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Peter Parker Quest, Issue #43
>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS, The Finale

>Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3Y
>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h
>My twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpCosgrove
>Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest
>Story Arc database: http://pastebin.com/fR0Z1SNK


The wind is rushing past you and, even with your thermals on, you feel the chill. New York is relatively quiet in comparison to normal and the snow is falling.

It’s the afternoon, but as it’s winter, the days turn to night much more quickly. Scanning the area- you see nor hear any major commotion, but you notice that as you get closer, there’s people nearby- and you think you see helicopters incoming.

Keeping their distance, but ever watchful as they see something that is beyond belief.

There’s no fires out of control, no giant damage, but you can see, clearly, Johnny’s blonde hair as he fights fire with fire, literally, against a girl seemingly made of the stuff. There’s a red haired girl that’s looking around- probably looking for Sue. And then, intermittently appearing and disappearing in puffs of smoke to attack Johnny- a figure wrapped in heavy clothes, looking a bit singed.

Johnny’s looking like he’s on his last legs.

>Land, intervene.
>SPIDER-MAN KICK
>Try to douse the Human Candle
>wait for Gwen
>write in
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>>30023421
>Land, intervene.

Gotta backup Johnny now before he goes out.
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>>30023421
>SPIDER-MAN KICK
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>>30023421
>Land, intervene.
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>>30023421
Hop down in between all parties, getting ready to dodge.
"Guys, guys, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason to start bringing flamethrowers and magic to a turf war, but you're about to have a battle royale in the middle of a subway. Might want to not blow up somewhere people could walk through, yeah?"
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>>30023490
FUCK MUTIES
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>>30023421
>>Try to douse the Human Candle
We can handle Kurt, but Rogue is gonna do some damage if she isn't put out.
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Rolled 16

>>30023421
>>Land, intervene.
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>>30023421
>>wait for Gwen
if things go out of control
>SPIDER-MAN KICK
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>>30023421
>SPIDER-MAN KICK
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>>30023421
>>SPIDER-MAN KICK
fuck these muggas
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>pic VERY related
So right now we are at the happening superhuman battle, lets look at the scale of sytuation from OOC point of view.

One side we have Peter, Gwen, Jhonny, Sue and as back-up Felicia + Stella to help out from shadows
The other side (right now) we have Jean, Rogue and Nightcrawler BUT other X-men will most likly show up (either by getting teloported by Nightcrawler or by flying themselfs)

Other peeps that may likly show up in crossfire: Sandman, Anya Corazon, Reed + Ben, Antman + Wasp
and these who most likly not drop in but im still going write them down: Magneto (or his mutants), Dr Doom (because his bros are in danger), Shield (well...they will show up at some point anyway but mostlikly not durning the fight),Dr Strange (hey this event is like a free adverising for magic stuff), Iron Man/War Machne, Carnage, Any Goblin

Yep, looks like a lot of people going to be slap around on the chrismasday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rGoaeMfWY
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>>30023421
>SPIDER-MAN KICK
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In before Jean mind shreds us and everyone else.
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>write in
look for Sue, she is in deeper shit since she cant fight them with her defensive powers (dose she even have energy shields?).
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>>30023421
Land, intervene.
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Rolled 13

>>30023421
>>Try to douse the Human Candle
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>>30023421
>Land, intervene.
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>>30023421
"Okay folks, line on up. If you're dead set on endangering my friends and THE GENERAL PUBLIC, let's go somewhere a little quieter and you can line up for a spider-foot up your asses"
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Sue is singlehandely the most powerful member of the F4.
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>>30023421
>SPIDER-MAN KICK
WHY HALLO THAR JEAN.
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Hey Cosgrove, if Jean Grey dies during the course of this Quest, will she stay dead?
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>>30023703
Nice.
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>>30023720
Sure, but this is Sue with very little practice using her powers, not mastered powers Sue.
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>>30023732
>Hey Cosgrove, if Jean Grey dies during the course of this Quest, will she stay dead?

That's an interesting question.
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>>30023732
X-men come back more than Jesus
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>>30023720
Are we talking the general FF? Because if not, I'm going to have to say Ghost Rider takes it.
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>>30023421
Intervene
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>>30023421
>Johnny’s looking like he’s on his last legs.
>wait for Gwen
>write in
he is obviously hurt,just get him somehere safe and wait for Gwen
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>>30023780

Well, looks like there's only one way to find out.
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>>30023421
> SPIDER - MAN KICK!
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>>30023824
GR's powerset has conditions

that World War Hulk tie in is a prime example
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Even our Peter I think would enter a fight in which a group of super powered people have randomly attacked two of his friends with a hail of kicks and punches well before questions.
This isn't a "hey break it up" situation. This is a "kick fuck these thugs then ask questions" situation.
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Cosgrove, I love this Quest because you're actually making sense out of the Marvel Universe.
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>>30023732
>>30023812
>>30023854
The only person who stays dead in Marvel is Uncle Ben.
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>writing
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>>30023421
>>SPIDER-MAN KICK
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>>30023421
>SPIDER-MAN KICK
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>>30023923
We must give Uncle Ben the Phoenix Force, then we'll never have to worry about him dying and staying dead.

What could possibly go wrong?
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>>30023972
>Phoenix Force
>Not the Power Cosmic

It's like you don't want Silver Surfer Uncle Ben.
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>>30023421
>>SPIDER-MAN KICK
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"Alright guys, cool your jets. And lady, I don't make a habit of hitting on hot women, but I think I'll make an exception if I'm forced to,"
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>>30024049
As much I would like to go this way the >>30023920 and >>30023847 points out that we are at Fight or Flight situation.
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I hope our suit is thick enough for Rogue's powers not to work on us...
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>>30024128
Yea i think we're fine. Rouge needs direct skin-skin contact.
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Rolled 18

>>30024157

Unless she burns it off...
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>>30024157
how did she got Johnny power if he was covered up due to winter?

unless Johnny was touch in the face, didn't have gloves or Rouge power got more range.

How she gets powers anyway? Johnny isn't a Mutant, he a Mutane or shit.
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>>30024203
They shake hands. Than she started to lose control over the fire powers and Johnny freak out.
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>>30024203
She doesn't just take mutant powers, she takes any powers as well as memories or a person's energy or life.
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>>30024227
Did Johnny got gloves?

Shit Johnny, this is why you always use protection!
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>>30024259
He didn't read the posters in hygiene class. No glove, no love.
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>>30023421
>>Land, intervene.
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>>30024259
He had gloves; rogue took off hers and brushed Johnny's wrist.
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It’d best to land and intervene- if Johnny has to start going fire-man, things could get dangerous. Besides, what’s the worst that can happen?

"Okay folks, break it up! If you kids don’t stop endangering THE GENERAL PUBLIC, I swear I will turn this car right around!”

Landing in the middle of the street, you notice there’s an immediate shift in everyone’s actions- firstly- Johnny’s face to turns to one of terror as the Red Haired girl turns towards you.

“What are you doing here?! That girl can read mind-”

He’s interrupted as the girl who seems to be on fire sends out another, stronger burst of fire.

You heart speeds up as the redhead looks over at the cloaked figure, who vanishes into smoke with a loud ‘bamf!’ The girl’s eyes narrow. “So, -who -”

Before you can even hear her words- you Spider-sense blares loudly- painfully- blocking out whatever she was saying as it becomes all-consuming overpowering you entirely.

>roll willpower
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Rolled 18

>>30024433
any modifiers?
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>>30024433
WHAT THE ROLL MODIFIER?
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Rolled 2

>>30024433

shiiiit
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Rolled 7

>>30024433
Just base d20?
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>>30024453
>>30024454
Shit- post got cut off- 1d20+4.
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Rolled 11 + 4

>>30024433
Look at your freaking character sheet
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Rolled 8 + 4

>>30024433
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Rolled 16

>>30024468
Anon. It wasn't a fucking 1.

Don't erase that 2.
>>30024433
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Rolled 16 + 4

>>30024433
>>30024478
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>>30024468
>2
stappit
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Rolled 15 + 4

>>30024433
I am Bruce Wayne
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>>30024496
AH HELL YES MOTHER FUCKER
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>>30024496
Nicely done Anon.
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Rolled 8

>>30024433
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>>30024433
>What are you doing here?!
>YOU CALLED ME!

Johnny, your powerset certainly doesn't include super memory.
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>>30024516
inb4 the actually DC is 25
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Rolled 6 + 4

>>30024478
here goes nothing
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>>30024496
20 is good enough, right? Right?
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>>30024534
Sue called Peter, than she either dropped the phone or got knocked out.
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>>30024496
>Peter "Thank god I browsed /b/ last night" Parker
Eat it Jean.
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>>30024540
Implying that Spiderman after the future past shit would fall to simple mind reading

ALSO, START USING SPOILERS. REMEMBER THAT JENN IS A MIND READER. USE ANTI MIND READING PROTOCOLS(Also Anti-Deadpool protocols)
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>>30024578
Oh man that makes sense... And im not just hopping on the latest trend so people will think im cool
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>>30024573
well the death of FutureFlash and CarnageGwen is pretty much /b/ + /x/ level of creepy/gore stuff
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>>30024433
Quick! Imagine her Naked!
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are your helmets on children?
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>>30024632
No Mr. Erik... /group of children
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>>30024578
Eh, it's young Jean, so unless her blocks are removed or Cos made her optimized, she isn't that good a telepath yet. It's the professor we'd have to be worried about.

