PREVIOUS THREADS!!!: http://pastebin.com/Zy1UxnyHToday we attempt to not get murdered.
>Today we attempt to not get murdered.But we got Nui with us!Understand this as you will
Yo, where did everybody go?
>>31483010On the last episode of No-Star Quest:Nui bathes us.We possibly get raped.We get molested.We get new clothes.We get a bitchin' rat mask.We teach Nui a crash course on how to fly a helicopter.We get escorted by armed men to a crazy person called sarge. Not sure if this is preferable spending time with Nui in a helicopter full of explosives.. Who's here? Who's ready? Should I just post the last part?
I guess I'll have to catch up with this thread later, I'm too tired.Good luck.
>>31483104They died.RIP anons ???-2013+1
>>31483031Nui's more likely to give us head than she is to kill us.
>>31483107Waiting warmly
>>31483107>Should I just post the last part?To prevent confusion, this is probably a good idea.
>>31483107I'm here and ready!
>>31483136Then heeeeeeeeeere we go!>>31483107"Sure, that's fine, t-take me to him."The men form a triangle around you, one in front, two in the back, and you are escorted into the factory. It's a big fucking building. Tons of clothes being produced, workers look tired, it's unethically hot, this probably breaks a few regulations.They take you to a room and open the door. A man is staring at a whiteboard."Sarge, we got a man here without prior notice, he says he wants a meeting with the boss," one of the men says.Sarge doesn't even turn around. "Oh, that's okay, there's probably a misunderstanding we can work out." He speaks in perfect English."H-he's from REVOCS, sir."Sarge spins around to face you, a crazy look in his eye. "What?"[ ] "I was sent here by REVOCS, I don't work nor affiliate with them."[ ] "I'm from REVOCS, I'm here to see the man who hired you."[ ] "I'm from REVOCS, I'm here to blow shit up." Attack the sarge.
>>31483107>We possibly get raped.>We get molested.I knew today was a good day.
>>31483151>[ ] "I'm from REVOCS, I'm here to see the man who hired you."After the things we've had done to us, it'd be rude to say we don't work or affiliate with REVOCS. Nui touched us in the bits and kissed us!
>>31483151>[ ] "I'm from REVOCS, I'm here to see the man who hired you."
>>31483151>[ ] "I'm from REVOCS, I'm here to blow shit up." Attack the sarge.
>>31483151>[ ] "I'm from REVOCS, I'm here to see the man who hired you."Rat-faced diplomacy, GO!
>>31483151"I was sent here by REVOCS, I don't work nor affiliate with them."
>>31483151>[x] "I'm from REVOCS, I'm here to see the man who hired you."I can't tell if they're scared of REVOCS or about to fly into a rage. Hoping for scared!
>>31483166>>31483167>>31483183>>31483197>>31483173You fools! You'll doom us all!
>>31483166>>31483167>>31483183>>31483197Heheh.
>>31483237>implyingWe have Nui with us. She's not gonna let anything bad happen. I'm sure she'd be willing to give us a helping hand.Yes, that's a triple entendre.
>>31483246"I'm fruh-from REVOCS. I'm-""You're from WHAT!?!""R-REVOCS, and-""FROM FUCKING- YOU'RE FROM FUCKING REVOCS!!!""Y-YES!""AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WALK IN," he waves his arms in the air while humming a toon, then abruptly stops and throws his face into yours, "AND TELL TO ME, FUCKING ME, THAT YOU'RE FROM REVOCS!"[ ] Y-yes?[ ] N-no?[ ] Yes.[ ] What's your problem with REVOCS? They just sell clothes.
At least we have COVERS and Nui nearby in case shit goes south.>inb4 its 95% cotton and Nui took the chopper for a joyride
>>31483329>[ ] Yes.
>>31483329[X] A little help, Nui?Alternatively[X] Yes.
>>31483329>[ ] Yes.Get ready to call in backup from our waifu. She's not gonna let these pricks talk shit at us.
>>31483314>>31483335>We have Nui with usMate, I'm trying to get us out of her debt, and you want to make us owe her more! You accursed fools!>>31483329>Yes.
>>31483329>[x] Yes.
>>31483329>[ ] What's your problem with REVOCS? They just sell clothes.Shiny.
>>31483369>trying to get us our of her debtSon, we're already balls deep in Nui route. She is our waifu now, and we might maybe be her husbando. Shit happens, you know?
>>31483369>Mate, I'm trying to get us out of her debt, and you want to make us owe her more! You accursed fools!They got us by the balls as much as possible, so I doubt we can dig any deeper hole
>>31483335Well, Ragyo did say it was practical training-wheels by her standard. I'm not sure you should rely on it TOO much. But then again, it's Ragyo we're talking about, we could be in, like 75% life-fibers and have no clue. Decisions, decisions. >>31483369And there is literally one anon that thinks in the long run. We're so deep in debt right now it isn't even funny. I know, I keep track. She's Tom Nook-ing us so hard. EVERYONE is. >captcha: accepting thctlthah
>>31483382>>31483389Oh god I want to get of this ride. WHERE'S THE FUCKING EXIT!?>>31483399See!? Even OP says I'm right. You damn fools!
>>31483399>>31483420But not going Nui route isn't as fun. This is a unique opportunity to be evil bastards with evil waifus for once. Why not roll with it?God damn Nui I hate you so much, but the pussy game is ridiculous.
>>31483440Because I want to be the evil guy in charge, not one of the henchman! And that will never happen if we are forever in someones debt!And we can still go Nui route without being Discomilfs bitch!
>>31483509We don't need to be out of debt to take some charge you know, but if we don't play along, we don't get such a helpful head start. Besides, the position we're in now isn't all that bad. One might even say it could come in handy.
