http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P Last time, you’d worked on your suit and completed all but the headset before inevitably giving in to the urges of sleep. Heading to bed, you have many problems left untouched and more that still need to be resolved. Currently, you are in the deep unconsciousness of dreaming, listening to my wonder tone. Wait, since we’re doing this like this, I almost think you need a helping hand, or else I think you’re right and properly fucked, especially considering you’re a yank, and the folks don’t take kindly to yanks and their goddamned space satellite lasers. >…is someone there? Ellipses, huh? Well, I know how to ignore those. Furthermore you’re from the year… 2014? Well, let’s take a look and see how things go a fair bit in the fut- What have they done to you Peter? They let a fat walrus bastard wear your skin like a suit and ruin your life- which is something Risa would probably do and enjoy it, but it’s the principle of the thing, really. And yes, you’ve got a voice in your head Peter, so you’d better listen up. “What’s going on?” you mutter in confusion. Well, to be honest, you’re not going to be able to resolve those plots, Peter. You’re dealing with the like of things that would make Harry wet his knickers in joy, but he’s an asshole so you shouldn’t think of the prick. Now, that said, as you wake up, you will deal with some minor issues. Like replacing a psychopathic killer in the midst of her closest friends. Oh, and you’re barely superhuman as how you are now, so you might want to run. Just saying. But play it cool first. Alright, you’ll be resuming thing in three… two… one… Action! Opening your eyes you look around nervously, as if awaking from a terrible nightmare that is actually really happening. >1/2
>>31211554Like those dreams where you’re giving a presentation to the class but realize you aren’t wearing anything. And then the audience is angry bears trying to maul you. Actually, stop thinking of bears, just to be safe. Also, you might want to run because you’ll probably be killed by angels due to your spider-powers. Wish you hadn’t read The Other now, huh? >What. WHAT. So, you’re sitting down, with a bunch of crunchy potatoes and a plant next to you when everything starts to get quiet and… man, its cool to be able to say it- You’re Spider-sense is tingling. Yes, this is great. Well, not for you obviously. You should probably do something about this. Next to you is a pink-haired person, yes really, in girlish clothes, like something out of Harry’s Japanese animus. >[ ]Act calm>[ ]Flee>[ ]Excuse yourself to the restroom>[ ]Other
>>31211572"...Hi?"Also Monologue you shouldn't be here, you followed Risa.
Rolled 18>>31211572>>[ ]FleeFLEEE
>>31211572>>[x]Act calmThere is a perfectly rational explanation for all of this. You just need to think through it.
>>31211572Calmly walk out of here.
>>31211628> Monologue> LogicPick one.>>31211572>[ ]Act calm
>>31211572>[ ]Act calmwat
>>31211572>>[ ]Excuse yourself to the restroomWhich way to the Little Spider's Room.
>>31211572>[x]Act calmno need for concern, but Spider-Risa just decided to do all the cocaine
>>31211572Ok.Just so everyone knows, you're in a mormon church. The pink haired loli/shota/plant thing is a powerful reality warper. There are angels everywhere and they're autistic as fuck.They're about to go have a showdown with two fallen angels (the ones that represent Lust and Sloth).Right before this, Risa made some dude critfail eating dinner and a rat fell out of the salt shaker into his food.Shit is about to go down.
>>31211572>[X]FleeI pray for every god to every exist and didn't exist that this isn't canon.The worst of April fools, the most painful one would make this canon.
>>31211770Don't forget to find a replacement Lovecraftian abomination or Satan will eat you.
WAIT A MINUTE, HOW STELLA ALIVE? HOW THE FUCK IS SHE STILL ALIVE?PETER SHOULD START WORRYING.
>>31211831#April FoolsNo, really. That's what that trip I used is.
>>31211811>>31211831people will still fall for it
Rolled 12>>31211811>It's canon.Ahahaha
Poor Peter. Even with his powers, he's totally outclassed in this universe unless over-the-top powers just come with the package of living in an anime.
>>31211826Peter isn't controlling Risa's body.He's just Peter Parker.
>>31211852Well, if he can get back to dakka wolf, he should be okay. Just live like a scrub for a bit. This dream should end soon enough.
>>31211844Don't be ridiulous no-one can be that st->>31211848Well then.
Rolled 18>>31211879Its not?
>>31211875Yeah. Lucifer's goons are still bound to protect Risa's friends. All Pete's got to do is make it to the shrine and convince everyone that he's totally Risa's friend/minion/scrub/whatever.
>>31211930Also wait a second, what's stopping us from talking to the plant and figuring out his/her name and gender?
>>31211930Or the plant. The plants a total bro. The plant will help him!
>>31211969Monologue going "LALALALALLALALALALALLA I CAN'T LET YOU GUYS HEAR THAT LALALALALALLALALA" over the answers.
>>31211985Risa is the one ignoring Monologue about that though?
>>31211985time our questions using spidey sense.
>>31212026>>31212016Monologue is sorta narrating this whole thing. It's just going t not answer us.
Rolled 17 + 3Wait wait wait, if Peter is eating potatoes does that mean everyone'll assume he's loli risa?
>>31212064Nah, we're visibly just taking his place.
>>31212064It's Peter being Peter. It's not a body swap, they physically swapped places.Risa's just having an easier time pretending to be Pete because shapeshifting.
>>31212098>>31212125Oh. Well there goes my hopes that Peter'll enjoy being treated like a loli and eventually turn into a trap.
>>31212147Peter's not into that. He's into other things...
>>31212158Dear lord that would smell foul if she didn't clean it out good afterwards.
>>31212175Felicia is nothing if not clean.
Act Calm, Peter. Act like you’re Risa. You should probably start talking to yourself, just to be safe. But calmly be calm. Calmly.You think to yourself as to how it doesn’t make sense, but so does hearing my narrate everything, so its all cool. But seriously, stay calm. Everyone’s gotten deathly quiet, not a good sign. Those aren’t normal people. And tensions are about to break.>…who’s there?Great ellipses is back, but you’re probably not even aware of him. Her. Androgynous green text. Regardless, that’s something you should get looked at. Now, calmly talk to this inner-monologue. Now.“What?” You say as you feel your spider-sense both calm and heighten at the same time as you can’t necessarily understand the ways you’d probably die. Getting up, you notice as the pink haired… girl? Risa usually takes over with her madness at this point watches you carefully as you take the remains of food on your tray and dispose of them before-Peter. PETER. Calm breaths. Calm. Think of Felicia’s butt. You’re better than Risa in this aspect, and you’ve nourished my soul if I have one. So continue outside, close the door.>nearby langue isn’t English, but rather Japanese, perhaps?Yes, we get it, you know things green text. Hurrah.Now shuttup and stop stealing my spotlight.Leaning against the doors, you take a deep breath. And another. RUN. Run you fool. Run like Queseda is ruining your marriage with Mary Jane Watson again! You brow contorts as you try to piece that together, as I realize and synchronize to you to better help you. The memory of feeling up Felicia helps sooth my mental pains, even if she’s a different kind of build, she’s still got a great butt. Wow.Um, sucks to be you right now though. I’m not sure how much I’m supposed to help you, really. Telling you what Risa’s up to probably won’t help. But then again, unlike her you don’t have an inventory, so you might want to get some gear.>1/2
>>31212251What should we do, Pete?>[ ]Try to find out where you are>[ ]Try to scrounge up stuff to improv gear>[ ]Get some distance from this church- it still doesn’t feel safe.
