>>30589779
> Boast

Gotta hurry, Poland awaits.

>>30589779
>> Boast

So guys, this might be a bit unrelated, but I've done some thinking.
Thinking about Fredenall's panties.
Even if the panty raid was successful and stole ALL of her panties, even the ones currently in laundry and whatever, shouldn't she at the very least have the one she was wearing?
Or does she sleep in the nude? Did she just want an excuse to go commando? Does she want Trudy to punish and humiliate her?

I'm onto you, Schteel.

>>30589779
> Boast

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>>30589873
Dude, it's way too early for the lewds.

>>30589779
> Boast
>>30589873
don't worry about it. just relax and enjoy the thread

>>30589873
Speaking of Fredendall, I've been wondering about something. Shouldn't we find an appropriate time to tell every team what's at stake? I know, moral would plummet, but I don't find it unlikely that just before the finals, Fredendall drops the bomb and then we are royally screwed.

>>30589906
No such thing.

> Boast

You say, “I know it’s lovely to see me!” You offer your hand, and he shakes it, laughing.

“Cheerful as ever,” says Mr. Mishka. Lisa stands up and hugs him. “Ah! Lisa, it’s good to see you too!”

Lisa smiles and asks, “How are things, Mr. Mishka?”

“Oh, with Huxley around, things have been moving fastly, swimmingly even. Boy’s learning how to work the tanks fast!” says Mr. Mishka, snapping his finger. “Come on, We’ll drive you all back to your dorm yeah?”

You blink. “We’ll?”

With that, you arrive outside the terminal to see Mr. Mishka’s M3 Halftrack. Leaning on the hood is a boy, about your age. Seems nice enough.

Mr. Mishka motions you to him. “Gertrude, my grandnephew Huxley. Huxley, Gertrude.”

Huxley nods, offering his hand politely. “Nice to meet you.”

You shake it smiling. “Likewise.”

“So, did you enjoy the match last night, Huxley?” asks Lisa, a bit of smug tone to her voice.

“Yeah, I got to enjoy the fact that I’m going to have to do more work for little-to-no-pay while staying on this Academyship surrounded by girls I can’t date and with little to no advancement in the rest of my life.” He leans forward, getting into Lisa’s face and bluntly saying, “Fun.”

Lisa flicks him on the nose. “Yeah, yeah. Let’s get driving.”

With that, the five of you get in the back of the halftrack, and Huxley gets driving you back to the dorms.

> Rest until you get there
> Talk with Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>30589906
Yeah, think of the philosophers.

>>30590036
>> Rest until you get there
I know what everyone else will pick...

>>30590036
>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
Waffle Academy

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>>30589906
>too early for the lewds

Wait, what?
Can you even use those words in this context?

>>30590036
>Rest until you get there
It's been tiring days, what with Kitten nibbling on us and surprise Perrine.

>>30590036

> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
>ChiHatan

We need to build up cp again

>>30590036
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
get some Schurzen spaced armor for the Panther, it keeps getting knocked out and does nothing

>>30590036
>>30590074
Changing my vote to Study Chi-Ha-Tan

We need to know their planning

>>30590115
Supporting.

>>30590127
We don't need it, we need to wishlist and buy the Sherman, and get the Chassis to Jackson status

>>30590160
why do we need to buy another sherman, we've already got that spare chassis laying around we planned on turning into a firefly

So, anons, any of the S35 proto upgrades are going to be expensive if we want them fast, what are we going to do with it?

Also, why haven't we sold the Type 97 yet?

>>30590195
Because that the one in the shop is an M4A4 Sherman the one we need to convert it into a firefly.

The Chassis is then freed to turn into a M4A3 which was used as the basis for the Jackson Tank Destroyer

>>30590234
We can give the S35 to Perrine when we have Surplus crew and tanks,

As of right now, we need the Chi-ha either for our next our since our funds are tight and as a replacement tank for the Freshman since we are going to have their Churchill be sent to Perrine for upgrades

>>30590256
>Because that the one in the shop is an M4A4 Sherman the one we need to convert it into a firefly.
>M4A3 Sherman (12,500) (Vintage)

...

looks like you've got it the other way around anon, but either way, to get the firefly we need a chassis turned into a M4A4

>Jackson Tank Destroyer
The M36 GMC's where never called that

> Study a Tankery Team (Chi-Ha-Tan)

> CHI-HA-TAN WOMEN’S ACADEMY
> TYPE 97 CHI-HA KAI SHINHOTO (ELITE) x 1
> TYPE 97 CHI-HA KAI SHINHOTO (COMP. SPEC.) x 30
> TYPE 97 CHI-HA (COMP. SPEC.) x 50
> TYPE 1 CHI-HE (COMP. SPEC.) x 20
> TYPE 3 CHI-NU (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> TYPE 89B I-GO OTSU (COMP. SPEC.) x 20
> RENAULT FT-KO (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> TYPE 98 KE-NI (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> TYPE 95 HA-GO (COMP. SPEC.) x 20
> TYPE 4 KE-NU (COMP. SPEC.) x 20
> TYPE 2 HO-I (COMP. SPEC.) x 20
> TYPE 3 HO-NI III (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> TYPE 4 CHI-TO (COMP. SPEC.) x 1
> TYPE 5 CHI-RI (COMP. SPEC.) x 1

Hm. That’s new, the Chi-Ri’s been added to their roster. Looks like Christie must have finished it for them. Overall, the roster seems like a fairly mobile but fragile team, at least if you can recall anything about Japanese tanks being mobile and fragile.

