> Monday, October 14th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20Und%20Panzer:%20LGA%20QuestYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.You hum the tune of Angel Band as you wash Kitten’s hair under your shower. Yesterday was the last day of Shore Leave, and you’re sure by now that the Academyship Lafayette Girls Academy has left Cherbourg for Atlantic waters. This week is probably going to a bit busy for you, especially today with the student council meeting.Once your shower is finished, you yawn a bit, checking yourself out in the mirror while Kitten gets dressed. You briefly ponder why everyone seems to consider you attractive. You at least don’t think much of yourself. You have to at least keep yourself in shape-Whoa.Wait.What the hell is that?You check your neck. It looks to be some kind of bruise. But how? You weren’t-Wait. Kitten was sleeping with you last night. You did feel a slight tickle-WAIT.“Kitten.” Kitten pokes her head into the bathroom, tying up her tie.“Yeah?”You blink, pointing to your neck. “I think you might’ve given me a hickey in your sleep.”……Kitten says, “Well.” She blushes a little. “How did that happen.”“I should ask the same thing,” you say. “But irregardless, I need a way to cover this up.”> Make up> Scarf> Style Hair a certain way> Other
>>29972120Get the Otakus already
>>29972120> ScarfTotally badass. Would fit Trudy.
>>29972120JUST FUCK ALREADY.
>>29972120> Scarf
>>29972120>OtherJust get an other hickey to draw attention away from the hickey on your neck
>>29972120Wear it proudly. You're the hero of the school right now, you don't need to hide shit.
>>29972120>> Make up>> ScarfBoth, just in case
>>29972120GIve kitten a revenge hickey...Then scarf
>>29972320>Revenge hickeyI'm supporting this.
>>29972120Isn't it Summer? A Scarf would be out of place
I'm gonna have to go with revenge hicky too...
>>29972345Just wear a burka then
>>29972120> ScarfYOU SEE NOTHING!
>>29972120>Other Give her a hickey back. Shared victory, shared defeat.
>>29972120> Make up
>>29972120>> Scarf
>>29972345We're on a boat that moves.Who the fuck knows what season it is?
>>29972320It's the only fair option. She won't learn a thing if we don't punish her.
> ScarfYou wrap up the school scarf around your neck and settle into your school uniform as well. It’ll go away eventually.You raise your arms, grinning madly and standing over Kitten as she eats breakfast. “NOW IT’S TIME FOR YOUR REVENGE HICKEY MISS CAROL SMITH-““How about no.”You huff, eating your breakfast. Once you’re done, you hear Nancy knocking on your door. “President! Time for school!”The both of you exit your dorm to see your staff, looking a bit tired but no worse for ware. Lisa looks at you confusedly. “What’s with the scarf?”You wave her off. “It’s cold today.”“It’s 72 degrees.”“I’m sensitive.”Lisa shrugs. “Whatever.”You all leave the dorm buildings.> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29972453> Converse Casually (Forbidden Love)
>Sleep hickeysJust what the heck was Kitten dreaming about?
>>29972453Hey who say she got a choice!
>>29972453all the great tank comanders wear scarfs! > Read a Book waldo!
>>29972453> Consult the Shop (Specify)- TIGER II (HENSCHEL) (8.8 cm KwK 43 L/71): 9,5001x Appliqué Armor Kit, Heavy Tank: 1,000 DollarsTOTAL: 10,500
>>29972483We should ask Perrine. She probably has the incident recorded and maybe Kitten talks in her sleep.
>>29972453> Read a Book (Specify)Where's Waldo
>>29972453I dare say we got no-selled by the GM.>>29972512Might as well get it over with.
>>29972453Converse casualyI'm not a lesbian
>>29972512This.
>>29972512>>29972542Do you guys remember we need to adjust the budget, to it after
>>29972475>>29972512These two.
>>29972453>Embark on a Sidequest (A Kiss for a Kiss)Give Kitty a hickey by midnight today
>>29972564We don't need anything in excess of a ten thousand for the school budget, this is fine.
>>29972453> Read a Book (Specify)WaldoAnd guys Budget meeting first
>>29972512Supporting.
>>29972587This is over 10,000 that's all the money from the sponsors! Save it for after,we can do it after
>>29972475>>29972483>>29972576These
>>29972617And? It's not like we're going to need it for the school budget.Ten thousand is literally double our original class budget.
>>29972453priorities do it afterit won't even be ready for practice!
>>29972644It the beginning of the fucking week! we can get the turret at anytime, the aces don't need it right away. It won't even be ready for practice tommorow. Why are we doing this when we know we have a budget meetingwhere we might have to convince and may supply the sewing club and the aviation club
>>29972512Why don't we wait until we see what's in the shop tomorrow? This isn't urgent.
Funnily enough, we didn't even use the Hedgerow cutters in the last match
> Consult the Shop> Read a Book (Where’s Waldo)FUCKING WALDO-Lisa says, “You’ve been playing with that Waldo book lately, Boss. I’m getting kind of worried.”You say, “Relax, Lisa.” You wag your finger. “A good tank commander needs to be aware of her surroundings, thus in order to facilitate this, I’m reading Where’s Waldo.”Lisa says, unconvinced of your reasoning, “Is that really the reason you rented it from the Library?”“No,” you say. “But it is now. I’ve retconned it. Let’s move on.”> Where’s Waldo in World War II?: Progress: 60%You pull out your cellphone and browse the shop details.> WANTED FOR PURCHASE>> CONVERSION: TIGER II (HENSCHEL) (8.8 cm KwK 43 L/71): 9,500>> 1x Appliqué Armor Kit, Heavy Tank: 1,000 Dollars>TOTAL: 10,500> CONFIRM?> Y/N> Other
>>29972680>It the beginning of the fucking week! You say this like it has any relevance at all on the decision.>we can get the turret at anytime, the aces don't need it right away.Or now, so we can focus on other stuff.>It won't even be ready for practice tommorow.Meh, might as well get cracking on it anyway.>Why are we doing this when we know we have a budget meetingBecause the budget isn't likely to consume a terrible amount of money?>where we might have to convince and may supply the sewing club and the aviation clubBy what? Bribing them?
>>29972750> Y
>>29972750>N>>29972753Supply their budget
>>29972750>Nwe can do it later after the budget meeting.
>>29972753>Because the budget isn't likely to consume a terrible amount of money?Well you say that, but it doesn't mean Fredenall won't through us a curveball
>>29972750> N
>>29972750>N
>>29972750>> Y
>>29972750> YOh Trude, never change.
>>29972750> NLet's wait for tomorrow when the shop refreshes. This conversion isn't urgent.
>>29972750YWhat crazy scenario was waldo in this time german?
>>29972750> Y>>29972784You mean the budget we've already gave them?
>>29972750>Nyour assuming Frendell won't steal from the budget we saved
>>29972750> NThere's no real reason to buy it now, and a few reasons not to. I'm wondering if you people are in support just to spite some dense anons from last thread.
>>29972750>NWait until after the meeting so that we won't get bitched out with no way to escape.
>>29972750>> Y>>29972845All the more reason to spend it.
>>29972750>NWe need the money for now
>>29972750> NNothing stopping us doing it later.
>>29972877Our tankery budget is safe, the budget for student council the one with 5000 dollars saved is in danger, we need to save the money for now after budgeting
>>29972890For what?Seriously, for what? All I've seen is some vague concerns that Fredendal might do something, which have already been countered.
>>29972863Soo we should give her more money to steal?
>>29972750>NAfter reading the arguments, there is no real benefits to do it now and there are several reasons why we should do it later. Let's wait till after budgeting
>>29972926What was the counter?
> NYou decide to save the money for now. Who knows what you might need later on.You arrive at the campus to the sight of tired looking students groggily moving on to classes. You yawn a bit as well, tugging on your scarf, careful not to expose your hickey. That’s not going to be fun to explain.Especially not considering your reputation.A Professor walks up to you. “Miss Pool.” You blink. This is a surprise. “I have a favor to ask. My wife’s pregnant in the hospital and I need to attend to her now, but I have no time to find a substitute. Would you mind proctoring today’s career surveys for me today? It’s just until lunch. My TA will be there to help.”> HELP THE PROFESSOR?> Y/N> other
>>29972750>y
>>29972991> Y
>>29972991>Y
>>29972991>N, fuck you and I hope your wife dies. #rekt #told #swerveBut no, seriously, >Y
>>29972983Unless Fredendal has come up with something truly whacky, she isn't going to somehow outright waste several thousand dollars that for all she knows we can readily replace.But whatever, the point is moot now.
>yyou can count on me professor!
>>29972991> YTrudy might get some ideas on what to do with her own career plans.
>>29972991>?What about our classes and what is he a Professor of? Sex Ed?
>>29973156We should do it, and learn just how girls can love girls
>>29972991>Yget in good with the teach helps.
>>29972991>YTrude's a good girl.
> YYou nod. “Sure, Professor. Good luck to your wife.” The Professor and quickly runs past you to his car. You say, “Alright girls, looks like I’ve got a get out of class free card.”Kitten sighs. “Lucky you.”“Hey, the start of this year you didn’t even have to come to school, Kitten,” you say as you pet her hair. “Now, I oughta go. Uh, Ramirez. Would you mind letting the Attendance Office know?” Ramirez nods then walks off to the Attendance office.You leave your staff then and there walk to the Professor’s classroom. You recognized that Professor thankfully, he was a teacher of English, Freshmen English to be precise. That can’t be fun.You walk into his classroom and are immediately assailed by Freshmen.“It’s Gertrude!”“She looks so pretty today!”“Oh my goodness!”“Wow!”“Such grace!”You sigh then walk up to the Professor’s desk, where his TA, the Senior Executive Claire Walker is busy browsing her smartphone. She lazily greets you with a, “’Sup.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29973291> PoliteI have a really, really bad feeling about this hickey.
