This is a quest taking place in the Teen Titans animated universe, as well as the general DCU. Are you new? You can get caught up at http://pastebin.com/cEFrBd9d (don't worry, it isn't nearly as long as it looks).Updates resume at 3:00pm, or exactly 22 minutes from this post.
>>29368212Goddamnit Humble I have two papers due tonight! How am I suppose to get shit done with your quest distracting me?
>>29368288Go do those papers! This quest will still be here tomorrow.
>>29368212Last time on Humble Storytime...After seeing Jinx, the reverse-villain, beat the shit out of the 30 cultists, Donn let her take our healing virginity, which inevitably led to incredible pain and regret. A foreshadowing, maybe.Upon carefully walking into a trap, we find our friends moments away from potentially having less waifus than before. What will happen? Find out this time, on Humble Storytime.>>29368320Are you saying that you're going to be doing this into tonight?
>>29368361>Are you saying that you're going to be doing this into tonight?No, no. I mean, probably not. I'm just saying that the thread will still be up, and even if it isn't, it'll be archived.
>>29368212To all the doomsayers.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
So what do you guys want to do once we get back to the tower?I kind of want to see how Terra is feeling about being on the team again, and also about the BB thing.And we never really followed up on that soulmelding thing with Raven. As it stands, she might think to us it wasn't a big deal when it was a pretty big deal.I also want to do training montages with Robin.I think Jinx is fine, even though she is kind of scary, but I'm kind of worried that if we go see her you guys will ask her to marry Donn or something inappropriate. I'm sure it will be fine but...Yeah.>just realized im forgetting Starfire
reminder that Raven is best girl
You get caught in the cultists' trap. It is an instant effect. The stones forming the auditorium's floor fall away, plunging your entire team into a shadowy abyss. Thankfully, you hit the ground in only a moment, before the fall could be long enough to cause serious injury. What's more, you land solidly on your feet, bending your knees to absorb the impact.Time slows. Within the next fraction of a second, your eyes and ears make several observances:Footsteps like padded paws; dozens of them; can be heard on all sides. Your team is totally surrounded, likely by the same mysterious figures haunting the woods outside. They are not only around you, but above you. Light shining in from the auditorium's broken floor is fractured and blocked off by their hovering forms. You are in a bubble of adversaries. You have a moment to call out a command to the team.A: Tell everyone to form up in a defensive huddle, immediately! B: Tell everyone to attack, and hold nothing back!C: Tell everyone to concentrate their attacks at one point, breaking a hole through the enemys' bubble.
>>29368750>Your team is totally surrounded, likely by the same mysterious figures haunting the woods outside.Aw man, just fucking run.
>>29368750AI'm rather tempted to think they have some knockout ability
guys A lets Raven use her bubble thing
>>29368820Can we not start this and focus on the multitude of evil monsters about to crush us?
>>29368813I think its only if we look at them, or give them an opening.
>>29368813>>29368822Guys, you can't vote and comment at the same time.I don't know if we should keep the voting system that way, but thats how it is.
>>29368914humble uses it as a way of verifying that people arent samefagging, but with voting this slow, it doesnt really matter
>>29368912>>29368851>>29368818>>29368791>>29368790>>29368772>>29368770Alright, so we're getting the fuck out. We should probably head for a more open area to even the odds, or maybe somewhere really bright. In case these guys like the dark better.
>>29369024That's probably it.I mean they're only in the forest, and they only come out at night.They don't like the light.
>>29368822Man, Raven is still tired. Have to remember these things.
>>29368707Confirmed for good taste.
>>29368770Your order is simple. A pointing hand and a violent shout. The team understands. A curious look is sent from Raven; you aren't sure if it's one of surprise or amusement, but you know why it's there. You; the newest member; giving commands to the rest of the team. How time flies. It is difficult to look upon the enemies you face. They shimmer and swirl, but remain totally solid in their forms of immaterial black. Your eyes cannot fix themselves upon them.That's okay; you don't need to look at them to take them down.Synchronization, training, instinct and familiarity merge in a moment of split-second decision making. It's time for a combination attack. Beast Boy guards your backs, taking the form of a massive, scaly carnivore. At your sides, Raven and Jinx leap into position. Black and Pink masses of hot, volatile energy swell in their hands. Rumbling vibrations rattle the ground. You open your mind while closing your fist. D: COMBINATION ATTACK: SORCERY DRILL
>>29368728>>29368820>>29369145We can't forget the real best girl, guys
>>29369288>It's time for a combination attack.
>>29369288Goddamn that is one big D we're giving.
>>29369288>Synchronization, training, instinct and familiarity merge in a moment of split-second decision making.>At your sides, Raven and Jinx leap into position. Black and Pink masses of hot, volatile energy swell in their hands. Rumbling vibrations rattle the ground. >You open your mind while closing your fist. >COMBINATION ATTACK: SORCERY DRILLYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29369288>D: COMBINATION ATTACK: SORCERY DRILL
>>29369288Oh my fucking god this update.Holy shit.