>>31212288I say we find the Great meand have a conversation with him
>>31212288>Try to find out where you areAlso ignore the crazy head voice.
>>31212288>[ ]Try to scrounge up stuff to improv gear
PPQ for the hollow folks who are confused:>>31209743Although I'm sure everyone is lost at this point.
>>31212288>>[X]Try to scrounge up stuff to improv gearBOMBASTIC BAG-MAN!
>>31212331you should see the other thread
>Make gear>Somehow able to take it back to PPQ despite this clearly being a dream sequence>Holy Eldrich Webshooters
>>31212251Green-text memories from previous Suit wearers
>>31212288>>[ ]Try to find out where you are
>>31212288>[X]Try to scrounge up stuff to improv gearSCIENCE IT UP. Peter needs to do science to calm the fuck down and to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.Stella is dead due to peter being in another dimension because of the counter measures they put on stella.He is another universe in japan. this is BAD.
>>31212288>Get some distance from this church- it still doesn’t feel safe.Just go to which place effects our Spider-Sense the least.
>>31212348This is closer to the actual PPQ. It has Peter Parker in a horrible situation and everything's fucked.The thread you linked to has Risa terrorizing mexicans and doing lots of cocaine. That's the Hollow Quest I want.
>>31212348>>31212348I'm in both threads, and I don't even follow peter parker quest
>>31212251>>[ ]Try to scrounge up stuff to improv gearMonologue has great taste
>>31212378You forget that we're also in the past. 1997 to be exact.
>>31212288>[X]Try to scrounge up stuff to improv gearWe need web slingers now.
>>31212378Stella isn't dead. She's just in 2014 and we're in 1997.
I don't follow this quest and I have no idea what the hell is happening; but this is more or less PPQ for tonight, so fuck it I'll try,
>>31212401That fucking even worse.in another universe in japan in the fucking past.Remember the last time we time travel.>>31212421I don't think counter measures that stella was put on feature time difference or connects despite different universes.Before you even say shit about peter time travel, peter and stella went together, thus the connections was still there and that why stella isn't dead when they time travel in the future past arc.
>>31212467Me too mate, me fucking too. Can someone give me a brief summary on this quest and the characters?
>>31212491Shit.Shit is Happening. That's all I know.
>>31212470>I don't think counter measures that stella was put on feature time difference or connects despite different universes.>>Before you even say shit about peter time travel, peter and stella went together, thus the connections was still there and that why stella isn't dead when they time travel in the future past arc.I'm saying that she's not dead because she isn't dead over in PPQ (err. whatever it is).If you want a bullshit explanation, Risa has bullshit levels of stealth and cloaking. Shapeshifted to mimic Peter and is mimicing his soul / psychic signature. Probably good enough to trick the countermeasures.
>>31212491>>31212467This is what you need to know immediately >>31211770
>>31212491from what I read on PPQ the main character of this one is a near cosmic tier power level holow monster who ate everything and destroyed everything then got bored and started attacking god or something.I find it difficult to be interested in such a story.
>>31212518Well we ate the soul kinglucifer wants to eat us because he wanted to eat the soul kingLoki is fucking aroundragnarok is cominggod is doing somethingand we have died two times in the course of this quest
>Cosgrove writing something sort of Bleach-y againM-maybe it's a sign...
>>31212553>and we have died two times in the course of this questFour times. 2 suicides in backstory, then the Afro-death, then death by Ryouichi.
>>31212518>>31212553Don't forget Reagan's hit squad! They really smacked Risa in the mouth! stupid orbital laser!
>>31212518>everythingIt was just part of the Soul King that got eaten. And all that did was finish off the Bleach afterlife. Everything else is still around, though Ragnarok is about to start and the Christian apocalypse is about to start. I think we're trying to stop those. Or not. I'm not really sure.
Rolled 60>>31212569Depending on whether or not our time as a plot rock counts or not, it's actually five times.
>>31212569I don't count the pre hollow suicidesalso we spent most of the quest trying to get back a potted plant, who is now the pink haired girl/boy
>>31212553And we did all this to save a plant. Which we look at every now and then.
>>31212585I think we want to stop those, because Risa JUST realized that the Doctor would not approve of the world ending.
>>31212593We did try to go on a killing spree with it, but then fucking April fools happened and here we are.
>>31212593You make it sound like saving our beloved plantbro wasn't worth it.
>>31212612Also we just ignored it just now.
>>31212592In the first thread, we actually voted to yank the ghost chain and we voted suicide for cause of death, even picked the reason being shits and giggles!imo, they all count
>>31212628Are you implying that I'm implying that plant wasn't worth killing a god for?You best not be implying that I implied that.
>>31212635We were waiting for it to grow up so it wouldn't get instakilled out in a fight, and then we spent 2 threads getting shot by Reagan's goons after it finally grew up.
>>31212641all of our deaths have been semi suicides at the very least
>>31212593The plant is/was actually a Hollow in a rare form. She or he has graduated to Arrancar levels and has gained a humanoid form, and can presumably do more than sit around and be a deceptively powerful plant.
>>31212628Its the principle of the thing!
Look, you’re in the year nineteen-ninety-seven. Or eight. Regardless, your phone if you had it probably wouldn’t work. But, more importantly, you’ve got no gear. Take a lesson from Stark. Rebuild everything like he did.In a cave.WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!“Why do I feel like I should wipe spittle from my face?” You sigh as you mentally put together a list of things to do. Not enough time, not enough money, not enough knowing what the fuck‘s going on. Also, you should be careful, Lucifer might move on you since you’re not exactly covered. Lucifer? Like the devil? That Lucifer. Yeah, him and a bunch of others see- Like the bitch she can be Risa kinda screwed him by- whoops. That’s telling. Regardless, watch your back.With the slight sound of Static, you turn to see the androgynous boy? Girl? Blink at you, a bag of things held in her hands as words in a language you can’t possibly understand spew out. What? You’re a nerd and you don’t know Japanese? In 2014? You’re as bad as that girl from the comic Risa reads sometimes about lesbians. Rena, I think.>Working on problem as we speak. I plan to expel you and return things to their natural order, hellish voice.Same to you greentext, you cunt. “Sugoi, Onii-ch-(inaudible static)- Are you understanding what I am saying?”The girl’s random gibberish with a bright, little-sister like tone become understandable to your ears as you gie a guilty grin. “Could you repeat that, maybe?”The girl? gives a sigh filled with sugary-sweetness as you feel yourself consider that you might’ve gotten diabetes by listening to it. “As I was saying, there’s been a bunch of strains in the cracks of reality, so it isn’t surprising you’ve been temporarily replaced, taking Risa’s place. But, like you thought about, I got the things you needed, big bro~”Ugh, my kidneys failing. How are you immune to this? Are you one of those sis-complexes? You sick fuck. “WHAT?! No!”>1/2
>>31212605>Risa JUST realized that the Doctor would not approve of the world ending.He's put a lot of work into this world, you know.And it would be a breach of Article 57 of the Shadow Proclamation.
>>31212673>do more than sit around and be a deceptively powerful plant.But that's his-her-it's specialty!
>>31212786Pausing, you apologize to the girl who looks nonplussed, as a quiet emotionless voice comes from her. “It is no problem. I have gotten used to it by now.”Poor girl. Regardless, you should get to work on being Spider-man (Impromptu)>roll me 1d20+8
Rolled 15 + 8>>31212821
Rolled 10 + 8>>31212821Ask the girl her name?
