Rules: It will work itself out>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/apwqFQpL>That cowardly and suspicious lot's twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpCosgrove>Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest>Story Arc database: Under revision- it might be fixed soon. Maaaybe~Last time- Whos last time ours or? Whatever. Last time Peter started making a suit! It was pretty damn rad all things being honest though the lack of lasers was very troubling. He saw a black spider-man on the news doing spider-man things and felt it was, as a whole, very intimidating.But not, like, in a racist way or anything.Then peter slept a lot. There, 100% up to date.You are Risa Schrodinger, and you are currently asleep in someone else’s bed. I wish I could say that this was an uncommon occurrence, Goldilocks, but you are pretty used to waking up in stranger’s beds. You give a disgruntled swat to the air at the accurate assessment of your personal value and move a long nailed hand over to swat at an alarm clock. You grumble something disingenuous about toasters and rise, your body cracking and popping as your shapeshifting performs an easily more impressive version of stretching.You rub your tongue along your teeth and look around the room. A single bed, some posters, a mess of clothes. You smell the air and process the scents. Sweat, bloody, oysters, junk food, hormones. A teenaged boy’s room, you mentally correct yourself. You rummage through the unknown persons stuff and find his wallet. He is broke, bastard, but you manage to get a picture of him from his ID. “Peter Benjamin Paker. Looks sort of like a nerd.” You nod pocketing it. Wait, why do I know that name?“Peter? If you want to get some breakfast come on down.” A woman calls from downstairs. Food.(1/4?)
Your body cracks, pops, and shifts as you use the stolen image to your liking. Where before there was a 20something, plus thirty or so years dead woman now stands a seventeen year old boy. You have no context for the voice, but it should probably be fine. Just claim you have a cold. Colds are things people get.You exit the room and walk downstairs. The smell of eggs and bacon and other food items wafting delicately to your heightened senses. You sit at the table and get your food. “Now Peter, did you wash your hands?” Asks an older woman who may actually be younger than you since, you know, you are a ghost and all. Wait. That’s Aunt May, innit?“Aunt May?” You ask stabbing into your food with a fork.“Oh my peter. You sound just awful! I thought you looked a little under the weather yesterday but are you feeling okay?” The aunt asks.Yeah, you know Aunt May. Aunt to Peter Parker, aka spider-man. Wait, we are Peter Parker now. Which means she is our aunt! And we are Spiderman! You know, the Ramones song? Is he strong, listen bud. He’s got radioactive blood. “Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead. Look out! There goes the spider-man.” You mumble in agreement.Aunt may puts a hand to your forehead, your spirit soul parts evidently dense enough to deal with any continuity errors. “Oh dear, you feel a bit off.” She says after taking her hand away. “Maybe you should rest for today.” She says in an auntish way.“No, no. Let me get some food and orange juice in me and we will see how I feel then.” You mumble, trying to alter your voice till she stops looking at you strangely. “If it doesn’t clear up I’ll have a nice sit down.” You explain. What? Chick no! Look, you displaced Spider-Man through what I am going to assume breaking fate too much. You have a power and a responsibility. Do you want your uncle to have died for nothing?(2/4?)
You take a nice long drink of orange juice as you lean back in your chair. “His uncle died, not mine.” You point out. No, you took his place. That makes his uncle yours now. That is how it works. You agree that his uncle is now yours since you are not as up to date on uncle mechanics as you could be. You think on that as Uncle Ben makes a quick move for some coffee. “Hey there Pete. Love to have breakfast May but I am going to be late.” He explains rushing out the door.“That is my dead uncle?” You ask watching him go. Yes. “He seems rather spry for a dead guy.” You note. Well, I mean, so do you. “Point.”As you eat your Yank breakfast and curse the lack of proper tea a young girl walks over to the table still in pajamas. “That one is?” You ask looking up. No idea, she was not in my funny pages. One of the other sort probably knows her better.The girl sits down and glances over to the news playing on the TV. More information about the Oscorp theft. A black Spider-Man was seen fighting crime downtown, further speculation about the appearance of superpowered individuals and armchair theorists discussing a “super powered arms race”. All in all the general bickering you would expect. The girl next to you glances around with her eyebrows furrowed in confusion before looking at you. You look back at her with your best “What do you want?” Face and she seems to think something over before shrugging, evidently not able to place it.You take a sniff of the air and catch the distinct scent of future. Well, unfuture to be precise. It has a sort of hum which smells a lot like grapes. Green grapes from the ash filled wastes of California to be exact. California is just awful. “Say, are you okay?’ The young lady asks looking at you confused again.“Peter isn’t feeling too well Stella. Could you go get a thermometer from the pantry? I want to make sure he isn’t getting a fever.” May says. Stella's her name, got it.(3/3)
You keep adding idle chatter to the breakfast table, keeping an eye on the reactions of the aunt until you are reasonably certain it is close enough to peter’s real voice to keep people from asking question. Still sound like you drink tar recreationally though.After assuring Aunt May that you are fine you follow the chemically acidic stench of peter to the basement. You take some scrounging but you manage to find his stuff and confirm that yes, you are spider-man now. You displaced him, it’s your job. “Why do I get stuck with the shit job then?” You ask.Fair question, let me ask you this then. If you took peter’s place and he took yours, where do you think he is right about now? “Well, likely trapped before an onslaught of angels about to team up with the fallen angel of lust and sloth just before two or three apocalypses happen. Or eating potatoes. I am sure he will be fine.” You say unconvincingly.Right. So what do you want to do? Go spiderman the crap out of crime Talk to the unfuture kid. Stella? See if she suspect something Go shopping. It’s holiday and you can probably find some cash. Other, please specify(4/4)
Oh dear god what.
>>31209829> Go spiderman the crap out of crime...Weird day.
Something doesn't feel quite right...
So, where do I go to see Peter Parker?
I am extremely confused.
>>31210045>>31209998Look at the date.
>>31210045Looks like this is an "April fools, motherfucker" type deal.
>[X] Go spiderman the crap out of crimeI guess.Is this your idea of an April Fools joke?
>>31209829>[x] Go spiderman the crap out of crimeapparently we all missed an important conversation in the irc hugbox
>>31209829> Talk to the unfuture kid. Stella? See if she suspect somethingWell, I like it. It's weird, but I like it.
You know what, Cosgrove? I know you're watching this thread.I'm just gonna wait until the ACTUAL new thread is up.I know what day it is; I HAVE A CALENDAR TOO, DAMMIT.
>>31210073>Is this your idea of an April Fools joke?I gotta say that the whole "Haha I said I was running but it was really a crossover thing!" is kinda... annoying. Did the hugbox all get together and tell themselves this was a good idea and pair up for this shit?
>>31210073All the QMs are switching. Larro ran MGNQ, Deculture is probably running Hero Quest.Look forward to Cosgrove running HQR
>>31210105I think they're switching, so if he puts one up it's going to be Azure's quest... Whatever that is.
>>31209829Find Peter's future video game. Start a new game. Catch them all.
>>31210122>Look forward to Cosgrove running HQRGod fucking damnit.
>>31210112It's just a bit of fun, stop being a faggot about it.
“I agree voices in my head who I decide to listen to. Today is a weird day, and something is off. I mean, I barely have an unfinished costume as is, but the city needs spider-man. Should I go in the half finished costume and stick with just pants or use something else. I should warn you ahead of time that my pants carry a folded pocket dimension I keep stuff in. I call it inventory.” You explain with a small laughYou look over the gear and gadgets available. “I also want to try web slinging because my blood is radioactive. How hard can it really be?” You ask. Go in the scratchy old suit Half-finished suit and clothes Other, please specify
>>31210154>[x] Other, please specifyGo naked
>>31210154>[x] Go in the scratchy old suit
SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR RISA THREAD!
>>31210154Oh, right, we didn't finish the suit... why don't we do that real quick then head out. How hard could it be?
>>31210154>[X] Go in the scratchy old suit
So I had a weird dream after the last quest considering the "venom" electro suit.>Peter standing there after Green Goblin having forced him into a corner>"Guess I have no choice but to play my trump card.">Peter reaches to his wrist and pulls a cord, black ooze quickly engulfing him>THREE STAR COSTUME... ULTIMATE VENOM REGALIA!>And then Green Goblin screams that Peter has shit taste and Peter realizes it's HarryThen I woke up. I have boring dreams.
You obviously need to complete the suit yourself.Put your own spin on ot.
>>31210154Scratchy old Maybe try some science on the unfinished crap.Spider-man lives science. You love science. He would be a proper mad science pupil were he here, so you should leave some mad science for him.
>>31210154> Other, please specifyUse miracle ability to give spiderman a totally not broken costume.
>>31210199We finished the suit all except for the mask.We can still go out in the bulletproof suit and put on the old mask.
>>31210199>>31210254You make a strong argument. How hard could it really be? We are probably good at sewing and construction and other assorted skills.Try and finish the suit?Y/N
>>31210157>implying a nigger could successfully break out of prisonwho writes this shit? just letting three nameless guards die just to make a point that a nigger, of all people, loved his wife? or are they trying to make kingpin out to be worse than Kingrape the Jail Jigaboo?
>>31210273We made a fucking teslacoil out of the garbage in a Japanese classroom.Pimp that spideysuit.
>>31210154Azure, some days I love you.But sleep is required, and I loath April Fools.>>31210273Y
>>31210273Oh, right we're a different person aren't we? How good are we at costuming?
>>31210295today's replacement is also tech-savvy.
>>31209743Well lost a bet I could have sworn you would.have been in the hero quest universe
>>31210295>>31210294>>31210313Please roll 1d100 to make a damn fine suit for Peter Parker.>>31210318"No idea, but we made a guitar that eats people out of a tooth, so how can this be harder?" You wonder.
This...isn't going to be canon in the regular quest, right?
Rolled 82>>31210315It's exactly what it sounds like. Risa poisoned a teacher, stole her job, and replaced the lesson plan with "Disable this tesla coil I made out of trash. It will kill you all in a few minutes if you don't.">>31210357Are we about to make a spiderman suit god artifact thing to go with the tooth-guitar?
>>31210382Canon for both
>82 Superior spider suit making skills go.
>>31210357Make this costume.>>31210416>seemslegit.jpg
>>31210387Assuming we're still best of five, we should be good.
>>31210387That feel when you follow both quests... And I gotta say, poor Peter Parker.
>>31210357It better include a fedora. I'm not done being noir yet
>>31210416oh jesus...by the end of this thread cannon will be bum fucked by the rape train...
>>31210387I don't even know what you're talking about.
>>31210491I really hope we get to meet the Watcher.Maybe even the Living Tribunal.
