>You are the Type-Evil: The fell Dame Dreadmoor, Dark Princess of the Seven Hellish Plains and countess of Mount Doom.>Your friends call you Embra.>You are currently standing alongside your close friend and demonologist, Meagan Nekoh.MN: "That should be it... Can you hear them?""No, there's nothing."MN: "It should be coming in shortly. With the Voices of Chaos giving you guidance I believe that you will win THE CONTEST.""Yes... The Most Badass Evil Overlord Title will be mine. No longer will I have to bear my unusually long title. People will look my data up and tremble just reading my name..."MN: "Indeed. I should warn you, though...""What is it?"MN: "The Voices of Chaos do have some control over you. It's subtle but it's there. You may find yourself acting slightly out of character.""Hmph. You think my actions can be so easily swayed? I'll be fine, dear Meagan. Now, tell me, when exactly will this thing start actually talking to me?">___
>>30422152You rang?
>>30422152Hello!
>>30422152GROPE MEAGAN NOW
>>30422152You're a badass Evil overlord. But to be the MOST badass evil overlord, you need to honor your Spiritual liege.RanceTrust us. We're completely legit.
>>30422152come to the realization that you have made a mistake in doing this.
>>30422152Hello Embra. I'm sure you might be very confused right now, but that's all-right. We're here to help you on the way to victory. Now, look at yourself. Is this the attire of an overlord? If you want to be an overlord, you need to act like one. No, not you clothes. Your head is bare, and I don't see a staff anywhere on you. You can't be an overlord without staff and crown.
>>30422152Hello, and don't grope her. She's your friend. Compliment her appearance. Those glasses really bring out her eyes and the color of her wings.Her leathery demon wings.I bet they smell like a cooling fire pit where all manner of beasts were roasted and libations poured....sniff her wings.
dis gunna be gud
>>30422183>>30422208"Ah! I think it's working!">>30422257>Embra walks over to her BEST FRIEND and grabs her ear.MN: "... Indeed, it is working. Embra, I do feel the need to warn you once again about their subtle influences.""I have no idea what you could possibly mean. Now, remind me about the rules to THE CONTEST."MN: "... Very well. Simply put you are going to meet up with evil overlords from around the multiverse. You will each say why you should be crowed the Most Badass Evil Overlord. You can bribe people, if you want, and possible kill some of the competition. It's anything goes, really. Then the Great Evil One will bestow upon one of the Overlords the Title. Considering that you rule over 1,000 Netherworlds, made it to level 9999 four times over, and killed several other Overlords I think our chances are pretty high.""Does anyone else come even close to being that awesome?"MN: "No one.""Perfect."And with you guys guiding me we are sure to win! But which of my great acts of evil should I present to The Great Evil One? I've done so many amazingly evil things.
>>30422415mass rapings maybe?
HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN!
>>30422415I removed the ability to get drunk, enjoy intimacy or derive any kind of enjoyment from food from over a thousand worlds via my dark magics.
>>30422415STROKE HER EAR
>>30422415The time you introduced collectible card games to that one netherworld's population and watched as it fell apart into madness.Also, that time when you emulated Rance, like >>30422439 indicates.
>>30422415You must present to him the evil even you have not dared acknowledged.A dread act of heinous and unimaginable malice done in a dark and forgotten time in which the world was ignorant and young...and this act had easily foreseen consequences for those who would follow in your wake.The Great Evil One...you must tell him...your greatest shame and greatest evil that even demons view as vile.When VHS tapes were the preferred audio visual medium, you would rent movies from Blockbuster, and not rewind them after viewing.You devious and villainous woman.Know you NO shame?
>>30422415Somebody post that picture of that spiked Lego block
>>30422415how about that one time you crushed the demonic parliment and the great evil one with your sheer brute strength and forced them to declare you the most badass overlord?
>>30422415How about that time when you stained your GM's table despite the fact that you were provided a coaster.
>>30422415How about that time you incited an entire plane of cute girls to hold hands?
>>30422546Haha, yes... My early acts of Villainy were quite good. The chaos and sorrow spread by my actions only enforced my belief that EVIL is the greatest thing.>>30422499>>30422470Of course... That was a good one as well. Hmm... I think a few billion people committed suicide after that. I could taste their suffering.>>30422605I put it right next to the coaster, too. RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO IT! MWAHAHAHAHA!>>30422501Ah, the Great Card Game Massacre of SY 102. Beautiful.That is another good one. I think I will simple make a portfolio of these and present them.MN: "Embra, I think you should also consider if you're going to murder anyone or try and bribe The Great Evil One. He will accept cash or sacrifices. However we are rather low on living sacrifices. A few doom artifacts might work too. Also let go of my ear, please."Hmm... Bribing might work. But would it make it seem as though I could not win on my own? That goes for killing as well.
