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You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.

You’re on one knee, in some kind of dilapidated shack of corrugated metal and chipped concrete. Your vision is blurring at its edges and your whole body aches. Among the other occupants of the room are one (1) mad (or, at the very least, highly unorthodox) scientist, three (3) ‘clones’, apparently, who seem to be wearing a muscle-suits and have claws surgically adhered to their fingertips, and one (1) six-legged, bulbous automaton that just hit you with some kind of mind blast. Put them together, leave to bake for any minutes, and what do you get?

A giant bloody turd of a day.

The magpie in the window departs. The two clones beside you, formerly holding you in place, are just as unsteady on their feet as you are, having been hit by the same overwhelming stream of psychic white noise. The one on the other end of the room helps Joseph up, passing him his cane in dutiful silence. The thin, pale young man nurses his ribs, air passing through his teeth as a low, pained hiss. Must’ve landed on something hard when you chucked that clone girl at him.

“Well…” He coughs loudly, covering his mouth with one hand. “…That was dramatic.”

The huge, solid metal door behind them slides open, and your day is suddenly worse.

Her features washed in the orange glow of the nearby furnace, Kimura emerges, surveying the room with an annoyed glare. She’s covered in blood.

You really wish you could be invisible for more than a second at a time right now.

>[ ] You can still get out. The door is right behind you.
>[ ] Make a break for Joseph. Maybe you can use him as leverage.
>[ ] That mind machine needs to go down if you’re getting out of here.
>[ ] Fucking… run through them all and go straight for Kimura.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>30525988
>>[ ] That mind machine needs to go down if you’re getting out of here.
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>>30525988
>[ ] Write in.
Attempt to pull down my pants.

I got this.
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>>30525988
>[ ] That mind machine needs to go down if you’re getting out of here.
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>[x] Write in.
Go for the window!
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>>30526077
Its a ceiling window, very small and more importantly: We have really bad climbing skills when we have the time to use them, i don't even want to attempt it while were being mind blasted.

Shame our invisibility doesn't shield our mind from psychics. If we get level 5 it should (if it makes us invisible in every spectrum then there is nothing for a mind reader to pick up on).
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>>30525988
>>[ ] That mind machine needs to go down if you’re getting out of here.
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>>30525988
>>>[ ] That mind machine needs to go down if you’re getting out of here.
Just hold out untill peter comes, and saves us and Luara
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>>30526131
Interesting.

Since you're sort of phasing a very little when you go invisible, maybe it will make you hard to get a proper read on.
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>>30525988
Getting in on the bottom floor, nyiggah.

>Write in

Make a dash at kimura, zap her eyes and use the momentum & her doubling over in pain to leapfrog (More likely roll due to our condition) over her.
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>>30526036
If successful, attempt to stun/hypnotize them with my magical junk!
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>>30525988
>>[x] That mind machine needs to go down if you’re getting out of here.

we are so fucked... might as make it mutual
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>>30526048
>>30526017
>>30526137
>>30526151
>Combat Check
>DC15
>+2 STR bonus
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Rolled 20

>>30526182
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Rolled 7 + 2

>>30526182
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Rolled 12 + 2

>>30526182
pls
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Rolled 9 + 2

>>30526182
JJ SMASH!
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Rolled 15 + 2

>>30526182
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>>30526185
Why can't you roll like this in PPQ, Wrenloft?
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>>30526185
Y-y-y-yeah!
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>>30526185
Praise Jesus.
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>>30526185
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>>30526185
Have a Lizard
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>>30526185
Ouch, that's gonna hurt in the morning.
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>>30526185
>I'm scared anon, I don't know what to do.
Don't worry... The crack bitch will come later.
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>>30526185
Around elves, watch yourselves
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>>30526182
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>(1/2)
>>30526185
>22
>wow, JJ gets to be a badass

You hate these people. You hate these people so much.

Your heart pounds in your chest as you push yourself forward, urging yourself through a slurry of mental static. The girls’ strange, artificial musculature hisses and vents tiny pearls of steam as they hurry after you, but you’re flickering between reality and that cold place of invisibility, making it hard for them to keep up. Beyond the chattering, spider-like legs of the machine, you see, just for a moment, Kimura’s expression change, as if suddenly realizing you’re even there.

A crossbow bolt whistles past your shoulder (holy shit, she has a crossbow). You hear Joseph saying something, half a mutter and half a shout, but you tune it out. Another bolt misses you by a hairsbreadth, actually taking a small tuft of hair from your head on its way past, and you hear the dull, meaty thud of its metal tip slamming into one of the pursuing clones behind you.

You can do this.
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>(2/2)

You close the distance between you and the machine quickly, its legs skittering across the concrete in an awkward attempt to get back. The vaguely humanoid shape bound to its bulbous central mass squirms as another ripple of uneasy space erupts from the whirling capacitors atop it, but it’s not tracking you properly, the nauseous wave passing you by harmlessly.

You feel your arm lash out, the edge of your palm angled like a blade, biting straight through the flimsy gearwork of one of its legs' joints. The thing shudders, its weight suddenly hanging uneasily, and you grab at the closest intact limb, tearing at it with all your might. It comes apart almost immediately, and the thing emits a panicked shriek, your mind reverberating in tune. You hear, very vaguely, Kimura and Joseph both yelp in pain, just before you yourself become aware of the hot agony pressing down on the front of your brain.

