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>Archive: http://pastebin.com/wXpvCr1C
>Sheet: http://pastebin.com/c0XtuSsm
You are Naruto Uzumaki, born without any blessings and with the ever present stigma of your dead father's shame.

Previously: Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke passed Kakashi's bell exam, though Sasuke was the one that ended up with the lowest passable score due to him using your openings rather than really working with you.

Kakashi showed Naruto and Sakura a memorial to KIA nin. Dismissed, you were told to come back there for training the next day thirty minutes after noon. Thirty minutes after he told Sasuke to come back.


Heading to the library for some study. Naruto went on and to discover that he at the very least had the blessing of having an affinity for two elements.

>Twitter: https://twitter.com/AoPHquest
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>>32365226
Woot woot
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You sleep well in your own bed, dreaming of training and becoming an amazing ninja.

You perform handseals and summon lightning down on Sasuke, frying him with the power of nature and lording it over him. A bunch of girls surround you, fawning over you and how powerful and strong you are.

The dreams take a sudden foul shift, the same lightning that you called down thunders down again, an ominous shadow standing against the light, blonde spikey hair looking back.

“You want to be the yellow flash too, eh son?”

You're back in your childhood room, a peek through the door and you see your father stumbling down the hallway, reeking of alcohol. You hear him open the door to his room and fall into bed.
With a sigh of relief you begin to turn around only to see him squatting before you, looking you in the eye.
“Yosh, son. Think your mom's coming back?”

You stare into his eyes, drunken and sodden with tears. Trembling, you find yourself unable to speak, because you know that no matter the answer-
He hits you, no, strikes you, sending you to the floor.
“sked you a question. You shtupid, son?”

Trying to get up, you feel him standing over you, looking down with a sake bottle in hand. He sets a foot back, bringing it forward right into your ribs and you wake up breathing heavily with a cold sweat.

Lying in bed for a moment, you wipe away old tears and stare at the ceiling for a while, listless. Why are you just now having dreams about that bastard again? Getting up, you rinse off your face in the washbasin before getting something to eat.

As you're getting breakfast together, you hear a knocking at the door. Who could that be? Only one that's ever really knocked before is the landlady. If it's her, she could just leave a note or something.

>[] Answer it, not really doing anything right now anyway.
>[] Leave it be. You don't want to see anyone this early.
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>>32365322
May as well answer it, if it's someone we don't want to see we can have a go at them
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>>32365226
Awww yeah, time for Dead Last Ninja Quest!
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>>32365322
>>[] Answer it, not really doing anything right now anyway.
We so rarely get visitors. And when we do they tend to just break in. Such politeness as to actually knock should be rewarded with prompt attention.

That reminds me: At some point we need to break into Kakashi's apartment. And take all his books. It's only proper.
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>>32365322
Answer it
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>>32365322
Open the window closest to the door and stick our head out to see who it is.

Say hi.
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>>32365322
>>[] Leave it be. You don't want to see anyone this early
Start the squats
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>>32365322
>answer it
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>>32365391
2nd
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>>32365322
>>[] Answer it, not really doing anything right now anyway.
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>>32365391
This
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>>32365322
>>[] Answer it, not really doing anything right now anyway
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>>32365391
Second
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>>32365322
>>[] Answer it, not really doing anything right now anyway.
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>>32365391
This

We're grumpy and don't want to deal with people in the morning. Let's forget about our pain in the midst of hard work.
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>>32365391
Sounds good to me.
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>>32365226
Ah, excellent. I was waiting for this. Decided to read the other threads on a whim, and was I was disappointed when I ran out of threads to read.

I will say that one thing that annoys me is when you'll randomly add Japanese exclamations ("Yosh," for example). I don't really see the point of using those instead of their English counterparts, especially since everything else is in English. Other than that this is really enjoyable.
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>>32365391
this
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>>32365343
>>32365365
>>32365377
>>32365379
>>32365387
>>32365396
>>32365410
>>32365431
>>32365470

>>32365391
>>32365409
>>32365423
>>32365448
>>32365481
>>32365495

Answering wins.
For future votes please link to the post o be counted.
I'll overlook it this time.
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>>32365322
>[x] Answer it, not really doing anything right now anyway.
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>>32365514
I changed my vote >>32365365
to this one >>32365508
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>>32365322
Got one of those door peep-holes? take a look if it's someone we can forgive interrupting the morning routine.
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>>32365322
>>[] Answer it, not really doing anything right now anyway.
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Hey Dran what the fuck is Yamamoto up to?
Last time I checked in canon he became a fucking tree and everyone forgot about him.
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>>32365728
He's probably being pissed and scratched at by an Inuzuku
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>>32365728
Who was yamamoto again?
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>>32365763
You know I always though they'd make him gokage because of that whole
Holy shit treeess thing he had going on. Plus ain't that shit good for restraining tailed beast and such?
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>>32365787
I'm pretty sure he means Yamato, the sorta clone of the First Hokage.
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>>32365787
Yamato was the guy who got infused with the First Hokage's DNA by Orochimaru when he was a kid. He recently was eaten by Spiral Zetsu to gain a boost in power for wood element techniques. He got regurgitated in the latest chapter, though. Then eaten by ANOTHER wood element thing crafted by Madara. Being Yamato is suffering.
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>>32365728
He's back in the latest chapter of the manga
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>>32365843
So he's a character who showed up after the manga got too much like dragonball z for my tastes?
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>>32365855
just in time for the global mind rape
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>>32365916
Yup, I don't see the point of it but he'll probably get shoehorned into playing some part in the fight back due to his super op powers despite the fact that they are possibly redundant
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>>32365906
He showed up in the second arc of Shippuden. So, you tell me.
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Patting your face down, you take a glance at the shiny faucet to check your hair. Messy and stuff but whatever, who do you have to impress? Slouching over to the door, you can feel your body creaking with soreness at the recent exercise. Your thighs burn like something's stabbed you but you ignore the pain. It's not worth paying any attention to.

You open the door, looking down at the floor to find a pair of feet wearing blue shinobi shoes. Raising your head up, you find yourself staring at Kabuto's face. The white-haired guy smiles and holds a grocery bag forward,”Hey there, Naruto. Got the bread I said I'd make up for.”

You stare out from the door, squinting your eyes with a bit of suspicious scrutiny, “I didn't think you'd really get me a whole loaf...” You look down at the bread. It's a fresh loaf, you can smell it from where your standing.

“Well, I said I would, didn't I?” Kabuto chuckles a little, touching the top of his head abashedly, “Though to be honest, I did forget the building, had to stop at a few others before the lady downstairs told me you were up here.”

The bag still sits before you, you keep staring at it now. The crunchy looking texture, the wafting smell of baked wheat and yeast tantalizing your nostrils. You almost never get fresh bread like this.
Kabuto seems to sense your hesitation and holds it a bit more forward,”Here, it's yours.”

You take the bag, looking down at it with a gluttonous grin, a little drool building at the corner of your mouth,”Th-thanks.” You scratch your head.

“No problem, Naruto.” Kabuto looks over you once more, his perpetual smile fading from behind those round spectacles, “You don't look very well, something the matter?”

“Oh, it's uh, nothing. Just had a bad dream...” You try to brush it off, but you just can't help frowning beside yourself.
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>>32365985


“Sorry if it's a bit forward but, would you mind if I came in? If you need someone to talk to...”

Your look down, and then back up at him, a little leery. You just met this guy but... Heck, he's turning out to be one of the nicest people you've known. Doesn't seem to be a mean bone in his body.

>[] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
>[] “Thanks, but I'll be okay by myself.”
>[] (other)
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>>32366006
>>[] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
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>>32366006
>[x] “Thanks, but I'll be okay by myself.”
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>>32365916
What the fuck was the whole point of that plan?
Honestly Madara seems like a Saturday morning cartoon villain to me.
Now People like the mighty morphing trap/ child molestor Orochimaru, pain, and kabuto seem way more I don't know what the word competent? Frightening? The point is Madara a shit
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>>32366006
>[] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
Eh why not
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>>32366006
>[] “Thanks, but I'll be okay by myself.”
Maybe some other time?
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>>32366006
>[] “Thanks, but I'll be okay by myself.”
We need to train not mope about our deadbeat dad.
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>>32366006
damnit Kabuto, why do you keep showing up when i want Hinata?
"Thanks, but I'm good for now. Are you free sometime later though?"
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>>32366006
>>[] “Thanks, but I'll be okay by myself.”
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>>32366006
>>[] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
I don't really want to talk about the dream, but we still could talk to him. He's so friendly. And he really helped us out with the tip yesterday. At the very least we need to thank him for that. Kabuto seems like such a great guy. I wonder how he's going to inevitably try to take advantage of us.
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>>32366041
>We need to train not mope about our deadbeat dad.
To be fair, having someone to talk to would improve Naruto's mood. Kabuto may also have tips for some things you guys have been talking about.
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>>32366006
Soooo when exactly is Kabuto going to stop trying to scout us for Orochimaru's basketball team?
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>>32366006
>>[] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
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>>32366090
When he see's we can't dunk
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>>32366006
>>[X] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
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>>32365985

>>32366076
Same. Hard to turn him away when he's been so nice to us, but I'd rather try to push past.... the past.
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>>32366006

>“Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
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>>32366006
>>[] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
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>>32366006
>[x] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
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>>32366082
true, but so far we've tried to not bring up personal stuff unless pushed really hard to do so (as opposed to our dislike of how others treat us, which we probably talk about too much).
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>>32366110
Which is strange cause Leaf Villiage ninjas can't jump for shit. Now them lighting Ninjas in the mountain? Those fuckers got hops.
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>>32366006
>[] “Thanks, but I'll be okay by myself.”
Ok, I'll admit that my meta knowledge about Kabuto influenced this decision. Do not want to associate with this guy.

