You won't like this.Past threads: http://pastebin.com/uMT2kb5qTwitter: https://twitter.com/Saxton_0
I'm still trying to make sense of what happened last thread.Probably nothing.
The first post will start with a vote, so I want to make sure there's enough people to begin.Pls respond ;_;
oh man i'm so outdated here
>>31410684People aren't used to the thread starting before the steam event start I think.Getting this out of the way.
>>31410684Oh boy how you going to explain all this OP.
>>31410719>Not the first replyStep it up.
>>31410621I believe we firmly established the canonicity of events last time In a way that made perfect sense.>>31410684Present.Also, I just realized nobody commented on it, so I have no idea if anybody actually saw the image I quickly bashed together for you to use as an OP image. So, reposting.
>>31410734FINENEXT THREAD I'LL MAKE IT FIRST POST
>>31410741I like the idea, but it's a bit too... well, Paint-ish for me.
>>31410576Let the whomping begin.
>>31410762Sure, why not.
>>31410759Just throw a couple lens flares on that shit, then. It'll be fine.
>>31410790>skellingtonsUh oh.
>>31410759That's fair, I did it in MS Paint in literally five minutes. Maybe someone with a little more graphical talent can run with it though.
>>31410790>>31410808
As you read the note, you suddenly hear a familiar voice next to you."...Wake up, Ryuuko-chan!"You open your eyes. You're still on the bus, and it's still under fire. Mako is right next to you, shaking you awake. Your head is killing you."Huh? What happened?", you ask."This fell on your head, and you passed out!" She points to a heavy-looking armor plate, which used to belong to the bus's roof. Ouch.Nonon is nearby, as well. "You were mumbling something about a button all the time, are you alright?"A button?"How long have I been out?""Only a couple of minutes. We still haven't cleared the One-Star section-"Suddenly, you hear metal creaking, and Gamagoori calls out. "The roof's coming apart!"This is bad. You take a look around the bus. What catches your eye is a button. A big, red button at the front, not far from the driver's seat. Somehow, it feels familiar.[ ] Press the button[ ] Don't press the button
>>31410621>>31410724>>31410741Here, I made an infographic to sum up the complicated events of the previous thread.
>>31410576Will we succeed in escaping the virtual reality we have been trapped in!? (Maiko and Inu working together, a shiny button, then suddenly we are in a different place) Lets find out!
>>31410576>it's six In The morning>no sleep because Larp pains+ crappy sleeping habits>what if KlK quest is onNo wonder I've been missing these threads
>>31410901[x] Press the button
>>31410901>[ ] Press the buttonPress it HARD!
>>31410901[x]Don't press the button.I'm doubting the button.
>>31410759Here, I made it more GIMPed.
>>31410901>[ ] Press the buttonGatling gun or Groundhog Day?
>>31410901>[ ] DON'T PRESS THE BUTTONFUCK THAT SHIT, OKAY? IT'S A TRAP
>>31410901>[x] Press the buttonOur spirit coma told us to push the button. Maybe.
>>31410901>[ ] Press the button
>>31410961It's perfect.
>>31410901>[x] Press the button
>>31410934>>31410943>>31410967>>31410975>>31410979
>>31410934>>31410943>>31410949>>31410967>>31410975>>31410979>>31410986Guys, I'd be the last person to start making "shiny button" accusations.BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE, STOP PRESSING THE BUTTON
>>31410901There's no other choice. Without thinking any further, you press the button.A powerful explosion shakes the bus, and the roof comes off. No, it doesn't shake it. It sends the bus flying, sky high.Sanageyama loses his balance and falls on the floor. "Matoi, what the hell did you do?!""I... pressed the button."The bus continues to soar towards the academy, with everyone inside of it screaming in terror, except for Mako, who seems overjoyed by this turn of events."Hooray! I never though No-Late Day could be this much fun!"You hear a distinctive sound behind you. You turn around to see... two heat-seeking missiles closing in on you."Oh, okay."[ ] Press the button again[ ] Try to think of something else
>>31411019No, this is science. If pressing the button has the same outcome both times, then we can stop pressing the button.
>>31411004LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONELOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES
>>31410901>[X] Press the button
>>31411056>Pressing it workedOh well. To hell with it.>[x]Headbutt the button
>>31411056Okay, so: not the same outcome, fine. But we still don't know if the pressing the button is extending the hallucination/illusion/whatever.
>>31411056>[x] Try to think of something elseAlright, now time to do something different.
>>31411056[x] Press the button againButton don't let me down now!
>>31411056>Press the button againWHATS THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN!??
>>31411058We need to press it at least 30 ti e to account for the possibility of unknown variables.
>>31411056>[ ] Try to think of something else
>>31411056>[ ] Press the button again
>>31411056[x] Try to think of something elsejetstream sam those fuckers open
>>31411056someone call his bluffplease
>>31411056>[x] Try to think of something else
>>31411056>[X] Press the button againIf it worked the first time it will work a second time!
>>31411056>[ ] Press the button againWhat could go wrong?
>>31411097>>31411117>>31411118>>31411153>>31411224
>>31411097>>31411117>>31411118>>31411153>>31411224FUCKING HELL, PEOPLE
>>31411056This is getting ridiculous. While you don't see how can it possibly help, you slam the button with your fist again. And it helps. Flares shoot out of the back of the vehicle, throwing the missiles off-course."Since when do school buses have flares?!""Is this really the time to be questioning things like this?", Nonon calls out. She's trying her best to remain inside of the bus, clutching to one of the handles."Look at this!" Gamagoori points through the window. Why is he still holding the steering wheel?Ahead of you, on the road leading up to the school, is a rather weird vehicle. It looks like a... giant school backdrop on wheels? On top of that, you seem to be flying right towards it.[ ] Press the button, again[ ] Do nothing
>>31411265>[X] Press the button, againIT HASN'T FAILED US YET
>>31411265>[x] Do nothingRAMMING SPEEDALL HANDS, BRACE FOR IMPACTDAMN THE TORPEDOES
>>31411265[x]Do you even need to ask?
>>31411265[x] Press the button, again
>>31411265Alright, forget it: I know when to quit.>[ ] Press the button, againLet's do this.
>[X] PRESS DA BUTTON
>>31411279>>31411288>>31411292>>31411304>>31411311
>>31411265>[ ] Press the button, again!!! Harder!
>>31411316Well, adding "context sensitive button" to the list of things we need to have a talk with Satsuki about.Right after>THE FUCK SATSUKI>WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK>FUCKING ALLIGATORS SATSUKI? LAVA ALLIGATORS?>THE FUCK>HOW ARE THOSE EVEN A THING SATSUKI?
>>31411265"Whatever this is, I'm not having any of it." No longer questioning the button's properties, you press it again.Rocket thrusters come out of the sides of the bus, and change its course mid-air. This time, you're headed directly for the real academy."You know what, I don't care anymore. I just want to get back already."--------------------------------------------------------------------A lone bespectacled student is slowly making his way up to the academy. Suddenly, a loud noise is heard above. He looks up. A battered school bus is soaring through the air, directly towards the school. The student smiles."Seems it worked quite nicely."
>>31411356>LASER SHARKS? ARE YOU A FUCKING BOND VILLAIN?
>>31411369IT'S RUSE VS THE HIDDEN NUI, WHO WILL TRIUMPH?>>31411387And then we steal all her underwear and hide it under Nonon's mattress.
>>31411369Fuck you, Nui.
>>31411369And you guys said pressing the button was a bad idea!
>>31411409But then Nonon would refuse to give it back (finder's keepers) and Satsuki would have to go without, something that dosen't mix well with a miniskirt.
>>31411418Yup, that's the plan.
I ran out of posts prepared beforehand, so this one will take the usual amount of time.
>>31411418>>31411418I intend to.
>>31411451Or Satsuki might give no FUCKS and walk around without them, embarrassing us. Then we'll forced to fight Nonon to get them back.
>>31411503Satsuki would actually not give a flying fuck, as evidenced by Junketsu.So we'd have to switch to something, like dying all her underwear a really embarrassing shade of pink or something.
>>31411501I'm listening...
>>31411503Not an easy fight. Nonon would not surrender her pile of treasure easily.It would probably be easier to just give Satsuki some of ours.
>>31411484>>31411501Let's not go down that route if we can help it.
