I'd say you could've prevented this, but that would be a lie.Past threads: http://pastebin.com/uMT2kb5qTwitter: https://twitter.com/Saxton_0
>>31540184
So, is the ride finally starting, or are we still in the "IT'S TOO LATE" state?
>>31540222Depends on my writing speed.
>>31540212>>31540222Oh, it's too late. Nothing can save you now.
>>31540184http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UxIgZdmLro
>>31540343>dat vocaroonot bad, I thought about doing that, but I doubt people would understand my thick accent...
Mikisugi Aikurou watches the events of the tournament from one of the school buildings' roof. Inumuta, the academy's intelligence and tactics officer forfeited against the Nagita kid in seconds, without even exchanging blows. This is pretty suspicious. He pulls out his cell phone."The communications search system is online, huh? I could get used to this Naturals Election thing." He dials a number."You're the last person I expected a call from. What is this about?", Tsumugu asks."Naturals Election is taking a turn for the worrying. A seemingly random No-Star just got one of the Three-Stars to surrender without a fight. We might have an issue on our hands.""How are the academy's inner matters our problem? If he brings them down, it's good for us.""The thing is, we don't want our dear Vice-President and her Kamui to get in trouble. She might be working for the enemies, but we can't just leave her unattended.""You're telling me to prepare for the worst?""I suppose I am.""Understood."
>>31540543Are they going to use the fucking bullet?Is NB finally going to be useful?Okay FINE. I said I was done with this shit but you guys don't give me a god damn choice.
>>31540629Sure, why not
>>31540629
>>31540543Oh now it's getting real.
>if we use the bullet, it'll be our father>if we don't, it'll be NuiThe ride never ends!
>>31540543(For the next fight, who will we be?)[ ] Ryuuko[ ] Gamagoori
On a side note, yesterday I was somewhat bored, and made this.Didn't get any further since it could possibly spoil something.
>>31540731Gama
>>31540731[x] Ryuuko
>>31540731>[ ] Gamagoori
>>31540731>[x] RyuukoGotta go with that tactical imoutoing
>>31540731>[X] Ryuuko
>>31540731>[x] Ryuuko
>>31540755>Disco SatsukiOh baby.
>>31540818>Implying kill bill invented that thing
>>31540839>DiscosukiI'm so damn conflicted.
>>31540731>[x]RyuukoI'm a boring motherfucker.
>>31540768>>31540803>>31540818>>31540824>>31540871
>>31540839Don't worry, a new opportunity might arise along the line.
>>31540865Nothing to be conflicted about, darling.Everyone wants to be Disco.
>>31540839One Ragyo was enough to bring human race to the brink of extinction.Imagine what two Ragyos would pull off.
>>31540955Fair enough.>>31540968>Imagine what two Ragyos would pull off.Probably my pants.
>>31540731One hour passes, and Satsuki and you step out to the balcony again."Round two of the tournament will now commence. Gamagoori and Matoi, prepare for battle!"Satsuki presses a button on the floor with her foot, and a staircase connecting to the arena emerges from the balcony. That's a lot of stairs.[ ] Walk down[ ] Do something cool
>>31540968Enough scissoring to give humanity at least another hundred years of survival?
>>31541006>[ ] Do something coolTriple backwards jump while tieing shoelaces in midair
>>31541006>[ ] Do something cool
>>31541006[x] Do something coolTime to do a sweet flip!
>>31541006>[x] Do something coolI imagine the audience is starting to fall asleep at this point.
>>31540648Did the GS ball ever do anything?
>>31541006>[x]Walk downWe're going to fail the "Do something cool" roll, and It's NOT the time.
>>31541053That's the joke.
>>31541006>[x] Do something coolHERE IS THE BUTTON AND HERE I AM PRESSING IT
>>31541022>>31541032>>31541041>>31541045>>31541071
>>31541068I'm just curious because I stopped watching before I could find out.I barely remember the Pokemon anime.I assumed the answer was "no", but I wasn't actually sure.
Rolled 18>>31541064>We're gonna fail the "Do something cool" rollDon't worry, I GOT THIS SHIT. [x] Do something cool.
>>31541087Oh.Huh. Well, I guess we're fine then.
>>31541053It WAS going to introduce Celebi, but the plan was scrapped mid-way and Celibi was in that year's Pokemon movie instead.So no, the GS ball did fuck all.
>>31541086Turns out it was supposed to have a Celebi inside, but they scrapped the plot and did a movie instead.
>>31541053>>31541068>>31541086>In an interview with Masamitsu Hidaka in 2008, it was explained that the GS Ball was originally going to contain a Celebi that was to be the star of a large arc of the Johto saga. However, it was decided that Celebi would be the star of the fourth movie, so the story arc was viewed as redundant and shelved. The ball was left with Kurt with the hopes that viewers would eventually forget about it.Well huh. That explains that, I guess.
>>31541085Watch THIS. [immediate scorpion face grind]
Wasn't that bullet actually used on either Berserk Ryuuko, Nui or Ragyou and had no effect?
>>31541208They thought about using it to calm HEEEEEEEEEEEARRH Ryuuko, but they were afraid of killing her in the process, alongside Senketsu, so they abstained.After that, the power levels went too high and they knew the bullet would just bounce off.
>>31541208They were going to use it on Berserk Ryuuko, but never did. It hasn't been mentioned since.
I know I'm late but I'd vote for just walking down. But not with that smug slow walk, with the walk you'd use in everyday life using regular stairsI think that'd be neat, although unwriteable
>>31541006You look at the stairs, and then at Satsuki."I think I'll pass on that, thank you."You activate your uniform. As it rearranges itself around you, you leap from the balcony, doing a couple flips. You land on your feet, already transformed."Four-Star Ultima Uniform: Dragon Regalia!"The audience cheers. Seems they're really starved for action after the first round.Senketsu sighs. "Was that really necessary?"Gamagoori opted to simply walk down the stairs from his pillar. He stands in front of you, and transforms."Three-Star Ultima Uniform: Shackle Regalia!"The bondage getup seems to be his base form. When attacked enough, he switches into the other form, Scourge Regalia, which is when he strikes back with the power he's gathered. This could be tricky.You draw Jiyuuzan, and the uniform's faceguard closes."I hope you've learned something from watching my fight with Jakuzure, Matoi. Simply wailing at me won't work.", he says."You should worry about yourself."[ ] Try overpowering him[ ] Light attacks, look for a weak spot[ ] Wait for him to attack
>>31541392>[x]Light attacks, look for a weak spotOverpowering him is suicide, and even if we wait for him he won't do a single move.>"Was that really necessary?"YES IT WAS.
