I'm Elena Camellia di Marconetti, and I'm eight years old!I'm also the um... what number was it... oh yeah- the FIFTH Princess of the Kingdom of Marconetti! I spend most of the time playing with my bunny Inaba and hanging out with my bodyguard Andreas......but today, my sister's friend Reinhold is gonna fight in a duel with some crazy weirdo from Granache with a girl's name! Uncle Gregory doesn't seem to like that guy much, but he did say that he's no slouch.But Reinhold was able to beat Mr. Takamaru so I'm sure he's gonna win. And I just KNOW that Luciana's planning on getting Papa to let her marry him once he shows off how cool he is to the entire country... dunno how well that'll go, but I know I wouldn't complain about getting an actual cool brother who isn't Alberto.
After waking up at he crack of dawn like I usually do since I don't have to worry about other people bugging me then, I do my morning pushups so I can build up my arm strength like Karel said I should.I hate pushups.After I do A HUNDRED OF THEM, I take a bath and get dressed before checking on Inaba. Looks like she's up too.>play with the bunny>say hi and then go outside>do more exercises
>>29544563>Say hi and do more exercises outside
Rolled 15>>29544563>>say hi and then BRING BUNNY go outsideELANNNNA
>>29544563>arm strength>100 push upsAhahahahahaha
>>29544563>play with the bunny
>>29544563Play with bunny, hold bunny in your arms while doing SQUATS for your legs.
>>29544563>do more exercises
>So hype>SOOO HYPE>>29544563>play with the bunny
>>29544563>>do more exercisesHA HA TIME TO GET SWOLE
>>29544563>be 8>hate pushups>do A HUNDRED OF THEMDamn, Elena don't play.>play with the bunnyToday's a big day, which means there's probably not going to be as much time to play with Inaba later.Gotta compensate now.
>>29544675...Swolita...I am a terrible human being for making that joke
>>29544675
>>29544563> Eight year old> Hundred push upsHoly fucking shit.
>>29544563dear god i'm training for the navy and the loli could kick my ass
>>29544563>>do more exercisesI sure do hope that Lucy doesn't PUBLICLY announce her intent to marry Rein.That would put him in a rather unpleasant situation.
>>29544541>...but today, my sister's friend Reinhold is gonna fight in a duel with some crazy weirdo from Granache with a girl's name!Tell it like it is!
>>29544759more relevant version
>writing
>>29544563>After I do A HUNDRED OF THEMHoly shit Arch what are they feeding kids in Marconetti.
>>29544563>8 years old>Doing a hundred pushupsJesus christ whatThis kid is going to be like, the fucking best swordie, and I don't think there's a single thing Celestino will be able to do to stop her.
>>29544921pure cocain
>>29544541Hey Arch, does Reinhold get better with every duel?>play with the bunny
>>29544563>do more exercisesHow do you expect to become a master swordie if you can't do pushups? GET BIG
>>29544921It's possible she's just exaggerating. She's 8.
>>29544541>>29544563oh god i used my little sister voice while reading all this..uhm..>play with the bunny
>>29544854>Reinhold wins duel>Luci takes the stage>Publicly asks Celestino to consider it>[Sylvie intensifies]And so, Marconetti and Granache went to war.
>>29545007>Reinhold causes more deaths than Helena of Troy
>>29545007dang and you KNOW that Lucianna would do something like that. God dammit, why were you assholes so nice to her and pushed absolutely all of her "My Savior Knight" buttons?
>>29544563>>say hi and then go outside>>do more exercisesJog.>>29545073>"My Savior Knight" buttons?Not many buttons there when there is only One.
>>29545073Because /tg/ is easily manipulable. She baits us and they take it.
>>29545073I dunno manThe stars aligned and we just kept hitting those Luci flags at the ball.I'm not complaining. I'm a Luci fan.
>>29545040>Forced to flee Marconnetti after Luciana's death at Sylvie's hands>Live for a time in Krassato with a friend>Eventually hanged by a mob of angry men for stealing their wive's hearts.>Krassato creates a shrine at the tree from which Reinhold was hung from.
>>29544563>>say hi and then go outsideWait i thought Elena met Monique and his brother.?
My arms hurt.But Inaba wants to come out and I feel kind of bad for not doing anything with her yesterday so I suck up the pain and pick her up from the little section that Papa made for her in the corner of my room.When I pick her up, she makes happy bunny sounds and licks my hands so I guess she's not mad at me!Yay!After petting her a few times, I place her back on the ground and crouch down. Knowing what I'm about to do, Inaba runs in a circle a few times before looking at me, her nose all scrunched up...MY BUNNY IS SO CUTE!Getting down on all fours, I slap my hands down on the floor and jump towards Inaba, doing my best dragon roar!>[1/?]
>>29545073Because most people assume we're leaving after the ball and duel are over, and we'll see her sparsely if ever after that.
>>29544563>do more exercise (covertly)>time to chase Inaba around the castle for an hour - up and down /all/ the stairs!Also, we need to bring Elena back to Granache for a cultural exchange or something and train her into The Best Swordie Evar!
>>29544958I doubt so, since she has been honest with everything thus far.>loli does 100 push ups daily>Can barely pass paramedic physical training.Loli would kick my ass with ease
>>29545113>>Live for a time in Krassato with a friend>krassato>not kinsenand we all know the friend would be matthias
>>29545149Proportional strength though, she has to lift much less than you do.
so how many pushups can Reinhold do?because if the little girl can do more we should just give up now
>>29544563>Play with the bunny
>>29545129>Yay!Cute. So cute.
>>29545149I saw a 6 year old do 30 pull ups on a pull up bar.It made every guy after and before him seem like a little bitch.They just have less wait to handle.
>>29545140or just get grandma to visit the castle to train her every day. let celestino try to stop her
>>29545149>Reinhold was the same age as her when he got his sword8 year olds are OP in this setting.Pls nerf.
>>29545186Reinhold is supposed to be kind of retard strong, I think.I mean, not on the same level as Volker, but strong enough to effectively use Volker's fucked-up style.
>>29545073I love war
>>29545186i think rein measures his pushups by the hour, not by the number
>>29545186He was in the army, so likely many. Also the world is full of weird shit and the average soldier probably doesn't have magic as a crutch, so they'd likely train their physical strength to peak.
>>29545224in history, kids that old WAS working in a job or getting trained to fight. man we have been nerfed!
>>29545250We all love war anon.
>>29545129Not sure what the most adorable part of this is, but the dark horse contender is >and pick her up from the little section that Papa made for her in the corner of my room.just for the mental image of Celestino carefully assembling a little hutch in the corner while Elena jumps up and down on her bed, going on and on about how excited she is to be getting a bunny.
>>29545322
>>29545346Knowing the paranoid old fucker, the bunny is a familiar that would guard her the second she is in danger.
>>29545168>>29545219True, but it takes a crapload of motivation and discipline to regularly train and upkeep your workout routine.Needless to say, my CO was less than happy about my reasoning.
>>29545186rein does 100 of these
>>29545322I would totally wear one of those.
My thoughts on the duel.
>>29545107while I think Marie is the better choice, Lucy is fine too. But you know that we are going to keep playing the indecisive idiot till we end up with Marie anyway. Damn I feel sorry for Lucianna
>>29545468I would wear it and then follow people home at night.Maybe stand on their lawn staring into their windows for about five minutes. Then just leave, and never bother them again.It'd give them a hell of a random encounter to post about on /tg/.
>>29545539worse than pyramid head
>>29545129>[2/2]"Graah I'm gonna getcha!!!" I shout as I lunge right at her, but she leaps right through my arms before I can pull them shut.I quickly do a 180 to face her again, but it looks like she's backed up a lot in the little time it took for me to do that... and then she races right at me, running in that weird zigzag way she does when she's trying to mess with me. But I'm used to it so I don't fall for her tricks, instead leaping towards where I know she's gonna be.And it works, she's right there! Or rather, she -was- there, jumping sideways (I never saw her do that before) right before I land and the headbutting me right when I hit the floor.Inaba, you're such a dummy. I'm like ten times bigger than you.The recoil sends her bouncing back a little bit, dazing her just long enough for me to catch her! Haha, I win this time!"You're faster than me, but it was dumb of you to try and go on the offensive," I say to Inaba as I scratch behind her ears. "You oughta know that I'm too big for you to move."And then she starts making a weird honking sound like she's trying to argue with me. Papa says that bunnies aren't as smart as doggies are, but I dunno. Inaba seems to understand what I'm saying just fine.After putting her back on the floor, I think about what I'm gonna do next......and then I notice on the floor... ...what is that?"AAGH INABA YOU POOPED ON MY FLOOR AGAIN!" I shout, ompletely grossed out that she's actually do that! "You know that you're supposed to poop in your sandbox, what the heck!?">she's my bunny so I should clean up after her myself>go get a maid to do it, that's what we have them for
>>29545620>she's my bunny so I should clean up after her myself
>>29545620> get the maidprincesses don't touch poop
>>29545620>she's my bunny so I should clean up after her myselfRESPONSIBILITY
>>29545129>When I pick her up, she makes happy bunny soundsHappy bunnies don't make sounds.
>>29545620>>she's my bunny so I should clean up after her myselfWell it looks like Inaba is a Familiar.
>>29545620>>she's my bunny so I should clean up after her myselfElana is a good girl
>>29545620>she's my bunny so I should clean up after her myselfIf you don't take care of your pets personally you don't deserve to have them.
>>29545620>>she's my bunny so I should clean up after her myselfalso, can we get elena a tom cat, i want http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsWgrf3XLKQto happen
>>29545620>makes "happy noises">engages in aggressive play>honksThis is not a rabbit.
>>29545620>Clean up after InabaOP, is polymorph (rabbit) a thing in this setting?
>>29545660which is why i believe its a magical bunny.that transforms into a fucking bear when ever Elena is in mortal danger.
>>29545691What could it be?
>>29545692People can't turn into bunnies. That's just silly.
>>29545691It totally is, it told Elana it was! Also said it's name is Mogget, but she didn't like that name
>>29545691>poops on the floorSounds like one to me.
