>>32840627

Things were not happening previously?

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Threadly reminder to stop /u/ AT ALL COSTS.

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>>32840627

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>>32840690

But first, something I've been meaning to continue.

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>>32840795

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>>32840795
OOOH YESSS MORE /u/

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>>32840795
I love you

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>>32840795
Righteous

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>>32840795
YESSSS
IT IS TIME

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>>32840795
This is gonna be good.

On this day:

Two months ago:
>Ryuuko whomps on Gama in the Naturals Election tournament
>Uzu jobs to Nagita
>Mom crashes the Ryuuko/Nagita final

One month ago:
>Devas and Mako get #rekt in training by Ryuuko
>Ryuuko gives a motivational speech
>SWAT team assembles and departs for the academy

Today's predictions:
>[What-if-what-if intensifies]
>Sisters totally don't wake up in the rapecage
>The Hangover: Kamui edition
>Purely platonic love everywhere
>no bully

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>>32841232
>no bully

"Lovers!", you cut Satsuki off.

"We can't tell them we're sisters, so let's have some fun.", you quickly tell her telepathically.

Satsuki glances at you, then back at the other Satsuki and her Devas, who are looking at you, wide-eyed. Suddenly, she pulls you in close to her body.

"Yes, that's right. Matoi Ryuuko is my bride." She sure got into it quick. Why are you the bride, though?

The other Satsuki chokes on her tea. Nonon's face color matches that of the couch she's lounging on, and she almost falls to the floor. Gamagoori's jaw drops dangerously low. All the while, Inumuta is typing away with interest.

"UNACCEPTABLE!", Gamagoori calls out, having adjusted his jaw.

"...Is that... really so?", the other Satsuki asks, coughing. She regains her composure. "Well... I will not judge you."

You expected a more extreme reaction, to be honest.

You got it from Nonon, at least. "NANI SORE?! How can you say that?! They're... they're..."

"Different. You cannot really compare them to me and this timeline's Matoi Ryuuko. There are many things that could be different in their relationship."

Having heard this level-headed reasoning, Gamagoori and Nonon settle down somewhat. Still, this isn't what you were hoping to achieve by this. Perhaps...

[ ] Our timelines are not all that different, so this must mean you have the hots for this Ryuuko
[ ] Drop the act

>>32841312

>[x] Our timelines are not all that different, so this must mean you have the hots for this Ryuuko

>>32841312
>[ ] Our timelines are not all that different, so this must mean you have the hots for this Ryuuko


WE MUST PRES ON.

>>32841312
>[ ] Our timelines are not all that different, so this must mean you have the hots for this Ryuuko

>>32841312
>[ ] Our timelines are not all that different, so this must mean you have the hots for this Ryuuko
LET'S SEE HOW FAR WE CAN GO

>>32841325
>>32841331
>>32841335
>>32841342

>>32841312
>[ ] Our timelines are not all that different, so this must mean you have the hots for this Ryuuko

>All the while, Inumuta is typing away with interest.
>[typing intensifies]

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>>32841271
Do these look like the faces of bullies to you?

>>32841312
>[x] Our timelines are not all that different, so this must mean you have the hots for this Ryuuko

>>32841312
>[x] Our timelines are not all that different, so this must mean you have the hots for this Ryuuko

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>32841312
I'm thinking both Satsukis got into it a little too quickly there.

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>>32841312
>"Lovers!"
Snerk---

>we get Satsuki in on it
OH GOD MY FUCKING SIDES

[X] Our timelines are not all that different, so this must mean you have the hots for this Ryuuko
BWAHAHAHAHA

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>>32841312
Oh my sides.

>>32841344
She didn't need that tea.

>>32841312

>Why are you the bride, though?

Because you changed your name, dummy.

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>>32841657
This. Should've introduced her as Kiryuuin Ryuuko, it wouldn't even be lying.

