>>30045112

"Shun-chan, my boy... I need someone to take over the family dojo," Grampa says.
"Isn't Dad going to take care of that?" I ask. "I'm nowhere near the level that you have to be to actually teach other people."

Oh yeah, I forgot to say- my family runs a karate dojo that's been up since the Sengoku era... or so Grampa likes to boast. I don't think that's really possible, myself.

"As if I could leave the family business to a layabout like your father," Grampa scoffs. "No, it has to be you."
"But I'm not ready to-"
"You -are- ready... or at least you will be."
"Maybe in like five years, so I guess you just need to hold on until th-"
"I only have a few days left, boy! Don't pretend otherwise!" Grampa shouts.

And then he goes into a coughing fit. Worried, I try to run out to get him a cup of water at least, but he grabs onto my leg before I can.

>[2/?]

>>30045132

"Grampa?" I turn to look at him... and he looks deadly serious.
"I mean it, Shun-chan. It has to be YOU... and there's one way to prove that you have what it takes," Grampa says to me.
"What exactly do you mean by that?"
"There's a rite of passage... that every true successor of the Mizushima Senkouken has successfully completed. And once you do it as well, you'll be ready to take over the family business."
"Wha!? Th- then just ask Dad to do it, I'm sure that he-"

"IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT FOOL, HE HAD HIS CHANCE!" Grampa shouts just before going into another coughing fit. "Your good-for-nothing father didn't even TRY... and now the window for him has passed," he says as a single tear streams down his face. "You, my boy, you are the only one left who can."

Ugh, I guess I don't have a choice then.

"Alright, Grampa. I'll do it," I say with a long sigh.
"Excellent!" Grampa replies, a wide smile on his face. "Maybe this'll give me the drive to keep on for a few more years..."

And here comes the guilt. Now I really CAN'T back out, dammit.


>[3/?]

>>30045152
>[4/4]

"So what exactly is this test supposed to be?" I ask.
"Ah, yes. There's no way to succeed at a task when you don't even know what it is..." he says, laughing weakly. "This is an ancient tradition, passed down for a thousand years... and now it is up to you to take up the case. Are you ready?"
"I guess," I shrug.
"Very well. Who's that pretty girl you were talking to me about... the student council president?"
"Takeda Kaoru? Please don't tell me that you want me to propose to her or anything..."
"No, this is much, much harder," he laughs.

Oh God, what the hell did I get myself into?

"Shun-chan, your task... is to steal her undergarments and bring them back here. It doesn't matter how, as long as you do it," Grampa says, smiling proudly.
"...WHAT."

パンツ
ゲッター
クエスト

>>30045201
english pls

also what the hell you should be in suspended animation until later

I leave for school in a daze, trying to work out in my head how the hell I'm supposed to do this STUPID thing... and if I quit now, Grampa's probably likely to die of grief.

AAGH WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS STUPID TEST!?

And just as I'm about to start screaming incoherently, I feel a heaby hand slap me on the back.

"Good morning, my friend! It's another beautiful day in Japan, isn't it!" a deep voice says.
"Hey, Musashi..." I say, too stressed out to greet him with our usual high-five.

Robert "Musashi," age 16, just like me. Though he's pretty obviously an American, he absolutely insists that he's a pure-blooded Japanese so I just kind of gave up on arguing about it years ago.

He's my best friend, and we've gone through a lot of stuff together... maybe I cn ask him for help?


>ask your best friend to assist you on this endeavor
>go it alone, you don't want to involve him

>>30045226
>ask your best friend to assist you on this endeavor

BROS 4 LYF

>>30045226
Get your bro in on this. If you succeed, he gets to keep a memento.

>>30045226
>>ask your best friend to assist you on this endeavor

MUST HAVE BROTHERHOOD

>>30045201
ZA PANTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

and 12 captchas without real letters...

>>30045226
>ask your best friend to assist you on this endeavor


murrica stronk

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>>30045226
>ask your best friend to assist you on this endeavor
Always request the aid of FREEDOM! Even if FREEDOM thinks he is Japanese.

>ask your best friend to assist you on this endeavor

What season is it?

>writing

>>30045476
It's the springtime of youth.

>>30045508
Locker room plan still a possibility

Alright, Archelon, we get it. You're a sad and pathetic /a/ reject. Can you stop shitting up /tg/ now?

"Yeah, well... my grampa's convinced that he's on his deathbed," I say, shaking my head.
"Wha- <OH MY GOD!>" Musashi shouts at the top of his lungs. "And we were just drinking together the other day, too..."

We're both underage, you know... and when the hell did you two become drinking buddies?

"It's probably just him imagining it, but he managed to guilt me into a stupid succession test and I have no freaking idea how to deal with it," I say.
"Succession... Oh! You're going to become the master of Mizushima Senkouken after all? I would congratulate you, but there's the thing about your grandfather..."
"Yeah, but anyways, about this test-"
"You would like the help of your sworn brother? Say no more, my friend!" Musashi shouts, pointing towards the morning sun. "I, Musashi Robaato, hereby swear to assist you in any way that I can!"

>[1/?]

>>30045541
>"I, Musashi Robaato, hereby swear to assist you in any way that I can!"
...どうもありがとう Mr. ロバート?

>>30045539
>We

Those are some fine opinions, friend.

>>30045541
>"I, Musashi Robaato, hereby swear to assist you in any way that I can!"

Oh, you've done fucked up Bro.

>>30045539
What we? You are all alone. /tg/ ain't a Tyranid Hive Mind.

>>30045112
OI, archelon! Continue.