...who is probably watching this go down and is shaking his head while holding the bridge of his nose.

Perhaps doing the Picard double face palm.
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>>30024657
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlta9iFxQE4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7qpXdbOh04
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>>30024632
If Magneto shows up he'll shove that metal hat straight through your brain.
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>>30024609
Seriously though, Anything that can get us a edge against a fucking mindreader is important.
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>>30024736
>tin foil
>magnetic
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>>30024736
>Mags can kill you with a scap of tinfoil less than a millimeter long.
He's one of the scariest things in Marvel U as far as I'm concerned.

Maybe he's a little more chill here, but I'm not counting on it.


In any case if it gets out that these guys are mutants and attacked national celebrities Johnny and Sue Storm in broad daylight on Christmas; that is beyond a PR nightmare for them.
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Staggering, you grab your head and force yourself to breath- pushing it back like a bad headache as you force yourself to focus-

Looking around- you see Johnny gritting his teeth, arm on fire, as he punches the girl, sending her flying back with a burst of flames. The redheaded girl is holding at her nose as blood pours down it profusely, as she looks like she’s in pain.

It’s about this point that you hear a ‘BAMF’

As several figures, in a blue and yellow set of jumpsuits appear. One’s got some sort of Geordi La Force visor, another’s a large, blue furry-animal-man-thing. Another’s a man that seems to be trying to be the fit version of frosty the snowman, and another’s a girl with a fashion sense that reminds you of someone from the 80’s with those pink sunglasses.

They don’t look friendly.

You hear a voice whisper in your ear- Sue’s voice- “Johnny and I aren’t doing well. We can’t get away with that teleported around, though. You have any ideas?”

>Spider-kick (who?)
>Hey, how's it go-go-Spidey-WEBBING! (who?)
>stall for time
>Continue to try to be diplomatic
>write in
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>>30024802

You realize that Adamantium isn't magnetic and Magneto can fuck with that just fine, right?
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>>30024817
>Continue to try to be diplomatic
it's like stalling, but could also fix problems
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>>30024817
>Continue to try to be diplomatic
"Will you people -please- stop trying to kill eachother?"
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>>30024817
>Continue to try to be diplomatic
"HAHAHA OK NO SERIOUSLY LETS MAYBE TALK." (I feel like I stepped into an episode of JI Joe)
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>>30024817
>>Continue to try to be diplomatic

"soooo... anybody want to tell me what the heck is going on?!?!"
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>>30024817
AH SHIT.

THE X MEN ARE HERE.

TAKE OUT THE TELEPORTER WITH THE WEB>KICK COMBO.

GTFO THEN. WE CAN'T FIGHT THE WHOLE X MEN AS NEWB SPIDERMAN
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>>30024817
>continue trying to be diplomatic
>"Would everyone please stop trying to kill each other!"
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Rolled 5

>>30024817
>diplomatic
why not
"WHY THE HELL ARE WE FIGHTING AGAIN?"

dice roll attatched because I'm finishing uni stuff
please use roll as my life is busy as hell, whether hi or low
thank you
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So now that everybody knows there are entire groups of people with powers, i wonder how long until the sentines will become a thing in this universe

>>30024817
>write in
Grab Storms and gtfo from there, to Latveria ebassy
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>>30024817
>Cyclops is here
FUCK
Now we can shift into panic mode.
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>>30024817
>Continue to try to be diplomatic
'Now let's not do anything rash here, i came because my friend here was in danger. I'd prefer we end things peacefully before things get even more out of control.
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>>30024817
>>Spider-kick the furry blue dude
Sorry Kurt.
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>>30024817
>>Continue to try to be diplomatic
"Wow... there's... a lot of you now. Why don't we try talking this out like civilized people? By the way, I didn't punch her, that was a spontaneous nosebleed."
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>>30024817
>stall for time
>diplomance
Whisper for Sue to grab Johnny and go while we stall
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>>30024882
NO.

BAD IDEA.

LAST THING WE NEED IS TO PUT SHIT ON DOOM TABLE.

WE TAKE THE LONGER ROUTE, INVISIBLE AND THEN WE GO TO DOOM
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>>30024817
>>Continue to try to be diplomatic

Stall for time. If Gwen and Felicia make it here, we'd have a better chance.
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>>30024885
>>30024892
>>30024878
>>30024876
>>30024851
>>30024850
DAMMIT, THIS IS A TIME FOR ACTION, COMBAT IS ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

>>30024817
>Hey, how's it go-go-Spidey-WEBBING! (Beast)
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>>30024912
...So why not pick the "Stall for time" option?
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>>30024817
I swear that if they attempt to fuck spiderman over, they will REGRET it.
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>>30024817
>Continue to try to be diplomatic
Get Johnny and Sue to try to stay behind us.
"CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE VIOLENCE, OR IS THIS THE WRONG CROWD FOR THAT?"
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Also, before I forget,

SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR SPIDER-THREAD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7E6u4exsZk

(Heroics imminent Time)
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>>30024817
>Continue to try to be diplomatic
Okay, metagaming but the best way to defeat the Xmen is to get Beast on our side, if we can get talking to him then we can get this resolved.
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>>30024817
Our reaction to mind reading: A brief bout of nausa
Mindreader's reaction: SPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERS
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>>30024912
>>30024926
And then Jean calls us on it the second we open our mouth and we eat a facefull of punches from the punch dimension.
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>>30024885
>>30024892
>>30024878
>>30024876
>>30024851
>>30024850

Huh guys.

THEY ATTACK JOHNNY AND SUE.

THE TIME OF TALKING IS FUCKING OVER.
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>>30024926

Mindreader.
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>>30024923
why not semi diplomatic (via wisecrack) while stringin mutants up with our new SUPER STRONG WEBBING

eg: "So why are we fighting again" while stringing up the muscular guy.
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>>30024817
why running away inn't an option? We are in obviously inferior position with multiple hostile dudes with power and no buck up (yet)
>>30024911
Dosen't mater, diplomatic immunity. Xmen can suck on Dooms shiny shoes ther is now way they will risk an possible arrest by breaking in to embassy.
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>>30024817
>>Continue to try to be diplomatic

"I already have enough costumed dudes to deal with. You better have a very good reason for this."
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>>30024954
Point, whoever they are they're here in force.

Changing my vote to casting a wide webbing and Spider kicking...Geordi fan, because I don't like the cut of his jib.
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>>30024961
we already temporarily incapacitated her
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>implying Pete needs back up

they're lucky Peter is such a peace loving guy
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>>30024817
Web Jubilee and Cyclops together, web cyclops' visor.

Godddamit Combat has started fools, we gotta grab the initiative
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>>30024986
>That was Johnny knocking a bitch out cold.
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>>30024972
That's a pretty good compromise, I can get behind this.
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>>30024979
Bank that one for once we've actually got a discussion going.
Stern disappointment is best used when the blood's stopped pumping quite so much and it can be shortly followed by Xavier's stern disappointment.
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>>30024961
See
>>30024949
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>>30024980
>Point, whoever they are they're here in force.

And its not to our advantage.

We can attempt to parlay for abit to try and calm the situation down before we start fighting against a stacked deck.
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>>30024817
>>30024954
>Hey, how's it go-go-Spidey-WEBBING! (who?)
I say we use our strong webbing on the teleporting guy with the funny accent. He's a nuisance.
Then strong web Visor Man's freaky sunglasses. They don't look right.
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guys, play time is over >>30024954
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>>30024817
> wisecrack to by time, then strong web Beast and jubilee together
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>>30024980
>>30024954
>>30025009
Remember, this isn't just about Johnny and Sue. Our fights with Hobgoblin nearly got a lot of people hurt. More foes on a similar power level and a crowd (and approaching helicopters) doesn't bode well for the public's safety.
Remember, we're Peter goddamned Parker. Violence is NOT the first and only solution when there's other possibilities on the board.
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My my it looks like you've gotten yourself into quite a fix. The last time I saw a clusterfuck this big involving a redhead it didn't go so well...

http://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Beast
http://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Jean_Grey
http://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Cyclops
http://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Jubilee
http://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Rogue
http://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Nightcrawler
http://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Iceman

Try not to die now! Bye bye.
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>>30024990
Spider-man can show what a superhuman with precog, super genius mind and gadgets can do.
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>>30024817
>Spider-Kick Nightcrawler
Gotta get Sue and Johnny out of here before things get even more out of hand.
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I'm kinda hoping that when Jean went to read our minds all she got was The Other.

PREY!

Also we need to start talking to Doom about this magic shit. Not just because mystic spider would be awesome but also because Peter now has first hand experience with this shit and he was completely out of his league. He would want to learn how to handle basic magic shit so that he can avoid that situation ever happening again. I mean look at all the gadgets he builds to take out one specific threat. Learning magic to handle magic is just another gadget
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>>30024817
>>Continue to try to be diplomatic
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>>30024817
>Web iceman into FIRE!Rogue, strong web over Cyclops visor
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>>30024817
>>Continue to try to be diplomatic
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>>30025048
Where the hell have you been? Does your return herald...dare I hope it!?
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>>30025053
>kicking the guy that can teleport
Also, they tried escaping. No good when someone can read minds.
Hey! How about we shoot white sticky stuff on Jean's face? That way she can't tell the others our location when Sue's invisible.

>>30025068
Holy fuck, this is a good idea!
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>>30025080
We can only hope
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>>30024954
That's the main issue.

If we can figure out WHY they're attacking it could help.

