You shrug at Sayaka's question. You'll probably have to kill Mikuni Oriko, if it comes down to the wire. The Golden Weapons are bad news to anyone even just holding them - you had a procedure done on yourself to deal with that kind of thing specifically, and look where it got you. What kind of shit could happen to someone who's not only using one of them, but also extremely vulnerable to them, as a non-Magical Girl? You've seen what the things can do to regular jackoffs, and it isn't pretty....Still, you're working on a few things that could help you take Oriko alive and end this Prophet bullshit without too much bloodshed. You've no idea if they'll work at all, but...the more options you'll have, the better it is for everyone. Especially Kyoko."Huh. I guess you really are changing, Murderface." The Eversor's jaw makes that awful, horrible clicking sound as she grins. "I'd have been fine with you just saying yes, but it's kind of encouraging that you're taking this Warmaster thing really seriously." It's here that she makes a face. "Sucks about you turning to a full-on watch-wearing dildo, though."(1/2)
>>29484858Watch-wearing dildo--you're trying to fucking do the right thing here! And isn't Oriko a civilian? What happened to her being protective of another civilian earlier, huh? Like a particularly infuriating cat?"NECO's different and you know it." Sayaka grunts as she takes hold of her chin with one hand, wiggling it experimentally from side to side, wincing with every movement. "She didn't hold an entire stadium hostage, she didn't send crazed Eversors after you, and she sure as hell didn't mail us body parts made to look like - NGGHH!- Mami-san's." A loud, juicy crunch, and you stare as Sayaka pops her jaw back into joint with a short, savage jerk. "She's no longer a civilian, Murderface. Like it or not, she's a combatant now, and it's either her or us."...She's got a point.Sayaka opens her mouth a few times, as if to put her wince-inducing handiwork to the test, before turning to look at you. "I...I appreciate you looking out for Kyoko this much, though. I know I can be a bitch sometimes, but I do appreciate it."How do you respond?Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me.I have ulterior motives, you know.Other.
>>29484868>[X]Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me.
>>29484868>[x]Ulterior motives."Don't make me out to be nicer than I actually am."
>>29484868[X] Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me.
>>29484868>[X]Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me."She's my friend, too.">[X]Other."Right. Assuming you've got no objections to me telling Kyoko about this at the staff meeting... Miki Sayaka, you are officially - on pain of Warmaster sanctioned death or banishment from the ninth, forbidden from discussing this matter with Kyoko before I tell her about the Prophet."...Now, she won't have to lie to Kyoko about not knowing.
>>29484868>[x]Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me."Let's be real here. You and me, we're both bitches. But Kyouko is the best friend I have, and an actually good person, so I feel like I have to do better for her, you know?"
>>29484868[x]Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me.Kyouko is a bro.
>>29484868>[x]I have ulterior motives, you know."You'll never unravel the truth behind my dark plans" and then do spooky fingers.
>>29484868[x]Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me.
>>29484868[x] Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me. Even when I do forget her she still ends up being my friend again.
[x]Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me."Kyoko stuck out her neck for me a lot. Not as much as Mami but... She deserves better than the life she has."
It's funny. Kyouko is in this incarnation very much like she was in the Rebellion movie.Might have carried over? Or probably a coincidence seeing as MGNQ was first.
>>29484959>Kyouko is the best friend I have, and an actually good personKyoko is a strange kind of realist. Basically she deals with all the really horrible shit that Sayaka would have issues with.And we used to deal with the shit that even Kyoko baulked at.
>>29484868>[x]Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me.
>>29484858Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me.So are we pulling out Kirika, or what?
>>29485002>implying Gen hasn't been lurking MGNQ threads for inspiration
>>29484868[x]Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me.[x]Other."I should probably go pry Risa out of the ceiling."
>>29485002Kyouko has always been bros with whatever incarnation of Homu once they toiuched base.
>>29485031We need more info on exactly what's going on with Oriko first, I think, before we try and deal with Kirika.Though... I suppose we could try and ASK Kirika about that.
>>29485084There's that. Don't forget that if Kirika ever wakes up to find Oriko dead without us consulting her, she'll never let us use the gold katana properly.We DO have more than enough golden melees, though...Now that I think about it, when all the golden weapons come together to make the golden shield, do all the souls in them die?
Rolled 10>>29484868>Nothing she wouldn't be doing for me...or you
I wanted to mention that my motivation for saving Oriko is because, "Fuck Ahriman." What better way to give her the finger than to remove the parasite from the host and grind her plans into dust.
>>29485133You DO know that you're making it sound like Kyoko likes us just as much as she likes Sayaka right? If you were trying to say that Sayaka would do the same for us, change your wording.
>>29485053>implying Deculture isn't the Urobutcher himself
>>29485126>Now that I think about it, when all the golden weapons come together to make the golden shield, do all the souls in them die?Fuck alone only knows.But pretty much EVERYBODY is dying if we bust up the universe, so what happens to the golden weapons seems kinda like small potatoes in comparison.So, for now, we keep doing what we always do. Plug away at the problems we can deal with and hope for a tomorrow that doesn't suck.
>>29485147I can get behind that, but that depends on how willing Oriko is in this whole affair.>>29485149SHADOWRUNS INTENSIFYThe result of this quest will determine the future of the madokaverse!
Acquiring the staff and subjugating Ahriman would actually be a massive boon. We don't actually have any dedicated ranged golden weapons besides the deagle. This thing vaporized a warmaster in one shot.
>>29485162>The result of this quest will determine the future of the madokaverse!>implying the options aren't bloodshed and fire OR fire and bloodshed.Sure sounds like Urobuchi, right enough.
>>29485162>but that depends on how willing Oriko is in this whole affair.Probably not at it. I foresee a forceful removal. And will probably only work if Kirika convinces her to move on.
Not a new drawing, but I fixed a small oversight in an older drawing last night
>>29485240>Slashes, Punctures, rips, annoyed expression.Glorious.
>>29485168This is actually a pretty good point. Getting Arhiman to play nice is going to be a pain in the ass though.
>>29485303I want to get really resistant to the corruption before we even consider using Ahriman.
>>29485162>>29485213I sort of have the theory that the only way one can remoov Oriko from her position without too much bloodshed is to somehow convince the spirit of Kirika in the sword to help you along (and join into your cause of saving rhe world [WHICH INCLUDES ORIKO], preferably) calming her down, then somehow deliver the sword to Oriko. If anything can calm Oriko down, it will be her lover and best friend.
We really should pry the axes out of the ceiling at some point. Can't have anyone else do it. I'm sure koobs has a big ladder around here somewhere.
>>29485334what happens if we just start pulling stuff out of the shield until the axes appear?
>>29485334Stand on Sayaka's shoulders. Faster than waiting on a ladder"If you peek up my skirt, I'll have you killed."
>>29485359Just have Sayaka throw us at the axes.
>>29485359I was under the impression that it was a really high ceiling. Like a gymnasium or something.
>>29485325I'm really not sure we want to be delving too deep into Risa's "corruption" because the source of her information is Pinky.Really, we need to see what Yuu has to say about it. Did she talk to Pinky? Did she use the term corruption? Would Yuu even voluntarily use an ability like that on someone?>>29485351The only Golden Weapon we've ever pulled out of the shield that wasn't supposed to be in there was Justice. Probably because it is "ours" (or possibly because we belong to it) in a way that the others aren't.>>29485359Hell, just have Sayaka throw us at them, and then crank up the spinning edge until they work themselves free.
>>29485359"No, worse: I'll tell Kyoko"
>>29485359"I think I'd witch out if I had to look at your flat ass, Murderface."
>implying we'd even care about someone looking up our skirt. Least of all Skankface McBitchass.
>>29485351We end up with several billion dollars worth of military hardware just sitting outside of the officio.
