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Intro Crap: http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P

“No brother!” You write lustfully on the page. “Even if we are just step brothers two boys sleeping together is wrong! This is even more wrong than jeans!”

“But Noah, your body is screaming for my gorilla seed. He moans lustfully while slamming his massive gorilla penis into his half brothers tight panda butt. As his multispectrum half brother twisted and squirmed under him he remembered picking him up as a baby, after the panda’s parents had died, and he knew one day he would be his. As he spilled his potent gorilla seed he leaned close. Noah felt the molten sin filling his insides as hot tears streamed down his face. The warm breath of his half brother filled his ear and he feared he was going to be beaten by his gorilla strength again. Instead his half-brother let out a moan and filled with his command ‘Call me Richardo’” You nod.

You are Risa Schrodinger, and you have just penned the greatest piece of fiction ever written. You smile as you nod sagely at the subtext, the bold use of syntax, the strong prepositions, and other such words which make you have an over inflated sense of self! You are sitting in a mock up Japanese town within a massive cave complex because some guy used a monster girl he got from a wish from a genie to steal your knickers. Honestly when we put it that way it sounds stranger than it is, but soon we may return to the slice of life shenanigans we love so dearly.

“Why did she just narrate a sort of…” Nishi, the blade starts but then stops as he narrows his eyes in deep concentration “… Gorilla on panda multi colored male rape incest story? She shot lasers at me then just sat over there and started writing. Loudly. I don’t know how to deal with this.”

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You spin around quickly and see your companions. Fuego is busy making sure each house has an effigy to him while Caede helps. Jager is sitting on a wooden chair thing which doesn’t look very comfortable sipping a soda next to Nishi, the most dangerous of all the blades, and Sin-Fin is looking at her goblin cards, gently tracing her fingers over the images. You blink a few times before suddenly struck by realization. Oh yeah, we were doing something. Something about our knickers? I mentioned it up there.

“So you are done now?” Nishi asks.

You nod as Nishi begins his story of how he and his others found the item in his grandfather’s study. Oh, what a riveting story it is. You however can’t pay attention as Jager takes another sip of the soda. You look around the iconic Japanese village for the vending machine she got it from. You could really go for a Coca-Cola, or whatever copyright avoiding drink this place has.

“..And that’s my story. Will you help?” He asks looking expectantly at you.

You glance around for a moment. Where the hell did she get that soda. “Where did you get that soda?” You ask for us.

“Nishikawa bought it for me.” Jager says.

“I want a soda. A Coke in fact.” You demand and Nishi furrows his eyebrows.

“A drink? I just explained what twisted things befell my friends and you ignored me because you wanted a drink?” He asks.

“Sin-Fin also didn’t get a drink, plus Caede and Fuego. I should point out Caede has been on her best behavior and you didn’t even sort of offer her a soda. You are a pretty rude host. Were you a member of the empire you would be publicly flogged, as such rudeness reflects poorly on the queen. Like a bloody Irishman.” You say.

He frowns before walking into one of the buildings. You hear the gentle wirr of the machine as it gets you your drink. He hands it to you and the others before sitting down. “Right, so as I was saying I-“
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The can makes a strange clicking sound as your long nails make it difficult to open the can and you grow irritated. You fire a bala and destroy the top half of the can before quickly dumping the remains of the soda into your mouth and mrflxphzqrtghsbf

You spew the vile liquid out of your mouth in a fine mist all over Nishi. “The hell is this?” You ask looking at the ruined can.

“It’s a coke. You asked for it remember?” Nishi explains wiping his face.

“Do you not like Coke?” Jager asks.

You glare at Nishi. “I like coke just fine. This is not coke. This tastes like a corn cob held me in place while it came in my mouth. It is foul.”

“Look, just forget the soda! I have to explain what-“ Nishi starts again.

“Well, I am bored of all of this. I am going to kill the boss now.” You say standing up.

Nishi stands as well and holds his arms up like he is blocking you. “As I said, the genie warped us so they are not responsible for what they are doing! You can’t do that to them!” He explains.

Your fist slams into his cheek and sends him spiraling back into a shack. The wall breaks in two and he coughs as his ribs give a delightful snapping sound. He rolls onto his stomach and coughs heavier and you see a thick trail of red fall from his lips flecked with bits of white bone. You sonido to him, grab him by his throat and slam him into the other wall. You hold him in place. “I can’t? You seem to not understand quite what is going on here. I am Risa Fucking Schrodinger. I made my tooth turn into a guitar and then it ate your guitar playing friend. I punched time in the face in order to bring back a potted plant. I am the Laughing Genocide who spits in the face of destiny and makes it beg for peace. To me, you regular human sorts are disgustingly unimportant." You hiss, several whispering voices in your own as you draw in close.
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"If Jager wasn’t here I would have already broken you into amusing shames and watched you hover between life and death until it stopped being funny, but don’t mistake my attempts at keeping my things happy for compassion. You sorts are so terribly easy to break I struggle every day to not accidentally annihilate a few of you from just breathing.”

He lets out a strange gurgling sound and weakly kicks at you, but you ignore it. “I was trying to have a nice relaxing vacation when someone stole my stuff. I came up here to get it back and have been a real trooper about not ripping a hole in the fabric of reality and sending you and your friends and this whole fucking cave into a hell you can’t possibly imagine so don’t ever, and I mean ever, tell me what to do. Especially when I am already fairly cross from having my me time so rudely interrupted.” You say holding him tighter.

“Stop her. Please.” He wheezes out and you think you feel Jager eyeing you carefully.

You drop him onto the ground and lean in close. Close enough to smell his pain. “They can’t. No one can.” You say and then leave him, another person who would try and make you do stuff.

“Risa, are you okay?” Jager asks tilting her head slightly while searching your face.

“Obviously!” You answer with a full smile, your good mood returned.. “Why wouldn’t I be? Now onward Men! Over the bodies of our English dead!” You pump your fist happily in the air as you lead the group on.

Emotional stability thy name is Risa.
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You wander through the dark cave system for a while. The thick stone walls carrying a strong echo through the cavern. You make it to the back of the cave and find yourself in a large arena. Around you the stands are filled with cheering monster girl fans. You look at the ceiling and wonder how they got all that sky in here? You ignore it as you walk up to the stage. In the center of it you see two of the monster girls going at it. One looks like a little girl with scales in strategic enough places to keep this PG-13 but the scales are small enough to warrant a good sit down with your family. The other is some kind of tentacle lashing plant monster.

Seems the teams are made up of five. The vine girl gets knocked down by the dragon and you note her petals came off in a way which would make your sister no longer speak to you except during Christmas dinner.

“Alru-tan!” an overweight man from the vine girl’s team shouts running up.

His too thin T-Shirt doesn’t cover his large belly and you can see his fat jiggle with each step. He has thick glasses and heavy acne. He is wearing grey sweatpants and he has black hair. He pulls out a handkerchief and wipes at his face as the plant girl dramatically coughs. “Hiro-kun.” She breathes. “If you use your power you may lose yourself!” She explains.

“Hmph. No one hurts my girls. I will totally revenge-“ Avenge. “-you.” He explains as the dragon girl crosses her arms.

“Humph! What can a human do to me!” She shouts dramatically.

“My mate doesn’t hurt girls but he will still defeat you!” A werewolf maybe? Calls from the fat guys side.
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As they start to fight you see Mari in the stands, keeping an eye on the kids. Ryoko is eating popcorn and- Where did she get popcorn? I want some popcorn now. Kouta is helping Zweity wave little flags while Friedhelm is looking at all the monster girl legs. There is a crowd cheer as the fat man uses some weird move to push the dragon girl over with his large belly, making the dragon thingy faint.

“Are you okay? I didn’t want to use my full power, but you were a strong opponent.” He explains offering her his hand.

“Hmph! Liar, you will still holding something back. W-well I have no complains about your strength, but that’s it! I don’t think you are really sort of cool or really handsome at all!” She says with a faint blush.

This is nothing like boxing. “1974? Ali vs Foremen? Two muscular men beating the ever loving crap out of each other. I miss the 70s.” You say. Yeah.

A catgirl jumps onto the stage carrying a lamp sitting on a small stack of women’s underwear, including yours! The lamp seems to catch Caede’s interest. She holds the mic to her mouth and shouts “We seem to have a winner! Unless another team of five comes down right now the great Hiro-snyama will get the grand prize!” She explains.

Should you form a team and jump into a tournament battle?! Or maybe you should just fire the main gun and try to kill all of them with a sneak attack. Of course he did ruin coke somehow so he may need to be punished for that.

What do you do?
[] Let him take the prize. You didn’t like those knickers much anyway
[] Form your team and go! Tournament battle!
[] Sneak attack. These people suck
[] Other, please specify
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>>30336119
>[] Form your team and go! Tournament battle!
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>>30336119
>[x] Form your team and go! Tournament battle!

always wanted to beat up a bland shounen protagonist archetype
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>>30336119
>[] Form your team and go! Tournament battle!
Jager, Us, SinFin, Sin Fin's toy, and Ryoko? That cool with everyone?
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>>30336119
...Seriously?

