>>29419418
Anyone?

Rolled 19

Well shit , start sprinting away , we might to be able to charm one of them but we can't take both

>>29419771
Do you wish to scream anything while running?

>>29419418
Press the button, while we sprint away laughing lika the maniac we are

Rolled 7

>>29419807
Does cemi know that eagle was charmed?
If not then we try and turn them on each other

>Run Eagle , the know you're the mole now! Etc

>>29419861
Oh that's Devious, that's outright dastardly.

>>29419771
>>29419818
And now we wait for the tie breaker

>>29419881
Why thankyou , I try

Rolled 10

>>29419818
Seconding this. I don't think we could manage these two at the same time just yet.

>>29419771
Sounds good

Rolled 1

>>29420121
>>29420133
Rolling to break the tie
1 is running
2 is running while pressing button

>>29419771
You rub your finger over the button that'll unleash hell upon those hallowed grounds. You turn and start running, as Eagle dive bombs the stage, sending splinters of wood and dead guard flying in all directions as you haul ass out of there. Plasma rains down around you as does thrown debris. Godammit it had to be the two that could fly didn't it
You look at the button in your hand. A church full of burning children would certainly help you get away from at least one of these chucklefucks
but it would also make you a terrorist, once more. Honestly. burn church and they label you for life
What do you do
>[x] keep running
>[x] try to lose them (roll1d20) <where do you hide)
>[x] press button
>[x] try to charm one of them (roll1d20-2)
>[x] other

Misarchiver Bandito strikes again, apparently.

Why QMs don't just archive on session start while he's on the run is beyond me.

Rolled 14

>>29420325
Just look at that shiny button, it's just begging to be pressed.

>>29420359
Ehhh, he'll get bored eventually
still a fucking chode though

>>29420372
>>29420372
anyone else?

>>29420565
push the button and yell "you can still save them if you hurry"

>>29420325
now would have been a good time to have a fake bomb planted somewhere else in the city. Something with a lot of sound and smoke. After they reach it, set off the REAL bomb.

>>29420724
>>29420724
That is a good idea

>>29420679
You smile like a madman and scream
"YOU CAN STILL SAVE THEM IF YOU HURR!Y" you shout as you duck behind a car
*click*, and with that a smoke plume rises from behind you, who cares what people call you, They're a bunch ofidiots anyways
"Cemi" Eagle says "you deal with the drunkard, I'll save the civves"

"Gladly" Cemi call says blasting away a quarter of your cover

"Oh can't you just fuck off for once?" you ask

"Nope"" she laughs "I wonder how you'll take a ball of burning plasma to the chest nowadays"
you flip her the bird, causing her to lob another ball of the stuff, it slams into the building in front of you, destroying the wall.

What do you do
>[x] try and charm her (roll1d20-2)
>[x] escape into the sewers
>[x] Run into the building
>[x] try and fight her with no powers or weapons
>[x] other

Rolled 14

>>29420953
Try and charm her.

Rolled 14 - 2

>>29420953

>[x] try and charm her (roll1d20-2)

"now don't you just want to strip down knell in front of me and let me open up your neck with my teeth?"

Rolled 18 - 2

>>29420953
Charm that bitch.

Rolled 1 - 2

>>29420953
charm. We need that plasma gun. A shame we don't have that weapon that makes you hate the ones you love. Would have done wonders on this insane plasma girl.

>>29421160
...Best of 3, right?

>>29421192
hmmm, shall I be merciful?

>>29421244
No mercy for the NPCs, anyway. Unleash the power of the strongest roll! Let's get this evil gravy train rolling again!

>>29421244
yes

Rolled 6

>>29421137
And idea pops into your head. You leap from the smoldering ruins of the car and stare into her eyes.
She stops moving and her eyes are a light with impotent rage . You raise your arms to cheer as a ball of plasma slams into your chest and sends you flying like a ragdoll. for some reason you don't get blasted apart, melted, or disintegrated. You gasp, and look up Cemi is laughing.
She thinks....she killed you? Oh that is rich
Do you wish to try and charm her again?
y/n
All you have to do is beat her roll

>>29421367
>6
well she's fucked

Rolled 1 - 2

>>29421367
Definitely Yes.

