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One being escaped the slaughter, however - the M-Tron ambassador Ionicus! Together with the fugitive M-Tron, you fled the charnel-house for New Jerusalem, city of your birth! In the cantina of your old acquaintance Boston Texas, you discovered that Ionicus had been framed for the murder of the Circuit-Men's Prime Minister by an Empire eager to capitalize on the deaths of the ambassador's people!

Hounded by Space Police and whitehats, your situation was grim indeed, when fate cast another your way - the ancient warrior Yoren of Futuron! A half-mad derelict, he sought only to be extinguished in a blaze of triumph, and pledged the remainder of his life to your cause!

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From veiled words spoken in secrecy, you discovered that High Lord Enir, ruler of New Jerusalem's criminal underworld, had conspired in your youth with the Empire to locate certain orphans for the Imperial troops to ensnare.

Seeking to discover the identity of your shadowy former master who even now orchestrates your demise, you skillfully penetrated the inner sanctum of the High Lord's pleasure-palace, only to find that he had been silenced forever by another Imperial assassin!

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With the trail seemingly gone cold, you and your company fled New Jerusalem for the distant realm of M-Tron, for there you hoped to find a connection between the nomadic clans and whoever might profit from their demise! On and on you pressed through the dismal void of space before finally landing upon the clan-hold of Ionicus's kinsman Dipolus!

Once there, you were welcomed with open arms by Clan Lord Graviticus and his opposite, Clan Lord Photicles! This hospitality proved short-lived, for during a demonstration of the titanic Mag-Drill Platform on a distant corner of the airless rock, a lone M-Tron crept upon you with murderous intent! Such a plan reeked of desperation, for the M-Tron are toilers, not fighters, and your would-be assailant was quickly subdued, along with his opposite, upon whence it was revealed that he acted on the orders of Fissicus, personal servant to Clan Lord Photicles!

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Returning to the clan-hold's bored entrance, you hatched a cunning ruse to lure the few remaining guards outside, and thus did you steal to the very edge of the shrine to ancient Polaron before your way was barred, first by Dipolus and his opposite Ferron, then by treacherous Fissicus, who called for your deaths even as he fled in panic to warn his master!

Such a plan was foolish, for none can hide from you for long, and in his panic his actions betrayed the hidden location of the Clan Lords' harem! Immediately was your understanding broadened, and Yoren's words proven prophetic, for the wives of wounded Gravitius were comely and becoming, stark contrast to the haggard wives of the vigourous Photicles!

Set upon by Photicles armed with a deadly corer, you were nearly slain before turning the tables and capturing his corer with a nearby slab of magnetronium! Disarmed and crippled, Photicles bore his treasonous intent aloud, and you learned that for the price of his people, the Empire had promised him the wives of his opposite and settled lands beyond the Imperial Picket! What more, he revealed that a platoon of Imperial soldiers descends upon the clan-hold this very moment, bearing the most vicious hired mercenaries at their front!

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"Ho, rogue!" Yoren shouts as he stumbles backward into the room, driving Ionicus before him amidst a hail of burner charges! "The clan-hold has been breached!"

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Star Wolves! Vicious and crazed killers, they wear the garb of their victims as grim battle-trophies!

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Ionicus snatches up Photicles's corer as he braces for violence!

You hold in your hand a burner and sword, and Yoren holds a burner as well!

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, SX3! And while you're at it, roll a d12 for Yoren and for Ionicus as well!
To roll, put dice+1d12 in the email field.

Lego Quest!

>>32363952
What a pleasant surprise! Just when my day was beginning to suck.

>>32364139
"Yoren, old friend, you were right from the start! If we live through this I owe you a drink!"

Throw Yoren our cutlass, then dive to the side and shoot the one who stole Han Solo's pistol!

>>32364322
Sounds great, now roll a d12!

Rolled 10

>>32364344
May the dice goods overlook my transgression.

>>32363952
Now all we need is for skelington quest to come back and all will be right with the world.
also, apprentice quest when this is done please lord please

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>>32364364
Lightning-quick reflexes flare into action as you throw yourself to one side, expertly snapping a burner charge over Yoren's shoulder!

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Rolled 8

"Ha! A blade in the hand of a Futuron bodes ill for you, hellion!"

Yoren's boast may prove untimely, for the Star Wolf brandishes a fierce power-mallet!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Yoren does!

Rolled 10

>>32364571
stab him in the dick

Rolled 4

>>32364571
Slice his hand off, then kick the mallet into his face as it falls!

Go Yoren go!

Rolled 5

>>32364571
Rip and tear! Rip and tear the guy with the cone on a stick's guts1

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>>32364583

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"Your ill-born line ends with you, villain."

Rolled 6

>>32364784
hahahahah
Yoren is the best.

Rolled 4

>>32364762
>>32364784
I love you

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"YAAAAAAH!"

The Futuron's roar mingles with the howl of pain that tumbles forth from the Star Wolf's fanged and bloodstained maw!

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Rolled 6

Suddenly, the air is singed by a burner charge, as the third Star Wolf rakes his deadly weapon straight at you!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or your friends do, SX3!

Rolled 9

>>32364856
Ionicus: Be Heroic.

Rolled 7

>>32364856
kick the cup or a coin on the ground so it clogs his weapon's barrel and causes it to overheat

Rolled 8

>>32364856
I shoot him with the gun while yoren gives him double dakka.

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>>32364880

"Look out!" Ionicus shouts as he swings his burner upward, evidently much more proficient with the ponderous miner's weapon than a burner, for his aim is true-

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- and while the Star Wolf's helmet may have protected him from the charge of a burner, nothing may stand against the raw fury of a corer at close range, and the Wolf's head is instantly vaporised into a fine red mist!