>>31541392He's not going to attack>[ ] Light attacks, look for a weak spot
>>31541362Wish it was that walk Ragyou uses. Full BLUMENKRANZ in every step.
>>31541392>[ ] Light attacks, look for a weak spot
>>31541392>[x] Light attacks, look for a weak spot
>>31541392>[x] Light attacks, look for a weak spotI always figured that if you could actually chip enough health off but keeping the actual "damage pool" low enough you could defeat at least the MK I regalia. Basically, just edge it to death. Too bad we can't go chainsaw wolverine on him
>>31541392>light attacks
>>31541425>>31541428>>31541438>>31541455>>31541464
>>31541436Guess so, but my logic was that sometimes smuggest thing to do is no smug at all
>>31541392>You activate your uniform. As it rearranges itself around you, you leap from the balcony, doing a couple flips. You land on your feet, already transformed.
>Bakuzan's edge is keener than the Scissor Blade>Bakuzan and Jiyuuzan are the sameWouldn't Jiyuuzan decimate his pleb cloth armor?
>>31541499Life fibers.
>>31541499Pretty sure Satsuki was bullshitting there.They're just as sharp, but Scissor Blades are less prone to "nice knife".
>>31541499I'm thinking there might be a decent chance that Jiyuuzan will give us an advantage that the Scissor Blade did not.
>>31541521Oh god, Ragyo's totally going to "nice knife" us
>>31541521I always saw it as the difference between a claymore and a katana. The claymore isn't as sharp, but it's heavy and sturdy enough to cleave shit without breaking. The katana is sharper but more prone to "NICE KNIFE".
>>31541523Perhaps the Scissor Blade is excellent when used against Ultima Uniforms and the like, but average to poor against everything else, and Jiyuuzan/Bakuzan are good at everything but not excellent nor bad against anything?Specialized tool vs. generalist.
>>31541610Probably that. I do hope we get to dual wield Jiyu and the Scissor blade
>>31541392>Light attacksLIGHT BRIGADE, CHARGETheirs not to make reply,Theirs not to reason why,Theirs but to do and die
>>31541636Now I'm motivated!
>>31541392It's just as he said. In addition, waiting for him to move first won't do any good, either, as he's not going to move. Maybe you can chip at him with light attacks, while looking for a weakness you could exploit?Thinking that, you approach him, and strike him lightly. The sword bounces off his uniform, which balloons up in response."Did you even listen to me?", Gamagoori says.You walk around him, examining the armor. It seems that it's tightly wrapped in whips from every angle. You try a somewhat stronger attack, and the result is the same, with the uniform bloating again."Well, I've warned you, but it seems it was for nothing. Scourge Regalia!"That's what you were waiting for. You dodge and slice the whips, while evaluating the situation."The whips are not made of Life Fibers. Only the armor underneath them is.", Senketsu says.So, basically, the only way to take him out is to attack while he's in Scourge Regalia, huh? Easier said than done. You're able to avoid and block his attacks, but approaching him like this seems impossible.It seems Gamagoori used up the energy he got from his attacks, as he reverts to Shackle Regalia."Do you see now? Attacking me is pointless!"Senketsu sounds off again. "Ryuuko. I think I could help you with this.""Sorry, Senketsu, but using you is too risky, especially with so many people watching and Nagita around. I'll have to deal with this myself.""Not necessarily."[ ] Listen to him[ ] Keep trying by yourself
>>31541517Oh man, I just realized that the Junkestu brainwashing was our sappy dream.Poor Ryuko, just wanted to be normal
>>31541766>energy he got from his attacksyour attacks*
>>31541766[ ] Listen to himIt's not like Nagita knows anyway.
>>31541766[x] Listen to himMaybe he has some discrete plan that leaves nobody any the wiser.
>>31541766>[x] Listen to him
>>31541766>[X] Listen to him
>>31541766>Listen to himTell me your secrets, Senketsu.
>>31541766>[ ] Listen to his planSlightly different
>>31541802>>31541809>>31541823>>31541836>>31541839
>>31541766>Listen to himIt'll be fine, don't worry guys.RIGHT?
>>31541766"What do you mean?", you ask him."It's true that transforming into Blood Regalia would be too risky. However, I could use my powers to alter your Dragon Regalia, and make it look like you're using one of its intended functions."[ ] Let's do it[ ] Still too risky
>>31541934>[X] Let's do itLife fibers are fucking magic, so why not
>>31541934>[ ] Let's do itheknows
>>31541934>[x] Let's do itGama has 2 forms, a 4-star should too
>>31541934>[ ] Let's do it
>>31541958>>31541969>>31541975>>31541982>>31541989
>>31541934>Let's do itSENKET-I mean BLOOD REGALIA SENJIN
>>31542014How can people who draw this well, and yet lack basic observational skills exist.
>>31542041What do you mean?
>>31542052The design is some kind of weird combination of Weaketsu and normal Senketsu, and it can't quite decide which one it wants to be.
>>31542074Huh, didn't even notice that.Nice find
>>31542074Also weird suspenders
>>31542074That's artistic license, not observational failure.Artists generally don't like slavishly recreating someone else's work.
>>31541766[X] Listen to his plan. DO NOT SYNCHRONIZE
>>31542074For me it looked like "hey, I want to draw her with even less clothes but I don't want to outright draw a nude. Let's make the already small-ish suit even smaller"Or maybe "man, those pseudo pauldrons look too big, I can do better"The answer is always fetish or pride.
