Celebrations Edition! Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pokemon%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/GobbleQMPokemon, items, and summary: http://pastebin.com/tSNKt0WmFAQ and general concepts: http://pastebin.com/Ht1Q5E1p Themes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4jkHr2MaRoNice playlist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJ9wp-mog8&feature=share&list=PL361E683BA95898C0 General rules: There is a 10 minute voting period after each post, and 5 minute voting period for combat votes. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible. There are occasional roles to keep things organic, but mostly it goes by voters choice. Unless specified otherwise, the best of 3 rolls is the result, and rolling high is good. Write-ins for all votes or always welcome and encouraged. Put your own spin on it, suggest dialogue, add an addendum, or anything else. Just because some options specify to write in, doesn't mean that they aren't welcome for anything else. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in. Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as it comes up.You are Kat, an orphan, Pokemon trainer, skilled pickpocket and thief.Badges: 3Traveling Companions:Robin - Fellow Trainer/girlfriendVance - Martial Artist/close friendJeanine - Aura Reader/friendlyCurrent Party:Devon (Houndour)Destiny (Horsea)Vlad (Golbat)Zappy Dan (Magnemite)Leviathan (Gyarados)Nibbles (Tyrunt)
We need a Gobble is a Witch edition.
You've got the Duality Badge! You put it with your Growth badge and Liquid Badge.You're feeling great. "Let's celebrate! Dinner and drinks! After the last two days, I think we earned it!"Robin clings to your arm. "Thanks for calming me down. I don't know what came over me."You smile back at her. "You had a great plan with Joltik.'"I got the idea from you when you had Vlad go into the grass."You make a good team. You always thought it was just a corny saying, but you're overcome with a warm fuzzy feeling.Dalim and Sid are talking as they walk away. "We're ssssstill for dinner on tonight, yessssss?""Depends, is your wife bringing that delicious homemade soup? I need to get the recipe.""Of coursssse! But only if you have your browniessss for desssert. If not, I sssshall crush you!"To each their own you guess. Seeing them closer than you thought makes you that much more proud of how close you felt with Robin, Vlad, and Leviathan.The four of you make your back back to Vance's place. After shopping and the gym battle, it's already surprisingly late in the day. You can grab an early dinner, then figure out what the plan is for celebratory drinks after. You still have plenty of booze left, and it's been a crazy few days>There's a restaurant that serves people and Pokemon here, right?>Go to a classy restaurant, you got that fancy dress awhile back and haven't worn it yet>Why go out for dinner when you can dine with Giorgio and Loraine?>Something else>>31001678Witch edition?
>>31001758>Go to a classy restaurant, you got that fancy dress awhile back and haven't worn it yetwe need to give Jeanine an excuse to wear that little black number for Vance, too
Rolled 100>>31001758>>Go to a classy restaurant, you got that fancy dress awhile back and haven't worn it yet
>>31001758>Why go out for dinner when you can dine with Giorgio and Loraine?Classy is fine, too.I'm just concerned that Imperium is going to take revenge.
>>31001758 Reffering to the "Gobble is Kill" happenstance >There's a resturant that serves people and Pokemon here, right?We should check our remaining funds after investing.
>>31001758>>31001793>Go to a classy restaurant, you got that fancy dress awhile back and haven't worn it yetThe dice gods have spoken, lets not anger them.
>>31001758> Why go out for dinner when you can dine with Giorgio and Loraine?Remember, we invested halve our money to Giorgio and Loraine for the cafe, I think we should be more sparing with our money. Besides, classy restaurants are stuck up and boring.
>>31001758>Go to a classy restaurant, you got that fancy dress awhile back and haven't worn it yet
>>31001758>There's a restaurant that serves people and Pokemon here, right?P-pokemon...I GUESS classy works.
>>31001758>>There's a restaurant that serves people and Pokemon here, right?
>>31001758>Go to a classy restaurant, you got that fancy dress awhile back and haven't worn it yetdid somebody say Classy?
>tfw when we ended up investing
>>31001933Now we just need a threewayA fourway works too
>>31001933It was half our money, or three quarters of our money?
>>31001948Over half, under three quarters
Vance lists of a few restaurants he knows about. After a little debating between, you, him, Robin, and Jeanine, you all settle on a fancy restaurant.First though, you have a few things to take care of. You head to the Pokemon center to get your Pokemon healed up. The new facilities are incredibly fast and have your Pokemon ready within half an hour, which is just enough time to go to Vance's, get changed, and come pick the Pokemon up on the way to the restaurant.You, Robin, and Jeanine busy getting dressed and trying to look as presentable as possible. You're a bit out of your element, but Jeanine helps you out with some of her makeup.You hardly recognize the girl in the mirror. She looks so clean and dignified. At least, until you start posing in the mirror.Robin is looking great too. She actually doesn't have a fancy dress on her, but she manages to put something together with her miniskirt and a cute top.Jeanine leaves for the bathroom to get the other mirror and finish touching herself up.You finish. Just as you're leaving the room, Robin stops you.. “Can I ask you something?”Her tone makes your heart skip a beat. You quickly do a mental checklist of anything you can think of that she might be upset about. Nothing you’ve done stands out. That makes it even worse. It makes you feel naked and unprepared.“I just…I really like you. A lot. I don’t know why you like me though.” You keep your face from betraying anything, but a huge wave of relief and happiness washes over you. “You want to know why I like you?”She nods but keeps her eyes on her own fidgeting fingers.You know that you have some self-worth issues, but you sometimes forget that the people around you have them too. You don’t think she’s fishing for compliments, she looks genuinely uncertain about what you could see in her.>She’s smart and upbeat>She’s so innocent and cute>She has a rebellious inner self>You don’t know. You just do>Something else
>>31002146>She’s smart and upbeat>She has a rebellious inner selfEmphasize that the latter was more a pleasant surprise than what actually drew Kat to her in the first place.
>>31002146>>She’s smart and upbeat>>She’s so innocent and cute>>She has a rebellious inner selfeverything. And on top of that, she makes us want to be a better person
>>31002146>You don’t know. You just do"You make me feel like a better person then I am"
>>31002146>She’s smart and upbeat>She’s so innocent and cute>She has a rebellious inner self>Something elseand she has a great ass
>>31002146>>Something elseShe was the first person to take you seriously and not treat you like a worthless street urchin.
>>31002146>She’s smart and upbeat>She’s so innocent and cute>She has a rebellious inner selfand then"You make me feel like, maybe I can be better than what I am"
>>31002146>She’s smart and upbeat>She’s so innocent and cute>She has a rebellious inner self>She showed us how to be a better person>she's the nicest person we've ever metand, of course, being absolutely gorgeous doesn't hurt anything
>>31002146voting for all of the compliments here, and just keep going with every good thing we can think of until either she cuts us off or Jeanine interrupts us
>>31002146>>She’s smart and upbeat>>She’s so innocent and cute>>She has a rebellious inner self>>You don’t know. You just doEverything.It's the only answer to the trap
>>31002423no anon, answering everything reveals the trapRobin's one
>>31002400sounds about right
>>31002439Obviously.Fucking females and their loaded questions. I've outsmarted them this time.
>>31002233I think this is the better choice to >>31002423 this.
>>31002501I meant "rather than" instead of "to"
Finally here for a thread! Now to read up. You're doing God's work, Gobble!