Why would I suggest anything if you're going to fuck around and make the character we wouldn't have voted for.

Not much point, since you don't seem to care for it being interactive.
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>>30336119
>Justice sneak attack!
Evil should pay attention for justice will strike when they least expect!
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>>30336209
I am sorry you feel that way though I am uncertain what you mean. Would remaking the thread with a different intro post be preferable?
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>>30336208
just have Great Me solo them
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>>30336119
>[] Form your team and go! Tournament battle!
Nobody nicks our knickers.

>>30336209
...don't start, dude. Please. I've had enough shitstorms for one night.
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>>30336209
who is this we you speak of?
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>>30336278
I not sure what he's complaining about. All I can think of is that the intro was long, and you do have a habit of making Schodinger considerably less stable and more of an jerk then we tend to play him. Not that we play his as stable and nice you understand.
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>>30336278
Seriously? Us being so crazy and evil that Jager, who knows our insanity well by now, thinks something is wrong with us.
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>That entire intro
HOLY SHIT

I demand drawings of Risa's disgusting magical realm.
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>>30336376
Yes. She was concerned you were upset.

Majority seem to wish to keep as is and have a tournament?

Current team: Us, Shiba, Sin-Fin, Jager, and Ryoko with another calling for a team of just THE GREAT ME?

Please decide who you would like. Team can have a maximum of 5 people. Will start on post now and include who you talk to about it at the end.
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>>30336495
I'm with the first one. I kinda want to see what Jager can do with his second form.
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>>30336495
sub out Jager for Great Me.
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>>30336495
Yeah that works.
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>>30336519
we haven't seen what Jager can do with her second form though
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>>30336495
>Current team: Us, Shiba, Sin-Fin, Jager, and Ryoko
I'd swap Ryoko for Fuego. She seems to just wanna eat popcorn and fuck around.
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>>30336511

>>30336556
Agreed, Jaegerbombs should be on the team.
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>>30336556
>>30336511
>>30336581
Her second form /can/ be used now, but it won't. Ours didn't become fully ready where we wouldn't gimp ourselves by using it until 100spxp. She's at 58. It would fuck her over permanently to use it now.
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>>30336596
Azure said she has a stable second form
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>>30336495
Switch out Ryoko for Caede.
Demonic bug girl gets to fight, and we can watch THE GREAT ME doing his magnificent cheer section!
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>>30336565
I'm surprised.Fuego doesn't have Caede on his team.

Depending on how many fucks Ryoko gives, might be a good idea to swap them.
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>>30336596
Jaeger works differently to us according to azure. She can spend spxp before hitting 100 with no consequences, unlike us. However we get no input into how it's spent, and it will only be spent when it makes sense.
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>>30336611
It can still be stable while capping her power at a lower level. Ours was "stable" before we used it the first time, but using it without buying important unlocks first makes you weaker in the long run.
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“Have we had a tournament yet?” You ask glancing up. There is a shuffling of papers. No, we have not.

“Stop right there!” You shout pointing dramatically at the catgirl.

She jumps with a strange sounding ‘nyah’ before looking where you stand. You activate your gravity and pull the mic towards you. You leap and catch it in midair before landing in a perfect crouch on the arena stage. You point towards the fat guy in the center of the arena holding his dragon little girl and then tilt your head back slightly. “You call this a tournament without inviting me and my team? The strongest in the whole of, er, wherever we are! You are just a coward hiding behind your team mates, scared to lose the little empire you have built!”

“How dare you talk to my mate like that!” The werewolf shouts. All werewolves are lesbians, what is this?

“Then why doesn’t he defend himself? He claims to have some hidden power. Is that hidden power to be impotent?” You ask and the man sets down the dragon girl who scurries off to his team with the complaint that she doesn’t really want to be on this team.

“Behold my team! Jager! The, er, I am still working on the titles!” You gesture and Jager walks over with a shake of her head.

“Sin-Fin, the nightmare, um. The first, no that would be rubbish too. Sin-Fin AKA Short-fin!” You suck at this, you really suck. Sin-fin walks over glancing around the audience as they gasp dramatically.

“Ryoko, the child of-“ You start.

“Eating popcorn!” She replies at once.
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You wiggle your fingers as if you were tapping something in mid air then nod. “Caede! Daughter of… She has like, bug parts or something.” You explain.

Caede glances at Fuego who assumes a dramatic thinking pose, then she walks over to you.

“Finally, she kept going for the fig leaf and can’t keep her hands off the forbidden fruit. Shiba!” You shout holding your arm up dramatically. When nothing happens you hold it up again and shout louder “Shiba!”

You frown as she doesn’t show. You extend your senses and lock onto her, then sonido to her location, then back because don’t ruin your show when you are calling her a lesbian rapist. “Shiba!” You shout and Shiba looks around confused.

“I don’t like fighting women and I only wield my power to protect others. Why would I fight you?” He asks turning away.

“Because, well, the cat girl. She said sort of an open challenge.” You complain pointing at her.

Her arms perform some twitching motion and a large tear shape forms on her head as she looks over some notes. “W-Well the winners usually accept, but if they don’t then the tournament challenge is over and they win.” She mumbles.

“That is a load of bollocks.” You protest.

“Well, it’s just the way the rules work, you know.” She says.

“That is how it is. I would hate to harm a woman as beautiful as you.” He says blowing a kiss but adding way too much spit to his fingers so a thin trail of drools leads from them to his fingers.

“But, but that’s stupid” You say ignoring his charms.

Wait, we could make him fight us. Just, you know, ham up the villainy. Make him ‘fight to protect’ or whatever bullshit he is spouting. Or you could just laser the fuck out of everything.

[] “You fool! I have a whole audience full of hostages! Buwahahaha!”
[] “Then I shall attack your team mates! Behold!”
[] Kick him in the boy parts, that will show him
[] Other, please specify
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>>30336973
>[] “You fool! I have a whole audience full of hostages! Buwahahaha!”
HAM! HAM! HAM!
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>>30336973
>[x] Kick him in the boy parts, that will show him

I will kick everyone in the bollock until you grow a pair big enough to accept my challege
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>>30336973
>Cero his team mates
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>>30336973
>[] “Then I shall attack your team mates! Behold!”
Behold as we LASER EVERYTHING! With our LASERFACE!
...no, really. Cero. From the face. To the everything.
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>>30336973
>Laserfish
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>>30336973
Are we released right now? If not,
>Release, he will be unable to resist fluffy tail
>Or maybe one of his minions will fail to resist
>Either way, make the tails shapeshift into horrific eldritchian monstrosity tails covered in eyes / mouths
>Start gnawing on whoever it was that touched
If it was him, then bravo! This guy experienced Death by Fluffy Tail. He should get that shit carved on his tombstone. If it was a minion, he will tournament!
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>>30336973
Say he's forced us into revealing our true nature, and then shapeshift into a dude.
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Voting closed. His team mates seem to be tvictims of your vicious villainy
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>>30336973
>[] Other, please specify
"I'm going to follow you around and loudly tell erotic man-love stories until you fite me m8."
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>>30337285
>Say he's forced us into revealing our true nature, and then shapeshift into a lovecraftian monstrosity in a top hat and a disco suit with 37 sleeves and a protuding glittery 'area'
Fixed
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“I see. Then you have left me no choice then to force your hand! Behold my power!” You shout and fire a stream of balas towards his monster girl companions.

They scream as Hiro runs towards the stream of attacks, the girls getting constantly hit by your energy blasts as fat ass moves his ass. He finally gets in the way of the balas and you strike him a few times, holding his arms up in that stopping motion which really who has that ever stopped.

“Hiro sama! You got injured to stop those attacks from hitting us!” A girl wearing bug like armor says with a thin trail of smoke rising from her hair.

No, you are looking a little cooked from that attack there bug girl. “Hmph. Of course I would protect you all. The attack didn’t even hurt.” He says as large welts form on his thin, fat lined skin. “I accept your challenge then Risa Schrodinger! I will defeat you myself!” He says with knocking knees.

“No Hiro, I will fight her! I-It’s not like I am doing it because I like you or anything, I just can’t stand her attitude before the greatest of the monsters, the dragons! The untamable great one who has infinite magic. W-Well, I mean, only, you know, sort of tamable by their destined one. Jeez, don’t make me say it stupid!” Drago says. Drako? Yeah, Drako.

She steps forward and lets out a gout of flame as Hiro falls off the edge of the arena, his team mates catching him as he gives some dramatic speech about friendship and happiness and love and the like. You look back at your team and realize you have a problem.

“Which of us thematically match?” You ask confusion scratching your chin.

“What do you mean? Just attack them and be done with it.” Jager says but you wag your finger.
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“This has to be done right, otherwise why bother?” You ask.

