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Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches.
>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY
>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p
>Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi
>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR
>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest
>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide

>Updated pastebins including Magic and Mechanics, check them out for some new levels/skill modifiers. Questions are of course accepted in thread.

>Current Stats:
>Protag Points: 318
>Mana 25/25
>Harem Status 5/5

For the first time in your life, which has only been three days but you still feel it’s important to note these things, your sleep is completely peaceful and undisturbed. You don’t remember dreaming, at least not anything concrete. The most you do remember is a vague sense of warmth and a feeling of being protected. You think it’s probably like what a child feels when being held by its mother.

As you slowly wake, your mind stilly groggy and fumbling, you begin to notice your surroundings even before you open your eyes. The first thing that really sinks in is that your legs are tangled with what your brain classifies as approximately four bajillion miles soft, smooth, curvy legs that definitely don’t belong to you. This is compounded when you notice that you don’t feel anything else before your boxers, meaning that your companions are similarly lacking in coverings below the waist.
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>>31764778

There are two arms wrapped around your waist, one hand gripping your stomach and another on your back. By the pressure on the hand on your stomach, you slowly gather that Tatsuko is more than likely behind you. This is confirmed as your mind informs you of two large, firm and yet giving mounds pressed against your back and you hear a soft, “Mnyah,” from directly behind your neck, close enough for her warm breath to play against your neck.

The person in front of you is less well defined but still pleasing, your mind slowly starting to focus on determining who they are when it suddenly informs you of two very important things, namely the two locations of your hands. Your first hand, the left, had at some point in the night reached upward to prevent two much pressure on it. This hand, you note, is currently being engaged by two others, whose fingers are twined with yours in much the same way as your legs are.

Your right hand, your senses inform your now clear mind, is currently grasping a butt. It is a very fine butt, the size and shape fitting into your hand and palm very nicely. By the warmth in your hand it has been there quite a bit of time and your partner, who you still don’t know the exact identity of, hasn’t moved or wiggled it off of them.

For some reason, your mind focuses on this almost exclusively, making it your first choice of the day.

>Take your hand off the butt.
>Leave your hand there.
>….Give the butt a squeeze.
>Other.
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>>31764829
>leave your hand there.
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>>31764829
>….Give the butt a squeeze.
The plot thickens.
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>>31764829
>>….Give the butt a squeeze
There are worse ways to wake up
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>>31764829
>>Leave your hand there.
if our other hand is free, pull them closer
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>>31764948
It's engaged in some disgusting lewdness right now
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>>31764948
It's currently laced up among about 10 fingers.
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>>31764948

>>….Give the butt a squeeze

SQUEEZE ALL THE BUTTS

Also welcome Guide
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>>31764940
Honestly, I'm not sure I can think of any better ways.
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>>31764829
>>Leave your hand there.
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>>31764829
>>….Give the butt a squeeze.
Sure, why not.
Most of our girls like a bit of forwardness anyway.
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>>31764829
>Squeeze dat bootay
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>>31764829
>….Give the butt a squeeze.
Let the cute eeps begin!
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>>31764829
>….Give the butt a squeeze.
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Looks like you're feeling adventurous this morning.

Also, PP is at 352.

And I'm surprised you didn't freak out. I think it's interesting that a Harem Quest is one o f the more mature ones.
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>>31765227
how would you expect us to freak out?
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>>31765227
We're all just going
>FUCK YES!
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>>31765245
OH MY GOD. THERE'S A BUTT.
MY 14 YEAR OLD HORMONES CAN'T HANDLE IT.
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>>31765245
You're doing this with two women at the same time. I mildly expected /tg/ to freak out.
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>>31765285

I was trying to keep my cool.

Internally I'm having a heart attack.
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>>31765285
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>>31765285
Probably got swallowed up by having a butt in one hand and breasts pressed against our back. Speaking of, if we can feel someone's butt, where are their boobs?
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>>31765285
I was more confused about how they were sharing our hand.
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>>31765285
Hey now, you might wanna delete that.
If you get banned, where does that leave us?
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>>31765285
What can I say? I'm a sick bastard
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>>31765227
Guide, we've had a number of ideas through recent threads where people are trying to create some magic item/ do something with their magic powers in general.
I was wondering if you might consider having a vote at the start of each week where we could pick a project like >ward the house or >craft weapons for yourself and have that built into the narrative for the rest of the week?

Also maybe consider letting time flow a bit more? We've been pretty consistent about being a good student, so perhaps assume we're going to classes unless something interferes?
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>>31765285
>BANTHISSICKFILTH.jpg
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>>31765504
I think we need to run at least today since we've only seen our MW and probably F schedule so far.

Once we've done a week or so, he can probably start laying on the time throttle.
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>>31765504
I know, I've been thinking about time skips.

Plot does take some time to develop, so maybe a week or "a few days later."
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>>31765571
a few days sounds good. You can extrapolate our actions far enough from that without it feeling like railroading with a 2-3-day timeskip.
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Guide, just to ask, are golems a thing in this universe? If so how do they work? What materials are needed to make one? Can they become sentient? Can we have a golem in our harem?
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>>31765660
... Yes.
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>>31765285
We're on /tg/. We're into anything.


Anything
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>>31765660
Dunno, dunno, dunno, maybe, probably up to you.

You guys must remember that the whole "magic" thing was dropped on me by you, I haven't built an entire magic system from scratch, especially since we're trying to keep it mostly soft.
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>>31765660
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>>31765781
>>31765767

Ahtmind.
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>>31765760
Not that guy, but...
Somehow, despite having just found this quest and read through the archives two days ago, I have indeed forgotten that.
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>>31765760
well, do you want help creating crunch for a magic system, then? There are probably a few of us who could contribute to brainstorming with you.
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>>31764778
>>31764829
>>31765227
>>31765285
>And I'm surprised you didn't freak out.

If It makes you feel any better, I've been to busy masturbating from the OP to vote.

I've only seen so much lewd before. And it may get even better.
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>>31764829
Well…it is a nice butt. In fact it’s a very nice butt. So, you decide to give it a gentle squeeze.

Hmm…You don’t really have a great deal of experience with butts, Tatsuko seems much more fond of pressing her breasts into you, but you think that it’s quite nice. There’s some give, but it’s nice and firm, pleasant to do.

There’s a soft moan as you do so, which causes you to open your eyes. It’s not exactly helpful, your eyes are covered by a mass of blue hair. You vaguely notice two slightly different colors of blue in your vision, which means that you just groped Kaname, unless Junko somehow snuck into your bed which you find highly unlikely.

Your thought is confirmed as roughly half of the hair in front of you is pulled away, the hand on your back apparently moving it away and revealing the brown eyes of your first and only known sentient harem member.

She looks at you sleepily, eyes appearing mildly disgruntled at being woken in such a way.

“Watch it buddy,” she says muzzily, sounding more like she’s putting up a token protest than actually being pissed, “I’m not sure I like you that much yet.”


You try and think of a response to this.

While you do however, you notice she's wearing one of your shirts.

> “You're wearing my shirt..."
> “You haven’t moved either.”
>Give her another squeeze.
>Other.
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>>31765985
>> “You're wearing my shirt..."
>> “You haven’t moved either.”
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>>31765916
I appreciate the offer, but Anon seems to have wanted to keep it soft for right now.
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>>31765985
> Other
For maximum lewd:
Give her hand a squeeze.
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>>31765985
>> “You're wearing my shirt..."
>> “You haven’t moved either.”
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>>31765985
>“You haven’t moved either.”
>Squeeze hand "Go back to sleep, it's to early."
>Look around real quick, is it to early?
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>>31766034
You are a depraved individual.

Do this.
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>>31765985
> “You haven’t moved either.”
>Give her another squeeze.
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>>31765985
> “You haven’t moved either.”
To start with, since we've always been rather sassy. Possibly follow up with the shirt thing afterwards.
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>>31766034
haha. Perfect.

"don't like my hand on your butt? then give me something else to hold."
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>>31765985

"My shirt, my rules"
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>>31766034
The depravity of this board is insane.

...Do it.
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>>31765985
>“You haven’t moved either.”


>hugsdn GRANT
Hold your horses Captcha, we'll get to Tatsuko in a second.
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>>31765985
>"Yes, well, it would appear to me, that your butt is in the way of my hand squeeze."
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Looks like a mild jumble with a definite hand squeeze.

Writing.
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>>31766227
>hand holding
Guide, you should realize you're just enabling this deviancy.

you're doing god's work
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>>31766227
>all this lewd
I don't think I'm ready for this.
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>>31765985
>>“You haven’t moved either.”
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>>31766227
Yes. YES! MORE LEWD! MOOOOOOOOORE!
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>>31766227
Ya know, guide, you brought this upon yourself by bringing it up.

Captcha: her futonsu
No, we were on the couch LAST night.
We're in a bed now.
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Guys don't come on so strong or we will be back on the couch!
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>>31766486
I agree... besides hand holding is cuter than ass grabbing.
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>>31766486
>>31766510
It's too late now, the LEWD Train is here
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>>31766486
No, she will be pushed out of the bed by everyone else, they are all fine with it
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>>31765985
>“You haven’t moved either.”
Let's not push our luck too far this early in the morning.
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>>31765985
In response to her statement you decide to twine your fingers slightly more firmly with the ones that you’re pretty sure are hers and give them a squeeze.

“I didn’t notice you struggling to escape either,” you say, “In fact I’m pretty sure you haven’t moved at all.”

“Well…I must admit Tatsuko was likely right when she decided you were the most comfy thing on campus,” she replies, stretching slightly against you.

“And you’re wearing my shirt,” you finish, giving her a smile at the slight blush that comes onto her face.”

