Bit late, sorry.Past threads: http://pastebin.com/uMT2kb5qTwitter: https://twitter.com/Saxton_0
>>31346639
>thread starts with skellingtonsSomething bad's gonna happen.
>>31346702Could be worse. Thread could start with Ragyos.
Awwwww shit, watch out now!HEY GUYS! OP IS HERE, AND HE BROUGHT SWAG!
>>31346746Or early series Aikuro.
>>31346639Its that time againtell me if you want any today, though it will be slower than usual. I will take requests
If I remember, last thread we told Iori we'll ask Satsuki about doing some analysis on Junketsu.
>>31346945Yeah.It makes perfect sense, since we're probably going to talk to Satsuki next anyway.
"I can't promise anything, but I'll try." With that, you head up to the tower.Once there, you're met with a rather unusual scene. In the central room, Gamagoori is sitting on the couch, talking to... Mako?"Mako?! What are you doing here?""Oh, Ryuuko-chan! I came here to ask the Devas for help, just as you suggested!" You probably should've given your advice to her a bit more thought.You turn to Gamagoori. "How did she get in here, anyway? Aren't there usually One-Stars guarding the entrance?""...Well, there were several One-Stars on guard duty, yes. That is, until Mankanshoku barged in here and knocked them out, demanding to be told about clubs. Seeing her determination, I could not decline.""That's right! You don't get in between Mankanshoku Mako and something she wants!", Mako calls out.So, that's why the One-Star guarding the elevator was missing. Seems there's more to Mako than meets the eye."...Okay then, I'll leave you to that. Gamagoori, do you know where can I find Satsuki?""Lady Satsuki entered her quarters a while ago."With that knowledge, you enter the hall shared between your quarters and Satsuki's. She's there, sitting on one of her multiple thrones, sipping tea. Soroi is standing nearby, holding a teapot.
>>31347163>Mako knocking out One-StarsSomehow I'm not surprised.God damnit Mako.
>>31347163The Ship!!Its Real!I Can Feel IT!!!!!Praise the OP!!!
>>31347163Yeah, that's Mankanshoku Mako alright. Indestructible and Invincible. >She's there, sitting on one of her multiple thronesGoddamn, sis, how many thrones do you have? Who needs multiple thrones?
>>31347261>Satsuki, we need to talk.>Yes, mother.>Why do you have all these thrones?>Why don't you?>...good question. Hououmaru, prep the chopper, we're going throne shopping.
>>31347289>Ragyo buys a dozen thrones>Hououmaru has to carry all of them
>>31347163>Mako knocks out some One StarsBased VoteP! Now I can be fully motivated at work with Mako's determination at heart.
>>31347261If Ragyou sits on something it smells like skittles and sex forever, so she has to keep a lot of replacements.
>>31347315>She has to carry them around while Ragyo and Nui are sitting on them.>And they aren't done shopping yet.>Such is the life of Hououmaru Rei.
Oh, on a side note, something I was going to ask you guys about.While I'm currently using the term "Goku Uniforms" to refer to the uniforms worn in Honnouji, this half-translation feels rather crude to me. I'd much rather prefer to use Underwater's "Ultima Uniforms", as it actually makes an effort at capturing the original Japanese pun, and rolls of the tongue better.Therefore, I'd like to ask you: do you want me to stick to the "official" translation, or can I use the other one? I won't complain any more if you decide that the official one should stay.
>>31347395>rolls of the tongueoff*
>>31347395Go with Underwater's translation.
>>31347395I watched Underwater, so I'm good with either translation.
Rolled 1>>31347395Uh...shoot, let me use the dice to decide. 1 for Goku, 2 for Ultima.
>>31347395Go with Ultima
>>31347395Ultima Uniforms is the one Underwater translation I actually like, so go ahead.
>>31347395I mean, personally, I usually prefer to steal the original word if it doesn't translate very well, but I also almost entirely watched the Underwater subs anyway, so if its easier for you to work with "Ultima Uniform", do it.
>>31347395To me it doesn't matter but go with what you feel is more pleasing to your aesthetics.And I'm still on the hunt for Kokone's crest...god fuckin damnit
>>31347395Ultima
>>31347163Great now I really want this with Mako in it.
>>31347395if /tg/ can get away with referring to AT fields and "Absolute Territory" instead of "Absolute Fear" then i say go for Ultima
>>31347503I'll do it for you. just wait a little bit!
>>31347395Ultima > gokuKamui > godrobeShinra Koketsu > Snuggy Supreme >>>>> Omnisilk
>>31347539You are a good man. I don't care what JJJ (that reporter Nui impersinates?) says.
>>31347395Ultima is fine, but I swear to god if you use "Godrobe" or "Omnisilk" my rage will destroy the known universe.
>>31347554I do realize that a lot more people are torn on the "Godrobe" and "Omnisilk" translations, which is why I didn't suggest to use those.Looking at the replies, I'll use "Ultima Uniforms" from now on.
>>31347554>Snuggy SupremeThat's the best thing I've read all day. We need Ragyo in a sweater now.
>>31347163You nod to Soroi, who bows politely, and turn to Satsuki."Hey, Satsuki. This whole Kamui thing got me wondering, so I went to ask Iori a couple questions, but as it turns out, he doesn't know anything about it.""And you want to ask me? I don't know anything more than I've already told you, sorry.""No, that's not it. Iori suggested that if he could analyze Junketsu, he'd be able to get some more info. What do you think about that?"Satsuki sets down her teacup, and closes her eyes, thinking. "...I don't know. I'd like to know more about Kamui, as well, but I'm not sure if this is a good idea. You can't tell how will Junketsu react to the testing apparatus."She has a point.[ ] Try convincing her anyway[ ] Give up
>>31347667[] Convince her AnywayJunketsu Ryuko, here we come!
>>31347667> [x] Try convincing her anywayRagyo made one, what's stopping her for making more? And maybe equipping one herself?
