Missed past threads? Catch them here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pararescue+witchesOther Quests:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandYou are Captain WILLIAM PIERCE, a combat rescue officer of the United States Air Force.You've just recently returned from a (mostly) successful extraction mission, where you managed to help a Russian scientist defect to the United States without casualties. However, you did cause quite the ruckus on the way out. That was a couple of days ago, though. Currently, you were in Colonel Anderson's office getting officially debriefed."I have to say, you did one hell of a job." Anderson says, barely able to contain his enthusiastic grin. "You got Sokolov out with zero casualties or losses. Damn near perfect. "I was just doing the job you gave us, sir." You say."Well, either way," Anderson points to a stack of papers sitting on his desk. "people have noticed. I'm already getting drowned in requests to have you attached to various SF ops.""I guess I should be flattered?" "Very. It means you made a great impression." Anderson nods. "If you can impress Deltas, then people are definitely going to get interested.""I guess this means we're no longer doing regular CSAR ops then?" You ask."At this rate, not for a while." Anderson shakes his head. "Experienced helo crews are in high demand.">Ask what happened to Volgin and Raikvo>Ask what happened to Sokolov>Ask how the war is going.>Other
>>29591824>Ask what happened to Sokolov>Ask how the war is going.
>>29591824>Ask what happened to Sokolov
>>29591824>Ask what happened to Volgin and Raikvo>Ask what happened to Sokolov
>>29591824>Ask what happened to Volgin and Raikvo>OtherWhat about the Witch Interface for vehicles? Will we get a Pave Hawk that Red or Janice can slip into and provide us with a shield when we go in under fire?
>>29591824>>Ask what happened to SokolovWhen can he hook Red up to the chopper?
>>29591824>>Ask what happened to Volgin and Raikvo>>Ask what happened to Sokolov>>otherCommend Lex on his Bravery and say he deserves some recognition, medals or whatnotStuff like that needs to be praised and sent up.
>>29591824"Anyways, what happened to Sokolov?" You ask."Oh? Grew attached to him already?" Anderson smirks."Well, I did go into hell and back to rescue him, so the very least you can do is tell me what happens to him." You point out."I guess it's only fair." Anderson shrugs. "Sokolov is currently being shipped back to a DARPA facility in the States, where we can properly debrief him and put all that knowledge in his to good use.""Like that magic interface he developed?""Believe it or not, our own scientists had been working on the exact same thing. But don't tell anybody I told you that." Anderson says. "We've already got prototypes for both tanks and fighter planes.""None for helicopters?" You ask somewhat hopefully. A Black Hawk with a full set of magic shields sounded like a very attractive option."Sorry, no love for helos just yet." Anderson sighs. "And even then they'd probably put development into Apaches or Cobras before moving on to Black Hawks.""Well, it was worth a try." You shrug."Hey, keep doing this well, and I can guarantee you the SF boys will be begging for it." Anderson chuckles."What about Volgin? He was MIA last I saw him."(cont)
>>29592397"Well, thanks to some intercepted comms courtesy of our friends in the NRO, we know that Volgin and Raikov have been recalled to Moscow to answer for what happened with the Sokolov fiasco." Anderson grins. "The Russians are going crazy over how we managed to infiltrate so far behind their lines. IMINT shows that they're already starting to pull AA assets from the front to bolster their rear defenses.""Good for the grunts, bad for the SFs." You frown."I realize that. Due to the increased AA presence behind the front, the DoD has decided to finally release some new toys they've had in development. And guess who gets first dibs?""Really? Us?" You blink."You bet your ass.""What kind of gear are we talking about here?""I'll keep that a surprise." Anderson chuckles. "I hope you know how to speak French, because you'll be heading to Istres Air Base. You've got six hours to pack you gear.""Yes sir!" You salute.As you leave Anderson's office, you briefly wonder what you should do.>Go find our witches and let them know what's going on.>Go see what Bree has been up to lately.>Go thank Ghost for all the help she gave you.>Other
>>29592419>Go thank Ghost for all the help she gave you.>Go find our witches and let them know what's going on.
>>29592419>>Go find our witches and let them know what's going on.>>Go thank Ghost for all the help she gave you.
>>29592419>Go find our witches and let them know what's going on.>Go see what Bree has been up to lately.
>>29592419>Go see what Bree has been up to lately.Gotta see Onee-chan before we leave.
>>29592419>>29592397>>29591824I like the cut of your jib.
>>29591824>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20QuestWait, how is this cyberpunk related? Idol management whatnow?
>>29592676Looks like he got his quests mixed up.
>>29592676>>29592693They are pretty clearly labeled.>Missed past threads? Catch them here:>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pararescue+witches>Other Quests:>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Quest
>>29592676>Other QuestsIt's another quest he runs... He's basically advertising it. Just like how he still has VMQ in there.
>>29592676Idols + shadowrun = Idolruns.
>>29592676Merc runs two quests. Come back tomorrow.
>>29592419>Go find our witches and let them know what's going on.>Go see what Bree has been up to lately.Gotta check sis too
>>29592419You decide to stop by the SF hangar on the way back to the barracks. After all, you never had a chance to properly thank Ghost for helping you out. She was nice enough to loan you those undoubtedly valuable Nighthawk strikers, and even took the time and effort to train Janice and Tarin in how to use them. Hell, she even tagged along on your extraction mission, which she didn't really have to do at all. You had to at least acknowledge her contributions at least.The guard at the hangar door at this point recognizes you pretty well, so he doesn't ask for any ID and just nods respectfully at you as you walk through. Inside, the hangar seems pretty the same as you last saw it. Largely empty except for all the gear laying around. However this time, you see Ghost in the back tinkering with a Striker."Hey, Ghost." You say to grab her attention."W-what?!" Ghost yelps as she looks up to see who it is. "O-oh! Hello C-Captain Pierce! What brings you here today?""Ah, nothing much. I was just coming along to thank you for helping us out on that extraction mission." You smile. "Seriously, we wouldn't have been able to do it without you.""I-I just provided some support. I didn't really do anything that important..." "Nonsense. you were a huge help." You say, instinctively ruffling Ghost's hair. The witch squeaks in response.>What were you thinking? Apologize!>Nah, you totally meant to do that.>Other
>>29592871>>Nah, you totally meant to do that.
>>29592871>Nah, you totally meant to do that.
>>29592871>>Nah, you totally meant to do that.Take that GhostDiva!
>>29592871>Nah, you totally meant to do that.Nothing lewd about a good headpat.
>>29592871>>Nah, you totally meant to do that.How adorable. Waifu Ghostdivison harder.
>>29592871>>Nah, you totally meant to do that.I don't see it as a waifu move but a big brother one.
>>29592871>Nah, you totally meant to do that.Keep on rubbing her head.
>>29592871>Nah, you totally meant to do that.Take it.
>>29592933Ghost is my waifu
>>29593032>>29592933goast is my waifu
>>29592871>OtherScratch behind the ears.
>>29592871Nah, let's just pretend you totally meant to do that. In either case you were already committed, so you might as well go all the way and continue the headpat."Either way, you did pretty good out there, Ghost." You say."T-thanks." Ghost says, her cheeks reddening slightly. "A-anyways, I need to get back to adjusting this Striker. Unless y-you have anything else to talk about?">How did you end up as an SF witch anyways?>I can't imagine you having been in the service for that long. Was this your first mission?>Actually, I'm pretty busy myself. I'll see you later.>Other
>>29593204>Actually, I'm pretty busy myself. I'll see you later.
>>29593204>>How did you end up as an SF witch anyways?"And when did you start in the service?"
>>29593204>Actually, I'm pretty busy myself. I'll see you later.Never let a character you like tell their life story. Especially when they're two weeks from retirement.
>>29593204>How did you end up as an SF witch anyways?
>>29593204>>Actually, I'm pretty busy myself. I'll see you later.See you around ghost~Now we need to find a Witch called Maus
>>29593204>>I can't imagine you having been in the service for that long. Was this your first mission?I'm curious about this as she doesn't seem like your typical SF witch.
>>29593204>Actually, I'm pretty busy myself. I'll see you later.Gotta tell our Witches that we're going to be shipping out again soon, and let our sister know.
>>29593204>How did you end up as an SF witch anyways?>>29593249It'd probably be 'Mouse', of course.
>>29593204>Actually, I'm pretty busy myself. I'll see you later.We're on the clock, gotta hair rufflan our own witches.Also, FINALLY, I caught up to an active thread! Thank you, whoever immediately archived this.