>>31210416I'm...ambivalent. Whatever. Not like I have a real say and not my cup-of-tea but have fun. I'll read it all tomorrow.
>>31210491>>31210525>Getting rused by someone using a random trip
So where's Cosgrove running ronight?
>>31210548Don't think he's running yet, but hopefully soon?
>>31210496Remember back when Risa decided that she was going to be a teacher forever ago? Like right after she became an Arrancar? What happened is exactly what I said. She poisoned a teacher to create a job opening at a school, faked the credentials to get the job, and then built a tesla coil out of trash.
Wait; isn't Azure the one that was running that other bleach quest?Are we a hollow?Are we going to eat ghosts? Spider ghosts?
>>31210568I have no idea what the fuck you're going on about; but I'm guessing it's obviously some sort of other quest.
>>31210609You realize that this isn't actually PPQ you're in right now, right?
You look at the unfinished suit and sigh sadly. “If only lads these days had drive and initiative to finish what they start! Well, I am a responsible adult so it’s not like I can’t help a lad out.” You say. Actually he was possessed and had his body ravaged by a symbiote which-“Wait!” You protest looking towards the basement door with a serious look. “I suddenly find myself unable to care.”>82 not bad at allYour arm splits like a horrible flower blooming and lashing tongues and twitching fingers shoot out. They grab the suit and start making modifications to the poor thing. Here and there gets ripped and replaced with thick X stitching which is imbued with unnatural power. You carve small sigils into the vest and they gain a level of lightness and strength from it. The mask is the worst part, but when you decide that you should make the kid cool you stitch the lenses in with those strange X patterned thick stitching and give the mouth a big scarecrow grin. You continue to patch up the suit like that, fixing parts which to the untrained eye may look finished but required a woman’s touch. A woman ghost cat fox abomination’s touch.You nod satisfied at the outfit and store it in your inventory.(1/2)
>>31210588We're an obscenely powerful Hollow. I'd say we're in the lower end of Cosmic tier.We might get our hands on a great old one if we take the time to look.
>>31210623Cosgrove linked it on his twitter.
>>31210588Closer to a Great Old One at this point. I'm half expecting this session to end with getting into a fight with the Norse pantheon
>>31210496Risa is a Hollow. A ghost that stayed on earth until earthly want bored a hole into her heart and she became a masked soul eating ghost monster with super powers. She ate humans, ghosts, other hollows, and grim reapers until she felt the call to go among hundreds of other driven hollows to start eating each other and become a giant amalgam monster that she eventually emerged as the dominant persona of. Then she met up with some old hollow friends and took over the ghost wasteland of hollows after getting so strong she pulled off her mask and regained (HA!) her humanity. Deciding being king was boring, she stuck her buddy the Dakka Wolf named Jäger on the throne and fucked off to earth to check on a kid she poisoned with madness/spiritual power her first day as a hollow and became a teacher at his school.Other stuff happened with a houseplant, the reapers, the eldritch abomination soul king, g-d, some angels, and the morning star. It's all in the pamphlet.Point is, we ate The Soul King, now we are a great old/young one, and we have been loosed upon Another world because why not, let's have fun.Did we mention she is batshit insane?
GAIN: SPIDER ABOMINATION SUIT Magical bonuses against all damage, though wearing it is tiring for most.You take a step out of the basement intent on fighting crime when you nearly barrel over that Stella Girl. She has her hand raised as if she were about to knock on the door and you just stop yourself centimeters from her. “Hey Peter. Are you feeling okay? You shouldn’t work too hard.” She explains probinglyDamn it, crime is afoot! I have no time for this! “No! Just needed a good night’s rest is all. Just a bit, you know, tired from that yesterday stuff. Man was yesterday was sure yesterday, huh?” (Or other reassuring write in) “Hold that thought, I have important teenaged boy things to do like skateboarding. And koalas.” (Escape excuse! Get out of there now and fight crime!) Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31210647It's not even Cosgrove running it right now. April fools, motherfucker.
>>31210670>“No! Just needed a good night’s rest is all. Just a bit, you know, tired from that yesterday stuff. Man was yesterday was sure yesterday, huh?”
>>31210670Welp. Risa is absolutely fucked.Stella is specifically programmed to protect Peter Parker. Not people who managed to take his form.
>>31210670> “Hold that thought, I have important teenaged boy things to do like skateboarding. And koalas.” (Escape excuse! Get out of there now and fight crime!)Sure, why not?>>31210685You mean the guy who's explicitly not Cosgrove isn't actually Cosgrove? Astounding.
>>31210670> “No! Just needed a good night’s rest is all. Just a bit, you know, tired from that yesterday stuff. Man was yesterday was sure yesterday, huh?” (Or other reassuring write in)I'll be okay, I've had my orange juice today!
>>31210670>GAIN: SPIDER ABOMINATION SUIT Magical bonuses against all damage, though wearing it is tiring for most.Fucking baller. We get to keep that, right?>[x] “No! Just needed a good night’s rest is all. Just a bit, you know, tired from that yesterday stuff. Man was yesterday was sure yesterday, huh?” (Or other reassuring write in)
>>31210670> “Hold that thought, I have important teenaged boy things to do like skateboarding. And koalas.” (Escape excuse! Get out of there now and fight crime!)
>>31210122Yeah, already had Magical Rena Noir earlier today.It was interesting. It already went past the bump limit and fell off.https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/31202307The whole nonsense today been rather pleasant.
>>31210706>implying Stella isn't the one who would be fucked in this scenario.
>>31210722Yeah, though it might have limited usefulness... Peter may need to make a(nother) new suit when he gets back.
>>31210706I think Risa inherited the binding, otherwise Stella would already know, right?
>>31210747The fuck are you talk abou-Oh.You thought I meant "Does Peter get to keep that?"Nah dawg. Fuck Peter.
>>31210773Bask in the Power of Fear...We must strike FEAR into the hearts of the Kingpin's men.
"So play it off? We play it off? I am the best at playing things off. We got this.">Writing now.
>>31210805They thought the Black Spiderman was scary?Just wait until Magical Abomination Spiderman hits the streets.
>>31210805So there's going to be *another* Spider-Man that's going to do horrible things that Peter's going to have to pretend wasn't him...At some point people are just going to stop trusting ALL spider-people.
>>31210816This is going to be good.
>>31210840I don't know, so far there's only one evil spider, three good ones, and now one chaotic neutral one.
I think with Risa at the reigns, we may be able to save Felicia this thread.God save us all.
>>31210840As long as we operate at night, it should be all good. Need to focus on tracking down Fisk's men and throwing a monkey wrench in their operations.
>>31210840Around Arachnids, watch yourselves
Damn Pete's not gonna have access to his suit or equipment in Bleach(?) Universe. Lets help a brutha out and throw him a webshooter through some bullshit time magic portal or somethin
>>31210867Or Doom is going to sense the great WRONGNESS and come to stop us.
>>31210876Eh, disregard Spider-Man, eat Ghost Rider.
>>31210885I wonder how he'll fare in that universe? He seems rather outclassed in comparison as he doesn't come from an over-the-top anime.
>>31210910If Strange is half as powerful as he is in most of his comic universes; he's sensed us, and banishing us is childsplay for him.
>>31210862So there's the Monster Spider-Man, Venom, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, Scarlet Spider, and now the Nightmare Spider-Man...How long until Manhattan is known as Spider-Island?
>>31210928>>31210885I don't thing that quest is even happening tonight if at all.And if it is I'm going to be pretty salty since i have to be in bed early for work.
>>31210885Remember, spidey is part magic. He is a totem of Anansi, the storyteller. He'll be fine and come away with a better understanding of the supernatural.Also by the time he gets back, weeks of his own effort will have been undermined by Risa. Like how in Ult comics, Mysterious just tossed Fisk out a window. Except here, we're going to bite off Kletus's face and take the carnage spirit out of MJ to be our new murder biffle.
>>31210936Strange in PPQ is a reality tv host who found a magic cape and is winging it right now.
>>31210964Risa would do well to do some magic mumbo-jumbo to steal away Evil MJ's spirit so they could be friends in Bleach universe. May god have mercy on them.
>>31211006>Implying Risa isn't just going to make it worse.
>>31210885>>31210910Peter is still a pretty high tier Super. He should be fine.
>>31210992I feel like he's more savvy to things than you think, due to his ominous behavior during the Pym Christmas Special.
>>31210867Or figure out carnage. No way she'll be able to fake sanity around us.
>>31210964There are more spider-gods than just Anansi.
>>31211006I'm pretty sure separating souls from bodies is pretty much one of the most basic Hollow tricks.Like Orihime had that happen to her at the hands of her ghost brother.
“Yes, of course! I was just tired. Had some OJ and now I am ready to go out into the town and do, you know, me things. Like eat junk food and listen to bad music.” You explain slowly slipping by her, patting her on the head. “So, don’t wait up. I am certainly not going to go and perform any acts of vigilantism.”She touches her head where you patted her and seems confused. Like when you hear an air conditioner since forever, but once it kicks off the silence is the only thing you notice. She reaches for her coat as you make your way to the door and moves to follow you.“Well, two can play at this game.” You think out loud as she is just behind you.However she comes outside to an empty yard. The gentle sound of a bass cord being the only mention of your passing as you use your heightened powers to sonido which, oh not all of you know that. It’s like, super speed for a brief moment. You vanish and such. You land on a rooftop, away from prying eyes and start putting on the costume. “Man, that was close. She almost figured out I was spider-man.” You laugh a little. Actually she- Never mind.You know people finding you are spider-man isn’t all bad. If a villain finds it and plans and is able to use it to harm peter’s loved ones he gets bonuses. “Think that counts for me?” You ask putting the abomination suit over you and feeling the gentle hum of your energy. What? “I mean, I am of the villainous persuasion and I am pretty sure I might harm his loved ones for any number of reasons.” You counter.(1/2)
>>31210955AzureEarth tweeted that there would be a thread "soonish" like 2 hours ago. Since Cosgrove announced this thread on twitter I'm not sure if Azure was referring to this quest or Hollow Quest Redux with Peter
>>31210898Risa is the superior Spider-man
No. It only counts when you are not spider-man. “Bollocks” You complain looking around the downtown area. You spend a while looking, finally ending up at the docks. There, on a shipping container, you see several pounds of cocaine.“That’s a crime, right?” You ask pointing out the drugs. Yes Risa, drugs are a crime.Looks like you might have the drop on them. Wait! We could web shoot them. Man, that would be so cool! Web shoot them, have fun with it Go all out, send a message to tyranny! Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31211038>You know people finding you are spider-man isn’t all bad. If a villain finds it and plans and is able to use it to harm peter’s loved ones he gets bonuses.Removing Parker Luck isn't a bonus... it's just a mercy.