>>29545660magic bunny duh
Calling it now, the rabbit is some kind of familiar capable of crushing ribs ans bones to powder with a hop and kick
>>29545728>PeopleSo humans can't turn into bunnies, but this is a world where there are many more different types of sentient beings.
>>29545728They can't?
>>29545620>go get a maid to do it, that's what we have them for
>>29545754Maybe it's a half dragon rabbit and this is just its rabbit form.
>>29545693> Bear> Not OwlbearGet out.
>>29545728> what defines a personNow entering /pol/
>>29545728Interesting as I'd didn't say anything about 'people'. You've given me much to think on, Arch.
>>29545754it's vorpal
>>29545806>OwlbearToo smart and magical for this setting.
>>29545801Or its the killer rabbit
>>29545809A PATHETIC LITTLE MOUNT OF NON-GENDERED MYSTERIES
>>29545728>>29545764People can't turn into bunnies. but can bunnies turn into people? Foxes and cats can...
Do actual rabbits hop sideways?
>>29545824This is the setting that has dragons and goddamn wizards yes?Holy shit dude, what are you smoking?
all these comments and arguments.... ...we aren't going to see a duel today are we?
>>29545846>but can bunnies turn into people?spirit ascension. it's an ascended bunny. now what's it's element
>>29545850Yep. Anything four legged and small can, really.
>>29545825I think this is relevanthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
>>29545846>reproduction rate of a rabbit>libido of a rabbit>can turn humanThat's actually pretty terrifying.>>29545877AHAHAAH!
Aw man, this is so nasty...Really annoyed by this, I sit down on my bed as I try to figure out what I'm gonna do about this GROSSNESS. And then Inaba jumps up on my bed right next to me and starts nuzzling my leg."Cut it out, I'm mad at you," I say to Inaba. "And get off my bed, I don't want you pooping here too."I know she knows what I'm saying, since she then hops back down onto the floor and scurries towards her little area of my room, almost like she's sad that I scolded her.YES I'M MAD, YOU POOPED ALL OVER MY FLOOR!But she is -my- bunny, and it wouldn't exactly be fair to make some maid clean up after her... as much as I DO NOT WANT TO CLEAN UP POOP.>[1/?]
>>29545877no, arch isn't at his own house and rein hasn't even visited granny and toured her collection of SWORD
>>29545877We were never going to.
so arch how many pushups can reinhold do?
>>29545916>[2/2]"This is so freaking nasty..." I mumble to myself as I grab a handkerchief and start picking up the little pieces of bunny poop.Though it's gross and gross and NASTY, I get all of it up and then wash the spots where she pooped with a rag that I tore off of a dress that I'm to big to wear anymore.After a while, I'm pretty sure I've done a good enough job. And then I feel something bumping against my foot."...what do you want?" I say as I turn to Inaba... who drops some hay next to my foot like she's trying to say sorry.>forgive bunny>NO I'M STILL MAD
>>29545919Arch is so dedicated. He's mah waifu :3c
>>29545877>thinking this whole quest isn't a giant cock tease.I'm going to laugh my ass off if this Elena interlude is immediately followed by a Rana interlude
>>29546115>>forgive bunnyThats no fucking bunny.
>>29546115>>forgive bunnyBunny is magical, and we must keep the bunny happy.
>>29546115>forgive bunnyWho can stay mad at something so small and cute?
>>29546115>>forgive bunnyJust don't do it again.
>>29546115>NO I'M STILL MAD
>>29546115>forgive bunny that totally isn't some strange kind of demon or angel or shapeshifter or other supernatural entity
>>29546115>forgive bunnyOr it will kill her while she sleeps.
>>29546115>forgive Bunnyit is some kind of wizard there for we must not make it angery with us
>a rag that I tore off of a dress that I'm to big to wear anymore.Jesus, someone introduce this girl to proper rags. She's vandalizing expensive as fuck dresses.
>>29546115>begrudgingly forgive bunnyBut come on, you wouldn't be happy if someone else pooped in YOUR house, Inaba.
Oh my god.This is a million times better than whatever boring stuff Reinhold was going to do today. Every thread should be Elena thread.
>>29546243Next time she does it, Elena should poop in her house and make a maid clean it up.
>>29546207She was born rich as fuck. Combined with the fact she's a kid and she probably has no concept of what things cost.
>>29546249>Every thread should be Elena thread.but then how will we know what rana, nico, and melon talked about last night?
>>29546115>forgive bunny
>>29546249> stop helping Reinhold he become a master of sword and magic while having a harem and ruling the world
>>29546289They talked about Reinhold.
>>29546289Elena is a goddamn ninja princess in training, she'll eavesdrop on them, that's how.
>>29546115>forgive bunnybut don't do that again.
>>29546115Rabbit owner here:Rabbit poop is drier than cocoa puffs.A rabbit pooping on your bed would be less messy than spilling a bowl of cocoa puffs on your bed.If your rabbit is making a mess with its poops, see a vet immediately.What I'm saying is>forgive money, take to vet
>>29546304>having a haremThis won't happen.
>>29546319He probably came up, what with the upcoming duel, but I don't really imagine he was the main topic. It's not like it was Sylvie and Luciana.
>>29546333basic hygiene says you wash the spot that was pooped on, no matter how dry the poop is
>>29546333Thats the thing.Its not a bunny
>>29546333Rabbits also don't honk.
>>29546333She washed where the poop landed because it's EW NASTY POOP, not because it's wet or anything.>writing
>>29546352that was a joke anon
>>29546333>wet poop>makes noises>agressive>clear emotion>obviously recognizes and responds to human speech patterns, if not the words>still implying is bunny
if its poop isn't wet why does it poop in a sandbox
>>29546441Clearly it's a chinchilla in disguise.
>>29546411The closest I've heard is this dry cough, different from the "predator right the fuck there" growl.
>8 year old supergirls doing 100 pushups>weird bunny creature acting like it's peopleWe Cannabis Quest tonight
"...whatever, just don't do it again," I say to Inaba as I pick up the hay and place it on my dresser. "Now c'mon, let's head outside."Like the second I kneel down to reach for Inaba, she jumps into my arms. Stupid bunny, I can't stay mad at her..."Alright, time to go do stuff!" I say to her as I head to the door, and open it.And Andreas is standing right in front of my door."Would've come in earlier, but I didn't feel like helping you clean up rabbit crap," he says, laughing.>how do you react?
>>29546576have him climb on our shoulders while we do squatsWE NEED MORE WEIGHT FOR EXERCISING!
it's clearly an earth elemental in disguise waiting to be unleashed upon any that would dare harm elena
>>29546576"Good morning Andreas! You exited for today?"
>>29546576puff cheeks
>>29546576Tell him how many push-ups you did.
>>29546576Place Inaba on his head. Climb him if necessary to do so.
>>29546576Blow a rassberry
>>29546576Just for that he has to carry the bunny.
>>29546576Pout at him. Pout as hard as we possibly can.
>>29546621Seconding this.
>>29546576Always pout cheeks.
>>29546576Blow a raspberry at him for being an unhelpful git.
>>29546576Pout
>>29546576Twerk at him.
>>29546576how did he even know? i thought these rooms were warded to fuck and backhere's more pics of inaba
>>29546576>>29546613>>29546642This.Cleaning up poop is TOTALLY GROSS, and that's totally a thing he could've guarded our body from, for sure.But not for too long; we forgave Inaba, after all, and even if Andreas isn't as adorable as she is, he definitely didn't poop on our floor or anything, so we can probably call it about even.
>>29546576PoutThen brag about push upsThen make him hold girly bunny.
>>29546683this one has both inaba and rein
>>29546736Thats Monique, Rein is Gilgamesh.
.writing
>>29546861You messed up
>>29546758monique is fate zero's lancer for obvious reasons
>>29546758That's hilariously inaccurate.
>>29546888he's on that good kush man, lay off
>>29546923Eh, had to get one last thing in before I go to sleep.
>>29546921Dense enough to fit the role.>>29546918Point taken
GUYSI just realized something. Elena has the same thing Monique does.
>>29546993 No way. She didn't open her thread with "Hey thanks for helping me out I trust you"
>>29546993A vagina?
>>29546993I WISH
>>29546993Long flowing hair and a girls name?
>>29546993Dreams of one day becoming a REAL man?
>>29546736ufotable better announce Heaven's FeelI need my Raidah
>>29546993A flat chest?
>>29547067you'll get it the same time the tsukihime people get their sacchin route
"Stupid Andreas, how did you even know that she pooped on the floor1?" I shout, pouting as hard as I possibly can."What, I could hear you yelling about it from out in the hallways," Andreas replies."Whatever..." I mumble. "...for being a jerk, you get to hold Inaba for the rest of the day," I say as I hold her out to him."Uh... sure?" Andreas replies as he gently takes her from my hands. "You know we cant bring her to the arena, right? Or did you not want to watch Reinhold's duel?""...oh yeah," I say, remembering that Inaba would probably get spooked from being around that many people. "Crap... well you're gonna hold her until we have to bring her back here, you got that?""Yes, Your Highness," Andreas replies, doing a mocking bow.He's a jerk sometimes. Still my best (human) friend, though."So, uh..." Andreas says, looking down at the bunny in his arms before turning to me. "...where exactly did you plan on heading to right now?">go say hi to Mama first>go see what Luciana's doing>ask Andreas if he could show you the way to Reinhold's grandma's house>go do something else
>>29546993Being a female swordie in a mens country?
>>29547091>go see what Luciana's doing
>>29546993But... wouldn't that mean that Rein also has the same thing Monique does? And Monique is getting steadily more crazy and Rein woaaaaaw shit.>inb4 Rein has long since snapped from childhood trauma/PTSD>slowly grows more insane as quest goes on>Thread 214: Princess Serial Killer Quest
>>29547067I hope for UBW or Fate.I do not like Heaven's Feel even though it has Rider
>>29547083and it will come with the samurai jack movie as well
>>29546978>Dense enough to fit the role.The fuck you talking about? Shirou was dense, not Gil, and Monique isn't anywhere near that level.
