>>31623673
JUST WHEN I FINISHED READING THE ARCHIVE.

Show us a good time, OP!

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>>31623673
LET THE FUN BEGIN!!

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>>31623673
Is it time already?

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It's happening.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q3GzZJZT3j

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I found a Kill la Kill abridged of episode 1 that I found enjoyable, just wanna' share.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjRBe0dwsQU

"Actually, Iori did try something to fix that problem, and I think it partially worked."

"Oh?" Your father is intrigued.

"Iori, you're more qualified to explain this."

Iori turns to your father. "Well, after several months of making sense out of the data I got on the two Kamui, I've come upon an idea. Using the knowledge about the Kamui's structure, I've created some Life Fibers with the same adaptive properties as those in Senketsu. I then added them to a mixture of Lady Satsuki and Matoi Ryuuko's blood, and injected the whole thing into Junketsu."

"That... sounds interesting. Satsuki, mind if we scan Junketsu right now?"

You step inside the observation chamber, with your father and Iori at the console. They scan Junketsu's dormant and active state, and analyze the results.

"...Iori, I don't know how you arrived at this, but you are a genius.", your father says, looking at Iori with respect.

He seems embarrassed. "...It's nothing great, really. It was just an experiment I came up with, I didn't even expect it to work."

Your father puts a hand on Iori's shoulder. "Well, guess what, it worked, and it worked beautifully. Junketsu is gradually turning into something akin to Senketsu, and trying something like this has never occurred to me."

"Does that mean it's safe to wear?", you ask.

>>31624161
"I wouldn't say that just yet, no. Junketsu's structure is vastly different from how it originally was, but compared to Senketsu, it's not quite there yet. Anyway, I will stay here for a bit and help our genius with his new Ultima Uniforms. I'm going to come visit you later, I owe you and the Devas a bit of an explanation, what with the whole Nagita thing." He chuckles.

[ ] Leave for now
[ ] Ask about the accident

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>>31624161
>>31624177
[x] Ask about the accident

>>31624094
>tfw TFS is the only abridged stuff I can get into

>>31624177
[x] Ask about the accident.

>>31624177
>[X] Ask about the accident
Exposition, I guess
Well if it's about the lab I think it can be speculated fairly accurately, but what the hell

>>31624177
[ ] Brofist Iori and leave for now.

>>31624161
>Ask to create an uniform for Mako, too

>>31624323
seconding this, and requesting a drawfag take on it

>>31624194
>>31624215
>>31624244
Guess there's no point waiting any longer.

>>31624177
>[X] Ask about the accident

>>31624203
comedy abridged does a better attack on titan. Just sayin'

>>31624409
It's not a high hurdle to jump, really

>>31624177
>[ ] Ask about the accident

>>31624177
"There is one more thing I would like to ask you about first, father." You point to your blue strand of hair.

His expression darkens. "Ah, yes. Ryuuko told me how it happened." He turns away from you for a moment. "...Can we talk about this a bit later?"

It seems it's something he wants only you to hear.

"Very well."

While you don't actually intend to truthfully carry out Ragyou's orders, you will need to depart to Kansai as part of your plan regardless.

[ ] Inform Iori about the need for Battlefield Trip uniforms
[ ] Inform Iori about the need for Battlefield Trip uniforms, and a Three-Star uniform for Mankanshoku

(Battlefield Trip is Raid Trip, or whatever the hell CR called it)

>>31624735
[x] Inform Iori about the need for Battlefield Trip uniforms, and a Three-Star uniform for Mankanshoku

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

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>>31624735
>[ ] Inform Iori about the need for Battlefield Trip uniforms, and a Three-Star uniform for Mankanshoku

Strongest Deva inbound.

>>31624735
>[ ] Inform Iori about the need for Battlefield Trip uniforms, and a Three-Star uniform for Mankanshoku

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!

>>31624735
> battlefield uniforms + Mako 3 star uniform

Face it. Mako is coming whether we like it or not.

>>31624735
>[x] Inform Iori about the need for Battlefield Trip uniforms, and a Three-Star uniform for Mankanshoku

>>31624745
>>31624756
>>31624758
>>31624762
>>31624767

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>>31624756
>>31624771
WAIT A SECOND!

>2-star uniform is Jotaro outfit
>3-star can transform

Either Mako is getting a Stand, or Mako herself is going to BE the Stand.