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>>30045541

"Thanks, man," I nod. "But you still haven't heard about what exactly I have to do..."
"What, is it something like making sure that you sit under a waterfall for three days straight? Or finding all seven mysteries of our highschool?" Musashi asks, his eyes starting to sparkle. It's seriously kind of creepy.
"No, it's a lot... dumber."

After slapping myself a few times to make sure I'm not dreaming up this idiocy, I turn to him.

"My grandfather wants me to, umm... bring him Takeda Kaoru's panties," I say, completely ashamed.
"Takeda... THAT Takeda?" Musashi asks as his eyes seem to almost bulge out of his head. "The student council president, Takeda? The same Takeda who hates your guts after you spilled milk on her that one time back in gradeschool?"
"The one and the same." I reply, slumping down. "I'm really screwed, aren't I..."

I'm shocked to my feet by the sound of Musashi clapping his hands as loud as he possibly can with those huge hands of his.

"My brother, now is the time to <stand up to the victory>!" he shouts. "Your grandfather only asked you to do this because he believed in you! Tell me, do you believe in your grandfather as well!?"

>[2/?]

>>30045790
>The same Takeda who hates your guts after you spilled milk on her that one time back in gradeschool?

She's totally into us.

>>30045881
Don't worry, we'll find out that she's about to marry someone else and then we'll realize we've loved her since childhood.

>>30045881
She's already a bukkake slut

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>>30045790
>[3/3]

To be honest? no, not really.

"And you were smart enough to ask me to assist!" Musashi says, a wide grin on his face. "Or have you already forgotten that I've charmed the panties off of 107 of our school's prettiest ladies?"
"How could I forget, you have all of them draped on that statue of Senju Kannon in your room like some kind of offering..." I mumble. "And you got 107 of them, but Takeda is the-"
"Yes, I know," he nods. "I have the panties of numbers 2 through 108 of the school's prettiest girls, but Takeda's alone have eluded me," he sighs as a single tear drops to the ground. "But today, my brother! Today, we shall both grasp victory! Along with Takeda's silken panties!"

Please don't say that shit out loud...


>head to class, we've skipped enough days as it is.
>head to the roof instead and plan our course of attack

>>30045949
>head to the roof instead and plan our course of attack

>>30045949
>To the roof

MANLY PICNICS.

>>30045949
>head to the roof instead and plan our course of attack
ATTACK ON PANTSU

>>30045949
>head to the roof instead and plan our course of attack
fuck school

>>30045949
>head to the roof instead and plan our course of attack

>>30045949
>head to the roof instead and plan our course of attack

>>30045949
>head to class, we've skipped enough days as it is

>Or have you already forgotten that I've charmed the panties off of 107 of our school's prettiest ladies?
He's doing gods work there.

>>30046010
>>30046009
>>30046007
>>30045974
>>30045969
>>30045968
But senpai, skipping class is wrong

>>30045949
>>head to the roof instead and plan our course of attack
You know what must be done. We must honor our Grandpa!

>>30046042
Class can go to hell! We have PLOT to uncover!

>>30046042
We need to go Attack on Pantsu, we have no time for class.

>>30045974
Sie sind das Höschen und wir sind die Jäger!

>>30046042
FUCK CLASS, WE NEED TAKEDA'S UNDERGARMENTS

What the hell, Archelon? Did Mr. Reinhold's wild ride finally end?

>writing

What if she doesn't wear panties?

>>30046169
Think of this as an intermission.
A retarded intermission.

>>30046177

Then we shave her pubes and take those back.

>>30046169
>oneshot

I wish.

>>30046195
It's far better than your other quest.

>>30046177
We take her back then.

>>30046195
Oh. Okay then.

>>30046177
We need to take the pantsu in her heart

>>30046209
>It's far better than your other quest.
Which really says something, considering he thinks this is stupid.

I do skip class every other day... but screw it. If we're going to get Takeda's panties, we need to form some kind of plan, and what's one more day of missed class going to hurt?

"Let's head to the roof," I say, turning to Musashi.
"Battle plans?" he replies, grinning madly.
"Battle plans."

Running the rest of the way to school, we take the long way up the stairs in order to avoid any of the faculty or... other people. I'm not exactly the most popular guy in school after all, and Musashi's on the shit list of pretty much every sports team thanks to his habit of joining a club and then immediately quitting after he fools around with their team managers.

But for once, having s massive lech as a best friend is going to work to my benefit!

Once we check the roof to make sure that nobody else is around who can eavesdrop on our plans, we take our positions on the top of the stairwell like the cool guys we are... and PLOT.


>any plans?

>>30046332
accidentally spill water on her
then while she changes knab her clothes and run

>>30046332
We must use the old 'spill a drink on her clothes' maneuver!

>>30046332
There are several avenues to go about this.

First: If you know where she lives, you can take them at the source.

Second, if you don't, you can maybe, MAYBE, steal them from a locker room - if there's a swim class on, this is much easier.

Third, you could honestly explain the situation to her in a calm, even manner to her.

Ahahahahah, what am I saying? This is an Archelon quest. Have the sneakier guy between you go for the locker room during swim class, and the less so one go to her place while she's at school.

>>30046332
Stalk her to her home, then break in and steal them while she's in the bath.

>>30046393
Seconded.

>>30046332
Would we be able to take them from the girls locker room?

Alternatively, we could have Musashi dump a bucket of water out of a window on her and steal them when she puts them out to dry.

Maybe we should just ask first? Say some nice things to her first so she doesn't think we're just after her underwear.

>>30046332
most of the barbarians would go for something like "knock her out, grab panties, leave" but i'd prefer something more sneaky...
pool locker?
does she even have pool lessons?
hold on, pool, pool... water! if her panties got drenched she'd have to change them and make them dry, so they'd end up somewhere vulnerable!

right?

