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>>32160522

>pictured: nonon's face right now

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It's time.

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>>32160522

Time to dribble

>>32160564
>NONON
>LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH

You wake up in a bed, and telling from the surroundings it's an infirmary. You put your hand to your face and feel bandages wrapped around it, and your glasses deformed. "Hmm, why is my face covered like this?", you ponder.

You start to think for a moment. "Oh, right..." The last thing you remember is requesting a date from Satsuki in exchange for funding, feeling a sharp pain in your face, and experiencing total darkness.

"H-ha, ha, I sh-should have expected that much.", you laugh to yourself. Still, to be utterly trounced like that isn't exactly what you'd call a worthwhile investment. You get up out of the bed and head back into the command room, noticing a few people entering ahead of you.

Before you head in, you can't help but feel a bit nervous to even approach Satsuki after what happened. You reluctantly enter to find Satsuki standing there along with the others.

"Well then, let's continue where we left off.", Souichirou says. Hmm, it seems like nobody remembers that previous event.

"Let's just pretend none of us heard that request of yours, Takarada.", Satsuki says to you in a surprisingly collected tone. Well, it's out in the open again.

"F-fine by me.", is what you were thinking about saying, however, you can't say you're fine with just letting it end like this. While she's incredibly self-righteous and terrifying, she's still the most attractive mega babe you've ever laid your eyes on. And you can't help but be drawn to her majesty and respect her strive for perfection.

No, you won't just let it end like this. When you find something you want, you pour all your resources into getting it. You may be a coward, but you still have your sense of pride. You hesitantly stroll over to where Satsuki is standing, take a deep breath to try and stop the shaking in your legs and give her your response.

"S-Shut cho' mouf!" "I'll forget nothin', I asked you out on a date!" The look on Satsuki's face makes you question your choice. No turning back now.

>>32160693
No.

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>>32160679
That ain't b-ball.

>>32160693
Satsuki turns to you and gives you the most horrifying look you've ever experienced. "Takarada, I'm in no mood for games right now." You scream internally, wanting to run away, but dammit you won't let it end like this.

"This isn't a game Satsuki, I'm deadly serious here. You and me are a match made in heaven, we really should go out!"

Satsuki draws her blade and holds it to your neck. "You filthy pig, you are the lowest form of existence on this planet!" You wet yourself a bit, ah well, you'll just buy new pants.

"Scary, scary! But you're right, I am the lowest form of existence, and I am a filthy pig!" "And guess what? This filthy pig has set his sights on the most pure, beautiful maiden; I'll show you the charms of filth, it'll be fun!"

This time, Satsuki physically grabs you and holds you up like a child with one hand. Her blade meets your cheek and she draws a bit of blood from you. "This is your last warning Takarada, cease and desist with this foolishness!" Your pants are practically drenched in your fluids, you've never been more scared in your life, nor motivated. You close your eyes in order to muster the will to continue on, avoiding Satsuki's death glare.

"Hah! Go right ahead and do it! I'm ain't backin' down here, afterall I am a rotten human, no? I won't let you rest, I'll keep coming after you every day until you cave in!", you then take out a check and scribble down on it.

"I'll even make this easier for you!", you drop the check to the ground. "Right there is a blank check for however much you need for this operation, no strings attached." "However, I'm ain't gonna leave you alone, this filthy pig wants to roll around in those bushy eyebrows!"

"If you don't like it, you can just kill me right now, cause' I won't quit till' you're my possession!"

These will most likely be your last words. Ah well, at least you got to wop it out one last time.

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>>32160693
Go away Takarada.

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>>32160715
>>32160693

>>32160715
A moment goes by without a sound, and everyone in the room is stunned at the entire event. Satsuki still has you in her monstrous grip, and you've went and probably said too much. You're just waiting with your eyes closed for the end to come. Though it was worth it to both piss off and confess to this beautiful high and mighty babe.

However, you are let go of and land on your bottom, your soaked pants smearing the floor. You open your eyes to find Satsuki putting back her blade and walking off without a word. You decide you might as well keep at it.

"Hey, I told you what I'd do!" "I gave you your chance, so you know what happens now right? I'm gonna keep harassin' you every single day, and forget about trying to find any other guy! I'll buy him off or find a way to chase him away from you!" "I'm the king of filth, the lowest, most greedy human!"

"Once I set my sights on somethin' that's it, it becomes mine, and you're no exception!" Satsuki turns to you and you fully expect her to rethink setting you down, but the look on her face this time is different. It's more relaxed; if you didn't know any better you'd say it was a look of respect, but that's pure nonsense. She was ready to cut off your head a second ago.

She hands the check over to Souichirou and excuses herself from the meeting, with Nonon and Ryuuko following after her.

"Well that was...unexpected." Souichirou says.

"So, king of filth was it? If you're done setting off my daughter I'd like us to continue detailing the plans for the project."

"Shut cho' mouf'!", you retort.

"...I need a change of pants first."