>>31347584Ultima is a good paraphrase translation which keeps a decent impression of the meaning without the pain in the ass of literally translating the word (Which I think means something like "Strongest Warrior" in japanese, or some other similar concept only the japanese could cram into a two-syllable word), similar to Naturals Election.Godrobe and presumably Omnisilk are just way too literal a translation to be worth it. Also, completely different mouthflaps. >>31347667>[x] Try convincing her anywayI know this will probably be bad, given that Junketsu is still a lunatic, but A) we don't give up, and B) we are basically running a covert operation, and in this case, intel is life.
>>31347667>[ ] Try convincing her anyway
>>31347667>[x] Try convincing her anyway
>>31347699We should ask her if we can put on Juunketsu once we're down there.We had no problems with the 90% uniform, right? So we'd be the best test subject.
>>31347575I was reported? News to meif you want me to stop Spiderdoging just say so!!!
>>31347699>>31347701>>31347706>>31347711>>31347721
>>31347667>[x] Try convincing her anywayGirl you wearing angry dracula clothes put that shit under a microscope so we can make some chill pills.
>>31347735Spiderman joke.J Jonah Jameson, runs the Daily Bugle? Constantly demands pictures of Spiderman?Obviously in the Spiderdog/Catpool version, JJJ is Nagato, the reporter kid who was actually a Nui.
>>31347760Nagita
>>31347735
>>31347760....wow, im sad i missed the reference....imma go cry now. Will return with sufficient pick.PowerPoin and Paint Powers GO!!
>>31347667[x]Give upWhelp, we tried....Who am kidding, you people are going to push the shiny button, even if I vote against it, aren't you?
>>31347780It's all vowels anyway.It's all Nuis anyway.Also, serves me right, the one time I don't check my spelling, I'm wrong.
>>31347821
>>31347821The choices might as well have been.[ ] Don't lose your way[ ] Lose your way
>>31347896Now I want to see a CYOA with nothing but those two options.>>31347851>dat fucking nui>every time>my sides can repel firepower of this magnitude
>>31347667"That's true. But, the Sewing Club's lab is well equipped to handle this, isn't it? It'll be fine."Satsuki hesitates for a moment. You can tell that your argument didn't do much to convince her. "...Very well." She agrees anyway. Seems curiosity got the best of her.You and Satsuki head to the Sewing Club. Passing through the Student Council chambers' main room, Satsuki curiously glances at Mako, but says nothing. Iori seems thrilled to see you bringing Satsuki along."Ryuuko told me about your idea, Iori. I agree. We should find out as much as we can.""Thank you, Lady Satsuki. Then, please proceed into the observation chamber."Satsuki starts walking towards the airlock. The scene reminds you of the accident a year ago. Uncertainty fills your mind.[ ] Do nothing[ ] Volunteer instead of her
>>31346639Spooky scary skeletons for you all to enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
>>31347997> [x] Volunteer instead of her
>>31347997>[ ] Do nothing
>>31347748[x]try convincing her
>>31347997>[x] Volunteer instead of her
>>31347997Hell with it, might as well go full retard and pick [x] Volunteer instead of her'Sides, no way we're letting our big sis act as a Guinea pig again...at least, no so soon.
>>31347997>[x] Do nothingNormally, I'd jump for it, but in this case, Satsuki's the only one who knows what she's doing. It's to risky to have us throw it on willy-nilly
>>31347997>[X] Volunteer instead of her
>>31347997>do nothingWe can't be sure it'll happen again. We need to find out everything we can from Satsuki
>>31347997There is no right answer is there?
>>31347997>[x] Volunteer instead of herMust protect our nee-san[/spolier] from more harm!
>>31347997>[x] Volunteer instead of herWe know our resistance is INSANELY high.
>>313480183spooky5me
>>31348028>>31348064>>31348071>>31348074>>31348088>>31348089WELL.GENTLEMEN, IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR.BUT NOW WE'VE FINALLY GONE DONE SOMETHING CRAZY.
>>31348028>>31348064>>31348071>>31348074>>31348088
>>31348098 3Lewd5Me[/spoiler
>>31348130>OP's face when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVrYbKBrI7o
>>31348130Wow... I can't help but feel this is a crazy decision.
>>31348156Not:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q9TYUr-TeoVoteP, I am dissapoint.
>>31348188It hasn't even begun.
>>31348188Meant to link to >>31348159
It's Ogre
>>31348098Only the most spooky things for these threads.
>just arrived, reading through thread>[x] Volunteer instead of her>HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS BETTER BE VOTING THISthanks /tg/
Junketsu won't be quite as hard for her to control when she doesn't also have to deal with Nui stitching them together and Discomilf assfucking her with her chin.Seriously what the fuck Ragyou.
>>31348332Junketsu always looks like he's pissed or PTSD.Like he's saying "The fuck are you?"
>>31348155Minions!!!New Forum weapon!!Enjoy
>someone reposted the Junketsu Ryuko lewd i wrote on last threadWhy
>>31347997"Satsuki, wait.", you say. She stops, and turns around to face you."What is it, Ryuuko?""I'll go. It was my suggestion, so I'll do it."Satsuki looks away. "...No. I will not allow this.""Why not?""Junketsu is my burden to bear." She approaches the airlock.[ ] Insist[ ] Suggest to bring help on stand-by in case something goes wrong[ ] Observe
>>31348423>[ ] InsistShe'll die jimGive me mah Junketsu Ryuko
>>31348423[x] INSIST
>>31348423>[X] Suggest to bring help on stand-by in case something goes wrongDon't force the issue
>>31348404You clearly have not been paying attention>>31348423>[x] Suggest to bring help on stand-by in case something goes wrongHas Iori invented the the RESOLVE spray fire extinguishers yet?
>>31348381>I'm always worn by angry teens or horny milfs.>All I want is someone cuddly and fuzzy.>Can't even talk like a normal kamui.>Fuck my life, I'm gonna suck this bitch dry.
>>31348423>[ ] Suggest to bring help on stand-by in case something goes wrong
>>31348423>[ ] Suggest to bring help on stand-by in case something goes wrongAh, satsuki and her pride again.If we have to insist, remind her that she's not alone in her quest.