>>31624735
>and a Three-Star uniform for Mankanshoku
Why not 4star? We have one vacant
It's not like we tested her upper threshold

>>31624735
[X] Inform Iori about the need for Battlefield Trip uniforms, and a Three-Star uniform for Mankanshoku
PRESS SHINY BUTTON.

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>>31624779
> Mako herself is going to BE the Stand.

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>>31624779
>Mk 3 Uniforms happen
>Mako is even faster than Uzu
>"Platinum Regalia's The World!"
>Mako moves so fast in short bursts that it appears as though she's capable of using time stop for a few seconds at a time
>"Yare yare. Now that I see it up close, Shinra Kouketsu looks like shit. But you don't have to worry about that Ragyo, because I'm about to make it worse."
>"Your face, that is."

>>31624735
"Iori. We will be heading out for Kansai, so, other than the new Three-Star uniforms, I will need you to use the Battlefield Trip designs you've prepared."

He nods. "Understood."

"...And one more thing. Mankanshoku Mako, the Fight Club president."

Your father gives you a curious look.

"What about her?", Iori asks.

"She will need a Three-Star uniform, as well."

"This will be an interesting one to make.", your father says.

"How long do we have for all this?", Iori asks.

"Two days. We can't afford to waste much time."

"Understood. Let's get right to it, then." He raises his uniform's collar, revealing a third star in the design.

"Three-Star Ultima Uniform: Tailor's Regalia!"

Iori activates his uniform, designed specifically to increase sewing efficiency.

"I see you're fully prepared.", Souichirou says. "I'll try to keep up. You can leave the rest to us, Satsuki."

>>31625011
Mako is really lucky, having a 3star uniform made for her by Souichirou

Two days of preparation, hmm?

Well, we need to gather our current forces, make allies and decide what's the best course of action.

Also, create a shitload of these anti-life fiber bullets

>>31625101
So Ryuko is gonna remain in the rape dungeon for at least two days?

>>31625118
probably. could be worse. Could be a month.

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>>31625154
>"Hey, Ryuko. How was mother-daughter time?"

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>>31625166
>"You know, last time I went, it was really a cleansing experience."

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So this is a thing, I guess

>>31625209
wait shit. I'm beginning to think that Raygo was just going to do the good rape, the one where she unlocks her chi n' shit.

>>31624094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tgajPbG5tw

Personally I prefer this version, but I think the two could be fused really easily.

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>>31625011
>mako with a stand

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>>31625303
Yes.

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>>31625303
I don't take any credit for the pictures used. Cropped it better.

>>31625011
Nui leads you through the massive building. It takes a good while, but eventually you reach Ragyou's office at the very top. Its loftiness makes the Student Council chambers look modest in comparison. Ragyou is behind her desk.

"We're here, Lady Ragyou!", Nui calls out.

"Thank you, Nui." She turns to you, and grins. "I apologize for inviting you here on such a short notice, but we simply have too much things to discuss."

[ ] Play along
[ ] Demand answers

>>31625340
[x] Play along

As much as I hate Ragyo, we aren't exactly in a position to be demanding shit.

>>31625340
>[X] Play along
Gotta buy some time

>>31625340
[X] Play along
best not to dig our own graves here

>>31625340
>[x] Play along

>>31625340
>[ ] Play along

>>31625340
>[ ] Play along

>>31625345
>>31625351
>>31625352
>>31625353
>>31625356

>day of Ryuko's rescue
>Satsuki: "Come with me if you want to live!"
>Ragyo: "Live with me if you want to come!"

>>31625340
[x]Sure you couldn't have asked me out for dinner first?

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>>31624735
I'm not the only one who found the "Battlefield Trip" and "Naturals Election" puns funny, right? I mean, they're clever puns!

>>31625558
What?

>>31625558
I thought they were punish-able

>>31625584
Battlefield Trip is a play on Field Trip, but I'm not sure about Naturals Election. I didn't get that one.

>>31625584
Naturals Election was a battle so the strongest would win.
Naturals Election->Natural Selection

The Battlefield Trip was going to war. But it's a school, so leaving classes is a field trip.

>>31625558
I found them to be better than the other names at the very least.

>>31625604
>>31625584

Oh man, how do people STILL not get that.

>>31625597

God damn it Carlos

>>31625628
I just genuinely never had Natural Selection come to mind when I looked at Naturals Election.

>>31625647

Well, I suppose since you're reading it in text, it might not be as obvious.