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>>32160693
>ITT Takarada Hijacks the thread

This is going to be a amusing addition to the archives

>>32160693
>>32160715
>>32160733
Hmm, that actually wasn't half bad.

This all actually seems in character.

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>dosh hijack

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Aww yeah, it's that time of the day.

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Rolled 8

>>32160733
>"Shut cho' mouf'!", you retort.
>"...I need a change of pants first."

Muh sides are gone!

But FUCK YEAH TAKARADA! Guy's balls have dropped and this Anon is now the new CYOA Author.

We'll call it.

Takarada Time!

>>32160522
We still on our skeleton quest?

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>>32160693
>>32160715
>>32160733
I like OP's CYOA, but I also like the idea of Takarada managing to net the Satsuki with his filthy charm.

Keep woppin' those wads Takarada!

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On last thread: Nonon really makes it hard for me to feel sorry for her
>sends away Ryuuko to prevent her from celebrating her sister's birthday
>badmouths her right after she's gone, not thinking that Satsuki might not appreciate it
>when told the truth she goes berserk and jumps to all the conclusions for no reason

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Rolled 18

>>32161003
>Pegasister
>Fedora
>Filthy shirt
>Tipping and milady
>Skull

11/10 motherfucker.

>derailed before first OP post
this is a new record right?

>>32161003
>no reason
"The person you were holding hands and having a date with was Ryuuko all along. Sorry for keeping the body switch a secret from you, Nonon, my (Satsuki) best friend"

Wouldn't call that "no reason"

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>>32161047
Could be worse.

This is a good opportunity, actually. You quickly shrink the scissor. You don't need it anymore. Instead, you clench your fist, and take aim at Nonon.

She watches in terror as you approach her. "W-what are you doing?!"

"Relieving your stress!"

You punch Nonon square in the face. It's not an all-out punch, far from that. It's enough to get the point across, though. The force of the blow sends her flying away from you. The speakers on her back, still constricted by Junketsu, begin to crack as a result.

Thankfully, before any serious damage can occur, the uniform deactivates, probably specifically to prevent that. Junketsu's pauldrons lose their grip on Nonon, and retract back into place.

"Not exactly how I thought you'd handle this, Lady Ryuuko.", he says. "You might want to catch her, by the way."

Oh, right. She can't fly anymore, and you're quite high up above ground. You quickly swoop in to intercept Nonon before she falls. She's out cold. Might be for the best right now.

[ ] Go back
[ ] Wake her up

>>32161058
Well excuse her for wanting to keep a secret that the leader of the whole army is not in her body right now

>>32161003

I still feel sorry for her, but she is kind of being an asshole about it. She really quickly jumped to this being about her, skipping over the whole "Satsuki and Ryuko switched bodies and didn't want to tell anyone because it's REALLY weird".

Which is why after we punch her out, I say we sit on her and enumerate the ways she's being uncool, and we try and just, shake out apologies and stuff for everyone.

>>32161076
>Wake her up

"Did you come back to your senses?"

>>32161076
>[ ] Wake her up

>>32161076
>[ ] Wake her up

>>32161076

>[x] Wake her up

Let's get to resolving this sooner, rather than later.

>>32161076
>[X] Wake her up
Otherwise it might be "Why didn't you wake me?!" or something
We should defuse the bomb before bringing it to other people

>>32161076
>[ ] Wake her up
Hey Nonon, you just got knocked the FUCK out!

>>32161102
>>32161103
>>32161106
>>32161112
>>32161113

>>32161076
>[x] Wake her up

>>32161127

"Hey, shortstuff, you still alive? Despite your assertions to the contrary, people do give a shit about you."

>>32161127

If she's willing to listen to reason now, we have a perfectly good explanation for how everything got so screwed up.

>"Nonon, have you ever woken up in the morning in someone elses body? Shit's fucked up."

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>>32161183
>"But that mean Satsuki didn't hug m--"
>"SHE WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME YOU FUCKING MIDGET NOW STOP CRYING AND LET'S GO BACK HOME BEFORE MAKO DECIDE TO LOOK FOR US AND DESTROY HALF OF JAPAN IN THE PROCESS"

>>32161224
Oh, another Nonon's bad judgement
>"If it was Ryuuko in Satsuki's body then that hug was meaningless because Ryuuko would NEVER hug me or anything not that I care for her hugs"

>>32161224
>op's skeletons weren't about running off with Nonon
>they were about leaving Satsuki with Mako

>>32161255
Thinking back, has Satsuki ever hugged Nonon on her own initiative? Feels like we've always been a lot more physical, so she should have realized something was up when we got cuddly.

>>32161466
Several days earlier, the last time Nonon got upset.

>>32161076
Still, you should probably solve this yourself. You'd have to do it anyway, no point dragging everyone else into this.

You gently attempt to shake Nonon awake. She slowly opens her eyes, and looks at you.

"...Satsuki-chan?" Her expression is kind of cute.

