Ok, sorry about the slightly delayed start. Actually lost the original OP for this week, so if this one seems rough, that's why, hahaha. No real news to report, so we're good there too, haha. Archives here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989and pastebin primer sheet here: http://pastebin.com/zFxWNup1the primer's pretty solid if you're interested in jumping in without doing a full archive binge, though you might have to ask a couple questions to get up to speed. if you do, hey, no worries, if someone in the thread doesn't feild them I will, haha. ++ “So you will be flying today?” Katya asks, walking back through the halls of the castle with you and Slider, her mother and the two soviet aggressors in tow. “I'd planned to, yeah.” You nod. “We got some speed runs done out over France, but I didn't really get a chance to check out the rest of the bird, and with all the modifications they've been doing...” You shrug and trail off. She nods. “I would like to join you, but I cannot.”“Why not?” Slider says. “Shit, it's not like we can't get everyone squared away and-”“And I demand to be quartered near my beloved!” Konstantina pipes in. “You western who-”“Senior Lieutenant.” Katya's mother-General of Witches Tatiana Litvyak- says, sharply. “You will remember you are a guest here, and will behave accordingly or you will be sent home. Am I clear?” Konstantina hesitates, drawing a sharp glare from the older witch. Finally, she looks at the floor. “Yes, comrade general. My apologies.” 1/2
Katya looks back over her shoulder at the exchange, then shakes her head. “It is- Rachel, do you remember what Tabitha said? About her mother and father's parents?” Slider nods. “I've only heard it a million and a half times, yeah. So?” Katya looks back at her mom again, who smiles and pats her satchel. “Tabitha is... “ She trails off. “We have records that must be verified, but we believe we have her grandmother's service history. They were in the archives at the Leningrad hold. They are....” She shrugs. “Interesting.”“Interesting?” You ask. Katya nods. “Very. We will be talking with her, but do you not have a flight to be getting ready for? We are all anxious to test our luck against you.”“My beloved is unbeatable.” Konstantina says from behind you. “We are all wasting our time here.”[] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”[] “You know, on second thought, now I want to see what this is all about.”
>>30636297[x] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”We can ask Ice about it later.
Oh, the mayhem of Konstantina around Spellcaster!>All the aggressor witches learn of Konstantina's ignorance of sex>Dig out their stashes of hardcore porn>She's blushing for the next week.
>>30636297>[x] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”FLY NAO TZARINA LATER
>>30636297oh this can't any worse....it just can't!
>>30636337F-frank?Yeah Merlin?I'm picking up a major IR signal within the castle.Don't worry about it.
>>30636297>[] “You know, on second thought, now I want to see what this is all about.”Highly interesting
>>30636297>[x] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.
>>30636297>[] “You know, on second thought, now I want to see what this is all about.”
>[x] "You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.">>30636350And that's just if the Sharktwins don't demonstrate with Joe, with Konstantina as a spectator
[] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”Konstantina is already starting out good. Let's hope we won't have a body at our hands before she leaves.
>>30636297>“You know, on second thought, now I want to see what this is all about.”We must delay the inevitable. Like any good performer, we build suspense.
>>30636297[X] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”Nothing interferes with Sky time. Nothing.
>>30636297>[] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”As much as I want to stay and chat, we have a job to do and make sure our plane is ready.
>>30636297>[X] “You know, on second thought, now I want to see what this is all about.”So long as Ice is okay with it. We really need to be there to see the look on her face.
>>30636297 >[] “You know, on second thought, now I want to see what this is all about.”
>>30636421Sharktwins, ruining innocence and good things since 1989.It's cool, I still like you girls. Seriously though, stay away from her.And Merlin.
>>30636297>[x] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”She says that they have something interesting, then sends off before we find out? Oh well Flying time. Best night of the week if you like Crazy Russians, an Icy Tsarina, and The Best Hips 'n Tail you done ever see!
>>30636297>[] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”CHANCE OF KONSTANTINA GOING THROUGH OUR UNDERWEAR WHILE WE'RE FLYING?
The first few threads' flights are much more technical than the current ones. Why is that?
>>30636532>But Ice has best hips, Slider has best Tail,,,,,,,THIS CANNOT BE DENIED! Should we headpat the the Yandere?
>>30636567Have Kenji guard the door?>>30636590>But Ice has best hipsWhat you talkin' bout?
Inb4 Ice insists that we can't find out her secret and we Drink spends atleast 5 more threads in the dark
>>30636297>[x] “You know, on second thought, now I want to see what this is all about.”
>>30636573Because it's generally assumed that you've read the first few threads and we don't need to hear it all again. That and Ghost found his style I suppose. This is a quest about fighting in the sky with supersonic death-machines. Going on and on about technical details isnt really needed.
>>30636532>>30636567>>30636590I just realized something. We led on a young, innocent girl with a crush on us because we thought it would be for the good of the country and because it was funny.We... we need to make up for this. That's not something a good person does.
>>30636612Then what does she have.Slider and Ice are best girls. I can't choose between them. (Well I'm leaning a bit more towards Ice but yeah.)
>>30636637We only hugged and gave headpats, we treated her like any girl in our squadron.
>>30636617Autocorrect just how I don't even I didn't type anything remotely similar to 'drink'
>>30636637/tg/-MASTERS OF ROMANCE
>>30636642A chilly personality that warms up after getting to know her? Fluffy tail?
>>30636637we did not she went after us like a nut job
>>30636693>>30636678The return letter. We teased the idea that we were interested in her.
>>30636681Slider has best tail overall though.Ice has best fluffy ears?The ones you nibble as you slowly put her down, restraining her movements, causing her to lose strength in her resistance.
>>30636590>Should we headpat the the Yandere?>Apply headpat>random matron observes Konstantina become docile>Suddenly they want us to headpat various witches in case we have headpats that can cause defections
>>30636707CIA told us to do that to get info
>>30636722>ear scratching follows
>>30636727not to mention, the return letters are corny
>>30636722I said this threads ago, "The way to defeat the Red Menace is not through machines of war, but through headpats." The wording was different, I think, but the idea the same.>>30636709Tail and Fluffy tail are two different things.>restraining her movementsWith rope?
>>30636297>[X] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”PLEHN TIME
>>30636297>[] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”>And Konstantina, do not call members of my squadrons whores. Especially not my RIO. I will be very cross if I find out you are. besides they don't get paid for that so it isn't even the right word
>>30636764I thought, it was string, then handcuffs, then rope?Its a progression thing
>>30636787We only have rope and the last time someone used handcuffs in a strike witches quest they were shot at with bean bag rounds... are those handcuffs still around?
>>30636783+1
>>30636783Might want to leave that last sentence out.