>>29369288Lets do it guys
>>29369288>nobody posted thisThe fuck you guys?
>>29369288Pierce the heavens once again!
>>29369288HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>29369483which reminds me, should we get the whole cast in on it? Like Jinx being Yoko, or BB/Robin as Kittan?
>>29369541If the artists is willing, yeah that would be awesome.
>>29369557Is the artist still even around anymore?
>>29369566Not sure, they all had outside stuff they had to do.
>>29369288>A curious look is sent from Raven; you aren't sure if it's one of surprise or amusement, but you know why it's there. You; the newest member; giving commands to the rest of the team. How time flies.I'm not sure if my body is ready for this.
>>29369566>>29369584>>29369594Wasn't he the one who did this?Or is it a different guy?
>>29369626Pretty sure that's a different guy. Hope they're still around.
>>29369626I think that image first showed up on a drawthread on /co/.So maybe he frequents there and here.
>>29369329The orbs of darkness in Raven's hands are collided, creating an enormous reaction. Black energy explodes and extends, directed into a barely-stable beam. Around the beam, Jinx lends her strength. A single eye narrows and flashes; slender hands fling spirals of pink lightning around Raven's extending projectile, multiplying its power. Jinx and Raven shout to you in unison:"Do it!" The inhuman punch you throw is altered by your abilities. It is travelling at the tip of the blast, and pulled behind it, Raven's beam narrows into a cone.COMBINATION ATTACK: SORCERY DRILL(to be immediately continued)
>>29369483I'm amazed it took so long. Y'all niggaz slippin'.
>>29369650>>29369626>>29369655I was the same guy, he just changed up his art style.
>>29369655No it didn't, it showed up in the last thread before it ended.
>>29369687It was in both threads, that's all I know.
>>29369687It was from a drawthread in /co/ first though, just reposted in the thread.
>>29369704>>29369708OhThe eye of Horus shirt on her kinda tipped me off, didn't know that.
>>29369708No it was reposted IN the draw thread. It was posted here first.
>>29369687>>29369704>>29369708>>29369742You guys sure you aren't talking about this one?
>>29369788Now in color.
>>29369671>The inhuman punch you throw is altered by your abilities. It is travelling at the tip of the blast, and pulled behind it, Raven's beam narrows into a cone.So is the punch traveling at the tip of the blast, making it into a cone?What's being pulled behind it?I imagine we're just ultra-punching the thing, but still
>>29369799oh shit nice.Thanks for that.
>>29369788Both really.>>29369774Is it really that big a deal to you?
>>29369671Collision. Your attack shatters the enemy lines, breaking a clear hole through their ranks. The creatures are shocked. Even though you are unable to clearly see them, you can feel their surprise. They had you surrounded and trapped, but yet; despite all that; you pushed them aside. Now they know: you aren't one to be underestimated. But the opening will only last so long. Already the creatures are patching it, calling more to replace the ones blasted away. Their numbers are great.Raven has collapsed next to you. She has given all she's got.Jinx has her hands on her knees. Pink sparks are crackling on her heavy breath. Beast Boy is holding his form, staying in place despite a number of creatures bashing against him from the rear. They've done their part. Now you need to do yours. "Go." Heaves Jinx. "We'll be alright." The gap is closing. E: Go. Leap through the gap. F: No! You won't leave your companions!
>>29369895If this ends up a repeat of the forest I swear...
>>29369806Raven shoots a beam of black. Jinx fires pink energy spirals around it. Your punch extends at the tip of that projectile, pulling it behind it as it goes. It pulls it into a cone, making a drill. Sorry if I didn't describe that very well. I was pretty caught up in the moment.
>>29369954>I was pretty caught up in the moment.AS WERE WE ALL
>>29369895Well fantastic. Now both of the witches and BB are captured. Even if we go back and get the others for a final confrontation this is gonna be some tough shit.
>>29369947No, I'm sure we can just talk it out without resorting to violence. No, I mean, sure that one time it didn't work but maybe the next monster will be more of a reasonable fellow.
>>29370022Well, there is a possibility that Starfire has a hangover, but I don't think pain pills work that way.Terra also hit her head,but she's probably recovered by now.
>>29370045Actually I meant the bit with Raven trying to save Cy and Terra as well as herself and Robin. But yeah, no more talking. Just face punching.
>>29370045No, this time we're punching every goddamn thing we see in this fucking place, even the stoner again if we see him!
>>29370075I could kind of understand that, due to the emotional trauma of having fucked up before, and not wanting a TPK, but yeah, the mature thing would have been to make sure somebody survived to rescue the others.
>>29369895>Now they know: you aren't one to be underestimated.Which means the same trick won't work twice.