Maybe in this timeline he isn't secretly an evil prick, but I don't wanna take that chance.
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>>32366006
>>>[] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
We need a friend.
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>>32366006
>>[] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
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>>32366090
hopefully quickly. Kabuto's cool, but every sound nin but him and Kimimaro are shit. especially Orochi
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>>32366192
I thought you said we weren't gay
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>>32366156
See, for me it's my meta knowledge of Kabuto that makes me want to associate with him. He'd make such a more interesting rival than Sasuke would. Cultivating a friendship with him so we can feel appropriately betrayed later on is the first step towards removing Sasuke's importance to the narrative.
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>>32365985
Damnit Dran, you bastard! I know what you're doing! I KNOW! I'll be here when Kabuto tries to get Naruto to defect ;-;
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>>32366208
this is why I didn't much care how the vote went. I voted against because its fucking early
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>>32366183
I know Dranule said it would take a lot to make Kabuto turn against Orochimaru, but by the time we first saw him in the manga/anime, isn't Kabuto ALREADY contemplating treachery?

I mean making Kabuto be less of an evil jackass will be almost impossible sure, but that's not the same thing as no longer serving Orochimaru.
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>>32366208
See, this is why I voted for it, that and in-character we don't have a whole lot of reasons not to think Kabuto's a nice guy and that he wouldn't be a good friend
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>>32366261
At this point, I think Kabuto's already under Sasori's thumb if I remember right.
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>List of things Kabuto might try/be working towards

1.) use Naruto to get to Sasuke
2.) get Naruto to defect
3.) get himself some sweet sweet emotionally fragile orphan with a chip on his shoulder ass
4.) He actually feels legit sympathy for a fellow orphan with no ulterior motives
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>>32366251
see, I voted against because I wanted to hang with other characters. I still want to try and talk to our stalker before Kakashi time, and tonight we should work at the flower shop because Inoichi is best fatheru. We haven't even met Shikamaru or Kiba, who're both pretty bro-tier
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>>32366326
I'm hoping it'll be the third
Shota Yaoi~
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>>32366202
>gay for Kabuto
I'm okay with this!

>>32366261
More seriously, I think we'd be okay with associating with an evil jackass, as long as he's a jackass to other people, not us.

Plus, should we decide otherwise/end up in a really bad situation, he might be an in to Orochimaru, which could be potentially handy/hilarious.
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>>32366321
Nope, that was a ruse. He let Sasori think he was his agent. Kabuto's like a septupal agent. Everyone thinks he works for them. But he really is out for himself. He mostly serves Orochimaru not out of loyalty, but because he sees the best prospects for advancement with him.
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In case you didn't check already Dran, Kabuto appears to be Water element, and has some familiarity with Earth techniques.
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>>32366321
Wait I thought Kabuto was just being the treacherous, lying, chess master, son of a bitch that's Kabuto and playing meveryone to his own fiddle?
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Let's be honest; Getting Kabuto on our side means getting an introduction to Mad Chakra Science.

That is by no means a bad thing.
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>>32366006
>>[] “Uh, sure. If you don't mind my mess.”
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>>32366339
eh, I think our first talk with Sasuke's better replacement shouldn't take long. mebbe we can convince Hinata to actually talk over brunch at the ramen shop or something
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>>32366380
Also requesting a photoshop of Kabuto on this pls
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>>32366380
>>32366357
So in other words, he's Revolver Ocelot?
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>>32366393
true. it also means a much cooler Valley of the End fight
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>>32366397
Please dran?
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>>32366261
He was as a mental exercise.

Pussied out when he saw Sasuke do the deed.
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>>32366393
Or at least that jutsu of his that disrupts the nervous system
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>>32366411
Basically. He even does the "I tricked you into thinking I was tricking you, but in a slightly different way from the way I was actually tricking you!" thing.
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>>32366397
seconding the fuck out of this
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>>32366417
I don't think that'd happen.

Specifically if Kabuto starts running, we wouldn't be good enough to catch him.

Also, let's not completely write Sasuke off yet.
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>>32366393
and if we have basic medical ninjutsu before the land of waves, Xabu and Haku might not die
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>>32366446
More like
"I was tricking you? When were you under the impression that I was tricking you?"
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>>32366442
No, he had that used on him, not by him. Tsunade's the one who knows that trick. And let's be honest, we're not getting training from Tsunade. She's never coming back to Konoha. Really, her life is going to be substantially worse in this timeline, just by virtue of not having a messianic surrogate grandson hanging around her.
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>>32366502
Ah, my bad, it's been a while
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>>32366502
Speaking of that nerve thing, it's kind of crap that Tsunade never uses it ever again.
I mean, that provides at least ten seconds of throat slitting time.

Oh well though. One of those amazing jutsus that's never mentioned again.
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>>32366488
Zabuza can go fuck himself.

Eventually realizing he liked his cocksleeve after it was too late to matter really doesn't give him any points in my book.
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>>32366554
Can we get it or something like it?
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>>32366578
true, but Haku's awesome
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>>32366585
Probably. There's a lot of shit that can do that. Last I checked the rasenshuriken fucked up every single cell in your body and was labeled a forbidden jutsu by Tsunade.
Also we may or may not have a bullshit Kekkai Genkai. I think it came with the box.
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>>32366502
Then again, a gilgameshianic blond guy hanging around isn't so bad
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>>32366617
Could he simply be defeated by using our ninja magic to look like Zabuza? Haku would know it's an illusion, but I don't think he would be able to hurt even an illusion of Zabu
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Rolled 92

>>32366762
Wouldn't that send it into a further blood rage? I also refuse to assign Haku a gender.
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>>32366762
He wouldn't even necessarily know that. Seeing through transformations seems to be something you can only really effectively do if you're a sensor-type. Haku isn't one of those. We could probably get the drop on him that way. That reminds me: We should see if Inoichi is willing to teach us to be a sensor. Because it's an incredibly useful ability, and as it's not a clan technique he wouldn't be barred from teaching it to us like he would most of his skills. Maybe we can negotiate for him to pay us in sensing lessons for our work at his shop.
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>>32366804
It doesn't matter if he rage, as long as it isn't directed as anything looking like Zabuza.
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>>32366804
Man, I'm still confused as shit at Haku's gender. Was she a female that pretended to be male, a male that crossdressed, or... I don't know. I don't see what the point of making her gender so confusing was in the first place. I refer to Haku with "she" because I at least know that no matter what, she at least identified as female... I think.
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>>32366901
he's a male identifying as a boy, he just has a very feminine look.
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>>32366901
Trust me Just call Haku an it. Saves your brain and dick a whole lot of trouble in the long run.
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>>32366932
He dresses very effeminately, though. And wears lipstick. He identifies as male, but he apparently rejects the social norms that mean that dictates how he has to look.
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>tfw we will never find out Haku's true gender
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>>32367044
In this quest, we can.

All we need to do is undress him.
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>>32367061
All we need to do is fuck him.
FTFY
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>>32367044
It doesn't have one till definitive evidence of one is observed, Schroedinger's pussy
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>>32367044
>>32367061
>>32367072
All you need to do is _ask_ him.
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>>32367100
>Not Schrodinger's Donger
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>>32367147
I figured pussy because the thought experiment was with a cat
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>>32367115
Well, yes, but he might be lying for whatever reason. If asking him was the answer, he'd be male according to what he says in canon.

People doubt this; thus, the only way to discover this is through direct observation.

If we were a Samurai, I'd suggest pantsing him. As we are ninja, the obvious answer is to sabotage his clothing in such a fashion that it will fall apart mid-conversation, thus revealing his sex without implicating us.
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“Uh, sure. That is, if you don't mind my mess.” You stand beside the door to let the guy enter. At least he asked unlike -someone- you know.
He kicks his shoes off before your door and bows his head politely as he enters,"Sorry for disturbing."

You can't believe how polite this guy is... Is he even real?

You shut the door behind him and clear some room at the table, pretty much just shoving off some of the mess from eating last night. Ramen cups and a boiled egg to make it a bit healthier. Even though you get the feeling that he wants to say something about it, but doesn't.
As you start trying to figure out what to do with a fresh loaf of bread, Kabuto takes it from you and starts slicing it with his hands, just like the sharpest knife, effortlessly.

As you look on with a bit of awe, he starts making talk, “So, what's bothering you this early Naruto?”

You recline back into your chair, letting him take care of it. “Nothing, just stuff...” He lets you be silent for a little bit, “I uh, passed that bell exam.”

“Oh?” Kabuto gives you a cheery smile. It makes you feel inclined to mimic it, “My advice help?”