With that, you arrive outside the dorm. All of you hop over the side onto the sidewalk.

“Right, thanks Mr. Mishka. Thanks, Huxley.”

Mr. Mishka and Huxley nod, smiling. “Anytime,” says Mr. Mishka.

Huxley lookos over at Lisa, skeptical. “Hope this means we’re straight, Lisa considering the shit you made me do.”

Lisa shrugs, smirking. “Oh, are you implying you don’t sleep with a pillow of stolen panties every night?”

Huxley nods slightly. “Yeah, how about fuck you.”

“Is that anyway to treat a woman?” says Lisa.

“I wasn’t aware I was talking to one.”

Mr. Mishka bursts into suppressed laughter as the Halftrack drives off. Lisa rolls her eyes, “Guys. Don’t know what to do with them.” At least you’re back home now.

> Relax for the Day
> Embark on a Subquest (Specify)
> Talk with Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>30590327
> Embark on a Subquest (Unfortunately, the song is copyrighted.)

>>30590327
> Embark on a Subquest (Unfortunately, the song is copyrighted.)

>>30590327
>> Embark on a Subquest (Specify)
>Aviation Team

Their behind

>>30590327
> Embark on a Subquest
kitty's birthday

oh did we not get CP then?

>>30590423
My mistake.

> + 5 CP

>>30590327
> Embark on a Subquest (Flying tigers)

>>30590313
Oh sorry, but either way we can get both.

Also the Tank Destroyer was nicknamed the Jackson or Slugger.

>>30590370
We're going to film them while we go camping.

>>30590423
We can do that after, let's check on Bearclaw who have a deadline

>>30590327
>> Embark on a Subquest (Flying Tigers)

>>30590451
both were names it was given to it by the brits at the end, or after the war, the US always called it the M36 GMC, like how the M4 was nicknamed the sherman, it was never called that by the americans, only colloquially by the brits

its a similar mix up with the Jadgpanzer 38(t) and the hetzer

> Embark on a Subquest (Unfortunately, that song is copyrighted.)

As you unpack your things in your dorm, you suddenly remember that it’s Kitten birthday.

OH GODDAMN IT YOU FORGOT TO WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

FUCK, WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAKE!?

WAIT, SHIT, YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A PRESENT FOR HER EITHER!

Man, things have gone to shit with Kitten’s birthday before it’s even started.

You scratch your chin. You need to think. What should you start with?

> Cake
> Present
> Wish Kitten a Happy Birthday
> Other

>>30590525
> Present

We already told Nancy to make a cake

>>30590525
> Present

>>30590525
>Present

It's going to be one of those days isn't it?

>>30590525
> Present
Pretend we pretended to forget her Birthday and spring a party on her in the evening!

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>>30590567
One of those? What do you mean?

>>30590593
>>30590593
Basically the Girls und Panzer part where it's cute girls doing cute things.

Essentially nothing of real note gets done, and we waste a day

>>30590525
> Present
>>30590567
it seems of lately that EVERY day is one of those days.

>>30590641

Like yesterday?

Anyway, we really should buy the Improved Engine for Hobbes at least, a faster Tiger II means it'll be faster to bail our asses.

So what we were talking about at the end of last thread, about how we're using more CP each match:

> 1st Mock Battle
15 CP
- 1
= 14CP

> Versus ROBERT A. HEINLEIN MILITARY ACADEMY
13 CP
- 7
= 6 CP

> 2nd Mock Battle
27 CP
- 1
= 26 CP

> Versus WILLIAM ADAMS NAVAL ACADEMY
76 CP
- 41
= 35 CP
(Schteel marked 47 CP left, you goof)

> Versus SAUNDERS HIGH SCHOOL
89 CP
- 18
= 71 CP

> Versus J. WALTER CHRISTIE POLYTECHNICAL INSTITUTE
81 CP
- 50
= 31 CP

We don't use dramatically more, so to the two (?) guys that were freaking out, relax.


>>30590635
SoL is never a wasted day.

>>30590635
Well, for some people the highlight of the quest is character interaction, I don't even vote when tanks are concerned, since all I know is shit from WoT.

>>30590664
Can we do that after we buy the Sherman and get the Chassis up and running

We need these for the next fight since it's 15 vs 15

>>30590635
But those are the best days. Well, the tankery fihgt days like yesterday are okay too.

>>30590675
true, but if we want character interaction we can do it with the Loyalty quests.

We already interact Kitten on an almost daily basis

>>30590679
Dude, it's only 3,000, it's a very lowhanging fruit.

>>30590675
The day War Thunder ground forces will be released will be glorious indeed.

> Present

A present, that’s it. You need presents. Presents make everything better, that’s the essence of American capitalist culture.