>>29485378That's not nearly as funny! >>29485383I'm... Not sure? >>29485384The katana has also found its way into the Shield, and it nearly got Midori killed.>>29485386You're funny. >>29485404But Chiaki has the booty
>>29485404>>29485359SECOND ROUND: FIGHT!
>>29485419>>>29485384(You)>>The katana has also found its way into the Shield, and it nearly got Midori killed.Ah, shit. I forgot about that, good catch.
>>29485423The ass was flat.
>>29485384>Would Yuu even voluntarily use an ability like that on someone?If we asked her to, I bet she would.
>>29485441More like: the ass was PHAT, even Wendy agrees, and she should know.
>>29485384>The only Golden Weapon we've ever pulled out of the shield that wasn't supposed to be in there was Justice. Probably because it is "ours" (or possibly because we belong to it) in a way that the others aren't.No. we pulled Masamune out of the shield in Siberia. if i remember correctly, we left that in the vault before leaving japan.
>>29485445Yeah, but what I'm thinking is she might know it as something else.Which makes the whole corruption thing suspicious, and me reluctant to use it.
>>29485441But Baxter, the ass was fat.
>>29485419>The katana has also found its way into the Shieldyeah but at that time Kirika was still quite active and not asleep.
>>29485468Asking Risa is probably the easiest way, though she will most likely want something in return. We can take an educated guess at how to get more corruption. We can have Yuu take control for a while. That might do it.Speaking of, have we looked at our soul gem recently.
>>29485538>Asking Risa is probably the easiest way, though she will most likely want something in return.We already know plenty about it from Risa.Now what we need is a second source for comparison and verification.
>>29485616Again, we could just ask Yuu. If she doesn't know, oh well.I'm starting t rethink this a bit. Do we really want to get rid of the the corruption. What if the corruption is essentially our link to the skill of the girls inside the golden weapons? That if we become resistant to it, Yuu would have a harder time helping us or something like that.Yay shadowruns.
>>29485660can't trust anything where Pinky is involved.
>>29484913 >>29484925 >>29484959You pull yourself up to a sitting position - and the mere act of it hurts enough that you very nearly bite through the filter of your own cigarette as you clench your teeth through it. Yeah, you could feel that Sayaka's healed up most of it, but you still have to wait for your body to catch up to it. That means a lot more residual pain.Or at least, you hope that's just it.Still clutching Sayaka's cape around you, you tell Sayaka that...well, the both of you need to be honest, here. You're both bitches, and that's the truth of it. Kyoko is different. She's the best friend you have, someone who can deal with your bullshit and Sayaka's, and you're pretty sure she's a good person in and out. It's why you're doing this. You feel that you have to do better for her.Sayaka nods, here. "I hear you. Just...well, what we do and everything. The world in particular. I know for a fact that it sucks pretty bad out there, and..." She nods towards your golden chainaxes still embedded on the ceiling. "We're clearly dealing with shit that's not natural. Well, less natural than we're used to. But she's one of those people that can still deal with it and still smile, you know? Not a lot of people around that's like that. Not anymore."Yeah....How does Sayaka deal with it, then?"Like how everyone does, Murderface." Sayaka takes her spent cigarette and grinds it out on the training mat beside her. "With a sword in my hand. Or lacking that, just something to kill shit with."Huh. Not the answer you were expecting."What were you expecting, then?"Well. 'Being a bitch to everyone and everything' sounded like a winner."Fuck outta here, Murderface."[1/2]
>>29485683You talk for a few moments more, mostly about nothing in particular, just small talk. You have a feeling that your relationship with Sayaka's improved a bit, especially after that bit where the both of you tried your very best to kill each other. The talk helped too, but probably not as much.[ + 1000 SAYAKA POINTS! ]It's after a while longer that Sayaka gets up off of the floor. You follow suit, or at least try to - but your body's still not as cooperative as it should be. The Eversor shakes her head here, before helping you up, offering her hand to you and then hauling you back up on your feet. "I've got something to attend to, so I'll have to get going." She picks up Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie from where it landed when she tossed it aside - and you can't help but grimace at the damage on the once-pristine crimson blade. Gorefather and Gorechild didn't quite chew threw the entire blade, but they did do their best to. Sayaka's pretty much the same here, shaking her head regretfully before carefully sliding it back into its sheath, with an almost tender touch. "Might as well get this fixed, too. Hopefully it'll be done before we head out for that offshore op."Yeah, that'd be good. "You'll be alright then, Murderface? I don't need to send a medic squad to wheel your beaten ass to sickbay, right?"No, but she probably'd need to call them in for herself, seeing as she's the one who ended up getting knocked out.Oh, and she still needs to do what you want, right? Since you won and everything."...I'm not getting out of that, am I?" Sayaka shakes her head. "Fine. You get to call in one favor. ONE. And it better not be a stupid one. I mean...I'll do it, but don't make it stupid. I know how you work."If she really knew how you worked, she wouldn't be letting you ask her for a favor. But you'll keep it in mind.[2/3]
>>29485538Chiaki's soul gem is like half-grief seed/ half soul gem since the operation in Siberia. Just like Kharn's. The operation did something like setting up a connection to the WaluigiNight in the basement there in Siberia.It takes our grief. At least that was how I remember reading it.
>>29485690The both of you share a smirk, and it's here that you bump your fists together."Later, Murderface."With a flourish of her cape - newly-summoned and pristine white - Sayaka departs from the training room, leaving you alone. You look around at the damaged training hall, and wonder if you need to tell Kyuubey about this. You probably do.You see the Warmaster Cap sitting on the floor where it dropped from your head, and make to pick it up. As soon as you do, though, it's here that a familiar silhouette materializes behind you. Its wolf ears twitching rather worriedly.+ Is she gone? + Risa's eyes are wide, almost fearful. + Cripes, I thought Kharn had a temper, but that one's got the worst. Couldn't even take one of my jokes! +How do you respond?No more jokes like that, alright?You're SCARED of Sayaka?Other.
So guys I've been thinking, does Oriko need to actually hold Muramasa to communicate with Kirika?If not could we just impale her a bit and they cut her in two if Kirika fails her diplomacy test?
>>29485690>[ + 1000 SAYAKA POINTS! ]Based Risa
>>29485696[X] "She's at the other end of the scale from Kharn."
>>29485692I know, but we should still take a look. Especially after the recent events.
>>29485696[x] Wait you're SCARED of Sayaka? I mean she's a bitch and all but she's no worse than other girls I've met.
>>29485696You are dildos at jokes, Risa. But I like you, anyways.
>>29485698If we tried that shit, we'd find out exactly what Kirika can do to us in her current form, tout-suite.
>>29485696[x] no more jokes like thatAnd then[x] you're scared of sayaka?tell her how big a softy sayaka is.
>>29485696[x]You're SCARED of Sayaka?[x] Bah. Let's get you out of the ceiling. Scaredy cat...[x] +Just out of curiosity, how many points?+
>>29485696[X]No more jokes like that, alright?[X]You're SCARED of Sayaka?
>>29485696>[x]No more jokes like that, alright?>[x]You're SCARED of Sayaka?
>>29485696[x]Other."Thanks, I think. That was probably the most net positive interaction we've ever had."
>>29485696[X] You're scared of Sayaka?[X] Other. Your sense of humor is dildos>terrorist fistbumping SallakaTime for Murderface and Sayaka Total Bitches Adventures?
>>29485696[x]You're SCARED of Sayaka?[x]Other."I guess the joke wasn't so bad. It payed off in the end. Do you think things through or does shit just seem to fall into place after you throws it all into the air."As for the training hall, bah. QB will figure out what happened sooner or latter. We don't need to tell him about all the shit we break. We have better shit to do... what do we need to do right now?
>>29485696[x] That actually kinda worked. So thanks.[x] But for the love of god don't do it again.[x] Get the axes out of the ceiling.
>>29485736But at that point she is embedded in Oriko so if she tries to cut us she'll murder Oriko.Of course does relay on getting Oriko non-fatally impaled first.
