>>32779873
> Medal of Honor: Ramirez

>>32779873
>Medal of Honor: Ramirez
Gotta get that insight and shenanigans!

>>32779873
> Medal of Honor: Ramirez
Yes yes yes yes yes yes.

>>32779873
> Thanksgiving Special

>>32779873
>> Both
Honestly their is not that much to do for thanksgiving if we were to cancel practice, we just need to find out when are we fighting Anzio, figure our what to do Purple Heart's Loyalty Quest, and maybe upgrade the Stupa

>>32779873
> Medal of Honor: Ramirez

>>32779873
>> Both
Why not both?

>>32779873
>Medal of Honor: Ramirez
Ramirez! You did WHAT?!

>>32779937
has a point.

>>32779873
>> Both
Let's just do both so that way we can advance close to Anzio match and see how Ramirez did

>>32779873
> Medal of Honor: Ramirez

>>32779873
>Both with a preference for MoH: Ramirez

>>32779873
Does this mean we can skip Thanksgiving?

Their isn't much to do for that day

>>32779873
>Both

Let's spend like an hour or two going over thanksgiving to focus on some minor stuff. Then spend the rest of the thread on Medal of Honor

>>32780057
>Their isn't much to do for that day
We get to hang out with best girl Nancy, though

>>32779873
>> Medal of Honor: Ramirez

>>32780096
But a whole thread of just talking though doesn't seem to be that interesting though.

I rather just spend/go through Thanksgiving quickly to do some small things and spend most of the thread with Ramirez being super spy

>>32779873
>> Thanksgiving Special
Have ramirez tell her story at the table

>>32779873
>Both

> Medal of Honor: Ramirez

Ramirez. Sophomore Secretary. Loader of M4A1E8 Sherman.

Fuck this shit, you wish you were cuddling with your boyfriend. Instead you’re out doing the Prez’s work with the press.

“This is so exciting!” says Georgia. “Finally, a way to redeem the Lafayette Runner after the horrific corruption debacle! Can you believe that almost the entire staff but me was taking money on the side from Fredendall? Inconceivable!”

She’s said that word too many times. You don’t think it means what she thinks it means. How come nobody ever says “groovy” anymore?

You arrive at Konigsberg by way of supply ship. Englehorn was kind enough to get you through. Kind girl, nice tits.

You dismount and quickly sneak around up to the top deck. Konigsberg looks like any regular old German town. Lots of hot blonde girls too.

“Alright,” says Georgia. She adjusts the lens on her camera. What the hell kind of cameria is that? “What’s the plan?”

> Disguise (Wow, there sure are a lot of Japanese girls here.)
> Find the Tanks (How come people say that tanks are unsafe? It’s not like Lawn Darts.)
> Locate the Campus (You don’t know why, maybe you just want to find the gift shop.)
> Write in

>>32780175
>> Find the Tanks (How come people say that tanks are unsafe? It’s not like Lawn Darts.)

If we do find the gift shop can we get a book for pres to read?

>>32780175
> Locate the Campus (We can find student rosters there. Also, disguise ourselves as Nazi students. If they ask why an obviously Latina girl is here, tell them we're one of the Girls From Brazil.)

>>32780139
>Ramirez being super spy
Except apaprently all will be told from HER point of view.
Consider that:
1_ you'll play as fucking RAMIREZ. That's as mysterious as it gets
2_ you'll play as a straight girl. That's also as mysterious as it gets

>>32780175
>Find the Tanks
Business before pleasure and we aren't exactly going to blend in.

>>32780175
>> Disguise (Wow, there sure are a lot of Japanese girls here.)

It's flawless!

>>32780175
>Disguise (Wow, there sure are a lot of Japanese girls here.)
When in Rome...

And then, of course, you start speaking Gaul.

>>32780246
I guess, also I'm not sure if the second part was a joke or not.

This quest is getting to me on that front.

>>32780236
That's pretty clever. Not the way I would have suggested to handle things, but supported nonetheless since we unfortunately lack the firepower to free the shit out of them, so >Locate the Campus
I guess.

>>32780175
> Find the Tanks (How come people say that tanks are unsafe? It’s not like Lawn Darts.)
> Disguise (Wow, there sure are a lot of Japanese girls here.)

No, not as a Japanese girl.
Either an inconspicuous Mexican hired help or this >>32780236 but maybe reinforce the cover story by saying you're from Argentina or something.

>>32780175
>>32780236
Sure let's go with this

>>32780175
>Disguise (Wow, there sure are a lot of Japanese girls here.)
Maximum stealth mode engaged!

> Locate the Campus (You don’t know why, maybe you just want to find the gift shop.)

You and Georgia walk inconspicuously amongst the crowds. You’re wearing regular street clothes, not the LGA uniform. Shame really, the LGA uniform is actually pretty cute.

Why is your skin tanned? You don’t remember ever going out into the sun.

Is that permanent?

Georgia says, “Over there!”

Sure enough, that looks like a campus. A huge, stone building with imposing high walls. Yep. That is definitely German. You quickly walk over to the gates where a pair of Hall Monitors are letting students in.

You try to sneak your way in, only for them to push you away. “Nur Studenten auf dem Campus erlaubt.” One of them says.

> “I’m a transfer student.” (Wow. That would actually work if you prepared for that story. Damn it.)
> “I’m visiting relatives.” (Yes, my completely white blue-eyed, blonde haired, and mechanically inclined alcoholic relatives.)
> Remain silent.
> Write in

>>32780442
> “I’m visiting relatives.” (Yes, my completely white blue-eyed, blonde haired, and mechanically inclined alcoholic relatives.)

>>32780442
> In Spanish. "I'm a transfer student from Brazil." They probably don't know that Brazillians speak Portuguese.

>>32780442
>> “I’m visiting relatives.” (Yes, my completely white blue-eyed, blonde haired, and mechanically inclined alcoholic relatives.)
>I'm from Argentina/Brazil, or whatever the Germans fled after WW2

>>32780442
>>32780478
>"Transfer student" in Spanish
Seems like our best bet right now is to play the starry-eyed foreigner.

>>32780478
Maybe go for Argentina, I think Argentinians speak spanish

These Ramirez thoughts. They are the greatest.

Ramirez's inner monologue is best girl.

> “I’m visiting relatives.” (Yes, my completely white blue-eyed, blonde haired, and mechanically inclined alcoholic relatives.)
> Write in

“Estoy visitando familiares.” You place your hand on your chest. “Soy un estudiante de transferencia. Desde America del Sur.”

The two Hall Monitors look at you like a fucking weirdo. Hey, you’re not that weird. This isn’t the circus. Stop staring you Nazis.

One of them says, “Um. English?” You nod. “Yes. Um. Do you have papers?” You shake your head. “Mhm. Fine. Go to Administration Building.”