“Okay, I guess I can fight the main boss, that Hiro guy. But their team has dragon girl, werewolf girl, some healer girl, a fox girl, and the boss man.” You state.

“Shouldn’t jager fight the werewolf if we are working on themes?” Shiba offers.

“Or you, since lesbians are werewolves.” You explain.

“Werewolves are hairy monsters. How am I either of those things?” She asks.

“You have hair.” You say.

“Yes, but they have lots of body hair.” She explains.

“That’s what I mean.” You say.

She looks confused for a few moments then goes wide eyed. In a flash her spear slams into your chest and you let out a laugh as your organs move out of the way, actually requiring less energy than using your hollow skin stuff.

“Just die!” She commands pulling her spear back.

“Already have.” You explain.

Nice. “Yeah, she doesn’t know nails are similar to hair.” Wait, not that. But she- Do we share knowledge? Is that what is happening here? When I know dirty things you don’t and when I don’t you do. Whatever.

Who pairs with who?
Dragon
Werewolf
Fox
Healer in black
Hiro
Please decide your order of attack.
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>>30337777
I gotta say, I like Risa amping the dickishness up.

>Dragon
Great Me. They're both fire. I bet Fuego can spit fire hotter.
>Werewolf
Jager
>Fox
Shiba? She's the lesbo fox in our Short-Fin-henhouse, so to speak.
>Healer in black
SinFin
>Hiro
Risa
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>>30337777

>>30337862
this is good for me
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>>30337862
Er, your current team consists of You, Shiba, Sin-Fin, Caede, and Jager bombs. Would you like to sub GREAT ME in?
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>>30337777
>Dragon
Shiba
>Werewolf
Jager
>Fox
Caede
>Healer in black
Sinfin
>Hiro
Risa
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>>30337980
Oh. Right.

Just have Caede fight the dragon. Dragons are linked with hell. And fire. Pretty sure Lucifer was referred to as a dragon at some point in the bible.
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>Dragon
Caede
>Werewolf
Jager
>Fox
Shiba
>Healer in black
Sinfin
>Hiro
Risa

Confirm?

Y/N
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>>30338026

Well, St. George fought a dragon, and that's in christian literature if I remember correctly.

That team seems appropriately matched. Let's go with this.
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>>30338230
y
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>>30338230

Y
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>>30338230
y
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>>30338230
Y
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So what's going on here, did Hiro wish all these monstergirls into existence as part of being a harem protagonist?

Are we dealing with any oriental gods at all, or is this all genie fuckery?
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>>30338419
If so, we must solve this in the tradition manner. Point out the blatantly obvious to Hiro, then inform him that the big G is kinda a dick, so there really isn't a reason to listen to him on the monogamy thing.
I mean sure, Risa doesn't have a sex drive, but I can't imagine "Conform to societal norms" is anywhere in her advice.
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“Then the formation will go something like this. Caede can fight the dragon, because of some vague hell and fire connection. Jager can be with the wolf since, you now, mah wolfu. Sin-Fin can fight the healer in black because, I guess, they are black? I don’t know. Shiba can fight the fox while I take the leader.” You explain.

“Why do I have to fight the fox?” She asks.

“You keep trying to get into the henhouse and have your way with mah short-chicken” You explain and you can feel her glaring at you. “This is why spear women are just awful.”

You point for Caede to go out there and have her battle!


You are currently Caede. Hellknight and daughter of Beelzebub and Dominic Fuego. You stand before what seems to be a constructed false life granted by one of the al-jinn. Annoying things. You scratch your head as you consider what to do.

Risa, the sociopathic cat thing, leaves the stage and you stand in the middle of the square arena. The manifestation of some lonely nerds physical fetish roars as she flaps her wings. “I see they send the weakest to fight me, no matter. I shall tear you to pieces with my great breath.”

This is stupid.

“Go my daughter! You shall burn with the furry of an angry god dancing in the pits of hell to the inferno song of the sun exploding!” Your dad shouts waving a massive flag he somehow assembled.

“That’s really embarrassing.” You grumble, your face flushing.

What should you do?
[] Go all out. No point in wasting time here
[] Make it dramatic. Risa will maybe shut up about the whole thing.
[] Other, please specify

*Chance to talk to character directly*
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>>30338620
>[x] Go all out. No point in wasting time here

the faster its done, the faster its over.
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>>30338620
>[x] Go all out. No point in wasting time here

The longer it goes the more embarrassing it will be. End it quick, try to salvage dignity.
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>>30338665
This plus "You aren't worth killing"
I mean, sure they're annoying, but the al-jinn are the real dicks.
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>>30338620
>*Chance to talk to character directly*
Like, we can talk to Caede?

Neato. Hi Caede. I remember you got all excited about something a long time ago but I don't remember what and I'm too lazy to read the archives.

I think it might have been something about Akira? 3-eyes sounds right for it.

Yeah. So what was that about?
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>>30338620
>[] Go all out. No point in wasting time here
Hell kinght = Ruthless from what I've gathered of demons in this setting.
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>>30338620
So did you know that in an alternate timeline you wind up being the absolute ruler of hell?

Fun stuff.
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>>30338620
"Risa doesn't shut up. She just decides not to talk. and try not to get blood on your clothes, Jaeger won't shut up if do."
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>>30338620
[x] Other, please specify
Make angry fly noises
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>>30338620
So... what exactly is going on here?

Was any of the people that we encountered so far real?

What's the point of all this?
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>>30339048
>What's the point of all this?
Fun. Everyone voted to ignore the current main plot thread and fuck off to go do shenanigans and harass the local deities.
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>>30338719
Al-jinn are major dicks. The dickest.
>>30338665
>>30338709
Yeah, this is worse than the track and field day. I never want to think about the track and field day, even if I did win all the ribbons.
>>30338757
He is a prophet but not normal. Like, we can see who signs prophet’s checks but this one sort of gives an error of some kind. Which means it is something which might be able to take out that annoying old man. He used to belong to someone else though, but it is sort of fuzzy on who.
>>30338855
W-What? You’re teasing me right? Right? That’s not nice! Jerk! That would be, I could never! Jeez, I'll get mad you know.
>>30339048
Al-Jinn rewrite reality, most times for kicks. They are jerks that way and can totally destabilize the world if they wanted to. If they were real, er, sort of? They are real so long as the Al-Jinn allows the wish to exist. The guitar guy was a human who wished for his guitar power and the card guy too. Looks like a group of friends found the container and sort of went wild with it. I am surprised the wish didn’t involve more naked girls and shiny things.

You feel your skin bleed out black metal as your buzzing wings sprout from behind you. A lashing tail, thick and long grows from your tailbone and your vision swims as you begin to take in so much more than just visible light. Your bones in your arms and legs crack and splinter into thin shards of raw bone form the core of your new fingers and toes. You let out a loud buzzing sound and then leap forward, twisting and spinning around the blazing flame.

You think of the dragons still in the world and make sure to avoid getting hit. You lash out with your monsterous hands and slash away at the dragon, aiming for a fatal blow but somehow the armor which only covers her nipples and groin block it and go flying off leaving her naked. You make an irritated face as the dragon shyly covers herself.
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“The armor just goes flying off then. Worse than Asmodeus.” You say and chant out your name and a command for energy from the pit.

It flares up at once through your personal seal, the proximity of hell making casting easy. The raw acidic hellworm forms, but you have to pull back as she lets out a gout of flame. You buzz to the side as the fire goes past you, but only too late do you realize she fired another gout where you will be. You cover your face to try to protect your brain, but the fire is like the gentle licking of a particularly stupid pet.

You blink as you look over the flame and realize it is not dragonfire, just regular fire shot by a dragon proxy. You stomp up to the dragon, making angry fly noises as you do and ignore the fires bathing around you.

You give a command under your name and form your blade from smoke and ash and brimstone; filling the arena with the stench of rotten eggs; and, with little effort, stab the dragon. You twist and slice the blade through her internal organs and you see her fall down. At once the energies of the Al-jinn wash over the stadium and you see her organs reform. You give a few extra whacks, but get pulled back by the announcer. You let out another angry fly noise, but the girl signals the match over.

“If Hiro’s team can hurry and win, then I am sure he can save her!” Someone shouts.

Who the hell wishes for their lives to be like this? Seriously? Stupid Al-Jinn.
>>30338918
Did pretty well
>>30338948
Done and done

You see Jager getting ready for her fight and she smiles as you walk past. She pets your head and totally ignores the fact you are a super scary hell knight, one of the nobles of the fallen court. Why isn’t she afraid darn it?!

Looks like about to Jager shift. Last chance to say anything.
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>>30339304
Jager, Risa, sin fin

fuck kill marry?
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>>30339249
>that annoying old man
God up in heaven with all the dickass angels?
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>>30339304
>She pets your head and totally ignores the fact you are a super scary hell knight, one of the nobles of the fallen court
Who's a good Hell Knight? You are! Yes you are!
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>>30339304
So what's hell like?