>>31542128I do appreciate the differences in design he's made, like making the wrist and upper arm parts round instead of square, but there's a difference between taking liberties and being inconsistent.
>>31541934"Sounds good. Let's do it."Senketsu details his plan to you. Meanwhile, Gamagoori grows impatient."...I know I said attacking me is pointless, but I didn't mean it that way. Don't just stand there.""Oh, don't worry, I will attack you, all right!" You charge at him, and give him your best strike, causing a shockwave. It knocks him back somewhat, but still fails to inflict damage. Shackle Regalia balloons up to a massive size."That was foolish, Matoi. Scourge Regalia!"The whips shoot out of the uniform again, heading straight at you."I wonder, who is the fool here?", you say.Your uniform sparkles, and sharp armor plates cover your body like scales. The whips bounce off harmlessly, some getting cut in two by the armor."What?!""Dragon Regalia: Dragon Skin! You said attacking you is pointless, well guess what! Two can play this game!""Impossible!" Gamagoori intensifies his barrage of whips at you, to no avail. You casually walk towards him, and raise your sword. He notices what you're about to do, and starts retracting the whips."Too late for that! It's over!"You deliver a lightning-quick slice all the way across his uniform. It shoots out some steam, before falling apart. Gamagoori falls to the ground, beaten.
>>31542393shut down.
>>31542393>"...I know I said attacking me is pointless, but I didn't mean it that way. Don't just stand there."Aww, Gama-chan getting wonewy
>>31542393[loud crowd cheering]
>>31542393>Dragon SkinHeh, that's pretty clever actually. Guess Senketsu always have the best ideas.
>>31542393Gama just got the MUDA!
>>31542393Something you didn't want to happen, happens. The Life Fibers from Gamagoori's destroyed uniform take flight, and get absorbed into Senketsu."Shit." You weren't expecting this to happen with Senketsu inactive.Nevertheless, the audience is too busy cheering for you to notice that."The winner of this fight is Matoi! She will advance to the final round!", Satsuki announces. She gives you a serious look. Seems you're in for a talk.
>>31542477>Nevertheless, the audience is too busy cheering for you to notice that.Yeah, well, Nagita saw everythingAlso when do we get the skill that transforms our sheath into a gun?
>>31542477Well shit.>"Hey It's not my fault, I didn't absorb the fibers, Senketsu did!"
>>31542477It's not our fault this time though! It just sort of happened!
>>31542477>She gives you a serious look. Seems you're in for a talk.Where's my Mako Panic! image when I need it?
>>31542477Iori sits in the Sewing Club laboratory, closely monitoring the data coming from the arena. What was that just now?"Did you see that, Iori?", Satsuki asks over the intercom."Yes. But, I must say, I have no idea what it was. She didn't use Senketsu, but it wasn't one of the uniform's intended functions. It has no alternate forms!""I'll ask her about it. How is the work for other uniforms coming along?""The analysis of Symphony Regalia is complete, for Shackle Regalia it's still underway. I can't say I've managed to get a lot of data on Probe Regalia during those 30 seconds, but I think I can work something out, by basing on the data from other uniforms.""Very good. I'm counting on you."
>>31542721>satsuki declares extra round just for us to slap Inumuta's shitYou know, for science!
>>31542721>Even Iori don't know what happenedHuh.How the hell did Senketsu gave a new ability to our uniform without even synchronizing?Yeah, I think he's gonna go through the analyzers again.
>>31542477Eh, we could pass that off as a another function of the uniform. Pointless since REVOCS already knows, but still.>say we discipline unruly student(s)>life fibers fucking everywhere, theft/amateur upgrade attempts just waiting to happen and cleanup crew can't always get there fast enough>say Iori solved the issue by giving us a vacuum power
>>31542721>they're still confused about what we didSo the plan kind of worked?
>>31542721Maybe we could have a pitched fight with doggy so we'll get more DATA
>>31542721An alternate form? Aikurou watches the events of the tournament closely. Suddenly he hears footsteps, and turns around to see Tsumugu.He sets down his rifle case, and opens it. From it, he pulls out a single bullet."Here. This is the item you asked for.""Sorry for making your come all this way.""They were nervous back at HQ. Do we really have a good reason to use this?""We're about to find out."
>>31542926No! Bad jobber! Go back to losing to Edge, fag!
>>31542926Aw shit, it's the special sir-doesn't-ever-use-in-the-show bullet!
>>31542926>tourney progresses>they decide to use the bullet on Mr 100% Life Fibers as soon as he pulls some wacky shit>"HUP"
>>31542926>Life-Fiber Bullet will actually do something in this continuity>Tsumugu decide Ryuuko is too dangerous and have to be taken down, despite Aikurou complaints>He miss and hit Nagita during the fight with himI just don't know anymore.
>>31542999>>He miss and hits Sanageyama during the fight with himBut what happens when a jobber jobs to a jobber?Who does that jobber job to?!
>>31543048What's happening in this pic?
>>31543048Well, this will definitely antagonize NB if this even happen, that's for sure.Tsumugu won't even be able to use the "But I wasn't aiming at him!" because that would imply he was aiming at Ryuuko, and It will only make it worse for him.
>>31543113>"So you were aiming at me.">"No I was- I was aiming at Satsuki, that's right!"RIP Tsumugu
>>31543113I really hope NB stays the shadowy cabal that it was made out to be early in the show, having them just be a bunch of goons really sucked.Gorilla Warfare and Professor Sex should be the only NB members we ever see, if you ask me
>>31543048
>>31542926You head back up to the tower, to talk to Satsuki. She didn't seem pleased with what she saw."Ryuuko, what was this alternate form you used? Iori claims your uniform has none.""Huh? You're not going to berate me for Senketsu absorbing the Life Fibers?" Maybe you shouldn't have reminded her about that."It's something I didn't account for, myself. I thought that only happens when he's active, so I can't really blame you for not expecting it.""I see. Well, as for the Dragon Skin thing..." You start fidgeting."It was my doing.", Senketsu says. "I altered Ryuuko's uniform to make it look like she was using one of its functions, allowing her to use my powers without transforming into Blood Regalia."Satsuki looks at the two of you, and for a moment you think she's going to get mad. "...I see. A clever tactic. I think you've managed to avoid drawing attention to yourself that way. Anyway, Ryuuko.""Yes?""Should you face Sanageyama in the finals, don't destroy his uniform. We should avoid drawing any more attention to you."You nod. Satsuki steps outside to make an announcement."Sanageyama and Nagita, prepare for battle!"
