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You are a Magical Girl, and you're currently en-route to your next assignment - a smash-and-grab op, where you'll have to steal into a heavily-guarded facility, take something from it, and get back in one piece.

You won't deny it, you love this kind of mission. Simple, easy, and completely lacking in any annoying VIPs with an unhealthy disregard for self-preservation. No security procedures to enforce, no patrols to conduct...just an opportunity for you to relax, stretch your legs, and kill people trying their best to kill you back.
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>>29796676
Innocence was a long time ago
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>>29796676

Made it by accident.
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>>29796676

And you're thankful to get out of your office for what seems like the first time ever since you got back from the Kirishima job. AS much as you appreciated Mami getting you exposed to the kind of stuff that a Warmaster should do - it just didn't feel right, the...the watch-wearing DILDONESS of it all. Even the concept of tolerating Kirishima Ruri at her worst for another minute longer didn't make you recoil as much as the sight of paperwork piling up on you desk hour after hour.

In-between meetings with Kyuubey and Mami - where they continued to torture you with the boring part of being a Warmaster - you managed to catch up with Misaka, your favorite arms dealer. She was back in her secluded warhouse, and you caught her in the act of attaching what appears to be two collossal missile pods on top of Tiny Pete's shoulders.

She was cursing a blue streak then, something about not getting the calibrations right - but all that stopped when you stepped into the warehouse, calling her name. You found yourself not caring at all as she crashed into you in a tackling hug, very nearly knocking you over and smearing your mainly-white costume with grease and engine oil. It's your opinion that no matter how much shit anyone's gone through, no one has the right to be grumpy after being greeted with the same bright-eyed enthusiasm and joy as the little Russian had.

After a few minutes of getting Misaka to calm down (and her just not standing for it, completely elated that you've come to visit) you finally discover that she'd just been back from another trip from Siberia. You attempt to ask how Souji and Kharn are adjusting to married life, but this only gets you a pouting tantrum from Misaka, and a screaming tirade of how Kharn seemed to be taking up all of Souji's time, now that she's gotten all fat and pregnant and stupid. With twins, apparently, if the preliminary ultrasound wasn't lying.

[1/2]
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might want to post the thread on twitter
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>>29796705

After she calmed down from THAT, though, Misaka did admit that she was, in a way, very excited to be an aunt - or really, more like an older sister, considering that Souji had been the only one to raise the young arms dealer. She'd already picked out nicknames for the two future offspring - nicknames that she was obviously proud of. Gork and Mork, she shared with you with nothing less than a thousand-watt smile.

After a bit more of catching up, you finally decide to head home, but not before telling Misaka that she can always visit you anytime at your apartment, or at the office if she wants to. She smiles at this, and hugs you again. Telling you how happy she was that you visited. That her big sister visited.

She also gave you a new teleport beacon, for you to use in case you needed Tiny Pete's help again. It's shaped, amusingly enough, like a small gold pocketwatch.

More meetings came after that, more bureacratic garbage that you could handle - until salvation came in the form of a green-haired angel with a tray of pancakes and spiked lemonade. You asked for a break then, and Mami and Kyuubey were only too happy to oblige (you'd been filling your ashtray ever since the three-hour-long fiscal earnings meeting started).

It's then, as you enjoyed your dinner, with her rubbing your shoulders - she noticed you wincing whenever you moved your neck, and offered to try and fix it - that you asked her about her future in the Ninth. What she wanted to do.

You told her about what Mami asked you the other day, and how you wanted for Midori to choose for herself. If she had something else in mind other than those two options, then she's welcome to suggest them, too.

[2/3]
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>>29796705
>Tiny Pete armed with both Reaper Autocannon & Cyclone Missile Launcher
Confirmed for best termie.
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>>29796705
>twins
Good lords, what have we wrought?
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>>29796733
God damnet Karn
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>>29796733

It wasn't easy to get her to make a decision, in the end. She kept on asking you to choose for her, stammering something about being happy with whatever you decided, what you wanted. You couldn't help but laugh at this - god knows you don't find much reason to laugh nowadays - but after laying out what kind of work was expected of her in either role (with Mami coming in and helping you with the nitty-gritty of it), she finally chose to be an instructor for the Callidus Rank.

Both Kyuubey and Mami seemed pleased at her decision, although the blonde did remark something about regretting that she wouldn't be getting help with your paperwork, causing Midori to get flustered and stammer all over the place again. Mami put a stop to that with one of her smiles - and after asking you for permission, to 'borrow' Midori for a bit, took the Callidus out of your office, to get her introduced to Enishi and the rest of the rank. You remember the brief look of fear and panic Midori shot you just as she was pulled away from the door, with you only able to wave and lament that you'd cut your own backrub short.

You filled another ashtray after that, as you continued the meeting, this time with only Kyuubey for company. Fuck if the mutant cat loved to hear itself talk.

Thankfully, that's more or less twenty-four hours ago. Right now, you're sitting in what could be one of the biggest pieces of equipment the Ninth had ever fielded - its very own AC-130W, Stinger Variant, cruising towards Singapore at 40,000 feet above sea level. It's also night time - a few minutes to midnight, actually. Kyuubey had insisted that the op be run at night, under the cover of darkness.

[3/4]
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>>29796772

In any case, you're now waiting in the passenger area. Sakura Kyoko, one of your teammates on this op, is noisily slurping cup noodles beside you, an open manga on her lap (the latest issue of Eiyuu Densetsu Rena: Super Extreme Hardcore, she told you when you asked. Apparently it's one of those superhero comic books imported from the US and translated to Japanese). Your other teammate, Miki Sayaka, is sitting on your opposite side, the rifle components of Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie's sheath spread on a black cloth on her lap. She'd been obsessively cleaning each piece as soon as the three of you got on and got settled in.

Thirty minutes..well, that's still thirty minutes too long. You want to get to the good part already. The part where you get to go back to being a Magical Girl again, instead of being a watch-wearing dildo.

...Oh, yeah. You're supposed to review the mission dossier Kyuubey gave you before takeoff. It's on your lap right now, just waiting to be read. You didn't manage to do so earlier, with it being buried under more paperwork that you had to resist dumping into a shredder.

What do you do now?

[]Review the dossier.
[]Get Sayaka to do it for you.
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>>29796788
[X]Get Sayaka to do it for you.

Chaki has read enough lately.
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>>29796772
>minutes to midnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sXPmz9b4lM
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>>29796788
>[X]Review the dossier.
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>>29796788
>[]Get Sayaka to do it for you.
its her job
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>>29796788
>[X]Review the dossier.

PROFESSIONALISM
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>>29796788
[X]Review the dossier.
We're already going full watch-wearing dildo, might as well keep it up until we can blow off kneecaps.
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>>29796788
[x]Review the dossier.
No lazy!
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>>29796788
>[X]Review the dossier.

Going in blind is duuuuuuuuuuuumb.
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>>29796811
[X] Skim the dossier, get Sayaka to summarise salient points while you do
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>>29796772
>You filled another ashtray after that, as you continued the meeting, this time with only Kyuubey for company. Fuck if the mutant cat loved to hear itself talk.
Need an image of Chiaki screaming internally next to a small mountain of cigarette butts while a self-satisfied Kyuubey goes bluh bluh huge witch.
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>>29796788
what are the odds that Sayaka would force Chiaki to use that favor to make her read the dossier for her?
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>>29796788
>[x]Review the dossier.
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[X]Review the dossier.
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>>29796853
Come on. Blueberry isn't THAT petty... is she?
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>>29796788
>[X]Review the dossier.
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yay!
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Something tells me Murderface got very very good at improvising.

>>29796853
Skim, Sayaka probably reads these things, then discards half of it thst she doesnt agree with, judt like Chiaki. (We probably discard the oppossing halves, though)
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>>29796788
>[X]Review the dossier.
We didn't bring Sayaka to be our field secretary.
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>>29796889
Why DID we bring her? Close support?
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>>29796905

It's a Smash and Grab mission.

Sayaka provides Smash and field-healing in case things go south.
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>>29796905
Paladin-chan is our moral compass and devil's advocate. I think she's on this mission just to give her something to do as equerry. For close support just Kyouko would have been enough.
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>>29796788
>[x]Review the dossier.
we should know what we're doing ourself instead f having others do it for us
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>>29796788
>[x]Review the dossier.
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We brought them both on this supposedly easy mission as a way to blow off steam. It's huge overkill, but it should be a fun bonding exercise.

But things are never as simple as they seem...
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>>29796788
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[x]Review the dossier.

Sayaka would probably just chew it up or something.
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>>29796976
I don't believe for a moment that Sayaka will pass up the opportunity to be a dildo and bitch at us sbout how unprepared and disorganized we are.

Which us why we made her equerry on kyobros advice.
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>>29796924
>Paladin-chan
now with her mount

>>29796967
good to see you are here from the start dood!
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>>29797003
I haven't slept nya
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>>29797003
Never been a sayaporter, but goddamn that's cute
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>>29796705
>>29796733
Oh Misaka
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I want to call it now, we're needing to grab something the size of a freight container or larger.