“Akeno said something about “stealing” my place if I didn’t get in fast enough,” she mutters, “And it was the only thing around…”

You chuckle at that, a smile gracing your face.

Kaname seems to blush even more, muttering something under her breath at that.

She looks awfully cute right now...and she’s right there.

>Give her a kiss.
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
>Don’t do anything.
>Other
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>>31766636
>>Give her a kiss.
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
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>>31766636
>>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
I don't think we'd be human if we didn't do at least this much.
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>>31766636
"Your lips are looking pretty tempting over there..."
give her a second or two to respond, and if she doesn't have an immediate shutdown for us, go for the full kiss.
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>>31766636
move our mouth right next to her ear, ask permission to kiss her. We did tell her yesterday that we wouldn't do it again unless she wanted it
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
"You're adorable."
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
Remember, don't want to make it look like we're just doing it for the show. Keep it a little light till she asks for it.
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>>31766705
This
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss.

Listen to the crab! It could not be more obvious!
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>>31766701
Well, I mean, technically we're not.
We're an anime character, who exists strictly outside the bounds of reality.
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>>31766705
I like this
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
No need to rush into things, and it's best to be sure before going for full-on kisses.
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
We told her the next kiss would be one she wanted, not force upon her. Though does the cheek count for that?
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
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Why the hell are people flinching from kissing her flat out? We've macked everyone in the room, and gave the girl in question our first honest kiss. I don't think she'd think poorly of us for another one.
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>>31766705
>>31766707
This, no kissing without permission
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>>31766705
This sounds like an excellent compromise position here.
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>>31766636
>>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
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>>31766705
This
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>>31766773
Cause she's sentient and we already told her the next real kiss would be because we both wanted it.
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>>31766773
Sentient, and while the objection to the butt squeeze was mild, best not to try her patience.
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>>31766773
I'm with this dude. She's been sleeping in our bed with her ass in our hand wearing nothing but our t-shirt. She's totally down for more than just a kiss on the cheek.
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>>31766773
It's something we said last time, anon, when she kissed us for the show. We promised her we'd kiss her when she wanted to be kissed, etc. We're just keeping a promise
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>>31766636
>Giver her a kiss.
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>>31766636
>give her a kiss...on the cheek

She is sentient, so we don't want to go full retard, but it would help her know that we're not letting her go.
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>>31766705
This
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>>31766705
this
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss…on her cheek.
"You're cute when you're flustered."
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>>31766776
>>31766705
>Asking permission with words
NEVER ever do this.
You must always ask permission for a (lips) kiss, but it must always be made nonverbally. Asking verbally is ruining the mood.

How do you ask non verbally? a gentle caress of the face with, fluttering eyes towards lips, making a "kiss" with mouth and moving in a bit but not all the way and observing reaction. If she doesn't shy away, its a yes.

That being said. I think peck on the cheeck or hand holding is better right now
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>>31766636
>Give her a kiss...on her cheek.
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I must be out of my mind then, because I'm pretty sure when we kissed she had asked us not to put points into the kiss like we did the other two girls before, and did mention that we had to complete the scene to through off suspicion...But that was it, she mentioned it. I honestly don't remember promising her not to kiss unless she asked for it.
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>>31766811
she said she will play along because the plot demands it.
Don't take advantage of her like that

>>31766832
wait, she is? damn someone needs to make a chart of the girls in this quest.
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>>31766880
We made that promise ourselves after the kiss.
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Calling time here to count.
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>>31766864
I know that, man, Asking permission is a total mood-killer. but do you think these sperglords have ever had a girl giving them doe-eyes before? They'll never move beyond the chaste hand-holding unless we break a few real-life rules for the sake of the narrative. Once we've established that there's nothing wrong with being a little forceful, we can stop with this bullshit.
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>>31766885
>damn someone needs to make a chart
Yeah! And then put a link that pastebin in the OP!

oh wait
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>>31766880
Pretty sure we said that we wouldn't kiss her solely for the purpose of tricking the world into thinking we were up to normal protagonist shenanigans rather than demolishing the 4th wall.
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>>31766917
that isn't a chart, son.
I gotta get ready for a work trip tomorrow, but if I have the time I will make a proper chart
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>inb4 Kaname stammering out that she wouldn't mind more actual kissing
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>>31766885
>someone needs to make a chart of the girls in this quest.

>not reading the pastebin
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>>31766880

Post #31633025

>Breaking off just enough so that you can look into her eyes, you whisper to her lowly, “Next time…next time will be when you actually want it. Not because the show needs it.”
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>>31766902
Right, I opened the last thread up, I see it now.

I guess it just seems odd to me. If people want to play it cautiously they can, but she was under no necessity jump into our bed with a bunch of other girls and barely brush off our groping. She seems up for it and I think its reasonably daring to go for a kiss.
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>>31766989
Whoops, forgot the link.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31630674/
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>>31766979
I have read the fucking pastebin you retard, its still confusing
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>>31767019

This, pictures with names is what we need.
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So, weird vote, like one or two difference.

I'm going to call Kiss on the cheek due to split voting for the others.

>>31767019
>>31767033
>>31766979
>>31766917
>>31766885
To be fair, I haven't put in sentience levels.
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>>31767033
yea, the chart I intend on making is going to be picture + name + how far we went + small blurb.

Not all the stats in the pastebin (which are excellent, just not what I am looking for at the moment)
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>>31767033
Well, I'll give you pictures with the names would certainly help, all these names can blend together a bit. Although, with how much blue hair our harem has, I'm not sure how much it will help.
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>>31767054
>To be fair, I haven't put in sentience levels.
all the girls are sentien, aren't they?
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Guys, what if some of our harem already hates us, but they aren't sentient enough to act on it?
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>>31767054
I seemed to see a large majority for that 'lips look tempting' option. Anything going to be done with that, or are you just ignoring it for the spaghetti option?
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>>31767054
>To be fair, I haven't put in sentience levels.
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>>31767087
other way around. sentient characters are the only ones who can have emotions outside that of their character.
And even sentient characters get their emotions messed with by the plot at times. We have had it happen to us before too so we know how it is.
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>>31767087
We'll cross that bridge when we come to that bridge, but there's nothing we can do right now besides not be a complete dick.
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>>31767076
No. Only the blue haired ones.
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>>31767117
And make some amazing biscuits and gravy
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>>31767097
Nine for it, a few outliers for a straight kiss and 13 for kiss on the cheek by my count.
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>>31767087
I think sentience is a prerequisite to having those sorts of feelings in the context of this show.

In which case, she's not acting on those feelings for her own reasons.
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>>31767097
kiss on the cheek was the highest voted by far
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>>31767146
You're not counting the straight kisses and that option together? I don't necessarily agree with that choice, since that seems to be flavor for straight kiss, but alright.
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>>31767136
>The bluer a character's hair, the more likely they are sentient
That'll give John something to be paranoid about.
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>>31767097
there were around 7 for it, a couple for different permission options, and 13 for kiss on the cheek
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>>31767191
That's why I said weird vote.

I apologize for any consternation but the thread must go on and this honestly isn't that big of a vote. I mean that as OP.
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>>31767196
So Kaede is, what? Anti-sentient?
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>>31767253
also worst girl
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>>31767249
yeah, no kidding. We're 133 posts in and we've only made two decisions. jesus christ, you're going to start having to make Part 2 threads soon.
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>>31767253
>So Kaede is, what? Anti-sentient?
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>>31767253
She's just in character.
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>>31767278
nah, that's Junko
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>>31767253
>>31767278
double worst
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>>31767278
You just say that cause she tried to air out our brain when we met her.
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>>31767302
A trifling thing, perhaps, but it felt kind of personal.
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>>31767302
... she eats the brains of sentients?
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>>31767302
I dunno, the implications about her sorta harem, and forcing girls to join even if they're straight(Akeno) is a little creepy even if I like whats been done with her since.
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>“Akeno said something about “stealing” my place if I didn’t get in fast enough,” she mutters, “And it was the only thing around…”

Was Akeno talking about stealing her place in bed. As in there's only room for two people on that bed. Or did she mean steal her place in the harem? Implying they're both sentient.
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>>31767362
>straight up sexual assault
>repeatedly, according to akeno
>little creepy
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>>31767376
They're both already in the harem, and probably know that if they're sentient.

Though we probably should try to get Akeno into full haremite status today.
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>>31767376
It's possible she means the place in our heart, or maybe not. It's hard to be sure because we actually don't know a whole lot about our harem girls. Family, past, ect.
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>>31767379
Alright, so understatement, but we've only heard about it second hand so far, and it seems only slight different than how a lot of the 'gangs' work at this school.
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>>31767399
I rather get Miss Black for some strange reason and I don't like crazy usually
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>>31767376
stealing her spot in the bed. you know, hand in ass and all. Akeno is much more into us than Kaname is, in-character.
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>>31767442
miss black is going to be a work in progress to get up to full harem, she's only at 10 right now. Akeno is at 26. 4 points shouldn't be that difficult.
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I am going to take a moment to sperg out about words.

Sentient means "able to perceive or feel things". Sapient means "able to act with judgement". Essentially, sentience is the animal-level ability to react to the world, and sapience is the actual person-level thinking. Guide, you're using the word "sentient" when you probably mean "sapient", unless everyone but us and Kaname is just an Eliza-esque chatbot with a warm body.
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>>31767482
dude, being able to perceive the show is exactly what Sentience is about. as human analogs, they already have sapience, but being able to understand the Meta of their world is exactly what Sentience means.
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>>31767482
I don't think either word really fits the situation. My understanding is that 'sentient' members of the show realize it's a show. It's like CHIM from elder scrolls.
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>>31767482

The original euphemism was "Aware".

