And so it begins again.

[SoliloquySubs] FUCK QUEST 09 [Hi10P][720p][1735NTR].mkv

It's time

Are we repeating from last week?

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>>31746782
It begins anew

It came!

YOU'RE LATE YOU FUCKING WHORE

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>>31746782
Fuck quest is back.

>>31746782
I have missed you more than I knew it was possible to miss something.

Welcome back based OP Studios. Welcome back.

>>31746782
I missed this.

Finally, our saviour has returned!

I've been waiting for this.

>>31746782
Yes
YEES!
Also, this is the same post from the fake OP a while ago.

>>31746796
>Episode 9.1
Yes, we are.

YEW

>>31746782
MY DICK HAS BEEN AWAITING THIS FOR A WHOLE EXTRA GODDAMN WEEK, LET US DANCE FQOP

are we restarting from the beginning of this episode or are we picking up where we left off?

>>31746782
It's happening!

Are we leaving off at everyone having dinner or the actual beginning?

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Hi /a/

I guess it's time to learn the ways of /tg/ together

I feel like some minority who walked into a land full of racists

Finally. I vacant wait for some Whitney.

Time for the hardest of plot induced boners

Good to hear from you fags again.
I missed you

>>31746782
Fuck you, now I've got that song stuck in my head.

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>>31746782
threads theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_POwuVGLfQA&index=6&list=PLnzZfi1i3Q5WwmnaaZnP4zKcLM9d0XPZg

>>31746834

probably restarting, would be better for archives.

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"Gross, gross, gross! Oh my God! What the fuck, Alabaster!"

"It's not what it looks like--"

You stumble to your feet, pulling up your pants and boxers, painfully aware that it's 100% what it looks like. You chase after Cerise as she flees toward the living room.

Ms. Carte passes you in the opposite direction. She approaches Mom, who's still kneeling on the ground, covered in spunk. Ms. Carte runs a hand across her own forehead before helping Mom up.

"Oh," Ms. Carte says. "Ohhh."

In the dining room, Cerise wheels around and shouts: "Our own mother? Seriously?"

"Come on-- is it really so different than our little family movie night?"

"Is that REALLY how you want to play this? How would you like it if you came home and found dad licking my pussy? Huh?"

"Well -- I'd be surprised. Since when does your pussy have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal?"

Cerise groans and starts for the living room again. You stop her by grabbing her wrist.

In the kitchen, Ms. Carte daubs Mom's cummy face with a wet washcloth, mirroring the courtesy Mom paid her when she was injured. Mom seems a little shell-shocked right now.

"Did you get any of that in your mouth?" Ms. Carte asks.

"Uh-- q-quite a bit, I think."

"Oh. Ohhh."

"Do you fuck EVERYTHING that moves?" Cerise hollers. "Serious question!"

"Only if it has a vagina. Err-- well, I guess the general policy is 'only if it's cute'..."

"Oh my fucking Christ. You are literally the worst. Just the WORST, Alabaster."

"Wait, no-- I'm not explaining myself properly..."

Ms. Carte leads Mom into the dining room and helps her sit down at the table.

When Ms. Carte sits down opposite, you notice she still has the cum-soaked washcloth in her hands, squeezing and playing with it idly.

>>31746834
I hope from where we left off.

>>31746837
Here, in the eye of the storm, you will be, more or less safe.

I-I missed you guys.

What is this strange place?

White
leather
choker

>>31746837
I'm trying to figure out which is your home board, But I can't.

So, should I delete everything from last week on the pastebin and start ep 9.1 fresh?

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Wow, alot more /a/nons have showed up than I expected.

Glad to see you guys again.

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>>31746852
great this again...get to the part where everything falls to shits please

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>>31746843

No matter where we go, this man marches on.

>>31746852
>"Well -- I'd be surprised. Since when does your pussy have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal?"

every time

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"If you've got some way to explain this, I'm all ears!" Cerise says.