>>31211057>[x] Web shoot them, have fun with itcocoon them! Threaten to lay eggs in them if you catch them dealing again!
>>31211057Remember the three basic rules of being Spider-ManDodgeQuipand Thwip.
>>31211057> Web shoot them, have fun with itAnd then steal ALL the drugs!
>>31211057>[x] Web shoot them, have fun with itWhile we are a murderous ghost, we still have to honor the Spiderman tradition and legend at least initially by acting the part until we get bored.>>31211082And wisecracks.
>>31211057> Web shoot them, have fun with it
>>31211057>[x] Other, please specifyEat the cocaine. ALL THE COCAINE
>>31211092That's what I meant by quip.
>>31211057> Web shoot them, have fun with itWheee!
>>31211033True, but I thought he was tied to Anansi because he's a lighthearted hunter of evil at the center of a web of stories, or did that change again?
>>31211057>[X] Web shoot them, have fun with it
>>31211057 Web shoot them, have fun with itA little illusion couldn't hurt too though. Make them see and feel and buncha spiders on them. Pete would want us to keep up his theme right?
>>31211096>[x] Other, please specifySpread the love of cocaine to the people! Make it rain powder down in NYC!Remember guys, we only have a thread to fuck things up as much as possible!
>>31211057>webs, webs everywhere!
>>31211057> Other, please specifyDo Cocaine.
>>31211105I'm actually not entirely sure. I think there's more to it than Anansi, though I wouldn't be surprised if he was the primary behind it.
>>31211057We might be playing Spiderman, but we still have broke-ass Risa powers.POISON THE COCAINE! POISON IT WITH INSANITY POISON!
Alright, we are web shooting then. How hard can it be?1d100 please. I will take minus 40 from the highest of the first five.It is much harder than it looks
Rolled 35 - 40>>31211197Ha.
April Fools is a holiday so shitty even scat fetishests think it's too extreme.
Rolled 6>>31211197>Literally how do I shot webLike so.
Rolled 62>>31211197Hmm, maybe we should do some fancy martial arts stuff instead while attempting to look like we're doing spiderman moves.
>>31211197Its a good thing Risa is really really good at reflexes.
>>31211218That was almost too close.
>>31211242Then it was not close enough
Shoulda bought Skillful.>15 SPXP:>Skillful: Use your shape shifting intuitively to stretch your limbs, and other body parts and gives a bonus to combat.That helps with sling web, right?
>>31210416>Canon for both>>31211154Th-thanks Cosgrove...
>Not wanting to go down there and let them shoot / stab / whatever us while we laugh at them the entire time and make the underworld think that Spiderman is an immortal god.
oh hell! What the hell will monologue do to Peter?
>>31211318Monologue is with us still.
>>31211308...That's a good point.
>>31211308We need to do this that way the usual questers can come back and expect Spider-Man to be an unkillable god.Only to be proven wrong.And then Peter can become a Shinigami Rider or whatever Marvel has.
Rolled 81>>31211154NO! With great Spiderman comes great responsibility!I think we should only act villainous and cut loose after an identity crisis when enough superheroes (or the REAL Spiderman) confront us with evidence of us not being Spiderman.
>>31211295Check the trips, son. It's a ruseman.
Can we bala them in the nuts? That's always fun.
So... Where's Cosgrove with Peter Parker?
I'm surprised that Stella didn't set Risa off. Doesn't she fucking hate Loki and want to kill him?
>>31211407Stella isn't Loki. She just might have a genetic connection to him that we're not privy to yet.
>>31211407Different values/realities of Loki.
>>31209743Homeless Quest and PPQ in one night, is this Christma-Who the fuck are you?
>>31211407Holy shit we need to go murder Stella
>>31210416Like Peter needs more PTSD after this
>>31211405>HQR starring Peter ParkerI keep refreshing the catalog but it keeps not happening.
>inb4 Peter got sent to AoPH land
>>31211451It's almost midnight.It's not going to.>>31211441>>31211384see>>31211362
>36 (You don’t fall into the ocean)You thwip your webs, no wait. You shoot your teenaged invented sticky white stuff off a nearby building. Leaping from the top you let out a girlish scream as you fall, then shoot a second web towards the warehouse. It sticks on the roof and you pull, hoping to stop the ride, and in a way it does. You just also happen to slam into the building and what sounds like two wrecking balls colliding echoes through the harbor.You have skin harder than steel, you are able to walk on air, and you have magical go fast techniques. How was that scary for you? “Something about webs.” You explain pointing a finger at the drug runners. “Hey guys, don’t you think there is enough snow on the ground?” Boo. “Fuck off, I normally just eat the bastards.” You explain.The runners pull their guns out and open fire almost at once. Luckily you were already diving behind a shipping container before they drew a good bead on you. Not that it would matter. “Look, we have to leave the city more or less intact for when real spider-man comes out unless we get bored. Can’t have people shooting at him just to find out if he is really bullet proof.” Like that superman bloke.“I will not apologize.” You answer leaping over the crate.You fire your webs at the men shooting at you and miss, bugger needs a laser sight on these or something for quick fire. You run forward at what you think is humanish speed and fire webs point blank at one of the gunman’s hands. The gun gets all webbed up and the hammer can’t go down so that is one problem down. You give him a gentle love tap to the chest and he goes flying back, slamming into their truck and making a dent in the side, two of the wheels going off the ground. “Oops.”(1/2)
>>31211472I wish it was canon though
Actually, laser sights would make quick firing easier. Someone make a note of that for the other guy. You fire more webs, aiming for the ground around the second gunman. He gets caught while trying to back away and trips, hitting the ground right on his chin. You kick his gun away before ducking behind the dented truck. “Geez, I really should consider bringing back up. Say, one of you mind coming over here so it can be an even two vs two? That seems fair.” You ask. They do not comply.They run inside the warehouse in fact and continue firing as they shut the door. “Man, what the hell does he want from us?” One of them asks in Spanish. Oh yeah, I translate everything for you ever.“I dunno, think he wants the coke?” Yes, but spider-man does not.“Hey! Spider-Homie! You let us go you can have the whole truck!” One of the men shouts and you think over the offer.You do like coke. But you are spiderman “Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence! (Use all the coke) Dispose of the coke and go after them (Knock it into the ocean) Accept the deal (You are an awful spider-man and I will shame you forever) Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31211472Hey, Santa is real-ish. It could still apply.
>>31211512> [x] “Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence! (Use all the coke)
>>31211512> Accept the deal (You are an awful spider-man and I will shame you forever)
>>31211512> Other, please specifyBecome the coke santa. Coke for everyone!
This is getting Emenem Meets Punisher levels of crossover, but with Deadpool instead.I think I'm out for the night.
>>31211499It will probably be canon for Risanot so much with Pete, maybe a terrible "I shouldn't eat jalapenos before bed" nightmare
>>31211512> Dispose of the coke and go after them (Knock it into the ocean)
>>31211512Shove the cocaine in our pants, get Inventory high.
>>31211512Coke angels SNORT IT ALL>[x] “Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence! (Use all the coke)
>>31211512>[x] Dispose of the coke and go after them (Knock it into the ocean)the fishes desperately need cocaine
>>31211512> Dispose of the coke and go after them (Knock it into the ocean)Lets TRY to not ruin Peter's life?
>>31211512 >[x] “Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence! (Use all the coke)
>no Dr. Rockso yet/tg/ I am disappoint.
>>31211512>[X] Dispose of the coke and go after them (Knock it into the ocean)GREAT POWER.GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.We may not be Peter right now, BUT WE'RE THE GOSH DARN SPIDER-MAN.And Felicia is still missing.
>>31211512>[x] “Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence! (Use all the coke)
>>31211512> Other, please specifyPlace Coke in Harry's place. Along with any other drugs we find. Then call the cops anonymously.
>>31211512>[x] “Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence! (Use all the coke) HAPPENING >>31211554
>>31211584It's not canon (post that said it was had the wrong trip) not to mention PPQ has a series of fake spider-men running around.At least that's what the press thinks.
>>31211512>[x] Dispose of the coke and go after them (Knock it into the ocean)Remember what Uncle Ben said to Parker! Carry on the legacy!If we're going to fall prey to some temptation, it shouldn't be to mundane drugs anyhow.
>>31211512>[X] Dispose of the coke and go after them (Knock it into the ocean)In the unlikely event that is is canon, let's not severely fuck up Peter's fragile teenaged mind even more, please?
>>31211512>“Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence!>>31211630This isn't a body swap.
>>31211512 >[x] “Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence! (Use all the coke)
>>31211512>“Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence!
>>31211512[X] Accept the deal, then backstab them.
>>31211512 >[x] “Dispose” of all of the coke before going after them. Bribing a super hero is an offence! (Use all the coke)
Looks like using all the coke before going after the ne'er do wells wins?We are awesome at this job. Peter is going to be so psyked.
>>31211693Think of it this way, we're fighting pollution by making sure the water isn't contaminated.
>>31211693HAHA TIME FOR DRUGS!
>>31211693What better way to win the war on drugs than to do so many drugs no one else can?When you think about it like that, we're a martyr. A firm believer in the cause.
Oh, okay. Risa has the power to shapeshift into the form of Peter, then?Its not Peter's actual body?
>>31211599Damn this is a good idea
>>31211731Yep.See >>31209778Beginning of the post indicates shapeshifting shenanigans.
>>31211599Best plan. Lets do this thing!
>>31211731Yes.Our real power level is low tier cosmic.
>>31211731Yep. It's not Peter. Risa is a shapeshifter.Did you miss the part where her arm turned into an abomination flower thing to craft the suit?
>>31211784Well then, I think we can basically toss Kletus into the goddamn Sun.
WAIT A MINUTE, HOW STELLA ALIVE? HOW THE FUCK IS SHE STILL ALIVE?
>>31211820What do you mean?
>>31211818I'd rather eat him alive and figure out what super powers he had. Risa's a gourmet and all that. Can probably taste it.
>>31211820Moreover, how did she not realize we weren't actually Peter?
>>31211834Peter is in another universe.The counter measures will not register Peter and will think he is dead due to him being in another dimension.Thus Stella will died.
>>31211820I didn't think the psychic bond meant that she dies if Peter dies.Or is gone.
>>31211859You'd think that. But the Trickster God has other plans.