>>29369917There's no time for words; only action. You throw yourself through the gap. ONLY SECONDS AGO...A man in an elegant robe is happily observing a black ball of demons. Within them, his enemies have been trapped.He does so love this robe. It's special; a cascading blend of red and black silk, with the occasional trimming of gold. It sets him apart. As long as he's wearing it, everyone knows who's in charge. His cell phone rings. A moment passes as he fumbles through his robes to retrieve it. The answering button is stiff to press; until recent months, he's used this phone very, very little. "I've gotta give it to you." He begins. "When you guys build a base, you build a good one. You were right about the trap. It worked wonders." Chattering voices are heard on the other end of the line."What?!" Yells the leader. "You can't be serious! They're right here!" A louder response blares through his speaker. He cannot believe his ears. "Sorry if you've lost your nerve!" Yells the cultist. "But I haven't, and I'm finishing this now!" He slams the phone on the cold stone floor.A blast forces the demons aside. You leap through the opening. (to be immediately continued)
>>29370311Hoo boy, Cultist leader boss fight. Brother Blood, maybe?
>>29370311OH MANDON'T FUCK THIS UP GUYS
>>29370311OH SHIT SON, BOSS FIGHT!
>>29370338Brother Blood is familiar with technology.
>>29370362He also carved up Jinx's stomach with some weird symbols early on, before Mammoth knocked him out.
>>29370403Maybe.I dunno, its possible. Plus, mind control is sort of his thing, so maybe.
>>29370377>Revegeance ostInto the trash it goes...
>>29370437The reason I'm apprehensive is because he basically turned into a magic cyborg at some point, and I don't know how that resolved itself.
>>29370377I was thinking more like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhCLdAqF9ME
So current working strategy.Mind punch him in the face while he's talking.
>>29370546Just threw down his phone. He'll definitely notice us after Combo Sorcery Drill.
>>29370522This is better for background/ambiance.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWYZl07P_98
So did we ever figure out who the fuck these guys were in the DC universe, even?
>>29370634Jinx said they were Trigon cultists, I think. Which would explain why Raven recognized the monsters back in the woods.
>>29370311A man in a red and black robe is standing before you. The leader."Look who it is!" He exclaims with raised arms.His eyes are wild with fury. Pieces of broken plastic surround his feet; a line to an ally now certainly lost. "Can't say I'm surprised." He continues, slicking back his sweaty hair. "We just keep bumping into each other! Ever since that night in the alley. You remember, don't you?" His hands rise as fists. They're throbbing with red symbols, and beneath them, painful scars. He's enchanted his own body; you can only imagine the risks. "I was nobody then." He continues. "Just like you. Look how far we've come!" He attacks. You scarcely find time to react; his punch is quick as lightningA: Attack him as hard as you can!B: Block the blow, but don't move away. C: Stay away from him. Be totally defensive. D: Attempt to enter his mind. E: Teleport away.
It isn't brother blood. It's the cultist from the alley, at the very start of our quest.
>>29370700You were right about Jinx and going into the trap, but for fucks sake Somnius you're killing us here.
>>29370676TELEPORT AWAY AND START MIND PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE.
>>29370676>His hands rise as fists. They're throbbing with red symbols, and beneath them, painful scars. He's enchanted his own body; you can only imagine the risks.Ok, so this guy has jacked himself up on magic artificially.It's probably very draining.Lets just feel him out before going full blast.
>>29370937Or it could be an Androids 17 and 18 thing where his bullshit powers last forever.Still, feeling him out is a good idea
>>29370937I dunno, being leader has to have some benefit, like outlasting magical properties.So he's on magical steroids.
>>29370937We can't take too long. Remember about our friends getting torn up down in the basement.
>>29370976That was an incredibly poor choice of metaphors Somnius
>>29370976>>29370984Well, its just because Humble mentioned risks, that I'm imagining.
>>29370976Humble isn't lame like you Som.
>>29371039Thank you for saying that, but don't do this in this thread.
>>29371039>Implying I was the one who came up with that system for the androids. That was all Toryama >>29371000Why?Nice trips
>>29370937I'm a little interested in what the other guy called him about. Maybe the other Titans broke out of their cells? Or the Justice league showed up? Titans East? Anybody?
>>29371098As cool as that sounds, i don't think Humble that forgiving.
>>29371098Some organization that builds evil bases.Might get a lead.
>>29371081Seriously, think about why you, specifically you, mentioning something DBZ related in this thread might be seen negatively.
>>29370694You teleport away.Somehow, he follows! His body materializes in front of yours, several yards away. His fist, in mid-punch, sends you straight to the floor. A hard knuckle cuts open your cheek upon impact. That hand-to-hand training pays off in a big way. You still take the hit, but thanks to your skills, you manage to roll back to your feet as soon as you touch the ground."Surprised?" Says the man, keeping his guard raised. "So am I. I thought the incantation might kill me, writing your powers onto my skin."He's winning this fight so far, but he's panting heavily from the exertion. He may not be able to keep this up. "But I had plenty of time to get it right. Plenty of time to experiment on you... On all of you, while you were sleeping." He disappears! You blink and squint just to be sure. He's gone. Just... Gone. F: Look around for him. G: Turn around and block. H: Throw a hard kick behind you.