Rolled 3 + 8>>31212821
Rolled 17 + 8>>31212821
>>31212847>>3121282125 YES. PETER DIDN'T ROLL LIKE A CRACK BITCH!
Rolled 13 + 8>>31212821Thank the girl, ask her name. Uh... try to make idle chit-chat while you work?
>>31212858First three mate, not five. Pete's luck a shit.
Rolled 12 + 8>>31212821
Rolled >>31212821PPQ standard best of 3 or Hollow quest best of five?
>>31212871Still got 23. That's a respectable roll.
>>31212890Willing to bet we're using best of 3 since the other quest is using best of 5.
>>31212890Hollow Quest is best of 3 by default.Risa got a perk that boosted it to best of 5. Every time we switch perspectives, or an enemy rolls against us, it's roll 3.
>>312128903, they're doing 5 in PPQ
I made spider-man gear... from 90's satan parts.Yes I am now a spawn character more or less.
>>31212950And if Risa gets bored and leaves it, Pete might have a magic spiderman suit he gets home. Granted, it will probably tire him out like a motherfucker because it eats soul power or something, but still. Magic spiderman suit.
>>31212978In the highly unlikely event the writers take these to be canon rather than dreams/ madness visions Pete will need to make a new suit anyway due to what she's been doing as him.Luckily the media in the world of PPQ is convinced there are a lot of spider-man imitators.
>>31213011Technically, the only really "bad" thing Risa's done in Pete's name is bust a cocaine smuggler shipment thing and then snort all of it at once.
>>31213011So far we have disposed of a large number of drugs, stopped some criminal drug dealers, and helped Doctor Strange stop and invasion of demons.We have been a good spider stand-in
>>31213049Depends on how scrubby those demons was. If Risa fucked someone with connections...
>>31213049I'd like to see Peter do half as much cocaine
Even though she's wearing our second costume with some changes (most notably raggedy style stitching and a scarecrow stitched smile) I can't help but imagine the suit she's in is brown and dark orange with a sort of scarecrow style bag head.
Guys, they want to go fuck Mary Jane. That's bad right?
>>31213092That's actually like, our 5th costume.
>23Spending time putting parts and pieces together, you jury rig a costume together. Its not a spider-man costume sadly, but it just works. When you look to see how much time you’ve spent, it seems like that you’ve spent no time at all.When you try to talk to your companion, other than her, or his, considering the voice that comes out a few times, short comments there’s not a lot of input. Ask her name. “So, um what’s your name?”“[Inaudible]”Her? Mouth opens as nearby a chainsaw comes to life cutting of your ability to hear her. When you ask again, street construction starts. When you try it a third time, some punks in a very nineties car with blaring music with a way too loud base start up as you remember how much a lot of nineties music sucked. Music from 2000 and 2010 sucked too, but it feels easy to hate the nineties somehow. Regardless, you should realize this is a gag you will never get an answer to. Risa won’t allow it.Still, you’ve gotten the [Amazing Bag-Man costume] and [incredibly shoddy webshooters and web fluid] at least…As you let out a sigh of relief, you try on the incredibly snug outfit and bag mask as you head movement around you, outside. Peering out, you see armed men with guns point at the abandoned building you’re in. Yes, that’s where you’ve been.A grave, rattling voice echoes from beside you. [Let me kill them, Onii-chan~] You see the unchanged expression from the girl, but there’s a pressure here that’s unreal.>[ ]Take them out yourself>[ ]Let her help, no casualties, though>[ ]Let her do it, but only if she incapacitates>[ ]Try to run
>>31213137if you're a faggot maybe
>>31213149>[x]Let her do it, but only if she incapacitates
>>31213149>[X]Take them out yourself
>>31213158>>31213161She's a villain, guys.>>31213149>[ ]Let her do it, but only if she incapacitates
>>31213149>>[ ]Let her help, no casualties, though
>>31213149>>[ ]Let her help, no casualties, thoughThe Bombastic Bag Man!
>>31213149>>[X]Let her do it, but only if she incapacitates>>31213137PFFFTTTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>31213149>[X]Take them out yourselfFuck getting help. Lucifer wants to kill them all. Incapacitates means going to hell.
>>31213137most of us want to fight super crim
So what do we archive this as other than April Fools?PPQ? HQR?
>>31213189>She's a villain, guys....and?
>>31213246Hollow Quest, with April Fools and Parker Quest tags.
>>31213246>thread #31211554>TitleHollow Quest Redux 62 (Peter Parker Quest: Issue #51)>DescriptionApril First shenanigans: Peter Parker goes to HQR-verse and shit be go down.>TagsCollective Game, Bleach, Hollow Quest Redux, AzureEarth, Peter Parker Quest, Marvel, CosgroveI can't archive this one for an hour because I did another thread already.
Rolled 68>>31213189she's like what? a serial killer? split personality deal? That's cute.Risa eats people,hollows, angels,demons, god rocks. starts not one but two apocalypses and just threatened a dying enemies loved ones about 2 threads ago (the cruelty is a real nice change of pace from the average quest MC, who just be shonen protagonist as possible)at most, Risa thinks MJ is "a promising rookie". probably better than Ryouichi (but who isn't?)
>>31213137I wanted my suggestion to happen so very very badly.Oh well; maybe after super villaining.>>31212555Hold onto that lofty dream cupcake.
>>31213350>(but who isn't?)Loki. Loki is somehow even worse than Ryouichi
>>31213350Risa sounds like a tryhard. And overpowered.
>>31213372>overpoweredWelcome to HQR!
>>31213372This.Everything I've read about her thus far just makes me think of waypool, but with a superman 1000 powerset. It's pretty mary sue. Even moreso than Bleaches canon suage.I just can't get into this freshmen year highschool type of scenario.
>>31213372>OverpoweredMaybe as far s hollows go, sure. There's still plenty of things that can fuck our day up.
>>31213137It's not going to happen because Risa literally has no sex drive. It'd be like trying to get Rena to make fuck.>>31213372Yea, more or less. She's also a hypocritical braggart with a superiority complex. It's pretty fun. That's also the person that's pretending to be spiderman in New York right now. So yeah.
>>31213372Well, one of the apocalypses was an accident >>31213417>It's pretty mary sue.you like what you guys try to do with peter?
>>31213430Risa is Doc Ock in terms of personality?Cosgrove, Azure, was this intentional?
>>31213445Dude, we haven't even gotten "Be more Proactive" down. We also lost Best Waifu.
>>31213445Peter got the dice gods and parker luck hunting him down, as well fucking aliens, carnage, felicia getting into more shit, having a psycho little sister, yandere/jelous gwen, flash being agent venom and a shit ton of fakers of spiderman out there. If you think peter is a mary sue after the shit he went through, you fucking insane.
>>31213445>A man who constantly fails (more often than not), but is played more or less similar to his comic counter part complete with PTSD and a host of other issuesNo; that's pretty unsue like; are you familiar with the term? I think there might be some confusion.
>>31213445>like what you guys try to do with peter?In what -possible- sense is Peter a Mary Sue? He messes up on a frequent basis and his luck is abysmal.It's all he can do to just keep all his social contacts happy, and even then he manages to screw up their lives anyway because of things he can't possibly know about.
Rolled 85>>31213482>>31213490>>31213500>>31213506keyword "try".
What makes Risa undue like is that she fails, hard. She had to burn out her big time power to undo a terrible failure that got her obliterated.
>>31213530Everyone "tries" to be the best they can be. Everyone.Like most normal people, Peter fails at being perfect even though he still tries.