>>31483349>>31483361>>31483362>>31483368>>31483369>>31483375 [spolier] Saved. Thanks. [/spoiler]"Yes," you say, as you stare him in the face blankly.The man known as sarge blinks. He can't seem to believe you're reaction."And you think...""Yes.""That I...""Yeeees.""Will just, you know, let you see my employer."Yes."His arms drop, his shoulders slump. "Well alright then."The men behind you shift anxiously. You hear the door open, and they quietly file out. The door closes with a click audible in the awkwardly silent room."YOU FUCKING BITCH CUNT FUCKER I'LL SHRED YOU TO BITS BEFORE YOU EVEN LEAVE THIS OFFICE, DO YOU HEAR ME YOU DAMN RAT-BASTARD!?! I SWEAR, YOU LITTLE SHIT, I SERVED IN FUCKING IRAQ, I KNOW MY DAMN STUFF!!! I CAN WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!?! DO YOU -KNOW- WHY I HATE REVOCS!?! WELL DO YOU SON!!!"The mask tells you. Apparently he was a member of a mercenary group used by REVOCS for some dirty work. They were called the Tactical Guerrillas, or /tg/ for short. Apperently they're all like this, all the time, shouting at each other and at outsiders, but if they get their collective shit straight, apperently they work wonders.You look up. The sarge is panting on his desk.[ ] "So can I see you're employer now, or should I just go?"[ ] "Uhhhh..."[ ] "It's... It's gonna be okay."
>>31483551AND I WAS DOING SO WELL WITH THE SPOILERS FOR SO LONG!!!! HAS MY REIGN ENDED!?!
>>31483568Press ctrl+s when you're typing.It might help a lot.
>>31483551>[ ] "It's... It's gonna be okay."
>>31483551>/tg/Hue[X] "So can I see you're employer now, or should I just go?"
Debt free:>lived in a sewer>oppressed by upper class>leader is goddamn terrifying and hates your guts>forced to undergo dangerous ordeals at their whims just to surviveLoads of debt:>live in a nice bedroom>snuggled by upper class>leader is goddamn terrifying and fixes your bad back>sent on dangerous ordeals with backup and a non-zero chance of payment
>>31483551>[ ] "So can I see you're employer now, or should I just go?"Look man, are we gonna get through this meeting or not? I got a 2 o'clock molestation and a 3 o'clock bath. And so help me if I miss my 4:35 chakra purification, I will NOT be in a good mood.
>>31483551[x] Angry Marine copypasta hereActually, forget that>[x] "So can I see you're employer now, or should I just go?"
>>31483545Oh damn you and your logical thinking, I can't say no to that!>>31483551>[X] "So can I see you're employer now, or should I just go?">>31483568Yes.
>>31483593Quiet you, no one needed your logical arguments
>>31483603>I can't say no to that!Were you truly under the delusion that you ever could? Just look at those faces. They love us!
>>31483551If you wanted him to be /tg/ you really should have just had him sayhttp://pastebin.com/HBCCsZei
>>31483551>[x] "So can I see you're employer now, or should I just go?"
>>31483593More like:Debt free:>live in bitchin' underground pad, all your fucking necessities with your damn classics there>sweet job as living punching bag, lots of friends to help you train for it>got some chick with cuh-razy good eyebrows eyin' you up>you can watch anaru from a distance and wonder if you'll ever get hair like that >fite nonon for pomp touch Debt:>cute chick wants yo' dick>/ss/>name-tags so you don't forget what's Nui's and what's also Nui's>great bed, but no other accesories to sewer pad's level of awesomeI dunno here, man.
>>31483582>>31483585>>31483587>>31483595>>31483602>>31483658They win. Writing.
>>31483709"So, uh, can I suh-see your employer, or shuh-should I go?"The sarge looks at you. "You don't fucking know, man. Working for that... discomilf. Her fucking hair shining everywhere while that little chocolate girl tells us what to do. Everyone's smirking, people are getting "free samples" of REVOCS clothing. But I've seen what's in the underwear, I know what RAVOCS really is."You lean in. Could he tell you something you don't know?"I've seen what it all does. It makes people taller, faster, stronger, lither. Hell, some even get powers or some shit. It's like she didn't think some of us would notice."What didn't you see? What could you have missed!?! Just how deep down this rabbit hole are you?"They turn you into friggin' elves, man."...wut? Elves?"HUMANS ARE HUMANS!!! WE'RE ALL ABOUT THE 'HUMANITY FUCK YEAH'! WE'RE ABOUT NUKING SHIT THAT BOTHERS US AND KICKING NATURE'S FAT FUCKING COW-TITS OUT OF OUR FACE! NOT LIKE THOSE PANSY ELVES, SCAMPERING THROUGH FORESTS AND PRAISING NATURE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT!!!This man has gone crazy. This man thinks clothing turns you into elves. You wonder if all the shit you're being put through will turn you this crazy.[ ] "Just calm down."[ ] Laugh.[ ] "... I just wanted to see your boss..."[ ] "NUIIII!!!"
>>31483847[x] "NUIIII!!!"This motherfucker's crazy.
>>31483847>[ ] Laugh.
>>31483847>[X] "Just calm down."Seriously people, if we play this right he could be a valuable ally
>>31483682>great bed, but no other accesories to sewer pad's level of awesomeOh yeah, we never did get to play Super Nui Adventure. I wonder if we could ask Hououououmaru to get everything.
>>31483876You know what's funny about this quest is people have to gauge which catatonic maniac they trust the most. I guess I'm doing my job right.
>>31483847>[X] "NUIIII!!!"I want to escape to Nui to get back into the comfort zoneLet me repeat: NUI IS NOW MY COMFORT ZONEI don't know how to take this
>>31483847>[ ] "... I just wanted to see your boss..."Damn, he got SO close to the truth.
>>31483847>"They turn you into friggin' elves, man."[x] "Just calm down."
>>31483877>"Hououououmaru, would you be so kind as to get some of this boy's things from his former dwelling? Nui and I need to reward him for a job well done.>>31483917I trust Nui. Just because she's crazy and full of ruses doesn't mean I don't. We've already slept in the same bed as her nude. If she were going to do something really bad to us, she already would have.
>>31483948You mean she already didn't?
>>31483917You are, you truly areOn a side note, you people are making me die from laughter
>>31483948There was that thing with the table and the fiber going into our eye.
>>31483847>[X] "Just calm down."
