>>32508319
> CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON-

DEPLOY THE KOOL AND THE GANG!

>>32508319
>> CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON-
Dammit...

I was hoping to at least get rifle team's loyalty quest done today

>>32508319

> CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON-
Time for family spagetti night

>>32508319
>> CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON-

>>32508319
>> CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON-
YEAH!

>>32508319
>> CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON-
Drop Kitten in the process.

>>32508477
You monster

>>32508319
> CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON-
Hop up and down to wake up Kitten.

>>32508319
German, though I forgot to mention this last thread on our M4A1 and Cromwell Conversions?

Since we added groucers, applique armor, and improved suspension to the Cromwell.

Also we added Shurzen and a Improved engine to our Sherman,

Doesn't that both calculated to the conversion costs?

>>32508494
She'll be fine, Kittens always land on their feet.

>>32508525
I'll have to take a look at it. Discounts might be nominal otherwise.

> CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON-

“Yooooo!” you run over and let Griselda hug you and Kitten tight.

“Huh? What? What’s going- Oh! Griselda!” Kitten laughs, smiling. “You’re here!”

Griselda kisses you on the cheek, then Kitten. “Oh, it’s good to see you guys again! Welcome back to Virginia you guys!”

Dad smiles, tousling your hair. “Ah! You’ve really grown up, Gertrude!”

“Really?” you say hopefully.

“No,” says Dad simply. You deflate a bit. “But, you’re still a growing woman, don’t let yourself be down.” He looks over, smiling. “Who are your friends?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>32508494
Blood is thicker than water.

>>32508559
> Polite

>>32508559
> Boast
"They're the best aroooooound~ They're never gonna let me down!"

Might as well keep old school musicing it up.

>>32508559
> Boast

>>32508559
> Boast
The best goddamn council a student president could ask for.

>>32508559
> Boast

Who is with us? Whoever it is, they are awesome!

>>32508559
>> Boast

>>32508582
At body temperature, water has a viscosity of roughly 8 mPa/s whereas blood has a viscosity of about 3 mPa/s which would suggest that this is not the case.

Also yes I am aware that I am an asshole

>>32508730
Anon's point was dumb anyway, it's not like it was a choice between family and Kitten.

>>32508730
Also I'm an idiot and the units of viscosity are Pascal-seconds not Pascals per second.

ANYWAY BACK TO TONKS

> Boast

>>32508559
> Boast

Well the Improved Engine should discount the M4A1 on the M4A3 and the M4A3E2 since they had a more powerful engine then the M4A1, Not sure on the Shurzen but it should discount the M4A3E2 a little bit more then the M4A3 since extra armor.

The Cromwell itself should have regular decreases since the add ons we put on it either increasing the armor, or upping the gun both which Applique armor and improved suspension will help

>>32508730
Actually, I didn't know that. That's pretty interesting. What about blood that's had plasma removed? Is it have more viscosity?

>>32508730
>>32508761
I did not know this. I love /tg/.

> Boast

You smile, introducing each crewmember one by one.

“That’s Nancy Whitmore, she’s my class Vice-President and my Gunner in the Sherman. Best shot in the entire team next to Michelle. Next to her is Lisa Cowell, our driver and the smartest treasurer I can ask for. And that’s Ramirez, most loyalist Secretary ever.” You cross your arms. “Good friends, all of them!”

Dad smiles, shaking their hands. “I’m Garnett, Garnett Pool! Friends of Gertrude are friends of mine, you hear? As long as you aren’t an Alabama fan.”

Nancy blinks. “Pardon?”

You lean over. “Dad’s big on Auburn’s football team.”

Griselda grins. “It’s really nice to see you all again! Especially you, Nancy!” She grabs Nancy’s hands, holding them close. “I’ve never seen a gunner like you in ages! You have a fine touch with your shells!”

Nancy smiles, a tinge of pink on her cheeks. “Well, thank you, Griselda!”

Dad says, “We’re just here visiting LGA, heard you were coming this morning so we decided to drop by. It is Thanksgiving break, we were wondering if you wanted to come home for the week.”

> “Sure!”
> “I’ve got some business to do actually, but soon though!”
> Write in

>>32508582
You DO realize that that's a bastardization of "Blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb", right? Meaning friends, chosen freely, over famly, yours by accident of birth ;)

>>32508794
>> “Sure!”
>Invite the rest of our student council team as well

>>32508812
Does that mean I have to go and look up the viscosity of amniotic fluid now?

>>32508812
So we should have held on to Kitten and rudely rebuffed dad/Gris?

>>32508794
>> “I’ve got some business to do actually, but soon though!”

We're busy guys and time is money

>>32508812
I do now.
>>32508841
Yes.

>>32508794
> “Sure!”

>>32508866
No. I'm just spouting random facts. I like lil'sis, no ditching her. And dad provides cookies...

>>32508794
> “Sure!”

Pool Dad Worst Dad. War Eagle a shit

>>32508794
>> “I’ve got some business to do actually, but soon though!”

I want to finish rifle team's quest today

>>32508904
Yes, it was a joke on the pointless Kitten-cruelty of the original post.

>>32508794
>> “I’ve got some business to do actually, but soon though!”

>>32508926

It might be pointless, but it would have been funny so long as she didn't crack her head open

>>32508794
> “I’ve got some business to do actually, but soon though!”

>>32508794
> “I’ve got some business to do actually, but soon though!”

Rifle team. Also, let Dad know that Nancy and her brother are going to be Pools for Thanksgiving. ANd maybe some other people, who knows.

>>32508945
Well you never know, I bet Schteel's just been aching to let out his edgy side and that just might have been the opening he needed...

>>32508978

It's one way to avoid a Waifu War

Muh Fairless route

>>32508978

I think he did that during the fire.

>>32508879
According to what I can find, amniotic fluid has a viscosity of under 1.17 mPa.s which is much less than both water and blood at comparable temperatures.

> "Sure!"

>>32509013
It was merely a preview!

>>32509033
So the saying works?

>>32509061
Blood is indeed thicker than 'water of the womb', yes.