Is it pretty much just Hueco Mundo only on fire?

Also for that matter what's the deal with Hueco Mundo? Is it limbo/purgatory/sheol, in which case why is it tied to Japan specifically,or is it the realm of the Chinese/Japanese Hungry Ghosts, in which case what the fuck were Cain and Eve doing there?

Oh yeah, Sin-Fin is Eve, in case you didn't know.
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>>30339304
>Why isn’t she afraid darn it?!
Because you're adowable
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>>30339048
>>30339113
Meta answer people voted to dick around away from the world ending shit for a while for a break and I wanted a place to be able to test a few things to see how they work with the fanbase. One of the "Final Fights" I have in mind so far involves you controlling a different character as you strike at different strategic points and I wanted to see how well it worked in a fun way with no real negative side effects in game.
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>>30339413
>Also for that matter what's the deal with Hueco Mundo?
Apparently, it's "The footprint of a Great Beast". So it's probably the aftereffects of Cthulu and Friends romping around the universe.
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>>30339304
Why steal Risa's favorite shirt?

Did the Al-jinn set this up for you and the rest of her merry band to pretty much fulfill the monkey's paw of the wishes they granted?
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>>30339413
Mexican ghost desert with endless night and a never ending cannibalistic Darwinian power grab competition to grow,survive, and evolve or die.

and apparently heaven is fedual japan.

in canon anyway
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>>30339356
I hate choosing just one for each but if I had to

Kill: Risa
Fuck: Eve
Marry: Jager.

If I could bring back some of her memories it would be the best. A crying face is terribly arousing.
>>30339397
Got it in one.
>>30339418
>>30339400
I am not adorable! Shut up!
>>30339413
Yeah, I know. It had something to do with the soul king making soul society. Like, you need to have a dimension attached to the real world with an equal counter weight. As for why Japan, I think christain faith is weaker there so the angels were more likely to let it slide while they ran the rest of the world.

Hell is like hell. There are not enough words in the universe to accurately describe how abnormally, insatiably, and unequivocally horrifying it is. Even for Demons.

As for Cain and Eve the Morningstar probably had something to do with it. Lucifer is almost as dicky as God. I think that's why they don't get along.
>>30339465
Most old ones don’t really care about the world. It is too tiny.
>>30339488
I did mention how dicky they are, right? Don’t think this guy was after the shirt as much as the underwear.

You bat away Jager’s hand and walk over to Fuego. You sit next to him, but not for long as he hoists you into the air with a roar of triumph. You feel your face flush as you try and bat his hands away from you. Other demons are really scared of you because of how hell knighty you are. You can summon acid worms and buzz loud enough to break people. Hollows are weird.

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You are Jager. The queen of Hueco Mundo and more affectionately known as dakka wolf. That is an awful name, no one calls you that. You just saw Caede try her best, and that always puts you in a good mood. As such you step forward onto the stage and see a naked woman with hair longer than risa’s crouching on the floor. She looks up at you and you see dichromatic eyes, like a dog.

“You attacked my mate. I will defend my pack.” She says and lifts her but in the air while staying down on all fours.

“He stole our clothes. Also, a lady shouldn’t take that sort of pose, it isn’t really isn’t proper.” You explain pulling out the combat knife.

“This is how a wolf should stand?” She replies tilting her head.

“You are people. Act like it.” You reply with a grumble.

This is going to be annoying.

[] Release
[] Don’t
[] Other, please specify

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>>30339869
Can... Can we keep the puppy? Please?
I want a not Risa pet.
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>>30339869
>[x] Release

better safe then sorry. You kinda suck at this fighting thing. No offense, sometimes the power creep just isn't on your side
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>>30339869
Salad or steak?
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>>30339821
>dat image
wtf?
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>>30339928
She does have her aide. We can keep it though.
>>30339869
Do you have you're full release yet? If so, you should probably give it a test drive on this idiot. Don't kill her though.
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>>30339979
Aizen is best troll
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>>30339869
>[] Release

Remember that time when Charolette died? Risa could have stopped that with her weird time powers. But she didn't. Because she thought it would be funny to see what happens when she doesn't fatebreak away all the bad things.

Merry Christmas!
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>>30339869
So what are your thoughts about the whole apocalypse thing going on?

Pretty sure you could manipulate Risa to do whatever you want, as long as you phrased it as a quest or mission.
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Computer suddenly restarted and is installing updates. May be slightly delayed.
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>>30339869
How does it feel working with the nofungami? Who's in charge of them at this point anyway?
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>>30339869
So how about that plant Risa carries around?

Pretty sure it's gonna become a person soon enough, you worried about competition?
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>>30339869
"What its like being the only thing in all of Hueco Mundo that thinks dirty thoughts?"
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>>30339869
Why are you the best arrancar, wolfbro?
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>>30339869
Good news, you've somehow managed to burst through Risa's psychopathy to the point where she seems to genuinely give a fuck about you.

Even is able to feel affection from physical contact.

That being said, your death would destroy her utterly.

So don't die.
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>>30339869
Extrapolating from what >>30340249 said, please die. The result would be hilarious. All that shit up til now? It was to get back that potted plant hollow. It's got like a 70% shot of turning into a little kid eventually, by the way. So you'll like that.
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>>30339869
So your backstory involves WWII and Nazis. Can you honestly say you're surprised?
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>>30339869
Sorry about the whole "turning you evil" thing.

We were in a bad place and weren't paying attention.

Also we're blatantly unqualified for our job.
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>>30339821

Kill: Risa
Fuck: Eve EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! knew it
Marry: Jager.

so whats with you and Fuego? what do Hollows seam like to you?
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>>30339869
Butt stuff
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>>30339928
People aren't pets.
>>30339999
I'd rather not test out my power on someone when it might kill them.
>>30340172
More the merrier.
>>30339947
I like both, but steak is better.
>>30340060
It all feels a lot bigger than me. She might do what I say, but I don't want to abuse that ability. I just want her to be okay and I am willing to do immoral things if it means protecting her.
>>30340050
I still don't get what a fatebreaker is, but I am sure she had a good reason.
>>30340117
Not as bad as I thought. The shinigami have a sort of council.
>>30340249
>>30340244
Well, thanks I guess?
>>30340316
I would rather not die.
>>30340435
I don't want to talk about it.
>>30340516
Hey, it's okay. Everything worked out and I am sure you tried your best.
>>30340244
I don't think dirty thoughts! I don't even know what you are talking about.

Your cheeks burn at the idea and you grab onto your arm and look to the side for a moment, trying to get your body to cool down. You barely react in time to avoid the wolf woman’s ferocious attack. You skid to the side as you ready your knife.

“See? Because you all were talking about those things I was distracted.” You say trying to get a hold of the conversation again.
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You take your stance and release your knife, the heavy armor surrounding you at once and giving you a nice, reassuring weight to your body. You take a solid stance as the wolf woman leaps towards you, her face still beautiful despite the fact she is trying to bite and gnash. Sadly it doesn’t matter as your armor opens up several small holes and starts firing your spikes.

For every two you rapidly fire towards the wolf woman, you send four high into the air. She is too busy working on avoiding your frontal assault to notice your aerial one. Unfortunately for you she manages to get a hold of your attack pattern quickly, her ling nails gouging deeply into the thick armor which keeps you safe. You sonido away, but she keeps lunging at you, trying to get closer and closer. Small chunks of your armor break off as you continue to escape the wolf woman’s assault, but you start to feel the familiar stickiness of blood as he claws start to cut into you just barely.

You keep a good mental count as you try to shoot at her, your aerial spikes finally stopped as you have to now focus on defense. You manage to sonido to the center of the ring and seem to trip, the wolf woman taking the chance to leap on your body.

At least she tries to as a spike you fired goes through her thigh and nails her to the stone ground. You let out a sigh of relief and regret as the woman howls in pain. You consult your mental map, doing what you can to remember where you placed the spikes and choose what you think is a good spot. The spikes fall to the ground and you see blood fly as the woman covers up to protect her organs. Werewolves regenerate right?

After a few moments you see the spikes get thrown off and the woman stands, her body covered in quickly healing holes. “Very well! I will show you my true strength!” She shouts.
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“Why would you shout that? Now I will just have to attack you.” You say as the woman lets out a huge swell of energy. You fire a pair of vampire spikes into the woman and siphon off her energy. It isn’t exceptionally difficult, though there is a lot of it. After a while the werewolf woman falls to the ground and lets out a sigh of exhaustion.

As you are declared the winner you walk over to the wolf girl and lift her up. “I didn’t take too much did I?” But even as you ask her eyes flutter open and she looks at you.

“You okay?” You ask looking at her. “I am sorry about that, but you were not giving me a lot of options. Can you walk?” You ask and the woman looks down then up.

“You have bested me. Should your alpha best mine then I shall be yours.” She explains.