>>29371187It's me. I forgot to type my trip. I'm really into this scene right now; I should just take it back a notch and calm down.
>>29371233drink some hot cocoa
>>29371187HTrying to teleport us? WE WROTE THE BOOK ON TELEPORTING.
>>29371196>>29371208>>29371211>>29371216>>29371224>>29371225>>29371228>>29371244>>29371246>>29371279Please let this be one of those moments Somnius is actually right...
>>29371294Yeah but that book is full of spelling errors and crude graphs that no one can understand.
>>29371330>Please let this be one of those moments Somnius is actually right...Looking around really seems like a 50/50 shot right now, so at least here we can get a hit in just in case.
>>29371360also filled with little doodles of everyone.
So do you think he knows the powers we know, or maybe even more?Also, we're basically fighting dark link right now.
>>29371418Then we just have to stay crouched in a corner and spam attack.
We can do this guys, just lame it out like X Tekken.
>>29371577Nobody seems mad to me. Just waiting to see if the kick paid off.
>>29371196You throw your hardest kick behind you, thinking to predict his attack. It is only partially successful. Your boot finds his chest, sending him skidding back on his heels. His fist, however, loops around just before that to plow into your stomach, right against the painful puncture wound he inflicted some time earlier.This time you're staying on the floor. The pain is exploding, amplified by Jinx's botched healing attempt. You try to get up, but can't find your balance. Everything is blurry. The cultist hacks and wheezes, gripping his chest. "You're no better than me!" He yells, extending his hand. Unseen fingers of immense strength wrap around your throat, telekinetically lifting you from the floor. They squeeze. You kick and thrash, but cannot escape. Too many things are stacked against you: You took his hit. You're wounded. Your pain, already incredible, was earlier multiplied."You're just lucky!" He rants. "Everything was handed to you. Handed to you like it was handed to me, by the generosity of the REAL heroes. Or, the real villains... Same thing."He inhales, gathering his composure, and again slicks back his hair. "It doesn't matter now. You're dead."Magical fingers crush your throat. "I win."
>>29371734This is the DC Universe.Game Over happens, then you come back.
>>29371734Well I needed to get on with my life anyway.
>>29371734Thats it then...
Link to the chat, please?
>>29371782It's in the pastebin.
Please don't leave everybody!Please!This is our last thread. Please let it last. I don't want it to go so quietly.
>>29371813>Please don't leave everybody!Why? The railroad is over.Glad this shitty quest ended.
...Or is it?
>>29371736>dIt wasn't my fault!
>>29371813Should it go with an explosion of tears and misery instead?Cause there's plenty of that happening at my physical location.
Goodbye, deep emotional intimacy with Raven.Goodbye, sprouting romantic adventures with Jinx.Goodbye, kung fu montages with Robin, bro time with the guys, hitting those showers.Goodbye, Starfire, whom we didn't spend enough time with.Goodbye, Terra, whom we never had time to hang out with.Goodbye.
>>29371841No please.I just came into this quest, it's too early to end it>I've seen this quest around, I bet it's pretty fun>Game over immediately
>>29371841HAHAAA>>29371834FUCK YOU SHITHEAD
>>29371870>FUCK YOU SHITHEADDon't blame me for your bad taste.
>>29371883Why are you here?I'll bet you stick around in Som's shitty quest too.
>>29371855WE CAN STILL HAVE THATLOOK MY FRIEND >>29371841BELIEEEVE
>>29371894Why you gotta be so mean?
>>29371841It's too late, you've played with my emotions enough.
>>29371901In all seriousness, Raven, Jinx, and BB are screwed.
>>29371894>Why are you here?Honestly, I'm just stirring up shit out of boredom and annoyance.>I'll bet you stick around in Som's shitty quest too.Nope.
You hear boots and swords. The clashing of steel. A shout, and a scream.
>>29371855>Didn't even mention cyborg
>>29371957Time travel time?
>>29371955>...Party?Oh no, I'm not Party Anon.>>29371976No, somebody died.
"To your feet. We are not yet done with this battle."
>>29371734>>29371734I... I just went out for food.
>>29371703>"You're just lucky!" He rants. "Everything was handed to you. Handed to you like it was handed to me, by the generosity of the REAL heroes. Or, the real villains... Same thing."He's not wrong.
>>29372030"stands and salutes"
>>29372071I still blame you for this.
>mfw all of this
>>29372092Why? Like, 10 other people voted for the same option
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZaZC2t6hnYTOGETHER WITH THE OATH SWORN THROUGH COURAGE. WE. WILL. FIGHT.
>>29372030IT'S NOT OVER YET.
>>29372092>>29372108Do you hate the fool who ran off a cliff or do you hate the ones that followed him?
>>29372108You're just the object of people's hate and it just makes things easier.
>>29372108Because you voted first. And because I need someone to blame.
>>29371841I hope not.What if we get an early taste of being what we are and wake up in 5 years, to learn only we died that day and life went on. We've got a statue in the tower and everyone is older.