>>31211859pretty obvious the countermeasures are transdimensional
You don’t fall to bribery so easily. You lash out with your suit, small razor like nails poking out of the ends and you slice open the coke. It spills out and you form it into a nice neat little pile. You hear the dealers talking in Spanish, wondering what it is you are doing.So you show them. You lift up the mask, like you were going to kiss Tobey Maguire before he was awful and fall face first into the coke. You exhale once and mutate your internal systems so it becomes infinitely more efficient. You inhale deeply, consuming all of the coke in a single sitting and letting your body process it and then expunge it using your soul disposal system. You are the best at super heroing. You rub your nose before looking back at the warehouse, your little pick-me-up making you super stoked for this.You coat your arms in raw spiritual power, a hissing violet light which seems to overwrite the daylight. You charge the warehouse and smash the wall in. “Ha ha ha! Spider-Man!” You shout firing webs at the dealers.They fire at you, but with coke in your system you are fairly certain spider-man can dodge bullets. “Spider-Man!” You shout once more, laughing a throaty laugh as your intestines grow eyes for a second before remembering it isn’t their work day. Unions.You leap forward and knee one in the groin region and throw him at his comrades, slamming them together before webbing them together. You laser the words “Spider-Man” into the ground before webbing out of there, sure the cops will arrive because you are from 1998 and what is a cell phone?Man, you are awesome at this hero thing. But wait! There in the distance. Something feels like your teeth are humming together and you don’t like that much. A super powered ne’er do well?Check it out? No, regular crimes are just the worst Yes. We don’t like magic people much other than us Other, please specify
>>31211859Nah, love can reach across dimensions.
>>31211863Actually, it fucking does.Remember she is a man made weapon and that is how to control her. If her handler dies, so does Peter.
>>31211877>Yes. We don’t like magic people much other than usAlso we can eat them and take their powers.
>>31211877> Yes. We don’t like magic people much other than usTime to go deal with some magic shenanigans.
>>31211877>[x] Yes. We don’t like magic people much other than us
>>31211859>>31211874This. Peter is not "dead" even if he is not there thus she is not triggered as dead
>>31211877> Yes. We don’t like magic people much other than us
>>31211877>[X] Yes. We don’t like magic people much other than usSPIDER-MAN
>>31211903This. Especially the part about eating them alive and stealing their powers.
Okay magic man. teach me your secrets.
>>31211993Oh god. What if he has magic bullets like that Reagan death squad?
>>31212025The only thing threatening about the death squad was their space laser.
>>31212042The bullets were annoying as hell. Like hornets to normal people.
>>31212025This is the future, what's they odds this reality has been in constant battle with heavenly agents...Okay, yeah, pretty good. But we're Spiderman!
>>31212047poor us if its DOOMwell I am sure we know to run form some one that overpowered
>>31212079Spider man, spider man! Does a lot of spider coke!
>>31212110>Spider-Bloke, Spider-Bloke! Does a lot of spider coke!ftfy
>>31210670 “No! Just needed a good night’s rest is all. Just a bit, you know, tired from that yesterday stuff. Man was yesterday was sure yesterday, huh?” (Or other reassuring write in)This seems reassuring to me, that and no one else is posting stuff.
>>31209743>that maskDid you do that or did Cosgrove?
You websling through the city, time changing frequencies to- wait what? “Oh yeah. Time isn’t a stream or a flow.” You explain hopping from rooftop to rooftop. “It’s more like a big orb with squiggly bits in it and it all sort of hums you see.” You say.What? “Really. Look.” You explain stopping for a moment and humming, pouring your go-juice out through your tail. All around you, it feels as if a quake suddenly started but in a direction not in the third. Nothing move, yet you are still acutely aware of the shake. You stop after a moment and nod. “Time quake. You can make a really nice one if you get a good falsetto in the wings.” You explain hopping over the streets and curbs.You land on the rooftop overlooking the strange energy reading and find several small demonic looking things which smell of nightmares and hate. Stopping them is a man with grey hair and sort of an ugly outfit. Who the hell does this wanker think he is? He looks up at you and holds out his hand. “Stay back spider-man! These foes are from the dark realm, beyond mortal kind’s understanding! Should they get a hold of you they will turn your greatest fears into food and use it to gain a grip in this world! Fear not, I Doctor Strange, am more than magically capable of handling these beasts!” The man, Doctor Strange, yells at you.I wonder if they know Caede? “That might be quite nice, wouldn’t it? We should eat him and-“ Hey! No, remember? Being a hero? “But he might give me powers!” You protest weakly, sulking a little. Risa, what would The Doctor do?You grumble a non-answer as you kick the ground idly. Help Doctor Strange Leave him, he said he got this Attack Strange Other, please specify
>>31212183>[X] Help Doctor StrangeWe do NOT want to antagonize him.
>>31212183> Help Doctor Strange
>>31212183> Help Doctor StrangeEAT THE DEMONS!
>>31212183> Help Doctor StrangeEat ALL the demons. That's sure to fuck with his head.
>>31212183>Help Doctor Strange"If you didn't notice anything off about me, you need all the help you can get."
>>31212183>>31212221This sounds like an excellent course of action
>>31212221This is a good plan.
Oh boy Spiderman que-What the fuck is going on here?
>>31212183>[x] Other, please specifySPIDER MAN, SPIDER MAN! MORE MAGICALLY CAPABLE THAN DOCTOR STRANGE THINKS HE IS! And then do a time-quake. Because we can totally do that. I dunno if it will help, but it will be interesting!
>>31212183>[x] Leave him, he said he got thisis CBGB still around?
>>31212100at least it isn't squirrel girl
>>31212183> Help Doctor Strange"By the webby spinnerets of justice, I can't leave you alone! Allow me, Spider-Man, Spider of Manly Justice to assist you!SPIDER-MAN!Then start singing the theme to the 1977 Spider-Man tv show while fighting the monsters.
>>31212245April Fools Day.
>>31212260>at least it isn't squirrel girlOh god. We need to stay at least 100 miles away from Doreen at all times. Running into her would be the worst possible situation.
>>31212245Risa got transported to PPQverse.Peter Parker got transported to HQRverse.Not a body swap, it's actually Risa herself here and Peter himself there.I think you want >>31211554Right now, Pete's in a Mormon church and shit is about to go down;
Right then.Please roll 1d100 for demon fightan. Best of first five
>>31212183> Help Doctor StrangeWe can do the hero thing while eating all the nibbles. He's clearly kind of magic, our true form won't drive him completely insane. There is the Black Spiderman running around town too.
Rolled 44>>31212298Spider-Man, Spider-Man.
Rolled 34>>31212298We are the best at demon fightingI want to suggest using gravity powers.
>>31212285>>31212285But if we manage to out bullshit her and consume herWE WILL BECOME ALL POWERFUL
>>31212353Just remember, this is a text quest. We constantly count as being off-panel.
>>31212323This one fucked up.>>31212354That means this one wins.
>>31212354We are adequate at fighting demons.
>>31212353>implying Squirrel Girl can ever lose>you're an edrich abomination>she manhandles shit likt that on the daily; the stronger you are, the easier you areSon I don't think you know how fucked you'd be.
>>31212353You don't understand.We will fail. And we will most likely fail so spectacularly that our entire perception of reality will crumble to dust.Doreen is NOT to be fucked with.
>>31212390So long as we use bullshit powers and not webslingers, I think we did some damage.
>>31212374does deadpool exist in this quests universe?just curious
>>31212287Ok, have fun.I'll be in the hollow quest
>>31212404>>31212396We'd just want to touch her tail. Clearly you need to get in Risa's head.
I should say against scrub demons this was a roll to see how well you pretended to be spider-man.
>>31212411He was in the Christmas special along with Squirrel Girl acting as the "host"In short; we don't know yet.
>>31212396She defeated Thanos. Not a clone of Thanos, not a projection of Thanos, but THE Thanos.And she did it without breaking a sweat.
>>31212404we could spend a fate breaker to make her crit fail kicking our ass, sure we'd still get out ass kicked, but hey, something hilarious would happen during said beating
>>31212427Wait we're still attempting that with our eldritch costume?
>>31212427Oh shit. I guess Strange just detected the shit out of us.
>>31212425>We'd just want to touch her tail.Oh god that's worse. Everything went to shit last time we tried to touch fluffy tail. It'd be like some sort of super singularity of going to shit if we tried to touch Squirrel Girl's fluffy tail.
>>31212464Risa isn't Peter.
>>31212451We used our Superior Durable Suit as the base. It looks similar to our original outfit.
>>31212478exactly, her tail can't be as fluffy as our tails
You leap down to help Doctor Strangelove. Yeah, that’s his name now. You land on the ground and immediately the demons charge at you. You keep your witty recourse, though it eventually turns into colorful British slang regarding their parentage but you manage to keep it sort of witty and that counts right?You fire your web shooters at one of the demons, catching and holding them for a second before giving a gentle kick to another one of them. The kick makes them step back and you applaud your self-control until a massive axe slams into your face and sends you spinning back.It hurts, a little, but you regularly feel more pain when you recreationally torture yourself. Maybe you should see a shrink? “Foolish mortal! You stand before Nyx’thilebane! Have you chosen the nightmare you shall feed me?!” He demands launching himself at you.You push yourself off the ground, your gravitational manipulation making it look like you put way more force into it than you did and you take a few steps back. “Say, er, Nyxy? You wouldn’t happen to know Caede would you? Hell Knight, former scion of Beelzebub, lord of flies?” You ask and he lets out a roar as he swings his axe again.You side step, but a spray of acid gets all over your new suit! Your magic enchantments seem to have held however and you web his axe to the ground. You run over to his axe and leap off of it, performing and acrobatic kick to his face and making a comment about his breath stinking. He takes a step back and the throws a punch. You glance to strange and note he is busy with the other scrubs so you hold up your hand coated with a small orb of violet energy.(1/2)
>>31212639So, now we just caught the attention of Mephisto by wrecking his lackies.Oh dear.