>>32841312
"Well... judging by what I've seen so far, our timelines are not all that different, you know. That must mean... you have the hots for the other me, don't you?" You put on your best seductive smile.

Nonon and Gamagoori give you death glares. Meanwhile, the other Satsuki clutches her cup so hard it starts to crack.

"...What are you implying, Matoi?"

"Implying? I'm not implying anything. I flat out said it. I bet you would really like to see me with my Kamui active..." You raise your hand with the glove on it.

The cup shatters. The other Satsuki gets up, and storms off to her quarters without a word.

"Huh?", you and Nonon utter.

Wait, does she really...? You were just joking around. You look at Satsuki questioningly.

"I suppose our timelines really are different, after all.", she says.

Suddenly, the elevator arrives, and Sanageyama steps out.

"...Did I miss something?", he asks, having assessed the situation.

[ ] Go after the other Satsuki
[ ] Talk to the Devas
[ ] Go look for the other you

>>32841857
>[ ] Go after the other Satsuki
We were just kidding@

>>32841857
>[x] Go after the other Satsuki

>>32841857
>[ ] Go after the other Satsuki

>>32841857
Satsuki

>>32841857
>[ ] Go after the other Satsuki

>>32841873
>>32841891
>>32841893
>>32841903
>>32841904

>>32841857
>[x] Go after the other Satsuki
Confession is the first step. We won't judge.

>>32841857
>Wait, does she really...? You were just joking around. You look at Satsuki questioningly.
CANT BREATHE OH GOD

....Okay, I think I'm-
>Suddenly, the elevator arrives, and Sanageyama steps out.

>"...Did I miss something?"

OH GOD

Man, things are going to get really awkward when Satsuki and Ryuko show up from the universe where they really are lovers.

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>>32841992

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>>32841992
>ryuko's fw everyone is trying to get into her pants

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>>32842028
>everyone trying to get in her pants
>even her shirt

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>>32841992
>Satsuki and Ryuko show up from the universe where they really are lovers.

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>>32842051

"lapels"

>>32842051
But that's unfashionable.

>>32842060
>a transdimensional portal opens and dump out two skeletons

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>>32842051
Especially her shirt.

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>>32842066
l-lewd

>>32842067
not in the universe he comes from

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>>32842051
Especially her shirt

>>32842132

Damn you, moonrunes.

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>>32842132
>one_hell_of_a_hickey.jpg

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>>32842160
He gave her a hickey essentially.

I have no idea what this one says though.

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Poor alternative Satsuki.

>>32841857
You should probably talk to her. You head towards the door she passed through.

Gamagoori immediately moves in to block your path. "Beyond this point are Lady Satsuki's private quarters."

"I know, I live here.", you respond. "Well, maybe not specifically here. Outta my way."

"I refuse!", Gamagoori says. "You insulted Lady Satsuki with your vile insinuations! I will not allow you to disturb her any further! Turn back now, Matoi!"

"Or what?", you ask.

"Or else... you will be disciplined!", he exclaims. "Three-Star Ultima Uniform: Shackle Regalia!"

You sigh, and glance over to Satsuki. She doesn't seem eager to help you, or follow you. Fair's fair. You did cause this mess yourself, after all.

"Have you forgotten what happened to Sanageyama several minutes ago?", you ask.

"I have not! If you think you will pierce my uniform's armor with an attack like that, you are gravely mistaken!"

[ ] Prove him wrong
[ ] Tip him over

>>32842285
>[ ] Tip him over

>>32842285
>[x] Tip him over
Why do they always choose the hard way?

>>32842281
>An alternate universe where molestation is viewed as good parenting and Ragyo didn't molest Satsuki

>>32842285
>[x] Tip him over

>>32842285
>[ ] Tip him over

>>32842285
>[x] Tip him over
Oh my god

>>32842304
>>32842307
>>32842311
>>32842319
>>32842325

>>32842309
>Ryuuko retires a billionaire at age 17 on nothing but stolen lunch money

>There's an alternate universe where Ryuuko died instead of Senk
>Another where they both died
>But no one where both survive because Imaishi's Curse transcend the universes

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>>32842457
...but then you have Satsuki with the guilt (Though not survivor's).