Your vision flashes, but the pain recedes quickly.

Kimura is frantically notching another bolt, while Joseph just clutches his forehead and swears quietly. The machine, captive pilot and all, crashes down at your feet, metal limbs stretching wildly.

>[ ] Go after Joseph.
>[ ] Go after Kimura.
>[ ] Just try to stay alive.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>30526566
>[ ] Write in.

Toss something at Kimura
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>>30526566
>>[ ] Go after Joseph.

fuck you "bro"
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>>30526566
>>[ ] Go after Kimura.
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>>30526566
See if we can kill Joseph, then get the fuck out.
He's part of this wierd experiment shit, is crazy, and probably helped fuck up Laura.
And he's squishy.
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>>30526566
>[ ] Go after Joseph.
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>>30526611
>>30526593
>>30526602
>>30526595
>>30526592
why?
They have other scientist, we need to go after his samples/destroy the computers people.
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>>30526566
>[x] Go after Kimura.
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>>30526631
Honestly, either one is fine for me.
Just picked one at random.
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>>30526592
>>30526593
>>30526595
>>30526611
>>30526634
Combining these.

>Combat Check
>DC16
+1 agility modifier
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Rolled 7

>>30526678
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Rolled 5

>>30526678
Rolling
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Rolled 13 + 1

>>30526678
ah
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Rolled 12 + 1

>>30526678
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Rolled 18 + 1

>>30526678
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Rolled 11 + 1

>>30526678
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Rolled 2 + 1

>>30526678
Crackbitch returns?
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There's the JJ we know and love.
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crack bitch sense tingling
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GOD DAMMIT.

We were so close to being cool.
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>>30526850
>JJ
>cool

have you learned nothing?
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>>30526697
>14
>close, but no

It’s almost all instinct.

The bolt falls into place. You hear the fatal click, and before you even realize it, you’ve thrown the tip of that horrid thing’s leg in its direction. Kimura dives aside, but that gives you the time you need.

You bound over the twitching wreck of the machine, racing straight for Joseph. He's soft, and he needs a cane, and you might even be able to use him somehow. A bargaining chip of some kind, maybe.

Immediately, however, the clone beside him – Zero-Whatever – moves to intercept, dull, empty eyes staring into yours. She slices at you, the humming claws embedded into her fingertips shredding the shoulder of your jacket. You grab her arm as it sails past, very much intent on dashing her aside, but her suit hisses, silicon muscles shifting across its surface, and you find your attempts met by an unexpected reservoir of strength.

A sharp twang bites through the air and your leg screams at you, a crossbow bolt slicing across the back of your calf and forcing you to one knee. Jesus, Jesus Christ, it’s like fire…

Your brain frenzies and you know you have a second, maybe less, to try something.

>[ ] Zap the clone.
>[ ] Claw the clone.
>[ ] Try to push your strength against her.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>30526914
>Zap the clone.
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>>30526914
>>[ ] Zap the clone.
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>>30526914
>[ ] Zap the clone.
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Rolled 10 + 1

>>30526914
No claw, they're probably meant to resist it.
Zzzzzap the clone.
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>>30526914
>[x] Try to push your strength against her.
Tap into that JJ ragewell!
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>>30526914
>[ ] Zap the clone.
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>>30526914
Z is for Zyklon. It is also for Zap the Clone.
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>>30526914
>>[ ] Zap the clone.

zappy dan the magnet man
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>>30526914
>[ ] Zap the clone.
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Rolled 10 + 1

>>30526914
>>[ ] Zap the clone.
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>>30526914
>[ ] Claw the clone.
Isn't Silicon an insulator?
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Rolled 14 + 1

>>30526945
>>30526965
I can 10 too.
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>>30526914
>>[ ] Claw the clone.
Silicon muscles. Silicon is not known for its conductivity.
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>>30526936
>>30526939
>>30526943
>>30526945
>>30526952
>>30526954
>>30526959
>>30526963
>>30526965
>>30526973
>Combat Check
>DC14
>no modifier
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Rolled 2

>>30527009
pls
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Rolled 11

>>30527009
NO CRACKBITCH
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Rolled 1

>>30527009
Bitches swerve
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Rolled 2

>>30527009
>>
Why not all three?
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Rolled 11

>>30527009
Plz jj
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Rolled 9

>>30527009
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Rolled 2

>>30527009
I got this
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Rolled 12

>>30527009
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>>30527021
why
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>>30527021
karma pls
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>>30527021
Hush JJ.
It's ogre now.
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>>30527021
Well that's bad
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>>30527021
Karma
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>>30527021
Karma

I swear /tg/ dice are timed to roll low at this time of day.
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>>30527021
Shit, six rolls and we didn't even pass once. Let's not burn a karma point, Spiderman/Bruce wayne should be on his way anyways
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>>30527009
Crusty, can we develop a spontaneous mutation to harness our Crack Bitch and turn it against our enemies?
Cause Goddamn.
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>>30527021
Hahaaaaaaa.

