I'm keeping my trip as Teli for now on. And on with the show!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Neckbeard%20Quest
You went straight and enter the house ahead of you. It is pretty dim-litted in here and has a strong scent of opium and incense."Hello," a soft, male voice had spoken up.
"What can I do for you, stranger?"It looks like some creepy antique shop.
"What are you selling, and give it to me."
Examine the walls.Sample the shopkeeper with our primary tongue.
>>29396269You have another trip?
>>29396348Gimme mask. My face is lacking.
>>29396269AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA
>>29396348Steal one of the mask
>>29396348"I need to cover my face, and quickly! Sell me a mask"
>>29396348Nigga, help me find the nigga that shot me.Nigga.
You're alive! It truly is the most joyous of days!>>29396348"What are ye sellin'?"
>>29396550Seconding this>>29396635Then this.Also, have we snuffed out the bits of beard fluff that are doubtless still smouldering after that stunt we pulled with the post and the fire and the unicorn girl with the sexy calves?
>>29396269So what's the rules, here? Rolls, "first of five," popular vote?
>>29396961first to post ending in an odd number
Run through the door behind the shopkeeper. We're on a mission for the horn.>>29396961Odd post number, if I remember correctly, although it could be a mix of vote + most in-character suggestion + OP's favorite.
>>29397387OP must like me then
>>29396366"Here's only a few of my wares, but take a look around for anything more interesting."
>>29397324>>29397387It's even number posts, go read the first thread in the archives.
>>29397429Eat the shopkeeper.Steal. Fucking. Everything!
>>29397429>No pricesIt's all free. Take everything.
>>29397429We better get that amazon brace guard. Tired of that bitch and her god damn arrows.Also all of the other thingsFor freeWe're robbing you
>>29397429He didnt show us a price, therefore it must be free. Take it all
>>29397460I'd bet you the shop keeper is some kind of fucking ninja master. That's how this works. That is always how this works. Unless I'm wrong, in which case this is an exception.
>>29397744thats the fun part anon
buy the ghost maiden mask, then convince the shopkeeper you're a ghost and demand the rest of the wares.
>>29397744Your point being what? We're the motherfucking neckbeard, god damn it!
>IT /tg/ plays a CE Malkavian
>>29397851Don't insult Malkavians. We're full-blown Fishmalk and WE FUCKING LOVE IT!Probably because Vicissitude has warped our minds, but who cares!?
>>29397460You lash out your secondary mouth's tongue and began to wrap it around the Charm Dealer!
>>29398456I suddenly get the feeling this won't be ending well for us...
However, before you can devour your victim, he sticks his opium pipe right at your forehead, burning you."Tch, how predictable~!"
>>29398456I have a bad feeling about this
>>29398483pfff hehehe i forgot pic
>>29398483Ow fuck. Fine, we'll buy your stupid wares
>>29398517The who to the what now?Fluff: Ignite.(Humbly submitting boss music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4HcdLyYac)
>>29398542ACTIVE STATUS CHANGE! Hungry -> Angry
>>29398517We have money. No want trabbu.
>>29398542Step back. "My apologies, compulsive behavior, I'm trying to stop but you look sooo... delicious it got better of me. Can we proceed with the purchase now?"
>>29398614You were already both hungry and angry, but you went from that to DOUBLE ANGRY.It is still your turn.
>>29398542Summon the grim powers of darkness and kick him in his whore balls.
>>29398776MULTY TONGUE GRAPPLE
>>29398776Berserk to grant our next attack +200% damage, -50% accuracy and auto-attack!
>>29398776Do a DC 80 escape artist check to crawl into his anus.
Rolled 2>>29398788Roll for success. 1 is successful, 2 is failure.
>>29398910Just kind of flail around on the floor for a while while the charm merchant goes full Goemon on us with his opium pipe.
>>29398962this works too
>>29398962You fell to the floor due to your failure to kick the Dealer in his whore balls. And you flailed hard.
Rolled 58>>29399138Charm Dealer burns you with his pipe!
>>29399173Shove his pipe into his ass.
>>29399173Spaz flail/use Splash!
>>29399173GRAB HIS PIPE AND RUN
I'm fucking up of all kinds tonight.Your turn.
