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>>29575320

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>>29575320
First, I expand the arena into three dimensions. Then, I take centre square.

>>29575361
what heresy is this?

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I claim the high plane as my own and put a beast man guard in my front square.

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>>29575358
>only using three dimensions

>>29575383

>you've met with a terrible fate haven't you?

I'm actually a furry lel

barbarian invasion phase! Roll a D6 for every square and on a 5 or 6, place a random barbarian tribe on that square.

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>>29575382
The rabbit comes out of the hole, you see...

Rolled 6

>>29575411
roll for rabbit HP

Rolled 5, 4, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 6, 4 = 28

rollan

...are we inventing the /tg/ version of Calvinball?

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>>29575423
>>29575408

>>29575438
This how /tg/ always plays tic-tac-toe.

Or chess.

Or Go.

>>29575449
truly, the best board

>>29575449

Or any game, really.

Rolled 57, 34 = 91

>>29575445
I roll to attack the Barbarian on my playing field with a spell. Rolling for casting success and perils of the warp.

Rolled 1, 5, 1, 3, 5, 6, 4, 2, 3 = 30

>>29575445
I Assemble the knights, in every upper right corner a knight appears on a roll of 6

>>29575449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV1bpMamCtY

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>>29575445
I insert my tactical cube in the center square.

>>29575492
I spend this turn questing for the Lazer Amulet of Thron

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Rolled 3, 1, 5, 1, 4, 6, 1, 5, 5 = 31

>>29575492

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>>29575492
>>29575490
You manage to muster one knight, oh and a daemon is summoned while the barbarian in the beastfolk kingdom is turned into a buxom lass.

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>>29575518
I was wondering where this image was from

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*bloop*

>>29575558
Mega chesstron?

We need one of those, stat.

Rolled 3

>>29575563
God dammit Cave, why do you always insert portals EVERYWHERE

On a roll of 2, 3 or 6 Gorden Freeman attempts a forcefull breakthrough and charge the portal

Check, your dominos have fallen.
Now King me.

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Rolled 5

>>29575586

Rolled 7, 2 = 9

>>29575594
Dealing 2 cards

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I stand ready in the southeast quadrant with my Orange Transparent Chainsaw Staff...

Rolled 87

>>29575586
INTERDICTION attempt
on a roll of 100 on a 1D100, Great Cthulhu emerges from the portal, eats Gordan Freeman and devours the remaining sanity of all players, causing them to go insane and all euclidean movement rules are temporarily suspended

>>29575611
haha, no luck this time, Cthulhu

Rolled 3

>>29575563
Scrooge McDuck sees the profit in taxes if he builds a moneybin inside the lower-right grid, one of his storehouses appears in the square rolled, starting in the top left square with 1

Rolled 32

>>29575557
>a daemon is summoned while the barbarian in the beastfolk kingdom is turned into a buxom lass.

I roll to insert a magical realm on a randomly chosen empty square. My skill rank in Create Fetish is 67.

>>29575586
>>29575558
>>29575609
Gordon Freeman emerges from the portal and a megachesstron is summoned.

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>>29575624
forgot my image

>>29575620
You fail. Go directly to Quantum Jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200

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>>29575641
Quantum Jail causes temporal instabillity, all the previous game states collapse on each other. Moves will/were taken as normal.

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Rolled 8

>>29575618
>>29575636

>>29575608

Hit me.

>>29575656
The Doctor summoned to lower left quadrant by quantum instability, in accordance with the prophecy.

Rolled 53, 38 = 91

>>29575656
My wizard rolls to seduce the dragon of the barren lands

Rolled 7

>>29575656
My god, there are two transparent chainsawstaff dudes, the warp copied them

>>29575677
it's not two dudes. It's one dude at different points in the timestream.

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Infiltrate...

The Enemy Fortress...

Outer Heaven!

Destroy...

The final weapon...

Metal Gear!

>>29575677
FUCK YEAH!!!

