It's almost time for the event you've all been waiting for.
fuck yeah
will op deliver
>>31004026BODY STATUS: READY
For those of you just tuning in or have missed previous threads:All previous threads archived:http://pastebin.com/b6XxyU38A gallery including thread summaries and some fanart of the character:http://imgur.com/a/cfxcD
You always show up just in time to help me forget about how I might be homeless within a year.
>>31004069God's work, my friend. You are doing it.>>31004079Fuck that noise, Duster. Find a way. Don't let that happen to ya.
>>31004088I'm going forward the best I can. I'll find my way even if I have to make it with my own two hands. I won't let a couple of people denying me a job get me down.
>>31004131That's the spirit.
>>31004131Well my best friend os trying to kill himself, and i have to cheer him up everyday, it's depressing to see him like that which also makes me sad and these threads cheer me up.
>>31004131Atta boy.Fuck, really glad I decided against voicework today. Feelin' all lethargic and shit.
>>31004150Just knowing that you guys would actually listen to my woes and genuinely care helps keep my hope burning.>>31004174I know how that is friend. All you can do is be the best friend you can be and hope that he is still there tomorrow. Depression is a deep dark pit and climbing out is only possible if there are people to give you a hand.
>>31004221How else have I been surviving mine? Nasty shit, man.
>>31004069That feeling when my form compilation image is in the imgur page.
>>31004221>>31004174>>31004131>>31004079>>31004088>>31004245H-Hey guys s-stop being a b-bunch of emotional f-faggots.who am I kidding I'm a deppressed fag like you guys too
>>31004026As the light of fireworks illuminates the sky, you decide to relax with your fellow Devas for a moment before heading back in for the night. "That was a battle well fought," Uzu comments, itching his blindfold. "Pretty intense stuff." "Indeed," Gamagoori agrees, turning to look at you. "However, there are more pressing matters weighing on my mind." "Ahh...that's right," Inumuta says, adjusting his glasses. All four of them are looking at you, now, so you can't help but scratch the back of your neck. "I can explain?" "DISGRACEFUL!!!" SLAP! Well, that didn't quite go as well as you had hoped. Instead of getting to enjoy the fireworks, the five of you just went right back inside for your mandatory chewing-out, courtesy of Gamagoori. And now here you are, once again, getting yelled at while Satsuki drinks more of her tea.Damn it, you just can't win! SLAP! "Please, no! No more, it tickles!" You smirk at Gamagoori and he raises both whips, but Satsuki lifts a hand. "That is more than enough, Gamagoori. Do you not grow tired of striking your comrades?" Gamagoori immediately withdraws the whips and bows, looking up at her. "Very well, Satsuki-sama, but if I may interject..." She raises an eyebrow. Of all people, Gamagoori is the last person you'd expect to talk back to Satsuki after she's made a decision. "Oh? You have a reason for this sudden outburst, Gamagoori?" "Yes...I believe it would be prudent to inform you that Ondori referred to Matoi as his..."You see a mixture of things flash across her face as Satsuki sits up slightly. Pain. Fear. Confusion. Maybe a bit of disbelief. "...sister." Gamagoori finishes. Satsuki's eyes widen, and she looks at you. You, however, have no need for excuses and simply nod to her. With a sigh, she sits back down in her throne. She sounds pretty relieved, and again, you're left not knowing how to feel. [ ] Change the topic[ ] Acknowledge it[ ] Remain silent
Ugh, why'd I have to get called into work today. OP keep it up I'll be at my computer soon and catch up as quick as I can
>>31004245>>31004221>>31004334>reading about all these anons being depressed and having friends that are depressedKeep walking forward guys, and remember not to lose your way.
>>31004344[x] Remain silent
>>31004344[ ] Acknowledge it
>>31004344[X] Acknowledge itBeing honest has worked so far, so let's go with that
>>31004344>[X] Acknowledge itWe definitely gotta explain this one.
>>31004344>[x] Acknowledge itI'm waiting for honesty to be a bad choice, but until that time, we shall continue to be forthright.
>>31004344Acknowledge it.Yeah we called her sister, what about it?
>>31004344[x] Acknowledge it
>>31004344>[ ] Acknowledge it
>>31004344Acknowledge it. She's like the kid sis we never had, no reason for anyone to get all bent outta shape.
>>31004344>[x] Acknowledge itFace it head on like a man!
>>31004344>[X] Acknowledge it>[IMOUTO INTENSIFIES]
>>31004375>>31004384>>31004385>>31004391>>31004393>>31004401>>31004408>>31004410>>31004420>>31004432I gotta say though, Gamagoori is rather quick to whip us for every tiny thing
>>31004344>[X] Acknowledge it
>>31004344>[x] Acknowledge it
>>31004375>>31004384>>31004385>>31004391>>31004393>>31004401>>31004408>>31004410>>31004420>>31004432
>>31004344>[ ] Acknowledge itShe called you her big bro by accident and now you're not letting her live it down ever.
>>31004445Woops, thought you had been called in.
One of these days, the truth is gonna be the bait option and we're gonna take it without a second thought.
>>31004472That was the guy who stood in for me last night (morning?) when I went to sleep
>>31004474That already happened with Hadotake.
>>31004445At some point we're going to get tired of that. It'll be FUN
>>31004474>one of these days
>>31004445It is, in fact, his fetish.
>>31004504Running out of skeletons OP ?
>>31004504oh fuck
>>31004503>we whip him with jumpropes when he tries to commit sudoku
>>31004564
>>31004564>skeletonsmore like niggertons, amirite guys?
>>31004564We can fix that.
>>31004504This isn't a CYOA, its a CYOD
>>31004594You take that back.
>>31004594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
>>31004600choose your own dai-gurren
Fug, need to catch up on thread 18Don't do anything too crazy
>>31004600>>31004639Goddamnit I'm going to get picked at again. Death guys, death.
>>31004344"Yeah, I see her as a little sister," you admit, stuffing a new toothpick into your mouth. Gamagoori quickly whips it out, however, sending the little stick flying towards Uzu. It pokes him where one of his eyes would be and he lets out an "OUCH!" as he falls backwards over the couch. Your eye twitches. Gamagoori sweats a little. "That was my last one," you mumble."A-anyway," Gamagoori continues as you walk towards him, "D-do you not see anything wrong with such a relationship? That mentality...will...surely..." He actually swallows as you get right up in his face and reach into your jacket, pulling out the shades. However, Satsuki's Bakuzan is driven into the floor before you can put them on. "That's enough!" She shouts, legitimately angry this time. Gamagoori straightens immediately and you just scoff, shoving the shades back into your jacket where they belong. You turn to leave. "Where are you going, Ondori?" She asks. You're feeling spiteful, and you're sick of being treated like you don't belong. "Away from you," you spit out. You don't even see the hurt on her face as you walk out of the chambers and into the halls beyond. Satsuki leans her Bakuzan against the throne. Soroi offers her the cup of tea, but she walks right on by him, over to the doors leading to her chambers. "Ojou-sama?" He calls in a worried tone. She simply opens the doors and closes them behind her. Uzu sighs, picking himself up off the floor. "Honestly, those two..." He grumbles. Gamagoori turns. "What is it that you know, Sanageyama?!" He yells. "None of your damn business," he growls in response, sitting back on the couch.