Karma Y/N?
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>>30527081
Nay
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>>30527081
y
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Rolled 6

>>30527081
Y
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>>30527081
Y
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>>30527081
Yes
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Rolled 1

>>30527081
y
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>>30527021
If we burn karma, does that mean we get a re-roll?
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Y
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>>30527081
Y
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>>30527100
Yes.
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>>30527100
How new are you?
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>>30527097
Jesus where are all these 1s coming from.
>>30527100
yup
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Rolled 6

>>30527124
My 1 storage.
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>>30527087
>>30527092
>>30527093
>>30527096
>>30527097
>>30527103
>>30527106
Okay, looks like you guys are getting that reroll.

So... reroll.

And bear in mind, you have ONE Karma Point remaining now.
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Rolled 20

>>30527157
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Rolled 20

>>30527157
>>
Rolled 6

>>30527157
you can't critfail a karma re roll!
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Rolled 15

>>30527157
I got a good feel about this roll.
Even though I just rolled a 1.
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Rolled 8

>>30527157
DEAD NIGGERS
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>>30527168
>>30527165
BUT HOW
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>>30527165
>>30527168

....
....

the fuck were you guys?
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>>30527139
Whose blood is kimura covered in?
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>>30527165
Hahaha
HAHAHA
>>30527168
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BEING NICE PAYS OFF
WE MUST DONATE ALL OUR MONEY TO ORPHAN PUPPIES TO SURVIVE
AHAHAHAHA
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>>30527165
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>>30527165
>>30527168
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>>30527176
>HOW

JOHN

JAMES

MOTHERFUCKING

GREEN
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Rolled 17

>>30527182
my own. it's a sad tale.
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>>30527168
>>30527165
FUCK YEAH.
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>>30527165
>>30527168
Well then...
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Rolling 20's isn't normal.
But on Warp Spasm it is.
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>>30527165
>>30527168
Oh god yes, thank you glorious motherfuckers.
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>>30527165
>>30527168
This pleases me
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>>30527236
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>>30527165
>>30527168
>20
>there’s something inside you
>it’s hard to explain

Bet you can’t do this, you find yourself thinking.

Zap. Zap! You send a jolt of electricity chirping through your fingers, straight up the clone’s arm. Her face contorts strangely, eyes whirring in their sockets, and she simply throws herself back, slamming into the table she previously fell across.

Pushing through the pain gnawing at your leg, you all but throw yourself on Joseph.

“Hey now, this was supposed to be something magical, so let’s not get”–

He’s cut off by the sound of his wrist snapping, bones folding pathetically under your grip. To his credit, he doesn’t scream, just grunt loudly. You whip him around, holding his arm behind his back, and veer away from the clone you zapped a moment before.

On the other end of the room, Kimura sneers, lowering her crossbow – a fresh bolt already mounted – minutely.

“Good work, kid.” She hisses, her tone forming it like a taunt. "Keep it up and you might prove too much trouble to drag home."

The clone by the table rights herself, and the other two slowly form up beside Kimura.

>[ ] State some many of terms, maybe? [insert]
>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
>[ ] Kill or knock out Joseph.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>30527165
>>30527168
We live
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>>30527438
>>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
Fry the guys brain with tasers
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>>30527438
>>[ ] Kill or knock out Joseph.
snap his neck
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>>30527438
>>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
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>>30527438
>[x] Write in.

use Joe as a human shield, zap and dash when clear
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>>30527438
"You shouldn't have brought up my dad."
Neck snap, then HUEHUEHUE the fuck out of here.
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>>30527480
we need him alive, but we can't piss her off anymore than now.
>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
>[ ] Write in.
Get more angry.
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>>30527438
>[x] Kill or knock out Joseph.
It's the tactical choice. A quick jab to his chest with our claws. Make a run for it as his lifeless body falls.
rip Broseph ;_;
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>>30527438
>>[ ] State some many of terms, maybe? [insert]
>>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
I'm leaving, you're not following, or this guys insides go outside.

Should we ask if they have Laura?
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>>30527438
Keep up the human shield.
>>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
Once you're close enough to make a dash...
>>[ ] Kill or knock out Joseph.
JJ wins - fatality.
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>>30527522
Human shield ting. If that doesn't work, pull out our penis and hypnotize Kimura with it.
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>>30527438
>>[ ] State some many of terms, maybe? [insert]
>>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
Keep her distracted, and zap the panel, we need him to help us find his samples, and to stop Kimi from going all out yet.
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>>30527438
>[ ] State some many of terms, maybe? [insert]
Demand your samples back.
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>>30527549
If they have her, Kimura will bring it up to use as a bargaining chip. If they don't, we reveal we care a lot about her and that Kimura may lie about it, just to put us in a disadvantageous position.
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>>30527438
>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.

Escape. Also ask jo here were our samples are.
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>>30527618
Use senses to see if Laura's scent is on Kimura.
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>>30527438
>>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
No killing Joseph! Right now he seems valuable enough for Kimura to no attack us
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>>30527438
>The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.

also
>>30527678
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>>30527438
>>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
>Use senses to see if Laura's scent is on Kimura.
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>>30527438
>>[ ] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.
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>[X] The other door, the way Kimura came, is wide open. Edge that way.

