>Previous Threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mushroom+Kingdom+QuestWelcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Mushroom Kingdom Quest. In this adventure you'll take the roles of a colorful cast of charactars and be thrust into thy wild world of the Mario games, where you'll go on incredible adventures from the welcoming gates of Toad Town to the dreary Wiggler Woods to the magma-streaked mountains of World 8 to among the stars in the Comet Observatory.>Where we left offLeo, Sal and Lily had returned to Bowser's Castle after sending Mario and Luigi on a wild goose chase to Yoshi's Island. Tanoomba was comforting the baby Luma on the Observatory, and Darryl Bones was being evil as it gets.+ + +Underneath the microscope, the white-golden dust resembles an expanse of celestial stars. It doesn't react with water, it isn't magnetic, its pH balance is a perfect 7. But it's the body of a goddess! How could it NOT be special?A jolt of anger flies through you as you kick over the rusty lawn chair that serves as your desk. You are Darryl Bones: a handsome, absolutely sane up-and-coming skeleton scientist on the cusp of world domination.Your bones rattle to yourself as you sweep up the stardust. You haven't discovered anything about Rosalina, save that she looks pretty under a microscope.You're getting ready to have another fit when your alarm sounds, and a single red light bulb blinks on and off. You run to the old TV that serves as your monitor, and flip through the channels. In pixellated grayscale, you can see two figures on the southern edge of the island. They're Toads... no, Shy Guys. Oh, no...Mario and Luigi.A bolt of fear goes down your spine.
>>29711497>SHIT JUST GOT REALREMOVE PLUMBERS FROM PREMISES!
>>29711497You scramble back to the cages and grab two things from your desk: a thick metal band covered in lights and spikes, and a metal joystick controller. Your excitement at finally getting to use the system almost permeates your terror.You look into the cages. In the first is a massive frog you captured from a castle. In the second is the grotesque "Unshaven". His physiology wouldn't allow you to put the collar on him. In the third are three green Yoshi around a passed-out Yellow Toad. The fourth cage holds your pride and joy, Donkey Kong. He's chained up and passed out. And in the fifth is a massively angry, massively massive Piranha Plant in a pot.You can only pick one of these creatures to control and send against Mario and Luigi.>Froggy>Yoshi>Donkey Kong>Big Piranha Plant
Rolled 6>>29711707DK, but we have to make him seem friendly and happy to see the bros, and sad at the state of the island.
>>29711707As if there's any other choice.
>>29711707Anything less than Donkey Kong wouldn't even be a warmup for them.Meanwhile, snort Rosalina like premium... Kid-friendly equivalent to cocaine, ready the last stages to make your headquarters airborne, and prepare to overload the volcano to blow up this whole island.This might seem excessive, but if you take down the plumbers, nothing will stand in your way.
If we are playing as Darryl and we commit suicide do we win the quest?
>>29711923Where's the fun in that?
>>29711879We need lungs don't we? Lets use the Yellow Toads lungs.
>>29711923Daryl probably has Horkruxes and Phylacteries and several One Rings, he is that evil. I am convinced that he won't die even when he is killed.
>>29711923If you want the quest to have an unfulfilling, anticlimactic ending on the ninth episode, be my guest.>>29711851>>29711852Who are you kidding? There's only one choice here.You slowly ease the cage door open. Donkey Kong snores in his chains as you sneak up, opening the collar like a claw to sneak it around his neck. You snap it on, and the gorilla's eyes open with a start. He shrieks at you, and attempts to burst free of the chains. You leap backward and press the START button on your controller. The collar lights up, and you hear DK scream in pain as the spikes on the inside dig into the muscles of his neck.You can't help but grin. You hold down the B button, and the gorilla flexes his muscles. He punches, shouts and as you tap the controller, he breaks out of the chains. You press up on the D-Pad, and the gorilla painfully lurches forward.>>29711879(I'm not going to hold the same restrictions on Darryl's "adult" actions as I do with Leo. Consider torture, drugs and ESPECIALLY murder a-ok in Darryl's case.)Before you head out, you turn to the lawn chair. Most of Rosalina is still in the jar, but some of it is in a line on the dustpan. You put your nostril up to the dustpan and inhale. You kind of expected more.Maybe you need lungs to get the whole experience.>>29712015You glance over at the Yellow Toad in the cage."Rattle click.">[I'll be back for you later.]You sit on DK's shoulders, and send the monkey out the door. You take a moment to admire your castle. It's quite impressive now. It's just a shame that you don't have any furniture inside. You wonder where you could go to furnish it...>Bowser's Castle style: all in red and gold and black, with Koopas and Boos at your every whim. Not very comfortable.>Toad Town style: the lavish comfort of Peach's Castle, but with innocence lost. Enslaved Toads a must.>Beanbean Kingdom style: the color green always had charm to you. And those Bean folk look capable...>I like it as is.