>>29593204>>Actually, I'm pretty busy myself. I'll see you later.give the other deltas our best wishes
>>29593204I still like the cut of your jib, sir.>OtherScratch behind the ears, then get going.
>>29592871>Nah, you totally meant to do that.she's cute when she does that
>>29593398Updating the thread before posting is a good habit to get into. Even more so if the quest calls for rolls.
>>29593532>>29593398>not using auto updateEven vanilla 4chan has that now.
>>29593572And I use it. I just may force an update before posting if depending on how long it's been.
>>29593204"Nah, I'm actually pretty busy myself, so I'll see you later." You grin as you scratch the back of Ghost's familiar ears, causing her to squeak again. "Hey, if you run into Lex or his guys give him my regards, all right?""S-sure thing!" Ghost nods. "A-and you're free to visit here a-anytime!"The journey back to your barracks takes a little longer than usual, due to the difficulty of finding a ride. Apparently, activity on the base had been picking up rather significantly, and most of the base vehicles were being used to haul troops and supplies that were being shipped in or out. You end having to walk all the way back, at which point it's already a little past lunchtime.Looks like it's Mediterranean style chicken today. Sweet. There's still a little bit left over, and you quickly grab what's left. You look over to see your witches at one of the tables and move off to join them."Oh, hello Captain, it looks like you made it just in time!" Janice smiles.You only get a silent nod from Tarin."Hey Cap!" Red says, chewing on a chicken leg. "How did the meeting with Anderson go?"It's then that you notice her sheathed sword sitting beside her, leaning on the table edge.>Oh, the meeting went fine.>Red, what have I told you about bringing your sword mealtimes?>Other
>>29593636>Oh, the meeting went fine, we're gonna have to start packing though.>Red, what have I told you about bringing your sword mealtimes?
>>29593636>>Oh, the meeting went fine.>>Red, what have I told you about bringing your sword mealtimes?
>>29593636>Oh, the meeting went fine.
>>29593636>Oh, the meeting went fine.>Other"We're going to be shipping out again soon, so get your bags ready."
>>29593636>[X] Is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?
>>29593636>Red, what have I told you about bringing your sword mealtimes?>Oh, the meeting went fine, we're gonna have to start packing though.
>>29593636>>Oh, the meeting went fine.
>>29593636>Oh, the meeting went fine.>Red, what have I told you about bringing your sword mealtimes?
>>29593636>Red, what have I told you about bringing your sword mealtimes?>Oh, the meeting went fine.
>>29593636>>Red, what have I told you about bringing your sword mealtimes?
>>29593636>Oh, the meeting went fine, we're gonna have to start packing though.>Red, what have I told you about bringing your sword mealtimes?Gotta play big brother, yeah?
>>29593636>Oh, the meeting went fine.Personally, I think Red has a perfectly good reason for having the sword. Don't act like she's cutting her food with it.
>>29593936>I think Red has a perfectly good reason for having the swordSuch as?
>>29593636"Oh, the meeting went fine." You say as you take a fork to the chicken and -JESUS IT'S LITERALLY FALLING OF THE BONE HOW DOES JANICE DO THAT- take a bite. "But we're going to be shipping out again, so be prepared to pack.""What, again?" Red blinks."It's only a temporary assignment. We're supposed to be testing out new equipment." You shrug."And where will we going?" Janice leans forward on the table, hands under her chin."Istres AIr Base." You respond. "Down in southern France.""Oh, how delightful! I've always wanted to see France in person!" Janice smiles."But that's nowhere near the front line!" Red frowns."Like I said, we're just testing equipment." You shrug. "I'm guessing the higher ups don't want Russian spies to be peeking in. Rammstein is not exactly the most secure place for that sort of thing.""Well, as long as it's for a reason." Tarin shrugs."And Red." You glare. "What have I told you about bringing your sword to mealtimes?""Ummmm..." Red then quickly snatches her sword and hides it under the table. "I have no idea what you're talking about.""Red." You say sternly."Come on, you gift me this really cool sword and you won't let me show it off?">Fine, just be careful, okay?>Red, it's a weapon, not a toy.>Other
>>29593963>>Red, it's a weapon, not a toy.
>>29593963>Red, it's a weapon, not a toy.
>>29593963>>Red, it's a weapon, not a toy.A toy would be sillicone and shorter.
>>29594013>Sword DildoIs it bad that I kinda want to see this?
>>29593963>>Red, it's a weapon, not a toy.>>29594036Well, I don't see how more insane it could possibly get. Make it a purple one.
>>29594036That depends on the way you mean 'Sword Dildo'.
>>29593963>>Red, it's a weapon, not a toy.>"At the very least get a sword belt for it if you want to hoof it aroundShe should be able to carry after she has satisfied Tarin she can use it
>>29593963>>Red, it's a weapon, not a toy.you unsheathe it, and you'll insult its spirit if you don't draw blood with it
>>29593963>Fine, just be carefulShe's a big girl,I doubt she will end up skewering any one not deserving.
Speaking of bladed instruments, we need to get our bro blacksmith to make us a kickarse Seax
>>29594036
>>29594160that and a fucking Daneax
>>29593963>Red, it's a weapon, not a toy.>Other"At least Tarin has the decency to HIDE the blades that she brings to mealtimes."
>>29593963"Red, it's a weapon, not a toy." You sigh. "I expect you to treat that thing with the same care and respect as any firearm.""I know, I know." Red pouts. "It's not like I've cut up anybody with it.""Anyways, our transport is leaving in a few hours, so we should start getting ready to go." You say. "Yes, sir." All three of your witches nod.>You should probably start getting packed, too.>Better go let Bree know what's going on.>Other
>>29594176That goddamned bit at the bottom. My sides.
>>29594227>Better go let Bree know what's going on.
>>29594227>>Better go let Bree know what's going on.she can help us pack
>>29594227>>Better go let Bree know what's going on.She'll give him grief if he doesn't.
>>29594227>>Compliment Janice on her cooking before you go.>>Better go let Bree know what's going on.
>>29594250Wait... That's new who the hell are those two?
>>29594270Red Baron and Star of Africa decedents
>>29594321I... Yes.
>>29594321>decedentsdescendants* Fuck
>>29594176Well, I just learned something new
>>29594358>Marseille confirmed for taking the dickwhat the fuck, ogitsune. she was a hard lesbo in star of africa.
>>29594502oh /u/
>>29594502He was obviously a Stud. In the husbandry sense of the word, there to continue the line and nothing else.
>>29594227You decide to go pay Bree a visit. You never really had a chance to really talk to her since you came back. Once you finish your lunch, you split off with your witches and head for Bree's office. However, it's not all flowers and sunshine, as you can hear shouting coming from Bree's office. Judging from the fact that you can only hear Bree's voice, she's probably on the phone with someone, and yeah, you can tell Bree is pissed. When she gets mad, she GETS MAD. The cringing from the other witches as they pass by also clues you in to the fact that this doesn't happen often, so something must REALLY be rustling her to get this kind of response.>Try to listen in on what she's saying.>Knock on the door to see if she'll let you in.>Wait until the shouting stops and she calms down a bit.>Other
>>29594502Maybe she adopted?
>>29594614>>Wait until the shouting stops and she calms down a bit.Let her get it all out.
>>29594614>Try to listen in on what she's saying.What kind of brother doesn't eavesdrop?
>>29594614>Wait until the shouting stops and she calms down a bit.If we need to know she'll tell us... Or you know we can just ask afterwords.
>>29594614>>Knock on the door to see if she'll let you in.
>>29594614>>Try to listen in on what she's saying.Eavesdropping on the sis? No contest.
>>29594614>other>DYNAMIC ENTRY"HEYTHERESISWHATSUPCANIHELPTOCHEERUPYOURDAY?!"She undermines our authority with sisterly antics, lets undermine hers with brotherly ones. Turnabout is fair play.
>>29594614>Listen in.>It's not going to be hard.
>>29594614>Try to listen in on what she's saying.
>>29594614>>Try to listen in on what she's saying.we wouldnt even need to try with her volume
>>29594614>Wait until the shouting stops and she calms down a bit.
