Stats to be made aware of:


Growth Level: Goes 1 - 10. At Level 1, a Kaiju is barely a match for a single human tank, if that, and is largely defenseless. At around Level 6, A kaiju becomes almost totally invulnerable to all human weapons save WMDs. At Level 9, even nuclear weapons may not kill a kaiju.

HP: Starts off at 100, at Level 1. For every stage of growth undertaken, HP multiplies x1.3 If the Kaiju is injured, it heals at a rate of 2 (+ 1x Regenerator Rank) x Growth Level per turn. Food Loss is increased +2 x Growth Level until full health is reached.

Food: The amount of nutrition the Kaiju has on tap, over their Hunger Limit. Typically, the rate of food loss is 5 per turn. Players start with 300/200 Food. To Grow, players must have achieved twice their Hunger Limit in food. If players fall below the hunger limit, they begin to lose 1 point of HP every turn for every 5 points below their hunger limit they are at. Their Hunger Limit increases by x1.5 every time they grow, so players will have to be keen to keep finding sources of food. Foraging in jungles and bodies of water might keep them sated at lower growth levels, but at higher levels, players will need to hunt larger or more plentiful prey.

Mutagen: This resource is gained by battling, consuming, and befriending Kaiju. This is 'experience points' in a sense. An average mutation costs about 2 mutagen, with some higher level mutations costing 20 or more. Players will start with 10 mutagen. The amount of Mutagen a Kaiju kill rewards is 2^Growth Level/Growth
Level (rounded up) + 1 x Growth Level.

Mutations and Skills list: Mutations are listed in [ ], Skills are listed in ( ). While mutations are bought, 'skills' are typically learned via plot device, i.e. the Kaiju learns to replicate something it sees.

You may now chose, Prince, what you wish to be.

All choices in Kaiju Quest are done by majority vote. After every post, I will give you around 10 minutes or so to decide, democratically, on your first choice of action. This is your first choice; choose wisely:

>Reptilian: Gains [Regenerator 1] instead of basic healing. All [Regenerator] Ranks cost 50% less for Reptilian Kaiju.

>Mammalian: Gains [Thermal Resistor]. Heat and Cold based weapons deal only 25% as much damage to well insulated Mammalian Kaiju.

>Aquatic: Gains [Amphibious]. Though all Kaiju can swim, these ancient-looking, fishy kaiju are most at home in the water. While in water, they gain +2 to their current Regenerator Rank; but -1 on land due to drying out. If they have no regenerator rank at all, healing on land does not occur. Food does not deplete while in the ocean and not in combat.

>Cephalopod: Gains [Basic Shell]. These kaiju have a different biology than most. Their hard exoskeletons allow them to soak up more damage than other types of Kaiju. Base Health is increased 10%.

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>>29309915
Reptilian or bust.

Thanks for the quest bro I almost saw a non-quest thread there.

/v/ pls go

>>29309915
Reptilian, of course.

>>29309915
>Reptilian

>>29309915
>>29309942
Reptilian 2: Reptile Hard

>>29309915
Cephalopod, just because everyone else is going to try to be Godzilla.

>>29309942
>>29310052
>>29310073
>>29310098

A wondrous reptilian beast has been loosed upon the world. What terror will you have wrought in your wake?

Now, Prince, you may choose a 'Mutation', using what genetic material you were still harvesting in your yolk as you fall out of your shell.

Choose, please, from this list, what you will buy with your 10 Mutagen Points:

http://pastebin.com/cwh8KAzB

>>29310359
>Vibration 1
>Claws
>Breath Burst
>Digger

It's a little American Godzilla, but it all fits well.

>>29310359
Vibration, 1
Smell, 1
Breath Burst, 3
Swift 5

10

>>29310359
Vote for
>Swift
>Digger
>Advanced Sensory: Smell.

We ambush predator now. Locate prey with our keen sense of smell, then burst out of the ground and devour them.

>>29310359
>Omnivore
>Jaw
>Sight
>Smell
>Vibration

>>29310520
derpaderp, didn't see vibration, change my vote to that.

>>29310482
Vote for this

>>29310465
>>29310482
>>29310520
>>29310536

When it comes to point buys, I'll give you guys a little longer if you wish to discuss it amongst yourselves. If no favorite lists can be decided, I'll roll the dice.

>>29310520
I agree with this.

>>29310572
So, we all agree on Vibration and Digger, right? So the decision is really between Swift and Breath Burst + Smell. I'll toss my vote in for Swift, provided everybody else accepts Digger and Vibration as well.

>>29310647
I'm fine with either swift or breath burst+smell. Digger and vibration are musts.

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>>29310520
>>29310359

Dude
DUDE
THIS THIS THIS.

Leaning to vibration and digger for underground hunting. Also like omnivore for survivability since we didn't take aquatic. Can we save the last few points for later use?

>>29310638
>>29310647
>>29310681
>>29310758

Alright, so then your mutations will be:

-- [Swift]
-- [Advanced Sensory: Vibration 1]
-- [Digger]

Locking it youu choices.

Well, my future king, you seem to have dug your way out of your shell with little issue. As you fall from the calcified womb with absolutely no grace at all, you might find yourself lucky to have your first impact of your eight-ton, 50-foot from tail-tip to snout body was against sand. Some rocks, but those are nothing to your thick hide at any rate. Your yellow eyes flutter open, and your tongue flicks out instinctively to taste the air as you slowly begin to get your bearings.

Your scales are pale and colorless for now, they'll darken up later. Your rasp your clawed fingers along the ground as you stand, somewhat shakily, on what are fairly thick and strong legs for a newborn kaiju (or for any lifeform of any age, really). You don't know whether the feeling of the sensations running up your sensitive nerve and muscle fibers are more surprising, or the fact that your claws removed a metric ton of sand just from standing up. Your massive head turns slowly, and you find yourself inside a... dome. There's a quiet stream running just next to you, and above, you can see that this large shelter's rocky ceiling is broken by a massive hole in the top. Your instincts are a little murky, but what grabs your attention more?