"Where do I even start? You're smart, always happy and upbeat," you walk her in front of the mirror. "And look how cute and innocent you are." Now you start kissing up her neck and shoulders. Instead of being passive this time, she turns around and bites you gently on the neck. She's trying to prove you wrong about the 'innocent' comment. Her hand finds it's way to your chest. You pant in her ear. "And you have this rebellious side that drives me wild."Just as things are getting good, Jeanine comes back in. Robin breaks away and blushes hard."Did I interupt anything?" She knows she is, but appearantly she enjoys making Robin embarassed too. You're not sure if you're threatened by that, or happy to have a potential partner in crime."N-n-no! Nothing!" Robin is a terrible liar. Jeanine grabs her bag and says she'll be outside waiting. As you and Robin follow, you turn to her. "You were the first person to treat me like something other than a worthless street kid. You make me feel like, maybe I can be better than what I am."This time when she blushes she's the one that's able to keep eye contact, and you aren't.You feel that Robin takes what you say to heart. As you head out and everyone else makes small talk, you start to think about that more. You're used to being alone and independent. You don't need other people to validate you. You've only recently let what people say affect you one way or the other since meeting her.(continued)
>>31002602You pick up your Pokemon from the center. You're only wearing a tiny little black number, but the only time you feel naked is without your Pokeballs.The restaurant is a lot more eager to have you than those fancy shops in Kindleville. It's amazing what dressing up can do. You give yourself a mental note not to let it get to your head, but at the same time you let the good feeling wash over you. Just a bit. Why not? You're feeling great from your recent successes.You and your friends are led to a table that has more cutlery that you know what to do with."Wow. It must be good." Jeanine comments on the menu. You see Robin and Vance are also both keenly looking at the cheaper items.Still, this is nice. You've never been somewhere like this. Even if you're instinctively aware of how many easy, ripe targets there are in here, you don't feel the urge to take anything. Yet. >Everybody relax, it's on you>Talk to Vance (write-in encouraged)>Talk to Jeanine (write-in encouraged)>Talk to Robin (write-in encouraged)>Something else
>>31002672>Talk to Vance (write-in encouraged)Ask him if he intends to challenge the gym too.
>>31002672>Talk to VanceSo, Vance. Between the three of us, who do you think is cutest?Lay the trap.And remember, people: We're not loaded any more.
>>31002672I'll back >>31002698Let's find out!
>>31002672whatever we do, play footsie with Robin under the table
>>31002738I support this.
>>31002672How much money do we have?I was under the impression we gave vance's parents half or something?
>>31002672What's Jeanine wearing?>>31002738Oh yes.
>>31002672>Everybody relax, it's on youWe feel good from the win, let's splurge on the others a bit. We still have plenty of cash.
>>31002738Maybe not the whole meal, but some of it.
>>310027841/3I would say we need to be more careful now. Maybe stay in a Pokemon Center if there is no hotel from the fellow from last town.
>>31002826Maybe going in for half the total bill. I've seen that done at business meetings where expensive lunch was a thing, and someone high-up wanted to seem generous without it coming across as patronizing.
>>31002879I was referring to teasing Robin under the table.Even with a chunk of our money gone though, we're still far wealthier then our friends.Gobble did we ever get an exact figure on our net worth?
Rolled 66>>31002860>>31002826>>31002823we could just order a few good wine for the table and grab robinsalso ask her why she likes us
>>31002911Oh.That too. Maybe off and on, for about half the meal.
>>31002672>Talk to VanceWe are still training him, so we may as well."So Vance, did you learn anything watching our double battle"then some bullshit about teamwork
Gobble is kill.
Jeanine and Robin are talking about some books. It's not something you know a lot about."Are you going to challenge the gym too?"You let your leg brush gently against Robin's. That's weird. Her leg seems a lot longer than you-Jeanine is staring at you. She gives you a friendly smile that conveys a lot. It says she caught you, she understands, she knows your actual intent, and that she might bug us about this later. You guess being an aura reader, she's good at reading and conveying things without words. You'd love to see her play poker.Deftly and without giving anything away above the table, she lifts your leg with hers and places it on Robin's.Robin is much less subtle. To her credit though, she keeps up the conversation. She just occasionally stutters. You only do it occasionally to keep the effect strong. Her legs are so soft and smooth that it's hard to resist sometimes."Vance, are you planning on taking on the gym?"He puts up his hands. "I don't think so. I couldn't do that to my Pokemon. I want to train with them more though, but I don't think battling like that is for me."You almost thought he would, considering the pressure points thing."Did you learn anything from watching our battle?"He doesn't hesitate. "Teamwork! I know this one!" For a second he's like a young boy, excited he knows the answer. It's a rare glimpse of cuteness from the otherwise physically imposing mountain that is Vance.(continued)>>31002784After this and with the purchases/investments made since winning, it's about a third of the original winnings. Still a very large, comfortable amount, but you'll want to make sure not to go nuts
>>31003083*gasps* has the spell been broken?
>>31003120Well, guess it's time for fiscal responsibility then!Is Robin paralyzed with embarrassment, or actively playing footsie I wonder.
>>31003120You see if you can coax more out of him. "So, Vance. Between the three of us, who do you think is cutest?" He almost spits out his drink. As oblivious as he can be, even he knows that's a trap.Jeanine looks up from her meal. “So we were talking about having some drinks to celebrate, right? Where are we going to do that?” Her eyes linger over Vance. “I don’t think we can get away with that at Vance’s place.”Vance looks like he just got a pardon. “The fitness center would work.”You thought it would be open. “You mean it’s closed? It’s not that late.”“Oh, it’s usually opened late, but not on this day of the week. There aren’t enough people that come in to justify keeping it open.”Jeanine speaks. “There was this spot under a bridge that the older kids would hang out at. I guess we’re the older kids now.”>The empty fitness center could be fun. You could let your Pokemon out>Maybe you’ll find some other people your age at under the bridge.>Just wander around town until you find something>Something else
>>31003159She is being footsied, we are the footsier.
>>31003171>Just wander around town until you find somethingIt'll be a good way to see around anyway.
>>31003171>Maybe you’ll find some other people your age at under the bridge.
>>31003171>>Maybe you’ll find some other people your age at under the bridge.
>>31003171>Maybe you’ll find some other people your age at under the bridge.Under a bridge sounds shady, so it's perfect!
>>31003171>The empty fitness center could be fun. You could let your Pokemon out
>>31003171this is going to end in a team imperium beatdown, I can tell
>>31003171>>The empty fitness center could be fun. You could let your Pokemon outskinny dipping?
>>31003195>>31003193>>31003190Empty fitness center has showers and no chance to run into Team Imperium. I implore you to reconsider
>>31003214But it's poor form to use it like that.
>>31003171>The empty fitness center could be fun. You could let your Pokemon outjust a nice quiet drunken celebration with our friends and pokemon
>>31003171>Under the bridge.Jeanine must have her reasons
>>31003171>>The empty fitness center could be fun. You could let your Pokemon out
>>31003171>The empty fitness center could be fun. You could let your Pokemon outdrunk in public is asking for trabble
>>31003291>Under the bridge
>>31003291and the fitness center probably has ladders in case trabble finds us
Rolled 12>>31003171>The empty fitness center could be fun. You could let your Pokemon outgot a sauna?
>>31003171>Just wander around town until you find somethingFind a good hill maybe?
"Let's do it inside the fitness center, as long as Vance is fine with that."He shrugs. "It was my idea. Just don't go crazy and puke or anything."You finish up dinner and pay the cheque. It's pretty heavy for a small piece of paper, but it was worth it. Rich people really do know how to live.The group heads to the fitness center just as the sun starts to fade. Vance lets everyone in, and your group in turn starts letting their Pokemon out.You hesitate for a second to take out Leviathan, but Robin puts her hand on your shoulder. She doesn't say anything right away. She grabs the bottle with her other hand and chugs down an impressive amount for one go. "OK, I'm ready."Looks like she's feeling rebellious today. You let Levi out.All of the Pokemon mingle together. It occurs to you that you, Robin, and Vance rarely have them all out at the same time. Surprisingly, they all seem to be getting along fairly well. There are a few exceptions like Levi trying to pick on Destiny, but Joltik steps in and shows off his a small spark, which makes Levi respectfully back off. Sneasel gives you a funny look, but he dashes off. Eevee seems interested in playing with everyone. They all seem to balance each other out."Don't get too ahead now." Jeanine takes the bottle and has a quick drink, then offers it to Vance. You thought you'd have to push to get everyone to relax, but it's been stressful and you guess they all just want to have fun.>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!>Just wander around playing with your Pokemon>Truth or dare was a blast last time>Come up with a drinking game (Write-in)>Something else
>>31003559>Just wander around playing with your PokemonDrunk Shenanagins!