"It's just--"

The doorbell rings. The room falls pindrop quiet as all heads swivel in the direction of the foyer.

"Is that..." Mom begins, too full of trepidation to finish whatever thought plaguing her.

"Spancer wouldn't let any Darkbloom agents through," Ms. Carte says, but doesn't seem very confident. She fiddles with the washcloth anxiously.

You approach the front door.

"Alabaster!" cry all three women in worried unison -- Mom, Ms. Carte, and Cerise. You wave an impatient hand behind your back to silence them as you put your eye up to the peephole.

Through the fisheye lens, you see Whitney.

>>31746837
I would consider it the other way around
Like if a Klan member wandered his way through Harlem

>>31746873
>Not expecting a ton of /a/non to show up.

So yeah how sexually deviant is /tg/?

>Fuck Quest got cancelled on my birthday.

No lie, it was the worst birthday I've ever had.

>>31746897
Very.

>>31746873
In the parlance of the fa/tg/uy:

Our Emperor's light is our torch! Our faith is his shield, our fury his sword!

>>31746883
It's a shame we're starting over.
Should go fast, though.

>>31746897
/tg/ is where /d/ goes when it feels adventurous.

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do we have a thread advertising this on /a/ for anyone who doesn't follow the twitter

>>31746907
Happy belated birthday, if it means anything to you.

>>31746907
Oh wow, it was the day before mine.

It was destroyed before it even began.

>>31746837
C'mon man, we're a lot nicer to foreigners than /a/ is.

Wow, that did sound racist of me.

I don't follow Fuck Quest, honestly I'm here anticipating a shitstorm but I promise not to encourage one if it does. Just to be safe, I recommend archiving on Foolz even though there's a /tg/ specific archival and avoid making new threads until you're on Page 10, we're so incredibly slow here that threads can last for 12 hours after they bump cap sometimes.

Good running, have fun, ignore the trolls.

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"What are you doing here?" you demand when you swing open the door.

"Duh," Whitney says. "It's dessert-for-dinner Sunday. Did you think I was gonna skip it just because we're all about to get murdered?"

Whitney cranes her neck, peering into the dining room. "Hey, Ms. Carte. Feeling better?"
Ms. Carte waves sheepishly in acknowledgement but doesn't say anything.

Whitney sniffs at the air. "It stinks like cum in here. You guys having an orgy?"

"No," Cerise says. "It's just another normal day at the Soliloquy house. My mother sucking my brother's dick, sticking fingers up his ass. You know, the usual!"

Whitney laughs. "You fucked your mom, Ally? Wicked..."

"I didn't FUCK her-- I mean, it's... it depends on what your definition of 'is' is..."

"I don't understand why you're so mad, Cerise." Mom stands up, one hand clutching at her bosom as if trying to physically draw confidence out of herself. "I know what you and Alabaster get up to late at night... I can't enjoy his body as well?"

"Mrs. Soliloquy has a point," Whitney says. She steps inside, uninvited. The front door hangs open.

"...Wait a second," Whitney drawls. "...you've been fucking Cerise, too? We were supposed to do that tog--" You shush her.

Cerise's jaw is slack with indignation. She glances between Mom and Whitney as if she isn't sure who to hector first. And it's at that moment that Vivian walks through the open front door.

>>31746923
no, don't tell them
Its cosy without the hordes of people

>>31746923
pls don't do this

>>31746923
Please don't. It's just going to draw more assholes here.

>>31746852
guess we are restarting

>>31746930

I'm for making a new thread once we hit image limit. OP favours images, and /a/ isn't used to restraining their reaction image use.

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"Alabaster Soliloquy," she says. "We need to talk."

"Are you here to suck my brother's dick, too?" Cerise says sarcastically.

"Yes. But that is only one reason--"

Cerise throws her hands up in the air, completely defeated. "This is a madhouse! This is an honest to god madhouse!"

"You're overreacting," Mom says. "Be reasonable, dear."