…

But what to get Kitten?

…

Well, she likes video games and movies and stuff like that.

…

Wow, this is harder than you thought. Short of actually asking Kitten, you don’t really have any ideas of what to get her. She does seem to like that Magical Girl Liberty comic mango thing that the anime club president made.

Fuck it, this deserves a trip to the STORE.

You quickly brush your hair and your teeth, then pour some cereal down your throat. Time to get present hunting and quick.

You burst out of your dorm and start towards the general stores.

Suddenly you get a text from… Nishizumi Maho?

> Enjoyed your match with Walter Christie. Sending gift. Regards.

Hm. Girl really doesn’t know how to text does she.

You sigh. Okay. What to buy. What to buy? You end up at the storefronts.

> WHAT TO BUY?
> Something expensive
> Something cheap
> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something
> Ask Kitten what she wants
> Other

>>30590641
>EVERY day
Right, like the Saunders and Walter Christie matches in close succession.
No, wait, something DID happen those days. Go figure.

The 'girls' part is, ater all, half of Girls und Panzer.

>>30590714
>> Something expensive
An engagement ring

>>30590714
>Sending gift

I dunno, but I have a bad feeling about this

>>30590737
Sounds good.

>>30590714
> Something expensive

>>30590714
> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something

>>30590758
It's probably in good faith, she was not Walter Christie's biggest fans.

>>30590714
> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something
I think the Kitty would be happy with whatever we make for her.

>>30590713
the chassis will 15,500, the Sherman in the shop is around 12,500 (Plus we need it comp.spec)

We need the money right now, sure it is a low hanging fruit but that just means we can get it at any time.

>>30590708
But we're trying to save the school, I understand Kitten's birthday is important but between this and when Kitten was the main protag when Trude was sick, I felt we wasted time better spent on doing quests.

>>30590714


> Ask Kitten what she wants

>>30590714
Buy a bomber jacket. Have the sewing club and animation club team up to embroider MGL on the back in pseudo-WWII pin-up style.

>>30590714
> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something

>>30590714
> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something

>>30590737

No,

>>30590789

I feel that will take too much time, again better spent doing something productive

>>30590797
Oh this is awesome, we should totally do this

>>30590714
Seconding >>30590797

>>30590714
>> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something

>>30590758
Maho fucking HATES Walter Christie. She was probably genuinely impressed that we stomped them.

>>30590812
Do we have a calendar or something? We could plan ahead a bit better.

>>30590714
>Buy her, her own Machine gun.

She loves that I think?

> Enjoyed your match with Walter Christie. Sending gift. Regards.

I hope it's a tank....

I think how we dealt with the E-100, impressed her, if not just taking them out in general

Let's just buy a lot of ribbon and laces and shit and giftwrap ourselves. With no other clothing.


No, let's get serious. I approve of >>30590797

>>30590714
> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something
Only true way.

>>30590837
Well after her shamefur dispray she couldn't face them herself, so maybe she IS genuinely happy and I was too quick too judge.

>>30590714
THIS!
>>30590797
this sounds so awesome!

>>30590797
I like this let's do this.

I rather not give her a crappy gift

>>30590863
>Let's just buy a lot of ribbon and laces and shit and giftwrap ourselves. With no other clothing.
Wheres that fan art of exactly that, that will be Trudy's secret present to Kitten tonight

> Fuck buying shit, let’s handmake something.

Actually, why the hell are you at the store? Kitten will appreciate anything you give her, she’s your best good friend, and vice versa!

… Boy you’re stumped on what to actually make though. You never were good at arts and crafts, that’s what Kitten was for.

Hm. A bomber jacket with MGL on the back might do it some good, you might have to refer to the Sewing Club on that.

Welp of course, that means going to see Anna Eleanor and her girls at the Junior dorms. You set off, however your cellphone rings.

> Unknown Caller
> Answer
> Don’t Answer

>>30590886
>> Answer

SPONSORS!

>>30590886
It's our beloved exhibitionist, isn't it?
>Awnser
No way around it

>>30590886
> Answer

>>30590886
Ooooh, mystery caller!

>Answer

>>30590909
>Fredendall
I know what we should say to her...

"First I'm gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one, then run my tongue down your neck to your bare, gleaming breasts. And then slowly... slowly pull your jeans off inch by inch. "

>>30590886
> Answer
the Miho?

>>30590886
> Answer

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>>30590932
L-lewd!!
But I approve

>>30590909
Fredendall appears as our known contacts.

>>30591015
Truly? I think she was an unknown caller a few threads back, maybe she switches phones to fuck with us?

Guys!

What if it's Rankin?

>>30591062
Then we say hello?

>>30591062
Who now?

>>30591062
Possible. Anyways, we'll know soon enough.

> Answer

“Hello?”

“Am I speaking to Gertrude?” asks a man.

“You are. Who is this?”

“My name is not important, but let me just say that I happen to represent Northrop Grumman, we happen to be headquartered around the DC area.”

“Oh yeah, I know you guys, my Dad worked for you for a couple of years.”

