>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan Warrior.>Stats (Bardock)Power Level: 40,000,000Health: ExcellentKi: 100%>RecapYou went to speak with Androids 17 and 18, seeing how they were coping with the death of your father, who had been a close friend of theirs. They were training hard, apparently planning to challenge your father to a sparring match when he is wished back. You decided to test your new level of power, and challenged them to a match. You battled 18 first, and, after a brief but intense battle, you managed to overwhelm her and emerge victorious. You powered down, ate a senzu bean, and gave one to her. The two of you agreed to spar again in the future, and 17 challenged you to a match. Initially, you found yourself overwhelmed by his aggressive attack strategy, but ultimately managed to turn it against him, launching a vicious counterattack that forced 17 to surrender. You gave 17 a bean, and he departed for his job on Earth. You spoke with 18 a bit longer, asking her for advice on your upcoming date with Onia. She seemed to find the conversation amusing, and ultimately left you a bit more confused. You departed as she went back to training, and you went to prepare for your date.
It takes about five minutes of wandering the halls of the Martian base for you to remember that all of your things are back on Earth. So, using Instant Transmission, you teleport back to your room in Capsule Corporation. You grab a towel and head for your bathroom, taking off your armor and stepping into the shower. You wash yourself off, get out, dry yourself, and then head to your closet to grab some clothes. You take a moment to consider what to wear. You think back to what 18 told you, though that doesn't help much. "Every woman is different," she's said. Meaning, that you're going to have to go with guess work. You would probably ask your dad for advice under normal circumstances, but that isn't really an option. Besides, his advice would probably be along the lines of "Remember son, if she kicks you in the balls and shoves your head into the dirt with her boot, you're on the right track!"You glance at the clock in your room. Only a half an hour until you go to pick up Onia, what do you wear?>A. A nice shirt and jeans; nothing too fancy, but still presentable.>B. See if you have a nice dress-suit you can wear.>C. Just wear your armor.
>>30330380>A. A nice shirt and jeans; nothing too fancy, but still presentable.
>>30330380>AIts just dinner, not a formal event.
>>30330380A.Just go to a place with a large variety and amount of food. She's a Saiyan, and Saiyans love the fuck out of food.
>>30330380A trenchcoat with aviator glasses and a fedora
>>30330537>>30330489>>30330460>>30330435>>30330430You decide on a light blue dress-shirt and a pair of jeans. Removing them from the closet, you get yourself ready. You straighten your hair, get dressed, and are prepared for your date with time to spare. When the time comes, you reach out with your senses to find Onia, locating her in her room in Capsule Corp. Using Instant Transmission, you teleport just outside her door.You give it a moment, and then knock.After a few moments, the door swings open, and Onia's smiling face greets you. She's wearing a nice violet shirt and a simple matching skirt, which is really not the sort of thing she normally wears. You decide it's best not to comment on it. She looks you over and gives an approving nod."You clean up very well," she tells you, stepping into the hall and shutting the door behind her. "So, where are you taking me?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30330681>A To this nice all you can eat Chinese buffet on 7th street.
This thread is going to be so creepy
>>30330771I know, prepare your anus
>>30330681Assuming this is retroactively true "I was thinking burgers and milkshakes, there's a nice local place I haven't been to in a while that's really, really good. Alternatively we could find a nice Korean restaurant if you're feeling up for that."We have infinite funds guys, if we want to rack up a bill we can. Let's take her somewhere slightly classier than a buffet.
>>30330846buffets can be fancy
>>30330815Or, we could just IT with her to Venj (heavy gravity Dino world), catch a triceratops and cook it by hand for her. I tend to think that's overkill for a first date, but it would be the saiyan way.
>>30330880If you guys want to do that, go for it, you decide what Bardock does, not me
>>30330876How classy will this buffet be?
>>30330846eh sure why not
>>30330942>>30330932>>30330846"I was thinking burgers and milkshakes," you tell her. "There's a nice place I haven't been to in a while that's really, really good. Or, we could find a nice Korean restaurant if you'd prefer."She smiles. "Burgers sounds great."The two of you leave Capsule Corp, and walk the short distance to the restaurant. The two of you walk in, and are escorted to a comfortable booth. You're asked what you would like to drink, and the two of you order milkshakes. As the waitress walks off to get them for you, you notice a pair of very familiar looking girls, near-identical to one another, wearing dark sunglasses enter the restaurant. The two of them are escorted to a booth not far from yours.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30330846Hivemind says vote this!
