>>32815368
Good evening OP.

May we all have the strength to see this through.

>10.10.2
beautiful

>10.10.2

Tumblin' down tumblin' down tumblin' doowwwwn.

Reporting

PERPETUAL PALAU

>>32815368
Coconut pie, I see where you coming from.

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>>32815368
Hey, OP, does cyberbody allows us to get to the top of the bridge columns? We need a good view.

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Good morning.

>>32815390
>>32815391
>10.10.2 mind

>>32815409
Dat sex hair.

Mmmfff

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I Love Palau

>>32815368
>tfw my mom went on a loud-ass tirade with my imouto and I didn't get to have my 11PM pre-FQ nap

I'm running on total empty here. I'll really do anything for you.

>10.10.2

>>32815368
Only the tastiest shitstorms will do, of course.

>>32815455
I understand the benefit of naps, but I'd like to point out that if you *require* them to function from day to day, you're probably in need of a lifestyle adjustment.

>>32815455

Save thread number go to archive

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You excuse yourself from the table and leave the festival grounds. As you pass by one of the open bars, you see Ty Fobbler, champion windsurfer, chatting it up with Yvonne Tamaguld, champion slut.

"The Fobster likes 'em dark," he says, obviously drunk, petting Yvonne's shapely leg. "Back home they call me Fobbler the FOB fucker."

"Ty, I'm married--"

"Ah, that's no problem." He slaps Yvonne on her tits, hard enough to produce an audible thwack, but she just laughs. She runs a forefinger over his chest, smiling. You suppress a shudder and move on.

You head up a dirt path leading from the beach to the restaurant being used for dessert preparation. The dimly lit sign in the parking lot advertises itself as Tommy's Delicatessen. You can the shouting even before you set foot inside.

A sign hung on the door says "closed for Independence Day feast." But it's unlocked, and you poke your head inside. Chefs hurry to and fro in the grimy tiled dining area, clattering glassware and silverware as they rush to fill vendor carts. Beyond the counter, you see into the kitchen, where even more men in chef's tunics work, and where the source of the shouting is. The sounds finally resolve themselves into words:

"Come on you donkeys! Get your act together! This is amateur hour over here!"

You step gingerly through the white blur of activity and into the prep area. Mom is standing in the midst of the chaos like a culinary Rommel, barking orders and insults. She stops a man carrying a tray of desserts.

"What is this?"

"J-just some pies--"

"What the hell did you do to the crusts? Dance a jig on them?"

"I--"

"I wouldn't feed these to my dog! Start over!" She pounds her fist on the tray, knocking it from the man's hands, sending the desserts flying. "Come on, come on!" she claps the back of her hand against her other palm, turning in a semicricle and shouting at the frenzied chefs. "We've got mouths to feed, people! Fuck me..."

[ ] That's enough. Stop this.
[ ] Join in.

>leaving for California in 6 hours
>staying up to read this

I-I can sleep in the car, I don't have to drive...

>>32815520
>Normal sleep schedule
>Fuck Quest
choose one.

>>32815528
[x] Join in.

We Gordon Ramsay now.

>>32815528
>Fuck me...
[ ] Join in

>>32815528
Oh those crazy Lannisters and their whor- *thunk*

[X] Join in.

>>32815528
[X] Join in.

>>32815528
>[x] That's enough. Stop this

>>32815532
let the inner you drive

>>32815528
For Kaa-san.
[X] Join In

>>32815528
>[ ] Join in.

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OP, I have been a Cerisefag since the begining.

My birthday is in 21 minutes and I have no one but all of you to celebrate with.

Please just give me vanilla explosions

>>32815528
[X] Join in.

>Delicatessen
>You can the shouting even before you set foot inside.
You okay?

>>32815528
Join in, there needs to be some special coconut pies

>>32815528
>Fuck me..."
[X ] Join in.

>>32815528
>[X] Join in.

>>32815528
>[X] Join in.
Gotta make mommy happy before we fuck her little girl.

>>32815528
>[x] Join in.
"THIS DICK IS RAW!"

>>32815520
I don't require them, but staying up all night from reading a smut story that gets posted at 2 AM takes a toll on your schedule.

>>32815545
You're definition of *normal* doesn't apply to everyone. All my normalfag business is concluded from the of 2-10PM, leaving me free to enjoy FQ all night long, whilst I sleep all morning.

>>32815528
>[ ] Join in.
SCREAM VERY LOUDLY HOW IT WORKS IN THE SOLILOQUY HOUSEHOLD AND THAT WE CAN ALL GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE

>>32815568
>Cerisefag
No wonder you have nobody to celebrate with.
Happy Birthday, I hope Darkbloom doesn't ruin it for you

>>32815528
Looks like we're going to give em hell with Kaa-san.

>>32815528
>"Back home they call me Fobbler the FOB fucker."

http://youtu.be/SsRxq-G7rmk

>[x] Join in.
Don't knock her hustle.

>>32815608
IF SHE BITES IT MEANS SHE LIKES YOU

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>>32815568
Tonight is the night.

>>32815528
We should rape Yvonne and the Fob Gobbler.

>>32815568
Happy birthday, anon. We won't judge you for being here like your family might.

>>32815599
Did you even read what I was replying to?

>>32815568
>dat pic
You're a /tg/ent, let's all lounge and BEHOLD

>>32815654
Yes, and my response was to illustrate that my current schedule is perfectly normal. So no, I will not 'choose one'. I clearly have and enjoy both.