>>30422655so many pregnancies.
>>30422561
>>30422670who are the other competitors for most badass overlord?They're the ones we'd want to murder. As well as, maybe, some members of the jury.
>>30422670Climb into her arms and let her carry you bridal style to the chamber of artifacts for you to review.If she tires to protest, just give her a gentle shhhh and press your finger to her lips.Her soft and pout capable lips.Then as she begins showing you the artifacts slide your arms up her shoulders and around the back of her neck, then carefully lick her wings.Its a sign of dominance, I swear
>>30422670How evil would it be to steal Meagan Nekoh's glasses?
>>30422670Obviously you should NOT let go of her ear; she's asking you to let go nicely, and not doing so will add to your ever-mounting pile of evil deeds!She's your friend, she'll understand. It's for the Greater Bad.
>>30422740Voice of Chaos, no more suggestions from you.
>>30422670Steal those glasses and wear them. You'll look way more EVIL
>>30422670Let go of her ear. And fondle the other one.
>>30422740This is a good plan.
>>30422152>Meagan Nekoh.>Nekoh>not a catgirlWell that was disappointing.
>>30422809Glasses anon, glasses
>>30422670Also, on a more constructive front, is the Great Evil One NOT an overlord or something? Because it seems kind of disingenuous of him to declare someone the Most Badass Evil Overlord if he's just going to be better (worse?) than them no matter what.If we're going to be constructively chaotic, we have to know more about who we're appealing to. Figure out what you should be emphasizing in your presentation and all.
>>30422809>Meagan Nekoh>MeganekkoIt's about the glasses
>>30422809>Meagan Nekoh.>meganekkoRetard
>>30422843No, anon. You can't just name a dame Neko and not give her the ears. I don't care if it was for meganekko, we gotta fix that shit.Besides, everyone knows glasses catgirls are best catgirls.
Guys?If we're so damn evil, why are we grovelling for this Great Evil One instead of usurping his position and becoming the Greatest Evil One?
>>30422912Who says we're not going to?
Apply spiked legoes everywhere in the judge's vincinity. Have some armored combat boots ready to sell to judges in exchange for the title. If they refuse, cut the power from the building and ask if they wanna risk it in the dark.
>>30422912...IHmm.That's a good point. Steal your friend's glasses and stroke her other ear as you plot your usurpation.
"Carry me to my Chamber of Doom!"MN: "What? But... Why would... It's like, right over there and-">Embra presses her finger against Meagan's lips."Shhhhh."MN: "But-""Shhhhhhhhhh"MN: "... Fine.">She carries Enbra over to the Doom Chamber, which is only about 15 feet away. When she drops her Embra takes her glasses and admires her Doom Artifacts. She has such an amazing collection. Some of these can destroy entire worlds.>>30422862He's not really a thing. Or a he. He's just an it. And he is only capable of granting titles in this plane. If I were to travel to his dimension he might just eat me. He is, however, the origin of evil so us evil overlords kinda respect his opinion on what's evil or not.MN: "I can't see without my glasses.""Hmm... Who's going to be there?"MN: "The Overlords? I imagine hundreds will be slaughtered at the gates. Of those who survive I'm guessing Overlord of Chaos, Silva the Wicked, The Laughing Tyrant, and... Lord Beauty.""... That fucker is gonna be there?"MN: "Most likely.""Any other people gonna judge besides The Great Evil One?"MN: "He is the only one who has any say in it.""Hmm... I might be able to kill the Laughing Tyrant. Maybe even Silva the Wicked. And I have so many doom artifacts to spare.">>30422912We'll put that as Plan B. Right now let's try to win this in the most legitimately evil way possible.
>>30422969GEO is Monster from HQ. Calling it now.
>>30422969Offer Megan her glasses back in return she becomes your concubine .Sneaking mission. Ruin Lord Beauty's skincare products and make him unable to participate because he's too busy freaking out over his new acne from the grease you put in his moisturizer.
>>30422969Cover the entrance to the Great Evil One's lair in spiked legos. That ought to be super evil.
>>30423025Best plan.