We've already established ourself as a protector of New York.

If they think they're doing the right thing, they'd make an appeal to us
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>>30025058
While I will never consider unlocking the hidden powers of the arcane "just another gadget", you have a point about covering our asses from magic.
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>>30025048

I wonder if we're ever going to get back to bleach quest.

I have a feeling the answer is no
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>>30025058
At the rate we're going we'll be Spider-Doom soon enough. Still the Iron Spider or the Armored Spider is a good investment.

If we become Doom-Spider or Spider-Doom... well us and Doom will be bros for life.
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>>30025093
We gotta calm them down first. And we can only do that to a bunch of impulsive teenagers quickly by getting them hogtied with webs.
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>>30024817
>Web Iceman into Rogue, strong web over Cyclops visor
Lets go with this plan. The time for words has ended
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>>30025098

Maybe "just another gadget" is a little harsh but to a scientific mind like Peter's he would most likely consider it another valuable skill to add to his arsenal.

Plus we have DOOM to teach us, how could that ever go wrong
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>>30025068
This is a very good idea.


Face shotting to blind is also a good idea... well except against cyclops, but we don't know that yet.

To be honest, Beast + Nightcrawler = instadeath, and nightcrawler won't be able to teleport where he can't see without risking too much (eg teleporting into a wall).
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>>30025080
You can only draw so many dicks on Aizen's face with that She-ho-en girl before it starts to get old.... buuuut I wouldn't get your hopes up. At least not yet.
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>>30025132
well this doom is epic doom
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>>30025068
>>30025116
These.

>>30025138
Webbing Nightcrawler's eyes is also a fantastic idea. We may not know how his teleportation works, but hell, we at least know it would make things a shitton harder for him.
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>>30025110
>Man of Doomed Spiders
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>>30025138
Just wait until all this Nightcrawling teleporting attracts Ghost Rider because he was having a fight with Mephisto at the time and all this bamfing through hell was distracting.
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>Writing
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>>30025080
>>30025092
>>30025103
I have faith we'll be dining on strawberries once more. But now... now we punch muties.
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>>30025192
So. You read cracked to?
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>>30025210
Haha, time for Quiplomancer!
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>>30025192
Then Hank, while out with Jan telling her about everything that happened the night before hear about this on the radio and rushes over going full Giant Man because why the hell not.

he is giddy.

...and Cap who is in the city sighs and returns to the public eye.
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>>30025247

It's common knowledge that Nighcrawler ports through Hell.
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>>30025116
Yes, let's web his visor.
The one holding back his power.
So that when we accidentally pull it off his face, he causes widespread property damage with a high potential for loss of human life.
Were you dropped on your head as a child, anon?
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>>30025270
no one suggested pulling it off anon
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>>30025227

...I tried to draw Orihime some months back during the quest, dressed as a princess and taking a bite out of a giant strawberry next to a giant peach.
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>>30025138
>To be honest, Beast + Nightcrawler = instadeath
Not really... Beast is slower, weaker, and less agile than Peter. Nightcrawler is annoying, but he's gotten his ass kicked a few times by Spider-Man.
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>>30025266
I'm half expecting a flash of red, white, and blue then a loud metallic noise as Caps shield flies in between the combatants and lodges itself in a wall as he commands us to stop.
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>>30025286
Given what our intended actions have snowballed into in the past based on crap rolls, do you honestly believe that there's no chance that will happen?
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>>30025270
We're effectively webbing his eyes, not yanking it off.

We might even suspect that it's a tactical visor; a HUD that can give him thermal vision or other things.

It makes sense for us to web up the weird eye-based technology.
>>
Beast is a pretty diplomatic dude right?
Surely he'll listen to reason
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>roll me diplomacy- 1d20-2. DC30/20
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>>30025331
Surely he would tell his parthers not to attack people with powers in the middle of NYC MANHATTAN.

Right at the holidays too.

in public.

For no reason.

Instead of talking.

MAG FUCKING NETO got more sense than the x men.
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Rolled 7 - 2

>>30025355
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>>30025355
SPECTACULAR POINT USE
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Rolled 2 - 2

>>30025355
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Rolled 10 - 2

>>30025355
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Rolled 14 - 2

>>30025355
WE ARE DIPLOMATIC AS FUCK
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Rolled 4

>>30025355

Bless this Roll.
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>>30025058

Thats actually a really good idea. At the very least to manage to avoid/deal with magical bullshit in the future.

Maybe we talk to DOOM about it next time we see him?
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Rolled 14 + 2

>>30025355
auto fail?

>yfw we start hearing thunder cracks from the distance as X-members start slumping over all of a sudden
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>>30025268
I mean there was that exact situation
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>>30025355
Rollan
>>30025313
Is that when we swoon and declare him to be our second husando?
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Rolled 14

>>30025355
Gonna use a Spectacular on this one
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Rolled 6 - 2

>>30025355
Wow, even with the diplomacy suit?
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>>30025355
>>30025371
SHIT
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>>30025355
The roll... is impossible. We don't even get our fellowship bonus.

Prepare for combat
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Rolled 7 + 2

>>30025355

here we go
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>>30025355
wait, thought, forgot to suggest a spec point if we have one.
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>>30025364
>>30025372
>>30025375
"We ams purkuuuur me diplomomats gud"
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>>30025327
>Sue identifies teleporter as chief problem preventing safe withdrawal.
>Cyclops a part of the inbound reinforcements, but not yet actively participating in combat.
>Implying a decision to web up Cyclops visor is based on anything but metagaming.
Nope, some anons just want to see what will happen. Same reason why everyone's voting for going in swinging rather than trying to go for peaceful resolution.
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>>30025382
Thats not really from a comic....is it?
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>>30025371
SP tank is empty man.
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this how superheroes shake hands in marvel comics anyway.
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>>30025418
Nope.
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>>30025420

Well then, time to get hit in the face before we return face hitting.

...this is going to be brutal once we get rolling.
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>>30025411
I voted for webbing Nightcrawler's eyes too. It's not like we're low on webbing.
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Rolled 9 + 2

>>30025364
>>30025372
>>30025375

Well we tried. As Peter would.

Now we kick their butts.
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>>30025389
Don't have any.

Let the Christmas Clusterfuck increase!
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>>30025411
Because the diplomacy worked out so well when we showed up right?
/tg/ you need to realize that fists can solve problems too.
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Rolled 14 + 2

>>30025438
What's our inventory.
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>>30025438
>>30025411
Clearly we can only web up either Cyclops or Nightcrawler, not both.

I mean, ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE TWO WEBSHOOTERS OR ANYTHING. THAT WOULD BE SILLY. WOULDN'T IT BE SILLY TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO SHOOT WEB IN TWO DIRECTIONS AT ONCE, AT TWO SEPERATE TARGETS?
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>>30025437
If nothing else, it's important to be seen trying to resolve the situation peacefully even if it doesn't pan out.
This may end up causing problems for mutants/metahumans down the line, though.
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Rolled 9

>>30025355
... Meant more along the lines of figuring why things are going on than stopping the fighting....

but hokey dohkey.
even though rolls are over 20 get
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>>30025455
Full on Normal and Strong Webbing.
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>>30025430

Meet, Misunderstandings, fight breaks out, bigger villainous threat appears, and then the team up.

Besides, it's the X-Men, if they don't get into the bad end of the public eye with their first appearance then what is the point?

>Breaking news, Super powered military strike force baring X motifs beating up beloved hero Spider-Man at Rockefeller Center
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>>30025473
Huh.
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>>30025455
We're wearing our stylish/agile suit, have both normal webbing cartridges and strong webbing cartridges both in a rotating (instantaneous) web shooter.
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>>30025437
We can take 'em. Show these Muties who's really in charge.
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>>30025487
Improved web shooters?
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...Huh. Do we have any Tracers on our person?
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>>30025450
/tg/ thinks it can weasel its way out with words even when punches are already flying
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>>30025506
Revolving Cartridges.
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>>30025491
Yeah.

But unlike other times, The X-men totally fucking deserve that shit right now.
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You walk forward, arms raised up high- your voice, loud and clear.

“Look. I don’t know what’s going on, but this has gone too far! Everyone, please, stop trying to kill each other!"

Geordi’s fan looks over at the redhead, then at the girl on fire, then at ,Johnny, and then at you.

"Look, I'm sure we can all just talk this-"

He then raises his hand to his visor as your Spider-sense blares.

>roll reflex! 1d20+6, DC 18.
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>>30025498

Thankfully.

I doubt we'd have a second to replace cartridges if we wanted to swap between normal and strong.
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>>30025506
Yup, and we got the rolling cylinder thing so I'm guessing we can switch between the two really fast.
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Rolled 3 + 6

>>30025525
Why am I so great
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Rolled 5 + 6

>>30025525
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web beast

get it caught deep in his fur
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>>30025473
This is why we need to think about things a little harder before we start arguing.
There was never anything to argue about in the first place.

>>30025525
Rolling
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Rolled 20

>>30025525
rall
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Rolled 8 + 6

>>30025525
Fucking Cyclops.
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Rolled 20 + 6

>>30025525

FUCK YOU CYCLOPS

EAT SOME WEB
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>>30025548
you motherfucker. you forgot the modifier!
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>30025525
rolls
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>>30025548
>No +6
God damnit, you bastard
>>30025559
>one post too late

We're fucked
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>>30025548
SHIT.

SHIT.

FUCKING SHIT.