>>29973291>“Such grace!”I admit, I snickered.
>>29973291>> Polite
>>29973291> Polite
>>29973291Boast.Trude isn't afraid of anything.
>>29973291> PoliteScarf slip in 10
>>29973291we have become Doge. i chuckled.> Polite
>>29973322I did, and then I read the rest of the post in doge grammar and mentally cursed Schteel for doing this to me.
> Polite“Morning, Claire. I trust you’re well?” You sit at a spare chair, about to take your scarf off. Then you realize why you wore a scarf in the first place. You stop yourself, then lean back, crossing your legs.“Well, Shore Leave was pretty fun,” she says. “Kinda wish it was two weeks instead of one, get what I mean?”You nod. “Oh, definitely.”“Anyway, I hear lots of things about you, Gertrude,” she says, snickering.“Oh?”“You’re quite popular with the Freshmen and the Naval Studies kids.” Walker snaps her fingers a bit. “What was it? 100 girls board, 50 couples leave?”You nod. “Haha. Haven’t heard that one before. Real original, Claire.”Claire shrugs. “Whatever.” She stands up. “We got some surveys to proctor, but first there’s a couple of things. Which one do you want to do?”> Attendance> Grade Assignments> Proctor Survey> Other
>>29973509>Attendancecaptcha: according taskiaaNo shit
>>29973509>> AttendanceFirst thing comes first.
>>29973509Might as well get the attendance (and subsequent fangirling as we call each of those student's names) over with.
>>29973509>> Attendance
>>29973509>AttendanceThe primary purpose of school.
>>29973509> Attendance
> AttendanceYou stand at the podium at the front of the class. “Morning, everyone. My name’s Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President. “I will be subbing in for your Professor today, so let’s just begin with attendance.”Normally, most Freshmen would be chattering or doing other stuff, inattentive to you. But since you’re you, you’ve got their attention the same way a light attracts a moth. You sigh. “Right.” You begin taking attendance, and all the Freshmen dutifully raise their hands and call Present when they are called. This is getting a bit weird. Goddamn it Freshmen, do Freshmen things.One of the Freshmen raises her hand. “Gertrude, why are you wearing that scarf?”“It’s cold outside.”“It’s 72 degrees.”“I’m sensitive.”You finish attendance and then file it into the Professor’s cabinet. Claire walks up to the podium and says, “Right, today’s the day you’re going to be taking a career survey.” You pick up the huge stack of papers, all of them tests for the Freshmen. Claire says, “Please answer questions truthfully. It doesn’t affect your grade and you shouldn’t write your name.”You pass out the papers to dreamy-eyed Freshmen, then walk back to the desk. Gonna be a while before they all finish.> Nap> Study> Text Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29973769 > Read a BookWHERE'S WALDO?
>>29973769> StudyWe can't slack on our school work.
>>29973769>dreamy-eyedDo we have some kind of aura?>Read a book (Waldo)>inb4 someone snatches our scarf as a souvenir and memento of their idol, revealing our hickey
>>29973769> StudyHave to look the part of the responsible student.
>>29973769>Study a Tankery TeamOurs. I want to know our weaknesses.
>>29973769Read a book.WowSuch Waldo.Much frustration.Wow.
>>29973769> StudyBack to school, got an image to uphold, and Trude is still having trouble with a couple of subjects.
>>29973769>> Study
>>29973769> StudyDon't make Gertrude a weirdo, guys. She's already wearing a scarf, don't force her to read a children's book in front of the freshmen.
>>29973769>> StudyLet's be a good role model for the ickie firsties.
>>29973769> StudyGotta set an example.
>>29973769>> StudyA little rude to be reading where's Waldo
>>29973905>>29973897>>29973885Backing this.
> StudyYou might as well catch up on work you’re going to be missing today in English, Math, and Chemistry. You pull out your laptop and start browsing some of the online textbooks, taking some notes in the meantime. Out of the corner of your eye, you see some Freshmen not paying attention to their survey and instead just gazing at your pure pureness.Eh, at least you look smart.After a time, the surveys are turned in, and Claire sorts them out at the front in a neat little stack.“Alright, thanks for taking today’s survey.” She blinks, pausing. “By the way, you all answered honestly right?”The pause is so pregnant, the Professor’s wife is giving birth early. Claire sighs. “Alright, I suppose I’ll read through a few.” You quickly lean over her shoulder and look at some of the results. The big question is, What do you want to be when you grow up?A middle school studentClaire rolls her eyes. “Haha. Very funny you guys.” She pulls out another survey.A ghostOh god, your sides. No, don’t laugh, don’t laugh“Wow, really?” says Claire. She’s getting progressively angrier. She must really care about their futures. She pulls out another survey.Indiana JonesClaire slaps the paper down. “That’s not even a good movie!”Gertrude’s WifeShe looks at you, a bit disgusted. You shrug.A Science Guy“WHAT!?”I don’t want to become a lawyerClaire tears the survey in half, shouting, “THEN DON’T WRITE ANYTHING!”Enter college…Claire blinks, pausing. She then immediately topples the podium. “AT LEAST MAKE A JOKE!”ALARMYou giggle a little at Claire’s expense as she seethes. Time for the next class.> Nap> Study> Text Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29974106Oh gosh, Nichibros> Study
>>29974106>> StudyWhy don't we just pass off the scarf as a fashion trend? We're popular now, after all.
>>29974106> Study
>>29974106Text Kitten. Threaten her neck's innocence.
>>29974106Study
>>29974106> Read a Book WALDO!
>>29974214This.Text the kitten, her neck will never be the same
The only bad thing about Girls and Panzer is that it lacked the lesbian antics of Strike Witches and series like that
>>29974106>> Study
>>2997410Text kittenWe know where she lives
>>29974214Tell her that she shall pay for taking our neck's innocence. Well, that and having to figure out excuses for a scarf.
> StudyYou yawn a bit, continuing to take notes as Claire again says, “Please take this seriously.” She passes on the next career questionnaire to the class of Freshmen, most of whom still look at you with dream-filled eyes and rose colored glasses.You say, “You may begin.”You study on for the entire class, occasionally answering a question from a Freshman who’s confused. This proctoring stuff is easy.Soon, the surveys are done again. Claire, being the masochist she is, decides to again check the What do you want to be when you grow up Questions.Again, she rages. You decide it’s best left up to the imagination.The next class comes in. Midway through their surveys, your Chemistry Professor emails you your homework. Since you’re already on a streak of studying, you decide to do it now. Might as well get it out of the way.“A ‘spess mehreen’ is NOT A CAREER!” Claire screams as she furiously tears up the survey in front of the incredibly stoic class of Freshmen.ALARM. Time for lunch.> Find your staff> Head directly to lunch> Call Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29974420> Find your staff
>>29974420>“A ‘spess mehreen’ is NOT A CAREER!”Not for a woman, it isn't
>>29974420>> Find your staff
>>29974420Become Spehs Mahreen
>>29974420>Find your staff
>>29974420>Find your staffMight as well lord it over them that we got to avoid class and have our ego stroked by the freshies.
> Find your staffLisa and Nancy laugh as you tell them of what happened in the classes with the Freshmen.Lisa slaps her knee. “Ahaha! A spess mehreen!” What even is that?”Nancy says, “It sounds so weird!”You say, “And what’s better though. I even got some studying done!”…Lisa wheezes, then roars into a very uncontrolled bout of laughter. “AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!”You say, “Yeah. Nice to know you have faith in me, Lisa.”“Ehehehehe!” You all grab your lunches, simple fried chicken with apple slices for you, then head to your usual table.> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29974664>> Read a Book (Specify)Where's Waldo
>>29974664> Read a Book waldo damn it! that little bugger can't hide from me forever!
>>29974664Talk tanks: How is everybody feeling after our match? Maybe trying to figure out some weak areas that we can train/work at.
>>29974664Adjust our scarf to make sure our hickey is coveredThen find waldo
>>29974664> Talk Tanks>>29974728We need to improve.
>>29974664>> Converse Casually (Topic?)Budgets.
Anybody opposed to trying to get our friends in gym class onto our tankery team today? Better to get new crews practicing sooner rather then later.
> Read a Book (Where’s Waldo)FUCKING WALDO. THE BATTLE OF BRITAIN WON’T SAVE YOU NOW.…WALDO....You sigh. This is getting frustrating. You’re 16 years old damn it.Nancy says, “He’s right there.”“Thank you, Nancy.”> Where’s Waldo in World War II?: Progress: 70%Lisa looks at you confusedly. “So… why are you wearing that scarf?”> Truth> Vague> Lie> …> Other
>>29974786I suppose if we're going to recruit that our recent win might make things a bit easier.
>>29974883>"Ask Kitten."
>>29974883> LieHonesty is great and all, but it has a time and place.
>>29974883>Ask Kitten
>>29974883>>29974915"S'all I'm sayin' y'know?"
>>29974883> LieIt makes me look dashing!...I'm starting a new fashion trend....Griselda and Dad sent it as a gift?...Aw, fuck it.> Truth
>>29974883> Otherask kitten
>>29974883>Ask Kittensuperior choice
>>29974883>>29974915I want to see Kitten blush more.I think I have a problem.
>>29974988Kitten doesn't exist anon.
>>29975021Sh-shutup.I'm going to get someone to draw her so I can get a body pillow to snuggle.Fuck you, anon.I'm not even kidding. I'll post pictures when I do.
>>29974883>> Truth
>>29975051About time this quest get's fan art. Godspeed you adorable otaku.