“Yeah,” You nod, then remember all that happened, “One of my teammates was all for it, Sakura's her name.” frowning a little at the history between you and her, “We managed to work together and get her a bell. We managed to get both of them, but it was only after I gave my other teammate, who's an idiot, an opening. He didn't even admit that he couldn't have gotten it without me.”
Your frown worsens, but then you remember the conclusion. “He got chewed out by Home invader-Sensei.” letting out a chuckle, you feel a little good just talking. It's not a big thing but.

“You like it toasted, right?” Kabuto takes a few slices of bread over to the kitchen counter,”Mind if I use the toaster?”

“Nah, go ahead.”
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>>32367216
He puts the bread in the toaster, setting it to a medium-light, starting it up. Turning around, “So it sounds like you've got a bit of a black sheep on your team? Think it'll be hard to work with him in the future?”

You shrug,”Nah, I don't know. I think Sensei was gonna talk to him before me and Sakura show up.”

“Do anything else after the test yesterday? Any drills or basic training?”

“Nah, Sensei decided it was getting late and sent us home after a bit. I went to the library though, thought it'd be nice if I learned something new or something.” You lay your head down on the table, exhaling, “I didn't really do much during the test. I faked Sensei out a little but I don't know anything but Bunshin and Henge.” Lifting your head up, you peer at Kabuto's hands,”How'd you do that anyway?” You wave at his hand a little.

Kabuto seems to not understand for a moment, until he follows your eyes. “Oh? Oh this?” He points to the side of his hand,” Just a little trick I picked up.” He laughs it off,” I'm a genin for the medical nin. I used the chakra scalpel technique that they use for precision cutting.”

“You can do that with chakra?”

“You can do a lot with chakra.”

“Can you teach me that?”

Kabuto frowns, rubbing at his hands a little, “That might be a bit hard. Do you have good chakra control?”

“I saw a book about it in the library.” You groan,” Is it really that important?

“Absolutely. Without fine chakra control, you can't perform delicate incisions or keep the chakra scalpel fine, sharp, or even uniform.”

“Well, if I work on it, will you teach me?”

The toaster pops, “Sure.” Kabuto hands you a piece, “No reason I can't anyway. What else did you read about?”

Taking a bite of the toast, you consider it for a moment, “Nature release.... and a poisoner's handbook.”
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>>32367243
>poisoner's handbook
>Kabuto's dick status :
>Diamonds
He's going to start scouting is even harder. How long until we call him big bro?
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>>32367291
If he's at the toaster, we can't see his face. Damn; I'm sure it's a good one.
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>>32367243
Silent for a moment, Kabuto raises an eyebrow as he turns back to you, his interest piqued, “Poisoner's hansbook? Huh, that takes a lot of study and mixing of poisons. Sure you want to invest time into chakra control with that ahead of you?”

“I was just... looking at it. Might as well know something about poison. I'm an official ninja after all, right? You know anything about poison?”

Kabuto smiles, showing a glimpse of his upper teeth, “Oh, I know a little.”

You and Kabuto talk for a while longer. He's surprised when you tell him that you tested positive for two elemental affinities.

“That's actually rather uncommon,” He holds his chin in thought, “Rare actually. Few ninja are ever blessed with two affinities... Not to mention you've found out so young. It might be better for you to pick one to start training, that is to say of course, if you're more interested in elemental techniques. Such a ninja tool as poison doesn't exactly have much synergy with nature release in any case.”

You think about it for a moment. If you were really to train in one...

>[] Earth. You don't want to be called the yellow flash or anything like it.
>[] Lightning. Father be damned, lightning's still the way to go.
>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.
>[] Neither. You'd rather spend that time on your body and mind.
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Next one'll be shorter. Less of a cinematic and more of a confirmation blurb.
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>>32367407
>[x] Lightning. Father be damned, lightning's still the way to go.

become static shock
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>>32367407
>[x] Lightning. Father be damned, lightning's still the way to go.
Fuck him we'll make the village forget all about him we're so much better.
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>>32367407
>Both, we will know how magnets work, dammit.
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>>32367407
>[x] Lightning. Father be damned, lightning's still the way to go.
To hell with are shit dad.
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>>32367407
>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case
Fuck off dean eat ninja dad. What sort of god beater can't do both?
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>>32367407
>>[] Lightning. Father be damned, lightning's still the way to go.

First Lightning, then Earth, then become Ninja Magneto.
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>>32367407
>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.

Although I'd prefer a balance of control/body/mind
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>>32367407
>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.
There's gotta be some sort of weird awesomeness to be had there
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>>32367407
>[X] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.

super bullshit abilities HO!
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>>32367407
>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.
We're going to learn every technique we can. It's not about synergy, it's about having every option available.
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>>32367407
>>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.
>Ninja Magneto
Sounds mag fuckin' neato.
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>>32367407
>[] Earth. You don't want to be called the yellow flash or anything like it.
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>>32367407
>>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.
I'd rather have a little bit of everything. Low level utilities from every discipline add up to quite an advantage and don't require the insane chakra of high level techniques.
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>>32367407
Why rule out the synergy of poison with elements? There are tons of toxic minerals we could manipulate with the earth element. Realgar, cinnabar, orpiment, cantarella...We could do a lot of neat stuff with shooting tiny shards of poisonous rocks into people.
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>>32367407
>>[X] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.
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>>32367407
>Earth. You don't want to be called the yellow flash or anything like it
Has more utility.
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>>32367407
>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.
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>>32367560
And poison is just fuckin useful.
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You know it's funny how were all gottah catch em all about the Justus when like always /tg/ is going to forget like 75% of the shit we learned
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>>32367560
The lack of synergy is in the cost-vs-effect.

Nature release eats up a lot of chakra and requires some modicum of control.
vs time spent learning how to brew and safely administer and efficiently deliver a poison into an enemy's body.

The real challenge here is figuring out exactly what you want to do and how.

Mind that you've got that limited time before you end up doing the -big- mission.

Gotta get something effective down.
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>>32367609
Well since we're just starting off, it might as well be a good idea to see what both have to offer, and pick up at least a couple tricks to learn.
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>>32367407
>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.
We can become magnet lightning rod powers?
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>>32367631
What big mission? It's not like we're going to rashly decide to proceed with escorting Tazuna just because he told us a sad story about Gato. We're going to run into the Demon Brothers, fight them, then head back home. Abandoning your team is worse than abandoning your mission, right Kakashi? No shame in turning back because we're worried the mission will get us all killed. And Tazuna was in breach of contract anyway. So we've got until the Chunin Exams to prepare. Plenty of time.
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>>32367407
>[] Both. You might make split progress, but it'd still balance you out in any case.
honestly, even if we don't come up with a cool mixed technique, we need to have more than a couple tricks before we get good at them. Otherwise someone'll figure out what we do and we'll be dead
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>>32367631
So how many years left until some dick head starts another's Ninja war?
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>>32367730
If we're going by canon, around three and a half. And when it does happen, we're screwed no matter what since we don't have Demon Fox hax.
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>>32367716
You don't want to have a bridge that's a lifeline for a country named after you? Where's your ambition Greater-than-god-sama?
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>>32367716
dude no
we're going to notice the goddamn puddle in the middle of nowhere for no reason, kick the shit out of the Demon Brothers, then listen to Kakashi because he actually decides whether we keep going or not
Protip: ain't no way Kakashi's going to back down
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>>32367743
Drazy baby said he was basically making up the elemental rules. Which means our bloodline might just be enough to gain us Magneto powers.
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>>32367746
We don't know that will happen. There is zero guarantee we'll be the hero of Wave. For all we know it could be Sasuke who gets that! And losing our chance for glory is worth denying Sasuke the chance for it.
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>>32367794
>And losing our chance for glory is worth denying Sasuke the chance for it.
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You shrug,” I'll try training both.” You get up, gathering some resolve in your heart. “If I'm going to become greater than god, I can't limit myself to one thing.”

Kabuto, while he seems a little taken aback, doesn't diminish your little moment, “Ah well, maybe you could at least start with one thing before picking up another? Even a Jack of all trades needs to master at least one thing before he decides on something else.”

You slink back down in your chair, “I'll think about it.”

Kabuto gives you a pat on the shoulder,” Good, well. I've got some things I need to get done. Mind if I drop in another day?”

“Yeah, sure. Uh...” You look down at the table, “It was nice having someone to talk to.”

“Any time.”

Kabuto leaves and you enjoy a slightly cheerier breakfast than before. He's a pretty cool guy.

>You still have time before you need to meet with Kakashi. About four and a half hours actually.

>[] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
>[] Drop by the Library.
>[] Go do some early physical training.
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>>32367746
Kishimoto has yet to make better antagonists than Sabuza and Haku.
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>>32367827
>>[] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
Let's get to this. Today is Social Link day.
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>>32367827

>[] Go do some early physical training.

Lets take up the offer, though. After some training.


>[] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
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>>32367831
>Kimimaro

I will fite you.
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>>32367827
>[] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
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>>32367827
I forget, did Yamanaka give us specific hours, or what?

Because it seems a bit early in the morning for people to want to buy flowers.
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>>32367827
>[x] Go do some early physical training.

wind sprints! get that cardio going!
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>>32367827
>>[] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
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>>32367827
>Find our goddamn stalker, then either Library or Training with her

Flower Shop's something for after training, i think
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>>32367827
>1
Been wanting to do this for ages now.

Maybe we can get some tips from our flower shop bro. And also, money.

I kinda want to focus solely on Chakra control for a while. It's really important.