Georgia asks, “Do you know where we can find the Tankery-“ All of you look at her funny. “I mean- Panzerfahren headquarters?”

“Back of the campus,” says another. “Move along.”

You walk through. That was easy. Maybe you should have been a spy instead of a High School girl. Agent 007 Ramirez. License to kill.

Ramirez. Just Ramirez.

Doesn’t have the same ring to it.

> Admin Building (These Germans are quite organized.)
> The Tankery HQ (Time for Tanks and cute girls doing cute things! Is that a Tankette wow that’s cute.)
> Gym (You’ll probably find a uniform there perhaps.)
> Write in

>>32780442
> “I’m a transfer student.”
Argentina could work.

>>32780668
>> Gym (You’ll probably find a uniform there perhaps.)

>>32780668
>Gym first, then Admin Building
We should probably reinforce our cover first, but I also want to see what the admin building might hold.

>>32780668
> Admin Building (These Germans are quite organized.)
Did Georgia disguise into a trashcan again already?

>>32780668
> Gym (You’ll probably find a uniform there perhaps.)

Double Oh Ocho.

>>32780668
> Admin Building (These Germans are quite organized.)

German's don't have tanketters?

I think the Panzer 1 might be considered one?

>>32780668
>Gym (You’ll probably find a uniform there perhaps.)
We need a disguise first and foremost, our current method gets blown wide open as soon as we encounter any Spanish speakers.

>>32780809
Ummmm, Anon That's not how that works, being Transfer students we don't have uniforms to begin with. Also we said we were visiting relatives. So that makes it okay

>>32780668
>> Admin Building (These Germans are quite organized.)

>>32780835
We might get less looks if we look like we belong because we're wearing a uniform, as opposed to wandering around in street clothes.

>>32780835
That's what we said at the gate, doesn't mean we have to use the same cover story on everyone we meet. I just think the uniform would be a good backup is all, at least for the other two if not for us.

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> Gym (You’ll probably find a uniform there perhaps.)

You poke your head into the lockerrooms. Wow, there are a lot of naked girls in this lockerroom. But regardless, you and Georgia act cool as can be. Hey, that girl over there has a rocking bod. And that girl has nice brown hair. And the tits on that girl over there.

Man, Prez would have a fucking conniption in here.

But regardless, you find an unattended uniform folded on a bench. Georgia silently takes pictures. You slap her camera down, telling her to stop that. She pouts, but continues on.

You reach over to the uniform.

“Um. Excuse me.” You look over. Japanese girl in gym clothes. “Can I help you?”

> “I lost my uniform. Transfer student.” (Ain’t nobody scaring the hell out of you.)
> “Can I help you?” (Assert dominance. This is how conversations are won!)
> “COVER BLOWN GET THE FUCK OUT-“ (HOLY SHIT WE’RE BONED FUCK THIS SHIT)
> Write in

>>32780882
>> “I lost my uniform. Transfer student.” (Ain’t nobody scaring the hell out of you.)

>Man, Prez would have a fucking conniption in here.

Ramirez pls

>>32780882
>“I lost my uniform. Transfer student.” (Ain’t nobody scaring the hell out of you.)
>Emi
OHSHITNIGGERDEARCHRISTGETOUT

>>32780882
>“I lost my uniform. Transfer student.” (Ain’t nobody scaring the hell out of you.)

>>32780882
>>> “Can I help you?” (Assert dominance. This is how conversations are won!)
Ramirez, stop thinking these amazing thoughts.

>>32780550
What did you think they spoke?

>>32780882
>> “Can I help you?” (Assert dominance. This is how conversations are won!)

>>32780882
>“I lost my uniform. Transfer student.” (Ain’t nobody scaring the hell out of you.)
In Spanish of course. Also, who is Emi and why should we fear her?

>>32780882
>> “I lost my uniform. Transfer student.” (Ain’t nobody scaring the hell out of you.)

>Man, Prez would have a fucking conniption in here.

Does everyone in this think Trude is gay?

>>32780932
From the manga, Little Army.
>>32780882
> “I lost my uniform. Transfer student.” (Ain’t nobody scaring the hell out of you.)

Rolled 4 + 10

>>32780882
>> “Can I help you?” (Assert dominance. This is how conversations are won!)
WE WILL WIN THIS AND MAKE TRUDY PROUD!

>>32780882
> “Can I help you?” (Assert dominance. This is how conversations are won!)

>>32780932
Emi was part of Miho's PzIV crew back when she was younger (before entering BFP). She also holds a grudge against Maho.
Read the Little Army manga for details.

>>32780882
>“I lost my uniform. Transfer student.” (Ain’t nobody scaring the hell out of you.)

Jeez, first Germans now Japanese. We just need some Italians for a regular Axis of Schoolgirls school.

>>32780882
>> Write in
"No, I'm good."

>>32780853
Maybe but if we stick to the cover story we will be fine.

>>32780865
I'm sorry but sticking to the original story is always the smart thing to do, telling different stories will often lead to something conflicting.

>>32780913
Spanish, but I forgot that since Brazil spoke Portuguese and Japanese.

>>32780932
Emi was a character in GuP: Little Army, and she was one of Miho's crewmembers before she transferred to Ooarai.

>>32780932

Miho's elementary school friend who moved to Germany.

See Girls Und Panzer: Little Army

http://kissmanga.com/Manga/GIRLS-und-PANZER-Little-Army/Ch-001-Read-Online?id=136180

>>32780974
Do you really have to ask that?

>>32780977
So she's a friend of the Nishizumis? Yeah, we might want to steer clear of her if at all possible.

>>32780974
>Does everyone in this think Trude is gay?
So far Ramierz's thoughts have only vaguely coincided with reality, and have several times landed quite heavily on the side of gay as fuck. Clearly she's projecting her bisexuality.

>>32780974
I'm more wondering if Ramirez is a little gay herself, or if she's just being the best secretary ever and scouting nice bodies for her President.

>>32781035
What's to stop it from being both?

Gentlemen, please. Less sexuality speculation and more TACTICAL ESPIONAGE

>>32781035
Why not both?

>>32781073
We'd get more TACTICAL ESPIONAGE done if Ramirez would stop staring at tits.

>>32781023
Yes,
>>32781031
>>32781035
Not really, sure it sounds gay as hell but I have female friends and relative that watch fashion and victorias secret shows because of the fashion and how the girls look on them.

Admiring the female form isn't gay depending on the level

> “I lost my uniform. Transfer student.” (Ain’t nobody scaring the hell out of you.)

You shrug. “I lost my uniform.”

…

The girl nods. “I see.”

You nod. “Yes.”

…

Georgia whistles, sliding away with her camera behind her back. “Going to hit the dusty trail now…”

The Japanese girl crosses her arms. “Transfer student?” you nod. “I see. Where from? South America?” You nod again. “And you just think that you can get away with stealing my uniform?”

