It's the final countdown da na na nada na na na nada na na nada na na na na na na
I wonder, how much of Anaru's character was made after the beginning of the quest? I know that at he at least changed his name and established appearance, what about character and abilities?
>>31037265Ah...so you ARE alive! This is what I get for starting so early, but oh well. His personality was decided pretty much from the get go, with the sensitive stuff thrown in kind of sporadically. Abilities were more or less the same: be a badass and punch things, maybe give a motivational speech or two. The newest thing about him is probably his backstory/uniform ideas. We can't seem to settle on just one, but we know for sure that his final form is "Phoenix Regalia" and he's on fire.
How many more hours, OP? ;_;
>>31037295Less than 24 remain.
Let's get to it, then
I've been waiting for this.On a unrelated note, I just defeated the Mirror Knight NG+2.While cosplaying as the Mirror Knight.And then I put my RSS down and got summoned by the Mirror Knight to kill another player.I wish I could've seen the face of the host when he realized the Mirror Knight summoned another Mirror Knight.
>>31037327WHOA WAITYou can get summoned by him?
>>31037324Forgot my name
>>31037337Yeah, at least onlyafro's last video proves itYou get summoned by black phantom or something>>31037287>Ah...so you ARE alive! This is what I get for starting so early, but oh well.What
>>31037337Yep, but you need to be in NG+. The Mirror Knight only summon players in NG+.Sadly it takes years to be summoned, but when you do, It reads "You are being summoned by the Mirror Knight! Become a squire and vanquish the master of this world."
>>31037352FROM has really outdone themselves this time with the NG+ treats. That Place Unbeknownst in NG+ surprised the FUCK out of me.>>31037350That is ballin' as fuck. Also, that post was because I feared thread would be kill for appearing so soon.
>>31037367wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolets do it.
>>31037367>feared thread would be kill for appearing so soon.It's like you thought we'd lost our way.
Hey guys, I'm not gonna be around for the start of the thread, but I think we should do something awesome for OP.Any ideas?
Oh no wonder nobody said anythingNigger you best check that pastebin as soon as you're back.
>>31037451Hitherto unprecedented amounts of write/drawfaggotry?A combined rendition of Before My Body is Dry, uploaded individually and then compiled together using Audacity or similar?24 hours of productive threads with minimal shitposting?
>>31037367I've been refreshing /tg/ since CYOA 23. We are there OP.
>>31037545I just went to my doctor's appointment, came back home, passed out for 5 hours, and woke up in time for this thread
Gimme a while longer guys, and we'll get rollin'
>>31037287Speaking of, I have an idea for his mkIII. The general consensus seems to be Eternal Flame, right? Well, there is going to be a hell of a lot of stray floating life fibers in the final battle. What if we absorb these to combust for energy, and as long as we are in this high life fiber density area we can maintain the form?At least, that is the only way I can think to maintain a form that requires us to burn life fibers as fuel
>>31037673Alright, we can wait.>Get summoned again after half a hour of waiting>Host pull the plugCome on.
>>31037767Did you know that invadees that pull the plug might get banned from online play altogether?
>>31037782They're not banned, they just can't summon for five minutes. Or get summoned.And he can always use the Bone of Order to remove the penalty.Pulling the plug mean I already won. I was about to heal the Mirror Knight with Med Heal while he was nearly dead too.
>>31037808>they just can't summon for five minutes. Or get summonedI was sure it lasts forever for that specific character
>>31037314 ;-; [spoiler/]
>>31037860Sadly no.Well, since I'm not getting summoned at the moment, I'll go make a Uzu build and CoOp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Ysuggested theme for when we go phoenix regalia in a futile attempt to save Satsuki and only end up a uniform shorter
>>31037898Make sure you post that shit.I wanna [Electric Sunbro Intensifies]
>>31037933I will, but I doubt it will be that good.There's no haircut matching Uzu's so I'm using the basic one. I'll probably post the items thought.
>>31037930I fucking love that theme, but it means something different than what you described, so I'll have to disagree
>>31037223Would it kill the archivers to I dunno, leave a thread number to signify the order?I realize I may be a little bitch at this point, but really?
>>31038054Dude I know. Whoever did last night's forgot to mark it as the 23rd. I am sorry for the inconvenience, guys.
>>31037930Oh shit, I am actually ALL FOR this. Definitely a burnout song for Anaru, definitely tragic enough.
>>31037930Poor Gwynn. All the power in the world and it still wasn't enough.
here and constantly refreshing this therad.
>>31038189>RefreshingWhy?
>>31038122Oh wow, you did start early. I'm totally not in class right now, by the way. Are you going to wait until more people drift in before you start writing or are you going to give me an excuse to not do work?
>>31037994There's gotta be something kinda close to his original hair if nothing else>mfw micspamming Shamisen relentlessly upon entering the boss fog.
this is basically gonna be us our second time attacking nui or raggyo, right?
>>31038209Oh, oops. That's me. Not at my computer so I forgot my name.
>>31038329I figured it'd be more like this
>>31038223Well, the basic one is basically the closest. Also, no armor really match the clothes of Uzu, so I'm going the BLADE REGALIA : SECRET UNSEALED path I think.
>>31038329>No matter how much you improve your silly uniforms you can't-->The fuq u sayin m8>u wanna fuckin go>I'll smash yer gob m8>swear on me pomp>thats wot I Fukken thoughtYes.
>>31037223Man, I'm gonna be at work for most of this thread. If I don't get back before it ends...it's been fun OP.Bang.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5PrDnP4YSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-s9LdQPXF4
This theme could be related to stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlktesvDw3s
so...have things died down a bit now?
>>31038833Apparently so. I'm kind of bummed since I didn't think I'd actually be able to sneak in here when I was supposed to be doing work.
>>31038833>>31038845BELIEVEIt's happening soon
>>31038833I don't know about "died down a bit". It feels more like a pack of starved wolves waiting quietly and desperately for the first sign of prey. Or kind of like the six seconds into a Mexican stand off.
AWWWWW SHIT GUYS HERE WE GOOO
>>31038947SkeletonPaulItsHappeningWithFireInTheBackround.gif!
>>31038920You...you I like.