Also about the pastebin, what is a good number to have in stuff? 1.5 doesn't tell me too much, other then we have it and are close to getting better at it.
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>>32367862
Nope. Just drop in whenever to do some work.

He's the owner. He can do what he wants.
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>>32367827
>>[] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
We can do afternoon physical training depending on what Kakashi has in store for us.
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>>32367827
>Physical Training
we should really work at the flower shop in the afternoon/evening, and I feel like nighttime studying fits us more
also, Dran. can we please have>>32366397 happen?
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>>32367827
>>[] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.

Hmm.

Maybe we can take a leaf (leaf, geddit) from Lee's book. We can wear weights while working.
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>>32367885
Yeah, plus getting exhausted by working ourselves to death BEFORE training is never a good idea.

They'll be good things to do after training though. Depending on how brutual
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>>32367827
>[X] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
God of ladies.
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>>32367813
Man, I wish we had All Fiction. Or even just Book Maker. Some power-negating screws would make us unstoppable.
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>>32367827
>Step 1- Work at Flower Shop
>Step 2- Bond with Inoichi
>Step 3- Brunch with Hinata, figure out her name maybe
>Step 4- Laugh at Sasuke for being a bitch
>Step 5- Actually learn something from Kakashi. This is the hardest part
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>>32367827
>[] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
We made a friend today, let's make some more!

Gotta train hard, but we gotta make friends hard too.

heh.
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>>32367930
Of course you do. We'd be completely unstoppable. An absolute monster.

Well, we can't possibly win. But who has to win, when you can just make everybody else lose?
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>>32367932
Dran said that DLN Kakashi is actually going to train us pretty hard. So that will be cool. We should wind up learning a lot.
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>>32367932
>Step 5- Actually learn something from Kakashi. Pft.
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>>32367949
Had to resist having Kabuto asking, "May I come inside?"
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>>32367827
>[] Work at the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
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>>32367932
>Step 5- Actually learn something from Kakashi. This is the hardest part
I still find it hilarious how fucking OP Kakashi is and he only taught these guys like 4 things. That bitch better teach us how to shank a dude with tantos and swords and shit. Especially because we lightning that should work nicely together.
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>>32367932
seconding
And I'm definitely looking forward to DLN Kakashi's boot camp. Especially since he really likes his Lightning and Earth jutsus, so he might be able to teach us cool shit
I will laugh so much if we learn Chidori and Sasuke gets nothing
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>>32367969

Dont deny your inner magical realm again
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>>32367827
>>[X] Go do some early physical training.
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>>32367932
seconding, but since Hinata's probably already watching us, maybe ask her if she'd like to go to brunch rather than just getting her to follow us to the shop
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>>32367932
Ino is best ninja grill.
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>>32367990
On the upside he got a bullshit Kekkai Genkai so he can just steal all the Justus. Fucking Kakashi got 1 eye and he earned a nickname from tht shit.
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>>32367990
Chidori actually needs the Sharingan to be able to aim it properly, so we're unlikely to get it. Would be nice, though. We can learn other lightning techniques, I suppose.
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>>32367848
>>32367857
>>32367868
>>32367876
>>32367885
>>32367908
>>32367921
>>32367949
>>32367973

>>32367850
>>32367865
>>32367901
>>32367999

Flowerboy it is.
You're wearing the green suit.
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>>32367932
>>32368016
sounds good

>>32368022
I prefer Hinata, especially once she stops being a doormat. Ino I like much more as sisteru option, if only for the hilarity of that situation. That said, there's also the Tricycle option
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>>32368053
>]You're wearing the green suit.
Fuck yeah we are.
I still want to get some eyerolling out of Ino.
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>>32368053
Nice
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>>32368033
Borrow Sasuke's, I'm sure he won't mind.

>>32368053
With that suit and the bright yellow hair we'll be able to hide perfectly in there
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>>32368062
Tricycle option is best option.
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>>32368053
>You're wearing the greensuit
Problem?
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>>32368053
of course we are

now which of our stalkers buys a flower from us? Hinata or Kabuto?
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>>32368062
But we need to inspire her to change before she can stop being a doormat
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>>32368033
Chidori is probably one of the least cool uses of lightning element out there anyways. We should be able to do somethintg more awesome with it.

Like say... augmented illusions and hypnotism that actually slowly kills the targets by burning out their nervous systems?
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Aright.

I want to say this: As much as Hinata stalks Naruto, she's got her own shit to do.
Also, the other cast-members need a chance.
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>>32368107
I want a god damn tricycle option.
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>>32368098
or combining Body Replacement technique with lightning so that when people try to attack us they get tazed
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>>32368107
which is why I think people are asking for a brunch scene with her rather than spending four and a half hours tracking her down and interacting with her. As for other people having a chance, Hinata hasn't had a chance herself. We've spoken with her less than Sasuke, who we almost unanimously hate, and all that conversation did was make us want to figure out who she is in character

I personally want their canon meeting to happen, where people are beating the shit out of her and Naruto gets in the way and takes the beating, but that's supposed to have happened years ago
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>>32368206
>Sasuke, who we almost unanimously hate
Why does everyone hate him? I thought we agreed that he acts like a faggot and we're going to fix him?
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>>32368206
>to have happened years ago
Lets roll with he doesn't remember.
Just like how 95% of Naruto's prehistory involves him not being a pariah among his classmates.
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>>32368230
I have no strong feelings either way on Sasuke. All he's really done is be a bit of an arrogant prick to us.

Oh, you meant meta hate.
No, I don't.
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>>32367960
>>32367960
Spoken like a true Minus.

Do everything you can to the best your abilities, never regret a moment of your life, and never lose that smile.
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Donning your green jumpsuit and making sure that your kunai and shuriken holder are fastened firmly to your thigh, you head on out and make your way to the Yamanaka flowershop, your stomach thanking you for the food, ergo you end up thanking Kabuto again for the food.

Ino's outside, hosing down a flower display with a sprinkler nozzel sending the water out in a fine fan of mist.

She doesn't seem to notice your approach as she hums to herself contentedly. She's wearing her purple uniform, , a vest with a raised collar, and an apron skirt with splits on either side. There are bandages covering her stomach and thighs to preserve her dignity, but it still doesn't leave much to the imagination as she sports an actual rubbery teal apron to keep her clothes dry.

>[] “Hey Ino, I'm here.”
>[] Just walk inside.
>[] Poke her sides to scare her.
>[] (Other)
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>>32368230
I thought it was that he acts like a faggot and we're going to ignore him?
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>>32368230

Not really. If we go by current inquest knowledge, hes just abit of an ass but a capable ass.

Whats more hes one who didn't take part in the bullying so still willing to work with him.

>>32368271

>[] “Hey Ino, I'm here.”
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>>32368271
>[] “Hey Ino, I'm here.”
Let's not get spayed.
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>>32368271
>[] Poke her sides to scare her.
FACE PUNCH ACTIVATE
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>>32368271
>[] “Hey Ino, I'm here.”
Let's just be straightforward and friendly. We're going to be working with her, let's start things out on a good note.
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>>32368271
>[] “Hey Ino, I'm here.”
"How did your first day go?"
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>>32368271
>[x] Just walk inside.
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>>32368271
>[] “Hey Ino, I'm here.”
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>>32368271
>[X] “Hey Ino, I'm here.”
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>>32368271
"Hey Ino, I'm here."

Never scare a girl. Much less a ninja
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>>32368271
>[] “Hey Ino, I'm here.”
>[] Walk inside.
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>>32368271
>>[] Sneak behind to scare her.
>>[] “Hey Ino, I'm here.”
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>>32368317
What? Ninjas are fucking pussies. Set yourself on fire an you will never have to worry about Ninjas again.
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>>32368369
>tfw no fire nature release
>tfw you can't autoimmolate
>tfw you rolled the wrong element.
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>>32368382
Pfff, please. Just pull some Fire bender bullshit.

>Lightning bolt a tree
>Tree catches fire
>roll around in burning tree bits
>Fire release!
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>tfw I pull out my handy dandy matchbook
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>>32368271
Greet her politely, maybe talk about our first days as genin.
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>>32368382
Fire is the lamest of the elements. Every single fire jutsu is some variant on "exhale a fireball". Every last one. I'm glad we don't have it. We can be so much cooler with lightning and earth.
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>>32368464
Our first jutsu combining lightning and earth should be jetboots
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>>32368464
>Implying I wouldn't give you more techniques to work with.
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>>32368464
You know part of being a ninja is making our own jutsu, right?

Still like Lightning and Earth best, but I'm just saying.
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>>32368527
>>32368533
Oh, I'm sure we'd get better toys to play with than canon provides. I just don't want to be associated with it at all. Fire is what you use if you're uncreative in your attempts to kill your opponent.
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>>32368567
That's a dumb reason to dislike it, but I respect your right to dislike it.
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>>32368567
here here! there' nothing like... sand coffins, except crossing one with an electric chair!
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Stopping at Ino's back, you exhale a bit loudly,”Hey Ino, I'm here.”

Ino jumps suddenly, snapping to attention as she turns around, with a smile, hose still misting as it gives you a fine spritz. “Oh, sorry, sorry.” She apologizes as she starts wrestling with the nozzle, finaly winching it shut.
Finally, she clutches her chest, breathing out a sigh of relief,”You actually showed up...” A sudden shift in her posture, and she's the haughty princess of the academy again, “Alright then, Narutar-tar-tar...taro!”