>>31411544Junketsu gives powers. Going pantyless in everyday clothing is just bad hygiene.
>>31411656Why not?We recruit her to the side of good with the power of love. What could go wrong?
Giant Space Anaru here, monitoring.
>>31411695Newton's Third Law?>Captcha: barsAss sinCaptcha knows what's up
>>31411695because nui a shit and we're far FAR more likely to just go space crazy if we do do that
>>31411656You mean we can't purify her with love and friendship?
>>31411409How about we introduce her to the horrors of traps ourselves? She's about to give morning assembly speech and BOOM! A pie to the face! Or we hide a wild Ragyo in her bathroom...
>>31411638God Nonon, don't look so sad. You're not holding her hand, but you're holding her butt. I know guys who'd murder for that. >>31411752>purifyI see what you did there
>>31411695>Nui>power of loveYou do realize that Nui is so far gone that she's willing to decapitate herself for Ragyo, right? There's no saving that bitch.
>>31411765Yeah, that's the other thing we talked about for revenge, cheap pranks.Water bucket over her door, whoopee cushion on her throne, salt in the tea, leave rakes lying around everywhere.
>>31411770All she wanted was to be loved.Ya dig?
>>31411752No.The best we can do is tame her with superior kissing skills and molestation.
>>31411369You glance towards the clock. There's only 2 minutes left until 8:30 AM. Inumuta already got here almost an hour ago, what are the others doing? Surely, Oogure's trap didn't keep them for that long? You set down your cup of tea, and get up from the chair. Perhaps you should visit the surveillance room.Suddenly, you hear a loud crash coming from the main room. You quickly make your way there to investigate. You open the door, and the sight behind it makes you freeze in place.What looks like a wreck of a school bus crashed through the window, turning the room into a complete mess. Ryuuko, the Devas barring Inumuta, and Ryuuko's No-Star friend, Mankanshoku Mako, are sitting on the couches. You look up to see an unconscious Inumuta, the cables on his uniform tied to the chandelier."...and then, I thought "why not press the button?"", Ryuuko says, and the others laugh. It's an empty laugh, and it sends a shiver down your spine.The five notice you, and all turn their thousand-yard stares at you. It takes all of your composure not to run back into your quarters. The clock strikes 8:30 AM."We made it."
>>31411853That must be some good Yogurt.
>>31411906>bus is crashed through the wall>Inumuta is hanging from the ceiling and knocked the fuck out>"...and then, I thought "why not press the button?""Ah, good times, good times.
>>31411906>and all turn their thousand-yard stares at you>I'VE SEEN SHIT THAT WOULD TURN YOU WHITE.Also,>You look up to see an unconscious Inumuta, the cables on his uniform tied to the chandelier.REVENGE
>>31411770Isn't this thread a What if?Isn't anything possible?Have we not the power to boil the sea? To make the wind turn?My fellow Sentien/tg/uardians, Are we slaves of the narrative , or its masters?!?I say, my friends, that today, the words "we cannot" lose all their meanings. I say that today, we take what is rightfully ours. I say that today, we realise the opportunity given to us. I say, my friends, that today is the day we take control!Are we the slaves of the narrative, or its master? This question, my friends, is the only one that need to be answered. And it needs to be answered now! Are we in control? Are we the protagonists? Are we /tg/? Are we Kill La Kill What-if ?!?
>>31411906Still think we shoulda put him in MAC system 1.
>>31411906inu a shit
>>31411964
>>31411964Stop being so sensationalist; what COULD happen is still dictated by what CAN happen, and Nui ain't gonna turn into (genuine) sugar and rainbows.
>>31411906[x]Scream internallyI really hope we get to pout at Satsuki for forcing us to take part in this.
>>31411656It's been well documented that the easiest way to deal with Nui is for Ryuko to just say THIS IS MINE NOW and Rance her away from Ragyo.
>>31411770Maybe if a certain someone comes along and extends a (sexually aggressive) olive branch, rather than cutting off her arms and telling her to go fuck herself, she won't feel like sacrificing herself for momma Ragyo is her only option.
>>31411964Its time to kick reason to the curb and surpass the impossible!!! If we believe in the us who believes in the us then we can cure that pink monstrosity with the power of love!Or we could go for the Satsuki route...Or the Mako route...Or Maiko... Or Nonon...Or harem ending...Or friendship!
>>31412076What if we just got everyone to gangbang Nui.
>>31411977I second this.We hit him in the computer and we hit him HARD!
>>31412076I really don't care which route we go, as long as Nonon gets Satsuki
>>31412097Handholding rather than gangrape. We are the edgemaster after all.
>>31412129I support this. Nonon got dibs on the Satsuki.
>>31412143You go too far sir!
>>31412076I'm hoping for Satsuki/Nonon because of the childhood friend angle is my kind of thing
>>31411964>>31412076Saying this to try and be informative: This is neither Anaru Quest nor is it TTGL - we shouldn't let our emotions alone decide our course. All I'm gonna say.
>>31412187
>>31412187Next you'll say experiencing the pleasure of being worn is wrong.
>>31412166Let's play matchmaker between Satsuki and Nonon.I vote we play a game that we're sure is outside Satsuki's skillset but is in Nonon's (something about cooking or fashion, perhpaps), with for bet the loser must take the winner to the best date they can muster.
>>31412187You assume I'm not advocating Nuifucking out of cold calculating practicality.She's a bitch-and-a-half in a fight and one of Ragyo's key pieces. And we know for a fact that once Ryuko activates Yanderemode (which we need to learn how to do on-command rather than via Junketsu brainwashing) that she's fully capable of such a feat.Plus it'll piss off Ragyo like nothing else.
>>31411906"Then, you really intend to do it?""Yes.""Don't be ridiculous, Tsumugu! This is way too risky, we can't-""Let me tell you two useful pieces of information. One: A Kamui is a Kamui. I don't care who owns it, it has to be destroyed. Two: You can't make me change my mind."The man ends the call, and starts up his bike. Honnouji Academy is not too far away now.
>>31412246What Nonon need is a wingman! An Iceman to her Maverick so to say! Somebody that knows how the game is played and is not afraid to play it to the limit and enter the Dangerzone!
>>31412323Hahaha! Time for Mohawk to get jobbed!
>>31412323Aw shit, Tsumugu gonna try and pop a cap in our neechan. Well, okay, Junketsu, but still.
>>31412323Someone's gonna get an asswhooping and it ain't us
>>31412351I'm not sure we have the skills for that. Good idea, though
>>31412323The jobmaster versus Satsuki, us, all the Devas, Mako and the Rusemaster? Sounds like a worthy challenge.
>>31412384Step 1. Get some mean boy (rusemaster in disguise) to break Satsuki's heart, teaching her that all boys suck.Step 2. Have Nonon be there to comfort her in her time of need.Step 3.Step 4. Profit!
>he's actually competent>occupies the devas with traps>shreds our uniform and puts Satsuki in critical condition with the anti-LF bullet>we have to fight him in Junketsu
Be back in 20 minutes.
Guys, I know Monkey is a universal constant, but I don't think Tsumugu is gonna job in this one...
>>31412479We can't fight him with Junketsu if he puts Satsuki in critical condition with the anti-LF bullet.The bullet would damage Junketsu and Satsuki would be an unfortunate casualty if that were the case. More likely, I see Tsumugu wrecking the Devas and just as he's about to take Senketsu from us, Satsuki saves the day with Junketsu.
Oh, shit. Uncle Mugu gonna teach us the wonders of prep time.In the words of /asp/--"Pipe bomb is the strongest martial art. Nothing inspires more awe and terror than a well-placed pipe bomb."
>>31412488He threatens our friends dudeHe WILL job. We will MAKE him job
>>31412516We'll have to fight fire with fire - we're gonna have to play Ruse Clues (starring Maiko & Tsumugu)
>>31412479>Nearly kill Satsuki with the bullet because she's a hybrid>Ryuuko goes berserkWell, It was nice not knowing you, Tsumugu.
>>31412516I was thinking it could miss Junketsu and hit her exposed skin.And as far as they know Senketsu is completely destroyed or stolen, they don't know we have him.