>>29712315>>Bowser's Castle style: all in red and gold and black, with Koopas and Boos at your every whim. Not very comfortable.Eat shit Bowser.
>>29712315Unsafe factory of doom. Live wires crackling with.electricity, pipes periodically releasing superheated steam, spiky pistons smashing the ground, and don't forget the lava.
>>29712413And of course the whole thing should be covered in rust and have lots of rattling chains with hooks on the ens.
Rolled 2>>29712315We need it to be like an actual, prideful castle. Our coat-of-arms, swords and shields decorating, and lots of carpet.
Rolled 5>>29712629Oops wrong roll.
>>29712661>>29712629But that's not our style. We're a crazy skeleton scientist that hates all life.
>>29712408Bowser. His desk would look lovely in your lab. Maybe his Parakoopas could carry your lab to the top floor, HA! They'd break their little backs, wouldn't they.>>29712413>>29712533Though you wouldn't need to keep ALL of Bowser's designs. It'd be nice to make it your own. Live wires with cracking electricity, open pipes releasing hot steam, spiky pistons... it'll be great!But you can think about that later. Now, it's time to get to the southern part of the island. Your heart, if you had one, would be thumping in your chest as you led your enslaved gorilla down the path. You walked for about a mile along the beach, until finally you stopped. And there they were.The two of them in overalls saw you immediately, and you knew they were surprised. You jump off of DK and do a little beginning taunt before making DK threateningly punch the ground.FIGHT: MARIO AND LUIGI!>MARIO HP: 50!>LUIGI HP: 50!>DK HP: 70!>YOUR HP: 25!>ATTACK! (Roll 1d20 and describe DK (or your) action!)
Rolled 1, 4 = 5Forgot to roll for Mario and Luigi!
Rolled 17>>29713146Run up to Luigi and slam him into the ground.
Rolled 18, 14 = 32>>29713661Good roll!You push up and B in unison, sending Donkey Kong barreling toward the green-clad brother. He barely has time to react before with a press of A, Donkey Kong leaps into the air and hammers him into the ground like a railroad spike.>Luigi takes 7 HP of damage! Current HP: 43!Mario, furious, runs back up toward DK with a fist raised.>Attack! (Roll and describe your action!)Rolling for Mario and Luigi.
Rolled 11>>29713790Have DK grab Mario and Luigi and slam them into each other.
Rolled 4>>29713790Catch the fist, throw Mario into the air.
Rolled 20>>29713790Do Donkey Kong's up+b attack, the one where he spins like a helicopter of fists.
Rolled 8>>29714139THIS! AND ROLL AND GO!
Rolled 7>>29713828This one.
Rolled 19, 20 = 39>>29714139Mario is thrown back by a whirl of simian fists. Donkey Kong, while doing your bidding, looks at you with hate in his eyes.>Mario takes 5 HP of damage! Current HP: 45!Luigi jumps out of the ground and assumes a fighting stance.>Attack! (Roll and describe)
>>29715332That roll was for Mario and Luigi, by the way...
Rolled 8>>29715332Have him pound the ground until it breaks.
Rolled 2>>29715332>>29715374To be expected of those damnable handymen with their shiny mustaches.Make DK slap the ground repeatedly and cause some shockwaves, if not a miniature earthquake.
Rolled 9>>29715332KILL THEM!
>>29715423Luigi slams Donkey Kong's face with his foot, resulting in a grunt from the gorilla. Donkey Kong falls over, and Mario jumps on his downed chest.>Donkey Kong takes 9 points of damage! Current HP: 61!>ATTACK! (Roll and describe!)
Rolled 1>>29715762Those brothers haven't pulled out those giant hammers of theirs. I wonder what's keeping them.Grab a chunk of earth or a nearby boulder and chuck it at the duo!
Rolled 3>>29715762Yeah I'm gonna second throwing rocks.