Which is why they called in the warmaster, for her particularly unique skills.
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>>29796788
>the latest issue of Eiyuu Densetsu Rena: Super Extreme Hardcore,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DECU
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>>29797042
me too NECO
Quests have destroyed my sleep schedule
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>>29796788
>kyoko is reading hero quest as a god damn comic
god damn it i swear the best thing about this quest is its essentially a subverted meta quest involving all kinds of shit.
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>>29797080
>Eiyuu Densetsu Rena: Super Extreme Hardcore
what is this and why are you shouting
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>>29797102
Google it
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>>29797102
See >>29797093
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Friendly reminder that, if we get to choose a golden weapon, please don't choose the sword. Those who remember the Sayaka arc will recall that Kyouko was foretold to be killed by Chiaki and Kirika. It's meta information that we don't know in-character, but let's try to not have that happen today all the same.
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>>29797148
yeah killing kyoko is a pretty god damn terrible thing to do considering she is our friend.
its a fuck terrible thing to do yo.
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>>29797080
so whats the english title?
i assuming that this is a reference to something.
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>>29797161
Hero Quest Rena. It's another /tg/ quest.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hero%20Quest%20Rena

It's also adorbs.
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>>29797093
>god damn it i swear the best thing about this quest is its essentially a subverted meta quest involving all kinds of shit.

Pinky = True form of Monologue
Malal = Plantbro
Magical Girl Sparkly = Future version of Chiaki Matsuda
Magical Girl Risa = Hollow Risa from another Dimension
MEGUCABOWL GET READY GET HYPED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mmx68VmTEo

>>29797161
Eiyuu Densetsu Rena= Hero Quest Rena
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>>29797169
no if you saw the last thread of HQR you'd see thats actually our risa fucking about with chiaki as a plot rock harassing ehr in the chainswords.
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>>29797178
You mean chainaxes?
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>>29797188
yeah, i keep forgetting gorefather and gorechild are chainaxes not chainswords.
shit
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>>29797178
That's what I said, I never said that they were different persons.
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>>29797196
i remember alot of people thought for some reason it was the first hollow quest proto risa.
also pinky as monologue is hilarious as explains a hell of alot.
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>this quest will end up with essentially every hero fighting every final boss from every quest on /tg/ with the very center of it all will probably be chiaki vs akuma homura and fixing literally all the bullshit post that movie
.
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>>29797200
I think they just appreciate a degree of seperation. Things get headachey when /tg/ us simultaneously in control of/influencing two or more interacting simultsneously.

>>29797224
Or dying horribly trying
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>"I wonder. Is this what Ryouichi felt like when he went batshit? Like everything in the world will just break if I touch it? It's sort of refreshing. No Lucifer to remind me I am weak no Chiaki to imply disapprovingly at me. Oh, this is so much fun."
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29768161/#p29771350
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>>29797160
We probably shouldn't choose the chainaxes then.
Do we get bonus points if we get Sayaka to kill Kyoko?
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>>29797252
for 4chanX users >>29771350
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>>29797252
I am now expecting Risa to suddenly pop up in Hero Quest and randomly challenge Rena to a Swedish Fish eating contest.
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>>29797252
>>29797259
I just noticed that Risa specifically blew out one of their knees with a gravity orb thing.

[conspiracy theories intensifies]
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>>29797255
I think Decu would punch us all from the moon if that happened.
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>>29797166
I never liked OPM as a manga or setting so I never bothered
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>>29797262
Oddly enough, Hero Quest doesn't cross over much, despite being ideally suited to it because (usually) light hearted and the bounty board format working really well for rotating guest-cast of cross-dimensional weirdos.

>>29797273
Gonna have to up our game this mission then, because Risa is level pegging with Chiaki for "number of knee-caps blown out".
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>>29797255
Can we just stick to weapons that won't end in us fucking up horribly? I mean, I know that's Chiaki's specialty and all but really, that shit is just dumb.
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>>29797287
If you didn't know, you'd almost certainly never be able to tell the inspiration.

Which isn't anywhere near as damning as it might sound, because it's very good on it's own merits.
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>>29797292
so gauntlets, The Deagle, and our assortment of normal weapons, got it.
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>>29797200
>>29797224
>>29797252
>>29797262
>>29797273
great now I have to read 2 more quests
since I'll have to go to the archicle any way can some one recomende me a good gundam quest
sorry for off topic
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>in during Decu is reading all of these and laughing his ass off the entire time.
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>>29797311
don't do it, dood! It's all a trap to keep you in sleep debt forever!
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>>29797297
Chiaki's combat strength seems to be general unpredictability and the only way to emulate that with the golden weapons is not to be caught overusing the same ones again and again.

If we try to avoid using them, it's going to fuck us over as surely as if we don't.
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Stupid idea I've had for a while and needed to sketch out.
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new here...

Googled "magical girl noir quest"..do I really have to read 173 threads to know whats going on?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=deculture
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>>29797350
sexcretary/10
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>>29797377
Yes, but if you don't want to read the archives, I don't know why you'd want to be here in the first place.
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>>29797377
No.

You totally SHOULD, but there are recaps you could use for turbo catchpup.
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>>29796810 >>29796817 >>29796824 >>29796828

You decide to review the dossier yourself. As much as every cell in your body is recoiling at the sight of more paperwork - and the temptation of 'delegating' it to your equerry proving to be almost too much - it'd probably be much faster and easier for you to read it on your own. Besides, she'd probably bitch at you about being lazy or abusing your authority, or something.

You flip through the fortunately (and slightly worryingly) thin dossier in no time flat. The off-shore facility you're heading towards is called the Big Shell, a large marine decontamination facility established approximately 20 kilometers away from Singapore's coastline. Once the property of the Singaporean government in an attempt to combat a major oil spill ten years prior, it's now owned by a marine biology research company focusing mainly on shellfish and other deep-sea specimens.

Reading more into the dossier, you discover some facts about the facility: namely, how it's comprised of two hexagonal structures, connected end-on-end, north to south. Shell 1 and Shell 2. Each 'shell', then, consists of a central "core" surrounded by six struts - with each strut housing a different sub-facility key to the operation and maintenance of the facility itself.

The estimated number of personnel currently stationed in Big Shell number into the hundreds - five hundred to be exact, give or take fifty or so engineers that get cycled with fifty more in reserve in Singapore. Security is supposed to be light - just security guards trained to repel pirates - but the recent surveillance photos that Kyuubey had managed to procure show a different story, with heavily-armed men in combat gear patrolling the struts and providing overwatch.

[1/2]
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>>29797413
>it's now owned by a marine biology research company focusing mainly on shellfish and other deep-sea specimens.
tentacles.

We're probably going to burn this place to the ground.
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>>29797350
I'm sure she can put her expertise to good use.
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>>29797413

One of the pictures, grainy as they are, also managed to capture a particularly heavily-armored individual standing on top of one of the struts, balanced precariously there, and flipping the camera off. You can't make out just who it is - its armor covering it from head to toe - but the confident stance and slight build gives away the fact that it is, in fact, a Magical Girl. Just one wearing some fancy type of full-body armor suit.

"Oh, Rena, you're so silly! Again with the lasagna!" Kyoko cackles beside you, half-muffled by a mouthful of instant ramen.

You continue reading. The mission - you, Sayaka and Kyoko, are to recover something from Big Shell for the client (who is curiously unnamed in this dossier). That something isn't listed either - only that it's stored in what looks like a very ornate and very gaudy jewelry box. The sort grandmothers store their jewelry in.

The dossier doesn't say where it's kept in Big Shell, either, only the client's suspicion that it's kept under heavy guard in one of the cores. Amusingly, the client had also seen fit to mention that they don't particularly care what happens to Big Shell right after the operation - only that the main objective be secured and delivered.

Best mission. Best mission ever.

"Right, right, you've been gushing about it ever since takeoff," Sayaka grumbles beside you, before blowing through what looks like an AR-15's truncated barrel. "Just don't overdo it today, alright? This is supposed to be a simple smash-and-grab run. We don't need to take unnecessary risks." It's here that she turns towards you. "Speaking of unnecessary, what kind of golden shit did you bring? You brought one along, didn't you?"

Which Golden Weapon did you bring? You only brought one along with you.

[] The VII Golden Weapon.
[] The IX Golden Weapon.
[] The XV Golden Weapon.
[] The XX Golden Weapon.
[] No, you didn't bring any.
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>>29797377
I think there's an ebook or something with only story posts so you can skip anon's posts, but I don't know where to find it.
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>>29797334
even then I have to do it dood! to help all of our comrades to get to the best end!

>>29797350
>field name
I believe it

>>29797377
should but you don't need
It's a fun read and you can just look at Decus posts so its not as long as it looks
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>>29797432
>[x] The XV Golden Weapon.
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>>29797432
[x] The VII Golden Weapon.
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>>29797432
[x] Deagle
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>>29797377
eBook link in here
http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>29797432
XV, which I THINK are the axes. This one is right up Risa's alley.
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>>29797432
>[X] The VII Golden Weapon.
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>>29797432
>[x] The XV Golden Weapon.
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>>29797442
Armoured security?

You'd better believe we brought
[X] The XV Golden Weapon

Besides anything else, it's the only one Sayaka has seen us fight with.
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>>29797432
deagle, time to learn guns from the best.
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>>29797432
For a filthy casual reader, which weapons are those again?
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>>29797413

>Big Shell
Watch, its going to turn into the Arsenal Gear once we're inside
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>>29797432
>[x] The XV Golden Weapon.
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>>29797432
>[X] The VII Golden Weapon.
As much as I like Yuu, our Deagle is perfect for depriving people of their kneecaps.
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>>29797413

>Big Shell
>Metal Gear intensifies
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[X] The VII Golden Weapon. (thats the DEagle right?)
A gun seems most reasonable for this kind of mission where melee combat is somewhat unlikely and even if it happens, Sayaka and Kyoko are specialised in it.
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>>29797477
Deagle, Bangles, Chainaxes, Muramasa
in that order.
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>>29797432
Hundred bucks says that the jewelry box has a golden weapon in it.
>[x] The XV Golden Weapon.
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>>29797413
that map seems familiar
>>29797480
and heres is why

>>29797432
>[X] The XX Golden Weapon.
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>>29797432
[x] The XV Golden Weapon.
The one mission they may be sated.
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For those having trouble remembering which Golden Weapon is which:

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Golden_Weapons
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>>29797490
>>29797480
Big Pete vs. Metal Gear RAY
FIGHT
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>>29797432
>[x] The XV Golden Weapon.
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>>29797487
It's only been a day or so since we checked and Yuu still seemed to be sleeping
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>>29797506
sorry, little Pete. Forgot about the ironic naming.
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>>29797432
[X] The VII Golden Weapon

Captcha:Auspicious ggiesta
Yes captcha, this will be auspicious and we will take a victory nap afterwards
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>>29797432
>[XX] The XX Golden Weapon.
LIVE DANGEROUSLY
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Even though they can't give us the 900-10k+ years of combat experience directly, can't the deagle homus help us with it for the eyeflame thing?