>>31348423>[x] "Let's wear it together, sis"
>>31348423Looks like OP is giving us one last chance to save ourselves. How nice of him.But to Hell with that.[ ]Insist (politely though)
>>31348423>[x] Insist
>>31348423[x]Suggest to bring help on stand-by in case something goes wrongDamn it, either we do this ourselves, or our sis doesn't go it alone.
>>31348423> [x] InsistRemember last time?
>>31348404Tell more more.
>>31348443>>31348453>>31348459>>31348462>>31348477
>>31348423[X] Insist
>>31348496How come our votes which contain potentially terrible ideas are always extremely one-sided OR are literally the closest votes we have?
For those of you who voted Insist, look on the bright side: this time, you wouldn't get what you wanted anyway, it's way too early for that.
>>31348540Thats just the nature of the beast my friend
>>31348583Dammit OP, now that you've removed my fear from the equation, I'm left only with curiosity. Next thing you know you'll be telling me there's a safe option involving Satsuki and baths.
>>31348453>You clearly have not been paying attention>>31348486>Tell more more.What do you guys mean?I wrote it pretty half assedly, meant for her to transform in the middle of it too. I've read it again right now, and there's this mistake where i make him "get up from the floor" when he's standing up already
>>31348680Of course not.
>>31348680There's never a safe option with Satsuki and baths
>>31348680Satsuki and intimate baths = PTSDDon't ever think it otherwise
>>31348697>more moreWhat the fuck was my hand typing?I meant "Tell me more".
>>31348697>You clearly have not been paying attentionI meant you have apparently been not noticing the intense interest for Junketsu Ryuko in these threads, especially recently, which means there is ample reason to post lewds, if you're into that kind of thing.
>>31348707>>31348720>>31348739I will continue to attempt to restrain my curiosity by balancing it with my knowledge that it's a terrible idea.You keep throwing that shit in there OP, and eventually imma have to pick it. Just the once. THEN I WILL SEE. I WILL KNOW.
>>31348423"I won't allow you to bear this burden alone Satsuki! What if you die? I won't let my sister do this alone!"
>>31348785Did someone say LEWDS!!!!!!!!!?
>>31348423"...If you say so. But, that doesn't mean you have to be reckless about it."Satsuki looks at you again. "What do you mean?""I know you can handle this, but I can't help but worry anyway. At least wait a bit and let me bring some help on stand-by in case something goes wrong."Satsuki's expression lightens up. "...Very well. And thank you, Ryuuko."A couple minutes later, you bring a couple paramedics and Sewing Club members equipped with Life Fiber tranquilizers to control the situation. Satsuki enters the observation chamber."Then, let's begin." Iori turns on the scanning apparatus, and Junketsu gets thoroughly analyzed."Well... I can tell that its structure is made of Life Fibers, but this is where the similarities to Ultima Uniforms end. The way the individual fibers are arranged looks completely alien to me. Still, data is data. I can learn something from it."The scanning devices retract into the walls, having finished their duty."Alright, that's the dormant state analysis finished. Lady Satsuki, please activate the Kamui."Satsuki puts her hand on her left upper arm, where what looks like a metal armband is located. She closes the three clips on it with her fingers, and blue light starts to fill the chamber. You feel a bit uneasy, but it seems that everything is going according to plan."Life Fiber Override: Kamui Junketsu!"
>>31348937>inb4 we see way more of our nee-san's body than we ever wanted
>>31348986Nosebleeds everywhere
>>31348986We're currently 15 or something, right?>Juunketsu takes on the form of a magical girl uniform
>>31349021>Ryuko lose a quarter of her blood and get knocked out>Paramedics already here
>>31348937I hope nothing bad happens.
>>3134903916, Satsuki is 17.
>>31349105
>>31349021And then we have to beat everybody up to recover Satsuki's honor. Including ourselves.>>31349039Something like that. Actually, Ryuko may be 16, lemme recheck my math.>>31349109Or OP could just confirm it. But yes, I did actually do the calculatin' and was explaining the whole thing, but just take OP's word for it.
>>31348986>>31349021Is it wrong to just want Satsuki and Ryuuko to be awesome sisters to each other rather than yuri incest lovers?Because that's what I want most.
>>31349204no, it's not wrong.our true love is sharktooth tennis girl, anyway
>>31349204Oh, I mostly agree with you, but that doesn't mean (and actually makes it more likely) that Ryuko is probably not super-keen to see her sister 80-90% naked.
>>31349204No it's not wrong, just having a bit of fun that's all
>>31348937Finally, a pic thats perfect for these thread!!! had a hard time finding good Nui pics
>>31349204Works for me.We have to call her onee-chan at one point.
>>31349204I just want psycho-but-not-brainwashed Ryuuko to force her tongue down Nui's throat. Or Nonon's. Or Maiko's. Or Hakodate's. Or Hououmaru's.
>>31348937>You feel a bit uneasy, but it seems that everything is going according to plan.>SEEMSwelp.
>>31349363Friendly reminder that if psycho Ryuuko had half a mind to do so, she could easily fuck-recruit Nui away from Ragyo.
>>31349421Ryuko is canonically a better kisser than Ragyo.Which has to be saying something.
>>31349446And it was her first kiss, at that.
>>31349354Maybe at the scene where Ragyo is brainwashing Ryuuko?Ryuuko desperately trying to retain her memories of her life as they slip away like water between her fingers. Then suddenly realizing, she's losing. She's going to succumb to Ragyo. She's terrified and desperately calls out for the one person she hopes can save her."Onee... chan..."Satsuki can only scream in rage at Ragyo, completely impotent
>>31349472Thanks for ruining the mood, you double cover.
>>31348937The light fades, and you can see... what is this? Satsuki is your sister, and you saw her just in her underwear as recently as yesterday, but you definitely weren't prepared for this. Underwear is meant to cover private parts, but this? You notice that Satsuki's hair reacted to the transformation, as a larger part of it is now blue. It also seems sort of... raised?"...Uh, well, this is... something.", you say, trying your best not to blush. The paramedics and Sewing Club members look away, embarrassed. You look at Iori, whose expression remains perfectly stoic. You start to question his preferences."Everything seems to be in order. Let's begin the active state analysis." Again, machines emerge from the walls, and scan Junketsu thoroughly. Its eyes seem to turn to the devices as they move around, but nothing else happens."As I expected, the results are completely different than before. Also, the scanning machinery is just barely below "violent explosion" threshold. Kamui are really something else."Iori completes his scan, and Satsuki deactivates Junketsu, and leaves the chamber."Anything useful, Iori?", she asks."Well, it's hard to tell right now. I will need some time to look at the data, and make sense out of it. I'll let you know when I find anything interesting, Lady Satsuki.""Very good." The two of you leave for the tower.