>>31483964>>31483988We're still alive, for now. That's a start. Let's just enjoy the ride.God these double entendres will never stop being easy. They're even easier than Nonon.
>>31483869>>31483932>>31483875>>31483922>>31483933>>31483876>>31484001I'm gonna fucking explode. why does votecount fag have to go to sleep
>>31484040You missed >>31483945
>>31484060I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO CALM HIM DOWN THEN!!!
>>31484067GOOD, HE SOUNDS LIKE HE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN A LITTLE BIT!
>>31484067>>31484100Yeah, he's gotta keep his chin up and keep it cool.
>>31484067You hold out your hands in front of your chest. "Just calm down."He looks you in the eye, with a deeply disturbing and crazy look. To a lesser man, this would be pants-shittingly terrifying. But you were molested (possibly) 3 times in the past 24 hours, and have faced the mother of all evil gazes."Take off the mask.""Wh-what?""Prove to me you're not one of them. Take off the mask."[ ] Take off the mask.[ ] "You're crazy."[ ] "THE AGE OF MAN IS OVER!!!"[ ] "NUI GET YOUR PINK ASS IN HERE OR I'M GONNA GET MURDERED!!!"
>>31484159>[ ] "THE AGE OF MAN IS OVER!!!"
>>31484159[X] Take off the mask.Please people, this guy could be an awesome character if we keep him alive!
>>31484159>[X] Take off the mask.We never did look in the mirror, did we?
>>31484159>[ ] "NUI GET YOUR PINK ASS IN HERE OR I'M GONNA GET MURDERED!!!"Her ass won't be the only thing that's pink when we're done with her.Because we're gonna smooch her on the cheek in front of Ragyo and embarrass her.
>>31484159>[x] Take off the mask.I hope he doesn't think our probably glowing/purple/pulsating eye is... elfy.
>>31484159[X] "THE AGE OF MAN IS OVER"
If we don't become life fiber Venom I will be a little upset.
>>31484216>>31484184>>31484187>>31484216>>31484200Please people, I beseech you! If we wait just a little longer the button will be so shiny, we will be blinded by its shine, so please, wait for the shiniest of the buttons!
>>31484159>[ ] Take off the mask.
>>31484241BUT WHICH BUTTON IS THE SHINY RED BUTTON!?! WE'RE COLOR BLIND HERE!!! HELL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH CHOICE IS WORSE!!!!Also come one guys come to an agreement.
>>31484159>[X] Take off the maskWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>31484241But what's the button gonna do?Is is going to be a "molest Ragyo and Nui at the same time" button? Because that's the biggest, shiniest, reddest, deadliest, funnest button I can imagine pressing.>>31484266There's 5 for taking off the mask now.
>>31484188>>31484195>>31484211>>31484256>>31484271>>31484266There's your damn agreement!>>31484275It will do all that and more, one must merely wait and be patient
>>31484275>implying you can molest those who are on top of the food chain>implying you aren't going to get counter-molested >implying you fags aren't going to fucking love it Also writing.
>>31484288>It will do all that and moreDon't get my hopes up like that anon. Don't just say things like that. You don't realize that I'm genuinely hoping for waifuing Nui in this. And on top of that hoping for a crossover into Anaru Quest where we have Fate/Nui against Anaru/Satsuki, and maybe redemption for Fate/Nui.
>>31484314Have I ever once implied I wouldn't love it?
>>31484314Your hands shake a bit as one reaches to the back of your head, the other towards the front of the mask. Slowly, slowly, you lift.The sarge deadpans. Rolling to see... well, I won't say.
Rolled 2>>31484346i cant into dicedamn it all to hell
Rolled 20>>31484346Can't into dice?
Rolled 20>>31484359ohlordyherewego
>>31484321And you don't realize that I am trying to slowly facilitate those as possibilities!>>31484359Oh god, I don't want to see how this turns out.
>>31484369>>31484370Huh
Rolled 2>>31484359>>31484369>>31484370... one more roll. Two 20s can't be ignored. You might've been saved, or wrecked.
>>31484369>>31484370
>>31484377A man after my own heart. I've misjudged you anon. You're alright.
>>31484359Oh look It's a SKELETON under there!
Rolled 20>>31484379The dice gods be flippin' us
>>31484410>>31484394>>31484370>>31484369>>31484359What the honest fuck?
>>31484397And I have misjudged you. Let us pray that the dice gods don't screw us over
Rolled 8>>31484422I don't know, I'm just the anon that rolled 2 of those 20's in a row.Dem die gods man
>>31484359>>31484369>>31484370>>31484394>>31484410Oh god all of the 2's.
>Ragyou thinking of new ways to molest Satsuki>"Maybe with my ears... no, too round, but if I made them long and pointy... no, too floppy.... but not if I reinforce them with life fibers!">"Gonna need a test subject, BRING ME YOUR SLAVE NUI."
>>31484394"You're Fate Keiro. You're Fate fucking Keiro."No, what you are is fucking panicing."You're the Satoru Keiro's son!"It looks like he know's dad."Do you have any idea how many lives your daddy's ruined? How many companies that he's taken down? Clothing companies?"Your sweating bullets."You're father is a filthy elf-apologist!"[ ] "NUI NUI NUI NUI NUI"[ ] "MY DAD'S IN FUCKING JAIL!"[ ] "I CAN EXPLAIN NOTHING!"[ ] "ACCEPT YOUR FATE, MORTAL!"
>>31484517[X] "ACCEPT YOUR FATE, MORTAL!"Press press press.
>>31484517[X] "ACCEPT YOUR FATE MORTAL"
>>31484517>[ ] "I CAN EXPLAIN NOTHING!"
>>31484517>[ ] "MY DAD'S IN FUCKING JAIL!"
>>31484473Anon don't do that to me while I'm writing. We're the dumbass bunch of the group, aren't we? The type that made Nonon pomp-crazy rather then cock-hungry >inb4 everyone is pomp-crazy
>>31484517[x] "I CAN EXPLAIN NOTHING!">"I don't know shit about my dad or the things he's done! All I know is that I got some cute pink bitch out front in a helicopter waiting for me! Let me have this, man!"