>>31412464A Chinese Classical Novel from the Ming dynasty (can’t remember the name) gave the following solution:1. Have another female entice the target into bed with promises of teaching her how to masturbate properly (literal translation: taking turns playing the male).2. Halfway through the session have the prospective mate (in the novel a dude) sneak into bed under the cover of darkness.3. The woman, in the middle of masturbating, is unable to contain her lust and willingly consents. 4. Since sexy time has been acquired true love is sure to follow.
>>31412523Tsumugu's preptime has nothing on Satsuki's preptime though. Girl's full of prep.But we're probably gonna need to go full tactical genius to fight him. Just because Tsumugu jobs against inhuman monsters and while wearing the Magical Jobbing Device (DTR) doesn't mean he isn't a very deadly close-quarters fighter against one-stars and up.
>>31412534This!Maiko pretends she broke her arm in one of his explosions. Jobmaster realizes he is the true monster, blowing up little girls and such. Then we jump him with a halfbrick in a sock.
>>31412587The thing is, Tsumugu won against Ryuuko in the canon because she was too reckless.In this timeline thought, she's not.As long as we don't rush headfirst into his traps, we're fine.This is the time where we should not press the shiny button.
>>31412580I was thinking that one of the lines in the last post hinted that they know who has it.>"Let me tell you two useful pieces of information. One: A Kamui is a Kamui. I don't care who owns it, it has to be destroyed. Two: You can't make me change my mind."They don't explicitly state which Kamui they know about, so for all we know they could be referring to Senketsu or Junketsu. >And as far as they know Senketsu is completely destroyed or stolen>stolenIf he's stolen, then they know that Ragyo or somebody related to Ragyo has him. But like I said, since they didn't explicitly say anything, we don't know how much they know.
>>31412479We could use hit-and-run tactics (or short-term guerillia warfare) to stall until our objectives are secured.Have we access to gaz weapons? Flash bombs? Sound grenade? Anything that damage the five senses? What about our stealth arsenal (I realize it won't be our forte, but...)?Also, fill the place with whatever death traps fill our sick minds. Turn speakers into sound torture. break the windows for broken glass. We only need to survive.What are our goals, exactly?
Back.
>>31412650After what we did to try and convince everyone Anaru and Satsuki totally weren't a thing. I doubt that's possible any more.Anyways, Tsumugu as of episode 5 seems to be the type to thoroughly research his opponents, so there's a fair chance we're in for a rough time anyways.
>>31412650Denpends on how shiny it is. A really shiny button still needs to be pressed.
>>31412323It's the weekend. Yesterday, Iori told you of some kind of breakthrough he's made in Kamui data analysis. He still needed a little more time to finish it, though. You should probably go and check on that.On the other hand, you told Mako you would help her prepare to create the Fight Club. She's a second year now, and finally able to submit the paperwork. Of course, you can do both of those things today, but something will have to come first.[ ] Go to Iori[ ] Go to Mako
>>31412852>[ ] Go to Mako
>>31412715Objective: Survive.
>>31412852[x] Go to MakoLet's give Iori a little more time for finish his work. We don't want to bother or rush him if he isn't done.
>>31412852>[X] Go to MakoIori's gotta wait i guess
>>31412852>[x] Go to Mako
>>31412852>[ ] Go to IoriCan't let those nerdy geeks think they're safe from our delinquentian...sy (?).
>>31412870>>31412884>>31412890>>31412907>>31412931
>>31412929delinquency
>>31412929>"Give me your lunch money, nerd!">"Matoi, what do you think you're doing?">"... I need my fix."
>>31412997And then our uniform gets restitched into a frilly pink dress.#basedIori
>>31413050>Have Nui defect>She designs our KamuisSteaky Steaky!
>>31412997>"Matoi, no,">"But-">"I literally don't have any money on me. Stop.">"Yeah, right, I be-">"No.">"Please! *hic*">Beings bawling>Grabs onto Iori's robes>Iori looks down, thoroughly disappointed>Maximum Sarcasm, Maximum monotone>"Oh no. please do not hurt me for my money. Please, take this and leave me alone." >Ryuko's eyes light up like christmas>Takes the money, pockets it, lightly punches Iori in the arm>"Yeah, you better beg nerd. Yeah. Got you good there. Yeah. Well, later DORKOORI!">Runs of like a giggling schoolgirl with a positively pink aura>Iori's face when
>>31413099On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely could we pull that off?
>>314131302-3
>>31413130Since we have the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, 'that', and /tg/ at the helm, 1000/10
>>31413137>>31413143SOUNDS GOOD TO ME! LET'S GET ON IT!
>>31413107I wish I wasn't locked up by a seven hour ride home.
>>31412852>[X] Go to Iori
>>31413099>>31413130I'd say around a 2, or 3: she's EXTREMELY loyal to Ragyo, so I don't think there's any chance of getting around that. Plus, even if we DO recruit her she's still an incredibly unstable and dangerous person - to tell the truth, it probably wouldn't be worth it strategically.
>>31413143>POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, 'that'We got none of those
>>31413107That's just fucking adorable.
>>31413169Not yet, you mean
>>31413107Hold on, wasn't Ryouko the bullied one back in the day?
>>31413130Give her the imouto loveBecome the powerfiber girls10
>>31413173We could just always go MAXIMUM asshole for our fix and bully the One-stars or Two-stars for their money, or if we're really desperate for our fix No-stars.
>>31413161I think at this point, we're a little past the recruitment stage yeah. Everybody's probably two invested in their plan to shake shit out, and really the only thing going for our side is hugs and Ryuko makeouts, only we don't know we've got that second thing in our "pros" column. Maybe if we'd taken a path where we'd run into Nui in earlier years and maybe started working on her a little, we could have flipped her, but now it doesn't seem so sure. We'd need some intense brainwashing shenanigans to pull it off, but I'm not sure it's physically possible to CONTAIN Nui long enough to stockholm her. Plus Ragyo would kick in our doors and ask for her Nui back, then EVERYBODY GETTIN' PURIFIED.
>>31413200Not for money, but we could secretly slip a one star uniform to a nostar then go full Gama on the poor kid
>>31413222But what if she ends up as our Viral?
>>31413200>one day Ryuko gets in a competitive mood>runs up to Uzu>"Hey dweeb! Give me your lunch money!">"Matoi, did you forget your money in your room again?">"I don't know what you're talking about nerdlord!">"Matoi if you want to borrow a couple of dollars to get some lunch, all you have to do is ask.">"I said hand it over loser!">Uzu just hands her a couple of bills and says "There, now go eat.">"Thanks! I mean, YEAH YOU BETTER RUN DORK!"
>>31413222I just had a thought. Since Ragyo currently thinks we're loyal and totally not an enemy, could we commission Nui to make shit for us? Surely she figured out we're making the Goku Uniforms somehow and they're clearly life-fiber made. So would she be cool getting us a Kumi made from Nui if we rented her?
>>31413282so basically, kevin from EEnE
>>31413282>Ryuuko kicks down random door, plans on mugging who ever is behind it>"Okay, hand over your mon-">Satsuki gives Ryuuko a long stare>"Ryuuko, are you in need of funds?">"Um, um... No?"
>>31413296Since Nui is incoming and is undercover for some reason, I doubt that's an option
>>31413222I see two approaches:1. Capture her and put her in Satsuki's rapecage. Then conversion by makeout sessions.2. Hugs and friendship. With both Ryoku and Satsuki. Also girly shopping trips, karaoke etc. Option 2 is the best one in my opinion. Still, chances of success are really low.
>>31413282>Satsuki notices Ryuko's delinquency.>Decides to join in.>Awkwardly approaches.>"H-hey d-dweeb... Give me your l-lunch money...?">"Um, Satsuki, what're you doing?">"I said give me your money! Dweeb!">"Oh god, did Ryuko put you up to this?">Satsuki looks away in embarrassment.>"N-no, I just wanted to see why she enjoys it so much...">Ryuko has been watching this whole time secretly.>"Satsuki, come here, let me show you how it's done.">runs up to Uzu>"Hey dweeb! Give me your lunch money!">"Matoi, did you forget your money in your room again?">"I don't know what you're talking about nerdlord!">"Matoi if you want to borrow a couple of dollars to get some lunch, all you have to do is ask.">"I said hand it over loser!">Uzu just hands her a couple of bills and says "There, now go eat.">"Thanks! I mean, YEAH YOU BETTER RUN DORK!">Satsuki is very confused.