>>32815528
To be expected of Gay Faggler. I think spancer needs a new mission.

>>32815679
I bet you're great at parties.

>>32815698
I get by. Conversations are smooth, people grasp the concepts I present.

I fail to see how my social graces have anything to do with sleep cycles, naps, or tropical harem shenanigans though.

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>>32815728

>>32815728
Normally when people call someone artistic on 4chan they're joking, but anon I'm serous when I say I think you're artistic.

>>32815772
>artistic
Seems like everyone's a bit tired.

>>32815728
You sound autistic as fuck man, not even the same dude

>>32815368
whelp, i'm gonna fuck up that exam tomorrow i guess
ah well, gotta keep my priorities straight

>>32815785
clearly, not enough naps were had.

>>32815772
That's really nice of you to say to him, anon.

>>32815611
THRUSTERS ENGAGED

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"Alabaster," Mom says, finally noticing you. Her tone is softer, but still tinged with the manic edge of managing a kitchen. "You're supposed to be waiting on the beach."

"I heard you were causing trouble back here."

"Well-- o-of course-- these idiots wouldn't be able to tell a dutch oven from a jelly glaze..."

You smile at her reflexive defensiveness. Then, turning around and cupping your hands over your mouth, you yell: "let's go, assholes! You heard the woman! Work faster!"

Mom blinks. "Do you really think I need your help?" she demands, indignant. "You barely know how to melt chocolate. You're no cook."

"I know how to yell at people. Are there any spare aprons?"

She indicates a hamper in an open closet at the back of the kitchen. You grab an apron and lace up.

Mom marches up and down the aisle between the prep counters and the stoves. Men in tunics stir pots of pie filling and load ovens with trays of unbaked food. They part for her like a beaded curtain as she moves through them.

She dips her finger into a saucepan of brown glaze and samples it. She grimaces. "Why the hell is this so bitter? Do they not have sugar in this godforsaken country?"

"It's because--"

"No excuses!"

A few men rip off their aprons and chef's hats, tossing them on the ground. "We quit," their leader says.

You stop him at the threshold as he tries to leave. His friends hang back to see what happens.

"And where the fuck do you think you're going?" you ask.

"Home. That cunt can't tell me what to do--"

You swing him like a ragdoll, tossing him clear across the kitchen. He collides against a back wall, plaster coming down like snowflakes. He lands in a dazed heap.

"Anyone trying to desert will have to answer to me," you announce.

The young man's friends go bugeyed with fear. They quickly gather their uniforms off the ground, put them on, and return to work.

"Go, go, go!" you shout. "Time is money, and so on!"

Mom, watching this, smiles slyly and bites a fingernail.

If I printed every word short of the breaking of the 4th wall choice indicators, of Fuck Quest and make a book/LN setup out of it. How many pages would it be so far?

Yes

>>32815954
cum/cum pages

>>32815929
>tell a dutch oven from a jelly glaze..."
hehehehe

>>32815954
We'd clear a hundred for sure.

>>32815929
>You swing him like a ragdoll, tossing him clear across the kitchen. He collides against a back wall, plaster coming down like snowflakes. He lands in a dazed heap.
>"Anyone trying to desert will have to answer to me," you announce.

Alpha as fuck.

>>32815954
Depending on how you formatted it, It'd be somewhere between a lot and A LOT.

>>32815929
>Mom, watching this, smiles slyly and bites a fingernail.

I still feel odd about her. I'm all for the sibling incest, but I'm not so down with the mother/son incest.

>>32815929
>"Anyone trying to desert

>http://instantrimshot.com/

>>32815954
I believe we're in the realm of 120k words right now. You can compare that against some well-known novels: http://commonplacebook.com/culture/literature/books/word-count-for-famous-novels/

>>32815954
Somewhere between 380 and 420 depending on formatting.

>>32816002
That was not instant at all.

>>32815929
>these idiots wouldn't be able to tell a dutch oven from a jelly glaze..."

Sounds like a real gas.

>>32816022

yeah the site's inda gone to shit. Classic was better.

>>32816017
>Atlas Shrugged is almost as long as War & Peace

jesuschristhowhorrifying

>>32816017
Sasuga, OP Studios.

>>32816017
We're actually already beyond 160k+ words.

>>32815999

if it's fantasy and I'm not imagining my real mom I'm all for it.

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>>32816079
>FQ is longer than the first two Harry Potter books combined.

>>32816054
"Eventually the question becomes less 'who is John Galt?' and more so, 'When will John Galt shut up?!'"

70. Fucking. Pages. 70 fucking pages the ass hat monologues over radio, spouting Rand's ideas about Objectivism.

>>32815954
I'd now actually like to think of Fuck quest as a novel in setup with lewd illustrations LN Style cut between the important bits.

I can't put my finger on who'd I like to be the artist though.

>>32816107
Eh, the first three weren't all that long.

It's only book four and onwards that it started to get massive.

>>32816054
and 90% of that is Galt's speech

>>32816107
No way.

>>32816135
way

>>32816017
What the percent of lewd?

>>32816120
dahootch is 'murrican, right? he should have a good grasp of english

>>32816107
surprisingly enough it also has has a higher PLOT to plot ratio than the first two harry potter books

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>>32816120
Imizu.
Trust me on this.

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>>32816174
I prefer pic related.

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Mom is not above working alongside her -- employees? minions? slaves? -- and she often stops to show them how to perform a certain technique. She shows one person how to core a pineapple, another how to make a sweet roux.

After your little demonstration of might, the men working the kitchen seem much more receptive to constructive criticism.