You shake your head. “No. No.”

…

The Japanese girl nods, then looks at your arms. It was a bit hot outside. “Hm.” Oh shit. “Do you practice Panzerfahren?”

> Yes (She must be admiring the guns.)
> I’m interested (All those days of loading 75 millimeters of American ingenuity.)
> No (Go on, admire them. You know you love it.)
> Write in

>>32781115

> Write in: Flexing Intensifies
> I’m interested (All those days of loading 75 millimeters of American ingenuity.)

>>32781115
>> I’m interested (All those days of loading 76 millimeters of American ingenuity.)

It's 76mm! We spent most of our days using those

>>32781115
>> No (Go on, admire them. You know you love it.)

>>32781115
>Yes (She must be admiring the guns.)
Get rekt fucking Nazi nutjob! 1v1 on top of a moving tank!

>>32781115
> I’m interested (All those days of loading 75 millimeters of American ingenuity.)

>>32781115
> I’m interested
Don't lie, but don't tell them everything.

>>32781115
>I’m interested (All those days of loading 75 millimeters of American ingenuity.)

>>32781087
Seriously. She's making it sound as if everyone here were Fairless tier.

I will say that while it's impossible to "fail" the sneaking mission (unless Time Paradox occurs), what we do will likely influence our relationship with Konigsberg, Oorai, and probably several other factors. That said, this is fun as hell so far.

>>32781115
>I’m interested (All those days of loading 75 millimeters of American ingenuity.)
Technical truth is best truth.

>>32781170
What if they are?

>>32781170
Nothing is Fairless tier. Kitten doesn't count because that's like comparing apples and oranges. Or chocolate and vanilla. And Trude is strawberry. And all three make for Neopolitan swirl deliciousness.

>>32781115
>Yes (She must be admiring the guns.)
Might as well. We aren't going to hide that from her.

>>32781101
>Admiring the female form isn't gay depending on the level
As someone else said, "Everyone loves tits. It's if you can see yourself burying your face in a vagina that makes you a lesbian."

>>32781197
Then Prez would indeed have a fucking conniption if she were there.

>>32781201
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

>>32781244
He sounds like a wise man.

> I’m interested

You cross your arms. You definitely aren’t flexing, no sir. “I am interested in Panzerfahren, yes.”

She sizes you up. Ha, all five foot four of her sizing all five foot ten of you. “Well, the Panzerfahren team is assembling after school today. Perhaps you will be keen to join us?”

You nod. “Maybe I will. It looks interesting.” Her hair is quite shiny. Is that something that happens in Japan? Man, those animes have been lying to you.

“Good,” she says. She offers her hand. “I am Emi Nakasuka. Vice-Commander of the Konigsberg Panzerfahren Abteilung. It is nice to meet you, Miss…?”

> “Ramirez. Just Ramirez.” (Don’t say your first name.)
> Fake Name (Shit. Name. This is going to end up like that Spongebob Episode. Hurry up and think little abstract mes inside my head.)
> Write in

>>32781291
>> “Ramirez. Just Ramirez.” (Don’t say your first name.)

>>32781291
>> “Ramirez. Just Ramirez.” (Don’t say your first name.)

>>32781291
>“Ramirez. Just Ramirez.” (Don’t say your first name.)

>>32781291
>Fake Name
Look around
>Modern Warfare 2 poster
"Ramirez"
>d'oh!

>>32781291
> Fake Name
"Shamirez"

>>32781291
> “Ramirez. Just Ramirez.” (Don’t say your first name.)

Blunt force espionage, go.

>>32781267
She, but yeah.

>>32781342
YES.

>>32781291
>“Ramirez. Just Ramirez.” (Don’t say your first name.)
No fear, no hesitation.

> “Ramirez. Just Ramirez.” (Don’t say your first name.)

You say, “Ramirez. Just Ramirez.” Yeah, smooth criminal.

“And your companion?” asks Emi. You both look over to see Georgia taking illicit pictures of the girls, some even posing for her happily.

“She’s a friend of mine, she’s interested in Panzerfahren too,” you say. “We both are.”

“Alright,” says Emi. She sizes you up once again. “Well, I suppose I can go with my spare uniform today.” She hands you the folded up uniform. Wait. She just carries around spare uniforms? The fuck is up with this girl? You take it without hesitation.

“Thank you,” you say. Emi nods then waves goodbye as she heads out of the locker.

Georgia leans in. “I’m feeling like lunch. How about it?”

> Not yet
> Cafeteria.
> Eat outside of campus
> Write in

>>32781513
>> Cafeteria.

We fit in perfectly! What could go wrong?

>>32781513
>Eat outside of campus

>>32781513
>Eat outside of campus
Keep a low profile if possible, no reason to tempt fate just yet.

>>32781513
>> Not yet

>>32781513
>Eat outside of campus
Adventuring on an empty stomach sucks, but I don't want to risk blowing our cover so early.

>>32781513
>Cafeteria.
There are girls there. Girls we can talk to.

Also, I wonder why Emi just let Ramirez have her uniform. It wouldn't fit.

>>32781513
> Not yet
Act now while their complacency is still advantageous to us.

>>32781513
> Cafeteria.
Hear the rumors.

>>32781513
>Cafeteria
Latinas basically look German.

> Cafeteria.

You gather your lunches. Sauerkraut and sausages. Must be the fish and chips equivalent. How come nobody ever likes sauerkraut though? It’s good.

Why do people call Germans krauts anyway?

You and Georgia sit down at an unassuming table.

“So… let’s see, already I’ve got a decent amount of pictures,” says Georgia. “Mostly of naked German girls in various states of dress. But don’t worry, I’m not going to sell them. These are for my own personal use!”

…

“Not that I’m gay!” says Georgia. “But anyway, I can’t wait to see what we have in store for the Tankery team.”

You nod.

“You don’t say much, do you?” asks Georgia.

> “Nope.” (I happen to say a lot if you would just learn the Spanish language.)
> “Nah.” (No seriously, Spanish is an eloquent and lovely language.)
> “No.” (My boyfriend is cute when he speaks in that Andalusian dialect he tries to bury.)
> Remain quiet. (Bitch.)
> Write in

>>32781753
>“No.” (My boyfriend is cute when he speaks in that Andalusian dialect he tries to bury.)

>>32781753
> “No.” (My boyfriend is cute when he speaks in that Andalusian dialect he tries to bury.)

>>32781753
>> Remain quiet. (Bitch.)

>>32781753
>> “No.” (My boyfriend is cute when he speaks in that Andalusian dialect he tries to bury.)

>>32781753
> “No.” (My boyfriend is cute when he speaks in that Andalusian dialect he tries to bury.)

Georgia, are you seriously pulling that card? Really? Right after you admit the half naked pictures are for personal use?