>>31543221Time for the main jobbing event
>>31543221(You know the drill.)[ ] Ryuuko[ ] Sanageyama
>>31543221>>"Sanageyama and Nagita, prepare for battle!"rip in peace monkey
>>31543274>[ ] Sanageyama
>>31543274>[x]MEN
>>31543221I think the safest way to not destroy Jobber's uniform is to not even wear Senketsu.>>31543274[X] SanageyamaI want my Yamcha moment to happen in first person thank you
>>31543274[X]Nagita
>>31543274>[x] RyuukoMonkey will get destroyed in one post anyway.
>>31543274>[x] Ryuuko
>>31543274[x] SanageyamaI'm gonna help this fucker git gud if it kills me.>"Hey Uzu! Tell Nagita to go eat shit!"
>>31543294>>31543299>>31543304>>31543311>>31543323
>>31543274>SanageyamaCan you write the blindness, OP?
>>31543342Write it in brail
>>31543342
>>31543316>First sentence describes you getting ready to fight>Next one has you wake up in a hospital Pls Op
>>31543342tjkgc rfvh rhdrtyh6i'tv sefgh
>>31543362Oh god this please
>>31543371>he can't into blind typing
>>31543342>>31543358>>31543361>>31543371
>>31543327>EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE!
>>31543407You have to know where the keyboard is first.
Uhhhhh... VoteP, I need help.Remember that >>31540755 you made?I need to make one for planning and scheming purposes, so I can keep up the deranged timeline that I'm stuck with.How did you make that chart, and how can I do it?
>>31543408>State: Living>Blind as fuckhue
>>31543411>"FALL OFF THE STAGE!"
>>31543411>>31543327We gotta give our Sanageyama grills and a hat.
>>31543440www dot gliffy dot comYou have to register, and it only has a 14 day free trial, but it should be enough for your needs.
>>31543408>State : Living>Date : Today
>>31543362>>31543384>What..what happend?>You rushed at him and slipped
>>31543444>>31543470I found the better version.
>>31543439>not always knowing where your keyboard isIt's like you don't spend all your days in front of it
>>31543527Monkey never learned to touch type. And his mind's eye doesn't work on screens.
this picture's fucking killing mehelp me
>>31543710BORN INTO A PACK
>>31543710........
>>31543710Jeez anon, you're such a babby
>>31543710I hate you
>>31543710
>>31543710PURGE THEM
>>31543735clarification: killing me with laughter>>31543727THERE'S NO CHOICE BUT TO TAKE ORDERS AND ATTACK
>>31543710Senketsu is drilling in his grave right now.You could've stopped it.
>>31543465
>>31543710.....why.
>>31543817Sounds about right
>>31543817You know there are pre-defined shapes you can use there, right?
>>31543817First comes rape, then come marriage, then comes Fate's revenge fucking.Then we get further acquainted with our new mother-in-law.
>>31543274So, you're going to fight Nagita? You don't really know anything about him, but surely a No-Star can't be too much trouble, can he? You head down to the arena.Nagita is already there, in front of you. In a way, his lack of aura is his defining characteristic. You focus, and try to get a read on him once more. Nope, nothing."You're not gonna forfeit like the other guy, right?", he asks. He seems pretty confident about himself."Of course not! I'm here to fight, and that's what I'm going to do!"You activate your uniform. Since Matoi destroyed the previous one, Iori had to remake it. This one is a bit more lightweight, allowing for faster movement."Three-Star Ultima Uniform: Blade Regalia Mk2!"Nagita remains motionless, it seems he's waiting for your first move.[ ] Bop his tits[ ] Try to get him to attack first
>>31544060>[ ] Try to get him to attack firstBe careful.
>>31544060>[x]Try to get him to attack firstCan we try to NOT job for once?
>>31544060[x] Try to get him to attack firstWe'll bop his tits, just not yet.
>>31544060>[ ] Try to get him to attack first
>>31544060>[X] Try to get him to attack firstAlso Nui confirmed
>>31544060>that arrogance>[X] Bop her tits
>>31544060>[ ] Bop his titsDudes, we're fucking blind and we're trying to counterattack the single person we can't gauge when he's going to attack us?
>>31544075>>31544082>>31544097>>31544101>>31544113
>>31544123yes
>>31544124So, what's the chance that this button was actually the shiny button and we fucked up by being too afraid to job?What if VoteP just Joeseph Joestar'd us?
>>31544168>Next you're going to say, "I'M FUCKING BLIND"!
>>31544123We can see forever. Let them make the first move. Just because we can't necessarily read Nagita (probably because life fiber shroud) doesn't mean all our other cool blindness superpowers like feeling air pressure and hearing movement don't work. Plus, y'know, Nagita's like a giant negative aura hole.
>>31544196What!!!!!
>>31544196I'm fucking bl-N-NANI?!
>>31544060"Since you're at a disadvantage, why don't you go ahead and attack first?", you say."Sure!"In a flash, Nagita is behind you. He takes out some sort of whipping weapon, and starts lashing out at you at a ridiculous speed. You can feel your uniform sustaining damage. You jump back, and turn to face him."What the hell was that?!""Huh, can't you see? Oh, I suppose you don't, sorry. It's a tape measure!"A tape measure can inflict damage upon an Ultima Uniform? It can't be an ordinary one. Besides, how can a No-Star be so fast? This isn't a speed normal humans move at.Suddenly, you hear a faint voice from the Student Council tower's balcony. It's Lady Satsuki. She's whispering, and the words are clearly directed at you."Forfeit."What is that supposed to mean?![ ] Attack Nagita[ ] Forfeit
>>31544404>"Huh, can't you see? Oh, I suppose you don't, sorry
>>31544404>[ ] ForfeitWe are loyal to the lady, and when she asks something of us we do so.