His fist stops as it collides with it, but he continues pushing at the raw soul energy you hold. “Foolish magician! I am Nyx’thilebane! I slew countless in the wars of hell! I shall stand beside the darkchild as she rides with pandora's forces against the darkest darkness! I walked in shadows you would not have dared dream of! Fear me! I am Nyx’thilebane! Devourer of all Midnight!” He proclaims and you smile.“Fear me. I am Risa,” You reply twisting your hand to the side and bringing his arm down with it. “Breaker of Fate.” You say before letting out a massive burst of your raw power as you collide your fist with his disgusting face.He goes wide eyes as the gravity aided blow, combined with your supernatural strength, crush his face in. Then sinks into his body. Then further. His back explodes as goopy acidic entrails fall to the ground and start burning holes into the stone.Strange, too busy with the last of his scrubs, doesn’t notice you are where the power surge came from, though he no doubt felt it. You help him finish up the rest of the scrubs, their moral low due to the destruction of their leader. Strange looks at the remains of the beast and strokes his beard. “Not bad Spider-Man! You are no Sorcerer, and I could have certainly taken him. I just hope fighting with me was able to teach you something useful! Here, would you like an autograph?” He asks pulling out a signed photo.“By the way, what was that surge of power before?” He wonders partially to himself. “Dunno, don’t care. Thanks for the glossy I will give you one of my head shots some time!” “Probably the demon’s death scream or something like that.” “It was me! Spider-Man!” “A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy” Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31212443You forgot that it was not a simucron either
>>31212677>[x] “Probably the demon’s death scream or something like that.”It tried to lash out at me with a hugely telegraphed and very theatrical super-powerful attack, but I managed to cold-clock him before he could finish.
So are the people who actually followed PPQ voting here, or is it primarily hollow-questers?
>>31212677>[x] “A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy”>[x] "It went that way!" and then point into the sewersI want to laugh at the thought of this dude romping around in poo
>>31212677>[x] “Dunno, don’t care. Thanks for the glossy I will give you one of my head shots some time!”I dunno, weather balloons?
>>31212677> “Dunno, don’t care. Thanks for the glossy I will give you one of my head shots some time!”> “A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy”
>>31212677> Other, please specifyThat was my Spider-Themed Limit Break powered by the power of multiple cosmic gems that are suppose to be in a nifty gold mitten.I call it Maximum Spider!
>>31212677"What surge of power? You'd need magic senses to notice something like that or something. Which I don't have. Because I'm Spider-Man, who isn't magic."
>>31212677> “A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy”then srug
>>31212677>[x] “Probably the demon’s death scream or something like that.”
>>31212677> “A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy”
>>31212677>[x] “A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy”
>>31212677 >[x] “A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy”
>>31212677>[X] Other, please specify"It's just Super Strength," then shrug
>>31212677>IT WAS I, SPIDER-MAN!Pose like the Dio.
>>31212677 >[x] “A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy”
Silver tongued peter! Oh wait, we are not peter. We just play him to his closest loved ones in a horrible deception.Roll 1d100 for how much he believes your phenomenal cosmic being story
>>31212677> “A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy”The truth, cuz who gonna believe it
Rolled 37>>31212789Hue hue
Rolled 75>>31212789>[x] Turn on the charm
Rolled >>31212789silver tongued devil
Rolled 41>>31212789nat 1 inc
Prepare to be banished from this reality.
>>31212867Reality schmeality. We can go be spiderman in a new plane of existence.
>>31212867no way we get raped on a 75
>>31212889the ultimate universe perhaps, so we can actually kill people and have them stay dead
>>31212889Peter is already doing that in the other universe (with a little help, because come on, he's totally fucked otherwise even with Spider powers).
>>31212907That's if he believes our story rather than just laughing it off as a joke.
“A phenomenally powerful cosmic abomination who delights itself in crushing lesser things for the pure joy of joy” You explain putting the photo in your pants, for peter to have later. “Exists in a space between spaces. Really, more like a rapidly vibrating cosmic wavelength or fact. Goes by ‘The Laughing Genocide.’ ‘Breaker of Fate’ ‘Violet Death’ and ‘Mercedes’ when they were trying to pay their way through grad school.” You explain.>75 He believes you! But…“You have quite the imagination young man! But still, such a possibility could happen. Yes. Something beyond what mortals like you could understand. I am certain you have questions about this event, please do not hesitate to call my office and schedule an appointment so I can explain the mysteries of the cosmos to you! I will even give you a discount.” He explains crossing his arms and laughing.You punched the cosmos to get a plant back, who does he think he is talking to? “Spider-Man.” You answer. Oh yeah, right. “Of course! And I am Doctor Steven Strange! I am certain you have seen me on TV before.” He shakes your hand, palming his card into yours while he does so; your strange creepy suit with some pretty bitchin stats not scaring him.“Now if you excuse me, the Astral Plane awaits me!” He shouts saying some weird words and popping out of the world in a teleport spell.You put his card in your pants for peter too. He can deal with all the crazies. Still it is afternoon and there is time before you have to go back home and pretend to be peter unless… could you have a slumber party? Are those things teenaged boys have? Who knows? Sniff out super crime Sniff out regular crime Back home to deal with people you have no idea who they are and one ghost uncle. Other, please specify
>>31212982> Sniff out super crime
>>31212982>[x] Sniff out super crimetear off the Rhino's horn and shove it up his ass
>>31212982>[x] sniff out super crimetime to go punisher, or accidentally create the punisher, either is good
>>31212982>[x] Sniff out super crime
>>31212982>Find the the fat bastard King Pin
>>31212982Sniff out more magic
>>31212982> Sniff out super crimeCould be fun.
>>31212982>>31213016I want to see Felicia's face when she meets Risa
>>31212982>Find his girlfriend; Mary Jane right? Spider-Man fucks Mary Jane. That's what the cartoon says.
>>31212982> Other, please specifySLUMBER PARTY! We can invite Hank Pym, and Harry, and MJ, and Flash and everyone!
>>31213043Oh, that'd be precious.
>>31213041>31213030maybe we could make her into a actual cat girl again
Do we archive this as Peter Parker Quest or as Hollow Quest?
>>31213089I'd say as PPQ but add the Hollow Quest tags onto it.
>>31213089just be sure to make it clear that its april fools day shenanigans
>>31213089Parker Quest, April Fools addition, add Hollow Quest to tags.
"Yes. There is always super-crime afoot! Let's find more!"Please roll 1d100Hope we get that loki cunt
>>31213134No it's not.And if you point to the post that said it was; the trips don't match.Not to mention think of the situation both characters where in before the swap happened? "It's a dream" tops.
Rolled 38>>31213139late wasteful pointless roll!!!!!!!
Rolled 67>>31213139I hope it's child loki
>>31213181OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PARKER LUCK BITCH. WELCOME TO MARVEL UNIVERSE.
>>31213181This is the roll we want.
>>312132026th roll, motherfucker.
>>31213202So... which cosmic force have we attracted the ire of this time?Or did we simply get so distracted by something that we did a really half-assed job of doing it?
Rolled 11>>31213202Nope, 6th roll.
>>31213214>>31213260>>31213264Parker luck.So it depends on how spiderman-like Risa feels like being
>>31213287No PL unless it's in five first rolls...
>>31213287We don't get PL if it's not within the allotted rolls. It missed by one roll, so we don't accrue Parker Luck.
Rolled 82>>31213287If it ends up being loki, we're pushing his shit in.
Wait, so are we getting the Good Karma effects since we stopped those coke dealers and cockslapped that demon?
Rolled 22>>31213345Cocaine is its own reward
You swing through the streets, your spiderness being, well, more catlike than you might like to admit. “That doesn’t mean anything.” No but it sounds good. You are about to go back to the place you call Peter’s place when a stream of water slams into you and you go spinning into the ground. You hit the ground hard and get up to see a man with water coming out of him?“That certainly is lazy character design.” You note.The man, made of water like some sort of water man, or aqua dude, stands tall as he looks at you. “This kiss is going to make me Big!” He shouts firing an orb of water at you, locking it around your head. “Yeah, stay like that and drown, spider freak!”I almost don’t have the heart to tell him we don’t actually breathe. Should, you think we should maybe just go down to help the guy out? That is a pretty lame power. Turning into water. I feel a little bad actually. He is like the special needs kid of scrubby powers. At least Shiba can sort of use more than just water and use gems and stuff. Plus she is a werewolf and that counts for a lot.Should we hurt him? Yes. Probably badly No. Let the poor little guy have this. He looks like he really needs it Other, please specify1d100 please. Best of 5 as per normal
Rolled 62>>31213411> No. Let the poor little guy have this. He looks like he really needs it
Rolled 21>>31213411>[x] Yes. Probably badly
Rolled 31>>31213411>[x] Other, please specifyLet him look like he's putting up a good fight. But as soon as it looks like he has the advantage over us, we make it appear as if Spiderman is adapting to his tactics quickly and then speedily take him down.
Rolled 15>>31213411> No. Let the poor little guy have this. He looks like he really needs itStella to the rescue!
Rolled 63>>31213411 Yes. Probably badly
Rolled 56>>31213411>Yes. Probably badly.
Rolled 72>>31213411 Yes. Probably badlywater and electricity dont mix well add some of that to him also gravity him to ice can we do that?
Rolled 43>>31213411>[X] No. Let the poor little guy have this. He looks like he really needs itYeah, you really can't have been dealt a worse power than fucking WATER.Just pretend to drown and maybe he'll go away.
Rolled 2>>31213411 > Yes. Probably badly
>>31213411> Other, please specifyInsanity poison fixes everything. Maybe.
>>31213411Let's defeat him by shoving a powerline up his ass to temporarily short his electro chrcic bonds...or use our own lightning power...or use gravity to make it rain this loser in buffalo
Rolled 25>>31213411>[x] Yes. Probably badlyPoison him
Looks like beating hydro-man, snrk, badly wins?Writing now.
Rolled 67>>31213411FUCK HIM UP
>>31213411Its not Loki but it will have to do.Push his shit in!>suits Zipsarwhy yes captcha, this suit does Zipsar
>>31213471No. Ice is less dense than water. Compressing water won't turn it to ice, compressing ice turns it back to water. Because H2O is weird like that.
>Reading HQRWho knew Cosgrove had such a shitty fanbase? I feel bad for the guy.
>>31213659Let's just hope none of them come and shit this quest up later.
>>31213659Don't you go draggin that potential shitorm here
>>31213659Quit trying to start shit
>>31213659>>31213702Stop trying to start shit.
>>31213659quests have a sweet spot of players (3-8 imo)Cosgrove nets waaaaaay above that on average, so law of averages dictate he get the occasional sperglord or 5.
>>31213659>not realising it's one guy samfagging
>>31213659gr8 b8 m8 i r8 88/88.
>>31213659Eh, a few of us are fans of both quests, but yeah, there is some vitrol among the following. I learned to tune it out.Seriously they're whining about Risa being a Mary Sue. Thy should go grind for so many threads and eat gods and see how Sue they get. That power level and ridiculousness of Risa is well earned. /co/ used to be love...what happened.
I'm liking the plant. It rekt some dudes and it was cool.
>>31213905With the amount of stress PPQ players have suffered because of sheer bad luck, they've developed a healthy sense of paranoia and defensiveness.