>>32781753
>“No.” (My boyfriend is cute when he speaks in that Andalusian dialect he tries to bury.)
Going with this.

>>32781819
Yes, because if not every girl on that godforsaken boat does or does not have some sort of lesbian-esque tendencies.

>>32781908
Ramirez didn't.

Until now.

Oh no. She was the last remaining hetero girl on the ship. The virus has overtaken everyone. Quick! Close Madagascar's ports!

>>32781753
> “No.” (My boyfriend is cute when he speaks in that Andalusian dialect he tries to bury.)

>>32781939

Everyone forgets about Lisa and her shimapan

>>32781939
If we can get to Valentine's Day, it'll be a hell of a day.

>>32781962
You're right. Lisa is now Will Smith. Now we need to give her the Polish dog so she can hug him to death.

>>32781753
>Write in
"Nyet"

>>32782012
>(They must never find out that I am a quarter Russian.)

> “No.” (My boyfriend is cute when he speaks in that Andalusian dialect he tries to bury.)

“No.” Te quiero mucho, mi pequena flor. Ah, that makes your heart melt every time.

Of course, it still reminds you of your stupid name. Thanks Mom and Dad. That children’s book that nobody ever reads sure made on an impact on you.

Why does Lisa think striped panties are sexy? They’re only really good for weebs, but you suppose there’s some appeal to it. Maybe you’ll steal one of hers when you get the chance.

Why are you even thinking about panties?

What kind of panties does the Prez wear?

Does she even wear panties?

Stop thinking.

…

No seriously, stop thinking, you’re weirding yourself out again. You haven’t been this weirded out since you looked up Fairless’ skirt and saw that she wore shorts underneath.

What’s the point of wearing shorts under skirts?

Didn’t you do that once?

Georgia says, “Right. Once we get in though. I’ll take as many pictures as I can, send them over to your phone. Then we’ll have the greatest story in history! It’ll be like the OSS and the SOE, the CIA and the KGB, the…” she waves her hand, thinking. “Sherlock Holmes and Moriarty. Stuff like that!”

You nod. “Alright.”

Lunch is over. You’re headed out of the cafeteria, but you run into Emi again. “Ah, transfer student.” She smirks. “Headed to class?”

> “Yes.” (Fuck you bitch fucking nazi jap kraut motherfucking cunt)
> “We’re lost, actually.” (Goddamn it. Does she wear striped panties? That’s probably a Japanese thing.)
> “No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)
> Write in

>>32782067
>> “We’re lost, actually.” (Goddamn it. Does she wear striped panties? That’s probably a Japanese thing.)

>>32782067
>“No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)
Probably our best bet for escaping her at this point.

>>32782067
> “No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)

>>32782067
>> “Yes.” (Fuck you bitch fucking nazi jap kraut motherfucking cunt)

Ramirez is not in a good mood

>>32782067
> “No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)

This was probably the first thing we should have done

>>32782067
> “We’re lost, actually.” (Goddamn it. Does she wear striped panties? That’s probably a Japanese thing.)

>>32782067
> “We’re lost, actually.” (Goddamn it. Does she wear striped panties? That’s probably a Japanese thing.)

>>32782067
>> “No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)

>>32782067
> “No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)

>>32782067
> “No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)

Ramirez must have peeked up Fairless's skirt on a day she wasn't wearing... what was it? Pink panties? Or was that what Kitten was wearing?

... Right, anyways, we need to make sure our "paperwork" is in order. We lost our clothes, after all, who knows what else we'd lose.

... Why are we wearing the uniform of a girl six inches shorter than us?

>>32782067
>> “We’re lost, actually.” (Goddamn it. Does she wear striped panties? That’s probably a Japanese thing.)

>>32782067
>“We’re lost, actually.” (Goddamn it. Does she wear striped panties? That’s probably a Japanese thing.)

>>32782067
> “No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)

The only place where there's an actual destination in mind is good

>>32782067
>“No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)
Maybe he wears striped panties?

>>32782376
Maybe he wears her striped panties.

> “No. We’re just going to head to the Admin building.” (Actually, what kind of underwear does Huxley wear?)

He probably just wears boxers. Boring. Comfortable but boring.

“We were headed to the Admin Building, set a few things straight and get them squared away,” you say. “And get my friend here a uniform as well.”

Emi nods. “Alright.”

The wind blows a bit, you instinctively push down on your skirt. This was a stupid idea. This uniform is too small for you. Your tits are about to burst from this shirt.

Man, it’s going to be awkward explaining why a button blinded this poor Japanese girl.

Regardless, Emi goes on her way. “See you at practice then.”

Phew. That was a close one.

You and Georgia head on down to the Admin Building, after managing to decipher the maps. You found out that the Germans have a strange tendency to make new words out of several.

So Student Administration Department Building became: Studentverwaltungabteilunggebaude.

Jesus.

You arrive at the Admin Building. What’s the first thing to do?

> Get the Student Rosters
> See if the Tankery Roster can be found
> Find actual uniforms that fit
> Write in

>>32782439
>> See if the Tankery Roster can be found

>>32782439
>Find actual uniforms that fit
Reinforcing the deception takes top priority, we can look at the info in a second.

>>32782439
> See if the Tankery Roster can be found

>>32782439
>Find actual uniforms that fit
Can't walk around in half-assed disguises.

>>32782439
>> Get the Student Rosters
>> See if the Tankery Roster can be found
>> Find actual uniforms that fit
All of this

>>32782439
> Find actual uniforms that fit

We've got an invite to practice, we can use that to scout the competition

>>32782439
> See if the Tankery Roster can be found

>>32782439
>> See if the Tankery Roster can be found

Business first, comfort second

>>32782439
>Find actual uniforms that fit
>>32782509
That's a very good point, seeing their tanks in action is the best intel we could possibly get.

>>32782439
Your German is still horrible and no German would say that.

>>32782509
I suppose that's true, so I will support.
>Find actual uniforms that fit

>>32782439
>> See if the Tankery Roster can be found

>>32782439
> See if the Tankery Roster can be found

>>32782439
> Get the Student Rosters
> See if the Tankery Roster can be found
>Find Georgia a uniform, last
Use 'I need to find my friend a uniform' as an excuse if getting caught. Don't change out of yours, that would be rude.

>>32782586

Fritz please

>>32782439
>Find actual uniforms that fit
This whole op is going to get busted if our disguises don't work.

>>32782439
> Find actual uniforms that fit

>>32782439
> See if the Tankery Roster can be found

>>32782439
>Find actual uniforms that fit

>>32782586
Ramirez is no German.

>>32782439
> Do not look for well-fitting uniform
> Undo top button of tight shirt
> DISTRACTION TACTICS

> See if the Tankery Roster can be found
> Find actual uniforms that fit

“Georgia, go find us some uniforms.”

