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Now is the perfect time, the dark overlord of the moon has been distracted from his nefarious plots unexpectedly and you must strike!

Your friends have been taken, enslaved to power his evil ROUTER so that he might control his legions of minions with his COMPUTER

you don't exactly know what these things are though because you are a Lunarian Lepridae, a moon rabbit. a small, slightly squishy creature that lives in the land Deculture lord of the rolled up newspaper and squirty water bottle claimed. you and your kind are seen as a small sort of nuisance but too amusing, cute and inept to really worry about

You currently are standing outside the gate to the lunar mansion that he calls home trying to find a way inside so that you can start your search

I promise nothing but an idea that I couldn't get rid of and a bad attempt at humour and probably shitloads of bad grammar, for this I apologise in advance
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>voting rules are 15 minute windows and most voted option wins, most of these will be write ins since I wanted this to be a bit more anon driven and they can choose whatever they feel like doing

thanks to Deculture for drawing a cool OP image and actually prodding me to give this a try
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>>30542753
[X] Call Magical Girl Cupcake and see if she has any advice.
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Let's try to force the door open. Cutely.
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>>30542753
Walk between the bars of the gate.
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Looking at the gate which towers over you as does the surrounding wall you wonder how exactly you will get inside.

There are some hills off to the east which have a few burrows and a crater a few feet out from the walls thanks to the last rain a few weeks ago

You try calling Magical Girl Cupcake but sadly her phone is currently set to 2cake4u. You never really figured out what this means but you think she is probably ignoring everyone for the moment because she is eating

> try to open the gate ( how? )
> try to get around the gate ( dig? find a hole? climb? )
> write in
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>>30542753
[X] Breed prodigiously through obscure means, probably asexual reproduction, consuming all natural resources until legions of you blot out the very horizon.
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Climb!
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>>30542872
Gnaw through the bars, they're actually chocolate
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>>30542872
>> try to open the gate
USE OVERPOWERING CUTENESS.
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>>30542884
This.
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
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>>30542872
Defecate cute little droppings on his doorstep, so when he attempts to retrieve his map, he gets moon feces squeezing between his toes
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>>30542875
Sadly moon rabbits do not breed asexually, this is another reason why you must save your friends!

>>30542833
>>30542934
You look up at the gate and turn your cuteness up to 11, you hop around getting a small amount of speed up and jump with all your might and hug the gates.

Sadly as they are metal they do not react to your cuteness

>>30542884
>>30542936
Since you are hanging onto the gates already you decide to try climbing them.
Success! You made it to the top of the gate.

From here you can see the front yard of the mansion, there is a front door, a cellar door, a drainpipe that looks climbable and some windows you can see through

First obstacle overcome! your friends will be free in no time

> How do you proceed? One of the doors? the drainpipe? other?
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Climb the drainage pipe, Solid Rabbit
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>>30543004
>a drainpipe that looks climbable and some windows you can see through
Climb pipe, peek windows!
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>>30543004
Recon! Check the windows
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>>30543004
Circle around, check the door for obvious ways in, then climb the drainpipe and see what's inside.
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>>30543004
Check windows, then climb drainpipe!

Imagine yourself making cameos in other quests
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>>30543124
>Imagine yourself making cameos in other quests
Lets not get ahead of ourselves. First we're going to need some personality!
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>>30543138
I think he was referring to the QM of another quest being the BBEG of this one.
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>>30543064
>>30543068
>>30543071
>>30543092
You look around, the front door is shut firmly but the cellar door is partway open. There is also a back door that looks like you could push it open if you tried

Climbing up the drainpipe you look through the windows, inside one room you see someone standing before a huge pile of hats trying them on and then putting them back shaking their head unhappy with how it looked

Climbing a bit further you see a room full of stuffed animals and cushions with a really nice looking lady lying around hugging them, she seems to be writing something. Looking around this room you see a poster of a really scary looking lady with a spiky shield and a mean look on her face, she is wearing red glasses and holding a shiny metal object that you don't recognise
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What do you want to do?

>the front door?
>the cellar door?
>the back door?
>try and get in one of the windows?
>other
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>>30543138
>>30543156
On this, I didn't want to write much about the character because I wanted anon to fill in the blanks how they felt fit, I figured for my first shot I would rather give you guys more freedom than not

feel free to try whatever you want and I will give it my best shot

tfw 4chan ate the what do part of my last post
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>>30543191
The cellar door! We can see if our friends are all there!
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>>30543191
>try and get in one of the windows?
plush toys are natural camoflage for Moon Rabbits!
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Picture for the last update
Thanks Decu
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Should definitely avoid the room with the hats
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damn that's one cute bunny
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>>30543191
Knock on the window. Look cute.
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>>30543303
Deculture also supplied a scary version
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>>30543191
>try and get in one of the windows?
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>>30543308
See, I'd have kept that for our inevitable victory.

Or some kind of joke about Moon-myxomatosis
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>>30543308
And that's saved for next week's Breaker Quest.
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>>30543351
I considered it but I have something else in mind for our victory

and writing
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>>30543191
Tou some Hou and drive the gates insane.
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>>30543342
>>30543307
>>30543264
You hop up to the window with the nice looking lady, you shift and struggle trying to open the window but she has it closed tightly.