>>30046393
This seems a strong plan.

>>30046332
Either take them from the locker room or spill milk on her.
>immediately quitting after he fools around with their team managers.
This guy is my hero.

>>30046400
>>30046393
Enjoy fighting her NEET brother to get inside

>>30046393
Let's do number 3... she might understand us, right?

>>30046393
Twin pronged attack is best attack.

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>>30046450
The NEET brother is Arch isn't he?

>>30046505
>>30046450
It's simple. We threaten to tell everyone at school about the shame her brother is bringing to the family, unless she hands over the pantsu.

>writing

>>30046332
No, all these plans are too obvious! We need to befriend this girl, join some sort of activity that she also is a part of and become her actual friend. When that stage is complete we need to hang out over at her house. Covertly learning the layout of her house while we do. Once there we use her restroom and sneak to her laundry room and take a dirty pair, then sneak back, her none the wiser. We now have a new friend and a pair of stolen panties, nothing could go wrong!

>>30046594
Study. Group.

Claim that she needs to help the less able students to pass the year, which includes us.

Hold it at a couple of houses, hers last of all. Pass the tests, get the pantsu.

>>30046594
We do not have time, our gramps is dieing, we need those pantsu now.

>>30046594
>>30046654
Why not make her our actual girlfriend, huh?

>>30046670
Why would she go for a worthless guy like us?

>>30046670
If we can do that, then it is fine.

>>30046670
Why go the hard route when we can just do it easily?

Why don't we just get a mask and assault her in an alleyway, grab the pantsu, and finish the test?

We know fucking kung-fu.

>>30046692
>>30046688
I take it you two don't watch anime

You guys are so dumb.

We need to spend years building up a reputation with her and then, after highschool, propose marriage.

After about 20 years of marriage and like 3 kids, we'll invite her into our family living room to watch a movie.

Then we strike, and snatch her panties, and laugh maniacially as we tell her that this was all just a ploy to take her undergarments.

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>>30046725
KUNG FU MASTERS

>>30046725
>20 years later
"Grandson you fuck up, I didn't want no old lady pantsu."
Then our grandfather drops dead on the spot.

"So what's the plan, boss?" Musashi asks.
"I dunno, there's tons of ways that we can go about this," I say, sighing. "And even then, I have no idea if any of them will actually, you know, WORK."
"You can't give up before you even try, man."
"Yeah, you're right..."

After a bit of brainstorming, you think you have a perfect plan!

"How about we break into her house and steal her underwear there!" you say, snapping your fingers. "Grampa never specified that they had to be the ones that she was just wearing, after all..."
"No way, not gonna work," Musashi replies as he shakes his head.
"Huh? Why not?"

"She lives in a mansion, man. I've tried sneaking in there before for a 'night visit,' but she's got attack dogs and super butlers with GUNS and all sorts of crazy shit," Musashi says. "Breaking into her house is just a quick way to get yourself killed."
"Damn, I thought that idea was perfect," I say, slumping down.
"Don't get depressed, that's why we're planning this out before we actually take action!" Musashi says as he puts both of his hands in a "double victory" pose.

Ugh, what else is there to do...

"You could always try spilling milk on her again and swiping her panties when she changes into something else," Musashi suggests.
"I dunno, she's still pissed about the last time I did that, and that was like half a decade ago."
"It still might work, though."
"Maybe..."

>[1/?]

>>30046797
>Musashi says as he puts both of his hands in a "double victory" pose
Is Musashi secretly a cumslut?

>>30046797

What else is there to do...

"Hey, do they have swim class today?" I ask.
"Uh, I think so," Musashi replies. "Why?"
"...maybe we could break into the girls' locker room while she's swimming and steal them then!"
"That's a good idea. A damned good idea..." he nods. "But that means that I'll miss out on seeing the girls in those lovely school swimsuits. And even though the old style's infinitely better, they're still pretty damned nice..."

"C'mon, you can perv our some other time," I say, smacking him in the back of the head. "This is serious, I need to get those panties."
"Yeah, I know... I guess I'll have to go without a day of lovely swimsuit beauties then, provided we even go that route."
"What, do you have any other ideas?" I ask.
"We could always just ask her for her panties," he shrugs.

And then we both burst out laughing for a good long while.


>[2/3]

>>30046943
>[3/3]

"C'mon, is that an American joke?" I ask as I wipe the tears from my eyes. "There's no way that she'd just give them to me if I asked nicely."
"Hey, there's always the element of surprise," Musashi replies. "And while she's reeling back from the shock of you asking for them, I can just sliiiiide them off..."
"It's kind of bold, but it might work."

Great, we have three plans. Time to choose one of them, I'd like to get Grampa these panties sooner rather than later.


>spill something on her
>locker room sneaking
>ask her for them outright

>>30046993
>ask her for them outright

Fortune favors the bold, right?

>>30046993
>ask her for them outright
If she refuses, we go into the locker room.

>>30046993
He sneaks into the locker room while we just go ask for them, do both

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>>30046993
>ask her for them outright
lets be REAL MEN

>>30047014
The point of the "ask for them" plan is that he's there to swipe them. It's already been confirmed that there is no way she will just give them to us.

>>30046993
>>ask her for them outright
For the sake of justice and to bring balance to the world, we demand the pantsu

>>30046993
>spill something on her

>>30046993
>locker room sneaking

the other two are just asking for a beating

>>30047015
>Ask her for them outright

Maybe she has an exhibitionism fetish

>>30047023

I need to read better, just ask for them

>>30046993
>ask her for them outright
Shock and awe!