>>30636912nofunallowed.jpg
>>30636297>[] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”Much as I want Fronk to learn the dark truths in-character, we still got a job to do
[x] “You're right, I do have a hop. Gotta go find Merlin.”“You're right, I do have a hop.” You say, nodding. “Gotta go find Merlin.” “Go check down in the gym.” Slider says. “She and Kenji have been spending a lot of time down there. ““I thought you said they were good at disappearing?” You ask. She looks over at you and grins. “I'm better at finding them then they are at disappearing. Besides, I had to make sure they weren't being lewd.”“Pfft.” You scoff. “Merlin? Lewd? Please. I think she'd go infrared just thinking about the possibility of lewd.” “She's still a teenage girl, Frank.” Slider points out. “With a new boyfriend and plenty of alone time.”“Nope.” You state, as making a proclamation. “Merlin is pure and always will be. Which way is the gym?” “North wing, downstairs.” Katya says. “Thanks.” You respond, heading off as they start up the stairs. 1/2
You're given pause when Konstantina similarly splits off, following you. You stop and half-turn to look back when Tatiana barks something in Russian- something that Konstantina mumbles a reply to. She looks over her shoulder longingly at you for a second, then smiles. “I must follow the comrade general and be assigned quarters, my darling.” She says, “So I cannot come with you right now. I will join you in the air, though! We will show them what true skill is!” She starts up the stairs behind the rest of them, looking back at you more than once. Finally, when she's out of sight, you turn and keep walking, eventually finding the gym. Inside, Merlin stands with her feet planted in a fighting stance, a sword held in front of her in a vertical guard. You notice a slight sway to the tip of it- she's still not used to the weight, you think, though swords were never your thing. Nearby, Kenji, his uniform top draped over a chair, is instructing- you note, without actually being near enough to her for it to be misinterpreted. He's teaching her how to wield a sword- nothing more. You think. >Say what?
>>30637129"Is that your sword shes holding?"
>>30637129"So the Russians have arrived"
>>30637129the reds have invaded
>>30637129Rise of the Neon Samurai II: Electric Boogaloo
>>30637129Observe for a bit, then announce the Russians are here and they have brought crazy and "interesting" info.
>>30637129"LLLLLLEEEEEWWWWDDDD..."The Reds are here and we need to get ready for our test flight, Merlin."
>>30637129"I'm quite glad that little Merlin's not the one topless and giving orders right about now."
>>30637129"Ruskies are here Merlin, you will never guess who they brought. Also, we need to get prepped for our flight."
>>30637232This
>>306372322lewd>>30637129To the skies, samurai protege!
>>30637232Hue+1
>>30637202'Twas foretold in the prophecy of the O Club near where the NEON SAMURAI called Christchurch.>>30637232I want to say yes but no, not this time.
>>30637232No. Merlin is not for making lewd jokes.
>>30637129"Why are you making Merlin play with your stick?"INNUENDOS!
>>30637415>>30637179>>30637129"So, you've got your hands on his sword already, eh Sam?"
>>30637129All these lewd jokes and Fronk just said shes not for lewds.Nice stance, we need to get ready to fly. or something along those lines.
>>30637527Lewds or not, we still have an obligation to tease little sister.
>Say what?"The ruskies are here. 3 guesses who they brought, first 2 don't count. And we have a bird to fly around."
>>30637574but not with lewd things
your waifu is B+
>>30637601How else do you tease a teenage girl about her new boyfriend? Especailly when both of them are PURE or HONORABU?
>>30637668wat
>>30637668Hunter please!
>>30637693you could hum the chorus from "Turning Japanese"
Hey Ghost! i think i found a good candidate to be the cinematic opening tune to your thread.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=melRlPKirtQ
I just remembered: Ghost, I recall that it was stated (many, many threads ago) that Katya's mom wasn't a witch. Retcon or wrong memory?
>>30637744IS that even out yet?
God damnit I forgot this was today. Intelligence documents or Strikers '89. Decisions decisions...
>>30637129>say nothing, just watch a bit, then let them know we're here.
>>30637781just checked. it came out in 1980
>>30637781Yep, came out in 1980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj2I0EJ9PM
>>30637781Look it up!
>>30637791wat
>>30637744This. Just whistle it. Get their attention then sing out the chorus.
>>30637769I'd assume so, she'd be the daughter of Sanya.
>>30637902Or not, Katya's father could be Sanya's descendent
>>30637975Pretty certain it was matrilinial.
>>30638111SOFLUFFY
>>30636727>>30636753"CIA made us do it" isn't the best moral defense. But yeah, hopefully we can do some good by her while she's stuck around and socializing.
>>30638111such courtesan
>>30638111The eye hearts complete the picture very nicely.
>>30638111soup_for_sluts.png
>>30638281You shut your mouthYes, I am aware that you're correct in LH terms
>>30638215Eye Hearts are one of the best ways of expressing "I WANT YOUR DICK" I've seen recently.
>>30638347So, that's Konstantina after she's had the TALK?
>>30638359That's Konstantina after she's had THE DICK
I think the real question is, if konstantina doesn't get fronk, who the hell else could?
>>30638384I thought that was ice
>>30638412duh, it's Slider
>Say what?You lean on the frame of the doors- they were open anyway. Merlin holds her stance for a minute before her eyes flick over to you- she must have seen you on the edge of her peripheral vision. “H-hi Frank!” She says, a smile on her face. “Heya Merlin. Turning Japanese?” You ask, indicating the sword. At least she's not in whatever the hell those robes are supposed to be called. Swordsmans robes? You have no idea. “T-turning Japanese?” She asks, blushing. “N-no.....”Kenji smiles, grabbing his uniform top and putting it back on over his green undershirt.. “It's my family's style, sir.” He says, after a moment. “My grandparents developed it. Kind of a blend of traditional schools and western big sword schools.” “Big sword?” You ask. He shrugs. “Claymore, Zweihander, that kind of thing.”You look back at Merlin. “Aren't you kinda... small... for swords that big?” You ask. She shrugs, handing her sword back to Kenji. “P-probably. I can barely lift t-that one. But it's fun, and Kenji is a good t-teacher.”“Well, glad to hear it.” You say. “You needed something, you have to have read through those books already.” She nods, her blush receeding slightly. “Y-yeah. Some of them twice. B-but what's going on? Is something h-happening?” You shake your head. “Nah, though the Russians are here. You'll never guess who they brought.” Merlin frowns. “K-konstantina?” “Good guess.” you say. “But we can worry about that later, Ice got us another flight if we go today.”“T-today?” She asks. “When?” “Now?” You respond, laughing. “Now or never, it seems like.” Merlin looks distraught. “B-but Kenji and I were g-going to f-finish here and w-watch a movie!”1/2 (maybe 3)
Kenji puts his hand on her shoulder and she reaches up to put her own hand on his. “It's ok, Samantha, we can still watch the movie when you get back.”“B-but...” She protests, weakly, turning to face him, putting her side-on to you. “W-well, ok. I-I guess if i-it's not a problem...” “It's not. It gives me time to make some dinner, even. Does that sound ok? Dinner and a movie when you get back?” He says.Merlin screws her face up, then nods. “I-I guess. T-thanks Kenji, you're the b-best.” She says, standing up on her tiptoes to kiss him on the cheek.Then she turns back to face you, her blush returning with a fury when she suddenly remembers you've been standing there. “S-Sorry Frank. I-I just...” She says quietly, walking over to join you. You laugh, reaching down to ruffle her hair hard enough to dislodge her glasses from one ear. “It's ok! I'm glad to see you happy!” “I-I was happy with y-you, too.” She adds. “B-but it's-”“Different with Kenji?” You supply. She looks up at you and nods. “Y-yeah. L-like... I c-can't explain it.” “That's fine, I think I know what you mean, kiddo.” You say, still smiling. “Let's go hit the shops and get back in the air.”2/3 (It was 3! threeeee! hahahahahahaha. I should prolly lay off the caffeine.)
>>30638473>My grandparents developed it. Kind of a blend of traditional schools and western big sword schools.Oh Sakamoto and Sean...
Your trips through life support are quick- your gear was checked the minute it hit the shelf there, the support staff probably seriously underworked around here. Weather reports a light, cold rain below ten thousand feet, with some gnarly wind out over the north sea, but it's clear from fifteen up. “S-so where are we going?” Merlin asks. “Wind looks b-bad over the north sea, but if we stay above ten w-we should be fine.”“There's always Normandy again.” You say, grabbing your helmet. Who brought your gear down from your room? You don't remember doing that.“B-but if we're over Normandy w-we could get visitors.” Merlin reminds you. [] “Good point, we'll head out over the north sea and stay above angels ten.”[] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”
>>30638506I like this kid.