I don't get why this was changed.
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Not exactly like CHIM
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>>31767482
No, I think sentient fits. Guide is using it as "Knowing that the character is in a show" and I think that is closer to perceiving than acting.
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>>31766636
You can’t help yourself. You may be a constructed being for the amusement of others, but damn if you don’t feel like a full red blooded person. And you have what is a very attractive girl, who slept next to you and is wearing your shirt, looking at you like that.

But something holds you back just a little, enough for you to remember your promise to her from before. So you don’t kiss her, not on her lips at least. You kiss her on her cheek, rather close to her lips but not quite on them.

Kaname blushes even more at that, her hand squeezing yours back.

Slowly pulling back from the kiss on her cheek, you’re surprised as Kaname leans forward and kisses you, straight on the lips. It’s not a very deep kiss, but it is one that she’s given you, meaning that your promise has been kept.

You kiss her back gently, before she pulls back. You let her go, not wanting to spook her as you’ve seemingly made real progress with her this morning.

“I…thank you,” she says softly, before extracting herself from the pile of limbs and standing languidly, “I’m going to shower, you might want to get started getting ready, it’s Saturday, I’m sure something’s going to happen.”

With that she turns and bends over to gather her clothes quickly, the shirt sliding upwards temptingly before she walks out of the room.

Well, there’s a couple things you could do right now.

>Lay in bed, try to go back to sleep, Tatsuko still has you in her arms and you’re not picky.
>Kaname just sauntered out towards the shower, maybe you can join her.
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
>Other
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>>31767575
You know, that actually brings up a question - we should ask kaname how much influence she has on the world. Like, does she have pp or an equivalent?
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>>31767482
>Sentient means "able to perceive or feel things"
And the original usage was "sentient of their thoughts, aka being able to perceive their own thoughts". that is, self-awareness. You are aware that you are aware and are a thinking being.
However, over the years that mutated. In modern days many have revised the definition on sentient and instead use the word sapient.
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>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!

Want to snuggle some more, but our breakfast duty calls!
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>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
ask Tatsuko if she'd like to help, or if she'd rather we just bring her breakfast in bed?
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>>31767722
>BREAKFAST MACHINE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCDLW7n53A
Need to get up those other points.
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>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
We have been neglecting our husbando duties.
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>>31767722
>>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!

We must feed our waifus ambrosia
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>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
Got to make bitchin' weekend breakfast for the family.
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>>31767722
>>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
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>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
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>>31767722
> Breakfast!
But also offer Tatsuko a piggyback ride downstairs.
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>>31767780
I was expecting something more... metal.
I don't know why I would.
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It seems the hive mind is back in force.
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>>31767803
>>31767760
yes
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>>31767722
>BREAKFAST
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>>31767810
The biscuitmind, you mean.
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>>31767722
So, guide, have you already started writing, or were you expecting anything else?
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>>31767810

>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!

Time to kick ass and treat the girls to a fine breakfast. They will need it
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Heh, good old Harem Quest hivemind.

I love you guys.
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>>31767803

Sure why not
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>>31767803
maybe let her get dressed first?
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>>31767851
Nah, this way she can go right back to sleep afterwards.
Plus, its not like she's going outside.
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>>31767760
>...or if she'd rather we just bring her breakfast in bed?

And give her a tender kiss on the cheek if she falls back to sleep. Fucking adorable.
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>>31767851
Like she would for Saturday morning breakfast.
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>>31767838
I dunno. I always give you guys a chance.

Anyway, going to call writing on this one.
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>>31767760
gonna just cast my vote for making all the girls who 're still sleeping their own plate of food and waking them up with a quick kiss
'cept Kaede, since if we kiss her we'll be murdered
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>>31767722
>Saturday morning. That means you have time for cooking BREAKFAST!
we need a theme song
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>>31767749
we have been in many many shows as a non main char and never had any there.
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>>31768012
Not that anon, but haven't we also only ever had bit roles? From our memories earlier, I don't think we've ever been a true side character before just extras and one-offs.
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>>31767988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrNWLDq0EVM
How about this one.
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Guys, I've been reading in the past threads, and I think it may be impossible to add Kaede to our harem.

While I was unable to bait Guide into saying either way on Twitter, I think that Harem Owners can't be added into another Harem as a member, because otherwise NTR would ensue, which is a distinctly unprotagonist-like thing to occur, especially in a harem anime. The viewers would be furious.
First point, if you'll recall back when Kaede was introduced:

>she wanted me to join her group of “Friends”

Note that it's a group of "friends"

Second point:

>“So early,” she says with a giggle, “But I guess one won’t hurt anything.”

She routinely wakes up with multiple partners in her bed, she specifically mentioned that it would be fine if it was just one - Kaede already has a harem that is yet to be introduced, one that she does lewd stuff with one or more members every morning.

As such, we can't add her to the Harem, thus she has yet to appear as a potential member in status. In addition, the reason why her affection rises at ??? each time isn't because of Slendere, it's because the show doesn't know how to quantify the not-affection points that we're gaining.

Instead we're gaining "bro points" with her, which the show isn't recognizing, since this is Harem genre, not Shonen/Nakama genre.

Also to note: We are keeping her from her waifus. This is not bro-like behavior and I suggest we find some way to fix it ASAP.
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So, question, while we cook, can we turn on saturday morning cartoons?
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>>31767988
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6_r0MAMWOJE
Like it would be anything else.
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>>31767780
>Picturing this as pans fly everywhere and the smell of breakfast wafts through the air
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>>31768081
those are some good points... she could become a bro though.

actually, no wait
>NTR
that means "to take away". in japanese. If we aren't TAKING her AWAY from her harem we are not NTRing them.
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>>31768081
it's a good thing Kaede won't be in the harem
the whole 'used to be a lesbian until the MC fucked it out of her' thing is a terrible character archetype
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>>31768151
another excellent point
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>>31768083
The show would only be able to show cartoons it owns the rights to.

Holy shit we could use this to make sure we aren't being seen by the audience. The MC could start watching a batman movie and talk all he wants about being in a TV show.
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>>31768081
Just going to say.

Great reasoning, rather deductive.

But wrong.
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>>31768137

If we were to "cure" her with dickings and bring her into the harem like several people have suggested, that would most definitely be taking her away from her harem.

That would definitely be NTR if we did that somehow.
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>>31768151
Maybe she's bisexual.
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>>31768215
>Great reasoning, rather deductive.
>But wrong.

Please Guide. Shut down the white knights more.
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>>31768081
>Also to note: We are keeping her from her waifus. This is not bro-like behavior and I suggest we find some way to fix it ASAP.

Well, how many members of Kanae's harem are vanilla waifus and how many were forced into it like Kanae attempted to do with Akeno? If there's even one that was forced to join then I could not give a fuck about helping Kanae.
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>>31768081
Also, remember the implication that her group of 'Friends' aren't all willingly part of it.
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>>31768215
>Just going to say.

>Great reasoning, rather deductive.

>But wrong.

#REKT #SHOTSFIRED #OFFICERDOWN

You are too good to us, Guide.
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>>31768228
>Take her into harem
>She still has her own harem.
>We are actually one of the people in her harem
>We jelly
heh
Althugh I can definitely see how it can LEAD to NTR

>>31768229
Good solution. "I never said I was a lesbian, I was bisexual all along".
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>>31768228
>>31768229
>sticking your dick in the crazy

just don't
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>>31768370
of course you do, crazy is the best thing to stick your dick into!
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>>31768370
I think those were self contained arguments about a specific thing (namely, lesbianity status).
Don't assume that just because they argued against something said by someone from our "side" (the ones that don't want to harem her) doesn't mean that they are against us and are members of the opposite team.
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>>31768137
>she could become a bro though.
We would be the best of bros. Hell, we even have the same hobby: gettin' bitches.
>>31768370
>Not sticking your dick in crazy
The D does not discriminate anon.
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>>31768370
>Ms. Black.

>Not Crazy...
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>>31768240

We will never truly be shut down, foul knave.

Both I and Sir Vey-Lance will do our best to defend goodness and chivalry across the land.
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>>31768370
You're joking right? crazy describes, like, 9/10 of our harem. and we have 5 girls.
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>>31768425
She's a good kind of crazy though. Like the warp.
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>>31768425
Ms. Black is the best kind of crazy
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>>31768370
>sticking your dick in the crazy
but that is the most fun place to stick it
>>31768424
>Hell, we even have the same hobby
haha, we sure do. we have a harem of girls, she has a harem of girls. match made in heaven

... I can't wait to see the interaction between our two harems though, it would be hilarious
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>>>/a/
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>>31768536
Watch out guys. The player hater(s) may soon be arriving!
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>>31767722
Despite the gentle warmth of Tatsuko against your back, Kaname’s warning strikes true, at least slightly. Saturday, any day without school really, is going to be a busy day for PLOT. So, you gently take Tatsuko’s hand, actually it turns into more of a prying motion and lever her off of you as gently as you can.

You manage to slip out from under her arm quick enough to avoid the swipe she attempts to use to get you back with. Thinking quickly, you take your pillow and drop it in her arms, which she quickly grabs and mumbles into, you hear something about “skiing” you think.

Shaking your head, you go downstairs in your boxers, grabbing a shirt and a pair of shorts to put on over your boxers before heading to the kitchen to cook breakfast. With a brief gesture and a yawn, you get your automated equipment out and look into the fridge. There’s still quite a lot inside of it, but you don’t want to overdo anything too much. So you simply decide to make waffles, with some appropriate sides.

After about half an hour you decide that you may need to fix your idea of “appropriate sides” seeing as how you’ve nearly cooked as much as the breakfast where you nearly made Nirvana on a plate. But you managed to restrain yourself, a little bit. So instead you simply have a simply amazing meal instead of one which might make people need new panties.