Rolled 19>>29547091>>ask Andreas if he could show you the way to Reinhold's grandma's houseSWORD WOMAN
>>29547083so when Fate/Extra CCC gets translated
>>29547091>>go see what Luciana's doing
>>29547091>ask Andreas if he could show you the way to Reinhold's grandma's house
>>29547125Anon, I believe "Swordie!" is a gender neutral term.
>>29547091>>ask Andreas if he could show you the way to Reinhold's grandma's house>>go do something elseLook for pretty boy.
>>29547083Tsukihime remake confirmed for Sacchn route.
>>29547091Go bother luciIt is our duty as a younger sibling
>>29547091wait was she there when rein said he was going to visit agnes? cause if so i want her to try to get rein to let her sneak along
>>29547091>ask Andreas if he could show you the way to Reinhold's grandma's houseTime for more best grandma.
Someone should make a 1d4chan article for this shit.
Rolled 10>>29547146Emphasis on woman because it means elana can be one too
Finally heading home now, I'll close voting when I get back.
>>29547150been confirmed for like 3 years, still no new word
>>29547174Neo-/tg/ doesn't know how.
>>29547091>>ask Andreas if he could show you the way to Reinhold's grandma's house
>>29547174Do we usually do that for quests? Besides, we already have the pastebin.
>>29547174Why?
>>29547238That's what the Quest namespace is there for.
>>29544541Link to the archive?
>>29547091>>ask Andreas if he could show you the way to Reinhold's grandma's houseElena, Luciana is SLEEPING right now. Like everyone else who isn't as awesome as you.
>>29547261Well, pastebins don't have formatting or tables of contents. And a wiki page could be maintained by anyone, not just archelon.
Rolled 4>>29547091>>ask Andreas if he could show you the way to Reinhold's grandma's house
>>29547317http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Princess%20Guard%20Questhttps://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/archelon/type/op/order/asc/
>>29547214More like five-and-a-half. I doubt it'll ever see the light of day, really, despite how much I want Sacchin to get a good end.
>>29547380Thanks man.
>>29547349Then we should wake her up...Where did we leave that trumpet...
>>29547358That's what I'm afraid of. Haters who would sabotage it and people who would want to push their interpretation of a particular character.
>>29547432>people who would want to push their interpretation of a particular characterLiterally worse than wizard-Hitler.
>>29547456technically here it's blacksmith hitler.
I am home, and now I am>writing
>>29547215not quite so. they made a 1d4chan page for A.I. quest not too long ago.
>>29547432>Haters who would sabotage itThis is /tg/.
>>29547527Your point?
"Umm... how about you show me the way to Reinhold's grandma's house!" I say, putting on my best grin. "Reinhold said that he was gonna go visit her before the duel, so I wanted to come along too."Andreas stares at me.And sighs."I know that I spoil you WAY more than I should," Andreas says, sighing, "but do you honestly think that I'd do that after the Queen specifically said that you couldn't go there today?"Crap, I thought he forgot about that."C'mon, it'd be fuuuuuuuuun!" I say, tugging on his shirt. "And you know that you want to go too...""What I want is to not get fired for going directly against a royal decree," Andreas replies. "Maybe we can go there tomorrow, but your mother said that today was a family thing for Reinhold and Agnes.""Boo!" I groan, puffing out my cheeks.He kind of sucks sometimes.Well, that plan failed... what should I do instead?
>>29547863Visit big sis, help her make those "Go Reinhold" signs
>>29547863Push up contest.Say he has to do 100 first to catch up to what we already did.
>>29547704this is /tg/ not /a/. if it wasn't for the waifus, it could be done with much less chance of sabotage being done to the page.
>>29547863>go see what Luciana's doing
Rolled 11>>29547863>>go do something elseGo and disturb Reinhold
>>29547863Go find Reinhold. If it's okay with him you can go and he's a nice guy.
>>29547863Luciana. Who cares about Mama?>>29547909/qtg/ hates us.
>>29547863>>29547902This seems good.I think I would've been in favor of visiting our mother first before, but maybe now that our sneaky plot to visit Best Not-Grandma has gone off the rails, we'd prefer to avoid a situation where it might slip that we tried to get Andreas to sneak us out anyway.
>>29547955This.
>>29547962/qtg/ hates everyone.
>>29547863Go bug Luciana, maybe she can sneak you outta here.
>>29547955my vote here
>>29547863Find Luciana!
>>29547955That would probably work.
>>29547863go see big sis Luciana is doing then.
>>29547995I can see Elena's argument now: "Luciana wouldn't it be nice if you could wish Reinhold luck before his match? Mom wouldn't let you near him during the dance. If only there was a place we could see him without mom finding out."
>>29548115I don't know if Elena is devious enough for this.
"You're just mad because I can do more pushups than you," I mumble."Oh?" Andreas laughs. "A delicate little princess like you can actually do more than one?""I'm pretty, but I'm NOT delicate," I say, scowling at him. "I'll have you know that I did A HUNDRED of them just this morning!"Ha, let's see him beat that."Yeah right, more like -ten-," he says, smirking at me. "You really should learn how to count.""I DID do more than ten, you big jerk!" I say back....crap, maybe it wasn't exactly a HUNDRED but it was still a lot!And way more than ten!"Yeah, yeah," Andreas says, smiling in the same way Mama does when she thinks I'm being stupid. "So where are we going?""Umm... let's go bug Luciana!" I say, remembering that she might be able to get me over there."You know she doesn't like it when you try and tag along... but whatever, let's go.">[1/?]
I really, REALLY hope we stay with this perspective and don't actually play as either Reinhold or Monique during the duelWatching a pitched battle from the sidelines would be far more entertaining than doing our usual dueling routine, in which we roll three twenties and sweep the opponent or roll five 1s and get our ass handed to us
>>29548153Y'know...I don't think any of us really considered that Elena can't count very well.
>>29548153 finally a sign they since the child who had trouble remembering how many older siblings she possesses. in fact has trouble counting
Rolled 15>>29548153>...crap, maybe it wasn't exactly a HUNDRED but it was still a lot!I am laughing my fucking ass off
>>29548168We could play someone interfering with the duel and roll 20's to fuck Reinhold over and assassinate the audience.
>>29548180I did. But someone told me it was stupid to think an 8 year old would exaggerate.
>>29548180Yes we did.
>>29548168I kind of do too, mostly because I want to hear the snide remarks that everyone makes while the duel is going on instead of just monique swearing at us.
>>29548153She's 8 and she can'r count to 100 correctly? Is she retarded?
>>29548180Remember that this is a little girl's viewpoint of everything that's going on around her.
>>29548180Yes we did.>>29548168>implying it won't be evenly matched to the very end.
>>29548217It should be way more detailed, Elena doesn't miss details in her environment
>>29548220>>implying it won't be evenly matched to the very end.It won't be if we play as him. Because we'd rely on /tg/ dice. And when you play the game of /tg/ dice you either win spectacularly, or you miserably die. There is no middle ground.
>>29548215mental coordination alongside the physical activity can easily mess up.she could keep counting at the speed she was counting to begin with, despite slowing down a lot.or almost subconsciously skip numbers
>>29548215Bruh you count to 100 while doing pushups
fuck you guys it was a hundred pushups and that is final
>>29548215>I'm also the um... what number was it... oh yeah- the FIFTH Princess of the Kingdom of Marconetti!She may just have some trouble with numbers.
>>29548168That would actually be something I would like. I want to hear what goes through Elena's head as she watches us.
I still want to know how many pushups reinhold can do
>>29548293You tell em Elena, you tell em.
Rolled 75>>29548310This many.
>>29548310100 pushups, 100 sit ups, and 10km running every day.
>>29548309Don't worry. Elena will cheer loud enough that we'll hear her while fighting.
>>29548336You forgot the 100 squats.
>>29548215when i was 8 i could easily count to 100, that does not mean i did not exaggerate having a 50 pound cat
>>29548310All of them. He's so good that he has to restrain himself otherwise there wouldn't be any left for the future generations.
>>29548338Plus the after-battle reenactment by her and Gregory.
>>29548310all of them
>>29548351Reinhold doesn't go to /fit/ so he doesn't know about squats.
>>29548362in front of Monique while he lies in the bed with a full body castbeside him Archer will be painting another painting on how badly Monique got served while Reinhold tries to bring him his swordbefore tripping and breaking it on the ground
>>29548351No, he didn't...
>>29548379Stop feeding him pancakes. We need to Get Rein some steel cut oats.
>>29548153>[2/2]Humming a happy song, I lead Andreas down the hall as he carries Inaba in his arms.I kind of hope she poops on him, that'd serve him right.Her room's just down the hall so it's not like it takes us all that long to get there, and then I knock on her door.KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK"Elena, that's enough!" Andreas whisper-shouts. "She'll get pissed if you keep beating on her door like that!""Alright," I reply, letting my hands drop to my sides as I wait for her to come to the door.waitwaitwaitwait"You know, you don't have to actually SAY the word when you do it..." Andreas sighs.And before I can reply, the door opens and Luciana shows herself. And naturally, she's dressed since I KNOW she's planning on seeing Reinhold as early as she can before he leaves for his grandma's house."...I knew it was you, Elena," Luciana replies, rolling her eyes. "You're lucky I was already awake, ir I'd smack you for making so much noise.">how do you respond?
>>29548415Tackle hug.
she actually said wait out loudthis is the cutest thing
>>29548415> I knew you were awake I could you practicing what to say to Reinhold
>>29548415"Not lucky! I knew you'd be awake because you wanna go see Reinhold before he leaves!"Big shit eating grin
>>29548415... Is reinhold my new brother?
>>29548451This.
>>29548431>*most autistic thingSeriously, she's going to be the next Monique.
>>29548415try to get her to take us with her to see rein, that way we can convince him to let us go with him to see agnes. it's fine as long as he says it's okay
>>29548427Second
Rolled 14>>29548457Ha.HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>>29548415>"You know, you don't have to actually SAY the word when you do it..." Andreas sighs.oh my fucking god I love you archelontackle hug"ANDREAS DIDN'T HELP ME CLEAN UP THE POO EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW HE WAS JUST HIDING BEHIND THE DOOR"
>>29548451>>29548473These.