>>31003559>>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!Motherfucking ball pit.
>>31003559>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!Fuck yeah, let's get all Chuck E. Cheese up in this bitch.
>>31003559>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!I didn't know there was one. How is this a question?
>>31003559Let's princess Carry Robin into the ball pit and drop her inthen play in it with her and the pokemons
>>31003559>Truth or dare was a blast last time>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!Truth or dare in the ball pit.
>>31003625>>31003623all of this
>>31003623thisTruth or dare after playing for a bit
>>31003559>>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!Ball pit is always ball pit.
>>31003559>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!
>>31003559>>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!
>>31003559>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!>Truth or dare was a blast last timetruth or dare in the ball pit!
Rolled 23 - 20>>31003559>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!When else will ball pits be an option? We need to exploit it!
>>31003559>Oh! Let's play in the ball pit!>Truth or dare was a blast last timeThese two sound great.
Your face lights up. "Are you kidding me? A ball pit?" You never really got to play in those before as a kid. You pick Robin up and she lets out an adorable squeak. She tries to keep her miniskirt from riding up, but gives up after you run ahead of Vance and Jeanine with her and dive into the pit.Jeanine grabs Vance by the hand and follows. They both dive in like it's a pool.You pass the bottle around and make sure everyone is getting a good amount. Half the reason you're doing it though is just an excuse to move around in then pit. You stumble a few times and dive below the balls."This is amazing!" You yell.Robin is laughing hard. "We have to get one of these when we get a pla-" she stops herself. "T-this is amazing!" She brushes off whatever she was saying.Everyone else is enjoying it too. This is probably what being a carefree kid is like. You're not even going to be sad about your childhood right now, you're having too much fun.An idea strikes you. "Vance! Toss me up!" You walk over to him and step on his hands, after counting to three, he throws you into the air. Time slows as you look around. The Pokemon are behaving themselves and getting along, your friends are laughing and playing. You have your third badge. You have a great girlfriend who appearantly likes you for some reason. Life could not be better.You land in the ball pit. When you come out, Jeanine gives you a concerned look. "Are you OK? Are those tears?"You wipe your face. "I'm fine. I'm fine. Just laughed too hard."She assesses you. "Great!" Jeanine hands you the bottle. You're feeling it now, and you know you've had the least."Jeanine! Let's play truth or dare! It'll be fuuunn~" You nod your head to Vance. She gives you an 'oh you' look and smiles. "Sounds fun."Looks like it's up to you to start it.>Vance, truth or dare?>Robin, truth or dare?>Jeanine, truth or dare?>Something else
>>31003623this, followed by >Truth or dare was a blast last timeand maybe play Kings if we have cards
>>31004050>Jeanine, truth or dare?
>>31004050>Vance, truth or dare?Gang up on the male. Show no mercy
>>31004050>Jeanine, truth or dare?Let's start things off!
Rolled 20 - 20>>31004050>>Jeanine, truth or dare?Dare her to do something to Vance.
>>31004050>Jeanine, truth or dare?we should ease into the night, but eventually we're daring her to either kiss vance. They'll be a couple tonight if we have anything to do about it
Rolled 1green-text>ball pit orgy
>>31004050>Jeanine, truth or dare?dare her to sit on Vance's lap
Unrelated, but I figure it will happen eventually. How lewd is too lewd? I said early on that I'm down for as lewd as the votes get, but this is still a Pokemon Quest. Would it be better if things fade to black or were paste-binned for when/if that comes up?
>>31004151Lewd into a pastebin seems like a fine thing.
>>31004151I like lewd, I don't see much reason not to put it in a pastebin for the more sensitive readers though.
>>31004151pastebin itand no lewd is too lewd, except holding hands, but we've done that already
>>31004151All in. Quests with sex are fine as long as it's in moderation.Homeless Psych Quest is an example of it done really well. Blatant Fetish Quest is an example of a relentless sex mussing up an otherwise solid quest.
>>31004151Fade to black with the level of lewd you've kept I would say.Pastebin if you really want to.You plannin' something tonight Gobble?
>>31004151I'd support the paste-bin idea. It's still a worksafe board.
>>31004151FTB in main quest, leave fill-ins either to lewd-writing anons or if you're really compelled, pastebins.
>>31004151super lewd pastebin plz
>>31004050Of course this song comes up on Pandora just as this post comes up. Fits beyond perfectly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5tWYmIOWGk
>>31004151pastebin the lewds
>>31004151Don't let us stifle what you want to write. Pastebining is fine.
>>31004202>Don't let us stifle what you want to write.See, what we're really thinking of here is you, Gobble. We certainly aren't big on lewd ourselves, no sir. It's all about letting your creative spirit run free.
>>31004223And if that spirit decides to get articulate, who are we to stop it?
>>31004151If you want to write lewds in a pastebin, I will be extremely happy. But if you'd rather FTB and leave lewds to other people, that's fine too. I'm mostly along for the ride
>>31004151Nothing is too lewd. Add as much or as little as you want. This is teh interwebz, we can handle it.
>>31004151I'm against lewd pastebins, I'm not one for stepping outside of the blue for extra content.Be as lewd as you want in the thread though.
>>31004151Make a pastebin account. Duration: forever. Unlisted.Try us.
>>31004151Depends on how far you want to go. A little lewd behind spoiler tags should be fine. Anything more should probably go in a pastebin.
>>31004354honestly, you can do a lot of lewd as long as there's no pictures. Remember BFQ?
You don't know Jeanine as well as the others, but she seems like the most relaxed. You remember her complete lack of shyness about her body before. You two seem more and more alike as time goes on. Maybe that's why you didn't get along well at first.You down more of the bottle and pass it back to her. She knows your her first victim, but you say the words anyway. "Truth, or dare?"Robin and Vance are suddenly paying very close attention. They know how dangerous you are at these games.Jeanine takes another drink in a joking defiant gesture. "Dare." Her voice is steady and almost challenging.She's not wasting any time. It's either that, or she wants to avoid Truth.>Well? Give her a dareWhat does FTB mean?
>>31004386Forward To Battle.
>>31004386Fade To Black
>>31004414Oh that makes much more sense.
>>31004386"I dare you... to kiss Vance"
>>31004414Thanks! Seems obvious now
>>31004386>Take off your bra
>>31004386I say we go the classic route and have her drink a section of the bottle.
>>31004442I'll back this one, let's go a little slow regarding setting her up with Vance.
>>31004386Fade to Black.If you wanna write lewds, pastebin is usually best, and it should be done after quest close anyway. >>31004386Lets find out whether she's wearing her fancy underwear.
>>31004386Feel The Boner
>>31004442seconding.Play it slow with her and Vance
>>31004386Give Vance a backrub.
>>31004442>>31004476She still has her shirt on, right? Start with that.
>>31004442I'm fine with this
>>31004442seems legitpretty good opener, especially since she's got her top on still
>>31004549Gobble is thrill.