“I don’t really care all that much for that bag of skin you’re cowering behind, you know, so…”

Her voice grinds against your ears. God, she makes you sick, that stare of hers, the way she forms her words. As the shock of all that spontaneous violence fades, you feel more closely the heavy, slurred weight of the breath rattling up through your lungs. You strength stays with you, but you can feel the blood pumping from your leg now, its dreadful, coppery warmth edging through the diminishing heat of the adrenaline.

You’re tired. You’re hurt. Your eyes still sting and your leg burns like something otherworldly. The claw-marks in your shoulder seem to chew deeper every time you move. You don’t have much more of this left in you.

So you don’t waste breath on words. You edge cautiously toward the warm glow of the furnace and the room Kimura emerged from. You need some space, some distance between you and these people.

“…You know, she really doesn’t.” Joseph murmurs it, his voice quiet, warbling with the pain his wrist. “If the feeling takes her, she’ll shoot straight through me.”

Behind the sights of her bow, Kimura chortles quietly. “You know it.”

“Shut up.” You hiss. God, these people…

“…I don’t want you to die, Green…”

“Quiet.” Quiet quiet quiet! You need to think!

You edge you way back, out of the room, and feel something fleshy and soft squirm lifelessly under your feet. It’s a toe. Toes, actually, several of them. Bloody and raw, and recently severed.

Joseph sighs quietly.

“Do it, One-Seven.”

Wha–

>Reflex Check
>DC16
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Rolled 4

>>30527937
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Rolled 19

>>30527937
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Rolled 16

>>30527937
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>>30527948
...the Wrenloft rolls well today.
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We fucking made it.
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>>30527948
wrenloft actually coming through for us.

Truly this must be the end of days.
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>>30527948
Jesus Christ Wrenloft what did you do to deserve all these glorious numbers? Been saving orphans in your spare time or some shit?
>>
All we need is some room and some time to slip invisible and we can run for it.
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>>30528006
I think he transfered his bad luck to only PPQ.

I'm still sad about what happen to poor Pete.
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>>30528053
>I'm still sad about what happen to poor Pete.

He's gay now?
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>>30528053
Or was it Peter that took it to himself?
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Broseph impaled on a stake of irony and metal?
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>>30528053
Hunger happen?
bad pr or is Mile Morales Quest a thing now?
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>>30527438
>[ ] Kill or knock out Joseph.

Snap his neck
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>>30528006
nothing out of the norm.
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>>30528006
Is fear the only thing keeping jjs rage in check?
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>>30528114
You're kind of late
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>>30528142
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.
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>>30528139
dice man dice.....
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>>30528096
Got a full spray worth of Uzi bullets in the chest, Hunger Happened, almost ate Crime Master, and we got Agent Venom, and got electrocuted.
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>>30528180

Testing if the site is fucked.
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>>30527948
>20
>awesome

Several things happen at once.

You hear the door slam open, and are somewhat aware of Kimura whipping about, but you’re more concerned with the clone bearing down on you, empty eyes locked on to yours. The machine drags itself up, awkwardly fondling at the floor with its remaining arms, and vents a plume of careening, twisting space.

Everything bec o m es s u dde n ly v e r y di s t a n n n n n n n –

An inch of your wits remain, wheeling in the dead space at the fringe of your mind, and you use it to shield yourself, thrusting Joseph’s sickly frame up in front of you.

Your eyes sear with new pains as a brilliant, flashing arc of lightning rips through the building, licking across Kimura and the clones beside her, stretching out like some furious, darting creature. Something shudders through your arms and you realize that the clone, the Seven, she’s stabbed Joseph with something, something that went right through his ribcage, right into him, into his heart.

He sputters fitfully as he goes limp in your arms.

The clone sets her eyes on you, and, as if finding some strange form of agreement in you, backs off, heaving the heavy metal door shut behind her.

The only light now is the many-toothed, orangey-crimson glow of the furnace. You smell burnt flesh and ages of blood. The scientist, the one in your arms, slowly stops breathing, his perforated heart winding down. Outside, on the other side of the door, you hear screams of rage and another great crack of static, and the sound of glass breaking.

And you can only stand there, nonplussed, exactly what just happened escaping you entirely.

>[ ] Look around.
>[ ] Check Joseph for… anything, really.
>[ ] Locate that burning smell.
>[ ] Throw the corpse down and take a peep outside, at what’s happening.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>30528336
>>[ ] Check Joseph for… anything, really.
then snap the neck just to be sure.
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>>30528336
....should we try and save him?
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>>30528336
>>[ ] Locate that burning smell.
>>[ ] Throw the corpse down and take a peep outside, at what’s happening.

well, that was something
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>>30528336

May we choose multiple options for this one, Crusty?
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>>30528391
I guess so.
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>>30528336
>>30528374
then
>[ ] Look around.
>[ ] Locate that burning smell.
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>>30528386

Seconded
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>[x] Throw the corpse down and take a peep outside, at what’s happening.
Hopefully it's Laura and Noriko who came to rescue us!
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>>30528336
>[ ] Check Joseph for… anything, really.
>[ ] Locate that burning smell.
>[ ] Write in\
We're going to need to destroy whatever he took for us before we jet.
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>>30528336
>>[ ] Check Joseph for… anything, really.
Especially signs of life. Break his neck and slit his throat anyway, just in case.
>>[ ] Look around.
See if you can find any samples to destroy. Or anything else they might find valuable.
>>[ ] Locate that burning smell.
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Would JJ's ex-girlfriend's code name be Shanaynapalm?