Rolled 3

>>29575665
1 is hearts, 2 is spades, 3 is clubs, 4 is diamonds, 5 is bombs

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Rolled 2

>>29575721
Clubs it is

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>>29575700
>>29575671

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Rolled 5

>>29575700

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>>29575721
>>29575700
Knight upgraded to knight of clubs.

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>>29575677
>>29575686
>>29575705
DOUBLE FUCK YEAH!!!

>>29575524
I continue questing for the lazer amulet of Thron

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Rolled 2

>>29575763
The great Lich Sadoplominum arrives from the blue portal, triggered by all the energy

Rolled 59, 89 = 148

rolling to destroy demon and deal with barbarian lass. Also I field a Catamaran SpellJammer.

>>29575812
Doctor moves to intercept Lich Strong Sad with power of SAD MAN IN A BOX

That may be the best sentence ever written.

Rolled 3

>>29575812
>ON A ROLL OF 3, 4, OR 6 THE FLOOR IS NOW LAVA

>>29575834
which quadrant, numbnuts?

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Metal Gear is near Detonation!

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>>29575793
The great knight aquired the amulet, and can now deploy the lazer

>>29575836
THE FLOOR QUADRANT, DOOFUS

>>29575841
Orange Transparent Chainsaw Dude, do your thing.

SEVER TOP RIGHT QUADRANT

>>29575859
no-one has declared which quadrant is the floor quadrant yet.

You can't make the floor lava until there's a floor!

>>29575841
The la-li-lu-le-lo...

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>>29575866
FINE THE PINE HARDWOOD FLOOR IS NOW THE FLOOR QUADRANT

IT IS ALSO LAVA

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Detecting the Doctor, a Dalek appears

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The doctor is confronting the lick, chainstaff guy is outside of his plane of existence now, the count down continues, and Club Knight now bears the lazer amulet.

>>29575898
>>29575897
I hope daleks can survive in lava

>>29575898
I think it may have just drowned in lava.

Damit TG this is why we can't have nice things.

>>29575900
CHESSTRON TO METAL GEAR 2

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>>29575860
RIGHT!

KNIGHT DUDE, FIRE YOUR LASER!!!

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chesstron moves to engage metal gear and chainstaff guy is caught in the Chivalry Beam.

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>>29575917
The Dalek activates an EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT to escape the lava and follow the Doctor

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>>29575917
>>29575918
<IT IS STILL BETTER THAN CONFRONTING THE ONCOMING STORM>

Rolled 24

>>29575959

NOOOOO, not chainstaff guy.

>>29575923
But this IS a nice thing

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The battle between Mega Chessatron and Metal Gear cracks the nearby earth!

>>29576007
Doctor picks up the cross and beats the lich to death with it

"Look at me, I'm actually cross"

Dalek pees itself and shorts out it's travel machine.

Doctor departs for time and place unknown

>>29576007
>through all the hurt and the pain
>search for the lyrics
>get http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMzMuGOh-b0

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>>29576007
In other news the lava rises one level and the background music turns more hurried.

X is overpowered. nerf now!

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It's Ramiel!

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>>29576047
I-Is Scrooge gonna be okay?

>>29576073
Only you can save him anon!

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The shatted plane disappears into a singularity. The doctor and the lich ascend to hyperspace to continue their battle across all of time and space.

Chesstron and Metalgear ray are reaching the end of their operational capacity! The fighting area is beginning to flood with Ultra-Radiation!

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>>29576047
The Whizzard starts building a pissforest to save bottem-right

One square was secretly a gelatinous cube all along, try to guess which one.

>>29576088
all of the unoccupied ones, on a roll of 3 or more on a D6?

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>>29576086
SPESS MARINES! Assist Mega Chessatron and destroy that metal abomination!

>>29576088
I bet it's the one with the cube in it.

>>29576122
No, that's Anon's tactical cube

Who's even the main villain? The Lava? The Patriots? Whatever's gonna pop out of that huge crack?

>>29576082

But what about the box?

>>29576138
It's just a box, anon.