"I don't want to hear it! You're molesting your own--"

"Oh, but it's okay for YOU to molest him--"

Whitney tries to mediate: "Guys, we can all take turns with him--"

"Shut up! Just shut up!" Cerise cries. A three-way match of bickering kicks into high gear.

Ms. Carte, anxiousness apparently getting the better of her, holds the soiled washcloth to her face and inhales deeply, trying to calm herself.

Vivian tugs at your shirtsleeve. "Um... can we go somewhere private?"

You take her aside so you don't have to shout to be heard over all the yelling. "Vivian, now... isn't exactly the best time--"

The doorbell rings again. From your new position, you can't see who it is.

Cerise charges forward like an angry bull. "What are YOU doing here, you dumb cunt?" she demands.

"Is Alabaster home?" comes Rose's honey-sweet voice. Your blood turns to ice. "We were supposed to work on a project together..."

>>31746923
That'll go over well, I don't think anyone wants to risk a ban for that, especially now

Will t voting by post or straw poll?

>>31746922
that's... surprisingly accurate.

speaking of which, is the weekend smut thread up?

>>31746914
Is that vannila /tg/ or which cross border population is the most perverted. I know the /a/ crowd really loves monster girls. but who doesn't

>>31746923
everyone who care is already here

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Darkbloom does nothing wrong, he only wants to make anime real.

>>31746923
It'll start a shitstorm

We probably shouldn't

>>31746923
don't do it dude.

you will attract all the wrong people who have already forgotten about this

>>31746923
after what happened last week?
No, plus /a/ is getting spamfucked right now with roll threads and shit now that Kancolle is gone

>>31746930
>encouraging
>recommending
>"Good running, have fun, ignore the trolls."

W-what is this terminology?

You guys are going to hit bump limit in like the next 10 minutes if you don't tone it down and shut up unless there's actual voting.

>Whitney tries to mediate: "Guys, we can all take turns with him--"

Classy as fuck

>>31746968
strawpoll, I'm sure

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"Yeah? Does that project involve sucking his dick?"

"Mm, maybe~"

"God. God. GOD."

You push Cerise out of the way and stare Rose down.

Behind you, the bickering gets even worse. Vivian follows you like a lost puppy, tugging on your shirt sleeve with greater persistence.

"Your place seems rather busy today," Rose says, her voice dripping with smugness.

"It is. Get lost."

"Nope."

She shoves her way past you. The last thing you see before she closes the door is Spancer, still standing guard outside, his expression as befuddled as you've ever seen.

>>31746983
There was that one guy though that said he'd be here to shit things up. Are you here shitty guy?

>>31746934
>You fucked your mom, Ally? Wicked
>you've been fucking Cerise, too? We were supposed to do that tog
Based Whitney

>>31746977
You say that now, lets see what you say whenever you find out he has an NTR fetish.

>>31746985
>Kancolle is gone
I should sympathize with those fuckers, but I can't stop laughing

>>31746782
Fuck yeah, Fuck Quest

Ok guys but seriously, there’s one thing that’s really been bugging me so far. Darkbloom wants to cause a kind of harem anime Instrumentality kind of thing, right?

>"What is diegetic apotheosis?"
>"Your life becomes like a movie or a game. You guessed that much. Everyone gets to live out their wildest fantasies. Whatever they may be... as long as Darkbloom approves. And that's where the apotheosis comes in. He gets to be the narrator. World domination through japanimation."

I think this may have been brought up before, but it really needs to be asked again if so: What if he’s already succeeded?

We’re currently guiding Alabaster in his role as Harem Anime Protagonist, and so far things have been going well, if not perfectly. We’ve caught a few breaks… quite a few. OP has also stated repeatedly that he’s on our side…

What if Alabaster is just living a dream like that?

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>>31746985
>now that kancolle is gone

huh?

>>31746985

Kancolle got banned too? Where did it move? Please tell me Monster Girl Generals are next.