Rolling assuming that you meant we have to do another roll to beat the new one.

Rolled 1 - 2

>>29421447

I said it before. Charm that bitch.

>>29421367
Stop trying, you.

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>>29421447
>>29421485
Well luckily the demon who owns your soul is really trustworthy, right?

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Rolled 18 + 2

>>29421497
damnit....
>>29421367

>>29421528
fuckit, it's been too damn long since i last rolled dice on here

>>29421517
I appreciate how your maniacal rebuttal also has a mustache.

Rolled 15 - 2

>>29421367
Looks like I might have to try and save these guys.

>>29421528
Good shot.

I can't believe you guys threw so many 1-2s.

>>29421447
>>29421485
You push yourself up, ready to retake her mind and....
Your thoughts are interrupted as a bolt of plasma tears through your chest like a spear
You moan in pain as your vision begins to fade.
she walks up to you, and you can see her grim smile behind her gasmask as her hand glows a vile green color as plasma sparks between her finger tips.

"Any last words, Rat?" She asks "Besides, PLeeaaase don't kill me Cemi, I swear I'll be a good little rat from now on". You glare at her and clear your throught as you Feel your Demonic "Friend" Approach to claim you for her own.
What do you say/ do
>[x] You're a cunt
>[x] If you strike me down now I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>[x] the ...aristocrats
>[x] Cemi, I...am your father (lie)
>[x] DO IT YOU DON'T HAVE THE FU *head exploded*
>[x] whistle the song your mother sung to you when you were a child
>[x] other

>>29421705
Cemi cal ain't nothing to fuck with

>>29421738
>[x] whistle the song your mother sung to you when you were a child
No words, only old show tunes

>>29421738
>>[x] whistle the song your mother sung to you when you were a child

>>29421738
>"You know, for someone who's on the goodie two-shoes side. You're actually just a walking liability to them, It's only a matter of time before they consider you a loss cause and turn the people against you. oh and one more thing." (see below)
>[x] You're a cunt

>[x] whistle the song your mother sung to you when you were a child

Also, if I survive this, invent another such tune or spread this one out into the mainstream again so that it will confuse and offput a new generation.

>>29421738
>[x] the ...aristocrats
This is too good to pass up honestly...

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>>29419418
hey OP, put quest in your subject line next time so my filter works

>>29422173
I fucked up when I was writing it
sorry

>>29421738
i like >>29421854, but I'm changing it a bit.

>"You know, for someone who's on the goodie two-shoes side. You're actually just a walking liability to them, It's only a matter of time before they consider you a loss cause and turn the people against you. So, as one victim for another, here's a song of pity/sympathy:

>[x] whistle the song your mother sung to you when you were a child

>>29421847
You begin to whistle the song your dear mother used to sing to you, back before you started breaking peoples knee caps, dealing demons and devils, Breaking the laws of physic, killing an untold amount of minions, and ruining several peoples' lives just because it was the only thing you were good at. You hear crackling and cackling as she charges u the bolt that's going to blow your head right off your shoulders
She seems surprised you haven't called her a cunt or used your last breath for a joke. You stare into her eyes as the green glow fills the room, and in them you see terror. Oh like this won't kill me
*Kraaaabraaam*
You feel nothing.
The world is grey and cold, and something is next to you
someone you know
or you really should say something
"Hello dear" She says licking her lips as she slowly approaches you
CUNT ACTUALLY DID IT
oh....oh fuck Kim'agrai
OH FUCK Kim'agrai
"H..hey kim" You say backing up into a wall as you see the gate to hell behind the succubus. Fleshy limbs flail about the inferno before you
"Remember our deal" She says summoning up the whip she offered you before "When you bite it your mine, forever".
What do you do
>[x] accept your fate
>[x] Try to run
>[x] Challenge her to a rock off
>[x] other

>>29422222
no worries just thought you should know

enjoy the thread gents

>>29422295
>[x] Challenge her to a rock off

>>29422295
>[x] Challenge her to a rock off
This can only end well

>>29422295
Hey, your gift only worked one time, ONE TIME. I was willing to overlook the "wearing off in less than a minute" part, but Cemi Cal didn't even flinch!