>>30638547>[] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”
>>30638506Kenji is 10/10 husbando material
>>30638547>[X] “Good point, we'll head out over the north sea and stay above angels ten.”We've already done Normandy. We should mix it up a bit.
>>30638547>[x] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”
>>30638547>[] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”We can play hide and seek>>30638561Yea, too bad he can't cook to save his life apparently. We should sneak Merlin some decent food
>>30638547[X] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”Remember no funny stuff.
>>30638585We need to work on his cooking, but he's definitely won me over.
>>30638547>[x] “Good point, we'll head out over the north sea and stay above angels ten.”Be careful in our pushing.>>30638473>Kind of a blend of traditional schools and western big sword schoolsHa! Only Sean and Sakabroto.>It gives me time to make some dinner, evenWe need to get someone to teach the kid to cook.
>>30638612We made no promises today.And we need to test the full capabilities of our bird.
>>30638547>[x] "I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors."Konstantina joining us mid-flight in three... two... one...
>>30638612No funny stuff last time got us a kiss on the cheek from Slider. I'm 110% with you on this plan
>>30638612but we need to do full mvr testing
>>30638547>[X] “Good point, we'll head out over the north sea and stay above angels ten.”
>>30638561I want to hate him, but we know his grandparents, and it's hard to hate someone we've got history with.
>>30638547[X] “Good point, we'll head out over the north sea and stay above angels ten.”
[] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”We have nothing to hide. Well we have an ultra-tech fighter, but that fucker is known enough.
>>30638547>Who brought your gear down from your room? You don't remember doing that.METAL GEAR KONSTANTINA
>>30638547>[] “Good point, we'll head out over the north sea and stay above angels ten.”We did say we need to test the plane.Bad weather may be a good testing ground
>>30638547>[x] NORDSEE
>>30638547>[] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.” keep it steady for now.
>>30638547[] “Good point, we'll head out over the north sea and stay above angels ten.”
>>30638691I thought we already met the young and Sean kids at hotel Putin?
>>30638547>[] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”Eh, visitors.
>>30638708>She's sitting in the plane, snuggled up on our seat
>>30638748>snuggled up on our seatshe has replaced our seat outright...
>>30638708look out for cardboard boxes!
>>30638740Yes on Young, no on Sean, It was Mad Jack Churchill's kid or grandkid.
>>30638748>>30638771Mah heart
>>30638784god help us if the spawn of young comes to the island....
>>30638506I'd husbando Kenji
>>30638784SO we've met all of the spawn/grandspawn of the original three.I wonder if Kenji and Rosalie have met before? No way they Widow crew and their women wouldn't have gotten together for a big party at least once.
>>30638547>[x] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”>konstantina already doing tiny favors for us
>>30638826its all part of the ancient ritual to get fap angel to start writing again. We collect all of the spawn at Barin and then bounce them.
>>30638826You know she will or if not her another one of the spawn will, Castle Barin calls it's children back when the blood of man is spilled.>>30638864Not all of them... there's more spawn of Young and you KNOW there is more Sean spawn. But yeah they probable have meet but it may have been years since.
>>30638826I kinda hope her and Minna show up. Either that another spawn of Youngs.
>>30638926I'd like to think there's both a cupcakeski and a minna young spawn present.Trude was forever alone.
>>30638974........fuuuuuuuck
>>30638974poor Trude ;_;
>>306389742 years later, Trudefags still madIn all honesty though, she wasn't bad
>>30638974>Trude was forever alone.Dem fighting words good sir.
>>30639013I was a trude fag in spirit since swq was over by the time I found it in the archives.But she really was forever alone after that time she pulled our ghost ass through the window and the aliums blue balled her
>>30638974Chris left her too? How sad.
>>30639013>2 yearsbullshit it hasn't been THAT long
>>30639079since it first started, yeah
>>306390791 year anniversary of Deme fucking off to go abandon the rest of his shitty 2hu fics and SWQ was a couple of weeks ago
>>30638974funny you should say that....
>>30639125Now that would be hilarious.
>>30639079It depends on how you look at it. Its been about 14 months since the last thread with Young and Co. the last time we had anything approaching a regular schedule was like...midsummer 2011 iirc. 2 years ago now-ish was during the height of running
>>30639125Son of a bitch!
>>30638974Cupcakeski Young spawn would be the ultimate wingman every sense because she will of already bounced or ladyboned everyone and knows how to deal with them.
>>30639151>midsummer 20112012>>30639125
>>30638974With or without spawn I am eagerly awaiting the return of Christmas-Cakesski
>>30639125>implying she wouldn't have been using magical contraceptionthat's probably the first spell the witches ever developed
>>30639182holy shit its 2014. I keep forgetting that
>>30639197ShieldsShieldsEverywhere.jpg
>>30639197>Implying she doesn't enjoy the thrill of performing without a safety net
>>30639183at this point, she'll be will past that into GMILF zone.
So I just started playing WoT the other day, you guys got any tips? i've seen it talked about here before.
I haven't been following this quest lately. Konstantina is the crazy yandere Russian, right?When did she show up here? There's no label for it in the archives.>that feel when you're the only one rooting for the yandere
>>30639256Believe you me. Yandere a shit.
>>30639227>implying she's stupidWar is war, anon. She's not going to take the sort of risk that will remove her from the fight. Fighting's too much fun.
>>30639256 one of the Japan battles. Description of the thread calls her our Russian stalker (not Katya).
>>30639256She turned up a while back. Over Japan, IIRC. Or was it Alaska?And there's plenty of affection for her in these threads, I think.
>>30639274But Anon, she'll never go to Mexico on "vacation" and come back full of half-breeds expecting us to take responsiblity!
>>30639256Thread 31.
>>30639256>that feel when you're the only one rooting for the yandereYou are (Not) Alone
>tfw your perfect pairing got ruinedgary stus a shit
>>30639327I'm rooting for ice and slider but don't care enough about the waifuing enough to vote at those options when it comes up.
>>30639377that is precisely the attitude to have
>>30639229unfortunately 25 is a high as the seasonal pastries go, therefore Chistmass-cakeski
>>30639125For the love of fu-Cupcake impregnated Young. CANON.
>>30639404Well that's not quite what I expected but I can see that happening.
>>30639404
>>30639125>>30639151>>30639162Young probably has permission to Fuckcakeski on the condition that Minna can too.
>>30639404I'm shocked you never thought of that before.
>>30639388Indeed. I learned my lessons from pgq.>>30639404As long as there's the minna and cupcakeski young spawns at the same time and place. Hilarious family awkwardness.
>>30639455there's something... off about the proportions on that killydisc coach
>>30639404Aaaaaawww shit
>>30639404How could you do this to the little sister?
>>30639404You know you've seen way too many doujins when your first thought was "In his boypussy!?"
>>30639404Who is cupcake?Also Trude was best girl
>>30639395Chistmass-cakeski means that nobody married her. The odds of that happening are about 0.
>>30639489...fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>30639512>>30639512IIRC, cupcake is the one that shagged young in the kitchen. And then stuffed as much tobacco into their mouths as humanly possible
>>30639530I thought Russians were immune to that
>>30639455I bet its Patton in disguise.
>>30639541the shagging was mutualneither had an advantage
>>30639541oh right i forgot.