>>30422969Tell Meagan that she should wear contacts.
>>30423075This. We need her glasses.
>>30423025Yes! Replace all his face cleansers with bacon grease! He'll be ruined!
>>30423091>not both wearing glasses>not relishing in that awkward moment where you go to kiss and your glasses bonk into each other
>>30423111>Not destroying her character conceptIt's like you don't even know how to be evil.
>>30423095Do it, and after YOU are the most badass overlord, go rub it in his face, and like it clean of delicious tears and bacon grease.
>>30422969Lick her glasses before giving them back. Then she'll have to clean them. EVIL!
"Meagan, you can have your glass back if you become my concubine."MN: "... Do you remember what I spoke of? The subtle influences? I'm starting to think something went terribly wrong a-""Also we need to ruin Lord Beauty. We'll sneak into his castle and destroy his skincare products. Go to the kitchen and grab a ton of grease."MN: "I can't see."???: "Oh, Embra~ Were you talking about me?"Oh, for fuck's sake...>Embra doesn't need to see who is speaking. She knows that voice. Lord Beauty is here. Probably posing or something."How the hell do you keep getting in here?"LB: "I've told you before, your guards are no match for me. Also, you can't damage what doesn't exist. I don't use anything to maintain this flawless skin. It's all natural.""Leave me alone. I'm trying to plot."LB: "Plot? It seems to me that you're panicking. Worried you won't win?""Fuck you."LB: "Oh? Well... If you insist. Maybe you'll work off some of that nervousness~""I meant get the fuck out of my castle and leave me alone! ALSO IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME DAMMIT!"LB: "So you say... I would hate to leave on such a sour note. How about I give you a bit of information on the upcoming CONTEST? But only if you ask nicely"
>>30422969ignore the competetion. Use this simply as a ritual to cheat and eat everyone who dies and does not get the title, to make you even stronger and more evil. Thus you gain the evil of everyone who dies, and everyone else. That's like evil on several seperate levels.
>>30423247NOPE. KICK HIM OUT. BEING NICE IS NOT EVIL.
>>30423247"You'll give me the information, and if it's useful I'll reward you by not spitting on you."
>>30423247Just stare at him blankly for like half a minute and then walk away. Strike him in his self-confidence! If you show he's beneath your notice he'll be shattered.
>>30423247>"... Do you remember what I spoke of? The subtle influences? I'm starting to think something went terribly wrong a-"No offense to you, or your friend (for helping), or to us (for existing), but I feel like by the end of this you're going to feel like unleashing the Voices of Chaos into your own mind (and thereby unleashing us on your plane of existence, albeit even in a mostly advisory capacity) is probably up there on the scale of terrible things you've done.Y'know. Just as an aside.Or actually, scratch the 'no offense' bit. Not really in keeping with the being evil.>"So you say... I would hate to leave on such a sour note. How about I give you a bit of information on the upcoming CONTEST? But only if you ask nicely"Pretty sure you've got this in the bag. This guy broke into your fortress TO OFFER TO DO A NICE THING FOR YOU.There's no way this schmuck is even in the running....unless he's being nice EVILLY somehow because of some context we're missing. Mind filling us in?
>>30423247It's a trick! If you ask nicely that makes you less evil!Cut his face. GIVE HIM A SCAR.
>>30423247BEING SOUR IS EVIL
>>30423247Pretend like you want to have sex with him and then kick him out at the last moment. Nothing is more evil than blue balls!
>>30423247Threaten to ruin his face with a scar, and kill his figure and manlyness by pegging him with a doomsday artifact strapped to your crotch while you have him force fed butter if he doesn't comply.
>>30423247No. Things have not gone terribly wrong, Megan. She also didn't say no.Also, don't refer to him by name. You're the protagonist, so you have the right to rename him. Call him something embarrassing like 'limpdick' Dare him to cook bacon as he is now- without a shirt.
>>30423247Hello, he's also supposed to be evil, remember? What advice could he give you that wouldn't also be him trying to manipulate you into either getting frantic or being unprepared?
>>30423247Ask him what colour panties he wears.
>>30423247...he walked, alone, into the heart of our domain, the one place where we alone are strongest and have total dominion.Can't we just kill him here?