It isn't much longer before food that Mom deems serveable begins to leave the kitchen. Carts of pies, pastries, and vats of pudding trickle out, destined for the beach below.

But it turns out the festival-goers are growing restless, and want quicker service.

The front door's bell has been ringing incessantly all night with vendors coming and going, so you can be forgiven for not noticing the arrival of a short, sweating man in an ill-fitting suit: Tommy Remengesau, the President. And, apparently, the owner of Tommy's Delicatessen.

"What is this ruckus?" you hear his nasally voice demanding from out in the dining area. Your blood runs cold. "Why is the party being stalled?"

You crane your head to see him as he approaches the kitchen, his cheap shoes click-click-clacking against the linoleum. "Shit," is all you can say.

"What's the matter?" Mom asks. "That man's been in here before. I sent him away the first time, I can send him away again."

"That's the president," you hiss. "And-- and I may have been involved in pissing him off earlier today."

"Oh, dear. If you want to avoid him, I could always stow you away in the walk-in refrigerator."

>[ ] Let's go.
>[ ] Let's not.

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>>32816174
My brother.

>>32816209
[X] Let's go

>>32816209
>My Mom is a Dessert Chef in the President's Bakery?

>>32816209
>[X] Let's not.
fuck that, probably get locked in and miss fireworks

>>32816209
>>[X] Let's go.

>>32816209
[X] Let's not.

>>32816209
Lets not

>>32816209
>[X] Let's go.

I'll err on the side of caution with this case.

>>32816245
deli*, fuck me

>>32816209
>>[ ] Let's not.
Getting locked away is no fun.

>>32816209
[X] Let's FUCKing go

>>32816209
>[X] Let's not.
We're not afraid.

>>32816209
Trapbaster go! Lets slap the president's shit
>7/6

>>32816209
>[ X] Let's go.
Kaa-San has too little scenes.

>>32816245
OP seems to like setting us up with opportunities for doujin titles.

>>32816209
>[x] Let's not

>>32816209
[x] Let's go

We've met the Alpha quota for the day, we know what happens when we go too far

>>32816209
>>[ ] Let's not.

>>32816209
>[X] Let's not.
This screams trap to me

Looks like standing our ground wins by a bare majority.

>>32816278
And you think storing us away from her in the fridge helps?
Also this: >>32816320

>>32816209
>[x] Let's not

>>32816209
[X] Call Rose!

>>32816209
>[ ] Let's not.
Fuck the police

>>32816334
>And you think storing us away from her in the fridge helps?
If it's with her, sure.

>>32816359
Then you need to work on your reading comprehension.

"Oh, dear. If you want to avoid him, I could always stow you away in the walk-in refrigerator."

>No Kaa-san body heat scene
I just noticed

>>32816367
Fridge was clearly for the possibility of cold play with Kaa-san. Not the annoying British poprock band.

>>32816206
I like his art style but he draws too much rape stuff.

>>32816402
Doubt it. Kaa-san wouldn't want to abandon her minions to their to their own devices. It would just be us getting faint snippets of conversation through the door.

>>32815368
Game of Thrones Season Finale is done downloading and now FUCK Quest is on. I know how I will wait warmly

>>32816209
>"Oh, dear. If you want to avoid him, I could always stow you away in the walk-in refrigerator."

http://youtu.be/k0xamiY6pWI

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>>32816420

>too much rape

>>32816432
see >>32815558

So I was interested in the whole "How many words" discussion, and decided to count them.

Ep 1: 5745
Ep 2: 5766
Ep 3: 8181
Ep 4: 6313
Ep 5: 5832
Ep 6: 8439
IL 1: 3243
Ep 7: 9210
IL 2: 5158
Ep8: 7809
IL 3: 9209
IL 4: 8473
Ep 9: 26478
IL 5: 5617
Ep 10: 49792

Total words: 165265 including choices/what do you dos

>>32816446
Thats some impressive upward scaling.

>>32816446
wut

>>32816446
What about by parts?

>>32816446
>165 265
>Just short of Uncle John's Cabin
Christ a-fucking-live.

>>32816440
Careful with that edge anon, you might cut up the furniture.

>>32816471
I just took the pastebins and threw them into an online word counter by episode.

>>32816478
>Uncle John's Cabin

>>32816446
ep 9 felt alot longer than ep 10

>>32816446
I hope FQ will be known as that quest about a boy and his harem in a tropical paradise that briefly visited the US

>>32816490
>I haven't slept since 2 PM

>>32816478
This makes me beg the question:

If OP Studios is already on this level, why peruse Chemical Engineering as opposed to Modern literature?

>>32816510
Stable income.

>>32816510

Writing a lot isn't particularly hard. The OP's also said that he hates his writing the morning after.

>>32816496
>Ep 10: 49792

And we're not even done yet.

>>32816510
Actual writers don't take modern literature courses. Only tryhard faggots who spend their lives flipping burgers.

>>32816532
>The OP's also said that he hates his writing the morning after.
So, like a writer.

>>32816510
Because there's more to writing a novel than just throwing a lot of words together.

>>32816510
Because ChemE is fucking aces. Also, really? Holy shit, OP.

Fuck, I'd love to be able to write like OP does.

>>32816510
A lot of words doesn't mean they're good words, or publishable words. I do this for fun.

That said, it's gotten way bigger than I expected and I would like to wrap it up. I think these last episodes will be shorter, like the first ones were. When we get out of this arc, there won't be much more left to do. All the pieces will be in place for a finale. Episode 11 for the lead-up and Eps 12/13 for the big climax.