>captcha: water amnersu

no captcha, it's spelt amniotic

>>32509051
Well, given the length of this Quest, and the lack of Edginess, I conclude there are two possibilities.

1-GermanSchteel is going to explode. There will be nukes and horror.

2-GermanSchteel is as edgy as a spoon.

>>32509114
In before Frendendall detonates the ships fuel supply in an effort to destroy the tankery team once and for all.

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>>32509114
>edgy as a spoon

mother of god...

>>32509114

>Not knowing about All Quiet on the Western Front, Strike Witch edition

>>32509114
>edgy as a spoon
A round object has infinite edges

> “I’ve got some business to do actually, but soon though!”

You sigh. “Oh, I’d love to, Dad. But there’s quite a few things for me to do today. I’ll let you know though when I’m free.”

Dad blinks, tilting his head. “Huh?”

You nod. “Yeah.”

He frowns a bit, tugging on your cheek.

“Ow!” you slap his hand away. “What are you doing?”

“Are you some kind of imposter?” he says. “My daughter would never willingly work.”

You roll your eyes, smiling. “Ha, ha. Very funny.”

Griselda says, “Oh, it’s fine, Gertrude! You get your things done, let us know when you’re free. We’d love to have you home for Thanksgiving, you know?” She smiles. “You should see my collection! I just finished my 1/16th Tiger model with markins of the Schwere Panzer-Abteilung 502!”

You nod. “Of course, Griselda! Dad, I hope it ain’t much trouble if Nancy and her brother were to have dinner and maybe stay a few nights with us?” you ask.

Dad says, “No trouble at all! She’s free to stay as long as she wants!”

You nod. “Great.”

With that, you say goodbye to your father and your sister as they leave the airport. You stand outside the airport as well as all your crews start hailing cabs and taxis home to their dorms.

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Talk to Someone specific (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32509147
>>32509157
>>32509160
>>32509166

Jesus Monkeyfucking Christ in a tree! Don't you people know the rule?

"Never give the GM ideas"

>>32509205
I love it when my players give me ideas. So much fun.

>>32508978
Edgyness is what Mecha Musume Quest is for. Edgyness and healing.

>>32509222
>> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
Yes, but YOU are the player right now. As a GM you know how bad an idea giving you ideas is.

>>32509196
> Study a Tankery Team (you guys pick I haven't been keeping track of who we've exhausted)

We spent quite a few CP on officering, should try and top up.

>>32509196
> Hop in a cab with the Rifle Club and get to work on them.

>>32509196
>Head Somewhere (Home)-to drop off our gear
--then
>Study a Tankery Team (Oorai)-we may need to understand their crazy shit.

>>32509196
> Head Somewhere (Rirfle Team's Presentation)
> Talk to a Crew (Polish, give them Tank is My Fight)
>Ask Aviation Team and Fairless about the book we loaned them.
>Ask Octivia to start teaching next practice.
>Ask Nancy and Lisa about the progress on the presentation on Tankery we will use on sponsors

>>32509242
Edgyness, healing and masturbating in an ammo pit.

>>32509196
>>32509253
>>32509280
This and ace

>>32509245
Some of the most fun stuff a group does comes from those ideas though. It's just terrifying at the time.

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>>32509253
Pic related for reference. Up to date for the start of yesterday's session.

>>32509196
>>32509280
This

Their all here so might as well

>>32509325
True. My players did that yesterday.

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)

You say goodbye to your crew and hop in with the Rifle Team in their cab. “This seat taken?”

Samantha lets you into the backseat. “Go ahead. We’re just about to head to the Range, start the first day of the Rifle Workshop! Much as I hate to, considering we’re coming out of a match and the whole thing with jetlag.”

You sit down next to Natalya and Megan, with Samantha taking the passenger front seat.

Before you go, you did give your staff some specific instructions.

- One, you gave Nancy My Tank is Fight to give to the Polish.
- You asked Ramirez for Octavia to take over practice.
- Lisa to actually start on presentations on the safety of Tankery
- Kitten to keep looking cute

That should be everything.

So thusly, you decide to study up.

> OOARAI GIRLS ACADEMY ROSTER
> PANZER IV AUSF. H “Anglerfish” (ELITE) x 1
> JAGDPANZER 38(t) “Turtle” (ELITE) x 1
> TYPE 89B I-GO OTSU “Duck” (ELITE) x 1
> M3 LEE “Rabbit” (ELITE) x 1
> STUG III AUSF. G “Hippo” (ELITE) x 1
> CHAR B1bis “Mallard” (ELITE) x 1
> VK4501 (P) “Leopon” (ELITE) x 1
> TYPE 3 CHI-NU “Anteater” (ELITE) x 1
> PANZER III AUSF. M “Chipmunk” (ELITE) x 1
> PANZER II AUSF. L “Squirrel” (ELITE) x 1
> PANTHER AUSF. D “Tortoise” (ELITE) x 1

Their roster is certainly growing a bit. You didn’t see the Panzer II or the Panther last match if you reckon but you can certainly tell that either are a great boost to their ability to scout and their ability to slug it out.

> + 5 CP

You arrive at the range quickly enough. You yawn a bit as you disembark. Samantha says, “Go ahead and relax, we can set things up from here.”

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
> See if you can help
> Relax
> Talk to the Rifle Team (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32509546
>> See if you can help
That's what we're here for

>>32509546
> See if you can help
> Thank them for the M2: it saved our bacon.

>>32509546

Supporting this, >>32509607
as Anon remembers details

I can't wait to see what clubs formed the new Oorai crews.

>>32509546
> See if you can help>

>32509607

This as well, I wonder if they can find more for the other Sherman's and the Pershing since we might fight Anzio next.

The M2 can penetrate the tankettes armor right?

>>32509648
Let's save oraai for later next time I rather not mined them out before we face them.

>>32509701

Not suggesting that at this time. I just want to see who the new crews are.
But why shouldn't we mine them out before the match?
I would think we should mine out our next opponent quickly, then, if there's time, study other teams.

>>32509763
Because they might get new crews or we miss their new tactics.

