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You are Risa Schrodinger and you are currently missing a solid 60% of your body. You pull a cony hand onto the rim of the small crater and pull yourself up. Muscle and flesh twisting and climbing around your bones like some sort of twisted vine. As your eye reforms you look over the devastation. A small impact crater steaming from the falling snow and with a perfect circle on the outer perimeter. Raging Ronny Regan seems to have made a satellite cannon system even though he was against space based weaponry. You look over the ash in your still clutched bony hand and sigh. “At least the sniper is down” You gurgle then narrow your new formed eyelids.

“Say, do you think this is how the yanks keep making those crop circles?” You ask. What? “Like, do you think they lower the output on the laser cannon and then fire it at crops?” Why would they do that? Why would the most powerful nation on earth use a laser cannon just to mess with farmers and crazy people? “Because they can. I'm pretty sure I am mostly right about this one.” You nod as your crystal formations return up your reforming arms and legs then extend over your body to make you decent.

You stretch your arms and feel your spine give a pleasant pop, followed by a stinging sensation as another bullet slams into your head. Your neck snaps back and you leap, adding inertia to the impact in order to go back into the crater. You rub at your head, swearing as you feel the annoying sting resonate through you. “What the bloody hell? What the actually bloody hell? I killed that sniper bloke right?” You ask. Right. The sniper the one with the like, legs? Did he have legs? “I don’t remember little people. So what, are they going to try and lure me out for another laser attack?”
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You think about their plan as you hide in the crater. The last laser cannon attack hurt, a lot really. Even throwing up your mirror and dampening field it still blasted away a lot of your flesh and muscle. However something still seems wrong. If they were going to laser you again, then why didn’t they shoot it at you while you were regenerating? That would have been a fine time to continue fire which means they are not trying to destroy you with just the laser cannon. You strike that idea from your mind. You give a few testing movements as your go juice slowly refills. Like a bladder. Yeah, that is a good descriptor. You feel your soul’s gojuice refilling slowly like bladder sweat in your pee stomach. “Gross, but informative.”

Suddenly you get a flash of insight. What if slowly draining you is their plan? That Cajun who smelled like poison could have bought you a drink or slipped his poison into your stuff to weaken you. The laser cannon obviously weakened you a little when you had to regrow your parts. Does that mean the whole point is to weaken you? That feels right, you think, but still doesn’t feel like all of it.

You sonido out of the hole and…

[] Go after the sniper, those bullets are really annoying.
[] Find your scrubby-butts. Make sure they are okay.
[] Chase down foreigners. Like hell you are dancing to their tune.
[] Other, please specify
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>This is a Bleach Quest
Ha. Hahaha.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

>>31087510
>[x] Chase down foreigners. Like hell you are dancing to their tune.
There's no way that sniper's not already dead. Unless there's another one now. fantastic...
>[x] Other, please specify
Does this place have cars? We could do that thing what the Hulk did and rip a couple car doors off some cars and use em as shields to deal with the annoying bullet plinking.

I'm also starting to get really paranoid about the bullets. Really paranoid. I'm thinking that they're stealing bits of our godrock crystal thing and sending it somewhere else. In that case, I almost want to just run away
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>>31087510
[x] Find your scrubby-butts. Make sure they are okay.

Reinforce, then attack
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>>31087778
Is that really the best idea? They just 60% killed us and the others don't got regen. Or multiple damage dampening abilities.
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>>31087807
Akira would be real fucking Dandy, for avoiding kill-sats, yes.

Did we bring Akira?
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>>31087916
Nope. He was being too creepy.
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>>31087916
No, we didn't.

We have the twins, their mom, Jager, Sin Fin, Zwitey, Ryoko, and Shiba(? that's the lesbo shinigami, yeah?)
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>>31087510
>[x] Find your scrubby-butts. Make sure they are okay.
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>>31087955
Ryoko would actually be really good for this. Jager might also since she has good armor, but Ryoko would go full SMASH on everything.

Twins would get rekt. Zwitey would get rekt. Shiba would also probably get rekt.
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>>31087510
>[x] Find your scrubby-butts. Make sure they are okay.

they're trying to draw aggro, throw a wrench into their plans
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>>31087510
Don't get our allies involved in this, they're fragile.
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>>31087510
>Chase down foreigners. Like hell you are dancing to their tune.

>>31088168
>>31087963
None of them hold a candle to our regenerative abilities.
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>>31088244
>None of them hold a candle to our regenerative abilities.
Except Ryoko
It's still a horrible idea to go get them
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Looks like scrubby butts has won more or less. Writing.
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You sonido out of there. The sniper bullets chasing after you like annoying flies, or some sort of tiny annoying stingy insect which only exists in nightmares because Mother Nature cannot be that cruel. “You mean bees? Those are a thing.” You say looking up. Do not exist!

You sonido into town, a trail of snow being kicked up in your wake. You follow the trail of your comrades and find them in a restaurant which reeks of cooking food. You go past the curtain and find a strange sight. Large metal grills sit in front of the seats of people and they are forced to cook their own food in this restaurant. “Wait, we have to pay them to allow us the privilege of cooking our food?” You demand at the small Asian woman manning the register.

“Ah! Are you with that other group?” She asks.

You blink as you sniff the air and follow the trail of Jager go juice into a large back room. The sounds of laughter and happiness can be heard from the curtained room. What is with them and curtains? Seriously. Anyway, you throw it aside and see your group eating and cooking on a large skillet? Is that the term? Grill? Whatever, a large metal cooking thing. “Quincy Crew. Hollows. Others. People I haven’t met and am instantly suspicious of.” You offer as greeting as you sit next to Jager.

“Oh, Risa. These people are traveling as well and we just sort of met up. The tables were mostly full and they invited us to eat together isn’t that-“ Jager stops looking at you wearing your strategically placed crystals which allow you to keep the demographic as shonen. “Where are your clothes?”

“There was a laser. Did you not see the laser? It hit me and burned most of me to pieces; some goopy parts were left. Still, I think inventory got out in time. I am still technically not an exhibitionist. So who are these lovely people?” You ask narrowing your gaze.
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“Let’s see, this is Nika and Tom Arnold. They are in the same hotel as us.” Jager indicates the ‘couple’ you saw at the front desk. The one who had the accent. “And the teenager drinking with Ryoko is, let’s see, you said your name is Raven?” She asks.

Sitting next to Ryoko, with messy black hair which covers one eye, several piercings, heavy make-up, and pale skin, is a girl probably around Ryoko’s age. “She doesn’t speak much Japanese.” Nika, well I guess Ника technically, explains. “But she is just such a nice girl we couldn’t leave her alone.” She smiles and you are reminded of, well, Mari in a way. But it seems scripted, and cold; or you are too used to the USSR being pure evil.

“Well, that’s fine, since I speak everything.” You say to get before turning to ‘Raven’.

“So,” You say in a font that indicates you are speaking English. “Is Raven your real name?” You ask.

The girl blinks at you once then puts down her alcohol, wiping at her black painted lips yet not smearing her makeup. The tart. “It’s what I chose my real name to be.” She replies. “Didn’t think any of you people spoke English.”

“I am the only one here who speaks proper English. You yanks butchered the language like she was your mum turning tricks for pennies on the corner.” You explain.

“Whatever. I don’t want to talk to some perverted chick who walks around in that sort of outfit in this weather.” She says and you scoff.
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>>31088746
Get shot by one space laser and suddenly you're a pervert.

Fucking yanks...
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ae?AE?!? AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Like you have any room to talk, gothula.” Nice.

“Risa. Play nice.” Jager squeezes your crystal legs and you grumble.

“So! Such interesting person! You must tell me about yourself Ms, um. Ms. Risa?” The Russian woman, who I may call Natasha, asks with a big smile.

[] “Doctor actually. Doctor Risa Schrodinger.” Play it cool, fish for info.
[] “Doctor actually. Doctor Risa Schrodinger, but you already knew that didn’t you?” Confront them. See where it goes.
[] “The Doctor. Just The Doctor.” Lie and escape.
[] Other, please specify
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((Sorry about that.))
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>>31089424
>[x] “Doctor actually. Doctor Risa Schrodinger.” Play it cool, fish for info.
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>>31089424
>[x] “Doctor actually. Doctor Risa Schrodinger.” Play it cool, fish for info.

what is your opinion on Ronald Reagan and the Star Wars defense plan?
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>>31089424
>[X] “Doctor actually. Doctor Risa Schrodinger.” Play it cool, fish for info
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>>31089424
>[x] “Doctor actually. Doctor Risa Schrodinger.” Play it cool, fish for info.
Total waste of time, we know it is.