>>29548415so did she say "wait" or did she say "knock"
>>29548451This works.
>>29548451oooooooh sick burn
>>29548513Why not both.jpg
>>29548513She said "wait"She beat on the door like it owed her money.
>>29548513yes
>>29548415either >>29548427or>>29548457i'll take as i go get more popcorn
>>29548539Elena beat that door like nicolette beats melanie!
>>29548539Not Elena's/archelon's first protection racket.
>>29548604>Implying Melanie totally isn't ridiculously dominant in the sack.If they get together, Nicolette's going to slip up and call her Mistress in front of Rein. The spaghetti will be immense
>>29548616Archelon's deal is more tricking naive Anons out of their money.He's just more patient than most con artists.
>>29548539loli loanshark quest when?
>>29548624nah...I prefer the wife/husband beater Nicolette narrative.
>>29548624>If they get together, Nicolette's going to slip up and call her Mistress in front of Rein.God damn. I never knew I wanted something to badly until this moment.The reactions would be legendary.
>>29548539she keeps her pimp strong
>>29548657nah, archelon's just an octopus. he's got his tentacles in every pie.idol protection racketsidol extortion racketsidol idol racketsidol racket racketsracket rackets.eroge racketshot glue racketsSo many rackets you can't walk without hitting your ballsack.
>>29548624Never knew I wanted that to happen until now, but arche, can we make this a thing?
>>29548667dang it PIMP HAND STRONG
>>29548667probably the worst place to forget a word.
>>29548685>turtletopusI never knew I wanted this.
>>29548747Wellisn't that justI don't even know, man.
"Not lucky..." I say, smiling as wiiiiiiiidely as I can manage. "...I knew you'd be awake 'cuz you wanna go see Reinhold before he leaves!"GOTCHA."And so what if I do?" Luciana replies, crossing her arms. "After I get done with some reading, I was going to go over there and offer to take Marianne and Reinhold to his great-grandmother's house by carriage... what's it to you?""Ummmmmmmmmm..." I mumble, "...can I come?""Elena!" Andreas shouts."Forget him," I say, turning my nose up in the air like ladies do when they're annoyed, "can I come too?""No," Luciana says."C'mon, I won't get in the way or anythiiiiing...""NO," Luciana says as she flicks me on the forehead.Jerk..."I'm trying not to limit how pushy I am, and bringing you along would run completely counter to that," Luciana lectures. "I myself am only planning on escorting them there... unless he asks me to come along," she says, looking to the side like she's plotting something.>[1/?]
>>29548768That's why you need your pushups, Anon. Otherwise you'll end up with tentacle arms.Same goes for fapping.The real question is: Who would win in a fight? A guy with tentacle-arms or a guy with sword-arms?
>>29548795Stupid Luciana, she doesnt realize that Elena could be the key to winning the Reinhold.
>>29548795Sounds like you're just being pushy in a different way and trying to get your sister out of the way, Luci.
Rolled 19>>29548795>"I myself am only planning on escorting them there... unless he asks me to come along," she says, looking to the side like she's plotting something.GOD DAMN, she a fucking predator.There is hardly any chance of Rein not asking her to come along.
>>29548808 strange there is another quest thread running right now where tentical arms is something going on
>>29548808swordcan't grapple a guy made out of swords
>>29548795>"I myself am only planning on escorting them there... unless he asks me to come along," she says, looking to the side like she's plotting something.That...really isn't any better.
>>29548833didn't we also promise to stop by sylvie's room? we may be able to get both of them to come and watch the blood bath
>>29548795>I'm trying not to limit how pushy I amTHERE IS NO LIMIT. SHE IS GOING TO BE SO PUSHY.PUSHIER THAN 30 SUMO WRESTLERS TRYING TO RING-OUT A BULLDOZER
>>29548868WHY MUST YOU EXPOSE MY MISTAKES
>>29548795Never stop pushing.
>>29548795Luci is slowing pulling ahead of Nico as my #1 girl, dat conniving.
>>29548842You just need to roll high.>>29548868Luciana's pushiness is the reason behind continental drift.
>>29548902scheming girls always give me a hard on
>>29548878i dunno, it IS Luciana. IT was probably a Freudian slip
>>29548903Luciana's pushiness is responsible for the phenomenon of dark energy.
>>29548902She's just the best other than Marianne.Both princesses are the best.
>>29548709yeahfirst it misses a wordand now my laptop keeps freezing
>>29548946Anything Lucie can do, Marianne can do better.
>>29548988Try defragmenting and running disk cleanup on your temp files.
>>29548795"Looks like your evil plan's been foiled," Andreas says, smirking like Uncle Gregory does. "And good morning, Princess Luciana.""Good morning, Sir Andreas," Luciana replies. "Now if you don't mind, I'd like to finish reading this before I go..."As she moves to close her door, I put my foot in the way."Y'know, I'm sure that Reinhold would like you more if he saw you being nice to your adorable little sister..." I say, trying to appeal to her in... intele... whatever. I'm trying to say it in a way she'd agree with."Or maybe he'd think that I'm already trying to force my family on him," Luciana replies, kicking my foot out of the way. "Now get lost before I cast Null Sphere on you and boot you down the hallway.""Oh yeah?" I say, crossing my arms. "I'll just cast Fragment Blader and pop your stupid bubble!"I don't actually -know- that spell, but it's not like she knows that."Oh?" Luciana says, smiling a spooky smile. "You know -Fragment Blader-? I'm sure Father would just loooooooove to hear that you're even learning magic spells that run counter to his wishes..."CRAAAAAAAAAAP, MY OWN LIE HAS BEEN TURNED AGAINST ME!>[2/?]
>>29549001Can Marianne not be boring?
>>29549036From what we saw of her and her father, yes. Yes she can.
>>29549036Yes she can.
>>29549036when we roll 1s
>>29548624I support this wholeheartedly. Pls arch?
>>29549033>I'm sure Father would just loooooooove to hear that you're even learning magic spells that run counter to his wishes..."says the girl with a secret stash of grimoirs
>>29549033CRAZY IVAN LITTLE ONE!
>>29549093but does the 8 year old know of them?
>>29549093yes...secret.You said it yourself.
>>29549033>playing mind games with LuciannaTHIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE YOURSELF
>>29549017whats disk clean up?
Song that will play when one of the girls get Reinhold:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMzZ_KCp_EWhile Sylvie watch.
>>29549153Speaking of which, I want to bring up this question again. Someone suggested this a while back, but have you considered posting music to set the tone of the post, and will it come up later?Asking since a fight is coming up and the original idea was for during fights.
>>29549153then this starts playing in G major, and the walls begin to bleedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls
>>29549153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa1Vh61aj0I
>>29549033>[3/3]"W- well I'm sure Papa would be happy to hear about how you had Mr. Takamaru running around last night doing stuff for you after the party..." I reply, forced to use my secret weapon."Wh-" she staggers back like I just punched her. "How did you-""I know looooooots of things..." I say, rocking back and forth on my heels. "Now maybe you'd like to reconsider..."I smile and smile and SMILE at my big sister as she clenches her teeth together, shaking her fist like she wants to punch me. But just before it looks like she's about to break down, she starts laughing to herself and then smiles at me.It's kind of creepy."Go ahead and tell him, I had intended to do the same thing myself," Luciana says, crossing her arms like she's won. "Now if you'd quit wasting my time...""LUCIANA YOU SUCK!" I shout as she closes the door in my face.Stupid jerk. I thought I'd finally beat her!"Graaaaaaaaaaaaah!" I roar as I shake my fists into the air. "STUPID LUCIANA I HOPE YOU GO BALD!">say hi to mama>say hi to someone else>[OTHER]
>>29549248>>say hi to mama
>>29549248NO don't give up! Picket Luciana's room!
>>29549248>say hi to mama
>>29549248>[OTHER]GO TELL DADDY ABOUT TAKAMARU! CALL THAT BLUFF
>>29549248Say hi to Reinholdskip the middle man
>>29549248Does Marconetti have a head maid?Say hi to them.
>>29549248camp outside Luciana's room and force her to take you with her
>>29549248>go find Reinhold and tell him about mean LucianaMaximum drama, and talking to Reinhold as another character
>>29549248Call Lucianas bluff
Rolled 9>>29549248>>[OTHER]FIND. REINHOLLLLLD.
>>29549285This
>>29549248Talk to Reinhold
>>29549248Luciana won't dare be mean to you in front of Reinhold!
>>29549285>>29549294>>29549301>>29549307This.
>>29549248>>say hi to someone elserein, i want to see his reaction when we aren't telling him what to say. or i want to see a conversation where both sides are us
>>29549276>>29549295This. Call her bluff.
>>29549248Just say hi to Reinhold yourself.It will be interesting to see how he reacts without our prompting.
>>29549248>Say hi to Reinholdlooks like swordswordsword isn't just for the MC anymore
>>29549248>say hi to someone elseSylvie. Two can play at the game of visiting Grandmother, Luciana may be clever but we are ruthless. Trick the glasses into drawing Luciana's attention whilst we visit Reinhold. I suggest we make mention that Luciana is planning to slip in with Rein and Marie during their visit, she should go to Luciana to suggest against it (as a good girl would) and we persuade reinhold into bringing us using our pout.
Rolled 14>COMMENCE OPERATION COCKBLOCK MEAN SISTER
>>29549248Tell Papa about Takamaru.You can't make threats and then not kill the hostage if you don't get the money.
Put Inaba on the floor and let her find Reinhold, Reinhold seeking Rabbit!
>>29549248>>[OTHER]Be more adorable.
>>29549248Go see Reinhold yourself.
>>29549322Ohhh this
>>29549248>Say hi to ReinholdIf this works, this country's going to be a princess short
>>29549248>Say hi to Reinhold.
>>29549153This is the song that will play when one of the girls get Reinhold.http://n.xxad.net/watch/sm22575706
>>29549351IMPOSSIBLE
Wow, am I the only one surprised that there's a vocal minority that seems dedicated to using Elena to screw up Luciana's chances with Reinhold? Can't tell if it's the Sylviefags or Marieshippers, but damn this is getting out of hand.