ARGGGGGGGGGG
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>>30025548
Goddammit Anon!
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>>30025548
I have to laugh, you fucked it up just like him.

>>30025553
You suck.

>>30025559
And you're late.
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>>30025541
>>30025543
>>30025553
Nice

>>30025548
>>30025559
You guys... you FUCKING guys...


Stella's going to be SUPER pissed when she sees this.
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>>30025548
FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOR FORGETTING THE MODIFIER
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Rolled 10 + 6

>>30025525
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Rolled 19 + 6

>>30025525
>>30025548
wellp now everyone's gonna get angry at me
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>>30025548
>>30025559

It's just... not fair. It's not fair.
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>>30025548
For fuck's sake Wrenloft...
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Rolled 15 + 6

>>30025548
>>30025553

I haet you two...
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW


>>30025548
YOU FORGOT THE MODIFIER

>>30025559
YOU WERE LATE
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>>30025548
your lack of mods offends

>>30025559
if you hadn't wasted your time on your message, we could have had a crit....
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>>30025582
Ok, so maybe I'm not great
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>>30025589
Go fuck off non Wrenloft
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>>30025594
but I'm not wrenloft...
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Rolled 20 + 6

>>30025598

I was stuck on post cooldown timer....
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>>30025589
I like Wrenloft more than you, not Wrenloft
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>>30025548
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>>30025633
y u do this?
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>>30025633
FUCK SHIT DAMN HATE ANGER MAD
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>>30025633

You're killing me. This is your fault.
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>>30025620
Ever visit the TES general? Because I'm pretty sure you just mantled him.
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>>30025633
STOP
WASTING OUR 20S
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>>30025620
Yeah, like totallynotmj isn't MJ.
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Rolled 1

>>30025633
From now on, only you get to roll.
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>>30025525
>May or may not be news choppers and/or people filming this with cellphone cameras
>Guy raises his hands, calls for peaceful end to conflict
>Shoots him anyways.
Man, Cyclops is bad at public relations.
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>>30025677
Well, there now only 2 WASTED 20.
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>>30025633
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>>30025677
And you never get to.
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>>30025661
nope, just thought it'd be funny to roll stupidly with a 'not wrenloft'

I guess I'm Wrenloft 2.0 then huh?

>>30025677
And you don't
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>>30025677
And you don't.
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>>30025670
Would MJ be spending all her free time on 4chan instead of going out with all her friends? I think not.
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>After the OPTIC BLAST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_h__9Rwh7g
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>>30025685
this is before he learned how to be right.

He'll get better with time
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>>30025685
Fucking Cyclops.
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>>30025685
Cyclops is bad at everything.
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>>30025725
... so is this where we web his mouth and nose?
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>>30025685
Fucking Summerfags.
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Rolled 18, 18, 6 = 42

>checking something
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>>30025753
Summerfags are the worst. Especially ones named Scott.
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>>30025769
RIP fireman
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>>30025769
Yeah... You checking stuff is never good for our collective health.
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>>30025769
those first two better be for Johnny and Sue....
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>>30025769
AH SHIT.

BITE THE PILLOW, CYCLOPS IS GOING IN DRY
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Rolled 12 + 6

>>30025769

Do we have three allies on the field?

Shiiit. This isn't good.
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>>30025778
WHAT IF... what if the X-Men are the bad mutants?
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>>30025769
"Hm... Nothing but bones... Okay, writing!"
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We just cannot catch a fucking break with these rolls lately. I mean, this is absolute torture the way our crits are being fucked up.
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>>30025797
Stella, Gwen, or Felicia might be coming in.
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>>30025803
>bad mutants

that's an oxymoron
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>>30025797
Yep, Johnny, Sue and Stella.
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>>30025834
Felicia isn't coming, we didn't roll high enough to convince her last quest.
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>>30025834
Could be Sue's using her forcefields.
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>>30025834
>Imagine Stella seeing Peter just getting blasted by Scott after her little shadow resolution.
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>>30025855
Lies.

We did.
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Rolled 18 + 6

>>30025861

>cyclops getting eviscerated.
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>>30025875
More like wrapping her chains around his neck and slamming him into everything.
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>>30025875
FOR FUCK SAKES, STOP ROLLING>
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>>30025855
We voted not to invite her, the roll was for Stella. We got the lower dc so she came anyways though
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>>30025895
>>30025875
>Stella uses Illusions on Cyclops.
>It's Super Effective!
>Cyclops is confused! He hurts Jean Grey in his confusion!
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>>30025926
I wonder if Stella's rather unique mind is even possible for Jean to read...?
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>>30025861
>Stella "warps" in front of Peter and uses trickster magic to loop it back into Scotts face
>Nightcrawler tried to teleport behind her
>She does a lightning quick Yoshimitsu style Hari-Cary fake out and gutshots him, quickly spinning around with the blade and coming to a stop inches from his throat
>Issues a single command of "Leave" as she fixes her revolver on Jean, not even looking at her
Dat battle protocol
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A beam of crimson energy slams into you, slamming you against a building side. You let out a scream of pain as it lessens. As you get up, your vision is swimming and your ears are ringing, muting out everything else.

In the distance, you hear a scream of inarticulate rage as a noise not unlike that of explosions as you notice that the big, blue furry man goes down as the snowmn’s chest bursts open with red as he collapses to the ground.

You stagger to your feet as the Visored man snarls and looks around ,alertly. He seems to be barking out orders pointing at you and Johnny.

You take a deep breath.

>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.
>Web his face up
>extinguish the candle-girl
>take down the heavily covered guy
>The 80’s are over
>write in
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Rolled 18 + 6

>>30025945

>ONI-CHAN~ <3
>Get your hands off MY BROTHER
>MURDERDEATHKILLMURDERDEATHKILLMURDERDEATHKILL
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>>30025963
>>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.

"wrong move asshole"
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>>30025945
Stella is from 20 years in the future.

She got anti-mind reading tech/genes.
>>30025963
>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.
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>>30025963
>Web his face up
Fill his damn face with Strong Webbing.
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Rolled 20 + 6

>>30025963

>>Web his face up

and then kick his face anyways.
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>>30025963
>>The 80’s are over

Screw these guys. This is almost 2014, man. Web that nerdy red visor guy and take 'em down.
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>>30025963
...did he just maim two of his own guys?
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>>30025963
The 80s are over
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>>30025992
Stop rolling!!!
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>>30025963
>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.

"Did you really need to pull this crap on Christmas?"
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>>30025992
FUCKIGN SHIT

STOP WASTING THE HIGH FUCKING ROLLS>
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>>30025963
>>Web his face up
Web all of him up, but definitely hit the eyes.
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>>30025963
>Web his face up WITH STRONG WEBBING
THEN
>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.
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>>30025992
QUIT WASTING 20s
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>>30025963
>>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.
Right in the dick
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>>30025963
>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.

Done with words. Everyone gets a spidy foot up their ass. This guy is first.
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>>30025963
>Web his face up

>blue furry man goes down as the snowmn’s chest bursts open with red as he collapses to the ground.
Well that escalated quickly
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>>30026006
No, Stella sniped them.

>>30025963
>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.
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>>30026005

No, stella murdered them. She has the future weapons remember? I'm guessing she just shot them with that badass revolver
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>>30026005
No.

>Also, forget this:

>HP 20
>Condition, heavily bruised
>6 strong webbing, 5.5 normal
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Rolled 19 + 6

>>30026010
>>30026015
>>30026020

>your tears sustain me.

>yfw ive rolled 3 20s already
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>>30026019
This.
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>>30026037
God I hope not, Hank and Bobby are cool.
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>>30025963
>Strong Web Fire Rogue into Cyclops
YOU ON FIRE BITCH
>>
>you hear a scream of inarticulate rage as a noise not unlike that of explosions as you notice that the big, blue furry man goes down as the snowmn’s chest bursts open with red as he collapses to the ground.

Are you fucking serious? Bobby's dead??
AND Hank??
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>>30025963
Can we web his mouth?
I'd like to web his face thoroughly before we get him down and then point his head in the direction of his teammates
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>>30026047
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>>30026037
This could mean either Johnny went super-sayan, Cyclops lost control, or Stella is involved
Seeing as how Scott is still alive, we can rule out Stella especially since Ice Guy was just standing around with his thumb up his ass and not the one who maimed her beloved botherfather.
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>>30026087
no, Scott is about to get hit.

Stella knows target priority/success.

She's taking out support so she can have 'some fun' with Cyclops if anything
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>>30025963
>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing
Dynamic reentry!
>>
Well fuck, hopefully Bobby's powers help him not die.

That said, webs! Strong on Geordie.
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>>30026069
This. If this happened, you're going to get a shitstorm, Cosgrove.
And then we're going to kick the shit out of the retarded little future brat for NOT FUCKING LISTENING TO US.
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>>30026069
Bobby is a omega level mutant. he's effectively immortal, if he ever gets his head out of his ass
>>
You know it's weird, I really expected Iceman to be full of water or something.
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>>30026130
>>30026069
>X-Men
>Staying dead
Pick one
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>>30026158
Well... yeah, okay. Good point.
>>
>People thinking their dead.