“Indeed, we wanted to say that we’d like to support LGA in its endeavors after your recent victory against Walter Christie. However, we’d like to ask a favor in exchange.”

“I’m listening.”

“Basically, we’d like for you to provide a voice over for us. People back home are really talking about you you know? Just features, stuff about Northrop Grumman, simple enough. Once that’s done, we can give you a sponsorship of about… 5,000 Dollars per week as long as you keep your chain of victories up, yeah? Sound good?”

> SOUND GOOD?
> Y/N
> Other

>>30591096
>Y

FUCKING YES IT SOUNDS GOOD

SUCK ON THAT DICK LOCKHEED MARTIN YOU CUNTS

>>30591096
>Y
Selling our soul, ho!

>>30591096
>Y

Only for main matches right?

We do practice matches and I rather not lose sponsors for screwing up a practice match

>>30591096
> Y

I'm captain Pool, and Northrop Grumman is my favorite...whatever he/they/it is/are.

>>30591096
> Other
Inquire about possible support for our Aviators as well, then we can clinch that YES.

>>30591096
YESSSSSS.

>>30591096
"I need to discuss it with the rest of my crew first. Could I give you a call back sometime before end-of-day tomorrow?"

We have a Kitten to birthday.

>>30591079
Opponent in the recall elections.

>>30591127
hmm, thats an interesting idea, I wouldnt make it a deal breaker, but we should mention that we're trying to get a skycraft team up and running

We still need to actively look for sponsors, too.

Lisa's not busy right now, let's put her on that after we're done with this call. Sound good?

>>30591096
>>30591127
Oh shit, your right, ask if they can support our Skycraft team as well

>>30591169
sounds good, I'll second getting Lisa on sponsor lookout duty

>>30591096
>>30591127
I support this as well, if it's possible

>>30591096
>Y
You still have to make up for the disaster the Spirit was, Northrop Grumman.

>>30591096
> Y

Marina is going to FREAK when she hears of this.

>>30591096
>Y
>Other

If possible to support the Skycraft team as well.

Grumman made airplanes if I recall, might be worth a shot

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>>30591096
>Y
yes! yes!

>>30591248
oh! that is a good point! ask about that as well!

> Y

“That does sound good. When do I have to do it?”

“We can Skype it tomorrow hopefully. I’m sure your school has some recording equipment?”

“It should, I’ll have someone pick it out,” you say. Ramirez’s job now.

“Great, great.”

“Oh, also, you know I’m also helping kickstart LGA’s Skycraft team.”

“A Skycraft team! Wow, I’ll have to talk to my boss about that, but if you’re wanting support, we can definitely talk things through with them.”

“Yeah, I’ll send you their number.”

“Alright, we’ll have a quick talk with them. Good day to you, Miss Pool.”

“See you.”

With that out of the way, looks Northrop Grumman of the Dulles TC is now supporting you. Awesome. Now to head to the Sewing Club build-

“Hey, Gertrude.” Oh boy. Bernadette F. Fairless. She’s idly flicking her zippo light open and shut. “Nice match you had last night.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>30591280
>> Polite

>>30591280
>> Polite

Couldn't do it without my crew

>>30591280
> Polite
It's always a pleasure meeting you Fairless. In more than one way.

>>30591280
> Polite
Has Nancy asked you out yet?

>>30591280
>Polite

>>30591315
I thought she liked that guy in the Ace's high school

>>30591336
hey, Fairless is bi, who says Nancy can't be?

>>30591280
> Polite

>>30591359
>>30591336
I thought we were gonna hook Kitten and Fairless up while Gertrude hate sexes Frendendall.

> Polite

You nod. “Thanks, Fairless. Means a lot coming from you. Couldn’t do it without my girls though, Tankery isn’t just a 1v1 style thing, it’s a team effort.”

Fairless nods, her zippo clicking with each open and shut motion. “Oh, I gathered that watching it.”

“You watch Tankery regularly?”

Fairless shrugs. “Eh, it’s been there. My mom likes it though I suppose.”

You smile. “Your mom has good taste in sports then.”

Fairless grunts, was that supposed to be a laugh? She says, “Anyway, Gertrude. Was just out getting coffee. Would you like to join me?”

> WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN HER?
> Y/N
> Other

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>>30591400
Impeccable taste fellow anon.

>>30591400
>Sharing Kitten

Nigga, wut?

>>30591359
Her reactions when Kitten and Trudy get lovey dovey near her?

>>30591417
>Y

>>30591417
> Y
> Y
> Y

>>30591417
Did we accomplish the jacket order?

>>30591417
Y

>>30591423
We're just her best good friend anon. Her and Fairless would be...best sex friends? I don't know.

>>30591417
>Y

>>30591400
NO NYET NOP FUCK NO

Kitten is ours

>>30591417
> N
We're busy. Ask her to come with us instead.

>>30591417

>Y

We really have to get Kitten something soon, though. Make calls to Nancy for a cake, Lisa for decorations, and Ramirez to check for sound equipment.

>>30591417
>Y

She can help us!

>>30591450
oh yeah this, we got interupted before we could order it, lets do so on the way to coffee

>>30591417
> N
Why can't we ask her to go with us instead of us go with her? She's not doing shit while we are.