“That’s right, I am going to make it big! The whole world will know the name Hydro-Man!” He explains and you have a giggle. “You laughing at me? Take this, my whole power going to-“ He starts but never finishes as he suddenly is under the gravity of four earths.The water around your head splashes heavily to the ground as he struggles to maintain form. “Wh-what did you do to me?” He asks and you frown.“First you have to answer my question. I saw you sort of threw your water at me, and I also noticed most of your lower body happens to be the same water you throw around. I just; okay look be straight with me. Was that your boy parts?” You wonder and he seems flabbergasted. “Because if it was, that’s okay, but I need to know this to decide if I just brush my teeth tonight or just blast the whole damn thing off and grow a new one. Also, if it was your boy parts, I was less than impressed. I mean, you hear about flaccidness and all that but that was really impressive.”“You little shit. When I get off of here I am going to kill you.” He swears and struggles to move after you, his body changing to liquid and creeping over to you.“Yeah, sorry. Already dead. Dead and a ghost. Dead and a ghost who killed itself to become a cat monster ghost who became a super ghost who then became a more super ghost, then got erased from time and can still brew a damn fine cuppa.” You explain ticking all the things off that you are. “Also British.”“The hell are you talking about?” He demands as you warp the gravity around him so he is the center of his water.(1/2?)
>>31213962YES. MAKE HIM SUFFER!
“I just feel the need to share you know. I am heavily dosing you with my power which, unfortunately, has the side effect of making you crazy. You probably won’t remember this but I am sort of a sharer. I like to share. Except when I don’t. Then I get murderous.” You explain reaching out with your electricity and making a terribly easy path for current to go through from the transformer box to the man lying there. “If your body turns into liquid you should have impurities. I mean, if you are 100% pure water won’t my face be red. It probably won’t but it is something people say.” You explain breaking the container and letting the electricity flow.You make yourself not particularly easy to go through, but the nice train you made into the hydro-man, ha, makes it terrifically simple to get where they want to go. He screams as the insanity poison leaks into him and the electricity breaks apart his molecular stability. He scatters everywhere, and does not reform.You place your hands on your hips and say “I guess that would explain why those appliances have all those warning labels.” You explain to the small crowd that has gathered.You stand there waiting for a laugh that will never come then shout “Spider-Man!” before thwipping out of sight and sonidoing back to your place. You change clothes, much like a grown up might and walk into the home of the Parker family and ghost. “Good evening everybody! How might you be- that is a very large weapon for a young lady like you to have.” You point out to the young lady who is pointing a sword at you. Stella?(2/3)
“Here’s the thing. I can’t hurt my big brother. I can’t even physically try to hurt him because of the way I am. I knew something was off about you all day. Like a big security blanket has been pulled away from me. Then I see the reports and- Who are you? Where’s peter?” She asks and you tap your peter chin in a peter manner. I am Peter Parker of course!(lie) Someone who if you tried to attack, would probably kill everyone you ever cared about slowly. In front of you.(threaten) Don’t worry, I am super trustworthy(assure) Risa Schrodinger. I am a cat ghost british punk rock girl. (truthish) Other, please specify(3/3)
>>31214038> Someone who if you tried to attack, would probably kill everyone you ever cared about slowly. In front of you.(threaten)
>>31214038> Don’t worry, I am super trustworthy(assure)> Risa Schrodinger. I am a cat ghost british punk rock girl. (truthish)
>>31214038>[x] Other, please specify"YOUR DADDY!"Turn into Loki as we remember him.
>>31214038>[x] other, THE SUPERIOR SPIDER MAN
>>31214038[X] I am your new teacher (corrupt)
>>31214038>[X] Risa Schrodinger. I am a cat ghost british punk rock girl. (truthish)
>>31214038>[x] Don’t worry, I am super trustworthy(assure)>[x] Risa Schrodinger. I am a cat ghost british punk rock girl. (truthish)if Pete was, where I was, then's he's probably dead. or will be if he touches my stuff!
Rolled 94>>31214038Other: Someone who was pulled to this world to switch with peter for a while. Don't worry, I'm sure it's temporary.
>>31214038>[x] Other, please specifyBe all cryptic with the answer."I'm Spiderman."
>>31214038> Risa Schrodinger. I am a cat ghost british punk rock girl. (truthish)I'm sure this is probably just a time thingie. The polarities will shift back sooner or later.
>>31214054That won't work. She only cares about Peter, who is not here.
>>31214038>Eat her sword>Dance a jig>Go get tacos
>>31214038[X] Someone who if you tried to attack, would probably kill everyone you ever cared about slowly. In front of you.(threaten)
>>31214038"He's probably in Japan, in the late 90s, and about to have something terrible happen to him. While he's there, I'm here, and I figured I might as well fill in for him."
>>31214038> Don’t worry, I am super trustworthy(assure)> Risa Schrodinger. I am a cat ghost british punk rock girl. (truthish)Lets do this
Looks like truthish assurances have the most?Writing now.
>>31214121Throw in some vague cryptic bullshit that doesn't pertain to anything and maybe some rhyming.
>>31214038>Risa SHRODINGER, ghost, punk rocker, double suicider who wound up swapping places with a super hero who in my reality is a fictional character and decided to go try and see how the more heroic sort lives. It was bollocks, but the fighting was fun. Now stop pointing that gun at me before I decide to kill everyone you've ever loved slo- do i smell muffins? (Or something else that distracts us...it's wag too easy)
>>31214121"Time travel bullshit. I'm sure it will sort itself out eventually."And smell her a little.
>They're voting to shake hands with Reagan in the other threadare they masochists or just suicidal?
>>31214258We're American, this is the president.
>>31214258Peter would do it. He doesn't quite realize just how fucking looneytoons the past is. It's actually worse than the future he went to.
>>31214258I dunno man. I warned them. Told them to snark. Nobody listens
>>31214283maybe they're mourning Hydro man
>>31214278How fucking shitty it has to be man.If peter is stuck there, he better start grinding up his INT.
>>31214258I'unno he seems like a friendly down to earth sort of guy, the sort of man the common hero can relate to.
>>31214283Peter is trying to process how incredibly fucked that entire dimension is.What do you expect?
>>31214320More spectacular PTSD man
>>31214311This is the same that tried to vaporize us with a space laser five seconds ago. I'm just waiting for his Alzheimer's to act up and have him fire the lasers again.
>>31214409I'unno the other options seem pretty Ivory tower elitist, not the sort of thing a Grass-roots hero would do,
>>31214448There's elitist and then there's MY GOD HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME IS THAT REALLY REAGAN.
“I am, well. Risa Schrodinger. British punk rock suicide ghost who became a cat ghost, then became a tall ghost, then a shorter ghost, then a personish ghost, then a person ghost again which doesn’t make much sense. Then I ate a piece of an old one so I am a bit of a youngish one.” You explain as she holds her blade to you. “Come on, do you have to be all pointy at me? Look, I fixed peter’s costume, which was in awful condition by the way. Had no zazz, then I went and fought crime in his place.” You explain.She keeps a steady gaze at you, while you just give a gentle smile and tilt your head, more amused by her than anything. “You look like him. Why do you look like him?” She demands.“Oh, shapeshifting. I don’t use it much these days because I am so terribly lovely but it does have its uses.” You explain.She continues staring at you. She has no idea what sort of thing you are, and you are fine to allow her the little moment of bravery. It is easier than dealing with the terror that is you. Finally she glances towards the window and then back to you. “Change back. I don’t want to think of hurting my brother, so change back and then maybe we can talk.”You sigh and feel your body snapping and creaking. Short brown hair gives way to long violet hues. Your legs stretch, while you grow taller. Your shit exposes your midriff as your chest comes back and you feel your body gain those good features peter couldn’t enjoy. Then, of course come your eyes. Marked with insanity and barely contained glee at your situation. You put your hand on your hip and give a smile you are sure your mask is conveying. “Better gum drop?” You ask, your british back.“You stole his clothes and his uniform.” She points out unhappily.(1/3?)
>>31214409Why would Peter think it was Reagan who fired the laser? I know, Star Wars was a cheap piece of Cold War propaganda, but an ACTUAL LASER? He won't make that connection definitively until it's too late.>>31214485He's being friendly so far.
“Borrowed.” You correct vanishing in an instant and appearing behind her. She tries to turn but you wrap your arms around her in a mocking parody of affection or a caress. “And with every intention of returning.” You explain. You take a deep sniff of the girl, the strange vibrating grape smell of an unfuture filling your nose.“You modified it.” She says trying to keep an easy voice, but you can tell you unnerve her. I can’t imagine why.You let out a throaty laugh for a few seconds before you mask parts and your long tongue coils out and goes under her chin to the other side of her face. “Yes, but I am a pretty lass. Boys like the smell of pretty lasses and he is a teenager. I am sure he won’t mind too much.” You explain and narrow your eyes. “I remember a smell on you. The smell I smell when I look to disappointment, I mean, Ryouichi, or just so slightly on the quincies.” You mutter, debating if you should think it through of just destroy her for making you remember Ryoubitchy.“Where is Peter?” She demands, concern for her brother taking priority over all else.You let her go and retract your tongue. You give her a small push forward and she nearly stumbles but some innate ability makes her stop and turn back to face you. “Well, if I am here I am pretty sure he fell through where I was. Don’t worry too much about it, time has a funny little way of fixing itself. Paradoxes resolve themselves you see, by and large anyway.” You answer.She narrows her gave then wipes her cheek and ears of your saliva. “Is he safe?”You shrug. “I suppose that, as a general rule, depends on what happened. I was sitting in a church eating potatoes with a plant. Do tell, can you think of any reason he would be in danger from a church of Mormons?” You ask. Well, there were also the angels. “Shh, monologue I am talking.”“No. I can’t see him angering anyone that way.” She explains.(2/3)
You clap your hands. “Then as long as he stays on the right side of the US government he should have no issues! I will even leave him this suit assuming the time convergence doesn’t erase the bloody thing.” You offer.“You still lied to aunt may and uncle ben.” She protests.“I was hungry. Besides, we can’t have them thinking their nephew is off in other time. They already have so much to worry about with Uncle Ben a ghost.” You explain.“Uncle Ben isn’t a ghost. I can see him. I can touch him.” The little person points out.“And I just got finished licking you and we already established I am a ghost. Now shall I peter parker back up? I have, legs hips, tits, and ass and peter has none of those things so this is uncomfortable.” You explain.She chews on her lip for a second before nodding and your body pops back into place. You look in one of the spider pockets “Those are regular pockets” and feel a vibrating device. You open it and see the name “Gwen Stacy”“Tell her you are busy and hang up.” Little person says. Have a nice conversation while holding back the little murder moppit Do just that Ignore the call Other, please specify(3/3)
>>31214507For fuck's sake, he isn't even Funny Valentine tier, and you just try and get us killed...