But say it aloud a few times and it's way more obvious.

>>31625340
As much as you'd like to tear the woman into tiny bits, both for what she did to Satsuki, and for bringing you here like this, you're not really in the position to do so right now, unfortunately.

"What did you want to talk about, ma'am?", you ask.

"About you, and your Kamui." She looks behind you. "Oh, perfect timing."

Ragyou's assistant, Hououmaru, steps out of the elevator.

"Lady Ragyou, here are the analysis results for Kamui Senketsu." She hands her a file of papers.

Ragyou looks through the results. Her expression turns into a surprised one.

"The Kamui is designed to shield itself from scanning devices? That Matoi Isshin was quite the piece of work."

He "was"?

[ ] Ask her about your father
[ ] Ignore it

>>31625689
>[x] Ignore it

[maintaining cover intensifies]

>>31625689
[x] Ask her about your father

Might as well.

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>>31625689
>[X] Ignore it

>>31625689
>[ ] Ignore it

>>31625689
Oh boy, Ryuko doesn't know whether Isshin is alive or not
If she finds out he's dead, she might just lose it
>[X] Ignore it

>>31625689
>[ ] Ignore it

>>31625689
>[ ] Ignore it
keep it cool guys

>>31625702
>>31625721
>>31625722
>>31625732
>>31625736

>>31625689
>[ ] Ask her about your father

>>31625689

[X] Ask her about your father

What could possibly go wrong?

>>31625762

>What could possibly go wrong?

Everything.

As discussed last-time, everything in this room could secretly be life fibers.

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>>31625689
You were there yourself. There was no conclusive evidence pointing to his death. She probably only said it like this to taunt you.

"Well, if the scans can't tell me anything, maybe you can, Matoi Ryuuko?"

"Yes?", you ask.

"This "Life Fiber Synchronize" of yours, what is it?"

This feels like an important question. Thankfully, you don't really know the answer, so you don't need to lie.

"I... don't know. It's just how it is."

"Do you not force your will onto the Kamui to draw its power? Is this "synchronization" supposed to imply you cooperate with it?"

[ ] I guess?
[ ] I don't know

>>31625890

[X] I guess?

>>31625890
>[X] I don't know
"It's my first day here!"

>>31625890
>[x] I don't know

>>31625890

>[x] I don't know

Fuck if I know, "boss". Usually the Sewing Club handles those kinds of answers.

>>31625890
[x] I don't know

Whatever it was, it felt alright I guess.

>>31625890
[ ] I don't know

>>31625890
>[x] I don't know

Seriously, it's "just clothes"

>>31625890
>I guess?

We enjoy wearing Senketsu. Just play up how awesome life fibers are.

>>31625905
>>31625908
>>31625911
>>31625912
>>31625918

>>31625890
As much as I want to do an 'I don't know' at this point I think she's just humoring with us now.

[X] I guess?

>>31625890
>[ ] I don't know

>>31625890
[ ] I don't know

It's not like it TALKS to me or anything! Ha-ha-ha-h-h-haaaa...

>>31625935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqqm9CMKrA4

Dosh King when?

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>>31626129
Soon, stalker.

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>>31626155
Sooner than you'd expect, but later than you'd hope.

>>31625890
"I don't know, ma'am. I don't really have to force my will on it, though."

You definitely can't tell her that Senketsu, in fact, can talk, and think for himself.

"I see. While the analysis of the Kamui itself turned out to be a failure, I want to try again, with you wearing it. Hououmaru, give it to her."

"Yes, ma'am." Hououmaru produces Senketsu on a hanger out of nowhere, and hands him to you.

"Ryuuko, you're alright!", he says.

You look at him, but say nothing. Ragyou is right next to you, after all.

"Put it on, and activate it.", she says.

"We aren't going to any lab or something?", you ask.

She gives you a wide grin. "There's no need to."

You don't like the sound of that, but you activate Senketsu regardless.

"Life Fiber Synchronize: Kamui Senketsu!"

Ragyou approaches you, and... starts groping you? You step back.

"Uh, ma'am?"

"Don't be afraid, Matoi Ryuuko. By getting the feel of the Kamui with my fingers, I can find out much more than any scanning device could tell me."

This is her idea of "analysis"? Sickening. Still, even with Senketsu on, you have no means of protecting yourself. You stand there, and allow her to "scan" you. Your body shivers as she touches it.