>>30639541And then she fucked minna and young walked in on it and later young said he won't hold it against her if she didn't hold it against him. Later she tried to fuck Sonya I think?Cupcakes for everyone!
>>30639182You actually saved this? I have mixed feelings about this.
>>30639591>Later she tried to fuck Sonya I think?Sanya. And no, she just kissed her a bit. Maybe felt her up, it was kinda ambiguous.
>>30639636All I rember is someway said cupcakeski got into her when young did the flight briefing crash party
>>30639404I WAS RIGHT!
>>30639404How does that work?
>>30639464>>30639683Read it again.>cupcake>impregnated>young
>>30639404you gave up the right to make those decisions long agofuck off
>>30639698i was still right.
>>30639698Witch magic. It's a hell of a drug.
>>30639729You sound like the madfag from earlier.
>>30639698Strictly speaking, if YoungXMinna had a daughter and Cupcakeski had a son, that's still an entirely reasonable phrase.
So. '89 Cupcakes when?
>>30639404HOW?Also, SWQ When?
>>30639697>
>>30639771NEVER!
>>30639771What's the point of swq now? Its long been dead and we've been getting our story closure between legacy characters in '89 and the '45 interlude
>>30639771When the Moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
>>30639771After SuWQ
>>30639978After TWQ
>>30639990SuWQ is actually happening though.
>>30640001Sure
>>30640001I'll beleive that when he gets off his faggoty ass and runs it
>>30640001go to bed kotters
Sorry for derailing your thread Ghost. But at least I was able to get planefag to reappear for the first time in ages. So i guess it was worth it in the end. but please, my good QM, continue. i will try to not delay your thread any longer.
>>30640057>>30640058>>30640060Just you wait. I have decu cooking up something nice for the next thread.
>>30640096I regret nothing about summoning cupcakes.
>>30639990When Maus gets back;_;
>>30640142>Maus>Running TWQJesus christ, is everyone running it but Panzer these days?>>30640096Deme regularly uses IRC
>>30640142>last message from him>"Suck it, Skeptics."Bet his foot tastes nice right about now
>>30640096Yeah, no. You aren't sorry. Not at all.
>>30640166He said he'd run a thread and did. Your the only one with a foot in a mouth.
>>30640166He doesn't exactly care about us. If he wants to piss off, he can and did.
>>30640201He actually said it in context of finishing a thread for once, cause he always had to abandon them.So he said that, and then vanished not even half way through it.
>>30640167remorseful then.
>>30639455>someone reposted my godawful 10-second GIMPjob from forever ago
[x] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”“I'd rather not risk the weather,” You say as the two of you leave the support shops and head towards the hangar. “We'll just have to deal with visitors if we get them.”“O-ok.” Merlin responds, nodding. “T-that will give me a chance to s-see if the sensor works properly a-all the time.”“If you're not passed out from g.” You say, poking her lightly in the ribs. “T-that was almost you, r-remember? I h-handle g better than you do.” She says, matter-of-factly. She's got you there- she does. Probably something to do with magic, you're sure. Yep. Totally magic.The two of you handle your preflight walkaround quickly- with two sets of eyes, it takes half the time. Loading hasn't changed- your bays are empty, but your guns are loaded 'just in case'. Of course, you don't plan to have to use them, but you're never sure. Besides, it's a standing order- even ferry flights these days are armed. Inside the fighter, the checklists go quickly, and you're rolling into the cold rain as your canopy thumps closed, the pair of pistons pushing it forward against it's seal until it locks into position. You work your jaw around to pop your ears as your cockpit pressurizes, watching the rain ahead and judging your visibility- you can see to the end of the runway, but just barely. “Hey Merlin, weren't there two witches that went up earlier?” You ask, sudden images of some micro tenerefe between your fighter and a pair of landing witches in your head. “Y-yeah.” She says. “I'm tied on with RAF Wattisham, both of them are still up north. T-the royal army is supposed to be sending an engineer unit our way to set up a radar station s-so we can get some air traffic control.” “Thank god.” You mutter. “We’re clear?”1/2 (hopefully)
>>30640393>some micro tenerefeFucking what?
“Yeah. Take angels ten out towards the Calais VORTAC though. Rosalie said the ADA had some issues with us last time because we used nonstandard route.” She says. “I'll have an exact vector in a minute, but one six zero should be ok till then.”“Nonstandard route?” You ask. You look up into your mirror to see the top of her helmeted head bob up and down in a nod. “Yeah. They're Trying to keep air traffic in certain routes, in case they have to move a lot of aircraft suddenly, they don't want all kinds of airliners in the sky. London to Paris uses a different route, our corridor is military and government only.” “Sounds good.” You say, advancing the throttles forward, while keeping your jet in place, the brakes locked out by the toes of your boots. The powerful, augmented turbofans in the back howl like demons, their afterburner plumes scorching the ancient rock wall behind you. Finally, when you release the brakes, the sudden acceleration comes up and slaps you back in the seat, pushing you back into the far too thin padding. But, with the runway as short as it is, you have to do it this way- and it's still not as harsh as a cat launch. It doesn't take long at all to arrive over 'your' airspace- in this case, a chunk of air over the zone rouge- the part of France that suffered the worst in the first world war. “So what first?” Merlin asks. [] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”[] “I'd like to do more speed runs, feels like we can get a lot more out of this thing.”
>>30640444worst aviation disaster evera dutch 747 got impatient and its elitist pilots thought they could takeoff without warning while another american 747 was still taxying off the only runway in the fog, flew straight into it, killed 600 odd people
>>30638547>[x] “I'd rather not risk the weather, we'll just deal if we get visitors.”There are several witches that will probably visit us anyways. Konstantina is arguably the best test witch outside of our squadron.
>>30640457>[] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”
>>30640457>[] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”Just start with the basics. Immelman, Yo-yos, etc. And then Pugachev's Cobra. Just to see if it works.
>>30640444I'm guessing he meanthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_airport_disasterand spelled it wrong?>>30640457>[] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”
>>30640457>[X] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”
>>30640457[] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”
>>30640457>[x] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”Dancing time.
>>30640393>royal armyBritish army doesn't get the 'Royal' Moniker. Just the Navy, Air Force, and Marines, FYI.
>>30640457>ACM TIEMLets fucking roll, laterally
>>30640457>[x] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”
>>30640525Don't the engineers get the "royal" bit though? And would Merlin even know that?
>>30640525Because it answers to Parliament, a leftover from the Cromwell era?
>>30640457[X] “I'd like to do more speed runs, feels like we can get a lot more out of this thing.”Let loose.
>>30640457>[x] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”Shop talk first, we've been avoiding this.
>>30640457[X] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”
>>30640563Royal Engineers do, but they're a sub-branch.That, and the Royal Tank Regiment.It's kinda just the way it's ended up weirdly.>>30640568The entire armed forces actually answers to the Queen over Parliament, if there's a discord, but yeah, the nomenclature is a relic from the Cromwellian era IIRC.
>>30640457>[] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”>[] “I'd like to do more speed runs, feels like we can get a lot more out of this thing.”
>>30640470>>30640492>Tenerife misspelledAh. That explains why I was looking at a Filipina singer's wiki page. Thanks.>[x] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”
>>30640608>Strike Witches 1991>BAYONET ARISAKA MOTHERFUCKERSGod bless you crazy fucks, Japan
This thread once again got me in the mood for some good old red alert2.which lead to me wondering why there were no pics of a strike witches/Command and Conquer crossovers.
>>30640525royal marines, royal commandoes, and many other royal armored units use it within the army
>>30640756Royal Marines are part of the army?