>>31004693I was about to say how bad of a choice you faggots picked, but now we got alone time with Satsuki
>>31004693O NO O NO O NO O NO
>>31004693Goddamn, why so much hatin'?
>>31004693That... Could've gone better.Time to figure out our feelings before sneaking into her chambers
>>31004729You mean, alone time without Satsuki
>>31004693Goddamnit. I gotta go, I got something to do later today so I need sleep. See you later OP:
>>31004693Oh shit!
>>31004740>>31004693>Satsuki leans her Bakuzan against the throne. Soroi offers her the cup of tea, but she walks right on by him, over to the doors leading to her chambers. >"Ojou-sama?" He calls in a worried tone. >She simply opens the doors and closes them behind her. Uzu sighs, picking himself up off the floor. Unless I'm misreading this she followed us? Or did she go through a different pair of doors?
Honestly though, I don't see the other choices ending any better
>>31004693HE KNOWS.HE SEES ALL.>sanageyama's face when they don't think he knows
>>31004693>Gamagoori quickly whips it out
>>31004770We went outside, she went to her chambers
>>31004770>leading to her chambers.>>31004729>>31004740Disregard what I said I suck fat cock
>>31004775>Sanageyama said he can see EVERYTHING.>He saw Satsuki snuggling with us on the bed.Sheeeit
>>31004775>>31004823
>>31004693>Away from you
Fuckin' Uzu.At least he's keeping it under wraps. What a bro.
>>31004855Why are we angry with Satsuki, though?It was Gamagoori who was being a bitch about it
>>31004878>under wraps
>>31004884Anaru lashed out in anger. He's going to regret it once he cools his head I'd imagine.
>>31004884Hot blooded people tend to throw their anger around. We'll be appalled by our stupidity as soon as we walk out the door
>>31004884I think we're just all around tired of the people whose side we're on not appreciatin' us. I mean, Uzu's pretty chill, but he still outburst with everyone else. So we kind of lashed out a little.I mean, we're a 3-star student, member of the Student Council's Elite Five, and we only regularly get respect from Ryuko Matoi, the 0-star delinquent who has technically publicly sworn to demolish this academy and overthrow the Student Council President, by force, and maybe Hakodate, though secretary shark does have a nasty habit of putting her nose into some touchy situations with us. It's only natural we feel a little pressed after a while.
>>31004976This is what I was going to say, fucking Satsuki can't keep the other Deva's under control and they barely have any respect for us despite us doing shit for them.
>>31004693Once again, OP reminds us that everyone at Honnouji is still a teenager.Except Soroi, I knowAnd back to lurking I go!
>>31005000We get the same treatment any of them would get if they bonded with Matoi this much.
>>31005000>We steer Ryuuko into the right direction to prepare her for the test arranged by Satsuki>As our reward we get chewed out for calling her "imouto"Being Anaru is suffering
>>31005035>We get the same treatment any of them would get if they bonded with Matoi this much.But they fucking know Satsuki's plan is to use Matoi and to make her an ally, why the fuck are we shit on for making her stronger and having her potentially becoming an ally? Fuck the devas. Except for Sangeyamama, he's alright.
>>31005035In literally the next episode, Gama will drive Matoi and Mako after they run out of gas. And as far as I recall, she will never be chided for it. >>31005000Honestly, it's a natural reaction. Satsuki and I guess Nonon have been in this for like, 12-13 years, and everyone else has been in for like 3? We've been at this level, like a week at the most, and only in on the SEKRET PLAN for 48 hours tops. It's a common reaction for people with that kind of serious business hiding, but from our perspective, we've done nothing but do as we feel we should, and people keep beating us up for it, so it sucks. Like >>31005025 said, we still teenagers, even if I think we're all like 18.
>>31005073As soon as Ryuuko knows, she's going to hold back/stop fighting altogether, but we need her to get stronger. And Sanageyama doesn't count, he just wants to get into Ryuuko's pantsu.
So what is Anaru's title on the student council anyway? Head of Student Affairs? Anaru is all about helping people forge their own paths.
>>31005124Student Counselor
>>31005124He's the Student Counselor, it's what we have the Counseling Room and Hakodate in it for
>>31004823Holy shit, if Sanageyama was within the vicinity, he'd totally know what Satsuki and Anaru are up to.Haha, he fucking knows their relationship and everything, yet doesn't say a word.What a fucking bro.
>>31005124Technically "Student Councilor", but "Chairman of the Student Affairs Committee" sounds cooler. >ntricde countiesThe fuck, captcha?
>>3100509818 year olds aren't exactly the pinnacle of rationality, either. Source: I'm 20.Dear lord, that last year of school...
>>31005146Alright, I kept seeing that but I guess it never clicked.
Just back from a few drinks with the ol' man and this is what I missI like it
>>31005152We did nearly match him in combat while at a star disadvantage, and would've been able to kick his ass with our Three Star uniform, and helped him see the error of his ways, of course he'd respect us
So guys. I did a thing with the vector that was posted for the Justice Regalia.
>>31004976>I mean, Uzu's pretty chill, but he still outburst with everyone else.To be fair it WAS a shocking statement, he went back to being chill right after, Inumuta and Satsuki just seemed curious, and Nonon hasn't said anything. Gama is the only one that seems to have a serious problem with it.
I really hope none of you guys in this thread are big enough faggots to use Estus Flasks in the BoB duels
>>31005195awesome
>>31005195Increase the tolerance of magic wand, assuming you're using Photoshop
>>31005195It looks pretty
>>31005244No. That was in MS paint.
>>31005195Nice. What program do you use?You might want to enlarge the color blocks slightly to get rid of the white, then it's perfect.
>>31005195>>31005244Alternatively, I can just color it in the vector itself, which will look as clean as it can getThat's something for tomorrow, though
>>31005165Oh, I know, I'm only 21, and looking back I really don't feel too different then when I was 18. Just, y'know, societal expectations/impressions. >>31005189We've been pretty solid with Gama about his crush on Mako though, I feel like he should be more solid with us.
>>31005235I hate being fucking invaded and I will skullfuck those people mercilessly, but if the nonexistent courtesies are observed, then I try to be honorable. I bow. You bow? No estus, we good nigguh. If I die, do as you please. If you die, I'll bow. Well fought.But if I bow and your ass don't bow? No motherfucking mercy. I'll drown in both tears and Estus as I crush you into a pile of blood and bone.+10 giant club, represent. And Smelter Sword.