>>29422295
>>[x] Challenge her to a rock off
best 2 out of 3 shreds you know unless we win first.

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>>29422381
You back up into a corner, despite being a disembodied spirt
"Waaaaaaaaaaaait, Waaaaaaait, you demon whore" You say "I chaaaaaaalenge you to a rooock off". She stares at you

"Wilhelm don't make this difficult" She says place a hand on her head, her claws far more noticeable now "do you really think we have to".

"The demon code prevents you from deny a rock off challenge" You sing remember that kick ass movie. She looks at you with mouth a gape. she sighs heavily
"Fine, just so you know this isn't going to change anything". And with that a horrible guitar and microphone from hell materializes in her hands
She tosses them to you
What song do you play?
roll1d20

>>29422295
>[x] Challenge her to a rock off

this is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute.

>>29422615
>>29422624
TRIBUTE, yesssss

>>29422615
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNj2BXW852g
BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>29422709
>>29422758
Gonna need some rolls

Rolled 4

>>29422615
>>29422758

>>29422615
Don't listen to these guys. We've been around for so long, we know the song that Tribute is a tribute to. Play THAT song!

>>29422624
Voting this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

Rolled 5

>>29422796
The greatest song in the world: Rollin' for it.

Rolled 6

>>29422780
got it boss! you can count on me!

Rolled 2

>>29422615
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWZZlVlFb4
THUNDERSTUCK

>>29422783
>>29422829
>>29422835
How is this possible

Rolled 2

>>29422780

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>>29422783
>>29422829
>>29422835

uh boss? we may need to leg it!

Rolled 8

>>29422857
The power of rock and roll.

Rolled 6

>>29422857
I think we should have used a fiddle....

>Capcha: instrument retorch
Yeah this guitar she gave us was on purposefully fixed to screw us!

Rolled 2

>>29422857
Cummon

I realize now that the last three rolls don't have any posts or suggestions lined up with them.

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>>29422857
>>29422857
Ok, now I usually get my kicks from low rolls
But dear fucking christ, this is fucking Brutal

>>29422906
i don't think a fiddle would have done much due to the boss not being a descendant of Charlie Daniels

>>29422933
even the dice gods spit on our poor villain here.

Rolled 13

>>29422933
I got this guys.

Let's hope Jack Black jumps in and deflects her demonblast with his acoustic guitar.

Rolled 15

>>29422992
Save us Jack Black!

>>29422835
You try to play the Tribute to best song in the world, but you can't hope to play what was not meant for mortal hands, Also you are rather tone death and but you do manage to get a good little tune going
till Kim'Agari starts laughing at you
"Shut up you cunt" You sob as you retardedly strum the instrument. She begins laughing harder
"This is just too cute" She says "Now what to do with you when I drag you down to hell, Have you ever read those weird Asian porn comic Valentine?"
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
what do you do
>[x] SAAAAAAAAVE ME JACK BLACK (roll1d20)
>[x] EL KABONG BITCH (roll1d20
>[x] ruuuuun away
>[x] other

>>29423106
Hope for Jack Black to save us. Regardless of if it happens or not, El Kabong that bitch.

Rolled 12

>>29423106
>EL KABONG

>>29423106
She hasn't played anything yet. Make her play to stall for time, while we use our tongue to distract her.

Rolled 12

>>29423161
Oh for god's sakes.