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I play Celtic Obnoxious Guardian in attack position beside the Good Doctor and equip it with Fusion Sword Muramasa.

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Scrooge deploys his Universal Solvent Umbrella to combat the lava

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Scrooge pays for passage on the spelljammer, the giant gelatenous cube flanks the spess mehrins and the piss forest holds the lava at bay.

>>29576082
>Ultra-Radiation!
UNLEASH THE ULTRA-SUPERMUTANTS

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Metal Gear D has been defeated! However, SENATOR ARMSTRONG emerges from its wreckage.

>>29576159
b- b- butt Solid Snake was in that box

>>29576155
>Donald's last comment
Psychopathic bastard.

>>29576174
if it wasn't in a refrigerator, I'm afraid he's toast.

>>29576174
Exactly, "was".

>>29576147

But... something about that box feels different. It's like it gives me a feeling of safetly. Like, I don't know, that box was meant to be there all along.

>>29576172

The time has come for the box.

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>>29576172
>Armstrong

I guess we know the main villain, now.

>>29576213
/v/?

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>>29576159
Watch out Gordon, Xenomorphs!

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Solid Snake takes control of the tacticube and moves to confront senator armstrong with the aid of gordon freeman.

The Laser Club knight mounts his Sky Card and joins the fight.

The Spess Marines lose 2 battle brothers but subdue the Gelatinous Cube.

Armstrong and the Mega Chesstron battle furiously.

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>>29576290
Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney, uses his legal knowledge to file a Cease and Desist order against Armstrong!

>>29576391
>Phoenix Wright
>legal knowledge
pick one

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>>29576391
The whizzard expands his domain

>>29576412

All right, substitute "bullshitting abilities" for "legal knowledge".

>>29576391
Armstrong, naturally, doesn't take any of that shit, and punches him to literal dust, opening a chance for the others to attack.

>>29576455

I think I'd have preferred the lava.

>>29576480
I don't have enough dice to do that yet.

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Barbarian Kills the Whizzard for the good of all mankind.

Armstron and Wright use their respective bullshittery abilities to duke it out while the Senator simultaneously holds of Freeman, Snake, and the Lazer Knight with the aid of the Spess Marines survivors.

>>29576475
i dunno. Not even Armstrong can win against Pheonix's bullshitting powers.

They were strong enough to get him to a fairly high tier in Marvel vs Capcom

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>>29576533
>Metal Gear Rhetoric vs Phoenix Wright Logic

>>29576551
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LILhai7IHI

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>>29576573
>RULES OF NATURE playing in an objection sequence

>>29576533
>killing the whizzard

Roll me 1d6, on a 5 or 6 the forest of piss vanishes.

>>29576132
We never got that far in Rubyquest to find out

Rolled 3

>>29576603

>>29576551

Isn't he straight up the most powerful character if you can get his buffmode going?

>>29576603
does The Whizzard graciously let us past unpissed?

>>29576613
Pretty much. His playstyle matches him rather perfectly.

Bullshit long enough to collect the evidence you need to win.

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>>29576533
The god of gains appears to grant Wright the strength to defeat this enemy if he can roll above 2 on a d6

Rolled 5

>>29576659

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Wright is empowered by the god of gains and presents a rock solid case that not even senator armstrong can resist.

The senator packs his backs and returns to washington.

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>>29576677
OBJECTION

>>29576720
Objection overruled Wring has all of the law.

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>>29576742
OBJECTION TO THE OVERRULING OF THE PREVIOUS OBJECTION ON THE GROUNDS THAT "WRING" IS NONSENSE AND WRIGHT WAS CLEARLY BULLSHITTING

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>>29576785

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>>29576785
Objection to the Objection Overruled on the grounds of shut the fuck up!

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>>29576785
OBJECTION TO THE OVERRULING OF THE PREVIOUS OBJECTION OVERRULED!