>>29399240Alright shit, apparently this asshole has the Dice Gods on his side. I don't think it's worth it, man!
>>29399240Regurgitate elf slut.
>>29399240KICK HIM IN THE JIMMY!
Rolled 1>>29399302You back up, with following.>Woah, woah, hey! I'm sorry I tried to eat you! It was reflex.>How about we start off on a new...>>29399334Rolling for success. 1 is successful.
>>29399636PRONE, motherfucker!Steal his opium pipe!
>>29399636Sensually lick after he falls down
>>29399668This, but aggressively.
I just realized that this guy is a mask salesman.That Ghost Maiden mask allowed us to appear as a ghost maiden. Or at least a ghost.Maybe... just maybe... this guy has a mask that will allow us to turn into the little girl.
>>29399650The trip was successful! You snatch his opium pipe that was sent flying from his hand as you tripped him.
>>29399972Smoke the whole thing in one go.Use our new-found pain immunity to beat his shit in.
>>29399972Take DEEEEP pull, exhale from bottom mouth.
>>29399972Take his mask, and with it his power!
>>29399668You sensually lick after him, effectively stunning him and.. Why is he quivering and breathing heavily?
>>29400068>Roll to seduce.
>>29400068...we're getting counter-raped.Well, he's getting COUNTER-raped! ...I got nothing. Maybe smash him into the counter?
>>29400068I like this guy.He is everything I have ever wanted out of a master ninja mask shop owner.Continue licking him. Ask if he wants to be our partner in crime. If not, continue beating the hell out of each other like proper gentlemen.
>>29400203Why eat him, when we could... enlist him... as a fetish minion or something.
Rolled 1>>29400112You stick the opium pipe in your mouth, and began to smoke it all while you attempt to seduce..
>>29400311You draw from the pipe and slowly exhaled smoke. Your opponent just lays there, trembling."F-fuck... What do you want..?!"
>>29400410"Your dutiful cooperation in my schemes."
>>29400410"Everything in the store, and for you to be my number two."
>>29400410That can come later.What matters right now is that I know what YOU want.
>>29400410"You said it yourself..." *Fade to black.*
>>29400410Everything in your store.Including you~~~
>>29400452>That can come later.>What matters right now is that I know what YOU want."W-wait..!"
>>29400759No brakes on the rape train, sweetheart.
>>29400759>Take the items.
Man, Neckbeard loves his shopkeepers, doesn't he? First the catgirl at the bakery, now this.Are we going to make him become the face of a multimillion dollar corporation spanning all of the markets, making sure no one can be spared from the insanity?
>>29400908At this rate, I see that as the most evil thing he could do right now. >wife all the shopkeepers in the immediate area>control the fucking economy
>>29400908>Good End>>29400759"Mmm, what's wrong sexy catmask man?"
>>29400908That... would be pretty cool. If we did it right.I could see it now. Suave, funny, witty, and above all a complete psychopath with a lot of money. Beardy would probably look pretty good in a suit.
>>29400759Give him the D
>>29400802>No brakes on the rape train, sweetheart.You then strip him of his mask, exposing his blank face.
Wait, this is a guy, right? You began to feel him up, but fail to find any boners..
>>29401153Damn it, search for any secondary sex characteristics. Don't fail your Spot check. Take 20 if necessary!
>>29401131Dammit, anon. Just... make sure balls are not touching.
>>29401153Well, shit, what's he got then? Like, another mask? An XBox controller? The fuck?
>>29401153What is this, a mannequin?
>>29401153Oh, motherf- the character is actually the mask, you dumb moth-necked freak!
>>29401153"Does it matter if I know what gender this person is...?No. No it does not."
>>29401218Clearly, you do not understand heterosexuality.Wait. But the Beard was actively looking for boners.WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEEEEAN!?
>>29401266>Clearly, you do not understand heterosexuality.>Not understanding that sexuality is a gradient, not binaryhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTGXSdg0hEY
>>29401184You had opened his suit top and pulled down his pants.You are just dumbfounded, he has the torso and appearance of a man, but genitals of a girl! What does it mean-
>>29401367And how's that Psychology 101 class treating you?Also: You're wrong.