>>29549372no. This is the songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiTjaNYfQSw
>>29549400as a Lucianafag, this is EXACTLY the kind of shit my sister pulled when she was 8 and didn't get her way
>>29549400Oh shut up.Even Reinhold deserves a little girl to give head pats to. And we get to do it twice when we play as Reinhold!
>>29549400Yes. There's a vocal minority dedicated to screw up every girl's chances with Reinhold.
>>29549400Reading too much into it anon.Accusing people who are making decisions you don't personally like of attempting to ruin a 'route' is very nearly as bad as the people who actually do try to ruin them.
>>29549400for me it has nothing to do with who i want rein to end up with. it has to do with how a spoiled little girl will react when told no, especially when it's done mockingly
>>29549400You've never had a younger sibling have you?
>>29549400I'm not sure I understand. She really wants to go see Agnes and she's mad that her sister won't let her. Also kid's hold mean grudges and don't understand the consequences of their actions.
Rolled 6>>29549400Get a younger sibling
>>29549400Luciana is the one RUINING Elena's chances to go see Agnes, the bestest swordie ever. She deserves whatever Elena can dish out.
>>29549400I'm actually pro Luciana, but it's adorable and in character.
>>29549400>not playing an 8 year old as a conniving sociopath who attempts to destroy the live of their siblingsIt's like you want to do this wrong.
Pissed off Marianne telling Elena to fuck off in 3, 2, 1
>>29549599More like slightly perturbed Marianne telling Reinhold off for considering taking her along.
>>29549599Marianne's style is more passive-aggressive.
Rolled 18>>29549623And rein cannot refuse small princess. Just like he cannot not ask lucianna along.
>>29549599because she'd do that, right?
>>29549599She really doesn't get pissed off, just exasperated or irritated.
>>29549638If she answers the door at this ungodly hour? Yes. Marianne isn't a morning person.
>>29549654She gets up before us.
Stupid jerk...I'm gonna get back at her for this... while I don't wanna mess up her chances with him since I'd miss out on getting him as a brother, I -will- have some fun seeing how she reacts when she goes to his room and I'm sitting right there!Let's see her tell me I can't come along then!"Uh... what are you planning?" Andreas asks as he looks at me funny. "I've known you long enough to know that you're not about to just leave it at that.""Heh heh heh..." I say, folding my hands together like how the bad guys in plays do, "...Andreas, let's go and pay Reinhold a visit!""You really aren't letting this go, huh..." he sighs.Heck no I'm not about to let this go! I wanna go see Grandma Agnes too! She's a girl swordie and I wanna be around her as much as I can so I can get cool like she is!"Ugh..." Andreas mumbles as he pats Inaba on the head. "Your master sure is a handful, little bunny..."And then a door slams in the distance, spooking Inaba and sending her running in the opposite direction from the noise!"NO, INABA!" I shout. "Come back!">roll 1d20
Rolled 12>>29549697
Rolled 4>>29549697Go Elena go!
Rolled 16>>29549697INNNNAAAAAAABAAAAAA
>>29549599Elena just needs to steal her little sister and offer her as a bribe
On a scale of 1 to 10, how awful a mother is Marianne going to be?
Rolled 10>>29549697lead us to rein
>>29549719All signs point to her being a great mom.
>>295497191
>>29549719mari would be a good mother considering how good she is with kidsluci would use her kids as tools to seduce rein
>>29549719-5
Rolled 20>>29549719She handles kids very well, shes gonna be a great mom.
>>295497190
>>29549697Reinhold Seeking Rabbit!
>>29549719>filename
>>29549705>>29549706>>29549711>16 yup, that earth elemental berserker will head straight for tina
>>29549744the dice have spoken
>>29549744The dice gods make it so
>>29549697I like that Elena ships Luci Rein
>>29549697>can't even hold a rabbit after being ordered toget your shit together andreas>>29549780>>29549827first 3 results are used only, not the 5th
Rolled 11>>29549842Do you even read what they're quoting.
>>29549842They're saying that the 20 means she will be a great mother, not that loli princess has suddenly become spiderman.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"I take off after her, running as fast as I can!"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"Faster and faster, I push myself to my limit! While I'm not as fast as Emilio, I'm not a slouch..."BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"Jumping forward, I catch Inaba just before she's about to run into someone. Thank God!"You dumb bunny..." I say, securing her in my arms as I stand back up. "What if someone stepped on-"And then I see just who it is that she almost got stepped on by."Benedetta? H- hi!" I say, really nervous.Benedetta's my second-oldest sister, like ten years older than Giancarlo. She didn't come to the party so I didn't think she was even in town... I think I was like five the last time I saw her.>how do you react?
Rolled 13>>29549866"Ohaiyo, nee-sama."
>>29549866Long lost sister? hug time
>>29549866Shocked, obviously. Then see if she wants to pet Inaba.
Rolled 19>>29549866Be all super-polite and shit. She'll appreciate that, right?
>>29549866Hugs!
>>29549853yes, but i've been up for a while>>29549858but that was from 1-10, not 1-20
>>29549866Well, if she didn't come to the party, that means she probably just got here, obviously!Ponder how to give your older sister a hug while still holding Inaba, realize it's probably not doable, and then default to just going with the general greeting and asking her when she arrived.
>>29549891>long lost>three yearsShe was probably going to school or married or something.
>>29549866>>how do you react?is she a nice big sister? this kind of influences how we react
>>29549892Oooooh. This.
>>29549907three years is a LONG time to an 8 year old
>>29549915I don't think Elena sees her enough to know: She's a DISTANT big sister.And she's distant because all of them dislike Elena's mom.
>>29549888This
Rolled 5>>29549915Shes not.Shes from the first wife and from what luci said, they dont really care for their younger siblings.
>>29549866Jesus Christ, how many side characters will there be in this quest?
>>29549892Yeah something along these lines. Maybe an unintentionally impertinent greeting, like "what are you doing here!?!"Also the bunny's reaction will tell us if she's up to no good. We should hold the rabbit out to her for her to pet, not just ask her to pet it. If Inaba makes some kind of noise or bites her, be on guard.
>>29550028Enough to fill the next 897 threads
Rolled 18>>29549892this
>>29550028Weren't you paying attention to when Arch detailed Luciana's family tree? This sister isn't coming out of nowhere.
>>29550028All of them.
>>29550078I wasn't counting on all of them showing up while we're in Marconnetti.
>>29550099This is pretty suspicious. She wasn't at the party, and as a royal she probably would have stood out or been introduced via narrative. I'm wondering if the whole kidnapping thing isn't a nasty bit of sibling rivalry.
>>29550158Why Luciana? It doesn't make any sense that they'd target her specifically.
"Good morning, Princess Benedetta," Andreas says as he does a deep bow."U- umm..." I mummble, trying to figure out something to say, "...I got a bunny, you wanna pet her?" I ask, holding Inaba out to my big sister."Ugh, why would I ever want to touch a wild animal like that?" Benedetta says, looking at my poor bunny like she's the nastiest thing ever. "I have no idea why Father wouldn't get you a normal pet like a cat or a turtle or something..."W- what did Inaba ever do to her?"I suggest you put that thing on a leash, one might mistake it as the vermin it is and dispose of it as such," Benedetta says, crossing her arms."I- Inaba isn't a vermin!" I shout. "And she isn't an 'it,' she's a GIRL just like you and me!""Calm down, Princess..." Andreas says as he puts his hand on my shoulder."Hmph," Benedetta frowns at me. "I see that your manners haven't improved any since the last time I've seen you... that's no way to speak to your elders."I... I don't think I like her very much.I kind of want to punch her.>[1/?]
>>29550209Blood for the blood god, Elena!
>>29550209Do it do it do it do it do it.
>>29550209>I kind of want to punch herCOME ON REINHOLD, TIME TO SHINE BUD
>>29550209Well fuck you too bitchdeck her on the knee
>>29550179We don't know everything that's going on Marconetti. Also, who says that Luciana is the only one being targeted? It's equally likely that Benedetta has nothing to do with the kidnapping, but her sudden appearance, after skipping her half-brother's birthday, has set my paranoia off.
>>29550209Punch that bitch nobody insults Inaba.
>>29550209Villainy confirmed, she won't pet the rabbit. Ask her why she wasn't at the party last night, and don't be nice about it.
>>29550209Jeez, who pooped on YOUR floor?Whatever, fuck her. More bunny for the good guys.>normal pet, like a [...] turtle or something...advancing the reptilian agenda, one post at a time
Why DID Elena get Inaba?
>>29550304Why would you not get a rabbit?
>>29550304 lil girl needs her fluffy flopsey ears. same as a certain someone needs their fluffy tails
>>29550209BITCH, THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT INABA?
>>29550209Just as I start to consider casting Falling Rain on her head, someone taps her on the shoulder."And that's no way to act towards your adorable little sister, Benedetta...""Wha-" Benedetta says, jumping away from him. "G- Giancarlo! Don't do that, you scared me half to death..."Oh yeah, he's here too."What, just having a bit of fun," Giancarlo says, laughing to himself. "You're looking as pretty as ever, Bennie...""I told you not to call me that," Benedetta mumbles, glaring at him."So what's your problem with our little bunny-holding sister?" he asks. "From what I saw, she was just trying to bond a little with you, seeing as how you're one of the siblings who she's seen the least of lately.""Whatever," Benedetta says, looking at me like I'm NOTHING. "While I'm always happy to see my second-favorite younger brother, I have no wish to spend any more time than necessary with my HALF-siblings."Why's she gotta make it sound so ugly?>[2/?]
I don't know, but I would like to know what inspired the idea? She had to start wanting a rabbit from something.
>>29550348This bitch is a bitch.
>>29550348Holy shit, Giancarlo being NICE? What bizzaro world have we entered?
>>29550304>DADDY I WANT A PET>BUT OF COURSE MY DEAR.>PULL RABBIT OUT OF HAT ALA MAGIC.>Sire...was it wise to use a familiar for such a task?
>>29550348Fuck this bitch.
>>29550380Family gotta take care of family.I punch my brother in the dick all the time, but god help whoever else who isn't me that fucks with him.Nobody punched my little brother in the dick except for me.