>Your rumbling stomach
>Your Curious Mind
>Your exciting new senses

Digger
Vibration
Swift

A pity we didn't go cephalopod. Be the worlds biggest trapdoor spider

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>>29311038
Stomach, but we are very curious about how we are to fill it.

>>29311038
>Exciting new senses

Mind is too typical. Hunger is one-dimensional.

>>29311038
>>Your rumbling stomach
We very hungry

>>29311134
Agree. Senses.

>>29311038
>>Your Curious Mind

>>29311038
>>29311134
Senses, for these reasons

>>29311038
>Your Curious Mind

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100
>Food: 295/200

>>29311134
>>29311242
>>29311367

Your eyes, having adjusted to this midday light, find you at the middle of a massive dome, and you seem keen to the fact that the floor inside is around 3-kilometers wide. In the distance in three directions are massive fissures through which the river flows, and at all edges are forest. Your nose is still clogged with egg yolk, and, as of yet, is useless.

You feel, through your legs, vibrations weakly coming from the entrances to the dome, but not much else. It seems serene, and calm in here. If you had a philosophical mind, you might fight it beautiful, but you probably don't. The forest behind you seems to occasionally clatter with the noise of birds, and occasionally hooves, which you somehow instinctively register as easy prey. The rocking of the water against the shore also catches your attention in its rhythmic sloshing.

>>Investigate the forest behind you
>>Investigate the river next to you
>>Approach one of the farther entrances

>>29310820
Also, yes, that is possible, sorry for not clarifying.

>>29311520
>> Investigate the forest behind you

>>29311520
River. Might lead us to the sea and fish.

>>29311520
>Investigate the forest behind you

>>29311520
>Investigate the river next to you

>>29311520
Let's investigate the river. It's noisy and moves a lot, but doesn't look very threatening.

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>>29311520
>>>Investigate the river next to you
Lets see how well we can float/swim and if someone is coming in than it'd be good to be hidden.

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 290/200

>>29311567
>>29311584
>>29311587
>>29311597

The river, shimmering the light of high noon, catched your attention the most. Taking a few shaky steps, you find yourself next to it all too quickly. The lower your snout towards it as your bird-like eyes scan its surface, trying to make out anything. From what your young monster brain can reason, it's fairly large; being around forty feet wide (a couple of strides for you), and seems to be some odd... 20 feet deep? You couldn't tell unless you put your foot inside, to be honest.

You also see things moving. Lots of things. Upon closer inspection, they're animals. Fish, of all things. Large tuna, you'd know, if you were a human and you knew anything about fish, anyways. Hundreds, no, thousands of them swim mindlessly in one direction, with the occasional oddball zig-zagging along and around their fellows like they had somewhere more important to be.

Do you feel...

>>Hungry, those fish look delicious
>>Curious, you want to enter the water and move like they do
>>Excited; why not both? Roll 1d20 for hilarity

>>29311597
Its interesting that Godzilla got smaller after the nineties.

Rolled 4

>>29311771
We must beat the fish at their own game!

>>29311775
That's because the Godzilla after 95 was younger.

Rolled 12

>>29311771
Man fuck fish

Rolled 8

>>29311771
>Excited; why not both? Roll 1d20 for hilarity

I bet we would be a better fish than these fish.

Once we prove our mastry of all things fish, let's eat them to show superiority.

Rolled 17

>>29311771
>>>Excited; why not both? Roll 1d20 for hilarity
You can't beat a good hilarity scene

>>29311771
>>Hungry, those fish look delicious
Stick your snout in the water and take a big bite.

>>29311771
>>29311801

WE MUST PROVE OUR GENETIC FITNESS BY SWIMMING UPSTREAM AND MATING WITH THE TUNA BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL TUNA

Or see how many we can eat as we swim past them
that's cool to

>>29311839
Shit I rolled a 1d29 somehow.

>>29311771
>Tuna
I saw what you did there. We're a better class of Zilla I'll have you know.

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 310/200

>>29311801
>>29311839
>>29311869
>>29311871
>>29311886

You take a tentative step forward, feeling to crisp, cold water begin to flow through the rough, rigid skin of your toes. You flinch at first, pulling your foot away with a hiss, before putting it back in, and holding it. Feels... nice, actually, you realize, as it washes off the slime you'd been covered in after all these months. Feeling confident, you move to put another foot in the water.

And in doing so, shift your weight on the sandy bank in such a way that you lose your foothold, and slip-- into 29-foot deep waters. Rushing rapid, actually. You bounce ungracefully off the bottom of the river, flailing and yelping as you try to orient your body-- not so easy when doing so tumbles you head over tail a couple of times. a few mouthfulls of water, at least, relieve any thirst you may have had, before your instincts smack you upside the back of the head and take the wheel. You suddenly find yourself oriented. The water is only four times deeper than you are thick, but with a few tentative kicks off the bottom, you find yourself straight as an arrow; your hips swaying left to right subtley as you find yourself snaking shakily through the water, going at a reasonable pace-- even though you're swimming against the river. The sense of wonder soon gives way to newfound inventiveness-- it'd sure be easy to catch those fish in your maw while swimming opposite them. You open your wide maw, and sure enough,fish fly inside. A good deal of water does too, but the density of tuna is so great that you take in quite a whole lot. More than enough to satisfy your belly for right now.

>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!
>>You want to explore dry land again, get out of the river

Rolled 8

>>29312187
>>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!

>>29312187
>>You want to explore dry land again, get out of the river

>>29312187
>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!