Georgia nods, saluting. “You can count me!” She speeds away.

You walk over to a secretary. “Excuse me,” you say. “Do you happen to have information on the Panzerfahren team?”

The old Secretary nods. “Yes!” She slides her chair over to a filing cabinet, then pulls out a file. “Here you go!”

You open up the file.

“We have a Panzerfahren team.”

… Well. That’s something.

You blink. “Is this it?”

The Secretary says, “The Panzerfahren team unfortunately keeps their records in their headquarters. The Student Council considers it their responsibility to keep track of it for them. The school does not do it for them.”

You nod. “Alright. Danke.”

Hmph. Bold.

Georgia comes over, dressed out in her own uniform. Does she wear striped panties? Damn, you missed out. She hands a uniform to you. “Take it.” She checks the time. “Practice is starting soon. We ought to get going now.”

You nod. You leave the Admin Building then quickly head over to the Panzerfahren HQ. A lot of the kids heading there are much shorter than you, younger than you. They must be the freshmen equivalent.

Oh gods, they’re relying on Freshmen.

> Waltz right in. (They already know a transfer student is here.)
> Try to blend in. (At least try to look stealthy. How come nobody ever says Wizard anymore?)
> Write in

>>32782792
>> Waltz right in. (They already know a transfer student is here.)

Stick to our cover story, find Emi

>>32782792
>Waltz right in. (They already know a transfer student is here.)
Time to be alpha as fuck.

>>32782792
> Waltz right in. (They already know a transfer student is here.)
Ramirez just ASK if she's wearing striped panties. She'll probably show you or something.

>>32782792
>> Waltz right in. (They already know a transfer student is here.)


Freshman? They must be very good at it then?

>>32782792
>> Waltz right in. (They already know a transfer student is here.)
FLUFFY WHEN!?

>>32782792
>> Waltz right in. (They already know a transfer student is here.)

>>32782899
RIP Fluffy, killed by student council when she tried speaking German to get in

> Waltz right in. (They already know a transfer student is here.)

You and Georgia walk around. The tanks are…

Well, they could certainly be in better shape, a lot of them. You look around. There appears to be some sort of hierarchy.

Those with red badges on their collars must be the seniors, considering the Freshmen with the green badges are asking them plenty of questions.

How come nobody ever asks you questions about tanks?

Georgia takes pictures of tanks and of eager freshmen.

“Ah, Ramirez.” Emi walks over, with another girl in tow. “This is the Panzerfahren Abteilung Commander. Piper Blancbois.”

Wow. And you thought you had a stupid name.

You offer your hand, and she shakes it, smiling. “It is very nice to meet you, transfer student.”

…

“Woman of a few words, huh?” she says. You shrug. “I like that.” She brushes back her long blonde hair and says, “Girls like that can keep secrets. And Emi tells me you’re interested in Panzerfahren.”

You nod.

…

Piper chuckles. “I like this girl! She’s as hilarious as that other transfer student!” She thumbs back to another student taking pictures.

Wait a second. Is that Yukari from Ooarai? What the fuck is she doing here?

Does she wear striped panties? You know you have something to do, but these are important questions. Maybe she wears camo.

“Now,” says Piper. “We were just about to go over things for our Freshmen. How good are you with tanks? Depending on how good you are, we can assign you a good tank.”

> “I’m experienced.” (Very. How come Prez didn’t try Skycraft?)
> “I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)
> “Completely clueless.” (The hell is that thing? Is that a Jagdtiger? Is that duct tape on the hull?)
> Write in

>>32783172
>> “I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)

>>32783172
>> “I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)
>Ask about the French Tanks?

>>32783172
Silly Ramirez, Yukari obviously wear panties with little tanks on them.

>>32783172
>“I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)

>>32783172
> “I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)
> Start sidling up to Yukari Yojimbo. Us "transfer students" have to stick together.

>>32783172
>“I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)

>>32783172
>> “I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)
Trude does most of the research.

>>32783172
> “I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)
> Write in
> "I've seen some Nahuels back home. (More like saw one in a tank catalogue once.)
Something to reinforce our cover story at least.

>>32783172
>> “I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)

Finally some sense in your "German".
Now if it wasn't mixed half and half with English you'd actually have a German term that made sense.

>>32782717
Doesn't change the name of a building or office.

>>32783377
Calm down about the German, mate. It's just a quest thread.

> “I have some knowledge. (Is that a Somua S-35? What are Germans doing with a French tank?)

“I have some knowledge.” You don’t want to end up in that French tank. You remember the last time you were in the S35. “Nahuels were a big thing in the home country.” Fuck the S35, holy shit it was cramped in there.

You think that was the first time you ever saw Lisa’s bra-line. Striped bras. What a joke.

Piper smiles, nodding. “Good! We’ll put you in one of the J’s then with the other transfer student and your friend there. Three for now is the minimum, we’re trying to recruit more but so far all we’ve managed to do is pressgang freshmen into the team.”

You nod. “Really?”

“Really,” says Piper. “A lot of the Seniors graduated last year. Which means there’s a bit of a… skill gap.” She shakes her head. “Don’t worry about it. Akiyama!” Yukari perks up, then skips over. “You’re in #12. Take care of him.”

Yukari nods, saluting.

“Right,” says Piper. “Any questions?”

> “Is the Panzer IV J a good tank?” (Fucking S35.)
> “Can we get another tank?” (Goddamn striped bras.)
> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)
> Write in

>>32783421

> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)

We are not subtle

>>32783377

>Complaining about languages
>in what is meant to be a game based on anime
>in what is meant to be a game based on tanks being a school sport

Oh my god, lighten up you epic fucking buzzkill

>>32783421

> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)

>>32783421
>“Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)

>>32783421
>“Is the Panzer IV J a good tank?” (Fucking S35.)

>>32783377
You have to remember, these are japanese people trying to be german.

Also, whats our calander like?

If we want all our old crews to Elite before Konigsberg, I think we need 3-4 sessions, so we may need to ramp up practice (Yes, even with the Ace bonuses)

>>32783377

No one cares about proper use of German

>>32783421
> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)

>>32783421
>> “Is the Panzer IV J a good tank?” (Fucking S35.)
>> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)

Act a bit clueless but ask the real question

>>32783421
> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)

We subterfuge like a WRECKIIIING BALLL. And jeez, Ramirez, why don't you just join forces with Panty Snatcher Lisa, huh?

>>32783418
There are limits, comrade. Shooting your own people in videogames? Fine. Alright. We lost so we are the bad guys. Makes sense.

Let's ignore all those warcrimes for the sake of the thread.

But raping our language? No. That's where I draw the line. I'm not French and expect you to use my language no matter how bad you are at it.

>>32783421
> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)

God damn it, Ramirez. Get your shit together.