"Hmm. Even like this, the Kamui's shielding prevents me from getting a good feel of it. Impressive, but annoying. But, I see there's something interesting about you, Ryuuko."

You don't like that sudden transition to using your first name.

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>>31626368

Be right back, and by right back I mean 20 minutes.

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>>31626368
I'm sure nothing bad will come of this guys.

Right?

>>31626368
bracing for impending butt slap...

>>31626404
Cool cool OP

>>31626368
[x] Can you at least ask me out to dinner first? Maybe catch a movie, see where it goes?

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>>31626368

WE NEED AN ADULT!

>>31626368

Well, I think all that stuff I did yesterday learning about how to investigate a sexual assault will come into play a lot sooner than I had planned.

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>>31626368

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>>31626368
>Ragyou approaches you, and... starts groping you?
>Your body shivers as she touches it.
>"But, I see there's something interesting about you, Ryuuko."

Oh? Oh. That's not good.

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>>31626432
We've got an adult right there

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>>31626432
I am an adult

>>31626437
Fuck off, Pig

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>>31626368
Welp, this ain't good.

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>>31626432

>Ragyo says "Dear, I am an adult".

Also, it should be noted, there's what may be a WORSE outcome to this situation.

>pic related

>>31626459

Whoa, easy buddy. I'm just a CJ Major. And probably not a prospective law enforcement agent, because of reasons.

>>31626445

>DO YOU REMEMBER ME, EDDY?!
>WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER, I TALKED...JUST...LIKE...THIIISSS!

And somehow, I feel like I've taken a step closer to hell just by typing that.

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>>31626456
>>31626458
On a scale of 1 to Asura, how mad is Satsuki going to be when she finds out?

Quest Theme:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUfLJsujcjY

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>>31626432
WE ARE AN ADULT!

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>>31626368
IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

>>31626493
OVER 9000!

>>31626493

Asura x Infinity obviously.

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>>31626493
This mad

>>31626517
>>31626520
>>31626536
Eh, I'm thinking it'll be close to Raiden at "And besides...this isn't my sword!" She does have Jiyuuzan.

>>31626432
>"Sen-i-Soshitsu!"
>"Sen-i wha-"

>>31626549
Except her sword was always a tool to shank Ragyo

>>31626493

Wait, are we talking "YOU MADE MY DAUGHTER CRY!" Asura, or are we talking "YOU KILLED SOMEONE RESEMBLING MY DAUGHTER AND I FAILED TO PROTECT HER AAAAHHHGGGGHHHHAGALJG;LKASJA;LJF---"Asura?

Granted, ANY pissed Asura is bad news.

>>31626549
We really should've done more jetstream shit.

Like calling out monkey on denying his weapon's purpose or something.

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>>31626573
We should have just called Monkey a faggot

>>31626587
What's going on in this pic?

>>31626627
Monkey being a failure.
So nothing out of the ordinary

>>31626627
job planting.

>>31626573
>"You deny your weapon its purpose!"
>Sanageyama proceeds to shove the shinai up Ryuuko's ass.
Also, back.
And the above will never happen.

>>31626653

I dunno, we could be into that.

Monkey is definitely into that.

>>31626653
>And the above will never happen.
He shoves it up his own, right?

>>31626653
But COULD it have happened?

>>31626677
_No

>>31626645
You know how they call his parents?
Job creators

>>31626653
Eh, I doubt we're missing much

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>>31626653
>And the above will never happen.
I brought this upon myself.

>>31626368
Ragyou touches your hair.

"I see the Kamui's transformation triggers changes in your body, as well. I've noticed a similar thing with Satsuki, when she first used Junketsu. Intriguing. Perhaps I was wrong, and there's more to it than meets the eye?"

You don't really know what she's getting at, but you don't like the sound of it. You take a look around the room. Suddenly, you notice that her scissor, the one she used to fight you, is lying on the desk.

Ragyou steps away from you, and takes a walk around the office, thinking. This could be your chance. Her back is turned, and Nui and Hououmaru left.

[ ] Grab the scissor and attack her
[ ] Grab the scissor and jump out of the window
[ ] Do nothing

>>31626749
>Do nothing

As much as it pains me, having a loose asshole is better than being dead.
Probably?