>>29594675agreed
>>29594614You decide to try and listen in on whatever Bree is talking about. It's not too hard, considering the volume she's screaming at, but you have to get closer to the door in order to actually make out what she's saying."No! I'm not sending my into into fucking POLAND of all places!" ..."I don't fucking care what your IMINT says! The Russians have enough ZSUs and SA-6s knock a fucking Dreadnought out the sky! You think they're dumb enough to move it all at once?!"..."Even so, my girls are still too green to pull off a deep penetration mission like that! But you're sending them on so many back to back ops they can barely make the round trip to BERLIN!"..."Look, you either give my girls at least two or three days to rest, or you send those Strike Eagle strikers you promised us! There's no way we're flying through that much AA as we are now!"..."HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE SHIPMENT OF STRIKERS?!"You suddenly hear a loud CRASH and your danger instinct kicks in. You quickly leap forward and open the door to Bree's office.Inside, you see Bree standing behind her desk, breathing heavily. Behind her, you see one of her office windows shattered. You wonder what happened when you suddenly realize it.The phone on her desk is missing.She literally threw her phone through a window designed to stop bullets, and from the lack of a familiar, she did it without using magic."WILL THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME!" Bree screeches.>Okay, I'll just be going then.>Something wrong, Bree?>I heard everything, Bree. Talk to me.>Other
>>29595056>>I heard everything, Bree. Talk to me.
>>29595056>[x]Brotherly Hugs
>>29595056>"I know it's not a good time, that's why you need to talk to me."
>>29595056>I heard everything, Bree. Talk to me.
Rolled 9>>29595056>>I heard everything, Bree. Talk to me.We've got some pull now, we might be able to arrange something.
>>29595056>>I heard everything, Bree. Talk to me.>>29595107That is somewhat doubtful.
>>29595056HUG HER. HUG HER TIGHTLY
>>29595056>THIS IS AN INTERVENTION.>YOU NED HUGS BADLY.
>>29595056>I heard everything, Bree. Talk to me.and this>>29595094calm her down.>busted the window>phones give out before bullet proof windows do>mfwdamn...
The call is a remidner of my doubts about the government's ability to fight a war in the '89 verse.
>>29595056>I heard everything, Bree. Talk to me.good god...it's she hulk!
>>29595309Umm, magic?
>>29595309>government>efficiency>accountability>competencePick one and only one.
>>29595056>>Other"Defenestrating phones is not healthy, sister."Use our new found specops cred to pull strings and find her witches some strikers.
>>29595447>pull strings and find her As >>29595198 put it. Pretty doubtful man that we have /that/ kind of pull...
>>29595563We might know someone that does, though.
>>29595309>implying this is a new problemRead up on some of the shit that went wrong during WW2. Prosecuting a war on a world-wide scale leads to some problems.
>>29595598I doubt we would have enough pull with those people to get them to do anything about it.
>>29595598We're just a captain. Even though we're SOF, that's not much pull at all. We haven't made any powerful friends yet.
>>29595635To unlose some Strike Eagles? I think we can manage that.
Well the deltas appear to have some silent eagles lying around...Especially since they're going on a deep penetration mission.
>>29595773yeah they did have them ready for our witches to use, but they chose the nighthawks insteadHAHA, we can get those silent eagles
>>29595056"Bree, I heard everything." You say. "Let's just talk about this, okay?""It's nothing you should be concerned with." Bree sniffs, trying to hold back tears. "You're not part of my unit anyways-""Bree." You walk up and wrap your big sister in a hug. "I don't give a shit about any of that right now. I'm your brother, so talk to me like one."It's at this point Bree starts tearing up, but she manages to retain enough composure not to break down sobbing."I-It's just that sometimes I get the feeling that the brass just DON'T FUCKING CARE about me or my squadron." She sniffs, returning the hug. "M-my girls aren't the b-best or brightest. In fact they all graduated near the bottom of their c-classes, but they work hard, harder than most other people, and the brass just wants to fucking send them off to die!""Bree, just tell me what's going on." "W-well." Bree takes a deep breath. "Since the war started, me and my squadron have mostly been tasked with CAS or strike mission close to the front. We don't have to fly too far and we've got plenty of support, which is good because frankly, the F-111 strikers just can't keep up with newest Russian stuff, and God help us if we run into enemy itches."And then today, I get the order that we're suddenly supposed to go on a deep penetration mission into POLAND. You know, the same Poland crawling with more AA missiles than the entire country has trees! My girls are so bone tired from repeated missions they can barely make the round trip from Berlin! Do the math, Will, what do you think will happen if we go out there?""I also heard something about your new strikers?" You ask."They keep finding new excuses not to send them to us." Bree scowls. "Every time a fresh batch comes out another unit snipes them out from under me."Why?" You blink.(cont)
>>29595817"Oh, I can think of several reasons." Bree sighs and slumps back into her chair. "When I first started out, I knew the Matrons and the brass weren't expecting much of me. My unit? They're made up of the all the rejects and washouts the other squadrons didn't want. I wasn't exactly the model student in the academy, so I'm pretty damn sure the Matrons were setting me up to fail.""That's harsh." You wince. You knew Bree could be unruly, but this was going overboard, wasn't it?"Yeah, well, I fucking showed them. I whipped these girls into shape, and through a lot of hard work and sweat and tears I managed to turn them into a respectable fighting unit! You'd think somebody would be happy about it but noooooo. Here Bree, have some F-111 strikers nobody wants anymore! Sorry Bree, we don't have any more F-15s for you! Oh sorry Bree, this squadron here needs them more than you do! It's not like you're doing anything important, are you? Fuck 'em." She spits."So what are you going to do?""Me? I have half a mind to just fake the mission." Bree shakes her head. "No way I'm sending my girls out just to get killed.""How would you do that?" You narrow your eyes."Oh, you know, once we get close to the Berlin line, we drop down to ground level and disappear off the radar. Dump some ammo, wait around for a few hours, and then come back, and I write down in my report that we didn't find anything of note.""That's... a serious crime, Bree. You'll court martialed for that.""If I get caught. You have any better ideas?">No...>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.>Other
>>29595850>>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.lets talk to the delta's and ghost, see if they have those F-15SE's still lying around
>>29595850>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.Delta bros HALP
>>29595850I reraise the motion that the Matrons are actively hindering the war effort to the point of being one step away from treason.
>>29595872This. No way is our sister getting court marshaled.
>>29595850>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.Shoot we can at least try.So Bree's squadron is basically a cross between the Blacksheep and Wraith Squadron, then?
>>29595850>>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.As unlikely as I think it is I'd feel bad just looking away from it. They are blood after all.>getting the Deltas' Silent EaglesThat is highly unlikely and I doubt they enough for all of her girls.
>>29595903they are petty politicking bitches, but their not traitors, if anything they are like the family that has children fighting on both sides, and have to sit back and hope they all come home alive
>>29595932>That is highly unlikelyhow so? they were meant for our unit to use, but the we picked the Nighthawks instead, and knowing SOF procurement procedures, they are still sitting there in that hangar unsed
>>29595850>>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.
>>29595850>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.
>>29595932We're also heading out to france.If we do a swap between their girls so Jan and Tarin fly the F-111s for a while, we might be able to scourge up enough F-15SE and F-15E strikers for all of them.
>>29595850>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.We got some cred we can try to cash in.
>>29595980worth a shot. lets do this.
>>29595955>hope they all come home aliveIf the matrons can't pick a side, they have no place in NATO. Hoping the Soviets go home safe is the same as hoping that NATO fails.
>>29595980Can't hurt to ask. Let's try it.
>>29596101keep in mind there's a different between traditionally raised Russian witches, such as the much beloved Katya, and those raised under Stalin's program.
>>29595850>>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.Call SOFC to get those Strike Eagles.Then call the Judge Advocate General. This mission stinks to high heaven of someone intentionally trying to get our sister and her unit killed for zero military gain.
>>29596170And they're both currently trying to kill Poles. And Germans. And French. And Americans.If the Matrons can't figure out which side of the war they are on, they should be swinging at the end of a long rope.
>>29596101>they have no place in NATO.they're not...
>>29596179fucking this, this mission seems to have no legal or reasonable grounds for ordering it, thus its legal to disobey the orders
>>29596215with varying levels of morale, as for example there's the group of normal witches which surrendered without much of a fight early on in SW89.The main difference is their viciousness and general morale. A normal witch would surrender rather quickly.
>>29596179Are there any suspects? If no, we should ask.