Rolled 16>>29715762I know what we must do. We must do a Bros.- excuse me, a BONES attack with DK....Unfortunately, I do not have any ideas for that which won't end up with us hurting, so let's play dirty. Call some bony reinforcements, there are some in the surrounding area, right?
Rolled 2>>29715991Have DK throw said reinforcements, animated corpses are pretty good ammunition right?
Rolled 2, 10 = 12>>29715826(I forgot to roll for Mario and Luigi, but let's call it safe that they win.)You steer DK toward a huge rock, and grab it with a tap of B. But as you grab it, Mario jumps on Donkey Kong's head and knocks the rock out of his hand. The boulder hits DK's neck, and you're shocked as the collar begins to crackle...+ + +You are Donkey Kong. The electric shocks in your neck are agonizing, even moreso since you've been made into a servant of the Idiot Skeleton. But with the smash of the rock, your collar begins to come loose. You regain a tiny sliver of your free will, and with enough stress, you can break free!>ATTACK as Darryl (Roll and describe)>Attempt to break the collar! (Break DC 18)Rolling for Mario and Luigi.
Rolled 14, 17 = 31>>29716131Rip our own arm off and try to beat the stupid green one's stupid face in!
Rolled 12, 20 = 32>>29716131First Number = Darryl, Second = DKDarryl - Call Skeletal ReinforcementsDK - BREAK IT
Rolled 7>>29716131Attempt to break the collar.Hopefully the plumbers will know what to aim for.
>>29716215You said attack as Darryl, right? I though that meant as Darryl himself, not "controlling DK" Darryl.
>>29716228You are Darryl Bones.DK is good, but it's time to call in reinforcements. You run away from the battle and shamble up a palm tree. From here, you can see your legions of minions stalking around your castle. You throw your head back and rattle as loud as you can.You grin when your hear a chorus of rattling in return. All of the skeletons in the clearing trample through the clearing, rattling all the way. They approach the Bros and Donkey Kong in a stampede.+ + +You are Donkey Kong.>>29716228With all your might, you grip the collar at your neck and pull. You grit your teeth, and the electric shocks burn at you as you rip the collar in two.You throw it on the ground, and glare at the oncoming horde. Mario and Luigi seem to get the drill. You pound on the ground as hard as you can, releasing your mightiest gorilla war cry as you charge into the skeletal horde.>Attack as DK (Roll, describe)>Attack as Darryl (Roll, describe)>Command the horde as Darryl (Roll, describe)
Rolled 2, 18, 3 = 23>>29716458>DKGrab the biggest bad guy, use it as a human battery ram>DarrylGet the Entropy Gun, open fire>HordeJust have them kind of dogpile the plumbers and DK. Try and weigh them down under the weight of their mediocrity.
Rolled 14>>29716458>DKDo a double fastball special with the plumbersThrow them at Darryl Bones directly.
Rolled 1, 13, 13 = 27>>29716458>DKPound the ground and send some baddies flying!>DarrylFind a weapon. Taking on the brothers AND DK unarmed is a bad idea.>HordeDogpile DK first.
Rolled 13>>29716458THE HORDECOMBINE INTO BONE COLLOSUS
>>29716562You are Donkey Kong.Hulking above the rest of the army, even bigger than you, is the rusty, eyeless shell of a Chain Chomp. It gnashes at you as you fly through the air... and into its mouth.It chomps closed, and you hit your head. The only light in the huge metal ball comes from the two eye sockets on the front.>You take 2 damage! Current HP: 49!+ + +You are Darryl Bones. Your former servant isn't going to be happy when he remembers what you did. And you do NOT want to take on both him and the undisputed heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom at once.You tiptoe across the thick canopy to your castle to find the Entropy Blaster. You look back to see the horde ineffectually pounding on a shut Chain Chomp.>Darryl Bones is no longer playable! You will be rolling for DK!>Attack! (Roll and describe)
Rolled 8, 13, 13 = 34>>29716716Forgot to roll for Mario, Luigi and the Horde.
Rolled 3>>29716716Become an ape wrecking ball.
Rolled 15>>29716716Tear the Chain Chomp in twain, use it to improve your ability to punch things.
Rolled 14>>29716716Super Monkey Ball.