> Other“Ask Kitten.”…Lisa narrows her eyes. “Are you gay?”“No!” You cross your arms, puffing your cheeks.Ramirez says, “You sure sound gay.”“I am not!”Nancy says, “So what’s under the scarf then?”You say, “A hickey.”…Nancy asks you, “Are you sure-““Look, it’s a very long, convulated story, but let’s just say that me and Kitten were sleeping together-“ Lisa interrupts you by laughing. You sigh. “Shut up, Lisa.”Nancy says, “There’s nothing wrong with-““I’m not!” you say. You tighten your scarf a bit, red in the cheeks. “Gawd! You guys just don’t understand me! Don’t you guys have a good friend like Kitten that you’re comfortable cuddling together?” They all shake their heads. “You’re missing out then!”> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29974883Seconding >>29974915
>>29975154These plebs don't even have cuddlefriends, no need to explain ourselves to them.> Read a Book (Waldo)Take out our frustrations on Waldo.
>>29975154> Read a Book waldo. you just wanted to embarrass Pool, didn't you schteel?
>>29975154>Where's WaldoOnce we find Waldo, we might find ourselves.And drag ourselves out of the closet.
>>29975154> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)They will never know the joy of having a best good friend to not be gay withWe won't eithercapcha: killatu pain
>>29975154"I'm super-duper straight, you gaiz! 4 srs!"
>>29975229>Thinking Trude can find WaldoShe's so shit at this.
Why is Trudy the only one that gets grilled for being gay? What about Kitten, huh? Nobody bothers Kitten about it.>>29975154> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)
>>29975090Get Dan Kim on the line, see if he can squeeze something for us in between his MGNQ arts.
>>29975253Well, Trudy is the leader, and more approachable. Kitten's a recluse, they probably don't want to make her uncomfortable in case she takes it badly.
>>29975154Distract with Talking Tanks and reviewing our match. Maybe pull up some videos so we can get a clearer picture of what happened.
>>29975253She isn't here.
> Read a Book (Where’s Waldo)GODDAMN IT WALDO. IT CAN’T BE THAT HARD TO FIND YOU IN THE AIRBORNE LANDINGS OF OPERATION VARSITY.…MOTHERFUCKER.…HOLY SHIT, HE’S RIGHT THERE, YOU MUST BE RETARDED.Where’s Waldo in World War II?: Progress: 80%Lisa says, “Listen, sorry for laughing. I honestly have no problem with you being gay.”“Well, you know, Lisa, maybe you should consider not thinking of me as gay,” you respond. “Me and Kitten are just that close! We’re comfortable with each other’s bodies!”…Ramirez says, “That’s so gay.”Nancy nods. “But yes, Lisa is right. None of us have any problems with you if you really are actually gay.”“Well, I’m not.”Lisa says, “Bi then?”“Maybe, whatever.”ALARMOops time for gym class. You say goodbye to your staff, then continue on to gym class where the Coaches excuse you for your excellent work and dedication. Still, you’re already at the gym, you might as well do something for class.> Exercise> Study> Nap> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29975404> StudyWe need to up them grades!
Rolled 1>>29975404Exercise the gay away."Academy student Gertrude Pool was found dead in the aft weight room yesterday. The last people to see her alive, her Tankery Team staff, reported that she was going to, and I quote from a statement here, 'Get huge. Get straight.'"
>>29975404Talk to our friends in the Reading/Writing club and Animation club 'bout tanks. I can't remember any of their names.
>>29975404Supporting >>29975443, we haven't talked to Hanna in a while
>>29975404> Study
>>29975404>Exercise
>>29975404>> Study
>>29975404Why have you lost your trip for the past 4 or so posts, Schteel?> ExerciseOnly for a bit. Spare a little time for talking with our gym classmates too.>>29975443Niven and Hanna?Only Hanna would be here, as well as Grant(?). The latter might have some input on how to get the Freshmen band started.
>>29975438Well looks like you are a prophet.
>>29975438Goddammit, I actually laughed at that one Anon.Well played
>>29975404They're asking if we're gay because they want us.
We earned the right to study in gym class, we could as well use it.
>>29975517Oops, nevermind. I derped, Anonymize was on.
>>29975552Inb4 Lesbian Harem
>>29975438Misread it as exorcise the gay away.Was highly confused at first.
Rolled 58>>29975591"BEGONE, queer spirit!""Nuuuuu, I'm here I'm queer, and I'm thuper-duper thpooky!"Apologies to any actual gay folks in the thread.
>>29975438>nat 1 on a D100
>>29975438Muscled little girls Tank Quest.Would play.
>>29975591There's bound to be a group of Wiccans on board. Let's see if we can find them.
>>29975671"Quick! We need to get to the Tankery field!""Uh, Captain? We can't fit through the door. Too huge."QUEST END
>>29975685This is a good idea. And they can bless our tanks/put curses on the opposing team
>>29975726>wanting pagan scum to bless our tanksI sure hope this ship has a Catholic enclave at least
>>29975726For the Omnissiah!
> EVERYTHINGYou tie your smartphone to the center of the barbell, then lie on your back on the seat and start lifting. Spotting for you is Willie Hanna of the Animation Club.“Say, why are you wearing a scarf?” she asks.“It’s cold.”“It’s 72-““I know it’s 72 degrees.” You bring the barbell closer, reading up on history of ancient Egypt. “Anyway, Hanna. How’s your animation coming along?”Hanna says, “We should be ready by Thursday. We’re just putting the finishing touches on it. Sorry about keep it delayed for so long, but you know, quality is king!”You nod, gritting your teeth and pushing yourself. “Thanks.” You ask her, “So, you see the Tankery Match?”Hanna nods, smiling. “It was exhilarating!”“Interested in doing Tankery?”“Unfortunately no,” says Hanna. “We’re kind of in… some strife at the moment?”“Why’s that?”She sighs. “The Anime Club is besieging us.”“Besieging?”Hanna nods. “Besieging.”“… How?”“Eh, don’t ask. But basically they want us to make anime for them and we don’t really want to, so they’re trying to starve us out of our building.”You quirk your brow. Might be worth looking into.> SUBQUEST UNLOCKED> Walt Disney versus Osamu Tezuka> Resolve the Anime Club versus Animation Club conflict.ALARMWith that out of the way, the rest of the day just flies on by. History, Theatre, and French are just about blurs. Though, at least you studied. Thankfully, there’s little to no homework today so afterschool stuff is pretty much yours.Except for today.> Head to the Command Tower> Find your staff> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29975763Sure. Tank Nuns. Why not.
>>29975777> Head to the Command Tower...What in the name of sweet fuck.Goddammit otakus.
>>29975777>> Head to the Command Tower
>>29975777Do we have time to finish Waldo in the library?> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)If not then> Head to the Command Tower
>>29975777> Find your staffNeed back-up, Fredendall's back in her throne.
>>29975777>Head to the Command TowerThis is why we should always hide our power level, people
>>29975777A siege? This sounds like a job for tanks.>Head to the Command Tower
>>29975777Time for a good old fashioned weeabeatdown.
>>29975795>Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Tanks of Solomon>Order of Brothers of the German Tanks of Saint Mary in Jerusalem>Armoured Order of the Holy Sepulchre of JerusalemNow I want to fight some missionary school with crusader traditions
Guys, do sidequests have a time limit? I feel like we have a dozen ongoing. Can someone set up a calender for these things?
>>29975777Time to call in the Armored Cavalry.
>>29975777>Head to the Command TowerGetting huge AND smarter at the same time? Sasuga Trudy. No surprise half the girls on the ship want to jump her.
>>29975901Just send the Hall Monitors in
>>29975880Kill two birds with one stone.Our relief supplies will be in the form of COOKIES courtesy of the Girl Scouts.
>>29975885/co/ vs /a/
>>29975898Yes, depending on schteel's ruling on the date. I can put it in pastebin.
>>29975777Goys I think we should hear both sides out on this.
>>29975940So tumblr vs the very founding stone of 4chan?
>>29975944You're that guy who keeps telling us to recruit the Otakus right?I'm going to enjoy feasting on your tears.
>>29975963They won't stand a chanceI pity what /co/ has become
>>29975944>Goys
>>29975987How mature.And no, I just think this close to the re-elections pissing of a club without at least hearing them out is going to hamper our chances
>>29976009You keep saying that man, you keep saying that.
>>29975989>I pity what /co/ has becomeIt's not just /co/Tumblr is here on /tg/ trying to stir shit up all the time.
> Head to the Command TowerThe Command Tower isn’t that big a walk from the campus, and you wind up there in good time. Your staff will probably be coming in behind you in a few minutes. You enter in, say hello to Kate, then walk up to the Senior Offices.Hopefully you won’t be here for long.You open the door and AH SHIT CHICK-FIL-A YOU’RE GOING TO BE HERE FOREVERFairless rests her very very ample and smooth legs on the desk, smoking a cigarette and reading a book. She’s the only one in the room. She looks at you, causing you to flinch. That gaze of her’s could pierce the armor of your M4A1E8. “Gertrude. Good to see you. Why are you wearing a scarf?”“It’s cold.”“You’re hiding a hickey aren’t you.”You blush intensely. “How’d-““It’s pretty obvious,” says Fairless simply. She adjusts her glasses a bit. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone. So how’s your day going?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29976039"I'M A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE AND I HAVE RIGHTS!"
>>29976036How mature.And no, I just think this close to the re-elections pissing of a club without at least hearing them out is going to hamper our chances
>>29976050>Boast
>>29976050> PoliteSharp girl.
>>29976009This is the voice of a mature and responsible Class President
>>29976057Remember the whole "stormlord" shitshow?Shit was jokes
>>29976061But no-body likes the anime club. We'd probably gain votes by telling them to fuck off.
>>29976050>ampleYou make her sound fat
>>29976050>Neutral
>>29976050>PoliteShe has X-ray vision, doesn't she?