>>32816546
Marketing, mostly.

>>32816578
Then season 2 right... right?

Rolled 7

>>32816578
What about the OVAs?

>>32816510
Chemical engineering looks better on a resume than modern literature. Also, maybe he enjoys what he does and writing smut is a hobby.

>>32816594
FUCK QUEST 2: FAZIL'S FOLLIES

>>32816606
Point taken.

>>32816613
>Not Rise of the Stackleford : Electric Boogaloo

>>32816613
FUCK QUEST 2: CHILDREN OF THE SOLILOQUY

>>32816613

>FAZIL'S FILLIES

>>32816613

Fazil Quest: Yandere Slayer

>>32816594
>Not wanting Yandere Quest as soon as possible

>>32816578
While something like FQ is hardly publishable, your world building and characterization is strong. I recall you'd mentioned other things you'd written that were properly edited, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't damn curious about them.

For 'just fun', your damn good at this sir.

>>32816578
>I think these last episodes will be shorter, like the first ones were.
>I would like to wrap it up.
I feel like a kid who's been told Dad lost his job and that trip to Disney's been cancelled... and some of our college money is going toward paying for the house.

Then again, I also realize this schedule is probably having a slightly negative effect on the rest of his life.

>>32816641
Incest Quest.
Each girl gives birth to a daughter except for whitney who has twins. A girl with her athleticism and lack of brains, and a boy who has allabasters assholeness.

>>32816658
I hope we're not pressuring OP into doing it. If you're burned out from FQ, OP, take a break.

>>32816578
so OP studios, how long a break do you think youll take after this,maybe spend a month or two in the bahamas, drinking fruity drinks and enjoying the sun
or joining some dumb bitchs club and go look for aliens and espers or something

>>32816687
All I can say is this:

There are plans for the future.

That is all I can say.

>>32816676
And except for Vivian. Ha. ;_;

>>32816700
I feel like this is supposed to be OP.

>>32816658
What do people like about yanderes anyway?

>>32816676
>Not Familia Quest

>>32816700
Forgot your trip?

>>32816707
Oh yah... It would be set in the future so maybe darkbloom industries hopefully run by vivian and renee now were working on a way for her to have a child. That way her daughter would also be younger then the MC would be.

>>32816726
>Yandere Quest = Frightening Quest

>>32816728
No, I think that's someone who I emailed with. I have plans for something after FQ. Well, a lot of ideas. We can talk about them when this story is done.

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>>32816725
Really man?

>>32816700
If this is OP then i'm in panic mode. Don't kill my waifu.

>>32816728
see >>32816753

I am not OP.

>>32816676
My god, that's glorious!

>>32816728
OP uses 4chanX. His trip should be automatic like my name.

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>>32816740
You mean we get a choice as to what we do next?

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>>32816740
Wunderbar.

>>32816740
Do you have something set up for donations. Cause I would totally sling some dosh your way for this wonderful ride you have given us.

>>32816744
That sounds horrible.

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>>32816744

>>32816759
I think it would be pretty fun. And getting to see your 6 mothers and 1 father get into antics in the background of your life while trying to lay with your sisters.

>Allys son sleeping with his twin sister for the first time.
>Cerise is heard masturbating in the room over.

>>32816732
>DB industries starts a youth division, giving education, augmentations and regeneration therapy to little orphan girls around the world
>Using their internet, anime and gaming lessons, they are united in one mission: Oniichan GET

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"Forget it," you say. "I'm a bionic science abomination, I'm not afraid of some glorified mayor."

Remengesau steps into the kitchen, looking awfully imperious for a man who barely cracks five feet six. "You!" he says, pointing at Mom. "What is the meaning of this hold-up? Answer me!"

Mom taps her foot. "I told you earlier. This kitchen will not serve subpar food."

"Subpar! I saw a perfectly fine cake in the trash on my way inside! You're a crazy woman--"

"--and we ARE serving now. So what's the problem?"

"It's not quick enough! People do not want five-star service and so on and such like. They just want to eat something. For goodness sake, woman--" he stops, finally noticing you at Mom's side. He pulls his sunglasses down to peer at you over the rims.

"Hello, Mr. President," you say.

He dabs his forehead with a handkerchief. "Young man-- you're wanted by the law, you know?"

"Excuse me?" Mom says, darting her eyes between you and him.

"You and your blonde bimbo girlfriend," Remengesau says. "Public lewdness! You were seen naked on the beach this afternoon. Where is she, boy?"

This is news to you. You have no idea what to say.

"Well?" Remengesau demands. "Do you think you have free rein to just -- parade around, embarrassing elected officials and prancing shamelessly about? Where is she?"

"I--" you stammer. "I-- look over there!"

Remengesau falls for it. He glances to his left. You sweep Mom into your arms and feint past him, hopping on a food cart and riding it like a scooter out of the restaurant.

"Wha--" Mom breathes in shock. You hold the cart by either handle, Mom in between your outstretched arms.

"Hey!" Remengesau calls behind you. "You two get back here! HEY!!"

He chases you on foot, but he can't even begin to match your speed. You're rocketing down the hill toward the beach before he can even make it outside the restaurant.

>>32816816
Stop making me want things that I have no control over damn you!
I choose to believe magic cum is an inheritable trait that magically prevents retard babies.

>>32816821
>Public lewdness!

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I'm gonna sneak into my dad's house to steal a drink. It's fucking 4AM and I'm all outta drank. I really fucking need it right now.