>>29550380As far as we know he's just a sleazeball. >>29550348Say something nice to Giancarlo, then depart with Andreas and Inaba for Reinhold's room. Don't say anything to "Bennie the Cunt."
>>29550398why
>>29550384 am changing my vote from see a bunny want want want to this
Does Elena have to smack a bitch?
>Half siblings were always broest of bros>"Full" sister routinely tried to steal money from me but was obvious as hell, and hit me in the dick with a tennis racket as a "joke" SURE, SWINGING FULL FORCE WAS FUNNY FOR *HER*Nah, fuck this bitch.
>>29550384Familiar summoning is iffy, the Dragons heavily frown on it due to the chance of summoning a young dragon. I doubt Celestino would've done that.
>>29550348Fist of the Loli Star time!>one milliomThat's right, Captcha! One Million punches!
>>29550304Elena wanted a bunny.She REALLY wanted a bunny.So Celestino went and got her a fancy Eastern bunny with a fancy Eastern name.And that was the start of the legend.
>>29550457...wait eastern.... rabbit.... legend.......does this legend involve the moon perchance
>>29550457>So Celestino went and got her a fancy Eastern bunny with a fancy Eastern name.Okay now I'm convinced the king is a closet weeaboo.
>>29550457>>29550512http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hare_of_Inabahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_rabbit
>>29550348>[3/3]"No point in making unnecessary divisions, we're all the old man's kids and we should get along," Giancarlo says, spreading his arms out wide."Whatever," Benedetta replies. "I don't like -that woman- and I have no particular affection for her children.""W- wha..." I gasp. "What did Mama ever do t-""Now, now," Giancarlo cuts me off. "While I may be a bit of a cad, don't think I'll allow ANYONE to speak ill of my mother," he says, his smile turning into a frown."She's not your mother," Benedetta shouts, "She's just-""While I'm sure you might not appreciate this, she's the only mother that I've ever known," Giancarlo says. "Even though she didn't give birth to me.""How could you even-""We may have some from the same woman, but she died when I was like three months old. Now quit acting like such a bitch, I know you were raised better than that.""Why are you even here?" I ask. "You weren't at the party.""I have better things to do than go to that wimp's birthday party," Benedetta replies. "But I heard that Father announced that there would be a duel today thanks to some fight that broke out there, and I thought that I'd like to watch."Then she turns away from both of us."And now I have things to do, so goodbye... Giancarlo."Not even bothering to act like I'm even here, she quickly walks down the hall."Ugh... sorry about, that, Elena," Giancarlo says, patting me on the head and then doing the same to Inaba. "She's just kind of a jerk, don't mind it too much.">ask him why he's being so nice all of a sudden>say thanks and then get back to business>[OTHER]
>>29550518>Celestino is hiding his power levelI bet he shitposts on /a/.
>>29550518We've known he was a weeaboo since Takamaru told us he was hiring lots of Eastern people.Sucks for him that Kinsen has problems with the Humanity Front.
Rolled 5>>29550457Are you sure he got an Eastern Bunny or a Moon Bunny.>THE RABBIT IS DECULTURE
>>29550457Celestino, you Goof, At least CHEC if it's a fucking Moon rabbit!Why is it suddenly seemign more and more like Celestino is just the type to make assumptions and do things without thinking them through now?
>>29550530Thank him and get on your way.
>>29550530>ask him why he's being so nice all of a suddenCURIOSITY INTENSIFIES
>>29550530Well, at least Giancarlo isn't a complete ponce.>say thanks and then get back to business
>>29550530>"We may have some from the same woman, but she died when I was like three months old. Now quit acting like such a bitch, I know you were raised better than that."Based Giancarlo.Also still see Reinhold, you aren't dodging this arch!
Rolled 8>>29550530>Other>Apply HugsThen thank and go off.
>>29550530>>ask him why he's being so nice all of a suddenSeriously. This shit is WEIRD. He's self-aware!
>>29550530>say thanks and then get back to businessWe're on a mission
>>29550530Give him a hug and thank him for being nice.
>>29550530>ask him why he's being so nice all of a suddenAnd give him a hug as encouragement to keep on being a nice brother.
>>29550380The world where we're not an eligible damsel (or the bodyguard of one).
>>29550530>>ask him why he's being so nice all of a sudden"If you were like this all the time Lucianna wouldn't say all those bad things about you."
>>29550530Say thanks and head on our way. Tell him that Luciana was looking for him in order to delay her arrival at Reinhold's room. I think Giancarlo will appreciate our cunning once he realizes it was a ruse.
>>29549907when three years is over a third of your life, and possibly over half of the life you remember, three years seems a lot longer than it is.
>>29550603This + hugs
>>29550530Arch, stretch goal to have an Elena sidestory when?
>>29550530>"We may have come from the same woman, but she died when I was like three months old. Now quit acting like such a bitch, I know you were raised better than that."But how do you know she was raised better than that when you just said the woman who did the raising died when you were three months old?CHECKMATE.>>29550577>>29550592Something along these lines.
>>29550647'you were raised better than that' is almost never a factual observationIt's just a way of manipulating people with a high view of how they were raisedand her dislike of mother 2.0 obviously implies a high view of actual mother
>>29550647they still have the same father, and it is safe to assume he would raise his his daughters the same way, with minor variations based on eccentricities of said daughters.Besides, no being is worth being called a parent if they raise some one to act like that.
>>29550530>But I heard that Father announced that there would be a duel today thanks to some fight that broke out there, and I thought that I'd like to watch.but he only invited the people who went to the partywe know what we must doCRUSADE TO NOT LET BITCH SISTER WATCH THE DUEL
>>29550727No, the party-goers get priority seating. Bitch is gonna have to sit in the back.A fitting punishment for a distant sister.
>>29550755Giancarlo so moe
"Umm..." I mumble as I hand Inaba back to Andreas, "...thanks," I say, giving him a quick hug before backing off again. "Why're you being so nice today? You usually tease me and say weird stuff.""What, I just don't like it when sibling quarrels go past the level that sibling quarrels should," Giancarlo says, shrugging. "And Bennie's like thirty-three or something, that's too old to be fighting a baby like you.""I'm not a baby.""Ah... you certainly aren't," Giancarlo laughs. "You're getting cuter by the day, I'm sure you'll have like twenty boyfriends by the time you're Luciana's age.""Ew, that's just gross!" I say. "Who the heck would want to be stuck with twenty boyfriends...""...oh, so you'd like twenty -girlfriends-?" he laughs. "I'm not sure that I'd approve of my baby sister engaging in such activities, regardless of how hot it may be."Uh, what? Girlfriends do boring stuff like going to plays and spas and stuff, what the heck's he talking about?"C'mon, Your Highness... Andreas says, looking kind of uncomfortable. "She's too young for you to be saying stuff like that around her, she's only eight.""Whoops, my bad!" Giancarlo says, tapping his head with his fist.>[1/?]
>>29550755>"I'm not sure that I'd approve of my baby sister engaging in such activities, regardless of how hot it may be.Giancarlo really doesn't know how to turn it off, does he.
>>29550755>33HAG ALARM
>>29550727Just let shards from the Monique sword to incur nearly lethal wound to her head.
>>29550780Man, if Giancarlo wasn't grabby, I'd actually like him. Would imbibe beer with.
>>29550780I would hang out with Giancarlo.
>>29550780I have no words to descibe giancarlo
>>29550755>>29550780What changed?
>>29550780I get the feeling that Giancarlo would be a well rounded person if he had his own personal harem.
>>29550811Majesty to Highness
>>29550812Why doesn't he?
>>29550811"Your Majesty" changed to "Your Highness"A forgotten quotation mark added.
>>29550821Also a missing quotation mark, but that was probably just an incidental fix.
>>29550821>>29550831Oh, now I see it.I was looking for another "Gregory playing with Gregory" moment.
>>29550830Maybe he does and we just don't know about it. Based on what is commonly known about his character not a single person would be surprised.
go to sleep
>>29550780>[2/2]"Anyways, I was gonna go say hi to the old man before I head to the arena... gotta make sure I get the best seats possible so I can properly cheer on my fellow ladies' man!" Giancarlo laughs."It figures that you'd be rooting for Monique," Andreas says.Huh? But Reinhold's the ladies' man..."Well yeah," Giancarlo says, smiling. "Us beautiful men need to watch out for each other, you know?""Reinhold's gonna win!" I shout."Suuuuure he is..." Giancarlo chuckles to himself as he walks away. "Have fun dreaming!"Even when he's nice, he's still kind of a jerk. I don't get him at all.After letting out a long sigh, I turn to Andreas."C'mon, let's go find Reinhold," I say."Crap, I thought you'd forgotten this stupid little plan," he says, sighing."It's not stupid," I say as I turn back towards where our rooms are. "Now let's get going!"walkwalkwalk walk walkwalkity walk walk"C'mon, cut that out..." Andreas mumbles as we finally make it to where Uncle Gregory and everyone else's rooms are......and then I remember that I don't know who's rooming with who.>roll 1d3
Rolled 1>>29550923
>>29550780> "I'm not sure that I'd approve of my baby sister engaging in such activities, regardless of how hot it may be."Based Giancarlo.
Rolled 1>>29550923>I can properly cheer on my fellow ladies' man!" Giancarlo laughs.>"It figures that you'd be rooting for Monique," Andreas says.>Huh? But Reinhold's the ladies' man...Haha.
>>29550923>Huh? But Reinhold's the ladies' man...Yes, yes he is.And this is why Giancarlo will never be a ladies' man.
Rolled 2>>29550923>walk>>walk>>walk walk walk>>walkity walk walkShe's just as crazy as Monique
Rolled 3>>29550923
>>29550938>>29550934I'm not sure if this is good or bad..
>>29550923>...and then I remember that I don't know who's rooming with who.Well, bluff preparations underway, then.
Rolled 1>>29550953Pretty sure this is a roll to see who we encounter on the way, not a success/failure kind of thing.
three rooms to choose from, the first to get rolled twice wins.room 1 got it.
The obvious solution here is to ask Andreas.but I bet he'd refuse to help her. What a jerk bodyguard.