Doesn't that mean that the deagle theoretically have the strongest eyeflame thing?
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>>29797490
>Metal Gear intensifies
It kind of makes me want to bring Muramasa for cutting people to pieces.
Just slightly, I am nowhere near close enough to trusting Kirika to not end up killing everyone around us the second we give her a chance.
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>>29797432
Which ever has the chain axes. Trust in Risa.
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>>29797432
>You only brought one along with you
>You will never gloriously dual-wield the katana with the deagle

Fine. Whatever.
[x] Deagle.
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>>29797432
>[x] The VII Golden Weapon.
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>>29797432
>[x] The XV Golden Weapon.
for our inevitable duel on the burning remains of the second core.
we could probably get away with conventional weapons for everything else
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>>29797547
they've shown a propensity to find their way to us at inopportune moments.
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>>29797506
RULES OF MAGIC
wait, wrong metal gear
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So... do we have a gameplan?
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>>29797574
Fuck shit up
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>>29797574
Murder things in the face and the knees and possibly other places. The murder component is important.
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>>29797432
We have a tie between XV and VII, so I'm gonna pull a nyaxecutive decision and say FIRST VOTE GETS IT
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>>29797377
>do I really have to read 173 threads to know whats going on?
No, you only have to read like a dozen to get hooked, you'll go through the rest naturally.
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>>29797581
>>29797589
>>29797597

We're probably going to need to split up, you realise that, right?

Assuming Intel is accurate, we need to hit both Cores before they have a chance to secure and move the target.
>>29797604
axes
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>>29797604
VII
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>>29797604
Forget which is which so deagle
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>>29797606
Should we tell the poor guy about the writeups

>>29797610
Axes!
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>>29797574

1.Fuck shit up.
2.Encounter plot twist.
3.Use Tiny Pete summoning beacon.
Lose Sayaka and Kyoko in another 'get fucked'-level shitstorm
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>>29797623
>reading the writeups
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>>29797432
>Magical Girl in full body armor suit

...god dammit, it's the Israeli officio. We kept fucking paranoia'ing about this, and now as it's happening we forget to actually fucking check.

[x] XV - the chainaxes. There's gonna be a lot of points at stake here.
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>>29797639
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>>29797644
>There's gonna be a lot of points at stake here.
500, plus one confirmed "sparklie"

Hardly a lot.
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>>29797639
>not reading the writeups
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>>29797657
>>not reading the writeups
>not saving the writeups until they're not OOC character information
Though I suppose there's something to be said for meta-cheating.

>Malal wasn't really a true-seer, she just had access to all the writeups.
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>>29797432

[x] The IX Golden Weapon.


Smash and grab, right? Gauntlets are good at both.
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So what is our objective?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFxQjPeyiY
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>>29797691
>You continue reading. The mission - you, Sayaka and Kyoko, are to recover something from Big Shell for the client (who is curiously unnamed in this dossier). That something isn't listed either - only that it's stored in what looks like a very ornate and very gaudy jewelry box. The sort grandmothers store their jewelry in.

>The dossier doesn't say where it's kept in Big Shell, either, only the client's suspicion that it's kept under heavy guard in one of the cores. Amusingly, the client had also seen fit to mention that they don't particularly care what happens to Big Shell right after the operation - only that the main objective be secured and delivered.
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>>29797691
To defeat the Hungucas
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>>29797644
Which writeup was the Israeli Officio? There have been so many that it's hard to keep track.
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Do we get to use the MiGs?
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>>29797574
As much as we are hyped to get to the murdering part, it might be good idea to start with stealthily capturing one employee and questioning him about insides of the place.

>opposition includes at least one teched-up sparklie
It might prove that taking along both Sayaka and Kyouko wasn't overkill after all.
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>>29797701
>only that it's stored in what looks like a very ornate and very gaudy jewelry box.
Hmm. Fun thought. It says that we are to recover the objective. It doesn't say we have to retrieve the box? So we can take a look inside with... impunity, assuming it's not like, Pandora's Box or something.

But if it is, they've only got themselves to blame for not telling us not to open the goddamn box.
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So, how royally screwed is our time stop? Does it work still, is it broken, or do we just meet an eldritch goddess of rectal bleeding every time we engage the shield?
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>>29797701
>That something isn't listed either - only that it's stored in what looks like a very ornate and very gaudy jewelry box.
By show of hand - who else thinks we might be picking Necronomicon here?
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>>29797728

Well, it might not say that, but I doubt it would reflect well on the professionalism of the Officio though if we do that
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>>29797737
The latter. It works when Pinky lets it work, and if we're not using it to talk to her she cancels it on us.
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>>29797740
>Implying this isn't a VR training mission set up by the 1st to see if Chiaki is up to the task of leading an officio

WAKE UP ANON
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>>29797728
>So we can take a look inside with... impunity, assuming it's not like, Pandora's Box or something.
Nope, we should not.
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>>29797728
Thats pretty amusing actually. Why bother with guards, when you can just put the real item in some random bag, and put something worthless in the box. :)
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>>29797758
That must be one hell of a small sarcophagus.
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>>29797754
Is there some way to bribe her without feeding her souls?
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>>29797764
>:)
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>>29797774
Mami's pancakes seemed to work pretty well last time. But the sacrifice is great, and I doubt even those will work more than once.
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>>29797774
feeding her Mami's pancakes?
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>>29797774

Giving her attention is the best way to bribe Pinky
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>>29797764
>implying we're not going to go through all this shit, retrieve the box without opening it, deliver it to the client and then find out it was empty all the time.
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>>29797774
Do naughty stuff with her.
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>>29797788
Man, she is gonna be pissed we've been ignoring her, isn't she.
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>>29797774
Tell her we'll play dress up.
>>29797792
THE BOX WAS INSIDE YOU ALL ALONG, CHIAKI.
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>>29797795
ya betcha
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>>29797795

Either she's going to be very angry, or she's going to be cutesy and pouty.

Hard to tell with Pinky.
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>implying the box doesn't contain a bomb
>implying this whole mission isn't a trap
You people are being too hopeful by implying it only contains some ancient evil.
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>>29797813
...What happens if we stick a bomb in the shield?
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>>29797795
Isn't our shield still broken from when we pissed her off by not feeding her a soul?
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>>29797810
Appear as giant tentacled elder beast with fractal anatomy, while still acting cutesy? I can dig it
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>>29797826
>tentacle monstrosity
"I can't tell if that means you're angry, crazy or horny. Please don't say it's all three at once."
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>>29797826
We all can.
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>>29797826
Am I the only one who thought that scene with Pinky after the retcon was far creepier than the one before it?
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>>29797823
Who knows. Pinky wanted to talk to us when we met Haruka and we blew her off.

We haven't tried anything with it since then.
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>>29797840
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
I wonder if she was actually planning on warning us about that being a horrible idea, possibly by eating Haruka right there.
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>>29797853
probably related to the appearance of RibbonHomu.
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>>29797829
Homulove knows no bounds.
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>>29797758
It must have a mummified... cat or bird in it or something.
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>>29797947
>ancient egyptian QB Mummy
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>>29797959
>[paranoia intensifies]
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>>29797959
Not sure if that'd be hilarious or metal.
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>>29797976
Why not both?

Perhaps a QB didn't get to eat his body in time and the Ancient Egyptians decided the wish granting GOD CAT thing needed to be mummified. So from thereon, they mummified all the cats
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>>29797984
Oh, man. Scrap the mission now. There's no way it can live up to this.
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>>29797984
Maybe the ancient Egyptians hated the Incubators and the mummification of cats was an attempt to trap them in the body of a tiedup cat in the tombs whenever they died and transfered to the nearest cat.
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>>29797984
>>29798013
Either of these theories would be pretty fucking cool.
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>>29798043
>YFW the QB is actually still alive.
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>>29798049
Four-by is actually Egyptian, not israeli
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>>29797984
This makes a frightening amount of sense.

Alternatively, maybe it was a fuck you to the coob to keep him from eating the body.
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>>29797442 >>29797464 >>29797469 >>29797486

You nod. Yes, you brought one of your Golden Weapons with you, namely the chainaxes. You were tempted to bring the gauntlets along, but you wanted to give poor Yuu a bit more time to recover. You forgoed bringing along the Desert Eagle, too - as much as it seemed natural to have it resting against you in its shoulder holster, you wanted to see how it'd be like to just rely on something you've only begun to train with.

Besides, if it came to the point that you needed to shoot something, there's always your Shield to puke out a rifle or two.

"That works, I guess. I mean, you could've brought along that Desert Eagle of yours, or Kirika's katana, but since I've been training you with those things..." Sayaka shrugs as she starts to reassemble the contraption she'd been fiddling around with, piece by piece. "Can you at least make sure you don't go on another rampage this time? Because as much as I enjoyed beating your ass unconscious, we probably won't have time to do that on this op."