As you finish up, Kaname comes down, dressed in some casual clothes, followed closely by Tatsuko, who seems to still be nearly asleep, wearing the same long shirt from yesterday with some panties and holding the pillow you left her as she rubs her eye.

“I see you’ve made your usual amazing spread,” Kaname says, eagerly grabbing two plates, setting one in front of Tatsuko as the sleepy girl simply plops down into a chair.

“I restrained myself a little,” you comment, “I didn’t make EVERYTHING.”
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>>31768625
Kaname snorts, as Kaede, Chris and Nanoha come down the stairs, Riela and Imca close behind, Imca seemingly rather excited at the prospect of more food.

They all file in, light chatter filling the kitchen as the grab food and begin eating.

However, after a little bit you notice that Akeno isn’t down yet. Normally this wouldn’t concern you, but after Kaname’s comments earlier…

>She’s fine, she’ll be down in her own time.
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
>Panic slightly, it might be…well something.
>Other
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>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
Gotta stay in character.
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>>31768681
>>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

We really need to ward the house up so we can feel a little more secure here.
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>>31768681
> Breakfast in bed
With automated spatula on standby for self defense/spanking
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>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
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>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in be
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>>31768681
>>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
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>>31768681
I see no Kaede in that description. I'm thinking lesbian antics... Possibly not consensual.
>Panic slightly, it might be…well something.
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>>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
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>>31768681
>>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

Get that last affection point to full Harem status by saving her from Lydia/Kaede.
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>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
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>>31768748
No, she's in the description.
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>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
Were all those girls staying in Kaede's room. I think it's really sad she's getting more action than the MC
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>>31768681
>Riela and Imca
Wait, they're living in the house now?
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>>31768709
Both of these. I forgot all about wards.
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>>31768783

Derp. You're right, I'm wrong, I owe you a present.

>>31768797

Different rooms, man. And besides, we were getting some significant action in there.
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>>31768812
Don't know where else they'd go if they're under our protection.
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>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

>>31768812
We took them in off the street because they wanted to defect from their dumbasshole leader.
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>>31768812
They're rollin' with the Gs now.
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>>31768812
We invited them into our 'gang' so they'd stop attacking us, remember? Admittedly, I don't remember setting up sleeping arrangements, but I'm assuming Guide just did that in the background.
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>>31768681
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.

Mild paranoia.
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>>31768812
Seems like. We should findout if the living arrangement shifted or the house just grew a new room for them.
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>>31768812

Of course.

Probably not according to rules, but it's better than leaving them sleeping with Lydia after they betrayed her.
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>>31768681
>you hear something about “skiing” you think.
I see what you did there Guide. Either that, or I'm just a weaboo and making assumptions.
In any case,
>Go find her, take her some breakfast in bed.
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>>31768681
Definitely breakfast in bed, we can start to get upset if she isn't there.
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>>31768885
care to explain?
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>>31768853
I kind of figured they just had normal dorm rooms. Them showing up at the house for breakfast is fine, it's just weird they moved in.
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>>31768909
The Japanese word for 'like' is 'suki', pronounced almost identically as the English word 'ski'.
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>>31768909
What this guy said.
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>>31768941
That's adawwable.
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>>31768909
In nip-nong, "Daisuki" (I probably spelt that wrong) means "I love you". There is a harem anime trope where a heroine will say "Daisuke" and the MC will mishear and think she's talking about skiing or the moon (Tsuki). /a/ sends it's regards.
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Looks like you're taking her breakfast in bed.

And yes, Riela and Imca moved in, seeing as hwo you can't really have them be in your gang if they aren't close by.
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>>31768851
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31227886/#p31231158
Here the houses layout. Some of the rooms had bunk beds. I assume the two new girls are just rooming with the other girls.
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>>31768941
>>31768986
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>>31768941
ooh.. I can't believe I missed that. I actually know a (very little) japanese including this word
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>>31769000
Am I wrong in assuming that since we're in a private dorm for problem cases in a magic setting that our house just has enough rooms (beds) for its occupants, reguardless of how many people are living there?
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>>31768986
>Daisuki
actually dai = big / very much
suki = love
daisuki = I love you very much

Dai can be used for many other things too, daikatana is a big katana, daikon is a big raddish
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>>31768986
>/a/ sends it's regards
Thank you. Your already more helpful than most of /a/. They usually don't like answering questions.
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>>31769029
It probably also means Tatsuko is not the "Secret BBEG" some people think she is, if she's saying she loves us in her dreams. Unless she's talking about someone else.
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>>31769020

>5 girls came down the stairs
>Two bedrooms on the top floor

Either everyone's piling in Chris' room, or Kaede now has some new harem members.
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>>31769090
naw, it just confirms that Tatsuko is best girl.
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>>31769101

....Guide?
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>>31769058
Maybe...

It's remarkable how perceptive some of you are.


>>31769101
>>31769118
Three floors.
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>>31769077
I've heard that "suki" is a fairly calm term for "like", "daisuki" is a stronger term with potential iimplications, and "ai" is a rather unmistakable "I love this person".
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>>31769090

>That spoiler
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>>31769101
4 rooms, 2 with bunkbeds, 1 with a king. I guess the 4th is a single?

So that's room for 7? people. We have 8, but three slept on the king last night. Everyone could fit, but they would have to shuffle rooms around.
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>>31769077
Right, my bad. That was the gist of it though.
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>>31769101
>>31769118
The house has three floors. Two bedrooms on the top one and three on the middle floor. The kitchen is on the ground floor. So going to any of the bedrooms would require going upstairs.
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>>31768986
>>31769077
Getting nitpicky here, but 'suki' can be used for like as in like and like as in like like. You could say, "I suki ice cream" and "I suki Anon," and it would be inferred from context that they are different kinds of like. 'Aishiteru' is translated as 'love,' but a very serious love. Like, 'I want to marry you' love.
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>>31769090
If Tatsuko ends up betraying us, I will cry like a little girl.
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>>31769141
you are correct. suki is "like", daisuki is "like very much", ai is "love".
Often they would use all three as the relationship improves, and depending on their shyness level
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>>31769224
So it's basically just the English word "like", including all the surface and deeper-level meaning.
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>>31769090
I'm the guy who started the whole "Tatsuko is the bad guy" thing, and I said it just to make everyone start jumping at shadows and needlessly paranoid.
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>>31769224
To be fair, you can say "I love steak" or "I love gold"

>>31769233
we will forgive her, tell her we still love her, and win her back
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>>31769270
We will cure her with aggressive hand-holding.
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>>31769270
Someone likes getting stabbed in the back.
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>>31769244
Pretty much, yeah. Think of 'suki' as 'like' and 'daisuki' as 'really like' and you've got it.

>>31769270
You wouldn't use 'ai' in that case.
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>>31769156
5 bedrooms total.
>room 1
king sized bed = Tatsuko
>room 2
single bed = Kaname
>room 3
bunk beds = Kaede
>room 4
bunk beds = Akeno
>room 5
bunk beds = Chris and Nanoha
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>>31769270
I suspect there is no language on Earth with completely unambiguous terms for "like" and "love". Reserved people are almost always going to use weaker terms of endearment,at least initially, and uninhibited people might use stronger terms, resulting in confusion as to what is actually meant.

It'd be an interesting question to ask a professor of linguistics.
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>>31769355
Yeah, i didn't count kaede cause she's a psycho lesbian and sending girls into that isn't something we'd do.
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>>31769355
This is what I gathered from reading these two posts. I could be wrong tho.
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31227886/#p31231158
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31227886/#p31231731
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So when do we all become Animagi?
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>>31769435
Whenever we get bored of regular sex, I suppose.
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The paste bin didn't get updated. Ms Black should be at 10 attraction.
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>>31769435
That is called a druid, and never because mixing classes is bad. We should always advance our wizard casting on levelup.
We can temporary assume the form of other creatures. in fact at high level we get this ability
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/polymorphAnyObject.htm
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>>31769697
at that point we also have a choice to make.
do we permanently assume the shape (and most powers) of a dragon, a demon lord, or an archangel. (listed from weakest to strongest)
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>>31769697
>not shapechange
do you even wizzard
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>>31769645
Oh hey, there's a new combat stat...and tatsuko is weak at it.

I roll to disbelieve.
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>>31769730
nah, she's a caster. give her a sword she won't know what to do.
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>>31769721
>dragon
>weakest
oh anon, you're so funny
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>>31769721
>>31769726
oh crap, i mixed this thread up with magic university quest (set in dnd world).

the animagus question threw me off. sorry
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>>31769749
Not sure where you get 'sword' from 'combat'

Tatsuko punches things until they're puree. Casting seems to be a side gig.
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>>31769730
Eh, that's just her base form, not her berserk mode.
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>>31769730
Given Chris's combat stat, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "melee combat with weapons".

Tatsuko strikes me as more of a "rip apart with bear hands" fighter.
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>>31769758
relatively speaking, it is. Demon lords and archangels are stronger
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>>31769749
Isn't she more a muscle wizard though?
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While you are worried about Akeno slightly, it’s not really due to the likelihood of physical harm coming to her. If anything you’ve seen her be more emotionally vulnerable than anything. So you gather up some food on a plate and head upstairs, waving at Kaname as you go to let her know what’s going on.

As you head towards the room Akeno is in, you wonder how she could possibly be asleep at this time. Really though, even Tatsuko is awake right now.

But what you don’t find in her room is Akeno herself. There are a few rumpled sheets on what you assume is her bed and just some clean ones on the top and other bunkbeds. This gets you slightly worried, not too bad just yet but certainly enough that your mind starts wandering.