We must find this river's source!

>>29312187
>>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!
Brace for fish kaiju's

>>29312187
Voting for land. If we're going to go trap-door spider on our inevitable adversaries we might as well see what kind of land we'll have to dig in--is it sandy or the like? That would be best.

>>29312187
Let's get out of the river and see if we can smell now that our nasal passages aren't full of slime.

>>29312240
Wait >>29312328 is right. Change vote. We need to learn to swim in sand.

>>29312253
Aqua Kaijus tend to not be too powerful. Look at Edidrah for instance. It's the ones that fly that are the real bastards. Mothra and King Ghidorah for instance.

Which brings up a question. What's the battle plan for when we do encounter a flyer? Anything that has to walk is in our element, but if they fly they can probably see us through disturbances we leave in our wake while our vibration senses are useless.

>>29312428
We peace out until they have to land and eat or we mutate a ranged attack.

>>29312428

Wait the flyer out. It takes more energy to keep flapping than it does to lie in a hole in the ground.

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>>29312187
>>>Continue swimming and snacking upstream; this is fun!

>>29312428
>Aqua Kaijus
>Not powerful

dagahra, megalon, hedorah and Destoroyah all came from the sea and Big G lives in the sea.

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 310/200

>>29312239
>>29312328
>>29312352
>>29312357

The river's charm has let up on you, though you are certainly no deadweight in the water. Your belly full, your legs catch the bottom of the river again, and you manage to get a foothold. You pull yourself out of the water, though it takes a while since you end up pulling more of the riverbank into the river than you onto the riverbank.

Still, you manage to get onto land, and realize that you can now smell better that're squeaky clean and free of gunk. Your eggshell lies far off in the distance now, and you're much closer to one exit. Notably, its lighter here, and darker on the other side of the dome now. Idly, you stare at your claws, finding your nails to be quite long compared to stubby, but muscular fingers, and capable of churning dirt. As you walk off of the sand, shaking off a few gallons of water as you do you, you test them against the rocks which begin where the sand ends, finding your can move the loose stones just as easily. Your sense, idly, through your feet and claws as you dig, some vibrations from things which must walk like you do.

>Investigate the forest
>Go through the opening near you
>See just how well you can dig

>>29312638
>>See just how well you can dig
See if we can sneak up on the vibrations.

>>29312638
>See just how well you can dig

>>29312638
Strike the earth. Listen to the earth.

>>29312638
USE DIG then proceed toward the source of the vibrations predator style.

>>29312690
>>29312698

This

>>29312638
>>See just how well you can dig
We tunnel through everything

>>29312705
Very good idea. Let's chill for a minute and see if our senses can tell us anything more about the source of the vibrations--like is it coming from something bigger than we are?

>>29312638
Senses then dig.

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 305/200

>>29312690
>>29312698
>>29312705
>>29312734
>>29312739
>>29312745
>>29312767

You feel that the Earth beneath you is as much your home as the water... no, more so. You begin you push downward, your claws raking apart rocks, then dirt, then both, shoveling it out of your way in a rather Swift fashion. With an explosive burst of excited energy, you begin to dig harder and harder, soon finding your head, then your shoulder blades beneath the Earth; your right rear talons gripping the edge of your hole firmly.

Voraciously, you begin to tear into the ground, pushing down and forward, until, within the span of a half minute, your swishing tail tip disappears from the above world, and you are totally within the darkness below. Your eyes down here are useless, but your other sense; your 'inner ear', or oyur 'bodily ear', you can hear. You can FEEL, things, roving the surface, with incredible clarity. As the dirt and rocks form around your body, you have incredible foresight to the world above.

Excitedly, you hear three distinct sounds.


>> A herd of small, hoofed animals in the forest infront of you
>>An odd, distant rumbling off to the left
>>A more foreboding rumbling, even farther off, and deeper below and far behind you.

>>29312925
Odd distant rumbling. We can learn to eat deer later, when we're hungry.

>>29312925
>>>An odd, distant rumbling off to the left

>>29312925
>>>An odd, distant rumbling off to the left

A few questions:

Are we a BOY monster or a GIRL monster or some sort of HERMAPHRODITE, or is that something we won't be able to tell until we mature a bit?

We might want to keep mate selection in our mind as we travel about.. A family of monsters can kick more ass than a loner, and children are a good insurance policy just in case anything bad happens.

Also, I can't be the only one looking forward to making a series of vast underground nests littered with the tropy-remains of our foes for some poor Japanese spelunker to stumble into.

>>29312925
>>>A more foreboding rumbling, even farther off, and deeper below and far behind you.
Dig to the rumbling

>>29312925
Left rumbling. We're not super hungry here, let's explore.

>>29313012
Dont you know how kaiju reproduce anon? A kaiju goes about its daily business and then a baby or egg version of it appears. When that kaiju dies it causes the immature kaiju to undergo a massive increase in growth and development producing another fully grown kaiju in a matter of minutes.

>>29312925
Check up on the foreboding rumbling. Being deeper than us means we aren't the only digger in the territory, and if it's one thing we want to protect its our bread and butter gimmick. The ground should be the one place where we know we're safe. Better secure that.

>>29313118
>egg just appears
More like shadowy military-industrial cabal implements stage 2 of bioweapon testing.

>>29313012

Since your talking about possible futur, part of me want us to not be too dickish to humans for two reasons.

One: A king need subjects.
Second: I want to team up with a potential super robot.

>>29313178
>Kaiju are really a Chinese plot to sink Japan's economy preemptive of hostilities with North Korea.