EAT HIS HAIR, ABSORB HIS BEAUTIFUL POWER
"... Come on, Meagan.">Embra takes her friend's hand and begins walking out of the room. As she travels down her castle's hall Lord Beauty blocks her.LB: "Come now, Embra. No need to be so cruel. I'm only trying to help you.""Fuck off, limpdick."LB: "Haha, I just love how base your language is. It's nice to see that in a woman.">>30423421I could... But he would retaliate. I'm powerful as fuck but so is he. The battle might end up destroying my castle and servants. I'm evil but that's just wasteful.>>30423336Ugh... I don't even want to pretend I am.LB: "Just ask nicely~ Say please and I will help~""No."Dammit he's not leaving.
>>30423532What colour are his panties!?
>>30423532Burrow into his chest and burst out of his neck, feast upon his warm and gooey innards and add his power to your own.
>>30423532If he is following you drop some lego tacks behind you.>>30423559I don't think he is wearing underwear.
>>30423532Take this outside and engage him in battle. IT WILL BE EVIL.
>>30423532>Meagan, do me a favor and go outside the castle for a moment. Just outside this window here would do.>Now then.>Benign Transposition.
>>30423532Don't let him get your goat. It must be YOU, who has all the goats. Hint that you heard one of the other contenders say that they had built an uglification ray specifically to take him out and that he must be wary as the only thing that can defend against that, as everyone knows, is to slather yourself in lobster bisque. Chop chop pretty boy, as much as you hate him, you want to be the one to take him out personally, so he better get a tub of that lobster bisque or else.
>>30423532Defenestrate him.
>>30423532aight, here's the game plan:have the chef bring the greasiest most artery-clogging fried chicken up you can get. Then rub that shit all over your body, and chase him around threatening to get him all pimpled up.
>>30423532He loves how base your language is? Insult him in as elaborate and flowery a way as you can manage. Something like "Your hair strikes me as a well-used mop, your body is as boring as a ken doll, and your outfit would look better on me."
>>30423532TURN HIM INTO A LOLI
>>30423559You honestly think he wears underwear? I think the only reason he even wears pants is because the author would be banned otherwise.>>30423662What the fuck does that even mean?>>30423620And that word too.>>30423716Sold my loli-beam some time ago.>>30423666>Using her ability to call upon minions no matter where they are in the map she orders the chef to bring her some kinda giant greasy thing."Leave or I will begin hitting you with this..."LB: "... I will see you later, my dear Embra~ Good luck~">He leaves.That worked. You guys are pretty awesome.MN: "My glasses...."
>>30423532Pretend to fall for him, then slather grease on his face.HellgreaseThe kind that never comes out, no matter what
>>30423771Concubine or no glasses.
>>30423771>MN: "My glasses...."SHE KNOWS WHAT IS REQUIRED TO GET THEM BACK. If she isn't willing to pay the price, they're yours. That's how evil works.Nibble on her ear.Otherwise, think about deploying the spiked legos.
>>30423771Lick her glasses before giving them back.
>>30423771Defenestrate: Verb, to throw through or out a window.
>>30423771>>30423771Buy a fuck ton of loli beamsthis event shall forever live in infamy as the day the Lolicon Overlord rose to power
>>30423860Yes.
>>30423913I have a shota beam, does that count?>>30423860>Embra licks Meagan's glasses and hands them back.MN: "... Why?""I think I know what to do now, Meagan. Wish me luck."MN: "Good luck...">She nibbles on her friend's ear and then heads off to the CONTEST.>The entrance to the CONTEST is now dotted with spiked legos. People cry in pain as their feet are tortured. Some simply stare at the plastic bricks and wonder 'why?'. Others try to brave the legos but very few make it through.>Eventually there is only Embra and a handful of Overlords.-------------------------------------------------------"-And after making them think that addition was subtraction and vice versa I destroyed their economy. Thank you.">Everyone boos at the overlord as he walks back to his seat.Hmm...Why didn't I think of screwing with their ability to do basic math?Damn...The Great Evil One speaks.<Next is... Embra.>Damn. My turn.Alright. I got this.Voices of Chaos, guide me! What should I do/say!?
so let's get this show on the road. don't have eternity to make the evil dude pick you.
>>30423858THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING EVIL AND.... WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS.
>>30423771Anyway back to plotting. Let's put the greasy thing in hammerspace so that we'll have it later when it counts.What do you know about the other Overlords? Do you have any weaknesses?
>>30424073>WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS.It's called being Ev/u/l.
>>30424059Start with your first evil act, scattering legos on the floor of a hospital for rehabilitating the blind, then move on to the trading card incident. go from there
>>30424059does allowing the voice of all things evil (4chan) to give you ideas count?