>>29485696[X] You're SCARED of Sayaka?
>>29485696[x]No more jokes like that, alright?[x]You're SCARED of Sayaka?
>>29485787You're assuming she'd let us stab Oriko in the first place and not simply drive us insane and commit sudoku first or something,
>>29485787Assuming we let Kirika in on this plan first, too, it would give her somewhat more motivation to win her diplomacy test.
>>29485748>[x] +Just out of curiosity, how many points?+Was mentioned at the end of the last thread. We didn't kill her so zero points. But she would have been worth 75K, apparently betrayal has a huge point modifier. Makes me wonder of Kharn got points for Malal.
>>29485809That's meta. I wanna see it in character, from the cat/worlfgirl thing's mouth.
Anybody find it odd that there were several pics for Yuu and none for Risa so far? It's all part of the Decu-Azure conspiracy. I know it.
>>29485696[x]No more jokes like that, alright?Because give her a chance and she'd pull something like that on Kyouko, or Midori, or Kumatora.
>>29485836It only took Decu a million threads to draw Midori. Give it time.
>>29485806>>29485808It will probably require her to be in on the plan, we'd have to convey the full breadth and depth of the interior redecorating that Ahriman is doing in Oriko's head.
I can see why she is scared of Sayaka. Someone drives you head first into the ceiling far enough that you get stuck there, you might avoid them in the future.I have this image in my head of Sayaka and Murderface KO after the fight, with Risa buried in the ceiling saying, "Hello? Anyone still alive? I'm stuck." In a muffled distant voice only achievable by someone whose head is buried 3 feet in concrete.
>>29485836Yuu's been around for a while.
>>29485881that would be pretty damn adorable and worth drawing.
>>29485862But we don't KNOW that. It's all just fucking supposition.If we go to Kirika now we've basically got to say "Yo, bitch. Not sorry we killed you, but oh, yeah, kind of need your help. Your girlfriend MIGHT be slightly possessed by another Golden Weapon and given that her only crime in this whole mess is being mad at me for killing you, I'd prefer not to kill her too if at all possible.Wanna help me by stabbing her?"
>>29485926We should, like, meditate with the sword or some shit sometime. In a sealed room. Alone.Communication is a *good* thing.
>>29485926Don't forget to include the counter that if she refuses to help us, we'll just waste Oriko using a different GW without hesitation.
>>29485957at which point she agrees to help, we pick up the katana and the next thing we remember we're in the medical bay with a fucking great bit whacking hole in our stomach and the worlds "fuck you" carved in our chest.
>>29485957"You know those chainaxes? The girl in them just sees Oriko as points. Like this is fuckin' GTA or something. And she wants the highscore. The choice is yours, Kirika. Will it be you or her?"
>>29485926We could just lie that's always worked out in the past, right guys? Guys?
>>29485926I figured we were going to let Kirika take control for a while and talk to Oriko. On the agreement that she will try to talk her down. I know that's putting a lot of trust in someone who wants us dead, But that's what we have people like Sayaka for.I didn't figure anyone was actually taking that whole stab Oriko with Kirika so they can talk plan seriously. Worst case scenario, Oriko ends up with two golden weapons.
>>29485976No, because she knows that Oriko will be wasted then without remorse or second chances. If she wants anything to go her way, helping Chiaki is the only way.
Still think the only deal that Kirika will go for is getting a second shot to waste Chiaki in a fair fight.
>>29485911You know, it would. >>29485806>commit sudokuSo...she'll make us solve a number puzzle? Although I can see Chiaki taking that as a legit threat. Being a puzzle-solving dildo is way to different from her usual modus operandi.
>>29486016But we'll LOSE a fair fight!
>>29486032Tell that to Blueberry
>>29486038You can't break a sword's jaw.
>>29486052No, but we could break Oriko's.Sword is only as strong as it's wielder and even if she can sychronise with Oriko, Oriko isn't a Magical Girl, so she's working with a handicap.Not saying it would be an easy fight. But it seems like everybody gets something they want and Oriko gets a fighting chance to come out of this alive.
>>29485990>Letting Kirika take control of us>Knowing she's a lunatic who would be willing to die to save Oriko>Assuming she wouldn't take the change to make us stab our own soulgem rather than risk us doing anything
What if Nobunagun was a Magical Girl?
>>29486080Like I said, we have Sayaka to prevent that. She can cut our arms off, or just hold onto our gem if you are no fun.>>29486070Or they could transform like Killgore did into some horrible monstrosity.
>>29486080If she doesn't help Oriko is done for already.The other meguca won't be merciful on someone indirectly at fault for the warmaster's death. By helping Chiaki, she has nothing to lose and everything to gain.
>>29486111Which is EXACTLY what we threaten Kirika with if she doesn't work with us.
>>29486096Iunno some crazy military otaku cunt with a gold weapon.
>>29486111>Or they could transform like Killgore did into some horrible monstrosity.You think Kirika would do that to Oriko?Personally I doubt it, but if she turns into a monster, it makes this whole shit a lot easier on us since Oriko's humanity is the only thing stopping us from going Full Murderface on this problem.
I think we're missing something important - can the spirits inside golden weapons even interact with other people?
>>29486162SSHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!You might be right.
>>29486162No, but they can interact THROUGH us. I.e, we get close to Oriko, then let Kirika take (partial?) control, use us as a mouthpiece.>>29486156If Kirika wouldn't, Ahriman sure as hell would. Yet another lovely incentive for Kirika to help us.
>>29486162Probably. It's within their hypothetical range of abilities, at any rate.
>>29486156I bet Killgore didn't think he was going to turn into the abomination that he did either. But it happened. It's just what happens when you let golden corruption get too high it seems, magical girl or not.
>>29486162Well, Ahriman certainly managed to get around all on her own.
>>29486162Well, Risa seemed to be able to interact with Kharn, and apparently Ahriman has been talking to Oriko...
>>29486162Yet another thing to ask Yuu.
>>29486192I suspect that MIGHT have been Yuu using her corruption ability,
>>29486198I mean without holding them. Sayaka didn't see Risa, or sense her, for instance.
>>29486223It happened to Ahriman as well, during her fight with Kharn.
>>29486245That makes me wonder something.Is it possible that Ahriman is the person in the staff? That the "Ahriman" we murdered last time was just someone else being possessed by the spirit, like Oriko?
>>29486156Ahriman absolutely would, and already went full Tzeench herself. Its a fair point that Kirika may be willing to intercede if it means keeping Oriko from going all Perils of the Warp
>>29485696[x]Hahaha, really? She scares you?[x]Also no jokes without asking me first.
>>29486271Good question. This thing with Risa kinda threw all my assumptions about the girl inside the golden weapons out the window. I assumed that before the original used died it was just a more extreme proxy for the girl in question. Explaining why girls using golden weapons went batshit insane and better at what they did. Imagine Kirika with a more extreme version of herself as a shoulder angel nudging her in w/e direction. And when they did go insane and die for w/e reason, they got stuck in the weapon. Same deal with Yuu, got really good at punching shit, but her love of the fight got the better of her as she starting fighting more and more people.But for the staff, I think it's safe to think it's Ahriman. Because they chose Oriko, someone with a grudge against Murderface. Otherwise, why not just pick any random girl from the 3rd over a normal girl?
>>29486394"Oh Murderface, I've been fooled...so fooled..."Seriously though, that is amazing.>Archives tionpSC What about the archives, Captcha? Didn't quite catch that.
>>29486395She did ask us first, we just failed to ask for details.