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>>29423106
TAKE MY ROLL BOSS! TAKEITTAKEITTAKEIT!
>>29423023

Rolled 20

>>29423183
I am rolling in support of this

Rolled 20

>>29423106
>[x] SAAAAAAAAVE ME JACK BLACK (roll1d20)
You're our only hope

>>29423212
>>29423220
Oh shit.

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>>29423212
Dice gods FW

>>29423212
Aww yeah, I am NOT rolling even though I suggested this.

>>29423212
>>29423220
YES YES YES!

>>29423212
>>29423220
"WAIT YOU STILL NEED TO PLAY" You say Frantically as she pulls out a leash marked with a very unmasculine symbol on it
She growls at you, her mouth full of fangs
"Fine Val" She says Grabbing the guitar and tuning it as she begins to play, her fingers sparking as she hisses horribly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omZUFc-uzLs

She begins to sing as you begin to cheat, namely by leaning on her and licking her, which due to her mind always being in the gutter cause her voice to crack
she manages to finish her song accompanied by pyrotechnics and glares at you
"Ok Happy now" She says "Come
on to damnation Val".

"WAait waaaaaait" you shout as she grabs your arm and pulls "WE NEED A SECOND OPINION, JESUS,BUDDAH, SATAN, TOM CRUISE, JACK BLACK, ANYBODY HELP ME".
And then with a clap of thunder he appears, half of the band who bested the devil in all his glory
"Waaaaait waaaaaait, you demon fucker" He says. Kim looks really upset
"Jack" You shout like a small child " You came"

"I always come when a fan is I need" He says "now how about you and me send this demon bitch back to hell".

"And what if I win?" Kim'agari asks.

"Then you can take Wilhelm back to hell, to be your little bitch" He says. Fuck, should have expected this
What song do you play
>[x] wonder boy
>[x] THE METAL
>[x] Master exploder
>[x]other

>>29423480
>>29423480
Also going to need a roll of 1d20+5 due to jack black

Rolled 14 + 5

>>29423480
>[x] Master exploder
Time to blow her mind!

Roll

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Rolled 18 + 5

>>29423480
i vote for metallica boss!

(dice don't fail us now!)

>>29423603
Fucked it

>>29423619
Which song of theirs

>>29423715
Master of Puppets of course!

It's been a long while since I read a quest that could catch my attention for more than ten minutes, but fuck if I'm not laughing my ass off with this one.

Also, two threads without a waifu? Based.

Rolled 7 + 5

>>29423480
>>[x] wonder boy
Dang it, you need a twitter so I can join these quests when they start. Well atleast I was right about us dying

>>29423790
glad you enjoy it

Rolled 11

>>29423480
The Metal. Unless you intend to do vocals, JB can't do Master Exploder without the Pick

>>29423847
>>29423806
>>29423749
>>29423602
Four way tie
Shall I roll for it?

>>29423874
just use the one with the highest dice roll

The metal

>>29423874
yes suh!

>>29423874
Let the dice gods determine this one.

>>29423874
Let ye Rock Gods decide

Rolled 4

>>29423874
1 master exploder
2 Master of puppets
3 WOooonder boy
4 THE METAL

>>29423964
You nod to jack and he nods to you, you know what must be done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR7U1HIhxfA

Jack takes the lead as you play back up
A smile crowd of less demons scamper along your feet as kim looks at you, holding back laughter
Fire erupts from the ground as a mechanical man stomps in front of you. fuck being dead is better than being a stupid fleshy. Lightining dances along your fingers tips as you and jack rock the small crowd like you were born to.
By the time you finish both of you are sweating, and kim is still holding back laughter,
What do you say
>[x] Your turn
>[x] WHO'S AWESOME *high five jack*
>[x] what's so funny
>[x] others

>>29424069
>>[x] what's so funny

>>29424069
>[x] WHO'S AWESOME *high five jack*
>[x] what's so funny

>>29424069
>[x] what's so funny

I got a baaaad feeling about this boss.

>>29424136
I am surprised no one has noticed it let
want me to tell?

>>29424177
She never actually said we get to go free if Jack wins?