>>30424059Tell em about the time you superglued all the legos together on universe S90 or whateverStick with the theme of brick based evil.
>>30424059I invented the upper decker
>>30424059 "you're waifu a shit"
>>30424147YOU FUCKING MONSTER!!!
>>30424155This.
>>30424059O Great Evil One, many of us wonder why you deign to stand before us today.But only I know it's because I stole your chair.
>>30424155WAIT THIS IS A GOOD ONETell them about the time you created everybody's waifu. but there was only one copy of each character, resulting in a massive bloodbath as the NEETs slaughtered everybody to win their waifu's hands and the resulting waifu wars.and then at the end, when the last Waifu and last NEET are standing, the waifu turns to him and says 2/10, would not bang
>>30424059You made D and started the first wifu war
>>30424059Should we mention that time you made the Warp in 40k spill out countless carebears, or the time you made everyone within ten miles of a commissar suddenly get chaos brands regardless of prior affiliation. >>30424186OOOOOH SNAP
>>30424186This
>>30424059We should also point out that we set all the pointy legos that they stepped on
Answered multiple M4M ads on craigslist. After telling the men (individually) you would meet them at the same parking lot at the same time, you asked for a physical description so you would know what to look for. You then described yourself to all of the men using the details given to you by the others.
"First of all, I hope you all enjoyed the legos out front. That was thanks to yours truly.">The crowd boos at her. The darklord smiles.>Overlord Embra speaks of the incident with the legos and the blind people. She terrifies them by confirming the legend of the Great Card Game Massacre. A few of them look quite uncomfortable as she tells them of the time rented movies from Blockbuster without rewinding them...>She saves the best for last.>She tells them of the time she made everyone's waifu real. They fought again and again over them until finally there was but one left. As he dragged his ruined body over to his beloved she simply looked down at him and said "2/10, would not bang.">The audience is stunned.This is it. I have them all in my hands. I just need one more thing to really nail this.
>>30424339We should point out that we designed those infernal things.
>>30424385"I was the one behind Tsukihime's anime."
>>30424385the invention of quantum mechanics
>>30424385you stranded a kitten in a tree
>>30424385Tell them about the time you made a loving family play through an entire game of Monopoly.
>>30424449this
>>30424385I INVENTED THE FUCKMOTHERING UPPER DECKER
>>30424385You inspired the MRA movement.
>>30424385Also, one time... you started an Overlord quest on /tg/.. AND NEVER FINISHED IT
>>30424385I was in fact the one who stole the cookies from the cookie jar, and when the song was sung, I denied it!
>>30424435It's not enough.Reveal that you are the single most prominent backer of the studios that scour the worlds for the highest-quality media, then buy the rights to make movies and TV shows out of them. You personally ensure that every adaption is either stuck in development hell or is total crap.
>>30424449And afterwords, a game of RISK.>>30424476THE HORROR!
>>30424435This.... this!
>>30424385I published the urban dictionary
How about that one time when you sold timeshares to the lonely elderly who were too senile to,handle their money?
The Battlestar Galactica boardgame.
>>30424385I made a video game company that bought up all the good titles and proceeded to make terrible sequels of everythingThe name of that company? Electronic Arts! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30424449I think you mean the time she invented Mario Party
>>30424385The planet spanning curse that all cables and wires would purposefully tangle themselves up. UNTANGLING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND HEADPHONE CABLES FOREVER.
>>30424385I taught Bieber everything he knows.
>>30424385you invented dominion
>>30424538She wanted Call of Duty's audience
>>30424385Walk up to the Great Evil One right now and steal its first kiss.
>>30424538This this this!
>>30424385Oh I know you created dark souls
>>30424596YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
>>30424596HAHAHA
>>30424596How horrifying
>>30424596then break a tree branch and walk a way while saying whatever
"I made a video game company that bought up all the good titles and proceeded to make terrible sequels of everything. The name of that company? Electronic Arts!"???: "YOU FIEND!""I FORCED A LOVING FAMILY TO PLAY MONOPOLY, RISK, AND MARIO PARTY UNTIL THEY SLAUGHTERED EACH OTHER!">The crowd boos. A few of them run off crying, going home to be with their loved ones."I made the Tsukihime anime!">A few of them cry out in pain, howling that such an abomination couldn't exist.