A veins pulses out of your forehead in suppressed anger,” Naru...taro?”

“Y-yeah, can I call you that? Narutaro...” She laughs nervously, trying as best she can to play this off.

Sighing,”Whatever. What do you want me to do?”

“Ah...” She puts a finger to her cheek, thinking, rolling her eyes to look around you and slowly starting to sweat bullets. “Ah, first, let's get you inside!” She's at your back in a moment, pushing you into the shop against your will.

“Hey, what the- what are you doing?!”

“Will you just quit struggling?” After she gets you inside, she throws one of the aprons at you, as observed by her father, who's standing there, misting some flowers within, he's in full observance.
“Put that on, and um, just don't go outside, okay? We don't need you scaring away any customers.”
Her eyes travel up and down your body, and she looks away with a little disgust,”And where did you get that ugly thing?”

“It was a gift...” You say, suddenly looking down, beginning to doubt already if coming here was the best idea.
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You know while I feel like we're coming I a close with the investigation. I can't shake the feeling that there's something else going on here.
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“Oh.” Ino suddenly calms down at your gloom, “Uh.” She glances away, “You make it look good- I guess or something. Look, uh. I'll teach you about flower arrangements first okay? Is that okay? I'll have you make bouquets for different occasions...”

With her awkward compliment, you manage to frown a little less. She's actually kind of cute when she's not running her godawful mouth.

“Eh, Narutaro? You coming?”

“Yeah, sure, lemme just get this thing on.”

>[End Thread]
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>>32368635
Well fuck me I suck wrong thread
>tfw I'm on pleb tier mobile and can't delete mein post
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>>32368644
narutaro?
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>>32368644
Did she just nearly call us Narutard?
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>>32368663
yup.
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>>32368644

Ino. Staph.

You're being too cute for your own good.

>>32368663

Almost. She held herself back.
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>>32368644
well... at least she's trying not to be a bitch
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>>32368663
Looks like it.
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>>32367560
We could control poisoned rock shards, if we wanted
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>[End Thread]
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Now she has to keep using the nickname too in order to not admit her mistake. That's hilarious.
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>>32368688
I'd say that big chunks of metal or bolts of lightning are pretty poisonous on their own right.
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>Comments, questions, concerns.

>The Good.
>The Bad.
>The Weird.
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>>32368710
>>The Good.
>>The Weird.

Ino being cute
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>>32368644
Well shit, that was exciting. So when is the next thread? And is there any possible chance that it could start up earlier?
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>>32368710
Ino 2 qt, can't take this
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>>32368710
>Concerns
Not enough DLN
Ends too early
I love you too much
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>>32368710
Short thread. Saddens me.
Social Links with Ino and Kabuto. Makes me happy.
Nightmares about father. Concerned, but not surprised.
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>>32368706
Lightning strikes that turn enzymes in the body to poisons.

That could completely require some strange facet of earth to affect living flesh.
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>>32368710
how hard is it for her to not be a bitch?
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>>32368743
>: something (such as an idea, emotion, or situation) that is very harmful or unpleasant
I was just being a smart-ass about it.
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>>32368644
Best Ninja waifu.
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>>32368753

Give her credit, shes trying.
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>>32368710
Is this a weekly quest and why so "short"?
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>>32368567
Fire is my favorite element. It's the element where life just keeps on putting you down, and you just rise up and go "No, fuck that.".

I'd like to have fire powers. Maybe subconsciously I feel like if I could have fire powers, I could burn away all my problems, internal and external. Like fire could not only make me physically more powerful, but it could make me stronger on the inside too. Not in an edgy way, but in a cleansing way. As if I could recapture the purity I had as a child.

Woah, fuck... Some emotions I wasn't prepared for just happened here today.
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>>32368778
Because this is his 'throwaway' quest that he started to run on the nights he doesn't have much time.
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>>32368644
>>[End Thread]
Why so short?

Also what the fuck is Narutaro? We could at least tell her no, she may not call us narutaro.
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>>32368805
I envision her using it so much it becomes econd nature and then using it in public. It's a cutesy sort of nickname a girl gives a boy-friend too.
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>>32368778
Since I run two other quests I spend at least 20+ hours a week actively running quests and ~2-3 planning out plotlines and events for the three.

I typically only have 2 days off a week and that's when I run the other two, this is one that I can run after work and it's much easier to plan for because of the pre-established characters and material reference.

Unfortunately I can't quite run earlier and longer is something that I can't quite do either.

At the very least, I'll start off the threads with a prewritten post from now on to save time and keep things moving.

I might be about to bring this back to two times a week, though it'd still be running at the same time.

>>32368805
>Also what the fuck is Narutaro
Her trying not to call you Narutard.

>>32368753
I still love that picture.

>>32368741
Kabutofriend is best friend...

Also:
/tg/ liking tsundere-cute. Never change. I knew I wasn't the only one that appreciated the baka.
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>>32368852
>>32368805
太郎(Taro), "strong, heroic, masculine"
Bahahahaha!
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http://pastebin.com/ErvyvgaD

BITCHES, HERE IS THE GUIDE FOR GHETTO SURVING NINJAS.

IF YOU LIKE LIVING, START READING.
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Just to try and make Narutaro sound less weird
Taro is like the most generic possible guy name in japanese, so appending it is kind of funny.
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>>32368857
Thanks for writing! I'll check out these other quests then....
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>>32368857

The wind.

The wind of waifus is changing.
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>>32368857
>Short due to work things
Figured.
>Might go back to two times a week
Cool. I just hope people don't bitch again, and realize that collectively, their fav quest probably gets more time then this one does.

>Narutaro
I keep picturing that fucking hamster, Hamtaro.
Google it if you don't know.

>Spoilers
The worst part is, non meta, we have pretty much zero reason to mistrust him.
Also, I saw what you were doing. Giving Kabuto reason to want to recruit us.
You bastard.

>Extra spoilers
Tsun is the best. Works better on girls, though I think. I like Hinata still, but I wouldn't bitch if Ino got closer to us. Or Sakura, at this rate for that matter.I was there when you revealed that Devon was Tsun, much to a few anons surprise.
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>>32368897
I just want to point this out.

>Substitution Jutsu
REALLY needs to be our next standard jutsu. I mean, it's literally a life saver, man.

We need it. Badly. If w want any hope of surviving and shit.
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>>32368909
Hinata a shit, Ino is best waifu.
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>>32368926
>Giving Kabuto reason to want to recruit us.
>You bastard.
Hey, you guys decided to take a look at toxicology.
Just happens to be one of Kabuto's favored subjects at school.

Hell, tell him that you're looking into surgical anatomy destruction you might find him more than willing to give a few pointers,
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>>32368892
The question is, does she realize what she is saying?
And if so, how hard is she blushing because of it?

Because I think that is hilarious.
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>>32368966
This man speaks the truth.
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>>32368972
>does she realize
Not quite yet.
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>>32368972

I don't think shes thinking too hard on it. She just jumped on the closest lifeline.
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>>32367291
>>poisoner's handbook
>>Kabuto's dick status :
>>Diamonds

This made me laugh.
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>>32368968
Heh, nah actually I meant mentioning the two affinity thing.
"Potential incarnate' and such.

But really, we should learn standard jutsu first. I suggest having several threads dedicated to 'learn a jutsu! Which one?" And then we go through the process of learning it. this will help prevent us getting tied up with social stuff, when you are intent on jumping to big mission arcs or whatever.

Because tg loves social stuff. We love it lots.
Also, what do the numbers beside the jutsu in the pastebin mean, anyway?
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>>32368962
Of fucking couse. That BASIC 101 NINJUTSU.

The 3 ninjutsu may not be super powerful but their usefulness and ease of learning, and mastering makes them TOP TIER first jutus to learn.
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>>32368997
The numbers besides the jutus means jack shit. Forgot about removing them.
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>>32368997
>Also, what do the numbers beside the jutsu in the pastebin mean, anyway?
How gud you got.
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>>32368997
>Also, what do the numbers beside the jutsu in the pastebin mean, anyway?
Proficiencies, Going to try to keep them somewhat relevant to the ninja handbook that basically shows ERRYBODY'S powerstats.

Higher number means u gud.
More gud = more possible techniques and variations got.
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>>32368857
>I might be about to bring this back to two times a week, though it'd still be running at the same time.

I would certainly be happy if you bring it back to twice a week. I also follow your other two quests if that means anything.
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>>32369011
I know, but I mean like...is there a 'mastered' number? Or does it just go up infinitely?

Does it affect rolls/DCs, or does it just mean how good we are at an action for fluff purposes.

>>32368998
Definitely. Totally up for practicing that shit after Flower shop and Kakashi junk
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>>32369030
OH, he talking about YOUR pastebin. Not this.
http://pastebin.com/ErvyvgaD

Forget about this.
>>32369010
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>>32369030
Oh, pff, answered my question here >>32369038 then. Thanks
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>>32369041
Naw man. That is a handy list tho. Good for a reminder about some of the rad shit in Naruto.

Substitution Jutsu first and formost. Alongside Chakra control.

Toxicology and Affinity can wait until the basics are down.
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>>32369052
Pretty much. Elemental Jutsu is fucking hard to learn. It gonna take a long time.