>>32783502
No, they are not.

>>32783421
>> “Is the Panzer IV J a good tank?” (Fucking S35.)
>> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)

Were we ever in a S35?

>>32783506
Then don't use it at all. Not like you understand it anyway.

>>32783502
No, that's Black Forest. These people are actually German. Mostly.

>>32783550

It's flavor text for the other readers of the quest, who are predominantly English-speaking for obvious reasons.

>>32783526
I'm British and have to deal with the entirety of each post being written in American English, but you don't see me complaining about it.

Of course, I'm not one of those Brits that gets all pissy every time an American spells 'colour' without a u, my god those people are fucking tedious.

>>32783421
> Write in (...)
Best Ramirez reply right here.

>>32783526
Unfortunately for you German is a stupid, worthless language that you clearly should have retired centuries ago for a superior tongue. Like Swedish.

>>32783564
That's weird, Ramirez pointed out that there are a lot of Japanese girls here.

>>32783580
Because there's such a big difference. Some spelling and the occasional word.

>>32783421
>> “Is the Panzer IV J a good tank?” (Fucking S35.)
>> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?” (Actually, does your boyfriend find striped panties attractive? That could totally be a thing.)

So the match and play style is to look intimidating but in actuality their undermanned partially underfunded and not a lot of experience.

I think that despite all their elite tanks, the only the 5 they use can only be manned, if they plan to go with a whole 20 set (and I hope they do) they'll have to rely on undermann comp.spec and vintage tanks?

>>32783605
I think they might be girls who bailed on Black Forest. The one we met earlier was a crewmate of Miho's who was apparently pissed about how Miho was treated.

>>32783641

What? She never went to Black Forest. She went to elementary school with Miho and just moved to Germany.

>>32783641
wut.
Emi is Miho childhood friends. She just moved back to Germany

>>32783634
And yet they managed to make it this far into the tournament. Something has to be going on here.

>>32783659
Ignore me, then.

>>32783629
Only the occasional word in these posts has been in German.

>>32783685
Nazi space magic?

>>32783421
>"Can we get another tank?"
Using sick meta-gaming strats, we should attempt to pair up with Yukari

>>32783723
No, just regular Kraut space magic

>>32783685
They use a small number of elite crews in elite tanks. They haven't been only using five tanks to be hardcore, that's all they can confidently field.

> “Is the Panzer IV J a good tank?”
> “Do we have a plan for the upcoming match?”

“Sure!” says Piper. “I mean, yeah, the turret traverse has to be done manually… and the turret visor and pistol ports were removed… And a return roller was also removed for the drive train… and the late Panzer III transmission was also adopted… and yeah. But other than that, it’s a perfectly serviceable Panzer.”

You nod. “Okay. Do we have a plan for the match?”

“Not yet,” says Piper. “We tend to save plans for when we know what the Flag panzer is and where will be fighting. Rumor is it might be Belgium. But I imagine that snow is going to be a big hamper on our operations.”

“Really?” you ask.

“Really,” says Piper. “You ever fight in snow with panzers like these?” You shake your head. She doesn’t look or sound German now that you think about it. She actually sounds kind of French. “It’s not fun.”

You nod. “Alright.” Yukari looks a bit skeptical at having to ride around in the Panzer IV J.

Man, what would the Dark Knight series be like if Heath Ledger hadn’t died?

“Right, happy hunting!” says Piper. “We still the practical exercises in an hour. For now it’s just tending to the tanks.”

> Tend to the Panzer IV J. (Holy shit this tank looks bad. The poor thing.)
> Talk to Someone (Ha, funny joke.)
> Check out other tanks.
>> The Elite tanks
>> The Vintage tanks
> Write in

>>32783685
They have only been relying only on their experienced (Elite crews) not to mention their opponents and numbers were sufficient with just these 5.

But now they have to face us in a 20 vs 20 in which we have a tough line up and experienced crews. They can't just rely on those 5 alone

>>32783701
And they literally make no sense at all.

I can't even conceive a way to write such nonsense in English.

>>32783788
> Check out other tanks.
>> The Elite tanks

>>32783788
>> Tend to the Panzer IV J. (Holy shit this tank looks bad. The poor thing.)
> Check out other tanks.
>> The Elite tanks

>>32783788
> Tend to the Panzer IV J. (Holy shit this tank looks bad. The poor thing.)

>>32783788
> Talk to Someone (Ha, funny joke.)
Okay then. Nudge Yukari.

>>32783788
>> Tend to the Panzer IV J. (Holy shit this tank looks bad. The poor thing.)

>>32783788
>Tend to the Panzer IV J. (Holy shit this tank looks bad. The poor thing.)

>>32783788
>> Tend to the Panzer IV J. (Holy shit this tank looks bad. The poor thing.)
>> Check out other tanks.
>>> The Elite tanks

See if we can do both?

>>32783788
> Tend to the Panzer IV J. (Holy shit this tank looks bad. The poor thing.)
Did 4chanx just die on captchas or something? I tried ten before just disabling it.

Why are we tending to the tanks of our upcoming opponent?

Given the limited time we have, wouldn't it be better to do something productive and useful for the team?

>>32783797
Look, if Schteel (despite the name) does not in fact speak German, then it's not particularly unfeasible for him to get things a bit wrong especially for minor details.

If he actually does speak German then yes he probably should've done better.

>>32783788
>Talk to Someone (Ha, funny joke.)
Yukari
Get her to start sperging about the team's tanks.

>>32783788
>> Tend to the Panzer IV J. (Holy shit this tank looks bad. The poor thing.)
>> Check out other tanks.
>>> The Elite tanks

I want to know if they'll be fully manning them

>>32783797
You are getting entirely too mad over something incredibly minor. You should probably go and take a break.

>>32783897
So far we only see Pz IV J, which is poor man's Panzer IV.

Yukari will sad for the Panzer, not sperging.

> Tend to the Panzer IV J. (Holy shit this tank looks bad. The poor thing.)

You don’t know where to start with this poor thing. Jesus Christ. You haven’t seen anything this poorer looking than the bedbug Elmos at Time Square.

You sigh. Figures.

At least this isn’t like having to do the Prez’s laundry. Good thing she hasn’t made you do that yet.

Then again, that would be a good chance to learn what kind of underwear she wears.

Why are you still thinking about underwear? Goddamn it, this is going to be a thing now. You need something to tune it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

There you go.

You’re the best, around. Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!

Georgia keeps taking pictures as Yukari carefully washes down the frontal glacis plate. “Um… Ramirez-san?” You look over at Yukari. She speaks English? That’s a first.

Then again…

“What are you doing here?” she asks.

> “I transferred.” (You’re the best)
> “I’m gathering information. (Around!)
> “I should ask the same thing. (Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!)
> Remain silent
> Write in

>>32784130
>> “I should ask the same thing. (Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!)