>>29401404"I'm.. I'm from /d/.."
>>29401435PERFECT! YOU'RE HIRED!
>>29401404I-Is it a trap?
>>29401404A great mystery of our times.Maybe we should just ask him "What the fu-">>29401435"Oooooooooooooh. Okay. Still going to rob and recruit you, though."
>>29401435Make him our new minion.
>>29401435Wait, we're in /d/? How fucking far did we run chasing the oni!?
>>29401598He's from /d/.We're still in /tg/.
>>29401653Oh, okay.That's why there is a current lack of diapered tentacle futas tying us up... or whatever they do there.
>>29401759Lick the sweat from her skin and whisper "We know your taste now. You cannot leave us. Eeeeeeveeeeeeeeer..."
Rolled 4You then proceeded to pound him victoriously. And somewhat viciously.---Rolling for money earned, his shop should be ripe for looting.
>>29401792>rolled 4>out of fucking 100D-Did we catch him when buisness was slow?
>>29401671At /d/, I'd imagine that there exist other entities like neckbeard. People who have such an intense fixation on their fetishes, that through sheer will their bodies are altered and they acquire terrifying power.
>>29401824Maybe low rolls are good? I mean, it's still a crit, just at the opposite end of the spectrum.
>>29401850But we also might have found a Rupoor or something. Negative money in the form of money.
>>29401836>A /d/ NeckbeardI think I just Shatnered myself a little in terror.
>>29401850nope, this quest ain't roll under
>>29401889A man can dream.
>>29401792Look all the mask and wear them all! On your chest, on your shoulders, on your face...
>>29401824>Nnf, did I catch you on a slow day?!"Aah..! D-do you even know what you're doing..?!">It goes in like this right"No!"Go back to being Charlotte?
>>29401954>Go back to being Charlotte?Charlotte or the Pompadork.
>>29401954What's Garush up to?
>>29401954Either-or, but I vote Da mans mans.
>>29402006>>29402035I'm interested in Garush, Anon, and Torpedo Asshole.
>>29401954fuck thatI want to see the shit we looted
>>29402070Yeah, what happened to them anyway? Last we left them, Anon was naked and Garush... wait, what did happen?>>29402074From the sounds of it, we either got laid or can't operate a loot sack. No need to linger.
>>29402095> we either got laid or can't operate a loot sack.Or both at once.
>>29402095>From the sounds of it, we either got laid or can't operate a loot sack. No need to linger.It'd be hilarious if it's just the sounds of Anonymous attempting to reassemble a cash register.
>>29402211>god, fuckin>how do they make these things>what the fuck>beelze can you figure this shit out im stumped>>shit man i dunno
Before we leave, does our /d/-cashier have a name of any sorts? Just for referenceI support the name Beelzebub
>Neckbeard Quest is backGlorious day.>>29401954It's been a while since we've been Garush or Yorick
>>29402356Beelze is the name of our demon master.I was just thinking we'd call him the Masked Man, but things have since gotten a little complicated.
>>29402413Happy Mask Salesman, obviously
>>29402423I was considering that, but I thought it was too easy.Also, we need to get this guy some ninja training. He tripped way too easily.
>>29402413Forgot about Beelze. That'd just make things confusing.Something /d/ themed, yet still a name... Dimitri
>>29402480Fappy Mask Salesman?
>>29402554All I can think of is the telephone scene from Doctor Strangelove.
>>29402570He doesn't have a dick, but sure. If it doesn't work out we can always come up with another name.
You are now Garush. You are trying to find clothes that'll fit Anon, as you let him wear your jacket after your escape from Neckbeard.Anon is sleeping on your couch now, still in your jacket. You left Yorick on your coffee table, but she hadn't made any loud noises the past hour you left her there. Mimic is in your bedroom with you, helping with your search.So far, all of your clothes would just sag right off of him.
>>29402745Damn.Our jacket is probably going to smell like booze forever.Well, Anon isn't going anywhere. We can always go to his apartment and grab some clothes.
>>29402745Can anyone of the party into needleworks?
>>29402745Get the sewing kit. Why does a manly greaser yankee like Garush have a sewing kit? Because fuck you, that's why!