>>31037223Tune: 斬LLLア生LLYou're outside about an hour later, still feeling fuzzy from your time with Satsuki. Sitting on the loser's bench is fairly humbling, with Mako going wild right next to you and Genryu charming his entourage for the thousandth time. Ryuuko looks down at you, decked out in your new tracksuit. You give her a quick thumbs up and pop another toothpick in your mouth, eager for the next fight to begin. Uzu walks down from his pillar and laughs heartily at finally being able to face his opponent. "This has been a long time coming, Matoi! Prepare yourself!" "Keh!" Ryuuko reaches for her glove. "I've only gotten stronger since last time. You don't have to worry about anyone getting in the way, I'm more than enough for ya!" "That's what I was hoping you'd say!" Uzu reaches up for his collar. The tassle on Satsuki's Bakuzan flows in the gentle breeze, and she raises the blade high. CLACK!"Begin!" She shouts. A horn blares, and the images on the screen swap out. Your face is replaced with Uzu's, and the battle begins. The light of their dual transformation makes it hard to follow the first blow, but after a moment you can clearly see the two of them clashing rapidly. There's give and take on both ends. Ryuuko has definitely grown more powerful, and her blows reflect this. However, she can do little against the enhanced senses of Uzu, your friend who also happened to undergo the same rigorous training that you did four days prior. Genryu leans forward, bending his head down to address you. "You made me eat my words, kid. I'll give you that. But that girl is on a whole 'nother level, do you really think your pal will win? She even trounced you, for cryin' out loud!" You shrug, cracking your neck leisurely. "Guess we'll find out. Uzu's never been one to give up." "MENDOUKOTEMENDOUKOTEMENDOUKOTE!""Though he can definitely give me a run for my money," you laugh. "Eccentric bastard."
>>31037223I love you OP. No seriously, your dedication to your fans, your humor, the skeleton.jpg’s and your love for best girl. We’re all gonna miss you while your off fighting the terrorists. N… No Homo!
>>31038947HERE WE GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypVii_9QDgQ
>>31038947STAND OFF IS GETTING INTENSE! OH SHIT HE TWITCHED! GO GO GO!
>>31039058I feel like Uzu will get jobbed.
>>31039058ELECTRIC SHAMISEN INTENSIFIESELECTRIFIESDIVERSIFIESCERTIFIESOBJECTIFIES
>>31039105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ge9jV3c7I
>>31039058I will never understand how, even when I'm late for these threads I always make it right in time for OP's first story post. I'm so glad I didn't miss anything because of oversleeping.>Ryuuko looks down at you, decked out in your new tracksuit.>new tracksuit.>tracksuit>mfwI'm pretty sure Gama isn't going to approve.
>>31039058Hmm, we need a comb to keep our pompadour architecturally sound.
>>31039058
>>31039058[eccentric samurai intensifies]
>>31039058>[Electric Shamisen Intensifies]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ka0WFqftA
>>31039145Me too, last night i fainted and overslept.When i wake up a new thread is here, it's always like this.
>>31039195>>31039145OP does his draft posts in old entish
>>31039195>When i wake up a new thread is here, it's always like this.Not tomorrow.Kill me ;_;
>>31039195At least you were able to sleep.
>>31039176>[Electric Shamisen Intensifies]>IRL Shamisen Shamisenshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrCXYmIp2qg
>>31039136Can't fucking breathe holy shit
>>31039208T-thanks for reminding me we're gonna have to survive without our dose of Anaru for a long time.Be strong guys...
>>31039218Holy shit look at him go!
>>31039218Shit man that's intense!
>>31039218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_CzD0GBD-4
>>31037930and if you find this to contain a bit too much Melancholy, try thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o_9CjcCAgQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yoe3RoGgx6Udid not mean to offend friend, i just think there sould be alternatives
>>31039058>decked out in your new tracksuitAww, and I just tweeted you this, too.
>>31039320much production valuesuch green screen
>>31039354Holy shiiit 10/10
>>31039354Looks ballin
>>31039354Nice
I knew there was a reason I woke up suddenly, full of energy.>>31039354Fucking A.
>>31039354Hell yes!
>>31039320see your yoshida brothers and raise you a yoshida brothershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgN_xIHqLUA
>>31039354Bam slam damn my nigga.
>>31039320Uzu: Lady Satsuki!Satsuki: Sanagaeyama.Uzu: Recently, the sports committees have been kinda down after our loss in Kyoto.Satsuki: Let them taste what they brought.Uzu: But my lady! Surely, if they feel in fightin gear they'll be ready to trounce them next time?Satsuki: Hmmm... Anaru?>[Distant]Anaru: TELL THEM MY POMPADOUR IS HUGE!>[Back to foreground]Satsuki: His pompadour is huge. Back on topic, what did you have in mind?Uzu: Well, I know some members of Nonon's sect whom can rock pretty well, so maybe we can put on a show?Satsuki: Can you even play?[Quiet Shamisen begins playing][Uzu lightly chuckles]Satsuki: What's so funny?[Electric Shamisen slightly loudens]Satsuki: Seriously Sanagaeyama I'm more likely to approve if you give me a straight answer.[Shamisen almost fully audible]Satsuki: Where is that music coming from?[window crash]Uzu: TO ME MY BROTHERS, AND MY SHAMISEN![ELECTRIC SHAMISEN AT FULL INTENSITY]
>>31039354DAMMNIT GUYS I'M TRYING TO GET WORK DONE.
>>31039479Cut to single Uzu going to town with a shamisen like in >>31039218
>>3103935410/10 Pompadour grew out in the middle of class.
>>31039354
>>31039354Goddamn you are awesome!
>>31039354Neat.
>>31039479Satsuki saying 'His Pompador is huge'In the most straight face deadpan manner....Sides are currently in orbit my friend!
>>31039479>[Distant]>Anaru: TELL THEM MY POMPADOUR IS HUGE!>Nonon: I'LL SAY!>[Back to foreground]
>>31039354GREAT JUSTICE!
>>31039720>Nonon: I'LL SAY!
>>31039354you've outdone yourself
>>31039740Ara ara~
>>31039747>>31039731>>31039683>>31039614>>31039565>>31039561>>31039482>>31039463>>31039432>>31039402>>31039398>>31039393>>31039388Holy shit thanks guys. Here's another one I did that was originally Anaru wearing his 3-Star get up that I just went ahead and changed to what I imagine his track suit looks like. I think he might need some chest hair, but I wasn't sure.
>>31039822JESUS CHRIST ANON, CALM DOWN. WE CAN'T HANDLE PEOPLE THAT BASED.