Wh-what? “That’s, well, that’s okay. I mean, since you are a girl and girls can't really, you know.” You reply.

“It shall be okay. They can. I am considered the most competent of all my family with other women.” She explains.

The woman leaves as you blink confusedly at the departing form. These people are really, really weird. People aren’t like this in the real world, why are they like this? Is it the al-jinn thing? Is that it?

Last chance to ask her something before a shift.
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>>30340926
Fatebreaker was Risa's ability to literally rewrite reality in her favour. A fatal strike become an easily dodged attack, a badly aimed shot suddenly hit the enemy perfectly, with fatebreaker nothing could fight against us.
And Risa gave it up to save you from her own mistake.

Also the wolf isn't people! She's a thing made by a genie to fulfil some guys fantasies.
Also people can totally be pets. I even know a person pet!
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>>30340991
Whats your favourite food? Colour? Type of clothing? TV show? Band?
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>>30340991
Werewolves are lesbians. Risa wasn't just being crazy. Also fetish genie or something. Yeah.

Just roll with it.
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>>30340991
awesome! you get a cumdumpster! or would it scissor slave?

anyhoo! just make sure to lock the door and put a do not disturb sign up.
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This quest is weird, even for Hollow Quest.
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>>30340991

What's your angle for staying with Risa?
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>>30341084
This thread*
dammit
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>>30341068
>cumdumpster
>scissor slave
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Hollow Quest Power Structure:
1. Go crazy
2. Eat everything
3. Go so crazy, you wrap around and start making sense
4. Real Ultimate Power
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>>30340991
so, whats with the water park? in the afterlife desert
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>>30340991
Risa really isn't worth the amount of devotion you give her.

She'd gladly say so herself if you brought it up.
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>>30341177
that's the joke
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>>30340991
There's nothing to understand. This is a world where things like the Rape Sloths, Plot Rocks, and chairs made of orgasm are allowed to be things. Fetish genies who turn women into 10% furry bisexual switches can't be the most shocking thing around.

You are now imagining yourself drifting off to sleep amidst Risa's reality-warpingly fluffy tails, which feel like a lullaby against your skin and smell faintly like relaxation as she says things to you that she cannot possibly comprehend but that you want her to keep saying anyway.
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>>30340991
So what do you want out of life beyond being Risa's friend?

Like do you have any plans, or are you just going with the flow?
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>>30340991
Though she'd never really ask, Risa actually would like feedback from you on what she's doing.

Sometimes she gets confused and needs to be pointed in the right direction.
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>>30341496
...Well honestly she's always confused, is even worse at having goals than you are, and tends to just do what people tell her.

Eventually.
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>>30341666
Or sometimes she doesn't. You know. Kind of like an actual cat, except massively powerful and slightly ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
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>>30341702
Actually yeah.

To be honest, the animal associationreally works for you and her, though you're more a dog than a wolf.

Like a Siberian Husky.
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>>30341734
Well, granted Jagerbombs is a little more like a wolfdog, like a Sarloos. They're fun to live with, they're loyal, they're slow to attack and generally well-behaved, but they can be absolutely vicious when called for. And they're fucking smart, too.
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>>30340996
Well I am not into people pets. That was sweet of her.
>>30341048
Ice cream, but Sin-Fin gets weird whenever I eat it so I can't do it too often. Green. Comfortable tops maybe. I don't watch TV. I don't listen to music enough to know the band names.
>>30341062
A fetish genie? That can't be real. Please don't let that be real
>>30341068
That's. What? I-I don't know what that means.
>>30341097
She is my best friend.
>>30341205
It was nice and gave the other hollows something to do. Hollows love water parks. Imagine if you would, in a dog eat dog world of endless desert night you could either risk your life to get killed or go to the human world to make life horrible. Then suddenly you get the option of Water Park.
>>30341207
Of course she is worth it. She may not see if, but I know she is.
>>30341396
I like what I've made for myself for now. I do other things you know.
>>30341239
She doesn't really share her tails, but that would be nice.
>>30341496
I try to help guide her, but sometimes I just go with what she wants because cutting loose every once in a while is the best way to live.

You walk back to the side of the arena and tap Sin-Fin on the shoulder. The thin woman doesn’t acknowledge your presence, though she does sway dangerously, not having any particular energy on her own. You sit down next to Risa and smile as your friend excitedly chatters to herself and you about how you had dakka, but now you need to make your dakka choppy, or something.

Just the way it should be.

You are Quesufre Sin-Fin. You walk towards the arena and step onto the stage. Before you stand a little girl, shards of silver feather like daggers stick out of her body and massive bloody wounds pour viscous liquid life onto the arena floor. “This is your fault. You did this to me.” She accuses.
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You nod once and step forward, another tiny agony your heart felt fit to remind you about. That’s okay. You deserve to be hurt like that. It’s okay. You stand before the woman in black as she pushes her sunglasses up further onto her face. “Oh, innocent woman. I do not seek your bloody and dark death! Walk away now so I will not sing my fangs deep into your soul and drink your innocence away! Let the love my darling gave me be the only food I require for this undying self!” She shouts and puts her hand to her forehead dramatically.

“Vampire.” You say quietly.

“How did you know? Yes, I am Anya Daywalker, she who-“ She starts.

“Vampires. Remember them? Remember all the things you did to them? For them? Through them?” A hissing voice calls from behind you. It’s always behind you.

You look down then you clench your fist slightly, remembering your friends who would want you to be free. “Made me.” You say softly.

“What?” It asks from the other side. Closer now.

“You made me.” You say again, but even as you whimper the words they lose their power.

“I see. I see, I see, I see. I made you do it did I? Did I also make you do that?” It asks and before you stands your husband. His eyes pleading, begging. Trying to remind you of your love. Of all the happiness you had. “Did I make you rip his heart out? Or what of the others? What of the weeping child? What of the moon bringer? What of the doctor you slew? What of they who tried to save you? Remember all of them Sin-Fin? Remember what you did?!” It demands, the images of all those you have hurt flashing before you over and over, the old agonies becoming fresh on your old heart.
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“I didn’t mean-“ You start but the hissing laughter stops you.

“Again you do this Sin-Fin. You try to be happy, and then blame old me. I who have stuck with you for so long. I who never judged you for your many bad deeds. I who would never abandon you. But if you wish me gone then.” It lets that thought trail off.

“Please don’t.” You say, your voice trembling.

“Beg me properly. Like I taught you.” It commands.

“I was wrong. I am bad. I am bad. I am so sorry. I am not worth your attention. Please don’t leave me. You are good. You are good. I took the fruit. I killed all those people. You just stuck with me. I am not worth anything. I am trash without you. Please don’t go.” You say.

“Good girl.” It hisses back before fading.

“-For my enemy, worry not! I shall not drain another innocent! Just surrender.” She says happily, her thick garments gone and some leather strips of an outfit replacing it.

“I am not innocent.” You say simply.

“What did you say?” She asks tilting her head.

“I am bad.” You say and lift your hand ready for combat.

What do you do?
[] Release
[] Full release
[] Fight as is
[] Other, please specify

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>>30341986
>Fight as is

Maybe she can punish you for your misdeeds.
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>>30341986
>Fight as is
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>>30341986
>[x]full release
remember sin-fin your current group of risa and jager and co actually care about your well being and everyone deserves happiness.
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>>30341986
...So why haven't you killed yourself yet? There seem to be loads of ways to annihilate your very essence.
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>>30341986
That's the Snake isn't it?

Your memory of Lucifer Morningstar as he once was?
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>>30341986
>[] Fight as is
Healers probably have lots of wounds to pop. Spam the remembery thing. She'll probably run out of go before you.
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>>30341986
>[x] Release
to never again see the sun rise
to never gaze on upon your own reflection

end her suffering, quickly. You owe her that much.


and what would you say is the biggest difference between Risa and Puppet Risa?
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>>30341986
Why do you go for the deathblow so often, when you're more than powerful enough to not require it?

Are you so resigned to your self-induced punishment that you can't restrain yourself from causing unnecessary suffering, even though it'll come back to haunt you?
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>>30341986
When you brought back that captain you killed with the shadow powers, he seemed... to still be pretty nice. He complimented Shiba, and reminded her of her promise to help you.

Does that happen often?
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hey look! Puppies!
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>>30341986
Risa is seriously crazy suggestible.

If you want any promises fulfilled you can seriously just straight up ask her to do them.
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You know Akira, that weird prophet kid?

He said that at the end of everything, there will be a punchline.