>>30331140>ATo Onia"Stalking must be a lot easier when you can sense people's ki. Feel for the twins and you'll see what I mean.""So how are we going to mess with them?"
>>30331140B.Say nothing. See who Selrie and Collie are here with.
>>30331140>A Don't look now, but I bet Collie and Selri just walked in.
>>30331184>>30331246>>30331269"Stalking must be a lot easier when you can sense people's energy," you tell Onia. "Sense for the twins, and you'll get what I mean."She gives you a slightly confused look, surprised by the conversation topic. However, she takes a moment to do as you ask, and her eyes widen, then narrow, as she glances over at the two girls sitting at the nearby booth."I think I understand," she tells you."So, how are we going to mess with them?" you ask.She turns her attention back towards you and offers a mischievous grin. "That is an excellent question. We could do quite a few things with our energy, but we'd have to do it without being too obvious, and when they're distracted. Ah, speaking of which......"You turn your head and see that Selri and Collie are busy speaking to a waiter, their attention completely away from you and Onia. Looking back at your date, you see her right pointer finger glow with energy, and a small white ball of energy shoot from it, striking a bottle of ketchup in the twin's booth. The bottle explodes, splattering your sisters with ketchup. The shocked waiter struggles to apologize for whatever happened, and Onia leans back, smirking.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30331412>A One second *grin*>B When the waiter comes back with their food, blast out of his hand so it gets all over them.
>>30331412>A"Nice. So, what're you getting?""Also, when do you think Salta and Spina are going to show up? And how much worse do you think their disguises are going to be?"
>>30331466Say this.>>30331440Do this.
>>30331412Operation Troll Date is go."You keep up with it, I'll play a subtle defense if they catch whats going on and try to retaliate. So, what games have you played lately?"
>>30331440Not subtle enough.
>>30331567>>30331520>>30331512>>30331466>>30331440"Nice," you compliment."Combat training does have many uses," she tells you, smirking towards the twins."So, when you do thin my moms will start showing up?" you ask her seriously. "And how much worse do you think their disguises will be?"Onia doesn't answer, looking like she's struggling not to laugh in your face. It takes you a moment to realize that she's looking at something behind you. Turning around, you see a large, blue, lumbering creature work his way across the floor, past terrified customers who scream and flee or just look on in horror. You note with some amusement that he too is wearing sunglasses, for whatever good that does him. He works his way to a booth not far from yours or that of the twins, taking a seat on top of it, crushing it beneath his weight. He lets out a roar and waves around his tiny arms, and you see that a wad of cash is wedged between the fingers in his right hand. A terrified looking waiter cautiously approaches him on trembling legs, asking what he would like to order. He lets our a loud series of roars and growls, flinging the money at the waiter. The waiter takes a moment to look at it all, and says "Ten of everything it is!". The waiter runs off towards the kitchen as the massive creature turns his head to look at you briefly. He then turns his head to look at the twins, who you see are looking back at him. The trio nods at each other, and then go back to trying to be inconspicuous.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30331782>A"I... is Spina trying to disguise herself... as Fluffy? Or is that just Fluffy?""... so that's it. 17 hit me so hard I'm in a delusional coma. That has to be it."
>>30331782I can't fucking breathe!>pic fucking relatedseconding>>30331873
>>30331906>>30331893>>30331873"I..is Spina trying to disguise herself as Fluffy? Or is that just Fluffy?" you ask, flabbergasted.You stare at the massive creature, who turns his head towards the kitchen and sniffs repeatedly, the smells making him drool. You see no signs of a zipper, and you don't know how in the hell Spina would manage a disguise like that, anyway. You're pretty sure that's Fluffy."...so, that's it," you say. "17 hit me so hard I'm in a delusional coma. That has to be it."Onia leans over and punches you on the arm, the pain informing you that you are very much awake.You glance over towards the twins, who are watching you out of the corner of their eyes. Collie raises her hand and speaks into something, and Fluffy's head suddenly tilts to the side, as if listening to something. He briefly looks back towards you before crouching down, hiding his head behind the booth next to the one he destroyed. The top of his head still peeks out from behind it, and the rest of him is not very well hidden.Onia smirks at you. "Well, this is one interesting date.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30332149>A"I have an idea: we can go to a movie after this. They may be able to sense our ki, but they can't see in the dark.""I can teach you IT along the way."