COME ON HUMBLECOME ON COME ON COME ON RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Sorry guys, taking a short break. You should too. I'll be back in a few minutes.How's everyone holding up in here?
>>29372273I'm radical, nigga, just motherfuckin' radical.
>>29372273FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN TITFUCKING CUNT WHORE BITCH CLIFFHANGER DICKFACE
>>29372273>Sorry guys, taking a short break.NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK YOU
>>29372273About to have a heart attack and die
>>29372273HOW YOU THINK YOU SON OF A BITCH?!
>>29372273Cannot load exe. file [BREATHE]
>This entire fucking thread.
>>29372273About as well as I would in this guy's situation.
>>29372273You'd better take your fucking break and get right back on that keyboard you fucking cocktease
>>29372273I'm trapped in a glass cage of emotion!...actually it's a crowded train during rush hour...still trapped.
>>29372273On a side note that image is adorable.
>>29372330get a dictionary and look up the definition of ruse
>>29372273I love you, but you're a piece of shit.
Humble you can be a real bitch.
>>29372394When we get back to the tower, Drinks for everyone!
>>29372425Even Raven, who is most definitely dead!
>>29372440Eh, she'll live.SCOTCH FOR EVERYONE!
>>29368844Damnit man this is important! We need to know objectively which one is more desirable! We can discuss this WHILE we fight the multitude of baddies trying to kill us.
>>29372273Humble you drive me to drink!
>>29372531CyborgNow will you piss off, we're about to do something awesome
>>29372680The regret song
The anticipation is killing me!
>>29372725the existential sorrow song
>>29371855I am pretty much still in this mode.
>>29372973The "Goodbye" mode, or still hoping for doing all those things?
You open your eyes.Standing over you is a woman. She has voluminous black hair and long, intimidating features. Her costume; her armor; is that is red and gold. She is, without a doubt, one of the most beautiful women you have ever seen. Her left hand is outstretched, offering you aid. Her right is gripping a marvelous sword, the design of which is familiar to you. You take her hand. Firm strength brings you to your feet. You're alive. Could she have helped you? Rough breath flows in and out of your mutilated throat... But how? You were certain the wound was lethal. "Are you okay?" Asks your rescuer. "Focus yourself. The fight is upon us." You rattle your head and get your bearings. Behind you is a vortex of madness; unearthly creatures swirl and convulse as a large angry cloud, and in its center dances bolts of pink and black. "Your companions fight bravely, but they will need my help. Your adversary flees to the end of this corridor."The lady points with her gleaming sword, directing you to an area unseen. "He is arrogant and mighty, but you have proven yourself against him before."She smiles at you; a smile full of confidence and invigoration; before throwing herself into the hoard of foes surrounding Jinx and Raven. You are confident that, with her help, they will be victorious. At the end of this long room stands the cult's leader. A: Go to him. End this.B: Much time has passed. First, open your team's prison cells; they may now be awake.
>>29373145Wonder Woman?When the fuck did you get here?
>>29373145http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjAIs it happening?
>>29373223Goddammit, we're screwed for good
>>29373145Oh fuck I don't know how but thank you Wonder Woman.I know that she was fighting these fuckers sometime during the Mr. Freeze arc but I'm not going to think about it right now.Lets just kick this guy into the dirt.
EVERYBODY PLAY DEFENSE AND COUNTER THIS TIME.THIS GUY WEARS DOWN EASILY.
>>29373314Rope a dope?
>>29373515Rope a dope
Those 70 cultists are probably like, the fuck did he go?
Honestly, this is probably just about as good as the Slade arc, except party isn't here making me lose my shit.
ELSEWHERE, AT THE END OF THE CORRIDOR...You are now the leader of the cultists.It's all falling apart. Everything you've worked for has been for nothing. Those people, your benefactors... They didn't want to see you resurrect your lord. They didn't want to see a world where Trigon the Terrible brought an end to the evils of man. They didn't care. Then again, did you ever really care? You didn't start this cult. You just joined for the food; a nobody, a homeless guy, starving out on the streets. You needed a place to live. You needed companionship. Sure, the cult did evil things; a kidnapping here, a sacrifice there. But you didn't really like it. It was just a necessity; just something you had to do to stay alive. But somewhere along the line you really bought into it. You really started to believe, and hey, when the last leader quit, they needed someone new to step up to the plate. The group needed strong leadership, and you were just the man for job. Oh man, your hands... What did you do to your hands? Not just your hands, but your arms as well. They're covered in spells. Spells to give you power. They're also bleeding. One bad decision piles onto another. You're having trouble catching your breath. Where are your allies? Did they run away? Probably. Most of them are just kids. What did you expect? Footsteps in the distance. He's coming. You get ready for a fight.One more bad decision on the pile. (to be immediately continued)
>>29373734Behold /tg/. What could have been.
>>29373734This guy is about to get FUCKED UP
>>29373764>>29373782I think we should help him out once he's out cold.I mean he's just like us. But he wasn't lucky and got powers.