>>31039822damn that's a nice one too
>>31039822
>>31039822I get that it's a stylistic decision or something like that, but I just can't approve of Anaru not having eyesOther than that, neat drawing
>>31039822So....this what BASED feels like
>>31039822BASED ANON.
>>31039822>pomp club
>>31039354>>31039822based
>>31039882He's got them in the original doodle, but I like the idea of him not having eyes more due to the fact that he's essentially a stand-in for us.
>>31039822That's, that's just not fair! No one person should be this awesome! How can you constantly raise the bar?! How can I handle an other quest without all the excellence you provide?But in all seriousness, that's kickass and so are you!
>>31039822Take heart, for tonight you are BASED!
>>31039822Dude.
There need to be a picture of him squatting in his tracksuit.
>>31039934That's fair I guess, but an honest person looks you straight in the eye. You can't trust someone who hides his eyesThat just kinda bugs meBut it might be just me being a buzzkill
>>31039822BASED/10.
>>31039985Not to nitpick, but I'd like to point out that in >>31039822 Anaru has eyes, they just happen to be closed.
>>31040030Really? I thought that was just an outline or something
>>31039943;_;
OP is live, writing out a fight where Uzu does not job is actually somewhat difficult.
>>31039822holySHIIIIIT
>>31040072
>>31040079>Uzu does not jobwhat have we done
>>31040079But then who jobs?Nonon?
>>31040096THE IMPOSSIBLE
>>31040079He's only jobbed once against Nui, and promptly returned the favor.
>>31040079An Uzufight that is not interrupted, delayed, cancelled, sidetracked or involves him jobbing? What is this heresy!?
>>31040079Just ttensify it a little
>>31040072You win the thread
>>31039943>Take heartRagyo has that covered
>>31040072If I were Souichirou, I'd run some parental tests
>>31040072>this will never happen>they will never be that happyI swear to god if Satsuki/Ryuko/Senketsu dies thursday I'm going to either burn down trigger or commit sen-i-soshitsu
>>31040030>>31040048It's just an outline. You can see that he has eyes, but you can't actually see his eyes/pupils and such.I'm not outright opposed to the idea of him having eyes, but I prefer him to not have them.
>>31040206Huh, apologies. At lest his left eye still looks closed to me rather than absent, but now that you've explained it I can see your intent as well.
>>31037930Oh hey, I just remembered a fun thingBoth Gwyn and Satsuki have four elite henchmen with animal motiffs
>>31040312It's the whole 四天王 thing, japs have a hardon for elite fours
Does that make us Smough?
>>31040361>artorias=uzu>cirian=nonon>gough=inu(because they do jack shit except ONE BIG IMPORTANT THING)>gama=ornstein(protectin' their ladiesyeah I guess we're smough
>>31040387I'd say Gough=Gama, just because they're SO FUCKING HUGE
>>31040312At least the four devas got to stay with her.Gough, Ciaran and Artorias had to go to Oolacile, Gwyn went to light the fire with his knights and Ornstein was forced to stay in Anal Rodeo to guard an illusion with a cannibalistic asshole that have no regret finishing Ornstein while he's still alive. Ornstein move his hands a bit before Smough smash him if you defeat Orns first.Meanwhile one of his friend is being corrupted by the abyss, Gwyn is burning and the two others are just gone.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXkzpRVjFbE>>31040361Anaru isn't an asshole.
>>31040387Smough and Gwyn confirmed for best pairing
Hey OP did Tattun reply?
>>31040412AND THENOrnstein is resurrected by those blue knight faggots in DS II and forced to guard their leaderbeing Ornstein is suffering
>>31040433oh god what if Tattun replies in the nine weeks OP doesn't have internet
>>31040387Nah dude we're Sif
>>31040434Still mad about not getting Dragonslayer armor in DkS2Hope they have an expansion pack planned
>>31040433Apparently Tattun is kill.>>31040450DON'T EVEN SUGGEST THAT
>>31040434>Implying it's really himSome faggot just found a replica of his armor and his ring.
>>31040450Then we'll use the sacred pidgeons to deliver the message.
>>31040434>He's also corrupted by the abyss>>31040471I think It's him honestly. He uses the exact same moves, even the butt blast.Even if It's not him, he still had a hard life.
>>31040471Come on dude, he did some of the same attacks, instead of lightning he had dark, and there's hints about the blue knights using resurrection spells.
>>31040356Four Heaven(ly) Kings
>>31040460>Hope they have an expansion pack plannedOrnstein of the Old Kingdom
>>31040461WHAT DO YOU MEAN TATTUN IS KILL ;_;
As always, if you're new or need these:All previous threads archived:http://pastebin.com/b6XxyU38Most based two star voicefag's collected works:http://pastebin.com/3C64SKGKA gallery containing summary images of threads as well as art of the character from various based drawfags:http://imgur.com/a/cfxcDAccompanying music suggestions from musicfag and various anons compiled sloppily:http://pastebin.com/JgjJNsvY
>>31040492>>31040489>he did some of the same attacksAnd you did too when you got his spear. Means absolutely nothing.
>>31040529>@Incenetum The staff at the studio, including myself is just waaaay too busy right now. It might be interesting when things calm down here.They're looking for the animator slacking off at 4chan to make a mock Newtype magazine.
>>31040556Adding to this.1. If Resurrection does work, why bring back Ornstein and not, say, fucking Gwyn ?2. If there is any way to bring people back to life, why isn't the blue covenant filled to the brim with resurrected heroes of old ?
>>31040556Okay but what about the way of the blue researching into bringing people back to life and having a legendary dead knight from thousands of years ago with decayed and old armor and ring?
>>31040565Drawfag is the animator, seriously his art looks so much like the original artstyle it's scary.
>>31040620>1. If Resurrection does work, why bring back Ornstein and not, say, fucking Gwyn ?Gwyn was killed who knows where. I don't think you can just go to Kiln like this
>>31040620>1. If Resurrection does work, why bring back Ornstein and not, say, fucking Gwyn ?Gwyn was old as fuck and passed his prime thousands of years ago and now thousands of years later I'm sure he's even worse than when we fought him>2. If there is any way to bring people back to life, why isn't the blue covenant filled to the brim with resurrected heroes of oldWe don't know if it is or not, they could all be out finding the guilty and traveling around
>>31040565T-thank you, anon. Drawfag was the artist, Votecount-fag was the one who vectored the sketch at my request, and I was the one who did all the work on the cover itself (headlines, title, etc). I think we make a pretty good team.