Whose ass got beat? You didn't hear that correctly. Did she just say SHE beat your ass unconscious? Because you're pretty sure you were the one left standing then, and--

"You know what I mean, Murderface." Sayaka snaps. "Can you make sure or can't you?"

You meet Sayaka glare for glare, before nodding. Yeah, you'll make sure. No more freakouts like the last time. You've got everything under control.

Mostly, anyway. You still think Risa's too unpredictable for her own good, but at least she can be talked to.

"Good." The blue-haired Eversor finishes putting together Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie's sheath here, the parts snapping into place with a solid metallic click. "Now, let's go over the plan. Kyoko, put that stupid comic book away, and finish up your noodles. We need to get things straightened out here."

[1/2]
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>>29798128
>That works, I guess. I mean, you could've brought along that Desert Eagle of yours, or Kirika's katana, but since I've been training you with those things...
>we've been training with the katana
when did this happen
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"Almost done!" The red-haired Eversor raises a hand. "Just let me finish the last few pages, I think it's gonna end on another stolen kiss cliffhanger with the Monster Master chick or something--"

"KYOKO!"

"Alright, alright, jeez." The cup noodles is quickly slurped down and drained of its contents, the comic book closed and folded away. "What's the big deal, anyway? Aren't we just gonna drop in, kill everyone, and steal what the client asked for?" Kyoko looks at you, then at Sayaka. "That's all of it, right?"

"Well, uh..." Sayaka blinks here, before nodding. "That's right. But this isn't a purge, we don't need to do that unless we have to. We can do this the smart way - sneak in, kill anyone who notices, steal the thing, and then get out."

Kyoko frowns. "That doesn't sound as fun as my plan, though."

"It's a mission! It's not supposed to be fun!"

...Huh. You were thinking that they'd be a bit more...well, in-sync with each other, considering that they're a couple. Now you realize that they can just have disagreements with each other, just like regular jackoffs.

"Anyway, look, Murderface." Sayaka takes the dossier from you and opens it to the map of Big Shell. "Our target's in either one of these two cores." She taps the two cuboid shapes surrounded by interlinking rings of hexagon shapes. "Once we're over Big Shell, we'll do a HALO jump at 35,000 feet, aiming for Strut A."

She taps at the labeled hexagon with a gloved finger. "That's where their deep sea dock is, and where we can just swim up and infiltrate through. From there, we'll make our way to Strut B, since that's where their main power source is. We take that out, the entire facility goes dark, security and defenses go offline. Then we can just make our way to either core, take the main objective, and high-tail it back to Strut A for evac."

[2/3]
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>>29798133
I think she means the chainaxes. There's 2 you know.
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>>29798142
Oh, you're right. I misread it.
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>>29798134

"...All this sneaking around. It's like we're Callidus, or something." Kyoko grins here, before nudging you with an elbow. "Shoulda bought Midori along too, eh? If we're gonna be sneaking around like her."

"We still need to worry about the Magical Girl resistance Kyuubey warned us about," Sayaka cuts in. "We don't know which Officio they're from, so they're still a variable we shouldn't take lightly."

"Eh, not like that stopped us before." Kyoko shrugs. "I don't like it, actually. It's too...sneaky for me." She crosses her arms. "I mean, I like it up to the entry thing? But maybe it's easier if we just go loud once we're in there. I mean, we're going to have to fight our way out of there eventually, right, Murderface?"

"Only if we fuck it up, which we won't, if we take out their power first." Sayaka insists. "Look, I know this looks like a great opportunity to fuck around, but until we're sure of what we're coming up against here, we should do this by properly! Come on, Kyoko, this is pretty fucking basic procedure!"

The two Eversors glare at each other here, one crimson eye against two blue ones - before they both turn to you. Making you notice for the first time the apparent tension between the two - something you couldn't believe you didn't notice earlier.

"Well, let's see what Murderface thinks," Kyoko says quietly. "Murderface? What'd ya think? Sneak in or go loud?"

How do you react?

[]Sneak in.
[]Go loud.
[]The hell's up with the both of you?
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>sneak in, kill anyone who notices, steal the thing, and then get out.
If that's the plan, lets not wake Risa up until things go pear-shaped.
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>>29798154
>[X]The hell's up with the both of you?
Is it that time of the month for both of you or something?
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>>29798154
[X]The hell's up with the both of you?
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>>29798134
>>29798154

>HALO jump

Sheesh, we're going full Metal Gear Solid here.Now I wouldn't feel right not doing this as a sneaking mission.

[X]Sneak in.
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>>29798154
>[]Sneak in.
>[]The hell's up with the both of you?
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>>29798154

[X]The hell's up with both of you?
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[x]Sneak in
Might aswell try.
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>>29798154
>[X]The hell's up with the both of you?
Stop fighting. Now kiss and make up, you two.
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>>29798154
>[x]The hell's up with the both of you?

And now back to housework. D:
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>>29798154
Retrieve RPG from shield.

[X]Go loud.

"Of course, if you guys think you could use that as a distraction..."
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>>29798154
[x]Sneak in.
[x]The hell's up with the both of you?
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>>29798154

[x]Sneak in.

"We don't know how many guards there are, and they might have MG support. Can't take chances on this one."

>fuffering inslan

Yes, captcha. Being inland if fuffering
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>>29798154
[x]Go loud.
We wanna blow off steam. We don't know who the sparklies are, but if they can take the warmaster and the top eversors of the 9th, well we're probably fucked sneaking anyway.
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>>29798154
>[X]The hell's up with the both of you?
Quietly going for outside approval doesn't sound like Kyoko. Something the matter?
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>>29798154
>[]Have Kyoko and you go in loud as a diversion for Sayaka to disable the power and all the boring stuff.
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>>29798154
>[x]Sneak in.
Chances are there is a catch we're not aware of and we ends up fighting whole facility anyway, but let's not rush it.
>[x]The hell's up with the both of you?

>>29798160
>Is it that time of the month for both of you or something?
You realise that women living together actually do then to synchronise their timing with this?
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>>29798163

Adding

[X] Go Loud
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>>29798154
[x]Sneak in.
We are professional.
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>>29798154
>[X]Sneak in.
Sorry Cyclops. By the book has some good arguments.
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>>29798217
>We are professional.
We are DONE being professional.

Now is playtime. >>29798213
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>>29798154
[઼] You argue like a married couple
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>Arrive late
>We are best with Handcannons
>People actually voted to take the Axes along instead of the Deagle

I am know 100% positive the most of the voters joined somewhere half-through the quest and dont know nor do they give a shit about the charcerization of Chiaki as a potent gunslinger. I wish I could hate all of you to death
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>>29798154
Sneak. At least for a little bit. Couldn't hurt to try.
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>>29798154
[x]I agree with >>29798213
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>>29798154
>[x]Sneak in.
we're still mostly Vindicare at heart, going in loud and smashing stuff from the get go doesn't feel right.
then ask what's up.
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>>29798222
Infact, this mission is our reward for having been professional.
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>>29798154
>[]Sneak in then go loud once you get discovered.
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>>29798225
The Golden Eagle freaks me out, sorry anon.
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>>29798225
You also realize that if shit goes bad, the Deagle magically appears in our hands. If we just took it, we'd probably be shit out of luck if we got into melee.
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>>29798225
the Deagle has shown a propensity for turning up when we need it, and we have a shield full of non-golden firearms.
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>>29798225
I'd probably vote for the deagle more if I could remember one fight scene with it that was interesting since we shot Midori's knees.
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>>29798225
It's like making terrible pairings in Fire Emblem for the Support conversations; we're making a less-optimized decision to further our social links.
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>>29798154
[X] the hells up with the both of you?
[X] compromise, sneak in until we hit the power, then once they are cut off? Go. Nuts, paint the fucking walls red
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>>29798213
>splitting party
>especially when we have no idea what exactly we are up againts
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>>29798250
yes this
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>>29798250
voting this
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>>29798250
[x]this
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>>29798233
This mission is what we could have been doing instead of the Ruri mission. We only needed to do one of them, but we decided to accept two of the three options presented to us for some reason.
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>>29797788
Does this attention involve lewd things like holding hands
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>>29798250
[x]I like this, this is a good plan
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>>29798154
[x] >>29798250
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>>29798225
>muh Risa points
>muh Cruor Praetoria
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>>29798154
[X] do >>29798250
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>>29798213

Throwing in my vote for this. Kyoko will be a liability if we go completely stealthy, and we're carrying two very loud chainaxes and an assortment of high calibre firearms.
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>>29798273
the Ruri mission demanded the attention of the Warmaster. It was in the contract.
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>>29798154
[X] The hell's up with both of you? Your periods in sync or something?
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>>29798277
When Pinky is involved, lewds are pretty much guaranteed.
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>>29798250
I like it
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>>29798154
NECO wake up. This is a bad time for a catnap.
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>>29798299
We spent plenty of time as an assassin. I feel sure we have silenced firearms
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>Our stealthiest golden weapon is the katana
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>>29798248
There was the ballroom scene with Kilgore and his entourage of psychotic wives, during our protection detail with Iori. We went FoFA and proceeded to turn the entire dancefloor into a charnal house with the Deagle. Every hostile was pretty much salsa once we finished up.
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>>29798412
>Pros:
Stealthy

>Cons
Never used without going screaming nuts
Spirit inside hates us.
apparently we may be going to kill Kyoko with it
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>>29798412
we are not cyborgs anon
only cyborgs can use a katana on this ype of mission
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>>29798481
>we are not cyborgs
are we entirely sure about that?
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>>29798481
Why aren't we cyborgs

It feels like we should fix this
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>>29796788
...Rena? Oh you mutha-fu-

The conspiracy thickens...this will call for more paranoid fanart.
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>>29798481
Sayaka's using a katana on this type of mission, does that mean she's a cyborg?
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>>29798481
Is Kharn a cyborg?
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>>29798500
Clearly
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>>29798485
magical girls are zombies anon even though they are actually lyches

>>29798492
true anon we should

>>29798500
yes
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>>29798481
Wait

Raiden wasn't a cyborg when he fought the President in a deadly katana duel.
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>>29798521
and look what happened to him

you're just proving the point anon.
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>>29798507
>Kharn
>stealth
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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>>29798481
cy·borg [sahy-bawrg]
noun
a person whose physiological functioning is aided by or dependent upon a mechanical or electronic device.