>>29486394Forgot my soundtrack!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzyTUekkMCI
>>29485722 >>29485748 >>29485756 >>29485764+ What, and you're not? + Risa frowns at you, a facial expression made completely impossible by her frozen skeletal grin - but she manages to look the part, anyway. + Just...something about her gets me on edge. Like that bint inside the golden butter knife you got back in that room you've been storing us in, only worse. Much worse. + She hugs herself, shivering. + Wasn't that bad earlier, but after a bit I got that feeling - like I need to get you to kill her right away, and not even for points, but just to be safe. You know what I'm getting at here, yeah? +You understand what she's trying to say, but not where she's coming from. Is she saying that there's something else to Sayaka that you're not aware of? That only Risa can see?+ Well, duh, I'm a bloody ghost in a pair of bloody giant axes with chainsaw teeth, + The silhouette snaps. + I'm all about unknowable, mysterious rot like that, I'm practically made for it! +...If she's all about that, then can she at least be a bit more specific than just a feeling, then? A feeling's not much to go on.It's here that Risa blinks at you. + Something more specific than that? I don't...+ The silhouette shakes her head. + Nah, I don't think I can. I told ya, it's just a feeling. just...just a really strong one, ya know? +Huh. Well. If she can't come up with anything better than that, then this seems like a pretty clear-cut case of someone being scared shitless by Sayaka, then. Which is still actually pretty funny.+ ...You havin' a right laugh, are you? At my expense? + Risa seems to growl here. + Last person who did that, I personally tore their heart out with me bare hands! +Big deal. Been there, done that.+ THROUGH THEIR ARSEHOLE! +It's your turn to blink. ...Okay, maybe not. But still, she shouldn't be so skittish around Sayaka. She's not all that bad.[1/2]
>>29486467But yeah, no more jokes. It worked out all right in the end, but not everyone may actually appreciate Risa's humor like Sayaka did. + ...Figures. Right, right, I'll lay off the jokes until you say so. + Risa holds one hand over her heart. + Ya got my word, boss. +Right. Well. That's settled.You glance up at the chainaxes still embedded up on the ceiling. They're...the ceiling's pretty high up, so...You turn back to Risa. Is there any way to get the chainaxes down, or what?+ Piece of piss! + The wolf-eared girl claps both her hands, and the chainaxes above you begin to growl. Their motors screaming as their teeth begin to move, chewing themselves free. Two floor-shaking impacts later, and you manage to pull them free from the floor and shove them back into your inventory.+ Right. Anything else, boss? + Risa grins at you again.Any more questions for Risa?
>>29486448Yeah, I was thinking of mostly asking so she know we're not -against- jokes, but there's a time and place for shit like that in the future
>>29486480[x] "Who were you before you got shoved into these axes? Because I know Kirika and Yuu are in their respective weapons because they were killed while using them, but Kharn didn't kill you while you had the axes; at least, not that Kharn could see when she got you."
>>29486480[x] +How'd you wind up in those things anyway? I was kinda expecting some Kharn clone shadowy thing.+
>>29486480[X]"Will you be able to tell if it gets worse?" (Sayaka's 'rot')
>>29486467>+ THROUGH THEIR ARSEHOLE! +Fucking Risa.
>>29486480You want to know who gave Kharn the preggers?
>>29486480"You could sense Kirika inside the golden sword? Can you sense the other spirits inside the golden weapons?"
>>29486480[X]Can you talk to the other GWs?Guys! Guys! What if! Guys what if we brute force Krika to Oriko THROUGH the staff?
>>29486480[X]ask about corruption[X]ask about being visible to other people - can it be done without contact with the weapons
>>29486480>>29486512>>29486514>>29486535>>29486538Yeah those 2.
>>29486480>Any more questions for Risa?None that I can think of. Spare maybe more details on corruption, but I think we should have Yuu field that one. Or round table it and ask them at the same thing.Ok, we got Warmastering to do, w/e that is. Risa can tag along.
>>29486480[x]So If rip the heart of someone who laughs at you out of their ass... how many points do I get?
>>29486467>asn't that bad earlier, but after a bit I got that feeling - like I need to get you to kill her right away, and not even for points, but just to be safe."No. I get it. Really, I do.If no-one else gets to me first, she's almost certainly going to be the end of me someday.I'm OK with that, though. I don't think there's anyone else left in the Officio that'd get much satisfaction out of it."
>>29486480[X]what are your thoughts on Yuu? Do you think you'd be able to work with her?
>>29486524I suspect that, given Risa's speech patterns, "rot" was being used as slang for "nonsense", meaning that she's saying "I'm a crazy weapon ghost; weird magical shit is pretty much right in my wheelhouse" rather than that she's forecasting Zombie Sayaka.although one can't write off double entendres.
>>29486480[x]+Storytime? How'd that poor sod react to getting their heart yanked through the backdoor? Cause through the chest was bad enough.+
>>29486592Yeah. It's a pretty British Euphemism and she's been using Pom slang a lot.
>>29486598Sounds like sexy funtiem fisting went wrong, how very Kharn
I think I know why Risa is creeped out by Sayaka. Sayaka is a big damn hero right? Well Risa, and Murderface for that matter, are more on the BBEG side of the spectrum. If Risa wasn't stuck in the GW doing her own thing. Sayaka would probably go after her sooner or later like a hammer would eventually go after a nail.
>>29486644yep. Pretty much.Add to that, she was originally supposed to be the wielder of Judgement.At some point, she will very probably be the one to end Chiaki.
>>29486644This was exactly my thought. Risa knows if she goes berserk Sayaka would be there to put her down, hard.It's hard to stand in the way of a true shining hero.Even if that hero's our little sallaka
>>29486480>>29486512>>29486514[x]This, and then>>29486538>>29486544This.
>>29486644>Risa, the "villain", is afraid of Sayaka, the "hero"Why is Risa then afraid of Kirika?
>>29486697because some swords just wanna watch the world burn.
>>29486697Kirika was the hero who first noticed our fast descent into BBEGness.
>>29486678>>29486679>>29486644Which is all fine because then we get to have superfunadventuretime in the Deagle.
>>29486697Kirika is just creepy, so anyone would naturally avoid her. Especially when all she does is sit in the corner and RAGE. But Sayaka is, like I said, hammer -go to-nail.
>>29486697Maybe Kirika somehow reminds her of Rapesloth?
Rolled 57>>29486467>+ THROUGH THEIR ARSEHOLE! +
>>29486467> + Nah, I don't think I can. I told ya, it's just a feeling. just...just a really strong one, ya know? +SHE KNOWS.
>>29486861Clap harder, damn you!
>>29486861Octavia Intensifies.wait...if this is technically after Re-OH MY GOODNESS SHE KNOWS THAT SAYAKA HAS ACCESS TO OCTAVIA WHEN EVEN SAYAKA DOESN'T KNOW, WE ARE TRULY AFTER REBELLION...DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAA! Man, won't Sayaka freak if she finds out she should technically be in Mahou Shojo Valhalla and be able to summon her inner witch at will? Imagine if she unlocks the power before the memory...the officio's might throw a fit and we might have to hunt her until we find out she's still in control
>>29486861Naw, Risa would probably think that was entertaining.
>>29486908Just wait for our or Sayaks soul gem to get destroyed somehow, shit will hit the fan.
>>29486908YES. DECU PLS.
>>29486908>wait...if this is technically after Re-It is. Confirmed in thread 154, post >>28488544 if not earlier than that
>>29486908I haven't even seen Rebellion yet and I'm scared.
>>29486956To be fair, this isn't just Post Rebellion. It's like post post POST Rebellion.I bet Faust is wishing he'd just left the fucking Genie in the bottle at this point.
>>29486956>It's been after Rebellion for years in setting
>>29486931 Sayaka's Soul Gem goes boom...but she's still standing there...sudden terror on her face...then nothing happens. The field is still. The enemy knows that Sayaka should be dead. Sayaka knows she should be dead. Kyoko, to her horror, knows Sayaka should be dead. After the tense moment people finally finish comprehending that Sayaka is not in fact dead...and before the fighting can resume...that is when the music starts.
>>29486968>Faust is wishing he'dFaustHeThe FirstThe Faust[SHADOWRUNS INTENSIFY]
>>29486957MGNQ is canon
>>29486394is this a direct reference to something? or just generic dating game?