>>30424683>"I made the Tsukihime anime!"This will make people angry then sad
>>30424683Now do >>30424596
>>30424683You funded Disney and made them make all the horrible sequels and the terrible songs (not the good ones which all the villains have)
>>30424596Do it faggot
>>30424726>>30424683You really are evil son, really evil.
>>30424683AND I WROTE THE PLOT TO METAL GEAR SOLID 2
>She kisses the Great Evil One.>The entire room gasps.>Even the Great Evil One silences the doom murmurs.
>>30424073OK, source?
>>30424775That doesn't seem so bad to me.
>>30424683Oh you had Lucas arts ruin ever good movie they ever made
I WROTE THE LORE FOR WORLD OF WARCRAFT!
>>30424784WHO STOLE YOUR FIRST KISS?IT WAS I, EMBRA
>>30424784"That is all!"Sit back down triumphantly.
>>30424818YES.
>>30424789Don't quote me but I THINK it's Valvrave the Liberator
>>30424818This
>>30424818I want to say it's probably not his first kiss, but still, you stole a kiss from an entity that resembles the concept of evil made form. Good job girl, you got this.
>>30424818Do we, uh, actually know that it doesn't get kisses all the time? We'll look like a total fool if we claim to have taken its first kiss and are wrong.
>>30424784You founded the dmv
>>30424836 best option>>30424804pls go
>>30424784The Evil Old One is married to Monster Matriarch, so you just moved in on somebody elses husband without giving a single fuck.
>>30424836this
>>30424784>>30424818 followed by >>30424836
"WHO STOLE YOUR FIRST KISS!? IT WAS I, OVERLORD EMBRA!"<...............>"That is all!">Embra sits back down. Many flee as she approaches her seat.I got this in the bag.>She hears the evil entity whispering.>Their conversation goes on for the better part of an hour. Sensitives all over the universe will have nightmares as his words touch their minds.<We... Have decided.>This is it...
>>30424980A shoe in.
>>30424911>Implying she is not monster matriarch.
>>30425020MM++ doesn't have a scar.
>>30424980<Embra... You would have won... But I was saving my first kiss... For someone special... The winner is... Lord Beauty.>...WHAT
>>30424980Ten bucks says it's the handsome one or some of the other fools who think themselves your rivals. Just because he's that evil.>>30425035I KNEW IT!
>>30425035Kill him now.
>>30425035Stand up on the table.Pose dramatically.Wail "Nooooooooooooo!"or possibly "I'll beat you next time, lord beeeauuuuutyyyyyy"
>>30424980>that sweaty daemon broadWe should kiss her too. No remorse, no end to our onslaught.
>>30425035WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNERINVITE LORD BEAUTY OVER AND RUB IT IN HIS FACE
>>30425035KILL THE FUCKING FAGGOT IN THE FACEBONES WITH A FUCKING HACKSAW, THEN HATEFUCK THE GREAT EVIL ONE TO DEATH AND TAKE HIS PLACE.
>>30425035Summon a black hole to destroy the old evil one and everybody else here
>>30425035So I lose for being the most evil...WHAT
>>30425035Go home and become a family man.
>>30425035stab lord Baeuty
>>30425035Deploy the shota beam.
>>30422561I'll do you one better.
>>30425035Kill LB.
>>30425035It's all downhill from here. Might as well go get a steady gig getting beat up by magical girls or something.
>>30425035Plan B.Kill him.
>>30425035Fuck itTIME TO ZA WARUDO HIS ASSHis victory will be MUDA MUDA MUDA
>>30425035Harness the power of your frustration and disappointment to transform into an even more hideous and powerful visage.
>>30424385>Robot legBRIDGETTE!
>>30425035>It seems that I was too Evil for even the Great Evil One. No matter. Titles are of even less significance than the small bombs I planted on you during that kiss...
>>30425035Accuse him of hypocrisy.
>>30425035calmly pullot out a colt single action army and shoot beauty
>>30425095USE THESE, THROW THEM IN THE FACE OF LB AND THE GREAT EVIL ONE, IF WE CAN'T WIN, THEN NO ONE CAN
>>30425035THAT SHITTY, PARTISAN MIASMA.He doesn't deserve to be the Great Evil One if he's going to let personal feelings get in the way of judging what is or is not evil.
Use the thamuragic resonace between you and the Great Evil One due to stealing his first kiss to steal his power. Then as the new Great Evil One kill Lord Beauty and declare yourself the True Most Baddass Evil Overlord.