>>30640756Individual branches of the Army do, but it's never called "The Royal Army" as a whole like the Royal Navy or Royal Air Farce get.
>>30640755Because no one likes to think aboutcCNC anymore since how offensive 4 was. Original CNC and ra are still glory though.
>>30640815Huh, I don't remember a CnC4. just some badly photoshopped box art and a 3 day bender I can't remeber
>>30640854If it weren't for the DRM it might be worthgrabbing for like $2 on steam sale just to remember why cnc is fucking dead.
>>30640854
>>30640799similar to the Australian Navy and Air Force, both called Royal but the Army isn't
>>30640854Reminds me of the time someone conned be out of 20 bucks for a "Tsukihime Anime">insert disk>wake up 3 hours later with crick in neck>no memory of what happened>also dvd player broke
>>30640942or that time i was told there were two sequels to the Matrix.woke up in a theology class I KNOW I didn't sign up for.
>>30640942Was it really that shit?
>>30640998Was what that shit?
>>30640998Don't know, can't remember.
>>30640998nothing, the disks were blank.and later shredded
>>30640900
>>30641106If only.... KANE SAVE US! DOWN WITH EA AND GAMESTOP!
>>30641106Please Kane. Do it.
>>30641106>destroy EAIf only. If only...
>>30641139PEACE THROUGH POWER!
>>30641106Makes me so happy to see someone else posting that, usually it's me who has to do it.WESTWOOD LIVES IN ALL OF US!As does Bullfrog.
I just remembered something. Did Katya go through with that joke about telling the Russians she was pregnant? Possibly before she learned her mother was the matron appointed?Slider y u do dis
>>30641351Hopefully she tells stalinka she got pregnant from head patting and meaningful eye contact.
>>30641399>cue stalinka trying to get into a staring contest with us
>>30640942Tsukihime never had an anime, what are you talking aboutJust like True Tears ended at episode 8 and best girl won the sakurab owl
>>30641431She'd fail after one second or less.'E-even in s-staring contests, m-my love is unmatched,' she'd think. Everyone would be so confused.
>>30641454>Slider_after_Fronk_confesses.gif
>>30641473This is sounding more and more adorable
>>30641480You mean Ice and Slider right?
You know what'll happen? Frank says "Fuck all of you", moves to Montana, and becomes a misogynist.
>>30641633>The girls will still hunt him down, move in with him, lots of raping ensures, babies! babies everywhere! >"Fuck all of you""oh we did Frank. You asked for it."
>>30641633You left out the part where he NTRs MacLeod away from whatever-his-name-is and then abandons her somewhere in there. Really now, you should at least TRY.
>>30641775Boy have I got a surprise for you
>>30641815Remote detonation penile tracker for witch consorts?
>>30641815If it's more of your side story I'm looking forward to it.
>>30641815IS IT MUG TIME?
>>30641815Is it the good feels? o is it the bad feels?The only thing O notice was NTR
>>30641815he dies
>>30641333Bullfrog and westwood I miss them.
>>30641815Update your pastebin
>>30641815If it involves NTR I cannot guarantee your safety
>>30641815Is there an archive for bitchtits anywhere besides check in all the 89 threads?
Welp time to talk abotu Ghost leweds. woo woo.
>>30641971first he NTRs bitchtits away from willthen he NTRs georgette away from mack
[x] “ACM. Anything I need to know about the changes?”“ACM.” You state, throwing the wyvern into a couple of broad S-turns, a kind of mental warm up. “Anything I need to know about the changes?” Merlin pauses. “Well, the thrust vectoring is going to be a lot more noticeable, especially at higher speeds. Watch for skidding at high speed, you feel it if it starts to build. And-”She pauses again. “And we think there may be an issue if you try to yaw too much at high speed, but no one is real sure what will happen.”“That... sounds kind of major.” You respond, involuntarily snapping your head to the right to track a tiny dot up at angels forty or so- an airliner, you think, probably a good twenty to thirty miles away. “Kenji and I have been working on it with some modeling at night.” She says. “We both think that it would, most likely, disrupt airflow into one of the jets. But that's not as major for us as it would have been earlier, because we can run them on magic for a short time, anyway. Just be careful.”“Anything else?” You ask. “Not really.” She responds. “We left your settings alone, really, and everything should feel the same, maybe a touch more responsive. I'll let you know if anything happens.” “As soon as it happens, right?” You ask, remembering California. She pauses again. “... As soon as it happens. Sorry Frank.” 1/2 (hopefully)
>>30642023lewd you say?
>>30642033I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you
“Don't say sorry, you still saved us. Just let me know sooner, huh?” You ask. Alright, here we go!”You pull the stick back, pointing the fighter's nose at the sky and keeping one eye on the altimeter as it rockets. Passing angels forty, you level out, having plenty of space below you, just in case you need it. The fighter, true to Merlin's word, is slightly more responsive, but, through everything you try, from Immelmann turns to Kulbit loops and Cobras it handles admirably, even holding extreme break turns longer than it used to by a noticeable margin. An hour of this and you're confident in the wyvern's enhanced abilities- if you'd have had this earlier, you think, the war would be over. Well, maybe not, but still. “Frank, we've got bogies. Two witches, nine o'clock low, angels five, maybe. They're trying to stay in ground clutter, I can't get a good altitude fix on them. Transponders aren't responding to me, but there's no air defense alert and I've got them on radar.” Merlin says, causing you to look down and out, rolling slightly. Your sensor overlay picks them out- you think you can make out Slider's distinctive tail, but you're not sure. How many snake witches can there be, anyway?You're answered when Slider broadcasts on the squadron frequency. “Spellcaster three, we're joining on you.” You smirk as they form up- Slider off your right and Ice off your left. Slider drops back, flashing some hand signals to Merlin, and a second later, you hear her again. “We're on a secure freq now. So look who I brought to playyyyy~” Slider says. “This is stupid. I should have never let you talk me into this.” Ice complains. “Frank, if you don't want to do this, we won't. Slider's being stupid again.”[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”[] “We've been up here a while, Slider, she's probably right. Let it wait till tomorrow.”
>>30642083>[] “We've been up here a while, Slider, she's probably right. Let it wait till tomorrow.”Playing around with our CO is for when we're not being watched by every radar in the UK and France.
>>30642083>[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”Lets make Konstantina require new panties
>>30642083>[] “We've been up here a while, Slider, she's probably right. Let it wait till tomorrow.”We literally can't play around in jets anymore.
>>30642083>[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”Yes yes yes yes, here it comes, here comes the night train
>>30642083>[x] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”
>>30642083ask merlin how she's feeling and how the wyvern feels. If no major objections WERE DOING THIS
>>30642083>[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”Just remember to remember what Merlin said about our updated controls.
>>30642083>[] “We've been up here a while, Slider, she's probably right. Let it wait till tomorrow.”Not in Normandy. No no no no.
>>30642083>[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”Let's have some fun.
>>30642083>[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”It begins!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzQ3eBerHfM
[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”"You dare interrupt the King of the skys in his own domain?! You girls may sparkle but I fucking SHINE!"
Rolled 6, 6, 10 = 22>>30642083>[x] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”extra practice with the new jet cant hurt
>>30642083>[x] “We've been up here a while, Slider, she's probably right. Let it wait till tomorrow.”Yeah no, not right now.
If we do do this, be as careful as we can afford
>>30642083[X] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”Oh yes.
I swear to god, if we somehow crash AGAIN because of you people
>>30642083>[X] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
>>30642064I always laugh at this image. Fucking Type 89.