>>29550985i really hope it's not Nico and company are staying...
Umm, I think it's one of these three rooms... might as well try this one.KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK"I really hope this is the right room..." I say to myself."Wha- you're not sure!?" Andreas whisper-shouts at me.After a little bit, the door opens, revealing..."Good morning, Princess Marianne!" I say, smiling my happiest smile because HECK YEAH I PICKED THE RIGHT ROOM!"Um... good morning, Elena... Sir Andreas..." Marianne replies, looking a bit confused to see me. "...did you need something?">try and convince her to let you in!
>>29551037>"so this is what my brother meant by girlfriends..."
>>29551048"Wanna see my bunny?" Then smoothly make your way in like the precious little girl you are
>>29551048Truth is best when the truth is good. "I came to wish Reinhold luck ahead of time!"
>>29551067We are sneaky, after all.
>>29550812It all comes together now.Matthias is the paragon of shut-insGiancarlo is the paragon of the haremfags.Question: does Giancarlo look like pic related?
>>29551048waddup girlI know u gat dat junkLeeme in
>>29551048Tell her Luciana wouldn't let us see Agnes and can we please see Reinhold so he can say it's okay?And maybe wait inside the room and surprise Luciana when she comes over?
>>29551048>>29551069>>29551067Say that Inaba is good luck because she is an eastern rabbit, "our Daddy told us." Marianne will probably know that we're lying, but she may be amused enough to let us in.
>>29551048>>29551069This sounds good enough for me. When worse comes to shove, we better start doing the kitty or the baby eyes.
Rolled 2>>29551107I like.
>>29551091>red haireverything makes sense now.thank you anon
>>29551107Supporting this
So you got the Bro, the Pervert, the Yandere, the Beta, the Wannabe Swordie, the Hulking Baby, plu a bunch of old bitches.Did I get that right?
"I came to wish Reinhold luck ahead of time!" I say, trying to be as cute as possible."I see..." Marianne replies, still looking kind of confused."Umm..." I mumble as I turn to Andreas and get Inaba back from him. "...wanna see my bunny? Papa said that she's good luck 'cuz she's an wastern bunny!""N- no, that's okay..." Marianne replies, laughing kind of nervously.Then she moves away from the door and gestures for me and Andreas to come inside."I suppose you can wait for him to -finally- get up," Marianne says, sighing. "I was just eating breakfast, but feel free to sit on the couch or something until he comes on out.""Thanks, Your Highness," Andreas says as he moves over to the couch and sits down.Looking at the table, Marianne's eating some pancakes... there's also a closed tray next to where she's sitting, I guess that's for Reinhold.Pancakes are kind of weird to eat for breakfast, I bet Luciana's behind that. Trying to butter him up with sweets.>talk to Marianne as you wait, show her how great you are to be around>sit quietly like a good girl and wait
Rolled 3>>29551287>>talk to Marianne as you wait, show her how great you are to be around"Do you like Reinhold too?"
>>29551287>>talk to Marianne as you wait, show her how great you are to be arounddude, yeah? we're awesome
>>29551287...western bunny? was that Elena spaghetti or did you do a accident?>talk to Marianne
>>29551287Ask her what she thinks of Luciana's crush. You'd like having a new brother!
>>29551304Oh god, this.
>>29551304This.>>29551287How is Marianne not fat yet?
>>29551287>talk to Marianne as you wait, show her how great you are to be around
>>29551304This
>>29551304this
>>29551312Typo.
>>29551304>>29551315USE THE LOLI TO TRIGGER FLAGSSHE IS OUR INSTRUMENT
>>29551304This, this so much
>>29551315>>29551304BOTHYESBOTH>captcha: hwanpre cautiouslyTHROW CAUTION TO THE WIND
>>29551304we are all so god damn narcisstic but I want to see some tsun so ees ok
>>29551317Adventurer metabolism.Some people just don't get fat.
>>29551304"Luci likes him and Sylvie likes him and Nico likes him and the maid probably does and do you like him too?"
We haven't eaten breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29551287Talk to Marianne, but say something to embarrass her or that could make her jealous. Talk about how cool Reinhold is, mention what a creeper Luciana is being, etc. She's shown her true colors, she's too polite to kick us out now.
>>29551354Elena is probably the best person to ask that.
That`s fucking it. Since GM is obviously trolling us I will start downvoting this shitty quest in return. For Christs sake, all I wanted to see was a fucking duel concluded and what do I get? Weeks and weeks of exruciatingly slow PARTY and then when it`s almost time to duel I wake up to see THIS? Yeah, to hell with this...
>>29551381
>>29551381Are you really surprised?
>>29551381Someone needs their morning coffee and tampon change.
>>29551381If you'd been reading the quest you'd know we're going to granny's before the actual duel, so that still wouldn't have been today anyway.
>>29551381Man, you are awful mad.You got some place to fuckin' be buddy. Gonna be late for an appointment because Reinhold's holding you up?Take it easy brother. You're on 4chan.
>>29551381Man, fuck you if you can't see Elena's awesomeness.
>>29551381Dude what? We weren't even scheduled to have a duel until the very end of the party. You can't say that you were waiting for that.
>>29551381Dude, calm down. Relax. Take a Chill Pill. This is not something to get worked up about.
>>29551304Yes Elena, yes, you're just an eight year old girl who's asking innocent questions, nothing wrong with that, yesssss....
>>29551381>duel announced literally two or three threads ago>weeks and weeks of partyTry harder next time.
>>29551403The dual was horrifically obvious.
>>29551304Oh yes.
>>29551417And the Single wasn't?
To be fair to the guy, it was fairly obvious we would not get past the party without dueling SOMEONE, and Monique was the first pick.
>>29551446>and Monique was the first prick.FTFY
>>29551445The triple was the real twist.
>>29551446It's not even like we've been without conflict, though. We've sparred with a halfdragon, with Takamaru AND we helped kill assassins.Not to mention shit is OBVIOUSLY gearing up for more, what with the assassin conspiracies and shadowruns all over the place.
>>29551423I still read Elena's voice as Catbug.
>>29551429I think I'm supposed to find those things cute, but I just don't.
>>29551486You may have problems.
Rolled 5>>29551486why you no like puchis?
>>29551486That's okay that just means you lack a soul.
"So, umm... do you like Reinhold too?" I ask.And then Marianne starts choking on her food... oh crap!"Elena!" Andreas shouts, looking at me like he wants to smack me. Good thing he's on Inaba Holding Duty."S- sorry... are you okay?" I ask, getting up from my seat on the couch to go over an maybe hit her on the back if he needs it."Y- yes, I'm fine," Marianne says, coughing a few times.Then she chugs down a glass of juice and lets out a loooooooooooong sigh. I think she's mad at me."No, I do NOT like him," Marianne says, looking kind of tired. "Not like that.""...oh," I reply. At least this means that Luciana has less competition."Luciana likes him and Sylvie does too, but I just see him as a friend," she sighs. "He's like a dog... well, more like a wolf at this point.">[1/?]
>>29551514>"He's like a dog... well, more like a wolf at this point."FUCK YES RANK UP
>>29551497Perhaps.>>29551509I am neutral towards them.
>>29551514>"He's like a dog... well, more like a wolf at this point."Awww yeeeaaaahMovin up in the world.
>>29551514>more like a wolfI DONT KNOW IF THIS IS GOOD OR BAD
>>29551514>Rank Up!>I think>Wolves confirmed for a thing in this world
>>29551514>"He's like a dog... well, more like a wolf at this point."Awww yes moving up in the world.
>>29551486They remind me of those creepy balls of flesh found on /d/.>>29551514>"well, more like a wolf at this point."YES.www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ33krSSeRY
>>29551514LEVEL UP. I hope we (Elena) goes on about how much Luciana likes Reinhold. "Luciana says that she's going to get Daddy to make him marry her. Will you be sad when he isn't your bodyguard anymore?"
>>29551540>dat subtle sabotageShit, I'm a Nicofag and even I think that ain't cool.
>>29551486I don't like them either.
>>29551540I'm perfectly fine this.Marianne needs some teasing on this direction.
>>29551514>GUARD RANK UP!>Congratulations, Reinhold is now an unruly WOLF!>Though wolves are cool and powerful, they're rather dangerous...>You did well at the party, taking care of things and not wussing out of the duel!>The Princess now considers you to be her friend!>But while wolves are really cool, they still don't count as people.
>>29551486Well I guess I'll just have to respect your opinion and tell you to have a nice day now won't I?
>>29551574>>29551530OKAY IT WAS GOOD
>>29551574Quick, keep using loli charms to max Reinhold rank!
>>29551574Please tell me Marianne doesn't own a wolf shirt.
>>29551574We're close, we're so close.'
>>29551574>Sir Reinhold, the Steel Wolf of Granache
>>29551591You bet your ass she does.
>>29551591>royalty+three wolf moon shirtNo one should have that much power.>>29551574Wait, why would we be dangerous?
>>29551603You have terrible fucking taste.
>>29551621Dangerous to her heart, perhaps.
>>29551590>Using an adorable child to promote choseon one's agendaBad, voices. Very bad.
>>29551621Dangerous like "hot headed loose cannon cop," not "blind deaf mute American in Green Zone">>29551631
>>29551622Not that guy, but what's wrong with The Witcher?
>>29551622
>>29551636Nothing, that guy's just trying to bait.
>>29551656If that's all it takes to bait, I'm in the wrong business.
>>29551549Yeah I just wanted to tease her, not push an agenda. I think we may be done for the night, but I'd like to wrap up this scene and see what happens. Loved the Elena POV, btw.
>>29551687There's always someone that gets pissed over "your taste in games is bad".
Rolled 7>>29551694Yep.Time to switch to reinhold waking up and meeting an already weary Marianne and a little Princess who wants to meet Gran.