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>>32842425
One were they both die is alright, I hate Imaishi's survivor's guilt fixation.

>>32842425
Clearly you didn't saw Based OP's small preview in the last AQ quest right after we pumped the football.

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>>32842425
Actually, anon, every universe exists.
Even the one where you live together with you're waifu forever

>>32842490
You mean there is another me who is desecrating her on a regular basis? He must be stopped.

>>32842485
>Anaru Quest Rebuild
>Imaishi's in charge of it
>Anaru, Fate and Senketsu die
>Nui kill herself
>Ryuuko is stuck in coma forever
>Satsuki becomes a hobo

>>32842490
That means there's one where your parents are Best Dad and Best Mom.

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>>32842536
well that backfired

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>>32842545
these two?

>>32842285
"Sure, whatever."

You walk up to Gamagoori, and flick him in the nose area. He falls over with a thud. The "attack" didn't yield him enough energy to transform into Scourge Regalia, leaving him sprawling on the floor, unable to get up. You walk past him, and towards the door.

"What's the meaning of this, Matoi?! Fight me seriously!"

The other three Devas struggle to hold back laughter.

"You wouldn't like that.", you say as you open the door.

"Don't rile her up any further, Ryuuko. We might need her help.", you hear Satsuki's voice in your head.

"Don't worry, I don't intend to."

You close the door behind you. Much like in your timeline, a hallway separates the Student Council chambers from the private quarters. Difference is, there is only one door in the back.

The other Satsuki is in here, sitting on a throne, facing away from you.

"What do you want?", she asks. "The two of you have caused me enough shame today."

[ ] Keep at it
[ ] Drop the act
[ ] Drop the act, tell her you're sisters

>>32842589
>Now, wear that kamui dear.
>Mom, I'm not a girl, I don't wear skir--
>Get in the fucking kamui, Anon. Or I'm putting convenient-love-interest in it.

>>32842609
>[ ] Drop the act, tell her you're sisters

>>32842609
>[x] Keep at it

As long as we aren't dicks about it.

>>32842609
>[ ] Drop the act

>>32842609
>[ ] Drop the act

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>>32842631

>>32842609
Drop the act, tell he you're sisters.

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>>32842589
>how to be a great parent
>no Medusa
Shit son what are you doing?

>>32842609
>[ ] Drop the act

>>32842609
>[x] Drop the act

>>32842609
>[x] Drop the act

>>32842609
>[] Drop the act

>>32842638
>>32842639
>>32842662
>>32842668
>>32842671

>>32842609
>No kiss her option.

That's enough for now, time to get to the actual point of this thread.

>>32842685

That would probably be "keep it up".

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>>32842691

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>>32842691
But I was having fun OP! Dammit, I"ll get you for this, mark my words!

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>>32842691
Yep, time to wake up with a kiss from Satsuki.

>>32842685
>no trying to talk her into making a Ryuuko sandwich

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>>32842826
>"I'll have one, and I w'll bring the mayo."

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>>32842857
>will
>"This sandwich is too much for one hand, Nui, be a dear and help mother out, will you?"

You slowly open your eyes. You're in a comfortable bed, and Satsuki is close, so very close. It was real, after all. You feel like jumping in joy, but that would spoil the moment, and you don't really feel like leaving the bed.

Satsuki is still asleep, and so are the Kamui. Why would you not sleep some more? You close your eyes again.

You feel something soft briefly press against your forehead. Something moves on the bed, and it gets cold. After a while, it gets warm again. Good.

-----------------------

Your head is killing you, is what you would like to say, but you don't have a head. What happened yesterday? The last thing you clearly remember is Ryuuko putting you into the tub. After that, it feels like a blur.