>>30046993
>>ask her for them outright
If we fail, we can always steal them later. Albeit she will now be on her guard but that doesn't mean it will become impossible.

>>30047036
I'd rather ask for them than have her catch us trying to steal them. That way we come across as desperate for her panties in particular when she catches us later. The other way makes us seem like criminal perverts who are fine with any girls underwear.

At what point do we get our angeloid?

>>30046993
>>ask her for them outright

>locker room sneaking
Definitely

>writing

>>30047011
>>30047075
The only problem being that if he asks and she say no. Then she knows what he's after and might be extra careful from then on. It would basically up the difficulty of all future attempts.

Or she might try and blackmail the MC.
>"I'll only give them to you if you..."

"We ought to be men about this," I say as I jump to the floor. "I'm going to go and ask her for them."
"Wha- you serious?" Musashi says, looking at me like I've just grown a third eye.
"I ask for the panties, and you move in and steal them right off of me if she refuses. When she refuses."
"Whatever man... this is your game, I'm just here to help out."

With our course of action set, we do a quick high five before heading back down into the main school building. And jut our luck, its time for classes to change... we have maybe five minutes or so to ask her before the next teacher shows up!

"C'mon, let's go!" I shout.
"Running at top speed!" Musashi replies as the two of us race to our classroom.

Fortunately, both of us happen to have class with Takeda, and we know that home ec's the next class so she should be heading out in the hallway right... about...

...now.

>[1/?]

>>30047299
Idiot, you're setting her up for a tsundere arc, instead of being arrested for a crime

>>30047327
OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>30047327
Hooray, now we'll be publicity humiliated
before our peers!

>>30047299
I'm pretty much hoping for the second option. That would be fun.

>>30047327
>and you move in and steal them right off of me if she refuses.
Just realized, how is he going to be able to take them off?

>>30047410
WITH HIS HANDS

>>30047410
I object to that part of the plan

What if shes a exhibitionist and isn't wearing any


Does she pretend to be angry?

Guys..Guys...

What if we just gift her some panties, and then, just as she opens the box..we steal them back?

Technically, they became hers when she opened the gift.

>>30047507
That's actually a pretty practical plan... wow.

>>30047507
This is too practical, we need zany shenanigans..

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>>30047507
TOO LATE ANON!

>>30047327
>[2/2]

We turn the corner just as Takeda leaves the classroom, her long black hair bobbing up and down as she walks in that way that she does, just seeming completely uninterested in the world around her...

...if I'm being completely honest? I think she's totally hot. But she's also freaking CRUEL when she wants to be, so hahaha no I will never even consider asking her out.

Even though I'm about to make a much bolder request of her.

Once I confirm that Musashi's run into the classroom in order to double back behind her for our "backup plan," I wave her over.

"Takeda-san!" I call out. "Do you have a minute?"
"What do -you- want, Mizushima?" she replies, looking at me as if I was less than dirt.
"Umm..." I mumble before taking a DEEP breath to calm myself. C'mon, don't freak out. You can do this. "...I have a serious request to make of you, so please hear me out."
"If you're trying to ask me out, the answer is NO," she replies flatly.

"It- it's not about that," I say. "But, umm, my grandfather is sick and he declared it his final request that I, uh..."
"That you what?" Takeda asks, her expression softening eer so slightly.
"...that I bring him your panties."

There, I said it. Please don't let her come down on me too hard, God...

"My p-" Takeda slowly backs away as her face turns cherry-red. "You miserable little pervert, how dare you use your grandfather as an excuse to-"


>roll 1d20

Rolled 11

>>30047628
FOR GRANDPA!
BELIEVE

Rolled 3

>>30047628
rollin

>>30047628
YES

Rolled 5

>>30047628

Rolled 17

>>30047628

Rolled 18

>>30047628

>>30047643
>>30047644
>>30047652

Welp we this don't look good.

Rolled 8

>>30047628
I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO NOT GET YOUR PANTIES, TAKEDA

>>30047655
>>30047654
keke
too late

>>30047643
>inb4 -5 on social checks

Rolled 3

>>30047628
Dammit, try again.

>>30047643
>>30047644
>>30047652
gg no re

Rolled 20

>>30047668
KANEDA YOU FOOL THE PANTIES WERE NEVER YOURS

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>>30047643
>>30047644
>>30047650
FUCK!

Rolled 18

>>30047711
Really now

>>30047711
OH SHIT

Rolled 5

>>30047711
>>30047721


Stop wasting the dice god's good fortune you bastards!

Rolled 13

>>30047711
If we had rolled this before we'd have gotten the panties and the girl

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>>30047711
Odin dammit.

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As I brace for the impact of Takeda's incoming slap, I notice Musashi sneaking out of the other classroom door like a goddamned NINJA.

Thank you, my brother!

I feel the stinging impact of Takeda's hand against my face, reeling back as Musashi ducks down, reaches under Takeda's skirt, and...

"Not so fast, you American bastard!" a woman shouts as Musashi's pulled back just before he's able to get his hands on...

...oh god, they're beautiful. I must have them.

>[1/?]

>>30047753
WE CAN STILL GET THE GIRL, WE JUST NEED TO NOT BE A CREEPY STALKER PERVERT ABOUT IT

Rolled 2

>>30047628
oh boy, here we go

>>30047776
OH, WE COULD'VE HAD THOSE SHIMAPAN.
FUUUUUUUCK.

>>30047776
if she does not give them up, then we just take her bodily over to grandpa. over the shoulder or princess guard carry style! it's her panties just happen to be carrying her along with us.