Wanna bet who it's on?
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>>30341986
so what is it with you and ice cream?

and what kind of apple was it? Gala? Honeycrisp? Red Delicious? Macintosh? Granny Smith? Fuji? Arkansas Black? Pacific Rose? Golden Delicious? or was it a date?

finally Hollow Rider
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>>30341986
Why is Hueco Mundo and Hollows still things even though the Soul King is dead?
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>>30342300
and why is EVE a hollow at all?
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>>30342031
I'm not allowed.
>>30342050
The snake is the snake.
>>30342068
One is big and cold... the other isn't. Big risa smells better.
>>30342091
I deserve it
>>30342165
He is nice in front of shiba because he likes shiba. He had grandchildren.
>>30342186
Those are... puppies.
>>30342203
She will do what she will do.
>>30342284
I don't know.
>>30342294
It was blue and on a tree made of every color.
>>30342300
A stretched sock will stay... stretched
>>30342341
The snake... hurt me.

You do not release, opting to instead fight them in a basic form. You pull out your katana slowly, the longer blade sitting comfortably in your hands as the woman sighs. “I thought I might spare you. But behold! The power of she who defies the sun!” She cries.

She vanishes into her own shadow as her side gasps. “The self-shadow step! I thought it a legend!”
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A long nailed, thin fingered hand grabs onto your head from behind and slams your face forward. Your face collides with the stone arena causing slivers of rock to stab into your eyes while thick red blood drips out from the head wound. You slowly stand, your eyes slowly trying to get back to their shape, but a strong kick to your rips sends a jolt of pain through you.

You do not react as you go toppling end over end across the arena, landing with a soft stop near the edge. The woman traces her finger across the blood on the floor as you slowly return to getting up, sharp physical pain echoing through your ribs.

“No! Anya Nee-chan! If you drink blood you will go into the dark blood queen empress white lust mode!” you hear the fox call out.

“Oh! Such a close call! Indeed if I fall into that demonic trance, perhaps even my darling would not stop me! He who showed me the joy of healing and protecting others!” She says.

You manage to get your weight under your as you make a light job towards the vampire. You infuse your sword with Cero energy and leave a thin black energy trail in your wake. You stop and plant your feet before swinging with all your might.

A cruel backhand sends you across the floor. You hit your head on a tile, crashing into the spikes left by Jager, and feel the world is slightly more zesty than you remember. You blink in an attempt to get rid of the start circling your eyes. You look forward as the woman sighs heavily. “Honestly, I would feel bad if this were to go on. Even if you claim to be a bad guy I just can’t do there where my darling can see me.”

“Anya-tan moe.” The human calls from the side.
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“To say something so sweet! Surrender so I can go over and give my darling a big reward.” She says and you shake your head. “Seriously. I have fought heroes from across the ages. Of course none of them have been so close to destroying me as my hubby was, but still! You are young, I am certain you will pick yourself back up from this! Don’t waste your life.”

“I am not… young. I am old. Older than… anyone.” You explain pushing yourself up. You lift your right hand and point your index finger at the vampire. Your ring finger and pinky are twisted in strange directions and if you were not constantly suffering it might make a difference. But it doesn’t. You accept the pain. You deserve to hurt.

Because nothing you ever do will come even close to being what you deserve. “Remember.” You command and send out the go juice. The woman’s body explodes into chunks and ribbons of flesh.

You stand as everyone gasps, but you don’t move. You can still smell her. Her body shifts into bloody globs and starts to reshape. Forming itself back together.

“You shouldn’t have done that! Anya-nee chan will-“ The fox starts but you don’t care.

“Remember.” You command again and once more the body explodes. “Vampires regeneration takes… lots of blood. Without blood they die. Redie.” You explain walking over slowly.

“Remember.” You say again, the chunks exploding out, not reforming quite as fast this time, but still.

“Remember.” You command once more. And more. And more. Over two dozen times you command it until finally none of the chunks move.
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You stand around the broken mess and are about to move back with you fill a withered hand on your face. Anya pulls herself out of your shadow, a withered monster like husk, and sinks her teeth into your neck, trying to quickly drain your life for hers. As soon as the blood enters her mouth she pulls herself away and holds her stomach. She vomits a thick stream of her remaining blood onto the arena floor, her reserves tainted by your sick blood. She looks terrified of you, but can do nothing as you give her the final word.

“Remember.” You say, and her body breaks into pieces, and then into dust.

You turn to walk towards the group, your body wounded. Shiba pulls out a rag and runs over.

“She hates you too, you know. You know you don’t deserve her.” Fuma says from behind you.

“I know.” You say.

About to shift again. Last questions!
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>>30342796
just wanted to say thanks you know for death and everything.
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>>30342796
You know that snake is a liar right?

It said it doesn't blame you, but that appears to be the only thing it does.
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>>30342796
I wouldn't know what to do without masturbation, thank you Sin Fin.

and is punishment really punishment if you want to be punished?
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>>30342796
You know that God wanted you to take that Apple right?

That or he wanted humans to just be mindless pets.

Also, the only thing your Apple did is give people a choice between good and evil. If you blame yourself for all the bad stuff, shouldn't you also take credit for the good?
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>>30342796
Is the slutty bimbovamp going to haunt you now too?

I thought it was funny when she was like organ streamers.

Also, have you ever been in a metal band? If you haven't, you totally could now. Risa has a freaky guitar and everything. Jager can play drums and you can do singing or something.
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>>30342796
Are you a solipist, fatalist, AND nihilist all at the same time?
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>>30342796
How the hell are you so crazy strong? Did that even take any of your go juice?
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>>30342796
What is your stance on butt stuff?
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>>30342866
It is not something to be thankful... for.
>>30342888
It was less than clear with the deal, but I made the choice.
>>30342921
You will go blind just like Friedhlem is. I walked... in.

I do not want it but I deserve it.
>>30342972
It is not so simple.
>>30342984
Maybe. I do not know how they work. Jager and Shiba said I am not allowed to sing... anymore.
>>30343024
I don't know those words.
>>30343057
I am old and I know lots of secret things.
>>30343076
I don't know what stuff means but Risa likes my butt. Jager looked at it too I think. If my butt makes them happy then okay.

You stand still while Shiba fussily wipes away your blood, the hissing and clicking shadowy echoes of those who are not or maybe they are laugh from behind you. You know what will happen in the end. What always happens.

“You ugly bitch! Attacking Anya-neechan! Come up here and fight me so I can put you down!” The fox calls.

“Stay here and keep the rag on it, okay? We will get you looked at in a bit.” Shiba says readying her zanpakuto and with a look of absolute hate in her eyes.

“I shall be forced to kill you first then? Oh dear how amusing! Very well, I shall kill all of you!” The fox says.

Shiba steps into the ring.

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You are Mizuko Shiba. Your name is normal, your abilities at the academy were so-so, and honestly you never had much of a drive until your captain was killed. Since then you have been working tirelessly to help save a woman from herself. You thought you had made some progress, but just remembering how she allowed herself to get beaten like that just reminded you of how broken the woman you promised yourself to is.

Made a promise with, you mentally correct yourself. You spin your zanpakuto a few times before taking up a combat stance. “What name do you want on your grave?” You ask, using your energy to make a thin layer of power around your body.
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“Hm! The great nine tailed fox needs to such grave!” She replies pulling out a fan.

“Right. Cock magnet who could keep her cum hole shut long enough to not say something fuck all stupid it is. I’ll make sure it’s written nice and neat for everyone to see.” You snarl as the bell rings!

[] Shikai
[] Bankai
[] Other, please specify

*Character Interaction available*
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>>30343336
>[x] Shikai

you know Sin Fin doesn't have a sex drive right? the wolf looking one does IIRC though....
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>>30343336
>Shikai
Never be the first to use your final form.
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>>30343336
Has she told you about the Snake?

That seems to be the main antagonist memory in her head.

She actually is capable of weak resistance against it, but it's really adept at crushing her spirit.
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>>30343336
So what's your thoughts on Risa? She really does like Sin-Fin, less than Jager but maybe more than the potted plant Risa killed the Soul King to bring back.

Is it inspiring that someone as vile as Risa still finds Sin-Fin worth helping?
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>>30343336
So how does it feel knowing your whole existence was a lie made by some tentacled monstrosity?
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>>30343336
You know those daggers that SinFin was forced you kill your squad for?

Risa's tail is basically an endlessly recharging supply of that.

Oh, and there's a houseplant that can do it too.

Thought you'd like to know.
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>>30343336
you know Risa turned the LT of squad 10 into a deep carpet stain right?
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>>30343611
That's ridiculous, and even if it was true, he was obviously in cahoots with Nobuhiko.
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I almost wish we'd brought Ryouichi so we could ask him what the fuck the strong and weak nuclear force bullshit does in that bankai he's lying about not having.
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>>30343396
Sex? Who said anything about sex! I am just really good friends! Still, one with a drive huh How does she feel about, you know, stuff?
>>30343413
I got a B- in that class
>>30343481
She is angry at a snake?
>>30343523
Risa just doesn't want her things to be broken. I am the one most suited for Sin-Fin.
>>30343565
The boss was a bad guy, but protecting people from hollows is still the best thing you can do.
>>30343607
We don't even know what they do, even if we did fully understand it we would have no way of manipulating them. Better they are stuck on our side.
>>30343611
>>30343684
He was killed by Nobuhiko though? That's what squad 12 reported.