>>29373734Fine, we don't kill him. But that doesn't mean we're not gonna give him the most savage pounding we can dish out without killing him.
>>29373803>I think we should help him out once he's out cold.No, fuck him.he had a choice, and he wasted it.Smash his head in.
>>29373803Can still fuck him up, though? Break his back or something? I want some satisfaction here.
>>29373827What is with this obsession with killing people you don't like?Haven't you ever heard of being the better man?>>29373847I think spinal damage is lethal. But to be honest, I think this dude is fucked because of the runes tearing his body apart anyway.
>>29373871So its gonna be that we beat him, knowledge that he's dying cause of magic runes, try to save him, but he dies anyways.
>>29373734When the option presents itself, I hope we can reign in our bloodlust and either accept surrender or apprehend the unconscious.
>>29373871>What is with this obsession with killing people you don't like?He tried killing us.Fuck him.ANd fuck you, pussy.
Somehow, this song became 100% relevant.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucyYfzbrYkQ
You are now the Main Character. It's time to end this. You hear your opponent before you see him; a red generator of spell power, fists alight with enchantments. A crimson star in an ocean of black, or perhaps a bleeding wound tearing apart peaceful surroundings. Either way, he has no place here. He has no place spinning his lies, feeding his cult, or threatening your friends. He is evil, and you are not. That is the end of it. There are no words. He teleports to you, but it is staggered. Jagged. It is not a smooth transition from place to place, but rather a series of jumping images, rapidly coming together before your eyes. His expression is one of distance and longing; his mannerisms are those of fury and hatred. A: Attack him. Go on the offensive. B: Throw up your guard. Block him, and look for a chance to counter. C: Back away. Keep your distance as best as possible. D: Teleport away from him. Do everything you can to stay away.
Rolled 12>>29374185>D: Teleport away from him. Do everything you can to stay away.Wear him out
>>29374185B, dodge and weave!
>>29374224>>29374222WOULD YOU FUCKERS VOTE CORRECTLY?
>>29374224Nice work, your vote doesn't count
>>29374257Honestly? I'm easing up on that rule for now. We don't have enough votes anymore for it to be relevant. I think the one-minute post cooldown does that job just fine now.
Rolled 9>>29374257I forgot, not like D will win anyways though
>>29374303Oh ok.Just let us know when you're putting it back on though.
>>29374303sweettime for awesome commentary
>>29374212You throw up your guard, looking for a chance to counter. His rounding punch crashes into your arms, but is effectively deflected. You took minimal damage.He's frustrated and coarse; the blow was powerful, but he should have payed attention to his movements after it. The deflection of his punch left him wide open for a counter attack!His eyes widen. His eyebrows lower. His teeth are clenched.You don't know what he's thinking, if he can still think at all.This is the face of a monster. E: Throw a single, hard punch. Try to knock him out.F: Unleash a flurry of harsh blows. G: Taunt him.
>>29374554ENO ORAORAS, JUST KO
>>29374554EKO THE BASTARD
>>29374554BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAND
>>29374606This is more of a RULES OF NATURE moment
>>29374606Oh God I read that just as I heard it in the song.This is so fucking awesome.
>>29374635AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>29374709WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>>29374635The theme of it has to be this way matches up more.
>>29374809GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WORLD
>>29374849WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>>29374770>>29374781>>29374809I don't know how you guys can decipher that, all I hear is just epic gut clenching awesomeness.
>>29374887http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Rules_of_NatureHelps a lot
>>29374572Your blow is swift. Collected. Precise. An uppercut to the jaw, one mighty as a blacksmith's hammer, effortlessly finds its mark. The incantation surrounding him shatters, fragmenting like a coat of glass. He is below you now, covered by his ancient marks.Covered by them, and dying of them. The leader's skin is pale, stiffening like a cooling plate of rubber. His hair, previously slick, has reclaimed its natural curls. They make him look younger; more naive.His eyes drift down to his robe. It is dirty and torn, now looking entirely unimpressive with the absence of the magical crimson glow. The leader licks his lips. All is quiet."You know..." He whispers. "...I saved a girl from some muggers once."These are the last words he will ever say. He is dead.End of Bonus Act 1.
>>29375036OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
>>29372030PELENIAL WHITESTRAKE? IS THAT YOU?!
>>29375036(YOU ARE NOW GIRL. INSERT NAME. BEGIN REVENGE QUEST.)
>>29375036Yay we did something right
>>29375036Slade Apprentice Quest when, Humble?And please don't let this faggot be the PC.
>>29375036>"You know..." He whispers. "...I saved a girl from some muggers once.">These are the last words he will ever say. He is dead.Aw, man.
Well, that's it!Please, give me some feedback on this one! How was it? I think we've really had a good night here!Next time: We finally go back to Jump City!Also, you've made it! Good job guys! I want you to know that you're a great audience, and that I've loved every second of writing for you.
>>29375036DRAWFAGS I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
>>29375118Why would Humble have you be the PC of an already established OC character?Nah, it's prolly gonna be something fresh. Also, he's not a faggot.