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 305/200

>>29312959
>>29312962
>>29312999
>>29313025

You chose that the rumbling off, beyond the dome, is what catches your interest most. Assuredly, you begin to push yourself in that direction, your rear feet getting in on the action as you push yourself farther and faster, curiosity taking hold over your newborn lizard mind as dirt covers your light-gray, scaly body. You're digging at a good speed, covering your body length in only a couple of seconds. Still, it takes quite some time to reach the source of the rumbling, which grows stronger and stronger. A couple, maybe three, minutes later, you get incredibly close, being maybe a dozen or so meters below the rumbling noise-- which actually seems to be a long, thin, wavy strip of rumbling noises right over top of you. Each one is small, but there's lots of them.

>>Check it out, let's go!
>>That's a lot of rumbling, maybe this wasn't such a hot idea.

>>29313211
Fuck humans. They are all assholes.
The only way to get a mecha version of yourself made is to go around fucking shit up anyway.

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>>29313211
If we are up against an anti-monster robot, we should make sure to leave the pilot alive if he proves to be a worthy opponent.

Then eventually we'll team up together to fight the BBEM.

>>29313253
>>>Check it out, let's go!

>>29313253
>>Check it out, let's go!
Go under them and swallow them whole!

>>29313262
Jet Jaguar is the biggest chump. The asshole programmed himself to grow bigger, how does that even work?

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>>29313253
>>>Check it out, let's go!
Chomp down on the what I can only assume to be a convoy of trucks

>>29313253
We're about to fight a centipede, aren't we?

Tally ho!

>>29313211
Having a cult of devoted worshipers could be fun. Look at Mothra and her scantly clad groupies.

>>29313253
I like being a digger. Lots of potential for surprises.

Let's go, full speed ahead, it's time for whatever it is to witness our grandeur!

>>29313330
You mean the most annoying things ever?

>>29313259
Getting a mecha version for a giant monster is like getting an action figure of yourself. You know you've made it when it happens.

>>29313330
>scantly clad groupies
You mean lightly seasoned fleshbags?

>>29313408
MOSSURYYYYYY--A
MOSSURYYYYYY-A

>>29313441
Human may not be filling, but they're delicious. Their fat absorbs all that sugar and junk food they eat. They're like a bag of potato chips.

>>29313461
Wretched creatures getting in the way of my giant monster movie.

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>>29313408
>>29313461
No, I'd rather have a frienemy giant robot.

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>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 99/100
>Food: 300/200

>>29313283
>>29313286
>>29313323

Ever excited and curious, you dig upward towards the rumbling, briefly hitting a new layer of rock, different from the others you had dug through up to that point. You pay it no mind, however, as you push you claw up against it, ripping open the dirt and stone, and push your hard head through, breaking up to the surface just as one of the rumble passes over.

The sun blinds you briefly as you stick your head out, a wooshing wind filling your ears-- and a sudden, alien, loud shriek as you witness an object, about the size of your head, red in color, whizzing down to your left. Your eyes get a close look at it for all of a second, before a louder shriek hits your ears from your sharp left, and as you eyes turns to get a look, you get a look at a similar creature, exactly the same but grey in color. Its ear-piercing shriek is your only warning, before a near ton of glass and metal smashes into your head at over sixty miles per hour; shrapnel and yellow blood and glass shards exploding around your face in a massive cloud.

Your vision blurs as your first real experience with pain drills itself into your brain, the creature that slammed into you flipping end over end as its whining flairs to a strange, throbbing, blaring noise that pounds your aching skull. You lean forward on your elbow, groaning loudly in anguish and anger as you try to shake off the alien sensation, just as the grey beast smashes, upside-down, on your right, skidding as a mangled pile of refuse across the highway as you find yourself suddenly surrounded by superficially similar things, of varying size and color. More shrieking, and a scent of burning rubber fills your newly birthed nostrils.

Your senses begin to return, just as you see a few of the beasts release a few, strange-looking, multi-colored, two-legged beings, each one looking on in shock at you.

>>Retreat!
>>Assert Dominance
>>Devour

>>29313623
>Assert Dominance

>>29313508
We gotta get hyped enough that they send one after us first.

>>29313623
>>Devour

>>29313623
>>>Assert Dominance
Burst out of ground, stand on hind legs, roar.

>>29313623
>assert dominance

>>29313623
>>>Assert Dominance
Dang, full on hit from a car on the freeway and it only knocks off a single hit point? That's a lot more durable than I thought we'd be at this point.

>>29313623
DOMINATE!

Little crayola yahoos got to know we're the boss now.

>>29313623
>>>>Assert Dominance

Time to CAW

>>29313716
That Cloverfield thing was just a baby and look what it did.

>>29313623
>>Assert Dominance

Always show who is boss!

>>29313716
Daikaiju are resilient as fuck.

Hell, we're no where near as scary tanky as '54 Godzilla, who laughed off being shot at with missiles and bomb.

At least not yet.

>>29313623
>>Assert Dominance
Mount the nearest female.

>>29313847
We have genitals?

>>29313847
But what if we're female?

>>29313864
Only one way to find out.

>>29313874

Allow the nearest male to mount us?

>>29313847
How would we even know which of these strange vehicles is a female?

>>29313847
The tanker truck?

How often are you planning to do this quest OP?

This is one of the few quests I'm actually having fun participating in.

>>29313916
Awkward first coupling with a tanker truck?

FULL SPEED FOR HILARITY!!!

>>29313913

Goddamit now I'm remembering those gifs and pictures of dragons fucking cars I saw on 4chan. Thank anon, I thought I purged the memory.

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 293/200

>>29313644
>>29313681
>>29313686

With an angered growl, you pull yourself up out of the hole, much to the horror of the crowd who had gathered, many of them staggering back. A few get back into their metal beasts, and begin to peel out and away, but for everyone that does, two more come to a dead stop, some of them even smashing into each other. Whatever yelling and shock you had instilled amongst them seemed to have intensified, and as your maw opens in a panged roar; the blood from your recently healed head wound flung from your lips as your cry strikes dread into the hearts of the small beasts who had struck you.