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"I- he- that is-" Ionicus stutters as Yoren steps forth.

"We shall make a warrior of you yet! Drink deep and savor your victory, for never shall our last be known!"

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What will you do now, SX3?

Rolled 2

>>32365198
Complement Ionicus, but in a slightly backhanded way

>>32365198
Tell Ionicus he might just be a hero.

Rolled 3

>>32365198
Check to see if there's any more enemies outside

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>>32365213
>>32365233

"Oh, well, that is-" Ionicus blusters. "It was really just the only thing I could do."

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>>32365346

Peering into the hallway beyond, you see nothing, although the sounds of battle swell closer, when suddenly-

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"Three moons of Futuron!" Yoren exclaims, as he sees fully the ancient tapestry that bedecks the far wall. "This- this is a depiction of the Second Great Age of Man!"

Rolled 8

>>32365613
Is that a big deal?

Rolled 3

>>32365613
SNEER

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>>32365640
>>32365640
>>32365648

"See here, man and Futuron working hand in hand to build the first great arc of nations, and there, with his visor raised-"

>>32365689
blacktron
oh my god
this changes everything!

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"Blacktron. Then this relic survives from before the days of the Valor Squadron, when the Blacktron did turn from the ways of men and took on their terrifying visage."

>>32365741
What about neo-blacktron, the rebels?

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"We are privileged to see such a thing," Yoren says, his voice quavering.

Suddenly, the sound of burners and cries of pain echo forth from the hallway outside!

What will you do, SX3?

>>32365772
We don't talk about Future Generation in here.

Rolled 9

>>32365778
check the computers to see if i can access security cameras/security turrets/anything like that

to shoot the bad dudes

Rolled 3

>>32365778
Look out into the hallway and shoot anything that moves and isn't friendly enough.

Rolled 11

>>32365778
"Well are we stealing it or just appreciating it here, on this backwater rock we expect to explode in the near future?"

Stick head outside and shoot our burner at anything and everything

>>32365793
What, you don't like transgreen?

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>>32365820
>>32365828

"I will guard you, friend," Ionicus states boldly as he plants himself betwixt you and the doorway, when suddenly he looses the beam of his corer-

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"Yaaah!" he shouts, as the now-headless Star Wolf, propelled by battle-lust, continues to charge forward, collapsing only at his feet!

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>>32365797

Ionicus has the moment well in hand, enabling you to turn your full attention to overriding the strange computers of the M-Tron, but such a thing is not unknown to you, and you quickly find a camera looking down on the slaughter below, when Yoren stops you!

"That one, he is the alpha! Kill him and the others will turn away, but it must be a fight within their gaze!"

Rolled 1

>>32366146
I'm thinking we need a distraction. Something valuable which will attract attention that the Star Wolves want, which we can kill the alpha in front of.

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Equipment check:

A whole lot of stuff!

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"Look and see, rogue!" Yoren beckons. "These are tips of solid oranganium, the same as we saw upon the tip of yon great drill, the same mythy material from whence the Ice Men do carve their OTCs."


What now, SX3?

>>32366182
>>32366282

(I actually took this picture before you rolled that)

Rolled 12

>>32366282
Oranganium powered power-mallet.
Let's call it the 'Nut Crusher'

>>32366324
Is that a bad thing?

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>>32366365

"Ho-ho," Yoren laughs! "You are full of surprises!"

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Then, now that you wield a weapon suitable to meet the challenge of the Star Wolves' alpha, there is but one more thing to do.

One gloved finger depresses the button-

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- and the terrible leader's attention is drawn to the speaker grille mounted to the ceiling above his head!

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Though you speak but a few short words, so great is their impact that the walls of the harem-chamber reverberate with the hoots and cries of the savage plunderers!

Is there anything else you wish to do before you go to meet them, SX3?

Rolled 2

>>32366753
Pretend to be one of the harem. Then we shall have the element of surprise.

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>>32366794

No time remains for you to scour for the wardrobe of the Clan Lords' wives, for the battle-challenge must be fought while the blood of the Star Wolves runs hot and eager!

And so you go to your fate, to meet the alpha of these savage predators!

>>32366794
>>32366970
Surely you have appropriate legos for cross dressing.

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>>32366984
Sorry, I would have been more inclined to allow it if that hadn't rolled a 2.

I got started way later than I wanted to, and /tg/ seems kind of dead tonight, but I will probably run more of this tomorrow (in say, 12 hours), either in this thread if possible or a new thread if need be.

I hope everybody had fun with what they got!

Rolled 7

>>32367113
Thanks for running, Lego Quest!
More dangeriousness next time, those Star Wolves were too easy!

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>>32367136
Dangerous, huh?

I can do that.

Ah, Lego Quest. The last good quest left since Dungeon Quest ended. May Pelor bless you, you shining star of quality among a sea of waifus and lack of illustrations.

>>32367852
Dungeon quest ended? What happened to it?

Bump

More?

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Are any players around? I'd love to keep going, but a lot of people might be busy grilling and being patriotic today.

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>>32374907
>Ice planet art
Anyone ever do any Blacktron or M-Tron art?

A little short but great work as always. I'm curious to see were you want to go with the ancient Lego set mural.

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>>32375070
Yeah, I got started too late last night, but it seems like most of the regulars were either in bed or on vacation.

>>32374965
These guys have done quite a few.

>>32375245
I think I might hold off on more stuff until next weekend, when I don't have a cold and it isn't a major American holiday.