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>>30047800

"I'm no American, I'm Japaneeeeeeeee-" Musashi yells as Miho-sensei, our gym teacher, bends back while lifting my large friend up, arching over until...

SLAM

Musashi's head hits the hard floor and he instantly goes limp. And before I can even all out for my fallen comrade, I find my face sandwiched between Takeda's lovely thighs

as my entire world goes sideways

and then black.


>[2/?]

>>30047919
>I find my face sandwiched between Takeda's lovely thighs
Justasplanned.jpg

Pero pero

>>30047919
at least we get a parting gift....

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>>30047919
>sandwiched between Takeda's lovely thighs
And now you must have them, the panties and the thighs

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>>30047919
I am very please with this outcome.

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>>30047919
>I find my face sandwiched between Takeda's lovely thighs
Better then expected.

>>30047919

I come to in a dark room with water-stained walls. Looking over, I see that Musashi's tied to a chair... shit, so am I!

Struggling to free myself, I end up losing my balance...

...and I'm quickly caught and righted. But who else is-

"Mizushima, I expected better of you," Miho-sensei says as she gently pats me on the head. "You always seemed like such a nice boy, though your taste in friends is definitely questionable."
"What's going on here!?" I shout. "Musashi, wake up!"
"Now, now..." Miho-sensei sighs, "...I'll untie you soon enough."

She then walks over to Musashi and punches him in the face, pretty much beating him back into consciousness.

"Damn, what the hell do you-" and then he sees who just hit him. "Hey, Miho... sorry that I didn't call you back, but uh-"
"I don't want to hear it from you," Miho-sensei says, sneering at him. "Listening to your bullshit resulted in enough heartache for me, there's no way that I'd let you smooth-talk me again."

>[3/?]

>>30046317
I'd honestly prefer it if we just stick with Monique for the remainder of PGQ, myself. He's a petty nutjob, but at least he's not fucking retarded and self-centered like Reinhold's turned out to be.

>>30048155
Back to the QTG with you.

>>30048102
Does this really have to be a one shot?

>>30048155
Not the time nor the place, good sir. This is for one-shots.

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>>30048155

>>30048102

"Wait, you and Musashi-" I say out loud.
"Yes, I am one of his conquests," Miho-sensei replies, but not before slapping Musashi across the face. "He took me to a hotel, claiming that even a Christmas cake like me was pretty... and then he ran off once he'd gotten a taste."
"Dude, seriously?" I stare at him.
"Hey, the 108 prettiest ladies at school aren't limited to just the student body," Musashi says with a weak laugh.

"And your little conquest game's come to bite you back HARD," Miho-sensei says as she pulls out a knife. "The one hundred and seven girls who you charmed have all banded together... and don't think we don't know about the Mizushima Senkouken school's succession test either, Shun-kun."

Aw shit.

"And all one hundred and eight of us have banded together to keep you from reaching your goal," Miho-sensei says as she points her knife at me. "You're going to fail at your task just like your father did, and your worthless dojo will fall to ruin."
"Wha!?" I shout. "What does my school have to do with your-"
"Kaoru-chan knows aaaaall about the details of your succession test, Shun-kun. And as the prettiest girl in town, she's known that she'd be targeted for a long time now."

Wait, seriously!? This retarded panty getting quest isn't just Grampa's delusions?


>[4/?]

>>30048331
>The one hundred and seven girls who you charmed have all banded together...

Shit, this is a whole quest by itself.

>>30048331
the pantsu mafia

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>>30048331
It's fuckin war, we will succeed.
>He took me to a hotel, claiming that even a Christmas cake like me was pretty... and then he ran off once he'd gotten a taste.
Musashi you fucked up. Cakes are always the best girl. Could we trade him for the pantsu?

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>>30048331
Jesus christ woman, calm the fuck down it's just underwear

>>30048331
Aw, shit son. We in shonen fight quest now.

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>>30048331
>[5/5]

"She was actually considering just giving them to you, but then you had to go and humiliate her the way you did..." Kaoru-sensei sighs.
"Hey, I've apologized for like that like a thousand times!" I shout. "It was an ACCIDENT!"

Seriously, who the hell holds a five-year grudge against someone just for spilling some milk?

"So you claim... but your test is going to fail," Miho-sensei says, shaking her head. "Or didn't your grandfather tell you that there's a 24-hour time limit that you have to finish this test, starting from the second that you first learned of it?"
"A time li- GOD DAMN IT GRAMPA!!" I shout.

Had me thinking that he's about to die, just for a retarded thing like this...

"So the two of you are going to sit quietly here while your time runs out..."

And as I'm cursing my fate, I see the glint of Musashi's sunglasses as he slowly rises behind Miho-sensei. How the hell did he get free of the rope?


>let him handle this, he has the advantage of cover
>try and break free of your bonds and help out!

>>30048435
So we got to beat the girl before we get the girl
and her panties
Let me guess... this was how Grandpa got with Granny?

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>>30048331
108 girls we will have to become pic related then.

>>30048466
>try and break free of your bonds and help out!
Distract her with our effort

>>30048466
>>try and break free of your bonds and help out!
We are the distraction! Plan go!

>>30048466
>Try and break free of your bonds and help out!
Even if we fail, it's a good distraction.

>>30048331
"Wait, you mean this is a real test and not just a thing my perverted grandfather is attempting to get me to do out of guilt?"

"Also, why are all the girls Robert pissed off out to get me?"

>>30048466
act as a diversion, "try" to break free

>>30048466
>Continue to rant about how insane this all is while Musashi handles this shit.