>>31349463>>31349446>>31349421Now I'm imagining a very Blues Brothers-esque scene.>Satsuki and Ryuko are doing something sneaky>A wild Nui appears>Ryuko grabs Nui, sweeps her into a kiss>Drops the catatonic Nui when she's done>"Let's roll, sis."
>>31349549We've discovered the secret to stunlocking Nui.Now we just need a reason for Ryuuko to realize it in-character... fuck I found the flaw in our plan.
>>31349529>You notice that Satsuki's hair reacted to the transformation, as a larger part of it is now blue. It also seems sort of... raised?[Stonersuki intensifies]
Jobber time? Jobber time.
>>31349621We need to work on our improv thinking during battles.No one expects a kiss in the middle of a fight.
>>31349621No idea, but as stated, apparently Ryuko just has this particular... "ability". >>31349717We currently train by sparring with Satsuki and Uzu. Are you suggesting we practice?Though, landing a chaste, sisterly kiss on Satsuki's forehead during a sparring match would probably make her heart explode.
>>31349814>landing a chaste, sisterly kiss on Satsuki's forehead during a sparring matchYes.
thats enough spiderdog for today
>>31349501Hey, you never said the situation had to be happy one for the 'onee-chan' to happen
>>31349814Or trigger PTSD.It wouldn't surprise me at all if Ragyou has french kissed Satsuki's forehead and turned her eyebrows into a soggy mess.
>>31349847Keep them coming next thread
>>31349529Honnouji Academy's second school year begins, and even more new students arrive. After the opening ceremony ends, you're left with some free time, which you don't know how to spend.[ ] Seek out Mako[ ] Check on Iori's Kamui data progress
>>31349898>[ ] Seek out MakoLet Iori do his work, he probably doesn't want to be interrupted
>>31349898>[x] Seek out MakoAll roads lead to friendship.
>>31349898>[ ] Seek out MakoLet's see what our underachiever is doingDid she make a club?
>>31349898> [x] Seek out Mako
>>31349898>[x] Check on Iori's Kamui data progress"Iori, the fuck is up with Kamuis?"Also "do you like dudes, or are you more interested in clothes?"
>>31349898>[ ] Seek out Mako
>>31349898>[x] Seek out Mako
>>31349914>>31349926>>31349927>>31349929>>31349940
>>31349898You should probably go find Mako. You wonder what Gamagoori told her, as you look for her near first year classrooms. Even though you're just casually walking around, the new No-Stars' eyes are filled with fear as they look at you. Well, you can't blame them, considering the amount of stars on your uniform."Ryuuko-chan!" Mako leaps at you from behind. You don't have enough time to react, and the two of you fall on the ground. The other students give you curious looks. A No-Star subdued a Four-Star?"Are you going to do this every time we meet?" You get up, and dust yourself off."Of course! Hugging is what friends do!" That's an interesting definition of "hugging".[ ] Ask her about her first school day[ ] Ask her about her conversation with Gamagoori
>>31350193>[ ] Ask her about her first school day
>>31350193> [x] Ask her about her first school day
>>31350193>[x] Ask her about her conversation with Gamagoori>A No-Star subdued a Four-Star?Time to add the blindfold swinging sandbags test to our training regimen.
>>31350193>[x] Ask her about her conversation with Gamagoori
>>31350193>[X] Ask her about her conversation with Gamagoori
>>31350193[x] Ask her about her first school day
>>31350193>[x] Ask her about her first school day
>>31350201>>31350222>>31350229>>31350270>>31350287
>>31350238Hey, for our defense, Mako is Mako. She could probably defeat the Anti Spiral all by herself.
>>31350334Of course she could, the Antispiral is despair personified and Mako is hope unbound.
>>31350193"So, tell me, Mako. How did your first day in Honnouji Academy go?""It was great! There was this teacher saying some interesting things about a mean man with a mustache, and then I got really tired, and when I woke up, the lesson was over!""...Uh, that's not a good thing. Anyway, did Gamagoori help you decide what to do yesterday?""Yes! Gamagoori-senpai was very patient and explained everything to me! And so, I'm going to start a new club!""I see. What kind of club?""Fight Club!""Huh?" What's a "Fight Club" supposed to be?"Gamagoori-senpai asked me what I'm good at, but I couldn't think of anything, so he told me he was very impressed with me knocking out those One-Stars, and that I should join a combat-related club! So, I'm going to start a Fight Club!"That's some straightforward thinking.[ ] It's a good idea[ ] You should try something else
>>31350553[x]good idea
>>31350553>[ ] It's a good idea
>>31350553>[x] It's a good ideaThis can only ever bite us in the ass, but it's so shiny.
>>31350553>[x] It's a good ideaIt's a great idea.But we're gonna be 'splaining some shit to Satsuki in a couple weeks when Mako hits the two-star level and starts leveling wings of the school.
>>31350623>Ryuko, the student you helped is getting hard to contain and destroyed a good chunk of the school.>Why contain it?
>>31350553Do you even need to ask?[x] Rule n°1: No talking
>>31350702It's cool.
Am I the only one worried about Mako's family going power mad? The redemption fight wouldn't make much sense under the current circumstances, and just flexing our VP powers to force them back into the slums would be a very... unpopular move.
>>31350593>>31350603>>31350610>>31350623>>31350708
>>31350740If we fight her, we fight her without our suit. Not only will it show our resolve, Mako will also hold back and the gears will start spinning in her head.
>>31350740Mako is our friend now. Remember what we said about mutual loyalty? If Mako does lose her way we will help her find it again.