>>29375036>"You know..." He whispers. "...I saved a girl from some muggers once."I wasn't ready for this feel tonight
>>29375132YouYou write some good shit man.
>>29375132I really thought it was a game over. Did you decide to throw us one last bone right when we chose to kick him or after the responses of the Game Over?
>>29375132Write in more cute.
>>29375132Goddamn you write some bittersweet stuff. I'm feeling so many feels right now my heart might give out...
>>29375132Yeah, I'll bet you loved sitting back for a half-hour while we squirmed around in game over land for awhile.
>>29375036So...some vacation, huh?
>>29375207Cute comes next timeRight now its just AWESOME
>>29375036>you know, I saved a girl from some muggers once
>>29375132Holy shit, this shit was tense. Good job.Did everyone else make it out okay?
>>29375118It'll be a surprise! A rare treat!And no, the new-and-improved SAQ will star... Someone! I won't spoil it, but definitely not this guy. >>29375197I had every possible outcome of this act planned WAY in advance. >>29375207I will! It's coming! I've just been working in some far-reaching themes with this story, and tonight I wanted to cap off a couple of them.
>>29375132We fucked up pretty bad at some parts, didn't we? Also, what happened to the team?
>>29375132>Please, give me some feedback on this one! How was it? I think we've really had a good night here!You pretty much proved that the Slade arc wasn't a fluke. You really are that good.Also, some explaination as to our second life? Is it endless related?
>>29375272Slade quest will reset, eh? You didn't seem to happy when we killed that hobo...Dare you enter a quest of murder and villainy?
>>29375272>but definitely not this guy.Who is this guy?And please let it be original and not Beast Boy or some canon guy turned away from the light or some shit.
>>29375372You must be new here.I don't remember assholish demanding posts of this caliber.
>>29375422Not even I did that. I was just a massive faggot.
>>29375422>You must be new here.Nope. I was there when Raven first died.>I don't remember assholish demanding posts of this caliber.Really?
>>29375334This really is an experience, isn't it?
>>29375272>>29375372 It will be Kid Flash. He's turned evil which is why Jinx is no longer with him.
>>29375458Really.And honestly, I would say just trust Humble. Humble has never let us down before, and you should just let him surprise you.
>>29375225pic relatedthis is me at that point in time>>29375279>Also, what happened to the team?Tune in next time to find out!>>29375295>You pretty much proved that the Slade arc wasn't a fluke. You really are that good.Thanks!...But was that really the other great high point of our story? I feel like I've had a few moments just as good.Or maybe not. That's for the audience to decide, after all.>>29375295>some explaination as to our second life? Is it endless related?You mean why you aren't dead? Hmm... No, it isn't endless related, but I shouldn't reveal too much right now. >>29375349It was just a bad quest all around. >>29375372>Who is this guy?Wait, what? When I said 'this guy', I meant the cultist leader who just died. That is who they were talking about, right?And yes, he's original. He's a sort of counterpart to the MC, though it's a little more complex than that. You all may never know all there is to know about him, but that's just how these things go.
>>29375473No, it will be another Endless shard like us. I'm guessing Despair.
>>29375473OUR ULTIMATE ENEMY!
>>29375516I thought you were talking about the guy in the picture you posted with before.
>>29375473>>29375535Predictions, predictions! >>29375544Oh, no no, that's an evil counterpart to robin from the comics. I was talking about this cultist leader you guys just put the smackdown on.
>>29375516You know that pic makes me want to request a drawing of a TT girl in the same situation with Beast Boy censor ducks.
>>29375516>...But was that really the other great high point of our story? I feel like I've had a few moments just as good.Oh totally, its just that the Slade arc was the most popular and universally agreed upon shining victory for Donn.Also, do you plan on making the in canon name for Donn an actual event or will it just be an assumed thing that we just decide on and nothing really happens to trigger the change?
>>29375579>I was talking about this cultist leader you guys just put the smackdown on.You already said that.
>>29375601>do you plan on making the in canon name for Donn an actual eventYes. Should he get a name, it'll be decided upon by the team, as well as by the players, in the plot.
What should I number the quest as?
>>29375639Wait, what? What should you number it as? I'm not sure I follow.
>>29375661Yeah pretty much.Party, you've been good. Thank you for being good. Teach Somnius how to not be shit.>>29375663I think he means for archival or something.
>>29375663Teen Titans Quest #1Teen titans Quest #2etc. etc.What should I number it?From the archive, about 14 or so considering one was not achived for some fucking reason.
>>29375597How about Starfire?There isn't a whole lot of fanart of her.But im afraid someone gonna draw her skinless just to be funny.
>>29375618Hum...But Donn Mortem is such a specific thing...And its weird, naming a person. You name a dog but...I dunno, maybe we are a dog.
>>29375699Oh, geez. I honestly have no idea; you'd know as well as I would. I have my hands full with writing and planning this whole thing; I don't really keep track of the numbers behind it.