>>30642083>Ask Merlin if we're good on Fuel.If she give the okay then>[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”ASK MERLIN YOU KNOW THE WITCH ON OUR BUTT THAT IS IN THE SAME COCKPIT!
>>30642083[x] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”Yeah, two witches at once sounds good.
>>30642170>You girls may sparkle but I fucking SHINE!I like this way more than I probably should.
>>30642185You know it's going to happen.When has /tg/ ever learned a lesson?
>>30642185Konstantina will nurse us back to health. It's all good.
>>30642185with the way you keep carrying on I'm starting to think you don't even want Frank to be a pilot, and he should just retire and sit on a porch all day long somewhere boringshut up about it already, your like the butthurt kittyfags
>>30642185It's gonna happen because /tg/ is full of chucklefucks.
[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”Had to happen sooner or later, Ice.
>>30642201I thought that was a captured stuart
>>30642083[X] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”
>>30642222It would be pretty interesting if he did that with a shotgun.
>>30642201that's a stuart, bruh
>>30642201That's a captured Stuart.
>>30642083>[x] “We've been up here a while, Slider, she's probably right. Let it wait till tomorrow.”No reason not to wait people and we have been in the air for a good amount of time. >>30642181Like people learn.>>30642185Or some get hurt, Or someone gets in the airspace that isn't suppose to...
>>30642083[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”
>>30642083[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”Slider/Ice threesome go
>>30642083>ASK MERLIN IF WE"RE GOOD ON FUEL
>>30642237>>30642254>>30642256So it is. Let this be a lesson to never mix /k/ and alcohol. You'll fuck up.
>>30642083>[X] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”All warmed up and ready to go.
You lot do realize this is exactly the kind of thing the Matrons are here to see us do, right? Even if we don't do it now we'll have to eventually.
>>30642303Why yes. But not now. Do it with who we're supposed to when we're supposed to.
>>30642335Except this was already arranged a couple threads ago. Both to show the matrons this AND to make Ice stop worrying about us. If you remember.
>>30642303This.>>30642335Not this.
>>30642083>"Merlin, diagnostics, flight regs, second opinion, anything. Find me the tiniest reason as to why we shouldn't do this.">"W-we're all good Frank. I-I can't think of a reason why not.">"FUCK YEAH LETS ROLL"
>>30642083>[x] “We've been up here a while, Slider, she's probably right. Let it wait till tomorrow.”Like this vote will matter...>>30642303Why not wait till tomorrow when haven't been in the air, doing maneuvers that is taxing on fuel.
>>30641990http://pastebin.com/u/HORRUU-NEEEETOOHthere you go kind anon
>>30642335Please. Don't you want Frank's first time to be with someone he cares about? This way there's no complaints when things get rough.
>>30642083>[] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”
>>30642335It makes no difference aside from doing it now should go a ways toward letting Ice relax a bit by showing her that Fronk/Merlin/Wyvern is a solid team that can take care of itself through experiencing it herself.
>>30642302you wonderful person you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWrtrK1Q2EQ
Since it seems we are going through with it, at the very least ask Merlin what she thinks and what the jet thinks, that is all I ask people.
>>30642367>>30642371>>30642394>>30642411Do you even checklist? AFMs take lots of fuel. Our yaw controls are fucked up. I'm all for it, but not now.
>>30642454The jet can't be more okay with the current events.
>>30642390<3
>>30642469Yaw is only fucked if we do something very specific, and we can magitroll our way out of that anyway.It's fine.
>>30642427Aw yeah, been a while since I've heard this
>>30642518>It's fine.famous last words right there
>>30642518You're an imbicile. Really.
>>30642536Yeah, well, not ours.Go back to your old man porch.
[x] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”It's our last chance to do it in our own controlled environment, mostly away from prying eyes.
>>30642546And you can't spell. So yeah, you are too, I guess.
>>30642518>we can magitroll our way out of that anyway.>It's fine.That is the same attitude that gets us in to trouble.
>>30642643>B-but anon, magic! MAGIC! WE CAN DO ANYTHING!
>>30642584I'm drunk and haven't slept in 35 hours. Sue me.
>>30642643Oh no. Not trouble. We certainly can't have any of that.
[x] “Oh no, no, no. we're doing this. Revenant will attack, you wait in this airspace for me.”You grin beneath your mask and visor, almost wishing you'd done something badass like having a skull put on the front of it. Of course, that would be wasted effort, given the canopy being one way, and all. “Oh, no. no no. We're doing this. Revenant will attack, you just wait in this airspace for me.” You say, diving away and rolling east. “Fine. You're going to lose anyway.” Ice says. “Slider, observe.”“Pfft. Big talk. You seem to forget a very important thing, boss.” You say, tossing a look back over your shoulder.“What's that.” Ice responds her voice full of doubt.“I'm the motherfuckin king of the sky.” You state. “Pfft. Slider, monitor GUARD for us, see if you can get some video for the Matrons. I'm sure they'll want to see this.”“I'm sure they will, boss.” You mutter to yourself. “Merlin! How we fixed on fuel?”“We're still good for a while. These new jets don't burn it up as fast, we've only used about five hundred pounds.” She says. “Everything on my board is green, and the wyvern wants it.”“Then let's do this. The ADA notified?” You ask. “Notified and they've put a pair of pumas on alert in case something happens.” She responds. “And... we'll have observers from the ADA and the Paris academy. I can't pronounce it. Barin's matrons are scrambling too. Guess Slider put a call back.”“Alright, here we go.” You state. [] Go in high, use energy to your advantage, make hit and run passes, textbook. She'll never expect it. [] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.
>>30642643This is a plane designed for dogfighting. We follow Melrin's advice and don't TRY to fuck things up, and we'll be as fine as we can reasonably expect to be while flying.
>>30642712>[] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.Make 'er quake in her totally-not-panties.
>>30642712>[] Go in high, use energy to your advantage, make hit and run passes, textbook. She'll never expect it.Heh
>>30642712>[] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.Textbook we can do all day erry-day, lets mix it up some. Also, interruptions by Aliums when?
>>30642712>[X] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.That's the whole point.
>>30642712Start off with>[] Go in high, use energy to your advantage, make hit and run passes, textbook. She'll never expect it. Then transition into>[] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.
Rolled 3, 12, 12 = 27>>30642712>[x] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.
>>30642712>[] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.
>>30642712>[] Go in high, use energy to your advantage, make hit and run passes, textbook. She'll never expect it.altitude is going to be our friend.
>>30642712[X] Go in high, use energy to your advantage, make hit and run passes, textbook. She'll never expect it. >the wyvern wantsFrank should marry this plane.
>>30642712>Start off with>>[] Go in high, use energy to your advantage, make hit and run passes, textbook. She'll never expect it. >Then transition into>>[] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.Seems like a legit strategy.
>>30642712>Make it look like we're going textbook, then mix it up completely wack.
[x] Go in high, use energy to your advantage, make hit and run passes, textbook. She'll never expect it. Wyvern has been shown to have awesome thrust capabilities.
>>30642712>[] Go in high, use energy to your advantage, make hit and run passes, textbook. She'll never expect it. Try to stick with our strengths. She'll most likely see it coming but lets see if she can actually stop it.
>>30642774>>30642817Sounds great
>>30642712>[] Go in high, use energy to your advantage, make hit and run passes, textbook. She'll never expect it.We do have an insane speed advantage now.
>>30642774You know what, This.From>>30642874
>>30642774>>30642817I like this. Start with energy, then when she thinks we're gonna zoom, into the knife fight
>>30642712This >>30642774 is good.
>>30642712[X] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.