"Oh, so you -don't- like him..." I say, breathing a sigh of relief. "I was worried that you and Luciana might start fighting over him.""I'm not the type of person who would get into a fight over a guy," Marianne replies. "...though I suppose Luciana is," she says, shaking her head. "I'm sure that she and Sylvie will get into some kind of skirmish before we leave for home.""Umm... Luciana REALLY likes Reinhold," I say. "She wants to marry him too!""That might be nice," Marianne says as she goes back to eating her pancakes. "Both she and I would be relieved in that she'd actually have a decent person for a husband... though I suppose I'd be out of a bodyguard then."Oh yeah... I'd be really sad if Andreas went and got married to someone from another country, he's my best friend.And just as I'm thinking this, I hear a doorknob turning, and out steps Reinhold!>greet the Reinhold!
>>29551687Bait is mass produced and lacks personality these days. Good old hand-crafted bait just doesn't belong in this Industrial 4chan
>>29551694But she will consider it now, she will think of it, she'll bury those feelings and pretend he's just an animal. The chin, however, will win her over.
>>29551706HUG THAT FOOL
>>29551706"Are you gonna marry Luciana?"
>>29551724This. HA HA!
Rolled 20>>29551706JUMP TACKLE
>>29551735THE DICE HATH SPOKEN
>>29551724>>29551735A combination of these
>>29551735This. The Dice-Gods demands it!
>>29551706>>29551720>>29551724Do both, at the same time, because that's how eight year olds do.
>>29551735CONFIRMED
>>29551706"Good morning!"Present Rabbit for inspection.Almost the first thing we did after our morning routine was to go get Inaba. Surely, Reinhold will have his day brightened much the same way.
>>29551735and then we kill Reinhold by to much moe
>>29551724That's not how we greet people. Elena is already autistic enough without this shit.
Rolled 11>>29551735DEUS VULT
>>29551735>the force of impact knocks him over and his head hits the stone floor.>as he slowly comes to his senses, he says:>"uh... hello.">"...who are you?">"...who ma I?"
>hug the hell out of him
>>29551758>8 y.o. asking embarassing questions>autisticFunny guy.
>>29551735GOD WILLS IT
>>29551758>Asking embarrassing and inappropriate questions>8 year old girl>choose two
>>29551706Hug him. Don't press the Luci angle with Reinhold, he may have heard through the door anyway. Present the rabbit as well. Also... "she'd actually have a decent person for a husband... " Heh.
I'm kind of freaked out by the thought of an Arch-controlled Reinhold.It's just not right.
>>29551874God forbid he show any bit of character!
>>29551764>Reinhold has amnesia>We go from princess guard quest to loli princess quest
Rolled 9>>29551874It just means arch can finally write all the spaghetti he wants.
>>29551882>We still play as Reinhold.
Three.Two.One.ELENA DASH!!Running s fast as I can, I dash towards Reinhold in hopes of catching him in a TACKLE HUG! He doesn't even have time to react, I'm so fast!And of course I connect with a satisfying WHUMP, hugging him as tightly as I can as he does his best to catch me while still keeping his balance. And since he's like one of Granache's best swordies, he actually manages it!"Uh... good morning, Elena..." Reinhold says as he staggers a bit. "You certainly seem energetic today.""Ehehe..." I say as I hop back down onto the ground.>anything to say to him?
>>29551947"WHEN'S THE WEDDING??????"
>>29551947>>29551951"And can I be in it?"
Rolled 19>>29551947"Can I come with you to visit your grandma, shessoawesomeandamazing pleeeeeeeeeeeeeasssse?"Eyes on the prize folks.
>>29551947Good luck with your duel and can I come with you to Agnes's pleaaaaaaaaaase?
>>29551947What we came here to say.Good luck.
>>29551966>>29551970[pleading intensifies]
>>29551947>>29551966>>29551970This.
>>29551947"Me and Inaba wanted to wish you good luck at your duel today."Don't ask to come with him, give the man a chance to spend time alone with his family.
>>29551947This >>29551966 plus >>29551724 .
Wasn't Reinhold there when Elena's mom said she couldn't go?
Rolled 7>>29551966this
>>29551966>>29551970These
>>29551993Maybe, but don't tell Reinhold that.
>>29551993Yea but how can you say no to those eyes.
>>29551993I honestly can't remember. Can someone quote the relevant conversation? I know one of you has that thread open right now.
>>29551989This. Hell, I don't even think Marianne should be going for our very first visit, but whatever.
>>29552008Pretty easily. You open your mouth and say no.You can also tell those eyes that they'll have plenty of chances to see Agnes later.
>>29551989It's totally out of character for Elena to accept that after asking Andreas AND Luciana. Come on.
>>29551966>>29551993Reinhold is just going to defer to Marianne on this...
>>29552025Reinhold is still technically on duty, he couldn't go if she didn't go. We only get time off if she's with her father all day.
>>29552049Fuck that, Reinhold can leave her ass in the castle for all I care. Agnes probably wants some alone time with her only living family too.
>>29551993Yeah, but that's not going to stop Elena from trying.
>>29552071 in last thread they said there was one other person who is never around I was expecting it to cause a bigger reaction than it did
>>29552091We've known about them since we met Agnes, she mentioned them while we were still in the graveyard.
>>29552091We knew about him from the first time we met Agnes.
>>29552080Will we get to the actual duel in next thread?Or will something momentous happen between now and the duel that will make the entire cast forget about the challenge entirely?
>>29552112>spend an entire thread trying to get Elena to grandma's houseIf you think we're reaching the duel next thead, you're a moron.
>>29552112The next thread will be Reinhold at Agnes' place, maybe we'll get to the duel in the one after that.
>>29552128No, we need a thread to walk to the duel. Then dragons will attack the city before the duel and Monique and Celestino will fusion dance into Paranoiatron-X.
"Can I come with you to visit your grandma?" I ask, bouncing up and down 'cuz THIS IS MY CHANCE I AM SO EXCITED. "She'slikesuperawesomeandIwannabejustlikeherpleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!""U- uh..." Reinhold says, backing away from me a bit because I guess he's intimidated by my enthusiasm, "...didn't your mother say that you couldn't? I mean, I don't really care either way myself but I don't want to get you in trouble or anything..."Crap, he remembered what Mama said. I thought he wasn't paying attention.>try and convince him anyways, your NEED to go is more than your feat of Mama whooping you when she finds out>give it up already, they're not going to let you go.
>>29552112Next thread will most probably be Agnes time.>>29552147>try and convince him anyways, your NEED to go is more than your feat of Mama whooping you when she finds outDoes not hurt to try.
>>29552147Attempt persuasion - even if he hadn't remembered, we would have gotten in trouble when she found out anyways, right?
>>29552147>>try and convince him anyways, your NEED to go is more than your feat of Mama whooping you when she finds outHow can you be a swordie if you fear a spanking? I bet Reinhold got spanked all the time when he was Elena's age, that's why he's such a good swordie now.
>>29552147>try and convince him anyways, your NEED to go is more than your feat of Mama whooping you when she finds out
>>29552128That would be my guess as well. I'm actually looking forward to it, should be a lot of good info. It's also an opportunity to gain respect from Agnes and Marianne, and from an ooc perspective! To develop their characters a bit more. Also, if you think this teasing from Elena is bad, wait until Agnes makes some seemingly off-hand comment to Marianne while Reinhold is distracted or in another room.
>>29552161That turtle isn't black enough.archelon's black like Blackbolt and Black Panther had a black love baby and then that baby had a baby with the ghost of 2pac.
Rolled 17>>29552147>>give it up already, they're not going to let you go."i guess so..."Rolling for crying.
Rolled 7>>29552189Now for how hard.
Rolled 19>>29552189
Rolled 18>>29552147>>try and convince him anyways, your NEED to go is more than your feat of Mama whooping you when she finds out
>>29552184Luciana, assuming she weasels her way inside, takes the opportunity to explain Marianne's ranking system to Agnes.
Rolled 3>>29552147>>try and convince him anyways, your NEED to go is more than your feat of Mama whooping you when she finds outOne thing kids learn fast. Forgiveness is easier than permission.
>>29552161That it will, but will it take entirety of the thread?I suppose there might be a lot of grizzled veteran stories involved...
>>29552214Reinhold would probably be pretty happy if he found out that Marianne thought of him as a wolf. He might even say "Woof" or something like that.
They're going to ban Elena from visiting Agnes and Elene will write Agnes a letter with Andreas's help and it'll result in Agnes coming to the castle to visit Elena and that will be the cutest thing. Good end.
>>29552241Awoooo.
>>29552241He already did that, she called him a dog way back while talking to someone else and that was his response.
And now I sleep. Finally.Fun thread, though I'm sure I'm going to regret running so late since I need to be up in three hours...why do I suffer so for you peopleI'm not sure if I'll be out of town tomorrow night... if I am, the next thread will be on Friday. If not, it'll be Thursday night instead.And as always, thanks for playing!
>>29552257>why do I suffer so for you peopleBecause we love you archelon, and you make us happy.
>>29552257Because we fulfill you.
>>29552257Thanks for running
Rolled 19>>29552257Because you finally got your spaghetti.You enjoyed it didnt you, you dirty person, you.
>>29552257>why do I suffer so for you peopleBecause deep down you love it.
>>29552257Thanks OP, you a good one
>>29552257Because you're getting us all pumped full of sunshine and rainbows just so you can drop the Citrine Backstory post, filling us with overflowing amounts of the sadness, despair and vitriol that QM's feed off of?Can you write what would have happened if we rolled a nat 1 while dancing with sylvie, pretty plase? I know involved chest in face but I want a "what if"
>>29552257Great one Arch, thanks for the run. I like this much better than Monique interlude.Suffer. Suffer for my joy and enjoyment!
>>29552257thanks for running Archelon
>>29548212>>29548309I think it'd be cool if we bounced perspectives, since we actually have a divided audience between Monique's supporters and Rein's supporters.Imagine if during the duel the narrative bounced between each person's perspective and thoughts, from Matthias, to the Kinsen royalty, to Gregory, to Nico, to Reya, etc, etc.Getting to see everyone's perspective and thoughts on the matter.For one thing, we DEFINITELY need to see Gregory and Celestino sitting and discussing Rein's style, followed by Agnes dropping in on their covnersation to talk smack.
>>29552627"Yup, looks like Volker. His form is just as terrible."
>>29550518Closet nothing