You open your eye. This isn't Ryuuko's room. It's similar, though. Hanging next to you, you see Junketsu, asleep. In the bed, you see...

Ryuuko and Satsuki, asleep, and locked in an embrace.

This is new. Well, they're sisters. Wait, do sisters normally sleep together at this age, with this little clothes on? You're no expert, you're a shirt.

Perhaps it's time to...

[ ] PANIC
[ ] Wake up Junketsu, and PANIC together
[ ] Remain perfectly calm

>>32843272
>[ ] Wake up Junketsu, and PANIC together
Silly clothes

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>>32843272
>[ ] Wake up Junketsu, and PANIC together

>>32843272
>[x] Remain perfectly calm

We're too hung-over to panic.

>>32843272
>Wake up Junketsu, and PANIC together

>>32843272
>[ ] Wake up Junketsu, and PANIC together

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>>32843272
>[x] Wake up Junketsu, and PANIC together
>mfw Senketsu pov

>>32843306
>>32843311
>>32843318
>>32843322
>>32843330

>>32843272
>Something moves on the bed, and it gets cold.
I PANIC here.

>>32843347
sisters are still 2tired4panic

>>32843357
Something or someone is in the bed with them.
Money is on Nonon, Mako, Nui or Spider Ragyo.

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>>32843272
>You feel something soft briefly press against your forehead. Something moves on the bed, and it gets cold. After a while, it gets warm again. Good.

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>>32843343
>wake up Junketsu
>"Hey Sam, do human sisters normally sleep like that?"
>"Dammit Jim, I'm a shirt, not a human expert."

>>32843413

Technically, Junk and Senk are also both skirts. They're... shkirts?

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>>32843427
tough crowd

>>32843272
>[x] Wake up Junketsu, and PANIC together

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>>32843501

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>>32843413
HEH

>>32843407
Have you considered the possibility that Satsuki got up for a moment, and went back to sleep?
Crazy, right?

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>>32843561
>have you considered the possibility that something nice will happen?
have you considered where we are?

>>32843561

Paranoia is the wind beneath our wings.

>>32843407
If it's Nui that'd be fucking nuts
I'd say she's entitled to join just because she managed to swing that

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>>32843472
Well why don't you try softening them up.

>>32843561
No, only crazy theories in this dojo!

>>32843272
Perhaps you should consult Junketsu first. You nudge him with your sleeve. He slowly opens his eyes, and immediately squints.

"...The light is too loud."

He glances at you.

"...You're looking at me too loudly."

He turns his attention to the bed.

"...The ambiguously lesbian sisters are cuddling too loudly."

He closes his eyes. You would panic, but he's right. Panicking is too loud. You need sleep.

--------------------

By the time you're fully rested, it's past noon. Not that it bothers you. If you were actually needed anywhere, you'd have people banging on your door.

Satsuki wakes up around the same time, sparing you the dilemma of letting her sleep, or waking her up.

"Good morning, Ryuuko.", she says, smiling.

"...Mornin', Satsuki." You sit up, and yawn. You notice that the Kamui are still asleep. "What's up with those two?"

"I think we should let them sleep. It's our fault they ended up this way, after all." Satsuki gets up from the bed.

Leaving the Kamui to their rest, you leave the room, and prepare for the day. Or what's left of the day, at least.

Surely, an additional hour is enough for those two? You don't want to spend all day in here.

[ ] Check on them
[ ] Wait some more, talk to Satsuki

>>32843961
Yes, that's me.

>>32843961
>[x] Wait some more, talk to Satsuki

let 'em sleep

>>32843961
Wait some more

>>32843961
>[x] Check on them
Junketsu is fucking trashed to be talking about his lady in that manner.

>>32843961
>>[ ] Check on them

>>32843961
[] Check on them

>>32843961
Talk with satsuki

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>>32843961
>"...The ambiguously lesbian sisters are cuddling too loudly."