Changing tact you decide to look your cutest you make your ears go floppy your eyes big and you lean up against the window and tap on it a few times. The lady looks up at you and you see a change come over her. Quicker than you can follow she is at the window fiddling with a lock trying to open it with an expression of combined desire and joy at the prospect of hugging you.

You have a few moments before she gets the window open do you
>sit still and wait for her to reach you?
>decide this is sort of scary and try to hop away?
>other?
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>>30543307
>>30543171

This. Try to look cute!
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>>30543410
>Wait patiently for her to open the window, then unleash bullet hell.
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>>30543410
>>sit still and wait for her to reach you?
HUGS
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>>30543410
Wait for her to open the window, then jump past her into the cushions. Hide in the fluffy.
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>>30543410
Sit Still and wait.
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Actually, what's our objective here, guys? We've now got a way in but we've been seen. Getting HUGS basically means we're stuck with Midorin. Trying to escape now that she knows we're here means getting chased around?
I think we need to let the hugs happen for now and wait for her to drop her guard later.

Changing >>30543448
to >sit still and wait for her to reach you?
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>>30543494
>Make eyes REEEEEEEEAL big-a like.
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>>30543494
As soon as she lays hands on us we're going to slit her fucking throat like the stone-cold rabbit fuck we are.

Then we are going to reveal that our fur is black. Like our soul. But not our coffee, because only edgy fucks and old people drink coffee black.
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>>30543416
>>30543422
>>30543432
>>30543448
>>30543482
>>30543494
>>30543502
You decide to sit patiently and plot various ways to use this as a way to save your friends
You imagine unleashing a tide of bullets but then you remember you lack the ability to shoot anything. Then you realise jumping past her and hiding in the pile of fluffy toys would work great!

But you took too long to come to this conclusion and she has you already

"Oh look how cute you are, you are so fluffy and soft and cuddly just like I imagined!" the Lady says in the space of a few heartbeats suddenly hugging you so tightly to her that your face is suddenly buried in her sweater

Yes! you made it inside, your master plan is proceeding nicely

But for now you have to decide what you are going to do to get out of this situation
>Sit still and wait for her to get tired of hugging you / fall asleep?
>Try to escape ( how? )
>Activate cute instincts and hope for the best?

>>30543516
sadly despite your best efforts you cannot summon enough edge to cut through paper let alone someones throat. All you achieve is cutely pawing at things
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>>30543557
Try to escape. Shit thyself, then hide amongst fluffy
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>>30543557
No! Paw ferociously god damn it! WE ARE A TERRIFYING AND MONSTROUS MOON RAooooohgodyeskeepscratchingmyearshumanslave...

Thump our hind leg against her belly
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>>30543557
yaay this is cuddly

Let's just wait until she falls asleep.
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>>30543557
>Rub our tummy. Look up at her pitifully.

When she inevitably runs to find us delicious treats, we will flee.
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>>30543557
>Sit still and wait for her to get tired of hugging you / fall asleep?

lets go with this. We are a cute bunny. No reason to not let anyone think that we are not a cute bunny. Until her attention goes lax, then we will strike!
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>>30543557
fall asleep.
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>>30543171
Was that fucking Rena trying on the hats? Hey! Hey! You're dense! HAH!
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>>30543557
How long do we have to complete the "mission"?
If time if on our side, let the hugging happen.

Otherwise, attempt to summon the edge to slit her throat. Fail miserably and paw cutely at her face.
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>>30543616
to clarify I mean WE fall asleep.

>>30543618
hat-chan, not Rena.

Rena is a comic in the Decuverse
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>>30543626
DIE, HUMAN!

*pappappappap*

"Awww, who's an adorable bunny!? Is it you? IS IT YOU!?"

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT! KILL! KIIIIIILL!
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>>30543630
Not to sound ignorant, but what does Decu run, and would you say it's worth an archive binge?
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>>30543646
Magical Girl Noir Quest.
I'd recommend Nubum's eBook over the archives. I personally can't stand the rest of the playerbase, but the writing is good.
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>>30543646
Start with Cherno Alpha,
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>>30543618

Hat-chan is Decu's resident sexy drawfag
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>>30543630
>to clarify I mean WE fall asleep.
There's a time to fight. And a time to be incredibly cute and bide your time.
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>>30543557
Bunny dominion must be achieved. Until such time as we are able to procreate at ludicrous rates, however, we must act intelligently.

>Be cute to her.
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>>30543715
>drawfag gets drawfag

I've never been so jealous
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>>30543565
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>>30543575
>>30543583
>>30543585
>>30543594
>>30543616
At first you try struggling against her grasp attempting to disembowel her with your soft fluffy arms which are about as sharp and deadly as the rice cakes you eat

Despite your best efforts the soft fleshy prison stays strong, you look up at the lady's and paw at her a bit trying to get her attention to show you are hungry and escape her grasp. Sadly she keeps talking to herself about how cute you are and that she thinks she should put a mascot into the story she is writing, maybe even keeping you in her room for reference too absorbed in her own world to notice your attempts at distracting her with feeding you while you escape

After a few minutes you start feeling sleepy and in the warmth you are currently being squashed into you struggle to keep your eyes open...
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>>30543746
STAY WITH ME RABBIT! DO NOT SLEEP!
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>>30543746
>Squashed to death by tits

..Good Ending, then?
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>>30543746
We are superior to this creature. We can stay awake whenever we want! Force our eyes open, and start nibbling her sweater. If we need food, we'll make our own.
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>>30543787
This. Nibble our way to freedom, and don't stop pawing at the boob prison!
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>>30543772
not an ending yet

but yeah it wouldn't be a bad way to go
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>>30543767
>>30543772
>>30543787
You try to feebly keep your eyes open and nibble on her sweater. This gets her attention briefly but she mistakes it for you showing affection and smile while patting you more making you doze off

short delay for next post, helping nephew quickly
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>>30543842
WE CAN SURVIVE THIS

KEEP
NIBBLING
TO THE END
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>30543842
Sigh.

