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"Sorry!" She apologizes to everyone she hits on her way out of the classroom. It's been a month now since college has started but she seems to be still in a hurry everytime she leaves the classroom. Every day like clockwork she would start to look at the time over and over until finally class is dismissed.

"Hmm I wonder where she has to go..." You think to yourself. Since she wasn't very social rumors have started to crop up about her.

"Staring at Aya again?" Your daze is broken as your childhood friend hits you on the shoulder. "Jeez Anon... I'm starting to get jeal-" She catches herself before she finishes.

"What did you say Nami?" You ask her to finish but she was too flustered to even look at you anymore.

"I-it's nothing..." She tries to avert her gaze and hide her red cheeks. "A-Anyways let's go back home okay?" every day you have been walking home with her because both of you are neighbors in the apartment complex you are renting.

You were just gathering your things when you noticed that Aya, in her rush, seems to have forgotten her bookbag on her desk.

[ ] Someone will take it to the lost and found. Walk home with Nami.

[ ] Take it and chase after Aya you should still be able to catch up to her. "Sorry Nami, you can go on ahead of me today.

[ ] Custom
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[x] Custom - Fuck off with this Anon-kun bullshit.
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Rolled 676

"Fuck off bitch I got pussy to slay"
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>>30205982
Seconding this
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>>30205783
go back to /a/
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C'mon OP we want our pussy slaying romance quest
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>>30205783
[] Realise you are back in Waifu Quest
And Rejoice.
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[x] No more Quest threads.
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"Sorry Nami, you can go on ahead of me today" You apologize to her.

She sounded disappointed, but at the same time she probably didn't want to seem too clingy and she goes home first. "Fine, but be home by dinner okay? I'll bring some of my dinner over to your place"

"Sure, thanks Nami" You show her your charming smile before going over to pick up Aya's bookbag and running after her.

She was faster than you thought. "Where could she be?" Aya was nowhere to be found inside the campus already.

Then, finally, you catch a glimpse of her. She has changed into casual clothes as she was running out of the bathroom. She was all made up as if she was meeting someone special. She had an excited aura about her.

"Aya!" You try and call out to her but she was too focused and she couldn't hear you. It didn't matter though, you still followed her through the crowd of people.

"Hmm... what were the rumors about her again?" You think to yourself as you try and catch up to Aya...

[1/2]
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>>30206281
The most prominent rumor was that she had an older boyfriend who she is getting money from. "Eh? is that true?!" You could still remember your classmate's talking about her.

"Yes! you know how she always runs away every after school? that's it! she is meeting her sugar daddy!"

"Wow... no wonder she always seemed distant to us... she probably thinks she is way better than us!"

You have always thought of those rumors as nothing more than your classmate's being mean to Aya out of jealousy. However, right before your eyes... everything seems to be coming true...

"Gen-sensei!" Aya smiles widely as she greets a definite older man in a suit right in front of an elementary school gate. "Sorry I'm late!"

"That's alright Aya" He puts her arms around her shoulders as he leads her inside. "Now let's go okay?"

"Sure!" You knew that you weren't going to get in there without calling out to Aya...

[ ] "Wait Aya! You forgot this"

[ ] Give it to her the next day, maybe you saw something you shouldn't have...

[ ] Custom
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>>30206310
Aye girl lemme holler at you for a second
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>>30206310
>[X] Custom
Occam's razor, its her fucking dad you idiot.
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>anon
IS IT SO HARD TO USE A NAME GEN?!
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>>30206310
>[ ] "Wait Aya! You forgot this"
also, our name is now Simon
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>>30206310
>[ ] Custom
Shrug, and dump whatever in Lost and Found.
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>>30206310
>[x] "Wait Aya! You forgot this"
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kiss Aya right then and there
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>>30206310
Throw the bag at her.
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>>30206493
this
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>>30206493
this
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JAM IT IN
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Rolled 39

>>30206493
this
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Rolled 80

>>30206493
Sounds like a winnar
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>>30206493

This pleases me.
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OP, I feel really sorry that your quest attracted so many shiteaters.

You have my utmost sympathy.
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>>30205783
>Aya
>Nami
...Seriously Op what's next, Soryu and Shiki?
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>>30206747
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>>30206747
we want the bag!
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>>30206493
this
then go acquire delicious futanari childhood friend
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Rolled 55

>>30206747
Hi OP
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>>30206771
I'd suggest that he go full Gundam and put in a delicious brown girl with the last name of Fingerhat
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>>30206310
[X] Contact the Devil. Sell soul for mad pussy like some kind of pussy warlock
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>>30206895
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>>30205783
>I-it's
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>>30206991
Monty Python's Flying Circus?
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You throw the bag at her, which hits the older man in the face. He collapses onto his back, clutching his bloody nose, and grunting incoherently in pain as Aya kneels next to him.