>>30642926American Doctrine is Best Doctrine
Fuck it. This: >>30642774
>>30642712>[] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.Fucking legged thrust vectoring. Everyone wants to see the silly man try to keep up with the witches? Beat 'em at their own game!
>>30642712You know what? I'll toss in with doin both.>the wyvern wants it. Oh my.
>>30642712[] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.Chick treats us like we're made of glass. Only way to pay her back for her kindness is smarmy taunts as we pull physically impossible shit.>"Oh dear Boss, you seem to be getting out turned by steelwing, anything you need to tell us? Tired, hungry maybe? Wanna call it quits? I'd understand. I wouldn't want to mess with me too."
>the wyvern wants it"Make me dance, Bishop."
>>30643002Wyvern is lewd
>>30643159That would be"Make me sing, Bishop"
>>30643002What kind of accent does the Wyvern have? I mean I know american but what exactly, didn't we pick her up outta of Texas?
>>30643190Nothing will suffice but the sexiest of accents. Scottish.
>>30643190Wyvern sounds like MacLeod. And she wants it.
>>30643223Surely you mean Aussie Scottish is up there though.
>>30643190Probably mimics Chuck Yeager but has no real accent when it comes down to it.
>>30643247That's good too.
We did practise ACM rather than speed.Think that'll matter?
>>30643266So Charlotte is voicing our ride? Must have big bombs.
>>30643297Not wired for AtG.She does have a HUEG 'cannon' though.
>>306432972000lb J-DAAAYYUUUUUMS.
>>30643383I'm okay with this.That means Tarin has a shot now
>>30643414>That means Tarin has a shot nowAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyou funny anon
>>30643414You cannot stand up to the power of the side ties and kneesock
>>30643414Don't tease. Best girl never wins.
>>30643414Tarin never has a chance.
>>30643482Not even in MGHQ.
>>30643466Not when the quest is being shelved in a few threads, at least.
>>30643493Not even her kids either.I still feel sore about that
>>30643507PJ witches is being shelved? Damn, I'd fallen behind on it too
>>30643555Well, it's pretty much caught up to SW89 chronologically.
>>30643555It has 3 or 4 threads to go, I think.
>>30643538Me too, but c'est la vie. I liked our decision in VMQ1
>>30643507>>30643555Everything I love disappears!
>>30643578VMQ1 was fun.
>>30643584You must adopt the 4chan Gambit: don't love anything
>>30643442Goddamit anon don't remind me, I don't need a diamond boner right now.
>>30643555its going on hiatus in a couple of threads time, its rapidly catching up to SW89 timeline wise, its a much faster paced quest, so Merc will put it on hiatus until SW89 gets further ahead and gives him sufficient timeline space to move on in
>>30643578Eh, I was rooting for Karla to be honest but I was a little too late on that front, and I didn't mind too much since it made sense. but the sequel....between spawn of assassin and weapons berserker. and a artificial valkirie.We choose girl with daddy issues and a wrench/
>>30643605"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
>>30643605I try but those damnable attachments keep drawing me in! It's mainly because I know it's going to go the way of SWQ & never be picked back up. Such is life. At least my dear friends rum & coke and whiskey will never abandon me.
>>30643603Indeed. Wrenloft's roll at the end. Best roll ever.
>>30643538Maybe jenners is a grown up tarin.Able to express herself better, still highly lethal.
>>30643634>We choose girl with daddy issues and a wrench/>We choose>WeLets get this ball rolling shall we?
>>30643659I hope so>>30643669FIne, let me correct myself.>We ended with
>>30643658I haven't been paying attention to any other quests for a while, does Wrenloft still roll like shit?
>>30643642I could use some rum and coke. All I gots is a bottle of Vodka waiting for my bday in a month.
>>30643626You wont rise to greet a lady?
[x] Write in! (high into knife fight) You start climbing again, well aware that, by being up high, she'll be able to see you pretty easily, unless you're in the sun. Oh well- her gun's got good reach, maybe about a klick, but past that, she can't do shit but watch. You make a perch- Merlin's sensor lets you spot Ice almost immediately. You pause for a second before rolling the wyvern inverted and screaming for the deck, lining up your gun sights for a shot you know you won't get to take. Sure enough, she sees you coming, rolling over and bringing her M-14 to bear right as you roll away, trying to keep your nose aligned with her. You see her eyes narrow as she strafes left, sliding neatly out of your gunsight- and your path of travel, putting her in place for a gorgeous kill shot. Or, it would have, if you weren't in a fighter with 3d thrust vectoring and didn't have Merlin in the back seat. Instead, you snap your nose around again, practically pivoting the fighter on the spot around it's center of gravity, using the inertia from your previous flight path to slew your tail around. Her shot foiled, she breaks away, going vertical in an attempt to gain some separation. In a conventional fight, that would be an act of desperation, given the thrust to weight your fighter has. Instead, the advantage in the vertical is hers, and she can still track you with that rifle of hers- all she needs is enough distance to be able to track you. 1/2
>>30643737I'll down one for ya, brother. Sláinte.
So you don't give it to her, initiating a 'whifferdil climb', rolling and climbing, hot on her tail. She's looking down, flying backwards with her rifle pointed at you, forcing you to break off again, allowing her to climb away. While she's in her climb, you roll out level, and plug in the burners, gaining miles of separation in an eyeblink. She's got altitude, you've got speed and energy by far- and she won't gain either in a dive, at least, not appreciably.You start to climb, keeping an eye on your airspeed indicator and altimeter. “She's still back there,” Merlin calls out. “She's coming for us!” “Yeah, I bet she is.” You say, grinning. She knows she can't let you get away and make hit and run attacks, you'll win easily doing that. It's textbook for a reason- it gives a fighter a good chance at taking out a witch, and two or three fighters on one witch all but ensures victory in boom and zoom tactics. Even behind you, she's having to push her strikers to gain any kind of ground- and your jet hasn't even come close to hitting it's limits. Still, a witch on your six is bad news- you can't out turn them, so either you have to come in at a new angle or break off completely. [] Go Head to head with her, your guns outrange hers by a hair. [] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.
>>30643742Fixed your picture.
>>30643818 unf.
>>30643742already have....
>>30643805>[] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.
>>30643805>[] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.Don't fucking risk it. We have speed use it.
>>30643831I havnt laughed this hard in a long while.
>>30643805[X] Go Head to head with her, your guns outrange hers by a hair. >>30643818White thigh highs > black thigh highs
>>30643805[X] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.Test that speed.
>>30643818>Black thigh highs with a light shirtnigga what you doin?
>>30643805>[x] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.Make sure it's obvious when we have her.>>30643818Bene.
>>30643805>[x]OtherTESLA CANONcan we sim that?
>>30643805>[] Go Head to head with her, your guns outrange hers by a hair.We have to do this on the witches terms. Conventional tactics work but the matrons and ice need to sweat.
>>30643805Re engage. Don't play into her killzones like a scrub ass nugget.
>>30643805>[] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you."I played by your rules for a bit and you blew it, half times over, we're switching sides."
>>30643805>[] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.I have a need...
>>30643805>[] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.Did somebody say Boom and Zoom?
>>30643805>[X] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.>>30643802Thanks bro. Haven't had one of those since I last drank with a bro I haven't talked to in over a year now.
>>30643886I've always wanted to pin a witch to the sky with one of those.
>>30643805>[] This is Ice, she's going to underestimate us being able to turn and burn with her. Let's show her what we can do.>>30643818bruno
>>30643982Hey fluff bringer. You might have used the wrong words.
>>30643805>[] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.Never give your enemy the opportunity of a fair fight
>>30643805[] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you.