>>31213372>>31213404>>31213417>>31213424>>31213430>>31213445Hahah, an hour into a crossover and the fanbases are already rioting! By the end of this, there's going to be a fire, and it will be glorious.
“You can take them down, but don’t kill them. Only incapacitate.”[Understood!]And in a burst of static she’s gone as you see that each and every armed man is systematically sent flying with a flurry of red energy balls. You see them groaning, so they’re probably fine?Look, honestly Pete, it’d be better to take them out. They’re a bunch of Yank bastards who- oh right. Sorry, I forgot. Well, I forgive you for being one, you can’t help i…>ssshhhhh. No dreams. Only silence now.Pausing, you notice that you mind has gone back to being quiet as you head outside and talk to the girl. The lad is looking up and then you notice it- the insane cowboy laughter that is engulfing the area along with a whistling noise.“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!”You feel your Spider-sense going crazy as you think you should probably rundid you really make me use ellipses you cunt? I’ll smack u in the gob i will, you cheeky bitch. “Really, right now of all times?!”Oh- right. You realize you should run. No seriously, run. If that’s not a space laser, then its probably a nuke.“REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS!”>roll 1d100
>>31213445Tell you what; when Peter out sciences Reed while taking over SHIELD, gets all the girls, and becomes a living got; maybe then he'll be a sue.Risa... total sue. And it's ok. Sometimes you just want to be an unstoppable whatever.Now how about we all stop shitting up the thread?
Rolled 2>>31213562ppq so defensive
>>31213530I'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of baby tears.
Rolled 21>>31213562Goddamnit how/why are they tracking us, we clearly aren't Risa.
Rolled 31>>31213562OH FUCCCKKK!
Rolled 50>>31213562Spiderman's Spider-sense and quick reflexes/speed allow him to fight outside of his street-level weight class on occasion.But can it help him dodge satellite lasers?
Rolled 1>>31213584yeah, ppq really needs to chill
I fucking love Risa, but come on. She's a 9-tailed purple-haired, golden-eyed, ghost-fox-cat-ghost-hollow-GOD thing made of crystals with reality warping and shapeshifting in addition to a swiss army knife's worth of other powers including crazy-poison and fuckhueg lasers that break the barriers between dimensions. Also she GO FAST. She's also insane and killed herself multiple times but it didn't take. On top of all of that, despite being a horrible toxic person, she has tons of people that love/care about her.Read that and say "She's not sue at all" with a straight face. You can't do it. HQR is still fun. I wallow in the sue.
>>31213562So is green text rapesloth?I'm so sorry.
Rolled 28>>31213611Why do you even...? 1d1 troll.
>>31213578>>31213562Is lower better? I can never keep track.
>>31213637I'm simply commenting on something I see happening
>>31213632thats a legit 1d100
>>31213611>1d1>trolling this blatantly
>>31213562>“REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS!”Oh god here come the space lasers
>>31213617I'd imagine it's just a fun quest to fuck around with without getting too serious.Kind of like when you turn on godmode in GTA and just fuck around for awhile. Nothing serious, just nice casual fun
>>31213642Lower is bad or good.No one fucking knows. There only disaster. If peter dies, GG peter. Maybe if you had prep time and like 6/7 years more in your life, you could have solo this universe with your bullshit science.
>>31213607IS THIS THE END OF SPIDER MAN? FIND OUT NEXT ISSUE
Rolled 37>>31213658I have 4chanX, idiot.
>>31213658You're newfag is showing, we can see what dice your using
>>31213617>>31213617besides, it has the great me in it, and that alone is worth it
>>31213674This is exactly how I see HQR. Nothing more. Nothing less.When I want drama, pain, and for shit to get real I read Peter Parker Quest.Now can we all just get along for a little longer? Please?
>>31213617I would argue that we're just strong enough to notice how weak we truly are, and have turned to Lucifer the same reason many turn to religion, because we can't make our own decisions.Risa is really pretty pathetic, which is one of the things I like about her.
>>31213676No kidding.It's Marvel canon that if the spider DIDN'T bite Peter, he'd have become a scientist that outstripped the genius and achievements of Reed Richards.Peter would literally have become the smartest man in the world if he had the time to cultivate and nurture his skills.Such is life as Spider-Man.
>>31213658fuck, never mind. I'm fucking blind.I blame my phone
>>31213674>Nothing serious, just nice casual funYeah, last time we settled down for a vacation quest we had to fight the Super Reagan Squad's Space Laser while stuck in the eternal winter caused when we ran away from Fenrir. The grass is never greener.
>>31213674It bounces back and forth. Half the time it's like GTA Godmode where you're thumping everythingThe other half the time it's a horrifying nightmare where you're getting your ass kicked and all the damage meters are constantly maxed out and the energy meters are on empty while the enemy looks like you haven't scratched it at all. Then there's all the jackasses that we know will instakill us gg no rolls if we mess with them, and there's a cunt with future-sight and bullshit luck that could probably kill us despite not having anything more than a knife and said future-sight+luck.
>>31213729Wasn't there one old "what-if" comic where someone else was bitten by the spider and became a villainous Spiderman, and Parker became a heroic science-y version of Doctor Octopus to defend the city from him?
>>31213767how many avengers died in it?
>>31213751So basically if you're just a normal person in this universe, you're 100$ fucked?
>>31213729So he's Marvels Batman?
>70 Quickly constructing a makeshift slingshot, you quickly calculate the amount of force and strength needed as you grab the girl and slingshot your way out. If memory serves, it would already detonated if it was a nuke and a laser would have some sort of prior notice- like someone would’ve probably had to paint a target?So, therefore, if things are a ridiculous as they fear, and yes they probably are man, then it’s going to be an explosion that gets attention. Furthermore, if these men were connected it’d probably be something to not kill one’s own men.Right?Oh, Peter, you sweet summer child. Also, watch out for that building. Extending an arm you begin to catch building and use the right parts of web slinging to slow your velocity as the explosion occurs behind where you were.Oh, and that school had gotten so much work done on it, too. Slowing yourself enough, you set the girl on the ground as you take a deep breath. Also, they probably noticed a new being unprotected by others with a connection to a god show up and feared it was Risa going more insanely powerful.>[ ]Nope, I’m outta here. Flee time>[ ]Damn you sense of responsibility- go investigate>[ ]See what happens from this safe distance first.
>>31213767Actually, every single one of those What-Ifs with spider-man involves the person who gets bit either dying, or quitting (In the case of his then-girlfriend), and Parker *willingly* creating a serum that turns him INTO spider-man, either in honor of their memory or because SCIENCE!So, yeah, sometimes he brings it on himself.
>>31213707Yeah. She wrecks pretty much all humans and most supernatural things, but she's at that uncomfortable spot where she's strong enough to make all the REAL threats pay attention and too weak to stop them if they decide to fuck her up.>>31213784So unbelievably fucked.
>>31213784If they decide to fuck with you, yes.
>>31213784Oh, indubitably.This is basically crazy shit: the quest. You can't be a Sue if everyone else is a Sue.
>>31213784most normal people can't even see the ghost stuff.just think of the quest as an epic level campaign
>>31213784only on tuesdays
>>31213799>[X]Damn you sense of responsibility- go investigate
>>31213799>[ ]Damn you sense of responsibility- go investigate
>>31213799>See what happens from this safe distance first.Also, is our memory good enough to have Nick Fury's number memorized?Because I wanna dial it on a pay phone, just to see what happens.
>>31213799>[X]Damn you sense of responsibility- go investigateWe gotta. It's Peter Parker.