>>31005266Yeah, using MS Paint because I don't have anything better.
>>31005098Anaru is 17, turns 18 this year.OP's words
>>31005296I generally respond with an R2 attack to people who bow
>>31005296All this DS2 talk is making me jelly over the fact I have a Xbone over a PC or older generation
>>31005320Same her my nigger
>>31005296You, I like you.Still a faggot for using a shield and summons tho.
>>31005220>Nonon hasn't said anything>once everyone goes back to there rooms she will grab her new chicken plushie and flop down on her bed>lost in her fantasies, she whispers "A-niki.."
>>31005189Agreed that Uzu respects us, but I think you're underestimating Uzu. He never lost to Anaru in the rematch, his uniform simply overheated. Anaru's probably more physically stronger, but Uzu's Shigantsu would allow him to pretty much dodge most of Anaru's hits and aim for weak points, and he'd learn quickly after getting hit to dodge or parry Anaru properly. Uzu's a highly accurate speedster. At best I think it would be a tie, but Anaru shouldn't be able to outright kick Uzu's ass.
>>31005335...But she's older than us?
>>31005296>bowingYeah, let me give you a 10+ dark giant club to the back ya faggotI still love you <3
>>31005320>>31005329>Getting in range before bowingNiggers deserved it.
>>31005195Well shit.Updated the chart.
>>31005335Canon. confirmed canon.
>>31005296You get invaded at all?I'm SL 70 and never got invaded, not even once, i've spent more than half of the game undead and yes i do have cross region play enabled.
>>31005357Now you've done itI can't look at this, I'm gonna colour it
>>31005335I like the idea of Ryuuko being an actual imouto, and nonon being a L-lewd imouto.
>>31005354>bowingyou deserve it
>>31005350That never stoped anyone from being anyone's aniki. Also here's more gifts courtesy of /co/.
>>31005350She's got her kinks yo..and we hit several
>>31005359>"There are three things in this world that are eternal!">"A man's resolve!">"The Warrior's Way!">"And Nonon lusting after The Pomp!"
>>31005402>Needing to jump the gun to winPleb/10
>>31005421>>31005350Funny thing is no one in the school knows our real age, Inu maybe.
>>31005411>stevensdadaskstomovebackin.png
>>31004026I think the Butler is actually Ryokou's Father in disguise and the tea he fed everyone has an 'inoculation' against the omnisilk godrobe.
>>31005459>jumping the gun>mfw hosts faggots will do the same if you bowCan't take that chance, I got straight for the kill
>>31005482go*
>>31005482Here's a fun thought : Bow AFTER the guy bowed.
>>31005390>>31005438 She probably sneaks into Anaru's room when hes gone and frolicks about on his bed while wearing his dirty uniform jacket.
>>31005388I apologize for being an engineering student not an artist.
>>31005519>Bow AFTER the guy bowed.And that's when the faggot will try to come after you
>>31005527>Satski comes in to do the same>That awkward moment
>>31005527Satsuki likes to join in.
>Bowing.>Not "Allow me"Allow me best gesture.
>>31005542>Vector tracing>ArtYou flatter me so
>>31005562
>>31004693"You did WHAT?!" You groan, leaning back into the couch. You were hoping that Hakodate would be a little more restrained with her comments, but clearly you were wrong. You were wrong about a lot of things, like how you lashed out at your friends on the Council. "It's a pride thing!" You groan. "Sure, Gamagoori's going easier on me now, but he can't just drop the holier-than-thou bullshit and cut me some real slack for once?" Hakodate slaps your knee with a rolled up magazine and you flinch. "It doesn't work like that, you idiot! I can't believe you walked out of there in one piece after hurting Satsuki-sama's feelings!" "Pft, if that had been the case, I think I'd know." "Did you even stick around long enough to find out?" Hakodate huffs. You shrug and scratch the back of your neck, eliciting another sigh from her. "Listen, this situation of yours is already crazy enough! And it's crazy good, too! I think you're honestly the first person in the world that Satsuki has ever shown any sort of fondness towards, so don't go screwing it up!" She slaps your knee again and you rise off the couch, ready to get back at her. You stand there for a moment, eyes blazing...then you collect yourself, take a deep breath, and sit back down. "You're right." Hakodate blinks. "Eh?" "I said you're right! I was stupid, I made a mistake." You groan, placing your head in your hands. "She'll never want to see me again after this." "Baka," Hadokate grumbles, popping you once on the head with that magazine, though gently this time. "Girls don't work like that. Just give it time and go apologize, and everything will work out fine. Or not. This IS Satsuki-sama, we're talking about." "Indeed," a voice calls from the doorway.You turn your head. "Soroi?"
>>31005562>Anaru returns to find them both half dressed in his clothes and striking (not so)manly poses>His face when he has no face
>>31005551Bowing doesn't take that long. Just keep a safe distance and start right after him.
>>31005595ShitIsGettingReal
>>31005527>Satsuki/Nonon smelling our bedsheets in a moment of longing>grinding ensuesMake it so, OP.
>>31005562awkwardness overSatsuki gets the jacketnonon hugs and sniffs his pillowinu watches on his cameras
>>31005581No I'm just terrible with anything remotely artistic. I have Doctor hand-writing syndrome with any kind of writing or drawing instrument.
>>31005595Oooooh boy
>>31005628Soroi's gonna fuck us up for hurting Satsuki's feelings
>>31005595We gonna get butled.
>>31005595>MFW Butler arrives
>>31005595Oh shit!!
>>31005595I think we should immediately hide behind the couch because that guy is TERRIFYING (To us). Perhaps pull Hakodate in front of us and use her as a shield. >"No, I'm too manly to die, take the adorable shark-like girl first!"The last part is a joke
>>31005648>implying he won't be a bro to us and try to fix it since he knows how much we mean to satsuki-sama
>>31005595>Something echoes in your mind...>DEVOTION REGALIAbad end
>>31005595Oh. Shit.
>>31005675he's warned us once, right? Is strike two?!?DOES THE BUTLER KNOW ABOUT BASEBALL???
>>31005595It's been a good run guys.....
>>31005595
>>31005695Maybe notBut he's played college ball, you know
>>31005595NOPE!
>>31005722I thought Ragyo played college ball?You are now imagining college football Ragyo
>>31005595UH-OH
>>31005595It's ok guys we'll be fine.....there's no reason to PANIC OH GOD WE'RE FUCKED WE'RE TOTALLY BONED
>>31005754Hm, is molesting someone considered a foul?
>>31005817No, it's considered pure
I'm attempting to abate my tremendous fear by thinking happy nonon-n-satsuki sleepover parties in Anaru's room thoughts. It's only partially working.