The cute expression quickly fades however, as Nonon regains contact with reality. She angrily glares at you, and starts struggling to break free of your hold.

"Let me go!"

"You sure you want me to do that?", you ask, and look at the ground below.

She follows your gaze. "As if that matters!"

The stars on her hat glimmer. However, nothing else happens.

"Huh? Why won't it work?"

"Because it's damaged. You fought me, and you lost. Give it up, Nonon, please."

She stops struggling, but looks to the side, avoiding eye contact.

"Don't think I'm going to forgive you just because you won. I'm not Monkey."

[ ] Reason with her
[ ] Say nothing, take her back to Osaka

>>32161497
>[x] Reason with her

Something to the effect of all the perfectly rational things we've discussed before

>>32161497
>[ ] Reason with her

>>32161497
>[x] Reason with her
It'd be a damn shame if you have no one to vouch for why you broke your uniform.

>>32161497
>Reason with her

>"I know you hate me right now, but at least take in account that we SWITCHED BODIES and that we didn't know what to do."

Rolled 18

>>32161497
>[x]Rape her

It's the only way to tame her.

>>32161497
>[ ] Reason with her

>>32161517
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>>32161533
>>32161548

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>>32161537
No bullying

>>32161497
>[X] Reason with her
I'm this close to smacking you Nonon

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>>32161556

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>>32161569

We already did smack her.

She got blown the fuck out.

>>32161497
>[ ] Reason with her

>>32160522
That face when OP returns from basic in 10 days.

Rolled 5

>>32161588

We haven't smacked her with our dick yet.

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>>32162013

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>>32162025
Captcha ate my image, and the other post for some reason.
Fresh start!

>>32161497
"Nonon, please, listen to me.", you say.

"Listen to what? More excuses?"

You sigh. "Do you have any idea how weird it is to wake up in somebody else's body?"

"Well... no. What does that change, though? You should've just told us."

You resist the urge to drop her, and continue.

"We should have, yes. But, we didn't. We were confused, out of our comfort zone, and scared. But, we decided to play each other's roles for the day, until we find a way to fix it. And you know why? Because we didn't want to worry anyone."

"So... it really was just "playing roles", wasn't it? You did all those things because that's what you thought Satsuki would do. I was really happy when Satsuki appreciated my efforts in the morning, and when she went to the cafe with me. But, as it turns out, that happiness was fake, and so was that Satsuki!"

"Is Satsuki all you care about? Her acceptance, her friendship? Is that all you're going to be talking about?"

"You were pretending to be Satsuki, so of course I'm talking about her!"

Either she's blinded by anger, really dense, or she really only cares about her relationship with Satsuki, seeing everyone else as irrelevant. In that case, she probably only started getting along with you because of her.

No, no. You can't be thinking about her this way. She's your friend, you know she's better than that. However, should you really allow her to continue deluding herself only Satsuki matters?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

>>32162103
>[x] No

>>32162103
>[x] No

Nonon, I know you really care about Satsuki, but you need to lighten up a little. Team Us doesn't need zealots, it needs comrades.

>>32162103
>[X] No

>>32162103
>[x] No

Time for a wake up call Nonon

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>>32162103
>[X] No

GET IT THROUGH YER THICK SKULL

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>>32162103
>[x] Yes

>>32162126
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>>32162148

>>32162156

Helping or hurting Foron, helping or hurting.

>>32162148
Both of them

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Last time on “Kill la Kill What-If Quest”:
>“Satsuki-chan, I’m… not sure about this...”
>“C’mon Nonon, you said you saved your handholding virginity for me. C’mon, you’ll like it.”
>“For, for you Satsuki-chan!”
>INTENSE HANDHOLDING ACTION
>“Whew, that was some intense handholding Nonon!”
>“Satsuki-chan…”
>“Yeah, I should probably tell you. I’m actually Ryuko disguised as Satsuki. Thanks for the handholding btw.”
>“……. Nani?”
Now back to today’s episode:
>“GRIT THOSE TEETH NONON!”

Coldfibers confirmed.

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>>32162183

Somebody's never had to punch it out with a friend before.

>>32162183
We didn't coerce her into weird intimate situation, also >>32162201

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>>32162167
What ever gets her home.

As soon as our bodies are back to normal, we need to drag her pink ass around town and do delinquent things. Then let her drag US around town to do girly things.

And when we get back home, hot sweaty handholding.

>>32162159

"If I drop you, are you going to bounce on that thick skull of yours?"

>>32162242
Leave the handholding to Satsuki. I mean, when she's back in her own body.

>>32162103
Honestly, it sounds more like she's angry at Satsuki for not doing those things than at Ryuko for doing those things.

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>>32162284

Probably, but she also has too much of a girlboner for Satsuki to actually direct her anger at her. Thus, displacement.

>>32162270
Thanks to mindlink we will still be there, holding Nonon's hand anyway.
>>32162284
That kinda makes sense. Satsuki has been ignoring her obvious feelings for over a decade, so some frustration is in order.