>>32784130
> “I should ask the same thing. (Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!)
Don't give anything away just yet.

>>32784130
>> “I should ask the same thing. (Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!)

>>32784130
>“I should ask the same thing. (Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!)"

>>32784130
>> “I should ask the same thing. (Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!)
"seems we have same idea...."

>>32784130

> “I transferred.” (You’re the best)
>> “I should ask the same thing. (Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!)

Keep the cover up you don't know who's listening

>>32784130
>> “I’m gathering information. (Around!)
Other response is too wordy.

>>32784130
>> Write in
Do the loader secret handshake that none of these freshmen knows.

>>32783881
Agreed.

>>32783945
I just want him to stop. I can't even get mad as I am busy murdering my people in Sniper Elite.

He's essentially being Commie Subs. I don't want him to be Commie Subs.

>>32784212
Then maybe you can offer him some help later.

>>32784130
> "Looking at panties."

>>32784130
So, Schteel. If an Elite tank is crewed by newbies then it isn't elite right?

>>32784259
Is GermanSchteel still awake?

>>32784467
The tank is still elite, the crew isn't.

>>32784479

It's been barely 15 minutes, anon.

>>32784523
time sure feel pass quickly on pub match then

> “I should ask the same thing. (Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!)

You say, “What about you?”

Yukari blushes a little, giggling nervously. “Ehehehe… Panzers! I love them!” She throws her arms wide. “So… yes!”

You nod. Okay then.

Holy shit that hair is fluffy.

Goddamn.

…

Holy fuck, you need to touch that hair.

People start brushing past you. Georgia asks, “What’s going on?”

“Commander Blancbois wants a word,” one of them says. You decide to join the crowd for now. You all stand around her in the center of the warehouse.

Piper has her hands folded behind her back, Emi and a few other girls whom assume to be the head honchos around here stand behind her. “Girls. As you know, we are at the last stretch of the tournament. Our next match is against a school, a small one by the name of Lafayette Girls Academy. I have studied their progress, and I note that they will not be as soft as the opponents we have faced so far.

[1/2]

>>32784617
[2/2]

“Thusly, we go from fielding below the minimum, to fielding the absolute maximum we can. Of course, our team is a bit small, some of our panzers may go undermanned.” She snaps her finger. “But we have very competent Officers like Emi, and many of our Seniors are still with us today. I trust that I can rely on each and every one of you to do your best in the match. Because if we lose, the Panzerfahren Abteilung is done for. Our panzers will be sold to museums and collectors, left to rust in some godforsaken warehouse, never to be used again. I will not let that happen.”

She walks over to her tank, a rusty but otherwise imposing King Tiger with a giant antennae sticking out of it. “This is Shaharyar, the Panzerkampfwagen Konigstiger. This tank fought and died in the defense of the Fatherland 70 years ago against the Allies. It does not deserve the fate of having to rust away in a museum like the rest of these tanks. Do you want that for your panzer?”

“No!” everyone but you, Yukari, and Georgia shout.

“Will you let them become slag and rust in some scrapyard!?”

“No!” they all yell again.

“Good!” yells Piper. “The Yankees will go no further! Lafayette Girls Academy is stopped cold, here and now!” Everyone claps and applauds.

You, Yukari, and Georgia are feeling slightly awkward.

Emi slides next to you, smirking. “Something the matter?”

> “No.” (Goddamn it, we need to get out of here)
> “I’m just itching to stick it to those Yankees. (Ahahaha, oh god)
> “Well, I hear LGA is pretty tough.” (Prez, I better get paid for this shit.)
> Write in

>>32784644
>> “I’m just itching to stick it to those Yankees. (Ahahaha, oh god)
AAAAWWWWWKKKWAAAAARRRRRDDD

>>32784644
>> “Well, I hear LGA is pretty tough.” (Prez, I better get paid for this shit.)

>>32784644
>“Well, I hear LGA is pretty tough.” (Prez, I better get paid for this shit.)
We're just worried new faces, nothing suspicious about us.

>>32784644
>>> “Well, I hear LGA is pretty tough.” (Prez, I better get paid for this shit.)

Note to self, tell Trudy to put them on the list for post victory donations next to Ekins.

>>32784644
> “No.” (Goddamn it, we need to get out of here)

>>32784644
> “I’m just itching to stick it to those Yankees. (Ahahaha, oh god)

>>32784682
>>32784689
>>32784752
Don't be so specific, you may as well wave the fucking stars and stripes in her face.

>>32784644
> “Well, I hear LGA is pretty tough.” (Prez, I better get paid for this shit.)
> Pet fluffly head for comfort. We might not be getting out alive, so no regrets!

>>32784644
> “I’m just itching to stick it to those Yankees. (Ahahaha, oh god)

>>32784644
>> Write in

Ruffle fluffy head

>>32784644
>> “No.” (Goddamn it, we need to get out of here)

>>32784644
>> Write in

Isn't Commander Blancbois French?

>>32784752
....we can't help everyone, you know.

>>32784937
Sure we can, because we're not quitters.

> “Well, I hear LGA is pretty tough.” (Prez, I better get paid for this shit.)

You shrug. “LGA is a tough school I hear.” Georgia nods, cringing heavily.

Emi narrows her eyes at you. “Is that so?”

Piper hops down from the King Tiger. “So, what’s the word?”

Emi points to you. “This girl believes LGA to be a tough school.”

“Ah, do you now?” asks Piper. “Well, do not worry. I imagine that LGA will be swept under the rug and will be blown back to Virginia where they all belong, you hear?”

Yukari says, “Well, LGA has a StuG III, and a KV-85, and a Sherman Firefly. Lots of tanks could frontally penetrate yours-“ She pauses. “I mean- Ours!”

Piper scratches her chin. “Really.” Is that some kind of tic? It’s not just Piper, do people really scratch their chin when they think? “… are you sure you’re actually transfer students?”

All the Konigsberg girls stop what they’re doing and look at you, curious.

… oh shit

> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)
> “Well…” (My only regret is that I have but one life to give for my Academy)
> CHEESE IT (SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS)
> Remain silent
> Write in

>>32785021
>> CHEESE IT (SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS)

>>32785021
>> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)
>Glare right back at them

>>32785021
>> CHEESE IT (SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS)
SMOKE BOMB!

>>32784965
there is difference between quitters and realistic.
For now, we barely managed to keep LGA afloat.

>>32785021
>> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)
>Do the Fairless glare don't let them see you squirm

>>32785021
>> CHEESE IT (SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS)
> Write in: POCKET SAND

>>32785021
> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)
>Glare right back at them

Sounds good. And if all else fails we can hijack one of their tanks.

>>32785021
>> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)

Dammit guys, don't lose your shit now

>>32785021
>> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)
>write in
They have their stuff on their website.