>>30332149Weren't Fita parents telepaths? They could be controlling Fluffy.
>>30332261He's smart enough to follow instructions. It's possible the twins are using a radio.
>>30332149"...Fluffy really needs to meet other dinosaurs."Then prep her on the basic theory of IT so she can learn it faster when we finaly do teacher, mixed with questions about what she's been doing lately.
>>30332334>>30332243"I have an idea: we can go to a movie after this," you suggest. "They may be able to sense our energy, but they can't see in the dark."Onia raises an eyebrow at you. "And what, exactly, are you concerned that they'll see?" she teases. "A movie sounds great. But don't forget that you promised to teach me Instant Transmission.""I can teach you along the way," you tell her."Works for me," she replies.Your milkshakes arrive just then, and the waiter takes your orders. You order a rather large amounts of burgers and fries, and the waiter seems a bit concerned until you flash some money at him. He heads back to the kitchen, and Onia asks you a question."So, did you and Goku go fight that crazy Super Saiyan?" she asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30332508He's too strong for now.And he seems to be very insane.Both of these properties added are mortally dangerous until we can overcome one of these hurdles.
>>30332508"na he seams pretty pissed off, and a bit too strong hopefully after he calms down we can talk to him"
>>30332728>>30332682"He's too strong for now," you tell her. "Also, he seems pissed and insane. So, for now we've decided to wait."Onia seems amused. "Ah, I guess Chi Chi and I aren't the only ones who weren't prepared to fight him, then. Anyway, I heard you fought 17 and 18 today, and won. That's really impressive. I heard it took your dad forever to win, in the times he actually beat them.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30332508>A"Nah. The crazy one seemed to know Goku somehow: he kept shouting his Saiyan name, remember? So I figured I wanted to keep Goku the hell away from there, and figure out how to go about handling it.""Plus, since Vegeta's so concerned about finding other Saiyans, I figured I'd let the adults discuss how they wanted me to handle it."
>>30332781>A"He fights at his opponent's level when he spars, and against 17 and 18 dragging the fight out plays even further into their strengths. More of a workout that way, I think."
>>30332875"He fights at his opponents levels when he spars," you tell her. "And against 17 and 18, dragging the fight out plays even further into their strengths. More of a workout that way, I think."She shrugs. "I guess. 17 and 18 just don't strike me as the type of people who'd want someone to go easy on them. It's kind of like that time Chi Chi was sparring with Goku, and she told him to stop going easy on her. He threw one punch and the wind made her hit her head on a tree. She was out for like two ours, and Goku was panicking. You and I had to keep him from hurting himself, so I distracted him and you knocked him out." She chuckles. "So, we had two friends wake up with matching bumps on their heads and pissed off expressions.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30333065Too late for >>30332812, I think.
Fuck off back to /lit/ with your fucking Gatsby-tier, low effort shitposting.
>>30333081>A"Yeah, I seriously though he was gonna break my nose. But I gather dad's sparring habits aren't like that. I think part of it is he holds back unconsciously after what happened with Fita that one time, and the other is that he just enjoys sparring too much to let it end quickly.""That and he was fighting them both simultaneously last time. I only took them one at a time."Then DEVOUR.
>>30333126>Comparing this to GatsbyThat's a low-blow dude
>>30333096Ah, indeed it was. my bad.>>30333081this >>30333217>>30333126>>30333227Lol
>>30333263>>30333217"Yeah, I seriously thought he was going to break my nose," you tell her."He almost did, remember? But he was too busy being chewed out by Chi Chi for knocking her out," she reminds you.The two of you share a laugh at the memory of Goku cowering before the woman he had knocked unconscious without even touching moments before. Onia and you had spent the next hour watching in amusement as Chi Chi chased Goku all over the woods, only stopping when the two of them ran into a T-rex that tried to take a bite out of them. You all had delicious T-rex steak for lunch, it was a good day.You bring your mind back to the present. "I gather dad's sparring habits are different than that. I think he holds back unconsciously after what happened to Fita. And, on top of that, he probably enjoys sparring too much to let it end quickly. Besides, he fought them both at once last time. I fought them one at a time."Your food soon arrives, and the two of you hungrily consume everything in front of you, accidentally taking bites out of the plates a few times. The few customers who weren't frightened off by Fluffy's arrival give you mortified looks, as do some of the waiters. The two of you soon finish, each belching loudly.You take a look towards the twins, who are drinking milkshakes and not even looking at you. You then turn your attention to Fluffy. His arms flail and his tail wags eagerly as the waiters bring massive, rolling tables filled with piles of food to him. He lets out a mighty roar and begins to consume his food with a gusto even a Saiyan could respect. The waiters decide to keep their distance so as to avoid being eaten by accident.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30333481"So, any final pranks you wanna pull before we leave?"