>>29976061Righty-o, I'll just be off to the side.
>>29976039>>29976057shit, what'd /tg/ do to attract their attention, this is like the nicest and most "normal" board on 4chan I'm not a regular here>>29976050>Boast
>>29976050> BoastAssisting for that career survey elicited a couple of laughs at least.
>>29976091I don't. Can you abridge it?
>>29976093>But no-body likes the anime club. We'd probably gain votes by telling them to fuck off.We'll probabbly gain even more votes by resolving the conflict in favor of both parties. Let's befirend the shit out of them
>>29976050> Polite
>>29976050>> NeutralEh, had to proctored a class of starstrucked freshmen. What can I say?
>>29976131If you were sane, would you seriously want to go visit /b/?
>>29976050>> Boast
>>29976164I got bored once I realize that it's either porn, gore, furry porn, YLYL and feels threads. I stopped going there since seeing all that garbage ain't worth the small number of good threads there.
>>29976139Kind of agree with this anon here if anything we have a use for the Chi-ha
>>29976245>YLYLThat's lacist.
>>29976286Nobody really cares.
> Boast“It’s lovely today. I was actually helping Walker proctor a career survey. Had a good laugh at that.”Fairless nods, then returns to her book. “Yeah, she told me. Wasn’t too happy. She’s actually quite caring when you get to know her.”You say, “’When you get to know her’ is really damning with faint praise, you know?”“Well in Claire’s case, it’s true.”You sigh, then take off your blazer and roll up your sleeves. It’s hot in here. You look over at Fairless’ legs. You mean- You look over at Fairless. “Say, Fairless. Aren’t you afraid of flashing your undies like that?”Fairless shrugs. “We’re all girls. It’s nothing they haven’t seen before anyway.”Hm. Fair point. You start digging into some of that Chick-Fil-A. Tastes lovely. Meanwhile, all the staffs start arriving in good order. You say hi to your staff, the Junior Staff, then the Senior staff.Then finally, Fredendall.“Gertrude, lovely seeing you,” Fredendall says. “Let’s get down to business.” You all sit down at your tables, looking across at each other. “First thing’s first. Recall Elections. A petition with the required one-hundred signatures has been passed and is awaiting approval by two of the three councils. Shall we approve?”> Approve> Disapprove> Other
>>29976303>Stab her in the neck with a pen
>>29976303> ApproveBring it.
>>29976303> OtherRecuse yourself. Admit that you wouldn't be unbiased in making that decision.
>>29976303What happens if we Disapprove
>>29976303>ApproveThe students love us and we ain't afraid of anythin
>>29976303>Don't eat the heathen devil Chik-fil-A. They don't approve of FORBIDDEN LOVE
>>29976303> ApproveWe can win this guys, we're popular.
>>29976303Is Fredendall also subject to Recall? In that case, I would so be in favor of it.Then again, even if we don't approve, it's still 2 councils to one.> Approve
>>29976303>> ApproveRecall Election for who? (Be innocent)
>>29976303>Approve
>>29976330>Not going for the eyesIt's like you don't even want to permanently maim her.
>>29976303> ApproveWe don't have much of a choice.
>>29976303>Shouganai
> Approve“We the Sophomores approve.”Fredendall looks over, surprised. “Really? That’s bold of you considering that it’s your ass on the line, Gertrude.”You shrug. “No point in opposing.”She looks over at Betty, Junior Class President. “Betty?”Betty nods. “We approve too.”Fredendall slaps the table in accomplishment. “It’s settled. Gertrude Pool’s seat is now up for grabs. Voting day will be November the 15th.”> SUBQUEST UNLOCKED> The Election of ’44.> Get re-elected“Second order of business,” says Fredendall. “Clubs. I’ll just let you guys handle this on your own.” She pulls out her phone and starts goofing off.Fairless sighs, putting her cigarette out and flicking it into a nearby bin. “Alright, clubs. We have a proposal to start a Skycraft Team by the Aviation Studies Club. They claim to be already funded and already have the necessary materials. They just need the official support of the Lafayette Girls Academy Sports Program.”One of the Seniors, Henrietta Carnegie says, “How about no?”Betty nods. “Yeah, I’ll disapprove of it too.”You blink. “Well, you know. A Skycraft team isn’t that bad of an idea.”“How so?” asks Fairless.> Pathos> Ethos> Logos> Appeal to Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29976592>> OtherWhy don't they want it
>PathosWait, I'm wondering how the hell did we start up a Tankery club if we didn't go through this sort of process before..
>>29976592>Logos
>>29976592>> Logos(Don't expect me to write a speech, I still have to read all off the threads except the 1st one.)
>>29976592> LogosAll they need is a fucking stamp people.>>29976645Tennyson I'm guessing.
>>29976645The principal made the decision.>>29976592> Logos
>>29976592> LogosI doubt an emotional appeal will work here, and we don't have to give them anything if they already have the needed supplies and equipment.
>>29976592>LogosLook at how much prestige tankery is bringing in, with skycraft going on we're doubling our chances at growing in status.
>>29976592>> Logos
>>29976592> LogosThey have everything they need, save for the signature on paper. It gets our name out there even more, and it makes us competetive an another sport.
>>29976136Basically.Tumblrite faggots don't use the word "faggot" since "muh social justice" right?So, they use "shitlord" instead.And then, they also like to call those who disagree with them "stormweenies" or something similar.Now, shitlord+stormweenie= stormlord.Combining two insults is a good idea in theory, but the execution here was rather counter-productive. So for a while, the tumblr infestation called us stormlords, which we thought was awesome as fuck
>>29976592> LogosIt's another mean to win Lafayette High some prestige, and it'll cost the school nothing at all.Really, it sounds like they gathered the materials AND the budget. Is there any reason to refuse?
>>29976670>>29976680Damn, for a moment there, I thought Frededall could use something like that to shut us downbtw, changing vote from >>29976645 to >Logos>Ask why they don't want a skycraft team
>>29976592>logosCould we maybe make some sort of mechanized sport center near where the Tankery Hq is located now? We have extra space atm and the sky craft team could store some of their stuff there if they can't find a place
>>29976719Yeah, 'Stormlord' sounds cool
>>29976702We'll take responsibility for setting up the Skycraft team. Look at the success we had with the Tankery team.
>>29976719Oh God, seriously?A ten year-old would see how terrible an insult that is.
>>29976719>stormlordsthat sounds too awesome for it to work as an insult
>>29976719I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING STORMLORD! BOW TO ME!Yeah, that... they aren't the sharpest blades in the armory, are they.
Why wouldn't you want a Skycraft club? I'm on a giant ship.
>>29976719So we're all Baneblade variants now?
>>29976719Even shitweenies would be better.
>>29976783>>29976772Never change /tg/
>>29976592Is it still Sophomore class vs Freshman, Juniors and Seniors? Jesus.....
>>29976798They'd never use that, it implies that there are some downsides to homosex.
>>29976798Eh, in their "logic," that could have been flipped as a gay slur and WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT, WOULD WE!?
>>29976719What the fuck is a "stormweenie" supposed to be anyway?
>>29976719Alright, guessing stormweenie comes from Stormfront.Still sounds like something a 6 year old would come up with. But how in the hell can they think Stormlord is an insult?
>>29976852My cock is Thor. Your argument is invalid.
>>29976852Stems from stormfront.So they basically call you a nazi and a weenie
>>29976778Indeed, let's act like we are actually on a carrier.Additional: PATHOSLet's give the aviation club something nice, seeing as this might be their last year on a floating school. And it's a nice sendoff for the ship too, having planes launch from it's deck for a last time.
>>29976719>using 'stormlord' as an insultLeave it to Tumblr to not think things through.
>>29976827>>29976835I don't get what it has to do with homosex.
>>29976867Stormfront?
>>29976854>But how in the hell can they think Stormlord is an insult?>SJW>Thinking
> Logos“Well,” you say. “Look at how Tankery’s doing. We’re really going into this World Tournament business kicking and running. Another team like Tankery like say, Skycraft, would really help us in terms of prestige.”Fairless says, “Problem is there are no significant Skycraft tournaments running at the moment. The Skycraft World Tournament isn’t until the summer. And we can’t sustain a team off of friendly matches and small scale tournaments forever.”Fredendall says, “Besides, Skycraft’s lame.”“Well, they already have the materials. What should they just do? Sit on their asses until the summer?”Fredendall shrugs. “I suppose we could sell them.”Oh god no.Fairless narrows her eyes at you, causing you to flinch and blush a bit. She sighs, “Actually, Lilah. Suppose we do start a Skycraft team. Perhaps it might be worth a look.”Fredendall looks at Fairless, skeptically. “Eh?” Fairless glares at her, and she flinches a bit. Fredendall quickly recovers then, “I suppose a Skycraft team is worth looking into. Maybe a demonstration would be in order? See if their planes are actually working?”> IS A DEMONSTRATION IN ORDER?> Y/N> Other
>>29976863
>>29976852An ITG butthurt about Obama and jews. Or something like that.
>>29976879>http://www.stormfront.org/forum/+Newfag
>>29976887...>YOnly chance.
>>29976887> YHow are the planes getting restored? I hope we don't need to shell out a bunch of money for them again.
>>29976887>YDo they even have one plane fixed up? This could end up disastrous if they fly them vintage
>>29976887>YIn before they crash on Fredendall
>>29976879google it, or ask /pol/. Anyway, do we need to keep this on topic because of the post limit ?
>>29976901Oh God, people like that exist.
>>29976887>Y besides as of right now Tankery is sustaining itself with minimal school support, so why shouldn't Skycraft?
