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>>32221027
Something bad's gonna happen. I feel it in my bones.

>>32221061
We're past the worst skeletons right now.

At worst Mohawk will go "I WAS RIGHT" or some shit like that.

>>32221027
Are we going to try and redeem the Nui? I just got caught up with the the last thread and was a bit surprised that was what we were doing.

>>32221027

We need to ask Senketsu how he's doing.

We were distracted by how stabbed we were, we forgot he was kind of stabbed to. We should make sure he's cool.

>>32221092
I don't trust her, but most people want to try to redeem her.

I still think she's worst girl.

>>32221092

If we can teach her how to not be a shit, yeah sure, she can get in on this party.

She needs to stop stabbing us though. Just because we get better doesn't mean it's not impolite to stab.

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>>32221092
We tried to redeem the Nui, she stabbed Ryuko in the heart and told us to get the fuck out before running away, maybe stunned by the hug.

Now flying away in the choppa if I remember correctly.

>>32221153
And It helps to read good, yeah, redeem the Nui!

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>>32221094
He should be fine.
The only thing he did when we got stabbed was to yell our name, so I guess he wasn't hurt or something. Else he would've told us.

He's not a baby, he can take it.

>>32221224

It's still polite to ask though.

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>>32221236
We can just ask while we're headed back to NB.

Why do I have to do this?

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Nui is gonna destroy us by strangling us with her hair, I just know it.

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>>32221305

I doubt that would be an effective strategy. I mean, she stabbed us in the heart, and we were like "meh". Because Ryuko a best.

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>>32221305
I'm sure it'll be fine, I mean, what could go wrong?

If anyone tries to scold us for getting stabbed, we should totally rip our heart out to prove its no big deal.

>>32221632

Nah, that seems excessive. Plus what if we drop it? It'll get all dirty.

We should slice off a hand, smack them with it, then have it stich itself back on.

>>32221372
Satsuki could start enjoying it?

I don't know, I'm starting to think this girl just attracts heartbreakers

Honestly, you just can't rely on those helicopters. A huge waste of time. Refuelling delays? If you didn't have to worry about appearances, you'd have just flown to Honnouji yourself.

You step out of the chopper, and head to the tower. They sure have built themselves a cozy little place, those two. You ride the elevator all the way down to the Life Fiber laboratory.

You find Nui hard at work. She notices your presence.

"Oh, Lady Ragyou!"

"I promised I'd drop by, so I did. How's work coming along?", you ask.

"All's well! I'll have it done on time, and it will be magnifique!"

"Good to hear."

You take a look around the lab. Something causes your attention. Blood stains on the floor? They look fairly fresh. You glance at the production line. None of the workers are missing. That can only mean one thing.

"Nui, you had guests today, didn't you?"

"Only you, Lady Ragyou!"

"Then what, pray tell, is this?" You point at the floor.

"Oh! I had a little accident at work, you see!" She says, her expression cheerful as ever.

Is that really so? On a closer look, Nui's dress has a couple small bloodstains on it as well. If it was her blood, her body would've absorbed it.

You give her a stern look. "Don't lie to me. Somebody was here. Who was it?"

She's starting to look somewhat anxious. "I wouldn't dream of lying to you, Lady Ragyou! Nobody was here!"

Is she going to insist on wasting your time, as well?

[ ] Slap her
[ ] Repeat your question

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>>32221725
>[x] Repeat your question

Hitting Nui seems kind of useless. We can give her the knifehands though.

>>32221725
>[ ] Slap her

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>>32221725
>[ ]Slap her

>>32221725
>[ ] Slap her
Bully the Nui!

>>32221725
>[x] Slap her

Feels bad man.

>>32221725
>The year of our lord 2014
>Not slapping Nui at every given juncture

[x]Slap

>>32221725
Slap her

>>32221725
>[ ] Slap her
"You've been a naughty girl!"

>>32221757
>>32221758
>>32221774
>>32221784
>>32221786

>>32221725

Y'know, as much as I would now feel bad for kind of burning Nui on it, I'm really sad we didn't bring some spray-paint and write "Ragyo a Butt" in giant red letters somewhere.

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>>32221725
>[x]Pic related

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>>32221792

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>>32221792
"I hope it's the good kind of slap..."
"Please..."