>>31214528>[x] Other, please specify"I'm sorry I can't talk I did SOOOOOO MUCH cocaine."
>>31214528>Answer call. Tell her we're holding Peter hostage unless she can make little person shut up and stop pointing pointy things at your face.
>>31214528>[x] Do just thatmention you're too busy getting info on a vicious doppelganger. Hydroman's handsome and suave killer must be brought to justice!
>>31214561Don't forget to ham it up
>>31214528>“Tell her you are busy and hang up.”If we happen to do this, while still being Risa and make no attempt to conceal our voice, only good things will happen, I assure you
>>31214528>[X] Do just that"Hey, is this important? I might have to call you back, sorry."
>>31214559A literal truckload of cocaine.
>>31214528> Have a nice conversation while holding back the little murder moppit
>>31214610>>31214615>>31214631>>31214642Why.Just why.Peter's life is suffering, and you're making it even worse.
>>31214559We so have to do this.
>>31214663Risa only sorta cared about being a good Spiderman.Peter, though? Fuck em.
>>31214663Because Risa is Superior.
>>31214663Because it would be hilarious.
>>31214663They aren't satisfied trying to kill him via Reagan.
>>31214663But that's an integral part of the Spiderman mythos, isn't it? Parker, despite being dealt a shitty hand in his personal life, is still able to climb out of bed every morning and find the will to go out and fight to make the city a better place.
I think Reagan just went full nanomachines, son.
>>31214720Well, bad shit happens to Peter constantly in this quest, so deliberately making his life shittier is unnecessary.
We did it because a strange woman answered Peter's phone to talk about cocaine. Stella can handle cleanup.
>>31214663We did kind of do a mess of coke. Honesty is the best policy.>>31214708>They aren't satisfied trying to kill him via Reagan.Hey, at least it's not Robo Thatcher.
>>31214663Well I mean, nothing is stopping Stella from telling Gwen what really happened.
>>31214825>Hey, at least it's not Robo Thatcher.Hmmm. Maybe another time.
You push the talk button and clear your throat, your actually very beautiful voice, or maybe a voice you stole, acting in stark contrast to your current form. “Sorry love, can’t talk now. I did so much cocaine. Literally a truck full. An entire truck. Of. Cocaine.” You explain, as best you can, putting your foot up to stop the little thing from jumping for your phone. Yes, it is your phone now, that is how law works.“What? Who is this?” The gwen creature asks.“Cocaine. I did a truck full of it and fought crime today. Sorry, can’t hear you too much cocaine.” You explain then hang up. You grab the small thing’s head and shake her back and forth. “See? I kept it short. She was all a twitter about something but I did not budge.” You tell the small thing which tastes of grapes. Do you like grapes?You agree you do as the small one take the phone from you, you crouch down and stick your tongue in her ear. She shivers and makes a strange sort of shiver before swiping at you. Were you a weak person that might actually do some damage, but you slide under the strike like an eel while grabbing the phone back.You lick your lips as you roll backwards and think. “Yep. Loki. You taste like Loki. I can taste another man on you!” You point out and mock weep.“You are a pervert.” Stella says and you tsk her while wagging your finger.(1/2)
“Let me tell you a lesson in life, little murder molly. One, it doesn’t count if a girl does it much less a pretty girl. Grow up to be beautiful and you can literally get away with murder. Two, I have no sex drive so the very worst I can be is just weird. Which coming from someone who is from untime because loki and lives with spider-man means nothing. You have no frame of reference to judge me.” You explain putting your foot up on the coffee table. “I am untouchable.”“So you are just going to sit down and act nice until peter gets back, right?” She asks and you smile.What are we really going to do? Full release and see who we can get a knocking on heaven’s door. Harass her more, this is delightful and she tastes like vibrate California grapes Wait to find someone else to harass Other, please specify(2/2)
>>31215000Loki parentage confirmed. Canon updated.
>>31215030> Full release and see who we can get a knocking on heaven’s door.
>>31215030Work on destroying the morality of your new project.
>>31215030>[x] Harass her more, this is delightful and she tastes like vibrate California grapesThis is fun. I want to pester her some more.
>>31215030>Other>Grab her>Go fight crimeShe has a sword, you're SPIDER-MANBesides, if we stick around, we'll have to deal with old people again and we'll either have to act nice or kill them all.
>>31215030> Other, please specifyFind Peter's Girlfriend and mess with herShe smells like lies and regrets, and revenge, perfect for Risa
>>31215030>[X] Harass her more, this is delightful and she tastes like vibrate California grapesBecause I haven't the faintest clue what the first choice is.
>>31215030Harrass her some more, and when that gets boring find someone else
>>31215030> Full release and see who we can get a knocking on heaven’s door.Drag her along for some cosmic shenanigans.
>>31215030>[X] Work on destroying the morality of your new project.
>>31215030>[x] other, tract downa and kill stilts man
>>31215030[x] How do you feel about being an older sister?Risa-tan time!
Rolled 59>>31215030[x] Other, please specifyrape Norman Osborn
>>31215030Lets ask her if she wants to go murder some of peter's enemies. We'll totally take the blame for it
>>31215030Other >I could go back out in the world and wreck shit up because I bore easily, or you can find something to entertain me and keep me dopeily amused until such time that time realigns order and all that. Though I would kill for a cuppa tea right now.
>>31215030>[x] Wait to find someone else to harassHAUNT NORMAN OSBORN
>>31215030> Full release and see who we can get a knocking on heaven’s door
>>31215030> Harass her more, this is delightful and she tastes like vibrate California grapes>Find Felicia
>>31215030> Other, please specifyDoes it count as spoilers if check up on Doctor Who?
>>31215030>Full release and see who we can get a knocking on heaven’s door.Though I'd say only first release at first.
>>31215127He doesn't exist in the Marvel universe.
>>31215090Joke's on youStella has no morals
>>31215164...well, that explains why everything is wrong.
>>31215164This universe is unsalvagable.
Looks like an even split of slowly corrupting Stella and going go juice crazy
What the fuck is a "Full Release"?If it is what I think it is, you have no idea what colossal bullshit you can inflict upon this universe in the form of Cosmic cockslapping.>>31215199>>31215207>Whofagsnot even once>>31215221WELL. I stand corrected.
>>31215030Go harass Mary Jane.While looking like Peter Parker again.
>>31215230Older sis Stella.
>>31215232remember Uloqiuroa having a second release?that's a full release
Oh right you lot don't have secret forms and moves. Basically you have been dealing with Risa on her low power setting. She has two more called the first release and the second release which give her more power. Do skip the first release and then dash to second is called full release.
>>31215232>What the fuck is a "Full Release"?Observe this stat:Reiryoku(Spirit energy/go juice):* * * * * * * * (* * * * * *[* * * *]) Sealed (* * * * * * * * * *) Reserve tankRight now, Risa is walking around with rank 8 spirit energy.At full release, that will shoot up to rank 28 and unlock a fuckton of abilities she can't use in sealed state.
May as well try to combine the darkness of risa tutoring with ruining the universe.
>>31215269Eh, I'd say let's first just stop cloaking ourselves and let our maximum sealed go-juice loose.
>>31215266>UloqiuroaWhat is that?>>31215269>>31215278...Something tells me this crossover was not very well thought-out.Have fun with Galactus.
>>31215232>What the fuck is a "Full Release"?Risa is a cosmic horror stuffed in a human shaped capsule expending a chunk of it's energy trying really hard to look like something it's not.
>>31215296>>Uloqiuroa>What is that?Dude from Bleach canon that doesn't exist in this alt universe.
>>31215296Galactus don't give a shit.The Watcher might, but he's just gonna... you know, watch us.
>>31215296>>31215296Can we kidnap galactus and give him to lucifer?
>>31215296the emo guy>Have fun with Galactus.baked or fried? and what sauce should we use, if any?
Rolled 69>>31215344We don't stand a chance against Galactus.Or Dormammu.Or Mephisto.
>>31215030> Full release and see who we can get a knocking on heaven’s door.It'll be fun!
>They rolled a 100 against ReaganIt's time for the smackdown
>>31215355>>31215355maybe we can invite him for tea and have him eat lucifer so we don't have to deal with his bullshit anymore
>>31215355>GalactusJobber>Or Dormammu.>Or Mephisto.as long as we stay off their lawns we'll be fine
>>31215344He's a fundamental concept of the universe.
>>31215355We might be able to hold against Dormammu.With some back up he might be a snack.
>>31215383>4th on a best of 3nope.jpg
>>31215423Cos isn't doing best of 3 for some reason. If he was, the 97 on the last roll wouldn't have counted.
Rolled 88>>31215423best out of five nigga.Reggen gonna get zangansu
>>31215383As the 5th roll though?The rules are kind of lose between HQRs best of 5.Last round he did take the 4th roll. I think Josephine is modifying their rolls.
>>31215447Maybe 1d100 is different?Or maybe Monologue is loaning Peter some luck.
>>31215448>>31215447ah, this should be good
>>31215448>Peter Parker is the Marvel Universe's Ichigo Kurosaki>Everything shits on him for no reason, but he always STRONKS his way through the situation anyways>My mind is so full of fuck
“You are quite fun to bother, you know.” You say shifting into your Risa form once more and crawling over to her like a cat.“You are- this is weird.” She protests backing away and swinging her sword towards you.You dodge, your unnatural speed making it easy to keep away from her slices when compared to others you have faces. You step in front of her then dream walk behind you. You grab hold of the small thing and put a foot on her hand keeping her sword down. She looks back at you, trying to calculate the ways she could get out but once more your arms wrap around her. “You know what your problem is? You don’t have enough fun. Life, my dear girl, is all about maximizing what you enjoy and minimizing what you don’t. An almost utilitarian approach to hedonism but without the messy nonsense of morality.”“Peter would say that’s wrong.” She explains as your eyes shift to take in the different spectrums above and below visible light.“No such thing as wrong. Just what is good and what is not. Cut the fat, make your life grand. Here, let me show you.” You explain, your long tongue flicking out and sending in waves of madness flecked with the slightest tingle of electricity to corrupt her, fully aware of her mind's one weak link. The link she values so much and will do anything for. She stiffens as your tongue-Ten minutes past april 1? Well we can’t have that. Thread over for now thanks for playing. Still around for questions, concerns, comments and the like while my meds kick in to help me sleep
Rolled 26>>31215509AH SHIT
>>31215509Please tell me Peter pops back into the universe frenching her ear. That would be the only best way to finish this.