I rather get cp while learning about them then when we do double back and not get cp

>>32509796
Jeez. Their new tanks are ALREADY Elited?

>>32509820
Miho has slightly less plot armor than Jesus, Loki and all of the Kami put together.

>>32509820
They've been getting a lot of German tanks. I thought their nitch was obsolete tanks?

> See if you can help

Samantha relegates you to the fine task of having to load bullets into the magazines. For the most part, the Rifle Team have assembled quite the arsenal of pistols, submachine guns, machine guns, rifles, and other weaponry that you can’t specifically classify.

Megan accompanies you on this endeavor. “Here, just load those 7.62s into that magazine there. And then load the 7.92 into that magazine there. And those .303s go there, and the .30 aught Six just put them over there, I can handle the stripper clip stuff. The 9mm you can just stuff into that bucket, and the .357 and the .44s just move it to the side. The big rounds just put into that case there. Got it?”

You sit there for a second, trying to tell the difference between 7.62 and 7.92. “Um… what?”

Megan laughs. “Ah, forget, just load the 7.62s, I’ll handle the rest.”

> “I don’t know anything about guns.”
> “So what’s your favorite gun, Megan?”
> “So is Tankery doing you any good?”
> Write in

>>32509868
Uh, Jesus sort of died, and Loki got strapped to a rock and had poison dripped in their eyes. Their plot armor sorta sucked.

>>32509879
I think their niche was that they had jack shit for money. That probably changed since.

>>32509893
> “I don’t know anything about guns.”
> “So is Tankery doing you any good?”

Their the only veteran that has not named their tank, I'm curious

>>32509893
>“So is Tankery doing you any good?”

Let's get feedback.

>>32508812
It isn't. That quote appeared 50 years after the first use which was in German and was "Blood is thicker than water."

>>32509893
> "How did you get us that M2? It definitely saved our bacon when we used it to keep those Russians down."
> Drool over the though of firing that M2~

>>32509916
I'll give you Loki, I don't really know Norse Mythology.

But I'd count Jesus coming back to "life" or whatever exactly you consider it pretty big plot armor.

>>32509972
Could Jesus be considered a Mary Sue? Doesn't seem too outlandish a statement.

>>32509893
>> “So is Tankery doing you any good?”

>>32510007
Not sure. It would depend on your definition of Mary Sue and what version of the bible you choose and how you interpret it.

But definitely possible.

>>32509916
Maybe? Their niche also was whatever they could find as well. Well their panther and panzer Ii are not the best variant they could get so I consider that a saving grace.

>>32509893
>So what's your favourite gun, Megan?

> “So is Tankery doing you any good?”

You ask, “So, Megan. How’s Tankery serving you? You having fun?”

Megan says, “Oh, it’s great! I mean, beyond the place burning down, it’s been a hell of a ride for the Rifle Team. The T-34 especially. Poor thing.”

You nod. “Yeah, I noticed you haven’t given it a name.”

“Well,” Megan shrugs. “We’re still arguing on that.”

You nod. “Cool. Is the T-34 serving you well then?”

“Oh, it’s great! The 57mm you put on it is an absolute dreamboat!” She sighs deeply, her thighs clenching together. “Oh boy, but my favorite part is getting to fire the DT Machine gun mounted coaxially in the turret! And the way the tank buckles and shakes when the T-34 fires!” Megan licks her lips, rubbing her cheek. “Oh my god! It’s such a rush!”

You nod, slowly. “… okay.”

Megan giggles a bit, tapping her thigh. “And the M2 Browning! Oh, if we had a Sherman, the things we could do with it!” She squeals a bit, her cheeks red in hue. “The .50 Caliber BMG! The intense muzzle velocity! The incredible range and the age of the weapon!”

> “… you sound like you really like guns.”
> “Um. Okay.”
> “Megan, this doesn’t sound healthy.”
> Write in

>>32510262
>Write in
Also jizz over the M2.

>>32510262
>> “Um. Okay.”

>>32510262
"We understand what she mean"
>> “… you sound like you really like guns.”

>>32510262
> “Um. Okay.”
>"I, uh...need some alone-time? I can go help someone else..."

>>32510262
Can we get a 'This is my fetish' thing for her?

One with a tank in it?

Also, splurge over the new Elite specs on the M2...and mention that we'd fired the coaxial gun for the first time this match.

>>32510262
>> “Megan, this doesn’t sound healthy.”

>>32510350
>>32510313
>>32510306
You're all a bunch of hypocrites. We JUST fired that gun for the first time...

>>32510262
> Write in
Do you need a moment, in private?

>>32510262
> M2 gush with her.

Either Megan will get Trudy hooked on harder Tankery highs, or Trudy now has a Tankery rehab partner.

And now I'm thinking of Trude and Megan getting high off of gunpowder and sharing the same rifle barrel.

>>32510262
"It did feel good when I fired it..."

>>32510364
But anon, offering to let her masturbate in peace isn't the height of understanding.

>>32510364
And?

>>32510262
Agree with her.

Didn't we find a bunch of M2s in that hidden storage locker?

We can maybe ask principal Tennyson if we can install them in our Sherman's and firefly a.

>>32510440
*is, how did I fuck that up?

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> Write in

You lean back, sighing. “It did feel amazing when I fired that M2 Browning the first time.”

“Oh,” Megan kicks her legs idly. “I tell you something, Gertrude. Firearms are love, firearms are life!” She snaps her finger. “Give me a well-oiled, fully loaded, fresh factory made M1A Springfield Armory Rifle with 7.62 NATO and telescopic sights!” She squeals, her thighs locking up. “Oh god!”

You nod. “Yeah. Megan, you’re going to have to explain something to me-“

Samantha walks up to you guys. “Hey y’all. People are coming by. Gertrude, feel like you can help us coral them into the pistol range?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>32510262
We can install the M2 browning on the M8A1 Scott GMC, the M26 Pershing,the Firefly, and the M4A3, and the Hellcat tank

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>>32510523
Oh my.

>>32510543
> Boast

>>32510543
> Boast

>>32510543
> Boast
Oh yeah!