>>32221794
Though now I'm glad we didn't fuck with Nui's/our room while we were up there

>>32221939
If Nui ain't hittin the floor at "THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY"per hour, I'll be disappointed.

And this is how you get your minions to betray you, boys and girls

>>32222009
Ragyou is not a clever woman.

>>32222009
>we get to do right as ryuko
>we get to fuck up as ragyo
It's like poetry, it rhymes

>>32222009
Or beaten back into line.
But who knows.

>>32222026
>Am I out of touch?
>No, it's the children who are wrong.

Also reminder that Nui is, at most, 16

>>32222009
Honestly I was a little disappointed that we didn't have 'bad touch' the Nui.

>>32221953

Yeah, I even suggested "punk Nui", but since hugs and stuff that seems mean spirited. We're apparently literally the only person who is "nice" to her (Ragyo I assume usually just lets Nui do whatever the fuck she wants when she doesn't need her for something, which, while probably cool for Nui, isn't really "niceness", I guess), so that's not cool now. And something like a little "you are not alone" letter would cause potential problems.

Problems like Ragyo keeping her rainbow pimp hand strong against the Nui, which is in a bit of irony, exactly what Nui said Ragyo did that made Ryuko hug her.

>>32222100
>You Are (Not) Alone

So, Third Impact when?

>>32222115

I dunno, did we put on our fucking GAR face yet?

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>>32221939

>>32222208

Wrong cheeks

>>32222035
Yeah, Nui is either going to distance herself further from Ragyo with this, what with having abuse she was joking about earlier actually happen, or she's going to buckle under whatever Ragyo says and fall into the conventional dynamics of an abusive relationship.
Hell, she's already halfway there with the nervous lying.

>>32221939
She might end up as Ragyou's G-string.

>>32222243

>implying Ragyo wears underwear

>>32222260
She might if its someone's living face.

>>32222241
We should find a Poison Ivy to her Harley Quinn

>>32222243
>I just wanna be right there
>money, anything, I swear
>I wanna be
>*riff*
>your underwear

>>32221725
You smack her across the face. It would usually be lighter, but you're feeling generous today. She falls to the floor, and brings a hand to her face.

"Maybe I wasn't clear enough the first time: don't lie to me, Nui.", you say. "Now, let's hear the real story. Who was here?"

She slowly gets up, still clutching her cheek.

"...It was Ryuuko, with some friends."

"Only her? No Satsuki?"

"...No, only Ryuuko."

She must've been lured here by the academy's desolate look.

"I see. If she was here, then why didn't you capture her?"

"She was... too strong. That blood is hers, but she got away."

"Is that why you lied to me? Because you were embarrassed?"

"...Yes. I didn't want to upset you, Lady Ragyou."

Life sure like to play tricks on you. First, you find out both of your daughters have in fact successfully fused with Life Fibers. Next thing you know, they rebel against you, and side with the naked fools, while you're stuck with Nui, a failed experiment. Good thing she can at least sew.

" Since you're unable to take care of opponents weaker than you yourself, I'll assign some COVERS to the area. Continue your work."

"...Yes, Lady Ragyou."

You turn to leave. Today has been one waste of time after another so far. It doesn't really matter, though. Until REVOCS gains full control over the apparel market, you have time to spare.

>>32222320
>[x]Hug Nui

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>>32222320

Ragyo confirmed for the real coldfibers

Also, the stonecoldfoxfibers

>>32222340
>hugging her as discomilf

u wot m8

>>32222320
>Nui, a failed experiment
Oh right, she can't use clothes.
>Hypothetical NB Nui
mother of god

>>32222366
La vie est drole.

>>32222366
He never said it would be a good hug

>>32222366

Brings her into molestation range

>>32222340
>Hug Nui

not

>Metagaming custom option: Commit suicide or turn good.

>>32222320
Cut of one Nui's arm's and have her make a dress out of it. Because they are her fibers she should be compatible.

Who cares if its a rush job its not like you'd lose anything of value.

>>32222441

>[x] Custom: "Fuck this shit, I'm throwing a fancy dress party"

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>>32222441
>Metagaming
>Any year
>No literally, go as far forward and/or back through history as you want and pick a year

confirmed Marche tier

Don't worry, we taking care of things

>>32222458

>"Gonna make it rain tea and cakes, and tea-cakes"

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>>32222501
Marche did nothing wrong.