>>31040687so when are you guys gonna fuck?
>>31040687>inb4 we form a crack team of animators and artists to make a spinoff series with Anaru
>>31040746Sure, why not
>>31040746>You all get sued by trigger.Nofunalllowed.jpg
>>31040677>Gwyn was killed who knows where. I don't think you can just go to Kiln like thisI doubt you can walk into Anor Londo that easily either. And besides, both their souls are in the Kiln anyway because the CU stole them.>>31040681>Gwyn was old as fuck and passed his prime thousands of years ago and now thousands of years later I'm sure he's even worse than when we fought himIf we assume Resurrection uses the soul to bring people to their state prior death, Gwyn would still be OP as fuck.Also what about Ciaran, Artorias, Gough, the gods...>We don't know if it is or not, they could all be out finding the guilty and traveling aroundLack of information in itself is not a proof.
>>31040789>You all get recruited by trigger.Fixed that.
>>31040746LET'S FUND IT BOYS
>>31040794>Lack of information in itself is not a proof.Oh I never said it was 100% true, but I like to hold it as head canon, and besides, when has FROM ever made some 100% true and not ambiguous?
>>31040853Never, that's why I try to never assume things. Even if they're rad as all fuck.
>>31040746>mfw you fuckers make me voice all the characters>ALL OF THEM
>>31040882Doo eeet!
>>31040794>DaSII Ornstein is just an alternate CU from DaSI who went mad at some point and started thinking he was Ornstein because he had his soul>yfw he managed to get the plume even thought you couldn't when you used Ornstein's armor
>>31040882>Implying we wouldn't force you to make every single sound. >Including effects and music.
>>31040620>2. If there is any way to bring people back to life, why isn't the blue covenant filled to the brim with resurrected heroes of old ?Well there's also all the old giant knights that occupy Heide's tower that say there armor is incredibly old and wielded from a warrior from a time so ancient that there's no records of them existing.
>>31040937>>31040882>Satsuki's sex scenes.
>>31040882>>31040962IT WILL BE GLORIOUS
>>31040962I'm now imagining something along the lines of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcVkjejnOok
>>31040882YES. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.>>31040829Check your Steam, you classy motherfucker.
>>31040882>>31040937>>31040962
>>31041021This is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in all my life
>>31041006>MOANhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1fb04CvVdCi
can one picture not exist anywhere in the same board twice at once? im trying to post a picture but it wont let me
>>31041021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cyx6nWdFas
>>31041021
>>31041147Put some pixels in it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IyXz5B04XF>>31041147Open it in paint and change a pixel.
>>31041047Gonna take a nap but I will later. Thank you.Also, I have an appointment so I won't be back for a little. I need to get fucking oral surgery because one side of my jaw is longer than the other, but first they need to give me fucking braces to move my teeth into place for surgery or some shit. Kind of sucks, but it's a necessary evil.
>>31040794They wouldn't have access to Gwyn, Nito, the witch, or Seath's souls because several bosses already had them.Ornstein was probably just the only one the sentinels could get their hands on, with the others being inherited by something that they couldn't find/kill, lost in some random ditch, or just dissipated to the point of uselessness.
>>31041158every fucking time I swear I can't help it but cracking up when tidus laughs
>>31041176>>31041179but what if its a gif
>>31041242No idea.
>>31041212I don't get why. Ornstein soul's is either dissipated, lost in the klin or turned into a spear. A dude finding the armor and learning the legend is way more plausible to me.
>>31041242ohohohoho
>>31041158Basically my reaction is >>31041232This is magical
>Use phoenix form on Nui>Both vanish but Nui reappears seconds after>Later we replace Junketsu as Satsuki's Kamui or posess it>Ryuko mad as fuck because Nui didnt take Isshin out, but also her closest family figure by that time again
>>31040829
>>31041265It could be man, but is Dark Souls 1 they say that Gwynevere ran away from Anor Londo with her husband, Flan, the god of flame. There's also a huge ass tower of flame. And the architecture is extremely similar to anor londo. And the knight appointed to guard gwynevere is there.
>>31041305
>>31041305You're going to fucking kill me.
>>31041305Nice
>>31041305>Senketsu just look at you>Not even focused on the fight>Just stare at you throught your monitor
>>31041305Love it, though I think Ryuuko has a bit of a manface there
>>31041349>Ryuko's right leg isn't even attached to her.
>>31041265I'd agree if he didn't use the buttslam. How could an imitator learn about that, crude scribbles from a traumatized CU?
>>31041305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcOpyM9cBg
>>31041380Yes. You don't think that's how all we know about the old kingdom was preserved from in the fi-->>31041305Later, am kill.
>>31041380>He didn't move for a while>And then he>He...>HE SLAMMED ME WITH HIS BUTT AND IT PRODUCED AN ELECTRIC SHOCKWAVE>Reader's face when
>>31041305I can't even. Jesus man.
>>31041322That's plausible. But the complete lack of reference to both those GODS is weird.Maybe that kingdom really was theirs and it just crumbled long ago with them ? And Ornstein is either the original but corrupted or his successor ?But then why would the dragon rider be here ? Vendrik's kingdom can't be that old.God dammit from>>31041380>Implying Ornstein isn't known as the buttknight
>>31041469>But then why would the dragon rider be here ? Vendrik's kingdom can't be that old.It's implied that Heide's could have been it's own kingdom, and after the ocean completely rekt it's shit, Vendrick could of thought "oh fucking sweet some more building's to occupy/oh shit what if an enemy kingdom tried to flank us through heide's? fuck that shit" and sent some niggas to guard it
>>31041469>buttknightDo you mean, he's got a big butt?
>>31041469Also, I find it interesting that Ornstein doesn't use lightning anymore, which fucks dragons real hard, and only a few blocks down is some one who is trained to ride dragons.
>>31041501The problem with that theory is that the Rider's arena was obviously built with his fighting style in mind. So he was probably stationed there before it all sunk.The really old armors of the knights are weird too. Either time is really distorted or Vendrick is really cutting down on quality.>>31041516He's got the biggest butt, that's why he likes to shove it in everyone's face.>>31041521Me too. That's why I kinda doubt it's him actually.
>>31041521I was disappointed that you never fight a dragonrider that actually rides a dragon.