>>30591486
We can do all that via phone.

>>30591417
>Y

Send a quick text to the sewing club for that rush order. It's not like they need her size or anything.

>>30591417
>Can it wait? It's Kitten birthday and I'm getting her a present

>>30591417
>N
P-present...

> Y

The two of sit around a table in Starbucks. You taste the bitter black of pure coffee.

“You know,” says Fairless, who has a nice latte in her hands. “You don’t have to drink coffee if you don’t drink it.”

You say, “I can drink coffee, I just…” you quickly sip up some. UGH JESUS CHRIST THAT’S MORE BITTER THAN A DIVORCE. “Whatever.” You ask Fairless, “Doesn’t seem like everyday you have free time, what’s the catch?”

Fairless shrugs. “Fredendall’s ran out of stuff for me to do. I imagine she’ll have something for tomorrow though. I’m just taking advantage of it while I can, yeah?”

You blink. “Oh, well, sorry for uh… mixing into your day off.”

“Oh believe me, you’ve made it infinitely better, Gertrude,” says Fairless. “Though, I can’t wait to get home, splash down in the tub filled with some hot water and just relax.”

> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)
> Talk with Fairless (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>30591622
> Talk with Fairless (Specify)
Does she happen to know Fredendall's weak spot?

>>30591622
> Call Someone (Specify)
Sewing club, order the bomber jacket

>>30591622
> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)
Get that present.

>>30591622

I-Is she hitting on us?

>Call Sewing Club (Jacket Order)
>Talk to Fairless (Current events)

>>30591622
> Call Someone (Campfire)

Hey, you wouldn't happen to bake cakes would you?

Like, real big ones that you could put someone in would you?

>>30591651
Present time!

>>30591622
> Call Someone (Lisa)
Look for sponsors

> Call Someone (Ramirez)
Look for decorations and recording equipment

> Call Someone (Anna)
Kitten's present!

>>30591622
>>30591663
Seconding this. (At least on the "what to do"-department.

>>30591622
>> Call Someone (Specify)
Bomber jackert

We just got here

> Talk with Fairless (Specify)

Our opponent, like what did she say.

>>30591672
>Stripper Cake for Kitten's Birthday

You. I like you.

>>30591622
> Talk with Fairless (Specify)
>Current Event,

The rallies that happen when we were gone

>>30591622

>>30591683
Supporting these

>>30591622
Offer to accompany her if she doesn't mind you making a few calls first. Make sure she knows this includes the tub dip.

>>30591622
>>30591622
So has she gotten any underwear yet?

> Call Someone (Team Needlepoint)

“Hey, Anna. Can I make a quick order?”

“Sure, anything! What do you need?”

“A Bomber jacket in Kitten’s size, with Magical Girl Liberty on the back, think you can handle that?”

“Oh I love Magical Girl Liberty! THAT’S ANOTHER THING WE HAVE COMMON! I’ll get to work, when do you want it?”

“Can you get it to me in like…” you check the time. 10 O’Clock. “Three hours?”

“I’ll have it giftwrapped and delivered to your dorm in two! So long!”

With that, you hang up. You look over at Fairless. “Uh, sorry for that. It’s Kitten’s birthday today.”

“Oh, is it? Well, I’ll send her a card or something,” says Fairless.

“Say, Fairless,” you ask. “What’s Rankin been up to? What’s she been saying about me?”

Fairless says, “Oh, she’s quite the fiery speaker. She’s been drumming around how you have been neglecting the clubs for this Tankery project of yours. Not withstanding, she’s also been drumming herself up as a well-organized planner, someone who cares about her class-“

“I care about my class, I mean-“ you hit yourself internally for interrupting. “I care! It’s just, without Tankery, we’re not going to have stuff like Prom or Battle of the Classes, anything past this year.”

Fairless nods. “I know.”

“Have you told her?” She shakes her head. “Of course,” you say. “Well, sorry for uh… blasting about this on your day off.”

“Relax, it’s nothing big,” says Fairless.

> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)
> Talk with Fairless (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>30591852
When is Freddy's birthday? I think we could come up with the perfect present for her.

>>30591870
>> Talk with Fairless (Specify)
Some smalltalk, we already mined her for info.

>>30591870
Call rankin

>>30591870
>Talk with Fairless
Let's just chat, maybe ask about how the underwear shenanigans are going with Frendenall, what she's been up to, treat her like a human being for once.

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>>30591873
I know just the thing.

>>30591870
> Talk with Fairless (Specify)
Small Talk

> Call Someone (Specify)
Ask for the Churchill!

The quick we order the quicker we can get it

>>30591870
> Call Someone (Perrine)

Churchill

>>30591870
> Head Somewhere Else
we need to get a cake for the kitty!

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Wait a second. Now that we have Fairless around, why don't we giftwrap HER?

>>30591870
Any news on the underwear front

>>30591870
Acquire liquor.

Fuck bitches.

Bet money.

>>30592014
because its not Nancy's birthday?