>>31005817God, I which I remembered my football rules better, I'm sure there are some great puns in here. Somebody could do something with "horsecollar" or "facemasking", I'm sure.>>31005848Here, let me make it more upliftingRyuko decides she needs to talk to us about something, so she and Mako sneak up to our room, and find only Satsuki and Nonon, and have an adorable sleepover pillow fight.
>>31005912I present: the logical conclusion of this scenario.
>>31005754>Rhythmic slapping intensifies
I'll get the rest done by tomorrow's thread, probably
>>31005975>Anaru: What the hell are you doing in my room!?>Anaru: And who the fuck is that blond bitch!?
>>31005754Also guys is it just me, or does Junketsu look high as fuck in this?I think his eyes are looking in different directions.
>>31005975>Pajamagoori
>>31005988Looks good. I'm sorry I'm so bad!
>>31005975>B-BAKANA
>>31006037At least he's wearing something. Mako's advice stuck with him, I guess.
>>31006048Don't worry about it, I should've done this to begin with
>>31006037>>Pajamagoori
Oh god. Why did I ever think I knew how to draw. I literally just drew something for the first time since kindergartenAnaru riding the Great Naked Blade onward to the OLF.
>>31006106It's not that bad honestly, shrink the head a bit though
>>31005912>>31005975>Nui and Rei sneak in to investigate rumors about about Satsuki having a boyfriend>[Kiã‚‹åŽKiLL intensifies]Anaru_walking_into_his_room.gif
>>31006028Ragyo's blood is like the finest Cognac with a sprinkle of rape, dudes trippin mad balls
>>31006106I think it looks pretty fucking swell if you are someone who doesn't ever draw.
>Getting summoned by people thinking I'm a white phantom>I'm usin a RSS>Trying to be summoned by the mirror knightI jyst hope this shit really works. I want to kill people with my Smelter Demon cosplay.
>>31006130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY
>>31005912Worse writefaggotry incoming. sorry everyoneBefore my body is dry plays as Ryuko and Satsuki trade blows, the pillows straining to keep up as they both stand their ground.Finally, a hit takes Matoi by surprise, the cushy taste of defeat striking her right in the face, sending her flying across the room.A content smile peak on Satsuki's face as her nemesis struggle to rise to her feet. The pitiful display drawing a chuckle out of h- A bang can be heard around the room. Silence falls. A cozy pink cushion slides off the little tyrant's face.Ryuko's grin is so wide it just might split her head in half. Tonight's gonna be interesting.
>>31006167>mfw invading people two handed a 10+ greatsword and seeing their complete horror as they don't know its moveset
>>31005975>>31006130>Pic related on the sidelinesFinally my collection of KlK pics comes into play
>>31005595Tune: 昼裸lilLYou slowly, very slowly, pull Hakodate in front of you. "Wh..what are you doing?" She sweatdrops. "Please accept this humble offering and do not kill me." "OI!" Hakodate whirls around and smacks you right off of the couch. "DON'T GO MAKING ME A HUMAN SACRIFICE, ASSHOLE!" She huffs and walks over to the doorway, arms crossed. "No need to go easy on him," she tells Soroi, stepping out of the room. He chuckles and approaches you with a dangerous gleam in his eyes. "Wh-what are you...?" "Please do not struggle, Ondori-sama.""NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Nearby students burst into laughter as you are hefted onto his shoulder and carried out of the Counseling Office by Soroi. You even see Ryuuko and Mako there, looking cheeky. Mako waves and Ryuuko pulls one of her eyelids down while sticking her tongue out. "Oi, FUCK YOU!" You shout. "Now, Ondori-sama, that kind of behavior is most unbecoming of you." "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU!" You wail as he carries you around the corner. Ryuuko is on the floor at this point, completely unable to breathe. He carries you over to the elevator and sets you down when you're both inside, and the doors close before you can escape. You're both standing in there, awkwardly listening to elevator tunes."You can't make me go back." "On the contrary, Ondori-sama." A pause. "I'm not going in there." "I beg to differ, Ondori-sama." Another pause. "Your shoe's untied." "I have prepared for every eventuality, Ondori-sama." You look down. "YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES?!" The elevator doors open and he pushes you out, smiling like always. He pushes you all the way back into the Student Council chambers and you're surprised to find..."THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK!" The Devas shout. "Wha-?"Somehow, in the time since you'd been gone, they managed to put together a modest party. There's a cake on the table, and some snacks...a few streamers...And Satsuki is gone.
>>31006205handing*
>>31006214>delicious brown subordinateThe're kinda ripping bits of FLCL.The best bits.
annnnnd halfway through last thread, almost there
>>31006235>FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!We Donte now?
>>31006235>"Your shoe's untied." "I have prepared for every eventuality, Ondori-sama." You look down. "YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES?!"Oh god I'm dying here.
>>31006235>You're both standing in there, awkwardly listening to elevator tunes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXvUmhd05k>"YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES?!" I'm not wearing sides anymore.
>>31006235I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore
>>31006272>"There's a frayed thread sticking out of your pants">"I have prepared for that eventuality."
>>31005754"I played college ball you know.""Where at some preppy Ivy league school?""Try University of Texas."
>>31006235>"FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU!"
>>31006235>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsYthis is what I was listening two the whole time, and it mached perfectly. then just as I get to the party, the music dipped down to a murmur. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF WITCHMAGIC IS THIS THREAD.
>>31006316>NUUUUDISTOOO>BUUUUUUTLEEEEEER
>>31006235>"Oi, FUCK YOU!" You shout. >"FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU!"we donte now
>>31006330Can't go wrong with the classics
>>31006320
>>31006214Man, Rei looks like she'd be nice to sleep with.I like the thought of her complying with your every sexual desire without complaint, all while making that same emotionless stare.>Anon: Alright Rei, I want you to lay face down with your ass sticking up.>Rei: As you wish. >Anon: Alright, next put your legs behind your head like a pretzel.>Rei: Understood.Fuck...
>>31006235T-they threw us a party?
>>31006235>"YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES?!" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHAAA HAH.all of my sides are belong to you.
>>31006235they're fucking with us right?there wasn't really a party planned for usr-right?