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>>32162325
"Can you hold my hands too?"

>>32162325

I think it's not so much that she's ignored Nonon, but that Satsuki is oblivious to all things not "REVENGE" which was eventually replaced with just a general "STOP MY MOM". Satsuki has a lot of raw charisma, but she also is not super great with people. She's a lot like her mother in that respect.

>>32162394

No.

>>32162394
Come on, no armless jokes?

For shame.

>>32162536

She still has her arms in this.

>>32162536
>>32162394

I am the thread of my clothes
Hard are my fibers
Hot is my blood
I have created over a thousand dresses
Unknown to hate
Nor to love
Have withstood pain to create many clothes
Yet these hands will never hold anything
So, as I pray
Unlimited Nui Works

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>>32162572
The more you know.
What happened to Nui, I remember the bit when Mako punched her shit in, and I missed the rest.

>>32162636

Nui got Rekt, then Satsuki conned her and Ragyo out of her scissor, and last we checked I believe she's building the Koketsu.

>>32162103
"Yes. I was pretending to be Satsuki. It was ME, not Satsuki. I was imitating her way of talking, and her personality to the best of my ability.

You look her straight in the eyes. "But, you know what? I wasn't pretending when I hugged you. I wasn't pretending when I went to town with you, either. Even if it's to maintain a facade, I wouldn't do those things to a friend if it wasn't how I personally feel. And you're my friend, Nonon. Not just Satsuki's."

"...If we're friends, why didn't you tell me? Did you not trust me to keep it secret?"

She really likes to bring that part up, doesn't she?

"I told you already. We didn't tell you, because we didn't want to worry anyone. We didn't want to worry you in specific, as well. We knew you wouldn't respond to the situation well, so we thought it's best to keep quiet. But, one thing led to another, and we're here now. Turns out we were wrong. And I'm really, really sorry for that."

She doesn't look convinced by your apology.

You continue. "Look. You need proof? Proof that I care about you as a friend? Fine, let me point you to all the proof today, step by step."

"What do you mean?"

"If I didn't care about you, would I go after you when you ran off?"

She looks like she's about to say something, but you cut her off.

"Would I follow you for half an hour? Would I try to reason with you? Would I hold back against you in a fight? Finally, would I princess carry you back home while reasoning with you again?"

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>>32162696
>"...If we're friends, why didn't you tell me? Did you not trust me to keep it secret?"

>nonon's abandonment issues intensify

>>32162696
Verbal whomping incoming

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>>32162696
>I wasn't pretending when I went to town with you
I swear I read...

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>>32162877
>Whomping intensify

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>>32163071

No, we pulled out of that situation before it got that far.

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>>32163101
>we pulled out
>That gif
I'm sure you're doing that on purpose.

>>32162696
That last bit earns you a blush from Nonon, as she realizes the position she's in.

"Well, would I? Because I think that's way too much effort to go through for a person I don't care about."

"...N-no. I guess you wouldn't.", she finally says, after a long while of silence. "I'm the one who should be apologizing here, after all. For many things. Including something you forgot to mention."

"What's that?", you ask.

"It looks like even Satsuki forgot about her birthday today, because of what happened. Nobody else remembered, either. I took advantage of that to get alone time with Satsuki. I should've just told everyone. It wasn't your fault that this happened. My selfishness caused it."

"Hey, don't sweat it.", you say. "Me and Satsuki have been selfish for two years, it's only fair."

"I still need to apologize to Satsuki-chan... and the underachiever, too, I guess. For making a scene like this.", Nonon says. "Let's go back."

You smile. "Thought you'd never ask. We'll be going a bit faster, so hold on tight."

Nonon clings to you tightly, and you accelerate. It's still a subsonic speed, for safety reasons, but the trip back will be considerably shorter.

It took a lot more time and effort than you bargained for, but you've finally managed to calm Nonon down. It seems she's realized something about herself and others while at it, as well. You hope Satsuki won't be too harsh on either of you once she learns the full story.

>>32163269

>"You hope Satsuki won't be too harsh on either of you once she learns the full story."

"Satsuki, if you hit me, you're only hurting yourself!"

We may want to call ahead, also.

>>32163269
And everything is well.

Thanks god we didn't take the "Say nothing" option.

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>>32163269
Hurrah, things are looking up.

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>>32163358

Speaking of looking

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>>32163394

and we all know what happens after that

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>>32163491

>>32163269
Before reaching Osaka, you notify Satsuki that you're coming back. You ask her to wait for you near the headquarters. You don't want to draw any more attention to yourself than you already did by flying around like that.

You arrive back at the city, and spot Satsuki and Mako near the high school controlled by Takarada. You touch down on the ground, and deactivate Junketsu.

"Oh! Ryuuko-chan, Jakuzure-senpai, are you getting married?", Mako asks.