>>32843961

>JDrunketsu.
>All of him

I think I nearly cried laughing so hard.

>[x] Check on them

>>32843961
>[x]Wait some more, talk to Satsuki

>>32843961
>Check on them

>>32843961
Oh Christ, my sides.

>[ ] Wait some more, talk to Satsuki
"What do we do today then?"

>>32843995
>>32844001
>>32844004
>>32844025
>>32844041

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>>32843961
>"...The light is too loud."
>"...You're looking at me too loudly."
>"...The ambiguously lesbian sisters are cuddling too loudly."
Duuuuude

>>32844043
You were to slow. you owe me 1 ambiguous lesbian sisters pic now.[/spoiler}

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>>32844077
>to
>}
For that post, you're getting Jewuuko

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>>32844077
>"Do you wanna kick his ass first?"
"Please."

>>32844116
Oh god I really fucked that post up didn't I.

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>>32843961

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>>32844157
nice

>>32844157
That was fast

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>>32844157

I don't think I'll be able to find my sides after this one

>>32844157
This art-style looks vaguely familiar but still a neat pic, good work

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>>32844157
And I was going to say this needs to drawn.
And it was.
Our god is truly a great one.

>>32844236
It's Flex Plexico, the person who drew shit in Crips quest.

As it turns out, I won't be able to continue at the moment.
Maybe later tonight, but most likely tomorrow. Sorry for that.

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>>32844453
We can play the waiting game.
Have fun doing what you do.

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>>32844453

Rodg-O, OP. It was worth it for the Drunketsus.

Commence not using up the thread but remembering to bump occasionally.

>>32844492
>genderbent gamako
This is now my new favorite thing

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>>32844550
It's a good thing.

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>>32844157
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Sides. Orbit.

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>>32840627
>>32842691

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>>32844157
And after the last thread, I think this would make a good crop to add too.

And I'm out, see ya'll tomorrow.

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spoilered for 2spooky

Thread shall live forever.

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So far no rainbows.

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>>32851016

Somebody say rainbow?

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>>32852519
no rainbows here

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>>32848664
Jesus Christ, how horrifying

>>32842609
"I wanted to say I'm sorry.", you say. "I didn't mean to upset you."

"...Matoi Ryuuko, admitting she's wrong about something? You really are different."

"Also, Satsuki and I aren't really lovers. We're just good friends. We were joking around." It doesn't feel right to say, but you suppose it's closer to truth.

"Joking... around?" She doesn't seem angry, rather... disappointed? "So, you don't feel strongly about her in any way?"

That's pushing it.

[ ] I love her like a sister
[ ] She's my best friend

>>32855213
I guess it's not really a favorable hour for continuing this.
Well, at least I bumped the thread.

>>32855213
[x] I love her like a sister

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>>32855213
>[ ] I love her like a sister

>>32855512
>>32855622
I gotta leave for a bit, so I'll continue later

>>32855213
>[X] I love her like a sister
>>32855821
Okay.

>>32855821
You're surprisingly early today.

>>32855213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qyR2n47Zdj

>>32855213
>[X] I love her like a sister
...We didn't say that we are sisters why?
Did we not want to make her sad that it it isn't an option or something?

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>>32856766
probably to not risk messing up the timeline too much. Or maybe they aren't even sisters here. WHO KNOWS?

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>>32856766
We don't wanna blow up little ol' Satsuki's mind just yet.

>>32856060
Neat.

>>32855213
"I do love her. Just... not like that. We've known each other for eight years, and we've been through a lot together. She's like a sister to me.", you say.

"...Eight years?"

"Yeah. We met by chance in elementary school, and she ended up recruiting me for her plan. Lots of things happened since then."

"I see. Like a sister, huh?" She goes silent. Looks like she's lost in thought.

Come to think of it, you and Satsuki have said a fair bit about your timeline, but you know barely anything about this one.