>>31213799>>[ ]Damn you sense of responsibility- go investigate
>>31213799>>[ ]Damn you sense of responsibility- go investigateWith great power comes great reprehensibility.
>>31213799>[x]Damn you sense of responsibility- go investigategreat power responsibility yadda yadda
Rolled 13>>31213824Yes, this seems good. I like the potential.
>>31213783None. It was a pretty old issue, it was storytimed on /co/ a while ago.If I remember correctly, Peter saw that Spiderman was terrorizing the city, so he built a spider-leg exoskeletal harness to try to combat him. He also concocted a solvent that dissolved this villainous Spiderman's webbing. Though evil-Spiderman put up a good fight, Parker was able to persevere and triumph. The Fantastic Four take Spiderman into custody, and Richards asks Peter if he wants to join them or something like that. I think Peter then takes the name of Spiderman afterwards.
>>31213852how old is Peter and what age did his parents died?it should be November 1997 in HQR verse, Pete's folks might still be alive (assuming I haven't fucked up the dates)>>31213864What if's always disappoint me
>>31213864Wait, how was evil Spider-Man able to invent webbing?
Rolled 79>>31213932Well, not so much Peter's parents are alive, but S.H.I.E.L.D. should currently be active.
>>31213932Peter was 7 when his parents died I think.Also why would anyone be alive if the apocalypse came... twice?
>>31213955I don't remember it real well, but I think villainous Spiderman threatened and coerced Parker into working for him for a bit.
>>31213932If they and he existed here, Peter would be an incredibly young child, if not an infant if it were the same timespan as PPQ.
>>31213974no no, the apocalypses are coming. the Fenrir should be done and ready in 3 years. the other one....ehhh lemme get back to you on that one, not sure
>>31213995Peter would be 2. If he's 17 in 2013, then he would be born in 1996.
Well, hydro mann is dead now
>>31214013Final angelic throwdown is coming when Luci feels he's powerful enough.
>>31214030Groovy. We're in Japan though, which is roughly on the other side of the planet from New York.
>>31214037I don't think we killed him. Just poisoned him and then zapped him until he couldn't reform right away.He'll probably pull together later and be insane for the rest of his life.
Wait... If we get to new york there's a chance of BEST WAIFU!
>>31214098Felicia is 2 years old in 1997.
>>31214037but does anybody care about Hydroman?
>>31214051and then if it sticks, peter is going to get right fucked when he comes back, if hydro man isn't scared shitless of spiderman
>>31214051>He'll probably pull together later and be insane for the rest of his life.I hope not, that's a seriously retarded way to off a villain. More likely Doc Strange will sense the shit and exorcise him or something.
>>31214110Hydro man cares about hydro man
>>31214120>More likely Doc Strange will sense the shit and exorcise him or something.I guess that could work
>>31214109Felicia isn't Best Waifu.
>>31214137Well, you're objectively wrong about that.
>>31214144You're factually wrong about that.
>>31214110Fuck no.Thank god it wasn't the wall though
>>31214159For true, you're incorrect.
Stupid sense of power and responsibility. This is the sort of thing that gets you killed in an alternate universe by strange psychopaths. Woah, hey now, you can’t just say that. Think of how you’d make your dead parents feel, or Uncle Ben. This sort of response is what makes you get him killed, Peter. Don’t be a whiny bitch like Ryouichi.Seriously.Sighing, you head into the ruined areas as you see in the remains of the school, there is a man brushing off his pristine suit before he turns and smiles.Jesus christ, its Ronald Reagan. Honestly? I’ve got nothing. You’re right and proper fucked.The president approaches, extending a hand talking in your Yank bastardization of the Queen’s right and proper Enligh. “Greetings, son. You look like you’re in a bit of trouble. Why don’t you let me help you?”He gives you an award winning smile, his hand extended as you feel a patriotic vibe come from, this man, reminding you of trickle down economics, gun-ownership laws, freedom, bald eagles and good-old-fashioned fresh baked apple pie.“I’m Ronald Reagan, and together you and I can change the world.”>[ ] Shake hands with the President>[ ] defensive posture>[ ] Ask him a question>[ ] Flee>[ ] Fight- he just destroyed all this property!
>>31214120>I hope not, that's a seriously retarded way to off a villain.It's what we did to Sid the Squid. I wanted to find him and put him in a glass tank or something, but I'm pretty sure he died when Hell started leaking into Hueco Mundo. Even if he didn't, fuck that. I don't want to go in there now, it's hell in there.
>>31214174No seriously. Felicia has never been referred to as Best Waifu. Ever. PPQ has only ever called the Space Symbiote that.
>>31214183>[x] Shake hands with the President
>>31214183>Shake hands with the President
>>31214183>>[x] Ask him a questionare you the devil?
>>31214183What the ACTUAL FUCK
>>31214183>>[X] Shake hands with the President
>>31214183[x] Fight!It's the fucking devil!
>>31214183>>[ ] Shake hands with the PresidentYou can trust Reagan
>>31214183>Shake hands with the president>Also, Seriously?>Reagan?>C-can I get your autograph?
>>31214183>so, what? Do you want me to cure Alzheimer's? (Peter is smart enough to know how hard Ronny fucked the future over. Snark him. SNARK HIM)
>>31214203>>31214204>>31214219>flirting with deathhe will rape your soul
>>31214183>[ ] Fight- he just destroyed all this property!
>>31214218Reagan, motherfucker. He's the one that just tried to shoot you with the laser.
>>31214183DON'T TRUST HIM.TEST SPIDER SENSE.Ask him if he was the one who send a nuke laser at us.
>>31214218He's trying to reduce risa to a plot rock and store her in a warehouse somewhere
>>31214183>[x] Fight- he just destroyed all this property!HE'S IN CHARGE OF THE LASER.
>>31214236Why shouldn't you flirt with death, she's a qt 3.14 with a size zero robe wreathed in fla-The again DP would shoot us for mackingnon his off again on again romance.
>>31214183>[X] Fight- he just destroyed all this property!And killed all the men who were knock out.And the school who may or may not have people and children in them.
>>31214248If shaking hands with him is a bad idea, our Spider-Sense will warn us. We can't preemptively use Spider-Sense to double-check every action.
>>31214183[x] Fight!He's going to pull an Armstrong on us!
>>31214183>[ ] Shake hands with the President
>>31214277IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY.
>>31214183>[X] Fight- he just destroyed all this property!>>[X] "I didn't vote for you."
>>31214183>>[ ] Shake hands with the President
>>31214183>[x] Fight- he just destroyed all this property!
>>31214183>Shake hands with the PresidentReagan can't kill a US Citizen without a trial.Unless it's via drone.
>>31214277OHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIITTTT>shake hands>"You know something Mr. President? You're not crazy... you're BATSHIT INSANE!">flip-kick him in the face>"YOU MURDERED THESE PEOPLE!"
Consider the situation for a second.>We're wearing a bag on our head and blue spandex>Dodging space laser fire>Holding a (probably) loli under one arm>Ronald Reagan offers to shake our hand
>>31214183>[x] Shake hands with the PresidentPeter is American, it's totally legit.
>>31214305Yes, YES YES YESYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
>>31214298>>31214284>>31214281>>31214250>>31214246>>31214232>>31214219>>31214218>>31214204>>31214203>shaking a poor sinner's hand
You know, in HQR-verse the INT stat determines your crit ranges. Pete's is probably high enough to get a pretty big crit range.