>>31413343>1. Capture her and put her in Satsuki's rapecage. Then conversion by makeout sessions.we're not motherfucking ragyo, goddamnitif you really want to do this, can you at least keep your dick(s) in your pant(s) while you form a plan
>>31413320>>31413367>"Ryuko, have you been trying to mug your classmates again?">"Maybe...">"You don't need any money at all, do you?">"No...">"Go give Uzu his money back Ryuko.">"Okay...">"And Ryuko.">"Yeah?">"Next time, if you feel the urge to play deliquent, you know where to find me.">"Really?">Satsuki nods>"Thanks nee-chan!"
>>31413367>>31413282>>31413320Oh god, my heart.
>>31413395>yfw ryuko and satsuki go driving around the countryside, tipping cows, egging houses, and smashing mailboxes
This thread is half hearthwarming fun, half trying to make a waifu out of NuiPlease continue i'm too tired for not fidding it perfect
>>31413343I mean, that's basically the Stockholm plan as envisioned previously.The problem is, Nui is top tier antagonist and super broken. I do not know if it's possible to physically contain Nui or otherwise hold her attention long enough to actually flip her. To do that kind of PsyOps we have to have enough time to work on her, wear her down, make her feel like Ryuko and Satsuki will treat her better than Ragyo, and that Ragyo's plans are actually super boring. All while making sure Ragyo, the only person probably more broken than Nui, doesn't just fly in on a magical rape rainbow and steal Nui back and unbrainwash her.
>>31413431Don't forget the story, I'm still writing.
>>31413395D'aaw that's just cute.>Suddenly RAGYO ARRIVES!>"Hello everyone! My what lovely uniforms you have!">Random One-star scared shitless.>"U-uh... T-thank you Miss...">"Now you will hand it over to me!">"B-but, it's my only uniform! If I lose it I'll be a No-star!">"Well isn't that a shame? Here let me calm you down~">One-Star's mental molestation alarm on red alert.>"O-oh no Miss t-that's fine...">"You're coming with me.">Five minutes later.>"Thanks for the uniform kid~!">One-Star crying in shame.>Later in Satsuki's office.>"Mother, why are you wearing a One-star uniform?">"Oh, no reason~"
>>31413431*8/16ths heartwarming fun, 7/16ths trying to make a waifu out of nui, and 1/16th questjust kiddin votep, love ya
>>31413463
>>31413422>They try to hide after egging Tarakada's place>Can't because Satsuki can't turn off her charisma beams since she's having so much fun
>>31413367>Satsuki tries to figure out this delinquency thing>she tries it on Nonon>"H-hey, Nonon, I mean, music nerd...">"Satsuki-chan?">"Give me all your money.">"YES, RIGHT AWAY SATSUKI-SAMA! Is there anything else of mine... you'd like to take?">"No?">Satsuki thinks "I don't get why Ryuko finds this so fun...">Nonon and Satsuki stand there awkwardly for like, five minutes then Satsuki gives Nonon back her money>>31413463>Ragyo goes around wearing a uniform, trying to get Ryuko or Satsuki to try and take her "lunch money"jesus christ how horrifying
>>31413474>implying we won't be the waifu.
>>31413463>"Bullshit my dear mother, you don't wear clothes for "no reason"... I should know...">lone PTSD tear rolls down Satsuki's cheek
>>31413463>Senketsu try it>Ryuko wake up, start dressing up>"Give me your blood, loser!">"... Senketsu?">"Huh, since you do that all the time, I thought that's how you are supposed to ask for anything..."
>>31413463that's certainly not cute>>31413449Dude, let's not brainwash anyone. Unless you count trying to convince people wth legitimate arguments brainwashing.I mean, we're still supposed to be the lighter gray to Raygo's disco rainbow extravaganza, right?
>>31413543>"Oh my, is that a tear my daughter? Let mother make you feel better~">PTSD intensifies.
>>31413526>They try and beat up Takarada for his money>He just throws loads and loads of dosh at them until they go away>"Funny, usually I throw money at women to have them come to me, not the other way around">"Whatever, later dork!">Ryuko and Satsuki run off laughing into the night
>>31413566>"Senketsu are you trying to mug me?">"It looked fun and I didn't want to be left out...">"Alright Senke- I mean PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY BLOOD SIR!"
>>31413296Ragyou is under the (probably accurate) impression that her genes are crazy compatible with life fibers, so even with the exposure she might not think we're capable of handling a kamui.
>>31413610What about the daughter she knows about? Did they share enough genetic materials?
>>31413608
>>31413601>Ryuko comes looking for Satsuki, sees rainbows coming from under her door>"Nonon, get the blankets and cocoa, standard procedure."
>>31413539>Ragyo goes around wearing a uniform, trying to get Ryuko or Satsuki to try and take her "lunch money"She's gonna rummage through their lunch boxes alright
>>31413592It's not pretty, but there's not too many ways else to phrase it. To actually get Nui to come around, we would have to first deprogram her, and then effectively reprogram her with socially-acceptable conduct. It's kind of like a particularly intense therapy course. Currently, she feels her behavior is rational and acceptable, probably because Ragyo told her. What else do you call it when you try to break down someone's world-view and then have them rebuild it to something more resembling or following your own?
>>31413463>Satsuki is walking around the academy>notices a bunch of students, male and female, are missing from classes>suddenly runs into Ragyo wearing a male one-star uniform that's clearly too small>"M-mother? What are you doing here?">"Oh, I thought I'd drop by for a surprise inspection. I must admit, your students really are the cream of the crop, Satsuki. By the way, is it okay if I take this home? I think it looks great on me.">"Oh...sure?"
>>31412852You decide you should probably pay Mako a visit first. Iori might not be done with whatever he's doing yet. You head down to the slums, and to Mako's house. As it turns out, you don't even need to go there, as you meet Mako on the way."Oh, Ryuuko-chan! I was just going to come and see you!""Well, it looks like today the guards in tower have nothing to worry about." You chuckle. "So, what do you need help with?""Well, I was filling in the form, and I noticed something I didn't see there last time! I need at least one non-president member to make a club!"One member, huh?"Well, that's a bit of a problem. You'll need to find somebody interested in the club.""Can't you join it for me, Ryuuko-chan? Please?""While I'd love to help you, Student Council Vice-President can't join any clubs. It's not that I worry about the rules much, but I do worry about Satsuki's reaction.""Oh..." Mako looks sad. You try to think of something to help her.[ ] Suggest to make pamphlets and give them out[ ] Suggest to beat other students into submission until they join
>>31413592this a thousand timesremember, people, before anything else we're Satsuki's conscience - let's not go off making fucked up decisions.
Gentlemen, I hereby pass the motion that we make Maiko an occasional member of our adventure party in the same manner as Mako. Why you ask? She’s a backstabbing sniveling traitor who will look for an opportunity to ruse us over you say? That is why. When you know who the traitor on your team is you don’t have to worry about loyalties. Common movie logic dictates that a team can have only one dedicated traitor. If she’s the traitor then we can trust Inu to not betray us again in the future.
>>31413680[x] Suggest to make pamphlets and give them outMako is too nice to beat up random students on purpose.
>>31413680>[x] Suggest to make pamphlets and give them out, also beat other students into submission in your spare time.
>>31413680>[X] Suggest to beat other students up then give them a pamphletis violence ever not the answer?
>>31413680>[x] Suggest to beat other students into submission until they joinFIND ONLY THE MIGHTIEST FOR YOUR CLUB>>31413700>posting the inferior version
>>31413680>[ ] "You, club-less student! For not joining a club, you're now part of this one"
>>31413680[x]Suggest to beat other student into submission until they join the club>"Hey nerd, join the club and MAYBE I won't kick your ass!"
>>31413675>>31413680[ ] Suggest to make pamphlets and give them outbeating up sounds almost appropriate, but we'll never get genuine interest in the club by forcing people to join.
>>31413680>[ ] Suggest to make pamphlets and give them outAs much as I would love for Ryuko the terrible (bully) to intensify, we should not press this shiny button.
>>31413592I agree. If friendship and hugs won't do the trick then we just drop the Nui route.
>>31413770It's a fight club thoughIt would be like members of drawing club walking around showing pictures to people
>>31413753>"Hey No Star, do you want to join my club? Depending on your answer I may have to kick your ass!"
>>31413680>[ ] Suggest to beat other students into submission until they joinThe kind of people who would actually join a Fight Club will probably respond better to a show of force than some pansy-ass pamphlet.