>>32510543
> Boast.
"You're talking to the queen of herding girls.

"... That sounds a bit wrong."

The problem with Trude is that once she's attained a high, she has to have an even bigger high next time. Cupid was her gateway drug, and the M2 isn't going to cut it for very long.

>>32510543
>> Boast
Time to get the lasso.

>>32510543
>Boast

>>32510593
This, just this

>>32510543

These.
>>32510593
>>32510596
Both.
Both is good.

>>32510593
But she never manned cuspids 76mm. She only used a shotgun, a. Rifle, and the m2 browning.

We need to call Tennyson for 5 of these to install the rest of our tanks

> Boast

You grin. “Break out the lasso then, you’re talking to the Queen of herding girls!”

…

“Yeah, that sounds a bit wrong,” you say. “But, let’s get this thing done.”

Samantha looks over at Megan. “You ready?’

Megan quickly flips through a magazine (book) of weaponry. “Hold on! I need a minute alone with this!” She stops on a page. “Oh yes! The Mark 12 SPR!” She squeaks as she presses the magazine against her chest in glee.

Samantha looks at you. “Yeah, she’s a bit odd. But come on. Let’s get this thing started.”

With that, you and Samantha walk up to the pistol range where surely enough a good number of students, about a dozen, have arrived, not including the entirety of Naval Studies Engineering. Samantha says, “Alright, girls! Welcome to the Rifle Team Gun Safety workshop! First I’d like to ask if everyone brought proper hearing protection, if you didn’t, there’s some on the table for you. Secondly, you are not to pick up a gun unless we tell you to. If you do, the Hall Monitors are welcome to beat the crap out of you with their batons.”

Samantha looks at you, motioning to the three guns on the table. “Alright. Gertrude. You’re going to help me demonstrate. Pick up a pistol. Any of your choice.”

> Glock 19
> Beretta 92
> Colt M1911
> You got anything else, Samantha? (Write in)

>>32510877
>> Beretta 92

>>32510877
>Colt M1911

Traditional., Classy.

>>32510877
> Colt M1911
Trude goes for the cool looking big guns with the big boom.

Then she goes in to get her nose fixed after breaking it with the recoil of the gun.

>>32510877
Hmm...Glock is street, certainly...but the Colt is an all-american classic. Beretta a shit, however. Colt ftw!

>>32510877
> Colt M1911

>>32510877
> Colt M1911

>>32510877

> Colt M1911

Where the hell are the revolvers?

>>32511050
>Giving Trudy a revolver

It's like you WANT the ship to sink.

> Colt M1911

Might as well start with the classics.

Samantha says, “Colt M1911. Legendary. .45 ACP, seven round mag. Go ahead and load it.” You pick up the magazine and load it. You gently pull back on the slide, chambering a round. “Alright. Go ahead and take off the safety. Gertrude’s going to demonstrate an inexperienced posture.”

You what

Whatever, you bring the gun up and aim at the target only ten meters away. You hold the grip with both hands, locking your arms, and keeping your legs spread. After a deep breath, you fire-

OH FUCK YOUR HEAD

Samantha laughs. “You just hit your head, you dope.”

No shit really

You rub your forehead, groaning a bit. That’s probably going to bruise.

Samantha says, “Right. How shall we move then, Gertrude?”

> Proper stance
> Revolvers
> Shotguns
> fuck this shit medic
> Write in

We should give the Mixed team the strange German book next. Hopefully, the notes about unit cohesion will stick in them.

>>32511209
>> Proper stance

>>32511209
>Proper stance
Gertrude's tough, she don't need no medic!

>>32511209
> Proper stance


SJW are nowhere to be found.

>>32511209
> Proper stance

Let's look good when the crew actually shows up.

>>32511209
>Proper stance

We will learn or we will hurt

>>32511209
> Proper stance.

We'll have Fairless and/or Kitten kiss it better.

>>32511209

I AM CONFLICTED

BEST GUN, OR FIRING BEST GUN WITHOUT FUCKING EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY

SMITH AND WESSON .50 WAIT FOR ME

> Proper stance

>>32511209
>Proper Stance

>>32511209
>Proper stance

>>32511209
>> fuck this shit medic

Brain damage is srs business. Pool gets any denser and it will create black hole that will suck in the academyship whole.

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>>32511282

Good plan!

I wonder how long until Trude is pic related

> Proper stance

“Alright, we’re going to learn the Isosceles stance. Gertrude, just stand with your feet about shoulder width apart with your entire body facing the target. Hold the gun out, lock your elbows, keep it straight.”

You ask, “Is it going to fly into my face again?”

Samantha laughs a bit. “Your fault. At least you aren’t trying a .357. Go ahead and fire.”

You nod, then breathe out. You fire. The gun kicks back, but thankfully doesn’t fly into your face again.

Everyone claps in awe.

Samantha says, “Now, now. It’s nothing special. But I want everyone to adopt the same stance. Now, go ahead and pick a gun, I’d suggest a 9mm like a Glock or a Beretta. Revolvers are over there. Me, Megan, and Natalya will be here if you have questions.”

You sigh, placing the gun down. What now?

> Revolvers
> Shotguns
> Take a Break for lunch
> Write in

>>32511543
We're used to shotguns

>>32511543
>Revolvers

"What was that she said about a .357? Sounds like fun!"

>>32511543
>> Revolvers

Alternatively, the biggest gun that Trude can find

>>32511543
>Write in
Pop a few more rounds and the switch to
> Revolvers

This can't possibly go wrong

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>>32511543

> Revolvers

>>32511543
>Revolvers
.357 you say? Bring it on!

>>32511543
Oh boy, an archaic piece of shit or the most dishonorable weapon of all.

>Semi-auto Pistol

>>32511543
Biggest revolver we can find

>>32511687
At least a revolver isn't as archaic as honour.

>>32511543
>Shotgun
Nothing more satisfying than the shotgun lifting out of your left hand when you fire it according to personal experience.

>>32511733
We used a shotgun before

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>>32511687

What'd you say about the revolver?