Strictly speaking, our glasses are a mechanical device that aids our functioning. Ergo, we are cyborgs.
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>>29798532
Why the hell do we even still need those, anyway?
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Still feeling a bit out of it, so I'm gonna stop here and go lay down.

See you, anon
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>>29798481
>RULES OF PANCAKES
>And they cook when the sun comes up
>With their pans in the fire
>SLOW BURN
>For a while
>SYRUP
>Butter all the pancakes in sight
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>>29798492
>>29798532
Remember when we got our arm chopped off by Kirika and Misaka said she would build us a mechanical arm that would make us strong as ten gorillas? Maybe we should have taken her up on that offer instead of having our regular arm regrown.
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>>29798555
It looks good. Hope you feel better soon, hat.
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>>29798566
maybe the armored Chiaki fragment did take her up on that offer - several times..... just a thought
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>>29798451
Actually, that was a DEagle + Knife combo.

Still pretty much badass, even if we scared the Hell out of Kyouko in the aftermath.
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>>29798160 >>29798167 >>29798250

You narrow your eyes at your team mates. The hell's up with the both of them? You'd have expected this kind of behavior from anyone else, but not from the legendary wife and husband team of the fucking Ninth. Is there something you should know about, here, or should you chalk this up to their periods being in sync?

Silence reigns in the passenger bay for a few moments, with only the sound of the plane's engines filling the void - before Sayaka finally speaks up, turning away. "No. It's...it's nothing, Murderface. Just something private that'll have to wait until after we get home. Right, Kyoko?"

More silence, before Kyoko herself turns away as well.

"Yeah, okay." The red-haired Eversor nods. "Until after we get home, then."

...Right. Well. To answer Kyoko's question, you do think that there's merit to what Sayaka suggested. Do the jump, sneak in without noticing, cut off their power.

"See?" You don't even have to look to see that Sayaka's trying her best not to sound like a bitch, here. "It's the most sensible way of doing things--"

But it's the stuff after that you don't necessarily agree with Sayaka, you cut her off. After you cut the power...well, you'll take that as an opportunity to let off some steam. In fact, maybe all three of you should. You certainly think there's some stress that needs to be let out.

Sayaka opens her mouth to protest, but sighs instead. "...Fine. Sure. But let's try and make our decision about that when we're already in there, alright? We don't know what kind of actual security they have there, and how many Magical Girls we'll be fighting."

That sounds fair, you nod. More than fair.

"Ten minutes to destination." Rea's voice echoes throughout the passenger area. "Mission party, please assemble at departure area and prepare for imminent drop."

[1/2]
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>>29798528
and look what happened to him
He won handily?
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>>29798586
I don't think so. The armor was described as being rather Kharn-esque in nature.

Augmentation, certainly, but I don't think there was a lot of mechanical work in it, if you get my meaning.
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>>29798586
Probably shouldn't make that joke around the armored fragment, since in her timeline she killed Misaka along with everyone else.
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>>29798596

"Right, that's our cue." Sayaka stands up, stowing Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie back into its case. "Let's get this thing going."

You and Kyoko make to follow her, but you find yourself stopping.

Your Shield. It's clicking. Really loudly. Loud enough that it's impossible for Kyoko and Sayaka to miss it.

But they're not saying anything. Kyoko's even yawning, here, grumbling about looking forward to getting home early.

"Murderface?" Kyoko taps your shoulder. "What's up? Come on, we gotta go."

[]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
[]Ignore the clicking. Go with them to the departure area.
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>>29798615
>[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
HAHA! Time for Best Girl!
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>>29798615

[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
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>>29798615
>[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
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>>29798596
>it's nothing
It's Oriko, isn't it? She didn't take the news well
>>29798615
>[X]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
We need to get this over with.
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>>29798615
[x]Ignore the clicking
Get dunked Pinky, we're supposed to be enjoying our vacation away from flighty broads for a change.
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>>29798615
>[X]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.

We've put this off too long, and ignoring it last time was... well, I still think it was the right choice, but the heads up may have been useful.
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>>29798615
>[]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
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>>29798615

>[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.

Better now than during the actual mission. Although she could still fuck something up in the plane...

Stay furry...save the world...choices.

+1 internet to whoever knows that line.
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>>29798615

>[x] Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.

No more waiting!
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>>29798615
[x] See what's up with Pinky, cancel timestop on other side of Kyouko, tap her on the shoulder and say it's nothing.
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>>29798615
[X] Check up on Pinky. Before she says anything, hold both her hands.

itshappening.gif
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>>29798615
>[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
Timestop mid-jump.
Do it, faggot!
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>>29798615
[x]Ask if they hear that

Seriously, this goes beyond considerate and straight into worrying.
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>>29798615
[X] Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.

I think Pinky has already demonstrated that she can yank us into Timestop when she wants to. Best to listen to the clingy, insane Eldritch Abomination while we're on amicable terms.
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>>29798521
I have a question for you, anon: if Rainden fought the President, is Sayaka going to fight the prime minister or the emperor?

>>29798615
>[X]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
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>>29798615
[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.

I hate dealing with her but we have little choice left.
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>>29798615
[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
She'll probably force it otherwise.
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>>29798650
You DO realize that we'd still be falling, right?
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>>29798615
>[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
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>>29798648
You sick fuck.
[X]This
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>>29798655
>Your Shield. It's clicking. Really loudly. Loud enough that it's impossible for Kyoko and Sayaka to miss it.

They most probably did hear it, but didn't think anything was amiss.
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>>29798615
[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
Time to see if Pinky says anything that hints she's Monologue.
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>>29798671
That's what's worrying!
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>>29798655
Nobody else can hear the shield. This has been constant throughout the quest.
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>>29798615
>[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
better get this done now than have her interfere when we're infiltrating.
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>>29798615
>[]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
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>>29798615
[X]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
sorry I gotta take this it's my girl calling
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>>29798615
>[X]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
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>>29797350
Is that a Tohsaka pose I spy?
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>>29798615
>[X]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.

Lets get this done. I just wish we had something to pacify her, as she no doubt going to be annoyed.
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>>29798675
In hindsight, I can see why.

Still, best to see what our resident Goddess has to say.
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>>29798615
Talk to Pinky.

"This literally won't take a second, guys."
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>>29798662
Yes, we're gonna have like two minutes to talk...
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>>29798615
[x]Tell them that you'll catch up in a little while. You need to see what's up with Pinky.
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[઼] Tell Pinky we will get her that MG's soul gem.
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The time stop is instantaneous. Why do we need to tell them we'll delay at all? We'll end up saying "I need a moment" then be ready to go the next instant. It'll be more disconcerting if we say anything instead of just engaging the timestop and subsequently moving on.
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>>29798738
Not sure why this would be advisable since we don't actually have it on us. And when she found out, she might consider eating the two sitting in the plane next to us in it's place.
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>>29798768
That's why it's joke vote ઼
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>>29798648
>Before she says anything, hold both her hands.
>hold both her hands.
>both
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>>29798615
NECO
NECO plz
NECO
NECO
NECO im suffering
NECO
NECO
NECO
I FEEL G-O-O-D
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>>29798815
Pinky a cutie.
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>>29798658
She will fight the shogun
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Nyan?
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>>29799150
NYAN NYAN
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>>29798616 >>29798620 >>29798622 >>29798623

You tell them to hold on for a moment. You just need to attend to something.

"What? But--" Sayaka starts, frowning - but you've already engaged your Shield before she could even say another word. The gears inside the heavy metal disc grinding, screeching in protest as you force it to turn a complete ninety degrees, pushing until the familiar locking mechanism clicks home.

The half-formed frown freezes on the Eversor's face, making her look like she's about to cry - just as the rest of the world does, in the dull cast-iron grey of your Time Stop. You'd laugh here, if not for the fact that you're not exactly looking forward to meeting your own personal Satan in pink.

Not after what you learned from your...past selves? Is that what you're supposed to call them?

But yeah. It's not...it's not that you're afraid of her or anything, no.

More like...well. You feel guilty about the entire thing. About what happened to her. Why she turned into...how she is right now. About how most of it - if not all of it - is your fault, even if you don't exactly know or remember how you did it.

"Homura-chan~" Her voice is immediately familiar, despite your not hearing it for a while already. It almost felt nostalgic, the way she sounded so happy to see you, despite you knowing full well that she's smiling with a mouthful of blood-pinked teeth.

You look around, and see what looks like a trolley cart being wheeled towards you - the same sort of trolley cart that stewardesses hocking snacks push around the aisles.

Only this cart isn't filled with snacks - rather, they're filled with severed heads, all of them from Magical Girls you've never seen before. You know they're magical girls, because they're holding their soul own soul gems in their mouths, their jaws locked around the bauble in rigor mortis.

[1/2]
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>>29799150
not even an hour since last Decu post
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>>29799176

"Thank you for choosing Pinky Airlines again, Homura-chan!" Pinky giggles. "My, you're certainly racking up the miles! Get enough, and maybe I'll invite you to our exclusive Mile High Club!"