>>29424177

We are already in hell?

>>29424177
demons don't laugh unless they know they've already won, we should've just ran when we had a chance Boss!

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>>29424216
Technically all you did was challenge her to a rock off in panic with out stating what would happen if you win

>>29424069
ROUND TWO
Play fuck her gently.

>>29424265
So Bad End?

>>29424265
RIP

If we still have a ticket to hell, I say we put Jack on that train in exchange of us being resurrected as a undead lich back in the land of the living.

We are the villain. The world is yet to experience the full consequences of our hate.

>>29424260
Also! since we metaphorically pulled something out of our ass, she gets to too in turn with a newer rule. boy we should've played more calvinball in our younger years to see that one coming.

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>>29424287
In most quests yes. in this quest, Well no, but shit is gonna get a little weird

>>29424299
Satan?

>>29424299

>sacrificing Jack

He can challenge the big boss and come back to smite your treacherous ass, and you can say goodbye to future divine intervention.

>>29424108
"What's so funny?" you ask
. Kim'agrai smiles
"You never said what would happen if you did when". Jack's shoulders drop

"Ahh you demon bitch" he says

"This...this isn't fair' You say.

"Says the man who cheated everyone he crossed paths with" She taunts you

"Wait what exactly is the deal between you too" Jack asks

"Dumbass over here sold his soul to me years ago so he could learn magic" She says "ever since he's been trying to weasle his way out of it". SHe laughs
what gives her the righto laugh at YOU!!

You still have a guitar in your hand
What do you do
>[x] one more round, if I win I go free
>[x] EAT MY GUITAR FUCKER roll1d20
>[x] HOLY SHIT IS THAT JESUS?! *run*
>[x] How about a new deal ehh?
>[x] other

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>>29424299
Boss can backstab many people, some even more than once, but Boss can't backstab The Black Jack without Divine Retribution coming down on him.

Rolled 15

>>29424470
>[x] EAT MY GUITAR FUCKER roll1d20

Rolled 20

>>29424470
>>[x] EAT MY GUITAR FUCKER roll1d20
This seems very in character for us.

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>>29424347
I like to think that someday I will be.

Rolled 13

>>29424470
>Toss the mike in an arch toward her head.
>[x] EAT MY GUITAR FUCKER while she is distracted

>>29424547
That was pretty brutal

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>>29424547

>>29424588
See this is why I need to be made aware of quests as soon as they start XD

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>>29424588

>>29424547
well she's gonna need some medicine for the headache in the morning boss

>>29424547
"EAT MY GUITAR FUCKER" You scream as you swing your instrument of war at her like a crazed cocaine fueled muscian being assaulted by a fangirl
Her head lurches to the side with a foul crack.
She lick her lips as blood pours from her nose
"Oooooh this is why I liked you Val" She says "so much spirit, I can't wait to break it".
You arm holding the guitar falls to your side
you motion her to come get you
"are you still at it?" she asks "There's just no way that you can win, I'm going to make you my little obedient pet"

"Eat a dick" You say raising your guitar "Valentine is no one's pet"

Jack begins playing wonderboy
Kim'agari's eye twitch as she begins to lose what little patience she has left

"if you want me that bad,cunt" You say smiling madly "Come and get mewahahahahaha". Godammit she can still control your tongue you forgot, she ruined your moment
The whore
>[x] Strike her roll1d20
>[x] see if this thing has any magical properties 1d20
>[x] Charge into hell, the one thing she won't expect you to do
>[x] other

>>29424786
Charge into hell, sell ourselves the the most powerful looking demon possible in exchange for raising hell on earth and sending them many fresh souls so that the bitch can't get us

Rolled 15

>>29424786
>>[x] see if this thing has any magical properties
This doesn't look good. Going to have to think outside the box here.

Rolled 15

>>29424786
>>[x] see if this thing has any magical properties 1d20

Rolled 17

>>29424786
>[x] Strike her roll1d20
CRACK THE EARTH GODS OF THUNDER! MAN AND BEAST SHALL BE TORN ASUNDER!