>>31413680>Suggest we make and distribute pamphlets
>>31413713Well, go easy on Inu - he's not as combat capable as the others: Gamagoori is basically "MY NAME IS HUGE", Sanageyama is supposedly an extremely capable practitioner of kendo, we have fucking Jikyuuzan, Mako is...Mako, and even Nonon proved herself to be a capable hand to hand combatant out of her uniform after she joined Nudist BEAAAAAAAAAACH; Inumuta, on the other hand, probably can't even fight effectively without his uniform: out of all the Devas, he was the only one who didn't go into battle when they joined Nudist BEAAAAAACH.Can you blame him for not wanting to get fucked up on No-Late Day? Yeah, you can, but it's a minor thing is what I'm saying.
>>31413638The one she knows about already has one.
>>31413731>>31413738>>31413753>>31413810>>31413816The answers are a bit unclear, but this seems to be roughly the consensus.
>>31413850Slight majority move is to to find students who are either stronger or weaker, and punch them until they join Fight Club.
>>31413850>>31413893Stronger students, definitely. We need to prove how tough Mako is!
>>31413713I second the motion, our party has a severe lack of good old-fashioned ruseing.
>>31413847So we give him a fellow nerd to hang out with, a cute FEMALE nerd, that knows a bit about com-pu-tors and backstabbing. Then we help Nonon get Satsuki ang Gama get Mako. Sanageyamcha... lets set him up with the tennisgirl. We will help everybody find love!
>>31413850>mako ends up fighting Nui
>>31413939This is also an acceptable fate for Nui.
>>31413939>Mako tries to take her lunch money>She doesn't have any, so she takes her helicopter
>>31413937The fuck does shipping have to do with that post?
>>31413937Wait, I thought Inu would end up with IoriDamn, I'm such a fujoshit
>>31413937This is... acceptable.
>>31413990>fujoshit>>>/t/umblr/
>>31413937I'll personally make sure that never happens.Fuck you and everything you stand for.
>>31414023which paring pissed you off?
>>31414023Likewise, I suppose. I'm all for shipping, but let's keep it out of the quest unless VoteP presents it as an option.
>>31413974Shipping justifies everything!
>>31413675That sounds like a Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, and that's only one step down from actual brainwashing.>What else do you call it when you try to break down someone's world-view and then have them rebuild it to something more resembling or following your own?I'd say: a normal conversationYou see, if you convinced someone, it means that they allowed your arguments to reach them and accepted them as their new world-view. Charisma, how right your arguments sound, the person's education and belief, all that matter. Lies are not brainwashing because even if what you say is knowingly untrue, you still give people the possibility to accept it or not.On the other hand, brainwashing is forcing the worldview into the victime's mind. It implies massive conditioning (probably at least partially Pavlovian) and pretty much nothing else: by pushing a mind to it's breaking point, you make it bend in the direction you want. And who the victimes are or what they think is completly irrelevent.It's like the difference between suggesting to someone to go to bed early and using chlorophorm to make sure they fall asleep.I know that talking wouldn't probably work with Nui, or at least not without intense work for weeks, months, years, but I'd rather fail doing the right thing than succeed doing the wrong.
>>31413713Well, you know what they say - you can trust a dishonest man to be dishonest.
>>31414053This.OTPing is fine, but this ain't Takarada Shoujhoes. Unless the OP make it an option... let's keep it out of the quest.
>>31413680"...Well, it's the Fight Club. So...""So?" Mako looks at you curiously."So, to get people to join it, you should show that you're fit to be its president!""How?""Beat them up, and make them join!"Senketsu looks at you. "...Is that really a good idea, Ryuuko?""Beats me. But, with Mako executing it, it should be interesting." You snicker.Mako thinks for a while. You can almost hear the cogs turning in her head. Eventually, her face brightens up, and she nods. "Yeah! Then, there's no time to waste! I'm off to recruit members! See you later, Ryuuko-chan!" She storms off."I still think that's a bad idea.""Don't worry. Mako won't hurt anybody. ...Well, not intentionally, anyway." Senketsu sighs.With Mako gone, you have no more business around here, and you head back up to talk to Iori.
>>31414053That is a reasonable reason I find reasonable.
>>31414115>In b4 Nonon/Uzu a fightclub
>>31414046All of them.
>>31414115>Mako VS Nui FIGHT!
>>31414064Okay, no, stop. For real. For the sake of the quality of the thread, kindly pull your head out of your ass and stop acting like a giggling git; sage for irrelevant shit.
>>31414154>Mako forcing Nagita to join>HELP ME RYUKO
>>31414177sage posts still count in auto-sage limit.
>>31414222Ah, fuck. Nyx that, then.
>>31414177Aaaaaaaaaaand STOLEN
>>31414115>this awakens Mako's inner RULES OF NATURE!
>>31414066It's a fair point, I suppose now we're arguing semantics and scale.To me, even if it's very positive and to promote a more positive outcome, the kind of stuff we'd do and are talking about doing are a kind of conditioning (hugs, going out shopping, trying to have Nui come to realize she might like us better than Ragyo) that's akin to brainwashing anyway. Nui is not really the type to come around just from a conversation or two, unless we had something else to back up just us talking, so we'd have to throw some other manipulation in there.But, it's probably a moot point, as I said, there's not a logical reason to assume we'd have an opportunity to have Nui sit still long enough for even a persuasive conversation, let alone start influencing her with other methods. We're much more likely to be placed in an unfortunate situation with her, except Nui and Ragyo have a much more direct method of altering your brain.
>>31413193Those who are bullied become the bullies.
>>31414369Can confirm
>>31414369>>31414408Not always; can also confirm this myself.
>>31414115I can see where this is going.Does the phrase "And there were no survivors" ring a bell?>>31414423Bullies or bitches.
>>31414408>>31414423>>31414369>horrible people are usually bullied because they are horrible people, then they get power and bully others.Can confirm seen it before.
>>31414469No man, you get bullied for some arbitrary reason, realize that everyone else is a horrible person, and thus should be bullied.At least, that's the way it was for meSage for blog shit
>>31414463
>>31414512We still have not confirmed nor denied the existence of Life Fiber Sharks, with or without lasers.
>>31414512Well at least she's eating the whole shark and not just the fin.
>>31414499Pathetic, bad things happen to you so you lash out and inflict them on others, being so self-centered makes you horrible.also sage'd posts still apply to auto-sage limit
>>31414345I think you're making the problem way bigger than it actually is.Nui isn't really some kind of fanatic, and the motivations behind her loyalty to Ragyo are actually pretty damn weak, they more or less can be summed up as "I doesn't know any better" and "it's fun". She just SEEMS like a blindly loyal fanatic because she has absolutely no frame of reference considering everyone she's ever interacted with is either Ragyo, people who exist to kiss Ragyo's ass, people who she's been ordered to kill, or people who treat her like shit (justifiably since she's usually there to ruin their day, but that's beside the point). It's probably never occurred to her to not do what Ragyo says, but her "I go wherever I want and no one can stop me" mentality suggests that she'd probably warm up to the idea pretty quick.
>>31414115"You really like this lab, don't you, Ryuuko?", Senketsu sounds off as you ride the elevator down."I don't come here because I want to. But yes, I suppose I do end up spending a lot of time here.""Whenever we come here, I get this uncomfortable feeling. This is what humans must feel like when they go to a doctor." You can feel him shudder, and you chuckle."Don't worry. I don't think you're gonna get scanned today."The elevator arrives at the lab, and you step out. It seems work never ceases here, even on the weekends. You find Iori at the computer, as usual."Matoi. I've just finished processing the data. We need to talk.""What is it?""After months of comparing the data I have on Senketsu and Junketsu, I've come to a conclusion. The evolution capability Senketsu has is unique to him. I've managed to find what resembles neural networks in the structures of both Kamui. While Senketsu's resembles that of a human being, Junketsu's thought processes are closer to those of a simple carnivore animal.""So, what you're saying is, Senketsu is smart, and Junketsu is dumb?" You try to boil down the elaborate explanation to its essence.Iori sighs. "If you put it that way, yes. However, as Junketsu is pretty much feral, it strives to take over Lady Satsuki's body whenever she uses it, as part of its instinct. I have reasons to believe we could change that. Could you ask Lady Satsuki to bring Junketsu here for a little test?"[ ] Yes[ ] No
>>31414620>[X] YesBut inform him we can't guarantee everything.Also does he have any lunch money
>>31414620>[X] If it's something senketsu has to himself shouldn't we try and strengthen him first?