>>30528425
Kimura was covered in Laura's blood.
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>>30528336
I'm pretty sure that burnt smell is Kimura.
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>>30528336
>>[ ] Check Joseph for… anything, really.
>>[ ] Locate that burning smell.
>>[ ] Throw the corpse down and take a peep outside, at what’s happening.
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>>30528336
I'm going to hazard a guess that Joseph was a clone. Can't think any other reason why he would order 1-7 to kill him
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>>30528441
this
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>>30528336
>[ ] Check Joseph for… anything, really.
LOOTING TIME!
>[ ] Locate that burning smell.
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>>30528374
>>30528401
>>30528441
seconding these
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>>30528471
I think the injection was meant for us. Plus, the clone seems to want to salvage the situation instead of revenge for the doktor!. I hope it was some sort of drug to paralize us.
>>
Can't wait for Noriko and Lucas to sweep in, saving the day.
Hell, they probably got animal lady to help them.
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>thread infested with snap neckers
Fuckin A guys, you just made JJ kill someone, and not even one he really needed to.

Save it for kimura or creeper, not the fuckin cripple.
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>>30528694

It's better he die today than live to make some weird series of JJ-clone super fucks.
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>>30528715
Point.
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>>30528694
The mans already dead via miss seven

Though i do share the sentiment, then again, i was going to suggest killing him only if we couldnt get rid of the samples.
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>>30528694
its more double tap than murder

and fuck this Mengele wannabe
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>>30528694
That wasn't intentional though, I don't see him coldly snapping a dying guys neck though, seems incredibly out of character even if he seems dangerous.

Logically I can see the point but in-character it clashes pretty badly unless this was a much different situation. Whatever though, I'm not getting up in arms over this one.
>>
>>30528735
I think the lab materials is already burned, probably no point in killing him now if he's still somehow alive.
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>[X] Check Joseph.
>[X] Locate smell.

Christ, what is that…?

Breathing raggedly, you set the rapidly cooling remains of your father’s biggest fan down, checking his neck for a pulse. You don’t know why you bothered, really – what would you even do if he was still kicking? Slit his throat? Snap his neck? Now that he’s here, defenceless and surprisingly light, his bones full of tiny, barely-perceptible weakness and his legs weighted awkwardly, that seems a little dark for you.

Either way, he’s not breathing. His eyes, ringed by heavy, dark bangs, sink lifelessly in their sockets. A huge, empty syringe protrudes from his chest, catching the fierce light of the furnace. Looks like one of the ones he was about to stick in you. Was he really so desperate to get another sample that he’d risk his life so flagrantly for one?

Kinda ballsy, in a way. A way that you – and no other sane creature, you imagine – will likely never understand.

Something slams hard against the door, eliciting a quiver from your chest. You drag yourself up, sliding your injured leg across the floor, and make your way around the furnace, toward that god-awful smell.

Everything hisses here. Maybe it’s some old industrial complex, left to rot with the rest of some forgotten neighbourhood. Maybe it’s some absent millionaire’s untended boiler room. You’re honestly not sure. Your eyes are tired and the dark is deeper than usual, resisting all but the most stringent attempts by you to bring it into definition.

As you come around to the open mouth of the furnace, you pick out a shape slumped across a chair beside it, humanoid, small. In a moment of sudden, squinting realization, you understand that it’s Laura, her arms tied and her eyes and mouth covered by reams of duct tape. Her jacket lies slumped beside her and her gothy whatever it is she wears is soaked in blood.

And her feet have been left in the furnace.

>Relationship Check
>DC15
>+4 modifier
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Rolled 8

>>30528777
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Rolled 16 + 4

>>30528777
pls
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Rolled 15

>>30528777
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Rolled 3

>>30528777
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Rolled 19

>>30528777
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Rolled 12 + 4

>>30528777
...
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Rolled 12 + 4

>>30528777
Time to get her out of here.

Nice that she jumped in after us though, against who she feared.
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>>30528777
God fucking damn it, I thought she was smart enough to get the Cavalry first THEN Strike.
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>>30528810
Thanks anon...

but shit Laura
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>>30528847
I think she did hence bird girls birds flying around.

I hope pete isn't dead, although spidermans power level is way higher than kimuras.
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>>30528847
She probably called help actually.
She does have a phone and since she's practically immortal, she doesn't exactly need to wait.
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So what the hell just happened?
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>>30528924
She probably charged in and got her shit handed to her by Kimura.
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>>30528924

Laura's feet are being incinerated at the moment.
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>>30528924
They hurt our waifu.
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>>30528924
RECAP:

we heard that the guy we told about creeper (and who got the story published) was kidnapped. We went to save him, it was a trap, we got knocked out.

Next thing we know, we wake up strapped to a table and someone is about to get close and personal with a really big fucking needle.

We bust out, fight and now this.
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>>30528924
Bird was probably trying to warn us that Laura was in trouble, we ignored it because its a fucking bird and we don't sperm that language.
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>>30528924
Kimura's foot and Laura's firm ass had the most one-sided encounter ever I reckon
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>>30528982
>Bird was probably trying to warn us that Laura was in trouble

No, it was trying to get to us. Ordered to do so by Chat or it was Chat somehow acting through the bird (I don't know if she can do that or not).
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>>30528982
I thought it was a signal to let us know help was on the way.
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>>30528777
... She hurt laura...
Thats it we kill her here and now, using that furnace.
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>>30529100
She's locked in a room though.
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>>30529100
She's done it before, also that furnace is totes a trap for us.