>>29976887>YTell one of the pilots to steer her plane into Fredencunt.The ultimate sacrifice
>>29976719Why not Stormcunts, Stormfucks, Stormfriends, Stormphelps, Silly Nazi Bastards, Stormfools, Stormnuts.
>>29976887>Y>>29976913One can dream anon one can dream.
>>29976887>NWe are going to have them win consecutive small scale tournaments. How about that? (Big risk gamble).
>>29976887> Y>>29976874Uh, you *do* understand how gay sex works, right?
>>29976940Bery honrabu!
>>29976874>Shitweenies>Shit>WeeniesYou're either dense, or a troll.>>29976879>The Jewish conspiracy is why I'm not a winner hurr durr.
>>29976887>YNo choice.Also I'm liking Fairless more and more, fuck Fredendall though.
>>29976985What is a weenie (other than insulting, which I got from context)?
>>29976942>StormcuntsMisogyny >StormfucksSlutshaming >StormfriendsEh>StormphelpsDunno Silly Nazi BastardsGot a problem with someone born out of wedlock? >StormfoolsYou think the mentally impaired have it easy? NAZI>StormnutsMental health issues aren't funny, you fucking nazi
>>29976940Have her stand in a place where a plane crash will do the least damage. Or have her observe from land, even better.
>>29977012Penis.
>>29977012Oh god... I have to explain this?>>29977034Oh, guess not.
>>29977012Its a penis anon, don't tell me you're underage b&.or a non-native english speaker
>>29976887Please, can someone explain to me what and is the current power balance is skewed to Fred? Shouldn't each class have an equal voting power? The Freshmen and maybe the Juniors should be siding with us since we are saving the school should we should be have more sway in this politics.
>>29977012You seriously don't know that "weenie" is a 4th grade level nickname for "penis?"
>>29977021>fucking naziStop slut shaming you mean person.
>>29976887Yes. Definitely.
>>29977012Some kind of sausage?
>>29977066The Junior council is spineless, and in Fred's pocket. There is no Freshmen council at all.
>>29977068It's not as though I talk to 4th grade kids through the internet.
>>29977066>Shouldn't each class have an equal voting power?Why should they? Freshmen are dumb as hell.
>>29977076Guys, let's just back it off for now. We had our moment, and it's funny I'll admit, but let's not derail.We all agree that SJW's are fucking retarded, yes? Right? Good.
>>29977066We really need to get fairless firmly on our side to stop this imbalance. In this matter and all others
>>29977066MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND
>>29977098You're in the wrong place then, amigo. We're all little girls here.
>>29976887>See if their planes are actually working?Aw nuts.
Now that I think about it, that election shouldn't be too hard to win unless we really fuck up or are tricked by Fredenshit.Being a popular sportgirl has its perks
>>29976887>OtherAsk Aviation Club if it's okay?We need to make sure
>>29977139Ask for a fair period of time for "safety inspections".Cobble together parts until you have one or more working planes. Have Engineering focus exclusively on the planes for now. Talk to the Aviation girls to make sure they know what they are doing.
>>29977159Yeah, let's give them a call to see if they have any air worthy planes.I think three of them can fly at least, but I'm not sure.
> YYou nod. “Sure!”Fredendall smiles. “Excellent!” She checks the calendar on her phone. “I and Fairless happen to be free on Friday, the 1st of November. So, we’ll have a neat little demonstration of your dinky little planes, yeah?”“Yeah,” you say back.She checks the time. “Oooh, whoopsie, look at the time. I gotta get going.” She stands up, packing her things.Carnegie asks her, “Where are you going?”Fredendall says, “I have a little appointment attend to. My father’s coming in to visit the school. I gotta welcome him like the good little daughter I am!” She walks out, “Ciao!”Fairless sighs. “Well then. Let’s handle club affairs then.” She stands up, “Claire, hand out the forms will you? Henrietta, work with Lisa will you?”Claire hands you a form. “This is the budget requests for money from the class treasury. Spend wisely.”> CLUBS REQUESTING FUNDS>> Gardening Club requests money to buy plot of land to plant garden: 2,500 Dollars>> Computer Club requests funds for new computers: 1,500 Dollars> APPROVE?> Y/N> Other
>>29977205The hawk, the derp gun, and the ki somethingThe hurricane is in need of some repair and I don't remember the other plane
>>29977274>Y, N
>>29977274Go ahead.> Y
>>29977274Request more informationGardening Club growing what?Computer Club how old is currents and what and why then require new ones.
>>29977284The Buffalo.
>>29977274>YIt's what the fund is there for.
>>29977274>N to Gardeners>Y to computersWe need to put money in the budget starting yesterday. The ten thousand from this week should have gone in the budget. Also, we need to get Fairless on side to help us against bitchtits Fredendall
>>29977274>YWe could make use of both of these things.
>>29977274>Y to both
>>29977274> Y,Y
>>29977274> Y>Gardening ClubDamnit, where were you guys when Trudy and Michelle needed help on that one assignment before?I was archive diving (again). I regret nothing.
>>29977274>> YYou wanna win the re-election, you gotta grease a few palms
>>29977332We still have that 10k you know.
>>29977332...Because the current requests require so much money right?Good grief, calm your tits. I doubt we'll be seeing this often.
>>29977274>YWe can put in money from what we got now into the student budget
>>29977274>>Gardening Club, where the heck were they growing these past years>>Computer Clube, wtf wrongs with the ones you have? Whats the current funds?
>>29977374Didn't we but the Henschel turret?
>>29977274Yeah we need to know more about their situation >>29977327If there are no other clubs requesting funds then>Y to both
>>29977274>Y to bothOur class budget is in dire need of fresh monies, we need to sell more cookies ASAP. And we also need to work on that school play. And to do something about the anime and comics club.
>>29977332>bitchtits FredendallShould get Perrine on her so we can Blackmail
>>29977395Delayed until after we deal with the school budget.
>>29977395I think we said no.>>29972991
>>29977413Perrine couldn't be bothered to stalk that piece of shit, she has high standards.
>>29977274We should probably check that the Gardening Club isn't growing weed and the Computer Club isn't mining bitcoin to buy weed from the Gardener Club.
>>29977402Well since we're pretty popular with the Freshmen now...
>>29977435>>29977442Oh okay.10k into the budget please, then we'll say Y
> YYou stamp both forms.> - 4,000 DOLLARS FROM CLASS TREASURYYou notice something off however. You don’t appear to have anything involving the Sewing Club. No club requests forms, no funding requests, no nothing. Strange.Wait.“Betty,” you ask. “Do you have anything regarding the Sewing Club?”Betty nods. “Oh yeah, I have their club request form. They’re a Junior Club.”Fairless says, “Since their elected leader is a Junior and more than 75% of its members are juniors, they are classified as a Junior Club. Why do you care, Gertrude?”“Just, you know. Wondering if you’re going to approve them?”Fairless blinks. You sweat a bit, tugging a bit on your scarf. She asks you, “Why should Betty approve the Sewing Club?”> Pathos> Ethos> Logos> Appeal to Someone (Specify)> Other
>>29977456Fuck no, the class budget does not need that much money. Lisa stated that five grand was plenty, and in addition it makes that money vulnerable to whatever Fredendall has planned.
>>29977453Well, as long as we get our cut...
>>29977453Goddamnit girls, you're lucky the FBI isn't here
>>29977475>Ethos
>>29977479If we want re-election we'll put extra money into the class budget. We got into this mess by splurging class funds on tanks
>>29977475>> OtherWhy shouldn't she
>>29977475> LogosMight be nice to have some in-house made club uniforms.
Are there some official guidelines on what can be a club, or do we have to pull justifications out of our ass?
>>29977475>> EthosThey've been around since forever and now their is no record.That's bullshit and you know it
>>29977475> LogosWe are an all-girls schoolship. We know this club can be successful for making dresses for events, dances, parties and uniforms for ALL THE GODDAM SPORTS CLUBS.
>>29977475> Logos> OtherHave someone (Kitten) get one of your prom dresses.
>>29977475Would be nice to have some info on the characters and the clubs in the pastebin, so we can reference that instead of archive diving
>>29977508We're popular now, and you apparently missed the part where five grand was plenty. Putting more money into the class budget is just going to give Fredendall a bigger target.
>>29977475>Other>Get Angry, punch Betty in the tit, and tell her to man the fuck up and stop being Fredendall's bitch
>>29977538>promI mean Homecoming.
>>29977544I'll work on a detailed character sheet this week.
>>29977475> Logos
>>29977475>> Ethos
>>29977475ANOTHER DEMONSTRATION, SEE KITTY.Make it a rule for all club applications to do demonstrations, jesus christ. Retroactive to the sports clubs, they need to show they are able to perform or at least be able to learn at a professional level and have enough members.
>>29977545Popularity only goes so far. 5 Grand is plenty FOR NOW. Every club we say no too, (or end up saying no in the future) is lost votes and we can't have that.>>29977604Great Idea
>>29977604We would have been fucked if we had had to demonstrate tanks at the start.
>>29977627And where is this magical proof where five grand isn't sufficient hmm?
>>29977475>> Logos
> Pathos> Ethos> Logos> Appeal to Someone (Specify)> Other> Logos“Well, they were actually a pre-existing club. Fredendall wiped their records a while back, this is all pretty much just some clerical stuff. Plus, even in that time, I think they’ve been doing admirably in the club front. They actually designed my Homecoming dress.”Betty nods. “They made mine too.”Fairless hums a bit. “Ah, I see, I see. Alright, Betty, approve of it then.”Betty stamps the request form then files it away. Yes, another victory.Claire places a stack of papers on your desk for you and your staff members to fill out. Oh jesus. “This isn’t even your final form, Gertrude.”> Work> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29977721> Work
>>29977721Whoopsie, mistake there.
>>29975051I know exactly how you feel.