Pausing to wonder where she might be, you hear the shower running. Well, that was likely where she was at the moment. Walking over to the bathroom, you here sounds of the water running, then it shuts off.
Taking a few more steps, you’re stop, wondering if you should just wait or go back downstairs when the door opens.

While you’ve seen many things in your short time being alive or whatever it is, you can’t help but stare as Akeno walks out of the shower in a damp robe, hair down and sash loose. While none of the girls you’ve met, even Kaede you must admit, are unattractive, Akeno’s body has the approximate proportions to be put into the dictionary next to “Raw sex appeal”.

Seeing you apparently takes Akeno by surprise as well, her eyes widening slightly at the sight of you.

“John,” she says, “you brought me breakfast.”

“I was worried about you,” you say, “everyone else was already down.”

“You were, worried about me?” she asks, seemingly surprised, “Why were you worried about me?” The last part seems more…curious, than the other.

>Because I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.
>Because I care about you.
>Because Kaname said some things that spooked me.
>Other.
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>>31769768
Actually, that explains why she's not good at combat. She doesn't really have a style or anything, just brute strength enhanced with blasting magic.
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>>31769788
>"rip apart with bear hands"
So her hands transform into bear paws and she tears them apart? Damn.
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>>31769798
>>Because I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.
>>Because I care about you.
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>>31769730

Also, Akeno is supposedly the same level of combat ability as Chris, despite Guide telling us earlier that Chris is far weaker in combat than Akeno and Tatsuko, and those two have fuckhuge combat modifiers.
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>>31769730
>>31769779
Her physical stat is still at master. I think the combat stat is about technique and training. Tatsuko is crazy strong but she has no actual martial arts training. She just hits things with hulk strength.

If you look at it that way it would make sense that she's weak in that stat.
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>>31769798
>Other.

"N-N-N-NANDEMONAI"

And then we run away.

And for a brief moment, the viewers have a heart attack.

That's when we pop our head back in and give the real response.
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>>31769798
>Because, uhhh, I didn’t want you to miss breakfast!
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>>31769798
>>Other.
The last two mornings have been catastrophes of one sort or another. Nothing had happened yet today, and you hadn't shown up yet.
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>>31769797
>>31769788
>>31769779
>>31769768
>>31769749
>>31769730
I'm a huge Majikoi nerd. Tatsuko, in canon as far as my knowledge goes, is nearly/completely untrained in fighting. She gets by on raw power alone, getting a tie against someone who has had years of training and is considered the strongest on earth.
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>>31769798
>Because I didn't want you to miss breakfast.
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>>31769798
>>Because Kaname said some things that spooked me.
>Because I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.

Kaname was saying spooky things this morning. I figured you could handle yourself if it wasn't paranoia, but the food would get cold.
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>>31769798
>>Because I care about you.
>>Because Kaname said some things that spooked me.
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>>31769798
>>Because I care about you.
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>>31769798
>I've gotten paranoid with mornings, so I just wanted to make sure you were okay. But mostly to get you breakfast in bed if you were still asleep

This could be considered a >Because I care vote if it has to.
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>>31769798
>Because I care about you.
Mostly this. A bit of
>Because I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.
to explain why we brought breakfast to her.
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>>31769798
>Because I care about you.
>Because I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.
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>>31769798
>Because I care about you.
I haven't warded the house yet, and I, ya know... thought... someone might have kidnapped you.
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>>31769798
>>Because I care about you.
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>>31769798
NOT A VOTE
>Because Kaname said some things that spooked me.
what did she say? i don't remember anything
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>>31769798
>Because I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.
>Because I care about you.
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>>31769798
>"Guess I'm just a little on edge, what with the gangs. I know you can take care of yourself and all, but still..."
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>>31769893

This.
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>>31769798
>other
Because my last few mornings have been total clusterfucks, and I don't trust my record yet. The food's there for when I'm happily wrong.
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>>31769798
>Because I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.
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>>31769908
+1, best response
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We should really ward the house.
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>>31769904
that it's saturday, and so something might happen.
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>>31769876
This. Seriously a nuke goes off every morning since he's been there. It makes sense for him to be a little paranoid.
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>>31769920
>>31769908
>>31769876
one ore some combination of thees is good
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>>31769972
meanwhile literally every girl downstairs is getting kidnapped.
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>>31769798
>>Because I care about you.
and because I haven't had a very good track record with mornings recently
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>>31769995
CREEEEEEEED
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>>31769923
I think this one was mine. Changing to >>31769876
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Ah, you guys like your combined votes don't you.

Looks like breakfast, with I freaked out a little because I care about you.

Writing.

What did I ever do to you to get you so paranoid anon?
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>>31770073
Pink death beam out of nowhere, then waking up to a psycho lesbian that wants us dead kissing us
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>What did I ever do to you to get you so paranoid anon?
How about the daily morning brushes with death?
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>>31770073

You don't have to do anything, paranoia comes free with every quester.
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>>31770073
our mornings have been rather...eventful. the most bland one was meeting mostly-naked Chris
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>What did I ever do to you to get you so paranoid anon?
Every morning ever.
If this keeps up John's gonna need an underground panic room to hide in every morning.
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>>31770073
I'd laugh if saturday is the only uneventful day we have.
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>>31770099
>waking up to a psycho lesbian that wants us dead kissing us

Nothing gets the paranoia going like fearousal..
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>>31770073
>What did I ever do to you to get you so paranoid anon?
to be fair, you actually didn't. other qms did but so far you shattered my expectations in the other direction. showing us how we lose out by being too timid and how you would NOT misinterpret things in a way that is horrible to us
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>>31770320
>being too timid

When has this come up?
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>>31770320
So in other words his lack of sabotage is how he's sabotaging us?

YOU BASTARD
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>>31770073
Paranoid? Who said anything about paranoid? I didn't. Why'd you bring it up? Is there there something we should be paranoid about? Well?
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>>31770453
That there is a good spymaster.
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>>31770453
Oh god, that always gets me.
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>>31770365
we passed on the training montage with miss black, we passed on the chaste shower scene
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>>31770513
I still don't get why everyone voted against the training montage.

Also, didn't miss black say to take care of our present?
I wonder if that means we're gonna get a package today.
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>>31770453
I've seen this a couple times, but I still don't know what it means. Is Roger a Muirebe reporting to his liege about a second Roger's plot to kill a third Roger, or is Roger reporting about his plot to kill himself, or what?
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>>31770547

I thought it meant we were to keep the heavy sword we were training with?

....Guide?
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>>31770513
we passed on the training montage because it WASN'T with ms.black. The shower scene we passed up in favor of cuddles.
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>>31770547
I believe people were more focused on waifuing her by training together that they didn't think about trying to impress her by training before she got there.
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>>31770547
that's a pretty good point.

I kinda hope she made us a sword as thanks for being her first real pupil. I feel like weapons and broken bones are going to be the only tokens of affection we get from Ms. Black
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>>31770577
No, It's all the same guy.
He uncovered his own plot to kill himself in order to prevent him from killing himself.
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>>31770621
Until we're strong enough to challenge her directly, with dinner as the prize
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>>31770577
Roger a Muirebe was planning to kill Roger a Muirebe. Roger a Muirebe was suspicious, and started to investigate, so Roger a Muirebe decided to have him taken out. The attempt failed, however, so Roger a Muirebe informed the king about both the plot and the attempt on his life. I don't know what happened to Roger a Muirebe.
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>>31769798
“I was worried about you because for one, I have a really shitty track record with mornings and this school,” you say, “What with the giant pink doom laser and Kaede waking up on top of me.”

You see Akeno frown just a bit at the mention of Kaede, but you push on.

“But mostly because I was worried something had happened to you Akeno, I care about you.”

You pause there, giving her a little bit of your signature smart-assery, “Plus I didn’t want you to miss breakfast.”

There’s a look on Akeno’s face that you can’t quite decipher as you finish, something that is honestly a little scary.

She grabs your hand, dragging you towards her room. Pushing you inside of the room, she turns to shut the door, giving you time to set the wobbly plate down on a dresser before she drags you over to the bed and pushes you down, climbing in on top of you. Leaning over you, you feel…something, like there’s a lack of…you aren’t really sure how to describe it.

But Akeno is now over you, still wet and seems to be…frustrated? Angry even?

“Prove it,” she says, her voice near quavering with hot emotions, but not like the time with Tatsuko, “Prove that you care about me…” She trails off, leaving you to your own thoughts.

This isn’t the Akeno you’re used to, the giant flirt. This one wants…something you haven’t given her yet.

The question is, what haven’t you give her yet?

>Write in because I’m a cruel bastard occasionally.
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>>31770643
gonna be a long time coming, since i'm guessing she's got at least +100 for sword use when she's being serious
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>>31770622
No no no. He tried to assassinate himself to prevent himself from discovering his plot to assassinate himself.
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>>31770659
Let's use the shuffle tactic.

Cut your wrists
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>>31770659
Umm... Oh! I know!

>Give her the other communicator

That way she can contact us whenever she needs help! How's THAT for caring? Eh? Eh?
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>>31770659
The only winning game is not to play.

Someone more clever than me think of a write in.
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>>31770659
Smile and kiss scincerely
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>>31770673
correct, it is due to a bug in the script that generates those random events that doesn't exclude people from being their own targets
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>>31770659
Give her Affection Points
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>>31770659
Holy shit, she Woke Up and she's worried that we're just trying to build a massive harem for shits and giggles.
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>>31770659
>"I love you".
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>>31770659

Kiss and pull closer.
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ummmm
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>>31770738
With the Affection Point Applicator?
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>>31770584
>we passed on the training montage because it WASN'T with ms.black
it was, she was waiting on the ceiling to jump us the moment we touched the sword.
>The shower scene we passed up in favor of cuddles.
we would have cuddled in the shower in a chaste manner with clothes on
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>>31770659
Quick! We need an /a/non stat!
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>>31770723
this
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>>31770659
Ah shit nigga, she's sentient too. She's confused, because we have been flirting with her a lot, yet she's not sure if it's because it's our job, or we actually care. She's probably developed legitimate feelings for us though, making her even more confused and frustrated.