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>>31626749
WORRYING INTENSIFIES

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>>31626653

>Unexpectedly, Ryuuko becomes an M
>Starts constantly begging Sanageyama to shove his big, wooden stick up her ass
>Naturally, he freaks out and constantly refuses
>Satsuki eventually finds out
>Her face when

>>31626749
Uh...attacking her is DEFINITELY out. Rolling dice for the other two. 1 for running, 2 for doing jackshit.

>>31626749
>[x] Grab the scissor and jump out of the window

FUCK IT, ESCAPE EVADE.

>>31626749
>[ ] Do nothing
I kinda want to know what would happen...

>>31626749

[X] Do nothing

If we bail, we jeopardize Satsuki's keikaku. Can't be doing that now.

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>>31626749
>Do nothing

Well, fuck

More like we'll fuck, am I right?

>>31626749
>[X] Do nothing
We're gonna sacrifice ourself to buy Satsu-nee some tome

>>31626749
[ ] Do nothing

>>31626749
>[ ] Do nothing

>>31626749
>[ ] Do nothing

>>31626766
>>31626786
>>31626806
>>31626808
>>31626812

>>31626749
>[x] Grab the scissor, do nothing

>>31626749

>[ ] Grab the scissor and jump out of the window

>>31626749
>[] Do nothing

>>31626823

I see you are missing a skeleton

>>31626855

Oh you silly, silly boy...the skeleton is inside you.

>>31626855
I'm just disappointed in your willingness towards getting the bad touch, and possibly the worse touch.

>>31626879

Don't be disappointed in me, OP. I aimed for the exit.

I TRIED. I TRIED.

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>>31626879
>and possibly the worse touch.

>>31626879
>we resist
>ragyo interprets that as Academy's betrayal
>goes to storm it before everyone is ready and uniforms are done
I believe in our choice

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>>31626879
..
Just how much did we just fuck up?

>>31626924
I'm guessing alot

>>31626957
>>31626924
>>31626911

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART~

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>>31626914
>attack
>blow our and possibly Satsuki's cover
>ERRYBODY GETTING RAPED

>run
>she catches us
>WE GETTING RAPED

>do nothing
>WE GETTING TENDERLY RAPED

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>>31626911
>>31626924
>>31626957
>didn't pick escape
>"Senketsu, this time I have a plan."
>"What is it Ryuko?"
>"It's something my father taught me when I was still very little. Something I should only use in the face of an unbeatable opponent."
>"Well? What is it?"
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17zzbQoiyBF

>>31626749
[x] Grab weapons and BAIL

>>31626879
>implying all choices don't lead to RAEP and attacking leads to BEATDOWN FOLLOWED BY RAEP

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>>31626924
Not enough.

>>31626924
This much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM4SZ6AzfMY

>>31626986
Guess we made a right choice

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>>31627001
Well fuck

>>31627001
>still implying that any route here doesn't lead to you writing a rape scene
>implying not a shit GM
>implying not trying to fantasy realm

>>31627029
What a waste of juice. Disgusting.

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>>31627029
Literally.

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>>31627049
Carlos you fuck

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>>31627001
>nZk

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>>31627001

Ah...ahaha...that's...that's a good one, op...hah...

>>31627049
That joke was already made >>31626808
Step up your game

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>>31627029
I fucking love apple juice, way to go and waste it jeez. Also what's with her, spilling strawberry jam all over her like that.

>>31627079
Dammit, you're right.

I apologize - it was really inappropriate of me to come in with that level of game. I shall make sure it never happens again.

>>31627081
>pilling strawberry jam all over her like that.

Silly Nui, stop putting that jelly on your knees and elbows

>>31626749
>[ ] Grab the scissor and jump out of the window

Please, just recall a vote

>>31627149
Whoops, can't post that on a Christian image board!

>>31627181
Unless it was Jesus spilling his apple juice and/or strawberry jam, you'll be fine.

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>>31627209
Bah, kids these days can't even take a little guro anymore

>>31626749
You can't do it. You don't stand a chance against her in combat, and you don't really have an escape plan. You stand still.

Ragyou turns to you, smiling. "Well done, Ryuuko. Nui, Hououmaru, you can come out."

They were hiding? This whole "opportunity" was a setup?

"I wanted to find out just how loyal you are to me, so I arranged this little situation just now. You passed the test, with flying colors."

"T-thank you, ma'am.", is all you can choke out. No matter what you did, it would be within her plan?

"Still, there is one thing I simply must know. Forgive me Ryuuko, but this will be unpleasant."

"Huh?"