>>29424838 Me
>>29424861
What is with the doubles this quest?

>>29424786
>>[x] Charge into hell, the one thing she won't expect you to do

By the way I honestly thought by know Kim'agaria would have claimed Valentine's soul (among other things) by now

>>29424786
>>29424786
>[x] Charge into hell, the one thing she won't expect you to do

It's the one thing she won't expect! Do the unexpected!

>>29424906

WELL FUCK HER, WE AIN'T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT

>>29424906
Believe in the Jack Black boss! you got to believe!

>>29424906
Well if you're going to keep giving us opportunities to resist than we're going to keep on doing so. We have no reasons why we would think being this demons slave would be something we'd want willingly

>>29424943
Because of the low rolls, But jack Does no let his fans down

>>29424824
This.

Rolled 19

>>29424786
>[x] see if this thing has any magical properties

>>29424909
"Well I'm going there anyway" You say to yourself
"FUCK YOU KIM CAN'T DRAG ME TO HELL IF I'M ALREADY THERE" You charge past the thoroughly shocked succubus and into the gate of hell
Disappearing with a chorus of the dammed as Jack cheers you on as Kim gives chase
Oh...oh my god this place is horrifying
You are on to a lood red pillar, below you is an unspeakable procession of demons and fiends
What do you do
>[x] keep running
>Explore
>[x]Jump down
>[x] Try to find the demon called missy
>[x] is that a train?

>>29425071
>[x] is that a train?

>>29425071

The train might give us a lift to our hobo house.

>>29425071
>>[x] is that a train?
Might as well at this point. Not like we didn't piss the guy off that runs these as well.

>>29425104
You are aware you are currently a spooky ghos right

>>29425071
[X] Keep running
while wondering
[X] is that a train?

>>29425071
>[x] keep running

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>>29425071
>[x] is that a train?

IT'S THE INFAMOUS DOOM TRAIN BOSS! I've always wanted to ride on the Doom Train!

>>29419418

You Quest-fagging shit stain, do you know know basic fucking etiquette when it comes to quest threads, you put "Quest" in your fucking title so those of us who don't want to deal with your fucking idiocy can filter your shit stain thread out you dickless goatfucker!

>>29425142
"Is that a fucking train?" You ask as you see a steam powered train fly through the air as if on some kind of invisible track. You continue staring and notice a man is on the engine. You can't tell from here but he seems to be wearing a top hat and has some kind of cane in his hand. You stare in confusion as you realize there are more people on to of the train
A large mountain of man beating a demon with another demon
And two balls of fire
Then as suddenly as it appeared, the train is gone. You think about going sober if you keep seeing this kind of shit.
Well what ever that was it was not important. You begin to slowly climb down the pillar when you are accosted by two imps
"OI WATS DIS MATE" One says
"HE'S ON OUR BLOK HE IS"
"I SWEAR ON ME MUM I'LL SMACK IM"
What do you do
>[x] Swat at them
>[x] charm (roll1d20)
>[x]ignore
>[x] jump off it, you 're already dead anyways
>[x] other

>>29425361
As previously stated, I forgot to when I made the thread
Also, I don't fuck goats, I fuck sheep

>>29425411

I stand corrected, have a good thread

>>29425433
I'll try

Rolled 18

>>29425370
Charm

Rolled 5

>>29425370
>[x] charm (roll1d20)
Come on buddies. I mean no harm. I'm just looking for a strong sexy demoness. Just point me in the right direction, eh chaps?

Rolled 3

>>29425370
>>[x] charm (roll1d20)
I have no idea what we're doing here could anyone explain what the goal is?

>>29425489
Get away from Succubus who wants to make us gargle mayonnaise. Find a way to get back alive
Get back on top

>>29425462
You stare into their eyes and they stop talking
What do you make them do

Rolled 9

>>29425370

>>29425581
Have them tell us what the best ways to get out of hell are

>>29419418
Put quest in your subject field, please.