Light a cigar.

"Listen here, Tits McGee..."
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Use your sleepy suffering to call upon the other moon denizen that Deculture suffers the existence of- Cosgrove. Even if you fall to the clutches of sleep, he'd annoy deculture for for you.
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>>30543842
raise your paw.
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>>30543842
[x]Enjoy mounds of useless meat
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A few hours Later..

You awaken to find the lady asleep, having discarded you to hug a pillow with that scary looking person on it, you think this is sort of weird but she let go of you. You are one step closer to your goal!

Now you are in the scary nice lady's room while she sleeps, you can see her door is closed but it has a lever handle instead of a round one, there are piles of stuffed toys some even wearing clothes that might fit you and she has a small desk in the middle of her room with books and pencils

What now master of fluffy seduction?

>Try the door, you should be able to open it
>Go back out the window, there might be more stuff to see
>Root amongst the stuffed toys to see what you can find
>Have a look at her desk and the papers on it, maybe she has information about your missing friends!
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>>30543867
>Listen here, Tits McGee
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>>30543923
>Based Ermine
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>>30543921
We've successfully made her surrender her honor.

Step through the doorway to tomorrow.
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>>30543921
>Master of Fluffy Seduction
Equip our new title. Find some clothing worthy of the future Overlord of the Moon. Work on our evil laugh.

Find scissors. We need a sword.
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>>30543921
>Root amongst the stuffed toys to see what you can find
Stuffed toy disguise is a go!
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>>30543888
>implying he's not chained up in the basement someplace
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>>30543921
>Wear a nice suit
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>>30543921
Fluffy tail
never fails

>>Root amongst the stuffed toys to see what you can find
[X] Create cunning bear disguise before heading for the door.

If anyone asks, your name is now Boris, and you are russian, da?
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>>30543921
nude bunny best bunny. Ignore the loot, go for the door.
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>>30543976
>Ignoring the loot
It's like you WANT to lose the boss fights.

On that note, you! Bunny-Pimp! Level grind on the plushies.
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>>30543945
>>30543963
>>30543953
Looking through the stuffed toys you find a few options

A leather jacket worn by a bear with incredibly an large hairdo

A top hat, cane and monocle worn by a very posh looking toy

A soviet tank helmet worn by a small blonde haired doll

A helmet with a tinted visor and a scarf that flows like a cape in the slightest breeze
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>>30544043
>>Leather Jacket
You give us options like you don't already know what we want.
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>>30544043
Leather Jacket
Soviet Tank Helmet
Scarf that flows like a cape in the breeze

Let's do this.
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>>30544043
Wear the leather jacket, tank helmet, monocle, cane, AND scarf.
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>>30544043
>Take the large hairdo

>Take the cane

>Take the helmet to wear atop our fucktardedly huge hairdo

>Wear the scarf
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>>30544043
>All of the above
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>>30544043
>leather jacket
>scarf that flows like a cape in the slightest breeze
We're just Too Cool a Cute Bunny.
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>>30544105
[ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED]
Personality get
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>>30544127
>"Here are these outfits you can choose from."

>"I steal the hair."

>"...what?"
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>>30544043
>A top hat and cane (leave the monocle)
>Find a stylish suit
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>>30544043
Tank helm, leather jacket, scarf-cape.
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>>30544177
also, monocle and cane, because dapper.
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>>30544177
>>30544118
>>30544105
>>30544100
>>30544099
>>30544080
You tumble out of the pile of stuffed toys wrapped in an unholy collection of clothing.
As you stand up and manage to untangle yourself you catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror, you are have a top hat on top of an incredibly large pompadour which is on top of a helmet with a monocle over the top, you are wearing a leather jacket and scarf which managed to get wrapped around you

after looking at this for a while you decide that it is a bit much and remove the headpieces leaving yourself with a cool leather jacket and a scarf that flows like there is a strong breeze whenever you move

Happy with your new appearance you turn back to the room, there is still the sleeping lady who is now drooling slightly onto her pillow, the door, the window which is closed but not locked and the desk still unexamined

where do you go with your extremely stylish new look?

>Open the door ( how? )
>Back out the window! ( to where? )
>That desk looks sort of interesting
>Other
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>>30544043
Take the cane for sure. Our paws have failed us, it may prove to be a more useful weapon.
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>>30544261
WARDROBE RAILROADING! CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFokay, I don't care that god-damned much.

Still, we need a weapon before we do anything, as demonstrated by being unable to destroy the human tittymonster without rolling to seduce.