>>29487004It's a reference to Persona games. Particularly Persona 3 and 4
>>29487004Reference to Persona 4
>>29487004It's a Persona social link thing.
>>29486998>>29487002THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>29487004Persona social links. By spending time with certain characters you can get events with them that give you a Social Link Level Up. ecah such character is tied to one of the Major Arcana and gives the MC more power every time he levels SL up. Hence Sayaka being "The Fool" and the "You shall be blessed with power when being a bitch" line which is a parody of the one you get when the one you get when ranking up the SL.
>>29487004>>29487012>>29487015>>29487064 baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby!
>>29486394Now we need something like this for all the other girls Chiaki has points with.
>>29487102I can't wait to see the Yuma version.
>>29486998Symposium Magarum intensifies.>alslirn [asylum?] rationabilisCaptcha, are you trying to make a point, or sound like a PMMM soundtrack title?
>>29487111Well, we did become slightly friendlier with Yuma after letting her hit us and them beating her up...
>>29486908Not to put a downer in things, but Akuma Homura removed Octavia from Sayaka at the end of Rebellion, remember? And fucked her memory to forget about Godoka. It's not quite so likely that she'll get it back though she already had it when she took on whatsherface, rust-person
>>29487160>realisation that we never let Midori beat us>rush up to a half-dressed Midori just out of the shower>"MIDORI BEAT ME UP NOW">"Ch-ch-ch-chidori-sempai??!!"
>>29487057Oh god, I had forgotten about that scene, the background just makes it even worse.Also, I find it funny that the Chiaki we are playing now is quite possibly the sanest Homu has been in years, perhaps decades
>>29487189Well, technically Midori already beat Chiaki because we were caught in her illusion... And then we blew her knees off... I'm sensing a pattern here..
>>29487189>ChidoriI'm worried we'll turn into a masochist if this kind of friend making goes on too long.
>>29487170she didn't have it back she just had an armorsuit that looked like oktavia.
>>29487112http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtY_RXoF1wA Imagine Sayaka's confusion and terror over what is happening to her. Sudden despair so deep, that it would have witched her out if she were still a magical girl...Would the officio try to hunt her like a witch? Would she flee? What would Kyoko do? What will we do? >>29487170 I'm not quite sure what AkuHomu did to her there at the end, did she remove it? Did she seal it? Did she just erase her memory of the power preventing it from being used?
>>29487208Kyoko has set us on fire as well.
>>29487208LET'S GO MAKE FRIENDS WITH ORIKO NOWlet's first see if any of the ones from the stadium are ok with being befriended too
>>29487208So, we let Wendy shank us a couple times in the kidneys, perforate our lungs, stick her knife in our gut once or twice, and then we kiss and make up?
>>29487216which means that either COINCIDENCE or <SOMEONE> KNOWS.Also, Malal was there. Fucking Malal.
>>29487220Now we need to go and beat Kyouko to max her social link!
>>29487235It only works if we best them up afterwards! So we'd have to shoot her, hopefully in a non-lethal spot!
>>29487235Well, that was pretty much where some of us wanted to go, but the Wendyfags have decided to sign her death warrant by giving her hugs and headpats.
>>29487251Her and Say aka vs us for next training.
>>29487267That's not what I saw. Some people wanted to just outright kill Wendy.
This picture is so stupid I can't bring myself to finish it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kRAMzD5bnE
>>29487276Fuck you too autocorrect. Meant Sayaka.
>>29487251Kyoko social link is getting drunk at a bar and waking up naked with regrets.At least, I hope it is.
>>29487288outright TRY and kill Wendy.What, you think Wendy and Murderface haven't fought before? That's probably how they fucking met.
>>29487292You are a bad person and I love you.
>>29487292>shooting yourself with a sword>2014>I really hope you puella magica don't do this
>>29487292I don't blame you.may I suggest >>29485881 instead?
>>29487303Actually, they met at a bar. God, it sounds so corny saying that out loud hahaha
>>29487303They met in a bar and got stupid drunk together. And then, yeh, they probably did get into a fight.
>>29487324was the bar on fire and surrounded by corpses?
>>29487320THEY'RE SUMMONING THEIR WITCHSONA
>>29487292Looks reasonable to me!
>>29487303>outright TRY and kill Wendy.No, they wanted to just kill Wendy. I don't think you're remembering events right.
>>29487344uncharacteristic restraint by all involved then
>>29487338Might have been. Kharn was there, and it was in Santa Destroy. Good odds. Great odds.
>>29487338Maybe, Kharn was there after all.
>>29487355I think you're misunderstanding the intent of the pro "kill Wendy" lobby.
>>29486512 >>29486514 >>29486581 >>29486535 >>29486538Just a couple of questions more, actually. Just to satisfy your curiosity.+ That's it? + Risa seems surprised, here. + Well, ask away, boss. Not really sure what good it'll do ya, gabbin' like this, but hey, whatever works! +Right. Well, about the other Golden Weapons. Can she communicate with them at all? Or at least, whoever's inside them? She mentioned something about the golden katana, and her description somewhat matches the spirit inside it.Risa shakes her head. + I can sense 'em, but communicate? Sorry, boss. I tried that a long time ago, but never really seemed to stick. + She shrugs, here. + Maybe try some of the other golden gubbins you've got up in your sleeve, they'd probably be able to. + A moment. + That said, uh...it's probably not a good idea to try that, I think. +Oh? Why?The wolf-eared girl looks at you askance. + Yer askin' me that? For real? +...Yeah? What's so weird about that?Risa manages a slow nod, here. + Riiiight. Well, let me ask you this. So far, you found us with previous owners, right? And most of them, Kharn included, seemed...off, somehow? +Off. Right. Her point being?+ My point being, us Golden Weapons, we want to be, uh... + It's here that the silhouette seems to almost blush. + Right, I can't say what I'm going to say next without sounding like some sort of porn thing, so just keep yer giggles to yourself, okay? +You grunt here in annoyance, motioning for her to continue. + Right. Us Golden Weapons, we want to be used. All the time. We'll settle for most. + Risa holds up one hand. + We want to be used because that's the only time we can talk to people. To interact with the outside world. To be like...this, and actually not bored the fuck out of our minds in our own personal hells. If our user's got more than one of us on hand, more power to them, but we want to be used more than the other one. You gettin' me so far, boss? +[1/2]
Sort of. So Golden Weapons can get jealous too?+ Now you're gettin' it. + The specter nods approvingly. + You can follow that train of thought, yeah? So if you got two Golden Weapons contacting each other, and either side thinks they're gettin' used more than the other...what do you think'll happen? +...Ah.+ Yeah, 'ah'. And it turns out bad for the user, too. Because once the owner uses 'em, they get all that pent-up aggression and anger stored up inside. + Risa grins. + Well, it's probably not going to be that kind of thing ALL the time, but you wanna be careful anyway. Except for that Yuu kid, she's nice. +Yuu? But she just said--+ I can't contact them, but they can contact me. It's like havin' a busted phone where you can only receive calls, but not make 'em. Or just being out of minutes, I guess. +Right. You should probably write that down, somewhere.Other question, then. You realize she didn't give you her origin story earlier, but can you at least ask who she was before she got shanghaied into a Golden Weapon?Risa falls silent at this. +...Used to be someone important. + She replies sullenly, looking away. + And the kind of important where I'm really famous and I had lots of fun. Like, surfing in shark-infested waters while wearing a penguin costume fun. I...+ the specter's voice chokes up a bit. + I had my own spork, too, and everything... +...+ Aw, cripes, look at me gettin' emotional at an intimate personal background scene, + The wolf-eared girl sniffs, blowing her nose on her sleeve. + I'll leave ya alone for now, there doesn't look like any chance for points here, anyway. Just nap for a bit. +Right. Fine.Before she goes, though. How many points would have Sayaka gotten you?+ Huh? + Risa blinks. + Er...75,000 points, I guess? Probably twice than that if you got her into her fish mode before doin' her in. + It's here that she starts to fade. + Right, see you later! I'll try not to sleep through the sodding century this time! +
>>29487410"ugh, this is already sound like some kind of harem visual novel."