>>32511766
They are
OUT
DATED
and have no place in modern times

Neither does the 1911, by the by

>>32511750
>1

Then Trude should want to fire it again.

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>>32511784

I bet you don't even Revolver Ocelot.

>>32511832
I don't need two guns for twelve shots, which are MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVES.

Also Solid Serpent used a semi-auto pistol, and guess who won in the end?

>>32511784
neither do WW2 tanks, and look where we are.

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>>32511784
Outdated? No place? Like the Sherman tank?

Like our Sherman tank?

Our Cupid?

WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING ABOUT OUR 30 TON WARRIOR OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!?!?!?

>>32511867
Because of limits imposed on us, we wouldn't use Shermans if Leopards were allowed now would we?

> Revolvers

You pick up what Megan lovingly called the Smith and Wessen 686 Stainless Steel .357 Magnum Revolver. “It’s a bit heavy,” you say.

Megan says, “That’s how you know it’s powerful. I’d be careful though, it bucks like a mule.”

You nod. “Righto.” You pull the cylinder out and load it as the girls start firing off in the range.

“It’s double action,” says Megan. “So don’t worry about having to cycle it after every shot.”

You assume the Isosceles stance again. The gun shakes a bit in your grip, but you keep your eye on the sights and fire-

AH MOTHERFUCKER

Megan says, “You hit your head.”

You sigh. “No shit.” You carefully hand the gun to Megan and rub your head. That’s DEFINITELY going to bruise.

“Hey, Gertrude!” You look over to see Kitten, walking over with a bag of McDonalds. “Brought you lunch.”

Oh thank god.

“Oh my god, what happened to you?” asks Kitten. Probably the bruise.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

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>>32511893
>le thommy cooker faec

>>32511914
>Boast
Physics kicked my ass, but I shall have my REVENGE!!!

>>32511914
> Boast

I'm a cowboy now

>>32511914
> Boast

>>32511914
> Boast
"Looks badass, right?"

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>>32511926
O Shit!

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>>32511858
He won because of a combination of a fist fight, FOXDIE, and old age, not gun choice.

>>32511914

>Boast

"GUNS."

>>32511987
Not in MGS1 he didn't.

And Large Leader beat him in MGS 3 as well

>>32511914
> Boast

>>32511914
> Boast.
> "Kiss it better?"

>>32512017
MGS1 Firm Trouserserpent had a ninja cut off his arm. That has nothing to do with semiautomatics.

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I wonder if we feel Pic Related cool.

> Boast

You say, “Freedom, Kitten. Freedom happened to me!”

Megan says, “Recoil bucked her in the head.”

“Thank you, Megan,” you say bluntly. Megan shrugs and goes to help Slade with her stance. You sigh, taking the lunch up. “Thanks, though, Kitten.”

“Does it hurt?” she asks.

“A little, but I’m sure it’ll heal.”

Kitten giggles. “Looks like your thick skull came in handy for once.”

“Oh, please,” you say. You’re about to take the lunch out when you notice that Bernadette Fairless is walking over, lunch in hand.

…

Fairless looks at Kitten’s bag of McDonalds. Fairless says, “Eh… I cooked you something. Chick-Fil-A wasn’t open today.” She looks awkwardly over to Kitten. “Well… I think I made a mistake.”

Kitten says, “We oughta coordinate this.”

> Eat Fairless’ lunch
> Eat Kitten’s lunch
> FUCK YOUR BMI AND YOUR WEIGHT STUFF IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH
> Write in

>>32512172
>> FUCK YOUR BMI AND YOUR WEIGHT STUFF IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH

It's just like my Chinese cartoon games!

>>32512172
Share with everyone

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>>32511914
>cycle
>revolver

come again

>>32512172
> FUCK YOUR BMI AND YOUR WEIGHT STUFF IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH

>>32512172
> "How about we just share it?"

>>32512172
> Three of us eat together! Share everything!

BMI was funny last time. And our head hurts so we don't wanna fool around.

>>32512172
>Share everything

>>32512172
>share

>>32511914
>Boast

>>32512172
>FUCK YOUR BMI AND YOUR WEIGHT STUFF IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH

Fuel for more awesome.

>>32512172
>> FUCK YOUR BMI AND YOUR WEIGHT STUFF IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH
I mean, share.

>>32512172
>Share it
>Ask about their day

>>32512172
>share that delicious shit.

>>32512172
>Share with everyone
Destroying our BMI is funny every once in a while, but we probably shouldn't do it every time. Plus we can turn this into a bonding experience!

>>32512172
>Share with Kitten and Fairless

>>32512172
>> FUCK YOUR BMI AND YOUR WEIGHT STUFF IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH
Look desperate and near tears.

>>32512172
>share it

>>32512330
BMI's a pretty crappy measuring system anyway, even more so for under 18's like our Trude.

> FUKKEN DO IT

>>32512172
>FUCK YOUR BMI AND YOUR WEIGHT STUFF IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH

Sharing's for commie weiners, Trude's a red blooded American and she will stuff herself into obesity if that's what it takes

>>32512172
>> FUCK YOUR BMI AND YOUR WEIGHT STUFF IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH

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>>32512223
>>32512330

But, they brought us food. Out of love.
Who are we to refuse even one french fry of love?

> Share with Kitten and Fairless

You sit down in the grass by the range. You distribute the lunches equally between the three of you and start digging in. “So, Kitten. You meet your parents yet?”

Kitten shakes her head. “Not yet, they’re meeting me tonight and taking me home. I think I’ll spend the week at my place ‘til then.”

“Neat,” you say. “What about you, Bernadette?”

Fairless shrugs. “I’m sticking around for a few days. Then I’ll head back up to Penn state, see the family.”

Kitten says, “You know, Gertrude. Dad’s been real excited for the Iron Bowl coming up.”

“Iron Bowl?” asks Fairless.

“Yeah,” you say. “Kitten’s Dad is an Alabama fan. You can just imagine the shit that goes on at our houses sometimes.” You laugh a bit. “Funny stuff.”

Fairless nods. “My Dad’s actually not too big into sports. He’s more of a… musical kind of guy.”