>>30425035Laugh."I have committed an act so evil that even you cannot countenance it? That is a greater prize than any title!"Then kill Lord Beauty on principle.
>>30425035It's okay, you've apparently become so evil you actually made the primordial concept of evil quite literally choose the lesser of two evils. >>30425095This, grab this thing and toss it like a damn throwing knife. Have it sink in to the stands right behind beauty's head with a note attached to it saying "I don't miss twice."
>>30425152this
>>30425035So I lose for being too evil?
>>30425197then that means we are more evil than the concept of evilas such we're are the concept of evilas such these pansies are going to gargle our demon mayonnaise
"You fucker... You're not True Evil! You've let something as petty as feelings get in the way of your judgement! You have no right to judge others as evil and without that you are NOTHING! AND YOU!"LB: "Moi?">Embra throws her newest weapon at the man.>>30425095>That thing. It strikes him in the chest sending him falling backwards dramatically.LB: "I die as I lived... Fabulously..."<EMBRA. YOU DARE CHALLENGE US!?>Ah, damnI forgot.Primal origin of evil.I'm gonna die.
>>30425287You dare claim I'm not someone special?
>>30425287FUCKING DO ITYOU ARE THE MOST EVIL BEING IN THE UNIVERSEYOU CAN'T DIE
>>30425287You were too evil for evil. Clearly his job should be yours. You'll be fine.
>>30425287You've surpassed his evil.Take his first time, too. Make evil itself submit to your whims.
>>30425297HA! Yes!
>>30425287Calmly aim shota beam at the primal orgin of evilsmileand sing"I'MA MOLESTER, A CHIIIIILD MOLESTER"
>>30425297I mean, wasn't the kiss good enough for you?
>>30425287"I don't have to challenge you. I already know how worthless you are."Leave.
>>30425287How can you kill me when I'm more evil than you?You know what will happen if you do kill me?I'll unleash candiru fishes into every water supply everywhere!And these are not your regular candirus, these are CANDIRU PUFFERFISHES.
>>30425287DO ITWE TOOK HIS FIRST KISSNOW TAKE HIS FIRST FUCKIT WILL CRIPPLE HIM FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY AND WE SHALL BECOME THE NEW GREAT EVIL ONE
>>30425269Yeah, but the question is, do we gloat about it and make the judge of the contest hate us? Or do we just play along and get mad at beauty for now to show we're still all fired up and stuff and then once we take him and become the victor, OH SHIT SHE DID IT ANYWAY.YOU CRAZY DAWG SHIT, CALM DOWN WE GOTTA DO IT ALL SUBTLE LIKE!>>30425297>>30425318Do these! Quickly!
>>30425287>>30425297>>30425318Emotional blackmail is DEFINITELY evil.Go for it.
>>30425287YOU CLAIM THAT THERE IS SOMETHING TOO EVIL FOR YOU TO COUNTENANCE, YET YOU ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF ALL EVIL IN EVERY EXISTENCE, THEREFORE NOTHING CAN BE TOO EVIL FOR YOU.YOU ARE A USURPER AND SHALL DIE A PEASANT'S DEATH.GET FUCKED, YOU INBRED, CUMGUZZLING, FUCKFACED, SHITEATING SON OF A THUNDERCUNT, I'LL SKULLFUCK YOUR NEW EYE-VAGINAS WITH MY WHITE PHOSPHORUS HORSECOCKS.
>>30425287Ask it why you're unworthy of its first kiss anyway. You're the most evil Overlord! Isn't that SPECIAL enough?!
>>30425340I AM THE EMBRA AND I DO WHAT I WAAANT
>>30425287All that begins must end. YOUR TIME AS THE EPITOME OF EVIL IS OVER!
>>30425287Cry because the Evil Overlord doesn't *like* like you. Then kick him in the balls.
>>30425370Hell yeahtime fo some hot bloode anime bullshit
>>30425342I'll support this. Only thing better than being eviler than evil is NTRing the very concept of evil.
>>30425287Take his virginity
This thread is getting CUHRAZYI like it.
>>30425370this. if we do a transformation sequence before kicking its ass
>>30425386Which we will then do with Nekoh.
>>30425287Emotional blackmail and take his first time
>>30425287Take his first time ruin him for marriage
>>304254024chan the true lord of evil.