Mile High what...?

"I'll tell you when you're older." Pinky giggles again. "Oh, wait, actually, you already are! Two thousand years old's old enough, isn't it? That's no longer underage, right?" She doesn't wait for your answer, reaching down instead to pluck a soul gem from one of the severed heads rolling around her trolley. With a frightful, ear-splitting crunch, she bites through the nearly-black gem, and you hear what sounds like glass being ground to powder as she starts to chew. "See, Homura-chan, when two Magical Girls love each other very much, they get into an airplane bathroom, and--"

...Wait. Stop. You get the idea. Just...what is going on? What's the costume about? You wanted to check up on her, since she was trying to get your attention, and--

"You wanted to check up on ME, Homura-chan?" Pinky blinks her black eyes at you. "Just now? That's...that's actually funny! Because I was trying to get your attention DAYS AGO!"

She throws the remaining half of the Soul Gem she'd just bitten through at you. You dodge it easily, and you turn to see it bounce off of Kyoko's forehead before tumbling away and disappearing in a curl of black flame. "I KNOW I KICKED YOU OUT BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HOMURA-CHAN, I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING EX TO SNUB WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD TO JUST TALK!"

What the fuck is up with everyone? It's like everyone else is taking cranky pills. Even Pinky.

Well, anyway, you're here now. What did she want to talk to you about?

"Khh...talking like nothing's wrong..." Pinky tears out another blackened Soul Gem from another severed head, this time popping the entire thing in her mouth and crunching down HARD.

[2/3]
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>>29799193

Bits of Soul Gem fly out from her mouth, some of them cutting into her lips and causing blood to trickle down the corners of her frown. "You know, that's what really turned me on about you, Homura-chan. The way you can act cool like that? But it's not working now." A moment. "Well....n-not as much, anyway."

. . .

"I was gonna warn you not to use the Desert Eagle I gave you that one time, okay?!" Crunch, crunch. "Whatever you do, don't use it anymore! And don't try to talk to whoever's inside it, either! They're just going to lie to you a whole lot!"

How do you react?

[]...I already did. Sorry.
[] Where did you get all these Soulgems?
[] Fine, whatever. Can I use my Shield again, or am I still on Time Out?
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>>29799205
I already did. They told me to kill you, so I laughed at them

It may gain us a few hundred pinky points
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>>29799205

[X] Where did you get all these Soulgems?

Well, I'm not sure telling Pinky that we already did is a good idea. I sure wonder where did she get all those soul gems though!
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>>29799205
>[x] Fine, whatever. Can I use my Shield again, or am I still on Time Out?
Puns. Plus someone mentioned about not playing our hand.
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>>29799205
>[x] Where did you get all these Soulgems?
>[x] Fine, whatever. Can I use my Shield again, or am I still on Time Out?
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>>29799205
>[] Where did you get all these Soulgems?
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>>29799205
>[X] Where did you get all these Soulgems?
Let's not make any promises, now, or anger her more
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>>29799205
>I already did. I... I'm sorry. But it doesn't matter, because I'm not going to listen to them. I'm not going to kill you.
>I love you.
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>>29799205
[x] Didn't she make the Golden Weapons? Who's in there anyway? The other weapons seem to have previous owners, but the Deagle feels like it's been yours all along.
No hand-tipping please!
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>>29799205
>[x] Where did you get all these Soulgems?
>[x] Fine, whatever. Can I use my Shield again, or am I still on Time Out?
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>>29799205
>[x]...I already did. Sorry.
"But if it makes you feel any better, I'm not using it right now, and I don't plan on killing you."
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>>29799205

[]...I already did. Sorry.
NO!
Don't tell pinky we used the Desert Eagle.

um... Well I am sure that if we ask about the Soulgems we will just hear something like "They were offerings Homura-chan"

[x] Fine, whatever. Can I use my Shield again, or am I still on Time Out?
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>>29799205
"I feel like we spend too much time talking about me. What about you? What's your end game? I mean after you make me feel ultimate despair and devour me, of course."
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>>29799205
>[x] Fine, whatever. Can I use my Shield again, or am I still on Time Out?

Give her headpats.

Pinky needs some loving.
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>>29799205
>[] Where did you get all these Soulgems?
>[] Fine, whatever. Can I use my Shield again, or am I still on Time Out?
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>>29799205
>[X] Where did you get all these Soulgems?
Well, WE already know, but Chiaki doesn't yet. FORESHADOWING!
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>>29799205
>[x] Where did you get all these Soulgems?
looks like she doesn't know we already did. Might be a god idea to keep it that way.
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>>29799205
>[X]...I already did.
"There's no-one in there.

Or at least, not the no-one you're hiding from."
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>>29799205
[X] Where did you get all these Soulgems?
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>>29799284
I dare to say we might even go for a hug.
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Guh. Awake and livedrawing!

twitch tv/elbowlick
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>>29799262
>pic
trippy as fuck
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>>29799327
Could we get this image?

>>29797432
>One of the pictures, grainy as they are, also managed to capture a particularly heavily-armored individual standing on top of one of the struts, balanced precariously there, and flipping the camera off. You can't make out just who it is - its armor covering it from head to toe - but the confident stance and slight build gives away the fact that it is, in fact, a Magical Girl. Just one wearing some fancy type of full-body armor suit.
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>>29799284

[x] Do it
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>>29799227
This.
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>>29799227

And a hug afterwards. Either we get +1000 pinkyscore, or get her to become more awkward than deepthroat. Win/Win.
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>>29799205
I'm running out of banners.
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>>29799283
[X] This, with headpats. Ask where she gets the Soul Gems and if you're still on Time Out.
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>>29799417
Marar? Midori? Saya/kyoko?
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>>29799417
Quick, scour the archives, nyzzz.
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>>29799434
I meant I'm running out of relevant banners.
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>>29799227
>>29799376
>>29799402


NO!
There are a few things that we need to keep from pinky. Like malal's real identity.
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>>29799205
[X] "Pinky, ain't nobody told me a lick of truth since day one.

Why would one more liar make a difference?"
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>>29799443
They always like Midori, post some Midori.
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>>29799439
Not him, but this is your job, stupid cat
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>>29799460
He beat me to it!
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>>29799205
>[x] Fine, whatever. Can I use my Shield again, or am I still on Time Out?

and there's a lot of dildos down their I need to vent my paperwork induced frustration on
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>>29799470
No, you're just a lazy feline. Go get a caffeine shot and also, you haven't updated your twitter in like a month. Are you likely to give out many more character profiles?
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>>29799504
>Are you likely to give out many more character profiles?
Idol porn is fine too.
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>>29799504
People beating me to posting banners doesn't make me lazy...! It would have been up but for some reason the one I was trying to use was already in use in another thread. (The Pinky joke banner and some King of Fighters quest I guess?)

Also yes, eventually.
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>>29799504
If we meet new characters maybe, if we keep wasting time with old ones? Not ap much
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>>29799529
Tell those dildos to get their own banners
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Wake up and UroDecu is running MGNQ?
The most exciting time of day has finally arrived!
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>>29799529
Off the top of your head, how big is the cast, currently? I've been meaning to archive binge, since I've missed half the write ups over the last two months. Have we broken 200 characters, do you think? That's my current estimate
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>>29799529
The pinky one I posted actually said it was corrupted the first time I tried to post it.
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>>29799551
Nowhere near
50 maybe? No more than 80 named
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I just realized something: we're in Homucifer's world. There are no Wraiths, and for all the talk about Witches we haven't seen a girl turn. Decu said there's something fishy about Grief Seed production. Pinky is eating the Gems of girls she would save as Madokami, and the Golden Weapons seem to prevent Witchouts.

Homucifer done fucked up real bad. We need to off her and protect Pinky. Pink's still the Law of Cycles, just a super fucked up version.
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>>29799551
According to my art folder which also has conceptual characters/characters that haven't appeared yet, we're at around 40-50 total that have appeared/were named in some way. Counting the writeup characters that haven't appeared in the main quest we're approaching probably 60-70.

There are 32 separate characters that profiles have been done for, with some snapshots of a few characters (mostly Wendy and Malal) in different periods, too.
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>>29799550
>UroDecu
Decu has been busy getting HUGE over last couple weeks, now he just needs to perfect his posing and he can ascent to Joculture Jorobuchi.
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>>29799569
W/ write ups and minor characters, we have over 150 I'd say. I'm counting ones like enemy magical girls with unique weapons and such
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>>29799586
>conceptual characters/characters that haven't appeared yet
How were you so blessed?
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>>29799580
>we haven't seen a girl turn.
Kharn (twice) in flashbacks.
Mirai & Chiaki during interrogation in Siberia.
Whole squad about to witch-out at the stadium.
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>>29799610
This is one of those questions that you'll be happier if you don't know the answer to.
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>>29799227
This one
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>>29799193
>>29799205
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>>29799692
Thank you, Dan. You make my morning complete
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>>29799597
Nope, nowhere near

>>29799586
As the cat says
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>>29799692
>Pinky
>Wearing white panties
Hmmm...

'As if' or 'of course' I wonder...
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>>29799692
Even if there is no Hat-chan or Midori, there is Dan Kim.
Won't you believe in him?

>captcha: HOPE atabyan
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Time for Best Girl!
Awww yisss.