Kitten asks, “Does he play in plays or something?”

“No, he-“ Fairless sighs. “He plays the Fiddle dusk ‘til dawn.”

> “You play the Violin, Bernadette?”
> “Looking forward to going home, Kitten?”
> “Maybe you guys want in on gun practice?”
> Write in

>>32512172
>>32512250
>>32512253
>>32512223
>>32512219
Commie scum
>>32512172
> FUCK YOUR BMI AND YOUR WEIGHT STUFF IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH

>>32512527
>> “You play the Violin, Bernadette?”
>> “Looking forward to going home, Kitten?”

>>32512527
>> “Maybe you guys want in on gun practice?”

It will help fairness cope with the nicotine withdrawal

>>32512527
> “You play the Violin, Bernadette?”

>>32512527
>> “Maybe you guys want in on gun practice?”

Let them shoot it out for your affection and hand-holding

>>32512527
> “Maybe you guys want in on gun practice?”

>>32512593
We have two hands, anon.

We can hold them both

>>32512527
>“You play the Violin, Bernadette?”

Let's get to know her, then

>“Maybe you guys want in on gun practice?”

Share the pain.

>>32512527
>> “Maybe you guys want in on gun practice?”

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>>32512631
A threesome?

So Lewd!

>>32512527
>Write In
Talk tonks

>>32512689
What if We all stand in a circle and hold hands with each other

>>32512527
> “You play the Violin, Bernadette?”

> “You play the Violin, Bernadette?”
> “Maybe you guys want in on gun practice?”

“You play violin, Bernadette?”

Bernadette shrugs. “What child prodigy doesn’t?”

“Can you play old-timey tunes?” asks Kitten.

“Yes, I can play old-timey tunes,” says Bernadette. “Just. Please. No.”

You chuckle a bit. “Anyway, you guys want in on gun practice?”

Bernadette says, “Sure.” Kitten nods as well.

Excellent. You finish up your lunches and head on over to the range.

Except for the SJWs arriving with megaphones, banners, and all other things. “No more killing! No more death!” they yell. They stand at the sidewalk next to the range, shouting and yelling, getting the attention of some of the students.

Oh for Pete’s sake.

> Shoo them away
> Ignore them
> Write in

>>32512527
>> “You play the Violin, Bernadette?”

>>32512527
> “Looking forward to going home, Kitten?”
> Write in
Here's a thought. If Nancy is coming over to the Pool household during Thanksgiving, then who's gonna supervise the exchange student team?

So is it gonna be Rankin, or are they gonna tag along?

>>32512809
"Shove off before I get the hall monitors."

>>32512809
Demand that they come in and learn gun safety.
They`re a danger to everyone around them otherwise.

>>32512809
> "Hey Bernadette, back me up."
> Confront the SJWs: this is a school sponsored event, and if they want to participate then they need to get in line and obey a safety precautions. Any violations of safety rules will have them ejected and written up by representatives of the Student Councils.

Look good?

>>32512809
>ask fairless to help trude glare at them

>>32512809

Make a wager with them. They pop off one magazine each, and Trude and the Rifle club will go Vegan for the first week after vacation.

Let's if the hots for boom is contagious.

>>32512809
>>32512861
>>32512858
This

>>32512809
>Get Fairless to help.

Although it is rather unfortunate as she does want to stop being so scary. Well whatever.

>>32512861
Include kitten and this gets my vote.
Don't say anything, just silent disapproval

>>32512809
>>32512858
>>32512861
Student council supports this event back off so this

>>32512888
Kitten can mount Bernadette and glare from up on high.

>>32512863
This, we need to teach them to learn before hating.

>>32512809
See if we can recognize any by name.

If we can...Oh, hey, you're that kid who was watching that BDSM thing outside iHop the other day. What was your name...

They'll get so pissed at being 'betrayed' like that that they'll forget all about the gun thing. And if it breaks out into a brawl...well, the hall monitors will settle that.

>>32512809
>>32512861

Yes

>>32512949
Mostly I just figure its hard to be a bitch while in the throws of a gungasm

>>32512809
>> Write in
call the Irish, brings out the bagpipe.
Since everyone on range (should) have earplug they should be fine.

> Write in

You snap your fingers. “Bernadette. Back me up here.”

You and Bernadette walk up to the SJW’s little corner and then start glaring at them.

They all stop their shouting and chanting to look at you, a bit nervously. One of them whispers into the ear of the leader, a very fat and bumbling girl with lots of acne. This girl says, “Who are you to support this barbaric and evil practice?”

You say, “It’s a Gun Safety lecture. It’s sponsored by the school, and if you aren’t going to participate. We’d like to ask you to leave.”

One of them says, “Hey, we have the right to protest!”

Fairless says, “Go on, protest then.” She walks up to the fat girl and stares her right in the eye. “As a red-blooded American, you have every right to protest against guns. But if you want any respect from me, the Rifle Team, Gertrude, or anyone on this ship, you will stand your ground. Heck, maybe you’ll even give guns a try, see if they suit your fancy. But know that the minute you open your mouth with uncited sources and how the Constitution is just a piece of paper, I will tell you to stuff it.”

Kitten whistles a bit. “Dayum.”

Two of the Hall Monitors, O’Leary and O’Donnell stand behind you. “What’s all this then?” asks O’Leary.

You say, “The American process of protest.”

The fat SJW says, “We- Guns should be illegal! I mean- Why are you training innocent students when they could be studying. Guns kill people!”

“So do knives, cars, stairs, and wild animals,” says Fairless.

You walk over.

> “Join us for practice. See if it suits your fancy.”
> “If you’re not going to move, we’ll have to have the Hall Monitors move you.”
> Write in

>>32513116
> “Join us for practice. See if it suits your fancy.”

>>32513116
>Join us for practice. See if it suits your fancy.”

>>32513116
>“Join us for practice. See if it suits your fancy.”

The only way to defeat a fanatic is to undermine them from within.

>>32513116
> “Join us for practice. See if it suits your fancy.”