>>29425581
Tell us where powerful artifacts are, where the exit is, and then have them distract that demon bitch for a bit

>>29425581
"say, you two know the quickest way to the Doom Train station?"

>>29425638
I forgot to when I made this thread, and once again I apologize, but for the love of god stop reminding me that I fucked up

>>29425622
"How the fuck do I get out of this hell hole" you ask
they stare at you blankly
"We don't know" they say like robots
"Fanfuckingtastic" You reply
"but you could try that light over there" they say as they point towards a beam of blue light. well it does look like it would be a way out
You continue climbing down as you hear a horrifying roar
"Distract her' You command
"RIGHT AWAY BOSS"
moments later Meaty chunks of gore come raining down
They will not be missed
What do you do
>[x] jump off
>[x] Wait a tic, why is there grass in hell (free action)
>[x] Climb down faster (roll 1d20)
>[x] other

Rolled 13

>>29425835
>>[x] Climb down faster (roll 1d20)
Fishing for a one

Rolled 3

>>29425835
>>[x] Wait a tic, why is there grass in hell (free action)
>>[x] Climb down faster (roll 1d20)

Rolled 18

>>29425835
Climb down faster!

Rolled 16

>>29425835
wait boss, instead of climbing down faster, why don't you just slide down?

>>29425835
>>[x] Wait a tic, why is there grass in hell (free action)

>>29425996
Because you may hit your family jewels on a rock
>>29425965
You begin to frantically climb down, your arms flailing wildly as you clamber on down like some kind of ghostly monkey on heroin
You soon reach the bottom
Covered in ghostsweat, glory, a imp guts.
You look around and are surprised to find hell resembles a fantasy world almost
and that the demons don't look very
Demonic
well not all of them
there some scary as fuckers here who look like they eat other demons for breakfast. what a strange place hell is
You look around and see a creature with a burlap sack for a head is watching you
What do you do
>[x] walk towards it
>[x] see if it likes guitar rifts (roll1d20)
>[x] search the general area
>[x] other

Rolled 19

>>29425071
>[x] see if it likes guitar rifts (roll1d20)

Rolled 1

>>29426082
>>[x] see if it likes guitar rifts (roll1d20)

Rolled 2

>>29426155
Shame on you, we had this in the bag.

Rolled 18

>>29426082
>[x] see if it likes guitar rifts (roll1d20)

>>29426155
You try to play a Rift on your guitar but instead create a horrid Feedback screech
the creature grabs it's headand convulse for a few moments before it's think pan explodes like an overripe melon
You just wanted a friend
and you killed him
You sigh And continue to look around
Noticing more of the creatures surround you making squawking noises. You notice they have claws like those of a Cougar
They are circling you and squawking like Eagle does when you stop paying attention
They are getting closer, and closer, and closer still
until one of them lunges
roll1d20

Rolled 15

>>29426335
Why am I so great?

Rolled 12

>>29426335
FUCK YOU EAGLES!

>>29426352
You slam your guitar into, but not before he slashes you and how are you bleedogn
Ok this is some bullshit right here
another chargesa at you and you headbutt it back
trying to figure out how ghosts bleed
What do you do
>[x] What the fuck
>[x] Feedback SCreeeetch (roll1d20)
>[x] why is there a blude penguin looking at me and why does it have a dagger?
>[x] Other

Rolled 12

>>29426748
>>[x] Feedback SCreeeetch (roll1d20)
A 1 is good right?

>>29426760
no

>>29426748
>>[x] why is there a blude penguin looking at me and why does it have a dagger?
This is some grade A insanity right here

>>29426854
Next thing you know there will be a bunch of kids carrying monsters around in spheres

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>>29426748
>[x] why is there a blude penguin looking at me and why does it have a dagger?
doooood

>>29426922
Well what else would it be, doood?

Rolled 2

>>29426748
Screech it boss, don't let any demon ear survive the blast.