Ragyou's hand plunges into your chest.

>>31627234
Guro is shit taste.

>>31627234
>guro
Disgusting

>>31627244
>>31627243
See?

I long for the good old days when /g/ wasn't technology

>>31627235
SPEAKING OF GURO

>>31627235
FORCEFUL PENETRATION NO!

>>31627235
>hiding nui and houhouhouhouhouhoumaru
I'm not saying I called it

but I called it

>>31627235

Uh oh.

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>>31627235
IT'S OVER

>>31627234
Guro is shit
>>31627235
>Ragyou's hand plunges into your chest.

OH SNAP!

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>>31627235
YES! YES TOVARICH! SPLIT HER WIDE OPEN!

I'm sorry.

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>>31627235
Well shit.

This really breaks my heart

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>>31627235

I DUN WARNED YOU ALL.

Or rather,

>HURK BLEH COUGH

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>>31627235
WELP

>>31627276
>Guro is shit
You are shit, tripnigger

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>>31627279
>>31627283
>>31627287

>>31627303
Don't reply to fluff

>>31627317
Well he's filtered now

My opinions>Your opinions

>>31627310
Don't posts Papa Nito. This isn't Nito at all!

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>>31627243
>>31627244
>>31627276
Guro with Nui would be neat.

>Nui decapitates herself, hands her own head over to you, and you proceed to have fun.

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>>31627372
But Nito has the best friends.

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>>31627484

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>>31627484
???

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>>31627518
>all that sick shit
>and also anal with no lube
Fucking hell

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>>31627576
>that pic where she gets tipsy and playfully dismantles Veronica.jpg

>>31627235
Your father promised you he'd come here to talk some more, but it seems he and Iori are still busy with the uniforms. You can't blame them, the deadline you've set is almost unrealistic. Still, you can't afford to waste any time. Ragyou might very well be already aware of a lot of things by now.

You hear the elevator arrive, and see Souichirou enter the main room.

"Sorry this took so long. Shirou is finishing up the adjustments on the Three-Star uniforms now. As for the Battlefield Trip ones, they're already being manufactured. Now, as promised, I will explain some things."

You call the Devas to the room.

"Before I start my explanation, I think you should make your friends aware of a certain fact, if you haven't already.", your father says.

"That's true. Some of you already know this, but Matoi Ryuuko, or rather Kiryuuin Ryuuko, is my sister."

"What?", Sanageyama says.

"WHAAAT?!", Gamagoori emphasises.

"Sorry for keeping you in the dark about this. I wanted to inform all of you at once, but due to various circumstances, I couldn't."

"Well, now that this is out of the way, I can begin. As you have probably figured out after hearing this, Matoi Isshin was an alter ego of mine, which I was forced to assume after rebelling against Ragyou."

"I still don't really understand how did you manage to make yourself look like that, father.", you say.

He looks at you. "Life Fibers, Satsuki.", is all he says.

>>31627584
>>>and also anal with no lube
It's pretty nasty, man.
I'd wager butthurt is worse than having someone fuck your guts

>>31627600
>Life Fibers, daughter

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>>31627600
>He looks at you. "Life Fibers, Satsuki.", is all he says.

>>31627600
>life fiber girls
and then souichirou is senator armstrong.

>>31627001
>nZk
Eh, it ain't no Erock.

>>31627600
>He looks at you. "Life Fibers, Satsuki.", is all he says.
Nigger broke his own fucking back though, no fancy life fiber shit

>>31627643
Life Fibers.

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>>31627600

>"Life Fibers, Satsuki."

Somewhere, Mikisugi Aikuro's nipples begin to illuminate.

>>31627654
NIGGER
BROKE
HIS
>OWN
BACK

>>31627600
No mention of Nanisore's reaction?

>>31627685
She already knew

>>31627685
She's known for like 2 years now.

>>31627685
She already knew. Remember? She dyed Ryuko and Satsuki's hair.

>>31627685
she already knew m8

>>31627685
She already knew.

>>31627685
She already knew... and we assume she briefly fantasized about it since she seems interested in Satsuki

>>31627700
It's a safe assumption since once we told her she later went to cry herself to sleep

>>31627727
>cry herself to sleep
That's what she wants you to think she went to do

>>31627727
I'm pretty sure that's literally what she did. Like if I go back and check that thread, I'm pretty sure VoteP wrote that she cried herself to sleep over it.