Might as well cover up the basics.
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Random Overhuman bit...

Thinking that Asher's going to get a couple new cantrips and fix the names on some.

With earth mastery, I thought of "Pit Fiend."

At saying "Pit" a hole is opened up in the earth.
At "Fiend" it blasts up with Devil's grin, renamed to fiend.

Devil's maw is renamed to "Hellhound."
"Hell" triggers the initial explosion of corporal fire.
"Hound" Turns it into a beartrap that closes like a set of jaws.

Going to run it by, might be easier to have certain words be spell commands.

Such as having "Fiend" (renamed Devil's grin) be incorporated into Hound for Fiendhound or altered into Pit-Fiend-Hound.

Just shooting the shit, but I think it has some merit for making Asher a more progressive badass.
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>>32369133
You're too goddamn awesome Dran. Thats just so cool. Fuck
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>>32369133
I missed the last OHL thread, but that all sounds pretty cool. Especially the earth element, since I'd been waiting for that.
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>>32368857
>>32368892
I realize that. My problem is not that she realized what she is saying and changed it to taro. That was cute in fact. It is stupid that Naruto said okay call me that.
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>>32368627
>”Whatever. What do you want me to do?”
>>32369259
Wasn't an okay so much as a deflection that failed.
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>>32368966
Them be fightin' words, son!
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>>32369259

He recognised it and got a little pissed at it.

Still remember the first time we went to the store, she called us Narutard to our face and we got angry and almost walked out.

I can see it as sighing that some old bad habits may be hard to change and since Naruto saw that shes trying, its conceivable that he might get irritated but let it slide.
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>>32369338
That is fine then. I took as an okay to let her keep calling him Narutaro.
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>>32367631
You know, poison doesn't need /that/ much effort to develop.

I mean, that's how you become a poison master, but there are quicker and easier way to become a poison user.

>Step 1. Set traps to catch some venomous snakes.
>Step 2. Collect snakes and keep them in a fish tank.
>Step 3. Milk snakes for their venom. (Handle with arm-length thick gloves and extreme care)
>Step 4. Dose ourself with a tiny, not-lethal dose until we are immune. (May require study or just ask Kabuto.)
>Step 5. Poison sum fuckers.
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>>32369514
The only thing I don't like about that is that that would likely be months and months of us being sick as a dog, to get use to that shit.
If it's strong stuff, at least.

Which means no training in all that time.

I'd rather do our basics, and get good jutsu down before poison becomes more important.
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>>32368098
>Chidori is probably one of the least cool uses of lightning element out there anyways.

That move always made me cringe. It's an 'assassination' technique that SCREAMS LIKE A THOUSAND ANGRY BIRDS AND SHINES AS BRIGHT AS THE FUCKING SUN WHILE ARCING BOLTS OF LIGHTENING DANCE AROUND IT!

You know how you assassinate someone? Henge into someone they know, slit their throat the moment their back is turned, leave before their body hits the ground.

No noise, no witnesses. Already gone before anyone knows something happened.
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>>32369611
Could try to do Kuchiki Byakuya's thing.

Shunpo+strike for two extreme vitals in one motion.

Would require major speed and good taijutsu though.
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>>32369581
Not necessarily, have a small dose before going to sleep, wake up next morning fine. Ninjas might have other ways too.
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>>32369634

We wont get a goods night sleep.

And any poison worth using isnt one that'll leave us ok in the morning.
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>>32369634
>Have a small dose before going to sleep
>Wake up just fine in the morning
...
Okay...uh...I'm not an expert on poisons, or biology for that matter, but I'm almost certain any notable dose of poison that's gonna get you immunity is not one you just do a shot of before you sleep and wake up just fine in the morning.
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>>32369717
>>32369656
That is what the Ninja magic help is for. Why are you thinking like normal people?
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>>32369656
>any poison worth using isnt one that'll leave us ok in the morning.

Nah, the point is to use small enough doses that we'll be able to shurg it off with a good nights sleep (we can cope with feeling a little shitty the next morning. It will give us grit).

It will take months of upping the dosage before we're completely immune, but that's months we can dedicate to studying something else and getting gud at it.

Also, go to the hospital or ask Kabuto for some anti-venom. We should always keep a stock on us. Either for ourself, a team mate that accidentally gets dosed or for a prisoner we want to take alive.
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>>32369767

If it can be easily cured by ninja magic then it is of no use at all.

Any ninja worth their salt will purge it easily.
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>>32369767
Actually, that makes me wonder

Do we even need REAL immunity? I'm sure there's a chakra move that lets us just 'stop all poisons' right?

Should be easy.
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>>32369801
>being this stupid
You don't get used to poison in a day by taking a leathel dose. That will only get you killed. The whole point is taking little doses until you get used to it, and increasing the dosage as you get used to it.
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>>32369839
Might be. Though if there was a stop all posions move that Naruto can learn, than we may as well give up on poisons since they will be pretty much useless on any ninja worth anything.
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>>32369611
It less assassination move but more of a piercing move.

Reminder that Kakashi fought against the IWA hidden village during World War 3, which ninja uses jutsu that madet their bodies tough.

But why use such a move on Zabuza when he could have just throw a kunai at his heart? Don't waste the fucking charka.
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>>32369858
Isn't Kakashi a fucking show off too?
Probably why.

It is a good piercing move, though. Not an assassin move. The only reason Sasuke did anything to Gaara was because of that piercing damage.

>>32369853
Fair enough.
We really need to learn this shit.
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>>32369880
It better to learn the BASIC of poison.

I fucking bet Sakura and Sasuke knows about poison shit. We need to know how to identify and treat poison.

Basic first aid.
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I've got some thoughts on the altered history and Minato.

Things Dran have let slip are-
>Minato was still the Yellow Flash and was still fucking awesome.
>He was still Kakkashis teacher.
>Narutos mother was an Uzumaik.

The divergence point was probably during the Third Great Ninja war. Someone else stepped up to the plate. Someone else became an SS Ranked bad ass. They got chosen as Fourth Hokage instead of Minato.

Everything else was the same for a while. Until Kushina got pregnant. The seal weakening during labour was still an issue, meaning the birth was Top Secret and held at a secure location.

The difference is, Minato doesn't have the security clearance this time....

"I'm sorry Minato, I know you want to be at her side, but the location of the birth had been declared an S-Ranked secret. You know the risks involved, secrecy is our first and best line of defence."

"I understand Sarutobi, just promise me you'll look after her."

"Of course Minato, she'll be fine. Kushina and your new baby will be returned to you tomorrow, safe and sound."

..... he never saw her again.

It broke him.

People Love to Hate a fallen hero. It makes them feel good, seeing someone taken down a few peggs.
It's fairly clear he didn't get the support he needed to recover from the loss and grief, so he just sank lower. And lower..... We know how that ended.
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>>32369903
Huh. You make a good compromise, anon.

We should learn the basics of them, to ID them, and to treat them. Basic first aid, like you said. A good stepping stone to see if Poison is worth learning n' shit.
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>>32369907
The yellow flash was because he was SUPER FUCKING FAST and he can teleport.

Even without teleportation, he was still faster than that nigga with lightning armor.

Minato was faster than someone who can react at 1/3 the speed of light.

Then you add that Flying thunder god jutsu (which was made by the second hokage) and you add the seal to a kunai, Imagine if Minato can be everywhere, supporting every ninja, saving them, teleporting them to hospitals, bringing an whole army with him...nah.

He WAS an army. in a single sec, 300 ninjas died.

The problem is that Uzumaki didn't have a bloodline.

Some other family got the fox and the genes to have the seal on it.

After the death of Kishina, Minato fell a fucking part. his skill dulled. his body went to waste. The hero fell apart. He was the hokage but then his face was smash on the mountain because of the fucking disgrace.
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>>32369853
Poison was used several times in Naruto. (but less than it should have been in a series about Ninja) Including against one of the Sannin.

Maybe a skilled Med-Nin might have an all round 'Anti-Venom no jutsu' but most wouldn't and it's not something we can even attempt to learn right now. Picking up any advanced medical techniques will have to wait.

>>32369717
>I'm almost certain any notable dose of poison that's gonna get you immunity is not one you just do a shot of before you sleep and wake up just fine in the morning.

The first step is just to build up tolerance. Start with a small dose we can shrug off. Then slowly increase over time.
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>>32369907
I like this, but he could still have been hokage up until Naruto was born / Kushina died. If he just fell apart after that it would explain why the fourth's face is ruined.
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>>32369841

No. Your previous point was that if we fell ill, we could use medical services to help us.

But if the poison was so weak that something so readily available could counter it, its not something we should even be using in the first place if its effectiveness is so low.
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>>32370068
>explain why the fourth's face is ruined

Remember when the Fox was released in the village and it fired off one of those demon balls directly at the monument? Minato teleported the attack away so it detonated far from the village.

That could be all that happened. That battle played out differently, so Minato never got to do that.
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>>32370100
No. My point from the very beginning has been the same. Use poison to get immunity; take some poison every night slowly increasing dosage until you reach your goal. People were concerned that Naruto would feel tired and like shit, which is what normally happens when you take posions even in little doses but this is not normal world so there is definitely some Ninja magic to let him function normally the next day.
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>>32370100
>But if the poison was so weak that something so readily available could counter it,

No, we're not talking about a weak poison. We're talking about small, non-lethal doses of a good poison.