>>31484517>[X] "I CAN EXPLAIN NOTHING!"Welp, we're screwed
>>31484565Not yet we're not. With any luck will will be soon.
>>31484517>[ ] "ACCEPT YOUR FATE, MORTAL!"
>>31484547At least I feel being out of their mind is part of fate's characterization, riding on a wave of lucky misfortune.
>>31484517>[x] "I CAN EXPLAIN NOTHING!"And we don't know nothing about no elves. And we have a helicopter full of explosives. Would elves or their minions use helicopters and explosives? Fuck no, they'd use pansy ass electric cars and a box full of termites.
>>31484517>[X] "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE!!!! I DONT EVEN ANYMORE!!!!! WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!!
>>31484517>[x] "ACCEPT YOUR FATE, MORTAL!"
>>31484517>[x] "I CAN EXPLAIN NOTHING!"
>>31484531>>31484532>>31484588>>31484535>>31484556>>31484565While we wait for one of the votes to hit 5, I have something to say.Sitting here, watching us sit in an unknown factory in India, with a crazy man I based off of /tg/, I want you to know I didn't ask for this.It was going to be about some wimpy kid following in the shadow of Anaru, sadly idolizing him while failing. Then I came up with the diabolical idea of getting him involved with Nui. I formed other background information and Fate's past around this.It was supposed to be about wit and espionage. But my evil nature wouldn't allow that. Now we're stumbling through our lives, trying to figure out who the fuck hit us in the back of the head with a baseball hat.I expected the factory to have exploded already. Instead, we're here, with an elf obsecced maniac that some people find safer than our allies.I love all of you fags.>>31484628>>31484653>>31484650Huh.
>>31484677>>31484679I guess we can't explain it.
>>31484688Honestly can you even explain it?Fucking Tzeench rage quit last thread.Creed is just somehow patiently waiting.
>>31484679I think you win /tg/ tonight, OP
>>31484679>>[x] "I CAN EXPLAIN NOTHING!"OP I love you more than I love Cosgrove, please never change
>>31484688To be fair, we really can't explain shit other than the fact that we have a crazy blonde waifu and get told my discomilf to go do things.We're just sort of going with the flow knowing that this is somehow the best option for ourselves.
>>31484688"I CAN EXPLAIN NUH-NOTHING!!!"The sarge shouts. He pulls out a pistol."OH SHIT MAN!!!" you scream out, diving away behind the desk as he fires."HOLD STILL YOU CUNT I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU!!!""I DUNNO IT'D SUCK IF I DIED!!!""THINK OF ALL THE GOOD IT'D DO FOR HUMANITY!!!""I'M NOT AN ELF!!!""YOU'RE A SYMPATHIZER, SAME SHIT, EITHER WAY OFF TO ELFSCHWITZ YOU GO!!!""I DIDN'T GET TO WRITE A DIARY YET PLEASE I'M SO YOUNG!!!"The door burst open. The men are standing there, baffled."Elves?"You slide between their legs, and the sarge puts three in one of the men's crotch."Aie," he says softly, before promptly falling forward.[ ] To the hellicopter![ ] Pull a fire alarm, cause a panic![ ] "NUI I NEED HELP!!!"[ ] Find the boss of this shit!
>>31484774>[ ] Find the boss of this shit!
>>31484774>ELFSCHWITZ[X] Find the bossACCOMPLISH OUR MISSION
>>31484774>[X] "NUI I NEED HELP!!!"FUCK EVERYTHINGACQUIRE NUI
>>31484774>[x ] Pull a fire alarm, cause a panic!
>>31484774>elfschwitzPlease OP, no. My sides can only take so much.>[x] Find the boss of this shit!
>>31484774>[x] Pull a fire alarm, cause a panic!then>[x] "NUI I NEED HELP!!!"To hell with the boss of this shit, the boss of OUR shit wants minimal casualties and the factory destroyed so lets at least get the workers out.
>>31484774>[X] Pull a fire alarm, cause a panic!I really want to see where this goes.I mean how bad can we fuck this place up without Nui? Just because of the simple fact we have no fucking idea what's going on.
>>31484774[X] "NUI I NEED HELP!!!"PANIC! WE HAVE SHOTS FIRED AND NEED A BULLET DODGING QT STAT!
Did we ever retrieve our mask?
>>31484839We have it. We took it off, we never put it down. Didn't put it back on, though.
>>31484774[X] Find the boss of this shit!
>>31484789>>31484798>>31484806>>31484812>>31484813>>31484852Oh thank god I had the funniest shit planned for this.
>>31484888How are pressing the buttons? They're not wen red anymore,
>>31484911*How are we still
>>31484911>>31484928It's hard to not push the shiny button when they're all shiny buttons in their own special way.
>>31484911They're better than red.
>>31484888"AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGH!!!" the sarge's battle cry reaches your ears as he fires wildly. You wonder how much bullets he has.People panic, running and screaming. An alarm goes off. Huh, you had briefly thought of pulling an alarm, but it seems you've caused enough of a mess to warrant someone else doing it.You throw on your mask and turn on the thermal setting, looking around. You find a man sitting down in a room by himself. From his body language, he looks stunned. You head in that direction."I SWEAR TO GOD IF I CATCH YOU!!!" you hear sarge screeching.After a while of panicked running and a few narrowly-missed shots, you make it to a door. "Manager's Office" is on the front.You kick down the door. A business-dressed man looks at you, frightened.[ ] "Hello, I'm afraid I don't have an appointment today, but I feel you can work me in."[ ] "THIS IS FOR ELROND, FAGGOT!" Throw him out the three-story window.[ ] "CALL HIM OFF, HE'S GONE HAYWIRE!"
>>31485006>[ ] "THIS IS FOR ELROND, FAGGOT!" Throw him out the three-story window.I want to say this so badly, but my actual answer is gonna have to be [X] "CALL HIM OFF, HE'S GONE HAYWIRE!"
>>31485006>[ ] "Hello, I'm afraid I don't have an appointment today, but I feel you can work me in."followed by>[ ] "CALL HIM OFF, HE'S GONE HAYWIRE!"