She walks over to you and turns around. "Little help?" You find the hook on the back and let it loose in a swift motion. She turns around again and maneuvers her way out of the bra. You thought she'd be at least a little embarrassed, but instead she stretches. "That's so much better." The fabric of her shirt stretches against her skin.She faces Robin now. "Robin, your turn. Truth or dare?"Robin looks incredibly distracted. "Uh...ummm... truth."Jeanine is acting casual. "What's the farthest you've gone?"Robin is crimson now. "K-Kat and I made out. We've touched...over the clothes. E-except for that time in the shower, but t-that was before we were...""Alright, I get it. You can stop." Jeanine passes her the bottle, which Robin greedily drinks.It's Robin's turn now. She looks to Vance. "Truth or dare?"Vance looks relaxed. He knows Robin will go easiest. "You didn't answer before. Which one of us is the cutest?"Poor Vance. You think he'd be happier having to tell his worst secret. "All of you?" Everyone boos him. That's a cop out. You start pelting him with balls. "OK, OK, but this is just going on pure cuteness and nothing else. And nobody can get mad. Robin. She's the cutest."Robin blushes but poses. When you and Jeanine start hollering at her, she starts getting shy again.Jeanine doesn't look disappointed. She probably can't blame him her saying Robin is the cutest since she's just so damn adorable. You pinch her under the balls.Vance turns to you. "Truth, or dare?">Truth>Dare>Something else
>>31004497Nah, it works just like this. Shirt with nothing underneath can be pretty lewd without going too blatant.Next step should be getting her wet~
>>31004773>Dare>Vance, who is the cutest of all of u>>Machop
>>31004050you put a smile on my face Gobble. I loved to play in those when i was a kid.
>>31004773>DareWho dares, wins.
>>31004773Vance can be a tricky master of semantics when he wants to be>Dare
>>31004773>DareFits Kat best after all.
>>31004773>Dare>Double Dare>Double Dog DARE>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-
>>31004850then Vance dares us to say what again
>>31004862He dares us, one more goddamn time.
>>31004151Noooo. No fade to black and pastebining canon is just stupid. Dont drown us in sex but an occasional lewd time is nice to have. You don't even have to tell the whole story everytime.
>>31004876But do we speak english?
>>31004898Dunno. Does Vance look like a bitch?
>>31004898english mothafucker, do we speak it?
>>31004876Well, if there is a character to come up with a tasty burger, it's him.
next time we get in a fight with Team Imperium, we need to quote ezekiel 25:17
>>31004898Ask Vance for the liquor>"Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?"
You smile confidently. "Dare.""I know better than to go easy on you and expect a little mercy in return." Uh oh. He's a lot more confident this time around. "If you dish it out, you should be able to take it. I dare you to take your bra off too." His smile is cocky, but lacks the perversion you'd expect from most other people in his position. He seems more interested in 'winning' than anything else."There's a problem with that," you say. Vance looks concerned, like he pushed things too far. You let him sweat for an extra second, then explain. "I'm not wearing one in this dress." You turn around and show your low cut back. "It's got built in padding."Vance is on the spot now. He's thinking up a new dare. You come up with an alternative. "How about I take off the dress and stay under the balls?" For now.He looks around to see of the other girls are going to accuse him of anything. He relaxes when he sees no judgmental faces starting back at him. "Uh...yeah. Sure."He's got to learn that you three aren't going to suddenly get all crazy on him. His sister must have picked on him as a kid or something.You slip out of your dress and toss it next to Jeanine's bra. At least you still have your underwear.>Vance, truth or dare?>Robin, truth or dare?>Jeanine, truth or dare?>Something else
>>31004773>You pinch her under the balls.wat
>>31005059>Vance, truth or dare?Watch Robin dare us to stand up.
>>31005059>Jeanine, truth or dare?
>>31005068Under the ball pit.Wow, that came out so wrong
>>31005059>Robin, truth or dare?
>>31005059>Vance, truth or dare?Let's turn that shit around, he got off easy with Robin.
>>31005059>Robin, truth or dare?grab her from behind and nuzzle into her neck as we ask her
>>31005068balls as in lreal colored play things. not testicles.>Vance, truth or dare?I wanna dare him to kiss one of the girls.
>>31005059>Vance, truth or dare?
>>31005120>dare him to kiss one of the girlsNot yet, he has us out of our dress, we're removing his pants. Then we can have Jeanine kiss him next round.
>>31005120>Vance, kiss one of the girls.>Levi, come over here for a minute.
>>31005113seconded>>31005145no no no. if we get his pants off, Jeanine's sitting his lap for the rest of the game
>>31005145I want to dare him to choose and kiss one of the girls, it is important that he chooses to kiss Jeanine (other two girls are in a relationship)
>>31005168I'm not seeing a problem with that.
>>31005157>They kiss.>Levi bites him.>Vore end.
>>31005200there is nothing wrong with it. that's why he is suggesting it.
>>31005059>Robin, truth or dare?>>31005113I like this, nuzzling is always a good thing
>>31005205>>They kiss.>>Levi bites him.>>Vance bites back.>>Fade to black.
>>31005205Digestive Juices man. That's not gonna end well.
>>31005168This one too
>>31005179If we do that he's going to kiss Robin since she's the cutest and we just gave him implicit permission.
>>31005179Or we can tell him to kiss Robin
>>31005113I dunno, that feels like cheating. I know it isn't even against the spirit of the game, much less rule, but let's have some pity on poor Jeanine until we can get her on Vance (in a literal way).
dammit this thread is running as i have to goto work...fucking 3rd shift.>Robin, truth or dare? >With nuzzling
>>31005240i was operating on the assumption that he will not go for robin and robin because the they are in a relationship with each other, and that leaves jeanine. if he surprises me and actually goes for another girl i wouldn't mind it though.
You can't let Vance get away with trying to embarrass you, even if it did backfire. You want to make him squirm right back."Truth or dare." You look him dead in the eye, and adjust yourself up a little higher in the ball pit.Vance thinks for a second. He knows he's in trouble.As he's doing that, you dive under the ball pit and come up behind Robin. You press yourself against her back and quickly nuzzle her neck. "Come on Vance, choose or I'll get bored and do something else."Robin stammers. "V-Vance. Choose something. P-please." She's melting. You were just joking around, but maybe that's not a bad idea.Vance takes mercy on Robin. "Dare." You back away into the ball pit, disappointed.>Dare Vance (write-in)
>>31005240>>31005321>implying Vance isn't a sensei-con
>>31005371"Give me your pants."Wear them on your head as a trophy.
Want me to write suggestions, or is everyone happier letting write-in's get more love today?
>>31005371I got nothin'
>>31005382Let's not go pants on head retarded please.
Rolled 28>>31005371Dare him to kiss Jewhatshername. With tongue.
>>31005395Write ins are good.
>>31005415Was that a fucking pun, Carlos?
>>31005371>"Give me your shirt!"Then we tie it off at our midriff instead of buttoning it up.
>>31005395considering the game, write ins are fine.>>31005371Dare him to kiss another player of his chosing.
>>31005371"I demand your pants as tribute to today's successful gym challengers." Collect pants. Do not wear them on head.
>>31005382seconding pants trophythen nibble on Robin's ear and whisper "what do you think I should do to you next round?">>31005395write-ins are good, but you always have good options, so I wouldn't mind if you threw a couple suggestions for dares
Rolled 86, 10, 11, 52, 27, 62, 51, 40, 3, 18, 5, 49, 45, 30, 99, 28, 35, 58, 75, 43 = 827>>31005450This
>>31005371You and Jeanine have to share your shirt. I hope its not too tight in there.
>>31005450I like this one more.
>>31005395Write-ins are fine for Truth or Dare at least.
>>31005500this all the yes
>>31005371>Pants for the Pants god. Trousers for the Trouser Throne
>>31005450this is pretty good>>31005478not after Vance's dare. Do the ear nibble right after Robin's turn
>>31005500But Jeanine still has a top on?
>>31005371>>Dare Vance (write-in)Pick one of the girls to sit on your back and do 50 push-ups with her.