>>31006235>YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES?!Oh lawdy I'm dying
>>31006235Tune: Till I Die"What's going on?" You ask, looking genuinely startled. "When you find the time, Ondori-sama, please go see the young Lady in her chambers." Soroi pleads, patting you on the shoulder. "I'm sure there is something you need to say, no?" You sigh, removing his hand from your shoulder and shaking it in your own. "Yeah, I guess you're right." He nods approvingly and moves over to the bar, helping Inumuta with the food. "So...what's the occasion?" You shrug. Uzu immediately sneaks up from behind and puts you in another headlock, laughing. "Everyone's been too serious lately," he says, "and we all talked after you left. We've decided that your welcoming party is long overdue!" "Oh," you say. You look at your feet. "Oi! None of that!" Uzu cries, flipping you over onto the couch. He grabs a bag of chips and thrusts them into your arms. "We're here to have fun," Nonon chimes in, pelting you in the face with a stuffed animal. "Save the guilty, touchy-feely stuff for the end!" "Right..." You're still having doubts, and your eyes keep falling on the doors leading to Satsuki's room. "We already tried," Uzu says, scratching his head and picking up a piece of cake. "Satsuki-sama has requested that she be left alone. Not even Soroi has been allowed into her room." [ ] Enjoy the party, apologize after[ ] Try knocking on the door[ ] Talk to Soroi
>>31006235 I can't breath HELP ME
>>31006381>They threw a party for you[Electric Crying intensifies]
>>31006235I can imagine him grumbling. "This is bullshit you can't ground Ondori Anaru."
>>31006235I wish there wasn't anybody else home right now.I bet Uzu set this up.
>>31006338
>>31006415>[ ] Talk to SoroiGOTTA GET PERMISSION
>>31006415Enjoy party
>>31006415>Grab two plates of cake>Knock on the door
>>31006415Might as well enjoy the party.
>>31006415>>31006415>[x] Try knocking on the doorIt's our party. Would be rude not to invite her.
>>31006415[ ] Talk to SoroiWe need to unlock more choices to get Satsuki in the party.
>>31006415>[x] Try knocking on the doorWe promised the butler.>tears mmentsbt
>>31006415[x] Enjoy the party, apologize afterThey're at least tryingExcept Gama, haven't heard shit from Gama
>>31006415>[X] Enjoy the party, apologize after
>>31006415>[x] Talk to SoroiMaybe we should check with him first.But my plan is SHATTER THE DOOR WITH OUR MANLY SPIRIT then GENUFLECT
>>31006235This.. is not what I was expecting. Cool but out of left field and shit, why are we being thanked for blowing our cool? How bad DID we flip our shit to get a party?
>>31006415[ ] Enjoy the party, apologize afterLet her be. She'll investigate.
>>31006415[x]Enjoy the party.Common, they've made all this effort for us guys.
>>31006427[ ] Talk to Soroi
>>31006415>[X] Enjoy the party, apologize afterI feel like this is a bad choice but I'm going with it anyway.
>>31006415[try knocking on the door]We gotta talk to her, resolve shit, then get her to join the party!
>>31006415>[X] Try knocking on the doorOnly acceptable option
>>31006415>[X] Talk to Soroi
>>31006415[x]Talk to Soroi
>>31006415[ ] Try knocking on the doorEither we bring her out into the party, or we bring the party in to her. either way this girl is gonna eat some goddamn cake and enjoy herself.
>>31006415[X] Talk to Soroi
>>31006415>[ ] Enjoy the party, apologize after
>>31006415>[X] Try knocking on the doorI want her to party with us! She needs to have at least one chance to just be a carefree teenager for a little while.
>>31006415>TALK TO SOROIGET THE PERMISSIONS
>>31006544And we do that by grabbing intel first from Soroi
>>31006488Try actually reading before asking this, it's very clearly stated that we didn't "flip shit." We got irritated and we snapped at Satsuki which was out of character, and it upset her. Anaru's just fed up with not really "being a part" of the Devas, so they threw this thing and obviously Soroi went down to force Anaru to attend.
>>31006415>[X] Enjoy the party, apologize afterCan't let everyone know somethings up more than they already suspectand hey, sharktits said to give her a little while
>>31006415>[x ] Try knocking on the door
>>31006488Its not so much the magnitude of shit-flipping as the reason it happened in the first place.
>>31006415[X] gotta talk to Soroi
>>31006415[ ] Try knocking on the door
>>31006571he already said he wants us to talk to her, that's all the Intel we need.>>31006415X knock on that door, you guyssss
>>31006415[ ] Enjoy the party, apologize after
>>31006415>[ ] Try knocking on the door
>>31006448>>31006455>>31006474>>31006476>>31006495>>31006497>>31006503>>31006550>>31006587>>31006634>Like 3 options with 9 votes before this finally wins
>>31006415one one hand I want to devabond, on the other I can't stand the thought of Satsuki all alone and sad. DAMN YOU OP. [ ] Try knocking on the doorAPOLOGIZE NOW, ENJOY PARTY LATER.
>>31006656Shit! Has that been the closest one yet?
>>31006674Probably, can't recall any recent ones that were as close
inb4 OP's skull pic/gifWe fucked uo big time
>>31006656That's probably the best option, though I voted for talk to Soroi. He'd probably also tell us to enjoy the party as well.But the worst option would be to outright knock on Satsuki's door.
>>31006656Right choice master race, reporting for duty. Just like OP in a few days.
>>31006586While I did kinda forget we have decked Uzu for admittedly no reason and compared to that this wasn't really flipping out it's not like we've told any of them we were feeling alienated and what not so I was just wondering how they came to the "throw a welcome party" conclusion. Wasn't trying to criticize just statin my confusion.
>>31006656>last voteaww yiss
>>31006656Well, I suppose Hakodate has steered us right in the past.And if Satsuki obliterates us, well, at least we can say we died as we lived.
>>31006415>[X] Enjoy the party, apologize afterWe've been jerks enough to the other Devas, we might as well live it up.Satsuki wants to be alone. We should respect her wishes.
>>31006686Regardless, goes to show though, just how conflicted we all were on this one>inb4 skull/it's happening gif from OP
>>31006722>sharkchan>UzuThese sportsfags sure do seem to have their shit together when it comes to us.
>>31006722>And if Satsuki obliterates us, well, at least we can say we died as we lived.With honor or as a virgin?
>>31006805Yes.
>>31006805>>31006816Livin' up to our heroes, huh?
>>31006862
>>31006869Does that mean I'm a real human bean?
>>31006718Sorry for being a dick about it. I just thought it was obvious.
>>31006869But you promised, OP
>>31006797It's probably because they have proper outlets for their emotions in the form of sports. Whereas our outlet is to punch things, Gama's is to whip things, and I don't think Satsuki has an emotional outlet. We need to get the girl a punching bag or something. >"Quick, everyone, help me bring the therapy couch."
>>31006912he said we get our dick in hercould just be oral or anal
>>31006895S'all good man
>>31006797>implying she's not work for/with him in the Don't let Anaru get himself killed club
>>31006926>"Quick, everyone, help me bring the therapy couch."holy shit it would've been so cash if soroi carried us and the couch and force us to talk to satsuki
>>31006934In her eyebrows
>>31006926>and I don't think Satsuki has an emotional outlet. Tea and the snuggle.