>>30333603>>30333659"So, any final pranks you'd like to pull before we leave?" you ask.She takes a moment to think, her face soon breaking into a devilish grin. "Hand me the ketchup."You do as she says, handing her the bottle of ketchup from your booth. She takes aim, and throws it over Selri and Collie's heads, blasting it with a tiny ball of energy from her right pointer finger. The bottle explodes, covering the twins in ketchup a second time. You're about to point out that she's done this already, when you hear a loud banging. Turning your head, you see Fluffy marching over to the booth where the twins are sitting. As you watch, you see him beginning to lick the ketchup off them, resulting in the girls trying to get him to stop, and Onia laughing. The two of you get up and calmly leave the restaurant after you pay your bill. As you walk towards the nearby movie theater, you explain Instant Transmission to Onia. She masters the technique almost immediately, and the two of you teleport the rest of the way to the theatre. The two of you decide to see a comedy film, one about a detective named Ace who specializes in animals. Having just eaten, the two of you skip the snack bar and head into the theater, getting seats. You aren't very surprised to see that you were followed, but this time not be Selri and Collie. Goku and Chi Chi enter the theater, the two of them wearing actual disguises. Goku blows their cover by waving at you, resulting in Chi Chi shaking her head in exasperation. Soon, you hear a familiar rumbling, and a massive blue creature walks into the theatre, taking a seat several rows behind you, crushing a substantial amount of seats."Down in front!" somebody yells, resulting in an angry growl from Fluffy that has the terrified movie-goer fleeing from the theater.Onia shakes her head in amusement before turning to you. "At least they won't be able to spy on us as well in the dark.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30333878>AGrin at her."And what, exactly, are you concerned that they'd see?"
>>30333878Yeah, god forbid if they see them holding hands.B. Watch movie.
>>30333943this>>30333943>B Watch the movieSorry im not participating much guys. Been up all night.
>>30334016>>30334000>>30333943You grin at her. "And what exactly are you concerned that they'd see?"She winks. "You'll just have to wait and see."The two of you turn your attention to the screen, where the previews begin to play. You find yourself wondering why advertisements on television can't be this entertaining. Looking back, you see that Goku is sitting on Fluffy's head, watching the screen instead of you. You don't see Chi Chi anywhere; she probably either decided to hide herself better or decided to go home.The film starts, and Ace, disguised as a UPS man, tricks a man and takes his dog, returning it to its owner, a woman with rather large ....assets, and rather little clothing. Onia rolls her eyes at this.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30334188>BAssuming the seat next to her is empty, IT into that seat.
>>30334188arm stretch yawn and place arm around her shoulder
>>30334253You're already sitting next to her
>>30334401On her other side, smartass.
>>30334188>B. Classic yawn and stretch. Arm around her shoulder and pull her a little closer. Provided she likes it anyway.
>>30334442>>30334421>>30334401>>30334395>>30334368>>30334253You use Instant Transmission to teleport to the seat on her other side. She turns towards you and raises an eyebrow before turning back to the movie. On screen, Ace tricks his landlord then calls out to the dozens of animals living in his house. You yawn and stretch, putting an arm around Onia and pulling her a little closer.She turns her head and smirks at you. "Really?"Still, she doesn't object, and rests her head on your shoulder as the two of you watch the movie, where they are now talking about a Dolphin being stolen.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30334518>A"Not gonna lie, I'm not following it."
>>30334518>A"I really enjoy spending time with you, you know? Hell its even better than fighting and training." Smile at her
>>30334677>>30334605"Not gonna lie, I'm not following this movie," you tell her."Me neither," she admits."I really enjoy spending time with you, though, you know? Hell, it's even better than fighting and training," you tell her with a smile.She grins up at you. "I'm having fun spending time with you too." She leans up and gives you a kiss on the cheek. "This has been nice, even with the circus act following us all night.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30334763>A"You know, with IT we don't have to hang around and watch a movie we're not enjoying. We could go do something else if you'd like."
>>30334763A."I choose to believe that they came to give us entertainment and not spy on my personal life. The ketchup bomb was the best part of the meal."