Defcon 2 niggas.
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>>31770659
I have to admit I'm kind of at a loss.

My first thought is that we need to prove we care about her as a person. We don't really know anything about her. Not even if she's sentient. Should we try and find out?
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>>31770659
Ummm.... Hold her hand??
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>>31770659

*unzips dick*
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>>31770748
>>31770723
>>31770750
These
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Ok, lets strategize for a second here.

Assume akeno is the same as dxd akeno.

She's a sadomasochost, can get really attached to someone to the point where that someone's death will utterly devestate her, she likes to flirt even when she doesn't mean it, and occasionally she likes to act like an innocent girl.

As I missing anything?
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>>31770659
OH GOD WHAT DO WE DO? THIS HAS NEVER COME UP IN ANY JAPANESE ANIMES!

IS THIS WHERE WE UNZIP OUR DICK?
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>>31770802
... do you mean pants?
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>>31770659
"I don't think that's something anyone can just do all at once, I think it takes time. I do care about you, and I'm going to show you that, little by little, by coming through when you need me and being there even when you don't, day by day from here on out. Am I going to make mistakes? I'm not perfect and I'm not going to pretend to be, but I'm not going to let that stop me from trying."

Just be earnest and sappy and shit. That's what she needs right now.
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>>31770814
so.... we punch her?
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>>31770856
or let her punch us?
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>>31770748
>>31770750
>>31770750
Bad idea, motherfuckers. She's testing us, to see if we like her because it's our job as a protagonist to, or if we actually like her. We need to reasure her that we legitimatelyand that's not the way to go about it. like her,
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>>31770849
The slow and steady route?

A bold move, Cotton, let's see if it works out.
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>>31770878
How about mutual punching.
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>>31770837
I suspect this may be because your Japanese animes have a bunch of girls chasing a man who is either clueless, or perverted and indecisive.

The other possibility is that she's coming to sentience. Hard to guess which one.
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>>31770659
I feel like this is some sort of trap. But if it is theres no other choice but to fall for it.

Give her the D
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>>31770849
>[x] Sappy romantic speeches
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>>31770849
This is probably the best option. I'm not sure a kiss, even a heartfelt one, is really what she needs right now.
Especially, if she is sentinent and worried about the whole harem thing.
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This is the second time she's asked us to prove something. Could that be significant?
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>>31770659
I say give her the L. She needs to hear the magic words.
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>Prove you care
gentle hand holding, blush a lot.

>>31770840
he is refering to internet meme

NO ON GIVING D! too early.
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I may be over analyzing it (or maybe under analyzing) but I think we might be looking at a real incident with her sentience. I think we need to be frank.

Or fuck it up.

>I know this is a show.
>Serious.
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>>31770849
On the basis we've already kissed her, I'm throwing my vote behind this.
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>>31770659
Uhh...

>Spend Protagonist Points
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>>31770897
>I suspect this may be because your Japanese animes have a bunch of girls chasing a man who is either clueless, or perverted and indecisive.

That's it! ULTIMATE HIDDEN TECHNIQUE! FOURTH WALL BREAKER! We must appeal to the audience, thus ensuring our continued success! Let the plot guide our dick!
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>>31770954
I... I just have an image of someone with a zipper down their dick.
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>>31770659
Guide, I think you're going to have to call a vote on this one. We're getting nowhere arguing amongst ourselves. Pick the most popular ideas, and call a vote.
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>>31770976
We did that for her already, though.
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Alright.

Most of the consensus seems to be for sappy romantic speech.

Kissing Y/N/Other.

Sentience topic opener Y/N.
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>>31770849
Cross punching, and then this

"I don't think that's something anyone can just do all at once, I think it takes time. I do care about you, and I'm going to show you that, little by little, by coming through when you need me and being there even when you don't, day by day from here on out. Am I going to make mistakes? I'm not perfect and I'm not going to pretend to be, but I'm not going to let that stop me from trying."
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>>31770849
Suuuuure, why not.
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"I care enough to know this isn't like you.What's wrong?"
Evaluate the situation, then try to beat around the bush, ask her if she's sentient without actually saying it, like with Kaname.
Then go downstairs, Borrow Kaname's enchanted thingamagigy that lets us talk privately, and have a heart to heart.
>>31770766
Red 1, standing by.
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>>31770962
>Breaking the fourth wall without something to ensure privacy

>>31770986
this picture exists, yes.
Someone said unzip dick, he meant unzip pants to expose dick. people all went apeshit on the 4chan board it was on, someone replied with a picture of unzipping a dick he threw together. screencap. it became a meme ever since
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>>31770659
>What haven't you given her yet?
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>>31771003
>Sentience topic opener:
>Y
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>>31770962
If she's sentient, is that what she would want? Kaname went to some lengths to hide our conversation with her.
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>>31771003
Topic opener, no kiss.
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>>31771020

>/tg/ can't even get laid in a harem show
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>>31771003
>Kissing Y/N/Other.
Let her initiate it here, otherwise no
>Sentience topic opener Y/N.
No, it doesn't seem to really fit the mood
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>>31770849
this is best i take back my vote for just kissing her.
if we can work in something like besides its not like id just up and kiss you to fix magically this like some low budget harem anime.
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>>31771020
Yes, because of how out in the open and easily over heard we are right now.
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>>31771003
Sentience topic opener.
No kiss.
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>>31771003
Hug, but hold off on Sentience for now.
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Lets assume for a second that she is sentient. Her character was created to be flirtatious and serialized. Now she's been stuck in anime world where no one ever gets past first base... ever.

I imagine it would be extremely frustrating to always be flirting and teasing but never actually going through with anything.

She's tired of flirting, she just wants the D
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>>31771003
Other: Hold her hand

Sentience topic opener: Y
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>>31771049

Didnt mean to quote
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>>31771003
Kissing: N
Topic opener: Y, but subtle.

She wants to be assured we don't just like her because she's hot, and maybe that we're not just doing this because it's the plot.
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>>31771003
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>Kissing N
>Sentience topic opener N

This is the time for cool sincerity. Follow in the footsteps of Keima.
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Give the D, man. She wants it, I'm tellin' ya!
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>>31771003
>Kissing: Let her initiate it
Sentience Q: No
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>>31771003
Sentience: Y
Kissing: N
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>>31771069
My impression was that kaname was trying to keep the audience from hearing our conversation.
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>>31771003
Kissing: Y
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>>31771101
This is a harem show, not a hentai. ya gotta remember that.
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>>31771082
even if you do give someone the D, you don't just hop to it immediately. you start with a kiss, then your hands caress their back, then lower to get a big ol grab at their ass. then slide into their inner thigh, then slide into panties.

You don't just unzip dick immediately at a girl whom you never went further than a kiss with
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>>31771101
Descartes, be quiet. We're trying to figure shit out.
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>>31771003
no kissing. Hugs and handholding though
sentience opener, maybe if we can do it subtly enough. But it seems to not fit here, so maybe hold off to later
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>>31771117
Well I've misread the last thread before, so maybe so.
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>>31771082
>I imagine it would be extremely frustrating to always be flirting and teasing but never actually going through with anything.

Oh shit.

That's the one thing no harem protagonist can ever do.

He can never give anybody the D. Ever.
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>>31771049
We have to protect our virtue.
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>>31771003
Y
Y
GIVE HER THE L. SHE WANTS TO HEAR THE MAGIC WORDS, GUYS. This isn't her being sentient, she's just incredibly dependant on a man. THIS IS HER CANON PERSONALITY.
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>>31771003
>Sentience topic opener N.
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>>31771003
Kissing Only if she starts

Sentience topic opener Y
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>>31771133
Huh. Is there like a diagram or something?
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>>31771187
the L...Lesbian? I don't think she really likes Kaede.
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>>31771187
Yeah, I'm starting to think we need to tell her we love her, as well.
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>>31771187
SHIT, I read that as Sentence opener. No to the sentience, I read Guide wrong.
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>>31771211
the L as in say "I love you"
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We can't talk about whether she is sentience with the audience watching. MC and her need to take off his clothes. That way they won't be able to show the scene on TV. Therefore ensuring privacy.
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>>31771187
I agree. Give her the Lemur. or love, whichever works.
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>>31771150
This...has some logical merit. Maybe she really does want the D?
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>>31770849
Though I like the slow approach, I don't think we need to be this sappy. Just seriously tell her that there aren't any great romantic gestures we can make to prove to her that we care, and that the only thing we can do is continue to care about her and help her.
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>>31771211
Love. DxD Akeno was incredibly codependant on her romantic interest. When he died, she basically shut down. She wants to hear the magic words to know we're not jerking her around, since she's so attracted to us.
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>>31771003
Kiss: N, unless she starts it
Sentience: N
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>>31771277
Yeah, i'm going with this now. Don't need a sappy speech, just three words.
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>>31771003
Kissing?
only if she initiates it
Sentience?
no
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>>31771245
How devious.
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>>31771277
I didn't know that. I vote for 'I love you' now.
>>31771003
Guide, can we make sure to get the magic words in the speech?
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>>31771245
But we do not know if we are an anime in an era with our restrictions on adult content! What if hentai shows are the new thing?
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>>31771245
But then it'll be a Blu-Ray exclusive scene, thus ensuring EVERYONE will watch it!
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I love you vote, Y/N/Other.