>>32222501
>Implying you wouldn't have been long dead/disco if you weren't metagaming as fuck

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>>32222501
>>32222516

Marche a shit.

>>32222525

Would we have been deader than disco?

>>32222525
>Implying our blind, all consuming lust for Skeletons and the forcible backlash against hasn't saved our ass more times than metagamaing

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>>32222541
Dead and brought back.
Like disco and skeletons.

>>32222567
>all consuming lust for Skeletons

Really wish I'd saved that images of skeletons doin' it doggystyle now.

>>32222567
>Implying we didn't die way back in the single digit threads
>Implying OP wasn't kidnapped and replaced by a new OP
>Implying new OP isn't just stringing us along as part of his evil plan

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Refer to this.
It covers some of the early story.

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>>32221725
>Nui covering for Ryuuko
Jesus christ we ARE getting to her

>>32222653
You made this before, after or while making the threads?

>>32222653
Out of curiosity, did you have any plan for what you would do if we decided to go down the "might as well watch the show" path?

>>32222695
Made it roughly around thread... 20?
>>32222696
I did have a plan, but it was largely unspecified.
Meeting Satsuki early would certainly have changed things around anyway, joining her or not.

>>32222658
And the pimpslap put her right back.

>>32222729
Are you ever going to do/reveal another one of those charts?

>>32222781
I tried doing another one, but then I realized it would quickly get too convoluted to make sense out of.

>>32222762
Or just pushed her towards deserting

At a later point I expect her to booby trap Ragyo's Kamui or something and have her suffer a second backstab, now with a broken Jyuuzan
Why'd she keep it anyway? Why not Bakuzan? And why did she occupy Ryuuko's room and not Satsuki's?

>>32222808
It's not broken anymore, they both got reforged, fully.

>>32222808

Nui siscon crushing hard on Ryuko, because Ryuko's "new" and way more vibrant and interesting than Satsuki, who has POKER FACED her whole life. Ragyo's the one showing an unhealthy interest in Satsuki, I'm sure, since she's probably the one who had all Satsuki's possessions moved, and presumably is holding on to Bakuzan somewhere.

>>32222828
Cool, but why, and on whose authority? By whom even, I don't remember any blacksmiths

>>32222808
Do you not know how abusive relationships are a thing? Or how hard they are to break.

Nui would die if Ragyou asked, she'd do anything for Ragyou, because that's how she thinks love works. In part because that's the life she knows.

>>32222859
They're made of hardened Life Fibers, you don't need a blacksmith for that.

>>32222876
>>32222859

Ragyo just fondled them back into one piece, just like the fondled them into two pieces.

>>32222876
Fucking magic

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>>32222902

>>32222876
>>32222890

she molested them back together

>>32223001

Magic. Fingers.

>>32222320
As you follow the helicopter on the way back to Osaka, you let your mind wander. Just what is Nui's story? What kind of relationship does she have with Ragyou? Did you get through to her?

Satsuki's voice brings you back to reality. "...Are you listening to me, Ryuuko?"

"Huh? Sorry, I got a bit lost in thought."

"I was asking if you're feeling well. I felt that stab you took. You must've lost quite a lot of blood."

"Now that you mention it... I didn't really feel it back then, but now I'm sort of exhausted."

Satsuki gives you a worried look. "You need to be more careful, Ryuuko. It might seem like we're invincible, but we're not. We still need blood to function, like normal humans."

"I understand why you're worried, and appreciate it. But, I feel like this wasn't a waste.", you say.

"What do you mean? Come to think of it, you still haven't told me what happened over there. You ended up fighting Harime?"

[ ] Tell her
[ ] Let's wait until we get back

>>32223187
>[x] Let's wait until we get back

>>32223187
>[ ] Tell her

>>32223187
>[ ] Let's wait until we get back

>>32223187
>[X] Let's wait until we get back
Let's wait till Nui backstabs Ragyo or something, just to be extra sure
I really don't think they're gonna like that story until then

>>32223187
>Let's wait until we get back

>"Sorry, I'm kind of tired right now, I'll tell you when we're back."

>>32223187
>[x] Tell her

>>32223187
>[ ] Tell her

>>32223187
>[ ] Let's wait until we get back

>>32223187
>[X] Let's wait until we get back

>>32223200
>>32223217
>>32223235
>>32223238
>>32223271

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A rather comfy looking bump.