>>31006971perfect
>>31006235>"Wh-what are you...?" "Please do not struggle, Ondori-sama.""NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Nearby students burst into laughter as you are hefted onto his shoulder and carried out of the Counseling Office by Soroi. You even see Ryuuko and Mako there, looking cheeky. Mako waves and Ryuuko pulls one of her eyelids down while sticking her tongue out.For some reason, what came to mind here was a scene from the (second) Fullmetal Alchemist anime. The one where the Armstrong brother and sister fight, and the brother (Major Armstrong. The muscle-y dude.) is just getting thrown around while comically yelling "NOOOO!" all the while.
>>31006869i will legit cry, stop it please
>>31006964Maybe we can do that later.Hey, wait. Technically Satsuki is a student, right? So technically, it's in our job description to make sure she's alright (In addition to everything else, like how we said we'd crush what made her cry, which may mean we need to crush ourselves later).Also it might be ludicrous enough to work.
>>31007081I Like this idea
>>31007120The therapy couch or crushing ourselves?
>>31007081>>31007120seconded
>>31007144yes
>>31007036>OP pull a Gainax ending>Anaru die of a heart attack before going in Satsuki>skeletons.jpg
>>31007033W-Whats going on? W-What the h-hell Op?
>>31007185
>>31007081I would enjoy this scene.
>>31007185but Kill la Kill is by Trigger
>>31007366And what is Trigger if not all the talent that left Gainax?
>>31006415After a moment of thinking about it, you resolve to enjoy yourself and deal with the nitty-gritty stuff afterwards. And so you do. You help Uzu bring the air hockey table out of his room, and all of you play a few friendly games, occasionally stopping to eat more food or talk casually about recent happenings. A couple hours go by and you get bored, so while Uzu regales Nonon and Gamagoori with a particularly bad joke, you head over to Inumuta and decide to check on what he's doing. "So what's goin' on?" You ask, looking over his shoulder. He adjusts his glasses. "As much fun as this party is," he says, "I've fallen behind on some of my work because of it. I need to make sure these plans are finalized before tomorrow." "What happens tomorrow?" You ask. He turns completely around, surprised. "Did you not hear the details from Satsuki-sama?" Crap, that's right! You'd forgotten to go check on her in the middle of all this enjoyment. On top of that, the party was really winding down. She'll hardly be able to enjoy herself, at this rate. "Not at all, but thanks for the reminder!" You pat him on the back as he looks on in confusion. You head up the steps to Satsuki's platform and turn left, heading straight for her doors. You knock once, twice, but there's no response. [ ] Try to speak through the door[ ] Try something stupid[ ] Give up
>>31007405>[ ] Try something stupidLet's get cuhrayzy.
>>31007405[ ] Try something stupidwas there every any doubt?CAPTCHA: said avebyte
>>31007405[x] Try something stupid
>>31007405>[x] Try something stupidTHERAPY COUCH.
>>31007405>[ ] Try something stupidLike we'd choose anything different?
[ ] Try something stupidjust sit down in the hallway, let her know we're here whenever she's ready
>>31007405>[ ] Try to speak through the door
>Shiny button choice
>>31007405I don't even need to vote for this one. OP is baiting us all. R.I.P.
>>31007405[ ] Try something stupidthis is either going to go really well or really REALLY badly.
>>31007405>[ ] Try something stupidtime to rock out with our rooster out
>>31007405>[X] Try something stupidI'm curious as to what this'll be
>>31007405>[x] Try something stupidshiny button!
>>31007405>[ ] Try something stupid
>>31007405[X] Try something stupid
>>31007438>>31007439>>31007442>>31007444>>31007448>>31007451>>31007464>>31007465>>31007467>>31007474You could've stopped this
>>31007405Try to speak through the door
>>31007463>>31007462We only know how to do one thing.Be ourselves.
>>31007405I...er...fuck. Dammnit dammnit dammnit. I can't decide.
>>31007405>[x] Try something stupid
>>31007489
its clearly time for something stupidhow bad we do OP?
>>31007405[x] Stupid
>>31007405>[X] Try something stupidIt'd worked so far!
>>31007489I regret nothing
>>31007502D-did we do good?
This party's about to get cuhrazy.
>>31007405'Cause you're my lady, I'm your foolIt makes me crazy when you act so cruelCome on, baby, let's not fightWe'll go dancing, everything will be all righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
>>31007489Sometimes the stupidest measures are the most profitable.
>>31007502YAY Good end R-Right
>>31007489IT'S BREAKING DOWN DOOR WITH THERAPY COUCH TIME
>>31007489WHELP.
>>31007489could we really, with this unanimousity?>>31007502it begins, a man has no regrets
>>31007528I just gotta say, in that pic, that would hurt like a bitch. Fuck sharks and fuck their skin.
>>31007405>[X] Try to speak through the doorI still think it's the best thing we can do and..>>31007489God damn you. God damn you all.
>>31007544>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7Aloosely imagined satsuki/anaru themesongs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZOBRbVCJL4
>>31007405Suddenly, you have the best idea. You turn around and walk over to the curtains, with the Devas staring at you in confusion. "Anaru," Gamagoori sweats a little, "it's raining. Do you truly intend to go outside right now?" "Sure do." Uzu scratches the back of his head. "What for?" "Satsuki," you reply, moving over to the doors beyond. Nonon shakes her baton. "Wait, are you planning something stupid again?" "ABSOLUTELY!" You shout, running outside. The Devas are left in silence for a moment. Soroi steps forward, clearly nervous. "...surely Ondori-sama doesn't intend to-""Oh crap!" Uzu yells. He runs over to the doors, but you're already outside. "ONDORI!" He shouts, almost slipping on the horribly wet platform as he follows you. "What the hell are you thinking?!" "I'm not!" You yell over the wind. Then you take a few steps back, get a running start, and jump. Right over to Satsuki's balcony.
>>31007631Only the first 10 votes count
>>31007636Oh. Man.We're dumb.In the best way.
>>31007636you already have this in advence right? there is no way we were going o choose anything else
>>31007636HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
>>31007636
>>31007636Oh man we are stupid I LOVE IT!>>31007665Stop
>>31007636>he already wrote this outYou know us too well OP
>>31007636Shiny button hasn't failed us yet! Oh god we aren't going to make the jump are we?
>>31007636Anaru what the fuck.
>>31007636Shine on, you crazy diamond. It's been an honor to voice you.You know, back when I actually did that.
>>31007636clearly the only answer>OP had the next part ready before the vote I bet
>>31007636>What the hell are you thinking?!" >"I'm not!" You yell over the wind.
>>31007633And eventually...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fAas we move against REVOCs.
Rolled 5>>31007636Oh sweet merciful fuck.Goku Uniforms can let us survive a fall from this height, right? RIGHT?
>>31007758We jumped out a window to escape Nonon in a one-star, so we're probably alright.
>>31007736And after that...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEMafter we 'burn out' with phoenix regalia mark 1
>>31007758>very top of houhououhjinini academy>surviving>fall
>>31007776>>31007776>>31007776>>31007776Ancient Elder God of the Sky Temple tier taste, anon. I am so hard right now. Fucking LOVE this song.