This is Marvel, baby. The only time people die for reals is in backstories.
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>>30025963
>>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing
>>
>>30026142

Bobby's situation could be cured if Xavier was serious about the counseling.
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>>30025963
>Web his face up
"Those eye phasers weren't set to stun, you ass!"
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>>30026156
Its red water.
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>>30026171
And Bridges.
>>
>writing
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>>30025963
>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.
"That all you got, bub?"
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>>30026228
Now we can see if our strong webbing can hold up against a living gateway to the Punch Dimension.
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>>30026259
doubtful
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>>30026200
Koolaid?
>>
Stella now is as good as a time as any to show up
also holy shit this is getting out of control, fucking X-men
>>
Rolled 14 + 3

>going to do two sets of rolls here- the first is for webbing-

>need 1d20+8, dc is this roll
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>>30026259
That isn't the main point of it. It means if he uses it, he's blind firing. It's also likely it will jam up the visor mechanism.

On top of that, if it jams closed, it can be used to our advantage. If jammed open, he'll have to close his eyes when not using it
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>>30026280
The visor's going to be webbed to his face. He can't do anything CLOSE to that unless he removes the ruby quartz protection.
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Rolled 12 + 8

>>30026317
Why am I so great
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Rolled 12 + 8

>>30026317
>>
Rolled 13 + 8

>>30026317
>>
Rolled 14 + 8

>>30026317
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Rolled 3 + 8

>>30026317
MAXIMUM SPIDER!
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>>30026280
No, the question is whether or not it can stand up to lightning.
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Rolled 5 + 8

>>30026317
>>
Rolled 16 + 8

>>30026317
Please
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Rolled 7 + 8

>>30026317
>>
Rolled 19

>>30026317
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The setting for this fight is a street just south of Rockefeller Center towards the closest subway station.
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Rolled 9 + 8

>>30026317
This doesn't look too hard.
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Rolled 17 + 8

>>30026317

You wish I rolled now, don't you?
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>>30026327
>>30026329
>>30026331
Solid rolls, gentlemen. Well done.

Now for the second roll...
>>
Why are the X-Men being dicks.
More importantly, where the hell is our back up
>>
Rolled 2 - 2

>>30026317
>>30026327
>>30026329
>>30026331


Alright, going to need one more roll- 1d20+8, dc is this roll.
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>>30026352
>5 guys
>People are eating burgers and fries as they watch the fight.
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Rolled 13 + 8

>>30026370
Why am I so great?
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Rolled 14 + 8

>>30026352
>not beating them down with a five Guy's sign
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>>30026370
>0
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Rolled 18 + 8

>>30026370
MAXIMUM SPIDER!
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Rolled 2 + 8

>>30026370
>>
Rolled 13 + 8

>>30026352
Yup. We're looking at a lot of collateral damage here.
>>30026370
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Rolled 17 + 8

>>30026370

HAHAHA
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Rolled 16 + 8

>>30026370
>>
>>30026317
Out of curiosity, what would the DC on grappling Cyclos and using him to beam attack fire-girl and the redhead?
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Rolled 6 + 8

>>30026370
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>>30026375
I have no idea why but keep it up, sir.

Also EAT IT CYCLOPS.
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>>30026370
>>30026381
HYPER COMBO FINISH
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>>30026370
Spectacular point anyone?
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Rolled 2 + 8

>>30026370
>>30026377

wellp, wrong post link :/
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>>30026371
No, Christmas Day, the Chinese place nearby and sushi place are probably open.
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>>30026403
Why?
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>>30026381
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>>30026370
A DC of zero. We can't possibly lose!
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>>30026412
All those Jews.
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>>30026381
Hot damn Anon, nicely done!

Just broke some teeth.
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>>30026370
>DC is 0
Hahaha
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>>30026431
Teeth?

We either cracked his skull or fucked his ribcage.
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Rolled 2 + 8

>>30026413
because the opponent rolled 0

Still don't think it counts as a Spec point

otherwise, us going below 0 = PL

The dice gods don't smile on us


In related news WE'RE BRINGIN THE PAIN
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>>30026426
We could on a 1.
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>>30026426

Don't fucking say that. Saying that is right up there with "what could possibly go wrong?".
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>>30026444
This.

Spiderman Kick is equal to an Kamen Rider Kick on a weaken Monster of the week.

Cyclopes will fucking explode.
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>>30026455
Why shouldn't I say it? What could possibly go wrong?
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>>30026463
Spider-Man does have super strength. And definitely Cyclops doesn't.
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>>30026444
>>30026463
Come on, now. Peter in this quest isn't as strong as he is in the comics. We're at peak human strength, not borderline-Thor.
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>>30026476
Whelp. We're fucked.
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>>30026463
I think we know to hold back.

Even though someone already killed Bobby and Hank, also known as the most reasonable members of the X-Men present.
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>>30026463
Pete usually holds back
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>>30026482
>Peak Human Strength
>Spiderman
>After Lifting a Ton casually.
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>>30026482
>peak human
We were juggling cars right after we got our powers. And remember that Peter does get stronger over time.
>>
>>30026477

Aside from his Eye Beams and Energy Resistance, Cyclops really doesn't have much going for him.

He is a proficient martial artist, but I think we'll outclass him there.
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>2-2
>It's Stella's roll to avoid shooting Peter as he flies into her line of fire.
And that was how Stella snapped and killed all the X-Men
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>>30026482
Uh...we're scared by how much we can lift, Pete is FAR above human peak. Remember when we were checking limits with Gwen
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>>30026486
Nah, lampshading it has a 50% chance of ironically making everything work out for us. And a 50% chance of fulfilling the trope.
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>>30026503
Peter from the Quest having his powers grow stronger.

As well his INT and Wis.
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>>30026486
But we're invincible. Look, we'll survive this just fine and will be back with our family in time for christmas dinner, guaranteed
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Rolled 20 + 8

>>30026503
How would a hero with superstrength increase his strength?

bench pressing a big rig would be like a football player bench pressing 50
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>>30026517
Maybe, pretty sure she still dies if we die.
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>>30026531
reps for days
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>>30026531
Radiation.

By now, I just don't give a fuck.
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>>30026531
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>>30026531
aand here come the stop wasting the 20s
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>>30026463
Scott is the monster.
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>>30026531
I just... I don't even know anymore. Just fuck you. I'm not superstitious or anything, but this just pisses me off even so.
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>>30026531
It keeps habbening...
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>>30026531
God damn, Wren.
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>>30026531
MisterIncredibleworkout.gif
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>>30026531
It's normally explained as a consequence of him gaining his powers before he's actually fully grown. Also, he gets stronger if he accepts his totemic nature.
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>>30026517
I have a really really bad feeling Stella is going to end up being a villian
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>>30026577
Isn't Stella a yandere
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Rolled 8

>>30026559
>>30026560
>>30026562
>>30026570

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
I'M NOT WREN

if it was wren, I'd be getting 1s
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>>30026558
This.
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>>30026577
Anti-villain/anti-hero. Probably in the same vain as The Punisher. A teenage yandere punisher...
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>>30026577
Nah, if Pete steers her right she'll just end up like a 'harsh hero', a milder punisher of sorts.
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>>30026577
>What is an anti-hero
Little sister Punisher is best Punisher.
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>>30026591
you are wren.

because only he will get 1 in the actual rolls and get 20 while off on them.
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>>30026591

Wrenloft is blessed by the Dice Gods to provide thematically appropriate rolls.

You're just an asshole.
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>>30026591
Wrenloft does two things. Rolls a string of one's or rolls a string of twenties.

What are you doing right now?
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>>30026596
>yandere
Stella Best Girl
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>>30026590
She's shaping up to be one. I'm betting that our influence is eventually going to make her adopt a no-kill policy. Kind of like her finger being on the trigger, shaking, needing to make this kill, and she doesn't do it because we taught her better.
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>>30026609
Three things. Wrenloft also frequently rolls without modifiers.
Oh right, this guy's done that too.
It's definitely Wrenloft.
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Rolled 3 + 8

>>30026604
>>30026597
>>
You clench your fists and teeth as you look at the Five-guys entrance you totaled. “What the HELL is wrong with you?! It’s Christmas DAY, and you’re starting crap when people just want to be with their families?!”

The man turns towards you, shocked, as you twitch you wrist and press the secondary lever, feeling the cylinders spin in your webshooter. No. you’ve had enough of this guy. Quickly tapping your webshooter, you blast him in the face with a bunch of strong webbing to cover up his visor before you extend you other hand and let out a bit of webbing and grab onto it, letting it pull you.

As you near him, you extend you leg into a kick and send him flying across the way and into the ground, sliding slowly against the building’s side, causing no damage unlike that jackass.

The other members of this group seem to be in confusion- you see the snowman is getting back up as the big blue guy is clutching at his side

They all look at you uncertainly. Down the street, you see people watching as some police have them keep the distance.

>[ ]"Leave. Now."
>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>[ ]Take them down.
>[ ] Write in
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>>30026629
Right that too.
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>>30026618
>Kind of like her finger being on the trigger, shaking, needing to make this kill, and she doesn't do it because we taught her better.
More like her finger being on the trigger, shaking, needing to make this kill, then aiming down and simply kneecapping them instead.

Good is not soft.
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>>30026633
>>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
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>>30026633
>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>Tell Johnny to get the fuck out
Priorities.
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>>30026633
>>[x]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>[x]Take them down.
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>>30026633
>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.

the civies might listen
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>>30026633
>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
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>>30026633
>[x]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
then
>[x]"Leave. Now."
Priorities.
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>>30026633
>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>[ ]Take them down.
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>>30026615
Definitely, this is so.

>>30026633
>[ ]"Leave. Now."
We should try to scare them off before they can put themselves together.
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>>30026657
This.
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>>30026633
>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>[X]"Leave. Now."