>>32223516
Just imagine getting an assjob from those cheeks...

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>>32223516

I'd praise that moon

>>32223546
That's no moon...
That's a butt-le station.

>>32223546
Do you have to post that every thread?

>>32223585
CAR
LOS

>>32223639
I don't mind

>>32223639

It's been appropriate somewhere in every thread.

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>>32223711
In most threads, no butts about it.

>>32223639
>>32223711

Also, see this guy >>32223822 ? If I didn't post it, they would. It exists in the world now. The genie does not go back into the bottle.

OP is saying he's having trouble with loading and posting, so It will take a little while before he post again.

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>>32223546
Junketsu always look either braindead or high in thoses pictures.

>>32224020
Because they're made with canon Junketsu in mind, who IS braindead and/or high

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>>32224020

That's what Junketsu looks like in all the screenshots, too. He's either "1000 yard stare" or "high as balls".

It annoys me sometimes when fan artist draw Junketsu with his eyes like, looking at stuff, or focusing on locations other than the middle distance.

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>>32224126
>>32224104
>>32224020
So, Junketsu is the mentally retarded big brother of Senketsu?

Either that or he's just a angry mute.

>>32224226

In canon, yeah, Junketsu is basically just a hungry animal who is pretty mad most of the time.

Satsuki keeps him docile by being more RESOLVED than it, or later, with space drugs.

Apparently, Cloudflare is a shit and OP can't post right now. Let's hope It stop being a shit soon.

Well, this wasn't really nice.
Gonna post in a moment.

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>>32224786
mfw

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>>32224786
Hooray!

>>32223187
"Let's wait until we get back.", you say. "I think it's something everybody should hear."

"Very well."

You look at Senketsu. "Come to think of it, you got stabbed just as much as I did, Senketsu. Are you alright?"

"Don't worry about me. Like you, I can regenerate most damage. It hurt, but that's about it.", he says. "I must ask though, Ryuuko. What made you do this?"

"It was a hunch, I guess. Anyway, as I said, we can all talk about this later."

You arrive at the headquarters. While you're tired, and would rather go to bed, you head to the command room.

"Well, I think we can conclude that retaking Honnouji is not really an option.", Souichirou starts.

"No doubt about that.", you say.

"More importantly, I'd like to know what the hell was going through your head back at the lab, Kiryuuin.", Tsumugu says, looking at you. "Are you really that naive?"

Sanageyama and Inumuta are looking at you, as well. It's not the same kind of gaze Kinagase is giving you, but they definitely want some answers.

"What happened?", your father asks.

The mohawk guy wants to explain it his way, but you cut him off. "I'll explain."

You start relaying what happened after the four of you entered the lab. The gathered look at you with disbelief.

"She was faking it at first, but later on, I could tell that my words are actually reaching her. I don't know if it did any good in the end, though."

>>32225055
>The mohawk guy wants to explain it his way, but you cut him off.

Thanks god, else It would be "I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG YOU CAN'T COUNT ON HYBRIDS AHFHBFUFF" or some shit like that.

>>32225055
>What made you do this?

>Voices in my head told me to.

>Maybe you shouldn't listen to Satsuki anymore...

>>32225201

>What made you do this
>I asked myself, what would 4chan do?
>And they answered

>>32225245
>Asking yourself what 4chan would do
>Getting back any other answer than "rape everyone"

>>32225283

I'm surprised we don't say to do that more, honestly.

>>32225283
>>32225302
That's pretty much the reason we're here today with this quest.

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>>32225283
>Getting back any other answer than "rape everyone"
>And we listened.

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>>32225346
Yeah, well, you did wear Junketsu as Ryuuko, for 6 threads no less.

>>32225467

OP confirmed for a monkey's paw.

>>32225055
"So, Ragyou's closest subordinate is not really so close to her after all?" Souichirou rubs his chin. "Still, I have to agree with Tsumugu, Ryuuko. What you did back there was naive, and risky. There's no telling if her and Ragyou won't try to take advantage of that in the future."

"...I'll be more careful.", you say. No point in arguing, especially since you're not sure if you were right yourself.