>>30591870
> Call Someone (Perrine)
Order the Churchill

>>30592064
But Kitten couldn't take her eyes off her either.
But yeah, it would be bad taste to gift the same thing to two different people. Let's just giftwrap ourselves.

>>30591870
> Invite Fairless over
You, I like you. You can fuck my Kitten.

>>30592097
oh fuck off with that already

>>30592097
>>30592096
>>30592064
>>30592014
/u/ boats.... /u/ boats everywhere.

>>30592171
So this is essentially the Princess Guard Quest of /u/-boats.

great...

> Talk with Fairless

“So, Fairless, how’s Fredendall been doing?”

Fairless shrugs. “She made go shopping to replace her entire stock of underwear.”

You nod. “Ah, that’ve must been terrible.”

“It was until I realized I could give her goofy print stuff.” Fairless takes a sip of her latte. “That’s why I bought nothing but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle panties.”

You choke on your coffee, oh god what no “That’s-“ You giggle a little. “What’d she…?”

Fairless shrugs again. “She wasn’t amused so she made me go out and buy regular panties.”

You nod, smiling. “That’s bold of you, Fairless.”

“I think I have a neat sense of humor from time to time,” says Fairless. Suddenly the window is banged on. You both look over to see the other three senior staff members, Henrietta Carnegie, Andrea Frick, and Claire Walker, pressing their faces against the glass. “Oh, it’s these three.”

Carnegie yells, “They’ve got a fucking plane near the HQ? You see that?”

Fairless says, “I may have glasses but it’s not because I’m blind.”

With that, the three staff members walk in. “Where did they get those planes?” asks Claire. She looks down at you, curious. “You have something to do with that?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>30592171
>Schteel wanted more activity in the quest
He is only getting what he wished for.

>>30592200
> Neutral
maybe...

>>30592171
>>30592198
Nah, we're just joking. It'll stop very soon.

Guys, Perinne said she'd make the Churchill a IX, didn't she?

Can we ask her to make it a VII instead?

>>30592200
> Neutral
Who knows...

>>30592236
Why?

>>30592200
>Boast

>>30592200
>Boast
No, but I'd shake the hands of whoever does.

>>30592236
what

WHAT

no fucking seriously, why the fuck are you asking that, the IX is essentially a VII but with the better anti-tank gun, the 6pdr instead of the shitty 75

for fucks sake what are you smoking

>>30592200
> Neutral
No idea...

>>30592200
> Neutral

Don't piss off these girls, we need their support to approve the Skycraft Team.

>>30592200
> Neutral

>>30592200
>Neutral

>>30592200
>“They’ve got a fucking plane near the HQ? You see that?”

Are they talking about Bearcats planes?

also

> Neutral

>>30592271
Not that Anon and I agree with you that the IX is better but did the 6-pounder carry HE rounds?

> Neutral

You shrug. “Maybe. I did convince Fairless and Fredendall to come around to a demonstration.”

Carnegie taps her chin, pensive. “Ain’t that something! Can’t wait to see it honestly, it’d be a real change of pace.”

“Oh?” you ask. “You a fan of planes, Carnegie?”

“Well, not so much planes,” says Carnegie. “I mean, I’m just interested to see if they crash you know?”

“Marina and her girls are pilots,” you say firmly. Well, at least you think they are. “They know what they’re doing, I won’t imagine they’d just up and crash.”

“Speaking of which,” says Walker. “We watched your Tank match last night.”

Fairless nods. “I made them do it.”

“Yeah,” says Walker. “Still, it was pretty cool.”

> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY
> Y/N
> Other

>>30592410

Yes.

>>30592415
>Y

Why not

>>30592415
> N

>>30592415
> Y
Worst case they say no.

>>30592415
Y?

>>30592415
If they want to, then sure.

>>30592415
>Y

>>30592415
>N

>>30592415
Oh boy, trying to get Fredendall's crew?

>Y

Because pragmatism and politics. And to rub it in the stupid bitches face.

>>30592415
Y
We'll need more teams as the tank count limit expands.

>>30592415
> N
Not them. At best they'll laugh in our face, at worst they'll fuck up our team from inside.

>>30592415

I smell a trap

>Y

>>30592415
>Y

can't hurt to try

>>30592511
Fairlass is good people, she can keep them in check. If anything we can just get Fairlass and make her work with Rifle team

>>30592415
> N
Seriously guys, no. What if they do join? Do you think Freddy's lackeys would be good to have close by?

>>30592415
Do we need more crews?
Anyway
>Y

>>30592536
Fredendall has more power over them then Fairless. Fairless can't actually do shit when Fredendall puts her foot down.

This is a trap option.

>>30592563
Yes. Next two matches can have up to 15 tanks and the Semi and Final have 20.

>>30592584
I just want to recruit Fairlass at least.

>>30592415
>Y

>>30592415
> N
Worst case scenario they actually say yes and fuck shit up before we kick them off the team. Best case we're paranoid that they're working against us under Fredendall's orders.

> Y

“Actually guys, considering our next match is going to be fifteen versus fifteen, maybe you’d be interested in joining up for it?”