>>29977721>> Work
>>29977721>Work
>>29977721>> Talk to Someone (Specify)>> Call Someone (Specify)Give the Aviation club something to stress about. And maybe contact the sewing Club too.
>>29977721>Work>while talking to someone (Fairless)
>>29977721> Work> “This isn’t even your final form, Gertrude.”Gimme some senzu beans then.
work(){work|work&};work
> WorkYou work quietly on the forms, stamping and approving various club requests. You also work with Nancy on scheduling various summer events as well. Most clubs are in need of materials for the Halloween Fair coming up.Claire says, “Theatre Tech is probably going to draw a lot of money in like last year. You see what they did with their haunted house?”Henrietta nods. “They’re masters at the art of making a girl scream.”Regardless, you yawn, continuing to work at leisurely pace. Ramirez helps you file through forms as well. She takes a huge chunk of papers off the stack and starts writing off stuff. Part of a Student Council’s duty was to also sign off on various Naval Studies Merchant logistics reports, which you assume was what Ramirez was doing.Then, you receive a phonecall.“Kitten”> Answer> Don’t Answer
>>29977910> Don't Answer
>>29977910> Answer
>>29977910>Answer"Kitten people keep asking about my scarf"
>>29977910>OtherExcuse yourself for a moment> Answer
>>29977910>Don’t Answer
>>29977654Lets go back to thread 32, when we donated it.>Carnegie shrugs. “Simple, I think with all this money, maybe Miss Pool would be willing to set aside around 5,000 Dollars or so to the class for their Prom and other activities thusly. Considering you know, the new “Tankery Headquarters”?”>Fairless nods again, then looks over at you, glaring. “So, Gertrude. Think you can start your Sophomore Class fund and set aside 5,000 Dollars for it?”> SET ASIDE 5,000 DOLLARS?> Note: This money can be brought back into your regular Tankery budget at anytime, but having a low treasury will shake your classes’ faith in you.It says absolute zero about it 'being enough' and says if we have a low budget we're likely to have people lose faith, and thus votes, in our governmentship.
>>29977910> AnswerI'm at work, honey.Ask how the practice for the play is going.And the scarf thing too.
>>29977910>Henrietta nods. “They’re masters at the art of making a girl scream.”lewd
>>29977910> AnswerAsk to be excused for a second.
>>29977975It also says nothing of it not being fucking enough, in fact, considering that our original budget was 5,000 and the first place, and the fact that was the requested amount in the first place, implys that yes, it was enough. Not to mention again that it gives Fredendall a juicier target, and we won't have to worry about this shit until the next budget meeting.I'm sorry, but the fact that your argument hangs by the characters failing to mention that it is "sufficient" when it's the amount they requested in the first place should tell you something about its quality.
>>29977975>Low Budget>Despite being the requested amount in the first place and we've had no problems since we've put in the 5,000Really?
> AnswerYou excuse yourself out of the room, then answer your call. “Hey, Kitten.”“Trudy, what’s up?”“Not much. Just doing some busywork. I should be done soon.”“Really? It’s about 7 O’Clock.”Wait what. You check the time. NO SHIT IT IS 7. WHAT THE FU- You sigh. “Of course.”“Well, I’ll come by and meet you when you’re done. Yeah?”“Alright, thanks Kitten.”“By the way, anybody ask about the scarf?”“Yes. Many.”“Have you told them?”“I told Nancy and the others, Fairless knows.”“How does she know?”“How do you think?”“… Ah.”“Anyway, see you in a bit, Kitten.”“See you.”You walk back in. What’s next on the list?> Work> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29978101>Work
>>29977910>answerMoshi Moshi~!
>>29978101> Work
>>29978101> Work> Talk to Someone (Nancy or Ramirez; Plans for Halloween?)Will Nancy take children out for Trick or Treat, or something?
>>29978101>> WorkWe're almost doneOther:Put another 5000 into the student budget
>>29978101>Work Work Work
>>29978185We only have to put in 4000 to maintain current levels.
>>29978210Either way we still need to put in cash
>>29978236Sure, not disputing that.
> WorkYou headdesk onto a stack of papers. Why god, why have do you do this.Eventually, you force yourself through the last few logistics forms. So much corn. Corn’s always interesting, but there’s so much of it coming in and out of the Naval Studies Science.You yawn as you throwself back. You’re finally finished with that stack.Claire says, “Nope.” She drops another stack. Oh for fucks sake-“Actually, Claire,” Fairless walks over, lighting a new cigarette. “I think we’ve all been here long enough. I’ll take care of it.”Claire tilts her head. “You sure?”Fairless nods. “I’m sure. You can all go. I’ll finish up here.”You pick up your blazer and put it on, then walk out the door with the rest of the staff. You yawn a bit and see Kitten. “Hey, Kitten.”Kitten nods. “Hey, Trudy. You doing alright?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite
>>29978397> Polite
>>29978397Give her a kiss on the cheek.
>>29978397>> NeutralGod bless Fairless.
>>29978397> BoastOn behalf of the Sewing Club and (hopefully soon to be) Skycraft Club.
>>29978397> Neutral
>>29978397>>29978420This plus "Work sucked."
>>29978397>BoastWhy is Fairless so based?
>>29978420Go for it.
>>29978440Don't celebrate just yet, the Skycraft Club especially has a lot of hurdles to overcome.Also, we should probably call them, I get the impression they're going to need a lot of money soon.
>>29978397Ask Fairless if she wants a coffee or something.
>>29978397> PoliteIf only we could resign from office without the tankery club getting shut down...
>>29978397>> Boast
>>29978397> NeutralI feel bad about making Fairless do our shit.
>>29978397>> NeutralI feel guilty about having Fairless finishing up, lets call Nancy and help out too.
>>29978397>Go back and offer Fairless helpMaybe we can get our staff involved.
>>29978544Girl gets enough shit when she's only dealing with the Senior Council, last thing she needs is to deal with everyone elses'.
>>29978093Yes, really, because a lack of information does not automagically mean your assumptions are correct.See what the class thinks before you start categorically dismissing opinions.>>29978505>>29978397
>>29978525>>29978544>>29978569Got to raise them Fairless points.
> NeutralYou say, “Pretty much, Kitten. What about you?”Kitten shrugs. Your crew starts heading out of the hallway and down the stairs. Kitten says, “Pretty boring day today. Went home after class, met up with the Sewing Club girls.”“How are they?”“A bit saddened by the loss of their club, but they’re powering through.”“Well, I convinced Fairless to reapprove them as a club so they should be good.”Nancy says, “Indeed! It’ll be nice to see the Sewing Club back to work to see what they can do!”You leave the Command tower and start on the walk home.> Talk Tanks (Specify)> Converse Casually (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29978093Yes, really, because there's no information about it at all.Run a poll and see the class feels before you start categorically dismissing opinions.>>29978505>>29978569>>29978397
>>29978397Lets Go with>>29978505Atleast see if there's anything we can get her.capthca: cidnform committe
>>29978597I just outright feel bad leaving her there, even if she said she could handle it.More Fairless characterization is never bad either.
>>29977274>Fredendall says, “I have a little appointment attend to. My father’s coming in to visit the school. I gotta welcome him like the good little daughter I am!” She walks out, “Ciao!”Is anybody else hoping that she'll suddenly stop being antagonistic because "daddy" likes that the Tankery program is revitalizing the school?
>>29978617Talk to Kitten about the Animation vs. Weeaboos situation.Revenge hickey.
>>29978591I highly doubt they would've requested for the amount they did if they didn't think the amount was sufficient. And we don't have to deal with this until the next budget meeting. Buddy, you're grasping at straws, everything we've dealt with so far implys that 5,000 is fine.
>>29978640I just know the "Asshole down the street" is dear daddy.
>>29978617> Call Someone (Specify)Sewing and Aviation club.I'm fine with helping Fairlass but we have to let our clubs know of their approval and testing
>>29978617> Converse Casually (Halloween Plans)Oh, and this >>29978654 for good measure.
>>29978617> Call Someone (Marina)Need to inform her of the upcoming demonstration.
>>29978683...so just text or call? It doesn't take much time.
>>29978677No, he's filthy rich and one of the school's main backers.
>>29978617>>29978683This and help Fairlass I guess
>>29978640She'll probably get more butthurt because we're getting the attention from dear daddy and not her.
>>29978617>>29978683This Send a message of them updating their situation.Also I guess help Fairlass
We're on page 8.
> Call Someone (Aviation and Sewing Clubs)Because you can’t actually call two people at the same time and because you’re feeling to tired, you decide to simply text both parties.“Marina, I’ve got the Skycraft team handled, but you need to get the planes ready for a demonstration the first of November, can you do it?”Marina texts you back. “oshit”You sigh. You suppose that’s as best as it’s going to get.You text Anna from the Sewing Club. “I’ve got the Sewing Club re-registered. We’ll see where it goes, okay?”Anna texts you back with, “YAY! I’ll be in touch with you!”You sigh. “You know, I think we should go back and help Fairless.” Lisa nods. “Alright, see you.”Nancy nods as well, continuing to walk. “See you as well.”Ramirez nods as well. “See you.”…“You three don’t want to? Nancy?”Nancy says, “Oh, I’d love to help her, but Mr. Tatum wants me helping him at the Old Folks Home, and I can’t refuse the old you know?”Ramirez says, “I’m having dinner tonight with my boyfriend as well.”Lisa says, “I just don’t want to.”Kitten says, “I’ll go with you.”You sigh. Should you go back?> SHOULD YOU GO BACK?> Y/N> Other
>>29978843>> Y
>>29978843> Y>Mr. TatumSay what.
>>29978843>YShe helped us out on several occasions, might as well
>>29978843>YAlso, revenge hickey.