"Good to hear. Anyway, you should go rest. You did good today, all four of you. While the situation at the lab could've been handled better, you've managed to gather some information, and leave in one piece before Ragyou arrived."

[ ] Leave
[ ] Mention the Kamui Nui was talking about

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>>32225467
Could you blame 'em? Junkestsu looks really snazzy.

>>32225603
>[ ] Mention the Kamui Nui was talking about

>>32225603
>[X] Mention the Kamui Nui was talking about
Why would we not

>>32225603
>[ ] Leave

>>32225603
>[ ] Mention the Kamui Nui was talking about

>>32225603
>[x] Mention the Kamui Nui was talking aboui

>>32225603
>[ ] Leave
Let's just head out.

>>32225603
>[x] Mention the Kamui Nui was talking about

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>>32225637
Cut it out.

>>32225630
>>32225636
>>32225639
>>32225642
>>32225657

>>32225603
>[ ] Leave
Let's cut Nui a break.

>>32225603
"Oh, there's one thing I forgot to mention.", you say.

"What is it?", your father asks.

"Just before Nui ran off, she mentioned something about a Kamui. That's apparently what she was making down there."

"A Kamui? ...But why? This doesn't really align with what we know about Ragyou's plan."

"Maybe she just wants a powerup?", you suggest.

"No, I don't think it's that. The Life Fibers in Ragyou's body are different than yours and Satsuki's. She can wear a Kamui, but unless it's meant to serve some specific purpose, there's not much reason for her to do it."

Makes sense. Ragyou was already a fearsome opponent on her own. You can't really imagine a Kamui boosting her power by a large margin.

"Satsuki, has she ever told you anything like this?", Souichirou asks.

"No. Until Senketsu, the only Kamui I've ever known or heard about was Junketsu.", she replies.

"Well, I suppose that's another thing we must take into consideration when planning our strategy. That's it for now."

You head to your apartment. Satsuki stays behind for a while to discuss findings with Inumuta.

Upon entering, you are greeted by Ayako.

"Lady Ryuuko. I've received a message from Master Souichirou. Blood loss is no laughing matter. Therefore, I've prepared a meal for you."

One hell of a meal it is. Still, you are quite hungry. Losing blood does that to people, it seems.

"Thanks, Ayako. It's what I needed."

[ ] Talk to her
[ ] Dismiss her

>>32225970
>[ ] Talk to her

>>32225970
>[ ] Talk to her

>>32225970
>[x] Talk to her

>>32225970
>[ ] Talk to her

>>32225970
> []Talk to her

How many lemons are in the meal? This is important.

>>32225970
>[ x] Talk to her

>>32225987
>>32226003
>>32226015
>>32226029
>>32226042

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>>32226042
All of them
Scurvy is every bit as fatal as blood loss

>>32226074
Eating lemons like that will just fuck up your teeth

>>32226114
Our teeth are made of fiber.

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>>32226114
You'd think so, but we just got stabbed in the heart a couple of hours ago are we're a-ok now.

>>32226074
I'm wondering how the hell can Senketsu even stay awake considering our blood is 90% lemon and 10% actual blood.

Maybe he can adapt.

>>32226208

He was custom built do enjoy that lemony freshness.

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>>32226208
He does, halfway through ep3 he learned to love the lemon and just let Ryuko think that dumb shit about "actually wearing" him.

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>>32226114
She's made of sterner stuff.

>>32226351
She appears to be a little sour, though

>>32226631

One of these days, Carlos, swear to OLF.

OP is a pretty cool guy

>>32226830
Sam?

did OP die?

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>>32226903
The OP can never die.

>>32226903
Skeletons don't die.

>>32226903

OP is a Lich

>>32225970
"Actually, we haven't had the chance to talk lately, have we?", you ask.

"I can see you've been very busy lately, milady.", she says. "I do not wish to bother you during what little spare time you have."

"Come on, don't give me that. You can bother me all you want. How has life in Nudist Beach HQ been treating you these past few days?"

"To tell you the truth, Lady Ryuuko... I feel somewhat useless."

"Useless?"

"Since you're so busy, I don't even get to help you, apart from cleaning the apartment, Lady Ryuuko. I'm not being a good maid."

Indeed, with all the things that have been happening lately, you don't really get many occasions to keep Ayako around. Come to think of it, you don't see Soroi as often anymore, either.