OP's twitter has around 213 followers. I'd assume about 50 of them are here. It's not gonna be as fun watching people go crazy over choices but I'm already too balls deep into the story to drop it.

>>31746985
Kancolle got fucked too? how?

>>31746999
>"Yeah? Does that project involve sucking his dick?"

>"Mm, maybe~"

>"God. God. GOD."

I love how Cerise is freaking her shit.

>>31747021
>>31747021
>balls deep

>gigglinggirls.jpg

>>31746934
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

>>31746987
>>31746930
Why are these people so nice, I do not trust this. Isn't recommending a bad word?

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I'm worried about the prospect of interlewd.
How does /tg/ feels about mutual wanking and plot progression?

>>31747031
>I love how Cerise is freaking her shit.
She wants the otouto all to herself after all

>>31746999
New content moving through, TOOT TOOT!
This is where it begins.
>>31747011
>>31747017
>>31747018
Yeah, it's gone.
I don't think it's coming back, actually.

>>31746988

We usually can make a thread last to 1000 pages on /a/, only reason we would ever get a thread is if we hit the image limit.

>>31747021
Same here.

>>31747017
>no "Gay Sex with HATS ON"

>>31747039
They have their fair share of lewds in their quests.
So don't sweat it.
Dick unity, etc.

Hey OP, did you ever get a reply from the mods/moot?

>>31747039
They'll seriously be fine with it. /tg/ is lewd as shit.

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Your head swirls and the room seems to spin around you as the din of shouting gnaws at your eardrums.

"I can't belive you would--
"It's not any of your business--"
"--your own son--"
"--trust me, he has a lot of stamina! We can totally share--"
"--that any daughter of mine would be so SELFISH--"
"--Ahahaha! Haha! Oh, this is great! It really is busy here today, isn't it?..."
"--Selfish? SELFISH? You've got to be kidding--"
"He fucked me, like, three times in a row! There's definitely enough to go around--"
"Shut up! SHUT UP! Shutupshutupshutup--"

Ms. Carte rocks back and forth, her face covered like a veil, breathing deeply. Vivian pulls on your sleeve with a thumb and forefinger like she's holding on to the last spot on the last boat off the Titanic.

This is when you notice that Dad has -- unbelievably -- taken up his usual post in the dining room. He's reading the New York Times.

When did he come out of his bedroom? Did the shouting draw him out? Why doesn't he seem to care?

The argument becomes a toneless drone in the background as you watch him. He's oblivious to the apocalyptic horror happening all around him.

You close your eyes and try to focus on thoughts of calm. If Dad has that kind of resolve, then you must have inherited it, right?

You need to grab control of this situation before it flies off the rails even further.

"--and if you don't like it, you can MOVE OUT, missy--"
"--completely shameless! How can you--"
"--I mean, a foursome or a fivesome or whatever would be really hot--"
"Ahahahahaha!"
"--manhandling my little brother in the kitchen all the time, maybe I WILL move out--"

You put a thumb and index finger in your mouth and whistle sharply.

"EVERYONE! SHUT. THE FUCK. UP."

And amazingly, everyone shuts the fuck up. They stop and stare at you.

Also, this is the fastest thread in /tg/ history.

D-didn't we already have the "let's all enjoy the dinner" choice by now?

I'm scared, what are you doing OP.

>>31747014
Wait, what if darkbloom needs soliloquy's cum because it contains his dreams, and soliloquy's perfect world is the world which Darkbloom wants to create?

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I know a nice friendly game we can play with the family.

>>31747014
Shhh. As long as we don't know we're dreaming, we never have to wake up.

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I hope OP inserts himself as a surprise 7th girl

>>31747077
>He fucked me, like, three times in a row! There's definitely enough to go around--

Based Whitney

>>31747077
>"He fucked me, like, three times in a row! There's definitely enough to go around--"

I love this girl

>>31747024
We let trolls decide things.