>>29978843>> YWhat else were we going to do tonight? Read Where's Waldo?
>>29978843>YBring Starbucks.
>>29978843> YIf only for Fairless to say to Kitten: "You're the one who gave Gertrude that hickey?"Which will then leave her stammering. I guess that's a close enough payback without resorting to a revenge hickey.
>>29978843> Y
>>29978843>Y
>>29978897There's the Tiger turret, or calling Marina to see if she needs any money.Her reply isn't exactly encouraging.
>>29978843>YFairless helped us a lot today.* not telling anyone about the hickey* handling Fredenfail* approving the clubs* letting us go while there is still a lot of work to doShe would make such a great president...
>>29978964Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
>>29978964>Letting the competent person be in chargeThat just won't do anon.
>>29978952I'd think it's more about lacking enough time and manpower to fix all the planes. Oh, and basic training too.
>>29978998Bait and switch
>>29979011Doesn't hurt to ask, and isn't Naval Studies Engineering that handles mechanical issues anyway? It's that way for us, don't see why it's any different for them.
>>29979011Guess, we have to check up on them after or during practice
>>29979022What? No, kill Fredenhall and toss the bitch overboard. Lost at sea.
>>29979011The demonstration is on November 1st, time is one thing I doubt they're lacking.
>>29978843>yBut first revenge hickey
> Y“Alright, let’s go Kitten. Good night guys.”Lisa says, “Sorry.”You and Kitten turn around and head back to the Command Tower. You walk inside to find that the population has dwindled. Only a few people are still about on the graveyard shifts. You walk up to the dark empty hallway and knock on the door to the Senior Offices.“Come in.” You and Kitten walk inside to see Fairless. She’s taken off her blazer, her tie, and rolled up her sleeve. The top buttons on her blouse are undone, revealing an incredible cleavage. She appears to have almost burned out that cigarette between her lips. “Oh, Gertrude. What are you doing back?”You shrug. “Oh, just seeing if I could anything to help.”Fairless sighs, standing up from her seat and walking over to you. She crosses her arms, then looks at Kitten, who immediately blushes, shrinking under her gaze. “Ah, Kitten. Nice to see you again.” She looks over to you, casually pointing at Kitten. “She the one who give you that hickey?”Kitten fumes. “What- I- Who- Fuck! I mean-“ She tugs on her own hair. “I-I… We were just sleeping together-“…Fairless says, “You’re not helping yourself.”> Work> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29979093>Work"C'mon temporary secretary kitten."
>Y Revenge hickey
>>29979093> WorkIt's fun to be embarassed.
>>29979093> Work
>>29979093>> Work
>>29979093>Talk with KittenFairless knows. We might as well come clean.
>>29979093>Work>"Come on Kitten, every president needs a hot secretary."
>>29979093> WorkServe some coffee, Kitten.Or give shoulder massages in between stacks of paperwork.
>>29979093> Work> Talk with Fairless : thanking her for today : shutting up about the hickey, helping us...
> WorkFairless assigns the duty of filing forms into correct positions in the filing cabinets. Easy work. Only problem is A. there are hundreds of forms and B. there are ten filing cabinets with six separate shelves.Kitten rubs her back after filing away the 50th form. “Jeez.”You say, “Fun, isn’t it?”“Well, I admire you for doing stuff like this, Trudy.”You nod. “Fairless,” you say as you look over to see her dropping another box of papers down on the table next to you. “You must have the patience of a saint to do all this by yourself.”“Well if no one does it,” she says as she flicks her spent cigarette into the bin, “Things go to shit. But really, thank you for coming by to help. You didn’t have to.”You wave her off. “Hey, since you shut up about the hickey. Not to mention helping us out with other stuff too.” You take off your scarf and let your neck breathe freely. “I think you deserve a bit of respite.”Fairless nods. “Of course.”> Work> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29979299> Work
>>29979299>Work>Talk with Fairless
>>29979155This
>>29979299>> WorkHow about putting some replays of the other matches from the 64th qualification. I don't know about you guys but I hate working without background noise
ok bit of an odd point but in an earlier thread it was mentioned that the loser in a recall election is run out of town does our opponent now this?
>>29979299> Work> Talk with Kitten>“Well, I admire you for doing stuff like this, Trudy.”Enough to receive a massage in the temple or shoulders?Haha, no more worries of Perrine taking pictures since we're out of France! As if that'll stop her...
>>29979299> Work> Talk with Fairless (Topic:Election)So when can we start campaigning? We don't have an opponent right now so can we start screaming from the rooftops or should we at least wait until the other candidate steps forward?
>>29979416Not nesscarily but knowing Frendell, she might do that if we lose
>>29979416Our last opponent is still on the Academyship, so I'm fairly certain it was a joke of some kind.
>>29979382I'd love to see some of the other schools like Moorshead, Monash and Koala Forest>inb4 they are all teams with Sentinels and nothing else
that was a normal election not a recall election
> WorkYou take off your blazer, working intensely in filing, matching, filing, matching, etc. It’s not a fun job but someone’s gotta do it. Kitten meanwhile has pretty much stopped working and is lying on her back, groaning. “Ugh! It’s so much work!”You say, “Kitten, this isn’t even your final form.” You stand over her, placing your hands on your hips. “Come on, get up. Don’t make me give you a hickey like you did me.”Kitten narrows her eyes, frowning at you. “You wouldn’t dare.”You kneel down over her, grinning. “I would!” Kitten’s eyes shoot wide open, and she immediately tries to sit up, only to be forced down by the wrists.“No! Wait wait!” She laughs as you gently bite her neck. “GOD! NO AHAHAHA! STOP STOP!”…The both of you look over at Fairless, who simply looks at the both of you, expressionless. A lit cigarette sits between her fingers.“Don’t stop on my account,” she says.Both of you stop on her account, blushing intensely. “Sorry,” you say.> Work> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29979549> Work
>>29979549>Lean in to Kitten's ear and whisper, "but I WILL get you back, later..."
>>29979549> WorkBet this isn't even in the top 20 interesting things Fairless has seen today.
>>29979549> Work> Talk with Fairless (Topic : the election and is she gay?)
>>29979549>> Work> Other>Play a highlight match of one of the tankery teams as background noise
>>29979549> Work> Talk with Fairless (Topic: Re-election campaign period when?)
>>29979549>Work>Play Koala Forest match
>>29979549> Work> Talk with Fairless (Election)
>>29979549>>29979595
> Work> Talk with FairlessSince that episode, you decide to try and get it into Fairless’ head that you’re not gay. “So, Fairless. Who do you think is going to win re-election?”Fairless shrugs. “Eh. I don’t really follow student politics that closely. I just work.”“Really?” you say. “How’d you get elected then?”“I originally wanted President, but Fredendall beat me by a 20% margin.” She snaps her fingers. “By the way, it’s totally okay if you’re gay-““I’m not!” you say. “Kitten and me are just really good friends, we’re comfortable with each other!”Fairless nods. “That I can understand.” She looks over at Kitten, who immediately turns away. “And I’m guessing you’re not gay either.” Kitten shrugs at that.You ask, “What about you? Not to pull you out of the closet or anything-““Bisexual,” she says. “Though admittedly, I lean towards girls.”You nod. “Ah, that’s cool.” You sigh, arching your back a little as you walk back to the cabinets. You’re almost finished. “Kitten, mind putting on a match for us? The lack of background noise is killing me.”You’re almost done.> Work> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29979736>“I originally wanted President, but Fredendall beat me by a 20% margin.” She snaps her fingers. “By the way, it’s totally okay if you’re gay-“How?Seriously, fucking how?
>>29979736>> WorkWORK WORK
>>29979783ZUG ZUG
>>29979736> WorkFinal stretch here. Kitten might like some Chik-fil-A if there's any left.>>29979770$$$
>>29979736> WorkKEEP WORKING
>>29979770Fredendall is a pretty stereotypical popular girl if you don't know how nasty she is, so it's not too surprising that she'd win. Or maybe she used bribes ('vote for me and my family will invest in X and Y and Z for the student body').
>>29979807Heh, Peons.
>>29979770Fredendall looks like a nice girl if you don't know her, and she's good at talking to crowds (the club presentation thingy). Meanwhile, Fairless is competent and hardworking but lacks charisma, even if she's hot.Fredendall being the daughter of one of the school's main backer lust have helped some, too.
Silly anons, you thought this would be about girls driving tanks but its actually a political drama centered around the new, young representative who works to fulfill her campaign promises versus the older, cynical veteran who uses lobbies and backroom deals.
>>29979943Thanks for that CynicalAnon
> WorkYou yawn as you finally put the last of the files in order, then place them in their correct shelf. No more colorcoding for you. You’re pretty much done.Fairless says, “Excellent work, Gertrude. I’m impressed.”You nod. “Of course, Fairless.” You stand up and work out the kinks in your back and CRACK OH SHIT THAT FEELS AMAZING. “Actually,” you snap your fingers. “Fairless, I think it’s unfair to call you Fairless. Do you mind if I call you Bernadette instead?”She shrugs. “Go ahead.”“Cool, so Bernadette then, or would you prefer-““I don’t prefer Bernie.”“Okay, just making sure.” You look over at Kitten, who’s fallen asleep, sitting in a chair. She slumbers soundly, Bernadette’s blazer wrapped around her shoulders. She’s been like that for the past half hour or so. You check the time. Just about 10 O’Clock. “Better head home from here then.”Fairless nods, “Sounds good.”The both of you pack up your things. You grab Kitten let her ride on your back as you hit the lights then shut the door.You and Fairless leave the Command Tower and make your way home.> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29979736>Work>Talk with FairlessGod Fairless doesn't deserve this shit from Fredendall.I want to force a recall on Fredendall, but we don't have The support
>>29979981>Revenge HickeyNow the scarf is on the other neck!