>>29595850"Jeez Bree, I know you're not exactly the easiest person to agree with, but who the hell did you piss off to warrant this kind of abuse?""I can think of a few certain individuals." Bree sighs. "Look, I know what they're trying to pull here. They either want me to resign in protest or do something stupid.""Like faking mission logs.""Yeah, but at least I have a chance of not getting caught." Bree sighs."Actually, Bree, I might know somebody who has extra strikers lying around." You say. "And not just junkers, top the line stuff. If I can get them to loan it out to you, will you do the mission?""I might, yeah." Bree nods. "If you can pull it off I will never tease or say anything bad about you ever again.""How about not physically assaulting me every chance you get?""Don't push it."And once again, you find yourself on the long trek back to the SF hangar. You knew the SF witches had a ton of strikers lying around they weren't actively using."O-oh! Captain Pierce! Back so soon?" Ghost blinks as she sees you walk in."Hey, Ghost, I have a really, REALLY big favor to ask of you." You say. You explain the whole situation with Bree to Ghost, who only stands there and nods silently as talk. "So, do you think you can help me?" You ask."Hmmmm, we do have a lot of Strike and Silent Eagle strikers lying around. Enough to equip a whole squadron." Ghost nods. "We've got a lot of freedom on how to use them, so I think we can get away with loaning them out.""Thank you so much, Ghost. You're a lifesaver." You grin."B-but you know, you should probably t-talk to Anderson about this..." Ghost mumbles.>Nah, Anderson doesn't need to know.>I guess I should mention it to him.>Other
>>29596350>>I guess I should mention it to him.Color me surprised.
>>29596350>I guess I should mention it to him.Gotta respect chain of command.
>>29596350>>I guess I should mention it to him.He should know something about these deep pen ops. I wonder if he knows its being done with terrible equipment and worn-out personnel.
>>29596350>>I guess I should mention it to him.
>>29596350>>I guess I should mention it to him.just say we're helping inter-unit cooperation to better mission effectiveness and success rates
>>29595850>I'll talk to someone about this. Let me handle it.>>29595872>lets talk to the delta's and ghost, see if they have those F-15SE's still lying aroundThis
>>29596389Plus, from a purely Pararescue perspective, if a badly-equipped deep pen op goes to shit, who do you think has to come in and save the day?Cap has good reason on personal *and* professional levels to try and get this shit down.
>>29596350>I guess I should mention it to him.Let him know that someone is trying to get a squadron flying out of his base killed.
>>29596350>I guess I should mention it to him.Woo professionalism!
>>29596428a little slow mate, we just did that
>>29596514Curses!
>>29596509why do they always have centerline racks with forward firing missiles? I'd love to see a drawing of one firing one and getting punted in the cunt by the thing
>>29596350Merc, you have no idea how tempted I am to tell Beagle and Kilroy about this quest. Their reactions would be fucking hilarious.
>>29596350>I guess I should mention it to him.He'll probably agree, and if not, at least help out.>>29596389Fucking this. Someone needs to get moved to McMurdo.
>>29596540I always figured they were the sort of missile that dropped clear before their engines spun up.
>>29596350>>I guess I should mention it to him.I think we have the brownie points to pull it off considering how we pulled a big mission without casualities (also effectively making up for the earlier fuck up then some)
>>29596540They're not centerline, they're side-set. And I thought AIM-9 and AIM-54 drop off the rails first before launching? Granted, that means HOT THRUST GAS IN FACE, but y'know, MAGIC
>>29596590the larger BVR missiles yeah, but sidewinders on the innermost racks? thats just stupid, theres a reason they were put as far from the fuselage as possible, plenty of early tomcats had engines flame out because of a sidewinder dumping its thrust and exhaust into an engine intake
>>29596350>I guess I should mention it to him.And while we are there lets put Lex up for commendation.
>>29596615in that particular picture they are, but there are many more where the thigns nose is touching their panties, and sidewinders just launch straight, no drop launch
>>29596615The witch version of the missile could have a longer delay before engine activation.
>>29596350"Yeah, I should mention it to him. Thanks again." You say as you ruffle Ghost's hair again, getting another little squeak."N-no problem, Captain!"With that, you find the nearest phone and dial Anderson's number. Once he picks up you recount a more truncated version of events."You're right, these are serious implications." Anderson says grimly. "I can't directly do anything about it, but I know some people I can lean on to handle things. I'll see if I can't get that mission retasked to a safer target, or get it scrubbed completely.""Thanks, sir, it's appreciated." You say."Hey, people give SOCOM a lot of shit for supposedly being super shady. I can't just sit by and let somebody else get away with it." Anderson says. "And don't you have a flight to catch, soldier?"OH SHIT."Yeah, I'd better be going then." You say quickly before bolting out the door, giving a quick wave to Ghost.About thirty minutes later, you link up with the rest of your witches at the C-130 scheduled to ship you out."Well look at this, Janice, our brave leader tells us to pack and prepare to leave, and doesn't even follow his own orders!" Red smirks as you try to catch your breath."Oh, don't worry Captain, me and Red had the foresight to pack all your belongings for you!" Janice grins. "And I helped." Tarin says flatly."That's right Tarin, you did help!" Janice nods. "I suppose I shouldn't have to tell you to show more care and responsibility in the future?">Tell them about the whole drama with Bree.>Nah, they don't really need to know that.>Other
>>29596560Eeeeehhhhh, I'd rather not. I just namedropped them for a bit of fun but they were never intended to actually BE them.
>>29596682>>Tell them about the whole drama with Bree.I think they should know about this seeing how they partied with her and such. That and it is a witch matter.
>>29596682>Other"Yeah, sorry girls, had to talk to Anderson about some stuff."
>>29596682>>Tell them about the whole drama with Bree.be honest with them, they are our eyes and ears, we need them to trust and assist us
>>29596682>Tell them about the whole drama with Bree.Janice is hella connected, maybe she can help out
>>29596682>Other>Had something come up that needed taking care of.Regardless of what wins they should, of course, be thanked for being thoughtful.
>>29596659It's tagged as collective game in the archive, and for filtering purposes, just filter Pararescue Witches.>>29596682>Nah, they don't really need to know that.Not really professional. It's gonna get dealt with anyway.>OtherI hope they didn't find Cap's 'secret stash'.Have some nice F-15E and AWACS.
>>29596682>>Nah, they don't really need to know that.They really don't
>>29596682>>Nah, they don't really need to know that.
>>29596801>I hope they didn't find Cap's 'secret stash'.Secret stash of witch themed porn? God. That'd be embarrassing.
>>29596801>picWhat the fuck did they do to that poor Steyr?
>>29596682>>Tell them about the whole drama with Bree.
>>29596682>Tell them about the whole drama with Bree.
>>29596926It's what happens when an AUG makes sweet dumpster love to an XM-8, and abandons the baby at the H&K factory.
>>29596682"Yeah, sorry girls, but I just had to talk to Anderson about some stuff." You shrug.You had half a mind of telling them what happened, but you decide against it. They really didn't need to know, as this was more of a private matter between you, Bree, and Anderson. Telling them about it now would just get them all worried for no reason.A few minutes later, Bullseye, Snips, Hoskins, and Rex join you. Apparently they were told to leave the Pave Hawk behind as they wouldn't be needing it.The trip to Istres takes a few hours, and you and the girls just do some random small chat, but you're honestly in no mood to talk much, since you're still concerned about Bree. The witches seem to sense this and give you some space. By the the time the transport lands at Istres, it's already dark, so the moment you're shown to your quarters you simply flop down on the bed and drift off to sleep.Suddenly, you're jolted awake by a loud banging on your door. You glance at your clock and see that it was 0500. You didn't need to wake up for at least another two hours.>Try to ignore the knocking and go to sleep.>Tell Red to answer the door.>Answer the door yourself.>Other
Rolled 2>>29597073>>Answer the door yourself.Let the Red sleep.
>>29597073>>Tell Red to answer the door.Best waifu roommate can answer the door.
>>29597073>>Answer the door yourself.at least do something right instead of
>>29597014Because you aren't owed a thing and 4chan has the ability to hide threads built in. >not catering to people that bitch about not enjoying something you enjoy makes you a dickThat's why.>>29597073>Answer the door yourself.
>>29597051it looks like someone took a little too much inspiration from starship troopers, and they also managed to mangle the KAC supressor too...>>29597073>Answer the door yourself.let the leeetle seester get her beauty sleep
>>29597073>Answer the door yourself.
>>29597073>>Answer the door yourself.
>>29597073Groaning, you get out of bed and quickly slip on your pants and jacket to make yourself look somewhat presentable before opening the door.And standing before you is a very cheerful looking French witch who greets you with a smile."Bonjour, Captain Pierce! Welcome to Istres-Le Tubé Air Base!" She grins.>I'm sorry you are...?>Do you have any idea what time it is?>What do you want?>Other
>>29597308>>I'm sorry you are...?