They can battle patriarchy and oppressive social structures with cold lead.

They can imitate the Black Panthers or they can imitate hippies. And no one likes hippies

>>32511784
how are all the cocks in your ass

>>32513178
Do you have any actual arguments as of why revolvers still have a place or are you just going to fling insults around?

>>32513116
"Tell ya what. Each of you fires off one magazine, and STILL wants to stand out here and protest guns...I'll go without any meat this thanksgiving. But if even one of you fires a single bullet over a magazine, you all gotta go. Think you can handle it?"

>>32513116
>> “Join us for practice. See if it suits your fancy.”
"Have any of you ever fired a gun before? Give it a try and then you can go back to protesting afterwards."

>>32513173
That... that certainly is an image you posted there.

>>32513211

That was not the image I meant to post, but strangely appropriate

>>32513211
Probably just an image swap. Some guy in /h/ must be pretty confused right now.

>>32513116
Technically, guns don't kill people (unless you hit someone hard enough with one). Bullets kill people.

In any case,
> “Join us for practice. See if it suits your fancy.”

>>32513173
I hope this is the image swap thing, or else you have some explaining to do, anon.

>>32513116
I'm tempted to get one of the Rifle girls to explain the physics of gunfire to show the scientific nature of guns, but...

> “Join us for practice. See if it suits your fancy.”

Honestly, I don't think it'd actually help turn them. What I WOULD like to see is, if they continue protesting, protest in an intelligent fashion with coherent arguments as opposed to knee jerk allegations. Hopefully seeing that firearms are just tools that can be safely handled or seeing that gun owners aren't violent criminals will help with that,

>>32513194
Different anon, I do agree they are somewhat outdated but I think they do have some limited service in some police forces

>>32513265
>I think they do have some limited service in some police forces

How so?
Semi-auto are an improvement in every way

>>32513194
they are great for self-defence and police use and the 1911 is fucking great

>>32513196
NOOOOO!!!!!!!

AFTER! AFTER Thanksgiving! A week of Vegan after vacation!

Anything else is...oh god...the recoil has damaged Trude's brain!

>>32513287
Confirmed for no-guns

>>32513194
Few pistols can match the stopping power of an equally priced revolver, making them ideal for self-defense.

> “Join us for practice. See if it suits your fancy.”

You say, “Come join us. You can’t knock it if you don’t try it.”

“Y-“ The fat girl jiggles in frustration. How in the hell did she ever get past MEPS? “You’re just oppressing me with your gun privileges! If we were on land, this would be different-“

Fairless says, “No one cares. Does anyone want to try or not?”

All the SJWs look at each other, glancing nervously. One says, “I’ll try-“

“You can’t!” says the fat girl.

“Why can’t we?” asks another. “It seems like it’s worth a try.” All the SJWs nod, muttering agreements. They drop their signs and banners, walking past you all to join the Gun Safety lecture.

“You- I-“ The fat girl shakes and trembles. “Oh!” She brushes past you all and joins in on the lecture as well.

“Wow,” you say. “That worked.”

“No true American can resist the allure of the firearm,” says Kitten. Hmph, of course.

> Practice with a Gun (Write in)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32510523
That's a FCS misfire.

Go watch the entire video was the observers in the stands drop to the ground and shit their pants as the Tunguska strafes their observation deck.

>>32513286
I think for some special police forces. Revolvers have a much bigger punch then 9mm rounds.

The 1911 is also used in limited numbers even within military forces for similar reason.

From a tech standpoint yeah it it a bit outdated however it is more for the user is they want more rounds or better stopping power

>>32513362
>Practice with a Gun (Write in)
They should really have a .22 or 5.56/.223 rifle out here to ease people in.

Rolled 76

>>32513362
>Practice with a gun
I doubt this is the last we've heard of Fredendall and...well, I wouldn't put it past GS to have her father actually do something about its continued survival. By trying to sink it in a 'tragic accident'.

>>32513362
>Talk to Someone (Samantha)

Be nice to them.

>>32513426
Semi-autos exist in .45 too, you know

>>32513362
>Call principal Tennyson. Ask if they still got any left over M2 Brownings to install to our tanks

>>32513426
What is .50 Calibre African Eliminator?

>>32513287
>>32513319
All these third-worlders needing handguns for self defence.

>>32513426
revolvers are used by the guy going in first when breaching a room since misfires and jamming pretty much does not happen and the 1911 is semi-auto

>>32513421
I stand by my conviction that BRRRRRRTTT gets girls hot.
Specifically Trude and Megan.
And possibly Kitten.

>>32513446
>trying to sink an active carrier that is part of the US military.
Nevermind the tens of thousands of school girls, political fallout, or the fact that any accident large enough to irreparably sink it would be massively obvious.

>>32513450
The 1911 is a semi auto pistol

>>32513362
>>32513463
>>32513448
This tell them to be nice and call tennysons for those Brownings

>>32513362
>> Talk to Someone (Specify)
Hall mojiyors

Ask them if they would want to join tankery

>>32513463
>>32513533
Didn't we get our gun through the rifle club? where does tennyson fit into this?

Rolled 100

>>32513526
We're driving around WW2 era tanks and shooting them at eachother. Without having gone through any sort of gun safety class before now.

>>32513508
Oh yeah, I vaguely remember that but didn't want to mention it since I wasn't sure

I know it is a semi auto but I thought the anon was also calling the 1911 outdated as well

>>32513553
we did not sure what people are thinking

>>32513526
Just trying to be covert about sinking a several kilometer long ship...

>>32513421
That's Megan failing to control herself as she's brought to an explosive...

Okay, I can't think of a way to use clever innuendo. That's Megan coming like a racehorse and losing control.

>>32513553
When we found the scout car, the naval studies were cleaning out the last bit of stuff in the storage g. They mentioned if we wanted some m2 Brownings.

>>32513573
We did but I'm not sure how many rifle team has. We found some I storage g along with the scout car.

Let's see if their any left over

>>32513651
all that stuff got sold off

>>32513677
Just asking seems okay, we thought tennysons sold all the planes in the hanger but he managed to save one.