YOUR OBJECTION DID NOT TAKE PLACE ON THE GAME BOARD AND AS SUCH IT IS NOT VALID!

probably the best game of tic tac toe i've ever witnessed.
I'm glad this shit gets archived!

posting a phrase I can google later to find this fucker;

Nutbars Macig Chess Toe Tic Toe

>>29576785
>>29576808
You dare imply that the God of Gains would bestow his gift unto those who are not natty in body, mind and word?

Roll 1d6, if below 4 you receive the full wrath of the Gain God. Your strength is halved, and you will not make it.

Rolled 6

>>29576840

>>29576840

OBJECTION! The God of Gains is the actual murderer and I have the evidence to prove it.

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>>29576817
In that case my goat minions appear and kill Wright! Well, do you have a response BATTORAAAAA?

laughingwitches.wav

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>>29576894
Ultra Radiation kills your goat minions as they are spawned on rad infected squares.

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>>29576936
And yet Wright is still dead, thus setting up a closed room murder! You've fallen into the Witch's trap!

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>>29576984
The doctor and the lich come back from hyper time to retrieve the witch and drag her back to galifrey so she can be put on trial for her many crimes.

Pheonix Wright ressurects and becomes a timelord and joins the lich and the doctor on their way to gallifrey.

>>29577051
Haha. You fool. Senator Armstrong was the Master all along.

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Rolled 2

>>29577051
Attempting to build a dyke to stop the flow of piss.
center right board, center square. Rollan 1d6

related viewing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPo

>>29577143
you may replace two squares of piss with brick walls to represent your damming attempts.

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>>29577051
A group of dorfs finds the untapped ressources of magmar on the board. Strike the earth!

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>>29577174
Bricks placed.

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>>29577181
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

The dark tower of Barad Dur rises on the central game board! Surely these two events are unrelated, and in no way are the dorfs to blame.

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>>29577219
>>29577208
>>29577181
Map updated.

barbarian invasion phase! Roll a D6 for every empty square and on a 5 or 6, place a random barbarian tribe on that square.

Rolled 4, 5, 4, 2, 3, 2, 5, 1, 6, 4, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 3 = 48

>>29577274

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>>29577270
For some strange reason Beato seems to have escaped the clutches of Time Law and re-re-killed Phoenix. She quickly escaped to Barad Dur before anyone else notices the mistake.

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>>29577384
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUdhImjEAo

>>29577143
Well that just went fucking MAGICALLY, DIDN'T IT?!
I'm sorry if my first attempt at Carlos was shit

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>>29577384
Wright Ressurects himself and rallies the forces of Mega Chessatron. Laser Club Knight, and the Tacticube and it's crew to Apprehend Beato using the tacticube, Skycard, Chessatron Flight Systems and Wright's Law Tardis to travel to Barad Ur.

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>>29577384
The dorfs set up there magma forges and start building an end the world switch.

>>29577490
Baradur drowns in piss

>>29577490
> Not building 20 save the world switches.

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>>29577470
The evil Gold General-King appears and crushes Mega Chessatron using the power of Shogi.

>>29577530
Losing is more fun

>>29577514
Piss monster emerges from Barad Dur and starts cloning itself

>>29577534
I place the White Lotus tile in the center of the right, middle board in an attempt to surround them.

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Laser Knight Incenerates Barad Ur

Timelord Wright retreats to a safe distance with the tacticube.

>>29577567
is it a great, big, threatening button which should never ever ever be pressed?

The Blood Ravens steal, er, 'are gifted' the top left square.

>>29577603
That floods the board with lava

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>>29577641
if I see a great, big, threatening button which should never ever ever be pressed, then I just want to do this.
[presses button]

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>>29577602
The dorfs finish the construction. Pressing this button will flood 3d6 tiles with lava everytime it is pressed.

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>>29577686
>>29577717
The lava level rises.

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Enraged at the fiery death of his waifu, Battler appears and declares in red that Laser Knight is a punk. This kills the Laser Knight.

Meanwhile the laser-damaged Gold General pursues his enemies.