That's how you build an immunity without fucking yourself up. You build a tolerance over time.

Start with a tiny dose that anyone could get over with a good nights sleep.

Then you up the dosage to something make a normal person sick for a day.

Once we've been on that for long enough, we up the dosage again to something that would lay a normal person out for a week.

We eventually, over months, build up to a full on lethal dose. Once we've got to that point, we start using it.
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>>32370186
Theres a point none of you poison guys have settled, where are we going to get a constant supply of the poison, or the money from, since good poison is going to be expensive and naruto is fucking poor. D Rank missions and even the job at the flower shop isnt likely to bring in that kind of dough.

Its a long period and naruto as a genin may not even be allowed to purchase said poisons.
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>>32370295
I explained this when I first mentioned poison. >>32369514
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>>32370295

a thought. get Ino to teach us how to cultivate herbs. personal poison garden. just have to be careful about where we would store it all.
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>>32370371
Animals are easier to look after.
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>>32370400
maybe a normal animal, but milking venomous snakes? i know we're supposed to be a ninja and shit, but watering plants and keeping them free of insects/in the right amount of sun seems like (albeit more time) less hassle.
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>>32370323

Ok, I didnt see that. Could work.

I still do believe that we're spreading our training time too thin. Between taijitsu, genjitsu, chakra control training and learning to make use of our elemental affinity, I see the time can be better spent shoring up the other areas. Of all the skill trees available to us, the poisons appears to be the only optional tree since we'll be making use of everything else.
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>>32370427
That's why I suggested this method. It's a relatively low investment.

Take a dose every night before sleep. Increase dose over time.

The only things we actively to do is Set Traps. Get snake tanks, consult with a med-nin (Kabuto) about safe dosage and get some anti-venom in case of emergencies.

The rest of it is just passive background stuff that won't interfere with anything else we do.
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>>32370575

But what about it affecting our day to day activities if we dont feel well in the morning. It'll hurt our training in the day and our performance.

This also only protects us against a single poison type. We'll need to use more from loads of other sources since we cant expect other ninjas to use the same type of poison.
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>>32370400
>>32370424
somehow, I don't think having venomous snake as pet would be an easier task for a kid with not that much free time (and often away from home) than having a bunch of plant.

And Kabuto's pants would explode if we asked him to take care of our venomous snakes.
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>>32370826
>But what about it affecting our day to day activities if we dont feel well in the morning.

Small doses. Slowly increase over time. Feeling a little shitty won't stop us. Hell, the training we're doing right now kicks our ass and leaves us sore as fuck for days.
If we can grit through that, we can grit through a few poison hang-overs.

>We'll need to use more from loads of other sources since we cant expect other ninjas to use the same type of poison.

This isn't about other ninjas using poison. It's about /us/ using poison. Poison is fucking useful. How many times did we see people take a kunai or shuriken to a non-vital spot and just keep going? All the fucking time.

Now imagine all those weapons were dosed. Those fights would have gone a very different way.

>This also only protects us against a single poison type.

Protecting ourself from all poisons would be some advanced med-nin shit. That's not even on the table right now.
The point of this is protecting ourself from the poison we're using, so we don't kill ourself the first time we scratch our finger on a shuriken.
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>>32370891
I am fine with having either or both. I would actually prefer if we had both because variety.

Now that i made that clear, here comes a But... Looking after snakes are really easy anon. You drop them a mouse each every week or so and you are golden. >>32370891
Milking their venom is not that hard either. Wear gauntlets that their teeth can't pierce and have them bite a cup. I never milked a snake but i did have pet snake, all they need is food and warmth.
Plants can be quite hard to look after depending on the species, most of the exotic venomous kinds would be especially hard. Keeping them alive and well can be a bitch.
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>>32370891
>somehow, I don't think having venomous snake as pet would be an easier task

Reptiles are seriously low maintenance pets. Drop two mice in the tank the day we leave, it'll be good for a month. At least.

Also, even if they do die, so what? We'll have a stockpile of venom from milking them and we can set traps for more.

True, plants would be even easier to look after, but far, far more difficult for the poison thing.

We'd need to learn about botany, how to extract and brew plant chemicals. What kinds of plants do we grow? When do we harvest them? How do we mix them to give us what we want?

Easier to look after. Harder to get what we want out of them.
Snakes are easier. The Forest of Death is right next door. I know for a fact there must be books about local snakes. Describing their habitat and how venomous they are.

Read book for types of venomous snakes. Pick one that had the venom we want Set traps in snake habitat. Check the traps until we find a snake matching the picture in the book.
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A reminder that lightning elemental transformation is actually an amazingly effective assassination technique, since we could silently and near instantly kill or paralyse with a touch or metal wire (which ninja use all the time).
Go full Chinese electric Batman on everyone's asses.

Also, heavy enough fog conducts electricity, as does ice.
Just something to consider for the possible future.
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>>32371741
>Throw handful of kunai.
>Enemy dodges kunai.
>One of the kunai jerks to the left.
>Fine wire, attached to one kunai that was almost invisible, wraps around enemy.
>Bug zapper no jutsu.

Could be cool.
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>>32371811
We'd also be immune to electrocution, meaning we could do shit like electrifying our doorknob and window frames.
And as a bonus we almost automatically win every grappling or taijutsu contest unless our opponent is wearing insulated gloves.
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>>32371886
>We'd also be immune to electrocution

I.... don't think it works like that. Does it work like that?
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>>32371907
Lightning charka malipulation man.
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>>32371907
People get eletrocuted when a current decides to flow through them instead of something else. Like through your arms if you grab two disconnected ends of a wire.
But with elemental manipulation we can just direct it somewhere else, like across an airgap.
With enough chakra we control the resistance of anything. Make air conduct better than water, turn kunai into electromagnets, make ourselves practically repel electricity, pull off gentle fist style organ destruction, or grab lightning out of the sky and throw it.
But with our chakra reserves, more like pull an electric chair on someone, power a flashlight, or possibly don't die if someone throws a toaster in the bathtub with us.
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>>32372000
The ultimate of charka and elemental control of lightning is to control electrons and protons.

The ultimate for earth elemental and charka control is density/mass control.

Combine both together. Shit gets fuck up.
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>>32372058
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_charge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electron
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Density

QUANTUM NINJUTSU
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum
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>>32372069
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mechanics

AKA Quantum ninjutsu and Sealing will make naruto stronger than god....which is madara, the sixth sage, his brother, the mother and the ten tailed beast.

Reminder that the moon is just a remain of the fucking tooth of the ten tailed beast.
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What about using a Meteor Hammer with the metalic head fillled with a stone? We could control it with Earth and electrocute our foes through the chain
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>>32372084
Except there is no way in hell we'll ever get this much chakra.
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>>32372102
Shit tier compare to the 3 swords we gonna get.
By the time we mastered that shit, we already got one of the swords already. Not worth it.
>>32372121
It not about how much charka you got but CONTROL. CONTROL, CONTROL, CONTROL.
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>>32372084
>>32372069
>>32372058
>>32372102
I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves here.
What we need now are effective tools for NOT DYING, with a secondary focus on KILLING PEOPLE WITHOUT DYING.
Things we need:
1)methods to avoid attacks
2)methods to avoid detection
3)methods to escape bad situations
4)methods to kill people while doing the above 3 things
Hiding like a mole would do the first three, Kawarimi would do 3, learning how to DODGE would help 1, henge helps with 2, bunchin helps with 1 and 2.
At the moment we have:
1)hope we get lucky
2)hope the enemy's blind and deaf
3)run like fuck, hope we're being chased by a parapalegic
4)stay alive until Kakashi kills the enemy
We need to fill a few holes here.
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>>32372139
Are you talking about the Lighting Swords that this guy used in that filler? The one who burried people alive for shit and giggles?

Other than that I don't see how swords could be useful to us ( as weapon, I mean. Shit we can sell is always useful)
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>>32372211
Bah, just talking about the potential of charka control.

First get master that leaf on the head training. After be able to run up walls and trees, third is to run on water then run up waterfalls. Charka control is important here.

By the time we mastered the leaf training, we can get subsitution.
>>32372263
The lightning swords are fucking canon. The dude appear in the anime filter first but the manga author like him so much he got into the manga when he was rezzed.

So yeah, them lightning swords. Get them. Too good.
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>>32372288
Wow. That some shitty ass writing. First master that leaf on the head training, then run up walls and trees after which we run on water and finally run up AND down on waterfalls.

Charka Control is still important.
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It is chakra not charka.
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>>32372211
Don't forget that we have very little chakra. So our methods for staying alive and killing shouldn't both use it.
Either go full rock lee for defense and chakra for offense or use chakra like Hiding like a mole for defense and poison for offense.

Come to think of it, Rock Lee with poison would be UNSTOPPABLE. All he'd need would be one punch holding a poisoned needle and he'd kill almost anyone.
He could have taken out Gaara without getting hit.
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>>32372211
The Quantum God Mode no Jutsu is just ideas for the future. We all know it's nothing we're going to get any time soon.

Stuff we should be working on and is currently within our reach~

Two D-Rank ninjutsu that, frankly, we should already have. Kawammi and Shushin. (Spelling?) Practice them until we can do it in our sleep.