Many more begin to flee, some forsaking their metal beasts altogether as they begin to run off of the road, sometimes in groups. A few are too shocked to even move.

Crying comes from your right, however, as some of the small creatures, bloody and screaming, try to pry themselves and others from the twisted, burning hunk of glass and steel that had struck you.

>>Make your escape
>>Exact revenge for the pain inflicted on you, also eat
>>Investigate the burning wreck, and do what with it?

>>29313716
[[It technically knocks off 4 points at this stage, because you heal 3 damage every turn due to your abilities.]]

>>29313974
>>Make your escape

Follow civilians underground. Maybe they're running somewhere interesting.

>>29313974
>>>Investigate the burning wreck, and do what with it?

See if it's dead. See if it's edible.

>>29313974
>>Investigate the burning wreck, and do what with it?

Lift roof. Examine innards.

>>29313974
investigate wreck, this could be a good time to acquire a toady monster.

>>29313974
>>Exact revenge for the pain inflicted on you, also eat

>>29313974

Hmm either help them out and be a bro or smash them to pieces.

I'm going for the former but would be perfectly fine with either

>>29314015
Watch the insects, see what they do.

Might prove entertaining.

>>29313974
>>>Make your escape
I think we've made quite the impression here. Best to leave while we're all unhappy with what happened.
>>29314011
Oh man, got to love regeneration that effective

>>29314052
Wait, switching to this. What's up with these little guys who aren't running?

>>29313974
Kill one and see how the other reacts.

>>29314070
Second this stuff there.

>>29313974
http://youtu.be/gpXl07F4rOs

>Roar

>>29314101
>>29314070
>>29314052
Please no lawful good kaiju. We have enough nice guy quest protagonists, this is a monster.

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>>29314137
B-but muh friend to all children.

>>29314137
Let them vote for what they want. If everyone wants lawful good Kaiju that'll happen.

>>29314015
>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 288/200

>>29314028
>>29314030
>>29314052
>>29314070
>>29314101


You peer over towards the wreck, curiosity overtaking you as you peer over at the wreck. One of the creatures wails loudly at you, backing off and stumbling as your snout brushes the edge of their woefully underinsured minivan. It tips it, just a bit, tearing away a little more of the metal, opening up the inside. There inside, lie three creatures; the large one in the window, a small unconcious one, and another small one, bloody and quivering in fear as it looks up at your grotesque maw. You decide, then and there, that these beings,

>>Look delicious
>>Are not worth your time; leave
>>Doesn't look like they belong there, tip them out before the fire consumes them

>>29314194
Delicious flesh.

>>29314194
>>>Are not worth your time; leave

>>29314194
>>Look delicious
Stop trying to be a good guy, we're a fucking kaiju, and we need to act like one.

>>29314194
>>>Are not worth your time; leave
This place is too noisy lets go back underground

>>29314194
>Look delicious
Man, we getting hungry,

>>29314172
Who said we were lawful bitch?

>>29314194

Leave 'em, I wanna find out where these things came from.

Maybe we can find some bigger one's.

And eat those.
>Please no lawful good kaiju. We have enough nice guy quest protagonists, this is a monster.

>>29314194
Are not worth your time.

>>29314137

Some incarnations of Godzilla are lawful good.

Infact a lot of Kaiju are 'good', though 'lawful' is arguable.

Friend To All Children can be as entertaining as not.

>>29314216
This

>>29314194
>>>Are not worth your time; leave
Not even a mouthful. Lets head towards the city.

>>29314194
>Are not worth your time; leave

>>29314249
Meh, Friend of Children isn't my thing.

Aloof Master of Humanity...I like this.

>>29314194
Try eating the metal.

>>29314194
>>Look delicious
I say we eat the smaller ones first.

Leave, try to see how many of these metal shells there are

>>29314249
Half the time he shows up he is trying to destroy humans.

>>29314194
>Are not worth your time; leave

Barely a mouthful. Try eating the roof of the car.

>>29314194

Eat the small ones only.

The filthy humans will fear us...for we will devour their spawn!

ALL WHO OPPOSE US WILL STAND KNEE DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR CHILDREN!

>>29314283
We are dumb as a sack of bricks, how are we going to be the aloof master of anything?

>>29314194
Oh dear, alignment decision.

Are we the type of animal that only kills when its hungry or the type that kills anyway?

I vote we just leave them. They are food, but we aren't hungry. I figure we're a responsive type of critter. Don't mess with us, we don't mess with you unless hunger demands.

>>29314318
This is probably because we were literally born three hours ago

>>29314302
How is the roof of a car more of a mouthful?

>>29314291
Not really. Staring with the Second film Godzilla's wrath is focused largely on other Kaiju. The exception being the various remakes of '54, natch.

>>29313974

>>Exact revenge for the pain inflicted on you, also eat

We monster, we should probably act like it.

>>29313974

>Investigate

open it up, possibly use it as a weapon or eat whats inside

>Doesn't look like they belong there, tip them out before the fire consumes them

I like the idea of a non-douche Kaiju, sue me.

>>29314339
CAN we eat metal? I mean is it physically within our mutated nature to crave to stick metal objects in our mouth and swallow?

>>29314357
Eating tanks that are shooting us? Sure. Eating burning cars? Nah.

>>29314318
semper sursum

>>29314194
>Are not worth your time; leave

>>29314194

>Look delicious

>>29314375
I personally vote for a compromise. Not Gamera friend to all children but not a raging inferno of death. Just an aloof, cunning animal. Excess cruelty is for humans. We only are cruel in as far as it helps us survive.