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The lava flowing finally cracks open the earth completely, and the ULTIMATE ENEMY finally emerges, the GIANT SKELETON. Armstrong's ace in the hole, anticipating he would be defeated by the Law..

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>>29577749
>>29577766
The server finally catches up with the lag and resynchs the gameboard.

The Giant Skeleton attempts to absorb the power of the lava, to become MAGMA SKELETON.

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I place an X :3 One turn away boyio

>>29577925
the Delorean arrives to block

>>29577925
>Please
Negated, Time Spacial Cortex has been disrupted due to influx of Doctor and Dalek visits

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>>29577825
A wooden ox is placed. Be the first sentient being to find it and recieve a prize.

>>29577949
Responding to myself allows the X to go through

>>29577959
>recieve a prize.
is it an army of Trojans?

>29577959
I'm out of moves...I guess I'll just have to use THAT...In three turns, I'll play the legendary BLACK HOLE, and restart the board from something to nothing! And this time, It'll be 4x4!

>>29577983
That would be if it was a wooden horse. A wooden ox is a different time period, with different connotations.

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Wait, if we're playing the Trumpington Variation from the 8th IMCC (International Mornington Crescent Congress), I can close the lava due to Engineering Works, and double-trump to Monument in the top-left of the middle-right board. MC in 2

>>29578004
Yeah, The goat tower is inside

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>>29577959
The Skeleton Empire sens one of their most formidable stealth agents to secure it, unfortunately, they are too busy spooking everyone on the way there,

>>29578010
No you dumbo, don't you know the tax levy of 2316 disbanded the MC, forcing them to become a Roller Coaster park company? Stupid Stupid.

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>>29578017
Sorry to do this to you so late in the game, guys but... playing Jim Carrey

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The Golden King is stabbed and then finished off with Freeman's "Murder of Crowbars" special technique.

Timelord Wright deploys the remaining Spess Muhreens and the tacticube as well as himself to confront the giant skellington.

Also the Dorfs have run out of booze.

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>>29578030
>>29578041
Too bad, Black hole is placed, if you want to keep Jim Carrey up you have to roll for traveling through the wormhole. Turn till total spacial relapse : 1

Rolled 6550386883

>>29578074
>>29578041

>>29577995
>>29578074

I reveal my Trap Card! Your Black Hole is countered, and I gain 2000 life points!

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>>29578093
Jim will be returning on future board, Black hole expands

Rolled 46

>>29578074
>>29578107

Giant Skeleton rolls to absorb the Black Hole and become ANTIMATTER SKELETON.

>>29578099
No picture was provided, according to the standard Magic the Gathering rulebook, your card is negated!

>>29578107
and naturally so would all the time lords and any other time travellers, right?

...that is kinda what they do.

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>>29578107
NOT SO FAST!

Timelord Wright is deployed on the blackhole and seals it with several well placed cease and desist petitions applied via to the time court!

Rolled 2673977991

>>29578107
Rolling for Timelord Wright and tacticube.

>>29578118
Successful. Jim Carrey is now in a different dimension, only 4 playable zones remain
>>29578121
Yes

>>29578124
Idiot! Don't use illegal moves and not roll! You'd need a Quantum Parthelion Transparator to seal a Black Hole of that size.>>29578125

>>29578125
Succesful, barely

>>29578140
Any other Timelord would, but Wright has truly immense powers of legal gobshitery.

Not even the laws of physics are immune.

>>29578140
What's illegal about using time law to seal blackholes?

>>29578160
Then...that means that not only is the skeleton a Antimatter Skeleton, but a Timematter Skeleton. He rolled to suck up the blackhole, but due to Gobbery Phoenix will be brought in as well.
>>29578164
Because that law was amended within the last three parsecs dumbo.

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>>29578119
>>29578140

Alright then. Magnetic containment bottle around your black hole, so it powers the Mega Chessotron, revives the Metal Gear, and permits all boards to travel at Warp 2 (new scale)

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Rolled 24

>>29578176
All shall obey the ultimate Skeleton.