>>31485006>[ ] "Hello, I'm afraid I don't have an appointment today, but I feel you can work me in."
>>31485006>[ ] "CALL HIM OFF, HE'S GONE HAYWIRE!"
>>31485006[x] "CALL HIM OFF, HE'S GONE HAYWIRE!"Nui's gonna be so happy we did it by ourselves.
>>31485006>[x] "CALL HIM OFF, HE'S GONE HAYWIRE!">inb4 he thinks the manager is with the elves too and keeps shooting
>>31485006>[x] "CALL HIM OFF, HE'S GONE HAYWIRE!"followed by>[x] "Hello, I'm afraid I don't have an appointment today, but I feel you can work me in."
>>31485006[X] "Hello, I'm afraid I don't have an appointment today, but I feel you can work me in."Come on, we've got to diplomance this!
Are we still alive
>>31485197No.Shut up im trying to make this epic.
>>31485208It's okay OP, I believe in you
>>31485208We trust you OP, you've yet to let us down
>>31485022>>31485040>>31485050>>31485061>>31485085>>31485087>>31485022>>31485040>>31485050>>31485061>>31485085>>31485087"CALL HIM OFF, HE'S GONE HUH-HAYWIRE!!!" you scream at the man."PATTON, STOP YOUR RAMPAGE IMMEDIA-"The sarge runs in, shouting and firing, you dodge as the businessman takes two bullets to the shoulder. The sarge continues to fire, but only clicks come out."PATTON WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!" shouts the business man, clutching his shoulder."I'M ANGRY!!! ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!!!""PATTOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!""YOU!" the sarge, apperently named Patton, points at you. "I MAY NOT HAVE BULLETS, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TAKE YOU DOWN!""PATTON WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHAT IS GOING ON!" the businessman asks, terrified."ELVES ARE USING CLOTHING TO TURN US! IT'S THE ELFACALYPSE! THE ONLY WAY WE CAN DEFEAT THEM IS BY WEEDING OUT THE SYMPATHIZERS, AND THROUGH GOOD OLD HUMAN GENOCIDE!!!""PATTON YOU'RE FIRED!""IT'S FOR HUMANITY!!!""PLEASE STOP!" you shout."SHUT UP, ELF-FUCKER!"[ ] Jump out the window.[ ] Hold the bossman hostage.[ ] Final showdown with Patton.
>>31485260>[ ] Final showdown with Patton.
>>31485260>[ ] Final showdown with Patton.Show him the power of elves!
>>31485260>[ ] Final showdown with Patton.THIS ONE'S FOR THE PINK!
>>31485260>[ ] Final showdown with Patton.Is this it? Is this the fabled shiny button?
>>31485260>[x] Final showdown with Patton.DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAY
>>31485260>[x] Final showdown with Patton.BOSS THEME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnp3AgXP0dU
>>31485260>[X] Final showdown with Patton.Truly, it is the shiniest I have seen!
> [x] Final showdown with PattonTHE SHINIEST!
>>31485274>>31485279>>31485283>>31485292>>31485294>>31485295>>31485299I'll start writing as soon as I calm down.I'm having too much fun.
>>31485338I love that you get so god-damn excited about this. WOOOOOOOOOOO
>>31485338Oh boy, maybe we'll get rewarded for this if we win. And maybe we'll even be conscious this time!
>>31485338It is truly a fable! The shiniest of buttons, and one who can produce them well, and enjoys it! I have truly entered the promised land!
>>31485338here we go
>Ragyo listening to Patton's ranting about elves>decides that sounds like fun>we wake up an elf
>>31485338Be honest, how long did you expect us to go without our Bubblegum Waifu, and how much have we blown that expectation out of the water.
>>31485338and then OP died of fun overdose
>>31485338You stand in front of the businessman and look at Patton. "PATTON, MAN, I GOTTA STOP YA'!""BRING IT YOU CHODE-CHEWING BREAKFAST-PLATTER!!!"Breakfast platter?Your hesitation is taken full advantage of. Patton charges. You react faster than you'd expect to this, but Patton gets the chance he needs.You're slammed into the businessman's desk. He squeals like a girl.You take a punch to the face. Then another.You attempt to throw a punch, only to have your fist caught and pinned down."NOT TODAY YOU-"You headbutt him. You feel blood dripping on your face. His nose looks broken."FUUUUUUUUCK!!!"You're on autopilot at this point. You take his shoulders and try to push him off of you. You shove him back with strength you didn't know you had. He holds tight, though, pulling you stumbling forward with him. You use this momentum to deliver a punch to the side of the head, then stabilize yourself, and sock him a more accurate one.He's dazed, but you know he's strong. You need to act fast.You slam both fists on the back of his head, then sweep him into a princess carry. He's heavier than he looks, but you're operating on sheer crazy.Readying yourself and facing towards the windown, you scream "THIS IS FOR ELROND, FAGGOT!!!"It all goes in slow motion. He flyies, shouting in a low "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The glass shatters from behind him, little pieces of glass slowly drifting behind him, some flying into the room, glinting the Indian sunlight through their little lenses.He flies down, and hits the ground. You look down, to see him groan. This fucker took a three story drop. He's tough.You look at the businessman. He looks like he's about to shit himself.[ ] "Well, go on, off you go." Gesture toward the window.[ ] "Here, let me get that for you." Throw him out the window.[ ] "Sorry about that. Say, are you available at, about, right now?"[ ] "I'm out." Book it to the helicopter.
>>31485573>[ ] "Sorry about that. Say, are you available at, about, right now?"
>>31485573[X] "Sorry about that. Say, are you available at, about, right now?"
>>31485573>[x] "Sorry about that. Say, are you available at, about, right now?"
>>31485573>but you're operating on sheer crazy.all day every day>[ ] "Sorry about that. Say, are you available at, about, right now?"like nothing happened
>>31485573Going off the rails on a crazy train!>[X] "Well, go on, off you go." Gesture toward the window.
>>31485598>>31485602>>31485605>>31485609>>31485614Fuck you guys are hype.