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>>31747077
>"He fucked me, like, three times in a row! There's definitely enough to go around--"

>>31747080
Not even slightly you fucking worthless immigr/a/nt

>>31747039
You'll be fine. /tg/ has a constant smut general and an ERP general, as well as regular fetish threads and most importantly, other smut quests. They're usually... I don't wanna sound pretentious but "tasteful" is probably the word to use, but I don't think anybody will bother you about interlewds, some quests run like, three times a week, though I'm not sure any smut quests do.

What you want to avoid here is discussion threads, it's pretty frowned upon. You'll find you'll have tons of time to talk after your quest and interludes finish with how slow the board moves, then you can continue on in /qtg/.

>>31747077
Alphabaster Mode: HATSUDO!

>"--trust me, he has a lot of stamina! We can totally share--"
>"He fucked me, like, three times in a row! There's definitely enough to go around--"

Da bess

>>31747017
>those threads open
A-are you me?

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>>31747077
>tou-san's face

>>31747077
>"--I mean, a foursome or a fivesome or whatever would be really hot--"

based whitney

>>31747077

>her face covered like a veil

Quest threads.

>>31747039
just, look over here. >>31730285

>>31747039
You will get shitloads of hate over it.

>>31747077
>Vivian pulls on your sleeve with a thumb and forefinger like she's holding on to the last spot on the last boat off the Titanic.
>mfw only Vivianfag here

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>>31747128
That depends, who's the flagship of your heart?

>>31747109
Relax, dude.
I can go on multiple boards.
And from my experience, this is going like fucking hot cakes for /tg/ standards.
It'll probably stay on the front page for an hour after we hit limit.

Shoot now I'm going to fell bad for the dad after coming this far.

>>31747077
Based dad gives no fucks. May the ground quake the day he puts that paper down.

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"Mom, dinner is almost ready, right?"

She nods.

"Good. Cerise, help Mom serve. We are all going to sit down and eat dinner like civilized human fucking beings."

Rose snickers. "Fucking beings is right..."

You glare at her. She stops laughing.

"We are going to be calm and rational and enjoy a nice meal together. Can we please, PLEASE, do that?"

Ms. Carte puts her washcloth down. "I think that's a good idea," she says.

Mom and Cerise glance at one another. In tandem, they turn toward the kitchen.

You know both of them are still infuriated -- but they're willing to call a ceasefire. For now.

The rest of you sit down at the table. You have to pull some dusty chairs from storage in the garage to accommodate all the guests. Directly across from you is Vivian, and to her right Ms. Carte and Dad. To your left are Rose and Whitney.

That leaves Mom and Cerise to sit at either end of the table when they return bearing stacks of scrumptious-looking desserts.

Your modest dining room is as crowded as it's ever been.

>>31747077
>"He fucked me, like, three times in a row! There's definitely enough to go around--"
>"--I mean, a foursome or a fivesome or whatever would be really hot--"

Based Whitney, pushing for an orgy

>>31747146
My nigga, I'm here too. Goth lolis are too cute to not love.

>>31747146
my face when I feel I am but the only man still dedicated to loving all of the Heroines for their unique and varied qualities

>>31747154
>And from my experience, this is going like fucking hot cakes for /tg/ standards.
So you admit to being new as fuck to the board. Quit trying to proclaim your shitty little quest as king of the board, f/a/ggot.

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>>31747146

Good to see you made it too.

>>31747109
>immigr/a/nt
Is this a thing we're doing now?

>>31746837
Are you and Elf?!

>>31747160
Alabadass

>>31747153
Your mom

>>31747173
It is.
Or rather, the virgin who cums faster than any of the other fa/tg/uys here.

>>31747166
Is it starting already?

So where is the rest of /a/? Where are our other bros? Someone notify them that Fuck Quest is running.