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>>29578193
Put it on the new board.
Updated

>>29578209
Need's time vortexs around it. It got upgraded to timematter remember. Im only helping you this one turn because I know your new and timematter skeletons are rarely covered in the rulebook

Rolled 31

>>29578212
Jim Carrey attacks from within the dimensional vortex that the skeleton absorbed.

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Now, now is the era of the AntiTimeMatter Skeleton.

>>29578244
IA IA!
>>29578229
To low, you roll on 200+1d90000000000

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>>29578212
Battler escapes the game board and has a tea party, no skeles or black holes invited.

Rolled 58563208511, 73170640930, 19326594151, 56176539115, 29039437054, 11489107451, 18205929255, 21333361329, 36173469513, 24032509458, 55886630752, 25820960035, 77792214007, 59598076288, 69005269739, 28224551152, 89435655680, 86486271783, 12830993194, 8710753732, 55890524481, 57605151865, 13189925775, 82973715691, 35312517216 = 1106274008157

>>29578269
I'm assuming that means 200d90000000000

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>>29578271
A note arrives! It's for Battler!

>>29578269
>>29578289
Quick, get Wright to approve this with his Time Lawyer powers.

>laws dpionce
Captcha knows what's up

>>29578289
>0000
Yeah, sorry, my fingers have turned to pudding as according to standard NAPLA ruling

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>>29578271
You misunderstand, the Ultimate Skeleton is everywhere at once. It is all.

>>29578309
Demonbane Skeleton?

>>29578309
not possible.

The Skeleton cannot be everywhere because a skeleton is both bones and space.

Without both you have no skeleton, and the concept collapses.

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>>29578291

>>29578332
>Skeleton tries to stretch it's own definition too far and collapses under it's own weight

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>>29578338
Battler's tears clense the lower block, restoring it to new, though it also removed the Dorf's fort, and may anger. roll for mad

>>29578332
The skeleton is inside all of us, anon. The skeleton itself is the underpinnings of the universe and everything within.

Rolled 3

>>29578363
Rolling for dorf mad.

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>>29578271
>>29578338
Wright lets the Dorfs stay in his Tardis, also he fills out the paperwork required to get the rolls approved. Oh and the Tacticube tags along.

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Rolling for Ultimate Skeleton Fragments to absorb all reality into themselves, conflicting with itheir antimatter and creating a new big bang, of a new universe, a new world, a new game board, where men fight for what they believe in.

>>29578375
it may be inside, but it CANNOT be inside itself, or there is no space to define the shape of the skellington.

It becomes solid bone and/pr a space of infinite nothingness.

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Rolled 1845940533, 957596815, 785513105, 752462535, 660798130, 1835928730, 456026029, 144350206, 1229075927, 333980989, 1629662165, 393612729, 1048437354, 224717056, 712953406, 1736014808, 1025924543, 1352993878, 1440028948, 542146626, 805887889, 22453016, 1508579203, 945474078, 324493649 = 22715052347

>>29578391
Oops.

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>>29578391
By god youve done i
t>>29578410

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>>29578385
Updating map with Battler's impotent bitch tears.

>>29578430
Four dimensional six-in-a-row? that's just silly.

Games would take too long. The most you want are four dimensional four in a row and even then it takes ages.

>>29578444
Nice trips, but Skelegod passed his roll, it cant be countered, but things can be moved

>>29578454
Not if you use DARPA speed rules

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>>29578406
>>29578391
>>29578410
End of Tic Tac Toe

>>29578500
I guess it is....And here I wantd to continue on our new 6x6 by 6x6

>>29578500
Wait, if Armstrong was SEELE, who was Gendo?

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God dammit /tg/ can't we even play noughts and crosses?

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>>29578500
And then everyone revived in the Golden Land and had a fun party to celebrate their exciting game, the end.

>>29578525
eh, it's an unstable board. We'd have to roll for quantum collapse every turn until we wind up just playing on a 3x3 anyway

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>>29578549
I guess its time to go again then

>>29578541
>can't we even play noughts and crosses?
are you kidding?