They all look at each other. “You serious?” asks Frick. You nod. “Eh…”

Claire shrugs. “Fredendall would have our heads on a pike if she knew we’d be helping you guys. Sorry.”

> DENIED

You nod. “That’s fine. But if you’re still interested, option’s there.”

“Of course,” says Claire. She checks the time. “Anyway, Fairless, you want to head with us to lunch? We’re going to watch the Aviation kids and their engine work.”

Fairless nods. “Sure.” She looks at you. “You coming with?”

You’re about to answer when your cellphone rings.

> Nancy
> Answer
> Don’t Answer

>>30592641
>> Answer

>>30592641
ah well, we tried.
> Answer

>>30592641
> Answer

>>30592641
Hold that thought.

>Answer

>>30592641
> Yeah, just let me answer.

>>30592641
> Answer
Cake?

>>30592641
>Y
It's about the cake, isn't it?

> Answer

You hold up your finger then answer the phone.

“Nancy?”

“Hi, President! Remember the cake you wanted me to make for Kitten’s birthday?”

“Yeah, what’s up?”

“Well, I was taking out of the refrigerator when- Well- Let’s just say I had a bit of a series of unfortunate events and now the cake is in a million pieces on the ground.”

“Oh, Nancy.”

“I don’t suppose you can come over and help me make a new one really quickly?”

> YOU DON’T SUPPOSE YOU CAN COME OVER AND HELP HER MAKE A NEW ONE REALLY QUICKLY?
> Y/N
> Other

>>30592810
>Y

Better haul ass over.

>>30592810
Seriously? Fuck this.

>N

Everyone will vote Y anyway.

>>30592810
Y

Ask fairless if she'd want to come along? For the party too even.

>>30592810
>Y

damnit, we're gonna miss out on the skycraft team demonstration

>>30592828
Why do you hate kitten, anon?

>>30592828
Why >N, then? If you explain your reasoning then people could be convinced to vote the same as you.

>>30592810
>Y
Planes can wait. Cake is time-critical.

>>30592810
>N
Go buy a new one, we're busy with the demonstration

>>30592810
> Y
Baking is fun.

>>30592830
We always need more Fairless, so I'll throw my support behind this.

>>30592810
>N

Everyone is voting yes, so I'm just pissing against the tide

>>30592810
Y

>>30592830
This sounds good.

Obligatory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMC2XJw5m6Y

>>30592810
>Y

> Y

“Alright, I’ll be there real quick.”

You hang up and look at the Seniors. “Sorry, but I gotta head back to the dorms. I need to help my VP get a new cake ready right away.”

Claire nods. “Understandable. We’ll leave you to it then.”

Fairless nods. “Good luck with that, Gertrude.”

You ask Fairless, “Maybe you’d like to come?”

“Ah, Carol seems uncomfortable around me,” says Fairless. “I’ll pass but I’ll send a card her way later.”

You nod. “Alright.”

With that, you say goodbye to them all and start jogging back to the dorms. You arrive back in quick good time, just in time for lunch in fact. You knock on Nancy’s dorm, and she answers, already wrapped in an apron and smiling like a good little housewife. “Hi, President!” She lets you inside where you just the extent of the damage. The cake is literally streaked right across the floor, frosting and sponge-y bits everywhere.

You ask, “What happen?”

“I saw a mouse,” says Nancy. “It scared me.”

> Help Nancy with the Cooking
> Talk with Nancy (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>30593003
> Help Nancy with the Cooking
We need to get an RC Maus to scare her with

>>30593003
>> Help Nancy with the Cooking

>>30593003
> Help Nancy with the Cooking

>>30593003
> Help Nancy with the Cooking
Cooking time!

>>30593003
>> Call Someone (Specify)

Call the flying club. Tell them something came up and you cant be there for the demonstration. Wish them good luck and tell thrm of potential sponsorship from NG~

>>30593003
>> Help Nancy with the Cooking
> Call Someone (Specify)

Let's get Perrine to ugrade the Churchill

>>30593094

It'll take a month to upgrade though.

Will it miss the next match?

>>30593070
The demonstration isn't until the 1st I think?

This is just to test the planes

>>30593122
That's for the Somua, the Churchill is just a week

>>30593122
even if it does, we're not going to go for a month without a match, the sooner we upgrade it, the better off we are when we get it back

>>30593160
not that anon, but I thought that was a month for the churchill too, if its only a week, thats awesome

>>30593195
When we called Perrine for parts for Planes, we asked about the Churchill, she said she can get it done in a week, the reason why the Somua is so long is due to the prototype

> Help Nancy with the Cooking

You eat a quick meal of a sandwich. You’ve been having lots of sandwiches lately. Then once that’s through you get to making that cake. A nice and simple strawberry frosted cake, simple enough for about five or six people.

You add the sugar, other ingredients, everything necessary to making cake and start baking it. The frosting will come in a bit.

“Thanks for the help,” says Nancy. She checks the time. “I don’t think I could make it again that fast but with you, I think we’ve just about done it.”

You nod, smiling. “Oh, anything for Kitten.”

Nancy says, “I can take it from here once the cooking is done, feel free to relax.”