You ready your weapon with the command and spring forward, thrusting your spear as quick as lightning. Your weapon strikes deep as her tails curl around to stop the blow. You step forward and try to thrust it deeper but find your advance halted. You look in the mass of fluff and see one of the tails has blocked the point of impact. You howl before sending your energy down the length of the spear and detonating it.

The fox woman flies back away from your and laughs. “If that is the best you can do, I am afraid to say Hiro is much more forceful at night!”

“Liar! You never slept with him!” A girl calls out.

“Well, he is such a strong willed man I have to wear him down first! Even though I am a virgin I won’t let that slow me down.” She explains.

You are about to charge again when you freeze. “Hey fox thing. You grow a tail for every hundred years you are alive right?”

“Of course! My nine tails show my absolute power over foxes!” She explains laughing behind her fan.

“You are a 900 year old virgin? How is that even possible?” You ask.

“Shows what you know! We were all waiting for a man like Hiro-sama! Once we beat you, he will show you the real joys of womanhood.” She explains.

“I'm gay. But he hasn’t slept with any of you, right?” You continue nothing adding up.
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“Indeed! Even though I flash my panties at him, he doesn’t give into his temptation like a real man!” She answers proudly.

You think about this for nearly a quarter of a minute before glancing over. You narrow your eyes at Hiro’s strange mutterings and make out something about him being too good for “second hand slutty trash” then look back to the fox.

“Isn’t it that he’s bad with women?” You say.

“How dare you!” The fox gasps.

“Also, showing someone your underwear isn’t actually how you seduce them. Not even a little. Plus, why would a fox spirit wear underwear at all? I don’t think Japan really had any underwear back then. Or razors.” You glancing up and doing a little math.

“You have angered me! Behold my true monstrous form!” She shouts, her tails becoming fluffier and her breasts and ass bigger and… that’s about it. “Now behold my magic!” She makes a heart with both her hands, then claps her hands together saying “Kyon!”

You feel massive blades rip through your torso and you go flying back, your energy shield giving you some protection, but just enough to keep you in one piece. She puffs her chest out and waves to Hiro “Look! Look! Did you see! I did so well, gimme a kiss!” She shouts.

“Moe, jeez haru-tan, I am super nervous.” He explains.

“Bout time. Now then.” You let out a deep sigh before bouncing on your heels. You put your spear out and give the command. “Bankai!”

A rush of water swirls around you, your spear becoming the ornate weapon of the dragon god. You rush forward and lab your spear forward, the tail again catching it.
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“My iron tail can block any attack.” She explains bored.

You smile as lances of water shoot around you and into the fox woman’s body. The water making it difficult for the wounds to clot. The fox blinks as the lances retreat back into the spear. She holds her wounds and glares at you as you pull a gem from thr spear. You whisper the command words and a heavy rain starts to fall.

“You think you can beat my love of Hiro! The man I was waiting for! For so long I waited for him, keeping my body pure just for him! I will kill you!” She explains.

Wait, hold on, you think to yourself remembering the class you took on this at the academy. “Love is not something you keep. It is a journey you take together.” You dramatically intone your speech while looking mournfully at her like you are holding some sort of secret.

“But, he is perfect!” She explains as the water around her feet spins.

“Love is a gift only give to the imperfect.” You again say dramatically then turning away, the two high pressure mini tornados of water ripping her body to pieces and turning the water into a murky brown as it grinds bone, blood, flesh, and organs all at once.

You smack the spear against the ground and the sky clears at your command. That wasn’t bad, right?

You turn and leave as Hiro stand up, grunting and sighing.

Last chance to ask anything before the character shift
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>>30344073
slap the wolf chick on the ass, maybe Sin Fin will get jealous.

and maybe you go for that Captain Commander opening down the road....
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>>30344073
would you swiggity-swoogity ma short-fin's booty?
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>>30344073
Just keep doing what you're doing, you seem to be on the right path.

Also though it is very unlikely Risa will kill or even seriously hurt you for the foreseeable future, you shouldn't press your luck.

That being said, she has like no initiative and will do what people say if they phrase it in a fun enough manner. Try to speak her language.
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>>30344073
Have you ever lost The Game before?
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>>30344073
Have you heard of Eve from biblical mythology?

That's probably Sin-Fin.

Hopefully you knew that by now.
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>>30344073
We are the Monologue.
Don't fuck with our Short-Fin
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>>30344193
We are not Monologue.

Monologue sometimes listens to us, but we're not him.

Don't know what Monologue is, but I never voted for him.
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>>30344209
Monologue is Risa's humanity, or whats left of it.
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>>30344230
I highly doubt that it represents our humanity.

If anything it's a mini-Loki that lives in our brain.
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>>30344240
AzureEarth outright said Monologue was whats left of Risa's humanity.
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>>30344253
Eesh, that doesn't bode well for how we were as a human.
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>>30344240
It's Risa's humanity. After getting warped by angel radiation, demon radiation, dying a couple times and getting saved by time dickery, decades of murder being the most exciting thing around...

And then consider that she wasn't exactly a very sane or even good person before all that, and yeah. I can see it.
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>>30344253
AzureEarth is also an unreliable QM who may not totally know what's going on when people diddle the plot hard and make things change. Just like Kyoko

A few more posts and we will get to a good stopping point. Final stretch!
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>>30344283
>when people diddle the plot hard
When has that happened?

All I can think of is not killing Fenrir and not taking Lucifer's deal.
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>>30344073
So what do you think of the GREAT ME and his daughter?
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>>30344330
GREAT ME OR GREATEST ME?
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>>30344283
Of course you say something like that after I take the time to look up what you said.
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>>30344283
Does that mean Monologue isn't our human goop, psychosis and hollow madness anymore?
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>>30344097
You think so? It's never been so intense before. Should I go for the jealous approach? As for becoming the captain commander it would be a huge responsibility. I mean it would be great if I could get it but I am just doing my work as hard as I can hoping someone will notice.
>>30344115
That means something about her booty? Okay, I will try that too.
>>30344148
Speak fun? I am not sure I get it, but I will do what I can.
>>30344161
What game?
>>30344185
Like when she was human? I guess it's possible. That doesn't really matter to me though.

You resolve yourself and step forward towards your companions. Jager gives you a nod and as you pass her you give her a hard smack on the butt. She jumps and lets out a rather cute sound before turning and drawing her knife looking confused at you.

“Why did you just smack my butt?” She asks, her cheeks faintly colored.

“Because, er, it was swiggity-swoogity?’ You offer and Jager blinks in confusion.

“Are you having a stroke?” She asks and you glance over at Sin-Fin who may have lifted her head slightly!

Progress! You guys are the best!
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You are Risa Schrodinger. You stand with a twisted smile of the dead walking and sonido over to the center of the ring. You stretch your fingers and- That was mah jager bombs and mah shortfin! That werewolf mother fucker! “Monologue. Boss fight.” You explain.
Fine. But I do not care for that woman. She didn’t even look at your legs! They are fantastic legs! Like, bow, dayum. Shiiiiit!

Hiro steps into the ring and looks around, his thick layer of sweat covering his face. “You are not supposed to win! I am a shonen protagonist! Get out arty!” He demands and you tilt your head.

The fuck is a shonen? “In these shonens. Do some of them have bad endings? Because I am going to violate you. Spiritually.” You explain cracking your knuckles and looking down at him.

“Hmph! I don’t need this! I will just go get a better girl! Better than those sluts who lost! I was just too nice to them, they should have done better!” He explains waving towards the lamp on the underwear. “Take it. I don’t need it anyway, my life is perfect. I am the main character.” He says. I don’t like him very much.

“Technically, no.” A voice calls and you see a tall dark and handsome next to the lamp. “You wished to be a character, like in a shonen manga. You asked for harem elements like the manga you offered as reference and for the women to regard you as they do the main character in the shonen manga. Technically you are just a side character and side characters can die.” He offers helpfully.
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“But that isn’t what I meant!” He shouts angrily, his natural perfume pretty awful.

“We do not read intentions, simply the words.” He explains and in a blink is gone.

“Damn it. I can still attack! Unless you want some loving.” He offers you with a wink.

“I am not a virgin in ways you can’t even imagine. I have done things which make even your freaky sex industry seem tame. However, most importantly, I am not wearing any knickers. Thus I cannot flash them to you.” You say.

“Well this is bullshit. If you lay one hand on me I am going to press charges.” He says crossing his arms.