I'm writing right now, this is just a supplement.
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to the people who're voting 'i love you'
you do realize we've known her a grand total of THREE DAYS right? Even in animeland, that's a bit too quick
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>>31771426
Y
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>>31771426
Y
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>>31771426
>I love you vote:
>Y

>>31771427
Nigga I don't give a shit. Harem show. The love must flow.
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>>31771426
N
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>>31771426
Y
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>>31771426
Y

>>31771427
Brah, we love all of them.
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>>31771003
>Kissing:
I'd go with maintaining eyecontact and physical contact with her for now. Kissing will depend on where her headspace is at after our little speech.
>Sentience topic opener:
Fuck no, not without protection like Kaname used!
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Y

FUCK IT, ALL IN!
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>>31771427
Stop using logic. Stop using the meta. Just look at what Guide has given you and think. She's clearly into you, but what haven't you given her yet that she's clearly needing? reassurance that you're not jerking her around. Akeno in her source material was very codependent on her romantic interest. We've stepped into his place and cranked the dial to 11. She needs reassurance.
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>>31771426
"I can't say 'I love you' not yet. It wouldn't be right to say to you until I feel it bursting from my heart. What I can promise you is I'll be right here besides you till I can say it with no hesitation."
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>>31771516
Good god no
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>>31771427
Nigga shut the fuck up. We're well on the true love route, let's skip the bullshit and go straight to the fact that we do in fact give a damn about her.
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>>31771516
Shit. If someone said that in any anime I was watching, I'd drop it like a ton of bricks.
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>>31771426
fuck it
Y
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>Leaning over you, you feel…something, like there’s a lack of…you aren’t really sure how to describe it.

What the fuck does this even mean. I am legitimately confused by this line.
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>>31771426
Y
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>>31771426
...fuck it, sure! Y
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>>31771426
...fuck it, sure! Y

After:
"Man, what, you thought I wasn't going to say it? What am I, some wishy washy harem protag?"
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>>31771580
pants. It means pants. she just got out of the shower.
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>>31771580
I bet slender-chan is possessing her body. And no one here realizes it.
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>>31771684
>I bet slender-chan is possessing her body. And no one here realizes it.
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>>31771684
>I bet slender-chan is possessing her body. And no one here realizes it.
>Literally screwing two girls at once.

I'm okay with that.
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>>31771684
>inb4 and then it all went wrong
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>>31771580
>>31771684
it's probably a lack of 'life.' same thing happened in her original canon, actually a very similar scene. Because Akeno's extremely codependant, she tried to keep the protagonist with her by offering him sex.
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Rolled 18

>>31771426
>N
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>>31771830
Oddly enough his response was a sappy speech.
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>>31771891
I feel like she's gonna be somewhat taken aback, if this is the case.
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>>31771003
feed her breakfast
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>>31771891
I've never watched DxD. Did it work?
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>>31771922
Oh yeah. The only reason akeno isn't humping issei at all hours of the day is cause she's waiting for rias to pop his cherry.
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>>31771922
oh yes. there is a downside though-if we ever get seriously injured, Akeno is basically going to give up on living
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>>31771970
Well, no. Seriously injured I think she'll just turn into a berserker that makes tatsuko look tame.

Dead or presumed dead? Then she'll shut down.
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>>31771970
Who HASN'T been in that relationship before?

>Implying this thread has been nothing but further proof that nobody in this thread has ever been in a relationship
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>>31772001
The solution is to not get killed.
The method is pic related.
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>>31772023
He really should've been our enchantment teacher.
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>>31772023
Nigga, that's "not enchantment".
How do you expect us to do that?
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>>31772010
No kidding.
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>>31772010
Now I think about it... that's kinda what happened to my only real relationship.
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>>31772034
The current enchantment teacher is just the real one's familiar.
There's hope yet.
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>>31772023
would have been the best teacher in the world.

Similar to us, he just does it.
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>>31772034
>we are the only one who understands what he means when he says 'enchantmen' and 'not enchantment
>Sandal eventually teaches us Boom
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>>31772072
Actually, it's the headmistress's familiar.
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>>31772099
I thought the enchantment teacher was out for whatever reason, and the replacement was his familiar?
Whether it's his familiar or not, there's still hope.
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>>31772099
who is Sandal's familiar
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>>31772080
>Sandal eventually teaches us Boom
And thus, The principal expels us for destroying half the academy by accident.
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>>31772080
>>Sandal eventually teaches us Boom
It'd be more overpowered than our ancient magic bullshit
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>>31772034

The familiar mentioned that the real teacher was suffering severe mental and physical injury.

Maybe he had a particularly nasty brush with some Lyrium?
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>>31772023
No, the solution is to further integrate Ms. Black into the gang so if any serious shit happens to us she can smack Akeno upside the head and tell the girl to start working towards a solution instead of being paralyzed by the existence of the problem.
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>>31772099
Didn't really occur to me at the time, but its rather hilarious that the Headmistress, who looks all professional badass, has what looks like a shota as one of her familiars.
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>Playing with a girl's heart like that
you monsters
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>>31772199
who's playing?
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>>31772199
>playing
>implying we don't love our waifus

we will end you
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>>31772199
>Playing
Nigga, I will end you.
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>>31772214
>>31772227
Christ. We're very aggresively loving aren't we?
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>>31772199
>Playing
you wanna die?
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>>31772199
>Implying we don't want to live with her for the rest of our lives and give her all the happiness in the world

Get of load of this faggot.
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>>31772227
Don't anger the hivemind. It will be your doooooom.
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>>31772199
Nigga check yo'self before we wreck yo'self.
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>>31772199
>Implying playing
What'd you just say to me, you little bitchnigger?
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Page 9. Should probably get this archived soon.
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You mean you weren't all making cold manipulative calculations about her
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>>31772331
should be archived on creation to avoid people trolling by misarchiving with names like "crappy quest".
it automatically updates hourly and it can be manually updated too to get those last few posts before deletion
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>>31772337
Trying to figure out what she wants != not caring.
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>>31772337
Well of course we are, but they're manipulative calculations based around nurturing feelings of codependency, in order to prevent her from immediate sadness, in exchange for a much larger explosion down the line.
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>>31772337
being cold, calculating, and manipulative would have been having sex with her.
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>>31772337
you can make cold manipulative calculations about someone and still care for them.
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>>31772337
Nope, we do love Akeno. We love quite a few of the girls we've been somewhat intimate with.

Polyamory for the win
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>>31772337
It's not cold or manipulative, and we did it because we care.
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>>31772380
like a whole bunch of people suggested?
>>31772375
>Manipulate into codepency is loving
... not typically no, especially not while discussing her suicide when we get hurt
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>>31772408
Tell us, oh wise SJW, what the non-manipulative thing to do what have been?
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>>31770659
“I…I can’t Akeno,” you say, looking at her face as it hovers above you, “I can’t do that right here, right now. That’s something that takes time, effort. If I tried to do that, claimed I could prove it to you right now that would be a lie. I’m not that good of a liar, so all I can say is that I’m going to try, try to prove that I care about you. I’m sure I’ll screw up, hell I’m probably screwing up right now. But I’ll keep trying as long as you let me.”

It’s here that she breaks down, tears leaking from her face as she hovers over you. You aren’t sure what to do, until she moves her arms, collapsing down on top of you as she sobs into your neck, her arms giving you such a squeeze that you’re mildly concerned about the integrity of your ribs.

It’s a few minutes, even as you hold her, before she calms down enough to start talking to you.

“You’re real…” she whispers into your ear, hiccupping slightly.

“Of course I’m real,” you say, confused as to where she was going with this.

“No,” she says, once again moving, this time to place her head against your heart, “You are real. You aren’t fake, aren’t something I have to like…you’re real.”
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>>31772408
we're not manipulating her into anything. we're talking about her canon personality, and how we can prevent that shit from happening.
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>>31772448
Technically, there is no non-calculating choice, as we're all outside observers working towards a goal. There are no actual emotions involved.
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>>31772465
SENTIENCE
IS EVERY SINGLE GIRL SENTIENT HERE?
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>>31770741
>>31772465

I FUCKING KNEW IT
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>>31772465

It takes you just a second to figure out what she means. She’s sentient, knows that you’re both in a show and she figured out that you were aware of it too.

“Then, you know…” you say slowly, a little apprehensive.

“Yes, I know,” she says, looking up at you, “You, me, this whole place, all of it is for someone’s entertainment. But we know, even when we aren’t supposed to.”

“So, should I let go?” you ask her.

“No,” she says, gripping you tighter, “Not unless you’re going to try something I won’t like, in which case I’ll zap you good.”

“I’m not,” you say, “I don’t want that, that’s why I made it like this, made it so I wasn’t a pervert or an idiot. I didn’t want to mess with the girls feelings.”

It’s here that Akeno looks up at you, thoughtful. “You did that?”

“Yes.”

“Then I don’t feel bad anymore,” she says, going back to just listening to your heartbeat, “I won’t feel bad about needing to be…that.” She looks up on you, flashing you the smile you’re more familiar with, “I think I might even like it.”

You smile at that, gripping her tighter as well. You lay there for several minutes, letting Akeno do whatever it is that she’s doing in her mind.

Eventually though you feel the need to say something.

“Akeno, I…I just want you to know that…”

Akeno reaches up with a finger to silence you.

“You have to prove that,” she says softly, moving up towards your face, “You can’t just say things like that.”

So you do, pulling her close for a soft, gentle, loving kiss that is entirely of your own making. Akeno takes the kiss, then moves back against it, your desires overlapping with the mutual need for love and affection.