>>30334818>>30334763that sounds good to me
>>30334868>>30334852>>30334818"I choose to believe that they came here to give us entertainment, not to spy on us," you tell her. "The ketchup bomb was the best part of the meal."She laughs. "It was pretty funny. And watching Fluffy terrify the waiters and get his own buffet was hilarious.""You know, we have Instant Transmission," you tell her."Yeah, so?" she asks"So, we don't have to hang out and watch a movie we aren't enjoying. We could go somewhere else, if you like," you tell her."Did you have somewhere in mind?" she asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30335061>A"Not really. Someplace quiet, maybe."
>>30335061>B.It to somewhere with a nice moonlight, lotsa stars and maybe some green and shit
>>30335160>>30335123"Not really," you tell her. "Someplace quiet, maybe."She thinks about this. "I know a good place."She smiles and places a hand on your shoulder, transporting both of you with Instant Transmission. The two of you end up on a high cliff overlooking a vast wooded area. From this spot, you have a breathtaking view of the stars and moon. It takes a moment to realize where you are. You and your friends come to this place often to look at the stars on nights you spend camping together in the woods. Onia walks over to the old log the two of you like to sit on, and you take a seat next to her.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30335368Just enjoy the view and company for a while
>>30335368>BMake sure the moon isn't full, then just relax a while.>A"This is nice."
>>30335368>A."I swear if I see a t-rex disguised as a deer I'll lose it"
>>30335445And if the moon is full, just sit on the edge of the cliff together, holding giant ape hands.
>>30335508>>30335462>>30335445>>30335411You just sit and relax, enjoying the view and the company, after making sure the moon isn't full, of course. The stars in the sky, the sounds of crickets chirping, it's a nice atmosphere."This is nice," you tell her.She nods. "It is.""But I swear if I see a T-rex disguised as a deer, I'll lose it," you add.She laughs. "That would be pretty funny."The two of you continue to sit in silence for a while, then talk, reminiscing on past events, like the time the two of you had to help Chi Chi hunt down Goku when he decided he wanted to try living amongst the T-rexes. Or the time when the four of you had tried to train wolves to fly. You also talk about experiences just the two of you shared, like when you were little and went exploring West City together, beating up a creepy guy in a van and trying to find the best pizzeria in the city. You also remember the time the two of you found a cave in the woods and decided to make it your "secret base". To this day, not even Goku or Chi Chi knew about it. As the night goes on, the two of you almost constantly have grins on your faces>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30335739such a delicate momenttry not to kiss, kiss?It really is hard to think when you can't see it unfold
>>30335739>BGive her a kiss.>A"Let me know when you want to go back, but I could just stay right here until I fall asleep."
>>30335919>>30335881>>30335854After hours of talking, the two of you fall silent, staring at one another. Your eyes meet hers, and you stare into them for several seconds. Then, you both begin leaning in towards each other, your lips meeting in a soft, sweet kiss. She slowly puts her arms around you, and you do the same to her, breaking away after some time with smiles on your faces."Let me know when you want to go back, but I could just stay right here until I fall asleep," you tell her."So could I," she agrees with a small yawn.And the two of you do exactly that, falling asleep in each other's arms.The next morning, you wake up to the sound of birds chirping, yawning as you sit up. Onia, it seems, woke up some time ago, as she is currently cooking Triceratops over an open fire."Good morning," she greets.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30335991>A"Dinosaur. Breakfast of champions.""How'd you sleep?"
>>30335991Just good? Best morning
>>30335991"Morning."Look at Triceratops"You sure that isn't Fluffy in disguise?"
>>30336033>>30336034>>30336055"Just good? Best morning," you reply.She chuckles, grinning ear to ear. "Somebody's chipper this morning. I hope you're hungry; there's a lot of Triceratops to go around, and it's pretty much a mortal sin for Saiyans to waste food.""Dinosaur; the breakfast of champions," you say as you approach her and the delicious meal. "You sure that isn't Fluffy in disguise?"She laughs. "I checked, don't worry."A few minutes later, the meal is all cooked, and the two of you dig in, eating like starving people despite the massive meal you had last night. You don't waste a single bite, each of you falling back and letting out a content belch once you are finished."That's a great way to start a day," Onia comments.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30336282>A"Yeah it is. People are probably starting to talk, if they weren't before, so maybe we should head back.""Do we... want to make this a thing?"