>>32785021
>> Write in
"She's from Oorai."
Then
> CHEESE IT (SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS)

>>32785021
>“Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)
Well, maybe not Yukari. Throw her to the Nazis if necessary.

>>32785072
Well we can at least give them some fundraising tips. This is senshado.

>>32785147
So, we're going to get them to start selling nude pictures of Piper?

>>32785021
>> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)
Why do people people spaghetti

>Glare right at them, they have nothing on you

>>32785021
> Write in: sell out Yukari.

>>32785021
Make them listen to a sound only heard when you are drunk.

> Write in
> Laugh (Oh God Georgia. You and Fluffy girl better be digging up all the information as fast as you can!)

Escape Scenario:
> "Black Forest is just gonna buy out your tanks anyway!"
> CHEESE IT (SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS)

>>32785021
>> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)
>Don't give them an inch or reason to suspect you

>>32785021
>> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)

I want to see their tanks!

>>32785204
> "Black Forest is just gonna buy out your tanks anyway!"


nah Perrine will get her hands on them.

>>32785314
Don't make them cry. Or at least make sure Georgina gets pictures of their teary faces.

> “Yes!” (oh god, do you want to find out what they do to spies)

Fuck it. It’s time to channel Senior Class Vice President Bernadette F. Fairless. You give her the greatest stinkeye you can muster. “Yes.” Yukari and Georgia look frightened, and even Emi looks slightly intimidated.

…

Piper laughs. “I like this girl!” She slaps you on the back, snapping you out of your Fairless inspired daze. “Tell you what, what was your name?”

“Ramirez,” you say.

“Ramirez!” Piper wraps her arm around you and starts leading you away, much to the surprise of Emi.

“Um. Commander-“

“Not now,” says Piper. “Listen, Ramirez. I like the cut of your jib. How would you like for you and me to have a beer after practice? We can discuss you becoming a Commander!”

…

You blink. “I’m only 16.”

“Perfect!” Piper grins. “I can show you the great craft beers of Konigsberg! It’ll be like Oktoberfest!”

> “I can’t accept being a Commander.” (Wow, this girl is gullible.)
> “I shouldn’t.” (I’m not me when I’m drunk.)
> “I suppose?” (Stupid idea.)
> Write in

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>>32785314
>Perrine

FINALLY
How long has it been?

g

>>32785380
> “I can’t accept being a Commander.” (Wow, this girl is gullible.)
This quest is gold.

>>32785380
>> “I can’t accept being a Commander.” (Wow, this girl is gullible.)
>> “I shouldn’t.” (I’m not me when I’m drunk.)

>>32785380
>Oktoberfest

>Königsberg
>Oktoberfest

Schteel...

>>32785380

> “I suppose?” (Stupid idea.)

What could go wrong?

>>32785380
>> “I can’t accept being a Commander.” (Wow, this girl is gullible.)
>> “I shouldn’t.” (I’m not me when I’m drunk.)

>>32785380
> “I can’t accept being a Commander.” (Wow, this girl is gullible.)
> “I shouldn’t.” (I’m not me when I’m drunk.)
> “I suppose?” (Stupid idea.)
> "These two as well?" (Might as well get fluffy hair while I'm at it.)

>>32785380
> “I can’t accept being a Commander.” (Wow, this girl is gullible.)
> “I shouldn’t.” (I’m not me when I’m drunk.)

Remember the last time she got drunk?

>>32785380
>“I can’t accept being a Commander.” (Wow, this girl is gullible.)
>“I suppose?” (Stupid idea.)
Rejecting being a commander AND getting drunk would just be too suspicious. So only reject being a commander.

>>32785380
>> “I can’t accept being a Commander.” (Wow, this girl is gullible.)
>> “I shouldn’t.” (I’m not me when I’m drunk.)

>Write In

I don't drink

>>32785380
>> “I shouldn’t.” (I’m not me when I’m drunk.)

>>32785380
>“I can’t accept being a Commander.” (Wow, this girl is gullible.)
> “But one TANKard (Heh, I kill them with my jokes), I suppose?”
> Write in ("Let me talk to my friends first before that.")
Leave the info gathering to Georgia and Fluffy. And they better have an escape plan ready by that time too.

>>32783879
Like putting gravel in the cylinders.

>>32785648
I dunno, but I think espionage is at least tolerated, while actively sabotaging the tanks of your opponents will most certainly get you banned from the tourney

>>32785380
> “I suppose?” (Stupid idea.)

>>32785648
Espionage, too, is tankery. Sabotage and being an utter cunt is not.

> WHY NOT EVERYTHING

“I can’t accept being a Commander. And I shouldn’t be drinking,” you say.

“Ah, come on.” Piper wags her finger at you. “You have what the Americans call SPUNK! And I gather that will translate into better command knowledge!”

Emi slides in between you two. “Actually, Commander. Perhaps she has a point?” She and Piper communicate a bit in German that you don’t particularly recognize. Piper seems non-chalant while Emi takes on a very harsh lecturing tone. Figures, those Japanese and their love for the sport.

Piper says, “Whatever! So, will you or not?”

You shrug. “I suppose.”

“Great! Let’s get to practice then! Break out the Panzerjaegers and the Schwerer panzers! Let’s do this!”


Practice was brutal. Even more brutal than LGA’s. Jesus Christ. Your arms feel like they’re about to fall off. You make an agreement with Georgia and Yukari. They’ll gather what information they can while you go and have drinks with the Commander.

Georgia says, “I’ll email you the details once we’re done!” Yukari nods along with that.

You plant your hair in Yukari’s hair. “Eh?”

Jesus Christ, this is fluffy. Holy crap, it’s like one of those really furry dogs. Wow.


You meet Piper Blancbois outside the warehouse. “So, tell me about yourself, Ramirez! What made you transfer to Konigsberg Academy?”

> “I always loved Germany.” (I don’t know jackshit about Germany.)
> “I liked studying abroad.” (Fuck this shit, I wish I was back in New York.)
> “I dunno.” (That’s probably the most accurate answer.)
> Remain silent
> Write in

>>32785824
>You plant your hair in Yukari’s hair
Fusion time?

>>32785824
> “I liked studying abroad.” (Fuck this shit, I wish I was back in New York.)

>>32785824
>> “I liked studying abroad.” (Fuck this shit, I wish I was back in New York.)
>> “I dunno.” (That’s probably the most accurate answer.)

Rolled 16

>>32785824
>> “I dunno.” (That’s probably the most accurate answer.)

Ramirez being Ramirez

>>32785824
> “I liked studying abroad.” (Fuck this shit, I wish I was back in New York.)

Just vague enough to work.

>>32785824
> Write in
"I earned a scholarship to this academy."
keep feeling the fluffy hair.

>>32785824
>“I liked studying abroad.” (Fuck this shit, I wish I was back in New York.)