Well, what the hell?
[] Ha ha ha, I am going to murder you in truly horrible ways.
[] Go, we have the knickers
[] Other, please specify
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>>30344400
>>30344338
Well, that was the intention from the middleish and it is still sort of working.
>>30344321
A few times in the past, it isn't that much of a deal.
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>>30344463
>Tickle him to death
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>>30344463
Look to the crowd. Do whatever they say for precious attention and validation.
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>>30344463
>[] Ha ha ha, I am going to murder you in truly horrible ways.
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>>30344463
I am literally made of millions of souls squished together through cannibalism. And literally ate an elder god.
[] Ha ha ha, I am going to murder you in truly horrible ways.
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>>30344463
[x] Ha ha ha, I am going to murder you in truly horrible ways.

just don't eat. I don't want that filth in our glorious mouth
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>>30344336
THE GREATEST OF ALL MES!
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>>30344463
... Tear off his arm and beat him to death with it.
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>>30344463
>>30344490
>>30344499
>>30344502
>>30344522

These four
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>>30344463
[x] Ha ha ha, I am going to murder you in truly horrible ways.
It was only about the knickers at first. Now we're doing this because it's fun.

It's like the couch all over again. Could have just given us the clothes back. Could have just helped us steal the couch.

Nope. Had to be stubborn for long enough that Risa's realize it's more fun to hurt you.
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“Ha ha ha, no. I don’t particularly think that will work.” You say biting into your sword and releasing.

“What? I will press charges! I will press charges!” He shouts as your shifting mass gains twisted teeth and infinite eyes.

“That’s cool. Be sure and tell them I am a shape shifter. I probably ate a cop at some point.” You answer cheerfully as your chest splits open and you pull him screaming into the many fanged maw of the heart of darkness.

He kicks a little, but thin needles of bone being piercing him over and over all over his body until he slowly bleeds within and stops. You shiver as your power lowers and you return your sword to its normal casing. You stretch and your body makes a satisfying cracking sound.

You then reach over to the underwear pile, grab your knickers, and return them to your proper place! But wait! You unwrap the towel they were on and find it was no towel at all. You have gained your doctor who shirt once more!

“Congratulations!” Tall and dark says with an elaborate bow. “You are entitled to a wish of your choosing for your defeat of the evil king! What would you like?” He asks with a smile.

Well, this is certainly a thing.

Okay folks how about we end it here so others can weigh in on the votes next time! Take the deal? Don’t? Accuse it of evil genie magic? You know how we feel about nonenglanders.

Around for a bit to answer this and that.
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>>30344646
I liked this thread, did you?

It seems like you're a lot more bitter than you used to be, and it's always sad to see a QM not enjoying themselves but dutifully running the quest anyway.
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>>30344675
I am trying some things here and there to try and enjoy myself more. We will see how I feel about it during class after I wake up.
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>>30344646
I think we should eat it to gain it's powers. That's like our modus operandi right?
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>>30344717
You probably want to avoid eating a genie.
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>>30344646
Was .hack//AIDA going to become a never-ending clusterfuck of failure and despair?

I mean I recall you practically cooing over the handholding scene, and said we actually handled it pretty well.

Was that just you setting up a rake for us to step on?
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>>30344646
It was fun.

Welp. The geenie deal looks kinda sketchy, but what can you do.

Time to figure out exactly how bullshit these wishes can get.

"I wish for Jager to gain 142 spxp in such a way that will not cause the majority of the players to become upset."
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>>30344721
Is AIDA Quest dead forever?
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>>30344712
Why is Jager so deluded towards us?

I mean sure, without us she probably would be stuck in Hueco Mundo without any friends, assuming she'd even make it to Arrancar which is unlikely, but what have we done for her lately?
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>>30344646
What the hell does Fuma mean?
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maybe " I wish genies didn't exist"
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>>30344723
No that was actually handled really well! MANIA was so full of issues and many of those issues remained.

It wasn't going to become filled with total dark despair, but things had a chance of turning out badly. Granted you handled one MANIA breakdown, maybe you could have made it work?
>>30344736
Keep in mind they will try to dick you over. Hard. Because they are the dickest.
>>30344739
I would like to say no.
>>30344741
Why do you have to keep doing things for her to still like you?

You are her best friend, she doesn't think that bond will break so easy.
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>>30344766
Wind maybe?
>>30344767
How would they go about making them not exist? What would the side effects be? They are suicidally willing to dick you over.
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We should wish for everything in Hue co to die.
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>>30344789
How do you define life?
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>>30344798
Something that moves with its own power.
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I want to high-five cthulhu.

Let's do that.
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>>30344772
I'll be honest, I was more worried about Haruko.

Because we just kept assuming she was normal and perfectly sane, despite the fact that she's just better at hiding her damage.
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Oh! Maybe wish for a tardis of our very own! We could go on adventures through time and snog David tennant!
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>>30344798
What if we make a wish that includes a negative outcome for ourselves personally?

Would they respect it, or is no self-induced punishment harsh enough to slake their lust for being assholes?
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>>30344804
You could certainly try that.

Keep in mind you are uncertain how angels work. They may only move by the divine power of god which is, technically, not theirs.
>>30344812
Ah. She still had some work but there is/was/shall be ample time to help her along.

I sort of wished to write a cat fight scene between both of them actually.
>>30344813
Why limit yourself to one doctor?
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>>30344834
...In or out of game?
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>>30344834
... Because theres only one doctor? They're all the same person after all. Also tenant is the hottest one IMO
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>>30344832
Nothing will slake their lust for being assholes. Ever. You have to be tricky, which is why I decided to end it here so others can weigh in and make the decision later.

You may decide to just ignore the gift and be done with it and that is fine too. There is a whole vacation to enjoy.

>>30344842
Yes
>>30344844
Time shenanigan based selfcest can happen.
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>>30344856
Can't we just take the lamp, and shove it in our pants?

Or would Inventory make its move?
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>>30344856
I... No it can't. Like thats explicitly a thing that can't happen. The thing in the day of the doctor was a one off thing.
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>>30344856
How long can these wishes be?

Cause I'm considering drawing up a big fucking essay lookin thing that has a glossary of defined terms and covers every conceivable exploitable possibility to attempt to stamp it out.
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>>30344646
So wish for our sex drive back?
Wish for sin fins sex drive back?

Wish for horrible mind rending terror upon the genies by asking for them to attend a magic show hosted by us? aka step inside you are already eaten by Risathulu
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>>30344856
What would the consequences of having our Fatebreaker back be? Or did we get that back already?
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>>30344886
All leading to wishing for Butt Stuff
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>>30344844
>not Paul McGann
shiggy diggy

a tankard of Irish stout that never goes empty
naked pictures of Lucifer
all genies gain 300lbs of fat
wish this particular genie didn't exist
wish for unlimited wishes
a 2nd monologue
all genies have their own monologue
a sex drive
wish to know what to wish for
>>30344917
we could wish for more fatebreakers
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>>30344856
Rukia finally used her bankai in Bleach.
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>>30344877
Inventory is not even a little trustworthy
>>30344882
It happened in classic who a number of times if I recall correctly.
>>30344886
Hard to say. Again, there are elements of the universe you don't know, such as demons being technically god driven as well, and the like.
>>30344901
What will they use to make it? What will the attraction level be? Will they make them drooling orgasmic husks not willing to do anything
>>30344917
You got one back. You have no idea, but you would have to be careful and try not to be greedy about it. Trying to wish for one with a good wording may lead to a small drawback. Wishing for all of it will certainly give it to you. But you must wonder where he got it from?

Like, if you wish for a million dollars. Turns out the mob accidentally transferred it to you and they think you tried to steal from them so they are pissed.

You technically have the million dollars
>>30344933
I have a mountain to catch up to it seems.

I have stuff in the morning so I think I will call it here.

Night HQR
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>>30344948
"I wish for you to not grant this wish."
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>>30344948
thanks for running
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we're gonna fuck up this wish aren't we?
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>>30345158
We should just stab the genie
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>>30344965
I wish you would never ggrant another wish
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>>30346118
But what chain of events is set in motion such that this is the case? This is so open ended that we will get royally fucked.
For a sufficiently malevolent wish granter, there is very little that we can safely wish for. Best not to risk it.

When in doubt, OM NOM NOM
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>>30346163
I wish to eat you?

werewolf shenanigans ho
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>>30346236
Granted! The indigestion kills you.
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>>30346255
and here I thought we would eat out a lesbian jin
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>>30346284
Granted! Jaeger is now upset!
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I'm no wondering what would we get for releasing the genie from the bottle. Probably nothing good, even if hilarious.

Or we can always give the lamp to...say, Asmodeus or Lucifer as a souvenir.
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>>30346465
Or we could just find a good contract attorney.
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>>30344646

Give it to Caede. She was extolling the virtues of it being a dick...
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>>30346801
That works.
Or use akiras ability to work out the consequences of each wish.
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>>30346838

what would happen if Akira MADE a wish?
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>>30346889
oh jebus
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>>30346889
He would make a wish that benefits him and fucks over someone else.
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We could just go the whole hog and try to wish someone back to life, or unlife, or shigami life. We'd need a very good contract attorney to close off the loopholes though.
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>>30347745
Like the little shit back at base that can see the future?
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>>30347784
that works, or that guy from fairly oddparents


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