Wish me luck /fq/

>>32816821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiX7GTelTPM&feature=kp
thread theme

>>32816821
>He dabs his forehead with a handkerchief. "Young man-- you're wanted by the law, you know?"
Hoo boy.

>>32816821
Use the rockets in your elbows to give yourself a BOOSTO!

>>32816850
I've been pondering over this idea for about a month now when someone mentioned what you would like from a season 2. And I can't stop pondering about it. Also for anyone wondering why I went with Whitney to have the twins was to have what she said in the beginning about taking two birth controls in case they were twins. Also because she is best girl.

>>32816858
And then you're mistaken for a burglar and shot to death. If something's in the news like that tomorrow, we'll know it's you

>>32816866
>That shit quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOqOlETcRU

>>32816821
CHEESE IT, SMOKEY!

>>32816877
Sound reasoning.

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>>32816880
I win either way brah

>>32816897

It's the fuzz!

>>32816821
So now we have Darkbloom and the law after us. We're so fucked, and not in a good way.

>No posts in 10 minutes
Is everyone dead?

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The cart wheels squeak madly as you careen down the gravel path. The hill is steep and makes for a bumpy ride.

"What are you DOING?" Mom yells, half in a panic. "This is-- I was WORKING back there, you know!"

"They'll be fine without you!" you say. You have to yell to be heard over the wind whipping around you. "You imparted your wisdom to them! They'll be great!"

"You little brat! You and that Mallory skank get in trouble, and I'm the one who has to pay for it!"

"Not at all!" you say. "This way, you get to see people enjoying all your hard work! Isn't that the biggest reward of all?"

Mom glances over her shoulder. "We're going back to the festival?"

"Of course! We have to warn Rose the cops are after her, don't we?"

You reach the bottom of the path, skidding to an abrupt halt in the sand. The cart tips to its side, spilling its contents onto the beach. You pull Mom away, into your embrace, so she doesn't topple over, too. You steady her and set her down on her own two feet again.

"My heart is beating so fast..." she says, clutching at her breast.

"I know," you say. "I can feel it." And you can: your palm on her chest thrums with the rapid thump-thump of her pulse.

"Why-- why do you have to make things so complicated?" Mom demands. "Getting chased by the police... what's gotten into you?"

"Don't be like that. You love it, don't you?"

She wheels around and stares you in eye. She pounds a fist limply against your chest. "That's hardly the point."

"Consider this penance for embarrassing Ms. Carte on stage today, then."

Mom narrows her eyes. You think for a moment she's still mad, so what she says surprises you: "You still call her Ms. Carte?"

"Well, yes--"

"She really wishes you would call her Renee, you know. N--not that I care what she wants, but it's annoying to see someone acting so careless. Especially toward a person they supposedly care about."

"Tell you what. If you're nicer to her, I'll be nicer to her too."

She hugs you. You hug her back.

>>32817056
>"You still call her Ms. Carte?"
Just saying, I'd still call my sensei Ms. [Surname] if I were to be successful in my endeavor.

>>32817056
FUCKING FINALLY I have hated so much how ally still calls her that. Even though she has asked him several times now, and all the other haremites call her renee as well.

>>32817056
d'aww

>>32817056
Kaa-sansei is best girl. It's not even a contest.

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>>32817093

Old habits die hard.

>>32817108
>Kaa-sansei
Darkbloom, stop putting Personality Modules in their non-respective bodies.

>>32817056
>[x] Call her Renee from now on.
Let's make her earn it though. Teasing is fun.

>>32817093
Renee is a weird name.
>We can always call her Denise or D

>>32817137
Not to mention Renee is one letter away from Rene. A common name for men in germany. I'll call her Carte or Sensei till the end.

>>32817137
Renee is not a weird name... Me and my wife are deciding on what to name our unborn daughter. We are between Esther and Renee atm. Also i'm not the other guy with a wife, my wife doesn't read fuckquest, and I have not let her peg me.

>>32817136
>actually loves us despite our magic cum
>completely devoted to our well-being
>that adorable bond with Vivian
>total bro
>best sandwich taste
>likely a fem/a/non
>brought us back from the fucking dead
>earn it

>>32817174
>I have not let her peg me.
you're doing it wrong then

>>32817174
Get to it, m80

IT IS TIME
TO ASK KAA-SAN
WHAT IS HER NAME

>>32817178
Teasingly. Don't you want to see her all huffy and puffy?

>>32817174
Unless you have naming customs involved, look at how common the name is.

>>32817178
>that adorable bond with Vivian
Can she love her if she won't eat her ass?

>>32817194
I'll pass. The closest she is to any fuck quest girl would be Whitney, and that is just because whenever she sees me watching anime she asks me if i'm watching my gay cartoons jokingly.

>>32817178
Everyone loves Ally, anon.
Well okay, I'm uncertain about Rose and Vivian.

>>32817214
We like them because they are uncommon names. Any common name has been ruined for us, like we can't name her something like bridgette cause every bridgette we have met is a bitch. Or how every nichole we know is a slut.

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Unfortunately, you don't beat the fuzz to the beach. Three clean-cut looking men in a police uniforms walk up and down the booths at the festival grounds, showing people a photo of Rose from the President's speech earlier, asking if they've seen her. It won't be long before someone snitches. You hurry to the galley tables with Mom.

You find the girls where you left them, eating some desserts from the kitchen. "Mmff," Whitney groans through a bite of cream cake. "It's sort of-- if your mouth could cum, this is what it would feel like..."