Taijutsu. Just keep up our practice. Join in with Guy and Lee on a few or their workouts. Look at a few taijutsu scrolls to improve our form and spar with Lee. Lee is always happy to spar.

Poison. The snake thing listed above is something well within our means and won't cut into time on other things.
This will multiply our combat effectiveness and make us slightly less likely to die like a bitch.

Tell Kakashi about our Katra natures and get him to train us in some beginner level elemental jutsu.

I would also like fuinjutsu. That shit is full on wizard powers. But I don't know if it's even an option right now, and even when we do find a source to learn from, I'm fairly sure it's going to be a long term study/training thing.

We'll have to schedule in regular study and practice around our other stuff.
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>>32372211
We should really take a step up with our training. From no on, we should always carry weights (unless we're hurt and recovering), and move around only using stealth.

>>32372288
holy shit you're right

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Kiba_(swords)
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>>32372392
NO fucking snakes.

Last thing we need is orochimaru reputation to fucks us over.

We get poison from plants. HEY? Where do we do our part-time?
>>32372437
http://pastebin.com/ErvyvgaD
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Kiba_(swords)

Look at that fucking sword and ALL the ninjutsu we can do.

We can do this.

Combine Kiba and this fucking jutsu.
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Release_Resurrection_Technique:_Corpse_Soil
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>>32372461
I agree with the swords, but seriously, getting immune to snake venom would be fucking useful.

Also, if you want to avoid a bad rep, going necromancer with slain ninja is a bad idea.
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>>32372461
>snake
>orochimaru
You know, I didn't make the connection.
Actually, this makes snakes an EVEN BETTER option than before! Kabuto already seems interested in us, if we start showing an interest in poisonous snakes he's going to fucking cream himself. As a bonus we get to add yet another layer of ominous foreshadowing to our already pretty bad reputation.
Plus, when we inevitably get fucked over by Kabuto we can bond with Anko over being essentially her V2.0.
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>>32372461
So, you completely ignored all the above posts explaining how plants will be way fucking harder, take way more study and research and will cut into time used on other things?

Keeping one or two snakes in tanks in our room isn't going to get us labelled as the next Orochimaru. Even if we announced it to the village, I doubt anyone would give a shit.
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>>32372560
>if we start showing an interest in poisonous snakes he's going to fucking cream himself.

I've already pointed that out here>>32370891

>>32372563
Almost no one give a shit about us, anyway.


I thought of something: Rasengan is concentrated spining chakra, right? What stop us from doing the same with earth? We could have an insta-drill, made of extra-though compressed stone (I don't know if Earth elemental affinity allow the manipulation of metal)
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>>32372673
>We could have an insta-drill, made of extra-though compressed stone

Like.... a drill that could pierce the heavens?
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>>32372673
Did Minato even fuckin invented the rasengan>

I still don't get the whole bullshit about taking 3 years to make the jutsu when naruto was training.

So what? That don't mean it will take naruto longer to do the jutsu. The whole fucking training and the steps to do the jutsu are already made.

Just me complaing about that shit. Ransengan is our Chidori.

No criping sounds, no tunnel vision, and it the ultimate in charka control.

It a better chidori than chidori.
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>>32372762
But how the hell would we ever learn it? I seriously doubt Jiraiya's going to pick us up, though Kakashi knows it too and he did teach Sasuke Chidori...
But then again that was only because he was up against Gaara.

But doesn't Rasengan also need assloads of chakra? Which we don't now and may never have?
Honestly we'd have a better chance learning how to shove our hands through people's chests with a chakra scalpel. Now THAT'S the ultimate chidori. Does the same fucking thing but totally silent, chakra efficient and non elemental. It even cuts bread!
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>>32372762
Rasengan has two problems:
1) it uses chakra constantly when used
2) you get chakra burn if you slam it into anything with a little strength

I say we take what make it so damn dangerous, the spinning motion, and we use a drill-shaped rock to dig our way into success. What's more, we can still use the rock as a kunai if we're on low chakra, and it can be used to deflect things (try to hit a spinning weapon. It's nasty).
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>>32372855
A rock will not break through those tough defenses man.

This is PIERCING jutsu.
>>32372852
The scalpel is fucking amazing against flesh but against tough foes with defenses like earth spear or gaara sand skin, it not gonna do jack shit.

Besides, the ULTIMATE in charka control man.

Them sins of the fathers are inhertied to the son. Should not the virtues and fruit of a father work go not to the son as well?
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>>32372852
>chakra scalpel
Good, but will take fine chakra control and training in medical ninjutsu we don't have access to yet.

A quick and cheap method of giving us almost the same thing; practice the leaf spinning exercise until we can spin that thing like a fucking buzz saw.
Buy a dinner plate sized shuriken.
Practice holding it to our palm with chakra and spinning it.

Once we've completed enough missions and saved up some cash, we can buy one made of chakra conductive metal.
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>>32372931
>A rock will not break through those tough defenses man.

Allow me to disagree. The drill-shape is probably the best to pierce through anything. Add the rotation, and you have a literal drill-justsu, and we could use it for both attack and defense (since, once again, things are deflected when they hit something spinning at high speed)

If you think rock isn't strong enough a material, we could either use compressed rock, or simply a metal drill with a stone core we can spin using Earth release.

>Chakra scalpel

I agree with you. It's pretty good against soft tissues, but once it hits something hard it's pretty much useless.
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>>32372998
Or: we could use our control over Earth to create shuriken, then make them spin. And control their trajectory while they fly.
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Let's narrow down all the potential training we have access to right now.
>get a book on chakra control
gets us access to better jutsus, speeds up learning of essentials
fits in timewise anywhere we have a free moment
>continue our workouts
makes us stronger and faster, we're gonna need it if we ever get trapped in melee combat or have to run away
can do it whenever we have free time
>start trying for elemental manipulation
potentially awesome, opens up assloads of possibilities, but it'll take SEVERAL WEEKS OR MONTHS to even START being able to use elemental techniques
fits in the time we'd use for chakra control or workouts. potentially made easier by training chakra control?
>start immunizing ourselves to snake venom
opens up possibilities for poisoning EVERYTHING, makes us actually somewhat deadly in close combat, but it'll take quite a while
needs a startup time investment of finding snakes, consulting with Kabuto or a book on dosages, but then once we get going it'll only take a minute or two each day to poison ourselves/milk snakes >explaining to Sakura that he's tired because he spent all night milking his snake
>learning Kawarimi
lets us NOT DIE when we're about to DIE. Kinda important
needs several hours of work to get it down, probably several weeks if we really want to get good at it (using it instantly with no handsigns)

Did I miss anything?
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>>32373020
It fucking rocks. Just do lightning piercing shit because that what LIGHTNING ELEMENT JUTSU ARE MADE TO DO.

or Rasengan. Earth are made for DEFENSE.
>>32373044
Yeah. Or we can use lightning jutsu and control them by magnets.
>>32373051
The snake thing will be hard because
A) where we getting the snake
B) How we gonna feed it? Not like anyone will sell us rats
C) Orochimaru reputation is too much to deal with father shadow. Just don't.
D) Kabuto
E) Plants. Bitch all you want, we work on a flower shop manage by NINJAS. Of course if we ask Inochi for advice, he will help.
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>>32373051
>Stealth
We got to train that.

>Carry training weight
Eyebrows-sensei know the way
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>>32373074
Of fucking course. Gai sensei will handle Taijutsu, sealing and physical training.

Inochi will handle the social and mental training. Maybe tactics and stragedy to think about them when we doing flower work?

Kakashi will handle the rest.
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>>32373051
Add Shusshin to that list.

Also, to save time and improve results, we can integrate things.

>Chakra control and taijutsu
Once we improve our control enough to wall walk, spar with Lee on vertical surfaces. Once we can water walk, spar with Lee on the surface of a pond.
This will improve our combat skills and chakra control.

Improved control will compliment nature manipulation and learning new jutsu.
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>>32373070
A) Forest of Death, regular forest, etc
B) we're a ninja living in a shitty appartment. We don't have to buy rats. And that'll make us train in trap
C)It's not because there is one bad guy with snake power that ALL snakes are associated with this guy. And anyway, people giving us crap are shit, so I don't see why we'd care about them.
D) Kabuto
E) I'm not opposed to using plants (versatility is good), but ONLY using plants is too limitating. Every tools at our disposal should be used at their fullest. But it will be easier to use snake venom than belladona, in a first time, because in the first case you only have to learn how to use it, while in the other you have to learn how to make it AND how to use it.
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>>32373070
>A) where we getting the snake
We live next to a place call the Forest of Death.

>B) How we gonna feed it? Not like anyone will sell us rats
Why not? Nothing stopping buying some mice from the pet shop.

>C) Orochimaru reputation is too much to deal with father shadow. Just don't.
It's not an issue. No one cares about us. No one gives a shit. Keeping a snake in a tank isn't even that special or interesting.

>D) Kabuto
What's Kabuto go to do with it? (don't be meta)

>E) Plants. Bitch all you want, we work on a flower shop manage by NINJAS. Of course if we ask Inochi for advice, he will help
That's actually a good idea. Researching, cultivating and brewing plant based poisons of our own is way long term. But if he's willing to just give us some he made himself.... Can't hurt to ask.



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