Check the desk.
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>>30544261
it is decided now. we are to take everything that can go on our head that we deem worthy and build a tower on top of ourselves. It's height is directly proportional to our strength and intellect.
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>>30544261
>>Open the door ( how? )
scarf, natch.
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>>30544274
I was tempted to say something too, but then I realized that we can give the rest of the clothes to our moon rabbit brethren.

>>30544261
Use the scarf to hook onto the door latch and turn it with cuddly rabbit fat.
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>>30544261
>>Open the door ( how? )
make a lasso
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>>30544274
actually I took the most voted two items
I thought it was better than a tower of clothing
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>>30544305
doesn't even need a lasso. Just needs to go over the handle, then grab both ends and just pull down.
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>>30544261
>That desk looks sort of interesting
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>>30544306
I was joking, man, it's cool. Also, friendly word of advice for further quests (which you should do because this is interesting): Don't feel compelled to respond to the vocal asshats flinging shit about you if they're in the minority. After all, stupid people will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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>>30544321
>doesn't even need a lasso
when you find yourelf in a situation that a lasso might help, you just do it. you do NOT stop and question it. just do it.
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>>30544306
Jacket-5
scarf-5
tank helmet-4

fair enough. I don't think anyone cares enough to ask for a rewrite.
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>>30544300
>>30544305
How long is this scarf exactly? I was imagining it to be bunny-sized.

>>30544261
Check out the desk.
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>>30544261
>That desk looks sort of interesting

we got hugged by the tittymonster...not a bad start.
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>>30544338
It's the stereotypical "blows at the slightest breeze" scarf. It's at LEAST twice as long as the rabbit is tall.
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>>30544327
well I am not sure I will even do any more, this was just an idea that refused to get out of my head. if Deculture didn't prod me repeatedly to do this I wouldn't have actually started it
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>>30544338
>How long is this scarf exactly? I was imagining it to be bunny-sized.
we can always use the rest of the toy clothes. or even the clotes nice scary lady is sure to have left laying around.
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>>30544261
>That desk looks sort of interesting
I wonder what's in there.
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>>30544361
You DO realise you're going to be running this every time Decu has a failure to launch, right? good.

Also, we adopt the name Boris. It was a joke but Moon Rabbit needs a name.
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>>30544361
But you've started now. You're a QM. You're one of us. You can never leave.

Seriously though, I'm having fun. You should write more if you get another idea.

>>30544350
That's still not really enough length to get up and over the door handle.
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>>30544412
My shitty abortion of a quest begs to differ about your assertion that a QM once, a QM forever.
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>>30544412
>That's still not really enough length to get up and over the door handle.
i can't believe I actually did it, but yeah I went up to my door, imagined a moon rabbit, then multiplied the height by 3. You're right, the scarf would barely touch the door handle, may or may not be long enough.

.....hangon, we're on the moon! Decreased gravity or someshit. Ignore the questions raised by lack of oxygen.
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>>30544371
>>30544342
>>30544338
>>30544325
>>30544274

You look at the door and figure you could open it easily enough with your weirdly long scarf which seems to grow longer as you move and shortens back when you stop but the desk has paper on it, and paper can have all sorts of interesting things drawn on it.

This paper however has some things written on it about some girls named Murder Mayumi and Miracle Midori, there are some drawings to go with it that you don't really understand but you think that what they are doing is something that girl rabbits don't do with other girl rabbits. Or tentacley things.
or strange things that look sort of like carrots would if they were not orange and thicker.

After a while of looking at these pictures your head starts hurting from you trying to understand what this weird lady was thinking so you decide to go back to the door and open it by throwing one end of your scarf over it and pulling it down.

The door glides open smoothly and you see a hallway, on the other side is an open door to a room with lots of little people shaped things inside and a bed, to the right is a window and to the left is a stairway down

Where to slightly confused cool rabbit?
>Room with figurines
>Window
>Stairway
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This is the best thing ever. I wish I lived on the Moon. I once lived on the moon...but then a scary witch lady blew everything up.
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>>30544467
...rabbits can jump, y'know. They're kinda famous for it.

Plus, we're an anime protagonist bunny. Possibly distantly related to the one from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

No mere door can stand against us when we have the opportunity to Take 20 against it.
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>>30544467
>>30544412
The scarf is a plot scarf
it's length is exactly as long as is needed or the proper length for maximum coolness to be achieved by any motion made by the wearer
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>>30544486

>Room with figurines
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>>30544489
Go home, Chester, you're drunk.
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>>30544467
Bunnies don't die of lack of oxygen, they die of loneliness. That's why we need to go find our fellow bunnies.