"You didn't run away when things went south. That's a sign of a good maid." You chuckle. "Seriously though, Ayako. With the current situation, it's just how things are. It's not your fault. If you want to blame somebody, blame Ragyou for being crazy."

"Still.. isn't there some way I could help?", she asks. "Other than maid duties, I can't do much, but I'm willing to learn. If you allow it, of course, milady."

[ ] You're fine as a maid
[ ] Maybe they need more paramedics
[ ] Maybe you could try your hand at combat

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>>32226940
>>32226939

>>32226944
> [ ] Maybe they need more paramedics

>>32226944
>[X] Maybe they need more paramedics

>>32226944
>[x] Maybe you could try your hand at combat

THE TIME IS NOW.

I SUMMON THEE, COMBAT MAID.

>>32226944

>[X] You're fine as a maid
>[X] Maybe you could try your hand at combat

Meido stronk. Maybe battle meido if she wants to, but Meido stronk.

>>32226944
>[x] Maybe they need more paramedics

>>32226951
Puffy Vulva

>>32226944
>[ ] Maybe you could try your hand at combat

>>32226944
>[X] Maybe you could try your hand at combat
DAWN HAS BROKE
THE TIME HAS COME
MOVE YOUR FEET TO THE MARCHIN' DRUM

>>32226944
>[x] You're fine as a maid

>>32226944
>[ ] Maybe you could try your hand at combat

>>32226986
>>32226987
>>32227018
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>>32227054
Well.

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>>32226944
>[ ] Maybe they need more paramedics
>[ ] Maybe you could try your hand at combat
why not both
why not combat medic

>>32227067
>>32227026
WE'LL WIN THE WAR AND PAY THE TOLL
AND FIGHT AS ONE IN HEART AND SOUL

also, no skellingtons yet

>>32227082
This.

>>32227067
A Combat Maid? Giving us tea and biscuits during battle to boost our morale

>>32227082
Combat medic in a maid outfit is a pretty cool guy.

>>32227067

"Hey, Nonon, I found you a sparring partner."

>>32227106
>>32227082

It's perfect. Since Ryuko heals herself, instead of carrying first aid equipment, she can carry tactical tea and lemon squares.

>>32227141
>>32227106
Uh, what about everyone ELSE in NB who can't regenerate ya tard knockers

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>>32227141
>she can carry tactical tea and lemon squares

Hey I don't know if this has been discussed and it's kind of off topic, but how the hell could Souichirou have told Satsuki about her "wedding dress" when she was five years old, when he faked his death to save Ryuko as an infant. Ryuko and Satsuki are only a year apart. Kind of a major plot hole.

>>32227123
Seh fights revocs and doesn't afraid of anything

>>32227166
Shush! No logic only tea and lemon squares now

>>32227171
He faked his death a few years after hiding away Ryuko.

>>32227171
He only faked his death following the reveal he's made to Satsuki.
The show leaves it unexplained, so I'd say he keeps her hidden somewhere until then.

>>32227205
>>32227211

Ah ok, That makes sense. It's been bothering me all day.

>>32227166

I'm sorry, did we hire a Nudist maid? Nope. She's a Honnouji Academy maid. Just because we're the Student Council in-exile doesn't mean we don't still control all the schools in Japan.

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>>32227229

To be fair, I'm not sure they explicitly say that in the show, but it's easy to infer based on non-contradictory information. For example, when shown in the flashback to become Dr. Matoi, Soichiro is show with an adorable non-infant Ryuko.

Picture only partially related. Mostly want to give everyone heart-attacks.

>>32227311
memory is a good poet but a poor historian.

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>>32227311

God damn it cutest little babby

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>>32227340
>tfw you realize Ragyo likely finger banged babby eyebrows

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>>32227378
NO!!

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>>32227378

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>>32227378

God is dead

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>>32227420
nietzsche shut the fuck up already

>>32227340
>>32227311

We need to find baby pictures of Satsuki and tell everyone how adorable she was.

We still have never gotten our revenge for No-Late Day.

>>32227444
Don't bully Nietzsche!

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>>32227451

The holiest of quests!

>>32227378
This makes me way harder than I care for it to.

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>>32227484

And then, when she tried to get her revenge, by showing everyone how adorable we were as a baby, we'll just be all "Bitch, please, I'm still adorable."