>>29402808I would've been suprised if Garush DIDN'T have a sewing kit. It's a MANLY sewing kit though. For fixing up his jackets and shit.
>>29402745Give him a robe.
>>29402745Make him a toga out of a bedsheet.
>>29402784You came up with a good idea to check Anon's place for any clothes. Mayhaps neckbeard is long gone from there.>>29402808But you came up with an even better idea to sew up some new threads for Anon! You go and grab your sewing kit, all you need to do is get Anon's measurements.
>>29403023Well, sounds like everybody wants to go with sewing, soooo... proceed to get anon's measurements.We don't have any clothes of his, obviously, so we're going to have to do this the old fashioned way.
>>29403023Ask anon if he knows his measurements.
>>29403023Take him outside, fling him into the air, leap after him, MEASURE HIM LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BAWS, then catch him and replace him on the couch like nothing happened.
>>29403101Manliest option is the truest option
>>29403023Measure him while softly whispering "no homo"
>>29403101That seems impractical and recklessly dangerous though.Would Garush so endanger poor Anon?
>>29400908Whatever happened to the catgirl baker anyway? Did we ever follow up on that?
>>29403148We'll probably revisit her, we were too busy on the trail of our dear, sweet, horn.
>>29403144"It's onlys impracticals if ya can'ts pulls it offs, ya nancy!"
>>29403166Garush never struck me as the show-off, flamboyant type. At least not the guy who does it intentionally.He's been the traditional strong loyal friend.
>>29403235You say that now, but he's only just unlocked his bankai.
>>29403235He killed a guy by summoning shitloads of wooden swords. What would you call that?
>>29403259That was flamboyant. But he wasn't doing it just for the sake of showing off, which is why I said he doesn't do it intentionally.
>>29403298You may have a point, but this way he doesn't have to flip and manipulate Anon too much. Really, measuring him in what is essentially zero gravity is ideal.
>>29403571Oi. Boss. You still with us?
>>29403571Eh, I guess. Probably would just be easier to ask him though.I just like Garush as he is. I don't want to see him become another caricature of masculinity. I can't describe it succinctly, but you know what I mean. Those characters that show off, made of testosterone, and do meat headed stuff but manage to make it work because they're so damn manly and they have fighting spirit. I can enjoy them, don't get me wrong, but I like Garush's sane and somewhat serious demeanor as a foil to Beardy's insanity.I'm not the only person playing the quest though, so how you guys want to play Garush is up to you. That's just how I like to think of him.
>>29403679Actually, you hit it right on the head. I've been lurking, but I'm the guy who supplied a lot of his dialogue and his name. While, as you say, he's not "my" character or "your" character, I feel he's best used when played as the straight man, a foil for the utter lunacy of the rest of the cast.Just my two cents, though.
>>29403731>>29403679I can agree with these guys. Anon is also a somewhat sane character, assuming that he isn't drunk.Well, time to tailor some new duds for Anon. Working from scratch, or just resizing some stuff Garush doesn't wear ever?
>>29403923I'd say resizing. I doubt Garush has cloth on hand.That is, assuming Teli didn't fall asleep at the switch. Oi, boss. You need to pace yourself. You're not made of limitless genki, are you?
>>29403923It'd be easier to resize stuff.Let's go with what's practical. We don't have days to work on this. He needs to be able to go home.
>>29403962>Sending him home where the Beardstrosity could find himVETO'd.
>>29403945Aye, Teli's been at it for hours now. I'm impressed.Don't push yourself too hard, Teli. We're more than happy just to have you back.
>>29404005Oh yeah, that's right. Beardy knows where Anon lives. Makes it more difficult, huh.Well, we'll have to go and get his stuff eventually.
Jeeze, does this kid sleep through everything?
>>29404143Okay, you got the measurements, let's get back inside before your neighbors take notice of you flinging your naked companion in the air.
>>29404161Wave an energetic "Good morning" on the way back in.
>>29404180Then proceed to examine unused clothes.
>>29404161Get back in your apartment.
>>29404802Begin the refitting!On average, how long does it take you to draw these?