Start playing with our food. On the plate, spell out "these people are evil and this isn't just the crazy talking." with some .... whatever it is they serve here. preferably something sticky so we can hold it at an angle and let Jager see it without showing the evil people.
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I bet Raven can do something neat. Squads like this wouldn't put up with someone like her unless she had some kind of bullshit.

We should eat her.
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>>31089424
>[X] Other

Sondo behind them all, take em out with a bala to the back of the head.
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“Doctor actually. Doctor Risa Schrodinger.” You say, throwing random food onto the grill.

“A doctor? A doctor of medicine?” Nika asks smiling while that Tom guy crosses his arms and lets his ‘wife’ do the talking.

“Of physics. Also time travel probably if they gave that sort of degree which, I have not checked the old stomping grounds lately, but is likely not a thing yet. They never read my letters. So, how long have you two been married for?” You ask pulling off some of the meat and eating it. Still raw.

“Ten years.” Tom answers promptly, his voice carrying a harsh sound to it.

“That’s right! My dahlink and I decided to treat ourselves to this town for our anniversary.” Nika explains.

“Ten years, huh? Wasn’t that during the Cold War? How did you two meet?” You ask.

“Oh, Tom was part of a group who worked behind the curtain. He and I just hit it off and got married in secret of course.” Nika answers and you get the feeling she knows this dance. Danced this dance before. Also, that pancake thing was mostly burnt flour.

“Well, there certainly have been so many foreigners around here lately. Was there a group deal?” You wonder.

“Well, with it looking like the world is ending, there is no reason to hold back. Right?” Nika asks, her tone still polite but with a slightly sinister edge to her voice which means she is either totally on to us, or is planning on inviting us back up with her and her husband to keep their marriage interesting. I think you just ate the soy sauce.

“Risa. Could it be you are bad at cooking?” Jager asks with an amused look.

“No. I am the best at cooking. Just, you know, not like cooking like other people. Also there are a staggering number of continuity errors about me because I keep molesting the time stream. Honestly it is amazing I am even here at all with all the insanity.” You explain, not mentioning that sometimes you have horrible flashes where Jager is actually a bear.
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“Here, I will cook you something. Let’s see, we go like this, right?” Jager wonders making the food perfectly.

Curse her domesticity. “Well, we must be going.” Nika says leaving money on the table, but not the burny part. “It was so lovely to be meeting you. I am sure we will see each other again very soon.”

After they leave you look to the others and explain what happened in between bites of food Jager and Mari cook for you Jesus Christ you may kidnap them and lock them up and force them to cook for you through all times. After you finish Sin-Fin glances to the side, then down, then side, other side, same side, up, then at you. She does not unlock big head mode. “What should we… do?” She asks as composed as ever.

Her and her troubling ellipses are right. We need a plan. We should:

[] Head for the high hills
[] Form a combat team, since they will likely track you down where ever.
[] Nothing, we are pretty good at reacting
[] Other, please specify
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>>31089976
>[] Form a combat team, since they will likely track you down where ever.

>Aggro team
Risa

>sneak up behind them and murder death kill them until they die from it team
Sin Fin


>[] Other, please specify
Jager,Mari, twincies and Bitey go home.Ryoko is their guard.
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>>31089976
"I figured I was just going to keep killing them until one of them is powerful enough to give a gloating monologue that reveals their multicultural hippy plan. You guys just... I don't know, do something."
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>>31089976
>[x] Form a combat team, since they will likely track you down where ever.
Kill em all.

Ryoko has regen, so she can do the throwdown side by side with Risa. Jager sorta has regen, but it requires her to drain energy from dudes. Risa could probably touch one of the spikes and donate some energy to fuel the regen should it be required.

Also, I want to eat Violet's face.
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>>31089976
Retrieve lamp, eat it for dessert.

Also ask Sin-Fin if all her voices are genuinely stumped in this instance?
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you'll get it down one day Sin Fin
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>>31090086
I'll second eating the lamp.
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So far it seems Risa and a small number of others.

Current party: Risa

Ones wanted: Ryoko Jager Sinfin.

Which do you want to join you and which ones do you want to not?
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>>31090613
Ryoko.

And eat the lamp
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>>31090613
Ryoko and Sin Fin
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>>31090613
Sin-Fin, but not acting directly.
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>>31090699
>>31090710
>>31090749
So it looks like we want all 3?
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>>31090911
IDK about Jager...
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>>31090613
Is Reginald here right now? because i feel like Clarice would be a huge help
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>>31091028
I'm not sure if I want to bring Tammy, but I'd like to get a look at em.
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>>31091060
Yeah, we haven't seen Poppy in a bit have we?
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>>31091006
I'm not too sure either. SinFin has me worried too, since she ain't all that sneaky.
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“Well, I was just going to kill enough of them until one of them gave a dramatic monologue about why they are doing what they are doing. I am not certain if I will do this before or after getting actual people clothing since, you know, that is certainly an issue. Quincies have this strange thing where they can’t help but look at me after all.” Actually that is just teenaged boys. “That makes me feel dirty.”

“So you are going to take them all on yourself? That’s just stupid.” Jager explains feeding you.

“Well, I am the only one with proper regen, aren’t I? They shot me with a laser cannon. From space. It burned away about 60% of me, but I assure you the remaining 40% was super pissed.” Not really. The other cells, spiritcells, whatever, thought it was hella fun.

Jager gives you a look, which you assume means she wants you to take her because she doesn’t want you getting hurt and you wither under that stare. “Fine. Let’s see, Ryoko, you have regen right?” You ask looking back at her.

“Huh? Uh, yeah, sure. I can regen like, like so much regen.” She explains finishing her pint and slamming it on the table.

“Also, Sin-Fin you are, what, super sneaky or something? You should sneak around and attack them from behind while we take direct fire, which is something I am not comfortable saying out loud while Jager is staring at me like I owe her something so I will not include that last part.” You say then frown. “I said that last part.”

“Yeah. Risa, why don’t you let me help you? I don’t want you to get hurt. We should just run, leave this mountain and go somewhere else.” Jager explains.

You shake your head as soon as she finishes. “No can do. Uncle Sam probably has ways of tracking me, and this whole county is America’s. Besides, I don’t want you to get hurt either, so you should just go to the apartment and make sure the scrubs are safe.”
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She seems to think on it for a moment then grumbles something. “Fine. But if you come back hurt I won’t care. You will just have to sit there and be injured and think about how I could have helped you.” She stands and the group leaves, making their way back to the hotel. Inn? Inn makes this sound like dungeons and dragons. “I want to be the wizard.” You say as Ryoko stands.

“So, sensei. Is that the formal wear for this event?” She asks with a lewd smirk on her face, her eyes trailing over your body.

“I can see your butt.” Sin-Fin says from next to you where she has moved.

She pokes your bum and you stand, afraid she has already been taken by lycanthropy. You see no wolf eyes, or the shimmering bloodlust which denotes Shiba’s kind, so you think you are safe. For now. “Still, I guess I should too, huh?” Ryoko asks moving towards the door.

She starts stipping once outside and swallows what looks like a mushroom. You are about to ask about it when you see her skin become tight around perfectly defined muscles. Steam rises off her body in the cold air and you think, in some far distance, you can hear the sound of strange chanting, or perhaps singing? It sounds like a staggering number of exceptionally burly men.

Sin-Fin looks between the two of you, then down to herself, and seems to think about it for a moment before nodding. “You will catch a… cold.” She clenches her fist.

“Come on, take it off and we can get shiba down here, ya know.” Ryoko explains and you see what look like colourful bruises forming along her body, all of them taking strange shapes like runes which I will not translate because I am still a bit bitter about that Viking invasion of England thing.

“Was a bit rude of them.” You agree when a round bounces off a wall and slams into your eye. “Fucking cunt!” You shout sonidoing up into the air and looking around.
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“Where are you cunting cunty cunt cunt.” You swear, your eye really hurting. “Who shoots an eye? You don’t shoot an eye, it just ain’t done.”

A round fires from the distance and you dash back, avoiding the round, but then one hits you from the back, sending you forward. More snipers. I hate snipers. Ryoko looks about ready to jump up when a sword with a long ribbon wraps around her ankle She goes into the snow and you see her get pulled back some distance. More of them? Really?

What do you do?
[] Kill the snipers, leave the swordy to Ryoko
[] Help Ryoko, we don’t think she can handle it.
[] Try and find something interesting with your nose
[] Other, please specify
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Rolled 87

>>31091306
>[x] Kill the snipers, leave the swordy to Ryoko
FUCKING CUNT SNIPERS HOLY SHIT
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>>31091306
>[x] Kill the snipers, leave the swordy to Ryoko
For a demigoddess, we're getting our bum kicked by these Yanks.
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>>31091306
>[x] Kill the snipers, leave the swordy to Ryoko

Everyone knows that the backbone of an X-COM force is their snipers. Take them out, and everything else is exponentially easier.
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>[X] Kill the snipers, leave the swordy to Ryoko

Shes got regen right? She'll be fine.

Lets nuke those snipers before they go for her too.
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>>31091306
>[x] Kill the snipers, leave the swordy to Ryoko

Ryoko do melee real good
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So snipers it is. I forgot to ask for it but 1d100, I will take the best of the first five and will count that 87 rolled up there.
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Rolled 85

>>31091584
murder power activate!
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Rolled 48

>>31091584
360 NOSCOPED WOOOOO
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Rolled 68

>>31091584
Coolio.
This is bad. We rolled 98 and still got space nuked last time.
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Rolled 66

>>31091584
Fukkin cunts they are
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>>31091683
But now you know they will space laser you if they can get space coordinates on you so you will not be space running up on them.
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>>31091792
Also this time we know that if there's a blue spotlight shining on us, it's not because we've suddenly been cast on a magic game show.
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>>31092008
we should just CERO them and then Sonido ASAP
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How would Risa interpret unlocking Copycat? Suddenly getting back the desire to eat things again, except it's more of a "well that would be really fuckin cool!" instead of a base drive?
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Rolled 5

>>31091792
Question! Next time the space laser sight lands on us could we counter with a space cero?
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>>31092107
Pandora would not be strong enough to even stop it and you are only in your first release at the moment.
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“Oi, monologue!” You shout sonidoing around and throwing up illusions to try and trick the snipers with mixed success. Yes? “Do I have, like, a bloody zoom function? I want to see these bastards.” You declare as you keep your dance up. Oh, uh. Maybe? “Good enough!” You say focusing on the origin of the bullets.

>87

You see a white flash against the white background and flip, because flips are cool. You snarl as you charge your body with energy, a hissing crackling violet light forming in your hands. You shout out “Pandora Cero!” Like a good battle protagonist and fire the crackling violet energy, the dimension damaging energy spiraling laughing over the snowy landscape. It collides with its target and you feel a sharp pain as another sniper round hits its mark.

You swear and spin back, quickly firing another round of cero energy. You puff up your chest proudly, still within the accepted standards of ethics, when a sharp pain shoots through the small of your back. The mountain is bloody full of the wankers! You sonido over, taking a few hits as you charge, and lose a few pieces of your crystal like outfit, though not enough to get this removed from shelves, and get close to the sniper. A black man! But the only country with black men is- “Oi! I killed you already you bastard!” You protest pointing at him. “You got lasered to death and-“ Your next word is cut short as the roar of a massive handgun explodes from the side of the mountain.

You are hit with 50 cal magic bullets and cover your face, trying to keep it out of your eyes again because really. You may have to go to the hospital for that. You don’t do well in hospitals. “I will cry!” You point out firing a cero into the man before you, his smile wide as he pushes a button. You spin and fire the other round at the other black man who is- “Triplets?” You ask as your cero energy atomizes him.
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However there is no time to think on it as a massive blue light forms around you. The snow at your base evaporates and you go wide eyed as you sonido and throw up a mirror and a dampening field. The blasé is as powerful as the last, ripping tiny holes in the dimensions just as your cero does, and it sends you flying back, swearing as you spiral end over end into- Oh! I just remembered!

“You just remembered what? What could possibly be so bloody important you interrupt my dramatic laser escape to mention?” You ask. We need to teach Jager backflips. Like, she sees us backflip and she looks super jealous. I am going to pen that in for the beach episode. “Wait what?” You ask, but there is no time to answer as another bullet slams into your side, catching your ribs at an awkward angle. You spin giving another bullet the perfect shot at your funny bone. You think you have a memory of their stench now, and the snipers seem to be the exact same pair who you just killed.
“Pencil it in monologue, then get ready, because this is going to be very annoying.” You say, your go juice swelling for a moment in your anger.

What do you do?
[] Ignore them and try to find a source.
[] This isn’t a bloody puzzle game. Kill them until they stop coming back! That was our funny bone! You may never tell a joke again!
[] Run away
[] Other, please specify
1d100 no matter your choice. Best of first five.
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Rolled 12

>>31092243
Steal someone's pants. Shove our minions into inventory. Grab our guitar and play a extremely loud mindrapey solo
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>>31092243
>[x] Ignore them and try to find a source.
Oh. It's a doppleganger. We're going to find that black man and eat him alive like a giant piece of fried chicken to honor his steryotypes.
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Rolled 87

>>31092243
Rolling for >>31092308

That's why the cheeky fucker was so happy about getting lasered. Didn't kill him at all. Cunty cunt sniper cunt.
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Rolled 30

>>31092243
>[x] Ignore them and try to find a source.

find the spawn point!
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Rolled 6

>>31092243
[X] Ignore them and try to find a source.
our love of puzzles demands that we solve this. History shows that we won't.
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Rolled 10

>>31092243
>[x] Ignore them and try to find a source.
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Rolled 63

>>31092243
>[x] Ignore them and try to find a source.
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Rolled 46

>>31092243
Use Gravity powers to throw all the snow into the air.

And then try and kill everyone at once through scent/go-juice.
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black people were invented by the CIA to destabilize the Crack market.

Reagan you evil twisted genius
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“Right. I’ll do you for that.” You say, confident in your ability to do him for that.

You extend your senses, moving to avoid the bullets when you can, and getting hit more than you would like. The laser kept mucking up the energy patters, but you take a deep sniff of the air and let your natural predator instincts take over.

>87. Is that our bloody lucky number then?

You find it, a small trace of energy which you normally would not even bother with, but that right bastard gave your plenty of chances to get a good wiff of him. You dive into the snow and fire our ceros at the ground. Your reality twisting energies break over a cave under the ice, giving you a hole to slip into. You land on the ground, your metallic crystals making an echoing grind as they hit the solid ice.

In front of you is an old man. His eyes milky white with blindness and his body wracked with many old wounds. “Hello there old timer.” You say walking forward, your go juice leaking out and creating echoing laughs as you stride to him. “Got a second for a lass?”

“You.” He mumbles, his voice hoarse, like he has spent the last few decades screaming in agony. “Going to kill me then? Kill an old man trying to do the right thing?” He wonders.

“I have killed for less.” You reply.

“No chance of parlay then, is there?” He wonders.

Those bullets hurt.

[] I am going to devour you
[] Fraid not. Kill
[] Talk to him. It’s not like he has a team of deadly assassins laying traps all around for you.
[] Other, please specify
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Rolled 28

>>31092623
Keep him! We need infinite mooks to train our scrubs off of and he counts
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>>31092623
>[x] I am going to devour you

you've already used my goodwill
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Rolled 59

>>31092623
>[x] I am going to devour you
I want doppleganger powers.
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Rolled 1

>>31092623
>[x] I am going to devour you
like a piece of delicious fried chicken
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Rolled 5

>>31092623
>[x] I am going to devour you
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>>31092623
Pick him up, and Sonido as far away from here as possible.

I wanna advance the plot and this seems the best way of doing it.
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>>31092737
SERIOUSLY?

....

Fatebreaker time.
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>>31092623
[X] Other, please specify
Insanity poison all up in his brainpan.
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Rolled 38

>>31092623
>[x] I am going to devour you
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>>31092764
Dude never asked for a roll.
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>>31092737
ok that's hilarious because not even a minute before that i rolled a hundred in another quest
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>>31092623
>Talk to him. It’s not like he has a team of deadly assassins laying traps all around for you.
But first, it's time he and us saw what became of Hueco Mundo. Then we'll see if he's more pliable.
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>>31092623
>[x] I am going to devour you
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>>31092623
"Given your policy of shoot first, ask questions never, and then kill yourself when you lose, you're not exactly giving me much reason to assume you have any intention of either surrendering or explaining yourself.

So why SHOULDN'T I eat you?"
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>>31092839
>>31092795
>>31092746
>>31092737
>>31092716
>>31092669
I have a hard time believing there's this many people active at once.
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>>31092623
I guarantee that if we talk to him, he's just going to nuke the location with space lasers as a final FUCK YOU
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>>31092865
Unless we take him where the satellite can't reach.

But yeah, this guy seems like he has an interesting story behind him, but it doesn't seem likely he has any intention of telling it and not being a dick.

Maybe we can tell him what a bummer he's being, as we're eating him or something.
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>>31092912
Hue Co is literally hell now. I'd rather not go there.
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Rolled 30

>>31092623
>[] I am going to devour you
We're not falling for this trap again. Just eat him.
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>>31092936
I'm pretty sure it'd take Lucifer a while to find us again.

It's not like he's just been hanging out there all this time, waiting for us to come back.
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>>31092623

grumble and mention 'honouring the code' then let him speak.
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“I am pretty sure if I eat you I can gain your powers.” You say. What? Being blind? Being black? “I’ve already got those powers. The doppelganger powers.” You explain. I don’t know if we are, like, compatible. ”Don’t know unless we try.” You reply. True.

You leap towards him, your jaw unhinging and filling with a garbage disposal lined meat grinder. You latch onto his head before he can scream and he starts getting pulped, like those chicken grinder things. He flails, but you hold onto him, sticky hot blood spilling out over the front of your body until your fair British skin is stained a deep crimson. The blood pooling around your feet is thick and sticky, though it seems to be slowly freezing. “Well? Did I get his gum drops?” You ask.

Doesn’t seem to fit. “Did you try wiggling it?” Yeah, and putting it in one way, taking it out, putting it in the other way, then putting it in the first way again. Still didn’t work. Maybe the projection power is too similar to a different one you have, you don’t have the ability to have it, or it just doesn’t work. Still, got some spxp out of it.

+5 spxp.

“He should have tried parlaying when I had my pirate hat on. Pirate code says I would have to deal with him.” They burned your pants. “They were sort of wankers.”

You leap out of the hole and find the area to be bullet free for now. Still, you can’t be too careful as you extend your senses and leave yourself open to attack. With no sniper fire incoming you dash over to Ryoko. What you find is a little strange.

Ryoko, raving mad and frothing with hate is covered in several cuts. They are healing, of course, but the fact has not killed her enemy with all the go juice she is letting out is a miracle in and of itself. The woman in front of her is wearing a Chinese dress and has short hair. In her hands are blades, like long kukri or strange chineseish machete’s, and along the blades are glowing symbols.
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Ryoko charges, the woman pulls out a small paper charm and ryoko freezes as small bolts of electricity cover her body, but the pause only lasts for a second. Still, in that second the woman streaks past Ryoko’s guard, slices into her stomach a few times, then nimbly jumps away.

Tao magic. “That’s a thing?” Probably. You see Ryoko seems to be having a time with this woman. Then again Sin-Fin is missing and sin-fin being gone does tend to make things happen.
“Think I could eat tao magic?” You ask. You a mind flayer? “No.” You answer. Then no, you probably cannot eat her knowledge unless she has a signature attack of some kind.

[] Help Ryoko
[] Find Short-Fin
[] Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five
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Rolled 43

>>31092999
>[x] Help Ryoko

just bala khukri bitch's legs off
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>>31092999
>[x] Help Ryoko
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Rolled 57

>>31092999
>[x] Find Short-Fin
>[x] Lazily help Ryoko by bala-ing the Chinawoman a couple times as we leave

I've got a theory that these people are ones that somehow got powers through us diddling reality too hard. If the black man's thing was too similar to us, the cajun had poison, and this chick has blade hands and electricity, I'm getting suspicious.
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Rolled 70

>>31092999
>[] Help Ryoko
Still doesn't hurt to try eating her.
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Rolled 20

>>31092999

Seconding this.
>>31093024
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Rolled 10

>>31092999
>[] Help Ryoko
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Helping Ryoko. Writing now.
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They might not be worth much, but there are a lot of these guys. After a few more, they'd net us a nice new skill.
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Wait a second. Crazy powers, extraordinary people from across the globe, crazy resources...
Are we fighting a modern day League of Extraordinary Gentlemen instead of X-COM?
Just trying to figure out the craziest answer, since it'll probably be the right one.
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You fire balas towards the chinawoman’s legs. She leaps over the blasts and lands on Ryoko’s shoulders. She slams her blades into Ryoko’s eyes making Ryoko let out a howl of rage. “Jumpy bugger, ain’t you.” You point out continuing to fire your balas at the woman. She dips and spins, as if she knows where your attacks are going to come from despite her stereotyped eyes. She throws one of her blades at you and you casually lean to the side, flicking your fingers to fire more balas at the woman, now being done challenged. As a thin silk ribbon materializes in the woman’s hands she pulls back, and you leap up in time to avoid the blade’s return.

The blade grazes your leg, butting through hard crystal and flesh and sending a small river of blood down onto the snowy ground. “Oh, it’s going to be that way, huh?” You ask, sonidoing next to Ryoko.

You start your rhythmic moves of Capoeira and leap into the air, delivering a spinning kick. The woman throws up small piece of paper which creates an annoying barrier between the two of you, but that is fine. One of your tails lashes out for her legs, and nearly catches her by the ankle. She back flips away from the tail and throws a knife from where did she hide that in her dress? You bite down on the knife, catching it between your teeth and noting it holds similar designs to the woman’s blades. You spit it out as Ryoko bulldozes through them. You see important goopy human parts gush as the knives go through, but she doesn’t waver.

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A large backhand sends up a field of snow in front of ryoko, the wind from her strike cause the Chinese woman to go flying back, right where you want her. Before she can hit the ground you perform a series of midair kicks, strong and swift like the cracking of a whip against her. She throws up one shield, but your sonido allows you to duck down below her and throw a kick on her other side before she can defend herself. A perfect hit to the side of her face and she goes crashing into the earth.

She staggers up, before Ryoko can get to her and rolls out of the way, throwing another Taoist charm in her way. Then she smiles as she looks around. You glance around the field and see in the four directions Taoist charms have been placed. She stabs into the ground and chants something, causing the charms to glow different colors with different animal spirits being manifested. They flow to her and she points an open palm at you, barks out a command, and fires a golden dragon form.

It roars as it gets close, you forming yoru own cero and firing it into the massive dragon while starting up your defensive measures. The energies collide, sending gold and violet light spilling over the landscape, accompanied by what sounds like a roar of divine fury and the laughter of the truly mad and depraved. The woman scowls, as you seem to be more or less matched.
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Until Ryoko stands up and punches that dragon right in the face. She lets out a roar as she continues to punch the beast, the energy mixing with her berserker rage and fueling it. The woman puts more energy into her blast until you see her make a strained face then cough and fall to her knees. The dragon wavers and detonates, much weaker than you suspect it would have been, but Ryoko is still thrown back. The woman hunches over, holding a hand to her mouth as she coughs heavily, then pulls away.

Blood, flecked with the tainted stench of mutating cancerous cells stain her hand as you approach. She looks up at you with small trickles of blood coming from the corners of her mouth, likely an effect of some disease by the smell, and then sighs. She pulls out a small locket from her dress and opens it. In it is a picture of a young girl smiling. “Good night, little sister. I love you.” She says in Chinese.

“Wait, you speak Chinese?” You ask looking up. Told you. Speak everything.

Seems the woman is sure she is going to die. She stares down at the picture in the locket, her breath coming in hissing wheezes.

What should we do?
[] Devour, she doesn’t look like she will talk.
[] Say something
[] Just kill
[] Other, please specify
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Rolled 42

>>31093488
>[] Devour, she doesn’t look like she will talk.
No reason not to take advantage of our new ability.
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>>31093488
>[] Devour, she doesn’t look like she will talk.
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>>31093488
>[x] Say something
Ask her who the boss is. If she doesn't answer instantly, then Devour. If she does answer, then thank her and Devour anyway.
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Rolled 99

>>31093488
Ask her why they're mad you're gonna kill satan for being an asshat. Shouldn't thye be happy the prince of lies is gonna die?
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>>31093488
>[x] Just kill
rotten meat

destroy the locket too. Don't want Ryoko having a moral crisis over orphans.
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>>31093488
>[x] Say something
so which of the many reasons to attack me have you guys chosen, and did you really have to do this during my vacation?
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>>31093488
We should eat her.
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>>31093520
>destroy the locket too. Don't want Ryoko having a moral crisis over orphans.
This. Though it's her sister, not her kid.
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>>31093488
>Say something
"I'd feel a lot less bad for you if you all didn't just come out of nowhere to try to murder me on my vacation."
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>>31093488
>[x] Say something
Probably should question somebody before the slaughter?
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So eating her and destroying her locket seems to be winning.

Do you want to be amuse yourself with cruelty and destroy her locket in front of her first or let her have her small comfort in death?
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Rolled 16

>>31093488
>[] Devour, she doesn’t look like she will talk.
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>>31093566
it depends on her answer
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>>31093566
Eh, I'd rather she die first before she can pull off some kind of trick.
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Rolled 1

>>31093566
1 = Before death
2 = After death
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>>31093566
Just eat her now. Hell, eat the locket too.
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>>31093566
Time for needless cruelty!
Why do I just know that this is gonna give her a last-second power boost...
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>>31093616
This.
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>>31093566
Nah. She hasn't even made enough of an impression on us to torment.

Also >>31093629

I wanna avoid that.
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>>31093566
Just eat her.
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>>31093566
taunt her. Its been ages since the last pointless cruelty.
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“So, while my erstwhile companion over there seems to be recovering from the shock of dragon punch, why are you lot trying to kill me?” You ask crouching down. “More so on my vacation! How could you kill a girl on her vacation? The hell I ever do to you?”

The woman remains silent as she looks stoically at her locket. You scratch your face and scoot in closer. “Come on then, it isn’t like telling me will change anything, will it?” You ask.

The woman continues looking down at the locket and you wonder if I translated it right when she finally says. “You started two ends of the world we have to fix. You have a piece of an old one in you which Lucifer wants to make the world end. You are too dangerous to keep around. You need to be broken down, and your gem locked up with you in it. Forever.” She explains.

Seems you are a danger to yourself and everyone around you because of several things you did actually do. Huh. Well, this is this and that is that.

“No chance your boss will want to talk all this out?” You ask.

“No chance. Too risky.” She replies.

Well, that’s that you suppose. You grab the woman’s head and slam her into the snow. You rip the locket out of her hands and take a look at it with an amused smile. “Give that back!” She demands reaching for it.

One of your fluffy tails coils around one of her blades and stabs her shoulder, pinning her to the ground. She lets out a groan of agony as the sick sound of meat parting and bone splitting fills your ears. You look over the picture in the locket and take a deep sniff of it. “You sister, eh? Don’t worry. When I find her, I will take very, very good care of her before I send her your way. She will have learned lots of new things about pain, loss, and evil.” You explain as the woman tears up.
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>>31093749
Man, pretty sure that didn't have the majority.

I don't know, that shit just doesn't seem fun.
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Your shrill mad laughter fills the mountain side as your energy envelops it and destroys the locket, making the woman let out an animalistic roar of hate. Hate towards you, just you. You shiver as her eyes bore into you, the indignity of it, the agony she feels and the humiliation. The fear for her loved one all wrapped up together in the gaze. It’s simply to die for.

"That's it, despise me! Hate me! Fear me! Know me! That look! That look is so much fun! I simply can't get enough of it! Beg me. Go on, beg!" You command, but she only curses in Chinese.

That's good in its own way.

Your chest splits open and your body bites down on the woman, crushing and gnashing the sweet, cancerous body into meaty chunks. She lives through most of it, you let her experience that as she struggles and tries to protect her loved one. They always are so much more fun when they have a reason to not want to die.

+5 SPXP

Ryoko rubs her head, her markings slowly fading over her body as she walks over to you, your smile a mix of contented fullness, and mouthwatering hunger. “Now I am starting to sound like lucy.” You say sniggering.

“Where did the woman go?” She asks.

“Oh, I took care of it. Never mind that, how are you feeling my naked scrubbette?” You ask with a sharp tooth filled smile.

“Been better, been worse. Still, a pair of naked women in the middle of a snow filled town. Sort of kinky right?” She asks as you raise your arm to look casual but are actually keeping our demographic.

“Correction, one naked teenager. I am still dressed within the standards of the law.” You say.

“Whatever. So should we look for Sin-Fin or go back to the others?” Ryoko asks.

Good question.

[] Go to Jager bombs.
[] Try and find Sin-Fin
[] Other, please specify
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>>31093773
I thought everyone had already posted. I will retype if that is the preferred course. Typing up now.

Will remember to refresh before posting next time.
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>>31093773
>Tormenting people
>Not fun
I thought it was fun...
>>31093783
[x] Try and find Sin-Fin
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>>31093799
It's fine.
>>31093783
Gotta find our short fin.
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>>31093799
no, its fine.

it all ends the same, she dead and ryoko none the wiser.
>>31093783
>[x] Try and find Sin-Fin
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>>31093783
[x] Try and find Sin-Fin

>>31093799
It's fine as it is.
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>>31093799
It's fine, it doesn't really make that much of a difference.

It's not like we have any intention of actually finding her sister, or recognizing her.
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One more kill and we're at 15.

>15 SPXP:
>Skillful: Use your shape shifting intuitively to stretch your limbs, and other body parts and gives a bonus to combat.
>Carnage knight: Death fuels you, the more enemies you kill within a thread the higher your stats passively become.
>Sword and shield: Change the "density" of your ceros, making them either more effective offensively or defensively.
>My sword sucks anyway: Turn your cero energy into a solid weapon for you to use in battle.

Which one buy?
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>>31093811
>>31093819
>>31093826
>>31093830
Okay, continuing on then with finding Short-Fin and her short-fin behavior.
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>>31093853
we could just get ride the wave now, just saying

>Ride the wave: Use your ceros to get around, can surf your own energy blasts.
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>>31093853
>Carnage knight: Death fuels you, the more enemies you kill within a thread the higher your stats passively become
But will those bonuses reset at the next thread? If it's only temporary boosts, then I'd prefer permanent bonuses like Skillful.
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>>31093853
I think it's about time we got Skillfull.
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>>31093866
Or hold off on buying anything until 30 and buy MORE LASER! for even more go-juice.

Because obscene tanks of go-juice is fun.

Or hold off on anything until 50 to buy Zero. Because obscenely powerful beamspam is also fun.
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>>31093888
It resets at the end of thread. Apparently it will lead to more permanent things unlocking as options later on.

>>31093853
>>My sword sucks anyway: Turn your cero energy into a solid weapon for you to use in battle.
CHAINAXES
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>>31093866
I like this idea, it's a very Risa thing.
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>>31093910
Chainaxes would be fun if our Swordsmanship wasn't complete ass.
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>>31093910
But potential skill tree things are also awesome.
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>>31093890
they're all pretty nice, but I feel speed is the way to go. It would have helped a lot with the 1st sniper, I think anyway
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>>31093941
We wouldn't have even been using it anyway. We didn't even release until halfway through the fight with the first sniper and we still haven't done second release.
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>>31093864
I've noticed that you're describing Risa's first release as being more crystal-y than you have in the past. Used to seem like it was just the white hollow bone stuff as armour, but now it's all crystand and junk.

That a result of eating the god rock?
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Rolled 35

>>31093964
I think its the result of our body literally having been grown from a crystal.
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question on ride the wave

could we launch a pandora cero, ride it, punch our enemy in the face right before the cero blasts them?
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“We should find Sin-Fin first.” You say nodding to yourself. “Yes, and accuse her behavior of being neither short, nor fin like in any capacity” You say pleased with this plan.

“Yeah, hey about her. Is there any way for a hollow to be, you know, into sex?” Ryoko asks and you glance back.

“Barring fallen divine beings kick starting it, or magical soul evolution forcing it back in some amusing tough chick suddenly notices boys and becomes flustered because she forgot how pleasing it was to look at naked people way, not that I know of why?” You ask concerned.

She shrugs as if it doesn’t matter. “Just since Shiba keeps talking about it with her I got kind of into the idea of it.”

You try to process her round about method of speech. “Wait, what? You want to do werewolf things with Short-Fin?” You ask confused.

“Werewolf?” Ryoko asks then shrugs it off. “Not like I have high standards, but yeah sure. If she was open to the idea I would destroy her.”

You tap your chin while edits are made to a pastebin then shake your head. “Well you and shiba have fun with that while I just stare in a confused manner at all of you. Now quiet, I am smelling.” You command.

You take a deep scent of the go juice in the area around you, trying to find the cloaked energy, the dark agony which is Sin-Fin. Her hiding is good, but your nose is better. Of course, once you find her trail it is all rendered a futile attempt as the sky darkens and a wave of Sin-Fin’s dark energy washes over you. You are pretty sure her aura likely drove some of the people in the town to suicide, but you decide to ignore it as you realize the implications.
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She second released. Something made her second release. You dash towards her direction and see a massive circle on the ground. The Russian woman, Natasha “Nika” Natasha Bonerparts stands in the center of a large circle in the snow which reminds you of an arena. She is wearing some skin tight armor on her with veins of light, similar to angel power, coursing through it. Behind her is a large chicken legged robot walker you have no idea how else to explain.

Sin-Fin lets out a deep sigh as she stand in the inky blackness which is her dress and power and points a finger dramatically at the woman. Shadowy forms, none you recognize, charge her. She punches and you feel the slightest similarity to angel from the suit she is wearing, while the machine behind her unloads a Gatling gun of those bullets and missiles.

Off to the side of the ring is the gothula, her expression the same as before. As Sin-Fin continues her fight, you see the Russian may be getting the upper hand with the iron fist of communism. She kicks Sin-Fin in her midsection and sends her rolling back before turning towards you.

“Get down here bitch.” She commands wagging her finger as Sin-Fin tries to remember if she needs to breathe or not.

What should you do?
[] Second release cat fight. Let’s do this shit
[] Attack as you are
[] Attack with second release and Short-Fin
[] First and short
[] Other, please specify
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>>31094050
>[x] Second release cat fight. Let’s do this shit

its on now bitch
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>>31093992
Yes, that is certainly a thing which can happen.
>>31093964
Yes, the god rock has had some effect on your first release.
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>>31094050
>[x] Attack with second release and Short-Fin
And tell Ryoko to take out Gothula. Being a Viking and all, it's up to her if she wants to rape her then kill her, kill her then rape her, or rape her WHILE killing her.
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>>31094050
>Second release cat fight. Let’s do this shit
"How am I the bitch, in the context of today's interactions?"
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>>31094050
>[] Second release cat fight. Let’s do this shit
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>>31094050
Smack Gothula?
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>>31094050
>[x] Second release cat fight. Let’s do this shit
Oh no you di'n't. Bitch, it's on.

Form up WG ceros, 13 of them for hands feet and tails, and then Life Drinker the Russian. Press the burning crazy lasers into her while we drain the energy outta her.
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>>31094050
"I'm just spitballing here, but wouldn't it make more sense to take out Fenrir first, if I'm just lazing about? I mean it's not like I'd really question what happened if he died, I'd probably just go to a beach."
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Alright. Full release destructo disco it is.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.
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Rolled 25

>>31094122
murder death kill time?
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Rolled 3

>>31094122
I kinda wanna steal the angel suit and give it to Bitey.

Hollow / Quincy / Bount / Angel / Shinigami
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Rolled 25

>>31094122
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Rolled 10

>>31094122
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Rolled 62

>>31094122
Looking bad so far.

>>31094146
Are you forgetting about Number Three?
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is plant bro arrancar let?
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>62 best

not good but not bad enough to warrant a FB imo
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So 62 it is then? Alright let's rock
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>>31094237
Yeah, but we might need a plan.

Maybe Sonido but shift into Dream Walker for the classic Shounen shuffle?
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>>31094266
Behind you! is a very Bleach thing to do
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>Sin-Fin
>...
>Assets:
>Angel sword((Name:???)
>Collection of hats
>Lesbian blinders.

Dunno when that got added, but hehehehehe.
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>5 SPXP
Thought we had 10
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You feel the joy within you, the sticky, sickly thing which has brought down nations and gods. The decadent delight which defines you. Defines everything. You stabs your fingers into your hollow hole and rip your body in half down the middle. You step from the remains of yourself, turning into violet petals and dancing away in the wind.

“Ryoko, I leave Gothula to you. As you are Viking I leave the decision of killing her then raping her, raping her then killing her, or killing her while raping her to you.” You explain.

You note the marks on your body seem to have gotten smaller, and you can feel the comfortable weight of the gem on your tongue in the piercing. You do not hurry, walking slowly towards the large circle and forcing your go juice into your limbs one at a time, then into your tails. Each step of yours seems to barely prevent itself from crushing into the ground around you, the whole weight of your mighty go juice an agony on the world.

You enter the ring, your limbs and tails crackling with obscene energy. You walk right up to the Soviet cow and plant your feet centimeters away from her. She stares you down giving you a chance to see small glowing needles pumping her body full of angel juice. “You know why we do this?” The woman asks, the thick stench of eleven time zones of Stalin on her.

“It doesn’t matter,” You reply. “For I am doing this for the greatest and noblest of causes.”

“What is that then?” She asks as the robot takes aim at you.

“For England.” You reply and slam your fist into her cheek at the same time she slams her fist into your abdomen.
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You scoot back, refusing to leave the ring as a mail of peppering bullets flies towards you. You leap into the air and seem to be going for a drop kick. She crosses her arms above her head and you tuck your leg in, spinning and landing on your hands. You kick up and connect solidly with Anastasia’s chin which sends her flying back with your raw go juice power. You feel elated until one of the main guns fires a beam of pure energy into your midsection and sends you skidding back.

You manage to avoid getting sent back too far from the beam and launch yourself forward again as The Romanov lands. She pulls out a blade, a thin Japaneseis blade of some kind, and swings. The vibrational energy, tee hee, similar to the quincy arrows cuts into your cero energy coating and starts sawing away at it. You dream walk behind the woman, the distance just fine. “Hm! I’ve gotten behind you!” You point out kicking her in the back of the head and delivering destructive energy to her brain parts.

“Gerrrow gshkkk” The robot says as it flash steps behind you and rams you. That was robot for ‘And I’ve got your back as well!’ by the way.

Ryoko, outside the circle, seems to be fighting the gothula, and she spends most of her time dodging. Of course she does. You right yourself before spinning and firing a stream of balas at the robot which is disturbingly fast for a robot. It raises back and kicks towards you, its metallic foot connecting with your cero coated one and you throw him off.

A blade strikes at your exposed back causing you to let out a curse as your tails have failed you, and the do a leap which ends in a spin, managing to throw a kick and right yourself at the same time and send the Russian back.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.

SIN FIN WILL JOIN NEXT ROUND
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>>31094458
THIS ROUND? SHE IS GOING TO HELP NOW
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Rolled 40

>>31094458
SCREAAAAAM TO BE HEARD
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Rolled 66

>>31094458
kill her until she dies from it
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Rolled 6

>>31094458
Can we eat the mech?
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Rolled 9

>>31094458
Ok, Russian, I hope you like ceros getting smashed into your face over and over until we get bored and eat what's left afterwards.
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>>31094458
blow this bitch up.
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>>31094530
don't space out the +
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>>31094458
You haven't mentioned what our damage is in a while, or our go juice draw.
Also, can we try something crazy for one of our allies, ourselves, or that fancy little suit of hers, all basically trying to use that new, fancy god juice? Like make something awesome for Ryoko or Sin Fin, or change the bitch's angel juice to being just like our own, see how she likes being filled with psycho juice?
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Rolled 62

>>31094458
The dice gods frown upon us.
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>>31094557
Damage: Fair
Go Juice: Moderate

66 is it?

Writing now
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>>31094580
I think it's time to summon our Axe.
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>>31094591
We have an Axe?
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the dice man....

>>31094591
we're not busting out the guitar for Ms.Spetnaz and on a 66
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Is Plant bro still alive>
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>>31094635
Maybe?
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>>31094673
>>31094673
did you lose plant bro?
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>>31094580
>Moderate after using WGFL cero
Dat reserve tank so good.
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>>31094415
>You note the marks on your body seem to have gotten smaller
That's worrisome.
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>>31094711
Could be a good thing?
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>>31094746
Doubt it. It said that it felt like the bullets were chipping away at who we are.
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You feel a comforting blanket of shadows wrap around you as a black living avatar of grief strides next to you. You leap into battle, your legs acting like whips as you fight the ruskie. Sin-Fin summons a wall of her inky black dress and lets it absorb the fire from the robot enemy and lets your focus on the ruskie. You deliver a strong kick to her once more, but instead of falling back, you see the liquid angel go juice drain heavier into her.

She grabs your leg and slams you into the ground, ignoring the cero energy around you. You try and get up but she slams you into the other side. She lifts you for another slam, but your free leg connects with her nose, creating a sickening crunch. Blood flies free, staining the circular arena and as she lets go of your leg you create a platform of go juice in the air to kick off of. You tackle Pussy Galore to the ground and mount her, tee hee. You start pounding into her face with your cero fists and the ground trembles and shakes at your wrath.

From the other side, inky shadows rise up and grab hold of the chicken walker. It fires at Sin-Fin, but she seems to have learned that bullets hurt and ducks between shadows in order to stay away from them. She seems to be being pushed back when four shinigami rise from the blackened pool of darkness and before a cross slash on the walker. Chunks of metal and circuitry go flying free as they attack and you hear the machine whine in protest. Were it you, you would press the attack while it is staggered but Sin-Fin is not you. Instead she carefully circles the machine, leaving an inky trail of blackness in her wake, teeth and eyes growing, sinking, and reforming over and over again on the surface.
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>>31094757
Their plan is to literally chip away at us until we are a helpless plot rock.

no soul castration, the markings are smaller because of new crystal bod is different.
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The ruskie bucks you off of her and stands, the suit injecting her with all of the angel juice. She glows for a moment and lunges, striking you at the same time as you strike her and the impact wave sending a dome or force around you two. Your neck breaks and you spin back and around as the strange disconnect around you makes you sick in a fun way. The Russian woman holds her side as she falls, her eyes thick with tears. You felt her ribs crack.

You get up in a smooth motion, like a vampire from a coffin, then turn your head around. The bone realign and your vision feels more or less right. You shake your head back and forth experimentally to make sure it is all on right then, satisfied, turn to her. “You have reached the limits. The absolute speed limit of human beings. Don’t feel bad, you did well for just a tiny human. That angel suit is really cool, but from here on, I am afraid it is going to be nothing short of a total beating.” You explain.

The woman lets out a yell and charges you, her body noticeably weakened from the damage and the doping. You shape your hand like a spear and plunge it into her abdomen. “See? I told you this was going to happen.” You explain as the woman vomits up blood.

>66 Trap activates.

“Execute command 921. Passcode Alexander.” She says with heavy eyes. The mech, or what remains after Sin-Fin started ripping parts off of it, shivers and vibrates for a moment. Then, from within, a loud whine hits your ears and you are frozen in place, as is Sin-Fin.

“That device. We made it to freeze Stalin when the psychotic bastard refused to stay dead. It freezes all spirit particles in its radius for a time. Raven,” She says, her lids getting heavy. “You have a spell, yes? Spell you can use to seal her up? Save world? You may use my soul for your magic. I give permission.” She says and you see a bright light exit her body and swirl around Raven.
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“The fuck? Hold still you-“ Ryoko starts, but a spear of ice lances through her legs, stopping her charge. “Shit!”

“I do have a spell which could perhaps do that, I did not lie. But I don’t think that is what I am going to do. No, your soul will serve a much nobler purpose.” Raven says, her expression amused.

“The fuck are you talking about?” Ryoko asks, her leg regenerating.

Raven holds out her hand and a wooden staff, stinking of darkness and pain forms in her hand. She calmly places the staff on the edge of the circle and you see lines form. A magic circle of some sort, you suspect. Raven smiles, the dark eyes of the skull on top of her staff sparkling as the soul enters it and fuels the spell. “Ave Satana.” She snarls as a blue light forms from above and a red, hellish light forms from the below.

You suspect you can break free from the machine in a moment, but the lightning like energy connection will perhaps still swallow you.

SHIT SHIT SHIT!

[] If you and Sin-Fin throw your attacks at the laser in space you might be able to stop, or slow it, or maybe make it detonate or something shoneny!
[] Dream walk out, Sin-Fin is on her own
[] Other, please specify

Also 1d100 please. Best of first five

Most likely last roll for the night

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>>31094796
AE? These guys kind of suck.
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Rolled 20

>>31094812
BLOW UP THE SPACE STATION
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Rolled 55

>>31094812
[x] If you and Sin-Fin throw your attacks at the laser in space you might be able to stop, or slow it, or maybe make it detonate or something shoneny!


FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Rolled 24

>>31094812
Can we open up a Garganta to send it to Hueco Mundo?
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if we don't get a 90

fatebreak
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Rolled 85

>>31094812
>[] If you and Sin-Fin throw your attacks at the laser in space you might be able to stop, or slow it, or maybe make it detonate or something shoneny!
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Rolled 56

>>31094812
Fuck
>Ave Satana
>Hail Satan
DOUBLE FUCK

>[x] If you and Sin-Fin throw your attacks at the laser in space you might be able to stop, or slow it, or maybe make it detonate or something shoneny!
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Going with the 85?

Writing now.
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>>31094854
Sure, whatever.
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>>31094812
>[] If you and Sin-Fin throw your attacks at the laser in space you might be able to stop, or slow it, or maybe make it detonate or something shoneny!
Does that mean the satellite or the thing that Raven is doing or what?
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>>31094877
Most likely the mech had a transmitter.
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>>31094898
No he means that are we just letting Raven do whatever and not stopping that attack at all?
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>>31094904
I'm figuring the possible explosion would muck up her casting.
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>>31094814
To elaborate, they seem to have just come out of nowhere at a completely arbitrary point in time, for the exclusive purpose of roughing us up to make us go back to advancing the plot.
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>>31094931
Every time something goes hard for us someone starts bitching. Of course people are going to try to kill us we started two apocalypses! Do you think people are going to ignore that shit?
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>>31094979
Well, they did.
The entire time we were a gem and completely harmless. And they're currently ignoring Loki RIGHT NOW, even though he's evidently stalking us to the point where he used his Liesmith ability when we talked to the creepy science lady.

Also the demons and angels just quietly massing up their forces.

And how the whole Fenrir thing is a sore spot for us and not something we'd brag about, so how'd they even really know about it?
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>>31095006
>implying Ryouchi isn't Loki's inside man
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You struggle, letting your go juice free to bounce around your area and note it doesn’t seem to go beyond the edge of the circle. Seems closing the thing with blood made it hard to get out of. “How can you possibly know that?” You ask as the servos in the ‘We built a robot with a machine just to stop ghost hollow Stalin’ machine in it overheat and scream out. Why else make it a circle?

You nod in understanding as Sin-Fin frees her own go juice, an overwhelming field of grief and agony washing over you, but your own delight burning strongly in joy at the feeling. “We are hollows. The true selves!” You point out as the machine cracks and lets out a puff of smoke. No. No that is totally wrong. “Yeah.” You agree.

“Sin-Fin! Use your sword and laser the crap out of everything!” You command.

Sin-Fin looks confused for a moment but nods in agreement as the hellish light rises from below and the technological light rises from above. You spin, launching your ceros into the air as unnatural light blasts down from above. You know you could survive that, of course, but Sin-Fin may not be able to. Let alone two pronged attacks. You see Sin-Fin raise the angel blade to her side and let out a stream of pure golden energy from the blade. However the attack also has a backlash and you see streams of blood fly from her arms and torso.
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You grab Sin-Fin, making sure she doesn’t fall as you summon the rest of your go juice. You re-coat your arms, legs, and tail and sonido up into the air, just in time for the hellish pillar to come screaming up at you. You fire the ceros at the blast, the thirteen blasts of violet crackling energy combining with golden light from a second swing from Sin-Fin, causing more blood and a scream of pure anguish to escape her throat. The energies combine, mad laughter mixed with golden grace and sticky black anguish.

They connect with the pillar, as you suspect they connected with the satellite cannon from above and stop the too fast to follow pillar cold. However you see the energies breaking and the light from above getting stronger, but luckily with the pillar in play the bock is gone and you simply slide out of there.

It all happens in an instant, your body used to the ultra fast time frame, but your combined attacks manage to stave off the attacks long enough to get free.

As you roll on the ground, clutching a bleeding and crying Sin-Fin in your arms, the forces collide. Reality tearing and warping energy mixes together and for the first time you feel truly cold. It lasts for just a second, but you who is too aware of the damage dealt to reality, notice it right away. Like a violin string drawn too tight, then snapping under the strain, the combined damage on reality seems to have been too much for this area.

The dimensional barrier breaks, and you are aware of the raw infinity of the dimensions which now have full access to this world. You grab Ryoko, her legs mostly back to normal, ready to run from whatever hell mouth based creature is going to descend on you first. But just as soon as reality breaks, it once more seems to be repaired. No, not repaired, something is pushing through it. Something massive. Something which needed a hole large enough to slip in without bursting through itself. Something that didn’t want attention.
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“You survived. I wish I could say I was happy about that but no matter. I am happy to see you again Risa.” A voice like the feeling of betrayal you get when the one you love stabs you in the back to save someone they love more than you calls out.

You stand and turn. Raven, who had likely gotten caught by the explosion and exhausted herself casting the massive spell now stands before you again. Her body is covered in golden cracks, and her eyes seem to know too much. A corpse of a devoted follower. Something they could jump into before the whole of what they are is through the rip.

“Hello Lucifer.” You offer as greeting to the Prince of Darkness.

Damn yanks

Alright, that will be it for now will still be around to answer questions/concerns/comments for a little bit
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>>31095043
that cheeky cunt.

I hope we can patch things up with him.
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>>31095043
Does our second form come with free clothes, or are we currently revealing all of our glory to the world?
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Since there is some confusion and you are going to learn this at the start of next thread anyway, I may as well answer the general theme question now.

Lucifer has had an inside man in your group since soul society which is why he has known your movements((Also how he kept his word about making sure your friends stay safe))

As for the plot moving back along I think I answered that one last thread?

>>31094979
That is the primary reason they were mobilized, and the information passed to Raven and from her to the upper channels through the Lucifer faith connection.

Satan told on you in a very round about manner.
>>31095074
Free clothes.
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>>31095074
It gives us a pair of less ripped p jeans and a white shirt. I think.
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>>31095082
Akira, that cunt!
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>>31095043
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Ah well I bet he cant stay in her long before she breaks apart.
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>>31095099
I say we kick him in the cunt
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>>31095082
Yeah but did you read the archived thread? Since we kind of discussed how this was the opposite of what you needed to do, what with people just wanting to relax a bit and then actually plan out what to do from here.

As opposed to... this. Which, despite being almost completely divorced from the source material, feels as if you're really emulating Bleach
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>>31095082
YAY FREE CLOTHES!

but still dealing with Lucifer is gonna suck hard.
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>>31095127
IMO the Risa in canon omake did that in one thread better than the vacation arc.

the highlight for vacation arc has the tournament fight and that was for the character Q&As.
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>>31095127
I mean... We were gonna find a way to catch up with Lucifer pretty soon, as well as deal with Fenrir.

We didn't need a bunch of nameless vaguely described powerhouses to shove us back on track.

Even in quest, this seems like a ridiculous waste of resources on Lucifer's part.
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>>31095127
The problem with relaxation in thread is the concept of idleness which when given in anything but small doses just ends with people going "Huh, what do we do now? Guess nothing? A cluster sandbox of nothing?" Which is not a good feeling to have as far as the quest goes.

Even if I were to say going back to that point was for the best, it would be impossible to do mid "event" so to speak. Since the while thing already started it was best to have it be played through, no matter how it would turn out, and then work from there with where we should go.

>>31095173
You mean rather than breaking through himself and getting every angel this side of the universe trying to attack him at once?

If the barrier breaks because humans were being stupid with their laser cannons the angels will pretty much ignore it, free will yada yada. If Lucifer breaks through himself he will have the whole of the host trying to take him down which would be difficult for him even with his upgrade.
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>>31095196
Did Lucy get that message we left with Asmodeus (the lust chick)? that we're not mad at him?
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>>31095196
I figured more like just kidnapping someone and dragging them to Hueco Mundo Infernal and creating a rescue arc.

No one can resist a rescue arc.
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>>31095224
I guess I just wanted to see what hellish things happened to the Gillian forest, and say "Lucy, I'm hooooome!"
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>>31095224
Ugh.. I'm glad it wasn't a rescue arc. I liked this.
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>>31095214
Asmodeus doesn't get out of the human world much and Lucy hasn't had a chance to break into the world either. Most likely not.

>>31095224
>>31095243
It is something to think about.
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>>31095243
>>31095224

Jager gets kidnapped by Zeus, who is enchanted by the only hollow with a sex drive.
we gotta storm Mount Olympusto save her and or her chastity guest starring Kevin Sorbo
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>>31095264
Do we still have the genie lamp?

Could we eat it?
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>>31095275
Yes, it was in inventory but your pants were destroyed. Now that you have pants you have an inventory again.
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Ryouchi works for Loki and is a Ryouchi
Akira works for Satan
Friedhelm is a Nazi

only 2 of our 5 students became cool.

are we a bad teacher?
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>>31095294
Nah. Blame MTV.
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>>31095286
Totally eating the genia lamp at the start of next thread then.
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>>31095294
We can blame the nazism on race.
Ryouichi we can blame on bad parenting, or lack there of.
Akira... Akira is just awful as a person.

Not Risa's fault
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Looks like that is it for tonight.

Goodnight /tg/
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>>31095403
g'night
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>>31095334
What if we ask if Lucifer would like to incorporate a genie instead of us? Or at least ask to have the chance to prevent one apocalypse while working to weaken Heaven's hold from down here?
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>>31098501
If Caede is any indication of how the Abrahamic religions feel about genies then it may be a bad idea.
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since God is cheeky cunt supreme, I wonder how he boobied trapped Risa's body for Lucifer?
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>>31099306
Dealing with them, but I'm asking if he can get power from eating the lamp instead of us, similar to how we work now.
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>>31100675
maybe, but its not the power he wants
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>>31101539
Again, I know, however part of the vacation arc was going to be trying to find something to either bribe or fight him with, and this is what we've got. The way I see it, our options are try and negotiate a deal where we clean up our Fenrir mess and try and give the godslaying go juice to Lucifer, we point out that we can gain the powers of things we eat now and that we know where a large number of Host are, meaning if we ate them, his brothers would be aiding him instead of the Lord if we fought with him, in the body of an admittedly crazy cat god, we point out the more we are allowed free reign, the more power we shall gain and gather that he could then use if he harvests us at a different time, or we probably get ganked again.
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>>31103138
I'd try to appeal to his paranoia/freedom boner.

he's in a situation engineered by god, we gotta be boobytrapped or something. Always try to take option C
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>>31103314
Could work, though the Morningstar may deem that we are enough of a risk to take, so I feel like we may need to sweeten the pot. That is fair, right?
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>>31103409
I just don't see why a genie would appease him
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>>31108210
Figured a reality warper would be the most likely to warp to fit the gap we made in the Soul King's power.
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Rolled 96

>>31109679
if it could do that, them why hasn't Lucy just gone on a genie binge?
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>>31109715
Aside from us being easier to find due to the constant trail of destruction we leave behind us? Maybe he hasn't thought of it specifically, or I'm wrong, or so many other things, but do we really have anything aside from eating a genie in offering it up as a peace offering in addition to anything else we feel like trying to bring up to save our own asses.
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>>31110329
...wow I worded that badly. Do we really lose anything in offering up the genie besides a potential ass kicking, though?
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Rolled 30

>>31110352
I'm not saying don't put the Genie on the offer table, I'm just saying I really doubt Luci will take it.


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