>>31041612Same, and all the dragon fights were mediocre. That's what kind of ruined DS II for me. >HOLY SHIT HEY EVERYONE FROM HERE GET HYPED THIS NEW KINGDOM HAS DRAGONS>there's a guardian dragon that flies around and you hit his feet til he dies>then there's three more of him>and then an ancient dragon that's just a bigger version of the guardian dragon
>>31039058Tune: Before my body is dryBolts of crimson and bolts of green clash again and again, setting the arena ablaze. The intense friction and power behind every blow resonates in the air, and it's not long before this energy reaches those in the bleachers far below. To your left, Mako stares up in awe at her frazzled, electrified hair. She pokes and prods the spiky new hairpiece and giggles uncontrollably. Ryuuko and Uzu clash once more before separating, both panting rather heavily. She leans on her Scissor blade, looking down at Senketsu and muttering something. You're not a master lip reader, but it's not necessary. You know she's got something up her sleeve. "Here I come, MATOI!" The two of them charge, and your heart is pounding. One way or another, this is going to end right here! Uzu swings right into her side and Ryuuko coughs up spit, dazed by the blow. Your nails dig into your hand and your fear spikes. You were expecting her to dodge that attack! "It's over," Uzu sighs, still swinging Ryuuko away as he does. Senketsu's eye narrows, and suddenly, Ryuuko smiles. Sliding down the length of the blade, she falls right into his striking range. She smiles at him through his helmet, and Uzu gasps.You blink. Did she just...?The Scissor blade returns to her side, and that pose...that pose is-!Iaido."SCISSOR BLADE: DECAPITATION MODE!" "NANI?!"Her form is sloppy. The attack is much slower than your own would've been. But it works. Uzu is bathed in a pillar of light as Ryuuko cuts him down to size, rending his uniform apart with a single devastating blow. Ryuuko falls to her hands and knees, gasping for breath and coughing up some more. Uzu, meanwhile, is lying on the ground and surrounded by fragments of his precious MKII."Did I...lose?" Bakuzan is driven into the floor once again, and the horn blares. "Matoi, this battle is yours! You may rest in preparation for the next."
>>31041641They're not dragons actually, they're Giants
>>31041641Don't even mention that fucking Ancient Dragon, man. At least I had some fun with the Guardian, since it jumped to the sides of the cage and shit. But fuck that Ancient Disappointment.
3-hour split in-between posts. That has to be a goddamn record. I am so sorry, guys.
>>31041659>Iaido.
>>31041674How could they fuck up so hard after making Kalameet I'll never understand.
>>31041659>No BAKANA9/10
>>31041659>IaidoUzu fell for the same trick that we used on him when we were a two star.Poor Uzu
>>31041593>He got that butt after absorbing Smough's powerTruly a curse.
>>31041659>Iaido.Isn't it Iaito?
>>31041722>ryuko learns moves and tricks from her aniki when she knows he's watchinghow can one imouto be so cute and so based
>>31041719I've already abused the hell out of that one though, haha>>31041731Iaido is the technique. Iaito is a practice sword and a weapon in DS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeClqRGqkA
>mfw finding the great club and upgrading it to 10+Large club ain't got fucking shit on the great club
Halberd best weaponfu, other weaponsluts do not apply.
>>31041846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4
>>31041659As an Uzufag I can approve of this conclusion. Uzu's clearly much more skilled than Ryuuko is here, and his senses allow him to accurately land each of his hits. In the end Ryuuko had to do a sacrificial attack to pull out the win, rather than outright besting Uzu in combat.10/10 OP, good stuff. Like the Saiyan's, Uzu will only grow stronger from this experience.
>>31041896>Like the Saiyan's, Uzu will only grow stronger from this experience.Well he IS a monkey
>>31041846Afro pls go back to making more videos so i can laugh more
>>31041659>Uzu not jobbingThis pleases me, well done OP
>>31041944I wish I could make videos like Afro.
>>31041659Even if I only deliver once today, I'd want it to be this.[Electric Soundfagging Intensifies]http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eInEuGwDcY
>>31041985I wish people stopped copying every single set he uses ad nauseamGiantdad stops being funny after the first 100 times you see people use it
>>31042039I'll agree, but considering how many great weapons there are in DS II I don't see something like Giantdad happening again
How many dead?
>>31042060Only OP so far.
>>31042039I still use my GiantDad for fun sometimes. I agree it's over used though.
>>31042085OP is a small stick!
>>31041659Thanks, OP! Last one before I get ready to go to work.Hopefully this thread will be here later tonight. I don't get back until 11:30ish CST
>>31042140
>2014>thinking shit ain't gettin' real in a minuteI have a bone to pick with you
>>31042140Can we get married?
>>31042140Seriously, you're fucking amazing
>>31042175George_Costanza_200_Years_Later.vtf
>>31042140If I don't get back before you leave OP, I just wanted to thank you for how much fucking fun this has been. I only just started reading recently and caught up yesterday. It's been a blast getting to read this thing and I can't wait until you get back.
>>31042175>op saves your skellie costanza pic
>>31042140>>31042175I'm kill. This is too much.
>>31042140AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!It's cool! Thanks for delivering again, man, and have a good night!
>>31042175WelpEveryone post skeletons
>>31042140Holy shit dudeI'm getting BTFO here
>>31042239
>>31042239ITT we post skeletons while waiting for OPNo John, you are the faggot.
>>31042192I'll probably be up late tonight, so no worries.
>>31042264>>31042239>>31042268
>>31042268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBqjBmz4LNQ
>>31042300
>>31042291Hell yeah motherfucker
>>31042330
>>31042302https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlHdPlHK_s
I'll get back to this, I guess
>>31042325
>>31042239>>31042264>>31042268>>31042300>>31042325
This thread has gotten too spooky
>>31042405>>31042400
>>31041691I hope you are, OP.I went to sleep not knowing the conclusion of that fight between us an Ryuuko.Glad I'm awake to catch this one, though. Ended up skipping out on classes for the day because I was so damn tired, though. Remind me never to do that again.
>>31042405
At this rate we'll never get to the bad-touch cage.
>>31042449Anon...
>>31042400This counts as a skeleton, right?
>>31042515Yes, stupid sexy_ skeleton
>>31042515Awful lot of flesh for a skeleton, though. I'll let it slide.