>>31350553"That sounds good, go for it." What's the worst that could happen?The next day, you decide to see Mako again."Ryuuko-chan..." She doesn't jump at you this time. She seems really down."What's wrong?""I submitted my form for the new club, but they told me first years can't create clubs."Seems like she was really looking forward to making the club. You should cheer her up somehow.[ ] Join another club[ ] Train and wait
>>31350910Can we start a fighting club? And then hire her as an assistant?
>>31350910>[ ] Train and wait
>>31350910>[x] Train and waitTennis club doesn't exactly work out for her.
>>31350910>[x] Train and wait"It's all in Satsuki-sama's secret handbook, how to lead empires and defeat your enemies. "
>>31350910>[x] Train and wait
>>31350938>>31350946>>31350961>>31350984>>31351017
>>31350910>[] Train and wait"Tell you what Mako, When I'm free I'll call you up. I'll train you so that when you do start your fight club you'll be ready. In a way you'll be in your own private club until next year."If anyone thinks that's a stupid idea feel free to shoot it down.
>>31350984Somebody get me an image of Satsuki's face on a crappy self-help or how-to book.
Will be back in a bit.
>>31351048>private club
>>31351048I actually want Mako to have a gang of delinquent fight club members that follow "Banchou" around everywhere.
Back.
>>31351354Yay!
>>31351354Time for a celebratory drink.
>>31351503I want one of those.
>>31350910"That's a shame. But, it doesn't mean you should give up!" Mako looks at you, confused."What do you mean, Ryuuko-chan?""Think of this restriction as them giving you time to train. Then, when you're in the second year, you'll be prepared to make your own club, and make it great!"Mako's face lightens up. "Yeah! But..." She starts to think."But?""How am I supposed to train?"That's actually a good question, coming from Mako."...Well, let's see. You should probably find somebody to practice fighting with, so that you can get better.""Then, will you help me practice, Ryuuko-chan? You're a Four-Star, so you must be really strong!" She looks at you, her eyes full of hope.Can you really find the time to train with Satsuki, Sanageyama, and Mako?[ ] Sure[ ] I have my duties
>>31351542>[ ] SureWE CAN DO EVERYTHING
>>31351542>[ ] Sure
>>31351503...what?
>>31351542>[x] I have my dutiesCan't please everyone.
>>31351542>[ ] SurePUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>>31351542>[x] SureOur life is a non-stop Rocky montage
>>31351542[ ] I have my dutiesMaybe we can take her as our secretary?
>>31351542Sureif we can't squeeze in the time to train with all three of them, then the duties and paperwork that come with being vice prez are going to fucknig swamp us; we need to get good at balancing our schedule and this is the perfect way
>>31351542>SureShe can train jointly with us and Sanageyama
>>31351554>>31351569>>31351581>>31351591>>31351647
>>31351542>[x] SureWe could probably squeeze Mako into the current training with Sanageyama. Lets us train for 2v1 battles and gives them both a partner if something REALLY requires our attention.
Good job idiots for last thread. Now that she sees how we wear Junketsu, she'll know we're against her. Fukkin idiots.
>>31351820
>>31351820Ragyou overrides Junketsu herself. He's just that much of a dick.
>>31351820She couldn't care less how Satsuki (or anyone) wears life fibers, as long as life fibers are being worn and not outright used against her.
>>31351542You don't want to let her down, especially after giving her a motivational speech like that, but your schedule is pretty cramped as it is. You consider your options. Maybe you could combine some of those trainings? Sanageyama likely won't be thrilled at first, but you can feel that Mako has a lot of untapped potential."Sure. But, as I have my duties, I'll need to combine your trainings with ones I'm already having with somebody else. I hope you don't mind. Find me in the main gym, after class.""Thank you, Ryuuko-chan!" Mako is back to her bubbly self. "Then, I'll see you soon!" She dashes off to her classroom.Later that day, you head for the main sports gym, as usual. Sanageyama is already there."Things are gonna be a bit different today.", you tell him.He raises his eyebrows. "How so?""Starting today, we're going to have a new sparring partner.""Interesting. Who is it?"And then, as if on cue, you hear a familiar voice. "Ryuuko-chan!" But this time, you're prepared. You grab Mako in mid-air, and gently set her down on the ground."Her.""Oh, so this is the other person you were talking about, Ryuuko-chan! I'm Mankanshoku Mako! Nice to meet you!"Sanageyama is taken aback by her atittude. "I'm... Sanageyama Uzu." He turns to you. "A No-Star? What is this about, Matoi?"You smirk. "Why don't you spar with her and see for yourself?"He's not amused. "It seems like a waste of time to me, but fine."
>>31352220[Jobbing Intensifies]
>>31352220Tell Mako we'll buy he a snack if she can beat Sanageyama.Watch her enemies driven before her, and hear the lamentations of their women.
>>31352220Have you ever been suplexed Uzu-san?
>>31352220Uzu jobbing to Mako incoming...How does Ryuuko 4 star uniform looks? I remember someone make a sketch.
>>31352220Just replace Nonon's head witth Mako's, and bamthere you go
>>31352339Drawfag from the Anaru Quest threads made this some time ago.
>>31352339*madedammit english, i hate you.
>>31352372ah, yeah, there we go. that was it.
>>31352372I'm reminded.Did we FINALLY learn to make sure our fucking shoes are tied?
>>31352406Now that you mention it, Ryuko's shoes don't have laces in that picture...
>>31352406Got velcro shoes instead.
>>31352220Don't be like that Sanageyama.Think about it like this: you, Satsuki and Ryuko are used to fighting against opponents who have specific styles and aren't really good at improvising. Mako's all about being unpredictable.Training with her will help you get better with thinking on your toes.
>>31352424with lights
>>31352424Clever girl.
>>31352424Best thread on /TG/ right now>captcha: Marriage ilystsJokes about Ryuko failing to tie the knot
>>31352424>>31352456
>>31352505>>31352456Why is it suddenly the late 90s/early 00s up in here?
>>31352505I'll do you one better.
>>31352505why not have ryuko's new shoes be heelies that light up as well?
>>31352558Kill la Kill could be based on the late 90's since Souchiro and Ravioli had those 80's hairstyles going on.