>>29597308Step outside and close the door.Let Red sleep in peace.And then forget the keys>>I'm sorry you are...?
>>29597308>>I'm sorry you are...?"Also, I thought I wasn't needed up for another couple of hours?
>>29597308>What do you want?You know I didn't need to be up for another two hours at the very least...
>>29597308>>I'm sorry you are...?also, not a favourable first impression waking us up at 5am after a hectic days work and a uncomfortable flight
>>29597346>>29597333Combine these. Well, minus the key forgetting bit.
>>29597333Who needs keys when you have a knife?
>>29597308>>I'm sorry you are...?It is 5AM, woman.
>>29597308>>I'm sorry you are...?>>Do you have any idea what time it is?
>>29597308>You really need to work on having a better sense of timing." *Go back to sleep*
>>29597308>'m sorry you are...?
>>29597308>>Do you have any idea what time it is?"Captain, you have exactly 5 seconds to convince me not to complain about you to your commanding officer. Do you have ANY idea what time it is and how much sleep I've gotten in the past few days on the Front?"Morning people. Ugh.
>>29597417>Morning people. Ugh.I don't understand these people. Really don't.
>>29597308"I'm sorry, and you are...?" "Oh, how rude of me!" The girl gasps in slightly accented English. "Captain Ernestine Nungesser, at your service!"Well, it looks like your list of witch acquaintances grew a little longer today."I'm sorry, Captain Nungesser, but do you have any idea what time it is?" You sigh. While you respect some people's ability to get up early in the morning, you could never understand their enthusiasm for it."Oh, my apologies. I just came to let you know that the shipment of the gear you were to test has been delayed to this evening, so all of your duties have been cancelled for the day.""Did you really have to tell me at 0500?""Well, I did have some ulterior motives too..." Nungesser then grins as her eyes begin to wander downward.Oh dear, you had the feeling she was one of THOSE witches.>Like what you see?>Sorry, I'm not interested.>TACTICAL RETREAT>Other
>>29597452You know, one time I woke up early just to see what was so appealing. Bored out of my mind, I just looked outside and watched the sun rise. I'd never do it again, but it was worth watching once in your life.
>>29597308>Run do_I_need_to_salute_this_person.exe.>If yes, salute and greet.>Else greet and bid goodnight.
>>29597546>>Sorry, I'm not interested.we've got all we need in Janice
>>29597546>>Sorry, I'm not interested."Red, I'm borrowing your katana, got a rapist that needs to be bisected"
>29597546>Sorry, I'm not interested. *close door*
>>29597546>Sorry, I'm not interested.Close the door, go back to bed. I'm sure she can find her own way out.
>>29597546>>Like what you see?>>Sorry, I'm not interested.Clit tease, GO!
Rolled 15>>29597546>>Sorry, I'm not interested.>>TACTICAL RETREATStay away from us.
>>29597546>>Sorry, I'm not interested."You can come back when I'm through doing my best Rip Van Winkle impression."Then slam the door in her face.
>>29597546>Sorry, I'm not interested.Yeah, no. Go back to sleep. What a fucking waste of time.
>>29597546"Fantastic. Are these doors soundproof?">RAPE WHISTLE.
>>29597546>>TACTICAL RETREAT"Good thing I put on pants, then!"
>>29597546>Other"I'm sorry, Captain, however 0500 in the morning is NOT a time where I am interested in THAT. Good day."And go back to bed.
>>29597546>>Sorry, I'm not interested.>>TACTICAL RETREATSummon Tarin!
>>29597546>Like what you see?
>>29597546>"Even if I found you even remotely attaractive Capt. it is far too early in the morning for this. Good night."
>>29597546>Sorry, I'm not interested....for Raker is my waifu
>>29597546>>Sorry, I'm not interested.Close door, make mental note to complain about her to her CO in the morning for sexual harassment. She's a witch so it won't go anywhere, but maybe she'll get the message that waking us up when we're dead tired isn't the best way to get in our pants.
>>29597546>>Sorry, I'm not interested.Too late, too bad we don't know where a guy wouldn't mind a horny french is.
>>29597546>Other>It's too early for this shit.>Close door, resume sleep
>>29597546"Sorry, I'm not interested." You try to suppress a yawn. "Now if you excuse me I want to get a little more sleep in."Oh, I understand." Nungesser says with a smile. "I'm sure you're perfectly happy with your current partner!" Wait what-"Au revoir, Captain! Until next time!" Nungesser gives you a salute before skipping off.Huh... odd girl. With that you just slip back into bed and drift back off to sleep.Again, you're awoken somewhat violently, but at least the sun is up this time. You open your eyes to see Red standing over you, fully dressed."Wake up, Cap, we've got a big day!" Red grins."What?" You blink as your eyes adjust to the light. "I thought our testing was canceled for today?""Well yeah, that means we got a free day!" Red beams. "We're on France's southern coast, and Ernestine says she knows a really great beach we could hang out at!"Ernestine? Oh right, that French witch from before. Wait... when did Red get on first name terms with her...?"Come on, Cap, are you coming with us or not?" Red asks. "Everyone else is going!">Sure, why not. >Nah, I'd rather just stay on base.>Other
Rolled 5>>29597689>>Sure, why not.
>>29597689>Sure, why not. Red in Swimsuit gogogo
>>29597689>Sure, why not.
>>29597689>>Sure, why not.Time to show off the PJ bod.
>>29597689>Other>Question Motives"Red, you realize this witch woke me up at 0500 to tell us we had the day off and I think she came on to me. Is it possible there's some kind of hilarious hijinks planned at this beach visit?"
>>29597689>>Sure, why not.Let's rock.
>>29597689>>Sure, why not.woo beach episode, Janice better be wearing a string bikini
>>29597689>>Sure, why not.>>29597722you misspelled Janice/Raker; if it was just Red and Rape Witch, it'd be a NOPE.
>>29597689>>29597732I really do want to question this bullshit.But I doubt any of you people will...
>>29597689>Nah, I'd rather just stay on base.SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPWe'll never get this chance again until we get put into hospital one more.
>>29597689>Sure, why not.Worse case scenario, we can always hide behind Janice or Tarin.
>>29597760we will have to sit down and huddle infront of Jan
>>29597689>Sure, why not. Time for the ocean and ALL THE PASTIS.
>>29597689>>Sure, why not.Maybe there'll be tans involved.
>>29597689>>Sure, why not.I am concerned and pleased about the possibilities.
>>29597689$5 on Nude beach.
>>29597689>>Nah, I'd rather just stay on base.
>>29597689>Sure, why not. Let's bring the whistle just in case
>>29597794Probably given we are in Provence.
>>29597773I happen to prefer Janice's back... not that there's anything bad about her front, of course...
>>29597831I mean we have to hide the tent.
>>29597813it's France! Blowing that will summon the horde of rape! HE WILL D.I.E!
>>29597829I'll raise it to $10 then.
>>29597831I don't think she'd mind his tent, that and I'd rather have her 'protect' us.... then let her have her way. Can't rape the willing.
>>29597843Oh. Ooohhh.
>>29597843why would we do that when Janice can help with it?
>>29597936pretty sure red would be much more willing to aid us there
>>29597689"Sure, I guess I can come along." You say as you get out of the bed. Hell, you could probably use a day at the beach. You can't even remember the last time you've been at one that didn't involve pulling some poor sap out of the water and/or getting shot at."Hey, wait a minute." You narrow your eyes. "We're not going to one of those nudist beaches, are we?""Well, I'm not sure really." Red frowns. "Ernestine said she was taking us to a privately owned plot held by the local witch academy. It's normally empty at this time of year but the weather turned out very nice today. Plus she told me the bring a swimsuit so I guess things will be okay."True enough. The sun was high and shining brightly, with not a cloud in sight."Okay, but if it turns out somebody tries to separate me from my clothes THERE WILL BE BLOOD.""Noted." Red says.Outside, you see two jeeps parked on the road. In the front one, you can see Nungesser and Janice waving at you, with Tarin sort of sulking in the back. The second one was holding your aircrew, who all seemed very enthusiastic about this trip. Red hops into the jeep with the other witches while you hop into the second jeep to prevent overcrowding. The witch jeep then takes off, with Hoskins taking the wheel of the second jeep and following close behind.>Discuss anything with your aircrew while you wait?
>>29597961>Bring M9/1911 for support>"Don't you guys love your helicopter more than just about anything? Got seperated so easily?"