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>>30048466
>try and break free of your bonds and help out!
Be the distraction!

>>30048466
>let him handle this, he has the advantage of cover
and once he has her, THEN break out!

>>30048466
>>try and break free of your bonds and help out!

>>30048467
So Rules of Pantsu!!!!

>>30048466
>try and break free of your bonds and help out!

At least we can provide a distraction. And ask "Why do the one hundred and seven girls have a problem with me? I haven't even spilled any milk on you!"

>>30048466
>try and break free of your bonds and help out!
This will distract her at minimum. And if it goes south for him, we can help if we break free

>>30048466
>>try and break free of your bonds and help out!

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>>30048510

>writing

That time limit is some bullshit right there.

Fuck you for lying old man.

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>>30048717
We're getting those panties, nothing will stop Shun

So /tg/ What type of pantsu do you prefer?

>>30048717
This is our Birthright, nay our honor! We will get those Panties.

>>30048826
Depends on the girl

>>30048826
None at all.

>>30048826
The kind you can steal from a girl's heart.

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Musashi has the advantage of surprise, yes. But Miho-sensei was still able to do a goddamned GERMAN SUPLEX on him, and offering up a distraction can't help any.

"Wh- why are all 107 of you pissed at me to!?" you shout as you try your damnedest to get free of the ropes. "I wasn't the one who-"
"YOU are friends with HIM!" Miho-sensei shouts. "And your ultimate goal is the same... your sins are the same. All 108 of them."
"That doesn't even make sense!"
"Neither does me being stupid enough to risk-"

Miho-sensei's words are cut off by Musashi's hand reaching up from underneath her shoulder and over her mouth. She tries to struggle to get free, but his other hand's uh...

"Sorry for breaking your heart like that," Musashi whispers into her ear as he slowly moves his hand away from her mouth. "But I'm young, you know? I gotta be free... but if you're still single by the time I'm ready to settle down, then-"
"Shut the hell up!" she shouts. "You're not going to charm me like that again!"
"...and here I thought things would go easily..."

Musashi then does... SOMETHING that causes Miho's knees to buckle underneath her, and he lets her drop to the ground.

"On sowaka... zettaipantsu," Musashi says as he stretches his arms out to his sides and slowly brings them together as if in prayer...

...and hanging from his hands is a pair of lacy black panties.

"One down, 107 to go." he nods as he reaches down to retrieve Miho-sensei's knife.


>[1/?]

>>30048897
BOBBYYYYYY

>>30048897
I feel like Musashi is more worthy to take over the dojo...

>>30048897
Now Shun has to learn that technique.
Or at least come up with a similar one

>>30048897
So THATS how he gets them.

>>30048717
but wait! what if she's BSing us about the time limit?

>>30048947
Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

>>30048925
But he's not a karate master, he's patsu-fu master

Also, it's a matter of honour:
The one to take Kaoru's panties... has to be Shun!
Musashi won't be able to help on that one.

>>30048897
>[2/2]

He then walks over and quickly cuts me free, helping me up to my feet.

"Now what?" Musashi asks as he slides Miho-sensei's panties over his head as if they were a hat.
"Uh, are you seriously going to-" I stare at him.
"These are the spoils of war," he replies solemnly. "And I'm guessing that the other 107 aren't going to give up without being de-pantsued as well, so..."
"god damn it grampa," I mutter.


>race upstairs and charge through until you find Takeda
>ask Miho-sensei where she is and also pray that she doesn't attack you again.

>>30049017
Tell Musashi to finish what he started, we're going on ahead. He can catch us up, if we're still alive.

A true man forges his own path.

>>30048970
good enough for me.
>>30048897
OH SNAP! i want to learn that technique! right now! here is an idea for you Archelon. for your PGQ to have a comedy Omake session, cross over the PGQ characters into this setting. PLEASE!

>>30049017
>ask Miho-sensei where she is and also pray that she doesn't attack you again.

We have already defeated her. She must tell.

>>30049017
>ask Miho-sensei where she is and also pray that she doesn't attack you again.
but we should tie her up before, just because

you're right arch. this quest is very silly.

>>30049052
This one

>>30049017
>ask Miho-sensei where she is and also pray that she doesn't attack you again.

but for god's sake tie her up BDSM style and get her to talk.

>>30049017
>ask Miho-sensei where she is
We go directly to her, we seduce her, bang her, and claim our prize as a true spoil of conquest.

We are honor-bound to fulfill Grandpa's deathbed wish, at any cost.

>>30049066
and we love it!

>>30049017
>ask Miho-sensei where she is and also pray that she doesn't attack you again.
Tie her up before hand.

>>30049052
>forging our own path
Hell yeah
Shun will conquer Kaoru and her pantsu

>>30049017
>>ask Miho-sensei where she is and also pray that she doesn't attack you again.
Yeah, Tie her up and prepare the torture implements. Baby Oil, Lit candles for candle wax, and feathers. We need lots of feathers.
>>30049128
I knew some other questers were kinky, good thinking.

>>30049052
Awww yeah

>>30049147
>touching your bros girl
Not cool man

>>30049017
>ask Miho-sensei where she is and also pray that she doesn't attack you again.
We know we can leave the others up to our friend.

But us? We have a date with destiny.

>>30049017
>pantsu on the face
>rope trick
Musashi has hentai kmen's powers, calling it

>>30049180
Who said we had to touch her, that's what the feathers are for.

>writing

"God damn it..." you mumble as you walk over and gather the rope that you were just tied up with. "C'mon, let's tie her up."
"Huh?" Musashi stares at you. "While I may be spreading my wings for now like the great Japanese Bald Eagle, I do intend to come back to Miho-chan here and-"
"NOT LIKE THAT!" I shout. "Let's tie her up and ask her where Takeda is. I'd like to get this idiocy over as soon as I can."