We've had enough of this crap.
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>>30026633
>[ ]Tell the civilians (And the Storms) to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
We can handle these yahoos.
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Rolled 20

>>30026633
>>[ ]"Leave. Now."
>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
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>>30026633
>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
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>>30026633
>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>[ ]Take them down.
Negotiations have failed. All that remains is Spider Beatings.
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>>30026633
>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>[X]"Leave. Now. And if I EVER see you scumbags in New York again..."
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>>30026633
>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
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>>30026633
>[ ]Take them down.
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>>30026633
>tell the civvies to run to safety.
>Leave. Now
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>>30026633
>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>[ ]Take them down.

Tell everyone to get clear then unleash a Spider Asskicking.
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>>30026633
>[x]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
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Rolled 14

>>30026633
Tell civvies to run
Tell the crazies that if they show up again, you aren't giving them the courtesy you give most villains you fight
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>>30026675
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>>30026633
>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>[ ]Take them down.
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>>30026633
>Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
"Also who shot those guys over there? The last thing we need is a sniper."
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>>30026633
>[ ]"Leave. Now."
>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here. also give Johnny a shooing motion
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Rolled 16

>>30026675
Why can't you people get all the twenties when it matterS?
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>>30026685
They're hurt as fuck, and the teleporting guy is no-doubt going to get them all out anyway since the battle is going wrong.
We have priorities. Let's let people have a good Christmas.

Do these. No more fighting needs to be done today.
>>30026675
>>30026687
>>30026691
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>>30026633
>[X] Tell the civillians to run to safety. It's dangerous here!
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>>30026633
>[x]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>[x]Take them down.
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>>30026633
>>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>[X]Take them down.
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>>30026704
Yeah, we need to lambast our mysterious sniper.
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>>30026633
Why tempt us with Stella after we have Felicia.
Why, Cosgrove?
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Rolled 20

>>30026714

Because you touch yourself at night.
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>>30026633
Tell the civilians to run to safety
Take them down
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>>30026633
>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>[X]Take them down.

Fuck their shit up
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>Oh sweet parker quest
>All these wasted 20's
What have you people done?
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>>30026633
>Tell the civilians to get out of here, it's dangerous.
>Fall into defensive low stance spider position. Trust instincts, one armed raised while the other completes our crouch. React and counter.
>"Anyone else want to dance?"
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>>30026687
This.
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Rolled 18

>>30026741
... Okay? Thats not actually a thing I do but sure?
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>>30026739
Wouldn't go for it even if we didn't have Felicia
Fuck Yanderes
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>>30026739
He enjoys our suffering. Mostly our suspense.
By the way I'm fairly sure Stella's right out as a love interest since she's oh, I dunno... fucking 12 years old?
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Rolled 8

>>30026633
>>[ ]"Leave. Now."
>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
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>>30026633

Thank god bobby and hank aren't dead

Tell the civilians to run to safety
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>>30026759
cast Marin Karin.
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>>30026739
she's 12 and thinks of us as her brother and father pervert
This isn't Shitfarts Online.
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>>30026633
>[X]"Leave. Now."
>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
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>>30026633
>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>[ ]"Leave. Now."
To crowd and Johnny/Sue:
"Everyone, clear out."
To X-jerks:
"It's Christmas Day. You get a freebie. Everybody only gets ONE freebie. If I catch you starting a fight on MY STREETS, threatening the safety of the people of MY CITY, I won't try to talk things through...and you won't get the cheap shot. Go."
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>>30026765
>Fuck Yanderes

That is the intention, yes.
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>>30026765
Wouldn't even be a thing if we didn't have Felicia.
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Rolled 5

>>30026633
>>[ ]"Leave. Now."
>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
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>>30026618
That's ONE way it can go...

The other way is that we completely fail to convince her. She doesn't see the point in letting criminals live.

Later, Uncle Ben is killed and we track down the bugler. We catch him and have the option to turn him over to the cops or kill him. When we return home we tell Stella

"You were right."
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>>30026790
You're completely right
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>>30026765
She's not full on "I'll kill people who get close to you", she's more on the "I'll kill anyone who harms you, shukun"
Plus she's an asgardian imouto, goddamnit

>>30026773
She's technically 2, but who knows how asgardian biology works, she might be a teenager before we know it.
maybe her creator made it so she reaches full growth faster to be stronger
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Rolled 8

>>30026764

Very old taunt.

Sorry, couldn't resist.
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>>30026779
Mitsuru pls go.
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Prepare yourselves Mutie scum.
Spidey's in the game for real now.
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>>30026780
I'm pretty sure moot almost named 4chan "Shitfarts Online"
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>>30026808
No.
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>>30026739
>Even thinking about fucking Stella
IMOUTO IS NOT FOR LEWDS
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>>30026780
>not reading her 'anti hero time' interlude
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>>30026633
"I have no idea what you guys were trying to accomplish, but I think it's safe to say that it didn't exactly pan out. I mean it seems like half of you could probably use a visit to the hospital already."
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>>30026831
I did and she's still 12 pedo.
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>>30026829
Haha, except you're wrong.
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>>30026780
>thinks of us as her brother and father

Apparently it's a LITTLE more complicated than that... Did you read the previous quest?
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>>30026844
I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish with this post.
>>
I told you we'd regret bringing her back
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>>30026858
>thinks of us as her brother and father
>acknowledges that there might have been something more if she was older
>but thats gone now
That satisfy you?
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>>30026808
She's not technically two, Cosgrove explained that in the Bad Future, there was more than enough time for Stella to grow up normally.
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>>30026875
I still don't regret bringing her back, even if she does turn into a villain. She provides key character development for Peter as a person.
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>>30026858
She a weapon.

She was design to feel this way most likely.

Just that Peter was the best fucking person ever to her as well got her back to the none sucky past.

It very confusing but Stella doesn't give a shit about anyone but Peter really.

She even laughs at felicia for being peter "girlfriend".
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>>30026897
It's a poke on cronology.
Even when she's a teenager, say she's 16 and Pete's 21, even then she'll be just 6 in a way.
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>>30026931
I remember him discouraging this line of thought a thread or two ago.
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Rolled 4

>>30026928

She'll come around when she becomes an aunt.
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>>30026928
>She even laughs at felicia for being peter "girlfriend".
There's a catfight in the making there.
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>>30026959
You do understand that it's not about actually considering her that age, since she's biologically and mentally older, it's just fucking around with the cronology, right?
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At least hoping for a 'what if' where Stella and Pete get together once they both grow up.
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Did issue 42 ever get archived? I can't find it on suptg
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>>30026969
Bitches love Spider-Man.
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>>30026969
Oh I'm just waiting.
>"She is a criminal. How did you even end up considering her in the first place?"
>"Well, uh, she was very... persuasive..."
>disapproving-imouto-glare
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>>30027008
true dat
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>>30027005
'What If' stories I think have already been given a firm 'No', since they do practically nothing constructive and start arguments over who would have done what differently in the quest and shit.
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>>30027005
No
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>>30027021
"I guess you could say that she stole our heart"
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Rolled 3

>>30027041

>imouto-disapproval-glare intensifies
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>>30027021
>>30027065
>>disapproving-imouto-glare
>big angry eyes and cheeks puffed up

d'awww
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>>30027041
Goddamnit Peterhold.

>>30027040
I never understood these people that go through the trouble of posting a useless 'one word' post.
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>>30027008
Indeed.
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So why are these X-Men faggots attacking strangers again?
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>>30027065
>>30027084
come on, you had to know it was coming.
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>>30027155
Because they dicks.
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>>30027155
Running theory is that they think we're mutants.
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>>30027155
Because they're the X-Men. Being assholes for no reason is what they do.
>>
>writing
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>>30027155
Maybe they were searching for evil mutants and confused Johnny with one?
Now Spidey came to help and a sniper is trying to take them out?
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>>30027155
They thought Sue and Johnny were runaway mutants. When the Storms defended themselves from the creepy teleporting, mind reading, power absorbing stalkers, they got butthurt.
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>>30027155

SHIELD is probably looking for Johnny and Sue and asked them to help.
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>>30027179
IT HAPPENING
>>30027188
This.
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>>30027155
They're Mutants. Dirty, filthy, mutants.
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>>30027188
not 100% true

They were pre-identified mutants

this means X has probably got the 'identifying all the mutants machine' working
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>>30027198
AH SHIT!!!

THE FEDS ARE HERE!! GET THE WEED WEB AND RUN AWAY.
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>>30027155
its the standard marvel heroes run into each other and slap each other's cocks till a supervillain shows up.

only a supervillain didn't show up..
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Humanity is going extinct
Make way for your superhuman overlords
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>>30027247
There was a supervillan on the scene.

A team of them.

The group of heroes were spiderman and friends.
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>>30027212
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>>30027264
Not if we have anything to say about it!
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>>30027264
God, Mutants are fucking assholes
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>>30027264
>>30027212
I always thought this line of thinking is retarded.

I mean, a huge swath of the population has the potential for superpowers, yeah? All Mutants have is that potential unlocked naturally.

Its like saying people with an immunity to a disease are a different species.
>>
>alright.