>>29404212You grab a bunch of clothes you don't bother to use anymore, and your sewing kit, then sit yourself down into the living room. You put Anon back on the couch and cover him with your jacket, to Yorick's disappointment."Maybe I can help? I can provide materials for a brand new spanking suit for him!""But you'll need to part with some money first."The mimic has offered, do you take up on it?
>>29404837"Sure. Show me what you got."
>>29404837"Wait... sos we cans gives you moneys, and yous cans just makes stuffs?"
>>29404763No need to bump until 3 hours go by or so.Not much to do other than to start the sewing.
>>29404837Alas, poor Yorick.>>29404860Hope we get to see what he's offering before we buy.
>>29404860"Well, I charge by length, and the stuff isn't easy and cheap to spawn.""You don't have to pay upfront, pay whenever you want or before you want anything else from me.""You don't even have to pay actual money, it could be any possession."
>>29405363"Sos if I feds ya the couch... what's it worths to yas?"
Here, /tg/, a minigame! First even numbered post wins. It doesn't have to be perfect, but make sure it's intelligible.I will retire to bed now, but go ahead and leave suggestions.
>>29405409I have no tablet, and I must draw... damn it.Thanks, Teli! Welcome back, and g'night!
>>29405409GETTING RIGHT ON THIS HOLY SHIT
>>29405363If yous can spawn whatevers, cans yous also dos whole clothes?An if nots, how much is your linen cloth?
>>29405409Button-up and slacks.
>>29405409Tee shirt, and chinos with belt and suspenders. Nothing's taking those babies off.
>>29405619Of COURSE I get a nine. Oh well.
>>29405409>>29405540Not the most original, but it fits him.
>>29405741Damn, another odd.What about something visual kei?
>>29405619this one looking good.
>>29405619here (i'm glad you guys like it,)my main criticism with >>29405741 is that I feel like the brown slacks don't work as well as blue or black slacks would. I do dig the button-up, but it feels a bit too "buisness" for Anon, who'd probably end up spilling booze over it. It's why I elected for an outfit a bit cheaper and a bit more casual. It feels like his style.
>>29405716Well, that decides it, I guess.I think we can do more though. A flat cap would fit the look well, at least in my distorted book of fashion. But it'd be something else to draw, even though it would basically be a black blob. We could also give him a Redingote, with a ton of pockets inside. Extra inventory space, and he could hide flasks full of his various tear types. And booze. Lots of booze.
>>29405863I disagree with the hat idea. Hats are quest rewards specifically. We're not allowed to cross in to that territory.For inventory space, I think a messenger bag would look better on him. He's got that kinda lean runner build that makes it work.
After a couple serious ideas, now I'm thinking joke stuff, like going full JRPG.
>>29405900Sure. Like, hoodie, jeans, messenger bag, maybe a couple RPG pins. He's basically got MPD at this point, so maybe a Malkavian pin?
>>29405900>hats are quest rewards onlyDid I miss something?And I guess we could go with messenger bag. I just thought it was more fun to reach into his coat and pull out a bunch of shit. Maybe cliche'd, but I like it.
>>29405947>Did I miss something?No. Just a joke on my part. Hats are sacred ground, man.
>>29405947If we're doing that kind of shit, we should go full Threepwood.
>>29405951Hat's are for wearing, not for worship!>>29405961Sure, why not.
>>29406034>Hat's are for wearing, not for worship!
>>29406103>cheap capsGood riddance. Those things are no hats.
>>29406103Jesus christ, what's wrong with you? Reported, called the cops, alerted the thought police, trashed my laptop, moved upstate.Then again, they're only snapbacks. It's basically doing the world a duty.
>>29406161Eh still, that's only a constable cap. Plenty more where those come from. Normally only look good on cops or Raidou anyways.
Can we burn fedoras? Not because they are originally bad, but because they've become bad.
>>29406189God DAMN you people are picky.How am I supposed to commit iconoclasm when you don't even value your own icons? HOW?... I had an idea. It paid off. Enjoy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY9v-9cH1rs
>>29406353I'll pretend I know what that means.Anyway, good thread people. Glad to have our liege back. TTYL.