>>29314310

holy fuck man
lets
lets just calm down

>>29314376
Well, we were born 3 hours ago. The first thing we did was jump in a river because we were curious. We've already eaten small things, these metal things are bigger things. We haven't eaten big things. Ergo, let's try eating a big thing.

>>29314194

THIRD option

Cook them in the fire some THEN eat them. show our intelligence.

>>29314353
Mechagodzilla 2, 3 and mecha king ghidorah were all made by humans to stop godzilla wrecking shit.
They were also fighting him when they acidently caused megaguirus to show up.

>>29314419
All will drown in a sea of defiled flesh.

>>29314411
I agree. Humans are like ants. We don't mean to trod them underfoot, but we just do. And sometimes, if we get the impulse, we do nice things to them.

I'm sure you've saved a spider or fly before. And smashed several.

>>29314376
It is for human babies. You'll be surprised how many choke to death each year on keys and shit.

>>29314429
Use claws to make vertical slices in the roof for a makeshift grill.

Impress the puny creatures with our fine cooking prowess.

>>29314411
See >>29314326

Yeah, I'm going to go with no on the 'aloofness' shit

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 283/200

[Not gonna bother quoting all the posts, but 'Not Worth Your Time' wins by a slim margin]

With an apathetic puff of air from your nostrils, the pain in your head forgotten, you leave the small creatures to their burning pile of metal. It isn't your issue, after all, if they didn't watch where they were going, right?

Instead, you decide, that though these creatures interest you, you would prefer a larger gathering. Perhaps more to scare up, or assert yourself over? You don't know, but hey, you're curious. The metal beasts that could seem to have fled from you, and you crush the end of one of them underfoot because it didn't move fast enough. The crush, you might note, is briskly satisfying.

>>Crunch more of the metal things, that seems to be neat. They make, like, cool sounds
>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming from
>>Go back to where you came from, you're in no mood to get smacked upside the head again

>>29314436
THIS THIS THIS

>>29314455
Dear lord, evil culinary genius?

Fuck that noise, SAVE THE CHILDREN!

>>29314433
Mecha-King Ghidora was made by Aliens. Who were using him to take over the world.

Unless I'm mixing up plots again. And anyway, the majority of damage Kaiju cause is done while they're fighting one another.

>>29314483
>>Go back to where you came from, you're in no mood to get smacked upside the head again

>>29314483
>Crunch more of the metal things, that seems to be neat. They make, like, cool sounds
Hopscotch!

>>29314483
>>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming from

Downtoooown, everything's waiting foor yoouuuu!

>>29314483
>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming from

>>29314483
>>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming from
Lets find a larger gathering of food

>>29314483
>>>Go further down the road, where the one that hit you was coming from
Lets get our snack on. Growth level 2 here we come.
>>29314496
Mecha-King Ghidora was made from the corpse of King Ghidora by future humans and sent back in time to fight godzilla.

>>29314512
Seconding

>>29314483
>>Go back to where you came from, you're in no mood to get smacked upside the head again

>>29314483
Go further down the road. Our urge to dominate means we must secure our territory from the lowlies.

>>29314503
NO EXPLORATION INTO YONDER

>>29314433

If I can be avoided, but then again, we are pretty freaking big...

>>29314483
Adventure!!!

>>29314483
>Go back to where you came from, you're in no mood to get smacked upside the head again

No good food. Too much metal.

>>29314550

This. we don't wanna piss off a large city or a government when we can't take on a tank yet. we have plenty of wildlife we could eat to hit level 2

>>29314483
Crushatize em captain!

>>29314621
What are they gonna do, send Getter Robo after us?

>>29314621
Look, if we need to bug out, we'll burrow.

>>29314662

choppers. tanks. swat team with RPGs. any decent sized city could fuck us up royally.

>>29314662
You have doomed us all.

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>>29314511
>>29314512
>>29314532
>>29314535
>>29314542

You decide that you wish to find where these beast come from. Leaving behind the scene of mayhem, you trek down an otherwise empty road. This layer of rock is certainly different from any of the others you had seen, all flat... something about this rock and the metal beasts were off to you in some way you didn't have the ability to comprehend.

Your child-like innocence propels you curiously down the road, a determined glint in your eye as, from behind the setting sun off in the distance, you see something which amazes you: a legion of glistening lights off in the distance, and from beneath your feet, you feel the many rumbles it is producing. The light, sound, and sensation is alluring to you as anything.

>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.
>>Might get metal burny things smacked into you again; forget it. Probably nothing tastes good.
>>Other? Write In?

>>29314621
To be fair, we haven't really killed anyone on purpose yet. Not sure what their protocol is, but getting to level 2 before venturing into a city is probably a smart move.

>>29314709
>>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.
Let's keep on pressing forward until they drive us back

>>29314709
>>Might get metal burny things smacked into you again; forget it. Probably nothing tastes good.

>>29314709
>Cleverly disguise yourself as one of the metal beasts, using one of their stray shells.

>>29314709
>>Might get metal burny things smacked into you again; forget it. Probably nothing tastes good.

>>29314709

>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.

>>29314709
>>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.
Sparkly lights guys.

Sparkly lights.

>>29314709
>>>Continue towards the sparkling lights, your curiosity is too great.
Travel underground. That way we have a tunnel ready if we need to bug out.

>>29314752

This

>>29314768

Best plan

>>29314709
>>29314768
This. Besides. Maybe those tall things go underground too.

Plus if any tanks come around, we'll know.

>>29314716

>giant alien tearing through a highway causing a massive wreck
>didnt kill on purpose
>like the national guard won't still be called in

>>29314803
Ya...prep for massive intervention by Nat. Guard or local equivalent.

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>>29314709
Find Kenny.

>>29314803
Well in this universe Kaiju are common. It's probably some sort of Special Operations deal

>>29314841
Who's Kenny?