>>31544404[x] ForfeitLive to fight another day, shit's too real.
>>31544404>[ ] Attack Nagitathe nani demands sore, just as the men demands dou and kote.
>>31544404>[ ] Attack Nagita
>>31544404>[X] Attack NagitaHahaha! Time for jobbing and DATA!
>>31544404>Attack NagitaWhat could go wrong?
>>31544404>[x] Attack NagitaWe are not Inumuta, we won't give up so easily. Death before Dishonor.
>>31544404>ForfeitGotta keep our uniform intact.
>>31544450>>31544459>>31544462>>31544466>>31544468
>>31544404No no no, [x] Forfeit [x] Forfeit [x] Forfeit [x] Forfeit [x] Forfeit fucking LISTEN TO HER YOU BUTTMUNCH
>>31544404>[x] attack NagitaThe job god demands sacrifice!
>>31544444>get quints trying to save monkey>now he's doomed
>>31544488>Shiny button pressed>No skeletonsGuys...
>>31544404>[x] ForfeitWe are sworn to Satsuki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEEGoodbye, Monkey.
>>31544514>Implying you're not just choosing the way you job
>>31544537
>>31544404Surely, she must be just thinking aloud. Maybe she didn't even expect you to hear that. You raise your shinai, and charge at Nagita at full speed."MEN!""I don't think so!"Nagita is already in a different spot. You feel the tape measure wrap around your sword, and violently pull it out of your hands."What?!"Suddenly, he rapidly lunges towards you and... sticks a finger into your uniform?"Good stitching, but not good enough!"He tugs onto a thread in the uniform, tearing it out. Suddenly, Blade Regalia falls to pieces around you."BAKANA!"You are brought to your knees. The No-Star destroyed your uniform by pulling a single thread. What the hell happened?
>>31544722You knew this would happen. You could have prevented this.
>>31544760Hey, we got DATA. It was worth it.
>>31544760But when we would have had to give up.That's just not cool.
>>31544722And once again, Monkey fail to deliver.At least we know that Nagita can destroy uniforms easily.Oh god, considering Senketsu is just a scarf, what happen if Nagita does the same to it?
I need a break. It will be fairly long, but I still intend to keep going today.
>>31544722!
>>31544671>Monkey>Anywhere near as badass as KittanPlease, he doesn't deserve that
>>31544787senketsu will be kill
>>31544787This further supports my earlier suggestion of NOT WEARING HIM JUST THIS ONE TIME
>>31544805So would we have gotten instantly rekt without the chance to give up if we'd chosen to bop his tits?So sad. Didn't even get one full MENDOUKOTE
>>31544865Yeah, that shit's got way too many risks. We should let Satsuki look after him.
>>31544830>Why do you wear theses? Am I not comfortable enough to sleep with?
>>31544919>DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MY RYUKO
>>31543817Oh hey, you're around.I have two things for your thread...>>31544722Job status: Jobber
>>31544931>His arms cover Ryuko's bitsHe's a living censorbar.
>>31545001I mean, technically, he's a sailor uniform, so his purpose is to cover the tits. Among other things
>>31545001More like living condomImagine trying to fug Ryuko with him aroundDoesn't mean i don't miss him more than anything though
>>31545061Clothes are made to be grown out of.
>>31545061>trying to fug Ryukosenketsu's the only one for herstrap a dildo onto him and you're good
>>31545101
>>31545128http://archiveofourown.org/works/1347067?view_adult=true
>>31545061>>31545101
>>31545128>DildoYou didn't read that doujin.
>>31545150>>31545166oh yeah, i remember reading that not long ago; so good
>>31545061
>>31540839Muh dick has broken the heavens.
>>31545150The only KLK lewds out there that are consensual are always the one with Senketsu and Ryuuko.Not sure how I feel.
>>31540755>Might as well watch the show>Not request dad to transfer us>Go to Takaradas' school>Loadsofzeni.quest
>>31545317Clearly an indicator that they're the best.
>>31545317I'd say you should check out the Ryuuko/Satsuki ones.
>>31545001>>31545061>living
>>31545695Too soon
>>31545695Low blow, asshole
>>31545695I'll cut you.
>>31545695
>>31545695wowwhat the fuck is your damage
>>31545564I'm not into yuri or incest sadly.>brothers lewdizreCaptcha are you serious
>>31545695Not cool
>>31545761What about Mako and the big guy?
>>31545747>>31545738>>31545736>>31545725>>31545723>>31545827joking about it makes it easier to forget the pain of his death
>>31545695Stop shitposting on tg Inu, you piece of shit. I bet you think you're funny behind your Probe Regalia but you're not you goddamn asshole, I'll fucking kill you if you do that again.
Back. Made dinner at midnight, ate it, and lost control of my life. Ready to continue.
>>31545842Too fucking soon man.
>>31545854Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o
>>31545854>lost control of my life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew
>>31545834Oh, forgot about them.I guess I got a very selective memory.
>>31545842Requiescat in pace, Senketsu.
>>31545842I know jazzfag.....it's just.....it still hurts....
>>31545878>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1oTHERE IS A CITY THESE FIBERS CAN'T HIDETHERE ARE THE EMBERS OF A KAMUI THAT'S GONE OUTBUT I CAN STILL FEEL HIS HEAT ON MY SKIN
>>31545934that last fucking linegoddamnit, my fucking heart
>>31545934>but I can still feel his heat on my skin
>>31545934>BUT I CAN STILL FEEL HIS HEAT ON MY SKINBut you can't now. It's too late...
>>31545695ehehhehhehehheeehehehehe
>>31546047>>31546051She remembers him - and as long as she does, he'll still be with her.
>>31545934>BUT I CAN STILL FEEL HIS HEAT ON MY SKINdon't cry
Remember - it's not the fibres on your skin, but the fibres in your heart which are important.Theory/prayer: Senketsu put some of his fibres into Ryuko, and lives on with her.