>>31214326Don't even.We learned our lesson about buying obviously cursed things from street dealers.
Guys, what would Hydro man do in this situation?
>>31214183>[X] Fight- he just destroyed all this property!HE MURDER ALL THOSE PEOPLE PETER. GET SERIOUS.
>>31214183>[ ] Fight- he just destroyed all this property!>>31214339No, clearly we haven't. That's why we're shaking his hand instead of running away or fighting.>>31214343Die
>>31214343splash it with water.>>31214183"What just happened? I think I might be in some kind of fever dream."
>>31214183>[X] Fight- he just destroyed all this property!Laser just attack us, destroy a building and kill people and now the fucking president of the usa appear.Peter, be fucking prepared for hell.
>>31214371Welp.We just shaken hands with the devil himself.I hope spider sense save our ass this time.
>>31214411>You cannot grasp the true form of Ronald Reagan
>>31214439I bet he's actually Cheshire from the original hollow quest
>>31214464WAT A TWEST!
Man, don’t shake hands with Reagan, you know what he does. He’s a shit that ruined everything for everyone. He’s literally too good to be true and he arrived via either space laser or bomb. He’ll rek u m8. Peter, I know I’ve been an asshole, but don’t shake his hands. Think about what’s at stake!You might lose these hands that have caressed that fine butt of Felicia!Gritting your teeth under your bag, you stupidly step forward as you feel slightly unnerved as Reagan smiles peacefully and patriotically. Its almost like you can see the goddamn American flag flying behind him. You ignore me, it seems.Any right Brit would punch him in his gob. I’ll let you be an honorary Brit, I will. I swear on me mum. “That’s it, son. Think of what we could achieve.”Stepping forward, you move to reach Reagan’s hand before your Spider-sense blares.Told you.>1d100!
Rolled 46>>31214511I warned you!
Rolled 65>>31214511I REGRET NOTHING
Rolled 29>>31214511Fucking shit. Peter THINK.
Rolled 10, 50, 36 = 96>>31214511Just rolling, don't mind me.
>>31214543Cosgrove, not of those beat Peter best out of 3 rolls. We surive.
>>31214511Guys our spider sense is obviously a communist, we should trust reagan.
>>31214543Ha ha! Fuck you Reagan, you roll worse than Parker!
>>31214543Godamnnit, we just saw Jaeger die , didn't we?
>>31214543STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
>>31214543YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME.
>65v50Yanking your hand back, you step back as Reagan’s hand moves to where yours had been. Looking down at his empty hand, the President shakes his head. Looking at you with something akin to pity, he looks at where your eyes holes are. Creepy bastard.“Son, I don’t think you understand the state of this world. It is coming to an end. That’s why every God loving US citizen should do what they can for their country.”Brushing off his hands, he shakes his head in disappointment. “You don’t understand what you hold, so you should let me help you. Together we can save the future! Come on, son. Don’t you love your country?”He gives you an imploring look as you stoically keep your distance. Giving a sigh of regret Ronald Reagan’s face grows incredibly unpleasant. “This is why youth is wasted on the young. You all waste your lives when you could be spending it to further the American cause. But, if you won’t cooperate, I suppose I’ll just have to take a terrorist like you down and bring you in by force!”Scowling, he takes on a boxer’s pose before he’s suddenly in your face, fist swinging forward! Jesus christ, when did Reagan git gud?>1d100>[ ]Take him down by force>[ ]Flee>[ ]Get some distance and try to web him down!>[ ]Custom strategy
Rolled 62>>31214707TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY>>31214711>>[ ]Take him down by force
Rolled 64>>31214711>>[ ]Flee
>>31214711>[X]Take him down by force
Rolled 61>>31214711>[ ]Take him down by force
>>31214724BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE?
>>31214762THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
>>31214778WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN
>>31214711>[x]Take him down by force.
>>31214711>Web his feet, kick sand in his eyes, and flee. Flee like a little, incredibly confused spider man.Also, did the Narrative suddenly get, I dunno, clear and legible? Did Reagon just KO the incredibly confusing narration?
>>31214785I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
Rolled 97>>31214785Can someone just link the song already?!
>>31214801THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
>>31214711Well, why the fuck not? Let's beat up Ronald Reagan.>[X]Take him down by force"How many people did you JUST KILL??"
>>31214801THAT I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
>>31214807BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAY>>31214805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI&feature=kp
>>31214805http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IjnoM5-mnwHow to embled shit?
>>31214839You can't embed natively on 4chan, the viewer has to use an extension.
>>31214838I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH
>>31214799are you referring to monologue?
>>31214799Yeah let's do it.
>>31214858It has a name?
>just got to see, then we'll be on our way.
>>31214858That's it. Sorry, I'm not a regular to either of these quests, but it's SO GODDAMNED FUNNY.Cosgrove? Other guy? You two are the tits for doing this.
BOMBASTIC BAG-MANvs.RONALD REAGAN
>>31214858Monologue is surprisingly competent when he's not ogling or thinking about ogling.You'll be fine as long as you don't mention Felicia.
Rolled 78, 7, 28 = 113>>31214889shit, forgot the dice and made a fool of myself.
>>31214923THE PLANT HAS FATEBREAKERSTHEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO LET PETER RE-ROLL
>>31214923I CAN BREAK THE PRESIDENT WITH MY BARE HANDS......Wait what?>capacha sistsfMe sons
>>31214923Either a 64 or 91 vs. a 78.Ruh-roh.
>>31214920>heMonologue is male?Huh. For some reason I defaulted to female.
>>31214932Losing one round isn't the end of the world.
>>31214932.........uh what?Explain to me.
>>31214950Fatebreakers are rerolls.
>>31214932NO ANON, THE PLANT IS FATEBREAKRS
>>31214947Nope.Just the end of peter.>>31214962How will peter get them?
>>31214950Fatebreaker is a power that lets you warp reality and call for a re-roll once per thread per rank in the skill.I don't know what rank the plant is, but I suspect 4+
>>31214950The small pink haired boy-girl with Peter is a reality bending monster in human-like form.HQR is all about punching reality in the jibblies.
>>31214945It varies person to person. Monologue has been referred to as both. It is impossible to tell via sexual preference because they get off to literally everything.
>>31214975Nah, he's probably not HQR powerful.
>>31215111Don't be silly, he just has to eat a few angels and reality-molesting aberrations and he'l be HQR material in no time.
>>31215056I dont know how to inturpret your image, so I'm going to assume that you get off to punching things in the jibblies...
>>31215134Can we Eat Reagan?
>>31215134First he has to get modified to be able to do that.Which might be a problem.
>>31215151Maybe Bastidores(RIP in piece) has some notes lying around. just use a spectacular point on that science roll!
>>31215145The pic is Crona, a pink-haired boy-girl thing who never has their gender revealed over the course of the series they're in. The Japanese even makes sure to always use gender-neutral pronouns when dealing with them.
>>31215145I was actually posting a picture of Wilfred III, but that works too.
>>31215151Not really, he's got a potted plant right under his arm. She can help.Then we can prepare for the inevitable second crossover, when Risa finally finds out how to re-cross the borders and get her plant back. Again.What's that? You thought you were messing up OUR quest? Nope, other way around - Time to take HQR back to square one...
>>31215177In his lab? Which is located in Hueco Mundo? Which is literally Hell right now?
>>31215205Well peter does have that spiritual spider power thing, Maybe we can wake that up.
>>31215195>potted plantPlant's not exactly potted anymore.