Be aware on the approach JJ, but with your senses it shouldn't slow you down.
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>>30529165
doubtful.

She was just there torturing her.
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>>30529130
>>30529100
I don't think she's going to just give up, she's going to come looking for us, so we stay here
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>>30529190
Yea, not to mention they already had us and she had absolutely nothing to fear from us, considering she could overpower us last time and we just managed to get away by poking at her eyes and seeing that we're restrained in a room with guards.
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>>30529190
>>30529237
No, I mean like, now its a trap.

Not sure how long we just got knocked down for.
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>>30529237
we didn't have superstrength way back at our first meeting at the church.

still more interested in getting Laura and GTFO PDQ though
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>>30529203
Yea she's gonna come after us.
The thing is however that she's stuck in a room and armed with a crossbow.

If we wanna do this, we need to gas her.
In order to do this, we'd need to use heatvision to check any leakage of air, block them and then chuck burning stuff from the small window and then seal the window and wait till she dies of CO poisoning.
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>>30528810
>unnatural 20
>relationship stronk

You almost balk. The smell is overpowering. Her flesh roasts in the air like something you’d fry up on a Sunday, like the scaling, spitting M, the brand, the fire impressed upon you, your skin and blood and even your soul.

Biting your lip, you edge toward the slack-jawed, lapping mouth of the furnace, trying your best not to stare into the mesmeric fury of the flame. You reach out and fold your fingers around her knees, feeling her start slightly, a shudder passing across her skin. Thinking of other thing, muttering of other things – lapping waves beyond the dudes, the smell of grass after it rains, Victoria’s sweat, the low, rhythmic chiming of the hospital machines, the feeling of Laura’s skin under your fingertips – you pull her feet out of the blaze.

The smell is worse. You can taste her healing, freshening, the charnel strips of meat that spit across her bones slowly slickening and winding back into shape.

Hurrying, you pull the duct tape away from her eyes. For just a second, they cut into you, green edges filed down to a vicious point, but then she realizes it’s you.

“Hey.” You heave it out, your voice all ragged edges and heavy breathing. “Let… let me just…”

You don’t bother with the rope. You’re strong enough to take the chair apart from under her, splintering it across the floor. You almost forget that she doesn’t exactly have feet at the moment, a little surprised when she slumps down onto you, her breath pounding in her chest.

You rip the tape over her mouth shut and, as if disposing of an overchewed wad of gum, she spits out a ball of glowing coal. You flinch – her breath smells of burnt meat.

>[ ] Still sounds like chaos outside. Find another way out.
>[ ] Wait for Laura to heal.
>[ ] Go back the way you came.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>30529285
Considering how much time that would take, I wouldn't recommend this.

It's much more efficient to use underworld contacts to get mustard gas and throw that at her.
There's like nothing they can do for her after that, seeing that surgery is impossible and her lungs are filled with foam.
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>>30529301
>[ ] Wait for Laura to heal.

Invisibly, though, in case Kimura comes in then we can shove that cunt in the furnace.

Plus having Laura ready & well as an ally would be good. Two fighters are better than one.
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>>30529301
>>[x] Still sounds like chaos outside. Find another way out.

and be invisible during
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>>30529301
>>[ ] Still sounds like chaos outside. Find another way out.
carry her on your back if you have to
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>>30529301
>You rip the tape over her mouth shut

Man, I need more sleep.

>You rip the tape over her mouth off
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>>30529301
>>[ ] Still sounds like chaos outside. Find another way out.
>>[ ] Wait for Laura to heal.
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>>30529301
>[ ] Wait for Laura to heal.
Keep invisible and sit in the corner.
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>>30529301
>[ ] Still sounds like chaos outside. Find another way out.
Bail
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>>30529285
But Noriko is there. She might be able to zap Kimura's ass.
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>>30529301
>>[ ] Wait for Laura to heal.
Be invisible. Preferably on the ceiling.
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>>30529301
Gotta get out, once were good we can wade into the chaos to kill the demon.

Outside as in outside or outside this room?
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>>30529301
>>[ ] Still sounds like chaos outside. Find another way out.
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so we know noriko and peter are out there, but who else?
And how did they find us/them(our hobo family)?
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Actually, imma call it here.

I know it's not the usual way I end these threads, and it wasn't long today, but I need some human person sleep if I'm gonna run tomorrow.

So.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

>THREAD 52: END

>Congratulations! JJ was kinda cool today!
>Congratulations! You got an X-Point!
>Congratulations! Oh, Joseph, how fleeting an angel you were.
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Try to find a way outside, and call kimura to lure her here.
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>>30529489
>if I'm gonna run tomorrow.

FUCK YEAH
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>>30529449
Outside the room.
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Rolled 18

>>30529489
RIP In Peace Joseph, please don't come back as a clone.
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Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-qweh7nbQ

>Crusty... So when do we get that Guardians of the Galaxy cameo we've all been asking for?
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>>30529348
we're still affected by the knockout gas. We can only be invisible for a few seconds at a time until we heal.