Her question does not faze you, but Nonon quickly jumps off your arms in embarrassment.

"You told her, Satsuki?", you ask.

"I figured there's no point in keeping it a secret anymore."

"It was a real shocker! I had no idea Lady Satsuki is so good at video games!", Mako says.

Is she, now? That's quite the shocker, indeed.

"Still, what happened, Ryuuko?", Satsuki asks. "Why were you carrying Nonon here, can't she fly?"

"Well..."

[ ] Say what happened
[ ] Let Nonon say it

>>32163590
>[ ] Let Nonon say it

>>32163590
>[ ] Let Nonon say it

>>32163590
>[ x] Let Nonon say it

>>32163590
>[ ] Let Nonon say it
Let her explain to her Satsuki-sama.

>>32163590
>[x] Let Nonon say it

Hopefully she will use her grown up words now.

>>32163590
>[x] Let Nonon say it

>>32163603
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>>32163622

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>>32163622
A Nonon bump is fine too.

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>>32164036
>Nonon's bumps are fine too

Yes, yes they are.

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>>32164036
>>32164063
>you will never any of the gril la kills

>>32164084

And neither will Nonon

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>>32164112
Oooh, too mean.

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>>32164176

I just calls them like I sees them

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>>32164228

Why is comfyguy so based?

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>>32164264
Because his art is pretty gud.
May I 'ave a link, sir?

>>32163590
"Nonon, do you mind?", you ask.

"It's only fair that I say it.", she says. "Satsuki-chan, I'm sorry. I know you're my friends, but I'm not sure if I deserve to be called your friend anymore. I've put Ryuuko through a lot of trouble, got my uniform damaged, and ruined your birthday."

"It's... my birthday?" Satsuki looks genuinely surprised.

"Lady Satsuki's birthday?!", Mako calls out. "And I don't have a present! Please forgive me!"

"One hell of a birthday, isn't it?", you say. "First we swap bodies, and then me and Nonon go and mess it up even more. Sorry it turned out this way, Satsuki."

Satsuki looks at you, Nonon, and Mako. "No."

"No?", you ask in unison, confused.

"None of you need to apologize. Sure, you forgot about my birthday, didn't get me any presents, and ended up arguing. But, in the middle of a war against Ragyou, we got to spend some time together, even if the circumstances are hardly normal. This is a birthday I will never forget."

This day has been crazy. All sorts of things you never thought would happen, happened.

Still, you feel you've learned a lot. About your sister, yourself, and your friends. All things considered, being Satsuki for a day wasn't so bad.

>>32164374

>inb4 Ragyo shows up and ruins it

>>32164337

We should have everyone swap outfits next.
>Mako dresses as Ryuko
>Ryuko dresses as Ragyo
>Ragyo dresses as Nui
>Nui dresses as Satsuki
>Satsuki dresses as Nonon
>Nonon dresses as Mako

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>>32164417
I don't think she will, it's Satsuki's birthday, so it wouldn't really be rape, and what's the fun in that?

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>>32164417
>inb4 Ragyo shows up and throws Satsuki a birthday party with clowns, baloons, cake, presents and a trip to the spa.

Now that I'm finally done with this shit, I need a moment to think where to go next.
I thought it would never end.

>>32164493

>Dad remembers to give her his present first, a rapex

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>>32164520
>finally done with this shit
pretty sure Senketsu hasn't been hugged yet
also we're still in the wrong body

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>>32164417
You done jinxed it now.

>>32164448
That will be for the slumber party later.

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>>32164520
>I need a moment to think where to go next
So you're saying suggestions are welcome?
Lets see....
Arcjew cameo, boxer-kun and sharktits cameo, hugs for senketsu, beach episode, Takarada's takaradical adventures...

>>32164520

>step 1: Switch back
>step 2: scarf-five senketsu
>step 3: drink milk
>step 4: ???
>step 5: PROFIT

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/c/ is such a nice place

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>>32164520
The Nonon saga is now done, roll on the next saga.

>>32164559
>>32164593
>>32164493

>>32164520

So, beach day spa-trip sleepover should be next, I believe.

>>32164675
Including plenty of hugs for senketsu and fanservice cameo's of minor characters without relevance to the plot?

>>32164675
Lets at least swap out Junketsu before we do anything else.

>>32164618
I want somebody to sing this now.

>>32164750

Well, we can't wear Senketsu during any of those three events, thus we should piggy back him around in a constant state of embrace the entire time.

Also obviously, during the beach portion, there will be an inevitable volleyball match, which will feature our team (Satsuki, Ryuko, Mako and a Nonon) vs four cameo character, which will obviously be Shark, Jew, Boxer and a fourth character who we haven't seen in a while or ever.

When they lose, they show up later for revenge in the Great Honnouji Academy In-Exile Pillow Fight Face Off

>>32164872
I support this plan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmfd9etbXGE

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>>32164872
>which will obviously be Shark, Jew, Boxer and a fourth character who we haven't seen in a while or ever.
How about Takarada as the fourth player? He can make some grandiose statement about how if he wins the match then Satsuki gotta give him his date.