>>31215240Good point.Peter needed a little sister character in his life anyways
>97vs78Bringing up your hand, you catch his fist as you put your efforts into stopping him- his fist in your iron vise of a grip. Staring at him, eye to eye, you growl out a question. “How many people did you just KILL?!”Your eyes narrow as Reagan shrugs. “Kill? Son, unless its an American live, all casualties are acceptable considering the circumstances. You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs!”He brings up his other fist as you catch that, too, your body straining as he tries to push the advantage. This guy… This guy…. THIS GUY!Hey, enough with the damned ellipses already, would you? Its damned embarrassing to be seen with someone who does that! Well so long as it isn’t Mah Sin-Fin!>Found itSo, this is the cause of your hesitation, huh? Watch out fight, emergency dive into thoughts. Hey, greentext nice butt. Regardless, the memories swirl into sepia tone as you see well, you, at a young age crying a some redhaired shit of a kid is laughing over you as you cry, clutching at your legs, your torso hurting.As she walked off and out of your life, you couldn’t understand why she’s gotten so mean. It hurt badly, didn’t it? That day, you never wanted to be that kind of person- someone who could hurt others.But, today? You need to stand up. You can’t keep people from being hurt if you just keep holding yourself back. Peter Parker, you have the power to make a difference today, so you have the responsibility of doing so to the best of your ability!And seriously? He’s a real shit, he is. Punch his lights in, kick his presidential ass! Do it for Queen and Country- whoops, sorry keep forgetting you’re actually a Yank. Well, do it for Ol’ Lady Liberty and Lincoln on his Copper throne. More importantly, do it for Aunt May and Uncle Ben.>Do it for yourself.>1/2
>>31215264Yeah, that's a very bad ideafor so many reasons
>>31215297Breathing raggedly, you slump as Reagan looks somewhat relieved. “That it? Have you finally given up fighting against me and America, son?”“You know, I think I’ve finally realized what kind of man you are, Mister President. I was wrong about you. You’re not a good leader, at all. You’re just a psychopath who had no sense of Economics!”Headbutting him, you send him reeling backwards before following up with a punishing assault of blows, as you keep knocking him back with a strength you never knew you had. Reagan stares at you with a bloody nose as he tears off his jacket and jams something into his arm as his muscles swell, shirt ripping into shreds as a pressure begins to crush down on you!“Fuck it, I’m going to beat you until you’re Red, White and Blue!”>1d100>Plan of attack?
>>31215297>Peter parker first release
Rolled 55>>31215318Unleash the power of the Bald Eagle on his ass.
>>31215318SHOW HIM THE TRUE POWER OF AMERICA
Rolled 30>>31215318Just... pick him up and throw him as far into the air as possible.
Rolled 44>>31215318"There's nothing American about COLD BLOODED MURDER!!!"
Rolled 42>>31215318Float like a butterfly, bite like a spiderman?
Rolled 100>>31215334>>31215318Fucking shit
Rolled 10>>31215318>Plan of AttackORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>31215357you cause me great pain
>>31215357YES YES YESCOSGROVE PLEASE TAKE MY ROLL.
>>31215357...Come on, Cosgrove. Give us this.Please? Holiday spirit! April Fools Day is a day of merriment and laughter!
Rolled 10, 25, 91 = 126>>31215318Well, let's see.>>31215357Welp.
>>31215387>>31215371>>31215368He did link to the right post the second time.And I'm not detecting any deleted rolls.
Rolled 46>>31215387Dude, we got the 97 on him.Time to Let It RIP.
Rolled 69>>31215387>>31215371>>31215368It's the 5th rollIt's getting counted
People should really head to the shrine after this. Akira probably knows what's up, creepy backstabbing bastard that he is. And Jaegerbombs is likely willing to help, if only to get risa back. But she's rather friendly regardless.
>>31215420>>31215420WE DON"T NEEED NANAMACHEEENS SON!!!
>>31215420>91Well shit, at least he doesn't take it like a bitch. Looks climactic.
>>31215434>>31215434I say we go find the great meBecause this would be a wasted opportunity if we don't have peter meet one as glorious as he
>>31215459Peter has Monologue the Meta Monster in his head right now.
>>31215434after we Eat Reagon.
>>31215486But can Cos do the Great Me justice?
All I can say is, even if this is a dream (maybe), fighting Reagan has GOT to be enough experience points to gain a level up.>>31215511Cosgrove can do anything
>>31215511>>31215511if he can't he'll burst into flames for disrespecting the glory that is the GREAT ME
>Ten minutes past april 1? Well we can’t have that. Thread over for now thanks for playing.
>>31215542What a fucking troll.Peter here just realize it has to be this way and must defeat the president of the united states.
>>31215542>Peter suddenly replaces Risa as she's holding his adopted sister to the floor and frenching her earSuch is life as Peter Parker.
>>31215556>And then Aunt May / Uncle Ben walk in.
>>31215565and then join in
>>31215571Hippies man, not even once.
>>31215556and now risa is fighting NANAMACHEEENS Regan
>>31215586Who is surprisingly beat up.
>>31215586Such is life as Peter Parker.
>>31215357http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzGAOiK8WQUMAXMIMUN SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUPER HYPER COMBO FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>31215571>Peter licking his mothers ears
With an extension of your webbing, you pull yourself toward him with a blow to his gut, which doubles him over.“You don’t know a damn thing about America! It was a country founded by people the world over!”Slamming your bagged head forward, you head butt him again as you move in to continue your assault. “it’s a land of tolerance, of acceptance. Of freedom where a man can say what he wants and can be protected!”Pummeling his gut with a flurry of blows, you lead into a sickening uppercut which knocks him flying back through several ruined walls.“People like you are the reason that America is in decline! You should go and stay gone!”Grabbing his legs via webbing you start spinning him until you have enough strength to send him flying into the sky. “Forever!”Looking to where you threw him, you can’t even see where his flying body is anymore. Sitting down on a chair you salvage from the rubble, you let out a groan. Trying to relax, you hear a voice checkle before breaking out into rhyme.“Oh what wicked webs we weave,What I see I can barely believe. A hero in an infamous replacement for his one of blue and redIt is really a shame that he will soon be dead.But, until that moment perhaps I’ll take more than just a glanceSo, Mister Spider-man, shall we dance?”Oh shit not this fucker. Watch your ass. Literally. Also, your spider-sense is tingling.>1d100
Rolled 71>>31215615>>31215603they're not blood relatedhttps://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuteEkjdLU1BsMENHNSrnTTO9W2Pp49GB4j2ZwVnQm1xUz47_ZW5JisUpFLP5Yn1TcIGYddHmhqHxFcAntq7wyPRohs4EN-87D9XaF9VFu4QHyFxqwHFZPzwmnI4ewSGyc15kH6lyx9mu6eKBiOohdR_qDZ46NwYeWWaKHUvHa9C80GhVnXPwDyffZmEbBomWMe1gjQ1x5hjFmKi1aHII3sK8nGmmJek5Wst8jdC0mntcFDFlna78kE6v8wQaaM8xWY5458F
Rolled 29>>31215615>>31215615OH MY GODOH MY FUCKINGIS THATWHOI THINK IT IS
Rolled 73>>31215615LET GO
Rolled 99>>31215615What is happening.
Rolled 29>>31215625>Not blood related mothers>>31215615
>>31215641FUCK YES.SPIDERMAN KICKING ASS
>>31215625shit, I copied the catchpa by accident>>31215641>99a good old spider-man ass whipping
Rolled 83, 22, 79 = 184>>31215615checking
>>31215641God DAMN.Petey boy just needs some d100 to lay the smackdown.