>>31546127>Put some of his fibers in herYou realize that came out wrong?
>>31544722"What the hell?! He destroyed his uniform by pulling a thread?", you say. This is ridiculous!Satsuki seems really worried. "He pulled its Nexus Thread?""Huh? What's a Nexus Thread?"The intercom is active, and Iori sounds off. "A Nexus Thread is a Life Fiber that has been imbued with the will to become clothing. Basically, a uniform's core piece. If you take it out, the whole thing falls apart. However, Ultima Uniforms possess multiple layers of defenses to prevent that from happening. Nagita pulling it out just like that is simply inconceivable!"Seems Nagita really isn't an ordinary person. Regardless, Satsuki makes her announcement."Nagita is the winner of this fight, and he will face Matoi in the final round!"She steps inside, and looks at you, her face completely serious."Ryuuko. There is only one person I know who fights like that, and I never planned for you to face her.""Her?""The way things stand, it seems Nagita Shinjirou is a disguise used by Harime Nui, the Grand Courtier of REVOCS. She's... a monster.""A monster?" What does she mean by that?"Her body is fused with Life Fibers, granting her superhuman abilities. She is not somebody you can win against right now."
>>31546098Remember who?
Reminder that Senketsu is re-sewing himself into a cuter piece, the long wait for the OVA is the same wait Ryuko has to wait.
>>31546127"Senketsu's dead! He's gone! But he's right there on my back, and here in my heart!""HE LIVES ON AS A PART OF ME!"
>>31546159TIME TO SYNCHRONIZE AND KICK SOME ASS WITH NEE-SAN
>>31546159"So, what should I do?", you ask."Go out and fight her, but if you find yourself in a tight spot, forfeit immediately. She is likely here mostly for personal amusement, and her definition of "amusement" is gruesome. However, if you forfeit, she should stand down. She takes orders from Ragyou, so she's technically our "ally".""Alright. Should I let her know I'm aware of who she is?""No. Let her maintain the masquerade if she so wishes. She will likely reveal herself soon, anyway."
>>31546159>Confirmed for NuiYeah.Senketsu's not gonna come with us for this fight no matter how much he protest.I'd prefer going naked that putting him at risk.
goddamn cockfucker cookies this ain't MGNQ
>>31546191>Synchronizing and double teaming NuiTHAT'S A PRETTY BAD FUCKING IDEAWe'd practically be announcing our shit to the world at that point. Our only option is to surrender.
>>31546159>She is not somebody you can win against right now."OH GEE WHIZ SISTHANKS FOR JUST SAYING THE FINAL ROUND IS ME AGAINST HERREALLY APPRECIATE IT
>>31546210[X] Listen to sister.
>>31546230Ee pull what Satsuki did. Claim that she's interfering with our sovereignty over Honnouji, and therefore kick her out.
It hasn't even begun.
>>31546191>Satsuki and Ryuko forming a blues band to raise money for an Academy on it's last legs>Scarlet SistersFYI, would watch the shit out of that movie
>>31546270Skeletons!......why does it always have to be skeletons!
>>31546270WE ARE NOT BRINGING SENKETSU WITH US - I REPEAT, WE ARE NOT LETTING HIM TAG ALONG ON THIS ONE.
>>31546331This. No scarf.
>>31546331this, leave him with satsuki and if he steps into her chamber bannu from honnouji
>>31546270>As soon as the fight with Nagita starts he summons two dogsFUCK
>>31546308This is OP, in real life, right now.>>31546331Taking a risk and seconding thisI think we're damned if we do, damned if we don't - we either lose it on the battlefield, or Nui/Tsumugu steals it from Satsuki
>>31546331This. He can hold on our neck as much as he want, It's just a fucking tourney, we ain't taking risks.
>>31546331So leaving him alone? but Nui so wanted to meet him! She'll just have to go find him on her own.
>>31546370Right now, Satsuki is far more capable of protecting Senketsu than we are. She's wearing Junketsu this time and it prepared for the worst.We can't take Senketsu with us.
>>31546352>Summon two Inu
>>31546370We'll give Senketsu to Satsuki for safekeeping. That way it will not be stolen.
Isn't not amusing Nui far riskier than bringing him?
>>31546370>>31546349Solution: Have Satsuki herself hold onto it. She's the only other person he can communicate with (which is immensely useful) and she's the most powerful person we're allies with.There, problem solved.
>>31546159>She's... a monster.B-but she's your sister, too!
>>31546210This time, you take the stairs. You step down to the arena, to face "Nagita". He's already waiting."Oh, Matoi! I must ask you, how come I never got to fight you in the past week?", he asks."Well, I was training by myself.", you say. He deserves to know nothing."I see. Well, I hope I'll get to see the results of this training!"The audience seems really excited. After all, both of you defeated your opponents quite easily. You can see Satsuki on the balcony."Final round, begin!"Just as she says that, thick steam envelops the arena. You can't see anything. From somewhere in the cloud, you hear a voice. A very distinct voice."I have a better idea."Tune: Blumenkranz
>>31546417>have nui go after satsuki.>implying satsuki can defeat Nui
>>31546444NOFUCK NOABORT
>>31546444We don't have to beat our imouto up!HURRAY!
>>31546444WELPAlso, did we leave Senketsu with Satsuki?
>>31546444NO.NONONO.NONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>31546444
>>31546444>trips>Tune: Blumenkranz
>>31546444Just fucking cry in a corner at this point
>>31546444Oh god damn. This is not ending well.
>>31546444FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>31546444Fuck, fuck, fuck. No, run. Run hard and fast, this is fucking bad. Even Joeseph Joestar would be shitting his pants in fear. This is fucking Kars the Ultimate Lifeform tier bad.
>>31546444Maybe Ragyo has finished upgrading the rest of senketsu and wants to give us it as a gift.
>>31546444RUN! ABORTABORTABORT
Fuck yeah. Best woman makes her appearance.
Just remember to play the traitor. Serving clothing is awesome!