Best noughts and crosses ever.

>>29578541
Go on play with us, a new game just started

>>29578569
TIME FLOWS LIKE A RIVER
AND HISTORY REPEATS

>>29578598
WUT RINGS U GOT BICH

I wish a writefag would come around and write this saga in a beautiful fashion. My writing skills are not up to par.

>>29578598
it doesn't nessicarily do it in chronological order, however.

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>>29578569
I summon Ruu-Ruu in attack mode

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>>29578615
I summon Havel the Rock in defense mode

>>29576582
Look at him submit that evidence.

I believe that I have just seen the greatest thing on the Internet. It is glorious.

You guys know there's a real game almost as cool as this it's called board game online

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Exterminate the noughts this time! Up the Cross master race!

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>>29578647
I play Gary mother fucking oak

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>>29578647
I activate Ruuruu's effect to make her highly resistant to phallic-shaped objects, and I place a black token on the bottom-left intersection.

>>29578709
>>29578713
I resign. Find a better -REDACTED-

Rolled 2 + 14

>>29578713
Rolling to attack the bottom-right square with Power Attack and Charging, do I hit?

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>>29578619
I invoke the sigil of the googly eyes.

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>>29578770
I tap 3 blue mana and a "Get out of prison free" card to summon Jace to lower right square

>>29578855
I thought "Get out of prison free" was banned in this format

>>29578884
Thiis is free format, not competitive

>>29578901
The last game was competitive.

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>>29578855
I snap my fingers, swivel my hips and bring Doom Guy into play.

>>29578916
I hate you powergamers

>>29578904
It clearly wasn't. Didn't you see the "Turn bottom squares into pine hardwood and then turn them into lava in the same turn" move? We're clearly playing free.

>>29578932
Read the NAMBLA rulebook, we were using DARPA speed rules like mentioned, thats perfectly legal

>>29578948
I did not recall that, but now I see that DARPA rules were mentioned.

Well, I'll tap my armies in Vladvostok, then, and remove the "Get out of prison free" card from premises. RISK armies, as far as I know, are allowed anywhere.

>>29579006
I'll be building up my forces in Australasia while you fools battle over that one board

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I'm bored of this now.

Who fancies a game of Global Thermonuclear War?

>>29579320
I choose not to play.

HA! That means I win.

>>29578500
I declare mornington crescent.

>>29579592

See

>>29578010
>>29578031

This has made my morning. Never change, /tg/

Fuck did I just read?

>>29583757
How /tg/ does Tic Tac Toe.

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>>29578444

>>29586013
You're late Yokoireactionimage.jpg. You could have stopped Gold General from killing Mega Chessatron, but you didn't! HIS BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS.

>>29575438
It's just some simple Tic-Tac-Toe.

Rolled 6

>>29586089
Does Mega Chessatron even have blood? Or does he lose splinters?

>>29578176
Objection: A parsec is a unit of distance!

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Shit like this is why I love you all. Full homo. Never change, /tg/, never change.

>>29586562
OVERRULED! The law was changed in the given area, and this managed to make it able to have the full affects it did!

Some prior examples for those of you who are saying wat to this thread. this is how /tg/ plays these games
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9815531/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8377758/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22605710/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27429855
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20764977
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21985838
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17734087

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An Alpha Legionnaire reveals himself, guns blazing

Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>29590935
I pour tea on the board, summoning the British Empire in 2d6 rounds.

When British Empire is summoned, the board becomes a chinese checkers board, and all pieces will be randomly relocated, with the BI being randomly placed in one of the vertices.

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>>29591229
>not 1d11 imperial bongs
step it up, old chap

>>29591229
>british empire can only move in straight lines along the vertices, wearing bright red and singing the traditional British fighting song "shoot me shoot me shoot me"

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Rolled 20 + 3

>>29590935
2nd Edition Aboleth to block off Jace from using his mind powers.

Rolling for mind lock.