I am kind of surprised to hear that he actually genuinely likes Miho-sensei, though.

"Oh," he laughs. "Hand the rope over to me, I know JUST what to do..."

And within seconds, Miho-sensei's tied up in a perfect recreation of the classic tortoiseshell knot that was mastered over a th-

AHEM.

"Alright, is she awake?" I ask.
"Lets see..." Musashi says as he nibbles on her ear and is rewarded for his efforts with a kick to the shin. "Y- yup, she's up..."

Ignoring Musashi's hopping around, I turn to Miho-sensei.

"You've already lost, so would you at least mind telling me where Takeda is? I'd like to avoid having to steal anyone else's panties today," I ask.
"Of course you'd say that," Miho-sensei replies, blushing. "Whatever, you've already beaten me and I suppose I should be grateful that the only thing you took were my game panties," she sighs. "Kaoru-chan's up on the roof with the other four prettiest girls in school. Have fun making it up there, though..."

...of course it would be the roof.

"Thanks, Sensei," I say, bowing to her. "I'll come and untie you once this is all over with."
"I'd prefer if Musashi was the one who does that," Miho-sensei replies, blushing. "Seeing as he did get my panties a second time and all..."
"Maybe I will," musashi says as he walks over to the door. "C'mon, Shun-kun! We gotra hurry up!"


>run straight to the roof
>take the back way to the top floor before heading to the stairwell

>>30049501
>>run straight to the roof
WE ARE MEN, AND CAPTCHA IS NOT LETTERS

>>30049501
>take the back way to the top floor before heading to the stairwell
Let's head right to Kaoru and settle this

>>30049501
>go out the window and climb the side of the building. or better yet, run up the side of it like that bad asses we are. they will NEVER expect that, or be able to stop us.

>>30049501
>run straight to the roof
They won't expect a frontal attack!
This is our chance, Musashi will help Shun deal with the four prettiest and then...
then Shun will 1x1 Kaoru

>run straight to the roof
前進あるのみ!

>>30049501
>>take the back way to the top floor before heading to the stairwell

>>30049501
>take the back way to the top floor before heading to the stairwell

>>30049501
>get more rope and a grappling hook and climb the school

>>30049501
>take the back way to the top floor before heading to the stairwell

Ask Musashi to cause as much noise, distraction, and trouble as he can along the more direct route, we'll sneak around and go straight for Takeda.

>>30049501
>Get a cardboard box and sneak up there metal gear style

>writing

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Cracking my knuckles, I race to the door and then past Musashi.

"So how are we gonna do this?" Musashi asks. "Back way?"
"Nope, we're heading straight for the roof," I reply. "We've wasted enough time as it is."
"Haha, that's <my brother>!" he laughs. "Alright then, let's <GO FOR BROKE>!!"

I've never even been in this part of the school before. But even so, up is up no matter where you are so that's the way we run!

Three... four... five flights of stairs we run before finally reaching a familiar part of the school. Why the hell does our school even have multiple sub-basements, that's against earthquake safety codes!

But no matter, there are only two more flights of stairs before-


>roll 1d20

Rolled 8

>>30049724
.

Rolled 11

>>30049724
AMBUSH!

Rolled 15

>>30049724
dice go.

Rolled 2

>>30049724

>>30049640

>roll 1d20
19.

Rolled 9

>>30049724

Rolled 20

>>30049724
pls

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>>30049742
>>30049744
>>30049752

Rolled 9

>>30049752
>>30049744
>>30049742
>>30049724
15 is a good roll

>>30049796
Too late, damn

Rolled 18

>>30049724
Honestly, you should do this every now and then.
Either that or keep this one pantsu setting for whenever you feel like doing something different

...we should take our underpants off and keep them in our back pocket. They may come in handy.

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Reflexively, I jump back just in time to avoid a... flying kick!?

"Damn, I missed!" a girl with a really bad tan mumbles as she spits out her gum onto the floor. "But that's not gonna save you..."

As the ganguro girl stands back up, both me and Musashi come to realize that we've been completely surrounded by... gals. They all have horrible tans and lots of gaudy, dangly jewelry, and I can also see their animal-print panties peeking from over the tops of their impossibly short skirts.

"You're gonna pay for what you did to us, Musashi!" the girl who just tried to kick me yells.
"What, for giving in to the temptation to fool around with the yariman gang?" Musashi replies. "To be honest, I'm glad that I didn't catch anything from you all..."
"You asshole!"


>fight it out (give a battle plan)
>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up

Rolled 18

>>30049956
>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up
No time to waste with these chicks

>>30049956
>>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up

>>30049956
>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up
To victory!

>>30049956
>>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up

>>30049956
>fight it out (give a battle plan)

Find their leader and de-pantsu her.
Once the commander goes down the rest will lose their will to fight.

>>30049956
>fight it out (give a battle plan)
last thing we want is for these... things... to reinforce the roof.

We shall deflect their attacks for as long as possible, Musashi depantsues them when their guard is down. Kinda like that thing in SAO where they hit the boss to stagger him and then the other deals damage I suppose

>>30049956
>fight it out
We can't just abandon our bro.
Back to back, we shall face the ganguro horde together. AS MEN!

>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up

Rolled 11

>>30049956
>>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up
I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR GAMES!

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>>30049956
>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up
We have no time for this!