>>31747160
>The rest of you sit down at the table. You have to pull some dusty chairs from storage in the garage to accommodate all the guests. Directly across from you is Vivian, and to her right Ms. Carte and Dad. To your left are Rose and Whitney.
Mostly unrelated to this, does anyone else have a kind of imaginary floor plan of the Alabaster household?

>>31747160
>Fucking beings is right.
Oh Rose

Can we go for MANkoto end?

>>31747209
Theres a Twitter anon, if they havent been following it by now then oh well.

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.
.
.

Well, well. Let's see here.

Since we have a new home, let's try something different.

Roll a d6 to determine how many members of our harem leave this little dinner feeling royally pissed off.

I will take the mode of 20 rolls ("mode" is the most commonly-occurring result).

Only roll 1d6 in your reply and don't hide the roll behind a noko. I will break any ties with a final die roll.

(Don't expect much more, if any, dice rolling for the rest of the cour. I just thought this would spice things up a bit. This will also give me the chance to see what kind of vote-volume I can expect, and therefore if I need to go back to Strawpoll or not.)

>>31747209
don't do it man

>>31747160
>calling Cerisefire.

>>31747209
No.

>>31747209
Honestly sir, if they were too autistic to subscribe to the twitter feed, they are unworthy of this offering.

>>31747160
Is dad still reading the paper? Even at the dinner table?

The fuck.

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>>31747153
Best starter ship and destroyer class, naturally.

>>31747209
see>>31746923

>>31747209
Don't

>>31747215
I have an image for the kitchen, living room, and Alabaster's/Cerise's rooms.

>>31747209

Starting a thread on /a/ would attract the shitposters and probably get the person who started the thread banned. Anyone who doesn't have FQOP's Twitter probably doesn't care enough to follow it here.

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>>31747183
That's fresh

>>31747215
Pretty much, yeah.

Rolled 3

>>31747232

Rolled 1

>>31747232

>>31747215
IaTM I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

I USED TO SEE YOU IN THE OTHER THREADS BUT I NEVER PAYED MUCH MIND

it's n-nice to s-see you here
b-but it's not like I care or anything

>20 minutes
>150 posts
What the fuck.

Bumb limit is 300, but don't freak out and make another thread. It will take HOURS to fall off the board.

>>31747215
It's basically the Simpsons home to me

>>31747245
Not eveyo be ois a speed reader.

>>31747232
Goddammit.

>>31747209
What >>31747222
said.
You could only attract more shitposters that way.

Rolled 5

>>31747232
So there's no chance of 0 happening? Shame.

>>31747232

.....what?

>>31747232
this can only end poorly OP.

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Rolled 3

>>31747232
oh gosh im so confused

>>31746930
What is wrong with this guy? Why is he so nice?

Rolled 3

>>31747232

>>31747232
I....but...what?

Voting is easier.

Rolled 1

>>31747232
Reporting in.

Hope this works.

Rolled 5

>>31747232

Rolled 6

>>31747232
Here we go

Rolled 4

>>31747232

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>>31747232
>making people leave.

What?

Rolled 2

>>31747232
oh boy

Rolled 4

>>31747232
Please be low ;_;

Rolled 6

>>31747232

Rolled 6

>>31747232

>>31747232

>>31747285
Probably at least Cerise would be pissed off.

Rolled 5 - 1

>>31747232
I vote for dice+1d7+-1, so that 0 is an option.

>>31747209
Posting a link to this thread over there would probably cause a shit storm.
And if they didn't care enough to keep a tab on the twitter feed, they shouldn't be here.

Rolled 3

>>31747232
Let's do this.

>>31747232
roll 1d6

Also, I want no one to leave ffs. I enjoy the drama

>>31747232
Oh geez, am I doing this right?

Let's see what happens

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>>31747232
WHAT IS THIS

I'M TOO NEW TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON

MY HEAD HURTS

>>31747232

Rolled 2

>>31747232

Rolled 5, 5, 6, 5, 5, 2, 2, 6 = 36

>>31747184

>>31747232
1d6

>>31747285
Cerise is always pissed off.