>>32165020

Yeah, I thought he'd be the best fourth, but I was wondering if there were some other characters we wanted to see more.

>>32165020

He better be wearing a golden speedo

>>32165043

Clearly, we should debate the beach wardrobe of all the characters for 30 minutes.

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>>32165156
Makes sense

I expected one of you guys to bring this up.
In what circumstances would Satsuki's birthday take place, had things gone a bit differently at the festival?

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>char a shit
>yet is getting his own 4 episode OVA on his backstory
http://www.gundamkitscollection.com/2014/03/gundam-origin-i-anime-first-screenshots.html
B
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>>32165170

Holy shit we dodged a bullet here people

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>>32165193
One episode is about him, the rest isn't.

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>>32165193
Char a shit. A FUCKING SHIT! BLOOD TASTE BAD, LIKE FATTY!!!

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>>32165170
Garden party at the Kiryuin estate.
Clowns, cake, dancing, fancy clothing, best mom, the works.

>>32165229
>One episode is about him, the rest isn't.
I don't see any sources shit eater

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>>32165170

Worst birthday or best birthday?

Also, we've been joking about Ragyo showing up for Satsuki's birthday to whisk her off to the rapecage anyway, I don't see why we need to specifically say it would have happened had things not gone well at the Festival

>>32165266
I take it you haven't actually read the Origin, then.

>>32165170
>sacrifice the COVERS victims
>nudists and families get pissed when we try to party

>Satsuki or both kidnapped
>fun cage

>only Ryuuko kidnapped
>Ragyou sends "home movies" to Satsuki as a present, tears everywhere

>>32165287
I have read Origin, but you can't really base the series of what the anime will do. A good bit what changed from the manga of Unicorn to the anime

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>>32165170
>>32165333

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>>32165333
>>32165347

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>>32165294

>Ragyou sends "home movies" to Satsuki as a present, tears everywhere

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>>32165347
No mommy, no!

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>>32165333
>>32165347

>>32164374
Almost immediately upon returning to headquarters, you and Satsuki sat down to attempt to fix the body swap. After a bit of poking around, you've found out the cause, and managed to return to your respective bodies.

As it turned out, you delved a bit too deep into each other's memories last time, causing your consciousnesses to switch places. A bit freaky.

The following day you wake up a bit later, finally back in your body. It seems there's no urgent emergency this time, so you can take it easy, at least for a while. You get ready for the day, and finally put Senketsu on again.

"I hope you can forgive me for yesterday, Senketsu. Wearing Junketsu was quite the punishment in itself.", you say.

"I'll think about it.", he replies. "...But I'm happy things are back to normal."

Upon leaving your room, you see Satsuki.

"You know, after yesterday, it's kind of weird seeing you as you again.", you say.

"Did you get used to the opposite state so fast?"

You chuckle. "Well, it was nice being the taller one, for once."

With a bit of luck, today you will get to recover from the recent events a little. Though, realistically speaking, your rest will soon get interrupted by a COVERS attack, or a similar emergency. Best enjoy it while you can.

[ ] Custom

>>32165333
>>32165347
It's depressing how much this turns me on...

>>32165450
[] Go meet Bob Dole.

>>32165450
>[ ] Custom
mess with NB staff

>>32165450
Check up on Nonon

>>32165450
>Talk with Senketsu a bit

Junketsu a shit.

>>32165333
>>32165347
Mother of the year!

>>32165450

>[x] Custom
Give Satsuki the birthday party she deserves.

>>32165450

>[x] Be Yourself

>>32165450
[x] Whatever we do, bring Nonon too.

>>32165450
>[ ] Custom
Aquire lunch money from minor characters like boxers, sharks and jews.

>>32165450
Pull a double-reverse ruse by not telling people you've switched back.

>>32165450
>[x] fucking hug Senketsu already

No, I mean, seriously.
Come up with something that makes sense, and agree on it.

>>32165450
[x] Time for tea and taking it easy, maybe with the others.

>>32165469
got muh vote

>>32165450
>[ ]Hug Senketsu

>>32165521
I suggest you just pick the suggested options that you deem acceptable and have us vote over them

>>32165556
>>32165516
we hug him every fucking second we're wearing him you shipping faggots

>>32165521
Write a letter to Bob Dole. Meeting him is out of our league.

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>>32165516
>>32165521
>>32165556
>[x] something something Senketsu
If he's not 100% forgiving already, we clearly fucked something up

>>32165450
>[x] Give Mako a makeover, bring Nonon

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>>32165521

>[x] 80s Training Montage

In all that other stuff, we forgot we also totally failed yesterday morning.

We need to be faster, stronger, harder, better.

>>32165450
>[ ] Custom
Check out the mysterious room to the right.

>>32165450
fuck senketsu

>>32165579
I'm giving []Hug Senketsu another vote just to spite you.