Also it explains why Midorin is gone, she opened a window to hard vacuum and only noticed after we fainted.
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>>30544486
>>Room with figurines
For a moment, I thought we'd found the Treasure Room. But a bed?
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>>30544486
>Room with figurines
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>>30544486
>Action jump out the window-
wait we just came from there. ummmmm
>Action slide down the stairway!
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>>30544486
>Other
Air ducts.
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>>30544524
I am tempted to actually say this is true...It isn't though, Midori just fell asleep from your overwhelming cuteness
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>>30544555
oh. oooh. of course air ducts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtyByefOvgQ
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>>30544555
>YES
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>>30544556
But we still legitimately cannot die except by loneliness. When we achieve bunny dominion over the moon, we will be so numerous as to be invincible.
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>>30544486
>Room with figurines

maybe we'll see Dan's newest edition...or find Decu's Yuu figurine.
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>>30544712
There's a chiaki doll sitting on a chair, facing Braids, Dildoes, and Murderface.
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>>30544489
>I once lived on the moon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTysF1E4Ft0
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>>30544712
>>30544546
>>30544539
>>30544510
You look across the hallway, outside of the safety of this room you are wary. You see an air duct in the roof and decide to climb into it, while the inside of the duct is comfortable you are on a mission, sneaking across the treacherous hallway from above with the wind rustling your scarf you make the deadly four foot journey and find yourself looking down into the room from a handy vent in the roof, checking that the room is clear you drop down and survey the insides

Inside you see a bed, it doesn't look as comfortable as the one in the room across the hall, directly to the side is a small desk with a figurine of a small girl with brown skin and white hair with four gigantic arms, she is in a pose where she is high fiving a weird looking robot with a funny hat on it's head. Around the walls you notice lots of figurines with weird hairstyles, clothing and sometimes weapons.

Then you see.. IT
The squirty bottle, Decultures most feared tool of moon rabbit oppression, with that and the rolled up newspaper he has kept your friends in line since before you can remember

there is also a small desk in the corner too small for a human but big enough for a rabbit to sit at, there are some pencils and paper as well as a little box with a hole cut in the side

>What do?

>Examine the figurines?
>Look at the tiny desk?
>Approach... IT.. carefully?
>Other?
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>>30544845
>Approach... IT.. carefully?
We shall spill the contents all over the floor, and no moon rabbit shall fear it again!
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>>30544845
CRUSH THESE WEAPONS OF WAR, DEVOUR THE HERETICAL PAPERS, AND SPILL HATED WATERS ONTO THE GROUND.
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>>30544845
Approach IT carefully
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>>30544906
This. The day of liberation is at hand.
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>>30544845
>brown skin
>white hair

Yesssssss

Take the squirt bottle, engineer a complicated mechanism so it squirts decu when he enters the room.
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>>30544845
>>Approach... IT.. carefully?
Throw the scarf at it.
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>>30544845
>>Approach... IT.. carefully?

And verily I say unto thee brothers, let us cast down the oppressor!
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>>30544889
>>30544906
>>30544955
>>30544969
>>30545032
>>30544991
You look at.. IT
IT always represented fear, power, the ability to make things cold and wet which makes you not fluffy.

You grab your scarf and use it like a whip, knocking IT on the floor, you leap back.. Wary for any spray that might come out

After a short while you get closer and poke it, and again. IT doesn't seem to react, you could destroy it, spill it's cold filling everywhere and strike a great blow for moon rabbits everywhere

>Do you do it? take the chance?
>Or do you avoid touching IT, and find something else to do in this room?
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>>30545132
>Do you do it? take the chance?
Though our hearts are afraid of being soaked with water and being damp, we will persevere and knock over... IT!
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>>30545132
WE TAKE DECU'S POWER FOR OUR OWN. TWIST AND SUBVERT HIS INSTRUMENT OF SLAVERY TO ENSLAVE THE ENSLAVER
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>>30545132
Do it.
For the Moon Rabbits!
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>>30545132
smother IT with the folded newspaper. USE ONE WEAPON OF WAR TO DESTROY ANOTHER.
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>>30545132
Do what rabbits do, nibble on it till it breaks.
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>>30545132
>Do it
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>>30545132

Take it with us, the vehicle of our enslavement shall be that which we ride to FREEDOM AGAINST THAT TYRANT
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>>30545322
We will crush the tyranny of decu! We can reach our future - our rabbit future!

Peace through power!
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>>30545307
>>30545243
>>30545168
>>30545161
>>30545157
>>30545154
You think for a moment of taking IT for yourself, claiming IT's power and spraying all the things, taking control of the moon by spraying Deculture!

But you resist, that much power is too much for any rabbit to handle so you instead resolve to destroy it. First you poke it and prod it, then you hit it with your scarf. Neither do very well so you summon your ultimate power.

You nibble at it.
You put your little rabbit teeth to work and nibble at the evil tool until finally success! you broke the bottle in two and out flows it's cold, watery power!

After your great success against tyranny you remember you had something else you came here for, your friends are still missing but there seems to be some clues that they have been around

What do you do now?
>Examine the tiny desk and box
>Look at the figurines
>Leave the room
>other
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>>30545364
>>Examine the tiny desk and box
Go to the door first, listen for footsteps as hard as you can, then go investigate the things
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>>30545364
> Examine the tiny desk and box
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>>30545364
The destruction of IT was not an accident. It was a merciful bullet to the head of a malignant ideology. It was the death of fear and the birth of hope! Rejoice, bunnies of the moon! The waters of your oppressors will flow and the 50 years of tyranny will finally end! Transformation is coming, a new day will dawn! The future, is ours.