She Asuka Tier Tsundeere.

Rolled 5

>>31747232

>No Zero on a 6 sided die

suffering.

Rolled 5

>>31747232

>>31747310
OP will do as his all powerfull self wishes.
Rolling would be pointless.

>>31747298
And less retarded.

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>>31747247
a wise choice, if not the one I would make myself

Rolled 6

>>31747232

Rolled 6

>>31747232

Rolled 1

>>31747232

Rolled 1

>>31747232

Rolled 1

REMEMBER THE WISE WORDS OF THE BEFORE-TIME:

No bridge in Fuck Quest is burned forever

>>31747160
>Rose snickers. "Fucking beings is right..."

We should have never gone missionary position

Rolled 1

>>31747232

Rolled 6

>>31747232
H-h-here we go!

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>>31747232
>this kills the FQ

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>31747232
Rollan'

Rolled 5, 2 = 7

>>31747327
Oh, god dammit.

>>31747351
>>31747349
>>31747311
>>31747310
>>31747303
god damn, if only my wizard could roll like this.

Rolled 2

>>31747232
Hope I don't mess up.
Anyone clueless? Should read the sticky.

>>31747329
In E-mail field put dice+1d6

Rolled 6

>>31747232

Rolled 3

>>31747331
>>31747327
>>31747326
>>31747324
Woops

Rolled 5

>>31747232

Rolled 6

>>31747232

Am I doing this right...?

>>31747362
If only.

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>>31747160
Ally confirmed for bear.

>>31747245
thought the duration of the quest he's never put it down.

>>31747232
roll 1d6

I dont even know what this is.

Rolled 3

>>31747232
How would the ones who leave be decided?

So many 6? We fucked up.

>all dese 1s and 6s
I'm to scared to count

Rolled 3, 2 = 5

>>31747370
Fuck this, take my first die as a 5.

Rolled 1

Don't think I'm doing this right.

>>31747232
>Fuck quest OP gets hacked again.

Real fuck quest OP would be too based to do this.

Rolled 6

>>31747365
Lets try this again

Rolled 6

>>31747232
Here we go!

Rolled 3

>>31747232

>>31747232
>and therefore if I need to go back to Strawpoll or not.

Why not make a strawpoll on those for or against rolling? IMO this is kinda shitty compared to what we had.

>>31747232
dice 1d6

Rolled 5

>>31747232

>>31747232
I don't want anyone to leave though...

Rolled 4

Rolled 5

>>31747326
Fuck.

>>31747354
>>31747355
>>31747356
>>31747359

>All these ones in a row.
ITS A SIGN, who do we vote off the island?

for those who don't know, put: dice+1d6 in the e-mail field.

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Final tally after 20 rolls:

1 - 4
2 - 2
3 - 4
4 - 1
5 - 4
>6 - 5

Oh, guys.

Guys.

>>31747377
/tg/ stop spoonfeeding

let the little bird learn the ways of the world on his own, he needs to be independent

I don't like this at all :(

Holy crap, this confusion.
Guys, read the sticky. Jesus

Does anyone else really hope for a 6?

That way he can have a manly dinner with his dad, and have his dad confess to ally how proud he is.

Rolled 6

>>31747381
>all these 6
luck is on our side, for better or worse

>>31747424
>PANIC

>>31747408
>IMO.

You word you are looking for is objectively.

>>31747424
OP, NO

>>31747232
So I've samefagged like 4 rolls can we NOT do this now?

I mean what the fuck?

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>>31747232
lets not leave this to luck please

>>31747424
pls no

Rolled 1

>>31747232
Fine let's fucking go

>>31747424
I'm crying

>>31747430
Quit being so snooty you fucker.

>>31747424
WHY

>>31747232
Roll test

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Rolled 5

>>31747424
WHAT NO. NO YOU FUCKER.