>>31627745
I'm pretty sure votep mentioned that she literally did tho.

>>31627758
That's what HE wants to think she did

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>>31627774
>HE wants to think she did

>>31627685

She literally stone-cold fainted when she found out.

>>31627758
>>31627769
>>31627727
>>31627745

Yeah, she cried a lot during the whole thing.

Not entirely sure why. My joke when she passed out was that she briefly imagined the possibilities and it was just too much for her tiny loliraging heart.

>>31627745
>>31627774
What are you hinting at?

>>31627795

scissors

>>31627792
Honestly, the way I took it was that Nonon saw Satsuki as an older sister of sorts, and when she found out that Ryuko was literally her little sister, Nonon felt like it would ruin what was between her and Satsuki.

>>31627792
Maybe because before Ryuko joined Nonon liked to fantasize about being Satsuki's sister and doing cute sister shit with her, and then it turns out her rival is actually Satsuki's sister

>>31627816
>>31627832

Y'know, we haven't really interacted with Nonon much in the past >couple years. I wonder what her relationship with Ryuko is like currently.

>>31627865
Rape victim's friend?

>>31627890

Too current.

>>31627865
I sort of forgot about her

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>>31627906
So just like the show did?

>>31627906

Well, I mean, we interacted with her a lot early on. We were roomies and shit. Barring that one EMERGENCY there hasn't been a lot going on to alter our relationship.

Assuming we have the opportunity, it might be good to have a talk with her like, "girl, for reals, we cool?". But that can wait.

And when we can have weird pompadour nightmares about Nonon. Or maybe she can ask us to help her make Satsuki her girlfriend.

>>31627950
I'm all for being Nonon's wingman

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>>31627518
Unf~.

>>31627976

We'd have to sneak in a "you must be this tall to ride" joke somewhere, though. Just the once.

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>>31627976
No anon, she can be ours.

>>31628009
For who, Senketsu?

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>>31628009
Nonon needs love too.

>>31628036

I don't think we need a wingman for Senketsu.

>>31628063
That's what I'm talking about

>>31628080

Going on double dates with Satsuki and Nonon would be awkward, though.

Especially with Junketsu as a fifth wheel

>>31628146
>Senketsu making small talk with Junketsu
>Gets stonewalled

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>>31628161

>"Ah, Junketsu my brother, how are you today?"
>"...."
>"...I...see? Are you well? Are all your fibers in order?"
>"..."
>"Ah-ha-ha... Yes. Um. Is..is it nice to be worn by Satsuki?"
>The only sound is a cold wind blowing, colder than a life fiber feels while crossing the vast void of space, punctuated only by a "..."
>Senketsu fails is SAN check and immediately begins crying hysterical tears faced with Junketsu's 1000 yard stare

>>31627600
He continues. "Anyway, for the past thirteen years, I've been living in hiding, and researching Life Fibers, with the help of Nudist Beach, which I've founded. That research culminated in the creation of two things: Senketsu, and the Sword Scissors. Both were meant to be used to stop Ragyou. And now, they're both in Ragyou's hands, along with their intended wielder."

"Intended wielder? You created them with Ryuuko in mind?"

Souichirou frowns. "That's right. I'm not a great father. I've turned you and Ryuuko into soldiers, and I don't expect you to forgive me."

You shake your head. "What you did was the only right course of action, father. I'd much rather be a soldier, than a mindless pawn of Ragyou. I'm sure Ryuuko feels the same way."

He smiles a bit. "Thank you, Satsuki. Let's continue. The very same day I've completed Senketsu, my house was attacked, by Harime Nui."

"You know of her, father?" You weren't aware of that.

"A bit. She was born a year after Ryuuko. At the time, I was already planning my rebellion, and Nui is one of Ragyou's own experiments from that period. All I really know is that she has grown from a human embryo put into an artificial Life Fiber womb. "Ethics" is a term entirely alien to my wife."

You can agree with that. Other than being a Life Fiber hybrid, Harime Nui turned out the way she is due to her upbringing, and a lack of a father figure to counterbalance Ragyou's influence.

>>31628266
>entirely alien to my wife

O-ho, isn't this something?
Let's try to rekindle that flame of theirs, guys

>>31628266
>"Ethics" is a term entirely alien to my wife."
>entirely alien

I see what he did there.

>>31628009
>>31628036
>>31628063
>>31628080
>>31628146
And no mention of Mako AGAIN.