> Relax
> Help Nancy with the Cooking
> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)
> Talk with Nancy (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>30593245
>> Help Nancy with the Cooking
> Call Someone (Specify)
>Call Perrine for the Churchill

>>30593245
>> Call Someone (Lisa)
Look for sponsors

>>30593245
seconding >>30593274 & >>30593283

>>30593283
I thought we already had her looking for sponsors?

>>30593245
>> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)
The Tank Club

See if we can make it for the test flight

>>30593332
Nope, never got around to telling her that so far as I remember.

>>30593245
>>30593274

Supporting

> Call Someone (Perrine and Lisa)

You text Lisa about Northrop Grumman. She responds back with a:

“Cool.”

You roll your eyes then text her to start looking for anymore sponsors, to which she acknowledges.

Then you call up Perrine.

“Hey, Perrine.”

“Gertrude! Glad to hear you calling, what’s up?”

“Not much. I wanted to ask if the conversion for the Churchill was possible.”

“Indeed it is! The Churchill IX is mostly just a IV with a VII turret, some extra armor and gearbox modifications and suspension. It’s definitely legal by ITL standards but we need judges to make sure that every part is up to scratch. If you want to send it out here to Walter Christie, conversion’s going to take a week. Are you sure?”

> CONFIRM?
> Y/N
> Other

>>30593464
> Y

>>30593464
> Y

>>30593464
>Y

It will be back by next tuesday at the latest.

Freshman can use the Chi-ha for a week

>>30593464
Call the freshmen first, then
>Y

>>30593464
>Y

>>30593507
Unlike the Rifle Team, where we took the T-34 for the play without permission.

We're doing this in order to make it better for them

>>30593507
>>30593464
Supporting this. Also consider inviting Perrine to kittens party tonight.

>>30593464
call the freshmen first,
then
>Y

> Y

You quickly text the Freshmen about the upcoming changes.

Cathy replies: “Okay.” Well, that’s permission if anything.

“I’m sure, Perrine.”

“Alright! I shall make the necessary arrangements then! Feel free to call me anytime if there’s an unusual conversion you need or something.”

“Alright, Perrine, thanks.”

> CHURCHILL IV “Earl” (COMP. SPEC.) IS NOW UNAVAILABLE

“See you later!”

With that, Perrine hangs up at that. Nancy has more or less finished frosting up the cake. “Whoo, that looks tasty-“

“Don’t touch,” says Nancy. You didn’t realize you were unconsciously trying to steal a taste of the cake. There’s suddenly a very loud boom that shakes the house. “What was that?”

Your cellphone rings again.

> Marina (Team Bearcat)
> Answer
> Don’t Answer

>>30593631
> Answer
What did you do?

>>30593631
>> Answer

Welp, that's not good.

>>30593631
> Don’t Answer
Just run over next door. We're pretty much at the same dorm.

>>30593631
>Answer
You blew up the HQ, didn't you.

>>30593631
> Answer
Goddamnit, I knew we shouldnt have accepted to cook the cake and should have watched the demo

>>30593631
Fuck
>Answer

>>30593684
they better fucking not have, if they did, they're paying for it with their own money, and I don't care if they have to sell their planes to fund it

>>30593719
the demo has not happened yet

>>30593631
> Answer
man our batteries last forever!

> Answer

“Yes?”

“Gertrude, don’t panic. I know our demonstration is on the 1st and I know we have to have planes ready.”

“You didn’t blow a hole in the HQ did you?”

“No, no! We… we might have accidentally blown up one of our planes though.”

“What? How?”

“Well, we were testing out the 129’s 75mm cannon, and it might’ve been pointed at the Dauntless at the time- Look, let’s just say the Dauntless is no longer a plane than it is a burning wreck now.”

“Oh. I’m guessing it can’t be salvaged?”

“No. But on the bright side! The 129 works!”

You nod slowly. “Alright, Marina. What about the other planes, are they working okay?”

“Yeah, of course! Some more engine work, some more armament placement, and with the proper fitting of the judging devices. It looks like we might be able to make it in time for the demonstration!”

“Alright, call me if there’s any trouble then.”

“Righto, see you.”

You check the time. 3 O’Clock.

> Set up the Party
> Head Somewhere Else (Specify)
> Talk with Nancy (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>30593852
>Consult Fairless
You know how to hide bodies, right?

>>30593852
THAT WAS A LOAN YOU BITCH!

>Call Tennyson

>>30593852
....we should have get Rifle girls to drill them on gun safety.

> Set up the Party
Better prepare for now?

>>30593852
> Set up the Party
> Call Someone (Ramirez)
Get some decorations, on the double!

>>30593852
> Set up the Party

>>30593852
> Call Someone (Marina)

Oh, and tell her she'll be getting a call from Northrop Grumman soon.

>>30593852
>Call Tennyson

We can't return the plane now

>>30593852
seconding >>30593887

and also, that plane was on loan to them, they are paying for it themselves

>>30593852
>> Call Someone (Specify)
The Principal.

Urrrrrgggggghhh... girllllssss

>>30593852
>Call tennyson,

About the plane

>Call Rifle Team