>>31747424
FUCK

>>31747424

pls no

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Rolled 4

>>31747424

NO

NOOOOOO

>>31747424
HABBEDING

>>31747146
you're not alone anon

>>31747424
don't do it! it was a failed experiment! note it down and move on to happy harem times!

>>31747424
GOD DAMMIT
FUCK
SHIT

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Rolled 5

>>31747424
Shit.

Rolled 3

>>31747424

THIS WAS A TEST RUN. IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE

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>>31747424

>>31747424
YES. MANLY DINNER END.

TIME FOR SOME FATHER SON BONDING

>>31747424
Fuckomg knew this would happen.

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>>31747424

>>31747232

No luck please, if we fuck this up I want it to be our own choices.

>>31747424
yeah, this is what I want my next wizard/sorcerer/oracle/witch to do. but here? no. never here.

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>>31747424

>>31747232
I would like to point out that, while this is a novel idea, and I'm all for experimentation, this can be effectively used to vote ever minute until called by you. It's a bad metric to gauge your voter turnout, but it keeps from people vote-rigging.

Pro for con, I guess

>>31747424
GODDAMMIT OP

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>>31747424

>>31747424
DON'T DO THIS really that's gay
We're Ala-motherfuckin-baster we don't leave things up to luck

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EVERYBODY LEAVES BUT SENSEI AND DAD

>>31747455
>55
>Rolled 5
YOU CHOSE THIS FATE

>>31747424
Allow me to formally welcome you to /tg/ dice, designed to fuck you.
Again.
And Again.
And Again.

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Rolled 5

>>31747424
You piece of shit, stop torturing us and write a goddamn scene with no one leaving. WE ARE TOO NEW TO /TG/ TO USE A GODDAMN 6 DICE SYSTEM GAAAAAAAAAAH
I EVEN WROTE MY GODDAMN CAPTCHA IN CAPS

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Rolled 5

>>31747232
what nukige has this game mechanic?

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>>31747424

Suffering Quest initiate

>>31747424
PANIC

>>31747424
You never should have done this in the first place.

>>31747424
STOP TROLLING OP.

Don't bother with this dice shit OP, the old system worked fine. We're not fucking things up with our entire harem due to an unwarranted game of chance.

>>31747486
All 6 women are leaving.

>>31747424
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>31747465
Quit being a little bitch and take your lumps.

Welcome to /tg/, fucker.

Our first run on /tg/ and we get fucked the other way around..

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>>31747424

>>31747424
lets never do this rolling again pls

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>>31747424
You know how this will end. 6-some 6/6 right now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubiZDYU7mv0

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>>31747514
>>31747508
Agreed

>>31747508
/tg/'s dice gods are well known for being absolute motherfuckers

>>31747424
Well OP, the floor is yours.

>>31747489
>>31747492
>>31747496
>>31747501
>>31747503
>>31747514
>all these entitled little bitches

>>31747424
What da fuuuuuuck
Nope.
I just
no

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>>31747424

Welcome to /tg/ dice, /a/nons. It might've not been so bad if you guys were posting like hot cakes.

Why is everyone freaking out so hard?
>everyone storms off
>ally about to get up and do something
>his father tells him to sit down
>manly meal with manly discussion commences

>>31747508
Welcome to TG dice, where it fuck you the player, fuck the GM, fuck both of them, fuck the game or fuck the GM so much he/she takes it out on the players(Bass Digger Quest)

TG dice is something to be fear at. It killed many many quests.

/a/, stay away from the fucking dice.

Rolled 2

>>31747424
So what are the chances of a "royally pissed off" 7-some?

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Oh god I'm nervous. OP, what are you going to do to us.

>>31747427
I know /a/ has irrational hatred on par with that of /v/ but here in /tg/ being polite and sharing information is a good thing.

Our hobbies are based on playing with real people in a format that's not universally understood. Instead of just talking about them.

Our Generals tend to include explanations of what they are about.