>>31352220You head to the storage room, and bring wooden swords for the two of them."Thank you, Ryuuko-chan, but I've brought my own weapon!", Mako says, and shows you a baseball bat."Huh? Why a baseball bat?""It feels right!""Are you okay with this, Sanageyama?", you ask him."Whatever, let's just get it over with!"He seems awfully confident. Perhaps you should do something about that.[ ] Motivate Mako[ ] Observe
>>31352612> [x] Observe
>>31352612>[x] Observe
>>31352612>[ ] Observe
>>31352612>[ ] Motivate Mako
>>31352558>>31352593"IORI, I NEED 4 DEVAS (AND 1 VICE PRESIDENT) WITH RESOLVE"
>>31352612>[X] Motivate Mako
>>31352612[ ] Motivate Both
>>31352584Heelies that light up and become a motorcycle when the uniform transforms.>>31352612>[x] Motivate Mako
>>31352612>observe
>>31352612[X] Observe but motivate if she starts to laze aboutLets see what she can do
>>31352612>[x] Motivate Mako
>>31352612>[x] Motivate MakoSnacks!>>31352593Suppose it's possible, they were very 80s. And all the displays in the show are monochrome LCD.
>>31352612>[x] Motivate Mako"I want you to hit him really really hard."
>>31352636>>31352645>>31352667>>31352668>>31352675
>>31352694Er, I think you miscounted>>31352625>>31352630>>31352635>>31352671>>31352673
>>31352612> [x] Motivate Mako.Beat the shit out of him Mako! He's a right Jobber!
>>31352707Counting in the one "> [ ] Motivate Both", that's five for Mako before Observe.
>>31352707I don't count two-in one choices, unless they're dominant.
>>31352612>[x] Motivate MakoWith ice cream!
>>31352584>>31352668Or they could become inline skates. That'd be pretty 90s, I think, getting some skates on.I was born in 1992, so forgive me if my recall of the 90s isn't great
>>31352784You know what's pretty 90s?Rocket skates which shoot iceskates.
>>31352784This is the secret as to how V.P. Ryuuko gets everything done. She rolls down the halls on her heelies, lights blazing ahead of her. With Mako at our side, she can make ambulance sounds and our productivity will rise 400%!
>>31352784>Power Rangers>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles>Sailor fucking Moon>Vanilla Ice>Boy bands>Pouches on every superhero ever>Save-the-environment and catastrophe movies>RADThere. That's the 90s.
>>31352784All we need now are some aviators, a poofy jacket, and a backwards cap and we're set.
>>31352838Or we just carry a megaphone.>"OUTOFTHEWAYSTUDENTCOUNCILBUSINESSKTHX">>31352855Huh, so I do actually remember the 90s.>>31352871>implying we don't already have all of those things
>>31352898One step closer to becoming the ultimate radical lifeform.
>>31352898The image of Mako on Ryuuko's head doing that job for her is much more adorable though>>31352855What about Batman: The Animated Series?
>>31352694>Uzu's gonna get jobbed by Mako
>>31352939That too. Also:>Cool.>EXTREME>Super Nintendo>Lego fucking everywhere>Samurai JackShit, now I'm feeling nostalgic. Be right back, gotta dig up my SNES.
>>31352968As if there were any other way this would go down?
>>31352991I'm literally playing A Link To The Past inbetween posts
>>31353000Yeah, it could have somehow been Gama.
>>31352991And pretty much everything but Quack Pack and Mighty Ducks on the Disney Afternoon. Especially Gargoyles.
>>31352612You approach Mako, and whisper into her ear."If you beat him, I'll treat you to some snacks."Her eyes light up. Let's see how this goes now.Sanageyama charges at Mako, and starts with his usual flurry of attacks."MEN! DOU! KOTE! MEN! DOU! KOTE!"Mako doesn't react fast enough to block any of them, and falls to the ground. Sanageyama throws the sword over his shoulder."That's it?" He then turns to you. "So, what was the point of this?"You smile. "Don't you think you're being a bit too hasty?" You point to Mako, who is already getting up."Wow, you're good, Sanageyama-senpai! Now it's my turn, right?" She charges at Sanageyama, and swings the bat at him with all of her strength."You think a telegraphed attack like that will work?!" He moves his wooden sword to block the bat. But, it doesn't help. The force of the hit knocks the sword out of his hands. Mako then uses the momentum to spin around, and deliver another hit at Sanageyama himself, sending him flying a fair distance away, before hitting the ground."Impossible!""Oh, I'm sorry, Sanageyama-senpai! I didn't mean to hit you so hard! Are you alright?" Mako rushes over to him. He quickly gets up by himself."...I'm fine."Of course, Mako doesn't match Sanageyama in skill, but he was too full of himself, and underestimated her strength.You chuckle. "Well, what do you think now?""Where the hell did you find this girl?" He seems genuinely interested.
>>31353099>"Impossible!">he forgot to put bakanaB-BAKANA
>>31353159Fine, I'll use that instead.
>>31353099"Eh, just wandering around."Casual as fuck.
>>31353099>You must job this hard to ride VoteP's wild ride
>>31353221There is a Jobber in each and every one of us, waiting to be released. Would you like to take a few moments to talk about our lord and saviour Bakana Jobber?
>>31353099"Sort of bumped into her over spring break. She wanted to know how to get more stars, so I told her to go talk to Gamagoori. So, she strolled to the tower, knocked out the One-Star guards, and talked to him.""...I guess I was wrong. Very well Matoi, I will accept her as another sparring partner."As promised, you treat Mako to snacks. From that day, she regularly trains with you and Sanageyama. At some point, she even learns how to block.Half a year passes like this. The conquest of Japanese high schools proceeds steadily. One day, you receive a letter. You open it, and immediately realize its meaning."Come."[ ] Go right away[ ] Take your time
>>31353439>[x] Go right awaySPEED
>>31353439>[x] Go right away
>>31353439>[x] Go right awayCame.