Rolled 6, 13, 3 = 22>>29716828Inside the Chain Chomp, you can hear the rattling and banging of the enemies outside. This only makes you angrier! Those idiot skeletons are want you?WELL THEY'RE GOING TO GET YOU!You punch through the Chain Chomp's face and there's a horrible screech as you tear the rusty metal down the middle. The halves of the beast bite and squirm as if it were still alive.You hold the halves out and spin in a circle, knocking the idiot skeletons out of your way.>The Horde takes 30 damage! Current HP: 120!
>>29716984Forgot:>ATTACK! (Roll and describe)My previous roll counts for Mario, Luigi and the Horde.
Rolled 15>>29716984Throw each half in a wide arc, try and knock down as many skeletons as possible.
Rolled 1, 5, 19 = 25>>29717041You toss one half like a throwing disc, knocking down a line of idiot skeletons. Their heads rattle in anger. You throw the other one the opposite way, and while it knocks some down, it doesn't do as much.You can see Mario and Luigi jumping on the idiot skeletons' heads in the crowd. You give them a thumbs up.>The Horde takes 15 damage! Current HP: 105!
Rolled 15>>29717163Damnit Mario, get it together.Bail the brothers out of whatever bullshit they're about to get into.
>>29717163Forgot:>Attack! (Roll and describe)
Rolled 8>>29717163Try and just charge a line through the horde.These chumps are pretty much a distraction from Bones.
Rolled 16>>29717163If only we had our coconut gun right now.Oh, well. Bull charge em'.
Rolled 1, 3, 4 = 8>>29717243You turn back to Mario and Luigi. With a grunt, you wave them away, letting them know you can handle this. Luigi simply shakes his head and jumps into the horde.He disappears for a second, and is thrown back out. He moans on the ground in pain.>Luigi takes 10 damage! Current HP:33!>ATTACK! (Roll and describe!)Rolling for Mario, Luigi and the Horde!
Rolled 1>>29717312Goddamnit you guys, get it together.Grind the bones to make our bread.
Rolled 1>>29717312BRO FAIL!>>29717358Really?
Rolled 13>>29717312Just pick up Mario and Luigi and throw them over the horde, and towards Darryl Bones.The only way those plumbers can effectively fight multiple opponents is if they're lined up in single file.
Rolled 7>>29717163>>29717312>>29717358>>29717381WHAT IS THIS 1ING?!
Rolled 14>>29717312>>29717358>>29717381This is just a parade of misfortune.Begin to hear the bongos of war, and give those skeletons a Jungle Beatdown.
Rolled 1, 9, 8 = 18>>29717358You frown at Luigi and shake your head before banging your chest and heading into the Horde. You try to hit one, but they bite your arm. You're distracted just long enough for them to pull you down and start hammering at you.>You take 10 damage! Current HP: 39!>ATTACK! (You know the drill)Rolling for Mario, Luigi and the Horde)
>>29717457Your dice are broken.Throw Mario at the skeletons because he has CLEARLY just decided to take a nap in the middle of a fight.
Rolled 2>>29717457STOP. ROLLING. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Rolled 14>>29717457Do that thing Neo did when he got dogpiled by all the Agent Smiths.
>>29717524I haven't seen Die Hard.>>29717489Gotta roll, pal.
Rolled 9>>29717489Forgot my dice.
Rolled 14>>29717457Tech those fools what happens when they get in close with the King.By which I mean destroy them all.
Rolled 8, 10, 11 = 29>>29717574As you get up and smash your way out, you see that Mario has been doing nothing this whole time! He'd fallen over to tie his shoe, and was still fumbling with the laces. You lumber toward the lazy plumber and grab him by the legs. You swing him at the front row of the skeletons, sending bones flying.You toss Mario next to his brother.>Mario takes 5 damage! Current HP: 40!>The Horde takes 5 damage! Current HP: 100!>ATTACK! (You know the drill)Rolling for Mario, Luigi and the Horde.
Rolled 8>>29717734Just... throw rocks?
Rolled 18>>29717734Wind our fist up for a massive punch. Let it fly.
Rolled 15>>29717734Grab a horde soldier and start swinging.I'LL BEAT A MOTHERFUCKERWITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER
>>29717841Aww yeah! Monkey punch!
Rolled 17, 9, 15 = 41>>29717841No more games. It's time for punching!You hurl your fist backward, sending it in a repeating windmill motion as the skeletons advance. They march on you and you can't help but grin. You barrel forward and release your punch, sending a thick line of bones flying through the air like confetti. Mario and Luigi keep jumping, doing their darnedest to knock enemies out.>The Horde takes 30 damage! Current HP: 70!>Mario takes 2 damage! Current HP: 38!>ATTACK! (You know the drill)Rolling for Mario, Luigi and the Horde.