>>31041659Tune: Light your heart upYou run up to the devastated arena to offer Ryuuko your congratulations, and of course, Mako isn't far behind. "RYUUUUKO-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" You're a good guy, and not a half-bad aniki, either. So you do the right thing and take the hit for Ryuuko, who is clearly way too tired for this shit right now. You casually step out in front of your nee-chan and Mako tackles you to the ground, hugging you and shaking you and bruising you pretty good before discovering that you aren't Ryuuko. "Eh? Oh, Ondori-san!" "Anaru's fine, Mako. Just Anaru." "Hm! Sorry! I'm just so excited, Ryuuko-chan won another match!" You get up and pat your knees, smiling. "Two down, three to go." You turn your head to Ryuuko, who's looking pretty damn sleepy. "You alright there, nee-chan?"Your voice echoes throughout the entire area, for some reason. Good acoustics? Whatever, nobody seems to be paying you three too much attention. "Yeah, I guess. I'm beat. Mako, let's go get some food, ah? You should come eat with us, aniki." "Sure, I'm down." "NO! He can't!" Mako cries, crossing her arms. Crossing her arms above her head.HAAAAAALLELUJAH!"Anaru-senpai can't eat with us, Ryuuko-chan! He's very very busy, I know it! We've both seen him, Ryuuko-chan! He's a big huge delinquent, despite being a member of the legendary Student Council! We need to let him and Satsuki-sama have their time alone, Ryuuko-chaaaaaaaaan!" Your jaw drops to the floor, all the way down. High up on her perch, Satsuki's eyes glow ominously."S-stop kidding around, Mako!" You pull your jaw back up and try to push Mako out of her magical spotlight, but she runs back with you holding on. "I can't! I can never ever ever ever kid around, because this is important! Super super important! When a boy and a girl kiss, they need to spend time together! HMMMMM!" Mako completes her speech with a flourish, and your jaw drops back down.Like everyone else's. "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
>>31042672
>>31042672I fucking knew itIt was a time bomb
>>31042672HOWGAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S ALL OVER
>>31042672MAKO I SWEAR TO GODEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>31042672Oh shit.Was it Hakodate?
Brb jumping off the nearest bridge.
>>31042672OHHOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!?
>>31042729Yep, tennis club
>>31042729They overheard us through the door when we were talking to Hakodate about it, but they didn't bring it up
>>31042672Oh my God.OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>31042672MAKO WHY?
>>31042729>"We've both seen him!"They saw it all.I FUCKING CALLED IT IN ANOTHER THREADNOBODY LISTENEDAND THERE YOU GOYOU HAD ONE JOB
>>31042672Better do this now before Satsuki gets to us.
>>31042672GAMAHAKODATEWHICH ONE OF YOUDID THIS SHIT
>>31042741>mfw I thought that's what happened but I thought nothing of it since OP never hinted at it
>>31042672MAKO YOU LITTLE FUCK.WE'RE HUNGRY, LET US EAT.
>>31042773You played right into his ruse
Both sisters are probably mad at us nowWe go full Kamina soon anyway>all them little sis and aneki exchanges
>>31042672> High up on her perch, Satsuki's eyes glow ominously.If only my version of Light your heart up had a record scratch. Jesus Christ.
>>31042672We got Halleluja'd...In front of our pompadadIn front of the whole academyAnd in front of Nui maybe?
>>31042672NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooNow, to restore Satsuki-sama's honor, we must commit sudoku.
>>31042672WelpThe only correct course of action is to calm her down and say that we spent time together with her recentlyYep
>>31042818Oh god. Oh god she's watchingOh god she KNOWS.We're gonna be going full Phoenix soon m8s
>>31042835it is the only way
>>31042845We're fuckin' dead, ain't we m8.
>>31042840>"That's right, I've slept with her twice">Moment of pause>"In the same bed"
Deny nothing. Embrace everything.
>>31042869>a single cheering whistle is heard>everyone looks at pompadad>he's just as surprised as anyone>it was actually Ragyo
>>31042895Question is, will Satsuki do the same?She could afford to have it revealed to the Devas, her closest friends and allies, but to the entire fucking school and town?
>>31042907>inb4 OP confirms it
>>31042672Tune: 昼裸lilL"Eh? Hoooh, Anaru-senpai! There's a microphone at your feet!" "YEAH, I REALIZED!" You shout, facepalming so hard that you fall backwards. The crowd is losing their MINDS. Genryu's pompabeard, no longer fully erect, has gone flaccid and hangs loosely below his chin. The babes are giggling uncontrollably. Nonon snapped her baton in half.Gamagoori is staring at Mako through splayed fingers, groaning. Uzu is still laying on the ground. Far up above on her perch, Satsuki's hand is shaking as she struggles to maintain her grip on the teacup. What are you going to do?![ ] DAMAGE CONTROL![ ] Back away slowly.
>>31042927[x] Back away slowly.damage control will only make it worse
>>31042927>Uzu is still laying on the ground.
>>31042927>Uzu is still laying on the groundLove it.>[X] DAMAGE CONTROLI mean we're gonna die anyway.TODAY IS THE DAY WE JOIN OUR HEROES.
>>31042917On one hand denying it would be pretty low of herOn the other we'd understand and she has a good reason to do itFuck you Mako
>>31042927SHE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
>>31042927[x] DAMAGE CONTROL!>>31042945THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOING TO DO IT
>It's been 9 weeks>You check TG out of habit>See a KLK thread, get reminded of the CYOA>It's just talk and discussion about the upcoming ova probably>Suddenly you see a post with spoilers>Put your mouse over it>Tune : Ambiguous
>>31042927[X] Back away slowly.
>>31042927[x]Full Damage Control.
>>31042927>[ ] Back away slowly.
>>31042927There is no good choice here........We're totally boned regardless of what happens......>[ ] DAMAGE CONTROL!It's been a pleasure serving with ye gentlemen
>>31042927>[ ] Back away slowly.Time to do the smart thing
>We've both seen himwhat the hell does this even mean?was mako hiding beneath the council room sofa when we did that?and holy fuck we better give hakodate the spanking of her life for this shit if it was her.
>>31042927>[x] DAMAGE CONTROL!FUCK IT. SNATCH VICTORY FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT.(Also, Satsuki makes us crazy-suicidal levels of reckless.)>>31042991They were listening outside the door.
>>31042927[x] Damage controlTime for Anaru to try his very first Hallelujah? Maximum overbackpedaling?
>>31042927>[X] DAMAGE CONTROL!I want this to go as poorly as possible.
>>31042927>[ ] DAMAGE CONTROL!WE DO NOT BACK DOWN
>>31042927>[ ] DAMAGE CONTROL!
>>31042927[ ] DAMAGE CONTROL!The only correct option!