>>31004151However you accomplish it, full on lewd is preferred.
"If you're getting my in my underwear, then I'm doing the same to you. Lose the shirt and pants."That's not that bad for him. The ball pit goes up to his waist anyway. He happily hands them over. He must consider this you going easy on him.He's about to toss them with your dress and Jeanine's bra, but you stop him. "Oh no. Those are my trophies."Jeanine objects. "You can't put them on. That's cheating."You put the pants on your head and wrap the shirt around your midsection. Jeanine laughs.It's Vance's turn. "Jeanine, truth or dare?""Truth." Jeanine must be playing the slow game.Vance is trying to get his confidence back "Alright. What's the farthest you've ever gone?"She hesitates, but confesses. "All the way. One time. It was last year and a total mistake. If I knew you'd be coming back into my life..." She lets the sentence trail off. "Kat. Truth or dare?"The bottle makes it's way around again. You notice your really starting to feel it. You again remember that you've had the least. You have a feeling that things are going to get crazy.Jeez, Jeanine sure is picking on you. Is she challenging you as the strongest personality in the group, or just having fun? She hasn't done anything to make you think she hates you recently.>Truth>Dare>Something else
Is gobble killa?
>>31005741>>31005753He has transcended our mental plane.>dare
>>31005741>DareCome at us, slag.Under no circumstances should we actually say that.
>>31005741>TruthEh, why not?
>>31005753>>31005741He is improving. Good job Gobble.
>>31005741>Darehoneslty, playing Dare rather than Truth or Dare is a lot more fun
>>31005741>TruthShe'll dare us to get rid of our trophies!
>>31005831and why would we care about that exactly?
>>31005741>DareTruths are less interesting
>>31005859Then we stand up and make a show for Robin.
>>31005831so we do a striptease for Robin, grind up against her a bit, and whisper an apology in her ear for moving too fast before rubbing against her once more, slooowly
>>31005918I think that's a bit too far.Yes for the strip tease though.
>>31005882Actually, if we ever pick Robin and she chooses Dare is say we dare her to be our Bra as necessary for the rest of the night. So every time we pop out of the ball pit, she has to come with us to cover our boobs.
>>31005980preemptively voting this. 'Forcing' our girlfriend to fondule us? perfect
>>31005980Okay now we're just being cruel.
You put your hands on your hips. "Is that even a question? Dare." You only now realize that Vance's pant legs and shirt are actually covering you where it counts"I dare you to get completely naked and climb up there." She points to on top of one of the slides that overlooks the ball pit.That's easy. You toss Vance's clothing, then start climbing. You get to the top and do a small proud jump up and down. "ta da.""I said completely naked!" She mouths to Vance, 'she isn't going to do it.'Oh right! You take off your underwear and toss it too. You barely cared before, but with the alchohol in your system your behind giving a Ratata's poop. Jeanine is going too easy on you.Vance and Robin look like their eyes are going to pop out. Jeanine just looks impressed at your complete lack of caring."You can come down now."You dive in. Being in the ball pit really is the best.It's your turn.>Vance, truth or dare>Robin, truth or dare>Jeanine, truth or dare>Something else
>>31006095>Robin, truth or dareOh Roooooooobin~
>>31006095>Robin, truth or dare
>>31006095>Robin, truth or dareAnd pop up real close in front of her.
>>31006095>Robin, truth or dareif she picks truth, ask her to describe what her favorite fantasy involving us isif she picks dare, she's our bra for the rest of the night
>>31006095>Robin, truth or dareturn up the nibbles and sultry whispers in her ear up to 11
>>31006095>Robin, truth or dareI'm tempted to get revenge but we can't leave our main girl out.
You pop up in from the ball pit in front of Robin. Your smile must be betraying what you're thinking because she looks both terrified and excited. "Truth or dare."Robin stumbles against you. "Whatever...whatever you want...babe!" She giggles. It must have sounded funnier in her head. "Truth!"She's lost most of her inhibition. She still has a baseline shade of red though. You starting to think she enjoys it when you push her.>Ask Robin a truth (write-in)
>>31006309What is your biggest fetish?
>>31006309have her describe what her favorite fantasy involving us is
>>31006309>So what's the dirtiest thing you've thought of me doing?
>>31006333>have her describe what her favorite fantasy involving us isWhy not
>>31006333This, but tell her to whisper it to us.
>>31006309Also, we should cut off her liquor for awhile or she's going to get sick.
>>31006333>>31006359these are good
>>31006309>>31006333Crude but effective
>>31006390I think we all might end up sick.We might want to get out soon, or else we'll end up spending the night in here.
>>31006333this, but definitely gotta get that whisper in the ear. Otherwise she might hold it back
>>31006359This. Otherwise all we're going to get is a bunch of stammering.But make sure to tell her we're writing it down
>>31006359agree with the whispering
>>31006359+1ing whispers in the ear. I want to hear Robin's secret kinky fantasies, not stammering because Vance and Jeanine'll hear
You wrap your hands around her neck and whisper into Robin's ear. "I want to know your biggest fantasy about me."She seems lost in a drunken, lusty haze. "I'll do anything you want. Anything that makes you happy. I don't care what it is." She leans her head way back as you kiss her neck.Wow. Now it's your turn to blush. You don't stop though, you whisper into her other ear. "Tell me more. I want a specific fantasy."You hear Jeanine and Vance trying to sneak up from behind in the ball pit. Robin either doesn't notice or doesn't care. She whispers back into your ear. "Remember when you teased Junior that one time?" That's going way back, but you remember. "I loved watching that. Seeing you so aggressive with other people like that drives me insane."You want to clarify this. "You want to watch me sleep with Junior?"She laughs. She probably doesn't realize how loud she's being in your ear. "N-No! He's like twelve! I want to watch you seduce people though. It's like I can live through you that way. You're brave enough to do the things I can't."That talk you had with her when you first got together is making more sense now. It's always the quiet ones.The drunken lusty haze look is fading from her eyes and starts to get replaces with a look of panic. "I freaked you out, didn't I?">A bit, yes, but it's fine>Play it off as her being drunk>Whisper into her ear that it sounds hot>Something else
>>31006766>A bit, yes, but it's fine
>Whisper into her ear that it sounds hotBecause it sure is hot, in a decadent, depraved, broken, cuckoldy way. Threeways inbound.
>>31006766>Whisper into her ear that it sounds hot"But I wouldn't dream of being unfaithful to you. So I guess I'll have to seduce people, and then do what I promised them to you. Would you like that?" then give her a little hickey on the nape of her neck
>>31006766>Robin is a NTRfagWhat the fuck.
>>31006766>a bit, yes, but it's fineFantasies are fantasies. But if she really does like seeing us "do things she can't", we can almost certainly find ways to oblige.
>>31006766>Something else"Not even close. Just tell me how far is too far."Also did the others hear that? This sounds like a perfect time for revenge on Jeanine to see how far we can push her out of her comfort zone.
>>31006766>Whisper that it sounded hot, but we're not really interested in having fun with anyone else right now.Also>Start getting a little aggressive (handsy) with her
>>31006766>More like surprised, but you don't mind it if she's kinky.As long as it sticks to seducing and not fucking, I was hoping for monogamy.
>>31006766>Whisper into her ear that it sounds hotopportunity to mess with Jeanine here, nothing wrong as long as it's just playing.
>>31006766>Whisper into her ear that it sounds hotI don't think it's really NTR, as such. She gets off on us teasing people, not us actually cheating on her.Agree that it's time to get Vance and Jeanine together.
>>31006844I like this, plus starting to feel her up and tease her under the surface of the ball pit.