>>31353439[X] GO RIGHT AWAYMAXISHMUM SPEEDO to get the MAXISHIMUM AHMAH
>>31353439>[ ] Go right away
>>31353457>>31353474>>31353483>>31353484>>31353492
>>31353439[x] Go right awayIs it time to see dad?
>>31353518time to see MAXSHIMUM DAHDO
>>31353554
>>31353439I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT MY DAD WANTSTo be immediately followed up by I GOTTA FIND OUT WHO- wait, it was probably Ragyo.
>>31353580But I refuse.
>>31353439There is only one person who could've sent you a letter like this: your father. You decide not to waste any time. You head to Satsuki's quarters, and show her the letter."You're intend to go, then?""Of course.""Be careful, Ryuuko."It's midday, but you head out immediately. After a while, you arrive at your father's mansion. The sight you're met with is not at all what you expected, and it fills you with dread. The house has turned into burnt out ruins.
>>31353816>The house has turned into burnt out ruins.FUCKING SHIT
>>31353816>The house has turned into burnt out ruins.
>>31353816HE'S NOT DEAD YET RIGHTR-RIGHT?
>>31353613>>31353816I GOTTA FIND OUT WHO BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE
>>31353882Sorry Baman but he is no longer the night
>>31353816Someone's 'bout to get rule'o'natured.
>>31353816>she has the entire scissor>had time to search properly and destroyed SenketsuALL IS LOST
>>31353816Oh no!
>>31353882Hopefully we're still in time to bring to Isshin to Barazou.
>>31353816This is shocking, but you have to keep it together. You try to calm down, and consider your options.[ ] Examine the building[ ] Go back, inform Satsuki
wait did Nui never realize she killed her father
>>31353816We should have kidnapped him when we had the chance.
>>31353966>[x] Go back, inform Satsuki
>>31353966>[ ] Examine the building
>>31353966>[x] Examine the buildingWe've got to find out who something something.
>>31353966[X] Examine the building
>>31353816
>>31353966>[ ] Examine the buildingGott see what's left
>>31353966>[X] Examine the building
>>31353966[X] EXAMINE THAT FUCKING BUILDINGGOTTA FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY DAAAAAAAD!
>>31353966[x] Examine the building
>>31353966>[x] Examine the buildingKeep calm. What would Isshin and Satsuki do. The answer is, get as much information as you can.
>>31353966[x] Examine the buildingWE GOTTA FIND SENKETSU!
>>31353966>[x] Examine the building>[x] Make a mental note to get a cell phone
>>31353966>[x] Examine the building.
>>31353966>[ ] Examine the buildingWe might find our dying dad or his killer.
>>31353966[X] Examine the buildingWe must know if Big Boss is alive!
I don't think I need to count those.
>>31353966>[x] Go back, inform SatsukiWe need to bring medical attention to Isshin if it's not too late.
>>31353966>[ ] Examine the buildinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ylZbgLfX98
>>31353989>>31353991>>31353994>>31353997>>31354000>>31354008>>31354009>>31354010>>31354013>>31354015>>31354016>>31354017Time to meet nui!
>>31353966>[x] Examine the building
>>31354047Its time for REVENGE and if she hasn't done anything prevenge.
>>31354023He's not Big Boss! He's obviously one of the scientists involved in Getter Ray research!
>>31354047Can we stab her in the eye? I'd like that.
>>31354029It took "a while" to get there. If he's alive he probably doesn't have enough time for us to leave and come back.
>>31354097Isshin probably already still stabbed her in the eye.
hey guys what if nui saw pic related?
>>31354134The OTHER eye then!
>>31354082Getter Rays an alien influence more evil then the Life Fibers.
>>31354150What, that dad has a photo of her after all these years?
>>31354185No that she had life fibre exposure before she told ragyo about it.
>>31354150Nothing more then would already happen.She already knows about us being a Life Fiber monster.
>>31354082No he's the legendary founder of Nudist Haven known as Naked Fiber.
>>31354208Oh, that. Doubt that she'll care. She's here to kill dad, knows we're related to him, and that we're already a life fiber thing.
>>31354218Yes but as far as Ragyo is concerned it happened at the same time as Satsuki.This could be bad.
>>31354161I never said anything to the contrary. You filthy fucking dinosaur.APES RULESDINOS DROOL
>>31354305Great Satan will protect will save us from you!
>>31354082>GETTER LIFE FIBER> Ragyo is the Getter Empress
>>31353966You decide to examine the building. Perhaps you can find some hints pointing at what happened. You step inside. You're no expert on pyrotechnics, but it seems like something exploded inside the building, and quite recently, too. You walk around what's left of the building. If there were any hints left behind, the explosion took care of them. Suddenly, you remember. There is a place which is probably untouched by the explosion: the underground lab.You head to the room where you remember the floor hatch was. To your surprise, you find that it's open. You start to walk down the stairs. As you thought, the lab is mostly untouched. However, you can see some damage on the walls that previously wasn't there. Did something happen down here, as well?You start to search around the lab for any clues.[ ] Check the computer[ ] Examine the damaged walls[ ] Examine the piles of cloth
>>31354412>[ ] Check the computer
>>31354412> [x] Check the computer
>>31354412>[x] Examine the piles of cloth
>>31354412>[ ] Examine the piles of cloth
>>31354412>[x] Examine the piles of cloth.
>>31354412>[x] Examine the piles of clothMe, metagame? Never?
>>31354412Check Everything.But first look for the dad's body.
>>31354412>[x] Check the computerI want to say examine the piles of cloth, but realistically, Ryuko would probably try to see if he left a message for her.
>>31354412>[x] Check the computerTime to grab some data for dog.
>>31354431>>31354434>>31354440>>31354445>>31354446Muh meta
>>31354467Gotta make sure no skeletons are hiding in there.
>>31354412I figure we could have looked to see if we can find our dad or some trace of him
>>31354412>[X] Check the computer
>>31354499Or secret assassins ready to jump out and shiv us.
>>31354412Try to find dad?
>>31354467I was gonna go for the computer, but then I remember it was late, so I felt being more direct would serve the immediate story more directly
>>31354467We know that Isshin has been experimenting with life-fibre clothing.