>>31042927>[ ] Back away slowly.I dont think there's ever been a time when Anaru hasn't been more fucked
>>31042927>[x] RUN WITH IT.FUCK IT, TOO LATE. A MAN CAN'T BACK DOWN, LEST HE LOSE HIS WAY.
>>31042927>[ ] Back away slowly.>Gamagoori is staring at Mako through splayed fingers, groaning.YOU FUCK GAMAWE KEPT YOUR SHIT SECRETWHAT THE FUCK MANTHAT'S FUCKED
>>31043007DENY NOTHING.EMBRACE.EVERYTHING.
>>31042958>>31042968>>31042980>>31042986>>31043005>>31043006>>31043007>>31043010>>31043011>>31043018It's too late
>>31042927>[X] DAMAGE CONTROL!
>>31042927Why is Pompadad not proud as fuck for getting that girl?[x] Back away slowly
>>31043039
>>31042927Inu where are you Inu you better have intercepted that shit before it reached the TVs goddamn INU THIS IS YOUR JOB>[x] DAMAGE CONTROL!
>>31042927>DO SOMETHING STUPID>Or just back offWas that even a choice?
>>31043035This.
>>31042927>>31042927BACK AWAY! BACK AWAY!
>>31043039http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM
why would you do this anons
>>31043078Why am I cracking up?
>>31043074>>31043039IT'S TOO LATE ANON.IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93YbvXa4Bhk
>this was all a part of OP's keikau
>>31042927>[X] Damage Control...My first, and possibly one of my last, votes for this CYOA...Why did I have to get into it so late?
>>31043039>>31042927
Now it will never happen
>>31043154You wishNOW EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN
>>31043130>OP was secretly Tzeentch the whole time
So everyone. How'd you like this CYOA? I had a lot of fun. It sucks that it ended like this, but what can you do. Sometimes you make bad choices.
NoStopYou're too lateI surrenderDon't believe me?It's all in the numbersNumber One: That's terrorNumber Two: That's terror
>>31043177
>Try to damage control>Before we can speak a word Nui come out of nowhere and "I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR FATHER">Everyone forget about what Mako said>yfw saved by Nui
>>31043189>Implying it's over
>>31043189It's really fun to read.It's about time we got a bad choice. If i were DM i'd set like 2 good and 2 bad options and act upon them, but luckily i have the creativity of a pineapple.
>>31043189We all know OP planned for this.Dude's like Tzeentch or some shit.He never wanted us to succeed, man.
RIP in reeces pieces anaruyou were a true patiorta real heroand a real human bean
>>31043177>Satsuki can't even begin to come up with a way to salvage this>brain shuts down and defaults to her single role model>jumps down the arena and starts molesting us
>>31043189We had a good run, but I'm glad we got some nice art out of it
>>31043189Committing sudoku upon Satsuki-sama's bakuzan is never a bad choice
>>31043258
>yfw Ragyo visits>"You think you'd have a relationship with my daughter without my knowledge?"[Bad german intensifies]
we did itOP warned us
>>31043284>filenameHah, I remember that.
I take my eyes off the thread for five minutes, and what is this.
No, there's hope! I still believe.We can't end like this.
>>31043289>"You think you'd have a relationship with my daughter without me?"FTFY
>>31043289What's scarier?Ragyo not okay with this, or Ragyo okay with this?
>>31042927>[x]Back away slowly.Also, now Nui knows that we're somewhat involved with both Ryuko and Satsuki. There's no way were avoiding her before, but she might actively come for us now.
>>31042927>[X] DAMAGE CONTROL!>[X]SUDOKUMUST REGAIN HONOR
>>31042927Tune: 昼裸lilLYou take a deep breath, and reach for that microphone. "STUDENTS OF HONNOUJI ACADEMY! SPECTATORS! CONTESTANTS! LEND ME YOUR EARS!" In the background, Mako gazes at you with sparkles in her eyes as you get your very own spotlight and HAAAAALELUJAH!"Listen carefully. If what my friend Mankanshoku Mako says is indeed true, then surely..."Ryuuko yawns, blinking slowly. "Surely," you continue, "she could withstand a test of affection! If there was such a ridiculous and illicit relationship going on behind the scenes, then not even our Lady could stand up to such a test! Have faith! Believe in your leader, not in this silly and utterly round girl behind me!" Satsuki breathes a sigh of relief, lifting the cup to her lips. "BEHOLD!" You shout, ripping your new top off and baring your chest to the world. Blood fires out of Satsuki's nose and straight into the cup. "O-OJOU-SAMA!" Soroi cries out, taking a step towards her with worry in his eyes. "EEEEEEHHHHH?! Satsuki-sama got a nosebleed!" Mako cries. The crowd screams with her, a blend of anguish, fear, and laughter at your expense. "B-bakana," you mutter, staring up at her in shock. Soroi wipes her nose swiftly and replaces her cup, stepping away with a bow. Satsuki sighs and brings the cup to her lips once more."Th-that didn't count!" You cry, reaching for the hem of your pants. "S-Satsuki-sama just has allergies. The true test begins now!" "BEHOLD!" And you rip off your new pants, throwing them into the wind. Blood rockets out of both nostrils this time, her teacup shaking with the sheer force of it. "OJOU-SAMA!" "ONDORI! ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF SALVAGING THIS SITUATION?!" Gamagoori cries, genuinely panicked. You sigh, descending from the arena in shame. The crowd is still busting up with laughter and shock, even as you return to your seat and Soroi does his best to clean up the remnants of Satsuki's embarrassment.
>>31043330>yfw damage control turns out to be an inspirational speech about love being the greatest show of resolve
>>31043351Okay, of courseShe will pull the strings in the shadows so she gets hella mad from something we do, or she does to usyfw she makes us into a kamui after phoenix form
>>31043378FUCK
>>31043378Oh my fucking godIt's been a good run, guys.
>>31043384NOPEWE'RE GONNA DIE
>>31043378That went better than expected.
>>31043378
>>31043378If we weren't dead before, we are now
>>31043378DANG IT SATSUKI
>>31043378Ya did the best ya could, ya know?