>>29375618From what I read, it seemed like he wasn't called by a name because of his weird Endless quality's, going along with Gaimans theme for names having special qualities or something.The Question: Okay kids, if you think you know him so well, tell me his name.Team:...
>>29375687Thanks man. I've been working on it.To any name/trip-fags suffering from the hatred of anons:The secret is to realise that you're an autistic faggot no matter what, the difference is that, instead of blending in anonymity with other annoying people, people can see who you are. It leads to being a massive fag. The trick to not being a massive fag? Uh...second thoughts I guess. Read the post as if it were someone else's, and validate if any response is necessary. I've undone a few today. If you act like too much of a faggot? Well...pic related.
I'm happy it turned out so well butI FUCKING MISSED IT! DAMN MY SLEEP HABITS
NEWS TIMENext thread this sunday, likely at 3 or 6 PM EST. Check the chatroom (alluring at livestream) for updates on that. I post there daily. God, I can't wait to get back to Titans Tower. This story has been away from the hub for far too long.
Someone else please archive. Computer is a cunt.
>>29375902AND WE WILL BE THEREAND THE WAIFU WARS SHALL BE GLORIOUS
>>29375921Preferably with the summary: What a comeback!
>>29375950>waifu warsReminds me. 1/5
>>29375921How do you archive?>>29375985With Terra in the fray, who knows what could happen?
>>29375902Please add in details of the Gotham aftermath and consequences of that.
>>29375950>Waifu warsBut we haven't acted like massive faggots for a few threads. Can we not go back to shipping bullshit?
>>29376018>How do you archive?How are you this new?Look up suptg how to archive.
>>293760745/5Pretty sure the mod that kicked out humble was on the ride with us. And was less than happy when...yeah.
>>29376052And use the already posted Teen Titans Quest tags.
>>29376027>Please add in details of the Gotham aftermath and consequences of that.I haven't forgotten! You'll get 'em, should the cards fall that way.
>>29375985>>29376011>>29376041>>29376074>>2937611710/10 made my nightHere's one of my favorite raven images in return
>>29376040>Can we not go back to shipping bullshit?I don't think it will get that bad.I mean getting into any kind of serious relationship is going to cause some disruption in the team, so its best that we don't do that and just let everything flow naturally. So I think everybody will eventually do that.But we will have to remind people constantly.>>29376117Of course.Only Humble could cause such incredible butthurt.
>>29376186>>29376168I did a bunch more, but...I didn't want to risk hijacking the thread and making an ass of myself. Again. I could just post the original 4 I was going to do. Wanna see them?
>tfw the thread diesA good moment come and gone.
>>29376296still got 2 pages to go
>>29376296>>29376279And Party resurrects it
>>29376279Hey man, we're on page 8 and auto-saging with a low post rate. Do what you feel.
>>29376135Just give it to us.I really hate this "if the cards fall that way" and "if that's what the players choose" shit. Really faggy.
>>29376333>>29376331OkIt's 5 actually, can't forget the finale.1/5
>>29376331And hopefully he archives it too.
Well fantastic ride tonight! Looking forward to dialing down on peril and focusing more on cute/comedy Tower goodness.
Apparently my effort did archive it. I mean before my computer froze
>>29376348Don't want to spoil anything. If it makes you feel any better, you will most certainly get further details on the gotham city incident in upcoming update batches. >>29376420>dialing down on peril and focusing more on cute/comedy Tower goodness.I'm not really in it for much comedy, but you will have cuteness, and some casual cooldown time. Character interaction and rest.
>>29376458Haha that's flattering as fuck>>293764665/5
Man, this thread was really something.See you guys sunday.
>>29375857Goading you into posting ponies made my day.
>>29376486>I'm not really in it for much comedyIn Humble Town there is no laughter. Only absence of tears. This is your lot. Be thankful.
>>29376486oh god yes the cutenessTHE CUTENESS
>>29376856Heh, it's not like that, though!I'll have a sense of humor and happiness, but not outright comedy.
...And hopefully we can get some more Terra in this story, am I right?
>>29377150NoGet worst girl out of here
>>29377150Absolutely! More of all the team would be great, especially if Terra can join the team as well!
>>29376648I bet it did. It would've made mine. Reminds me of my brief time shitposting on /mlp/...ah memories. I'll never forget that sick get I had coupled to a "roll for an answer" thread. Imagine 300 posts of butthurt. It was intense. But that was a year and a half ago, and I've grown a bit. Not a ton, but a bit.
>>29377150sure. she's alright.
>>29377150What a Terra-ble post.
>>29377687Something wrong, Humble?
Assuming these are steel platesCan YOU lift more than Beast Boy?
>>29377967He can turn into a Gorilla, an advantage we lack.Actually, can Donn potentially learn shapeshifting?
>>29378165>can Donn potentially learn shapeshifting?I don't want to spoil future potential abilities, but I don't think we'll be doing anything like what beast boy does.I want to say more, but I really shouldn't.
>>29378247Mmk, thanks. At least now I know we can learn something new in the future