Examine the tiny desk!
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>>30545364
>>Examine the tiny desk and box
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>>30545364
examine desk and box
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>>30545397
>>30545408
>>30545483
>>30545509
>>30545414
Celebrating your glorious victory that will be spoken of by all moon rabbits from this day forth you look back over the room. You hear no movement aside from the occasional mumble and turning of the lady in the next room

You hop over to the tiny desk, you notice it is about the right size for you to sit at! and you can smell another moon rabbit was here not too long ago

Looking inside the box you see a small blanket and smell the same rabbit in here, they have been sleeping here for a while. But why would Deculture let a rabbit sleep? surely he would force it to keep working for his enjoyment

proof of rabbits found! now you just need to find the actual rabbits

What is your plan now?
>Return to the air ducts and try and find you way around?
>Go down the stairs you saw earlier?
>There was that window, maybe it leads somewhere that the other window didn't?
>other
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>>30545578
Into the Airducts!

This is a sneaking mission
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The other window!
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>>30545578
>Return to the air ducts and try and find you way around?

have to go now, keep up the good work you fabulous rodent.
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>>30545578
Destroy the newspaper by tossing it out the window where it'll float away for eternity.

Achievement Unlocked!: Universal Litterer!
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>>30545578
>There was that window, maybe it leads somewhere that the other window didn't?
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>>30545578
Whatever we do we should tie our scarf to a figure and bring it with us as a distraction or hostage in case we get caught.
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>>30545578
>Return to the air ducts and try to find your way around
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>>30545578
>other
Turn into the little girl. You need you hands for this.
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>>30545624
Sadly the paper is absent at this time

Possibly it is being used to commit further atrocities
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>>30545578
BROTHERHOOD! WE WILL BE WHOLE AGAIN!

FIND OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS, GO DOWN THE STAIRS!
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>>30545771
let us follow this one's lead. down the stairs. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
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>>30545604
>>30545623
>>30545669
Climbing back into the airduct by clever use of momentum, your scarf and simply being too thick to understand the laws of gravity you leave the lair of the beast

You look around and find the original vent you climbed in from the hallway, a quick glance down at the window shows it leads back outside to the front gate and areas you have already explored, this is slightly disappointing as you had hoped it to lead to a wondrous realm full of things to eat and your friends

after lurking around in the vents for a little while you find a vent that goes down through the floors of the house you seem to be on the top floor and there are three below you

The floor below the one you are on now had the room with all the hats in it, the floor below that was hidden behind the front door and the bottom floor is a mystery to you

What do solid rabbit?

>Go down a to a floor?
>Look around for something else in the ducts (what?)
>Other
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>>30545771
Yes, let us find this rabbit who sat upon the throne while surrounded by tools of our oppression and free him from Decu's cruel rule! Surely this poor rabbit has been the most beleagured and alone and worked the hardest!
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>>30545793
>Go down a to a floor?
Bottom floor. Surely that is where your friendly bunnies are!
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>>30545793
>Go down a to a floor?

Lets see whats under us.
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>>30545793
>>Look around for something else in the ducts (what?)
Accrue a lot of dust in your fur and scarf, then time for mad dashing. Movie Idea! Dust Bunneh: The Dust Bowl.
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>>30545793
>Bottom floor.
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>>30545845
>>30545818
>>30545832
You hop around in the ducts trying to find some dust, sadly it seems they have a very thorough cleaning service because you barely pick up enough to make a small dust bunny let alone enough for you to leave trails of dust in your wake.

As you descend you hear shuffling from the floor below the one you started on but you continue down further until you hit the bottom of the chute.

Down here it is darker than the other rooms, it looks sort of scary but you see a bean bag with someone sitting in it. they are wearing a pink sweater with a chequered pattern on the front and has their hair in pigtails. Their focus is on a TV which is playing a game where the main focus seems to be cutting the biggest things you can find into as many tiny pieces as possible.

They are currently unaware of your presence.

How shall you proceed?
>Stealthily drop down and scout the room out?
>Burst out of the vents and proceed to use MAXIMUM CUTENESS?
>climb back up and find something else?
>Other
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>>30546043
>>Burst out of the vents and proceed to use MAXIMUM CUTENESS?
First skitter along the air vent, making rabbit noises and tapping your claws along the metal floor of the vent. When you are at the entrance, pause and brace your self for the surprise.
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>>30546043
Climb back up and find something else. This is not the creature we seek.
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>>30546043
Watch the tv show. Seems interesting.
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>>30546043
I can only think of this as the Gritty 90's Reboot of NASU.

Eggplants killed NASU's daughter and now they're gonna pay.

>>Use cuteness, this cannot fail.
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>>30546043

Abort! Abort! Find another room!
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>>30546043
[x] Seduce.

What could go wrong?
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>>30546043
Do NOT try Cute'ing in this scenario. It will end horribly.