Let's just ask

> Practice with a Gun (.22 Rifle)
> Talk to Someone (Samantha)

You say, “So, Samantha. How are the new girls treating you?”

Samantha shrugs as you sight in the target with your .22 Rifle. Samantha says, “Megan and Natalya are handling them well, and they certainly seem willing to learn.”

“Be nice to them,” you say. “You hear?”

Samantha nods. “Right.”

Megan and Natalya walk over. Megan says, “Gertrude. We’d like to thank you, honestly, for all you’ve done for us.”

You smile. “It’s nothing, really.”

Samantha says, “Well, this Gun Safety stuff oughta promote interest in the Rifle Team again. We might finally get new members soon too. And that’s not even mentioning the fact that we pretty much killed our archenemies with kindness and words.” Samantha smiles, looking at you. “Gertrude, you’ve really helped us. We didn’t think this would happen going into Tankery, we thought it would be just some good fun.”

> “It is good fun.”
> “I take care of my own.”
> “All I need from you is for you to perform at your best.”
> Write in

>>32513760
>> “It is good fun.”
>> “I take care of my own.”

>>32513760
>> “It is good fun.”
>> “I take care of my own.”
>> “All I need from you is for you to perform at your best.”

Everything!

>>32513760
"Things have been improving around here. Let's just work to make sure they keep improving."

>>32513760

"I take care of my own"

>>32513760
errything

>>32513760
> “I take care of my own.”

And all of LGA is my own.

>>32513760
>> “It is good fun.”
>> “I take care of my own.”
>> “All I need from you is for you to perform at your best.”

>>32513818
Maybe with a touch of a sad tone...

>>32513760
> “It is good fun.”
> “I take care of my own.”

>>32513760
> “It is good fun.”
> “I take care of my own

>>32513760
>> “It is good fun.”

> “It is good fun.”
> “I take care of my own.”

You shrug. “It is good fun guys. But hey, I take care of my own. You guys are my friends. All of you.”

The three of them smile. Samantha playfully says, “Oh, stop being so fucking sentimental you pinko communist hippy bitch.” She rubs her eye a bit. “You’re going to make me cry!”

Natalya says, “You cried during the Lorax-“

“Shut up, Natalya,” says Samantha. “Really, thanks, Gertrude!”

> LOYALTY QUEST COMPLETE: The Second Amendment
> Team Minie’s loyalty is now yours!
> The Rifle Team is sharing all they can with the Tankery team. AA mounted machine guns will be mounted on all tanks that historically included them. Their accuracy has also improved, allowing for their own FOCUSED SHOT which can inflict critical damage on any tank.

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
> Practice with a Gun (Write in)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>>32513760
> “It is good fun.”
> “I take care of my own.”

>>32514057
>> Head Somewhere (POLISH)

Help them with their thing

>study ace

>>32514057
>> Talk to Someone (Specify)
Hall Monitors

They're here. Time to see if we can recruit them as a tank team.

>>32514057
I just realized Trudy has gone months without...handling things. She never has any alone time...is this normal for women her age? Because I get the impression it isn't. <_<

>>32514057
>>32514098
These two please

>>32514098
Supporting this.

>>32514057
Ah, that explains where all the Brownings went, then. Yay.

> See how Kitten and Fairless are enjoying the firearms.

We know firing the coaxials excites Kitten, but how does Bernadette react...?

>>32514057
>>32514097
Supporting this

Also we needed their focus shot during Pravda match

>>32514114
Well anon, I've gone for months without having a proper fap because I was too busy at school, so I guess it may be normal.

>>32514124
Probably with demonic laughter.

>>32514057
>Call Someone (I can't into names) loyalty quest related

We should call the girl Michelle feels bad about hurting. Get the exhibition match set up as well as prep for a meet and greet.

>>32514114
If you're trying to imply what I think you're implying, Trudy has never masturbated. Ever. Fairless and Kitten have both commented on this.

I suspect they'd be willing to "help" her.

>>32514124
I don't know but I want to.

>>32514114
It was mentioned earlier that Trude is untouched, even by herself.

How the hell that happens is an unknowable mystery.

The thread wen't to hell when the discussion came up.

>>32514149
Condolences. I think the longest I've ever gone was 5 days or so.

>>32514198
Did it? There were a decent number of posts regarding it, but it's not like there were any arguments or it ruined voting or anything.

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>>32514211
I know anon, on the plus side, I continuously download a stream of porn so that when the time comes I'll have lots of material to cover. But enough about this line of thought, back to the quest.

>>32514057
>>32514097
>>32514098
This.

I just realized now one fourth of our team now has M2 Brownings.

>>32514234
There was some distaste expressed by Anons, and fear of porning up the thread.

It was needlessly dramatc, I would like to avoid a repeat of that for something trivial as Trude's Special Time.

> Talk to Someone (LGA 5-0)

“Hey, guys, you got O’Hara and O’Brian over here?”

O’Leary calls O’Hara and O’Brian over. “Oi! Cunt! Get your tight ass over here!”

O’Hara walks over. “The fuck do you want, O’Leary?” She looks over at you. “Oh, Gertrude. What’s up?”

You say, “I wanted to ask if you guys were interested in Tankery.”

“Oh?” asks O’Hara. “Um. Isn’t that stuff hard?” She seems a bit nervous.

> “Yes.”
> “Nah.”
> “You’ll get used to it.”
> Write in

>>32514373
>Nah.
>You get to roll w/ the cool kids and fuck up a bunch of tiny japanese and russian girls and shit

>>32514373
>Yes

>>32514373
> “You’ll get used to it.”

It's fun, didn't we earn her loyalty. By making her one of the heads of the hall monsters and hook her up with her girlfriend?

>>32514373
Once you have fired the M2 Browning Coaxial gun, nothing that you and O'Brian could think up will ever truly match up to it.

>>32514373
>> Write in
"It'll definitely be harder at the start but it'll be worth it. All our teams really enjoy it."

>>32514373
> “You’ll get used to it.”
Yup!
We better get to see Fairless/Kitten shooting before scene-change Schteel.