>>31215641...it's official The marvel universe hates peter.
>>31215703You just now realize?
Risa is back?
do you see the glory of the d100 now PPQ?drop to your knees and forsake all other dice before you!
>>31215703Duh.You think that bad luck came from himself? Impossible. The Marvel universe HATES Spider-Totems.Have you seen how miserable Gwen is?
>>31215703Marvel universe putting peter down because letting peter do shit on his own will just lead to peter making a better universe and leaving the marvel universe comepletely alone.Also, Status quo. Peter is lucky enough to keep his uncle alive.
Oh shit not this fucker. Watch your ass. Literally.You feel that something is there, watching you like a cruel predator. Moving into Strike with a poison deadly and lasting. You feel something in your heart thump, painfully as you dodge to the side as you feel the air displace from where you just were. >Thump. Thump. THUMP.You can feel something moving, you can feel yourself being watched as a figure begins to appear like a wraith even as it feels like your heart’s got a mind of its own.Forcing your eyes open you see->Well, that’s all they wrote folks. Hope you enjoyed what little I managed to run tonight, but it is late and I must do things before I sleep.
>>31215736Mostly because we kind of started with a good amount of responsibility. Then again, we never turn down an opportunity to make some cash if its convenient.
>>31215721There are no brakes!
>>31215759>come back to frenching Stella's ear
>>31215759Next PPQ when??And do we get a level up from this adventure?
>>31215759>Oh shit not this fucker. Watch your ass. Literally.Oh. It was Ryouichi.Ha ha. I just got it. The "Watch your ass" was a gay joke.Totally deserved
>>31215759>31215759>>31215759Doctor gangster? was that You?
>>31215759SHit, not I have to wait a week to find out what happens to Stella and Peter?
>>31215759Are these universe canon?Also, this gets archived as hollow quest right? Not PPQ
>>31215776So now Ryouichi is about to have Risa discover that he's up to old tricks?
>>31215791Probably both. It's confusing, like a good versus special should be though.
>>31215794Yep. Next thread's gonna start with Ryo stabbing her, it not doing anything because lelshapeshifting+regen, and then FIGHT.
Still can't believe Spiderman just went Captain America on Reggie Ass like that.
>>31215822As the Bombastic Bag-Man, no less. Cap would be proud if he saw it.
>>31215867Reminds me of when Cap beat up Nixon.
>>31215791Already got archived hours ago
>>31215963Cosgroooove.Would you please answer these questions if you don't mind? >>31215771Technically we did just complete a story arc.
>>31215963You do, Mr smug.
>>31215997Yes.We just killed the president of the united states on a fist fight in a crater thanks to laser satellites in a destroyed school.It was Tier Carnage future past final fight. It was that fucking crazy with the 100 natural crit finisher.
>>31216018i think the GM's did that themselves.
>>31216020>We just killed the president of the united statesFormer President. This is still 97 or 98.
>>31216032Nope. I did the first one, then posted the settings to archive the second one (can only archive 1 thread per hour) and someone actually did it, but with a better description. >>31213312
>>31215771Probably tuesday, maybe this thursday is I have time.We'll see.
>>31216034Still, for reggie to still have so much power in the us govenment, he might as well be president. He the true power behind the US right now.Until Spiderman Killed him.
>>31216034>implying voting against Reagan Doesn't prove you are not an american.>implying those who voted against Reagan weren't deported like the dirty foreigners they are.
>>31216058We flung him into space. That probably won't kill someone like NANOMACHINE Reagan. He's orbiting the Earth, probably trashing MSNBC television satellites.
>>31216057Praying for a Thursday with all my might
I'm so happy that Peter was actually able to hold his own in such a ridiculous universe. I didn't know he'd even survive. I guess I should have had more faith in the Spectacular Spider-Man.
>>31216169When peter don't hold back, he doesn't hold back.Remember how fucking strong peter is? he has to roll the punches he takes not to break his foes hands.He strong enough to stop a train, can lift and slam a truck and survive many many deadly fatal wounds.Unrestricted Peter is death with precog.
>>31216191Sometimes I get hung up on his 18 Strength score in his quest stats and equate it with peak human, since that's how it is in DnD.But Maybe that's him holding himself back. I dunno, really.
>>31216210Flash got 18 Str and he not even fucking super human.
>>31216219That was him wearing the Venom symbiote though.
>>31216210It is. All of his scores represent him trying to hold himself back, but there's a bunch of stories for each one.
>>31216210>>31216219616 Spidey can do 10 tonswhat STR score do you need in D&D to bench that?
>>31216245Welp.Peter was superhuman even before the spider bite.I do wonder what each stat limit is.Especially INT.
>>3121625010 tons = 20,000 pounds.So... Max Load to lift above head at 18 Strength is 300 pounds. At 20 it's 400 pounds...Yeah, that adds up to a score of over 100 required to lift 10 tons over his head. And fuck trying to calculate that.It requires less strength to push or drag 10 tons, of course.
>>31216381ok for each point of strength is 50 pounds.10 tons (Not counting spiderman bullshit feats of holding up buildings, tearing them down and doing bullshit feats)So one ton is 2000 pounds.There 10 tons so it 20,000 tons.20,000/50 or 2000/5 is 400 points of STR.Spiderman lifts man.
>>31216403Wait a minute. Eh. It around 400 points.I kinda forgot about the whole 18 points of STR=300.How 2 points of str gives the user 1/4 more str?It 1/9 more str stats.
>>31216403>ok for each point of strength is 50 pounds.Actually that's not how it works. It's certainly less than a score of 400, as the carrying capacity value is multiplicative. Here, there's a chart that you might be able to tease the number out of better than I can.http://www.d20pfsrd.com/alignment-description/carrying-capacityBut yeah, Spidey lifts.
>>31216416>>31216422Yeah. Still, fucking spiderman.And Peter is growing STRONGER. Part of them is peter limitations that he doesn't know of and part of it is just simply growing stronger.It not completely peter self limitations due to peter fast healing, so his body is going stronger, faster, tougher, above humanity.
>>31216464We usually take skills before stats when levelling up, which seems rather unwise in my opinion.The skills are very, very tasty, mind you. And our stats are great. But I'd personally like to just pump our Agility to huge degrees so we can dodge anything.
>>31216210>>31216245Wait a second, if Strength 18 points is making Peter a meta-human strong, should Agility 22 allow him fight Quicksilver one on one as equal ?
>>31216966Peter's Agility is and Pietro's Agility have two different focuses. Peter has a more reflexive, acrobatic agility, while Pietro is Go Fast.
Ah, good morning. Time to catch up on the ques-FUCK YEAH!Spectacular spectacular Spider-Man! Spider-man!
Can anyone tell me who Stella from PPQ is?I dropped the quest when they went into the future with Doom's help to save felicia or something.
>>31219679Read the threads. Basically some human anti-carnage we saved from the sucky future
>>31219687>Read the threads.But I dropped PPQ. I did read the april fools edition for both quests right now thought I skipped the discussion and only read the story updates.Why does she call Peter brother? Is she his actual brother? Does his aunt and uncle know about her?
>>31219721Pick up PPQ again. It's more or less fine to skip the discussion but read the the actual story updates within the thread. We treat her as family essentially and after some strings were pulled with Felicia, Uncle Be and Aunt May think she is a distinct relative of Felicia that needs a place to stay. This is what I remember off hand so it's better to just read.