"What the hell is your problem?!" she screams at you. "You just hit my dad in the face, you asshole!"

[ ] "Sorry, I just wanted to give it back."

[ ] Hit her with the bag and leave

[ ] Give her the dick

[ ] Custom
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>>30206747
pretty obviously OP buttdevestated that his shit teir quest couldn't start

good, we don't need more of this shit
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>>30207167
[x] JAM IT IN
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>>30207180
>Thinks I'm OP

What's wrong anon, can't comprehend that more than one person thinks you're a faggot?
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>>30207167
[X] seduce the father
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>>30207167
[X] Unzip. "It's going in your eye or your cunt. Your choice."
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>>30207167
>[ ] Custom
Hit her with the bad then give her dad the dick while saying "sorry" over and over again.
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>>30207295
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
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>>30207284
>>30207230
>>30207209

Combine these three
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>>30207358
this
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>>30207209
>>30207230
>>30207284
You unzip your pants. "It's going in your eye or your cunt. Your choice."

Aya looks frightened for a moment until she realizes you're talking to her father, not her. Her dad blinks his eyes in confusion as he looks up at you. "What are you talking about? I don't even have... one of those!"

Aya tugs at his sleeve. "Call the cops, dad, this guy's gone crazy!"

[ ] "NO. YOUR OTHER HONOR."

[ ] Genuflect

[ ] Custom
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>>30207390
Bludgeon Aya until she can't call the cops. Jam it in his the eye.
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>>30207390
KILL THE WHORE
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>>30207390
tell her to check her privilege then this >30207416
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>>30207390
what about
[x] JAM IT IN

did you not understand?
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>>30207390
>[ ] "NO. YOUR OTHER HONOR."

BLOOD AND GLORY
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>>30207390
He made his choice! Stick it in the eye!
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>>30207438
VICTORY AT SEA!

I really hope the OP of this whines in the next /qtg/ hugbox.
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> For further information on the subject of thread derailment refer to exhibit A), in particular this thread

> Have a nice day /tg/
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>>30207438
>>30207435
"NO. YOUR OTHER HONOR."

Suddenly, he understands that his honor is being challenged. Dropping his pants, he turns his back to you and gets on all fours.

"DAD! What the fuck are you doing?!" Aya shrieks, but her cries are silenced as you hit her over the face with her bag and tell her to check her privilege as a straight cis scum. Meanwhile, her dad spreads his legs, inviting you in.

[ ] BLOOD AND THUNDER

[ ] VICTORY AT SEA

[ ] Custom
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>>30207472
I AM A RIVER TO MY PEOPLE
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>>30207485
[ ] BLOOD AND THUNDER
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>>30207485
>[X] VICTORY AT SEA

Eyegouge the chick.
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>>30207520
We have already challenged his honor. We can't leave him hanging.
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>>30207485
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
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(????`) denko-chan is that you?
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>>30207485
VICTORY AT BLOOD!

THUNDER AT SEA!

NO HOMO!
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>>30207583
This post is about a thirty-hamster present roit heah.
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Omfg this thread
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>>30207519
>>30207535
>>30207545
"BLOOD AND THUNDER!" you cry as you thrust inside him, lightning splitting the sky as a torrential downpour causes a flood across the streets. Aya's father replies with a manly "VICTORY AT SEA!", donning a spiked Viking helmet as you ravage him.

Your kin discover you as your clan's longboat crashes through the waves on the street, Aya swept away by the flood as you and your new wife are hoisted onto the longboat, to pillage and plunder in the name of the Sons of Man.

And it's about time this joke is wearing thin. GOOD END.
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>>30207614
This is about the best quest thread since Anal Prolapse Quest.
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good thread everyone, see you all next time
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>>30207653
I agree, this was the best quest
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>>30207709
I'm glad I am not the only one to think so, sent to the archive.
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Now I have to go catch up on Oglaf.

Thanks, asshats.
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>>30207843
You're welcome, MANon.
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I hearby canonize BLOOD AND THUNDER

May it be remembered and venerated along the legends of Kapown and Henderson.

May it deliver us from the depredations of the abominable weaboo.
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They'll be back.
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>>30205783
/a/ or anonkun (http://anonkun.com/) would be better for this


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