>>31006813Why do I always forget to quote OPI am forgetful anon
>>31006852That's not what NTR is. She's scared of her sexuality and wants to live vicariously through us. She basically wants to slut it up without any of the downsides.NTR is being cheated on and humiliated
>>31006766>>Whisper into her ear that it sounds hotWelp, this isn't going to end well.We've corrupted her more than we thought.>>31006812Aaaand saved.
>>31006844Backing this one, looking forward to her reaction!
>>31006844>>31006884these, basically>>31006852I don't think she wants to be NTR'd. She wants to watch us seduce people and lead them on before coming back to her
>>31006766>Whisper into her ear that it sounds hot
>>31006766>ROBIN IS OKAY WITH THREE WAY
>>31006844Backing this. Robin's got a helluva kink.
>>31006844Gotta go with this one
>>31006961I don't even think it goes that far. It sounds like she just likes us when we act confident and provocative.
>>31007046More like Robin's ok with watching us have a three way with, say, Vance and Jeanine. Right now.
>>31007236nah, Robin's ok with watching us make Vance and Jeanine think we're going to have a threesome with them before turning back to her and fucking her on a weight bench
>>31007323Nah, she'd be more okay watching us drive Vance and Jeanine nuts all day by being a cocktease before dragging her to the showers and making her wail like a howler monkey.
>>31007323Sounds like a plan
>>31007323>It's getting intense in here.
>>31007412probably after gagging her with her own panties, and reminding her every so often that just anybody could walk in and find her like this
>>31007323This guys got the right idea
>>31007427Yeah, really. but our clothes are already off
>>31007323You anon. I like you
Alternative plan:>Bite Robin on the neck gently, then whisper in her ear: "Bitches get stiches" Whip out the knife you hid in your cooch and jam it into her neck, she gurgles momentarily before slipping under the ball pit. You turn to the others and hold them at knife point.>"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING POKEMON RIGHT NOW!" Steal their pokemon and run off into the street, a red R slowly forming on the skin of your bare chest, streaming with an intense sweat.>"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light..."
>>31007499We were Meowth all along.
You're not entirely sure how you feel about that. It's a surprise. You can't stand to see her scared like this though. "A little, you just surprised me. I don't," You stifle a hiccup. "I don't think less of you. I think it's hot." You run your hands along the small of her back. "I don't...I don't want to be unfaithful to you. So I guess I'll have to seduce people and then do what I promised them to you. Would you like that?" You kiss up the side of her neck."Y-yes~. T-thank you." You can feel her squirm under the ball pit.Jeanine comes up and taps you on the back. "Shooo are we still doooing this? It's Robin's turn."Robin looks at Jeanine, you, and Vance. It's like she forget they were there for a minute. She panics. "Vance! Truth or dare!"Vance sits up. "Dare.""Do what Kat did. On the slide." Vance shrugs. "No jokes, alright?" He starts climbing the slide. When his back is turned, Robin gives Jeanine and extremely obvious wink. "You're welcome~!"Maybe you've unleashed some sort of beast in Robin. Accepting her kinks really made her loosen up.Vance gets to the top and tosses his boxers. He has nothing to be ashamed of. Wow. After doing a twirl, he dives back down. You, Jeanine, and Robin cheer.Vance turns back to Robin. "Your turn."Robin climbs to the top and strips, kicking off her clothes. "I know I don't have much." OK, she's coming down from her little high. That's almost a relief. She keeps her hands over herself as she takes off the rest of her clothes.Robin turns to Jeanine now. "Truth or dare!"Jeanine loses her balance for a second and catches herself on Vance and Robin. "Bring it on, dare!""I dare you...tomakeoutwithKat."Jeanine looks at you. It's a look asking you for permission.>It's fine. It's not a big deal>Go at it enthusiastically. Out on a show>Ask Robin to come up with a new dare>This is getting weird, lets call the game here>Something else
>>31007499Not edgy enough. 3/10
>>31007516>Out on a showMeant to say>Put on a show
>>31007516Put on a show. Slide our hands up her sides, lightly grope her, the works. Never break eye contact with Robin, and give her the sexiest look we can muster
>>31007516>Go at it enthusiastically. Out on a showLook at Robin the whole time.I think we should call it after. This is starting to turn into an orgy.
>>31007516>Something else:>You whip out a cigar, lighting it taking small, methodical puffs on it. You look at Jeanine, then back to Robin. You wink at Jeanine and say:>"If you're going to ride this horse, you better be ready to take the reigns, bitch."
>>31007516>>Go at it enthusiastically. Out on a show
>>31007516>Go at it enthusiastically. Put on a showLets get everyone hot and bother for maximum lewds.
>>31007516>>Go at it enthusiastically. Out on a showWe drunk and probably horny go for it.Vance will be refusing to leave the ballpit very soon
>>31007499...lay off the heroin anon. It does bad things to your brain
>>31007516>It's fine. It's not a big dealIt's just making out.
>>31007516>Put on a showStart slow and teasing, then get harder and more active. If Jeanine starts to react, get her a little more worked up then break off grab Robin and start playing with her.
>>31007516>Go at it enthusiastically. Put on a showbefore we do, one last whisper in Robin's ear"Everything I do to her, you're getting back at least ten times"and just look at Robin the whole time, giving her bedroom eyes
>>31007516>Go at it enthusiastically. Out on a show
>>31007666>ThisIs it wrong that this is giving me a boner?
>>31007637This. Christ the lewds in this thread are increasing exponentially.
I love the idea of goading Robin until she faints from blood loss, but I still think when we get back to bed we give the the stone shoulder as repayment for last night.
>>31007516bite her neck, ears, run your hands over her a bit - no actual kissing. And promise robin that she's going to get far, far worse later.In before robin falls asleep early again, leaving kat keyed up to the point where she spends the better part of the next day fantasizing
>>31007666So much this.
>>31007666If we keep that up, this ball pit is going to turn into a pool real fast.
>Quest #34>Rule 34Clever!
>>31007757At the rate its going? Robin is gonna jump Kat in the ballpit.
>>31007794I wanted to make that joke at the beginning.I didn't realize how appropriate it would be.
>>31007666this is perfect>>31007794wow, Gobble really is good at planning, huh?
>>31007806I bet she's gonna be protesting profusely.
So I'm the only one who doesn't like where this quest is headed?
>>31008012You sure are, Anon
>Go up to Jeanine and begin to kiss her, softly, rubbing your hands up her stomach, your right hand finds its way to her thigh, you grab under it and hoist it up, feeling a wet warmth emitting from her nethers. You break the intense kiss and whisper into her ear: "Who do you choose?">She moans sensually and whispers back: "Y-You Kat..." You shove her off of you, holding her head into the ballpit whilst ripping a pokeball from the bottom of the pit, screaming "THEN I CHOOSE CHARMANDER!"
>>31008012How long have you been gay, son?
>>31008012Eh, as long as this stops at teasing I'm fine with it. Wouldn't want Kat/Robin's first time be a wasted foursome though.
>>31008012I don't really like how lewd it's getting, but it makes sense with the drinking and all.>>31008030>pic
>>31008012Eh, I'm ambivalent about it.On one hand, I think we might be straddling close to a slippery slope. On the other hand, whatever, it's hot.
>>31008090Considering we're near Robin and Jeanine, and everyone's young, naked, and horny, we're surrounded by slippery slopes.
>>31008069Hey, it's advancing the relationship, but we're bound to have some sort of consequence if things go all the way here, I just hope we don't get a foursome. If Kat took Robin under the ballpit and fucked her into the Twilight Zone then that'd be okay for me.
Will you faggots shut up so we can get laid
>>31008122I know it's advancing the relationship, but somethings are going a little far (at least to me).I'm still voting to actually get out of the fucking ball pit by then end of the thread.
>>31008012Hopefully this will come back to bite us all tomorrow.We'll have a paralyzing hangover.Robin'll be mortified beyond the ability to speak.Jeanine picked up some kind of persistent rash.Vance became a nun.