>>29487410PINKY STUCK US IN A FUKKEN HAREM GAMEWITH A BUNCH OF HORNY WEAPONSGODDAMMIT>I forgot to turn off my swag and when I and woke I was covered in golden weapons
>>29487428Fish mode? What? Hey, wait--Too late. Risa's vanished, and you don't think you'll be seeing her for a while.Nnh. May as well start getting things done, you suppose. Even though if you're not actually sure what to do, right now. This Warmaster thing is still going to take some getting used to.You'd report to Kyuubey, but you already did earlier, somewhat. So that's probably out.What do you do now? You have a few options to spend the rest of the day on.Visit Mami in her office.Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.Visit Lucius.
>>29487438[x]Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.It's Kirika time.
>>29487438>[X]Visit Mami in her office.Mami time
>>29487428>surfing>importantYep. Former warmaster of the Australian officio. The one that had a "monster" for a warmaster.
Who's Lucius? I'm bad at names.
>>29487438[x] visit Mami's officeWe need more Mami in our lives.
>>29487438[x] Visit LuciusKirika is probably still asleep, might as well.
>>29487438[x] Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.What does Kirika have to tell us?
>>29487438[X]Visit Mami in her office.we don't want to talk to Kirika while being so beat up and we need to know how the interrogation went.
>>29487438what do we actually need to do?I don't think Lucius is going to have any info for us. If Mami had something, she knows where to find us.It's probably Kirika, isn't it?[X] Text Sayaka to begin Murderface Containment Protocols, we're doin' something dumb again.
>>29487438[x]Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.[x]Text Sayaka to requisition as many Grief Seeds she needs to heal herself to full and some extra's, then meet us in case Kirika bodyjacks us.
>>29487463Lucius was the leader of the Prophet girls that tried to bomb the concert
>>29487438>Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.Time for a talk with Kirika. And also putting the axes back maybe.
>>29487438[x] Visit Lucius.I can't imagine what an interrogation by Mami would be like. Perhaps her saying "I'm very dissapointed" would be enough to drive even the most bloodthirsty of psychopaths to tears?>>29487463The squad leader of the girls that attacked us in Ruri's concert.
>>29487463the bitch we flattened during the concert.
>>29487438>Visit Mami in her office.
>>29487438[x]Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.
>>29487438[x] Golden weapon.
>>29487438[x]Visit Mami in her office.Why be the boss if you can't sexually harass the secretary.
>>29487438>>29487428 Fish Mode...RISA KNOWS, SHE FUCKING KNOWS. SAYAKA IS THE HERO THE WORLD NEEDS BUT NOT THE ONE IT DESERVES AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE HAS THE POWER OF ONE WHO HAS WALKED IN VALHALLA IN THE PRESENCE OF ODIN PINK DRESS! >Stop, Mami time.
>>29487438[x] Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.PUT DOWN THE AXES
>>29487438[X] Visit Mami in her office.
>>29487438[X] Visit Pinky.It's probably not wise to have both rejecting her call earlier as well as her knowledge of the dinner date looming over things. Especially if we need the shield during the next op and she chooses that moment to demonstrate her disapproval. It's a safety precaution, while we can still do it under safe circumstances.
>>29487438[x]Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.Kirika time?
>>29487481I don't think we need to do anything. We pretty much planned the whole day around getting the shit kicked out of us by Sayaka.
>>29487438[x]Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.We must tend to the harem, lest our concubines grow unruly.Prepare the sword oil!
>>29487438[X]Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.Talky, talky time all day!
[x]Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.Lucius or another could maybe talk more if we have Kirika on our side.
>>29487438>[x]Visit Mami in her office.Right now we look like we lost a fight with a brick wall, and that's not too far from the truth. And that puts us at a disadvantage for interrogation of either Lucius or Kirika. Mami has a solid head on her shoulders hue and probably has an idea of our schedule.Or for that matter, we should see what our own sextretary is up to and how she is adapting to her new role
>>29487522I kinda want to bring her some soul gems as an apology or something.
>>29487514>in the presence of OdinWhile we did run into Odette during Sayaka Quest, I'm not sure what that has to do with anything.
>>29487438>[x]Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.
>>29487494Mami already interrogated Lucius and her girls, so shouldn't we read Mami's report before doing a second round of interrogations? But even before that, shouldn't we check the remaining two Golden Weapons? To make sure that we don't show favoritism (even if Yuu is best Golden Weapon girl) so that we don't have to worry about an envy-emotion-bomb being thrown at our head when using one?
>>29487438[x]Visit your Golden Weapon Vault.
>>29487582interesting that Yuu can talk to other golden weapons and that Risa can't.Each of the golden weapons seems to have their own interesting little quirks like that.
Aha! Is this our chance?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK9Y1EqjDpY
The SixthMonster Hunters. The Warmaster is rumored to be a monster herself.Location: AustraliaWarmaster: UnknownIncubator: Unknown>Australia>Surfing in shark infested waters>British accent. Probably got sent to the place for being a cunt back home.>Monster warmasterIt all fits.
>>29487534>We must tend to the harem, lest our concubines grow unruly.I think we called Pinky out on this once before.No, wait, that was when we accused her of being unfaithful to Chiaki by handing out Golden Weapons to other Magical Girls. So now we accuse her of putting us into the MC's role of a harem VN.
>>29487613>So now we accuse her of putting us into the MC's role of a harem VN.Even if you have a death wish, there are easier ways.
>>29487574 Odin Pinkdress was intended to be a joke about Godoka.
>>29487599might be because Yuu is a good girl.>>294876062bulletproof4me.
>>29487611You know, we can check very easily if this is true.All we have to do is check the 6th Officio's website, in their Past Warmasters section, and see if Risa is there.
>>29487606A solid plan of action.
>>29487428>fish-mode>All this discussion about Sayaka when [REDACTED](Excuse the sloppiness. First time drawing in a MGN thread and it's really rushed.)
>>29487438She didn't actually win, but I never get a chance to use this one.
>>29487613Actually it is the MCs role in an NTR Harem VNAlso now I really want to see us with four armed Yuu power, wielding the axes, katana and deagle all at onceJust because it seems so ludicrously over the top great to do
>>29487643>(Excuse the sloppiness. First time drawing in a MGN thread and it's really rushed.)It's ok, everyone has to start from somewhere.
>>29487659>Also now I really want to see us with four armed Yuu power, wielding the axes, katana and deagle all at once1. Duct tape deagle to katana as makeshift gunsword2. Turn axes into axechucks.3. ???4. FotFA
>>29487606Dan, stop. I'm dying. Send help
>>29487627yeah man she even had flower bifrost and everything
>>29487659>deagle>Trying to pull a trigger with one of the ogre armsI am 100% for using the axes and the bangles at the same time though. Risa seems to play nice with Yuu. Plus they seem to be on the same wavelength when it comes to combat. The axes require brute STRENGH to wield them properly anyway. I bet they have great synergy.
>>29487653Actually, I really wish we'd asked Mami about Wendy, now.
>>29487746Shit, this would have been a really good idea.
>>29487699I remain loyal to Pinky (+the rest of the watermelon) but *nosebleed*.>SAFETY I don't think so, captcha. Sorry to spam captchas, but there are just so many good ones today.
>>29487813oh well. Still got time later, I guess.
>>29487741It is less about anything practical and more about going as retard crazy with golden weapons as we canRest assured if there was some way Chiaki could dual wield staves with her feet I would have added them to the equation for once we get them
>>29487914>still got time>Hahaha-! intensifies
>>29487699If she really started dressing like that, we'd put up with all of her bullshit with a smile.