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>>32226944
"Well... if you feel that way, maybe you could try your hand at combat?", you suggest.

"Combat?"

"Yeah. Come to think of it, one of the Devas, Nonon, has only just begun proper combat training herself. There aren't really many inexperienced fighters around, so maybe you could both help each other train. What do you think about that?"

"Well, if that's what you suggest, Lady Ryuuko-"

"No, I mean, what do you think personally?"

"...I've never trained combat of any kind, but I'm willing to try.", she says.

"That's settled, then."

"Do you need help with anything right now, milady?"

"Actually, I'm really tired, and was about to head to sleep early. I'm fine for now. If you want, you can go seek out Nonon. If she has any doubts or complaints, I'll talk to her later."

"Understood, Lady Ryuuko." Ayako bows, and leaves the apartment.

Today's been pretty hectic. You head to the bathroom. You've always enjoyed taking long baths, but recently, you've switched to showering. Uses less water. Saving the environment and all that.

Having finished your shower, you feel refreshed, albeit still tired.

[ ] Wait for Satsuki
[ ] Go to sleep

>>32227683
>[x] Wait for Satsuki
sleep is for humans

>>32227683
>[x] Wait for Satsuki

>You've always enjoyed taking long baths, but recently, you've switched to showering. Uses less water. Saving the environment and all that.

That's right, Ryuko, rationalize that phobia.

>>32227683
>[x] Wait for Satsuki

Can't sleep without her

>>32227683
>[ ] Wait for Satsuki

>>32227683
>[ ] Wait for Satsuki

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>>32227709
>You've always enjoyed taking long baths, but recently, you've switched to showering. Uses less water. Saving the environment and all that.

>>32227683
>[ ] Wait for Satsuki

>>32227698
>>32227709
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>>32227745

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OP is asleep post babbies

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>>32228051
Why not lewd?

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>>32228051
OK

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>>32228072

Let's keep it clean fellas

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>>32228111

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2manybabbies

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2manybabbies4me.

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>>32228204
Goddam babbies. Always foiling our plans.

>>32227683
You really would like to just go to sleep, but you figure that you should wait for Satsuki. You still haven't talked to her about what happened directly. You sit down in the living room.

As you wait, Senketsu sounds off. "Ryuuko."

"Yeah?"

"What you did today, it reminded me of what you said to Kinagase some time ago, about not all Life Fibers being enemies. Is that why you reached out to Harime?"

"I guess, yeah. It wouldn't be right to assume she's evil just because. There must be a reason why she's doing those things. And I guess we've found out."

"Then, would you say the same thing about Ragyou? That there must be a reason behind her actions?"

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

>>32228266
>[x] Yes

>>32228266
>[ ] Yes

>>32228266
>[x] Yes

>>32228266
>>[ ] Yes

>>32228266
>[x] Yes

Ragyo's fucked up, but she doesn't do things for "no reason". Everything she does, she does because she wants to, so there has to be a reason why she feels she should do all this

>>32228266
>[ ] Yes

>>32228266
>[ ] Yes
Gotta extend that olive branch to Ragyo as well before you off her.

Maybe if finding a way to change the nature of the OLF will help, and I think Senketsu and Junketsu could be the key to this.

>>32228278
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>>32228266
>[x] Yes
But she's still absolutely crazy.

>>32228266
>[X] No

Nui is a result of Ragyo's upbringing. Ragyo chooses this. Also, she does. things, not related to world destruction that make her evil.

>>32228340

That's still not "no reason". Ragyo doesn't do stuff because she's like "TODAY, I WILL BE EVIL", but rather as part of some goal or purpose she's on for some reason. She just doesn't give a fuck about how people feel about her goals.

Do you think Satsuki will be afraid to have children because she was molested and fears that she would do the same to her kids? Like 90% of child molesters were themselves molested as children.

>>32228436
Except if we get a Disco End, she won't.

>>32228436
>Satsuki molesting her children
>She forces her son/daughter to lay down on their backs as she rides their faces

Oh God yes...

>>32228482
You guys are fucking weird.

>>32228534
Come on, you know where you are.

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>>32228471
>>32228482

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>>32228482
NO. FUCK OFF.

>>32228266
"Yeah, she must have a reason to be doing what she's doing. That doesn't change the fact she needs to be stopped, or excuse her actions, though."