>>31628314
You crazy motherfucker.
Let's do it.

>>31628317
Good, I hate that annoying cunt

>>31628314
Well, they technically never divorced.

>>31628358
We just have to get a good lawyer so we get half of her stuff, including the OLF

>>31628317

We definitely don't need a wingman for Mako.

But c'mon, Senketsu just got his body back, you want to leave a man out in the cold.

Even though Senketsu shares some of Ryuko's DNA, and depending on what that is, may technically be family.

>>31628314

Fuck it, let's dream the impossible dream.

>>31628358

Well, I mean, if he was legally declared dead, then it's 'til death did them part until he gets unlegally dead.

>>31628266
"She was there for my research. We fought, and I was forced to use the Sword Scissors. Even then, she's still managed to beat me. At that point, she's lost interest in me, and headed to the lab, where I assume she's destroyed everything, cut Senketsu up, and collected the pieces, apart from the core one. How did she overlook that, I wonder?"

"In the meantime, you've made your getaway?", you ask.

"That's right. I got away from the house, and kept my head down for some time, while monitoring Nudist Beach's activities. It seems that they've eventually decided to disobey my orders, forcing me to take on a new identity, Nagita Shinjirou, and keep an eye on things. I couldn't contact them outright, as it was too risky."

Sanageyama chimes in. "Sir, if you disguised as Nagita and came here to monitor the situation, why did you join the Fight Club, and participate in Naturals Election?"

"Well, that's quite simple. I wanted to put Honnouji Academy to a test, and the Fight Club was perfect for that purpose. I'm guessing you're curious about my fighting skills, as well. Let me explain. The clothes I'm wearing are made in fifty percent out of Life Fibers."

Everyone in the room is understandably surprised, yourself included.

"Fifty percent? I thought humans lose most of their resistance once they're twenty?", Inumuta says.

"Two decades of working with Life Fibers does that to you. That, or it kills you. I guess I got lucky."

>>31628679

5-Star Dad

>>31628404
She can perfectly wear Senketsu to dates with Mako. It's not like either of them intrude in the other's territory.

>>31628781
unless Mako begins to strip her.

>>31628781

Are we opening up triang relations? because that'll make this whole issue way more complicated.

We might need to make a relationship map.

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>>31628868
>We might need to make a relationship map.
That just sounds like a shipping chart to me.

ARE YOU PREPARED TO GO ALL THE WAY WITH THIS, ALEXEI?

>>31628679
"Well, you know the rest.", Souichirou finishes his story.

Do you, though? There are several things that remain unclear.

[ ] Nudist Beach
[ ] Sword Scissors
[ ] Senketsu

>>31628729

He's slowly dying while wearing them. The ending will involve his death.

>>31628979
>[x] Sword Scissors

We should probably learn about the "double cut" method, since we have two swords right now.

>>31628979
>[X] Nudist Beach

>>31628979
[X] Nudistooo.... BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH!!

>>31628979
[ ] Sword Scissors

>>31628979
>[ ] Nudist Beach

>>31628979
>[ ] Sword Scissors

>>31628979
>[x] Sword Scissors

>>31628979
>[X] Nudist Beach
>[X] Sword Scissors
>[X] Senketsu

Why not all of them? They all seem to lead into one another anyways

>>31628979
>[ ] Sword Scissors

>>31628979
>[ ] Sword Scissors

Seriously. Don't we want to know what makes the sword scissors so special that they can kill life fibers?

>>31629024
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>>31629040
>>31629044
>>31629053

>>31624094
HIDALGO! [guitar strum]

>>31628979
"You never explained what the Sword Scissors are, father. What's special about them?", you ask.

"Well, they're a giant pair of scissors, to be used as swords, as the name suggests. They're made from ultra-hardened Life Fibers, and are designed specifically to nullify other Life Fibers."

"Is there any reason why they form a pair of giant scissors?"

"A very good one. You see, the best way to cut powerful Life Fibers is from both sides at once, to prevent them from regenerating. Actually, you could use those two swords the same way."

"Bakuzan and Jiyuuzan?", you ask.

"That's right. Bakuzan is my creation, and Jiyuuzan was made basing on its blueprints, was it not? Other than being normal swords in design, they can be used for the same purpose as the Sword Scissors."

"I see."

Inumuta writes down your father's words in his laptop intently.

[ ] Discuss the plan
[ ] Go check on Iori's work