>>32165450
>[x] Train with all 4 devas at the same time

Seems [X] something something Senketsu is the dominant option.

>>32165640
Hmm, I think I like this idea.

>>32165619
have him shapeshift into a gimp suit and a dildo that conforms to the ridges in our vaginal walls and have him fuck us like there's no tomorrow, because there might not be

>>32165640

I'm for this. Battle Royale fight, no uniforms, Fox only, NB Destination.

>>32165640
This seems like the most practical option actually.

>>32165640
Voting this.
GET DAT TRAIN ON

>>32165450
>[x] Check out the state of our non-deva-tier forces. (2 stars, 1 stars, nudists etc)

>>32165640
This.

Enough Senketsu shipping, he already knows Ryuuko loves him.

>>32165640
>>32165654
Sparring with all the devas or something senketsu is both fine by me.

>>32165450
It boils down to this then, I guess

[ ] Talk to Senketsu
[ ] Train with Devas

>>32165654
Have Senketsu write a letter to Bob Dole.

>>32165640
fight club sounds fun

>>32165713
>[ ] Train with Devas

>>32165713
>[x] Talk to Senketsu

>>32165704
It isn't shipping, you faggot

>>32165654
confess our non-platonic love for him

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>>32165713
Training montage with the Devas

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>>32165713
>[x] Train with Devas

Not sure why we can't take like, 5-10 minutes to
>[ ] Talk to Senketsu
then get our WRESTLEMANIA on, though.

>>32165713
>[ ] Train with Devas
Let's do this.

Train and figure out what kind of cool life fiber powers you have.

Maybe try using Ragyo's mind control trick for pranks?

>>32165713
[x] Train with Devas

>>32165734
goes for
>>32165713

>>32165716
>>32165465
>>32165580
Somebody explain this Bob Dole thingie. It confuses me.

>>32165713
>[x] Train with Devas

>>32165713
>[ ] Train with Devas
Senketsufags pls

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>>32165713
>[x] Train with Devas
Still say we gotta have a surprise party for Satsuki.
Maybe get a little drunk, and I'm not talking about Mako.

>>32165727
>>32165755
>>32165756
>>32165760
>>32165770

>>32165713
>[ ] Talk to Senketsu

>>32165713
>Train with devas

We can go talk to Senk after we're done with this. Or take 5 minute before going to train.

>>32165765
go sit in the corner and re think your life while listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6CYHLWnyg

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>>32165786
As long as we invite Senketsu, sure.

>>32165840
>Fabric softener

God damnit I never noticed this.

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>>32165840
>fabric softener

>>32165450
>[ ] Tell Satsuki to talk with Nonon
Those two got issues that they need to deal with.

>>32165830
Bob Dole a shit stand

>>32165840
Nothing flammable for him.

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>>32165840
>dat Fabric softener

It certainly softened my sides

>>32165861

Nah, fuck that, everybody gonna fight it out.

Shouldn't the kamui translator be just about ready?

>>32165889
You forget.
The past 5 threads happened yesterday, chronologically.

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>>32165889
You can't rush Science!

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>>32165872
>Bob Dole
>Shit stand

>>32165945

>"Using the power of the 80s and this cocoon, I shall rule the FASHION WORLD"

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>>32165872
>Bob dole
>Shit stand

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>>32165946
I have no idea what the fuck is going on

>>32165946
>>32165988
>Bob Dole
>A stand with the ability to make the target repeat an action

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>>32166043
I know EXACTLY what's going on

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>>32166062
>>32166043
>>32165988
>>32165946
>>32165880

>>32166057
>Bob Dole
>Stand grants the power to make things irrelevant
>Like Bob Dole

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OP, come back to us.

I don't know what's going on anymore, and it scares me.

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>>32166220
It scares me too
Hold me~.

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>>32166220
everything that needs to happen
SIEG ZEON
SIEG ZEON
SIEG ZEON

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>>32166220
Not OP but I think this thread needs more Bright.

>>32165713
This could be a good time for some proper training, actually.

"What are you gonna do, Satsuki?", you ask her.

"Well, unless something urgent happens, I'll probably stay here for now. What about you?"

"I've been thinking to train with the Devas. All of them at once. I guess I'll bring Mako along, too."

"That's... an interesting idea. They did fight Harime five on one, after all. It could give them some experience they could use, should another fight like that happen."

"Yeah. Want to come along?"

Satsuki looks to the side. "...Truth be told, my body is still feeling your yesterday's exploits. I think I'll just rest for now."

That didn't even occur to you before. Nonon's sound wave attack did hurt a fair bit.

"...Oh. Sorry about that. Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, just a bit sore. It's to be expected, considering Nonon's sound attacks are designed with fighting Life Fibers in mind. You and me have a fair share of those in our bodies, after all."

"Makes sense. You take it easy, I'll go train a bit."