"Certainly. Still, I think you should be careful with voicing those opinions, Ryuuko. Even Doctor Kiryuuin has doubts about your judgement."

"I guess. Speaking of him, I can't help but wonder what kind of story those two share. I've only ever heard small bits of it from Satsuki."

Satsuki steps inside the room. "That's because I've only ever heard small bits, myself. I wouldn't keep it from you, Ryuuko."

She takes a seat beside you. "I must admit, while I don't entirely approve of what you did today, I don't entirely disapprove, either."

"What do you mean?"

"I've known Harime Nui for a while. Though, "known" is probably not the right word. I've occasionally seen her. Truth is, I know almost nothing about her."

"How come?"

"She would never tell me anything. In a way, you've found out way more about her today than I ever did before."

[ ] Who is she, anyway?
[ ] Do you think she's a bad person?

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>>32228482
And Ryuuko would feed her children lemons.
"When life gives you lemons, you won't lose your way!"
>"Mom, what are you even talkin-"
"Eat ya' damn lemons!"

>>32228601
>[x] o you think she's a bad person?

>>32228601
Start with
>[x] Who is she, anyway?

End with
>[x] Do you think she's a bad person?

>>32228601
>[ ] Do you think she's a bad person?

>>32228601
>[ ] Do you think she's a bad person?

>>32228601
>[x] Who is she, anyway?

>>32228601
[ ] Who is she, anyway?
[ ] Do you think she's a bad person?

>>32228601
>[x] Who is she, anyway?
>[x] Do you think she's a bad person?

>>32228621
changing to
>[x] both

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>>32228534
>>32228561
>>32228562
>>32228607
>As she's about to climax she yells "ASK NOT THE SPARROW HOW THE EAGLE SOARS!!!"

>>32228607
>Ryuuko feeds her child lemons day after day
>Nothing but lemons
>The child resents her
>The child swears to make her pay
>The child grows up to be Cave Johnson

>>32228708
Well, at least he continues the family tradition of SCIENCE.

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>>32228693
>>As she's about to climax she yells "ASK NOT THE SPARROW HOW THE EAGLE SOARS!!!"

>>32228723

Have we missed our opportunity for SCIENCE Ryuko?

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>>32228708
>The child grows up to be Cave Johnson

>>32228708
>>32228723

Turns out ground up life fibers are pure poison. And I am now deathly ill.

The real question is, would Ryuko let her daughter wear Senketsu?

>>32228755
>implying Senketsu will live past this quest

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>>32228693
>As she's about to climax she yells "ASK NOT THE SPARROW HOW THE EAGLE SOARS!!!"

>>32228742
Well, you did jump off half a kilometer in an attempt to develop a new form for Senketsu.

>>32228742
>>32228723

CAN WE MAKE AN ARMY OF MANTIS MEN?

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNrKCpPl3eE

>>32228779

We were just throwing SCIENCE to the wall and seeing what sticks.

That's Cave Johnston school of Science 101

>>32228755

>implying Ryuko would ever stop wearing senketsu

>>32228779

FUCK YEAH, SCIENCE RULES

We'll need a labcoat. Mikisugi has one of those, right? Dibs.

>>32228772
>implying Ryuko isn't already pregnant

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>>32228708
Yeah, my cheeks hurt now from laughing, cheers.

>>32228822

WAIT. WAIT.

WE DON'T NEED A LABCOAT.

SENKESTU CAN EAT A LABCOAT.

WE CAN BECOME; SENKETSU SCIENCE

>>32228772
If I can't save Senketsu, what am I fighting for?

>>32228879

LIFE FIBER SYNCHRONIZATION: SCIENCE SKIN

>>32228833
>there are two skeletons inside her right now

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>>32228895

Tender lovings

>>32228833
/d/ is the other way.
Go away, you're scaring /c/ off.

>>32228922
At least I'm not suggesting that Nui parasite implanted us earlier

I guess everyone forgot about the choice.
I'll just combine the options.

>>32228956

Oh, right, it was 3 to 3 to 3 anyway.

LISTEN, THERE WAS SCIENCE TO DISCUSS..

Also a little bit of Ryuko as a MILF, but that's for another time.

>>32228988
>maternity dress senketsu
stop it boner I don't need this

>>32229016
[fat jokes intensify]
but who was daddy