Eventually the kiss ends, with Akeno moving to lay more by your side, with your arms around her. The two of you lay there for a few more minutes, before you say it, this time uninterrupted.

“I love you Akeno Himejima.”
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Who ever wrote the summery for the archive should consider not quitting their day job.

>>31772408
Nigga, we're basically the panicked thoughts of what do with our girlfriend. You don't just snap react to shit like that.
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>>31772486

Do you think it's contagious?
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>>31772486
>INB4 everyone but Tatsuko
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>>31772486
probably. It'd make sense, wouldn't it? This 'show' being some weird kind of limbo where the multiverse's quality control checks out how sentients interact with each other
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>>31772465
TOLD YOU.
I TOLD YA'LL NIGGAS SHE WAS SENTIENT.
I T-O-L-D YOU SHE WANTED TO KNOW IF WE WERE LEGIT.
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>>31772504
>“I love you Akeno Himejima.”
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>>31772504
Hey, guide. Page 9. Are we going to have a Part 2 or are we calling it here?
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Come to think of it, the two people that we know are sentient forced themselves into our harem. I think they were just trying to be efficient, cause they knew it'd happen eventually.
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>>31772504
>Eventually the kiss ends, with Akeno moving to lay more by your side, with your arms around her. The two of you lay there for a few more minutes, before you say it, this time uninterrupted.
>“I love you Akeno Himejima.”

Then Kaede walks in, foaming at the mouth.
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>>31772504
>But we know, even when we aren’t supposed to
This makes me wonder if this is her first life. Kaname seemed more worried about the genre of the show, but Akeno seems weirded out by the entire concept.
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>>31772594
and then Akeno turns her into ash
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>>31772594
And Kaname, who is more than likely scrying on us.
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>>31772504
Calling it here for tonight for multiple reasons, including about to fall of the board, that update taking entirely too long and my writing, well I didn't write this thread well in my opinion.

You gained +4 Affection with Kaname this thread and +14 for Akeno. seeing as how I forgot those every time I meant to put them in.

Questions comments etc. accepted.
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>>31772619
We try to help.
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>>31772619
"no, fak u."
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>>31772504
Way to lay lie to everything we just told her guys. If I had an appropriate golf clap .gif I'd post it.
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>>31772590
You know, that makes sense. That would imply that most of the other girls are vanilla. I suppose the Sentient girls would level up the fastest by nature, after all.
>>31772606
Hey, good point. This sounds like something to ask when the mood's less intimate.
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>>31772634
Did you enjoy our panicked arguments after you asked for the writein?
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>>31772634
You know, guide, you say "Didn't write well" I say "Better than I could ever do."
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>>31772634
>You gained +4 Affection with Kaname this thread and +14 for Akeno.

>pic related

Thanks for another great thread Guide
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>>31772650
Yeah, the last line should have been cut. Everything before that was great, though.
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>>31772504
Honestly it could have done without the "I love you at the end"
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>>31772634
Do you ever think about running the quest extra long and making a Part 2 quest? Or do you have things to do in the morning? I ask because each thread seems to autosage pretty fast because of all our chatter, and I'd really like to get more bang for our buck each time you're here.
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>>31772634
thanks for running Guide, thread was awesome. Really liked the scene with Akeno, made my heart hurt in a good way
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>>31772650
How do you mean?
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>>31772631

And the headmistress, who put us all together because she loves sappy romance and is ahegaoing from how adorable this scene is.
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>>31772757
He's implying telling her we love her and telling her we can't prove we care except through actions over time are contradictory.

It's not, and he's an idiot, but that's what he's saying.
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>>31772734
I'd like to bang Guide until he bucks.
What.
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>>31772788
I thought that might be the case.
And yeah, caring and love are interlinked, but not the same, and are proven through different means.
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>>31772745
The entirety of the two posts leading up to that line was about how "I can't prove that I love you right now because that shit takes time". It's thematically inappropriate.
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>>31772606
Take Akeno, someone who needs to know that she's loved.

Stick her in a harem show, then make her sentient.

Now what?

She can never be certain that she's actually loved or it's all an act. Or she can be certain, that she's not and she has to act like she loves a construct.

Imagine how that would eat at her.

>>31772677
I did, but in retrospect it was a bad idea.

>>31772686
>>31772696
>>31772708
>>31772716
>>31772741

Thanks guys.

>>31772734
Honestly, I don't have anything in the morning. But I get tired and I think my writing starts to slide, which makes it actually slide. Plus, I keep most of my notes in my head, where they seem longer than they actually are.

I have lots an lots of plot, including things I can't even mention because their existence would be spoilers, in my head, it just takes time to get there and you guys aren't exactly known for sticking to rails.
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>>31772865
>a bad idea.
Yes. But a very fun bad idea.
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>>31772849
It's what most people voted for, so that's our fault not Guide's
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>>31772865
Your writing does start to slide as the time gets later and you take longer to write posts. I think sticking to the single-thread format is a good idea, unless you want to start the quest earlier in the day.
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>>31772849
I basically read it as 'i can't prove I love you right now, but now's a pretty good place to start"
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>>31772949
if there were day long HPQs I think I'd jizz my pants.
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>>31772949
I generally can't, with reasons including life, parents and work.

Unless you'd like me to run from noon till four or five on a weekday.
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>>31772865
Hey, guide. Try some Ginseng to keep awake. Not prepackaged pills of the stuff, but actual whole roots of red ginseng. shit's fantastic, lots of energy, and has no crash at all afterwards. chop up a whole root, take one teaspoon of the stuff, steep it in tea, and enjoy. There's a site you can get the whole root for cheap. red-ginseng-store dot myshopify dot com. Check it out, it might help this tired problem of yours.
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>>31772634
Thanks for the Thread!

I updated the ebook earlier today, link to download is in the usual pastebin: http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>31773074

>marketing in a quest

I tried red ginseng once. It barely did a thing. What's so different about the whole root?
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>>31772865
Thanks for running. Any idea when the next one will be?
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>>31773283
He posted on his twitter that he thinks he can run Sunday (today), Monday, Wednesday, and possibly Friday this week.
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>>31773327
ah, thanks
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>>31773233
Well, asian ginseng (the good stuff, in other words) has to be imported and processed, so there's immediate handling costs. to mitigate that, alternative health companies often cut their pills to a ridiculously low amount of actual ginseng. 350 mg to a pill is the average amount, for what can be a bottle of 30 pills. in order to get a real action out of it, you need 3-5 grams of the stuff. that's a good fourth your bottle right there. Red Ginseng also needs 6 years of growth to get the most reaction, so they'll sell young roots that don't pack as much of a punch. finally, most companies will cut the Red Ginseng (the most potent of the family) with other herbs that are only technically in the family, so you get gypped on the whole process. If you're buying the stuff pre-processed, you're probably getting ripped off.
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I vote that Chris is the next person we have the "We're in a TV show" talk with.

We're not far enough along with Ms Black yet and Tatsuko probably doesn't ever care that she's in a show.
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>>31773560
Except we're not gonna do it unless we know that they know.
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>>31772865
Guide when can we turn down Junko and join the superior Eiko master race?
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>>31773962
After you REDACTED, waifu REDACTED, discover REDACTED and find the REDACTED
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>>31773962
We really do need more green and red options.
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>>31773988
Think of the piggyback rides for god's sake! Think of all the piggyback rides that won't happen if Junko joins the harem instead of Eiko!

In most cases I am a strong supporter of the Blue Guard but if Junko goes through instead of clearly superior Eiko you will have made an enemy for life
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>>31774228
Man, have you been reading these threads? Junko is not high on our acquisition list.
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>>31774481
But she will be. She's part of the second wave after we've locked down Black/Akeno/Tatsuko/Kaname.

You can tell by the way she's always kind of hovering in the background.

We must derail the Junko train before it even departs and instead acquire glorious Eiko for ninja harem member
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Yeah we need to raise our harem limit... we should strive to always have at least one spare spot open at all times. We could get crowded out easily otherwise.
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>>31774594
Eh, so far Guide hasn't ever pushed more girls than our harem limit at us. I imagine whenever we meet our limit he'll just focus on the Probationary members until we upgrade them and get spots for more
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>>31774572
I honestly don't see us going for her unless something changes in a big way. She has not endeared herself to us so far.
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>>31774630
That way also makes the story more coherent, as we aren't trying to just fuck everything with a vagina.

Though honestly, I would rather that girls never dropped off the harem limit. I'd like a more stable cast.
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>>31773962
>Eiko
who?
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>>31774665
I agree

5 is a lot and we can upgrade it further...
then again, in a normal harem anime the protagonist doesn't go through with most women, they are just there to titilate the viewers
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>>31774665
That'd get pretty boring fast though since it's impossible to portray characters realistically enough to hold our attention for long periods

The quest needs to be able to show progress so that we feel we are accomplishing things, and its pretty easy and simple to do that by wooing the girls, adding them to the harem, and then having an entirely different set of girls to woo, so it feels like a fresh challenge
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>>31774781
That's really not where the story seems to be going.
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>>31774645
I think it's pretty clear that she's being planned for the next wave though so it's best to try and push the superior choice now than wait for her to maybe get support

waifu wars are srs bzn man, you must strategize before the battle even starts
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>>31774781
I would definitely prefer sticking with just this set of girls, maybe 1-2 more with Slendere and Psycholesbian, and advancing the plot/solidifying our relationships. Showing progress can be done in other ways than acquiring more sets of breasts, and those other ways are a lot better in terms of characterization and writing.
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>>31774781
I'm tempted to get miss Black or Imca
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>>31774921
>Psycholesbian
no. fuck no. not in a million years.




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