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>>29426946
dood, I don't know. It could of been anything

>>29426760
You Scratch the strings on your guitar is such a way to cause it to screetch with feedback
Causing the bag head fuck heads to clutch their heads in pain

"OI" You say in horrible agony "Why in black beards scrotum hair is their a fucking blue penguin in hell and where the fuck is all the torture, THIS ISN'T THE VACATION I PAYED FOR DAMMIT"

"I'm not a penguin I'm a prinny, dood"the creature says

"Can I eat you" You say,

"What, but don't you know what prinnies are, dood" it says

"Annoying avian creatures that shouldn't exist in hell" You guess "now blue creature, show me how to get out of this non hell place and into actual hell so I may escape that"

"T..that doesn't make any sense, doood" it says
You glare at the blue creature, wondering if it has a use besides a punching bag.

I think I'ma call it here as I am running a bit low on ideas
feel free to ask me questions and discuss shit

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>>29427139
We should totally make these prinny creatures our future minions. And good thread. Good to see you have returned

>>29427217
>>29427217
Exploding minons

>>29427249
The best kind of of minions

>Come get me hero's! I'm behind 7,000 exploding minions!

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>>29427139
it was a supringly decent Quest that i have seen in quite some time, also would there be someway to literally take the train trip out of hell? i'd find it to be pretty damn humorous to have the "villians" of the quest laugh at our death when all of a sudden a fucking train busts out of hell to drop us off at our corpse to pop back into. also, why do i get a feeling we'll be revisiting hell a few more times in this quest?

>>29427354
Now to spend the time between this thread and the next learning about prinnies

>>29427139
I like your style, your shenanigans, and your heckling of us in response to the dice.

>>29427391
It would be possible, except the owner of said train happens to be a bit of a douche bag.
And you are correct, since the dice gods hate Valentine

>>29427249
Hey, Mustache Twirler. I've been following you through the last two incarnations of Washed Up Villain Quest. Who am I? None other than The Boo, QM for Mushroom Kingdom Quest. (Maybe you've heard of it).

Anyway, I would really fancy a wacky little one-off quest thread collaboration with you. How would that sound?

>>29427433
Thank you, though I have a question
did you actually expect me too bring Jack black in when he was first mentioned?

>>29427448
This is hell boss, there's no such thing as a bro in hell, if there were they'd be kicked out a long time ago.

>>29427483
I don't think I've seen your quest,but I'll try and check it out
and that sounds magnificent

>>29427531
You don't need to read the quest to get it.
Any idea where you'd like to discuss the prospect of a one-off collaborative quest thread? Maybe Google chat?

>>29427585
I don't know. But will it be one thread that is dual Qmed or two separate ones effected by each other
Because I have done the later before

>>29427623
In my experience, a dual-QM thread has less hurdles to jump over and it'd be easier on both us and the readers.

How did the latter work?

>>29427699
Basically a thread was starting with a char gen, I Produced a rather silly character several liked, it nearly won. I decided said character needed a Quest, So I said, I'm going to run a split off thread for this guy
Me and other Qm got about two quests before he vanished. Basically we ran at the same time and checked eachothers threads so they wouldn't contradict eachother
it was fun while it lasted

>>29427763
Sounds cool.

I was thinking that maybe we could have sort of a non-canonical (to our quests) fun meet-up of the two main characters. Namely, Valentine from yours. Any idea on what you'd want the plot to be? I was thinking maybe a short, humorous interaction with the bulk of the thread being a radical boss battle.

>>29427840
Well seeing as I tend to make it up as I go
A massive boss fight does sound good to me

>>29427980
Alright, great.
It's about time I hit the hay, though. Have you got an email?

>>29428021
Yeah

>>29428102
Alright, cool. I'll email you on the morrow, good sir.

>>29427504
Given the pacing, it seemed possible, just unlikely.

>>29428310
Ok
>>29428202
I await it with baited breath, good sir

So uh whats happening now?