Rolled 1

>>30050049
>>30050019
>>30049956
We aren't abandoning Musashi
He's coming with us, he'll help knock out the ones in front of us, then we both head up.
We'll need his help to deal with those four upstairs...
maybe he can even hold them while we solo Kaoru

>>30049956
>>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up
Take the high ground, if they pursue fight them in the narrow stairwell where they can only come two at a time and we have the advantage of height.

>>30050033
Or we outrun them and seal off the roof entrance behind us once we get there.

Rolled 15

>>30049956
>knock the ones in front of the stairs away and run up
slam and lock door behind us.

>>30050103
The Gods have spoken, Musashis sacrifice will not be in vain.

>writing

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"Let's break through the barricade they have on the stairs and force our way up," you say to Musashi. "We don't have time to waste on them."
"Yeah, I agree," Musashi replies with a nod. "And I'd rather not have to look at their bad tans any longer than I have to."

The lead Gal reels back as if she was just punched by Musashi's words.

"How dare you!" she shouts. "I'll have you know that my tan was done at th-"
"Cheap tans for cheap girls," Musashi replies derisively. "And then there's the issue of your tanlines... having them in the shape of slutty bikinis is jut a waste!"

Oh God, now he's gotten started.

"Of course the ideal is to have no tanlines at all like yours truly, but at least you could go with the sportsbra and panties type1" Musashi shouts. "And if not that, the onepiece swimsuit tanline is also acceptable..."
"WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!?" the lead Gal screams. "And of course YOU don't have any tanlines, you're fucking BLACK!"
"Ah, so that's what this is about," he nods. "You're jealous of my natural tan-"
"THAT SHIT DON'T COUNT AS A TAN!"

Aaand Musashi went and got them all riled up. God damn it...


>roll 1d20

Rolled 1

>>30050428

Rolled 17

>>30050428

Rolled 3

>>30050428
>30050428
goddamn

Rolled 13

Impressive rolling.

Rolled 13

>>30050437
Why does this not surprise me

>>30050437
God damnit Wrenloft

Rolled 11

>>30050428
Can we use one perfect pantsu point

Rolled 20

>>30050428
oh boy

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>>30050614
>>30050437

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Rolled 15

>>30050437

Rolled 9

>>30050660
well, i hope i negated a crit fail.

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I rush towards the girls on the stairs, not wanting Musashi to piss them off any more than he already has. Remembering Grampa's training, I empty my mind and let my soul fill with the infinite light of the sun...

"Mizushima Senkouken Ougi!" I shout as I jump in the air. "Taiyou Se- GAAH-"

Before I can even finish saying the name of my attack, I'm sent flying backwards by a Gal's flying kick, crashing into Musashi and sending us both flying out of the window!

"Shit!" I shout as I frantically reach for what's left of the windowframe. "Musashi, are you-"
"Right here, buddy..." Musashi replies from below me. Oh, thank GOD! He's handing on to my other hand, though he's REALLY heavy.
"J- just hang in there," I say, my voice wavering as a wave of fear hits me. "I'll swing you up, and-"
"C'mon, we both know that I'm too damned heavy for that," he sighs. "I'm only weighing you down, and it's time for me to-"

"NO!" I scream. "There's no way in hell that I'd ever-"
"Sorry, man..." Musashi says with the saddest smile I've ever seen in my life. "But the choice is out of your hands."

I'm trying my damnedest to hold on to him as tightly as I can, but Musashi, he... he lets go.

>[1/?]

>>30050791

aren't we like on the first floor? 2nd tops?

Rolled 5

>>30050791
>>30050819
Yep, he'll just go like "Good luck bro!"
and go back to the sensei

>>30050819
I think so, yes.

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>>30050791
>[2/2]

As Musashi falls to the ground, he salutes me... and all I can do is cry, I can't even look at him. Not when he's-

"MUSASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!" I scream and scream ans scream until my lungs are ragged. Why the fuck did you have to do something like that, it's only a pair of PANTIES!

No, I'm not going to let his sacrifice go to waste. I'm going to run the hell up there and get those stupid panties and beat the hell out of Grampa for getting me involved in this bullshit!

Swinging myself back into the building, I stand in the window frame and glare at the ganguro gang who just killed my best friend... and something inside me breaks.


>roll 1d20+1000

Rolled 9 + 1000

>>30050898

Rolled 18 + 1000

>>30050898

Rolled 19 + 1000

>>30050898
MANLY SPIRIT IS GO!

Rolled 10 + 1000

>>30050898

Rolled 18 + 1000

>>30050898
NO

Rolled 20 + 1000

>>30050898

Rolled 13 + 10000

>>30050898
We must obtain those panties.

Rolled 17 + 1000

>>30050898

Rolled 2 + 1000

>>30050898

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Rolled 10

>>30050933
>>30050940
>>30050926
>>30050919
>>30050913
>>30050898
Even with the 1000 bonus we still roll high...
The spirit of BANG SHISHIGAMI is with us!

best quest

Rolled 3

>>30051011
needs a sequel

>>30051011
some one save this thread!

>>30051023
needs to replace pgq

Racing towards the crowd of overly-tanned sluts, everything that Grampa drilled into my head over the tears floods my mind. Mizushima Senkouken was originally ueed for the defense of noblity, in which the user would disarm the opponent of whatever weapons they had and then hit their pressure points to ensure that they couldn't attack barehanded either...

And now, I can see it. Every weak point of these girls' clothing, the perfect places to hit them so that they'll be unable to impede me any longer. This is the "Datsui no Kiwami" that Grampa always spoke so reverently about.

Too bad it took the death of my best friend for me to achieve it.


>[1/?]

Rolled 6 + 1000

>>30051002
Would have laughed my ass of if there was a crit fail.