>>29487606Hahaha! It's funny because Mami lost her head!
Sorry everyone, but I'm pausing for now. I didn't get much sleep due to what happened last night, and I didn't get to start today's thread early so I'm just about nodding off. I'll run another thread this wednesday to make up for it.Thank you for everyone's participation, and feedback is always good! No writeups today (next time!) so questions answered before I sleep!
>>29487960Goodnight, Decu. Thanks for the thread as always!
>>29487960Oh dear, did something bad happen?Thanks for running for us, Decu!
>>29487960>what happened last night
>>29487960Thanks for the thread!Will we encounter any of the Umineko witches as magical girls?>>29487875>nosebleed intensifies
>>29487960Thanks for nice thread
>>29487960Did the Journal we found in the dream come with us into the real world? Can we start writing things down in it?Will we get notifications of >updating my journal
>>29487643Not bad! It's nice to have a new drawfriend show up!
>>29487960Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!How did you expect the Sayaka training session to go?
>>29487960we're all in this for the long-haul now.
>>29487960Go to sleep decu! Moon overlords need rest too
>>29488015Ehehe thanks! I'm glad it wasn't too awful. I've drawn for mgnq before, but usually took more time because it was out of thread. But in-thread drawing is fun, so I'll try to keep doing it occasionally!
>>29487985Wendy Cooldown paid him a visit and asked rather pointy questions about why she has had so little screentime
>>29487960thanks for running, rest well Deculture
>>29488061I can see her slashing her way through an army of invading Moon rabbits and dodging meteor showers to get to Decu.
>>29487996>Will we encounter any of the Umineko witches as magical girls?>Lambdadelta MG>Bernkastel MG>Erika MGThe world isn't ready.
>>29488061Some people will do anything for screen time.Anything.
>>29487983No, just some stuff I needed to take care of! Please don't worry!>>29487985Hahaha! I wish!>>29487996Hahaha!>>29488008Thank you for reading! I'm sorry it was so short!>>29488019I was expecting it to actually deteriorate Sayaka's and Chiaki's relationship but things went the opposite!
>>29488087After getting amber yo build a cannon to shoot her into space, she could broom her way about once she is up there but getting up there in the first place requires a little nudge
>>29488087sounds like the best flash game ever
>>29488119>I was expecting it to actually deteriorate Sayaka's and Chiaki's relationship but things went the opposite!Bitchin'
>>29487960How close do you think we are to the endgame?And what does Pinky do when she's not bugging Murderface?
>>29488119>No, just some stuff I needed to take care of! Please don't worry!how did you get rid of the body?>I was expecting it to actually deteriorate Sayaka's and Chiaki's relationship but things went the opposite!Yay!
>>29488151>what does Pinky do when she's not bugging Murderface?creates and launches magical macguffins into parallel universes just for the lulz
>>29488119>I was expecting it to actually deteriorate Sayaka's and Chiaki's relationship but things went the opposite!You were expecting us to lose or to give up?
>>29488043Hahaha~!>>29488088Actually I was hoping for Beato MG. Although shadowruns would intensify because she's the -Golden- Witch.
>>29488162To be fair, there was a fair amount of suggestions for Chiaki to just take the whuppin.
>>29488151>what does Pinky do when she's not bugging Murderface?Thinking of ways of bugging Murderface.I wouldn't mind being bugged by her if she was wearing the thing in >>29487699 or even less.
>>29488146>Secret level+character of Grief Syndrome unlocked
>>29488043Dare I ask what the original is called, and what is it about?
>>29488206I think that IS the original name.
>>29488206That is the original name, and it's probably like the fiften dozen or so similar-era smut novels with hilarious names and mediocre contants.
>>29488151We're a ways. We've only even seen half the golden weapons, and then there's all the stuff in between.Hold Midori tight, anon. She's got a long way to go before she makes it through this okay.>>29488162Losing wasn't a big deal if Chiaki didn't do it like a sissy! But Sayaka won't forget that she lost here, either.By the way I'm answering questions nyow. Hi!
>>29488316Why are you so lewd?
>>29488316>Sayaka won't forget that she lost hereThat promise we extracted means that we can make sure of it!
>>29488316If you could pick any character in the MGNQverse to end up with Chiaki, who would it be and why?
>>29488316>But Sayaka won't forget that she lost here, either.Will it bite us in the ass, or will it be for good?If the thing we are going to make her do isn't stupid, that is.
>>29488356If winning was going to make things worse would we really have gotten a bunch of points? Plus Deculture said it improved our relationship.Of course we can (will?) handle things stupidly in the future but that will be our choice.
>>29488316If Deculture is Hahaha!, are you Nyahaha?
>>29488383yeah, it could probably go either way.
>>29488316How's the idol porn business going?
>>29488350>>29488383A promise like that can only be fulfilled in one way; the same kind of promise that Homura fulfilled to stop madoka turning into a witch; with tears and a gun.
>>29488338All cats are lewd.>>29488356Don't be a jerk and you can just treat it like a funny joke!>>29488355I don't think I can answer this without barfing up a bunch of nyautism, because I talk about this a lot with some people.I'd probably like to see her with Izumi/NECO for those of you with bad myamories. Someone light enough to act as a foil, but who can be serious enough to help her. Being low-maintenance and busy with her own things is a plus!>>29488383I don't think winning or losing was important - it was absolutely how it was handled. Chiaki's almost always better off if she acts decisively instead of flip-flopping around!>>29488384Yes! And ahaha.wav but that's because I'm a tremendous faggot.>>29488424Bad! It's almost like people can tell when you photoshop glamor shots onto porn badly.
>>29488430And then, when we replace Madoka/Madokami/Faust in the order of things, it will be up to Sayaka to stop us much like we had to stop Madoka.
>>29488493Not that kind of timetravel wish. Just the shooting soul gem kind of promise.
>>29488461>I'd probably like to see her with Izumi/NECOAlas, not meguca. We had to let Iori go away because of this.
>>29488461Doesn't NECO already have a girlfriend?
>>29488530Are you so sure, anon?About either of them?
>>29488542She has a boyfriend! He's a little boring for her, though.If she had a girlfriend, she's dead anyway!
>>29488461>Bad! It's almost like people can tell when you photoshop glamor shots onto porn badly.Still more believable than this "Magical Girls are Real!" schlock you peddle. Whats next from your tinfoil-hatted brain, an expose about how NASA had to photoshop out an alien moonbase from their lunar landing footage?Bring back filthy assistant, at least she has a clue about what people actually want.
>>29488547and THIS kind of shit right here is why you're more likely to end up on the "no knees" list rather than the "to woo" list.
>>29488547>>29488559>1min 1s apartdoubt
>>29488547If Iori got herself contracted after everything that's happened she's too dumb to live.If you got yourself contracted, I'm pretty sure that means you're fair game, not being a civilian and all.
>>29488565...I'm...I'm not crying.>>29488578Those are both mine, I'm just not doing anything else right now. I LIKE TO BE PROMPT OKAY
>>29488584I am still laughing at how Neco's purse had condoms in it and almost nobody seemed to notice or comment on that at all.
>>29488588But anon, how do you know she wasn't contracted to begin with?
>>29488559>settling for Malal's sloppy seconds
>>29488588Iori was contracted all along. I don't know what her endgame is but it will have to be at the end of whatever thread it's posted in, anon won't be able to continue for a while after it.
>>29488608the point about too dumb to live still applies.
>>29488638Unless she was a really deep-cover Calidus all along and has had the wool pulled over our eyes forever, just as she wants.
>>29488606There are a lot of things condoms can be used for, other than the obvious.Also, if NECO got contracted, Coobs (who we warned about NECO), Kyouko (who searched her) or Sayaka (who knows her) should know.
>>29488657unless her endgame involves having her legs severed below the knees, the point applies, kapeesh.
>>29488461What ever happened to a gullible public?So what has filthy assistants punishment been?