>>31215509Do we get to keep the suit?I wanna keep the suit
>>31215509Cop out bullshit!
>>31215509WELP.This should prove to be sufficiently awkward.
>>31215509The hell?your leaving us hanging!
>>31215479Don't be ridiculous, Ichigo is a hybrid of everything in his universe, while spider-man is a mystical/scientific/skill/strong hero.seriously though they both seem to be blends of all the powertypes of their universes.
>>31215509When's the next thread going to be?
>>31215509ah poo! The reality hopping always ends just when it gets interesting.will Risa remember this extra dimensional excursion? and will Pete get that suit Risa made?
>>31215509>>31215509Well, at least we killed hydro man
>>31215553I want to see slightly corrupted Stella!
>>31215509Thread was fun.Pastebin still says 15spxp like it did at the end of last thread, and I'm pretty sure we should have more than that.
>>31215560She's incorruptible by design.Only Peter can change her.
>>31215509...That got a little sexual towards the end there.
>>31215572Why you gotta make it sexual? There was nothing sexual about it.
>>31215509Oh shit.Did we take off the magic costume or did we still have it on for the zapback?
>>31215531nah, seems wrong to wear a suit we didn't make or wasn't made by someone that cares about us.
>>31215607but we did make the suit
>>31215607Risa totally cares about Spiderman. She didn't even kill a ton of shit when this was going down.
>>31215529Ha ha ha>>31215531Well, that is not really up to me.>>31215550PPQ? Probably normal time. Cos will say something. Hollow? I have an essay and I wan to go see blue man this week sometime and an indian festival thing.Crossover? When the stars allow.>>31215553Risa remember a staggering number of things. Most of which may or may not have happened. Who is to say?>>31215555Dissolved him into separate molecules and made him potentially insane. Not catatonic insanity, most likely. Perhaps one of the vengeful kind or the "I will use the sea to drown the city because everything is too loud find out how to kill me or die!"Did him a favor really>>31215568When I get more awake I will probably give some more for a drawing I think is somewhere but I am too tired to deal with it.>>31215572>>31215582Hm, butts were not used, fondled, or touched so I don't really see it.>>31215606We put it in his backpack which we put on the sofa or wherever ungrateful teenagers put their stuff.>>31215607>>31215614>>31215621ha ha ha
>>31215621Well, she did kill that water guy, but come on. Water. Seriously.And Peter made half the suit, she just finished it with a little bit of insano demon magic.
>>31215607It's still our suit. She just heavily modified it with creepy magic stuff.
>>31215660Hydroman barely even counts as a person.
>>31215509AE you beautiful bastard! Now we'll never see the effects of a full release! Now we won't get to see the aftermath of the spiritually aware collectively losing there shit!
>>31215651If we had more time, wha>>31215651 would have happen to Stella in your eyes
Spiderman just fucking kicking ass everywhere.
>>31215651>>31215651is the person rhyming to spider man who I think it is?
>>31215701Who is it?
>>31215651What would have happen to Stella?
>>31215699The universe he finds himself in has none of the bad luck that the Marvel universe has.Our rolls are nothing short of Spectacular right now.
>>31215701Either Madam Web, Cheshire, or Risa. Or Luna (I think that's her name?)
>>31215667Barely? You are generous>>31215680Maybe one day>>31215692>>31215710Perhaps one day we will find out!Though I will say that certain personality traits sometimes need a chance to shine through.>>31215701Ha ha ha
>>31215747>Ha ha haIt was totally Ryouichi.
>>31215786>>31215730>>31215746Yeah, I'm lost. What is the thing that rhymed and then attacked Peter with poison (which thankfully he dodged)?
>>31215807Evil-ish Strawberry like character.Risa crazy poisoned a baby back when she was still a normal hollow, it grew up to be a knock off Ichigo because of something Satan and Loki did.Or something like that.
>>31215807I'm worried about Stella
On the upside, it's already been established that crazy people dress up as Spider-Man sometimes, and I'm not sure if Risa remembered to make her voice sound male while as Spider-Man.Also, now we've got an excuse to talk to Gwen.
>>31215807>Rhyming>Poison>Monologue saying to "Watch your ass. Literally."It has to be Ryouichi.
>>31215807>>31215807it's either a cool ass gangster scientistor our bastard bitch child
>>31215833Is it a serial anal-rapist?
>>31215807His name is Ryouichi. When he was a baby we poisoned him with our crazy power and left an imprint on him because it seemed interesting.Also murdered his parents.He grew up to be the worst sort of person ever and would use illusions and disguise to shift into women to attack men and then make out with them.Then once Risa told him she killed his parents and we became the worst sort of edgeomancer around and obliterated us by teaming up with loki and as such Risa lost one of her most powerful abilities to turn back time.He is generally just awful.
>>31215830She never did figure out what Pete sounds like. So I like to think that she just did the batman gravel gargle.>>31215839Yes. Ryouichi is basically edgy magical realm: The Character
>>31215847He's pretty much a constant reminder of how much we sucked in the past.
>>31215847I still hold out hope that doctor gangster will return one day
>>31215849Adam West Bat-Voice or Bale Bat-Voice? Or Conroy Bat-Voice?
>>31215871We punched time once to bring back a potted plant. Plus we never saw him die, so time travel is always an option.
>>31215847so are we going to pick up where Cos left off and vice versa or what?
>>31215886I'd find it more likely that we've never met the real Bastidores, and just were hanging with a drone.Real Bastidores is inside capsule number three.
>>31215893It's up to the individual QMs. I personally think it wouldn't fit PPQ to keep it canon, but in HQR? Absolutely.
>>31215886>>31215886I like to imagine he'll come riding a white Cadillac as we face our darkest hour
>>31215906>>31215906Ooooh I bet he's got strong as dicks now
>>31215915HQR kept the Christmas special as canon.You know what happened during the Christmas Special? Robo-Thatcher. Also hitting on Santa to piss off Mrs. Claus
>>31215915true, the PPQ universe just wouldn't be the same without Hydroman
>>31215916I still miss Charlotte, but that's neither here nor there.There are a fair number of corpses in HQR. Haven't seen Hollow Rider lately either.
>>31215927Our Christmas Special was canon too...>>31215934Between Dr. Strange just happening to have a demon-infestation on his hands in addition to Mexican coke-dealers IN ADDITION to Hydro Man attacking us for no reason, I just don't know, man.
>>31215893Ah ha ha>>31215927Are you implying that santa isn't 100% real?>>31215934Come on, he can come back as better now! Maybe with a cooler name!
>>31215927PPQ kept it's Christmas Special as canon. And it was 100% Awesome as Pym.
>>31215934He died like a true hero
>>31215934He isn't dead. He's just corrupted.
>>31215951>Are you implying that santa isn't 100% real?>No, I'm triumphantly stating that he's more than 500% real.
>>31215937At least that keeps Sin-Fin happy.Speaking of I need to update her powers.
>>31215951We should have hunt for Felicia.Ghost Cat vs Black Cat
>>31215976We should have put stilts man out of his misery of continued existence
>>31215972>Speaking of I need to update her powers.HOO-RAAH!I sperg over pastebins in every quest I follow.Seriously, any QMs here besides Azure, having pastebins will probably net you one spergy-as-fuck player.
>>31215976There were a lot of things we should have done.
>>31215934Things Risa Did in PPQ:- A truckload of cocaine. Probably a month or three's worth.- Punched a demons head in. Hell probably has more of those.- Vaporized Hydroman. A good rainstorm should put him back together. Maybe a tiny bit of electrolysis. It's not like you'll notice him being more insane than usual.
>>31216003>>31216003Like kill stilts man
>>31216013Yeah I mean... The fact that Hydro Man even cares about stealing things, and doesn't realize how absurdly powerful he is, means he's already pretty crazy.
>tfw you know you will miss Decu sticking murderface in Hero Quest
>>31215995Are you kidding? Risa would have stilt raced him. Stilts are hella cool!>>31216001Updated with the vague description. It is bottom of her powers. Not skills, that is just her aura of lycanthropy.>>31216043Anyone with that name was just asking for it.
>>31216053How would Risa dealt with Black Cat?
>>31216053>MAX Memory Embrace: Combine the abilities of a shadow memory and yourself to gain new or different powers and abilities. You are a kirby but, like, you eat your friends.OH GOD. Risa and Sin-Fin are like some kind of cannibalistic feedback loop of powerleveling at this point.
>>31216053>we could have gotten stilt powers if we ate himdamn it! So many missed opportunities!also, on a unrelated note if anybody could do a Doctor Who quest (or one set in that confusing universe) it'd be you AE
>>31216073Probably by violating her morals with her twisted powers then setting her free to see what would happen.Unless she was bribed by swedish fish.>>31216091Some things must not be sullied by hands such as these.>>31216077It is troubling how many of her abilities are sealed by how much she hates herself for what she has done and who she is.
>>31216116>It is troubling how many of her abilities are sealed by how much she hates herself for what she has done and who she is.Her unlocking things just means she's getting better, then.>Risa having a positive influence on someone>lel
>>31216134Keep in mind the more she "unlocks" the further down her path she will be. Which means the further into her own insanity she potentially is. Well, I think I will hang my hat here. Thanks for playing everyone and have a good night!
>>31216116How about if she decided to mess with the girl next door?
>>31216149No real sex drive?But Hollows on paths seem to advance pretty well anyway.
>>31216149They would have just tried to out-psychopath each other the whole time.
>>31216145All that remains is figuring out what Path she is...
>>31216145If ya really gone, then g'night.If not, as is usually the case, are you gonna label the next thread as 63 (as it should be) or as 62?
>>31216220Repentance/Sorrow/Remorse seems like it could be the thing. All sad and shit about fuckin up with the apple.
>>31216303Repentance would be interesting, if only because she's never really considered that being possible.
>>31216348I think her 'repentance' was letting the physical manifestations of her memories beat the shit out of her constantly.
>>31216303>>31216348I don't see why she can't have multiple paths.Risa keeps slipping between Laughter and Madness pretty steadily.
>>31216370Horror pretty up there sometimes. It's not the constant that Laughter is, but when Horror hits, it hits hard.
>>31216379Not everyday can be scarborough fair.
>>31216379I love it when Horror shows up, but I suppose its scarcity is part of its charm. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
>>31216449>>31216412Exactly. That's why you gotta weight it a bit differently from the other paths.The others all work as a constant character trait. Horror doesn't. It has to hide below the surface until the right moment for full impact.
Good morning you lovely thread, let me see what I missed...Yes. Yes, good.Hilarity.