She isn't the only one having an orgasmic reaction to the dessert. Whole swaths of guests at the feast are groaning and moaning as they shovel the sweet morsels down. It's like an orgy minus genitals.

You tap Rose on the shoulder. She turns to face you, as does Whitney and a somewhat revitalized Vivian. Ms. Carte, on the other hand, has her face buried in a newspaper.

"I think it's time for you to go home," you say. "There are some... cops, looking for Rose--"

"Oi!" you hear a douchey voice from behind. Ty Fobbler is pointing at you and your girls, ratting you out to the officers from before. "That's the one, mate! Saw her hangin' out with that mad cunt from the windsailing match, just like I told ya. I knew those dyke whores were up to no good, yeh?"

"Oh, fuck," Whitney says, stumbling to her feet. The trio of officers approach the table sternly.

"This isn't--" Rose slurrs, hiccuping. "This isn't good. We may be... a bit drunk on kava, right now..."

You glance to Whitney. She struggles to support herself against the beachwood table. Vivian watches, worried. Ms. Carte reads on.

>>32817211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Fmk3dUYu8

>>32817265
Fucking gay faggler is going to have his shit pushed in.

>>32817265
God fucking dammit, Fag Gargler.

>>32817265
I'll sock ya in da gob mate, ah swear on me mum!

>>32817265
>Ms. Carte, on the other hand, has her face buried in a newspaper.
>Ms. Carte reads on.

Stealing dad's schtick after Father's Day? It's about Darkbloom, isn't it?

>>32817265
Are we sure thats not our father in drag?

>>32817252
>We like them because they are uncommon names.
Trust me, literally the worse reason to forgo a name. It's a person, not your snowflake trophy project.

At worst, choose a long name (softer syllables) or names that lends itself to a pet name. Inside or outside your family, whatever.

>>32817265
Well then.
>call Spancer for backup
>instruct him "no killing"
>two Terminators saving the day

>>32817265
We can't figth here. We have a promise with our sister to keep.
>[x]Pick up everyone with super strength (Whitney helps) and haul ass

>>32817265

>implying Ally can't carry them all by himself and run to FREEDOM

>>32817252
I plan to name my future daughteru Shana. Simple, short, and pretty. Plus a strong-willed role model to live up to in that name.

>>32817320
Probably still at Gustav's. Strange we haven't seen any of them since we left for the festivities. And just where is the Mr. Soliloquy? I get a feeling that a fuse is already lit, and at the end of it isn't exactly fireworks.

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>>32817320
This.
It's like the exact reason we have him is for this shit.

>>32817265
Just pay the fine goddamnit

Remengesau pushing to make us political prisoners? I say time for a regime change

>>32817265
We are getting our non-existent passports revoked, aren't we? And not one brown girl to show for it.

>>32817397
Outer Haven FQ edition?

>>32817409
7/6 is just a pipe dream anon

>>32817409
We can at least cockblock or NTR that aussie asshole out of his brown girl before we get deported

>>32817409

Whitney is tanned, m80.

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"You guys just get out of here," you say. "Mom, take them home."

Mom nods curtly. She ushers Rose and Vivian away, but Whitney refuses to follow. She stays behind, swaying unsteadily at your side. The officers break into a jog when they see Rose fleeing. You grab a nearby food cart and push it into them. It barrels into them with the force of a mack truck. They fall to their backs like bowling pins.

"Hey! You can't treat the law like that!" Fobbler shouts, also breaking into a jog. "Someone stop those cunts! They're fleeing the scene of a crime!"

Fobbler bends to help the policemen to their feet. Yvonne Tamaguld stands far off to the side, watching with a frightened expression.

Behind you, there's a wild clamor as a few of the braver Palauans at the feast try to halt Mom's advance with the fleeing suspects. Rose kicks one of the men in the nuts; Mom punches another in the face. Even Vivian aids in the escape, latching onto one as he goes windmilling for the trio. She bites him in the calf. He lets out a horrendous shriek and falls to the ground. Murmurs of shock ripple through the crowd.

[ ] Whitney, get out of here. You're drunk and I can handle this.
[ ] You deal with Fobbler. I'll distract the police.
[ ] Custom?

>>32816441
>>32815558
Valar morghulis

>>32817437
>[ ] You deal with Fobbler. I'll distract the police.
harem MC tag team lets go

>>32817437
[X] You deal with Fobbler. I'll distract the police.

>>32817437
>[x] You man the guns, I'll drive.

>>32817437
[x] Tag team them. Double punch the fobbler and then throw him at the police like bowling pins.

>>32817437
>[X] I'll deal with Fobbler, you help them escape.

Time to push his shit in

>>32817437
>[ ] You deal with Fobbler. I'll distract the police.
What do we have to be afraid of? Their entire army consists of 6 men with toy guns

>>32817437
>[x] Whitney, get out of here. You're drunk and I can handle this.

go Go GO!


>Yvonne Tamaguld stands far off to the side, watching with a frightened expression.
Like a brown slutty Moemura.

>>32817437
>[x] You deal with Fobbler. I'll distract the police.
time for BOOSTO

>>32817437
>[x] Foodfight! Escape while everyone is distracted.

>>32817437
[X] Test our augmented strength on Fobbler

>>32817437
[x] BOOSTO

>>32817437

waitaminnit, whitney's robofied now, shouldn't she have some kind of system cleanse or something? Cleanse herself of toxins and whatnot? Last I checked, alcohol was technically a toxin, soooo...