>>29597961whats the rumormill like around these parts, and don't deny it, crews always gossip and get in on the rumormills
>>29597961"Gentlemen, equipment check. Raise your rape whistles."
>>29597961Ask why Tain is sulkingthe beach is fun
>>29597961>"That interested in seeing witch in swimsuits? Be careful around the french one... unless you're willing">>29598017I think she's in the other cheap.
>>29597961Ask if any of them also got woken up at godforsaken-AM-in-the-morning. We couldn't have been the only one.
>>29598017She's most likely being forced into this. You know socializing stuff isn't her strong point.
>>29598012This
>>29597961we should totally pair up Ernestine with the aircrew, all of them, at once.>>29598024>unless you're willingthey are aircrew, they are always willing
>>29597961>>29598031>>29598002These two.
>>29598024 Here I mean Jeep>>29598031I think if she did see them, they might have taken her up on the offer, as some guys would practically kill to get a shot at a witch
>>29597999>not using an M11what are you doing bro?
>>29598012Oh yes
>>29597961"So, guys." You say, leaning forward in your seat. "Have any sort of idea what we might be doing out here?""Ogling semi-naked witches?" Hoskins grins."Other than that. You know what I mean." You sigh."I'm guessing we're testing a new type of helo." Bullseye says. "What other reason to make us leave our regular one behind?""Hm, it's possible." You nod. "Rex?""Seems like it." Rex nods. "I think I remember reading that Istres has a pretty extensive testing facilities.""Any idea what it'll be like?" Everybody shakes their heads."Well, great help you guys are." You sigh. "Did you guys all get woken up ungodly early in the morning?""Yes." They all say in unison."Let me guess, Nungesser?"Everybody nods."Don't get me wrong, though, she seems nice." Bullseye says. "Maybe a little too enthusiastic about things, but she's like, smoking hot.""I guess. I mean, she's French. That's a given." Snips points out.>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.>Well, I hope you've all got your rape whistles, because I'm not sharing mine.>Other
>>29598139>Well, I hope you've all got your rape whistles, because I'm not sharing mine.
>>29598139>>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser."If you're fine with Sickening Sixths, of course."
>>29598139>>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.also make sure they have rape whistles, but steal bullseyes
>>29598139>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.I'll be as far away as possible when this happens.
>>29598139>>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.>>Well, I hope you've all got your rape whistles, because I'm not sharing mine.Why not both.
>>29598139>>Well, I hope you've all got your rape whistles, because I'm not sharing mine.I wonder if they're taught that the rape whistle = dinner bell at the academy or if it's somehow instinctual.
>>29598139>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.Get one of the crew to snatch Bullseye's whistle, then throw him at the sexy french which
>>29598167>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.This. Pranks, HO!
>>29598139>>Well, I hope you've all got your rape whistles, because I'm not sharing mine.
>>29598139seconding >>29598178>whynotboth.jpg
>>29598139>>29598167We may not some of that, but Bullseye deserves some quality French tail.
>>29598139>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.Either this will end greatly for him. Or hysterically for us.I see a win-win.
>>29598139>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.Foist the temptress on our crewman so we can hog our witches to ourselves.>>29598185Didn't Bitchtit's XO tell us rape whistles don't work?
>>29598186>PranksI don't think throwing a guy at a horny girl that he thinks is hot is much of a prank. Seems more like a massive favor that he's going to owe us.
>>29598178Looking at the tie... yes.
>>29598200>Didn't Bitchtit's XO tell us rape whistles don't work?Yeah, pretty much. We know that thing is worthless.
>>29598139>>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.Killing two birds with one stone
>>29598139>>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.
>>29598218>>29598200Why do you think we're trying to get the aircrew to use them? THEY can ring the dinner bell, and we'll go scarper using our witches as a shield.
>>29598207Like I said up here >>29598199 It's a win-win no matter which way this goes.
>>29598139>>Hey Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser.It will definitely save us trouble and make his day.
>>29598232And you really believe these guys don't know that thing is worthless also?
>>29598245oh they know, they also know all they do is alert horny witches to their presence and locationif anything, they will have backup whistles
>>29598207or it could break his heart after she throws him aside like a used condom.
>>29598256...that's still not much of a prank as it is a massive dick move.
>>29598245I mean, they may suspect, but IC, we only know because we were explicitly told that early by a witch. Also, we're the first Joint unit in the Air Force in like, forever. I'm sure the joke amongst the common men about the rape whistle regs (assuming people know about that shit) is that it's the dinner bell, but do they really /know/?
>>29598256>>29598265And you people are looking at this like it's going to be some kind of long term deal like they'll fall in love forever and ever. You know two people can just fuck and be over it right?
>>29598139"Well Bullseye, you should totally make a move on Nungesser." You grin."W-what?" Bullseye blinks."Come on. She's obviously the type that's into badass pilots. I'm sure she doesn't make the distinction between fighters and helos." You shrug."Hey man, I may know how to land my bird with minimum clearance and fly with a busted tail rotor, but interacting with girls isn't exactly my thing." Bullseye gulps."Ah, don't worry. Nungesser will probably be doing all the work for you anyways." You laugh. "But just in case, you've all got your rape whistles, right? Because I'm not sharing mine.""Rape whistles?" Rex blinks."Well, good luck to all of you, then." You say solemnly.Finally, you reach the beach, and it's pretty damn nice. The sand, which apparently hasn't been disturbed by a human foot for months, is almost smooth as glass and is a perfect contrast against the sapphire blue Mediterranean Sea. And there didn't seem to be another soul for miles around. If this wasn't paradise, it was pretty damn close to it.Pretty much immediately, the witches begin shirking off their shirts and pants to reveal the swimsuits they were wearing underneath. Red and Nungesser run out to the water. Tarin also goes out into the sea but seems to be swimming out to deeper waters. Janice lays down a towel on the sand to lounge, while the aircrew looks like they trying to set up a volleyball net.>Go play in the water with Red and Nungesser.>Go see what Tarin is up to.>Lounge with Janice.>Help out the aircrew.>Other
>>29598301>Lounge with Janice.
>>29598301>>Go play in the water with Red and Nungesser.
>>29598301>Help out the aircrew.Somebody cue Playing With The Boys.
>>29598301>>Lounge with Janice.
>>29598301 >>Lounge with Janice.
>>29598301>Lounge with Janice.Sun is good, view is good. You know the view may very will be the best thing here.
>>29598301>Help out the aircrew.Need to help set up something for the Witches to watch.
>>29598301>Go play in the water with Red and Nungesserwitchraep soon comrades
>>29598301>OtherWhere there is a beach, there are drinks.
>>29598301>>Go play in the water with Red and Nungesser.Play first, lounge after.
>>29598301>>Go see what Tarin is up to.
>>29598301>Lounge with Janice.let the children have their fun before we interupt them
>>29598301>Lounge with Janice.lets see if she wants us to help oil her up any
>>29598301>Help out the aircrew.WHO IS TOP GUN HERE?
>>29598301>Go play in the water with Red and Nungesser.
>>29598301>Help out the aircrewthen>Lounge with Janice
>>29598301>>Lounge with Janice.>>29598333the view of what? Janice or the scenery?
>>29598403Yes.
>>29598301>>Go see what Tarin is up to.I want to hang out with Tarin
>>29598301>Lounge with Janice.then we can go play volleyball once the aircrew have it set up
>>29598301>>Go play in the water with Red and Nungesser.water is fun
>>29598301>>Lounge with Janice.Nothing wrong with some relaxing and with some great company
>>29598421then why aren't we hanging out with Tarin
>>29598301>Go play in the water with Red and Nungesser.time to play with best girl
>>29598301>Lounge with Janice.And don't forget to compliment her swimsuit.
>>29598426Because clearly she's deep sea hunting right now.Do you really want to get between her and her prey?
>>29598301>>Go play in the water with Red and Nungesser.but be careful around french witch and tell her about the airmen that likes her
>>29598301>Lounge with Janice.Quick Merc, what are the girls wearing, we requrie pictures, for research...
>>29598301>Go play in the water with Red and Nungesser.red is for lewds
>>29598301>Lounge with Janice.Plant our head right in her lap
>>29598446Silly anon, we could be her prey.
>>29598301You decide take it easy for now and lie down next to Janice, basking in the warm Mediterranean sun."Hmmm, I never took you for one to take things easy, Captain." Janice grins as you lie down next to her."Yeah, well, sometimes you just gotta slow down." You shrug. "Do you mind if I join you?""Oh, not at all!" Janice then rolls over onto her belly. "Actually, do you think you could me out a little here? I need to get some suntan lotion on my back...">Sure, I'll help.>Maybe you should have one of the girls do it...>Other
>>29598505>>Maybe you should have one of the girls do it...Ohhhhhhh no. Not falling for this one. We do this, Red bullrushes us.