>mfw Tsumugu will try to shoot ragyou>mfw she dodges it/catches it in her hand
>>31546498>Even Senketsu is afraid!
>>31546444ALRIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, LISTEN UP:WE'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS WITH SENKETSU WITHOUT A FUCKING FIGHT. IF RAGYO SHOWS UP, WE SHOULD ASSUME THAT EVERYTHING'S GONE TO SHIT AND REGROUP WITH SATSUKI ASAP.
>>31546506>best woman>not breast womanpleb
>>31546444OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!! WE'RE FUCKING BONED!! WE'RE SO TOTALLY BONED!
>>31546532
>>31546521I want this>>31540839
>>31546533I dunno man, what's more important, having Senketsu, or not having a loose asshole?
>>31546535OH JESUS SHE'S COMING RIGHT THROUGH THE SCREEN!
>>31546473>>31546479>>31546480>>31546482>>31546484>>31546485>>31546488>>31546490>>31546494>>31546498>>31546505>>31546532>>31546552PANICKING ISN'T GOING TO FUCKING HELP, YOU CLODS
>>31546575IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.WE JUST NEED TO PUT ON OUR COOL FACE.
>>31546575Yes it will! The Joestar clan has passed down a secret strategy for moments like this for generations.Let's skedaddle!
>>31546567GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!
>>31546563HAVING SENKETSU.
>>31546575FUCK YOU I'LL PANIC ALL I WANT!!
>>31546608Dunno man, it'll be fucking gaping
>>31546575I mean, hivemind should freak the fuck out. This is terrifying and possibly arousingRyuko should attempt to keep her shit together until the last possible second. Me, I'm sounding the "BE AFRAID, BE VERY, VERY AFRAID"
>>31546563I'll get raped by ten dildos at once if it let us keep Senketsu.
>>31546640This. We are not abandoning Senketsu.
>inb4 OP calls it a night
Kill la Kill What-If Quest: Part 21: In which the entire thread enters SQUAD BROKEN mode.
It's over
>>31546652No way.It's barely begun.
>>31546715I am horrified and yet raring to go.
>>31546563How the hell could you even suggest abandoning Senketsu?Besides, we're a life fiber/human hybrid; a stretched asshole will just snap back into place eventually.
>>31546715I have a plan.
>>31546444The steam disperses. In the middle of the arena stands Kiryuuin Ragyou, faced towards you. Nagita is gone. Is she...?"Your earlier fight was impressive, boy. But, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to step aside now." She looks behind her. "Oh, he's gone. Oh well."Satsuki walks down the stairs behind you. "You didn't say you're coming, mother. I would've prepared a proper welcome.""Oh, don't worry about it, Satsuki. I'm just here to exchange a couple words with your Vice-President, and give something back to her." She turns to you. "Matoi Ryuuko. You visited your father's mansion some time ago, have you not?"[ ] Yes[ ] No
>>31546833SHE KNOWS>[X] Yes, what was left of it...
>>31546833>[ ] Yes
>>31546833>[x] YesNo sense in lying, it'll only make this worse.Evil Senketsu incoming
>>31546833>YesShe know.No point in lying.
>>31546833>[X] YesDO NOT LIELIFE FIBERS ARE GREATI SURE DO LOVE SERVING CLOTHINGCAN'T WAIT TO TURN EVERYONE INTO A LIFE FIBER
>>31546833>[ ] Yesfuck it, no point in hiding it anymore.let's dance, bitch.
>>31546715damn skeletons
>>31546833>[X] Yes.
>>31546833Oh fuck, I can't decide.[x] Yes?
>>31546851>>31546856>>31546859>>31546860>>31546867
>>31546878[THE ONLY WAY I KNOW FOR REAL INTENSIFIES]
>>31546833>[x] YesThere was nothing suspicious about the circumstances of our second visit, even without the explosion. Its the uninvited first visit we should be hiding.
>>31546915Or we could frame it that we got into yet another argument with our dad.
>>31546878>>31546909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQzet0GOKNo
>>31546915>>31546938Nah, I mean, we were in the area, why not go see him, hadn't seen him in years, blah blah blah, didn't leave on the best of terms (not a lie), blah blah my parents are dead.
>>31546909>>31546941Why isn't there fanart of Jetstream Dragon Regalia Ryuuko
>>31546982"My parents are dead and good riddance, Satsuki has given me purpose."
>>31546444Fuck this thread AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31546985Anaru Quest Drawfag is working on it. Be patient.
>>31546982>>31546996On second thought, we might not want to phrase it as "my parents are dead" because if SHE KNOWS then that'd just be too perfect a line for her to KALI MA us.
>>31547003Oh sweet didn't know that!
>>31546941more likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz-ZGAvGCyI
>>31546833"...Uh, yes. I don't really hold interest in what he does, but I've received a letter from him, so I've decided to go. Only, what I've found was a burnt-out ruin.""I see. Instead of your father, you've found this, did you not?" She points to... Senketsu."Yes, ma'am.""Well, then. I think I have something that belongs to you." She holds up a black sailor uniform, with the scarf missing.Senketsu looks at it. "Ryuuko, that's-"His body. That means whoever blew the house up and fought your father was sent by Ragyou, as you expected."Don't be shy, it belongs to you, after all." She gives you the uniform. You take Senketsu off your neck, and the scarf immediately positions itself where it belongs on the uniform.Ragyou continues. "Now, would you be willing to do something for me in exchange for helping you retrieve this?"This sounds bad. "What is it, ma'am?"She holds up her hand. In it, she's holding... half a pair of scissors? She flicks her wrist, and the scissor suddenly grows to the size of a sword. It's white, just like Jiyuuzan's blade."I would like you to show me what can you do with that Kamui. Can you do that for me?"First Harime Nui, now your mother? You look at Satsuki. She only nods.[ ] Yes[ ] No
>>31547114>[ ] NoGo fuck yourself, Discomilf.
>>31547114[X] Yes[X] Yes[X] YesSHOW ME A GOOD TIME, RAGYO-SAMA
>>31547114>[x] YesWhat the fuck is happening...