Rolled 12>>29717942Toss out some Orange Grenades.
Rolled 11>>29717942See >>29717876
Rolled 12>>29717942Super Duper Simian Slam
Rolled 13, 4, 5 = 22>>29718055You leap into the air and slam back down on the ground. It's not that effective, and you're swarmed by the biting, scratching horde of skeletons. You look back at Mario and Luigi to see that Mario has stood on top of Luigi's head and they've begun spinning around at high speeds.The two spin like a tornado through the horde, blending up all the bones in their way.>The Horde takes 30 damage! Current HP: 40!>You take 5 damage! Current HP: 34!>ATTACK! (You know the drill)Rolling for Mario, Luigi and The Horde
Rolled 5>>29718191Barrel throw!
Rolled 2>>29718191I guess we can try to Tornado as well.
>>29718224Ain't no barrels 'round here.>>29718246You guys have had too many bad rolls. Try that again.
Rolled 14>>29718294Improvise with a few of the horde!
Rolled 18, 13, 11 = 42>>29718346You scan the horde, trying to find some more threatening skeletons. You settle on one skeletal Yoshi and a Dry Wiggler. You grab the Yoshi in one hand by the feet, and grip the Wiggler by its jaw.You smash with the Yoshi and swipe with the Wiggler, knocking out a huge radius of skeletons.>The Horde takes 30 damage! Current HP: 10!Only three skeletons remain. Mario and Luigi look at you with a nod, all three of you looking at a different Dry Bones.>ATTACK! (Roll and decide)Rolling for Mario, Luigi and the Horde.
Rolled 8>>29718529motha fucking donkey munch this bitch straight at darryls shit labfuck this guy, hes lasted way the fuck too long.
Rolled 19>>29718529Finish the job with a headbutt.
Rolled 1, 17, 3 = 21>>29718635You toss the Wiggler and Yoshi to the side and run up to your Dry Bones. You lift him up, and with a grin you headbutt him.His skull splinters and cracks, sending shards of bone everywhere.Mario and Luigi have finished off their Dry Bones. Mario gives you a tip of his hat as he squints at the castle behind you.>Head for the castle>Get Mario and Luigi to go home>(Other)
>>29718826>head back to heal woundswe got fucked and we should get reinforcements or at least heal up first.
>>29718826Take out banana phone, call our Crew, tell them to bring some healing items.
>>29718826>Get Mario and Luigi to go home>(Other)Rest up and call the family (likewise for M&L). Let's not go into this without backup.
>>29718991You decide to go home. There's really no reason that you need to stick around and clean up that idiot skeleton's mess, right? You give the plumbers a thankful nod and lumber back to your treehouse.+ + +You are Darryl Bones. You are currently standing by Yelmont Toad on the coffee table that serves as your operating table. On his chest in dry-erase marker, you mark out the lungs. The Toad is tied to the table and kept asleep with a combination of chemicals and whacks to the head.Once you finish marking, you start the cuts. You're rattling a tune to yourself when the alarm goes off, lighting the room red.You look back at the door, making careful note of where everything is. You release the lock.The two plumbers run inside, and barely have a chance to react before they fall into a pit. They're spit out in the cage where DK used to be. They probably can't understand your language, so you don't waste time gloating over them. A successful surgeon like you has no time to waste.+ + +
>>29719339"Wake up, you monstrous little fungus." comes a disdainful voice.Your eyelids slowly pull themselves open to show Rob-Omb standing above you, his glowing eyes like twin lamps shining in your face. You hide the little Luma under your pillow."Rob, what do you want?" you groan."Your horrible skeleton friend is here, and he's making a show of himself. Make haste to the transporter." Rob turns around and toddles off to the teleport pad without another word. The little Luma looks up at you with sparkling eyes from inside your pillowcase.>Take the Luma to Darryl (Hide him)>Take the Luma to Darryl (to be killed)>Hide the Luma
>>29719459>Take the Luma to Darryl (Hide him)If only because I don't trust that ghost friend of ours to not fuck up.
>>29719459Hide the Luma
>>29719459>Take the Luma to Darryl (Hide him)Best to keep him in our sights.