>>32817477
FUCK I PICKED THE WRONG THING
>[XXXX] You deal with Fobbler. I'll distract the police.

>>32817480
this

>>32817474
This. Whitney won't let us on our own anyway, she made herself into a cyborg to protect us.

>>32817437
[X] You deal with Fobbler. I'll distract the police.
Time for some double action.

Think about this for a second guys, she's drunk and probably won't be able to hold back unless like >>32817486

>>32817480
I like this

>>32817437
[x]Grab a table or two and upend 'em, mom's desserts blinding the pursuers. Include as much meringue as necessary.

>>32817431
Used goods? No thanks.

>>32817437
>thatescalatedquickly.meme
>[x] Custom?

>>32817480
>>32817480
>>32817480
>>32817480
Please! Make up for missed opportunity!

What was that about crying spell? Maybe Rose's unknown power can affect others and not just us.

>>32817480
SHIT, THIS

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>>32817480
>>32817500

>>32817437
>[ ] Custom?
WHITNEY GET A CAR
WE WON'T NEED IT BUT THEY NEED TO SEE US DROWN

>>32817480
Foodfight but make sure to give gay faggler a taste of ROBO RAGE.

Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HHkJH_0leU

>>32817480
This please.

>>32817437
Missed out on food fight once, so this >>32817480 will make up for it at least.
>[x] Foodfight!

Whitney can have dibs on fagglerd.

>>32817437
>[X] Custom?

A chicken in every pot, and PIE IN EVERY FACE!

>>32817437
>protecting the one-time
We need a new Ausie, this one's a fucking disgrace.

CUSTOM: RALLY THE CROWD

>>32817480
this

>>32817480
VOTING

>>32817437
>many Palauans
>police
>not so much of a final boss (Fobbler)
How about an overwhelming odds battle back-to-back with Whitney, where banter is traded and marriage proposals pop up?
Like Pirates of the Caribbean.

Did Renee use Newspaper Active Camouflage so that she doesn't have to flee with us?

>>32817578
Seems so.

I approve of the stealth approach.

Fuck me, my internet decided to die on me today of all days. At least it came back up before the fireworks.

>>32817598
Yeah. I also had to reset the router. Fuck you god. Tonight's the night.

>>32817265
>Oh, fuck," Whitney says, stumbling to her feet. The trio of officers approach the table sternly.
>"This isn't--" Rose slurrs, hiccuping. "This isn't good. We may be... a bit drunk on kava, right now...


This isn't how kava works

>>32817437
> [x] custom
looks like it's time to use THAT.

>>32817610
>tonight's the night

How long have we been saying that?

>>32817628
Too long. That's for sure.

>>32817437
Whitney should deal with Fobbler the cock Gobbler

>>32817639
But this time it's real. Tonight is the god damn night.

>>32817628
eh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KKd0kE_21M

>>32817655
>implying

So what are highly unlikely plot twists?

>Miss Palau married to Darkbloom but purely for muh politics
>Fobbler is a cyborg
>Renee betrays us
>Cerise MEANWHILE assaulted/replaced by a Cerise-tan, Original Cerise becomes Peach waiting in a castle
>Dad is actually not relevant to the story

>>32817672
>Cerise MEANWHILE assaulted/replaced by a Cerise-tan, Original Cerise becomes Peach waiting in a castle

I would be so mad, but laughing so hard.

Don't give OP any ideas.

>>32817672
>fazil was a darkbloom plant to get cerise sample

>>32817672
>Dad is actually not relevant to the story
Don't joke like that

>>32817672
>Cerise and Renee make a youtube channel to deal SCIENCE to the Internet, along with entertainment reviews

>>32817672
Slightly changed from last thread:
>after we died, we were placed in stasis and the entire Palau arc is a figment of our imagination, rendering FIREWORKS, CyberBaster, and TENDERNESS a lie.

>>32817672
>Dad is actually not relevant to the story

FQOP already confirmed otherwise.

Wait hold the fucking phone.

If we're already starting this shitstorm, then that means we'll be on the run from the cops before the fireworks scene.

Nigga, please don't do this.

>>32817672
>Renee betraying us
It's more likely Gustav will, considering we keep breaking his stuff and causing problems.

>>32817703
Cerise isn't here with us. She is waiting for us at the bridge most likely. So after we deal with faggler and friends we are going to meet up while everyone else goes home. Except whitney follows us and watches us and masturbates to us mirroring the first scene.

>>32817703
>fireworks is actually Cerise coming to save the day, popping caps into cops with flare guns blazing

I know that's now how guns work, but let me.

>>32817728
I kind of miss raging at Alabaster for fucking up Gustav's shit.

>>32817703
we'll resolve it somehow
how late is it btw? how much time to the fireworks?
maybe we could have whitney start the fireworks for distraction in like half an hour or so while we look for cerise

>>32817672
>We completely miss the fireworks

>>32817771
>Cerise watching them alone, with Céline Dion's All By Myself playing in the background

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The four men -- Fobbler and the police officers -- step forward in unison to confront you and Whitney. Fobbler stands at the rear of the formation, almost as if shielding himself.

You'd rather not get into a direct altercation with the police if it can be avoided. So you take a pie tin from the tabletop and launch it across the cabana. In the most loudest, most obnoxious voice you can manage, you shout: "foooood fiiiiiight!!!"

Pandemonium breaks out. Plates, cups, and portions of food launch like military ordnance in all directions, almost as if they're launching themselves. Men, women, and children shout and squeal with laughter as the feast quickly devolves into an orgy of food-based violence. The fight makes the air opaque with blurs of motion, so much so that you can barely see even three feet in front of you.