>>29799636
They weren't about to witch out, they were about to suicide bomb like Kyoko did to Oktavia.
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>>29799692
dying over here,
send help
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>>29799636
We haven't seen Kharn's Witch, we just know she's a weird chimaera and goes kill-crazy. Mirai didn't have one even though she freaked, Chiaki had a barrier but only Homus were in it, and the cultists were going to go Suicide Bomber, not Witch.
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>>29799789
IIRC, Mirai didn't actually witch. It was Chiaki. Everyone was just caught up in it because FUCKHUGE and painfully complicated overlapping BARRIER. As befits a Homu.

Mirai was in pretty bad shape though, since when she got dragged into the barrier she was already just a Soul Gem.
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>>29799789
Mirai did have a witch, but we didn't get a detailed description of it. Just saw the long pointed teeth before it got to Chiaki, who in turn witches out and created her own barrier.
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>>29799233 >>29799234 >>29799254

...Fine. Whatever. You're not going to promise that you won't ever use it - it is pretty nice to shoot and everything - but you won't talk to whoever's inside of it. Or believe their lies. Can you use your Shield again, now, or are you still fucked in that regard?

Pinky narrows her eyes at you as she continues to grind and crunch the Soul Gem she's eating into fine powder. Her own blood, a cancerous, clotting black, dripping down onto her immaculate pink stewardess costume, blotting on the once-pristine cloth. "Maaaaybe. You promised that way too quick, Homura-chan, and honestly, I'm not sure if I can trust you that easily now. I mean, you did break Wendy-chan's heart, after you promised her and everything."

It's here that Pinky sniffs dramatically. "How could my pure, sweet and gentle Homura-chan become such a heartbreaker? Oh, the horror! The tragedy!" She turns to the side to spit what looks like the brass gilding of the soul gem she'd just eaten, but bent and chewed up and stringed with blood and saliva.

The pink-haired demon then rummages on the pile of heads on her trolley, pulling out a very young-looking magical girl's still-screaming head by its ponytail and tearing out the soul gem stuffed into its mouth. Another wince-inducing crunch, and the muffled, incoherent screaming immediately cuts off. "Nnngh, all this stress you're giving me is gonna make me faaaat, Homura-chan! How will I ever fit into my dress for our wedding? This is all your fault!"

. . .

"Anyway, you'll be able to use your Shield again, but only on a trial basis this time, just to make sure you're still loyal to me an' everything." Pinky grins at you before swallowing. "Let's set the limit at....two! Two Time Stops! Ah ah ah ah!" Thunder suddenly booms from somewhere, along with the brief strobe-light effect of lightning. "After you use up those two, you won't be able to time stop anymore unless I visit again!"

[1/2]
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>>29799789
>We haven't seen Kharn's Witch
We haven't seen it ourselves, but Murderface did, as did the rest of the Officio, as we've been told. She did Witch out, and the procedure that she underwent to get the Witch-flesh grafted to her is slowly spreading to the rest of her body despite attempts to keep her Soul Gem clean.
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>>29799859

Well. That's...better than nothing, you suppose. At least it's not going to be some sort of useless disc clamped on your arm that you can't even block shit with.

So fine. Not all that happy with it, but...at least you can stop the really ugly crap from happening if they do.

Where did Pinky get all these soulgems she's snacking on, anyway?

"Wendy, of course! At least SHE knows how to be grateful, and to be a nice person!" Pinky sticks out her tongue at you. "But not all of these are from her, though. I got the others from the girls who really, really like me." It's here that she grins, a secret, almost sly grin. "Better watch out, Homura-chan, or they might just steal me away! And then you won't have me to look after you anymore, only that...that broccolihead fatty that you're so protective of!"

...Well, that's a bit unfair. Midori really isn't that fat.

"Wake up, Homura-chan! What do you think those huge, bouncy things on her chest are, muscle?" Pinky spits at you. "Honestly! They're so violent and vulgar, they probably explode out of her bra whenever she runs! And don't get me started on her butt, and--"

It's here that the goddess stops as she sees just who you're with.

"...Wah. Sayaka-chan and Kyoko-chan...? I..." Something comes over the crazed eldritchian nightmare, here, something that suddenly turns her black eyes into something approximating warm amber. "...It's been a while since I saw them together like this...w-when was it, Homura-chan? Which loop was it?" She turns towards you, before scoffing. "Eh, you wouldn't know, would you? You never really cared about them at all. Not really."

She steps forward, away from her trolley, stopping in front of Sayaka and...giving her a hug. "Sayaka-chan, you stupid idiot. Why don't you just turn into a fish right now, and save Kyoko the heartbreak, huh? So she'll just kill herself instead of turning into that strange candle-headed thing..."

How do you react?
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>>29799879
"What's this about her being a fish?"
Do NOT mention that Risa told us about it.
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>>29799879
[x] "Sayaka is my equerry, and Kyouko is like my best friend here. I won't let something like that happen to them. And Midori has exactly the right amount of butt."
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>>29799879
"What are you talking about? What's going to happen to them?"
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>>29799879
"What kind of fish?"
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>>29799879
[x] So, how do you know Sayaka? You two go way back or something?
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>>29799914
This sounds good.
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>>29799879
"They won't be turning into witches or dying at all, if I can help it. Not after all the headaches I went through to get on decent terms finally."
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>>29799879

>[x] fish? candle? huh? what? what's going to happen to them?

ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH away! get away from them you pink monster!!!!!
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>>29799914
>This
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>>29799879
"Why do you care what happens to them?"
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>>29799879
>hair flip
"That won't be necessary."
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>>29799879
Don't wanna know, I just want them to be happy. Don't you?


Will you protect this smile?
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>>29799879
"The hell are you talking about`"
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>>29799879
[x] "Fish? You meant Witch, right, because that's how that sounds. Anyway, they're my friends. And whatever my failings, I'm going to try real hard so that my friends don't Witch out."

Telling her that we won't talk with the souls inside the DEagle was pretty much a lie, so we definitely won't be getting any additional trust from Pinky. We'll probably lose the Time Stop again when she finds out.
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>>29799879
"Fish?" See how much info we can get out of her, e.g. what happens to Sayaka and when.
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>>29799945
Trying to make Pinky wet?
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>>29799879
[x]"Leave them out of it. I am the one you are after. No reason to get anyone involved, not them, not the girls in the trolley, no one."
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>>29799879
>How do you react?
Grope her butt while she's facing the two. Pause to ponder for a bit, then give her your judgement:
"Nope, not getting fat, it's about perfect like this."
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>>29799879

[x]"I suppose you've seen everyone turn into a witch at least once."
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>>29799945
I really like this. We should include it in our reply.
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>>29799879
>turn into a fish right now, and save Kyoko the heartbreak
NTR? NTR.
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>>29799945
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>>29799997
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>>29799977
This is the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen. Why did you do this. WHY
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>>29799879
[x] Fish? candle? what are you talking about?
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>>29800020
You rang?
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>>29800021

Because the sad's must be felt.
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>>29799879
[X] "I don't remember."
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>>29800037
Chiaki and waffles
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>>29800037
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>>29800063
Collect them all!
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>>29800075
Who is that one?
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>>29800091
Who do nyah think?
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>>29800091
NECO
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>>29800021
Because that's what happens when we screw up.
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>>29800091
Nyan nyan NECO nyan.
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>>29799859
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>>29800075
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>>29799879
[X] All doom, all gloom, all the time, from everyone. Those two are my friends, and from the way you talk about them, your friends too. The world hasn't ended yet, so there's still time to do what we want to do, so tell me, would you want to see them again? Talk to them again? Try to do something in the time we have?
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>>29800047
"Not the previous loops. not them. Nothing.

How did it get this messed up? Help me understand?"

It's hard to care overly about the Meguca's on the cart. We're about to go on a murder spree of our own, after all.
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>>29800138
2healthy
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>>29800138
Not enough HEALTHY dan. Needs more HEALTH and HEALTH foods
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>>29800224
I'll make a Pink vs Green squish-off pic at some point.
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>>29800254
But if Pinky is Madoka, then Midori would win by default!

Now if it was a butt-off, then Midori might have some problems.
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>>29800138
I dunno, looks pretty healthy to me.
But yeah, might need a more thorough examination and comparison...just to be fair...
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>>29800254
Hnnng yes
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>>29800283
>sunburns
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>>29800254
>The true watermelon
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>>29800321
Also Wendy is between them to act as an impartial judge.
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>>29800283
>sexualizing Madoka
You really shouldn't be doing this unless you are Homura.

Oh, wait, we are.
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>>29800354
Then what are we waiting for?
[x] *flick hair* don't know what this fish thing is, but these two are my best friends. Nothing will happen to them.
-[x] Use the moment of distraction to grope Pinky's butt
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Alright, pausing thread for now! Thread to resume tomorrow night, same time! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always encouraged!

If there's anyone who wants to post a writeup, please do so now (but if someone starts before you, let them finish first)! Otherwise, questions answered before I go to bed!
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>>29800393
How aware of the looping nature of the last ten thousand months is pinky?
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The announcement was delivered as a notice taped on the inside of my door. It said that I have to take my things out of the broom closet by next Thursday, and move them to my new office. I have been here three months, enduring nightmares thick with the smell of turpentine, but better late than never. Behind a wooden door with the nameplate "Eleanor A. Slam", no title, is where I get to work for the rest of my life. When I walk into the room, the door shuts itself behind me. No distractions allowed, after all.

I guess it's not a bad little office - it's mostly bare, needs some personal touches - and few in the Sixth can boast that they have their own. That's normally reserved for the people at the very top. So it means that they care about my wellbeing; but they don't care enough to end this torment. After all, the Sixth doesn't want its precious eversors wasting time writing that could be spent training. No, that is almost entirely my job, because I'm their special Vanus.

I examine the windows and see they decided to add bars to them. They're not taking any chances this time, after hearing what I tried back at the Eighth. I bet they reinforced the glass, too. Well, at least it should keep the drop bears out. Not that I can see much through the frosted glass.