>yfw It was a test for Satsuki to see if Anaru's feelings were strong enough to make him do life-threatening shit just so he could apologize
>>31007776Wait.....so we're Batman!?
>>31007815The next test is to see if he survives the fall
>>31007815>yfw we're just idiots
>>31007834>implying we weren't always batman
>>31007776interesting choice, haven't heard this in years
>>31007776Good taste anon. Good taste.
What are we going to do with Junketsu once we get intimate with Satsuki ? With Senketsu it would get super-awkward.
>>31007800O-Op... gosh. thanks you're pretty nice too.
>>31007844
>>31007839
>>31007853Look him straight in the eyes, all the time
>>31007834>We put on Senketsu"Ryuuko""What?""I AM THE NIGHT"
>>31007860>>31007853
>>31007878god that is just the absolute best reoccurring picture in these threads, hands down.
>>31007853>just glance over occasionally and smirk, yeah you like that don't you bitchSenketsu is 10x a bro than you'll ever be
>>31007860
>>31007863"We're the hero that Honnouji Academy deserves, but not the one it needs right now"
>>31007863start grabbing students and yelling "WHERE"S YOUR SPIRIT!" in batman voice
Anaru is my husbando.
>>31007945>"SWEAR TO SATSUKI!"
>>31007963And why is that?Just kidding we all know.
OP are you slacking off watching Space Dandy?
>>31007776Our final moments with Satsukihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmnDXRJ7btE
>>31007636Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnyM12Y5CnIYour heart is frozen. Your eyes are locked, stuck open. You're completely tense and invigorated as you reach out with all your might for the railing on Satsuki's balcony. And that's when you remember. This is what fear feels like. This is what it means to lay it all on the line when you're alive.Your hand slips against the soaked bars, sliding away. You start to fall......right as your left arm catches flawlessly onto the railing, sending a high-pitched squeal into the air as you hang on for dear life. "ANARU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" Uzu shouts over the rain. "I HAVE NO IDEA!" You shout back, laughing. In her darkened room, Satsuki drops the cup she was holding and it shatters against the floor. She stares out at the balcony, stunned, as you hang on for all you're worth. You're barely able to lift your head up, but you can see her in there. "Hey." "What are...?"She blinks a few times, taking a moment to fully process what it is that she's seeing. "What are you doing out there? What did you...?" Her eyes widen, and she rushes out to help you up and over the railing. It takes a moment, but she manages to help you pull yourself over and you stumble into her arms. "You idiot! You damned fool, what the hell were you thinking?! I-" You wrap her up in a hug and lightning flashes, Uzu staring at you both in shock from his position over on the platform. "I'm sorry," you breathe into her hair. "I'm sorry." "Anaru, what-?"You start dragging her towards the doors, the biggest grin in the world on your face as you do. "No, stop. Anaru, unhand me!" "I won't do it." "What are you-?!""I won't let you be alone." Her eyes widen. You unlatch the doors and throw them open, dragging her out. The Devas turn around and look at you both in shock."Stop, I'm not-!"Then you pull her forward and kiss her passionately, right then and there.
>>31006173>>31004614>>31007544Great taste right here
>>31008048probably>guilty
>>31008060And on that note, I'm going to take a POSSIBLE bow for the night. I'm gonna go hang out with my cousin and some other buddies, just playing vidya. Gonna bring my laptop with me and try to continue, but if I don't, it was fun. And I'll see you all tomorrow. Stick around just in case, for me! I love you!
>>31008060YESYESYES
>>31008060
>>31008060>Her eyes widen. You unlatch the doors and throw them open, dragging her out. The Devas turn around and look at you both in shock.>"Stop, I'm not-!">Then you pull her forward and kiss her passionately, right then and there.
>>31008060OH SHIIIIIIIIIIT
>>31008060We're done.We're dead.RIP Ondori Anaru
>>31008082I'll wait, do your thing I'll do mine. have a good one either way
>>31008082uDSYGABHSADCASLBVWLsclsgc,Have fun OP
>>31008060RIP Anaru 2014-2014
>>31008060>>31008082OH GODDAMN OP YOU GO TAKE THAT BOW YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT!
>>31008082>Stick around just in case, for me! I love you!y-you too
Rolled 13>>31008060You stupid, glorious fucker, Anaru. 10/10, would never lose my way
>>31008060[something stupid intensifies]
>>31008060YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING STOPPING THERE FOR THE NIGHT I THINK NOT THIS IS A RUSE YOU ARE RUSING US RIGHT NOW AND I BOTH LOVE AND HATE IT THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED MY EVENING TO GO THESE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTERS HAVE TO STOP YOU HERE ME OP YOU GET BACK ON RIGHT NOW AND DON'T END HERE OR I SWEAR TO EVERLASTING CHRIST I WILL EXPLODE OR SOMETHING I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY BECAUSE SHOUTING ALL THIS AT ONCE IS MAKING ME FAINT I THINK I'M RUNNING OUT OF OXYG--
>>31008060>inb4 "im tired, ill continue this in the next thread tomorrow"
>>31008082Thanks for the ride, man. Go have fun, you've earned it. I'll try and grab something of the stuff you posted here, if I can.
>>31008052
>>31008060WHAT. WHAT HAVE WE DONE. OH GOD. DEAD MEN BE WE.
>>31008082I know I post this image a lot, but after >>31008060 I truly mean it.
>>31008176got some bad news for you
>>31008082I Love it! Absolutely fucking fantastic!
>>31008167MAN DOWN!! MAN DOWN!!
>>31008060>Deva's faces whenThis is worth the inevitable public execution by Nonon and Gama.
>>31008060right now the only thing i see is Gamamori jumping to stop Anaru
>>31008060>In front of Gamagoori and all the Devas.We're so done.
>>31008226Jumping to tear Anaru into tiny bits*
>>31008060>"Stop, I'm not-!"oh shit you guys, is she even dressed right now, or is she like fresh out of a shower or something. fuck, we just did a harem protag-level fuck up.
>>31008060>You start dragging her towards the doors, the biggest grin in the world on your face as you do. >"No, stop. Anaru, unhand me!" >"I won't do it." >"What are you-?!">"I won't let you be alone." >Her eyes widen. You unlatch the doors and throw them open, dragging her out. The Devas turn around and look at you both in shock.>"Stop, I'm not-!">Then you pull her forward and kiss her passionately, right then and there.
I'm going away for around half an hour, but I'll come back for more afterwards, assuming OP continues
Gamagoori: [wtf intensifies]Inumata: [posting intensifies]Uzu: [electric shamisen intensifies]Nonon: [oh yes intensifies]Soroi: [hoh hoh intensifies]
>>31008060>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fb04CvVdCiSeems rather appropriate right now....