>>29314841
lol I just watched that last night. KENNY!!!

>>29314803
It's a matter between if they try to kill us or capture us, mainly.

>>29314768
Best plan.

>>29314768
And how will we see the Sparkly lights?

>>29314855
Gamera's boy toy.

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>>29314866
Seconding best plan. Evoloution encoded within us caution. Dig and approach, safe in the arms of mother earth.

>>29314900
With our ears.

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 273/200

>>29314738
>>29314765
>>29314766
>>29314768
>>29314803

You cannot contain yourself, and excitedly approach the spectacle like a child in a toy store. Your slitted yellow eyes gaze in wonder upon the sights; some of the structures are shorter than you, and, as you discover, some are bigger still. From below, you hear shrieking. Whatever these things were, they sure liked to shriek a lot. Those fish might have been better company, and all this yelling is getting on your nerves. But then, a new scent hits you. It's the scent of... something burning. Something... meaty. Saliva forms at the corners of your lips as your foot knocks aside a vehicle, setting off its blaring horn as you close in on the scent, deeper inside the city limits. As you track the scent, you think to claw your way underground, so that the wailing sirens did not bother you so much. But you see in your mind an image of what the smell could possibly be, and find yourself heading for it.

As you push yourself back up, you find yourself right next to a colorful structure, and the scent is... uggh.... overwhelming. There's a new wailing, a different patter now. More rhythmic, less varied than the ones the others were giving off, and it seems to be growing louder. You see, from the corner of your eye, one of the metal beasts approaching oyu, and skidding to a stop. This one, however, also has sparkling lights on it-- red and blue.

>>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!
>>How kind of these creatures to deliver sparkly lights to you ontop of one of the metal things! How did they know you liked them? Check it out.
>>Waaaaiittt, this is fishy; bug out of here.

>>29314960
>How kind of these creatures to deliver sparkly lights to you ontop of one of the metal things! How did they know you liked them? Check it out.

>>29314960
We are not amused by this obvious trap! Throw something at the pile of fish to show our displeasure. Then dig underground.

>>29314960
>>>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!
Chow down

>>29314960
>>>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!
I find our lack of caution..Fishy.

>>29314960
>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!

Food first, the lights aren't going anywhere.

>>29314982

Seems like the best option here

>>29314960
Food just out in the open is a little strange. Who wants to bet they drugged the fish?

I vote we play with our cool new metal toy.

>>29314960
Seafood man, who doesn't love it.

>>29314960
>>>How kind of these creatures to put a seafood buffet right here for you! Dig in!
Literally dig in. Approach the buffet from underground.

>>29314960
SPARKLE GOOD

Our new friends brought us a toy! I like our new friends!

>nuzzle sparkle sparkle

>>29314993

Eat them

>>29315025
I second this. We are Dig-Dug.

>>29314982
this

>>29315041
Eat the lights.

>>29315038
Nuzzles for all!

>nuzzlenuzzlenuzzle

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>Reptilian kaiju that's great at digging.

Wait a minute.

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 350/200

>>29314993
>>29315000
>>29315002
>>29315025
>>29315025

You seem to have hit a motherload here. Your snouth breaks through the wood and tile ceiling as if it were paper, and, paying no heed to the constant shrieking, begin to sniff around for food. Inarticulate yelling follows (seriously, what is up with that?), but you soon find the object of your desires. Your claws strip away he extraneous metal bits as you begin to uncover the heaps of cooked and uncooked fish; pork and beef in secondary supply. And all of it just BEGGING to be eaten. Your chops licked adequetly, you plunge your maw into the kitchen; hunched somewhat awkwardly over the side of the building as you fill up your stomach rather swiftly-- your snake-like tongue lapping up whatever your teeth could not grip.

As you pull your head from the meal, you are forced to squint-- there's a very bright light in your eyes now, it would seem, and a loud, beating noise fills your ear. The light seems to be hovering-- in front of a flying metal beast, of all things, just sitting in place and blowing wind all about. As you look down, you see about... twenty, flashing blue and red lights. Many more beasts have come to deliver them to you, it seems! Also, it would appear that several other metal beasts, around twice as long and jet black in coloration, have also stopped.

Many of the smaller two legged creatures seem to be piled around you, and they are all holding what appear to be... fish. Metal fish. That's what those are. Are they offering them to you? Metal fish don't sound very good... But hey, these ones at least seem calm and organized! That's probably good for us, right?

>>Try asserting your dominance, that will work
>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?
>>Try taking one of those metal beasts with the sparkly lights, those are absolutely beautiful

>>29315111
Why not nuzzle them with our sharp teeth?

>>29315156

Take one of those sparkle-beasts in your mouth and book it.

>>29315156
>>>Try asserting your dominance, that will work
This is our food, they can't take it away from us!

>>29315184
>>29315156
This. Dig underground. We're out of here.

>>29315156
>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?

>>29315156
>>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?

Time to Dine&Dash, I'm not paying for any food, no sir.

>>29315156
Fifty more food stuff and we grow. Might be time to beat a hasty retreat back to the river or the woods.

>>29315156
>>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?

>>29315156
>Graciously accept gift of metal fish

Try to be careful and not remove the hands of our new subjects

>>29315156
>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?
THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH, SUCKAS!

No, really. Thanks a lot for the fish, buuuuuuut it's time for us to go before we overstay our welcome.

>>29315156

>Do a quick 360 with our tail out to hit as many of them as we can, then dig and run back to our home

>MFW nobody listened when I said there would obviously be military here in moments

>>29315156
>>>This doesn't sit right... perhaps its time to dine and dash-- right back the way you came?
Let's get out of here and find a safe place to dig underground.

>>29315184
I vote for this. Sparklebeast and scamper.