>>31414620[x] YesIt's time.
>>31414620>[ ] Yes
>>31414620>[ ] YesJunketsu not being a dickbutt sounds like a positive thing.
>>31414620[ ] YesWhy refuse? It seems quite reasonable.
>>31414620>[x] Yes
>>31414620>[x] YesSo, Tsumugu's totally gonna bust in while we're experimenting with making Junketsu more docile, isn't he?
>>31414653>>31414679>>31414683>>31414686>>31414687
>>31414585Nui is effectively more of Ragyo's daughter than Ryuuko or Satsuki ever was.There's utterly _nothing_ to turn her around.
>>31414585It's like some smelly hipster trying to turn around the Kardashians or Paris Hilton, honestly. See, just how well would that go down?
>>31414727>some smelly hipster
>>31414705This. I know a lot of people like Nui, but trying to ally with her is like trying to ally with Rei or Ragyo herself.
>>31414776Except that isn't true at all if you stop and think for two seconds.She has no strong reason to be on Ragyo's side. She obviously doesn't give a fuck about the ideals behind the conflict, and her entire character is built around "I do whatever I want because fuck you".Her motivation for siding with Ragyo is because that's the status quo and nothing ever happens to change it. It is never shown to be any deeper than that.
>>31414992What? You serious? If that's true, then why'd she fucking decapitate herself when Ragyo said so?
>>31414705When you think about it, that's probably one of the saddest thing about Nui: That girl lives in a platonic cave, and no one even think of bringing her outside simply because they think, with good reasons I must say, that she'll rush back in at the first occasion.If anything, we should feel sorry for her. And, I don't know, ask her if she ever thought about a different life.
>>31415013Because she didn't gave a fuck either way?
>>31414992Sounds like you're getting ahead of yourself, here.
>>31415013We don't know what she really is. She didn't kill herself, she became part of the original life fiber, which birthed her. Remember when Ragyo told her to do it she got excited like she had been waiting to do that since forever.
>>31415065Oh, it should be perfectly 'armless to speculate on that.
>>31415013What else was she going to do at that point? Let Ragyo die then get chopped into ribbons by Ryuko and Satsuki? Everyone was all-in by that point in the story.Anyway it's not like the decapitation actually killed her, she just became clothes, she was still speaking to Ragyo afterwards.
>>31415067>Remember when Ragyo told her to do it she got excited like she had been waiting to do that since forever.yeah, exactlyshe's obstinately on the side of the life fibers, and not just because "i feel like it"
>>31415065Cut it out, man. We don't need(le) to expand upon the topic
>>31415109Haha! Good old Carlos!
>>31414992No, somebody who decapitates her self on orders with a smile on her face (Also, the only time she ever called Ragyo "mama") has some deep-seated (if very fucked up) loyalty. Giant Space Nui mode or no. Now, there are ways around that kind of loyalty, just, like I said, I don't know if we have the timeframe or the physical capability to arrange that situation. Also, not sure if we could get Nui to seriously pay attention to such a conversation. Or if we want seriousface Nui. >>31415065>>31415081>>31415109Fuckin' Carlos.
>>31415109But things were just a bout to come to a head!
>>31415013Supposedly, this is actually something that doesn't come up in the anime itself but the director (I think?) explained at some interview:Nui is/was supposed to be a tragic character who simply wanted to be understood. Her harassing Satsuki and later Ryoku was her trying to connect with them. She was being honest when she told Ryoko that she (Nui) was the only one that could understand her, it wasn't simply a taunt.Then Ryoko later cuts off Nui's arms and tells Nui to go fuck herself. She loses it and goes crying to Ragyo who does accept her. Nui sacrifices herself and joins the OLF simply because she wanted to be understood and used by Ragyo because she had no other options left.Note that I can't actually find said interview, so someone may have been making shit up (who would lie on the internet?) but the theory makes sense anyway.
>>31415087You're so focused on the trees you can't see the forest.Of course fusing with the OLF would seem great to her at that point, why would she need a human body when all the humans were about to be wiped out?It's not like any human ever gave a single shit about how she felt, so of course she wouldn't give a shit about them. Maybe if she had a reason to give a shit she's think twice about obliterating the human race.
>>31415160In the end, who the fuck cares. Bitch be dead.
>>31415183In this continuity she isn't, which is sort of the point.
>>31415154That's what i got from watching the anime.
>>31415196She won't not be dead soon enough.hope OP delivers Mako beatdowns so this leaves
>>31415209Same, I'm not sure how you can watch it and NOT get that, but I guess some people just cannot into character motivations unless they're clearly explained in some big speech (which I'm sure they would have been had Trigger not ditched every single sub-plot that they set up in the first cour. LOOKING AT YOU, LIFE FIBER MAGIC BULLET).
>>31415160>>31415154>>31415139Well, to summarize, Nui is a psychological minefield and a half, and also a top-tier combatant. While it would be very easy to construct an argument that would play to her psychological issues and try and convince her to switch sides, given how temperamental she is, that could easily end up with her going full psycho. We could easily try to work on her, but at the same time, trying to do so is extremely risky because we don't have any good options to actually make a reasonable argument with her. And also keep her from tattling to Ragyo.Ultimately, it would be good for her and greatly strategic for us, but at this point the flow of the story isn't moving in that direction, so we may have missed opportunities to try and pull Nui in. It'd help if we actually knew she existed, which Ryuko doesn't. (Be real easy to get Satsuki on board, just drop the "Well, she's exactly like us, except she's never had a daddy or an older sister to counterbalance discomilf"). It's something we should keep in our back pocket, but we can't obsess over like it's the end-all and be-all. Also she still killed our dad, and that kind of sucks.
>>31415230Aw come on, I hate Nui for being such a rude bitch, but would it really be so terrible if she, say, found out about Satsuki and Ryuko being fused with Life Fibers and was convinced to join us because we'd treat her better than Ragyo?Then again, maybe Nui likes the constant fucking and negligence.
>>31414620"Sure. But, again, no promises."You go up to the Student Council chambers, and explain the situation to Satsuki."If it can help me use Junketsu with less strain, I don't see a reason not to do it."Satsuki changes into a uniform roughly resembling Junketsu, except completely devoid of Life Fibers. The two of you ride the elevator down to the lab. Iori takes the Kamui from Satsuki, and pins it onto a wall of the observation chamber."Now, Lady Satsuki, Matoi. I will need to take blood samples from you.""What for?", you ask. You hate needles, and this will involve one."It's part of the experiment. Blood stimulates the Life Fibers in a Kamui, and Senketsu used yours to accelerate his evolution."You reluctantly allow Iori to stab your arm with a needle and draw a little blood into a syringe. Satsuki is way more brave, or just better at pretending. Iori goes away for a moment, and comes back with what looks like a needle gun. He then shoots Junketsu with several needles.Seeing your and Satsuki's puzzled expressions, he explains. "What I just shot into Junketsu was a mixture of your blood, and special Life Fibers created basing on data from Senketsu. This should cause Junketsu to gradually gain the same adaptability Senketsu possesses.""How long do you think this will take, Iori?", Satsuki asks."There's no way of telling, or if it will work at all. For now, I suggest you treat it with the same caution as before, and keep an eye out for any changes."
Dudes, I'm not asking to transform this thread into "Let's Redempt Nui Quest". I'm just saying we could try to, y'know, get her side of the story.Frankly, everyone could be boil down to the answers to the two fundamental questions: "Who are you?" and "What do you want?". I'm not sure we should condemne anyone until they answered both, or failed to answer.
>>31415304MY BODY IS READY
>>31415317>Nui backstoryI'd be okay with this. Or at least having Newspaper Boy be a friendly rival for a while before we're all "surprised" that's he was Nui the whole time.
>>31415304>[X] ask him about powering up Senketsu.
>>31415282Yeah, the whole "killed our dad" thing will probably not promote friendship when discovered. Buuuut, if OP decides so then Nui was not the killer in this continuity. Instead Rei did something useful for once (she killed him with a conventional GUN!).
>>31415304Satsuki taking even more charge than usual.