>>30336429"Yeah, it is," you tell her. "People are probably starting to talk, if they weren't before. Maybe we should head back."She nods, getting to her feet and putting out the fire. "Probably a good idea.""Do..do we want to make this a thing?" you ask."You mean...like, officially become a couple?" she asks. "I do, do you?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30336608>BGive her a kiss. Actions speak louder than words.
>>30336758>>30336664You get to your feet, walk over to her, wrap your arms around her, and give her a long, deep kiss. They say actions speak louder than words, and when she pulls away, laughing and grinning, you're pretty sure she got the message.The two of you head back to West City, each of you going to your respective rooms to clean up and change clothes. You take a shower, put your armor back on, and prepare to leave your room when there's a knock on your door. You open it to find your mothers standing in front of you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30336880>A"Um... good morning?"
>>30336880"Before you ask, we didn't do anything that required protection. Or our genitals."
>>30336967Noooononono. We gotta tease this shit. This is fucking gold.
>>30336880all 3?group hug
>>30337013Oh shit your right. But say it after he's done trolling.
>>30337019>>30337013>>30336967>>30336910"Um...good morning?" you greet them.Before they can say anything, you pull the three of them into a group hug. Spina grins at you, Fita smiles, and Salta gives you a suspicious look."Alright, either things went really bad or you did something you're trying to reduce the punishment for," Salta guesses."Selri, Collie, and Fluffy didn't see them doing anything bad," Spina tells her."He wouldn't be able to tell you even if he did," Salta replies.Spina's eyes flair, and she transforms into a Super Saiyan. "You take that back.""Ladies, please, calm down," Fita tells them before looking at you. "So, did you two have a good evening?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30337104>A"Well, we're a couple. So it can't have gone too badly. Dinner was fun, the movie was lame, and the high point was definitely sleeping together out under the stars.""Definitely needed that shower, though."
>>30337104"So you were the masterminds who sent the totaly-not-conspicuous spies after me. Which one of you roped Goku into this? Anything other than fighting or food is beyond his compatibilities. Loved the Fluffy bit though.
>>30337104>"So, did you two have a good evening?"It was awesome. What about you? Were you having a fun evening too, mom?
>>30337296*Capabilities, fuck me.
>>30337104>A"I'd say we did... though I forgot to bring my armor."
>>30337429>>30337363>>30337311>>30337296>>30337262"So you were the ones who sent those spies after me. Which one of you roped Goku into this?" you ask. "Anything other than fighting and food is beyond his capabilities. I loved the Fluffy bit, though."I just told Goku it was a game," Spina tells you."The whole spy thing was her idea," Fita adds."Operation 'Great Date" earns a rating of eight out of eight," Spina tells you."So, did you have a good evening?" Salta asks."I'd say we did," you reply. "I did forget to bring my armor, though. We're a couple now, dinner was fun, the movie was lame. The high point was definitely sleeping together out under the stars."Fita and Salta's eyes widen, and Salta passes out."What, he obviously meant slept literally" Spina says as Fita tries to revive Salta.You grin. Best date ever.>Any questions before we conclude?
>>30337618Q. What do you do with your players' delicious tears?
>>30337648I bathe in them; it allows me to remain youthful forever.>Any more questions?
>>30337618>out of the three, the only one who called bullshit on us was the same one who sent a goddamn T-Rex to spy on usSpina came full circle.
>>30337751Spina has her moments. That reminds me, did everyone enjoy Fluffy's appearances?>Any more questions?
>>30337820Sometime in the future, there needs to be a thread where we play as Fluffy.
>>30337820Indeed. Also, how does Fita feel about her "sister" hooking up with her stepson? And does that make Onia Bardock's aunt?
>>30337882They're not blood relatives, and Fita didn't grow up with her, so they use the term "sister" loosely.>>30337850I'll see what I can do.>Any more questions?
>>30337914Pretty much how I figured. That whole thing's screwy anyway.
>>30337936Anything from Fita's parents has a tendency to become screwy.
Next update tomorrow starting between 3:00 and 4:00 PM Eastern>Any more questions?
Wait did we fuck?
>>30337820Unfortunately I missed the thread but Som, I have to tell you, Fluffy just earned like two to three crowning moments of awesome this thread. Excellent work you brilliant bastard!
>>30338093Well even though I crashed 50 posts ago I really enjoyed it. It certainly had its funny moments and I feel like things definitely came off very romantic and sweet. One of the better threads in my opinion.Thread is archived. Upvote if you enjoyed.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan