You are Tia, and, right now, you are the world's happiest Lunar.Pulling back from Maka, letting go of her hands and turning around in the coolest way you can manage, you walk towards the battlefield at the foot of Tarien Dorian's castle.Your men are struggling to punch a hole in the hobgoblin ranks, as Samiel and Zaan try to organize a breakthrough, and Silk keeps the destructive Wyld at bay.But now, you are here. Everything is going to be alright. Behind you, you feel Maka's reassuring presence as she gives orders and directions to the troops. But, most importantly, she gives you the courage to keep on going."The power of Love is on my side, Tarien Dorian!" you call him out, pointing your daiklave, Skullopener, against the palace. "And that is why I cannot lose.">charge into the enemy ranks, begin to work on that giant corpse ramp idea.>charge through the enemy ranks and into the castle.>walk towards the battle slowly while keeping up the smack talk, hoping you'll make him mad enough to provoke him to single combat.>stop, turn back, return to Maka's side.>(optional) activate charms.
>>31195607Holy SHIT Tia has some hardcore combat stats
>>31195607whoo, time for Horny Gardevoir quest!
>>31195607>>31195660[x] Murder every fucking thing
FFFFFFUCK YEAH!All faerie faggots must die.
>>31195607>2 dots in MentalSo, she's just a smart as Maka, but she acts like a twit because she's batshit insane. kk.
>>31195607>charge into the enemy ranks, begin to work on that giant corpse ramp idea.Got to carry through with our GENIUS plans
Rolled 8>Corpseramp.Don't forget to roll, guys. We have some big dicepools to fill, here.
>>31195607>>charge into the enemy ranks, begin to work on that giant corpse ramp idea.KiiiiiiillllAlso, EF, clarification:Regarding the Silver Lunar's Resolution x2 Charm: does "The first two boxes of essence" refer to the first two spent, or the first two on the chart (i.e the last one's we'd spend).
Rolled 7>>31195607>charge into the enemy ranks, begin to work on that giant corpse ramp idea.Wow, she's a combat monster but that's it. I'd be okay with letting her do the fighting in the future
Rolled 6For a Lunar she has very low attributes
Rolled 7>>31195607>charge into the enemy ranks, begin to work on that corpse ramp idea
Rolled 4>>31195607RAAAAAAAMP
Rolled 10>>31195607>charge into the enemy ranks, begin to work on that giant corpse ramp idea.Looks like the dice like her
>>31195607That character is literally just Gardevoir isn't it?
Rolled 9>>31195607>>charge into the enemy ranks, begin to work on that giant corpse ramp idea.Follow through with the cunning plan!
Rolled 1>>31195607>>charge into the enemy ranks, begin to work on that giant corpse ramp idea.
Rolled 7>>31195693forgot to roll
Rolled 3>>31195742A Humanified Gardevoir, yes.It's hilarious given how much porn gets made of Gardevoirs in various stages of anthropomorphisation.
Rolled 10>>31195742>That character is literally just Gardevoir isn't it?Don't be silly. Guardevoir can't rip people apart with her claws, she yses the power of her brain to kill
Rolled 9>>31195607>For a single feat of strength, the character's strength counts as infiniteWHATNo really, what
Rolled 8>those rollsShould we even bother with cimbat charms? I mean maybe getting even more successes reduces causalities or something
>>31195718First two spent.>>31195758Fun fact, before starting this quest i had no idea of what a gardevoir even was. Apparently a lot of pictures i saved from an artist i really liked are just a bunch of humanified pokemons from non-first-151 pokemons (the only ones i know).Well, still gonna use them. Don't care, i like his drawing style.
Rolled 6>Dat fucking Deadly Beastman Transformation.Scenelong soak and damage booster. We'll save 2 Essence for the climax, that thing's canned rape.
Rolled 9>>31195767No matter how heavy something is, she could lift it.
Rolled 10>>31195780Explains how she handles Maka's tits.
>>31195779>That thing's canned rape.Welcome to Lunar Exalted!
Rolled 3>>31195607If Talon is as strong as her I'm pretty worried how strong the fae must have been to defeat him.
Rolled 10>>31195799Welcom to how Lunar Exalted should have been if WW hadn't fucked up and rushed out their book.Solar generals and leader protected by much killier Lunars was always something I liked about their fluff.
Rolled 3>>31195824Dice agree with you.
Rolled 7>>31195839Mow we get good rolls but I bet we'll botch at least one combat roll during the bossfight
Physical + War + Equip = 8 7 6 7 4 10 9 1 7 = 7 successesYou rush into the enemy ranks, leaping high above your formation, lifting your terrible blade high into the overcast sky. Its slash parts clouds and flesh alike, as you fell the lizardmen who dare approach you. A circle of blood and severed body parts forms around you as your beleaguered forces rally behind you and push through. Time to begin working on your plan. You kick one of the hobgoblins in the chest, sending him flying against the castle's walls, where he explodes in a firework of gore.The second is stabbed through your blade, and then flung atop the first one catapult-like by a flick of the wrist. Bit by bit, as you advance, the pile grows in size. Zaan holds his ground behind you, while Samiel takes the flank, pushing the enemy formation back and forcing it to compact where you want it.Your troops follow your push, slamming into the Fae ranks and piling up dead. Iron blades draw blood and essence, javelins fly and blood sprays cloud the air in the chaos of the melee.In a minute, you find yourself in your second most favorite condition: drenched in the blood of your enemies.Like every good corpse ramp, you have to make sure the base is wide and made of chunky, fine-grained or pureed body matter so that the upper strata can lightly sink and settle into it, making it solid enough to be climbable without the risk of slipping or causing a corpseslide.>the intermediate level should be corpses chopped in two, three pieces at most, to be solid without losing granularity so that you can more easily spread them out evenly where needed.>the intermediate level should be intact corpses, to act as a solid base to hold the ramp together, possibly by tangling their appendages to form a structurally solid weave.>the intermediate level should be fine-grained as well, so that it will spread out and settle naturally forming a thick, mortar-like foundation for the upper, solid road.
>>31196004>>the intermediate level should be corpses chopped in two, three pieces at most, to be solid without losing granularity so that you can more easily spread them out evenly where needed.Oh my god Tia's thought process are the best thing ever
Rolled 10>>31196004>the intermediate level should be intact corpses, to act as a solid base to hold the ramp together, possibly by tangling their appendages to form a structurally solid weave.That's infinitely more thought put into a corpse ramp than I ever thought neccessary. And it is awesome.
Rolled 9>>31196004This is fucking brilliant, I love Tia so much.>the intermediate level should be intact corpses, to act as a solid base to hold the ramp together, possibly by tangling their appendages to form a structurally solid weave.We need good structural support
Rolled 7>>31196004>the intermediate level should be corpses chopped in two, three pieces at most, to be solid without losing granularity so that you can more easily spread them out evenly where needed.Tia and Maka re the best couple ever. Fighting and fucking, all day erry day
Rolled 10>>31196004>the intermediate level should be intact corpses, to act as a solid base to hold the ramp together, possibly by tangling their appendages to form a structurally solid weave.I wonder how many corpse ramps Tia has made over the years. I mean, this all smacks of someone who has got corpse ramps down pat.
Rolled 1>>31196004The inside of Tia's head is a fun place to be. Cut 'em chunky.
Rolled 3>>31196004>>the intermediate level should be intact corpses, to act as a solid base to hold the ramp together, possibly by tangling their appendages to form a structurally solid weave.HAHAHAHAH THIS IS AWESOME
>>31196004The best part of waking up is a quest where the question is not 'can you build a corpse ramp' but 'what is the ideal manner in which you would use a pile of corpses for elevation'
Five successes already? Best-engineered stifframp ever.
Rolled 9>>31196152Tia's engineering is getting my my ramp stiff
Well THANKS Exaltedfag.It's not like I like other exalts better than Lunars or anything. And maybe I had my own ideasBut what can I do in the face of such reckless Stunting? I can't compete. The Fate Spiders are not with me.Shine on you crazy diamond
>>31195689>but she acts like a twit because she's batshit insane. kk.There was a doubt?
Rolled 2>>31196189Well now it's mechanically confirmed, that's all.
>>31196200What is goin mechanically unconfirmed, though, is Rank 5 Solar Bond.
>>31196223I'm going to say It's one hell of a drug and leave it at that.Instead I'm going to go snicker at "Halting the scarlet flow" for the rest of the thread.
>>31196235Heh. Oh, now that we're behind her reins, EF, our heart's blood library would be nice. I mean, if we were just worried about killing the boss we already know we can vulture up, but it'd be nice to know if literal bullrushes are available or whatever.
>>31196004>the intermediate level should be fine-grained as well, so that it will spread out and settle naturally forming a thick, mortar-like foundation for the upper, solid road.I hope there's no wrong choice on this because I have no idea on how to build a corpse ramp
Rolled 4I wonder if moot set the dice to roll higher today or the dice gods are just playing with us
>>31196330If it's anything like dirt ramps, hard-packed fine-grain, under loose coarse stuff (gravel), under REALLY hard-packed fine stuff to form a solidish cap. Then a thin layer of whatever reasonable coarseness for better traction.
Physical + War = 10 9 7 10 1 3 9 2 = 7 successesAfter spreading a layer of corpses mostly stabbed, decapitated or not slashed all the way through on your quickly-growing ramp, you take a step back.Your forces, who are beginning to encircle and compress the wavering enemy formation, are doing a splendin job of pushing them i your direction.Here is where it gets technical. The top layer will have to be solid and dry, or your troops, and, especially, Maka, will slip on the blood and might hurt themselves while climbing.You put away Skullopener for now, and grab the closest lizardman by the neck instead, intercepting it as it charges you with a spear. You turn his head 270° with a satisfying cracking noise and lay him down horizontally as the first step of the climb, and cave a second attacker's skull with a karate chop, moving up the path as you build it. Once you're roughly one third of the way up, holding four hobgoblins by their broken necks with one arm as you lay them down one by one, you are suddenly struck by a terrible thought:You glance down to your formation. Maka is down there, in her shredded yellow sweater, tiredly leading the troops with orders and directions. You've been about 30 meters away from her for the last ten minutes....come on, Tia, you're strong. You can do this.>continue building the ramp>drop everything, return to Maka
>>31196004>the intermediate level should be fine-grained as well, so that it will spread out and settle naturally forming a thick, mortar-like foundation for the upper, solid road.Tia you never cease to amaze me!
Rolled 6>>31196393>continue building the rampdo it for Maka
>>31196223Solar bond is mechanically a terrible background and i never use it. It should be a rp-only thing.
Rolled 10>>31196393>continue building the rampWillpower botch incoming
>>31196393>continue building the rampCan you do it without taking your eyes off Maka? That way you can make sure she's fine!
Rolled 7>>31196393Build dat ramp. That's probably integral to Mama's plan and the troops successfully carrying out her orders.
Rolled 3>>31196393>continue building the rampshe would just yell at you to get back to the ramp-building if you returned
Rolled 8>>31196393>continue building the rampC'mon, Tia, do it for your wife! Make her super proud.
Rolled 7>>31196422Ooops, need a roll!
Rolled 4>>31196393>continue building the rampAin't no quitter here!
>>31196393>continue building the ramp
Rolled 2>>31196393>>continue building the ramp> You've been about 30 meters away from her for the last ten minutesOh god Tia, you're adorable.
Rolled 4>5 Successes alreadypffthahahaTia's Rollin' high
Rolled 8>>31196393>continue building the rampkeep your crazy under control and focused on a task
>>31195668[x] Murder every fucking thinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
Jesus, Tia's the the best at mudergineering.
Rolled 6>>31196486>Tia's the best.FTFY
Rolled 4>>31196393>Here is where it gets technicalMan, this right there, I lost it.
Rolled 4>>31196393>continue building the rampStick to the plan. The sooner we kill this fae bastard the sooner Maka will be out of trouble.
Rolled 7>>31196393>>continue building the rampcmon Tia, stay strong for Maka
Rolled 10>>31196393>continue building the rampconcentrateimagine the victory sex (once Maka's healed a bit)
>>31196617Dice approve of victory sex
Rolled 7>>31196617well she can use Silver Lunar Resolution to help Maka heal before the island destroying sex
>>31196631Perhaps that's why Maka's had shit rolls lately. Too much focus on bitching about charms and other crap instead of thinking about sex with her husbando.
Rolled 10>>31196634but she's a shitty nurse, that would slow Maka's healing down even further
Mental + War = 6 10 7 3 8 7 = 5 successesYou can't drop everything now. Maka would be sad.Even if the cruel distance between you is putting an unbearable weight on your soul, you have to survive and carry on.It's not long before you run out of self-moving raw materials for the ramp. The sudden change catches you by surprise, as you were mostly distracted by your cruel fate.You look around yourself, at loss for what to do, until, carried by enthusiasm and bloodlust, your forces, led by the front by Samiel and with Maka safely embedded in the middle of their ranks, join up with you. They begin to pile and mass bodies haphazardly to fill up the last part of the ramp. It saddens you a bit that your beautiful work must be hurried up this way, but you guess there's no arguing with deadlines, and you do have one right now.A tired, blood-spattered Zaan walks up to you. "Good job, Tia. You've been great." He shows his appreciation for your fine craftmanship nonetheless. At least someone here respects an artisan's skills.What you're really longing for is Maka's praise (and, well, not just her praise), but the ramp is getting crowded, and it's a bit hard to catch back up with her, as you're separated by the flow of pumped-up pirates and bloodthirsty barbarians pushing onwards as they storm the castle.>lead the assault with Samiel and the troops, clear the castle room by room>rush ahead alone, focus on finding Dorian>tag with Silk, focus on finding the throne room>follow Zaan so you can cover him in case you stumble in the last Behemoth>join with Maka, follow her lead, never leave her side again.>take a break from the fight, have sex with Maka on top of the corpse ramp.
Rolled 9>>31196746>You can't drop everything now. Maka would be sad.oh god this is too good, EF, you owe me a new pair of sides>tag with Silk, focus on finding the throne roomBring Zaan with us, we'll probably run into Tarien or the behemoth at this throneThat last option is damn tempting
>>31196746>rush ahead alone, focus on finding Dorianwe need to take him out>take a break from the fight, have sex with Maka on top of the corpse ramp.tempting, but no. Maka wouldn't like it.
Rolled 4>>31196746I'm torn between eating Dorian and looking for the behemoth.
Rolled 2>>31196746>tag with Silk, focus on finding the throne roomTime to literally install Silk as the new mistress of this Wyld patch. It's Maka's plan so it's flawless!
Rolled 2>>31196746>lead the assault with Samiel and the troops, clear the castle room by room
Rolled 9>>31196746>He shows his appreciation for your fine craftmanship nonetheless. At least someone here respects an artisan's skills.The non-insomniacs are sleeping, I shouldn't be snickering this loudly.Get Dorian. As soon as we rip his colon out of his throat Silk should be able to bring the behemoth to heel.
>>31196746>take a break from the fight, have sex with Maka on top of the corpse ramp.You're literally too asexual to play exalted if you vote anything except this.
Rolled 6>>31196746>rush ahead alone, focus on finding DorianWe need to kill the leader!
Rolled 4>>31196746>rush ahead alone, focus on finding DorianWe can take him.>take a break from the fight, have sex with Maka on top of the corpse ramp.This made me laugh.
Rolled 6>>31196746>rush ahead alone, focus on finding DorianTake him out and we win.Standing in front of that spell was the best thing we ever did. It meant we get to control Tia and empower her with protagonist power
>>31196746>tag with Silk, focus on finding the throne room
Rolled 4>>31196746>take a break from the fight, have sex with Maka on top of the corpse ramp.Well when you put it like that.
>>31196865Actually, this would've happened anyway. I had it long planned as an april's fools thing. It was just a lucky (?) coincidence.
>>31196882Who's awesome? You're awesome.And why is that ugly sweater not completely shredded yet?
>>31196882We need Tia interlewds like this in the future, because this thread is brilliant.
>>31196882CHOO CHOO That's not a criticism, that is our battle cry as we plow through the halls of the fortress.
Rolled 9>>31196917Not too often, though.I feel like it would get boring quickly.
>>31196917>interlewdsYou. I like you.
>>31196955Well yeah, but the occasional break form bitching about which charm to choose is nice.
Physical + War + Equip = 9 4 2 2 9 6 4 6 4 = 1 successYou dive into your own ranks and grab the ever-slippery Silk, lifting her over your head as you dash ahead of your advancing front as they brutally clear out te fortress room after room."...hey, Tia? What are you doing?""I need you because we're going to kill Dorian and the throne room and then I'll bang Maka over that giant pile of corpses until we hit the ground.""I'm not really following.""Anyway let's kill Dorian." You make your intentions clear. "Where is he?"While you're having this conversation you're running at random through the palace's formerly white immaculate corridors. You can see that this is confusin your passenger, so you stop and put her down.That's about when an ambush is sprung on you, with a small contingent of lizardmen bursting out of a side door, weilding sharp-looking crystal weapons. Leaping at you with a chorus of annoying shrieks, they engage you and Silk. You easily dodge and sidestep their clumsy attacks, but you can't manage to strike back at them. You can assume that these soldiers are Dorian's elite.>fight them seriously>leave them to Silk, push ahead>wait for reinforcements>other?>(optional) activate combat powers
Rolled 3>>31196982>fight them seriouslyWell, as seriously as elite mooks deserve.
Rolled 1>>31196982>fight them seriouslyI don't think we need combat powers except maybe to protect Silk
Rolled 7>>31196982>fight them seriouslySilk needs to be alive to get on that throne.
Rolled 1>>31196982>fight them seriouslyDice don't fail us now
>>31196982>fight them seriously
Rolled 5>>31196982>fight them seriouslyNo one shall stand between us and banging Maka.
Rolled 10>>31196982>>fight them seriously>(optional) activate combat powersguys who know what we're doing, should we activat eany?
Rolled 9>>31196982Haha!Slaughter 'em.
Rolled 9>>31196982>fight them seriously>Cunning Hunter's SpearWe have plenty of essence. Why not use it?
Rolled 2>>31197006we could use Cunning Hunter's Spear if we're fighting with Skullopener
>>31196982>9 4 2 2 9 6 4 6 4 = 1 successEh? Isn't that two successes? Two nines?
Rolled 8>>31196982>Physical + War + Equip = 9 4 2 2 9 6 4 6 4 = 1 successUhh, theres 2 9's in there...
Rolled 8>>31197020Don't we always have it with us? We should definitely use it.
Rolled 2>>31196982>fight them seriouslyDon't let them kill Maka's pet.I think we may need some combat charms after all.
Rolled 6>>31196982>>fight them seriouslyFOR WAIFU SEX
>>31197006Shouldn't need it, but if this were considered the same scene as the rest of this whole rampage warform couldn't hurt. We really should save up to hilariously rape Dorian, though.
>>31197022Yes, sorry, mistype.
Rolled 5>>31197035well we've got plenty of essence to spare and we're going to be taking some time off afterwards to nurse Maka back to bangable condition
Rolled 2>>31197045>>31197035Agreed.DEADLY BEAST ACTIVATE
Rolled 3Let's spend some to speed things up.We'll regain the essence by banging our Waifu later anyway.
Am I the only one who's snickering about>CUNNING HUNTER'S SPEARin regards to Lunar lewdness?
Rolled 5>>31197136Oh, we're going to halt Maka's scarlet flow with our cunning hunter's spear all right
Physical + War + Equip = 3 1 7 1 5 10 9 9 2 = 5 successes.As the first of the lizardmen leaps onto you, you skewer him on Skullopener, running him all the way through. Brandishing your blade to face the other aggressor, you impale three more, one atop the other, but your blade is slowed down by the mass of bodies piling on it, and you fail to move it fast enough to parry a thrown javelin.[-1 HP]The lobbed weapon strikes you square in the head, penetrating your skull with its sharp head and sticking in it solidly.After a moment of pause, you slash your way through the corpses stacked on your blade, and plunge it into the offender's neck. You turn to see if Silk needs help, and find her with a lizardman impaled on two tentacles, a second being wringed to deat on several other appendages, and the remaining two desperately struggling for air, drowning inside her lower half.She's doing fine. She has a few spears and javelins stuck through her at odd angles, though, but she doesn't seem to mind."Geez. These guys are so persistant. I think I'll get a different kind of hobgoblins if Maka lets me keep them. I can't deal with these." She says, before giggling at you, pointing at the spear stuck in your head."...You're one to talk." You reply, pulling the polearm out of you and tossing it aside. "Where do we go from here?"She points. "That corridor for the throne room. Sown the stairs for the dungeon. Back for Maka.">throne room>dungeon>maka(Got stuff to do, next update could take a while. Take this time to read Tia's sheet.)
Rolled 8>>31197151>dungeonFreeing Talon has priority
Rolled 3>>31197151>dungeonWe can't let a lunar be turned to the fae side
Rolled 8>>31197151Dungeon, now that it's a definite option. After that, rip and tear over to the throne room.
>>31197151>dungeon
>>31197151>Pulling a spear out of your brain is an afterthought.Lunars!
Rolled 7>>31197151>>dungeontime to break out Talon and for Maka to gloat at how awesome her wife is
...is this a faithful representation of an Exalted campaign?
>>31197244This is way more mechanically coherent than an Exalted campaign, mostly because we only have to manage one PC and their bullshit fiat-powered abilities and splatterhouse combat.Thematically though?Hell yeah. There's a reason fans want Exalted to actually be GOOD.
>>31197244Sex everywhere? Check.Ridiculous violence? Check.Nonstop absurd action? Check.Seems exalted to me.
>>31197254>>31197268I want to play Exalted then.
>>31197280Everyone does.Good luck making it happen, though!Personally I've always wanted to play either a Southern speed-focused Solar or a Dragonblood.
>>31197280Wait however long it takes for the new edition to come out.
>>31197280Google Qwixalted for your crunch. Buy or /rs/ the books for your fluff.
>>31197303I have no clear idea really, but probably lunars is what I'm gonna play >>31197324>waiting for new editions and expecting them to be goodyears of /tg/ teached me something about this...>>31197343tanks dude
>>31197366>Wants to play LunarsDEFINITELY wait for a new edition.Lunars are in a really weird place mechanically, where, even more than other splats, their abilities and their themes don't intersect as they should.They are definitely cool thematically, though.
>>31197373Okay, I'll just eat my fluff soup and wait...
Rolled 2>>31197244It's a little on the zany side. Many games have less animu and more Iliad. But yeah, it's solidly in the continuum of normal.
Rolled 7>>31197473Don't listen to him. The next edition's core book is at LEAST months away, and the next two books after that will be devoted to Dragon-blooded and Exigents. If you're interested in playing a Lunar, it will probably be YEARS until they're available in 3e.Just grab 2e and read everything with a grain of salt. They're playable and still good at loads of stuff. They're just not everything they should be.
>>31197151>Throne roomKill that faggot prince so we can sip wine out of his skull, install Silk as new ruler. After that, the rest.
Rolled 7>>31197151>dungeonTime to rescue Talon. This fight will be a lot harder on Maka if he gets mind-controlled.
Rolled 7>>31197891>This fight will be a lot harder on Maka if he gets mind-controlled.Exactly how Tia thinks, who cares if she's the one fighting if it will be harder for Maka.And its utterly adorable
Rolled 3>>31197899>>31197891Tia *always* gets harder when on Maka.
Rolled 4>>31197151>dungeon>woke up late>Exalted Quest Tia ver.At least I didn't miss all of it
>>31197771Well I'll just find a group and wing things from that point. I don't think that the good points of this setting are so rule dependant, so who the hell cares if I'm not at my final form or something
Rolled 2>>31198239Eh, it's not quite that. It's more that Lunar powers cost slightly more, last slightly less time, and provide a slightly smaller bonus than Solar Equivalents. They also have more prerequisites with trees that have junk prerequisites. Oh, and all of their everything costs slightly more experience than Solar stuff does.The main things they're really amazing at are being a super-tanking monster, spamming sorcery, dominating social combat with twinked out Appearance, using combat forms that properly exploit super strength (like Infernal Monster Style martial arts), and using shapeshifting as disguises/mobility/survival/stealth options.Oh, and they have the best Elsewhere charms.Aside from those spheres of influence, they tend to be pretty lacking compared to Solars.
>>31198375I don't see big issues with everything you listed. about prerequisites, I can always discuss about it with the DM eventually.>Aside from those spheres of influence...there's some left?
Rolled 2>>31198454Definitely. Things like 'being accurate,' 'managing minions,' 'crafting,' and loads of other things. The things I listed can be stretched to cover a lot of things, but there's some design space that Lunars just aren't at all good at.At any rate, yeah, it's easily fixable. Giving them the same XP rate as Solars, especially, does a lot to resolve their problems and let them have their own niches. Just remember, at their specialties, they'll only be slightly better than a Solar, and outside of their specialties they'll be dramatically worse than one.
Rolled 1If you're interested in Lunars, maybe take a look at Terrifying Argent Witches, a complete rewrite for them.I've never played them myself but I've heard it's pretty good.
Rolled 5>>31198536The problem with TAWs is that their charmset is a little lacking. If you start with a TAW and then mix in default Lunar charms, you should be good to go.
>>31198506>'being accurate,' 'managing minions,' 'crafting,'but that's, like, stuff for old brainy people.why you would be interested in that?I never liked flawless archetypes, anyway. being good at everything is fucking boring.
Rolled 1>>31198586Being accurate is a lot more portant than being strong, since you need it to hit in the first place and it adds to the damage you do.
Rolled 7>>31198586>I never liked flawless archetypes, anyway. being good at everything is fucking boring.Oh, no, I think you misunderstand. No Lunar is good at ALL of those things any more than any Solar is good at everything. Those are just their only real choices for being good at something - you have to pick one.
>>31198602>>31198617Can I turm my arms in T-rex heads? yes?then its fine for me. here, look at me shrugging my dinosaurs [shrug t-rex shoulders sounds]
Rolled 8>>31198684Just be aware that you need to hunt and killbaT-rex for that and that a Solar investingnthe same amount of XP would kick your ass in a fight.But I can definitely understand playing suboptimal for style, just hope the ST adjusts encounters and you don't play together with Solars
Rolled 6>>31198684>Can I turm my arms in T-rex heads? yes?No. That's not the type of shapeshifting Lunars can do.
>>31198731damn it. isn't war form determined by... not determined by... I mean, if I become a frak there is no common sense limitation, no?>>31198715>a Solar investingnthe same amount of XP would kick your ass in a fightwell, I can't really say anything about this before reading the manuals. if there's a little room for creative combat in the rules, I guess I can patch that someway
>>31198792>frak
Sorry, having a shitty day. Gonna be a while, just have 3 mins free now. Not gonna bail on ya.As for Tia's shapes: other than the ones already estabilished, you can make some up with writes-in if they get enough votes.
Rolled 1>>31198792>damn it. isn't war form determined by... not determined by... I mean, if I become a frak there is no common sense limitation, no?War Form is based on your animal totem. Have a wolf totem? You're becoming a werewolf. Have a turtle totem? You're going to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle.Unfortunately, you can't turn your arms into giant mouths, or have tentacles instead of eyes, unless that's something your totem already has for some reason.
Rolled 6>>31198818Can we get a confirmation on her totem first?
>>31198836Praying mantis.
>>31198862Slightly ominous, but whatever.
Rolled 8>>31198862Alright, well, any good Lunar has, aside from their totem, a fast form, a flying form, an aquatic form, and a tiny form. We know her flying form is a vulture, that her fast form is a horse, and that her aquatic form is a dolphin - aside from any other she might have, of course.So, what should her tiny form be? The form she takes to unobtrusively spy, sneak through small spaces, and so forth. A tiny lizard? A mouse? A cockroach? It should be something common, small, and that most people wouldn't think twice about.
>>31198908Thought she had gills? That's no dolphin.
Rolled 2>>31198921She took a dolphin form for our midnight ride. She probably also has other forms, but that's one confirmed aquatic form.
>>31198908>So, what should her tiny form be? The form she takes to unobtrusively spy, sneak through small spaces, and so forth. A tiny lizard? A mouse? A cockroach? It should be something common, small, and that most people wouldn't think twice about.A dildo
Rolled 8>>31198908>tiny formShouldn't her Mantis form count as tiny?
Rolled 1>>31198823I thought there were Knacks that let you mix and match.
Rolled 8>>31198939Nah, it's probably a fuckhuge man-sized battle-mantis.
Rolled 5>>31198963Not that way. They let you mix and match to have, say, shark teeth and jaws, a turtle's shell, and a bear's body. They don't let you have shark teeth and jaws instead of hands, for example.
>>31198894Hey mantises only kill their mates in lab conditions.
Rolled 10>>31198977So you need Craft Genesis to make an animal with T-rex heads as hands to do it? I'm sure some first age Lunar did something like that.Or you could homebrew a knack to let you do it.
Rolled 2>>31198971How about some kinda snake?
>>31198908She can probably use hybrid body arrangement to appear like air or sea folk.
Rolled 5>not wanting Tia to have a Kraken formIt's like you guys don't want her to pull enemy ships to their watery graveAlso tentacles
>>31199088I like this line of thought.
>>31199088But if she did have tentacles then we'd never get any work done, or anything at all.
>>31199088True, a kraken from has endless uses.That and the potential for endless 'Release the kraken!' jokes. Need to clear a fortress? Kraken.Negotiate a treaty? Kraken.Cook a meal? Kraken.Quickly remove Maka's clothes?Kraken.
>>31198908A black ant. Very small and ignored more often than stomped on.
>>31199491I'm pretty sure all four a Magma Kraken would do better
>>31199032I think I'd be for this or a lizard. Fits with Tia's green hair.
Rolled 10>>31199503not if we want to use the fortress afterwards
>>31198862So, I guess her Tell is mental
>>31199544Didn't we figure her tell was the gloves and boots?
come on guys, this is the best chance to get this filthy whore killed. LETS DO IT!
>>31199570We ain't killin our pet. Who's gonna rule the Wyld otherwise?
>>31199570Maka would be mad if we did that.
>>31199570Plus we haven't tried out her full lewd potential yet!
>>31199576>>31199580Oh~ what happen to all that talk of finally being free form the clingy phyco bitch~
>>31199608Went out the window when the proposal came.
>>31199608The clingy psycho bitch got over her initial rush a little and is now fairly tolerable and, more importantly, amusing.
>>31199608Tia grew on us. She's kind of amazing
>>31199570Your not TiaGET OUT OF HERE GARNET
>>31199623>>31199628>>31199637worthless weaklings. the lot of you.>>31199648oho my love, you have yet to catch me first~
>>31199608that talk ended more than 10 threads ago, keep up anon
>>31199661Right. We have this cycle where things are hated, then we become cool with them.
>>31199608
>>31199719so we're going to like Samiel?
>>31199738Samiel hasn't become amusing, useful, or awesome in any way, so probably not
>>31199738... I thought we already did. I like him at least. He's competent, confident, and adorable when he blushes because he can't handle sexual attraction from women more powerful than him.
>>31199738Sam's got a bit of a stick up his ass but he's cool. And seems to have been broing it up with Talon.
>>31199738Possibly, I like him. He's never been the subject of the pure distilled rage of things like Half Castes or Fae.
>>31199754Thishe's like a Regis we can actually fuck without feeling bad, he's so adorable
>>31199754Same, we've never 'not' liked him, we just didn't know him before.We're so going to include him in our harem, after all, he can't miss out on the action his sister has and will be getting.
>>31199771maybe don't permanently include him, occasional sex should be enough. He has that thing with Smoke going, after all
Rolled 2>>31199738I already like him. He's a genuinely good and occasionally useful person. I just don't like his humorless attitude.
>>31199771Agreed. Besides, gotta collect the whole set, you know?And pic related is my argument for keeping Silk around.
>>31199779That seems pretty one-sided though.
>>31199779Yes but his thing with smoke is also a good way to open permanent relations with her. Say we set them up as a couple, a political marriage. She's favorably inclined to vent magma onto anyone attempting to invade our home.
>>31199779Smoke also has that thing with Taraon or whatever that god of the plains is called
Rolled 10>>31199779So far, the only permanent member has been Tia. We only banged Irene once, aside from that terrible massage haven't done much with the queen, and have only used Silk on the one occasion for glorious massage oil. Tia's the only one we've had seconds of so far. We've also banged less than every other night since we exalted. Aside from our code in clothes and our husbando time, we're really not very sexual.
Rolled 6>>31199831>aside from that terrible massage haven't done much with the queenI thought we actually had sex with the queen?
>>31199831>we're really not very sexual.Thats going to change once we've dealt with Tarien and this campaign is finished
Rolled 1>>31199831>We've also banged less than every other night since we exaltedAnd that's terrible
Rolled 8>>31199844we have, we're lovers from before we exalted
>>31199844Maybe? But not since exalting. We'll need EF's input on that, I think.
>>31199827Yes? And? This is Exalted. Monogamy is considered a quaint option, not a standard of behavior.
Rolled 4>>31199864see >>31199856
>>31199795My argument for keeping her around is that she could, in theory make pick related for us with the right charms. Eventually
Rolled 5>>31199886Aren't Dragon-blooded also encouraged to have a big harem, make those DB babies
>>31199738We already like Samiel because he's useful, he's just not nearly as awesome as everyone else.Him being a total stick in the mud is amusing, because then we do what we like anyway and set him up with sexy dragon chicks he actually doesn't really want anything to do with.
>>31199909Realm DBs are encouraged to have at least two kids with their spouse. While banging outside the marriage is normal, having kids from it is highly taboo.
>>31199909In the Realm, no, because marriage and baby-making are highly political matters. In the Threshold, though? Absolutely.
>>31199754>and adorable when he blushes because he can't handle sexual attraction from women more powerful than him.It's probably because he's used to women being the more powerful sex and he feels kind of emasculated.The Realm is basically a matriarchy, and men are considered overemotional hotheads who you have to just put up with their foibles and not take them seriously, kind of like women were in a lot of cultures.This is made worse by the fact that he's a Fire Aspect, who are ALSO stereotyped as overemotional hotheads
>>31199823If we start having her share her husband that means we're going to have to start sharing our husband with her.Are we prepared to do that? I don't think Tia would like the idea.
>>31199946>at least two kids with their spouse.Huh, I thought it was two kids /per/ spouse? Maybe I'm thinking of somewhere outside the Realm?
>>31199983Except he's NOT from the Realm. Not even affiliated
Rolled 3>>31199909>Aren't Dragon-blooded also encouraged to have a big harem, make those DB babiesMen are, women aren't. Having a baby more than once every five years causes DB women to age at an accelerated rate. They're encouraged to be extremely picky about who fathers their children - this is why DB women tend to take exclusively women as consorts and concubines.Men, on the other hand, are encouraged to knock up as many people as possible as long as it won't prove problematic for inheritance concerns.
Rolled 4>>31200000Doesn't change the fact that Tianna is clearly a DB matriarchy - like an extremely miniature version of the Scarlet Dynasty itself.
>>31200000But his mother does rule with an iron fist.
>>31200000No, but the Realm heavily influences Dragonblooded culture and values at large.
>>31200012Its not clear who the heir is really. Honestly, I assumed Samiel was heir because he seems at least moderately interested in the job.
>>31199994Monogamy is the norm in the Realm (at least among Dynasts) because every marriage is a centuries-long alliance between houses.Her Redness has/had several husbands, but that's because she's the Empress and she can do whatever she wants.
Rolled 1>>31200032I assumed it was Irene because she's constantly working on defense, infrastructure, and training the troops, while Samiel is more of a loner.
>>31200042Is he? I was under the impression he hangs out with the infantry most of the time
Rolled 3>>31200056He was training some troops once, but has otherwise been a loner constantly. Irene, on the other hand, is by herself basically never. She's constantly running things, managing things, ordering people around, training people, and building things. She's solid leadership material, especially if Amata wants to focus on civil engineering/defense in the next generation.
Rolled 4>>31200042Samiel is the one training the troops, everytime we went to see him we were distracting the troops with our lewdware
Rolled 2>>31200079No, that was just one time. Every other time troops were being trained, it was Irene.
>>31200095Irene trains them on using essence-based siege weapons and fortifications. Samiel trains them in stabbing shit and being soldiers.
Rolled 10>>31200116pretty much
>>31200079This is another reason we kind of rub him the wrong way.We are constantly goofing off and fucking around. We can afford to do that because we're a Solar and shit tends to work out for us, but it's gotta be irritating to a person who has to work hard for his successes.
>>31200162Which I really feel bad about. We really should find a way to pay him back for the trouble we've caused him.
hey, may i ask for the original pic?reverse search says nothing
>>31200218I'd suggest checking the archives for an earlier picture of Tia without the character sheet in the background.
Rolled 6>>31200190You mean like sex?
Rolled 1>>31200354Yes like sex
>>31200354Panoply, opportunity to prove himself evn further, Charm-boosted training. And yes, sex.
Rolled 4>>31200377Panoply?
>>31200411Ummm... sorry, exalted-speak. I meant equipment.IIRC, he's only got a mundane stuff. In fact, Tianna is very poor on artifacts in general.
Rolled 4>>31200432>Tianna is very poor on artifacts in generalJust like us.
>>31200354No, that's for our amusement. I was thinking more along the lines of using our Social-Fu powers to get him more recruits, make his soldiers focus on training more seriously, maybe see if we can wrangle him some better weapons and armor.
>>31200444let's hope that Silk can fix it
Rolled 7>>31200472We could use our TWTT to help train the troops up with him, beef up Tianna's army and make nice with Samiel, plus well need them to be strong if they're going to be fighting against whatever the Abyssal's bring
Rolled 8>>31200484>let's hope that Silk can fix itShe can't. Glamour equipment is exceptional, but mundane. Fae in general have a hard time with making actual artifacts. Still, she can shit out some exceptional glamour equipment for us in extremely short order once we set her up here.
>>31200504I thought they can make 3 dot artifacts themselves and have to go quest for 4 and 5 dot ones
Rolled 4>>31200502Yup. We can train Tianna's troops, our pirates, the Northern barbarians, and even the local DBs and peasants in one fell swoop if we get them all together in one place for the montage.
>>31200504Zaan should be capable of pulling raw MM out of the wyld zone, though.
>>31200514They can make artifacts, but not ones constructed out of the 5 magical materials, which renders them sub-optimal for anyone native to creation to use.
>>31200552sub optimal, maybe, but still amazing until we find orihalcum equipment for Maka
Rolled 3>>31200541>Zaan should be capable of pulling raw MM out of the wyld zone, though.Why do you think that? So far, his main confirmed skills are as a doctor, a sorcerer, and causing the Wyld to cease existing entirely.
>Gossamer armor has no fatigue ormobility penalties.Now I want superheavy plate made out of Gossamer
>>31200541Could Zaan and Silk together pinch off a bit of the Wyld Zone and make it a Demense we could cap? IF we could re-direct a lot of this energy to Tianna, we could set up a good power supply for Irene's weapons.
>>31200582Yeah, that's always the go to option.
So, any plans for what to do next and which Charms to activate?EF did ask us to look over Tia's sheet.
Rolled 8>>31200516I can see the troops the DBs and maybe the peasants since we normally live in the castle, but don't we have to spend 4 hours training a day?We'd either need to spend a lot of time traveling to between the castle and the pirates or train them both together which might cause problems
Rolled 3>>31200592Some people were suggesting we activate Deadly Beastman Transformation in order to be nice and buffed for the rest of the scene - which should, ideally, mean it lasts quite a while.
Rolled 2>>31200609Yeah, four hours per day. And I don't see training them all together being an unreasonably difficult problem, especially if we're not asking them to barrack or eat together.
Rolled 6We lose the bonus from our weapon through, if we turn to our warform
Rolled 6>>31200592Well were heading down to the dungeons probably to fight a brainwashed Talon, if we do I would rather not use our sword on him and kill him, just knock him unconscious, Tia does have a charm for unarmed combat
Rolled 9>>31200610we had more than a few votes for Cunning Hunter's Spear for this fight, so we'd save the big guns and essence for the finale
Rolled 5>>31200655That's fair, but remember that Tia's currently at 7/7 Essence and only 5/6 health. I'd rather blow a little Essence now to guarantee her health doesn't drop any further. She's our only real front-line fighter, after all.
Rolled 7>>31200638We could do Relentless Lunar Fury, it gives us the bonuses from DBT without actually transforming us, but it doesn't last the whole scene, but I'd rather save that for the Dorien fight, we could stealth inside and ambush anyone that we find, Tia has a charm for that too
>>31200582You can totally do that. It costs more gossamer than making a fae version of a Kiere class assault skyreme , but you can do that.
You're not going to leave Talon alone.Grabbing Silk's arm and pulling her along, you rush down the stairs, your sword in the other hand. "Where the heck does this lead?" You ask her, worried by the fact that the stairs seem to go way, way down, with no end in near sight. Without stopping, of course."I've never visited the dungeons myself." She admits. "I have no idea what Tarien Dorian keeps down here.""My best." An angry reply echoes from the walls just as you arrive in a vast, dark, featureless room shrouded with fog. The Wyld is thick here, the whirling chaos tingling like a ringing bell in your eyes, making your hair stand on end. You feel like your body's being pulled in several different directions all at once, some of which don't even exist, and only your silver tattoos manage to keep your shape together, glowing through your skin and dress in response.That voice was Tarien Dorian's. "Show yourself." You command, dropping Silk and holding your sword two-handed at the ready. "I don't even need all of you. Just the head would be enough, really.""I'm afraid it's not going to be so easy, you barbarian." He replies, with a sigh. "...You don't really have ANY Idea of what you just did, do you?""Completely ruined any plan you had to turn this into some kind of heroic, fateful final confrontation between you plus brainwashed Talon vs. my adorable wife, in which some retarded, trite, meaningless cliché happens and everyone acts like it was completely unexpected." You reply, fairly sure of yourself. "Now, your head please."Another sigh, more annoyed, echoes as the Wyld energy builds up, dimensions shaking. "I meant 'making me angry', actually. Fortunately, you're still in time to crawl out of this with your life intact. Go back to your precious "wife" and drag her here, and you'll be spared my wrath.""The only reason I am going to go back to get Maka is for having victory sex over your violated corpse." Is your reply.(cont.)
>>31201046>"The only reason I am going to go back to get Maka is for having victory sex over your violated corpse." Is your reply.Is, uhh... is Maka into having sex on dead people?I got the feeling she prefers it on sumptuous beds.
After a brief silence, the fae only replies with a puzzled "what.""You're so sure this story is all about you." You explain to him, since he's apparently retarded. "But you're wrong." Now his voice is more amused. "...I'm sorry?""You're not some kind of master villain in an epic war drama. You're just like an incidental bad guy in a story arc of one of those cheap action novels published one chapter at a time. One of those pulpy, shitty stories choke full of sex and violence." You point at yourself. "And I still have my clothes on.""...Is that how you think?" Silk seems to be intrigued by your thought processes. >Run into the thickest part of the Wyld, searching for Talon and Dorian>Don't lose sight of the exit, taunt Dorian trying to provoke him into a fight>Ask Silk to lead you through the Wyld zone>(Optional) Silk is right, no reason to set arbitrary limits on yourself. Remove clothes.
>>31201130>>(Optional) Silk is right, no reason to set arbitrary limits on yourself. Remove clothes.Nah, let's keep this in reserve for when we need to take things to the next level.We will go full Dragonball and remove our weighted training clothes. Except it will be all our clothes.Except the gloves and boots, of course.
Rolled 3>>31201130>(Optional) Silk is right, no reason to set arbitrary limits on yourself. Remove clothes.I'm cool with all the options, but we definitely need to take the optional choice.
>>31201130>one of those cheap action novels published one chapter at a time. One of those pulpy, shitty stories choke full of sex and violence.Good to know those still exist in Creation and they're just as popular.
Rolled 5>>31201130>Don't lose sight of the exit, taunt Dorian trying to provoke him into a fight"Honestly, could you come out already? I want to kill you and get off Namek already."
Rolled 8>>31201130>Don't lose sight of the exit, taunt Dorian trying to provoke him into a fightWe can't undress here, we just got married/engaged we need to keep our wedding dress on until Maka rips it off of us
>>31201187We're still on namek?
>>31201130>Don't lose sight of the exit, taunt Dorian trying to provoke him into a fight
Rolled 6>>31201130>Don't lose sight of the exit, taunt Dorian trying to provoke him into a fight>>31201200Well do you remember the names of the Deathknights anymore without looking them up?
Time to use some charms yet?
Rolled 6>>31201222I kinda want to wait and see if Dorien actually attacks us before we use any charms
>>31201222We don't have any social or mental charms to taunt him with. Beastman transformation would be good though
>>31201242Whelp, Tia's going to get UMI'd then.
Rolled 10>>31201267Doesn't she have iron on her?And Silk is right there, can she help with that?
>>31201267Nah, this isn't paranoia rocket tag. Plus, Freezer here undoubtedly used a lot of his essense on turning Talon. No way he's topped off.
Rolled 8>>31201130>Don't lose sight of the exit, taunt Dorian trying to provoke him into a fight
Rolled 1>>31201130>Don't lose sight of the exit, taunt Dorian trying to provoke him into a fight
Rolled 5>>31201130>Don't lose sight of the exit, taunt Dorian trying to provoke him into a fight
Rolled 9>>31201130Taunt him, he's already said he's angry.
Rolled 8How many dice do we get?
Rolled 3>>31201485Social? I doubt we'll get much.
Rolled 1>>31201532Social plus life
>>312014856
>>312015516 dice? That's what, 3 successes?That's not bad.
Social + War = 3 5 8 6 6 10 8 = 4 successes"So." You ask to the gathering Wyld, trying to discern shapes and meanings in them. He's out there, hiding somewhere, and Talon's with him. "What was your plan? Was it really just putting Talon against Maka?""Probably." Is Silk's comment."What if it was?" The voice responds with a challenge."Well, I'd say that it was a really shitty plan." You glance at Silk, who nods vigorously. "Predictable. Clichè. Besides, it proves that you just don't care.""Yes. I mean, it's pretty obvious that it should have been Samiel." The Fae supports your point of view."...Who?" You caught Darien off-guard."You know, they have that whole manly friendship forged on the battlefield thing." She explains."Right. Just like me and Maka."She turns towards you. "You're not- Okay, but Maka's not- Okay you're both pretty manly in unusual ways, I'll admit.""I can be pretty manly in the usual way too." You demonstrate."I- okay, you can put that away I think. Unless you plan on using it right now." She replies, feeling a bit intimidated."...That's not a bad idea in fact." You note."...It wasn't meant to be a suggestion, but I guess that-""...SHUT UUUP."That scream gave you a definite idea of direction."I... I won't tolerate you ruffians staying in my castle, polluting my story, any longer.""Dorian, show your face and I'm going to pollute YOU!" You reply, with the best retort ever. Silk desperately tries to hold back laughter."...Alright. Enough." You hear a roaring echo, as the fog suddenly coalesces and dissipates, revealing a scenery around you-"...Oh, so THAT was the third Behemoth?" You're not too impressed.(cont.)
Rolled 6>>31201649>She turns towards you. "You're not- Okay, but Maka's not- Okay you're both pretty manly in unusual ways, I'll admit.">"I can be pretty manly in the usual way too." You demonstrate.>"I- okay, you can put that away I think. Unless you plan on using it right now." She replies, feeling a bit intimidated.The best husbando ever
Rolled 5>>31201681So 'manly' she even intimates other shapeshifters. NICE.
Rolled 10>>31201649Two faced hero, one of the premier charms for yanking peoples chains. Lovely.
The distorted living palace slithers up from its abyss, staring at you with several, scattered eyes. Some of its mouth belch fireballs made of frozen acid at you."Five talents say that he's keeping Talon inside that thing, at the top of the tallest tower." You bet."I have no idea who this Five Talents person is, but he sounds very knowledgeable." Silk replies, missing the point."...That's not what I- nevermind. Let's go." You command her, sidestepping a blast, which blows a hole in reality where you were standing up to a second ago."I'll follow, but I'll let you know that I'm focusing completely on preventing your senses from being exposed to the full power of the Wyld and keeping your little, limited brain from cracking like an egg from the pressure." She replies.You point at... whatever that is. "So I'm not really seeing that? Am I seeing things through your sensory mediation now? What is that even? What am I seeing? What is reality? What is truth?""Sex and violence, Tia." She invites you. "Sex and violence.""Right." You turn towards the thing. "Focus on what I do best.">There's an entrance there, and if there's a hole it's your job to enter it.>That building is obviously alive. You should murder it. First things first.
Rolled 5>>31201792>That building is obviously alive. You should murder it. First things first.Time to hulk out? Definitely time to Hulk out.
Rolled 7>>31201792>That building is obviously alive. You should murder it. First things first.Could we use Warform and Golden Tiger Stance?
Rolled 10>>31201792Enter that hole.
Rolled 1>>31201792>That building is obviously alive. You should murder it. First things first.I'm tempted to use lighting flashed might to grapple it, turn it upsidedown, and shake it until Talon and overlord guy fall out.
Rolled 5>>31201792>There's an entrance there, and if there's a hole it's your job to enter it.Let's go get Talon
Rolled 7>>31201792>There's an entrance there, and if there's a hole it's your job to enter it.I want to bust this thing open from the inside with Talon
>>31201792>There's an entrance there, and if there's a hole it's your job to enter it.
Rolled 4>>31201792>There's an entrance there, and if there's a hole it's your job to enter it.Fuck yeah.
Rolled 9>>31201792This an impossible choice - Tia is written perfectly by the way - but the coupon came up Heads so:>That building is obviously alive. You should murder it. First things first.First things first, time to start activating scene long combat charms.
Rolled 9>>31201792>That building is obviously alive. You should murder it. First things first.Voting for using Warform.
Rolled 1>>31201952Other than Warform we only have two other scene longs, +2 bonus to armed or +2 bonus to unarmed combat rolls
God, I think Tia is my waifu
Rolled 3>>31202048Tia is TOTALLY my waifu.
>>31201792>There's an entrance there, and if there's a hole it's your job to enter it.Holy fuck Im dyingTia a best
Rolled 10>>31201792>>31201792>That building is obviously alive. You should murder it. First things first.Voting for Warform!
Rolled 1>>31202048She's my Husbando.
>>31202048>>31202056More anons for the Tia harem (a sub harem of the Maka harem).
Rolled 8>>31201792>There's an entrance there, and if there's a hole it's your job to enter it.
Rolled 4>>31201909forgot to roll, and support going into warform.
Physical + War + Equip = 5 7 10 1 5 7 4 9 9 = 6 successes"I'm conflicted." You state at Silk, who is still standing beside you."Huh?""Should I murder that building, or have sex with it?""...I see that I couldn't manage to keep the Wyld from seeping into your brain and driving you insane." She replies."I will do both then!" You resolve, brandishing your blade and charging through the structure's entrance, dodging incoming fireballs left and right. Deciding it's the right moment to do so, you pull your bloodsoaked veil off your head, wrap it around your neck like a crimson scarf, and yell, mid-leap, "TRANSFORM!", finding the time to strike an appropriate pose. Just to remind Dorian who is the main character here.[DEADLY BEASTMAN RANSFORMATION x2][CUNNING HUNTER'S SPEAR][Essence: 4/7]Your body rearranges itself into a lean, powerful, armor-plated insectlike combat machine, as blasts of corrosive wyld wash over your carapace harmlessly. Your dress vanishes, but your improvised scarf stays, flapping dramatically in the wind as you smash through the entrance gate's teeth and roll inside the building's soft tongue corridor.Slashing your blade around you, you stab and cleave into the walls and pavement, cutting skin and flesh and drawing bubbling black blood.As a reaction, you see a dark light gathering at the far end of the corridor, a blast of black fire growing your way with incredible speed.>Roll into a side passage>Slash it in half with your daiklave>Walk right through it
>>31202340>Slash it in half with your daiklaveThis feels suitably...Tia.
Rolled 6>>31202340>>Slash it in half with your daiklaveViolence is our strenght
Rolled 6>>31202340>you pull your bloodsoaked veil off your head, wrap it around your neck like a crimson scarf, and yell, mid-leap, "TRANSFORM!"We Kamen Rider now>Slash it in half with your daiklave10 dice, warform soak, we're okay
Rolled 5>>31202340>Slash it in half with your daiklave
Rolled 9>>31202340>Slash it in half with your daiklave
Rolled 7>>31202340>Roll into a side passageAnd then a slashing mad dash to the top!
Rolled 1>>31202340>Deciding it's the right moment to do so, you pull your bloodsoaked veil off your head, wrap it around your neck like a crimson scarf, and yell, mid-leap, "TRANSFORM!">mantis lunar>scarf>henshinFucking. Yes.
Rolled 2>>31202340>Slash it in half with your daiklavelet's hope the dice cooperate
Rolled 3>>31202340>Slash it in half with your daiklaveUsually this does not end well for us, but what the hell!
Rolled 1>>31202402>>31202437I hadn't noticed until now
Rolled 4>>31202340>Slash it in half with your daiklavedice don't fail us now
>>31202340>OTHERHorizontally slash the floor with our blade, then grab the severed surface with our hands/claws/whatever and rip it up, then drive our feet down into the exposed masonry-flesh underneath like a living arrow and curl the loose flap of castle-flesh over ourselves , allowing the black fire to either wash past the castle's flesh harmlessly or dissolve more of itself. Either way we'll be fine as we carve a new hallway to the beast's heart/throne underneath its surface layer of walls and floors.
Rolled 3>Daiklave this SOB
Rolled 10>>31202340I wonder if we can get a charm for Maka that makes sex as restful as sleep for her?Also would Tiger Warrior be able to level up Tia's Life or is does Zenith count under War?
Rolled 1>>31202515>I wonder if we can get a charm for Maka that makes sex as restful as sleep for her?That's an Infernal charm, I think
>>31201792Five Talents DOES sound like a Fae name. Or maybe an Exalt from one of Creation's barbarian culture (who's then offended that people assume it's referring to money instead of their five legendary skills).Bonus points if people think they're a prostitute and that that's they're asking price.
Rolled 4>>31202402We even have an insect-themed armored transformation form. We're Kamen Rider Moon.
>>31202515No effect on Tia because she's exalted.
Rolled 5>>31202537It is? Oh, lolz.
Rolled 6>>31202546If they cost five talents for a lay, they had BETTER be an exalted whore. That's insanely pricey.
Rolled 7>>31202585Maka could probably charge five talents for a lay
>>31202585Nobody says people aren't impressed, they're just indignant because they're impressed by entirely the wrong thing.
>>31202515>I wonder if we can get a charm for Maka that makes sex as restful as sleep for herSexual Healing Attitude
>>31202624If it doesn't already exist, Maka could probably invent it.And maybe a Solar version of Thousandfold Courtesan Calculations geared toward forming alliances. We seem to be forming a lot of alliances via sex.
Rolled 8>>31202574it's not JUST sex, it's everything physically exhausting like running.Lesser beings may run for a time and falter. They do notinternalize the motion until it uplifts and rejuvenates them.Infernals with this Charm experience no fatigue while dashing.Any existing fatigue penalties from prior exertions abatefor the duration, returning without improvement when thecharacter stops dashing. At Essence 3+, the act of continuouslydashing counts as rest for the purposes of alleviatingfatigue. At Essence 4+, prolonged dashing also counts asmeditation for the purpose of Essence recovery.Reaching Essence 5+ initiates a more extreme metamorphosis,as continuous dashing counts as sleep for all recuperativepurposes, including the opportunity for a Willpower recoveryroll every eight hours. The Infernal even dreams while dashing,though this reflexively occurs on a separate level of consciousnessand does not impair conscious actions. The characterloses all recuperative benefits from actual sleep.A second purchase of this Charm expands its scope toinclude any form of continuous and normally fatiguing exertionin addition to dashing. The exertion must involve significantnon-stationary movement. Gentle lovemaking would not suffice,though a wild romp spilling from room to room would.
>>31202662>The character>loses all recuperative benefits from actual sleep.This seems like a severe negative
Rolled 6>>31202698welcome to infernal charms
>>31202698Infernal charms are often almost as inconvenient for the user as they are for the rest of Creation.
>>31202698At top level you can sprint all day and night and be in better condition than the person who slept the night at your destination.
Rolled 8>>31202698you can perfectly replace it with running. Just run in a circle if you want to sleep
>>31202773Or have eight hours of intense sex.
Rolled 7>>31202608Not until she invents a solar counterpart to Thousandfold Courtesan Calculations.
Rolled 6>>31202812which effect do you want to replicate?The after-sex UMI, the super-sex or the app bonus uncapping?
Rolled 1>>31202698Why? You can just replace sleep with dancing, or fucking, or building a wall, or fighting, or anything else that normal people find exhausting. Your productivity goes through the roof.
Rolled 10>>31202812Warmth of Exalted Companionship Technique.
>>31202862Your partners does not.
Rolled 3>>31202854The super sex and the bonus to seduction would suit these purposes. As far as Permanent charms go, one that gives you a flat bonus to seduction and permanently impossibly good sex isn't too shabby.
Rolled 3>>31202894haremis there anything it can't solve
Rolled 5>>31202894So go for a jog, or run martial arts drills, or blacksmith, or attend a rowdy dance hall at night. No longer having a use or need for sleep is awesome.
Physical + War + Equip + CHsS = 6 6 5 9 7 1 2 3 1 4 3 = 2 successesStriding confidently towards the oncoming flame, you slash at it with your daiklave in a grand motion, and are invested right a moment afterwards by a blast of pure, undiluted, all-consuming hate.[HP: 4/6]Despite your powerful armor, the black substance washes over you, burning, freezing, torturing. The pain makes you blank out for a few seconds, but you manage to restrain yourself from screaming with the though of how uncool it would sound if Maka were here to hear you.You pull yourself back up, patting the heat-devouring flames burning on your carapace off."...Alright, you're going to pay for that."The innards of this foul beast are ever-shifting, confusing and incomprehensible. As you open your eyes, you realize that you are in a different location than you were, and the entrance you smashed through is nowhere to be seen. You're in a pinkish, circular room filled with heat and humidity. A criss-cross of corridors radiate in all directions, including up and down. You lost all reference points."You're pathetic." Dorian's voice mocks you. "You've only increased the number of Lunars I'm holding prisoner in my maze from one to two. Oh!" He sounds like he just had an idea. "Of course. I'll just have to focus on breaking you, rather than Talon, and then send you against Maka. It'll be MUCH more interesting."You'd love to lash back at him, but you have really no idea how to act in this situation.>Take a random path>Other?
>>31202901It would have a prereq of Husband-Seducing Demon Dance, I'd say.
Rolled 8>>31203103>Cut a random path!
Rolled 6>>31203103>OtherFuck paths. In stories, the best way to solve mazes is ALWAYS cheating. CUT OUR OWN PATH.
Rolled 5>>31203103the building is alive, isn't it?>SMASH THE WALLSTIA SMASH
Rolled 2>>31203103>>Other?Abuse the infinite strength ability to shake the castle until Doren appears before us.
Rolled 8>>31203103>Cut a random path!Sounds goodDid we lose Silk too?
Rolled 6>>31203103>attack the walls
Rolled 4>>31203160This works. Bonus poins if we chose to go down.
Rolled 4>>31203103Right through the fucking roof
Rolled 1>>31203160seconding
Rolled 6I hope 2 successes are enough for this
Rolled 4>>31203182Smart. Pull the whole damn place apart, if it works that way.
Rolled 9>>31203235It's not
Rolled 4>>31203103Attack the walls!We're inside the beast, hurt it instead of playing its game!
Rolled 1>>31203126but we don't want UMI, we just want to be very seductive
>>31203345I guess we'd need to take stock of the non-UMI social charms or inquire about a custom one.At this point, Maka seems like she should have a seduction focused social charm, but I'm not sure there are many examples for Solars.Which is a bit odd, really, given how focused they are on specialization.
Rolled 5>>31203345Yeah, more along the like of Majestic Radiant Presence, but permanent and much more narrow. Maybe an upgrade to MRP that makes it permanently and freely apply to seduction and fucking?
Rolled 2>>31203345There is nothing wrong with UMI. I want to be Lelouch.
Rolled 5>>31203345We don't ever have to use it but having a UMI is pretty good in an emergency when you just don't have a lot of timeI like UMIs
>>31203429>>31203417>>31203345Are custom Charms possible in Exalted? This sounds kind of fun.
>>31203465They are. I'll consider it.
>>31203345Honestly, the distinction is stupid, and I'm glad its going away in 3rd ed.
Rolled 10>>31203465They are for everyone except Sidereals.
>>31203541I always liked the distinction. Mindfucking is mindfucking. I like the idea that we can be utterly persuassive without it being rape.
Rolled 3>>31203541even then "seduce single person" shouldn't have "inspire people to join your army" as a prequisite
>>31203590I'm not really seeing a difference between those options.
Rolled 3>>31203502"Husband-Seducing Honeymoon Method.">I invented a new charms just for our wedding night, Tia~
Rolled 4>>31203723>"Husbando-Seducing Honeymoon Method."fixed that for you
>>31203541So everything is rape in 3rd?
>>31203723I approve
"Mazes." You mumble, slamming a hand against a corner. It produces a wet noise. "I hate mazes."You grab the fleshy wall with both hands, and begin pulling."I don't care about mazes. I want YOU, asshole."And pulling."I want to use your skull as a drinking cup."And pulling"And I want to save Talon."And pulling some more."And then I want to bang Maka until all of my dicks fall off."All of your muscles tense as your pull begins to rip horrendously the meaty wall's flesh, spreading blood all around you in gory spraysNot enough.Too little, to slow.You take a deep breath, wiping sweat off your brow, glancing around yourself, at the twisty maze of little passages, all like, spreading endlessly around you - mindgames within mindgames, trick to make you waste time, more delays and obstacles between you and that damn faerie's skull."...You know what, Dorian? I'm tired of playing your game."[Lunar Shapeshifting: Kraken Form][Lightning Flash Might][Unyielding Might][Golden Tiger Stance][Shell-Crushing Atemi][Essence: 1/7](cont.)
Rolled 1>>31203827>[Essence: 1/7]I really hope the fight against Dorian counts as the same scene
>>31203827>[Lunar Shapeshifting: Kraken Form]Aw yeah hype shit
Rolled 5>>31203847What fight? He'll be just another casualty of all the concentrated awesome that will unfold!
Rolled 5>>31203827>"And then I want to bang Maka until all of my dicks fall off.">And I have a lot of dicks
Rolled 4>>31203827Rollan just in case.
Rolled 10>>31203827>"And then I want to bang Maka until all of my dicks fall off."and then Maka miraculously survived jumping in front of a spell just to be fucked to death by her husbando.The end
Rolled 1>>31203827No idea on what to pick, but rolling just in case.
Rolled 7>>31203942that's not a choice on what to pick. We're activating all of them
Rolled 6>>31203827Some more dice, just in case.
Rolled 3>>31203942That wasn't a pick. EF just activated ALL of the charms. Prepare for maximum AWESOME!
Rolled 1>>31203947Oh. Well. I had wondered why low Essence.
Rolled 10>>31203827Trog says: Kill them all!
Rolled 10>>31203827>(cont.)looking at those dice, I've never been so happy to see a "(cont.)"
Rolled 4>>312039955/11 is not too bad.
>>31203827>[Lunar Shapeshifting: Kraken Form]she has it
>>31204099Of course, how else could we have physically-improbable tentacle sex with Maka otherwise?
>>31202657>And maybe a Solar version of Thousandfold Courtesan Calculations geared toward forming alliances. We seem to be forming a lot of alliances via sex.Holy Sunlit Bonding Methodology?
You expand, bursting beyond the narrow confines of the cramped rooms and spaces the meat maze allowed you. Your many tentacles stretch far and wide, through passages and corridors, filling up every turn, every gap, every tunnel and room of this cursed building.Finally, you explode it from the inside.You wrap your tentacles around the topmost tower and slam it down angrily, one, two, three times before calming down.The scenery around you is nothing more than an endless valley of blood, gore and broken meat now. You draw your body up to that shred of the once-terrifying structure, slimming down back to your armored warform to walk in it, your sword rematerializing in your hand as you do so.The tower looks like a prison alright: the corridors and rooms are crooked, but you see, sealed inside a tube similar to a sac of liquid grown from the skin of the beast, Talon's faintly-visible outline, passed out in a nightmarish sleep.Standing up and dusting his clothes, Dorian gazes upon you with disdain. He opens mouth, about to share some trite, long-practiced line with you about how much he sucks and he's going to die and how awesome whatever you just did was.Maybe.>Lunge and stab Skullopener through him>Throw the daiklave at him, then get close and personal>Avoid him, slash at the sac Talon is imprisoned in>No, actually, you ARE interested in what he's about to say.>Other?
Rolled 6>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himdon't let him talk
Rolled 1>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himThe sooner he is dead, the sooner we can fuck Maka!
>>31204276He even LOOKS like an inconceivable tool.
Rolled 6>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himdie you bastard
Rolled 8>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through him
Rolled 2>>31204276>Avoid him, slash at the sac Talon is imprisoned inJust in case killing him kills his prisoner or something.
Rolled 5>>31204276Smack him upside the head in an attempt to break his fairy jaw. Bonus points if we use out sward to do it without cutting him.
Rolled 8>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himLet's just finish this shit.
Rolled 9>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himKill himNow
Rolled 5>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
Rolled 1>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himMurderize the shit out of him.
Rolled 10>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through him
Rolled 7>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himFuck letting him talk. Fuck everything, this asshole dies.
Rolled 5>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himSkullcup time
>>3120437411th roll. This counting or are we stuck at two successes?
Rolled 2>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himshould we activate Shell-Crushing Atemi to make sure he's dead?
Rolled 6>>31204397It counts, and we'd have 3 anyway
Rolled 7>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through himuse Shell-Crushing Atemi
Rolled 1>>31204276>Lunge and stab Skullopener through him
Rolled 4>>31204409I think we should, one essence left and not much else left ot spend it on and we are fighting Dorien
Rolled 2>>312043975 successes by my count.
>>31204276Yea, also voting to use [Shell-Crushing Atemi]This guy has to die.
Rolled 7>>31203847Considering the stipulations on Silver Lunar Resolution, Maka's going to be seeing a lot of Nurse Tia pretty soon.
Rolled 4>>31204507I'm not sure but doesn't that text imply that anytime she spends with Maka is time that lets her recover that essence
>>31204540She needs to be nurturing or protecting something or someone.Interesting that that can be interpreted as the wife option or the husband option.
Physical + War + Equip + CHsS = 6 1 6 8 2 5 8 9 5 1 10 = 5 successesYou lunge and stab Skullopener through him.The slippery little Raksha bastard nearly gets out of the way in time, getting only grazed by your blow, which is, still, forceful enough to slash through his skin and draw blood. He rolls on the ground, to the side, standing back up with a backflip in which three long crystal blades are launched at you. Pulling your blade back, you quickly parry the first two, and swat the third aside with a backhanded blow."My, my, you're really the worst." He mumbles, sliding two fingers on his wound, a slight cut in his side, and looking idly for a second at his own rainbow-colored blood. "Not a care in the world. No sense for a proper story. Just a bundle of brainless, hotblooded stupidity. I hoped for something better from a shapeshifter such as you.">Charge him, slam the flat of the daiklave on his head, hope you nail the "volume off" button.>Approach slowly, guard raised, then unleash a horizontal slash when you're in range.>Wait defensively for his next attack, while thinking of ways to counter it. Hoping he won't just talk your head off instead.>Heft your sword like a javelin, throw it at him.>Close up with quick steps, leave the sword down and instead engage him in a grapple>Other?
>>31204652>Close up with quick steps, leave the sword down and instead engage him in a grapplewe're a giant war-form, we should be good at this
Rolled 5>>31204652>otherUse a kick to push him to the ground, then, standing on his chest, take his head off in one clean blow.
Rolled 7>>31204652>Close up with quick steps, leave the sword down and instead engage him in a grappleIf we don't finish him off with a suplex we'd be looking really uncool in front of Maka who'll show up just in time to see it.
>>31204652Screw subtlety.Slash him over and over again, while screaming SEXANDVIOLENCE
Rolled 10>>31204652>Charge him, slam the flat of the daiklave on his head, hope you nail the "volume off" button.I'm really loving Tia
Rolled 5>>31204652>Charge him, slam the flat of the daiklave on his head, hope you nail the "volume off" button.Why would we wait? So he can use his fae magic on us? Keep berserking!
Rolled 9>>31204652>Charge him, slam the flat of the daiklave on his head, hope you nail the "volume off" button.Keep up the pressure!
Rolled 5>>31204652Stab him in the throatFae need that to talk, right?
Rolled 8>>312046525 Successes just barely scratch him? Damn, Maka wouldn't stand a chance
Rolled 2>>31204652>>Charge him, slam the flat of the daiklave on his head, hope you nail the "volume off" button.
Rolled 9>>31204792That's why best husbando takes care of the murder
Rolled 3>>31204792Seriously,Maka would have gotten wrecked
Rolled 10>>31204652>Charge him, slam the flat of the daiklave on his head, hope you nail the "volume off" button.Is recaptcha showing chinese characters unless you mouse over for everyone else now?
Rolled 8>>31204652>Charge him, slam the flat of the daiklave on his head, hope you nail the "volume off" buttonactivate skullcrusher's +1 damage effect
Rolled 2>>312048458 successes this time. Nice roll![Spoiler]Yes.[/Spoiler]
Rolled 8>>31204827Eh. She has 9 dice in her combat pool with Solar Hero Style. She works definitely be worse off than Tia, but not that much worse.
Rolled 2what's that, 9 successes so far?
Rolled 8>>31204652Rip his tounge out. Just reach in and rip it right out.
Rolled 9>>31204845look at the date>>31204880but she couldn't have ripped the building apart
Rolled 6>>31204880At full health and essence It would work SHS and IKB are a great combo, but as she was, 1 health 1 essence, motherfucking murdered
Rolled 5>>31204904Oh, sure, if we're taking about current resource levels, Tia was the obvious choice for the front line.
Rolled 8>>31204891I've been in here on my phone most of today, so just saw it now.
Physical + War + Equip + CHsS = 5 7 10 5 9 5 8 2 9 3 10 = 8 successes.You approach with a quick step and slam Skullopener sideways into Dorian's temple, sending him flying into a wall which he hits with a disgusting squishy sound."Oh, that shut you up." You spin the blade playfully. "So, you got any more tricks?"Struggling to stand back upright, the fae bastard steps back from you."Oh, right, Maka smashed your armies one after another." You whack him on the right thigh, hard, and he whimpers, rolling to the side and losing his footing again.Scuttling away, he makes a wide, desperate gesture against you, creating a long spear of growing crystal flying towards your eyes.>Smash it with Skullopener, step into his guard, kick his stomach in.>Grab it and twist it aside, stab him with it.>Avoid the blow, grab his neck, start throttling him.>Headbutt the spear, then punt his head into the wall.
Rolled 8>>31205101>Grab it and twist it aside, stab him with it.Pin him to the wall with it.
Rolled 10>>31205101>Grab it and twist it aside, stab him with it.he needs to die fast, so we can give Maka his head and fuck on his castle's body
Rolled 3>>31205101>kill the shit out of him, drink from his skull, fuck Maka Done.
Rolled 9>>31205101Bat the spear back at him.
Rolled 4>>31205101>Grab it and twist it aside, stab him with it.So tired of this place, the only good that came out of it was Silk, pin that fucker to the wall
Rolled 6>>31205101>Grab it and twist it aside, stab him with it.and then cut his fucking head off
Rolled 4>>31205101Throw it back at him, remove skull, make wine glass.
Rolled 7>>31205101>Grab it and twist it aside, stab him with it.
Rolled 4>>31205101>Grab it and twist it aside, stab him with it.
Rolled 4>>31205101What happened to Silk?
Rolled 4>>31205280More importantly does she need to be nearby us to protect us from wyld mind fuckery
Rolled 2Is anyone else waiting for Maka to show up in full on shining golden Solar glory
Rolled 5>>31205101>Grab it and twist it aside, stab him with it.
Rolled 8>>31205331no. If she shows up, Dorian will use his final attack to throw a deathspell at her, and we're going to have to jump into it
>>31205331...maybe
>>31205303Why do you think I was asking?
Rolled 7>>31205101>Headbutt the spear, then punt his head into the wall.you guys have no fucking aesthetic sensibilty
Rolled 7>>31205399shut up Garnet
>>31205331No, I'm waiting for TD to assume Maka's form hoping that Tia won't hit her wife.
Rolled 8>>31205416I feel like Tia would react to that like Mustang reacted to Envy turning into Hughes
Rolled 9I suggest not stabbing him with his own spear, he might have control of it.
>>31205415Who the HELL is that?
Physical + War + Equip + CHsS = 8 10 3 9 4 6 4 7 4 4 4 = 5 successs"We killed your nobles, except one which Maka made into her pet." You grab the onrushing spear, its sharp edges scratching horribly into your hands, cracking your exoskeleton.[HP: 3/6]Finally, the spear stops, resting in your hands. You turn it around and toss it back, and it explodes against Dorian as he tries to find shelter behind a corner of the bizarre complex, but shards of the explosion reach him in a painful volley of shrapnel, and he falls back down."And, by my count, you're all out of Behemoths as well."The Raksha prince, though horribly wounded, raises his fists in a guard stance, his eyes sharply examining every your move."Don't you have any other party tricks?">Vertical slash. Gonna cut him in two from head to groin.>Horizontal slash. Decapitation.>Throw the blade at him, follow with a high kick.>Rush into his guard, try and get him in a hold.>Just charge into him with your full body.>Stay on the defensive. Maybe he DOES have other party tricks.
>>31205443Let him try to control all these successes.
Rolled 2>>31205509>Horizontal slash. Decapitation.That head. I want it.
Rolled 10>>31205509>Horizontal slash. Decapitationwe want that head
Rolled 2>>31205509>Horizontal slash. Decapitation.we need the skull
Rolled 8>>31205509>Horizontal slash. Decapitation.we told Maka we were going to take his head
Rolled 10>>31205509Decapitation. Tia swore an oath to drink wine out of that skull.
Rolled 4Horizontal Slash.
Rolled 5>>31205509>Horizontal slash. Decapitation.Tia's going to have a sad problem soon
Rolled 3I wish Tia some soak charm to use about now
Rolled 2>>31205509In the immortal words of Jack Black>Decapitation!
Rolled 5>>31205509We can do better than 5 successes, come on.
Rolled 9>>31205509>Horizontal slash. Decapitation.
Careful EF we're on page ten now
Rolled 2>>31205509>Horizontal slash. Decapitation.Time to get our head!
Rolled 3>>31205576>not knowing how to drink from a skullJust turn it upside down and use the top of the skull to hold the liquid.
Rolled 6>>31205509Do we have to activate Skullopener's +1 damage ability, or is it automatic? Becuase we should do that if it isn't an auto thing
>>31205698You can also fill the brain cavity with a metal interior to actually hold the liquid
>>31205708They were automatic when we were using the iron gauntlets with Maka
>>31205717>>31205698You can simply drink from your own skull, duh.just make a hole under the brain cavity so the wine falls in your mouth.
>>31205643Have we been archived?EF's been known to do additional threads to finish up a session
>>31205787Yeah it up on suptg
>>31205754Kinda. The aggravated effect v. Fae was automatic, the actual equip bonus got used when we did big dramatic punches.
Physical + War + Equip + CHsS = 2 10 2 8 10 4 5 3 2 5 9 = 6 successes[Weapon damage boost used]A moment before the impact of your weapon, Dorian's face turns into that of some white-haired, dark-skinned woman you don't recognize.You slam your blade edgefirst into his neck, and the enchanted moonsilver's razor-sharp edge sinks into it up to the bone, followed by a highly decorative spray of blood coloring the room."H-How... how could you... do this... to your beloved..." He gurgles, gasping for air, his face returning to normal.You squint. "...What the heck- Wait, you mean that that was supposed to be Maka?" You can't help but laugh. No way that ugly hag looked anything LIKE her. You twist the blade in the wound, going deeper, scratching his neck bone. "That.. That didn't have even one sixty-fourth of one hundredth of one part per million of Maka's hotness." You twist the blade deeper. "Any more tricks?""Y... you should know something by now..." He whimpers, his hands desperately patting the wall behind him......Wait, that's not a wall. That's Talon's torture capsule!"...a Fae Lord always has another trick ready!"You have no idea how he did that, but he touches the bubble in such a way that his fingers sink deeply into the seemingly-tough semitransparent skinlike substance, and the entire surface just *pop*s in a blast of disgusting, nightmarish liquid.Talon, eyes closed, raises his hands with uncertain movements."Ahah! Now, Tia, face your old comrade in battl-"He shuts up when Talon grabs his arms and, pulling in two separate directions, tears them off at the shoulder."....And you should have known, by now, that Lunars don't fall for them." He mumbles, before quietly passing out by your feet.[Session end]
>>31205811>>31205787Should refresh it just in case
Rolled 10>>31205911>"....And you should have known, by now, that Lunars don't fall for them." He mumbles, before quietly passing out by your feet.All hail the perfect social defences.
Rolled 7>>31205911>"That.. That didn't have even one sixty-fourth of one hundredth of one part per million of Maka's hotness."I am now convinced that Tia actually has a mathematical formula for how hot people are in relation to Maka
>>31205911>He shuts up when Talon grabs his arms and, pulling in two separate directions, tears them off at the shoulder.Ha, fucker
Rolled 9>>31205911>"....And you should have known, by now, that Lunars don't fall for them." He mumbles, before quietly passing out by your feet.LUNARS ARE FUCKING AWESOME
Rolled 2>>31205962Everyone else is measured in picoMakas
>>31205911Sweet! How much XP did Tia earn this session and is that representative of her usual growth rate?
Rolled 9>>31205996Hopefully enough to buy a soak charm
>>31205996Oh, Tia's going to show Maka her growth rate, all right.
>>31205995>picoMakas>Not femtoMakasReally?mi don't think Tia is that sloppy with her calculations.
Rolled 6>>31206026
>>31206031Femto a pretentious shit
Great thread EF, any idea when the next one will be?
Did he actually turn into maka there? Im kinda confused. Did he try and screw with Tia's mind and it didn't work or what?
>>31206256I had the feeling it was a little bit of the Solar bond showing up, No one shuold be able to fool her into thinking they were Maka with that
>>31206256Yeah, he did. He also didn't expect our friendly neighborhood psychopath to not recognize Maka without her being a Solar
>>31206256He changed his face to look like her, didn't account for lunar mate bond and Tia being batshit yandere insane.
>>31206256He probably did a perfect physical mimicry but knew Jack shit about how Solar Bonds work.
Rolled 2>>31206256What I'm guessing is that he turned into an exact copy of Maka, but it didn't work because of the Solar Bond. To Tia, Maka looks perfect, and even a noble Fae can't duplicate her
>>31206285>>31206299>>31206302>>31206311>>31206319Everyone seems to be on the same page here
>>31206343Brcause Tia is best husbando and we love her.
>>31205911Let's see. Technically Tia saved Talon, so I guess he goes in her harem.
Rolled 10>>31206431but Tia doesn't have a harem. She has a Maka. She told us this when we learned that she wanted us to have a harem
>>31206469Oh Tia's harem belongs to Maka, but it's a bit of friendly spousal rivalry and Maka might loose face among Lunars if her mate doesn't have a decent harem of her own.