>>30643903A need for speed!
>>30643831Ghost your lewd is showing
>>30644395His time with Janice is short. Let him let his lewd hang out.
>>30644395Th-that's s-super l-lewd-d...
>>30644422Merlin, how are you posting from the jet?Don't read this thread. Bad things will happen
>>30644459You created a time paradox!
[x] Break away and re-engage from another angle, this isn't a sure enough thing for you. You could go head to head- but that'd be foolish, and playing fifty fifty with her, which, you think, you really don't need to be doing. Instead you break off and dive, using the speed you gain in the dive to expand the gap between you two, gaining miles of separation and allowing you to re-initiate the fight from a different, superior angle. You come up from below this time- she doesn't spot you till it's a little late, and she's forced defensive, juking away to the right, trying to replay her actions from earlier. Shame, then, for her, you were expecting that. Witches can be just as predictable- they know they can do things you can't. Instead of breaking away- she's too close to bring her rifle up in time- you start to yaw around, planting your nose- and the pair of 25mm guns in your wingroots- at her. She breaks away again, unwilling to risk staying to get a shot, an nth of a second before you'd have had a firing solution. She dives below you, looking for all the world like she's trying to break away. “I lost her Merlin!” You cry, looking around. “I lost her!” “I'm looking! I'm lookin!” Merlin calls back. “I got her I got her!” She's on our tail, coming hard!” “I got her, I got her.” You say, craning your head around and seeing her close, well within rifle range- and struggling to maintain her speed, let alone get you in her sights. She must have popped up and around, passing too close to the belly of your fighter for a shot. “Here we go.”You're forced to maintain high-speed evasive turns, trying to fight your way clear of her gunsights. “Alright, talk to me Merlin.” You say. “She's still back there, she's closing in on us, she's closing fast!” She says. “C'mon Frank do some of that pilot stuff!” 1/2
“Merlin I've had about enough of this shit.” You state, looking back at the point of a particularly brutal turn. “I'mma hit the brakes, she'll fly right by.” You let her close in a little more- your fighter must practically be filling the sky in front of her- before you chop the throttles to idle, toggling your spoilers and wings to fully open- cutting your airspeed to practically nil. Visions of the last time you did this- in the sea of Japan, so many months ago- flit briefly through your head- but you feel, more than see, Ice shoot past, a look of disbelief on her face as she rolls around your outstretched wing, scant yards from it. You level out, now in a perfect kill spot- even if she jinks away, you can adjust and shoot. Desperately, she flips over, aiming her rifle down her abdomen, trying to maintain airspeed and get a shot on you. It's not good enough- Your gunsights emit a tone as they give you a firing solution. Grinning, you crack open the squadron frequency. “The defense department regrets to inform you...” you begin. “Jesus Christ that was the most irresponsible-” Ice starts, before Slider's laughter cuts her off. “I told you boss. Those two ain't human. I told you.” She says. “I could have rammed you!” Ice fumes. “Three times Bishop! Three times I could have practically reached out with my hand and touched your fucking jet!” “But you didn't, did you, Tabby. And you didn't do shit. They knew you wouldn't hit them.” Slider says. “It's like I say, boss.” You drawl, looking down at your fuel gauge- you're just now approaching bingo fuel- then up in the rearview on your canopy support at merlin, who gives you a gloved thumbs up. “You girls may sparkle, We Fucking shine.”“That was the corniest shit ever, Frank.” Slider says.
>>30644613>C'mon Frank do some of that pilot stuff!
>>30644645Hell yeah awful one liner!
And that's it for the night!We're at a good stopping point- I've been listening to ace combat and Top gun music the better part of the last few hours, now, haha. If you're interested, the start of the Ice fight was Rush, from AC:AH, dogfight, Jester vs. Maverick, and, of course, Danger zone. I bet most of you aren't interested! hahahaha!anyway, guys, thanks as always, and we'll be back next week around the same time for the next! till then, gents, cheers!
>>30644714Thanks for the thread Ghost, cya next week.Feelthy, feelz when?
>>30644714>DANGER ZOOOOONEThanks for the run Ghost
>>30644714No aces high ghost? I'm slightly disappointed in you but that one liner was great so I'll forgive you. Thanks for the run was fun..
>>30644714Thanks for the thread Ghost. See you next time.>Ace combat tunesGood ta->Assault HorizonAt least the music was decent. Unsung War best OST.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4YLIacGZo
>>30644714Thanks Ghost! and Planefag? come back soon alright?
>>30644714>I bet most of you aren't interested! hahahaha!On the contrary, when I was catching up the times you mentioned the musical accompaniment were the hypest shit
>>30644784I just loved them all. Although my personal favorites are Megalith:Agnus Dei because that was a kick ass way to end a campaign, and Zero because dat spanish guitar.
>>30644714Thanks Ghost! I did grin as soon as I understood the inspiration for the last bit. Post more music pls>>30644746Maybe in a couple weeks, work is getting busy
>>30644784But when the shit hits the fan Keep Alive is really good.
>>30644822Megalith is my personal favorite. I sorely wish they'd redo 4 in HD just so I could see and hear that final mission intro.
>>30644869I'd pay 100 bucks for that, not even joking.
>>30644869There was a petition or something like that a bit back about a HD Collection like Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, & the Zone of the Enders games got but I'm pretty sure nothing came of it. Some companies just don't wanna take our money apparently.
>>30644879You and me both brother. I'd pay 80~ for five as well.>>30644896Yeah, I wish more were like Bungie and re-released shit in HD.
>>30644822>Zero because dat spanish guitar>>30644852>Keep AliveMein neiggers!
>>30644930Bungie is an awesome developer. They just have that passion, drive, and vision to make the best content they can. And they're pretty nice guys to boot.
>>306449305 was fun. That mission over the stadium... the silence when he crashes... You just here the slight sobs of your teammates as you swat the enemy down like flies... GOD DAMNIT SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY
>>30645003>5 was funGet the fuck out you massive fucking faggot.
>>306450365 WAS fun. I'm not sure what you're talking about.
>mfw when I think I hear bits of the Razgriz legend in Zero>mfw when it IS the Razgriz legend in ZeroCan't believe I never noticed it before.>>30645036Nigga you got brain problems.
>>30645036Wasn't nearly on 4's level. Don't get me wrong. I fucking worship that game. But it was still a good game. Would have changed a couple of characters around a little, but...
>>30644645>"No more corny one liners this time man, I can't take it.">"I don't know what you want from me, we've got how many matrons here that have seen every kind of sparkly shit known to woman? Then along come me and Merlin casually doing our thing and suddenly evertbody's stumbling around blind. Hell, imagine the shit I can pull once I figure out how to do it on purpose. The future is bright."
Didn't we have an option for some sort of multi-missile thing before? What if Merlin could work her weapon hax on those? We could down so many targets.
>>30645225Passed over for production, I think...By the way, wasn't Feelthyhornet doing something?
>>30645183What is this a quote from? Sorry if it's obvious...I'm exhausted
>>30645271Said he had lotsa work this week, so no
>>30645291Ah. Gotcha. Must have missed it.
>>30645225I think we were offered a chance to test it but we picked the tesla cannon instead. So the prototype is probably still sitting in a box somewhere waiting for it's time to shine.
>>30645588IIRC the Sherktwanz took themGhost, Sherktwanz lewds when?
>>30645653Pretty sure they had a tela cannon too, at least I remember them using it over Berlin
>>30645653Shark twins have tesla cannon also. Don't you remember Berlin?
>>30645653>IIRC the Sherktwanz took themThey have the same setup as us.