Whitney uses the chaos to flank the harried officers and approach Fobbler. But she doesn't get to pounce him. Instead, literally as if from nowhere, Rose appears, sneaking up behind him. She whangs the aussie cunt across the back of his head with what looks like a wrench.

"Knock boots in the free world!" Rose shouts, caught in throes of sadistic ecstasy. "Whoooo!"

Fobbler stumbles forward, injured but not downed. Whitney is briefly stunned by the turn of events, but follows Rose's attack with a knee to Fobbler's chin, flooring him.

"You FUCKIN' bitch!" he cries, voice choked. He tries to stand. Whitney kicks him in the kidney. He howls in pain.

"Stay down!" Whitney says.

"Ty--!" Yvonne calls. She dashes through the madness, getting beaned with pies and cake and bits of cream, swatting uselessly at the air to shield herself.

Damn it, gotta call it here tonight.
To my brothers - DON'T FUCK UP
To OP - godspeed

>>32817797
>"Ty--!" Yvonne calls. She dashes through the madness, getting beaned with pies and cake and bits of cream, swatting uselessly at the air to shield herself.
We Baywatch now?

>>32817797
Shit, am I too late for the party?

>>32817797
fuck yeah

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>>32817799
Don't worry.

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>>32817799
>To my brothers - DON'T FUCK UP

I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you.

>>32817797
Is Rose drunk. I like drunk Rose.

I want sex with sadistic drunk Rose.

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>>32817797
IT HAS HAPPENED


>most loudest
>OP, I...

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Meanwhile, you pivot and sway and otherwise do your best to avoid the nasty-looking business ends of police tazers as the three officers surround you. "There's been a misunderstanding," you insist over the din of the foodfight. "Let's talk about this-- hey!" They lunge and try to subdue you anyway.

It's into this insanity that Tommy Remengesau enters. He perches himself at the edge of the raging battle, hands on hips, and bellows: "stop!! I bid you, stop! What is the meaning of this?"

But no one listens.

Rose and Whitney sweep the legs out from two of the officers corralling you. So much for not assaulting them directly. You grab the girls, one on each arm, and march them away. The third officer begins to give chase, but seems torn between pursuing you and rendering aid to his downed comrades. Yvonne's sniveling seems to clinch it. He pulls his walkie-talkie out of his holster and calls for medical assistance.

You step with Whitney and Rose over Fobbler's prone form, fleeing the scene. Yvonne cries, hunched over him, alternating between "you poor man!" and "my poor clothes..."

You leave the festival grounds, passing by Remengesau. "You three!" he demands. "Stop right this instant! You-- you devils have ruined everything! You filthy American brats-- you think you can do whatever you want--"

"Shut the fuck up, President Assmunch," Whitney says, sticking her tongue out as the three of you pass. Remengesau blanches and turns purple with rage. Being the ugly American never felt so good.

>>32817820
>We Baywatch now?
If you don't agree that ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJLpFcvlR3I)) is one of the milestones of television music you are objectively and forever wrong.

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>>32817851
>"Shut the fuck up, President Assmunch," Whitney says, sticking her tongue out as the three of you pass. Remengesau blanches and turns purple with rage. Being the ugly American never felt so good.

>>32817851
>president assmunch

Brace for BASED WHITNEY posts

>>32817851
>"Shut the fuck up, President Assmunch,"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

>>32817851
>"Shut the fuck up, President Assmunch," Whitney says
Fucking perfect

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>>32817851

>>32817851
USA
USA
USA

EG FOR TI4
ARMSTRONG 2016
GIVE US THE OIL

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

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>>32817851

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>>32817851
>Rose and Whitney sweep the legs out from two of the officers corralling you.

We Cobra Kai, now.

>President Assmuch

>>32817893
>EG FOR TI4

:^)

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You see Rose and Whitney off, handing them over to Mom's care in the lot where Gustav's pickup is parked. Rose and Whitney pile into the truck bed. Mom sits in the driver's seat with Vivian beside her.

"What about Renee?" Mom asks.

"She's back at the festival. I don't think the police were looking for her, so she'll be fine. I'll bring her back later on."

"You're not coming?" Vivian asks, concerned.

"I told Cerise I'd meet her at the bridge." You peer into the idling truck, checking the time on the radio clock. "--I told her I'd meet her ten minutes ago, in fact..."

"What about those fascist pigs?" Rose asks. "They'll be out for blood now. You can't be seen wandering around--"

"Don't worry about it. They won't be over by the bridge. They'll be too busy dealing with that food fight we started..."

"Oh good lord," Mom says. "Another food fight? You're incorrigible."

All you can do is rub the back of your head and laugh awkwardly.

"Well then," Mom says. "If you're so sure-- you'd better not keep Cerise waiting, huh?"

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>>32817920
The time has come.

>>32817920
fuck man i shouldn't be this nervous

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>>32817920

>>32817920
i-is it actually happening?

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>>32817920
>better not keep Cerise waiting, huh

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>>32817920
its gonna be biblical

My older sister can't be this tight anime will be airing! finally!

>>32817920
It's Time!

>>32817920
>All you can do is rub the back of your head and laugh awkwardly.

Just like my Chinese cartoons.

>"Well then," Mom says. "If you're so sure-- you'd better not keep Cerise waiting, huh?"

OP's will be done.

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>>32817920
is it

IS IT ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN TONIGHT?