I stomp back to my shiny little black swivel chair and spin around slowly. Remembering what the Incubator said about how to relax myself, I try those breathing exercises and reassure myself that things aren't so bad. I could be homeless. I could be chained up. I could be dea-

Well, that might be an improvement.

Sigh. I never wished for this.

[1/5]
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>>29800393
So, how badly will Pinky react when we go back on what we said and talk with the other Homura's in the DEagle?

Does Chiaki remember anything at all about PMC anti-magic equipment? Can we ask Misaka to get ahold of some for us?
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>>29800427
There's a knock on the door and I compose myself before speaking. "Come in."

Some girl whose name I can't be bothered to learn opens the door and wheels in the first gurney of the day, covered in boxes of varying sizes. She tells me the usual spiel : take a box, fill out the forms inside, then put them back in the box they came in. Lunch break isn't until all these papers are filled out. Start on the second set afterwards before you go home.

"Understood."

She does a little curtsey before leaving me alone with my hated nemesis. I take a long hard look at a box containing financial records and order forms that need to be checked for errors. Maybe it won't be so bad this time. I lift up the box and upend its contents on my desk. And as soon as I lock eyes with them, it starts.

I'm almost used to having little to no autonomous control of my body during my little "work trances". I clutch at the gem around my neck as my casual attire is replaced by my Official Magical Girl Costume, appearing with little fanfare or special effects. Well, maybe there's a subtle noise I can't hear, everything's kind of muffled during these states. It might some kind of crunching noise, since I look like a breakfast cereal mascot. Getting sick of being called Crunchberry.

[2/5]
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Pinky claims Chiaki/Homura is 2000 years old, but the people inside the gun claimed they had looped for 900 years. Whats up with that?
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>>29800449
I reach into my pockets and pull out an assortment of pens with one hand, the other grabbing a sheaf of papers without me even looking at it. And as I look it over, I can feel it. Unfamiliar thoughts pouring into my head like a raging typhoon, granting me the knowledge of what I need to do, without comprehension of any of the alien symbols written down. A mental cheat sheet that doesn't show its work. I whip my pen back and forth in neat little strokes, writing down words that mean nothing to me and crossing out parts that look identical to the others. Flip page, write write, flip page, write write. Put the pages aside and grab the next one. The Incubator was smart enough to leave holes in the boxes so that my trance state can see there is unfinished business. Put papers in the box, toss it to the side, grab another box and start all over, discard empty pens, acquire fresh pens. All in the span of a few minutes, but each stack of remaining boxes is about as tall as I am.

Within the first hour my eyes are already watering from being unable to blink. I can see little halos of light around the black ink on the page, not that I can tell them where to look. I develop tunnel vision, there's only the task in front of me. My wrist begins to ache dully in protest of this treatment. And as time drags on, I begin to lose my sense of self.

Each new page means another memory pushed aside, filled in with incomprehensible knowledge. With only the scratching of the pen, the buzzing in my head, and the boiling corruption as ambience, I struggle to remember why I'm here, what I'm doing, who I am, as the maelstrom of eldritch knowledge tears through my head. Rending such useless thoughts until only a pristine, perfect worker is left behind. There's some kind of repeated sound in the background, but I can't even identify it.

At some point, I lose all awareness of anything but the words, words I only know I must write down. At least I can't comprehend pain.

[3/5]
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>>29800479
As soon as the last box is packed up, I start to regain cognizance of my surroundings. I can hear a crackling noise in my head as my memory gradually returns. It's a bit disconcerting to remember who you are in bits and pieces that aren't even in order. And I become aware of how much I ache from keeping my posture.

I bite back the urge to scream; it never helped before and it won't help now. Just... Breathe. I take a good look at my soul gem and retrieve the last grief seed I was allotted. A little tap, and the darkness flows out of the jewel as it returns to its immaculate blue color. How long was it this time? The caged wall clock has its hands at quarter to twelve, which is faster than what it used to be; I bet the Incubator will try to compensate for it later. Good news is the pain hurts a little less now, so I think I can manage to haul everything back. It'd be nice if somebody else was here to do the heavy lifting, though. I'd like to be able to eat now rather than later.

As I shake my head, my peripheral vision picks up something in the window. I try to look at it, but it's hard to make out. Some kind of reddish thing is hurtling towards the window. Looks like a person. Must be one of those assholes from the other day trying to get to me again. Heh. Like to see them try to break through magical girl-proofed windows. I recline back in my chair to take in the spectacle, glad to have a distraction.

[4/5]
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>>29800469
Wasn't 900 years a conservative estimate an anon came up with? I thought they only told us approximately how many times we've looped.
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>>29800469
They looped for ~900 years before losing their mind and then continued looping for XXXX years after that.
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>>29800469
There's at least one, possibly more, Homu missing.

Not unprecedented though, what with Faust/Madoka soul-splitting shennanagins.
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>>29800500
"RRRROARING WINDOW BREAKERRRRRRRR!!" it roars out as its cry of battle, a shrill voice definitely belonging to a magical girl. And I watch as that somebody kicks through magical girl-proofed windows and scatters glass and twisted metal everywhere. I'm barely aware of something silvery swinging in the breeze outside, as they crash right into the boxes and bury themselves beneath them. The work of an entire morning of suffering, ruined by some asshole. Well it serves her right.

Said boxes are thrown back with great force as this intruder stands to her feet. I realize I'm sitting here with my jaw open as I try to take in this figure. She's wearing some kind of maroon long coat over a frilly pink dress. She also has a hat, with a little lacy flower decoration... thing. Is that a pirate hat? It's a goddamn pirate hat. She's dusting herself off like nothing happened and she's dressed like a pirate, what the hell. Have I gone completely mad?

Judging by her hairstyle, I'd guess she's a foreigner as well. That would explain some things.

Still, what the hell?

"Oh, yeeeeeeeeaah!! It's Crunch time!" she calls out triumphantly, punching at the air, before turning to look at me.

Oh man. I really, really, really don't like the way she's looking at me right now...

[5/5]
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>>29800393
Do you think that love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
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>>29800518
Nice one! Welcome to the jam, Slam!
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>>29800518
Yep, welcome into the fold of writefags. We're all out of champagne and cake, sadly, or I'd throw a party.
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>>29800393

Thank you for the thread! It's good to have Pinky back~
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>>29800518
Cool idea. I was initially really thrown off by the way you do first-person narration, but it was enjoyable in the end.
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>>29800518
glory to arstotzka
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>>29800595
>>29800630
>>29800658
>>29800660
Thank you for the kind words. I was REALLY nervous when I posted this, so I'm glad it went over well enough.

Now I must go pass out. Thanks for running, Decu.
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>>29800407

Very aware! One of the reasons she became Pinky in the first place!

>>29800432

Hahaha, well, pretty bad!

She'll remember when she sees them in action. As for Misaka, you can definitely ask her to procure some models of your own!

>>29800469

That was only until they broke!

>>29800563

Definitely a possibility!
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>>29800717
>Hahaha, well, pretty bad!
Then why did we say we would do a thing we have no intention of doing to a psychotic yandere goddess? Are we really just that stupid?
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>>29800717

So, they lost count and broke at around 900 and kept going until 2000?

Dammit, Homura...
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>>29800693
We all are, on our first time. It gets easier as you do it more and more~
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>>29800717
If a girl wished to be a boy, would they still be a magical girl?
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>>29800757

Well, I see it as Chiaki being a bit bolder with Pinky. As long as you're not caught, she won't know!
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>>29800783
If some of us can actually sit down and get stuff written. Kind of sucks having ideas but no motivation to put them down.
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>>29800802

Huh!

That's...that's a really good question!

I suppose when they're transformed, they turn back into a Magical Girl.
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>>29800802
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>>29800841
So like Princess Waltz, then?
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>>29800841
What about the opposite? If an incubator found a boy who wished to be a girl?

Do I smell an untapped market?!
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>>29800841
What class would that wish be suited towards?
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>>29800393
Did the miko girl return yet?
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>>29800823
For me, it's helped that I accidentally wrote myself into a position that I can't write any more Saga of the Sixteenth until after Big Shell is over. I've got a massive buildup of ideas now.
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Okay, made a bit more progress on this. Guess I can go do other stuff now...
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>>29800870

I, I suppose!

>>29800877

Incubators only go after girls. Males in MGNQ are physically incapable of megucadom, it's a sad fact of life!

>>29800881

Callidus, definitely.

>>29800889

Not yet!
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>>29800894
Well, I still have my drunken escapades bit and redoing an old writeup I'm changing.
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>>29800810
>As long as you're not caught
Well, that's the trick, isn't it? Seeing as she can see around us and maybe the inside of a Silent Room is the only place we can be safe from her gaze.

Though I suspect that most other players haven't noticed the lie we told Pinky, or the measures we have to take now to keep our Homu-conversations hidden from Pinky and anyone who might talk to her about it.
They'll just blunder into letting Pinky find out, and we'll be out of Time Stop again, if not worse.
And make the watermelon end even less likely.
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>>29800944
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Rin 01/26/14(Sun)13:31 No.29800986
>>29800944 #
Yeah, I've been working in tandem with somebody on a few collaborative pieces. It's actually really fun.
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>>29801025
4chan why
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>>29801025
>>29801049
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>>29800810
huh, i figured pinky was just fishing for info on the Homus in the Deagle.

Specifically the one with the ribbon.

Because she said she actually WANTED us to remember.
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>>29801284
of course, she's also apparently decided we're getting married, so she could just simply be as batshit insane as we are.
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First time archiving this, so hopefully it stuck!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

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