>>29405409Suspenders under the waistcoat. Pocketwatch on the chain. Black shoes.
>>29410282>>29405540>>29405716Which of these counts as the first even? The quick description, seconding a picture, or an actual picture?
>>29412117Waiting for Teli is similar to waiting for Godot.
>>29405540>>29405741>You ams of gettings fabrics for this?
"I'll see what I have..""BORIIIIIING"
>Yorick!"Get him to make me a new body instead!">No!"AW COME ON""ATLEAST OPEN UP ANON'S JACKET A LITTLE FOR ME""Or take off your shirt!">I saids no!
>>29415146Proceed with the bargain. Craft suit in classic seamsman fashion: granny glasses perched at end of noise, length of measuring tape draped over shoulders, immense darning needles, sewing machine. Cause this to appear masculine.
>>29415146>Take off your shirt.And then proceed with the sewing.
>>29415146Remove your shirt and proceed to rub yorick over your chest sensually.
>>29415146Take off shirt.Do it for Anon's sake. Protect him from Yorick.
>>29415146Craft outfit using dressmaker dummy. Perch Yorick atop it as temporary body.
>>29415444No. Bad. Where's the spritzer when I need it.Also, guys, I had an idea.What if we DID give Yorick a body? It'd be a wooden body or something. We could incorporate a destruction mechanism that will cause the body to fall to pieces if Yorick doesn't behave.But that's probably expensive...
>>29415146Jesus, when did Best Girl become such a slut...Anyway, feed Mimic something... like, the couch or whatever. I don't know, but get some material for clothes.
>>29417939>Jesus, when did Best Girl become such a slut...Don't talk about Charlotte that way.
>>29417977>Charlotte>Best girlNigga ill fite u
>>29417939To be fair, it is Garush.You can't say that you don't want to see it too.
>>29418216That I cannot.
>>29415398>>29415444>>29415468You proceed to take off your shirt and toss it behind you.
Ignoring Yorick's sailor-talk, you proceed to sew.
This is going to take a while.
>>29420296>Can't tell if she's angry or getting off
>>29420268>get explosive diarrhea
>>29420324Use another needle to thread the eye of this needle.
>>29420324Fading to black at this point really seems like a waste.This is going to take a long while though. Maybe it'd just be best to switch to Charlotte for the moment.
>>29420324...Could Mimic help us out with this?
>>29421189Mimic: Eat the sewing kit and cloth. Regurgitate clothes.
>>29421227"Might as well get to work."
>>29421257Jesus, Garush? What the hell'd you EAT? Anon, you should probably go check what Garush has in the kitchen.
>>29421257LOOK BEHIND YOU
>>29421257WATCH OUT ANON THERE'S A SPOOKY HEAD AND SHE'S GONNA BITE OF YOUR DIIIIIICK
>>29421257Someone needs to check on Garush...
>>29421757He's fine.>>29421429>>29421525Did you have too much caffeine?
>>29421257Sew multiple outfits. Anon can now dress like>>29405619>>29405741>>29410282>>29410483depending on how he feels that day.
>>29421227>out of tp
>>29421257i think after baout 20 minutes if there has not been an even post then you should just pick what has the most options or is the most fun to draw because this is rediculous. anon better spook the shit outa chester there
>>29421257Mimic: Sew the most stylish outfit in the cosmos.
>>29423811There already was an even post.This one. >>29421250And don't worry about the wait man. Teli has things to do just like everyone else. And asides, only one person supported that anyway.
>>29424181prety sure that doesnt count because it was before the most recent post.
>>29424389You think so?I thought it did count.Teli, we dumb up in here. Could you help us out?
>>29421219>>29421250>>29421377You shove Garush's sewing kit and your materials into your... Chest. Mouth.And began working.
>>29425445Did you have a good time? *GASP* Was it a booooy?
>>29425513"OHS GODS IT LOOKS LIKES AN ABORTIONS CLINICS!"
>>29425513Mimic, why's Garush shouting in agony? Whatcha doin', anyways?
>>29425541>>29425803That's a pretty nice looking shirt. Wait... WHY AM I NUDE!?
>>29425815This is an extremely valid question.Why the figgidy fuck AM I nude?