THIS IS THE SOUNDTRACK OF A MAN WHO DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS UNIVERSE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dF-tFfwpQI>Anaru theme(s)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6CDOG5TjNwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdfhEy6TwqM>Anaru no Star/One star themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGQ4B8sVeug>Anaru Transformation themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-zreLMC3FI>Switching it up from Spirit to JUSTICE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNtzmOliIos>Pompadad themeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXXbtRLa_4whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWmRu_csHuwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDFBO41K-r4>Theme[s] for future Anaru/Satsuki momentswww.youtube.com/watch?v=GYNzDh86hswhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CAhROR6JLM>Theme for the showdown with Nuihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAMJXZnJoY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kYq1Fhet5w>Any extra Nui momentshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ZGUDB9CJo1/2
>>31043378...Well, this backfired spectacularly.>varying degrees of okay with this
>>31043378Jesus, Satsuki. Get control of yourself.
>>31043378I have no words
>>31043378This was the worst thing Anaru could have done at this time.Not even straight out admitting it would've been worse.Holy shit Nui really need to come out of nowhere and attract the attention to her.
>>31043378>"Th-that didn't count!" You cry, reaching for the hem of your pants. "S-Satsuki-sama just has allergies. The true test begins now!" >"BEHOLD!" And you rip off your new pants, throwing them into the wind. >Blood rockets out of both nostrils this time, her teacup shaking with the sheer force of it. FUCK
>>31043457She's deeply in love, anon. But not even a heart as shining and pure as hers can resist the temptation to TOUCH her love.
>>31043444>our personal theme the Night before the Rebellionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opm8R3HxrswFollowed by the first half of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E8wHTX5nac on the morning of the Rebellion>Satsuki is missing and the Deva's are Broken, COVERS are tearing everyone a new onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBsIeYYWX6o>Fall into the deepest pits of Despair Anaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79fIH5s5CI>Rekindled Hope takes flighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF9nucPq7g0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhV6jHbL26Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mWXLafGoNg>Theme for our one man war against REVOCSwww.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE>Satsuki FOUND! AKA the GIGA POMPADOUR BREAKER THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdo5ECj-AhQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mWXLafGoNg>Theme for Showdown in Nuitownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HawLBWXf9DIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXTHNiu5MVU>Eventual theme for when we crack it at Nui/Ragyo about Satsukiwww.youtube.com/watch?v=NDkZItq5m0c> 3 Star Uniform PHOENIX REGALIA! >From the flames of defeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l__jSgTAmQ> Regalia phoenix takes flight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ndaumP7zE>Cost of rebirthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLGSpyz_BmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3AJzEAzL70>Final Quest Outrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KqyPjiAUw Credits rolling with Satsuki in a flowing white dress Holding Anaru's comb >To be continued Outrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8of course these are entirely contextual and up to OP to decide!Thoughts? I'm going to miss the fuck out of you guys for the next 9 weeks 2/2
We're not gonna burn into ashes through Phoenix Regalia, but through embarassment
Why is everyone panicking. Satsuki is now as much in fault than us.
>>31043378Well, shit.
>>31043510Say that to her face fucker not online see what Bakuzans
What the fuck Satsuki?ARE YOU FEELING HORNY TODAY OR SOMETHING?!
> [x] Wake up, It was a dream, Mako made you hit your head onto a jagged rock
>>31043378we are officially going to get hanged by the balls at the hoonouji tower for this
>>31043522>Say that to her face fucker not online see what Bakuzans
>>31043510No, it's still our fault, because this was a really stupid plan.
>>31043378Seriously Satsuki, where is your resolve if you can be fazed as easily as that!?
>>31043535HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THIS IS GOING TO REACH RAGYO'S EARS REAL SOONFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>31043476Well we ain't exactly a smart bunch.I think Anaru does a good job reflecting that.
>>31043582>We're not gonna die a virgin>Thanks to RagyoNOTHIS IS NOT OKAY
You guys don't mind if I leave my Blumenkranz on?
>>31043499>See Music Anon uses my song suggestion for Final Quest OutroShit man that makes happy as fuck right now
>>31043582I'm certain she already knows. If nothing else, I simply guarantee that Nui does.
>>31043492I know. That's why I love her.>>31043535>>31043582Is she gonna purify us? How do you purify a boy?
>>31043582>Not only Nui, but Ragyo also decides to visit>our mere presence has changed fate, and we made COVERpocalypse happen earlierShit man
>>31043510We just made her look like a horny fool in front of the entire school.
Now we gotta go up to her and take whatever she's going to throw at us like a man, be it slaps, punches, swords, or kisses
>>31043582mind if i cut in?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>31043629>How do you purify a boy?Ever heard of /ss/?
>>31043570It's also our fault because of how hot we are
>>31043629B-butt stuff?D:
>>31043667>implying we're boyish enough for /ss/nigga we are a MAN.
>>31043582>This reaches Ragyo's ears.>One day Anaru is checking his phone when suddenly he gets a new message.>"Hello Ondori i am Kiryuin Ragyo, Satsuki's mom since you're her new boyfriend let me give you an advice: She doesn't like it when you tickle her belly but she makes a cute sound if you touch her...Pls no.
>>31043378I hope Nudist Beach is looking for applications.
So, what's the best form of suicide we can commit to remove the stain on Satsuki-sama's honor?We should either have her execute us with bakuzan, or we should leap from the pinnacle.Or maybe we can organize a firing squad with what's left of the Airsoft and Tennis clubs. Hakodate can administer the toothpick and blindfold.
>>31043674Well now we really are dead.Dragon-dildoed, at least.
>>31043712No one but Soichiro is MAN enough for Ragyo.Maybe Pompadad.
>>31043720Well, I see that our comedy routine was a great success. Thank you, Mako-san. And thank you, Satsuki-sama, for playing along graciously.
Pompadad must be rolling on the floor right now.Also, IMAGE LIMIT, TIME FOR NEW THREAD
>>31043723I think you mean life-fiber dildoed.>and assoftheOh god, even captcha sees it coming
Well, it's been a blast, guys.Work calls.
>>31043715>"So, Satsuki, how do you feel about threesomes?">"I-...">"Well that's great, cause your mom's visiting."
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>>31043771Good luck VoicefagYou'll be coming back to Ground Zero I fear
>>31043768Life-fiber Dragon dildo. Oh god.>Devioldi imbricatedI don't know what that is but I do not like the sound of it.
We are still gonna commit seppuku right ?
>>31043771Keep up the good work voicefag.
>>31043771Hopefully see you later voicefag.
>>31043378OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN I'M DYING THANK GOD I CAME BACK TO THIS
>>31043752quick thinkinggive them the ol' razzle dazzlemake it happen op