>>31415350Rei being the killer would be so much better. It'd give her a role that doesn't involve licking Raygo's boot.
>>31415304T... talking Junketsu confirmed?
>>31415290Well, I mean, if one were to construct a list of activities Nui is shown enjoying, it would mostly be limited to killin' stuff, sewing things and make-outs. And I guess trying to make people freak out and stab her or other people. >>31415350We just need to check who has the eyepatch.So we can rip out their other eye with our bare hands like fucking Kill Bill. >>31415377Not that Ragyo's the very active type, but it might also be interesting if she did something personally prior to the climax also. I mean, apparently she's had giant needle swords the entire time.
>>31415377Look at it this way, if we flip Nui, Rei will be forced to become relevant to fill the narrative void.It'd be pretty sweet if Rei got to do something other than be a Wacky Arm-Waving Inflatable Tube-Man for one scene before never being relevant again.
>>31415377Licking Ragyo's boot is a full time job.Thus she would have to kill our dad as part of her "Dad-killing-hobby" or something.
>>31415402>I mean, apparently she's had giant needle swords the entire time.That she didn't even need until she was being attacked by two people with two swords each. Bitch snapped Bakuzan in half with her bare hands! And she got bigger than Gama!
>>31415183>He doesn't know about "that" theoryYou poor bastard.
>>31415548I was going to mention that but I don't really see a need. It's not like we know anything for sure yet.
>>31415548THE MAKO FORM IS DEAD, I-I-INSECT
>>31415568>Join me!>Nah
>>31415483Also, apparently she can fly on her own. Just give gravity the middle finger. Not even Nui does that, though Nui also has the inexplicable clones shit.
>>31415548See, if we let the Nui issue proceed normally she'll kill Mako and wear her skin so that she can finally have the friends she always wanted in the epilogue.You don't want Mako to be killed and worn as a meat-suit do you?
>>31415568Best twist ever.>>31415584Best line ever.God I love that game.
>>31415304A certain question has been bothering you for a while now. Since you're here, you might as well ask Iori about it."Hey, Iori. Do you think you could, uh, rebuild Senketsu?""...I'm afraid that's impossible. Even creating those several Life Fibers for the experiment just now took me months of research. Recreating most of a Kamui would take me years.""Oh, okay.", you say, disappointed."Don't worry, Ryuuko.", Senketsu chimes in. "I can't tell where the rest of my body is, but I have a feeling we will eventually retrieve it.""A feeling?""Humans would call it "a gut feeling", I suppose."Iori tells you he wants to run several more scans on Junketsu, which will take a while, so you and Satsuki leave the lab for the time being. You spend some time sitting in the tower's central room. Suddenly, Iori runs out of the elevator, panting."T-this is terrible...""What happened?", Satsuki and you ask."I'm afraid... Junketsu has been stolen."
>>31415632Bollocks.
>>31415568>>31415597We aren't sure Mako is dead. It could be that Nui's life fibers are inside her controlling her as a parasite.I can't wait for Gama to find out.
>>31415632You had one job Iori.ONE. JOB.
>>31415632
>>31415632Oh.......fuck........
>>31415632>"I'm afraid... Junketsu has been stolen."
>>31415632The stakes have been raised.[x]Contact Maiko[x]Ask Iori for a description[x]Gather the entire fucking school[x]Hunt the culprit down like a wild dog
>>31415661You said it, Mobster Kingpin.[X] Pursue the naked asshole
>>31415632>"I'm afraid... Junketsu has been stolen."Somehow I'm not really surprised.
>>31415687I bet it was that faggot who stole the one-star uniform in episode 1.Nigga stepped his game the fuck up
>>31415632of course it has been stolen.
How the fuck did they even get in there?
>>31415687waitMAIKO FUCKING TOOK JUNKETSU INSTEAD OF SENKETSUSON OF A BITCH
>>31415736How the fuck do you think?It's either Nui or Maiko, and neither of them can be stopped.Or maybe Tsumugu stepped his game the fuck up, but I doubt that.
>>31415707>>31415758Or those two are working together pulling of the ultimate heist.
>>31415632It's Mako
>>31415632i bet tsumugi did this.
>>31415758>>31415769>MaikoThis is bad, Maiko isn't strong enough to handle Junketsu. It's going to consume her.
What if it's rusemaster?
>>31415632>"Iori. Bring me everyone.">"What do you mean 'everyone', Satsuki-sama?">"EV-RY-OOOOOOONE."
>>31415793Thats too terrifying to consider. Stop scaring us!
>>31415803>>31415803>>31415803RED FUCKING ALERT
>>31415803>>This is bad, Maiko isn't strong enough to handle Junketsu. It's going to consume her.>imploding
>>31415803I like to think Maiko is smart enough to know that stealing something that belongs to Satsuki is a really bad idea.
>>31415861She did plan on replacing Satsuki with a violent coup. And if she's the only one around with a kamui...
>>31415837Maiko couldn't overcome Senketsu's will to hold her back, what makes you think she can overcome Junketsu's will to dominate?It was actually stolen Tsugumugukabuku anyway so it doesn't matter.
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>>31415837>imploding indeed
>>31415632A wild tsumugu approaches. A possible Nui approaches. Mako's fightclub expands and Junketsu having been rused away from us. The plot thickens...
Why is Maiko so best girl?
>>31415949It's the smile.
>>31415949The glasses. Or that she knows what she want's and goes for it.Or that she trolls people for a living
>>31415973Not just the smile
It occurs to me that unless Maiko somehow got a hold of Inu's data, she shouldn't even know what the fuck Junketsu is. Satsuki hasn't activated him outside the lab I don't think.
>>31415949The way she never gives up?
>>31416153Good point. So either she hacked him (doubtful to say the least) or he told her.
>>31415632Satsuki gathers all of the Student Council in the main room, and Iori explains what happened. Apparently, a single man managed to break into the laboratory, force his way through all of the defenses, and steal Junketsu."Inumuta, do we have any security camera footage of the attacker?", Satsuki asks."Yes, here." A recording from the cameras plays on the large screen behind Satsuki's throne. A ripped guy with a mohawk can be seen firing at One-Star security with what looks like something between a gun and a miniature sewing machine."Who is this guy?", you ask.Inumuta starts typing on his computer. "His appearance and weapon of choice match our data on the Anti-Uniform Guerrilla.""Anti-Uniform Guerrilla?""The man responsible for most of the attacks on academies under our control. His real name is unknown, but his affiliation with Nudist Beach is pretty clear."This seems odd. "What would Nudist Beach need a Kamui for?""They likely don't explicitly need it. Rather, they want to destroy it. However, considering he hasn't done so on the spot, he probably needs to do something with it first. Gather some data, perhaps?"Sanageyama suddenly stands up. "Then, what are we sitting around here for?! We need to retrieve it! Lady Satsuki, may I go after him?"Satsuki closes her eyes. "Do as you wish."Is this really a good idea?[ ] Offer to go instead[ ] Offer to go with him[ ] Do nothing
>>31416153It could always be Tsumugu. He could be destroying Junketsu any moment now.
>>31416204Or it wasn't Maiko.
>>31416213>go with himDOUBLE RIDER KICK!
>>31416213>[ ] Offer to go with him
>>31416213> [x] Offer to go with him
>>31416213[X] Offer to go with him
>>31416213>[ ] Offer to go with himEVERYBODY moves out!
>>31416213>[x] Offer to go with himMaximum force to bear. Well, technically, we want to achieve maximum result with minimal effort, but still, we need to do our utmost to effectively disable the Guerrilla and recover Junketsu.
>>31416213>[x] Offer to go with himOr, if it's an option, [x] GET EVERYONE TO GO
>>31416213>[x] Offer to go with him
>>31416227>>31416240>>31416243>>31416244>>31416248
>>31416213>[ ] Offer to go with himMonkey will just get exploded by all the traps if he goes alone.
>>31416213>[X] Offer to go with him[ELECTRIC SHAMISEN INTENSIFIES]
>>31416258>>31416256E-VER-YYYYYY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONELady Satsuki herself have been stolen from! This affront CANNOT be allowed to stand - the Devas and Vice-President of the Student Council should all move out together!
>>31416213>>31416272I've been waiting so long to post this.[ELECTRIC SHAMISEN INTENSIFIES]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ka0WFqftA
Hmmm...I suggest we hang back and watch the battle for a bit. We need to find out who is the ultimate jobmaster.