Stealthily drop down.
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>>30546043
>Burst out of out vents and proceed to use MAXIMUM CUTENESS
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>>30546043
>Stealthily drop down and scout the room out

Cuteness cannot save us this time.
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>>30546043
>Stealthily drop down and scout the room out?
This girl seems scary! But, we can't be sure some of our comrades are around hereĀ¬!
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>>30546043
>>Burst out of the vents and proceed to use MAXIMUM CUTENESS?
Our scarf will save us! Nothing can go wrong!
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>>30546205
>>30546147
>>30546069
>>30546116
Cute

>>30546170
>>30546165
>>30546132
Stealth

>>30546123
Seduction attempt

>>30546117
>>30546082
GTFO

>>30546105
Watch the vidya
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>>30546043
STEALTH!
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Seconding video, we might learn something useful.
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>>30546253
You think this situation over, there are many ways you could go about this. You could leave and keep looking for your friends elsewhere but they might be in here and you don't know so you put that thought aside.
You could sneak out and look around the room, finding what you need to know and then leaving without ever being noticed.
But those don't appeal to you enough, instead you decide to jump on the vent and burst out of the roof landing on the couch behind the bean bag, landing in a cool pose with your scarf fluttering behind you, were any of your friends to see this you would look totally bad ass

Sadly for you the only one in the room who sees this is the person who was sitting in the bean bag, who upon hearing the vent all but explode out with rabbit energy tries to scramble out and ends up tangling themselves up so that they are flat on their back watching you stick the landing like a pro

You stare at each other for a few seconds in silence, then finally she speaks "Goddamn moon rat thing nearly gave me a heart attack what are you doing down here anyway I thought the boss threw you guys in a room already? wait I don't remember any of you guys having a jacket, one did have a scarf though, it wasn't as flashy as that one"

What do you do?
>Attempt to communicate with the currently upside down person?
>Hide?
>Stare entranced at the TV?
>Other?
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>>30546339
attack that bitch for calling us a rat
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>>30546339
>Other
Cause a heart attack with cuteness or strangle him with the plot-length scarf. He might want to raise the alarm and worse, DISSAPROVED OF OUR AWESOME ENTRE?.
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>>30546339
It would be a sad error in judgement, Human, to mistake me for a mere rabbit... I've seen the future - our Moon Bunny future - and as you watch this battle just beginning to unfold, I've already seen the final act! It is my destiny to lead the way for all bunnykind.
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>>30546432
This whilst my idea.
Every wannabe Bunny Overlord needs to monologue, we'd better practice.
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>>30546339
>Attempt to communicate with the currently upside down person
Our surprise attack has given us the upper hand! We will show mercy and spare her if she tells us where our friends are
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>>30546366
>>30546394
>>30546432
>>30546448
>>30546468
You attempt to give a monologue about why this human will curse the day she mistook your majestic self for a rat and how she like IT will feel your wrath

sadly for you she is a human and you are a moon rabbit and neither of you speak the others language, so all she sees if you gesturing grandly and making some noises that mean nothing to her

"Huh, I guess I should take you back to the rest of them, last time you guys roamed about one of you chewed the cord for his router out and he got really worried because it interrupted him when he was getting ready to run."

She moves to right herself and pick you up, what do you do?
>Escape (how?)
>Let her?
>Try being cuter?
>Try something else?
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>>30546535
MAXIMUM CUTE
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>>30546535
>>Fuse
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Cry bunny tears.
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>>30546535
>Let her.
>Try being cuter.
She's going to take us to where our captured friends are. All according to plan.
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>>30546339
Touch noses.
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>>30546535
CUTENESS OVERLOAD

TAKE IT UP TO 12!
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>>30546535
Become a little girl to communicate better. Don't look like Tewi
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>>30546535
Show her the light. We must tempt her with our looks.
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>>30546609
Sadly you haven't gotten old enough to turn into anything else. You can make yourself look like you have a big head when you eat food too quickly and can't swallow it all though

>>30546597
>>30546595
>>30546594
>>30546547
>>30546581
You sit there while she rolls over, by the sounds she is taking you to your friends so you decide to look cute.
you pull out all the stops, you even go for the curl up and roll over backwards routine and she stops "ah, did I scare him or something? well he isn't moving so he can't be that afraid right?" she reaches down slowly and picks you up holding you comfortably close to her but you don't get the same engulfing warmth and darkness as you did with the other lady, keeping up the act you huddle in close to her and hold onto her hand

you look up and notice she is dabbing at her nose with a tissue and her face is going red "Okay, I better get you back with the rest of them.." you think you hear her mumbling something about before she loses her self control but she is muffled by the tissue

She walks up the stairs and into the main hall, she walks over to one of the side doors and opens it.

Inside there is a man, it isn't Deculture but he is feeding your friends something, it smells good and is gooey, You see one of the rabbits with a heap of it hanging out their mouth looking like tentacles from some sort of horror monster

"We had a runaway, this little guy burst out of the vent in my room" the lady says as she sets you down amongst your friends

"A runaway? But they are all here I just checked" the balding man replies

They continue talking for a while but you ignore them because you found your friends! through cunning and cuteness you got in and found them

What do now?
>Talk to your friends?
>Break Out?
>Ask why they didn't escape?
>Other?
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>>30546803
>Friends! I was lonely so I stormed the palace as a Liberatory! My skill is great, and by that daring I will see you to freedom. I even destroyed the dreaded spray bottle with the force of my nibbles!"
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>>30546803
>Ask why they didn't escape.
This could be Moon Bunny Paradise for all we know.
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>>30546803
Rise my people. I have returned, never to leave your side again. They sought to destroy me, but they have only made me stronger. Today, we march forward into our future. A stronger people. A divined people, enhanced for the Rabbit world. The time has come, to claim this moon as our own! The time has come, to destroy Deculture! One vision. One purpose! Peace through power!
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>>30546803
>>Ask why they didn't escape?
Seek knowledge Liberator!
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>>30546803
>Ask why they didn't escape
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>>30546803
>Talk to your friends?
Whatcha eatin?
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>>30546869
>>30547064
>>30546937
>>30547071
>>30547077
>>30547082
You turn to your friends and ask them why they didn't escape? why they have sat here doing nothing? After they disappeared you decided to come free them and strike a blow against the dark overlord who dared enslave them for his own ends and now you find them sitting back and eating.. wait what are you eating?