>>29425513I... why am I naked?And god, my head... do you have any water? Where's Garush?
>>29425513Did you just vomit a suit?
>>29425513Arouse that head woman by being nude.
>>29425513Wait, are we the Mimic?>I made this for you, Anon-senpai~
>>29425513Mimic: After making Anon some clothes, go and try to seduce Yorick.
I just want to say that it was SO convenient that we got tongue tentacles. Especially since we're on /tg/.
>>29426198Her names Yorick mate, and she already is.>>29426341Mimic was getting the Tar beaten out of him by Blinky and Yorick, when Garush and Anon saved the day, then ripped off Yorick's head.Unless he's into that sort of thing, not sure he'd do that.
>>29426004"I... Why am I naked?">Uh.
>>29426615And then we proceeded to attempt to Fonz open the Mimic.Wait, if it can create material from nothing, can we just randomly stuff shit in for the equivalent value in gold? We're going to make that fucking chest a mineral bulemic.
>>29426615(Shit, I completely forgot about that.)Man, I think Mimic is a total kink. I would love to see the dialogue as well, just saying.
>>29426004"And god, my head... Do you have any water?">.. No?"I'll grab it myself. Hey.."
>>29426198"What a nice view, hehe~"
>>29426719Such a damned fundoshi...
>>29426719>Use your blanket as a toga.
>>29426719who the fuck are we
>>29426647Yeah, but the characters he's with are too cool to be doin' with that. Unless we get the Mimic trashed on Anon tears, that is.
>>29426690"Well, I need some clothes. Those look my size."Just change into them now. We're naked already, it's not like we're taking anything off.
>>29426719UNF, we gotta get dat girl a body, NAHMSAYIN?
>>29426860She has one.Roomba.
>>29426860It can only end in tears, anon.
>>29427004Alcoholic tears. We'll all be drunk and it'll be a great party, and everyone'll get laid!
>>29427164But anon.What if.Bear with me here.What if.I mean I know it'll sound a little crazy but,what if... you're already drunk?
>>29426758Apparently you are Anon now.This isn't a blanket, this is Garush's jacket! You remember having to wear this on your way here, before you passed out.You still equip it as a toga, you are sure Garush wouldn't mind.
>>29426806>Well, I need some clothes. Those look my size.You unequip your YANKI JACKET TOGA and equip your BUTTON-UP and SLACKS. Boy, this sure is comfy.
>>29427348Thank Mimic for the clothes. Look around for something to eat.
>>29427268Well, you got me.Going to bed.>>29427317Wipe away those tasty tears, Anon.
Shit, we're autosaging. New thread?
>>29427392Sure, please archive this thread.
>>29427392Naw. Ride it down to the 404. We've got a few good hours before this falls off the board.
>>29427499Someone already did.
>>29427564It looks like the thread's been already archived, we can wait until this 404's. I'll see if I can post the thread in the QTG. In the meantime, feel free to discuss about the quest.
>>29427640teli y u so based
>>29427640So what was your favorite part of this thread? Least favorite part?
>>29427717I didn't appreciate how slow I am, and how it ended so shortly. I also wish the archived thread would update, becauce it got archived around only>Mimic: After making Anon some clothes, go and try to seduce Yorick.I should try and pace and spice things up again.
>>29427762I don't know thing one about drawing, but why are they so big? 1000x900 or so is nice, but wouldn't it be faster to do them in 300x300 or 500x500 or so? As far as spicing things up, what do you mean?
>>29427762The archive updates every hour or so. It looks to have been archived some time yesterday.
>>29427789Large canvases are important for getting in detail, and you can zoom out far for the "general idea" anyways.
>>29427762Well, you put in several hours yesterday. Thread was around for two days, too. I'd say it was a good length, considering a lot of our old threads only lasted a day.That aside, were there any things you didn't expect?
>>29427789I tend to draw a little bigger than that. Size of the canvas doesn't affect drawing speed, quality does.I felt things were a bit slow paced, but that's how I feel. I'll get the next post ready for the new thread.
>>29427762You can manually update it by doing the archive process again. It won't mess with any of the tags so you can just enter the thread number and fill the other areas with n/a or something.