>>31547114>[ ] Yes
>>31547114>[X] Yes>[X] Yes>[X] Yes
>>31547132>>31547135>>31547142>>31547145>>31547147
>>31547114[x] NoWe can't trust this woman! She's turned Senketsu into a mindfucking abomination! You god damned fools!
>>31547114>[X] Yes
>>31547114Our first real synch is when Ragyo is watching.Thanks Mom.
>>31547114[x] YesGoodbye Dragon Regalia, it was fun while it lasted.
>>31547114[x] YesSatsuki said do it and we're her loyal Dragon.And she made nee-chan cry.Let's dance.
>>31547114>[x] Yes
>>31547164Senketsu...I'm sorry.
>>31547114>[X] YesWhat's the worst that could happen?Right?Right?
>>31547160I mean, I guess she made us an offer we can't refuse (because we'd have no reason to). We could make an excuse about it not being appropriate for such a humble servant as ourselves, but the vote is made.Alea iacta est
>>31547170something doesn't feel right though.Why do I get a feeling we'll be getting another option to syncronize/overide?
>>31547114>[X] Yes"It would be an honor, ma'am."
>>31547164I'm kind of doubting it.Senketsu would've warned us the moment he connected to his body.
You'll hate me for this, but I'm going to finish for today.I still need to think some shit over.
>>31547231NO. NO. FUCK. WHY.
>>31547231YOU COCK SUCKING SHITWEASAL OF A WRITE FAGGOT.Good night!
>>31547231Nah it's cool OP, cheers for another good thread
>>31547231YOU ASSFUCKBut thanks for running
>>31547231
>>31547231GOD DAMNIT VOTEPWHYIt was fun.
>>31547231How many skeletons did we avoid?How many did we run straight into?
>>31547231How could I hate you when you're running so often? Have a good long think.
>>31547231>>31547195RENDER UNTO RAGYO THAT WHICH IS RAGYO'S
>>31547231OH GODDAMNIT BOBBY HILL!Have a great night, thanks for running this, I'm lovin' it! Toodles~
>>31547266Who knows.I do.
Archived http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
>>31547306NO!! NO YOU STOP THAT!! NO SKELETONS!! NO MORE SKELETONS!!
>>31547306You sly bastard. Now to perform the summoning ritual. Or spend another few hours sorting my images, backing up my files, and deciding whether I want to reinstall Windows again or try a stint on the Linux express.
>>31547340LET THE SUMMONING BEGINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20PwaJYcnuk
>>31547377You can't just use the Daiz ritual on NoP. Nui, marriage, rape, lewd, Ragyo, crazy, yandere, waifu, butt slaps, drunk, Little Chocolate Girl, elves.
>>31547377FUCK MAN I JUST GOT ON MY DAMN COMPUTER WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!
>>31547440Chill dawg, it's our running joke. I'd give you a picture of something cute to look at, but we image limit now.
>>31547440Not much just wanted to say hiSo uh........hi
>>31547452>>31547466I, uh... I'll start in an hour or two.I just have literally no idea what to do anymore. I'm plotting the time chart and shit.
Well, the good point is, now that Senketsu is complete, we can hug him.
>>31547666>666DEMON!!!Nah it's cool man take your time, Looking forward to it
>>31547669And get hugged back in all the wrong places.
>>31547335http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wEW0zekHhO[Terrible KLK Cast Impressions Intensify]
>>31547669YESSSSassuming he hasn't turned evil because of Ragyo, that is
>>31547666We could always do a wedding/slice of life/REVOCS shenanigans episode. Though last time I suggested that people got mad at me.Next time on Rodent and Hairdrill's Bizarre Adventure with Rainbow: Wedding bells are ringing, Nui and Fate adjust to life as newlyweds, Fate becomes a true man, Little Chocolate Girl copes with the hangover from hell, and Ragyo welcomes her new son-in-law to the family.It's just too perfect.
>>31547700>>31547718Honestly, when he fused with the rest of his body, I'm pretty sure he would've sensed something bad and would've warned us before getting corrupted.If he did get corrupted thought I'm gonna slap Ragyhoe.
>>31547666Just do whatever, man.Maybe join Nui in partycrashing at Satsuki's place?
>>31547919Let's not get too far ahead in the plot.That's why I've been suggesting wedding, slice of life, and/or shenanigans. We have a month until BasedOP gets back, so we have a lot of time to catch up in plot. If we go through times too fast, we'll either have to establish this entirely as a separate canon.
>>31547666So, it appears that Anaru had taken down one challenge per day... meaning when Anaru and Fate had both gotten some pink lady-troubles on Day 3, with Anaru running from Nonon, and Fate getting engaged. Huh.More as I figure this shit out.
>>31547985There's always the option for waifu shenanigans, like Nui making up that first time to Fate, and/or Fate getting his revenge as it were. We could fuck with a hungover Rei, Ragyo could welcome us to the family, we could have a wedding where insane shenanigans ensue, we could go fuck with Dosharada for shits and gigs, we've got a lot of time to fill and a lot of silly shit we can do in that time.
>>31547985In thread 5 of Anaru quest, everyone panics when Nui is brought up.Well, sucks that you're all seeing a lot of her now!>>31548036Thanks for the suggestions. But an aweful idea just came to me. A terrible, aweful idea. An aweful idea that is probably going to be completely ignored in favor of debauchery and shenanigans. Not that anyone's complaining.All I have to do is stall for a few... ugh, this may take a few threads.
>>31548139>Not that anyone's complaining.I sure as hell know you won't be, and neither will I. The side effects of writing a likeable Nui have hit all of us harder than Ragyo's foreplay.And if you need to stall just come up with more shenanigans and debauchery with Fate and Nui, likely we'll go with it.
>>31548139NoP, you need to get started soon.I wrote you an OP to your thread.
>>31548292CAN'T START YET! MUST OBSESSIVELY PLAN!!!
>tfw it's Ragyo's trap and she realizes our intentions by the way we fight>tfw I still wouldn't prefer it any other way[DANCING INTENSIFIES]
MOAR!
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