I hope we haven't lost our purity yet so we can lose it with Concept of Evil
"Are you saying that I am not someone special?"<What..?>"I am the most evil Overlord in the universe. I am more evil than the very concept of Evil itself. Did you see those fuckers fleeing from this room? I did that. WITH MY WORDS. I could sing a sweet lullaby to a child and he would claw his ears out in terror. I could be petting a kitten and make the news as a terrorist. I could walk down the street and people will consider it a universe wide threat. I stole your first kiss and I could do so much worse. Now, grant me my fucking title and bow down before me. You are mine, now. Forget any and all who you were interested in. I am the greatest evil in the world. None are more special than me."<...>
>>30425473now ruin him for marriage.Then marry him.
>>30425477This
>>30425473>bow down before me. You are mine, now. Forget any and all who you were interested in. I am the greatest evil in the world. None are more special than me.Oh my god, this is fantastic.
>>30425473Now hatefuck him into oblivion and MAKE HIS POWER YOURS, and then take all the attractive, girly lesser evils back to your tower for concubines.
>>30425488Then cheat on him more than jospeh joestar
>>30425473This shit better be getting archived, I've been laughing near continuously since last post.
>>30425503including the dead lord beauty?
>>30425473It was not expecting this.filename applies for some definitions of face
>>30425521No, metaphorically fuck that guy, his corpse can rot.I meant all the hot chicks.Lesbian harem end get.
>>30425544Oh like LB had a dick anwaysit isn't straight if it doesn't have a dick
>>30425544I hope Evil is female
>>30425544Come on, /u/, can't we just have a dick ending for once?
>>30425582Of course it is.
>>30425623I said hot chicks, not hot biological females.>yfw /d/ end when we take all the futas, traps, shemales, AND girls home
>>30425582Evil is a fucking bitch.
>>30425477====================================And that is the story of how I hatefucked the concept of evil to powerlessness, stole his throne, and declared myself the greatest evil in the known universe.I still keep him near my Throne of Skulls as a reminded of who is truly the most evil and as punishment for even daring to say I was not.I am quite happy now.But sometimes I wonder...How much of my success was my own genius and how much of it was influenced by the chaotic voices in my mind?Ah, fuck it.I'm happy anyway.
>>30425623We killed the only thing that may have a dick in this questwe aren't sure if LB had one
>>30425662WOOOOOO
>>30425662She has her glasses back. You know what that means.
>>30425662Best Ending? Glad it worked out.
>>30425662ButI asked you about tax reforms
>>30425662It's what we do.
>>30425662AW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>30425662Wait, did we just enslave ourselves?Shit.
>>30425662>throne of skulls>Skull throneWE KILLED KHORNE-KUN!?
>>30425662Victory!Let's make kittens explode to celebrate.
>>30425692Fuck yeah Mega Nekoh get!
>>30425705WE ARE KHORNE.
>>30425662Yes... Yes...Dance, our puppet. Dance like the marionette you are...
>>30425662>And that is the story of how I hatefucked the concept of evil to powerlessness, stole his throne, and declared myself the greatest evil in the known universe.10/10 would quest again. Have a twitter for when your running?
>>30425704Naw man we're the Voices of Chaos, not the Voices of Evil.
>>30425662I'm seeing a distinct lack of lesser overlord harem of boobies and various genetalia.
>>30425778it was a one shot, but art looks like hero quest rena
>>30425778It's Hero Quest.
>>30425729Hah tricked you! She got her glasses back, weren't you paying attention!? Mwahahaha.
>>30425819LOLthat's rena and robomaid as saitama and genos? all this art I missed....
>>30425809You sir are correct.
>>30425692It means we gave them back to her. After licking them. You must've missed it. Of course considering her outfit she probably is part of Ember's harem anyway.
>>30425844Our terms were that she gets her glasses back upon becoming our concubine, and she most certainly looks like our concubine in that scene.
>>30422415...*throws out the notes for the Disgaea quest he was planning*
>>30427609>asterisk-action-asterisk*unzips dick*
So no HQ? Oh well
>>30427986Tomorrow is the Eggisode you have been waiting for.
>>30428015So monday?
>>30428081Sunday you silly bitch.
>>30428116It's already sunday you slow retard
>>30428163A new day doesn't start until I sleep off the hangover I have been cultivating over the last three hours you ignorant donkeyfucker.But seriously, no need to be faggot like that when someone is going out of their way to help you.
>>30422969>Right now let's try to win this in the most legitimately evil way possible.that IS the most legitimately evil way possible.Well. Chaotic Evil. You're not one of those lawful evil types, are you? Bunch of fucking pussies.