>>31485628mostly I see us convincing him to side with REVOCS, calling Ragyo to tell her the good news, then going home for some congratulatory not bad touches
>>31485628Fuck you man.I have work to go to tomorrow and you've got me so hyped I can't sleep.
>>31485573>[X] Shout after him "No human could take that fall, Soon you will be one of us!">[X] "Sorry about that. Say, are you available at, about, right now?"
>>31485621Discomilf told us not to kill unless we had to. Sending Nui makes me wonder if she even cares, but orders are orders.
>>31485628"Suh-sorry about that. Say, are you avalah-available at, about, right now?"The man looks at you."I'll take that as a yes."You walk over to the back of the room, take one of the chairs lined up there, drag it to the front of the desk, and sit down.You open your mouth, ready to get this started. And then you realize, you did all of this, all of this crazy shit, so you wouldn't blow the cover you've already long since completely destroyed. You have literally no reason to be here.Except...Except you did it. Even though it might not have been for anything, you still won somehow. Two days in a row, kicking tyrants in the face and throwing veterans out windows. You should put this on a damn resume.[ ] Custom (first choice to 5 votes)
>>31485703[x] "Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Mr. Businessman?"
>>31485703Flirt with him.Something like,"Do you work here? Or is it just me?"
>>31485703[X] Tell him to get everyone out, set the charges, attempt to "Cool guys dont look at explosions", fail horribly at that, but not care because Nui thinks it was cool.
>>31485703So, how about those Mets?
>>31485703>[x] "I am here on behalf of Ragyo Kiryuin and would like to request that you willing give this factory to the Kiryuin Conglomerate. Of course we can always discuss the style of compensation mister Patton recieved."Do it people, follow me!
>>31485728This. Tell him to sound a general evacuation order for the factory, then set the charges and do the explosion-framed walk back to the chopper.
>>31485668But we aren't killing him, he's exiting stage left.
>>31485703"We at REVOCS would like to make a business proposal. We would provide you with a COMPETENT security force etc. etc. (other benifts I can't think of) but only if you allow us to supply all of your fabric."
>>31485740>>31485728>>31485703these basically>>31485719almost to good to not lead with
>>31485728This. Gotta complete the mission.
>>31485740Are we just goignt o get ourselves, like, a hoard of No-Star namefags, while Anaru's namefags progress through the ranks until we have a showdown?
>>31485728Gonna third this.
>>31485740>>31485751YES.
>>31485719> "Because Mr. Patton couldn't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch... And look what happened to him."
>>31485774Maybe
>>31485774>goignt ogoing toDamn am I excited.But seriously don't do this I don't knwo how I'll keep track of everything.
>>31485774Yes. All of my yes.
>>31485773Screw the mission! We diplomancing now boy!
>>31485774you have my support No-Star Writer, even from my phone at workeven if OP made me Junketsu...... keep up the good work seriously
>>31485774Just remember, I will always be here, haunting your nightmares. FOREVER
>>31485812Lemme get this straight, you're sitting there, watching me work my brain trying to figure the fuck out what the hell these wonderful idiots want, when you could just do this shit for me?...Well I didn't need your cheating-ass anyway.
>>31485812Calm down there friend. I feel a potential circle jerk coming on. We still got a mission to complete.
>>31485834on my phone at work, can't even get my name typed in most of the time>didn't even see you were on til a while ago
>>31485834HAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>31485842DIPLOMANCING IS THE ONLY WAY!
>>31485842Shit you're right, I guess I'm going with >>31485754>Of course we can always discuss the style of compensation mister Patton recieved.Sorry, I just want clarification on this part.
>>31485867We threaten him with the explosives if he doesn't comply.We may be diplomats, but we aren't bitches,at least, not unwillingly.
>>31485886Ah. The good ol' "If you don't work with me, that means you'll have what he's having," routine. Gotcha.Writin'.
>>31485867We threaten to throw him out the window and blow the factory to kingdom come. Simple
>>31485867sounds goodgotta get back, break over. seriously though dude, if I can get here for the next/future threads then I'll vote fag. loving the quest so far and seriously looking forward to seeing how this turns out later.
>>31485899We're going to blow the place up either way. The only difference is if he's leaving through the door or the window.>>31485905I actually want to start it at a time convenient for everyone. Don't know how I'll do that, with what VoteOP doing his thing at those slots, and I don't want to step on his toes.Alright. NOW I'm writing.
>>31485931maybe try starting around the same time as his next time just to see how it goes? with the time to type updates I think we can HYPE for two
>>31485867"Alright, let's get you up to spuh-speed," you say, taking a relaxed position on the chair. "I come here on behalf of Ragyo Kiryuin." The man pales, you continue. "I would like you to willingly give this factory over to the Kiryuin cuh-Conglomerate.""I-I just can't HAND you the factory, I mean, I need..."A letter flies into his face. He pulls it off and looks at you."Open it," you say as you feel someone step behind you and wrap her arms around your shoulders.The businessman is not looking good as he shakily opens the envelope, to reveal a contract. He looks up and down from the contract to you and Nui."Sign it," says Nui happily.He can barely keep his hand stable as he puts pen to paper, signing where needed."I'd suggest you get out soon!" says Nui, yanking the contract back with a red string coming from her finger. "I set up explosives aaaaallllll over the place!"The man looks shocked for an instant before getting up and running. You and Nui laugh."Come on," Nui says, patting the side of your face and making you wince, slight bruising starting to form from where you took Patton's fist, "lets go."You get up and walk side by side with Nui, telling her your side of the story, while Nui tells her. She snuck around setting bombs until you started a panic, to which she just got up and started putting them around the factory normally.All and all, you had an interesting day.Almost to the helicopter, Nui walks behind you and covers your ears. You have little time to think on what the hell is going on before you hear a loud bang, followed by heat and the smell of plaster and burning. Nui lets go of your ears and hops into the helicopter.You put your arms on Nui's chair while she starts up the copter, humming. You enjoy the scenery of the sky, happy to just get some form of a break.
Op are you kill?
>>31486126>>31486128Heh heh.
>>31486126awww
>>31486126Sasuga, No-Star OP. Great writing as always, and have a good night.