Final destination time, people

>Civilians will be told to run
But
As for these guys

1- "Leave. Now."
or
2- Take them down

Five minutes, normal voting rules
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>>30027270
No, Goblin cult and Green Goblin attack soon fellow Spiderman
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>>30027313
flatscans can't into rational thought
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
2
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
2
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>>30027314
2
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027314
2
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>>30027314
1
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Rolled 17

>>30027314
1. "Leave. Now."
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>>30027314
2
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>>30027314
1
It's Christmas, we want to get back to family. Stern warning time.
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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If we let them go, why wouldn't they just come back more prepared?
>>
>voting 2

What's even the fucking point? What are you trying to accomplish? They're beaten, for gods sake.
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>>30027368
Way to waste your vote. You can only show the number for the vote not anything else.

It's Christmas. We can let them go.
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Rolled 6

>>30027314
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>>30027314
Can we capture one?

otherwise 1 generally.
beating them down won't do us anything. How will they be contained? etc...


at best SHIELD is gonna drop in and we all get fucked
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027314
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>>30027370
Yeah, we should just let these belligerent thugs go.
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Rolled 17 + 8

>>30027313
It's because they're not. The X-men were just comics trying to deal with racism without actually having to use different races.

Instead, we get the hardships of rich beautiful people that can fly.
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>>30027314
1
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>>30027368
>>30027370
Fuck off or read the archives.
>>30027397
So we can question them instead of having them leave with an idea of our capabilities?
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
2
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
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>>30027314
1
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The most important event of this universes history... and all we did was get laser punched and ask people to leave. Are you fucking kidding mt /tg/?
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>>30027313
2
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>writing
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Rolled 10

>>30027433
What are you even talking about? I've followed ALL the quest.
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>>30027433
>question them

Fucking really? With the guy who can teleport about to whisk them away?

>being this retarded
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>>30027459
We've set an example. A good one.
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>>30027433
How do you think we're going to capture five fucking mutants, one of which can teleport, one who has laser beams that could cut anything we could restrain them with, and one who can fucking teleport
Why would Peter even do that?
Stop being stupid
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>>30027459
We're trying to keep people from being afraid of supers, you shortsighted fucknugget.
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Rolled 2

>>30027459
We kicked cyclops in the face.

And we all know we totally look like Jesus to the common man now, we're badass on a higher level then what you can imagine.
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>>30027488
Well we could capture Scott by restraining his visor to his skull and handcuffing his arms behind his back.

Can't use his eye lasers if he can't get his visor off.
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>>30027470
Then you should know how to vote, shouldn't you?

>>30027485
An example of letting violent super powered individuals attack innocents in crowded downtown areas and then letting them go?
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>>30027314
2
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>>30027488
Why? They did just start attacking our friends in the middle of New York. It's like asking why we even dealt with Hobgoblin
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>>30027473
>>30027488
>grab one guy
>knock that teleporting fag out
>allow remains of group to drag his ass out while we take on of them for a few short questions and tell them to fuck off again
Letting some random supers dick around with people on the street is a terrible idea
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>>30027553
And that doesn't mean we have to keep fighting, our goal was to save Johnny and we did.
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>>30027459
Nigga we showcasing that Spiderman is a magnanimous hero of the people.
>>
Maybe we should have a "conference"

Felicia, Gwen, Pete, Sue and Johnny could have a talk about these events and try to organize their crime fighting efforts.

Also just putting it out there but, neglecting Stella doesn't seem good, maybe Pete could ask her to be his sidekick?
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>>30027580
Well too fucking bad, your bad idea lost.
>>
>alright, could you roll me fellowship, please?

>1d20+6
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>>30027580
>>knock that teleporting fag out
How.
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>>30027582
So we let superhumans that just randomly started attacking people walk around on the street?
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>>30027582
>save Johnny
>the belligerent mutants we let go come back
Wow, great idea you fucking faggot. We have no idea who they are except they have supah powahs and attack people
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Rolled 8 + 6

>>30027623
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>>30027459
What? You dont like acting like a bouncer?
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Rolled 1 + 6

>>30027623
Kay
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Rolled 1 + 6

>>30027623
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Rolled 1 + 6

>>30027623
ralling

>>30027553
He meant how
not why
>>30027580
would've voted this if I thought of it or it was put down
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Rolled 4 + 6

>>30027612

I think we can only bring in stella if we know of what she did.

>>30027623
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Rolled 3 + 6

>>30027623
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Rolled 9 + 6

>>30027623
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Rolled 16 + 6

>>30027623
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Rolled 4 + 6

>>30027623
FAIL
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Rolled 2 + 6

>>30027623
AGGGGGHHHH!!!
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Rolled 5 + 6

>>30027623
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Rolled 3 + 6

>>30027623
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>>30027641
>>30027644
Our luck just ran out.
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>>30027644
>>30027641
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ITS HAPPENING
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649

...

What.
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>>30027623
nat 1 inbound
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
well, that was unexpected
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>>30027641
>>30027644
Oh god here we go
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
Son of a fucking bitch
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
Woah.
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>30027635
>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649


I WIN AT LIFE

I HAVE TAKEN WREN'S SKILLS!
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>>30027644
>>30027649
>>30027641

wha? how? I don't even...
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Rolled 10 + 6

>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
What
the
fuck
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
AGGGHHHHHH!!!!
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>>30027641
>>30027644
FUCK
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
toppest kek
I told you fucking retards to take at least one of them out
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
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Good thing we wasted all those 20's and have no spectacular points.
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
I blame everyone who wasted our twenties earlier.
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
And people still say the dicebot isnt seeded based on post time.
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>>30027651
Well not like that.

Pete knows she's trained and has powers, he could just ask her if she wants to join his new more organized effort, and be his sidekick.
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
Well I'm out. Looks like good ideas no longer matter.
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
You just can't be friends with mutants
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>>30027722
This
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All is lost.

Also, Parker Luck, Jean probably knows who we are, luckily like with Felicia, they won't be too dickish about this later. Especially imagining the kind of dressing down Storm, Logan, the Professor, and Hank are going to give Scott over this.
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>>30027649

THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
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OH GOOD HEAVENS LOOK AT THE TIME
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>>30027722
Good, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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what the fuck can Pete say to fuck up that bad?

sixty niggers?
Dazzler sucks?
around muties guard the redheaded cuties?
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This is just complete fucking bullshit.
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Rolled 8 + 6

>>30027710
probability doesn't work like that.
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>>30027724
but who's gonna be pete's mugga. Everybody needs ONE.
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>>30027751
I don't understand how he could fuck up this bad. It strains by suspension of disbelief. Though having some consistency with results would make it better
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>>30027765
And yet this happened.
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Rolled 11 + 6

>>30027765
that's assuming it's truly random

computers are never truly random. It is entirely possible 20s can be wasted unless we knew the algorithm and seed
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>>30027751
Yes he screams
"You niggaz get the fuck out"
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>>30027763
This is fucking great. I dont know what you are talking about, shit I can't wait to read what cosgrove does for a triple 1.
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>>30027751
"Surrender now and I'll kill you slowly instead of just experimenting on you."
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Calling bullshit. RNG my fucking ass.
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
Dice Bot is fucked up tonight. We need to call this shit off and do it on a night when the dice aren't retarded as fuck.
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>>30027790
THEN STOP ROLLING WHEN ITS NOT TIME TO ROLL
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>>30027641
>>30027644
You had ONE job...
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>>30027751
>>30027784
Personally I'd rather it just be put down to the X-men being collossal dicks.
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>>30027794
Actually, it's a double 1. the third one was the fourth.

We triple 1'd the future laptops.
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>>30027784
It could be as simple as we say Leave Now, and more non xmen appear to fuck shut up at both of us.

Or we just fucked up getting people to go away.
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>>30027790
I assume it's based on post time.
Every time we see multiple rolls in a row the same they're all at the same time.
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>>30027824
And that was amazing.
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>>30027790
It's something to do with when you roll. If two people roll the same dice at the same time, they get the same result, every time.
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>Cosgrove's face when
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So. We're public enemy No. 1 now.

Great job guys. I don't know washy I stopped in.
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>>30027824
>>30027844
that was actually why I started reading the quest. Heard about such spectacular rolls I just had to investigate.
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Rolled 1 + 6

>>30027814
no.
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>>30027851

>"I shall honor you with 20% of my full power"
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>>30027851
Yeah no. This playerbase always over exaggerates shit. You are the cancer
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Rolled 13

20
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Rolled 2 + 6

>>30027822
AT LEAST I DID MY JOB
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>>30027751

This reminds me that I should hide my wife.
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>>30027871
What the
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and then the Sentinels came.....
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>>30027871
What is the probability of getting all of these crits?
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>>30027901
Exactly the same probability of getting any other number.
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>>30027884
>>30027871
Jesus Christ man, the dice are chaining combos at us.
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...

....

.....

>Say, would you like another chance at this roll? Just this once, mind you.

>1-y
>2-n
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>>30027871
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>>30027901
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I'm very sorry, everybody. I will take the only honorable action left to me.
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
n
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>>30027929
What's the catch?
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>>30027929
1
>>
>>30027929
y...yes please...
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>>30027929
1
>>
Remember when we botched looking for Dr. Strange and ended up being friends with DOOM?