Also, I'm going to archive today's thread. We're about to hit page 10 and I don't want to repeat of LGA #40.
>>29979736> Work> Talk with Fairless (Topic : what she's going to do after graduation, and if she has some tips to give us about that)
>>29980029Seconding this, poor Gertrude needs more advice.
>>29979981> Talk with Fairless (Topic : what she's going to do after graduation, and if she has some tips to give us about that)Putting that here.
>>29979981> Consult the Shop (Specify)- TIGER II (HENSCHEL) (8.8 cm KwK 43 L/71): 9,500- 1x Appliqué Armor Kit, Heavy Tank: 1,000 DollarsTOTAL: 10,500Also, transfer four grand into the class treasury.
>>29979981>Talk with Fairless (how she figured out her sexuality)>>29980021You can tell the archive to update an archived thread instead of letting it do it automatically (and potentially missing posts), you know. There's no reason to wait until you've finished every single post.
>>29980021Schteel, thread two?
>>29979981> Talk with Fairless (Ask her if she has any hobbies she can find time for in between working)
>>29980065No. We don't need to upgrade today and we should see what's in the shop tomorrow before deciding what to buy.>>29980079Thread's pretty much done dude. One or two more posts and that's it for today.
>>29979981> Talk with Fairless (Topic : what she's going to do after graduation, and if she has some tips to give us about that)> Consult the Shop (Specify)- TIGER II (HENSCHEL) (8.8 cm KwK 43 L/71): 9,500And that's it because putting in applique armor is overkill. It's pretty solid already after we change out the turret.Armored side skirts for protection on the vulnerable tracks would be the better investment for it, though it won't be affordable right now.Hell, the William Adams match showed just how much we might need those, even for the other tanks, since they scored plenty of Mobility Kills on us.
>>29979981> Read a Book (Specify)Where's Waldo
>>29980208You can never have too much overkill anon.
> Talk with Fairless“So, Fairless, what are you going to do after graduation?”“I’ve got a full run lined up at Princeton. Then after that, I’ll head back home to Los Angeles and head into the film industry.”You ask her, “Doing what?”She shrugs. “Oh, don’t particularly care.”“Does Princeton have a nice film program?”“Dunno,” she says. “Don’t particularly care either. Film industry’s pretty easy to get into if you know the right people, and my dad knows a guy who can line me up a job doing make up.”You tilt your head confusedly. “Make up?”Fairless says, “I like make up.” She looks at you. “What about you?”You sigh. “Oh… well. I don’t know. I mean- I really don’t know.” You think on it. The mortal fear of not knowing what to do with your life.Fairless hums a bit. “How about some advice?” You blink. You could use some advice. “My mom used to tell me that not knowing what she wanted to do in her life was the best thing ever.”You ask, “Why?”“Because then, she could do whatever she wanted.” She gestures lazily. “Of course, she became a housewife, but- Point is, Gertrude, you shouldn’t kill yourself over not knowing what to do with your life. Sometimes life throws you a curveball that you can’t get. So it’s always healthy to leave room for… improv.”You nod, taking it. “I see.”Fairless nods. You can see hints of a smile, barely there, but there. “Good. Sorry for preaching. That’s just my opinion anyway.”You arrive at the Sophomore dorms, and Fairless bids you farewell, walking away into the night.> Head to your Dorm> Head to Kitten’s Dorm> Other
>>29980286> Head to Kitten’s DormShe's asleep already so let's tuck her in for the night.
>>29980286>> Head to your Dorm
>>29980323> Head to Kitten’s DormAnd "accidentally" give her a hickey too, eh?
>>29980286>Head to Kitten’s DormShe crashed at ours, now let's reverse it
>>29980286> Head to Kitten’s DormJust put her in bed and go back to our room, one hickey is enough.Also, too bad Bernadette doesn't have enough time to do tankery.
>>29980286>Head to Kitten’s Dorm
>>29980286> Head to your Dormwe just need one more push to finish that waldo book...
>>29980286Kittens dormREVENGE HICKEY!
>>29980446We already tried that, can we drop that already. it's getting old.
> Head to Kitten’s DormWith some difficulty, you get through the door and then lay Kitten on the bed. You stretch, letting your bones click themselves back into place after all that rigorous administration work. It’s not a particularly fun job, but someone has to do it.You yawn quietly as you start disrobing Kitten to prepare her for bed. First her blazer, then her skirt, then her blouse.“Hm…” Kitten’s eyes flutter open. “Are we done?”You quietly say, “Yeah, we’re done, Kitten. Get some rest.”Kitten nods, “Does Fairless think we’re gay?”“Probably,” you say. Kitten whines a little. “Relax, she’s nice. Don’t worry.” You start taking off your own clothes to settle in for the night. “I’ll crash here with you, if you don’t mind.”“Don’t wanna give you another hickey…”You roll your eyes, then slip Kitten underneath the covers. Anything you want to get done before you head to sleep?> Call Someone (Specify)> Read a Book (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)> Other
>>29980558>> Read a Book (Specify)FINISH THAT FUCKING WALDO BOOKWE HAVE KITTEN RIGHT THERE TO HELP US
>>29980558>> OtherBrush your teeth
>>29980558> Consult the Shop (Specify)- TIGER II (HENSCHEL) (8.8 cm KwK 43 L/71): 9,500- 1x Appliqué Armor Kit, Heavy Tank: 1,000 DollarsTOTAL: 10,500
>>29980571Reading Where's Waldo right before sleep sounds like a terrible idea unless Trudy sleeps better angry/retarded
>>29980558>> Read a Book (Specify)Finish this book, please finish thisWaldo
>>29980580This.
>>29980580No. Tomorrow. We can see what's in the shop.Why are you so persistent with this?
>>29980580Supporting.>>29980571I'm not sure sending Trudy into an apoplectic fit just before bed is a good idea.
>>29980558> Read a Book (Specify)We're almost done with the book, let's get this over with
>>29980558"What's wrong with being gay? If it's you, I don't think I'd mind."
>>29980580Going with this.
>>29980558Pet the kitten
>>29980580Just cool your shit until the shop refreshes.
We don't need to buy the upgrade today. What's with you people?>>29980558>> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)
>>29980558>>29980580Not a good idea, we still need to put 4000 into the Student council budget and adding this will leave us with roughly 1000 dollars left/We're going to hit the red
>>29980558> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)Finish it. By practice tomorrow, we'll be seeing the targets at Gunnery Practice as Waldos.
>>29980645Red what? We're not going to get a magic game over if we go low on our tankery budget.
>>29980558> Read a Book (Specify)Finish the blasted book>>29980649We still need to reread it to get the perk
>>29980558>> Read a Book (Where's Waldo)Please be kind and let us do the last 20%
>>29980558>>> Read a Book (Specify)Waldo
>>29980662It's the beginning of the week and we have a lot of stuff to do which may require some money, to spend it on something we don't nesscarily need right now is not worth it.
>>29980685>It's the beginning of the weekSo?>and we have a lot of stuff to do which may require some money, Like what?>to spend it on something we don't nesscarily need right now is not worth it.Get it over with so we can focus on other stuff.
>>29980580Good thing the Shop is 24 hours, eh?
> Read a Book (Where’s Waldo)FUCK YOU WALDO…PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING HIPSTER…SWEAR TO GOD WALDO IF YOU KEEP PULLING THIS SHIT WHERE THERE’S ALL OF YOU ON THE PAGE…Oh, there he is.> Where’s Waldo in World War II?: Progress: 90%You yawn and check the time. 11 O’Clock. Time to turn in. You slip in underneath the covers, and Kitten immediately cuddles in next to you, squealing a bit about not being gay. You sigh, then throw your arms around her, and let yourself drift off to sleep.> END DAY
>>29980709Yeeeeep.>>29980685You people come up with the most silly justifications sometimes.
>>29980729You're gonna have to visit that creepy dentist at this rate
>>29980729That's it for this weekend's threads. I will return on Friday at 3PM EST. Sorry for ending half an hour early.Follow at: https://twitter.com/AdBa19See you next time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_M65lcDk6o
>>29980729I hope we don't end up with another hickey somewhere worse
>>29980765Great thread Schteel, thank you for running! You make weekends really fun for us.
>>29980708Hmm, like helping with the play, helping the sewing club, helping the freshman, preparing for any curveball that comes our way, Needing to get a new instructor. those types of thingsalso putting 4000 dollars back into the budget for school.we're on a tight budget for this week,
>>29980815>Hmm, like helping with the play, helping the sewing club, helping the freshman,Already paid for.>preparing for any curveball that comes our way,Because that happens to us ALL THE TIME EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE DAY amirite?>also putting 4000 dollars back into the budget for school.Which isn't precluding us from getting the upgrades.>we're on a tight budget for this week,Your argument isn't terribly convincing.
>>29980877Yours isn't either as we don't have any upcoming matches in the next week. We may well need to help advertise for the play or do something for the freshman/aviation team. We may also want to start working on getting reelected.
Thanks for running, as always man.Take care.
>>29980877They had to pay for one of their planes and most of them are vintage, they might need more to get them running properly. we need cash to help the freshman make it as a band, and helping the sewing team is also a thing.Always to be better safe then sorry. We're not facing any team or match so the a turret and extra armor can wait.
>>29980766As long as it's not in a visible place it's better.
>>29980942>Yours isn't either as we don't have any upcoming matches in the next week. Oh my God, your memory is as deficient as your argument. Did you forget Kay so soon?>We may well need to help advertise for the play or do something for the freshman/aviation team. >The play and aviation clubs already have a budgets, and I doubt the band (and they already own their own instruments) is going need one.>We may also want to start working on getting reelected.And how is that going to happen beyond your vague speculation?