>>29427640What did you think about the outfit submissions? Were you expecting something a bit more out of the norm?
>>29427814Compare to the update speed of Qrane. The threads went for over half of a week before hitting 300 posts. People sometimes forget that /tg/ is a slow board, and how it's possible to make use of that fact.
>>29427826Flexibility is okay; not every post has to be a masterwork.
>>29427805Oh, okay. Good!>>29427814Well, I expected a more fleshed out battle between Neckbeard and Charm Dealer, didn't expect to fall through with the rape. I kind of wanted to do the affinity simulator for any sexual encounter, but that'd be too much.I also didn't expect Garush to get explosive diarrhea. It was an amusing turn of events.>>29427867I was hoping for out of the norm, yes. Like ridiculous outfit designs/ideas. I liked the visual kei and dickbutt idea.I appreciate them being colored in!
>>29427916>Liking dickbuttYou into yaoi or something?
>>29428035Yaaay, you liked my terrible joke!
>>29427887To be clear, what I'm saying here is that the updates can be done at a more leisurely pace when needed. Personally, I like being able to check on a thread before going to work, and then jumping back in when I get home hours later.
>>29427916I'll admit, I was kinda disappointed that we ended up raping the ninja master so easily.I mean, I kinda totally pointed it in that direction, but that just seemed like something Beardy would do.Speaking of his more deviant habits, what is /d/ like anyway? Do we want to know?
>>29428101/d/ is probably like a posh dinner party populated by guests from multiple planes.Everyone is as civil as they are utterly mutated and weird.
>>29428101I haven't really thought of what to do with /d/ yet, but it's more of a brothel ridden city just like any porn board, perhaps? But more about specific fetishes. It'd have monster girls/boys, heavily monster girl. It's a sketch idea. However, the native men and women there have swapped genitals.
>>29428187>Implying it's not full of diapered tentacle futa swallowing things whole then laying eggs
>>29428187That's interesting. I could see a lot of potential for that. What about /k/? /k/ and /tg/ are pretty buddy buddy with one another. I'd be surprised if we didn't encounter a /k/ommando at one point or another.
>>29428255We're still technically in the starting zone. We probably won't encounter stronger anons or board-tans till we gain levels.
>>29428274Yeah, but it's still fun to think about, no?Also Teli, who is your favorite character?
>>29428255I haven't frequented /k/ enough, but I can and will do that and see if I can introduce a /k/ommando into the game at some point. Hopefully when Neckbeard goes tier 2.>>29428274is right, I do plan on releasing /k/ anons as stronger enemies/npcs.
>>29428374All of them.
>>29428391Speaking of, do we have a rough map in mind?
>>29428483.. No. I am not very good at maps.
>>29428599How much of the quest do you feel is the result of our most defining feature being our luxuriant neckbeard?
>>29428599Ah. Well, that's fine by me anyway. Structure would detract from spontaneity I think.
>>29428641As somebody who has been following since the first thread, sometimes I wonder how much my choices have influenced the direction of the quest.>>29428649The spontaneity is easily one of the best parts of this quest. S'why I like it so much.
>>29428641Pretty good, I wasn't really expecting the MC to survive long, but I am impressed.And goodness gracious I can't find Neckbeard's death + deal on the archive.
>>29428797Didn't one of the threads not get archived because suptg was down, so it was put on foolz instead? And then there was a link to it in the next thread?
>>29428815I think so. I'm going to bed now, good night.
>>29428815I still have that thread saved on my desktop because of that issue. Too bad that foolz will purge the pictures in a few months.
>>29428841Night, boss. Thanks for the thread.
>>29428815Yeah. I was a dumbass and didn't realize that Foolz keeps images around for a pretty long while. I spent a bunch of time compiling an imugr album for it... which has been mysteriously deleted. I don't remember doing that. Goddamnit. Welp, I know what I'm spending some time on tomorrow.
>>29428862Wait, that should be you'd be able to upload it to suptg. I think. Anybody know how to do that?
>>29428927No. Suptg gives instructions on how to manually save threads, but doesn't allow them to be uploaded. To do so would probably require emailing Lord Licorice.Also, the page formatting is all messed up in the html document.