>>31008153>We'll have a paralyzing hangover.>Robin'll be mortified beyond the ability to speak.This'll probably happen, actually.
>>31008175The spell is broken.
>>31008201we've drank less then everyone else if I remember correctly. So we should have the least severe hangover out of everyone.
>>31008216It's your fault for abusing it.
>>31008248Actually, I think he just added unnecessary punctuation.Observe.Gobble is kill
>>31008248No anon, he's actually ded this time.
You whisper into Robin's ear. "Everything I do to her, you're getting back ten times."With that, you turn to Jeanine. You mouth the words, 'lets give them a good show.'Jeanine grows a wicked smile. You see her eyes go to Vance. Yours lock on Robin.Slowly, you and Jeanine join mouths. Her breath is hot, and her shirt tickles your exposed nipples. Your tongue dances sensually with hers as you close your eyes and moan. When you open them, you see Robin moved much closer to watch. She looks like she's afraid to blink.You want to make Robin happy, but don't know how much you can push this. "If this goes to far, let me know."She licks up the side of your neck and backs off for a second to take off her shirt. "You'll break before I do." She dives back in, kissing twice as passionately as before.Robin looks like she's going to die. She's less than a foot away. You don't see where she got it, but she has the bottle now. She keeps her eyes on the show but takes another drink. To your shock, comes up behind Jeanine and pulls down her remaining clothing.(continued)
>>31008272IT'S A BIRDIT'S A PLANENO, IT'S >lewd
>>31008272Robin confirmed for best waifu. Ever. From any Quest, book, show, movie, etc.
>>31008261>>31008272I see now, anon. Thank you.
>>31008300>The night Gobble lost half the fanbase
>>31008261>>31008272Well that apparently happened.
>>31008272Yeahno. Fuck this, I'm out. Have a nice rest of the quest
>>31008242Not when we're tiny as shit.
>>31008283Do not question the magic, anon. It simply is.
>>31008328This is why we need a Gobble is Witch edition.
>Tfw people are seriously getting upset at this>Tfw people really think Gobble is going to create a threeway>Tfw this is probably the most meaningful the quest has gotten so far.Continue Gobble.
>>31008349But jumping the gun is so easy, anon! So...freeing!
>>31008272You and Jeanine go at it more aggressively. You both break your gazes to look into each others eyes. You both see that the other is fine. You both moan into each others mouths as you press closely against each other. You hand runs through her hair. Her hand runs up the front of your body and she begins to massage your breast. You're starting to get hazy. You have to win this.You return the favor with one hand, and with the other you run your fingers lightly up her inner thigh. Instead of backing down, she doubles her efforts and starts kissing down your neck, then slowly at your collarbone. Oh no. If she makes it all the way you'll break.You go for it. Your hand goes all the way up her thigh and gives her the lightest touch. She catches herself leaning into it and stops. Just before she breaks off, she whispers, "You win this time.""I," she pants, "I don't think we'll top that. I think it's time to leave the pit." She laughs nervously to try to break the tension."I'll umm, stay here for a bit." Vance is looking like his world was turned upside down in the most wonderful of ways.Robin grabs you by the hand. "Times ten." She leads you away.I'll write up a pastebin for that, but it won't be ready for tonight. Will now write up next morning.
>>31008316see you next thread, anon
You know Vance is gettin' really screwed here.He just gave his love interest over to the lesbians.
>>31008386Really, we aren't leaving anything for the poor guy.
>>31008386>Implying Jeanine isn't going to fuck Vance until it's rape
>>31008377Thanks Gobble, you're the best!
>>31008386Oh, I think Jeanine's going to make sure he's fine
>>31008377I wonder if this kind of event is common for normal people.
>>31008386No he didn't, he just found out the his that his love interest is bi.
>>31008377Bloody hell>oh my-ing intensifies
Hmmm, overall it went a bit farther than I'd like. Not horrible just a bit much, easy to pass off on the alcohol I suppose.
>>31008377"VANCE, MY NAME IS MR. TORGUE, AND I HAVE JUST ONE QUESTION FOR YOU: ERECTION!?">boioioing
Rolled 72>>31008477I think it might not be over?Robin just implied we're gonna be giving her ten times that tonight.
>>31008377Oh how lovely...
>>31008477I think I'm going to agree with you.
>>31008377I approve. Well written gobble.
>>31008477You know, I have to disagree. It's not just drunk, hormonal teenagers at this point, but drunk hormonal teens who just undertook something that, by rights, is both illegal and highly dangerous. They could have, and still might, get royally fucked up for their involvement in roughing up Delmer. They're on Team Imperium's radar now. Combination of danger, potential fear, adrenaline, and the above listed factors might have had a part in all this. Things changed tonight in a big way.
>>31008494think he's talking about Jeanine. And I'm pretty sure Kat and Robin are both going to do their best to ruin each other for anyone else
>>31008494Think he's going to write the Robin x Kat lewding in a pastebin.Vance is still probably Rena levels of dense.
>>31008386Nah now jean is all worked up for him. We did the hard part. Hue.
>>31008565Nah that whole line about world turning upside down in a wonderful way. No way he doesn't get laid tonight.
Is this it tonight, Gobble? Honestly, I'd like to at least see us getting into the morning after untangling ourselves from Robin
>>31008494Anon you're responding to >>31008544this basically
Rolled 65>>31008649Ah, thanks for clarifying. >>31008544Thank you too
>>31008620>Implying we're not going to be covered in so much goo that we wouldn't be able to use sandpaper as a slip-n'-slide.
[Later...]Your head is pounding.Vance runs up in a panic. "We need to clean up! We're opening soon!" What? Only now are you aware of how little you're wearing. You and Robin scramble to find clothes.As Robin stumbles around the corner, looking for something, Vance glances to you. "Did you two violate the sanctity of the fitness center?" He's half joking.You look back up at him as you put what's probably your clothing on. "Did you?"He looks away. "I umm..."You don't want to hear anything with your head the way it is. You'll ask again later. "What needs to be done?""Jeanine and I will clean the ball pit." You don't ask, time is crucial. "I need you catch Sneasel or figure out what's going on with the computers.""What's so bad about Sneasel?" You finish getting dressed. Robin comes back dressed too. You both still look like hell.Vance rubs his temples. "He has my spare keys.""Spare? That doesn't sound so bad.""And Jeanine's bra."Well that's different. A random Sneasel wouldn't be a big deal for the opening hours in a place like this, but you're sure people would notice with that."And the computers?"Vance shrugs and reaches into a cupboard to get cleaning supplies. "No idea, I'm not good with these things.">You'll catch Sneasel>You'll fix the computers>Take the cleaning supplies from Vance>Something else
>>31008754>You'll catch SneaselDon't kid yourselfs, no-one else will be able to.
>>31008754>You'll catch SneaselAsk Robin if she can look at the computers.Did Porygon get out of out 'dex?
>>31008695Robin dragged Kat out of the ball pit. Only one gettin covered is gonna be Jeanine.
>>31008754>You'll fix the computersTell Rotom to get back in you pokedex.
>>31008754"Robin, computers. I'll catch Sneasel."
>>31008831It's porygon I say. Porygon!
>>31008754>>You'll catch SneaselRobin's probably the best bet for the computer.
>>31008754>catch Sneaselwait... that reminds me... Our pokemon were out the entire time...They.Saw.EVERYTHING.
>>31008754 >catch sneasal.Yeah vance def violated the sanctity of the fitness center. And the ball pit.
>>31008866It's a Rotom, Porygons don't troll and Rotoms do.
Rolled 1>>31008901All pokemon troll.All of them. We just haven't seen enough porygons.