>>29719459Taking it with us sounds more secure, but where are we gonna put it? For now, put it back where we found it. It managed to stay hidden this long there.
>>29719459>hide the lumaguys they are gonna kill the ever living shit out of it and this makes me so god damn sad when it inevitably dies.
>>29719488>>29719570>>29719512You decide to hide the Luma. With a little clever transformation, you make a pocket in your front that it can sit in. The Luma floats over and pops itself in the pocket, and it seems to giggle for just a second when it gets settled in. It pulls the pocket over it to stay hidden.You walk outside, and you can see that all the Bob-Ombs have gathered there. Darryl is standing on top of a cage covered in white cloth. His empty chest is now covered with what looks like an airtight metal plate."Good morning, members of the Bob-Omb Commune! How are you enjoying your new home?" They all cheer and whoop in response. You're taken aback. Darryl talking? That... does not bode well.Darryl bows and thanks them to quiet them down. "Thank you, thank you. I'm glad you like it, because you all helped me so very much to get it, and I am ever grateful for your help." He begins to pace around atop the case. "But... I've heard word of some... mutiny."There are gasps and shouts of outrage throughout the commune."So," says Darryl, "let me put those ideas to rest. I trust you've all heard of the Mario Brothers? The only two people this side a' Sarasaland who could take you all down in a second?" He tosses the cloth of the cage over, and the Bob-Ombs gasp. Mario and Luigi are inside the cage, both chained up and hatless."This was all me, folks. So just remember... if you ever, EVER think that you can stage a mutiny against DARRYL BONES, then THINK AGAIN!" He stands in silence for almost a minute."That is all. You all have a great day!" he says with a smile as he comes down from the cage. The Luma shakes in its pocket.>Talk to Darryl>Try to find Spectro>Try to find Rob>Try to find John-Omb
>>29719841High five Darryl Bones. "Nice job, bro! How'd you accomplish that?"
>>29719841>Try to find RobIs the Comet Observatory currently in orbit around the planet?Because really the Luma should just fly to the Mushroom Kingdom or something.
>>29719841>Talk to DarrylSo now that's all four of the Mushroom Kingdom's greatest champions captured by Darryl. Peach herself would count as the fifth if she weren't fawning over Bowser.The Mushroom Kingdom is completely defenseless.
>>29719982Unless Sarasaland and the Beanbean Kingdom, among other neighbors, come to its aid. Imagine a counterattack led by Daisy and Prince Peasley.Speaking of the good prince, I wonder what he's up to nowadays.
>>29719888Though you've come to fear and loathe Darryl, you can't help but admit that that is one incredible accomplishment. You run up to him and offer your foot in a high-five."How did you accomplish that, Darryl? The Mario Brothers?"He laughs and crosses his arms in return. His voice is strained and slightly gurgling, though it doesn't match his disposition at all. "Well, I just set some traps is all. It's easy, really."You nod. "So how exactly are you... talking?"When Darryl lifts his head to show you his neck, you almost vomit. An organic, pink-purple tube extends from the inside of his metal torso and ends inside his iron jaw. "Say hello to Yelmont Toad and four grams of Star Power! These things work like a dream, Tanoomba. I can actually breathe and speak! And the best part is, I can put anything I want in there with enough Star Power. Oh yes, that's coincidentally why I'm here. I need some more Star Power so I can put in a Yoshi tongue when I get home."He intentionally bumps into you as he walks away.You need to get off this damn Observatory.+ + +So concludes this evening's Mushroom Kingdom Quest episode. Hope you enjoyed, see you on Saturday!
>>29719898My understanding was that it was somewhere in deep space. Could be wrong though.>>29719982>The Mushroom Kingdom is completely defenseless.pretty much, yeah. They really need to bolster their military.
>>29720120Despite regularly butting heads with Bowser and the Koopa Troop, the Mushroom Kingdom is ultimately a peaceful nation. Apart from the guards and border patrol, there is, nor has there ever been, a standing Mushroom Army.
>>29720178Fair enough. Still, if Bowser (or anyone else) ever decided to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, Luigi & two or three others are all that could stop him.>>29720102Hmm... If worst came to worst, we could work with the Bros to get out of here. Things would have to be pretty bad for it to come to that though. Or maybe something involving resurrecting Rosalina?
>>29720049Saging because I'm off topic, but your post just reminded me of how much I fucking loved that game.
>>29720102Thanks for running.