>>29488659Like what? You can't tease a bunch of macguyver shit using condoms and not list any.
>>29488711Right?I was just going to stick her in a box and beat on it with a stick, and probably make ghost noises or something for an hour, but she got weird about it and I felt really bad.
>>29488713Preventing things that shouldn't get wet from getting wet, for example. Like camera parts.I don't know, I'm not an intrepid journalist that spies on very dangerous magical lesbians.
I'm onto you, Homura Akemi
>>29488713She can also use condoms to have consensual sex with her boyfriend as a responsible young adult who is still exploring and defining their sexuality. Gay, Straight, Queer, it doesn't matter. If she were into girls right now or is and was seeing one there would have been finger cuffs and a dental dam in that purse. Life and love are things that are open in the world. Love has no borders of race, nationality, or gender.
>>29488713Fill them with water and throw them at people.Squirt a bit of watered down mayo or whatever in one and leave it around as a distraction.Store things in them.Fool bumbling Warmasters.Rubber finger puppets.The list goes on.
>>29488789swallow a tape, thumb drive or sd card put into one and tied off to retrieve it later to prevent you from loosing the photo/data.Do the same as above but make use of another orifice.
>>29488786She's too busy with journyalism and abusing her assistant to have a boyfriend, let alone have sex with him.
>>29488751Oh that is the best, stops all assistants from behaving badly
>>29488814Damn it, we should have done a a cavity search. Thoroughly.
>>29488786Made it exactly 3 words into the spoiler before averting my eyes in horror...
Ruri and NECO are similar in how they treat their assistants and in personalities. Related? Sisters?We need to find out who's NECO's "filthy assistant", since it's apparently clear that she isn't Noriko. This universe's Moemura?
>>29488751Titties McRamenbutt? REALLY?!What, you think I don't have your Chirpee?!
>>29488963I think what you should have is a diet.
>>29488968Yeah? Well, at least I don't have to resort to a padded bra.
>>29488968OH SNAP #SHOTSFIRED
>>29488989I WISH I had to resort to a padded bra, they're inconvenient.
>>29489021You know how people can tell when you photoshop glamor shots onto porn?Well, you just did.
>>29488588>If Iori got herself contracted after everything that's happened she's too dumb to live.And what if Contracting was the only way to stay alive?Contracting girls that are either dying or in imminent danger of dying in the next few minutes is a proven Contracting strategy of Incubators.
>>29488968No need to be socatty
>>29489041My point stands.
>>29489042There are some things worse than mere death.
>>29489054You mean sags.
>>29489054Do you have any idea how difficult dieting is when you're a magical girl?You regenerate most of the fat you burn off.so unfair ;_;
>>29489079Not what most people think when they're bleeding out, or they see a squad of Nazi SS bearing down on them.Right then, another 6 months to 3 years of being alive sounds like a godsend, even after the FULL DISCLOSURE telepathic infodump that all Incubators are sworn to give before accepting a Contract.
>>29489128Maybe it's time to switch to being an Eversor; they don't seem to have problems with dieting.
>>29489126Not for another ten years!>>29489128That's just something they tell you. It's not true, nya.
>>29489148>>29489156It's like scarring: It'll take. Eventually.Eversor physiology is less down to the diet and more down to the physical training regimen, though, so yeah.
>>29489156Doesn't look like it to me, Miss Banana.
>>29489139>FULL DISCLOSUREWell, there's "full disclosure" and then there's "Oh, you accidently got sucked into a time loop multidimensional void of pain as a result of of the previously unforseen consequences of interactions between two different magical girl wishes? how sad."
>>29489409>unforseen consequencesWell, that's no-one's fault.
>>29489452I'm just sayin' man. Sometimes it's better to just say "fuck it" and let yourself die than get pulled into the meguca world, no matter how traumatised you are by the length and color of your intestinal tract and the fact that it no longer seems to be on the inside.
>>29489544I can say with absolute certainty even knowing everything I do about all the horrible shit in the Madokaverse, I'm still too much of a bitch to just die.
>>29489577And then we come back full circle to "too dumb to live".
>>29489632Hay I didn't say I was happy about it, I just know I couldn't do.
>>29489660Not judging you for it, just saying this is about where I came in.
>>29489577Personally I'm with this anon, I'd rather take a chance on the future than just roll over and die.The same applies to the character, too.
>>29489632Except that, depending on the wish and the resulting classification, and the Officio that she joins, a Magical Girl can live to retirement, and then for several decades afterwards.
>>29489719>>29489682I've always had an all consuming fear of death and what my lie beyond the vale, I just don't want to stop doing THINGS; anythings.
>>29489752>>29489746>>29489719>thank you for your business
>>29489752This. This this this. Kyuubey could look like a red guy with cloven hooves and a pitchfork and I still might make the deal.
>>29489719I haven't had the chance to sit down and read any write-ups (sorry!) but I feel like I should ask : are their any that deal with politics inside their own officio or are maybe more lighthearted in nature?
>>29489844>Kyuubey could look like a red guy with cloven hooves and a pitchfork>implying Kyubey isn't WAY more terrifying in his current form
>>29489884I'm a bad person to ask, I tend to really enjoy heavy stuff and really casually lighthearted things are USUALLY boring to me. Prose Magica is a pretty big melting pot, and you may have some luck there? PM is just generally solid, anyway.But for the most part things are dark and not terribly politically-focused, sorry.
>>29489939I'm sorry, I didn't mean lighthearted like the story runs on hopes and dr-er, that the world isn't crap. I meant more along the lines of, maybe, kind of funny?
>>29489793Thanks for the service!
>>29489976That's pretty subjective. There are a couple of NECO writeups that are somewhat more lighthearted, but Wendy Cooldown stuff is almost all kind of black humor and snark, when it isn't being crazy and serious.
>>29489976Some of Wendy Touchdown's are funny. Like the game night one.
>>29490025So dark humor has already been covered.
>>29490042Arguably, yeah. If something is funny it's funny, though, so I wouldn't say it's something that is COVERED, exactly. There's really not much light slapstick kind of stuff, though.
>>29490025Speaking of did you go home and change / replace your underwear after you saw Kharn in that barrier? I heard she had that effect on most
>>29490068Oi cat, why don't you have anything on Risa up yet? I know you have files all over the place did you forget her or something?
>>29490068I've been toying around with the idea of mundane magical girls going about their daily rounds and getting up to stupid shenanigans, but nothing concrete yet.
>>29490119You mean like Azumanga daioh style but in Canada?
>>29490136Pretty much. Azucanada.
>>29490115who's kumatoraOh, wait. Erm.Yuu's not up either, I haven't been covering GW spirits! Maybe I should remedy that.
>>29490115We never got Kumatora's profile either
>>29490165I'm not really sure that's your manor?
>>29490165But that would imply they're actual characters as opposed to hallucinations of our desperate mind! How would NECO even get an interview..
>>29490231Well, I'm assuming in most cases they'd be archive profiles of now-deceased MGs
>>29490165Man you have been slacking off lately, you can only pull the "thrown in a trunk fearing for my life made me forget my job" card so many times before it gets old you know that could be more than just a joke though what if Kumatora is actually a projection or something else non meguca can't see? Could she have a don't see me field from her wish that she doesn't know about
>>29490231There are already snapshot profiles of current magical girls during periods in flashbacks (including Malal, who is very dead).That, and the profiles are a pseudo-meta way to give players more insight and information on characters, so a little bit of the logic behind them is handwaved from time to time.
>>29490157But that's what I wanted to do!Though you're probably the better writer, so I'll concede this to you.
>>29490294>who is very deadWHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER, HOMURA
>>29490331LOOK DO YOU WANT ME TO CONTRACT OR NOT GOD DAMN
>>29490364YOU SHOULD HAVE...DONE...WHATEVER IT TOOK.NO MATTER THE CONSEQUENCES.