>>29598505>>Sure, I'll help.The girls are already out in the water.
>>29598505>>Sure, I'll help.And now the OTHERS will ask we do the same. Mmmyesss.
>>29598505>Sure, I'll help.>>29598510... That image. What.
>>29598505>>Sure, I'll help.mmmm
>>29598505>Sure, I'll help.
>>29598505>>Sure, I'll help.If she's asking, I'm accepting
>>29598505>Rub rub rub, grope grope grope
>>29598505>>Maybe you should have one of the girls do it...
>>29598505>OtherSure, just give me a second>Bring out the rape whistle and hold it ready in our teeth.
>>29598505>>Maybe you should have one of the girls do it...SOUNDS LEGIT
>>29598505>Maybe you should have one of the girls do it...
>>29598505>>Sure, I'll help.
>>29598526Foolz says it was supposed to be the '89 volleybvall image.Guess th3 replace bug struck again.
>>29598505>Sure, I'll help.This is bait isn't it?
>>29598505>Maybe you should have one of the girls do it...trap
>>29598505>Sure, I'll help.oh yes, yes we can help
>>29598566Huh. I wonder if moot will ever get around fixing that.>moot fixing anything
>>29598505>Sure, I'll help.dont care if its bait or not, this is beach episode
>>29598505>Maybe you should have one of the girls do it...I smell this bait
>>29598505>Sure, I'll help.Lets be a gentleman and help the lady out
>>29598505>>Sure, I'll help.It might be incidental bait but when has /tg/ not go for nice bait?
>>29598590Heard he said before that it was too amusing and uncommon for him to give much of a fuck about.
>>29598505>Sure, I'll help.But get our whistle ready for action
>>29598505>>Maybe you should have one of the girls do it...nope nope
>>29598505>Sure, I'll help
>>29598619Yep, sounds like him.
>>29598505>>Sure, I'll help."No funny business, I've got my whistle."
>>29598505"Sure, I'll help." You nod, taking the bottle of suntan lotion from Janice and squeezing some into your hands."You're such a gentleman, Captain." Janice smiles."Just being nice, is all." You say as you slowly rub the lotion onto her back, unconsciously noting how smooth her skin was. Janice gives a pleasant sigh as you do your work.Meanwhile, you look up to see Red and Nungesser in a serious water fight, while Tarin was nowhere to be found. However, you somehow were not worried about Tarin.The aircrew a nearly done setting up the net."All right, done." You say as you rub a bit of lotion on the last bit of exposed skin. "You're totally predicted from that nasty Sun.""Why thank you." Janice then sets up on her knees and takes the bottle back from you. "I guess it's only natural I return the favor.">Sure, I don't mind.>Nah, I probably won't need it.>Other
>>29598676>>Sure, I don't mind.This is going to be good.
>>29598676>>Sure, I don't mind.I'm just going along so hopefully Red sees and gets jealous. I'm a twisted man.
>>29598676>Sure, I don't mind.Oh, yesss
>>29598676>Sure, I don't mind.Too busy going fast in MGR to think of something witty. Someone do it for me.
>>29598676>Sure, I don't mind
>>29598676>>Sure, I don't mind.sunburn is bad
>>29598676>Sure, I don't mind.Anti-waifufags are skincancer
>>29598676>Sure, I don't mind.Gotta protect that glorious viking skin
>>29598676>>Sure, I don't mind.Always gotta use protection.It's not like he would ask one of the guys to lotion up his back although that would be fine too.
>>29598676>Sure, I don't mind.Skin cancer is fucking terrible
>>29598676"Sure, I don't mind." You say as you turn your back to Janice. After all, skin cancer was a terrible thing."Just stay still..." Janice says in a soothing voice as she begins to apply lotion to you back. Like her back, the skin on her fingers was impossibly smooth as they slide along from your shoulders down your spine, coming dangerously close to your pants line before she backs off."There! All nice and protected!" Janice smiles. "Let's enjoy some sunshine, shall we?"The both of you lay down on the sand, soaking in the warm sunlight. For a while, neither of you say anything and all you hear is the ocean waves, and the occasional shouting and shrieking from the others. However, Janice finally breaks the silence."Captain, do you mind if I ask you a bit of a personal question?" Janice asks."Sure, go ahead." You say."What exactly do you plan to do once the war is over?"You pause when your realize that Janice isn't speaking in her usual cheerful, motherly tone. No, it was very definitely serious with a bit of uncertainty mixed in.>I was thinking of staying in the Air Force. Might make a career out of it.>I'll probably retire and find a peacetime job or something. Can't keep this up forever.>I sense something is bothering you. Mind talking about it?>Other
>>29598881>>I'll probably retire and find a peacetime job or something. Can't keep this up forever.>I sense something is bothering you. Mind talking about it?Merc, your answer options always go way too well together.
>>29598881>>I was thinking of staying in the Air Force. Might make a career out of it."You?"
You guys are horrible fan service bait.Keep 'em coming.
>>29598881>I sense something is bothering you. Mind talking about it?We make her a mother. [spoilers]And we take responsibility.[/spoilers]
>>29598953Janice is not for lewds!We have Red for that.
>>29598881>I sense something is bothering you. Mind talking about it?And no this isn't a nice way to dodge the question. Totally. >I'll probably retire and find a peacetime job or something. Can't keep this up forever.
>>29598881>>I was thinking of staying in the Air Force. Might make a career out of it.>>I sense something is bothering you. Mind talking about it?Tell us your secrets, Janice.
>>29598881>>I'll probably retire and find a peacetime job or something. Can't keep this up forever.>>I sense something is bothering you. Mind talking about it?This is honest, he doesn't strike me as a thrillseeking PILOT type like Young or Frank (despite anon's efforts at times)
>>29598881>I was thinking of staying in the Air Force. Might make a career out of it.We can get a desk job. Succeed Anderson or Red's uncle.Then ask:>I sense something is bothering you. Mind talking about it?
>>29598881>>29598913I'll second this.This was a fun fight.
>>29598881>I was thinking of staying in the Air Force. Might make a career out of it.>I sense something is bothering you. Mind talking about it?
>>29598881>I was thinking of staying in the Air Force. Might make a career out of it.
>>29598881"I was thinking of staying in the Air Force. Might make a career out of it." You shrug. "But I sense something is bothering you. Mind talking about it?""Oh, am I that obvious?" Janice sighs. "Well, I guess I can say it concerns my future. You see, when I was in the academy, my instructor and even the local matron told me that I had the potential to be a matron myself.""Whoa, really?" You blink."Yes, well, they said I had a 'certain charisma' about me." Janice says. "But that didn't mean I still wouldn't have to work hard at it. Usually to even be considered a matron you either had to have done something very exceptional, or have had a long history of military service.""So what you're saying is that you deciding whether you want to go full career military to be a matron or not.""That's a blunt way of putting it, but essentially true." Janice sighs. "By my estimation I'd have to spend another 20-30 years in the military and... I'm not sure if I can make that sort of commitment.""Well, what do you want to do?" You ask."That's the problem." Janice frowns. "I... I don't really know. Maybe that's why I'm willing to tell you about this, to get your opinion.">You should totally try to be a matron. Not many witches have that chance.>I think being a matron is a tad overrated.>Other
>>29599113>>Other"We've still got a whole war to win. It won't be too late to make your decision then, especially if you get sick of the whole military thing by then."
>>29599113>>I think being a matron is a tad overrated.while I think she'd make a nice Matron, I don't think she should confine herself to such a path when there's many others for her to take.That and I'm worried about the road making her become one of THOSE matrons.
>>29599113>>I think being a matron is a tad overrated."I mean, what does it really mean? It's a lot of politics, and if you're not sure NOW, you probably won't like it later. You could probably do it well, if you did, but you should be definite about it."
>>29599113>>I think being a matron is a tad overrated.
>>29599113>Other>I think you would make a great Matron but what matters is what would make you happiest. That's something to worry about after the war ends at any rate.
>>29599146This.
>>29599113>Other"Give it a shot. If you think it's your calling, go for it. If not, then you tried your best, and there's more to life than being a matron."
>>29599113seconding >>29599161
>>29599113>You should totally try to be a matron. Not many witches have that chance.