Nonon is going to go full yandere isnt she? A smelly boy getting in the way of their special relationship. Not acceptable.
>>31008301>Nonon>Not [Nani Sore! Intensifies]
>>31008364
I need to bed. I have work at 6:30.
>>31008364>people save my stupid shitYou guys please
>>31008394>Nonon >Not wanting the Pomp
>>31008394>>31008403>>31008301are you kidding, nonon just got the best of both worlds
>>31008364>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fb04CvVdCiI fucking lost it in panel 8.
>>31008394Nah man, she wants the PompNow if the option we'd picked back then was "Help me make Satsuki my girlfriend", then we'd be fucked.
>>31008417How could I not save this voicefag? It's glorious!
>>31008425Desire for the Pomp is different. Its like love for family versus love for your spouse. Unless you're Ragyo those two are very different.
>>31008417>>31008417dude, your stuff is at least 20-25% of the reason i'm here. its great, flows perfect with the story, and not stupid
>>31008449Im actually a bit sad we didnt pick that option. The oportunities for wingman-shenanigns would have been endless. (we still picked the best opition though)
>>31008449I actually voted for that oneGlad I lost at this point
If OP does come back tonight and starts a 20th thread somebody please be sure to archive it on sup/tg/ because I am going to bed.
>>31008534>>31008560Maybe someday OP will let us revert to save and try out those other two options. Someday.>>31008592Rog.
>>31008618I remember the reaction when OP said he was fully willing to write the Nonon sex route and then we picked pomp.Beautiful.
>>31008592Same for me. Neeeed to sleep (the time here is 05:15).Love you all!
>>31008645I'm glad we didn't pick Nonon routeSatsuki-route infinitely better
>>31008684tfw no chance of Sharktits route
>>31008417It's because you're amazing. And might be a deity.Really want to hear your rendition of the giant space Anaru>>31008645It's hilarious in a way that the only reason I would be interested in Nonon-lewds was BECAUSE of these threads and the build up to that choice. Not that I didn't vote Pomp because, c'mon.
>>31008714Sharktits is our cute loyal assistant.
>>31008714>wanting to fuck your best advice giver/co worker/assistant
>>31008645It was shiny button syndrome! We couldn't resist! But I don't regret a damn thing
guys this thread has given me such indescribable feels. A+++ work everyone.
>>31008722>>31008684>>31008645>>31008618honestly I'd be happy with him just writing up the scene, i lov nonon but c'mon its satsuki
>>31008756You're god damn right.
>>31008756>Not wanting to give her all your love
>>31008756its like you don't even boss/assistant office romance
>>31008722Soon. In the middle of BGO right now, but the house is much less active.
>>31008805Except that's for Satsuki ya dingus
>>31008826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boFhHOjljs0
>>31008870Link it to me so I can save it for once I'm done?
What if Satsuki wasn't actually alone in her room? In fact what if Ragyo was there at ther very moment but we got caught up in our stupidity
>>31009028[La vie est drôle intensfies]
>>31009028I'm sure Anaru would notice that an older Satsuki with bird hair and built-in disco lights is in the room
>>31009028
>>31009097Yeah, Ragyo doesn't really do subtle very well, does she?
>>31009097truth. I imagine that if there is any sort of 'you just didn't notice lol' it's be something more anime-tropey, like she was in her bathrobe or something.
>>31009028not likely with her Rainbow Rape Arua
AWWWW SHIT NIGGAOP's BACK IN BLACK, AND KNOCKIN' EM BACK!Party time.
>>31009218Seems I came back just in time, as well
>>31009218Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>31009218Fuckin'... I JUST finished installing Firearms: Source. It's like you don't want me to play this game.
>>31009218AWYEAH
>>31009218Ah, god, my eyes OP. I need those.
>>31009218YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
>>31009218GODDAMNIT YOU GLORIOUS SON OF A BITCH, THIS IS EITHER GOING TO END WITH US GETTING CASTERATED OR DECIMATED. OR BOTH.
>>31009299Our best hope right now is that Nonon and Gama pass out on the spot from shock
>>31009218w-welcome back
>>31009337Kiss me you faggot.
>>31009337Wait... that gif. When the fuck did that happen?
>>31009218WOOOO
>>31009337>>31009356L-LEWD!!
>>31009356What is your ratio of blood to alcohol?
>>31009218>invade someone in DS II>get him near low health>he DCs>I lose the red eye orb>he keeps his soulsYou're return has made me less fucking pissed OP, thank you.
>>31009397Your*captcha: your tsironse
>>31009356OP, w-we shouldn't
>>31009218yeah yeaaaaaaah
>>31009218Awww yeah>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOt0tW26hRY
>>31009313I...I'm scared.
>>31009499i laughed harder then i should've
>>31009499>implying anaru even does math
>>31009499Fuck it.LIFE'S NOT WORTH LIVING IF YOU CAN'T RISK IT.
>>31009541>"I can count to FIST!">PUNCH
>>31009575ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIST
>>31009603Fist-Star uniform when?
>>31009575One fist, two fistred fist, blue fist
>>31009620That has always been our uniform. Always and forever.
>>31009620when we get our own division of one-stars on the road trip. they'll be fist stars, and they'll all have baby pomps they started growing soon as we got our position.
>Roped into another round of BGOI'LL HAVE IT DONE TOMORROW AT THE LATESTI PROMISE
Opie, we need a new thread. This'un's hit page 8.
>>31009654>Pompadour 1 circle around>Pompadour 2 engage enemy>Pompadour 3 begin toothpick barrage>Pompassistant, bring me a soda>Hakodate: Really wish you wouldn't call me that
>>31009708Goddamnit, I need a pic of Hakodate with a pomp now
>>31009708>Hakodate with her twin tails turned into a pompadour
>>31009708
>>31009686It's nowhere near the fall-off point.
>>31009746>>31009743
>>31009708You guysPlease
>>31009766Yeah, but it's getting there quick. I'm just giving a friendly reminder.
>>31009708what?!
>>31009743>>31009746
>>31009708>Comb fighters in close quarters>Jackets are instant first-aid kits, putting one over a fallen ally's shoulders instantly revives them>Sunglasses (not starred, they're not ready for such responsibility) are connected to inu's ops, giving them up-to-the-second data
SORRY BROTHASRan out to grab some alcoholYou'll never guess what I got
Is OP waiting for a new thread?
>>31009975OH GOD IT BEGINS
>>31009975fucked in the asshole?
>>31009977nigga I be posting right above you man fuck
>>31009975do tell
>>31009975Please don't tear our hearts out this time
>>31009975God help us.
>>31009975Ere we fockn go laddies
>>31009975Well, now we have to get a new thread, because image limit.
>>31010192man nigga you be trippin'sheeeiiiiit>>31010195