>[ ] Wait for Laura to heal.

>>30529380
And kevins power probably works on Kimura also. Noriko saps her and Kevin melts whats left.
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>>30529489
>Crusty so when do we get that Deadpool and Squirrel Girl cameo we've all been hoping for?
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>>30529489
rip
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>>30529522
But how is he going to cure our rampant mutation if that wasn't a clone?

The path to being a walking tumor lies before us.
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>>30529523
>hype maximum
>ooga confirmed
>chaka verified
>initiating high expectations

Maybe when Homeless Mutant Quest ends, you can have Cosmic Mutant Quest.
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>>30529588
dicking around in space is an x-men right of passage....
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Oh, you guys have two X-Points now, so I guess there's stuff you can purchase. Y'know, if you want.
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I say we bank the X-point until further notice.
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>>30529617
bank
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>>30529617
>bank
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>>30529588
Hey, Earth be all "no more mutants" so we grab a ride with our raccoon friend and be all "we out, muggas"
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>>30529617

Bank
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>>30529588
i never read their comics, do they act the same way they do in the trailer and are you hyped for the movie.i'm hoping it does well since that helps World War Hulk or Planet Hulk to be made into a movie.
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>>30529617
Bank
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>>30529489
Oh boy, we've got enough X-points to buy something! Let the shitstorm commence!
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We have two x points. I don't think we can spend them yet because JJ's powers don't work at the moment

Electrostatic Tuch lvl 2
Enhanced Agility lvl 2
Bank
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>>30529617
Into the bank it goes.
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>>30529617
bank

save for healing 3
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>>30529617
phase
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>>30529617
Bank.
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>>30529617
>Enhanced Agility
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>>30529648
Characterization seems to be roughly the same Star Lord looks to be much more of a rogue than he is in the comics.

I can't imagine Groot will change much.

And yes, my hype is so furious it can't be contained. I'm high on a feeling.
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So do we get invisibility 5 or Senses 5?
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>>30529617
>Enhanced Agility
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>>30529617

Enhanced Agility
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>>30529617
Bank

we need that regen 3.
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so what are we banking specifically for?

healing 3 is where its at IMO, limb regen(think of the tabby cat job anons!) and we just flat out heal faster. Just a good thing to have. a nice solid conservative choice
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>>30529670
didn't see your post >>30529617

The fuck is everyone banking for. There is a fight going on outside. people could die
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>>30529648
there's a sticky on /co/ with reading order charts and mediafire links

also, an Annihilation omnibus is coming out in may
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>>30529698
Achived
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>>30529698
what do you think of The rock and Batista playing Groot and Drax.
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>>30529735
I agree that it would be nice but people are dieing left and right. Enhanced Agility would help us right now.

p.s. not getting hit in the first place is better than healing when we do.
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>>30529648
Well now's your chance to read up on it. In fact, you should read the entire cosmic marvel run.

Seriously, go do it.
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>>30529761
Will check it out then.
>>30529735
I agree with healing, but there is also an argument for senses/invisibility.
But this all depends on when we get the 3rd x-point.
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>>30529787
It's not the rock. It's Vin Diesel.
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>>30529735
I don't think people are banking for anything in particular. They just can't think of a power right now and there default is to bank.
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>>30529819
My bad there.
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>>30529767
Thanks, dude. You're a cool guy.

>>30529787
Vin Diesel is playing Groot. Which is the best possible casting choice for him.
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>>30529735
The reason why I think we should bank is the following.
1. There will be new powersets available soon.
2. We can pick agility if we run into trouble.
3. There's plenty of good 3 cost powers (Geointuitive vision is my faviourite)
>>
>>30529805
why not go with the ones we can buy right now?
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>>30529761
The sticky is gone.
>>30529792
I'm considering it right now.
>>30529836
4.Senses
5.Invisibility
6.extra powers
>>30529848
We are in a dire situation.
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>>30529789
I would agree but the dice are a factor. random chance makes any bonus we could get meaningless. it could be a DC 12 with +8 bonus and we could all 2's.

I feel the guarantee of the healing factor is the better investment.
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>>30529864
>We are in a dire situation.
I'm confused are you saying this is a reason NOT to level up right now?
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>>30529588
>Maybe when Homeless Mutant Quest ends, you can have Cosmic Mutant Quest.
>Maybe when Homeless Mutant Quest ends.
>Homeless Mutant Quest ends.
>ends
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>>30529617
I'll throw in a vote behind agility, we need survivability now, not later.
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>>30529864
a pity

should be here (along with many others)
http://comraderecs.tumblr.com/

foolz should have the mediafire links
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>>30529916

Seconded
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>>30529588
I don't want it to end
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>>30529884
>random chance makes any bonus
Not bonus, but straight up ability.
At level 2 we can walk on rope, level 3 we run on rope.
Plus it should give some heft bonuses on stuff that require us to roll for reflexes.
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>>30529884
It is a guarantee but it doesn't help during a fight. It only helps after the fight is already won or lost.