>>31008901But Rotoms don't remain stationary or abstain from shocking things. Porygons act erratically enough. Also, Rotoms need stuff to eat, a dex wouldn't sustain it.
>>31008901Rotoms pretty much exist to troll but they're more attuned to motors and machines over digital stuff. I think they can still possess them and mess with the hardware but software isn't their thing.
It's probably just Jolitk or something.
>>31008949>>31008973The main reason I say it's a Rotom is that our dex started getting screwy when we lost it in a haunted house and as Rotom is part ghost type where as Porygon are normal type it seems more likely that it is a Rotom over a Porygon.
>>31009047It was already screwy, no? Didn't the professor say it was broken or something?
>>31009047Our dex was screwy long before the haunted house, but it was more incoherent vaguely insultin g babble, whereas now it is mostly coherent blatantly insulting babble
>>31009098Exactly. It's always been screwy. It's just more blatant over time
>>31009081>>31009098Yes it was broke when we got it but it's main problem then was dropping mid sentence and static, but after we lost it is when it started to insult us and other pokemon.
>>31009163What if it's both?
You don't waste any time. You reach into Vance's pocket and take out Sneasel's Pokeball without him noticing. "I'll catch Sneasel. Robin, you're the best for the computers."She's still getting her senses together, but she nods and runs off. You don't know if she's embarrassed or if she threw out her voice."He's running causing all sorts of mayhem. I can't get him with the Pokeball beam." He pats you on the back. "Good luck."You don't need luck. This is your territory. You run out to the main room. He's got to be around here somewhere.Surprisingly, most of the Pokemon are trying to be helpful. Levi and Ursaring are the biggest exceptions. They're both looking down on the others in vague disinterest.Sneasel dashes passed you. There’s just something about the light bump against your pocket as he zooms by that seems familiar to you. Instinctively, you pat yourself down and find that something is missing.“My badges!”That sneaky little jerk! He took your badges. Is he mad at you for telling Vance when he stole those berries, or is he just a jerk?Sneasel jumps up the walls and balances up on a basketball net. He inspects his prizes then tosses them into his satchel that's actually just Jeanine's bra. He sticks his tongue out at you and dashes away again.>This is an insult to your pride. Chase after him yourself. You’re twice the pickpocket he is!>Where’s Zappy Dan? Thunderwave might teach him a lesson>He’s fast, but maybe Vlad is faster>Use a different Pokemon (Specify)>Something else
>>31009163At least it hasn't started writing smut about us yet.
>>31009182>This is an insult to your pride. Chase after him yourself. You’re twice the pickpocket he is!It's payback time to stubble around uselessly because holy shit our head must hurt.
>>31009182>This is an insult to your pride. Chase after him yourself. You’re twice the pickpocket he is!
>>3100920110/10 made me laugh.
>>31009182>>This is an insult to your pride. Chase after him yourself. You’re twice the pickpocket he is!PROFESSIONAL PRIDE
After looking up some info on Porygon I will say that it could be a Porygon-Z, because they are know to act erratically.And as for my vote>This is an insult to your pride. Chase after him yourself. You’re twice the pickpocket he is!
>>31009182>>Where’s Zappy Dan? Thunderwave might teach him a lessonpride or no, we're compromised with a hangover. teach that little shit a lesson
>>31009182>Where’s Zappy Dan? Thunderwave might teach him a lesson
>>31009182 >this is an insult. You're twice the pickpocket he is.Time to take him down a notch.
>>31009268It could be a porygon that doesn't really know how to do its job too. That's a funnier possibility.
>>31009182>>Where’s Zappy Dan? Thunderwave might teach him a lessonSorry Sneasel, but Kat is hungover. She currently has no patience for your shenanigans.>>31009201Are you sure about that?
>>31009182>He’s fast, but maybe Vlad is faster
>>31009320Like imagine a guy on one line making shit up as he goes along.
inb4 Sneasal took photos
>>31009182>>This is an insult to your pride. Chase after him yourself. You’re twice the pickpocket he is!
>>31009491inb4 the rotomdex uploaded a sex tape online
So he wants to play? Who the hell does he think you are? You run after him around the corner. He's gone to the changing rooms.That's perfect. tight corridors and not a lot of room overhead for him to go over you.Even more perfect. A water fountain. You take in a long drink before wiping your mouth. It's amazing how good water can taste.Just as you finish up, you see him staring at you. He stays still until you stumble. He dashes around another corner. He's really fast and you're not at your best, but you can't back out now. He needs to be knocked down a peg.There's something about how he was looking at you. You think he's sizing you up.>Chase after him full speed. You've always been fast on your feet>Pretend to drink more water, be ready to catch him. You know you've got the fastest, nimblest hands around>Lay out a trap, hide around a corner and sneak up on him. You're invisible when you want to be>Something else
>>31009539inb4 the porydex sent a recording to Robin's dad
>>31009568>Pretend to drink more water, be ready to catch him. You know you've got the fastest, nimblest hands around
>Lay out a trap, hide around a corner and sneak up on him. You're invisible when you want to be
>>31009568>>Pretend to drink more water, be ready to catch him. You know you've got the fastest, nimblest hands aroundnobody expects the bait and switch
>>31009568>Lay out a trap, hide around a corner and sneak up on him. You're invisible when you want to be
>>31009568 >pretend to drink water. Fast nimble hands etc.Posting from a phone sucks.
>>31009578inb4 the dittodex bought us stocks in zeppelins
>>31009568>Lay out a trap, hide around a corner and sneak up on him. You're invisible when you want to beDraps illustrated.Also, page eight.
>>31009616inb4 the zorodex is the leader of Team Imperium
>>31009644inb4 it was Dio Brando the whole time
>the waifu is a cuckkek
Is Gobble going to pop out the moment I submit this?
>>31009899Gobble is kill
You bend over at the water fountain and drink. You're so thirsty that you don't mind having to be there for awhile. Keeping mentally prepared like this is exhausting though.Sneasel zooms passed, but you're ready for him. Time slows down. You almost feel like a samurai or a cowboy in a showdown. In the time between the pulsing pain in your head he connects with you, but your hands reach out and touch him. You manage to stop him from getting anything off of you with one hand and go on the offensive with the other. You only manage to grab the keys out of the bra. He almost snatches them back, but he runs out of time as his momentum takes him out of reach.He skids to a stop in the middle of the hallway. The look on his face shows his wounded pride and confusion at what just happened.He faces you, ready to make another pass. It's personal now.You try to glare back at him, but the sunlight is starting to come in through the windows and your head explodes again.>Bring it on! Round two!>Get him with the Pokeball, deal with the other items later>Stall for time and call for one of your Pokemon (specify)>Something else
>>31009917>Get him with the Pokeball, deal with the other items later
>>31009917>Bring it on! Round two!*Cowboy standoff theme
>>31009917>>Bring it on! Round two!WE WILL FUCK YOU UP!
>>31009917>>Bring it on! Round two!#YOLO
Next edition is Gobble is witch.
>>31009917Offer him a partnership if he gives the stuff back and promises not to steal from the group any more. And apologize for ratting him out, that goes against most thief moralities.
>>31009917>Bring it on! Round two!
>>31009917>pokeball the git. Hangovers are shitty to deal with.I think round two will not end well for us gentle anons
>>31009899NTR and cuckolding is about being humiliated.Robin is too chickenshit to be slutty so she likes it when we do it. Same reason why rape fantasies are so common: Women are ashamed of their sexuality.
>>31009917>>Get him with the Pokeball, deal with the other items laterHah!
page nine now.
>>31009917>Something else>Get him with the Pokeball, deal with the other items laterApologize for tattling on him earlier and ask him if he could just get in the ball.
>>31010034not really why, but whenever I try to explain it I come off far too much as an SJW so I'll just leave it at "guys have them too"