>>29599161oooh this is good>>29599113changing from >>29599160 to >>29599161
>>29599113>>29599161This, also perhaps ask about what she enjoys and what she's good at.
>>29599237Professional pool player
>>29599113"Honestly? You want my opinion? I think you would make a great Matron but what matters is what would make you happiest. That's something to worry about after the war ends at any rate.""Thanks, Captain. That means a lot to me." Janice smiles."Anyways, is there anything that you'd REALLY like to do?""Well, I do enjoy a good game of pool..." Janice trails off. "But I think we should just survive to the end of the war before worrying about that!""Hey! Cap!" You hear Red call out. "Wanna play some beach volleyball?">Hell yeah, beach volleyball!>Nah, you go on ahead.>Other
>>29599278>>Hell yeah, beach volleyball!WE HAVE LOUNGED ENOUGH.
>>29599278>Hell yeah, beach volleyball!
>>29599278>>Hell yeah, beach volleyball!>>Drag Jan along
>>29599278>>Hell yeah, beach volleyball!
>>29599278>Hell yeah, beach volleyball!THE TIME HAS COMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqtb3jmAzi4
>>29599278>Hell yeah, beach volleyball!>>29599314Two-on-two! Jan and Pierce vs Red and the Frenchie!
>>29599278>>Hell yeah, beach volleyball!hell yes, and we're dragging Janice along for the ride
>>29599314yes
>>29599336>>29599278This
>>29599278"Sweet! Beach volleyball! Come on, Janice!" You say, getting up."Hmmm, I don't think-""Too late, let's go!" You say, grabbing Janice's hand and pulling her up."Well, I suppose I have no choice, then." Janice sighs."Okay, me and Ernistine versus you and Janice!" Red says with a confident look on her face. "Are you ready to be TOTALLY DEFEATED?">It is you who will be defeated!>Heh, it's just a game, Red.>Other
>>29599278>Other"Isn't that for Pilots?"
>>29599413BRING IT ON!
>>29599413>>It is you who will be defeated!
>>29599413>>It is you who will be defeated!PREPARE YOURSELVES, FOOLISH MORTALS.
>>29599413>It is you who will be defeated!NOT EVEN THE SUN CAN STOP US, WHAT CHANCE HAVE YOU?
>>29599413>It is you who will be defeated!"Though if somebody brings in magic, I will fight dirty."
>>29599413>It is you who will be defeated!Also, better ask if magic is allowed. I recall Spellcaster spamming magic during their game.
>>29599413>>It is you who will be defeated!WE SHALL TEAR THEM APART LIKE OUR VIKING ANCESTORS DID TO THEIR FOES, WE SHALL RIP THEM LIMB FROM LIMB, WE SHALL BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD, AND WHEN WE HAVE TOTALLY AND UTTERLY DESTROYED THEM, THEN THE VALKYRIES SHALL GRANT THEM GLORY EVERLASTING IN THE MEAD HALLS OF VALHALLA
>>29599492Yeah, that.
>>29599413"It is you who shall be defeated!" You boast. "And no magic! We will decide this contest of strength on our own merits.""Pfffft, as if we need magic to beat you." Red snorts. "Let's waste em, Ernie!""Yes, let's." Nungesser grins and serves the ball.The game is long and closely fought, with your team and Red's continually trading points while the aircrew cheers you on .There were some highlights, like Red making an epic diving save, and you and Janice accidentally running into each other intercept the ball with Janice accidentally falling on top of you, created a bit of an awkward moment.However, Red and Nungesser's youth eventually wins out. With you and Janice tiring out, Red and Nungesser make the final push and defeat you y a narrow margin."Hah... we.... totally... beat you." Red says as she gasps for air. "I guess you won fair and square." You wheeze. "How are you feeling, Janice.""A little bit winded." Janice says, wiping some sweat off her brow. "But otherwise I'm fine."At that moment you see Tarin walking out of the ocean, holding several lobsters and crabs in her hands."I see you've been busy, Tarin." You say. "A bit." Tarin shrugs. "I felt like having seafood tonight.""Oh, I think I can make something out of these!" Janice nods. "Thank you very much, Tarin.""You're welcome." She mumbles.At this point, the sun is starting to set. Had that much time really passed? Everybody starts packing up their things in preparation to return to base. You then see Nungesser helping Bullseye pack up the volleyball net.>Now's your chance! Commence Operation Get Bullseye Laid!>Eh, just leave things as they are.>Other
>>29599601>Now's your chance! Commence Operation Get Bullseye Laid!Time for PILOT shenanigans.
>>29599601>>Now's your chance! Commence Operation Get Bullseye Laid!
>>29599601>Eh, just leave things as they are.>Other: Ask Tarin how her swim went.
>>29599601>Now's your chance! Commence Operation Get Bullseye Laid!make sure Rex stole his whistle while he wasn't looking
>>29599601This'll do >>29599650
>>29599601>Eh, just leave things as they are.>Otherwe don't want to push them to strongly, but we could offhandedly mention some of the stunts he's pulled to get us out of situations.
>>29599601>Now's your chance! Commence Operation Get Bullseye Laid!nows as good as any time
>/tg/ playing at match makingWhen will you people learn this never ends well for people in question or ourselves?
>>29599670>push them to stronglyif we draw her attention to some skin he is showing, she would take him right here, right nowthere is no 'pushing to strongly' with a horny witch
>>29599601>Now's your chance! Commence Operation Get Bullseye Laid!he needs some good stress relief from having to fly us crazy bunch around
>>29599701>implying loudly asking if his swimming trunks are larger enough to comfortably hold his massive horsecock could possibly go wrong
>>29599601>Now's your chance! Commence Operation Get Bullseye Laid!make sure to give him our rape whistle, but don't tell him it does nothing but makes her more aroused
>>29599601>>Eh, just leave things as they are.I'd rather not risk ruining it
>>29599731
>>29599753Then we loudly express concern about him NOT having a rape whistle. BADDABINGBADDABOOMDONE.
>>29599769You got a few screws loose there, son.
>>29599777>You got Bullseye a few screws there, son.Fixed it for you.
>>29599601You decide it's time to commence Operation Get Bullseye Laid. It was a simple thing, really. All it took was just a simple bump, causing Bulleye to lose his footing and fall onto Nungesser.What you DIDN'T expect, though, was the both of them getting tangled up in the volleyball net, making everybody get a good laugh in. After extricating themselves from the net, you see Nungesser give Bullseye a nice, hearty slap on the butt.Oh yeah, she was totally going for it.The ride back to base is fairly quiet, considering everybody was pretty tired from a full day at the beach. However, you see Red suddenly leap out of her Jeep, causing both vehicles to screech to a halt."Red! Where are you going?" You yell, jumping out of your own jeep to follow her."J-just a second!" Red says, "I need to check something!"Up ahead, you see quite a few trucks moving around, with one singular figure seemingly standing there to observe them. However, she didn't look military. In fact, the lab coat suggested she was a scientist.She also seemed to have some familiar looking Red hair."Mom? MOM!" Red yells.The scientist spins around to find the source of the voice and her eyes widen when she sees Red approaching."Rachel...?">And that's it for today! Tune in next week for the next PJ Witches. Remember that Cyberpunk Idols is Saturday night, and I might run Magical Girl Hunter again on Sunday. Let me know what you think!>Also, sadly, feelthyhornet will not be posting any Holly today. Maybe next week!
>>29599769You might be in the wrong thread.>>29593014
>>29599801Well then. Thanks for running.
>>29599801thanks for running Merc, see you on the next quest.
>>29599801good run Merc>Mom? MOM!" Red yells.ohboy this should be goodand now we need someone to write Bullseye x Nungesser smut
>>29599801Thanks for runni–>and I might run Magical Girl Hunter again on Sunday.YESYESPLEASE
>>29599801Awesome run, Merc! Looking forward to Cyberpunk tomorrow!
>>29599801>Magical Girl Hunter again on Sunday. Let me know what you think!Personally, I say wait until you finish one of these quest before going full-bore on yet another one.
>>29599801Alrighty. Thanks for running, see you later today, and g'night.
>>29599801>Let me know what you think!Try not to get burned out dude, your doing a commendable job of running 2 quests, 3 might wear you down
>>Also, sadly, feelthyhornet will not be posting any Holly today. Maybe next week!
Today was a good day for Janice fans
>>29599862indeed it was, now all we need to do is collapse on her and fall asleep with our head between her glorious tracts of land
>>29599862But-but, I wanted to hunt lobsters with Tarin