You leave the apartment, and begin rounding up the Devas. You're unable to locate Sanageyama outside of the training area, which means he's most likely there. You lead the other three and Mako to meet him.

"Lady Ryuuko. And... everyone else?" Sanageyama pauses his training, surprised. "What are you all doing here?"

"Good question. Why did you bring us all here, Ryuuko?", Nonon asks.

"Well, why would I bring you to the training area? To train, of course!", you say.

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>>32166284

>>32166350

>Pajama Satsuki

...M-my heart!

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>>32166302
>>32166220
So, two posters oppose me.
Me, the vessel filled with the collective will of the people!

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>>32166343

>"Well, why would I bring you to the training area? To train, of course!", you say.

FIGHT ME!

FIRST ONE TO LAND A CLEAN HIT GETS A STICKER

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>>32166385
It can only get better, Anon.

>>32166343
>"Lady Ryuuko. And... everyone else?"
>Lady Ryuuko
ugh, gama should be the only one who says this

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>>32166430

LOCK THE DOORS, IT'S A CAGE MATCH.

LAST ONE STANDING GETS TO LEAVE!

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>>32166451

that it does

>>32166476
You tried to tell them, something like 20 threads ago.
It didn't work.

>>32166499
but we're good friends with nonon
and sangeyama doesn't seem like the kinda guy who would just start doing it just because she's sisters with satsuki

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>>32166343
>"I'm fine, just a bit sore. It's to be expected, considering Nonon's"
>"I'm fine, just a bit sore. Nonon"
>"sore Nonon"

>>32166529
Nonon doesn't say it.
And don't forget this Sanageyama got pretty much recruited by Ryuuko.

>>32166476

>gama should be the only one who says this unironically

And I think he is. Well, okay, Monkey might say it with a straight face, but he gives us much respect on account of how we've kicked his ass a couple times.

Inu is definitely just screwing with us.

>>32166529

The problem is we dropped "Matoi" as our last name, but they didn't want to seem over-familiar with Satsuki by calling us "Miss/Lady Kiryuuin". I said they should just keep calling us "Vice President", but now we're all in-exile in Osaka, so technically that's also no longer appropriate.

Does NB have a rank system? Everybody start calling us "Captain Ryuko" or something.

>>32166556
I wanted to know what 'nani sore' was, this will do fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwBFZwFxVpc

>>32166592
Big Boss.

ITT
>Takaraderail
>LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSES TEETHS
>Nonon stop being a shit
>Freaky Friday is over
>Daily "Hug Senketsu" attempt get shot down once again
>Bob Dole a shit
>Bob Dole not a shit
>Char have people on the internet to laugh at

A normal thread.

>>32166623
>ryuko as big boss
>nonon as solid snake
Okay boys that's a wrap, we've finally done it

why is char such a shit anyway?

It's like he's literally a sack of shit wearing human skin

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>>32166653
>Daily "Hug Senketsu" attempt get shot down once again
>A normal thread.
why

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>>32166687
that's wut I said about ur mum when I fucked 'er raw last night

>>32166712
It's obnoxious and unnecessary is why

>>32166623

They could call us "Boss", I guess. That's kind of a delinquent thing.

Actually, doesn't Mataro (RIP in Peace) call Ryuko something like that in the show.

Actually calling Ryuko Big Boss doesn't make as much sense, since (despite Nonon), she, Satsuki and Nui clearly are the les enfants terribles.

Also, Ragyo was probably one of the good guys until Fibers turned her into a villain.

>>32166721
okay shitdick

>>32166712
Don't worry, one day.

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>>32166712

The problem is, as much as I think we should be cool to Senketsu, because he's cool, using up a whole vote to decide to sit down and talk to him for a couple posts (probably) and then do... something else... seems like a waste of screentime. We can just do that whenever.

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>>32166729
>Yfw ragyou is big boss]
>yfw life fibers are la li lu le lo
>yfw REVOCS is Miltaires Sans Frontieres/Diamond Dogs/Outer Heaven

>>32166788

Rei is Miller

>>32166765
>hug option finally wins
>its during reentry

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>>32166800
>the sunglasses
>THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES
oh god

>>32166803
>Reentry
>Happening

Considering this quest is doing job at fixing the retarded shit Imaishi did, I doubt we're going LIVE AND LEARN this time.

>>32166865
Is doing a good job at*

I'm tired.

>>32166865

We can already go supersonic, we should practice sub-orbital and orbital flights.

Honnouji Space Program.

>>32166865
>not wanting to go LIVE AND LEAAAARN
It's almost like you don't on the edge of tomorrow

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>>32166865
>>32166948

>>32166777
I think people mostly want to show at least once appreciation toward the life-sucking alien parasite. And there's no real occasion for it, so when a custom option show up when shit's not currently happening...

Heh, we'll see if it actually happen during the quest .

>>32166777
>spend a whole day's worth of choices on Nonon's bullshit
>can't talk to the person we're putting arguably the most trust in to not get ourselves killed