If we get into hand to hand combat with Kimura or Barracuda healing isn't going to stop them from tearing our head off or putting a bullet through our head.
>>
>>30529884
But it also eliminates some situations where our dexterity would need to be rolled, the conditions required to actually force us to make a check go way the fuck up.
>>
Enhanced Agility
>>
Enhanced agility.
>>
>>30529940
By the way Crusty, regarding cleaning ourselves up for Tabbycat, when that time comes, could you add the option of asking to borrow the Hellion's shower as an option?

Would be a good time to drop the info on the creeper's compound as well.
>>
Hmm. Okay. Seems like we're torn between Banking and Enhanced Agility.

Post,

1 for Bank.
2 for Enhanced Agility.

Remember, just the number, nothing more. If there's a quote, or if there's greentext, or if there's anything but the number, your vote is discounted and I drink your tears.
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>>30529940
the specter of crack bitch looms over us like a permanent sword of Damocles.

and when it falls, I want healing 3 to help soften the blow.

>>30529979
people used a similar argument with senses 4. that we would see Kimura coming ahead of time. the next thread, we fall into a trap and kimi kicks us to sleep

>>30530013
I'd feel better asking Pete
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>>30529916
>>30530009
These are me, I forgot we aren't supposed to link to crusty's post or say anything with it.
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>>30530013
Whoops! Linked to wrong post.
>>30529829
>>
1
>>
1
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>>30530013
...That's a good idea. Sure.
>>
2
>>
1
>>
>>30530032
2
>>
1
>>
2
>>
2
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2
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1
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>>30530037
>we fall into a trap and kimi kicks us to sleep
No power would have stopped that from happening.
>>
>>30530090

Test

>>30530074

Don't link anything. Just the number
>>
>>30530074
>>30530097
I fucking did it again, of course.
>>
2
>>
>>30530090

That's my post.

Why was it deleted?

I didn't delete it.
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>>30529489
>Implying Joseph is not coming back as a mutie Trisentinel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoLs0V8T5AA
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>>30530063
Thanks, just wanted to make sure that people are aware of that option before breaking into somebody's home in case I don't make it.

There's also asking to borrow peter's shower, but I don't think people would forget that option.
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>>30530147
Still there for me.
>>
Votan closed.
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>>30530171

Looks deleted on my end.
>>
2
>>
>>30530173
5 all
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1
>>
2
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>>30530147
>>30530171
>>30530177
I can still see it.

And... this looks like a tie.

Hmm.

Someone roll a D20 1-10 Banks, 11-20 gets Enhanced Agility.
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Rolled 5

>>30530214
pls agility
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Rolled 8

>>30530214
>>
Rolled 2

>>30530214
>>
Rolled 16

>>30530214
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Rolled 8

>>30530214
>>
Rolled 10

>>30530214
Sure
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>>30530227
Into Gringotts it goes.
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>>30530227
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>>30530227
bonked
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Rolled 18

>>30530227
>>30530228
>>30530230
>>30530234
>>30530237
to
>>30530231
The dice have spoken.
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2
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>>30530252
this makes me sad
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>>30530270
Hope JJ likes crossbows.

Was a good excuse to have JJ adapt the scene after encountering that shit.
>>
Win win situation on my opinion.
Though I'd love to get agility eventually.
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>>30530252
And I wanted to dodge bullets.
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>>30530283
Honestly? Seeing as this encounter has stretched out over more sessions that I'd have liked, mostly due to FUCKING LONDON UNDERGROUND FUCK YOU TRAINS, you're likely to pick up another X-Point tomorrow.

I mean, assuming you do cool stuff.
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>>30530307
Geointuitive vision is 3 cost power.
We'd need that to see bullets anyway... and to become bullseye.
Though all things considered, you can still try to get agility through on next thread.
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Rolled 6

>>30530319
>I mean, assuming you do cool stuff.
As in, we try to do cool stuff or we roll well enough to do cool stuff?
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>>30530319
Hear that guys?

That right there is destiny calling.

Tomorrow we slay the demon.
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>>30530340
the latter
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>>30530340
...Well, a bit of both, I guess.
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>>30530338
I would rather have Geointuitive vision than healing but I know that everyone is just going to jump on the healing factor band wagon next thread. I'll repeat

>all I wanted to do was dodge bullets
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>>30530319
>I mean, assuming you do cool stuff.
...and, now the anons are going to spend tomorrow acting like Bruce Willis.
I fear healan will become less a safety net and more a necessity. Considering we won't have a spleen.
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>>30530383
I'll vote for Geointuitive vision friend.
I mean unless we lose an arm or a leg.
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>>30530389
I actually addressed this earlier >>30529970

Healing doesn't help in a fight it only help after. I would rather not get hit in the first place. I'm not saying it isn't useful. Healing is boring and doesn't make us more badass.
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>>30530448
>unless we lose an arm or a leg.
This is literally the only thing that will make me vote for healing factor.
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>>30530546
Well that and getting shot I suppose.
But yea, I mostly would rather get Geointuitive vision/agility/spidersense
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>>30529489
Poor Joseph, he just wanted some samples. I know he had to go but I kinda hoped we could turn him to at least neutral if not good over time
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>>30530507
JJ will never be consistently badass.

the dice can will and have fucked us and they will do so again.

I do not want to be down a limb with no x points.
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>>30531413
His clone waifus didn't seem all that interested in avenging him. Either they are emotionally conditioned or he's not actually dead.OK, that's wishful thinking.


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