>>31486143It's like when your cat brings you a dead animal. You should be scared, or upset, but...
>>31486126Nui is love, Nui is life.
>>31486126Sigh, of course it ends here! Truly, astoundingly impressive writing as usual OP
>>31486126Alrighty, I can still fucking go, man. But I can't have all you fuckers falling asleep on me. So, do you want to start the next part, or are we done for tonight... today.
>>31486175I can go for a bit more
>>31486126I brought you gifts!MURDER GIFTS
>>31486175I will be awake forever! I need not sleep nor food nor drink nor air itself! I am eternal!
>>31486175i can go
>>31486184Truely, you are, overdramatic Fuck I just realised it took us 2 nights to get out of the fucking factory... chapter, arc, part, whatever, of this story.
>>31486207I'm also kinda crazy, and surprisingly never voting for the buttons!
>>31486207don't we still have another one?
>>31486207eh, we all kinda clonked out during the last thread
>>31486215Bullshit.Everyone voted for the final showdown.I wanted him to get his ass kicked, but... then there was that window there... I mean... it had to be done.>>31486234I have something nasty in store for that one.>>31486178>>31486184>>31486193Okay then. We'll at least get just a bit more in.Let's just chill a sec, talk for a bit about what the fuck is going on, what you all think. I'd love to hear opinions while I try to calm myself down a bit.
>>31486207It was worth it OP.Also please continue, awaiting Mission Complete Molestings .
>>31486239People only started dropping dead around 5, so we can get through a debriefing from Ragyou at least.
>>31486250Okay so I voted for one button, but I knew we'd win that fight. I had total confidence that we wouldn't get crushed under the giant foot of Patton.
>>31486250I'm having a grand old time, OP. The hype, the insanity, the Nui-cat tendencies are all amazing!
>>31486175SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
>>31486252>>31486259>>31486270>>31486278Alrigthy then. Rev it up, we'll do a debriefing and day-end before I let you all go.You all ready?>>31486273 When oh when shall I use catgirl Nui.
Thread is kill
>>31486250Will Patton return? I need more anger directed towards the elven people
>>31486352HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!He thinks running will save him.>>31486358Sometimes, characters come that are too good to be let go. Patton is one of those characters. He's too deep in the conspiracy for anyone to ignore him! He's pieced together too much! >inb4 final boss is Fate and Anaru vs. Elf Overlord
>>31486380nah.>Helicopter ride home.>nui asks what elves are>says she thinks we'd be cute with elf ears
>>31486407>Kill la Kill Quest: The Elvaning Stay out of the woods
>"ELVES ARE USING CLOTHING TO TURN US! IT'S THE ELFACALYPSE! THE ONLY WAY WE CAN DEFEAT THEM IS BY WEEDING OUT THE SYMPATHIZERS, AND THROUGH GOOD OLD HUMAN GENOCIDE!!!">AND THROUGH GOOD OLD HUMAN GENOCIDE!!!">HUMAN GENOCIDE
>sneak into Patton's room at night>do reconstructive surgery on his ears>replace all his clothing with revocs brand clothing>drop him off at honnouji.
>>31486380PATTON MUST MAKE HIS GLORIOUS RETURN!On an entirely unrelated note, I wonder what would happen if Ryuuko ever learnt we manipulated her and her friend to unlock the Nui route? Anyone care to take a gander?
>>31486126http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWhcTesRFq0The helicopter slowly touches down in front of Ragyo and her secretary, the doors opening to reveal you and Nui standing there, you with your rat mask in hand."You did wonderfully out there, Fate, Nui," Ragyo starts."I can admit," she says with an amused smile, "you were a bit... over-the-top, but, what's life without a little... style."She smiles, grimly. "La vie est drole."That woman scares you.Her secretary steps forward, as Nui walks out and into the elevator. The secretary glares at Nui quickly through her glasses, and Nui meets it with a cheery gaze. You've got yourself a friendly business environment here."We've been watching you through the mask, and through cameras installed in the helicopter."Oh."Suh-so you saw...""Everything.""It appears," says Ragyo, bemusedly, "that we are on the verge of a fantasy revolution." She leans in, "The elves are coming." Then she throws her head back, laughing.You smile nervously, the secretary does nothing.[ ] "So, uh, can I go home now?"[ ] "I'm sorry, I don't think we were ever properly introduced. I'd like to know who I'm working with."[ ] Stay silent.
>>31486526>[X] "...You aren't really elves are you?"
>>31486526>[x] Stay silent.We will begin our journey to being the strong silent type! It will be a nice contrast to EVERYONE ELSE'S screaming warrior.
>>31486526>[ ] "I'm sorry, I don't think we were ever properly introduced. I'd like to know who I'm working with."
>>31486526>>weakly chuckle
>>31486543Seconding
>>31486526>Laugh maniacally
>>31486543>>31486572Are we really going to button push NOW of all times!? Fuck, thirded
>>31486584>Try your hardest to laugh maniacally
>>31486543>>31486572>>31486594>>31486554>>31486584>>31486602You guys concern me.
Do both.
>>31486607ssh it's ok embrace the elves and laughterthere's no going back now
>>31486626>>31486607Doin' both...
>>31486607We should, we truly, truly should. Otherwise we wouldn't be doing our job
>[x] Ask if they're elves>[x] Laugh awkwardly when she tells us they're FUCKING ALIEN CLOTHING
>>31486637>"eh same thing"
We should really hang out with Rei at some point, if opportunity arrivesI'd like some sanity in people around us
>>31486668Seconded, Thirded, Fourthed and Fifthed by me!