>>31416304>>31415812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c
>>31416277>>31416312>this is when Sageyama for being completely fuck useless learns how to man up and MEN DOU KOTE his failures away.How to make a jobber stop being a Jobber:Have him beat a bigger jobber.if we can stop him now, then everything will be good.
>>31416331But we're going after the undisputed king of jobbing
>>31416304This. Mohawk is not walking away from this one.Having him as a hostage might allow us to gain an advantage in dealings with NB.
>>31416331I have a feeling Monkey will get BANANA'd by land mines or something before we even catch up.
>>31416331I think Uzu is required to lose as far as jobbing is concerned as the whole point of jobbing is to show how badass the new guy (Tsumugu) is. Had he already been introduced, than it would be anyone's game, though Tsumugu would probably lose as Nudist Beach does jack shit.
>>31416304>>31416364Thirded. One, it'd allowed us to overpower Tsumugu easily, and more importantly it'd set a very good example for anyone else who thinks of fucking with the Student Council; if VoteP would allow it, maybe we could have Ryuko suggest this?
I suppose if you guys like the idea so much, I can roll with it.
>>31416356>Uzu>jobbingNot after this.
>>31416304>>31416355I have never been more proud of you glorious faggots
>>31416447>OP is disappointed because we want the blind monkey to stop jobbing for once cause we feel bad that we made him essentially irrelevant.
>>31416447Iori's gonna get kidnapped by Nui.
>>31416498I'm not disappointed, it's your story, after all.I'll need to plan for this change, though.
>>31416386Nah, we'll just apply katana.And if that doesn't workWe'll use more Katana.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvDxv2Qhrhw
>>31416498Well, think of it like this: Monkey by himself still had a chance of jobbing to Tsumugu; with everyone, he won't.
>>31416498He didn't have to job in this fight though, he has Ryuko with him. We could have totally bopped Tsumugu's tits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4oimminent thread theme
>>31416522no op the story belongs to the QM and the voters equally, you have the world and we have ryuko.
>>31416553>mfw Satsuki shuts us down
>>31416553But Tsumugu is the one who fires weapons all the time and never hits anything>onechan amongI mean, I guess onee-chan will be among us, captcha.
>>31416213You stand up. "No."Everyone gives you confused looks. "What's wrong, Matoi?", Sanageyama asks."This guy is dangerous, he stole something vital to our plan, and intends to destroy it. We can't take any chances. We should all go."A tiny smile appears on Satsuki's face. "Then, I will go as well. It's my uniform that's at stake here, after all.""Where do we go, though?", you ask."We know of a hideout Mikisugi Aikurou makes use of on the edge of the slums. It would probably be a good place to start." Inumuta displays photos of the area on the big screen.
>>31416732Oh Tsumugu's in trouble now.
>>31416732>A tiny smile appears on Satsuki's face.
>>31416801
>>31416794Assuming he's actually there. We might just scare the everloving shit out of Mikisugi.
>>31416732Alright, we go in swift and silent. SWAT Tactics, except we don't have to knock to deliver the warrant. The Student council, backed by members of their various committees. Archery and Javelins as snipers, Disciplinary committee as riot shields. Some of Nonon's one-stars as heavy artillery with their tubas and shit.Breach and clear.
>>31416839I just meant when we do find him. I mean what's the worst that can happen?
>>31416732
>>31416732That filthy nudist might be a big guy but we will teach him the meaning of jobbing.Hmmm... Since EVERYONE is coming after him that means he will be in maximum prepmode, right (challengerating and such)? If so, his defeat will be more of a glorious defeat rather than plainly jobbing. That idea pleases me. Tsumugu might become relevant again.
>>31416867I agree with this, but we shouldn't literally have every single one star on the field. Don't want to leave the castle unguarded or anything. And plus Mohawk would notice that many people coming for him.An elite strike team of the best the student body has to offer is good enough.
>>31416732rip in fucking pieces tsumugu
>>31416910Yeah, I meant, like, small fire-teams from those clubs/groups. Similar to how the tri-city raids went, just on a police scale, rather than a military invasion scale. The idea is not that the one-stars we bring will necessarily stop him, he's proven a match for their like already, but mostly that we have agents in place to spot and mark him, and maybe slow him down long enough for a Student Council Member to get on him and pin him down, if not all of us.
>>31416908Here's the best part: he's not expecting all of us to come.
>>31416980>Tsumugu calls for backup>we have a pitched battle with Nudist Beach at the height of their strength
>>31416732I'm interested in how OP is going to make this upcoming fight not hopelessly onesided but still believable.Tsumugu at best could take on a 2 star, there's no way in hell he should be able to do anything against the entire fucking elite 4, Satsuki, and Ryuko. Even lacking Junketsu and Senketsu, this should be a total curbstomp.The only way I can think is that he holds Junketsu hostage and avoids the fight altogether.
>>31417023Pft - NOT hopelessly onesided? Let's be real, here:this isn't even gonna be about fighting Tsumugu as much as it's gonna be about sending a message. It's gonna be a beatdown, pure and simple - he fucked with Honnouji and now he's getting the horns.
>>31417023Tsumugu took down Ryuko and a bunch of clubs. I do agree that he's massively outgunned but maybe he's stronger in this alternate timeline?
>>31417079>>31417076Well, he has been practicing. But more likely, he'll start kicking the shit out of us untransformed, and the Devas will either transform up (which will be useful), or Satsuki will have a go at him because she's currently non-fibering.
>>31417079Remember, that episode wasn't on his turf. He had a day at the most to prepare all of that. Now we are going on to HIS turf. Booby traps everywhere.
>>31417103>>31417104I do hope he get to show off some sweet nudist moves before we triumph. If he gets to not suck (for a bit atleast) in this timeline then that would be glorious.
Need to sleep...You all keep on fighting the good fight!
Sorry, guys, I wasn't expecting this outcome, so I don't have anything planned. I'll have to end this early today, and figure out how not to make Tsumugu look like Jobber Supreme, all the while maintaining believability.
>>31417445WOOO! WE BROKE OP
>>31417445Give Tsumugu some help. This quest is off the rails anyway, so why not make Nudist Beach more formidable opponents since Ryuuko isn't fighting Satsuki anymore.Throw in some OC's.
>>31417445Oh man, this is probably gonna be good and I'm probably gonna miss it.
Just thought of something there guys. If we're about to get down with nudist beach.......who's gonna keep a eye on Mako while busy beating people to join her club and potentially take over the school?
>>31417445Honestly, I'd say just have him surprise us, on an IC level. He's had practice, so he should know a few tactics that'd be effective, at least against one-stars. A couple pipe bombs here, catch a deva by surprise with some needles and force them to pick them all out of the uniform before they can fight him, etc, etc.He probably shouldn't win, but he could probably shake us up real good. Just, y'know, throw some shit in there. If he obliterates waves of mooks but has to make a strategic withdrawal from the Student Council, it's what he would do.(Or Ryuko could just get hit with some needles and go PTSD and this whole thing gets way psychological)
>>31417559oh god.she's gonna end up recruiting the whole fucking school while we're gone, isn't she?
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>>31417584I don't know if the rules allow students to be members of more than one club or sports team, though.Not that Mako would allow the rules to stop her without Gamagori to tell her about them
>>31417584YUP! Herself, Maiko and Nui. Just think of it as the Naturals Election all over again....sort of
>>31417617>the newspaper club becomes a dominant force in the school's politics, to the point where it can't be ignored
>>31417708Nui is Rupert Murdoch
NB mooks are now armed (and competent!) with needle guns and grenades. Nowhere near as many crazy batman gadgets as Tsumugu, but just enough to pose a threat to one-stars and harass two-stars with a bit of prep-time.DTRs are now more durable/heavily armed and used as heavy support instead of mookmobiles. One poses a threat to the average two-star, and several can occupy a three-star. They also now have a couple prototypes of Takarada's crab mech if they *really* need to mess with a deva.Mikisugi now uses acupuncture as a weapon instead of just a comedy/exposition device. There, I fixed NB.
>>31417948Alternatively, NB members could actually draw and fire their sidearms on foot as opposed to just using them to hide their naughty bits.
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>>31417948>>31417984You're asking them to make sense.Isn't that a bit much?