>>31354412There are giant piles of cloth everywhere in the lab. One of them catches your eye, as it's considerably smaller than the rest. From a distance, it seems like somebody has been tampering with it.Upon approaching it, however, you can see that was not the case. Somebody chopped a portion of the pile into pieces. You search through it, hoping to find something interesting. Most of the stuff here are tattered rags, but one piece of cloth catches your eye. It looks like... a red scarf?You pick it up. It feels smooth as silk, nothing like the other rags here. For the most part, it's plain red, but one bit of it is different. The shape and the design resembles a closed eye. Somehow, you're reminded of Junketsu. You put the scarf in your pocket. It might be worth showing this to Iori.You decide to check the computer, to see if Dad left you any messages, possibly explaining what happened here. You don't get to check that, though, as you quickly notice that the computer is damaged, and won't turn on.One more time, you walk around the lab, checking if you missed anything. You then head back upstairs, and double-check everything in the mansion. It's destroyed, and your father is gone without a trace. Is this what he wanted you to see when he called you here?
>>31354672And what do you think is more likely to come to mind for Ryuko?>Maybe my dad hid something in one of these countless motherfucking piles of cloth.or>Maybe my dad left a message or some data on his computer.Both would have likely ended up at the same point, a message on the computer just adds a reason for Ryuko to actually check the piles. That and I really want to get whatever data Isshin has to Iori. Isshin might be dead and Iori simply isn't on that level yet, but with that data, he could be.
>>31354760Do we know enough about computers to try and fish out the hard drives?
>>31354760Get dem hard drives!
>>31354760>only Senketsu's eye is finished>computer is damagedAny chance of taking the computer itself with us to see what Dog can get out of it?
>>31354760>[X] GET THE HARD DRIVEThe data might still be recoverable.
>>31354806This.Time for DATA.
>>31354796>>31354806>>31354822Perhaps I should've written "stabbed multiple times through the case" as I was originally intending to.
>>31354850Okay, let's crack the case and see if there's ANYTHING recoverable. Shit, Inmuta's like a tech wizard, who knows what he might be able to do.
>>31354760Scarfketsu is best Senketsu.
>>31354850Well I guess that image sums up what Inu would have said to us if we had taken anything back.
>>31354850Welp. Do we still get them?
>>31354850Still a chance that the actual HDD would be fine, or any secondary memory drives.
>>31354822Senketsu was finished or close to it, Nui just chopped the fuck out of the pile until he was a scarf.
>>31354850Doesn't mean we can't still fish what's left of the drives.This, again, assumes we know enough about computers to try and find those components though. If Ryuko can manage that, we can get something.
>>31354850Man, hard drives are, like, ridiculously hardy (ha ha). If we open it up, there's a damn good chance the platters might still be intact.Source: Believe it or fuckin' not, I recovered a hard drive from a computer that had been stabbed. I shit you not, it looked like someone had taken a pickaxe to it.
>>31354871>>31354891>>31354897Fine: let me be more clear: Nui chopped the computer into fine pieces, ran several electromagnets over the pieces, and pissed on them.There's no data
>>31354901>Senketsu was finished or close to itWhere did it say that?
>>31354928You could have said they had been melted into slag or something
>>31354928hahahaha
>>31354928COLLECT THE PISS AND ANALYZE IT
>>31354928Alright.[X] Call satsuki and get some people here to take what's left of the lab home.
>>31354928Well shit OP just say soData recovery is easier than it sounds, I swear
That aside, it's 5 AM here, so I'm done for today.
>>31354928... Can we still take the pieces back anyway? Maybe we can get them repaired?
>>31354928>There's no data
>>31354970It was fun OP, thanks for running.
Gentlemen, something has occurred to me.>Unlike the original timeline we're now acting as a double agent against Ragyo right under her nose>Senketsu will need to be easily concealable while worn but still quickly accessible>Surface area of garment is minimized to prevent Losing Your Way from Life Fiber overload>Iori doesn't particularly like us>Senketsu takes the form of bra+panties in this timeline.
>>31354928
>>31355024
>>31355024Actually we can just get a cool new uniform based on him.
>>31355024L-LEWD
>>31355024I think a heroic looking scarf would be best for Ryuuko
>>31354938>Somebody chopped a portion of the pile into pieces.Someone attacks one specific pile, and we find a scarf... either Nui has astoundingly terrible aim or she chopped him to pieces and thought it was enough.
>>31354928I mean, I'm still not sure Ryuko knows enough about computers to be sure what the drives actually look like recover them. But that'd only stop-gap us until we talked to Inu. If you really want them to be gone, it might make more sense if Nui stabbed them, pulled all the important-looking bits out, jumped up and down on them a few times then threw them into the fire. But yes, if we can get a crew in here to recover all of his shit at an indeterminate time in the future, that'd be cool. If anybody asks, it's apparently our ruined house now, we can do what we like. Nobody told us not to see if our dad left anything useful to the cause.Speaking of which, don't suppose dear old dad remembered to get some fire insurance, did he? I know Satsuki is richer than god and all, but alternate money channels are important for this spy shit.>>31355024I think Iori would know better than to fuck with our shit like that. We'll use him like a Pinata if he crosses us.
Archived http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlSee you tomorrow
>>31355097I guess I really did go full Uzu.
>>31355024I never got the impression that Iori really *dis*liked Ryuko though.A scarf or headband or bandana (we Solid Snake now?) would do fine.
>>31355097Nui probably stabbed the most important pile a few times and went home. I'm not sure if I want her to have one eye or both eyes when we meet her. If she has one, then dear old dad got some shots in.But if she has both, then we can fucking cut one out and crush it with out bare hands
>>31355136Goodo jobbu VoteP.
>>31355161Can't we still do that?
To answer your speculation, Drawfag prepared one more thing beforehand.It's easier than you think.
>>31355136>Also, there's no data on the computer. None.
>>31355184I dig that look.
>>31355184Nice
>>31355182Yeah. Or we can also tear her still beating heart from her chest and eat it to gain her powers. It's too bad Ryuko won't know to shout KALI MA MOTHERFUCKER!
>>31355066>Suit senketsuYeah okay I can dig it
>>31355184looks good