I'm kinda hoping Spider Man might end up joining the Brotherhood because of this night
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
1
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Rolled 18 + 6

>>30027914
Are you sure?
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>>30027929
Sure, is there a catch?
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>>30027929
2
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>>30027945
If he says there is one - he's bullshitting because he didn't say there would be one.
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>>30027929
1
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Rolled 13 + 6

>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
2

I'M ONTO YOUR GAMES, CRIMSON.
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>>30027929
2
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>>30027929
2
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
2
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Rolled 7 + 6

>>30027929
... yes

HE SAID WITH EXTREME SUSPICION
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>>30027929
2
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>>30027929
2
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>>30027929
2
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>>30027947
>>30027968
>>30027975
Proof normal humans aren't as stupid as muties
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027944
>>30027947
>>30027968
>>30027992
>>30027975
Your votes didn't count.
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>>30027929

1
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>>30027929
2
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027951
No... no, listen. It was made grossly apparent in the previous thread that this is THE moment that people began realizing the world is going to change forever.
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>>30027929
Did reality just get rearranged by Madame Web, Anansi, and the Spider Totem.
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>>30027929
2
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>>30027929

2
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
1
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>>30028019
Yep.
To prevent
DEATH
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
2
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>>30028006
Just asking for the catch m8, my actual vote was in another post.
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>>30027929
1
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Rolled 18 + 6

>>30028006
Yes is going to win anyway, he might as well have not bothered to ask. Of course we're gonna try to grab the get out of jail free card hes dangling in our collective face.
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>>30027929
2
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>>30028019
>>30028035

Just so long as we DON'T FUCK UP THIS SECOND CHANCE.
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929
1
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>>30027929

1
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>>30027929
1
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>>30028064
This time, three 1's.
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Rolled 3

>>30028064
Load the dice
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>>30028064

Inb4 triple nat 1
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Rolled 9 + 6

>>30028064
i wont, promise

i'm lying
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>>30027929
King crimson sees 10 seconds into the future and doesn't like it.

But seriously, I dont even care if there's a catch, this is such a HUGE moment for the entire alt marvel universe that it getting fucked up THIS BADLY is worth nearly any cost.
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Either the readership for this quest EXPLODED or some of you fuckers are multi-voting.
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>>30027929


2
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5 minutes have passed
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>>30027929
1
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>>30028087
A fuck up to the quest so critical Cosgrove offers a free re-roll.
Interesting indeed. I almost want to let it ride to see what happens/
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>>30028096
the current number of voters isn't even that high m80
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>>30027929
1
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>Alright, then,

Roll me 1d20+6.
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>>30028096
Can't post the same message twice in five minutes, that's why the vote is just the number and just for five minutes. These kinds of votes do often result in high numbers of votes.
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Rolled 1 + 6

>>30028145
Why am I so great?
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Rolled 6 + 6

>>30028145
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Rolled 14 + 6

>>30027929
:D

Yeeep, no breaks on this rape train.

READY FOR CRITFAIL HELL?!
>>30028145
roll
RALLIN
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Rolled 12 + 6

>>30028145
>>
Rolled 12 + 6

>>30028145
PRAISE OBAMA
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Rolled 14 + 6

>>30028145
For spider!
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>30028145
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>>30028145
inc trip 1s
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Rolled 5 + 6

>>30028145
>30028145
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Rolled 20 + 6

>>30028145
I am an angel of redemption
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>30028145
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Rolled 3 + 6

>>30028145
Muahahaha
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Rolled 3 + 6

>>30028145
hoping for a 1
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Rolled 13 + 6

>>30028145
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>30028145
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>>30028150

Bwahhaha
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>>30028150
Nothing can describe my utter and complete hatred for you right now.
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Rolled 19 + 6

>>30028145
>>
>>30028150
Spectacular.
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>>30028150
...Can we just get another Parker Luck for a reroll?

Because the dice are broken tonight.
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>>30028150
foiled again
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Rolled 7 + 6

>>30028150
ITS HAPPENING!!!!
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Rolled 19 + 6

>>30028150
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>>30028150
Oh God. I'm crying.
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>>30028150
bretty gud :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>30028150
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Rolled 9 + 6

>>30028150
Fuck you.
No really just, fuck you.

>>30028166
If only you had arrived earlier
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>>30028150
THE DICE SAY "NO"
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>>30028150
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR FATE
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>>30028150
I love you
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Rolled 17 + 6

>>30028166
BUT I WAS TO FUCKING LATE!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>30028150
Ha.
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This is amazing.
The dice dissaprove of your shenanigans.
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>>30028150
you destroy hope with your mere touch

impressive
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>>30028150
C-Can we just take one of the other rolls?
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Rolled 13 + 6

>>30028150
Fucking loaded
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>>30028145
...I think this is an inappropriate time for dice Cosgrove.

You shouldn't leave critical moments like this to a random number generator that doesn't work.

Because it just -doesn't work- that we would flub diplomacy so horribly in this situation. There's no justification for it.
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>>30028150
But the future refused to change...
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>>30028238
Maybe next we can try punching people instead of mouthing off all the time. Maybe the dice like that more.
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>>30028150
God hates Spider-Man and Cosgrove
Prof. Xavier in league with Satan
More at 11
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>Cosgrove now realizes people only like his quests because of the rolls
:^)
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>>30028150
I REGRET NOTHING
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>>30028254
I mean can you come up with a reason for us to say something that critically fails telling these guys to go home?
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>>30028264
What?
That doesnt make any sense.
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Rolled 12 + 6

Our luck right now is gif related
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>>30028150
It was meant to be
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Rolled 2 + 6

>>30028150
He truly was great.

Terrible, yes, but great.
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>>30027641
>>30027644
>>30027649
Oh god MJ can't be in the crowd, can she?
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Rolled 19 + 6

>>30028254
Accept your fate mortal.

also rule of thumb is that rule changes have a "cooldown" before they come into effect.
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>>30028254
This. Consistent story telling is what makes a quest good. Having the world bend to hamper the characters makes it look weird.
>>30028287
>responding to b8
pls go
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Oh god guys
I'm laughing so hard, it hurts.
my throat hurts and my heart hurts and I'm afraid of waking up my neighbors
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>these rolls
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>>30028301
I expect the mind reader to nab our true name. Hopefully Stella pumps her full of metal before she can say it.
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>>30028291
>pete is about to tell them to leave when a truck runs him over
I want this outcome
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WAIT.

Maybe Peter screwed up... but we can still be saved with some creative illusion by Stella.
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So... Spider-Man's not going to be joining the X-Men any time soon, is he?
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>>30028323
And thus begins peter parker X bleach quest
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Rolled 9 + 6

>>30028286
accidentally think about something tied to our identity.
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>>30028332
No, just stop. It's over.
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>>30028337
Peter you're now a shinigami
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>>30028335
Good
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Rolled 6 + 6

>>30028352
No, we be spider-hollow
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>>30028302
I'm serious though. Rolling for diplomacy is already troublesome, since he needs to bend over backwards for us saying something to make the situation unsalvageable and no one wants that.

To be honest this whole thing was built up and escalated way too fast.
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>>30028335
Never and I hope it stays that way.
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That was my revenge for wasting the spectacular point I earned on the sandman
Bet you guys wish you had it now huh?
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>>30028352
>>30028337
It's time
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he even gave you a free second chance......

and you found a way to fuck it up


How can somebody be that good at being that awful?
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Maybe just this once Cos should just ignore the rolls and write what he wants to. This is just fucking terrible.
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>>30028323
A truck driven by this guy
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>>30028373
We got hyped up so much for this pivotal moment only for it to be snatched away not once, but TWICE.

Fuck the dice.
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>>30028381
Because the dice are bullshit and he had us roll at a bad time.
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Rolled 73

>Well, I suppose I'll be writing now, after I check one thing.

>Just, wow, though.

>>30028254
This is for how people take what you're saying, though.
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>>30028381

The dice, man...the dice.
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>>30028372
So this happens
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>>30028383
No the dice gods clearly want us to fail at this moment. We must not disobey them or else we shall face their wrath later and it shall be much much much worse
>>
It can't be THAT bad... I mean, given that he let us re-roll it's BAD, but I don't think it's THAT bad.
>>
>news crew on site
>brotherhood mutants attack
>Our pants fall down as we say "Leave. Now."
>xmen feel bad for us
>brotherhood feels bad for us
>America feels bad for us
>the world feels bad for us
>our shame unites the human and mutant world
>Parker creates world peace.
>>
>>30028399
Except that's ALSO bullshit. Because d100s are weighed high most of the time, and you have low equals better.

It doesn't fucking work Cosgrove. You should have just had us do a write-in only, and have THAT decide what we say.
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>>30028399
Just give us Bobby so we can have our amazing friends and I don't care what happens to the rest of the X-Men.
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>>30028399
Ah, so we get attacked mid-sentence then?
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Rolled 8 + 6

>>30028399
Yay~ bad things.
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>>30028399
>
yeah, sometimes that is how it goes. We may have a riot panic breaking out because PUNCHES FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION SHUNTING US THROUGH A FIVE GUYS
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>>30028444
Accept your fate
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>>30028399
Still bullshit. Not even a chance for a write in or plans for fighting if things fuck up
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>>30028399
The world is watching and we're going to choke on our own saliva.

This is the opposite of inspirational. This is going to be stupid.
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I thought JJ from HMQ was the crack bitch of crack bitches

but this.... wow just wow
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Rolled 18 + 6

>>30028444
nope, Fellowship is a stat, the personal skills of the player shouldn't influences the skills of the character.
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>>30028399
The dice just fucked us, man. I mean, we've made legitimately stupid decisions in the past, even to the point that we blamed you for one of them. That was legitimately shitty.

This? This is absolute and pure black cat's paw. We've managed to miss multiple instances of crits due to a single anon posting one too late. And another posting in slightly the wrong fashion.

Screwing up this pivotal moment over a 1 in 20 chance, twice, just