Police lojack means they'll find us eventually, but that just adds to the FUN!

>>29315249
I listened. It seems nobody here has seen Godzilla 1998.

>>29315184
Supporting this for shenannigans!

>>29315267
>Childhood favourite.
I had a wonderful childhood.

>>29315249
We all knew there would be. We just decided to give 0 fucks about anything smaller than a tank,

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 343/200

>>29315184
>>29315193
>>29315194
>>29315211
>>29315212
>>29315214

Thinking quickly, you decide that it's about time to split. But first... spotting one of the empty sparkle beasts, you sink your jaws around it, being careful just enough not to break it. Suddenly, the metal-fish of the little creatures begin sparkling as well, making little popping noises. They tickle your skin, giving you a funny tingling sensation. Sometimes it stings, but not enough for you to really even register it as pain. It's almost a therapeutic sensation! All the same, you've had your fill, and it's time to go. The wailing sparklebeast in your mouth, you flee down through the hole the way you came, leaving the people and their metal fish and other sparkle beasts behind.

...What nice guys!

>>Head back home
>>Lets dig in a new direction, farther away
>>Go the opposite way from whence we came
>>Other?

>>29315249
I listened, I just didnt care.
A car rammed into our face and did four damage and we immediately regenerated three of that damage, what are some swat teams guns going to do in the time it takes us to get back to our tunnel?

>>29315267
That movie was shit. That's the reason why no one remembers it.

>>29315299

Head back to familiar territory for now. We need a safe place to play with our sparkly-toy.

>>29315299
>>>Head back home

>>29315299
We need more food. Lets head to the forest.

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>>29315299
Back home.

>>29315314
HOLD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE THAT MOVIE IS A CLASSIC

>>29315299

Head back to our place for now.

>so many people here that think we're tough, gonna get us killed unless the GM is nice

>>29315299
>>>Head back home
>>29315309
It's almost a therapeutic sensation!
Apparently it feels nice to be shot at. So unless they bring the 50. Cal and Rocket Launchers I think we'll be safe from any quick response units that appear

>>29315299
>>Head back home
.

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>>29315338

Look, it's okay to admit that the only good thing to come out of that horrible movie was the cartoon. Even Japan agrees.

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>>29315360

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 338/200

>>29315321
>>29315331
>>29315337
>>29315338
>>29315344
>>29315347
>>29315352

Having had your fill for the day, you head back to that dome you called home. You feel its a relatively safe, serene place. These little creatures seem fun enough, but they're tiring at any rate. It takes five or so minutes, but you do eventually manage to tunnel straight through to your dome, where you pop-up. Right in the middle of a forest, a wailing police car between your jaws.

You let your new toy fall out of your mouth, and the beat up, yet ever rugged crown victoria defiantly flips rightside onto its wheels, light blaring as bright as ever.

A few deer seem to have been spooked up around here-- an entire heard of the things are just freaking out over there.

>>Play with your new toy... exercise your mind a bit? Always good for kids to get some playtime, ya know
>>Still feeling a little hungry, and those brown horned things look like they'd be excellent dessert

>>29315338
Say that in japan and see what happens.

>>29315360
that cartoon was so badass. It wasn't Big Guy and Rusty good, but it was damn good.

>>29315347

> go home.

Maybe we have brothers and sisters to show OUR new toy!

And if the squawking metal fish come visit, well. Then maybe they can meet mommy.

>>29315457
>>>Still feeling a little hungry, and those brown horned things look like they'd be excellent dessert
Deer is tasty, and there is more meat on them than you would think.

>>29315457

Play with the toy a bit. Find out what's making that wailing noise and rip it out. Throw it around a bit and pick it part with our claws.

>>29315457
PLAYTIME.

If the brown things are scared, maybe make the flashy fish chase them.

>>29315457
>>>Still feeling a little hungry, and those brown horned things look like they'd be excellent dessert
Venison dessert. Chew through the slow ones

>>29315457
>>>Play with your new toy... exercise your mind a bit? Always good for kids to get some playtime, ya know


We just ate. We'll eat Bambi in due time.

>>29315457
Tear out the wailing thing inside the metal thing, but carefully enough to keep the shiny thing going.

>>29315531
But growing bigger.

>>29315457
>>>Play with your new toy... exercise your mind a bit? Always good for kids to get some playtime, ya know
We should toss it at the herd of deer, and see what happens.

>>29315299
Go back home and put our trophy on its proper shelf

TROPHY 1: Sparkle Toy

>>29315457
STAND ON IT AND RIDE IT LIKE SKATEBOARD DOG!

>>29315457

Play with the toy.

>>29315590
It's our toy we should play with it.

>Growth Level: 1
>HP: 100/100
>Food: 333/200

>>29315491
>>29315504
>>29315531
>>29315536

You have a fairly full stomach, so you go ahead and decide you want to play with your sparklebeast. The wailing is annoying so you listen in keenly... trying to isolate the sound. You gently grab the roof with one claw, and push it back and forth. The car, thankfully, was in drive, not park, os this doesn't break it, as if you cared. However, you notice, that the deer seem to have approached you... a though runs through your mind, and you decide... to play. Perhaps you imagine yourself to be the human, riding in the sparkly beast, and the deer is you? Whatever it is... it does entertain your brain a bit!

+3 Mutagen

You end up smacking one of the dear with the front end, and it goes flying like a limp ragdoll quite a ways away. This dents the front of your toy-- ceasing that awful wailing noise. But it still runs, at least! And the sparkles are fine!

>>Play a little more, mow down some deer in the process for snacks
>>Put your toy away and get on with the hunt
>>You're a bit tired. Might be time to curl up for a nap.

>>29315613
>>>Play a little more, mow down some deer in the process for snacks
And now we know what rednecks do for fun.