>>31486633Your nervous smile turns into a nervous chuckle, which turns into nervous laughter, which turns into nervous hysterical laugh while your eyes dart from Ragyo to the secretary.They stare. You suddenly stop."Uhhh... y-your not ruh-really elves, right?"They stare."I've, uh, been through a lot, the puh-past two days.""I'm sure you have," the secretary says. Ragyo just smirks."Life fibers," is all Ragyo says."I'm sorry?""Come with me." She turns around. Her secretary keeps her gaze on you for a little longer, before following. You tag behind the both of them.You all stand in the elevator."So, uh...""Believe me," Ragyo says, "what you're about to see will make the myths and legends of elves look like a children's story.""S-so you aren't..."Ragyo looks at you, bemusedly, the secretary stares. "No," the secretary says. At least you got an answer.The doors open, and Ragyo leads you through the maze of halls. The trip passes in awkward silence, before you're brought to a of double doors. The secretary opens one, allowing Ragyo to walk through, and then looks at you.You shuffle through.
>>31486712>inb4 Nui somehow makes her ears longer just to fuck with us
>>31486747>inb4 Nui somehow makes our ears longer just to fuck with usfixed
>>31486712You are standing on a metal platform, looking down at Nui, who appears to be making something with red threads. The threads wind and twist throughout the entire room."These," Ragyo gestures, "are life-fibers. They are what made you powerful enough to take on a veteran soldier today.""Huh-how?" you ask.She turns, and gives you that day-ruining smile. "They are stitched into your clothing."You look down at your all white outfit. Those red fibers are in it?When you look up, Ragyo is in front of you, putting her hands on your shoulders. "These are what makes Honnouji Academy so powerful. They are a key component in the Goku Uniforms."She leans in. "Most experience a boost in strength and intelligence while wearing life-fiber apparel, but, we don't simply invite anyone to this place." She puts her mouth next to your ear. "You are... a special case."Your heart is beating strongly. "Whu-whut do you muh-mean...?"She straitens herself to her normal, standing position. "You experience... increased... effects from life-fibers. Exponentially more so than an average human, and beating even odd humans. You are a very special case." You don't know if you like this."However, you need to... mature," she says with a dark tone. "You aren't nearly at full capacity, so," she turns you to look at Nui, "that will be what will assist you.""Nui?" you ask."Her, and what she's making." And then you see it. Parts for a suit."While most clothing with life-fibers need... diluting, such as the one you are wearing right now, this one will be one-hundred percent... pure."
>>31486834
>>31486834Oh god, the ride is getting wilder!
>>31486834We just can't catch a break, can we?
>>31486834>one-hundred percent
>>31486834>one-hundred percent... pure.WOOOO
>>31486834You gulp."You've proven you have your uses, to both Nui and I, and your potential is too much to ignore."She turns you to look at her."There is another anomaly here. While most uniforms with one-hundred percent life fibers have a consciousness, a will of it's own, this one... this one will not." Her smile... her smile has never gotten this evil towards you. "Someone else," she says, turning slowly to Nui, "will be that consiousness..."You look at her, frightened. "Can I have the elves back, please?"She laughs, maliciously. Even the secretary smirks. "There is no going back now," Ragyo says. "You're her's."You both turn to Nui. She waves.
>>31486877Oh god why can't we have the Elves!?
>>31486877THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT THANKS FOR COMING!!!You excited for next time? Hoping for something?
Whelp, we're going to get worn.
>>31486877>"Someone else," she says, turning slowly to Nui, "will be that consiousness..."Words fail me
>>31486877I accept my fate
>>31486877I like where this is going.
>>31486877>NUI KAMUI
>>31486877oh god what?wait seriously what?
>>31486901I understood that as we're going to wear Nui>>31486895Hyped as fuck
>>31486877so best waifu is gonna take us to all new levels of oh god please not there rape
>>31486895I will admit, this is going interesting places. Fucked up places, but interesting none the less
>>31486917we're going to put on nui and we're going to get worn by nui
Next thread, probably:"Life Fiber synchronize: BATSHIT INSANE Regalia!
>>31486923You have no idea how hard I have to resist spoiling exactly what I'm doing with this.I'm going to do something entirely out of the blue. I can assure you, you won't see it coming.Or you will, fuck if I know you people.
>>31486895>Hoping for something?I don't know, you tell me
>>31486940Nui wants merge with us?
>>31486942 You're all hoping that Nui eventually cracks from all the innuendos and finally pounces on Fate. And she rapes him. In a completely. Cheery. Fashion.
>>31486895>>31486940so if its essentially a Kamui, will it be skin tight/revealing and make us elf beautiful?
>>31486940[spoiler[ Bureaucracy shenanigans with Rei? [/spoiler]
>>31486940Is there any way I can get you to spoil something? Any way at all? You know you want to
>>31486962while Fate just accepts it, better the rapist that likes him then the rapist that doesn't give a fuck and is rape jesus its like we're on the same wavelength
Satsuki becomes clothing
>>31486977 I am known for demanding my friends play/watch shit. And I say NOTHING. Got one friend into KlK that way. >>31486994MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FATE/NUI WEARING NUI/FATE FIGHTING SATSUKI WEARING ANARU!!!!
>>31487011>Got one friend into KlK that way>inb4 he dies before he watches the last episode
Can someone archive this shit for me, I'm clueless how to work the wonders of suptg.
>pass out and wake the fuck back up>catch up on the thread>"You're her's."Soon...pls.
>>31487039...Alright then, going to bed.
>>31486938>>31486970Life Fiber submission: Kamui NuiIt will be embarrassingly frilly and pink, and the headpieces will cover our ears instead of being horns.
>>31487080Does drawfag follow this quest?
>>31487039>>31487073I took care of it. Thread is archived. Sorry I passed out on you OP, I can't remember how it happened.My body is ready for Nui's reward for us next time.
Wait, if this is before Naturals selection, then Nui can't become Kamui, because she's gonna fight AnaruI mean she can, but that would tear us away from Anaru quest "canon"Not that I care about it much anymore anyway, this one's much more interesting to me
>>31487146All that means is that we have plenty of time in between for things to happen. Maybe even lewd things.
>>31487146Maybe she just possesses it temporarily instead of full on sacrificial fusion.
We are going to become Omnisilk Kouketsu aren't we?
What if we become the kamui instead?
>>31487318Unlikely, as the whole point is that we get a really good boost for wearing the clothes.
God damnit, the thread is still alive?
>>31488013See>>31487073Also, OP, if you come back this before we fall off the last page, next thread when?