The rabbit with what looks like a cthuloid mass hanging from it's mouth says it is eating treats that the man keeps giving them, he is really nice and has a weird girl who hangs around telling him that he needs to be more cake and to cook more sweets but whenever he cooks them she says they aren't good enough and so he feeds them to the rabbits.

Or at least you think that's what it was saying because it came out a garbled mess that could honestly have been a ritual for the gods of sugar for all you know.

Another rabbit taps you on the shoulder, it is wearing a scarf like you but this one is more solid and looks like it doesn't fly in the breeze very well, she tells you that it isn't all that bad here, Deculture lets her draw and sleep in his room in a box and the others are mostly allowed to go where they want except his computer room after one of the others tried eating the cables to his computer thinking they were licorice

What do?
>Take their word for it and relax?
>Eat?
>Regale them with tales of your journey?
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>>30547218
>Regale them with tales of your journey and your worry!
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>>30547218
Tell them of outside.
Tell them a tale of freedom, of liberty, of living life as a Moonrabbit /should/. LET US OVERTHROW THIS CRUEL SYSTEM!
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Rolled 4

>>30547218
Try to turn it a girl, today's the you've been waiting for!
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>>30547218
>Regale them with tales of your journey
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>>30547218
> Regale them with the tales of your journey
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>>30547218
REGALE THEM! REGALE!
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>>30547312
Sadly with a roll like that you will never turn into a little girl

>>30547305
>>30547259
>>30547416
You tell them of your journey and of the outside where they should be free. They listen with rapt attention, the rabbit with a scarf drawing some of the scenes of your adventure.
At the end you ask them to come be free with you and they ask why? there is food, fun and interesting things here, the story you just told them proves the last one very well and they have seen the first two.

They ask you to stay with them, to enjoy the food and play with them and you can show them the ways around the house you found and the people

How do you answer?
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>>30547558
Leave. To stay would be the easy path, the path of the sloth. The passive. The weak. Leaving requires courage, but the reward is oh-so much sweeter. Living creatures live for a long time. Upon your deathbed, as your loved ones surround you, you'll always wonder what else lies beyond this one room. The call of adventure is supposed to be a part of every creature. It's what made fish first try walking out of the sea, it's what made man look at the moon and say "I want a house there", it's what makes a living creature a creature.
If these hollow, fluffy shells wish to remain here, enslaved and dancing along to the puppet strings of their masters, so be it. There is no place for one such as us. The last Moon Bunny.
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>>30547558
We will leave them here and go on adventures then with these adventures we will kindle their adventure spirit that will make them leave on adventures with us
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Rolled 89

>>30547558
Try to become a MAN.
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>>30547558
The good moon is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but you have lost the way.

Complacency has poisoned your souls, has barricaded your world with doors, has goose-stepped us into slavery and servitude.

Do not give yourselves to men - men who trap you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you where to live - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as pets. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not pets! You are not cattle! You are rabbits! You have the love of the moon in your hearts! Bunnies! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!
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>>30547558

We will hang our hat here, but we will roam the world as we please. Our daring quest into this place has stoked our thirst for ADVENTURE.

Though it does our heart well to see you all well, the drive to ensure that has given me something new.

Ever shall we return to tell you new stories...but for now, show unto me these treats?
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>>30547636
>>30547665
Holy shit /tg/.
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Rolled 53

>>30547558
Realize that you are in fact a moon fox
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Rolled 64

>>30547636
Become a bunny girl and then make a speech about freedom.
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>>30547665
>not moon men with moon minds and moon hearts

Ya blew it.
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>>30547729
But we're moon things too. Moon can't be a negative adjective in this case.
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>>30547636
>>30547645
>>30547665
>>30547682
You bid them farewell and hop off into the distance, scarf flapping in the wind becoming a legend amongst the rabbits...
Or you would if you actually were living on something larger than a decent sized country and were a rabbit that was able to stop spending time with his friends for fear of dying of loneliness, in reality you lived mostly in the mansion with your friends anyway and often went for short trips around the lunar surface that generally kept you away for a few days at most because there isn't that much to see on an empty rock hurtling through space.

You did find some interesting things but what exactly are stories for another time

and on that note I have to end this because it is 4:30am and I really should have been asleep hours ago sorry about the ending sort of fizzling but I could literally feel my brain oozing out my ears as I tried to keep going
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>>30547805
Noooo, mah bunneh grl, my hopes, my dreams, fizzled
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>>30547805
You did good. You did real good.
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>>30547805
Well done OP, I wasn't posting but I kept the thread up to read it. Very interesting.
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>>30547805
Sweet dreams, hope you don't oversleep work, class, secret rendezvous, etc.
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>>30547805
Thanks OP, was fun.
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>>30547805
g'night
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>>30547805
I told you it was better!


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