[ ] Ask her some questions
[ ] Maybe later

Will be posting rather irregularly, a bit busy.

>>32857438
>[X] Maybe later
We can ask the Devas for info. Poor Satsuki had her mind blown, let's let her recover.

>>32856810
>Gyaru Mako

I am now maximally erect.

>>32857438
>[x] Ask her some questions
I mean, who knows how long we're gonna be here, might as well get to know... ourselves?

Rolled 2

>>32857448
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>>32857795
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>>32857438
"So, uh, could you tell me a bit about this timeline?", you ask.

"I think we should cross-reference the events from our worlds, actually.", the other Satsuki says. "To start with, how much do you know about Satsuki's goals?"

"Everything.", you respond without hesitation. "And I am fully committed to them." Technically, they're your goals, as well.

"I see. Then, you know of Kiryuuin Ragyou, and what she intends to do?"

"More than I would've liked to.", you answer, and immediately cover your mouth. Oops.

"...What do you mean by that?"

"Uhh... well, Satsuki has told me about her... at length." Hopefully she buys it.

"...I see. Did the Kiryuuin Souichirou from your timeline also turn on Ragyou after a certain... failed experiment?" You can tell it's difficult for her to talk about this.

"...Yes." If only she knew. It's probably best for her to find out herself, though.

"Then, I believe I can conclude our timelines split from a single one eight years ago. The two of you met in elementary school, but me and Matoi Ryuuko did not."

"Well, that small change caused big changes, in the end.", you say.

"I believe it's called butterfly effect. Regardless, I assume you wish to return where you came from, correct?"

"Well, yeah. Our friends need us. I have no clue how to get back, though. No clue how we got here in the first place, either."

"I will inform Inumuta about this. Hopefully he can come up with a solution. That might take some time, though."

It's nice how willing to help you she is. Then again, she is Satsuki, and she's not familiar with either of you. She might have some ulterior motive in this. Still, no point acting distrustful.

"Thanks, we really appreciate it. One problem, though."

"Yes?"

"You said this might take a while. We don't really have anywhere to stay in the meantime, seeing as we just, you know, materialized here."

"There is a guest room in the Student Council chambers. Only one, however."

[ ] Fine by us
[ ] What else is there?

>>32857971
>[x] Fine by us
Almost blew it, Ryuuko. Better stay in range so Satsuki can cover for you.

>>32857971
>[ ] Fine by us

>>32858142
>>32858319

>>32857971
"That's fine by us.", you say.

"...There is only one bed."

"Fine by us.", you repeat.

"...Just what kind of "sisters" are you?"

You chuckle. "I know what you're thinking, but that's really not it. We'll take it, thanks."

She doesn't know, so you can't blame her for jumping to conclusions. You can see problems ahead for her and the other you if that's how she thinks about her, though.

As you turn to leave, the other Satsuki calls out to your attention again. "One more thing."

"Huh?"

"Please, don't leave the tower without letting Inumuta know. He can alter the camera footage to cover up evidence of your presence. When you do leave, exercise caution. I hope you understand my reasoning behind this."

"Sure. Two of each of us running around is certain to raise some questions, at the very least."

You leave her chambers, and step back in the tower's central room. It appears Satsuki has an easier time conversing with the Devas than you do. Makes sense. In your timeline, they recognize you as her second-in-command, or perhaps equal by now. Things are different here, though.

[ ] Talk to the Devas
[ ] Talk to Satsuki
[ ] Go look for the other you

>>32858514
>[ ] Talk to the Devas
>"Hey Uzu, sorry for kicking your ass earlier. That makes us even then, right?"

>>32858514
>[x] Talk to the Devas
No hard feelings about the whomping earlier, right, guys?

>>32858563
>>32858587

>>32858514
"I guess I owe you guys an explanation, too.", you say. "Unless Satsuki already told you."

"That you lied to have a laugh at our expense, and dragged her into it? She told us, yes.", Nonon grumbles.

You glance at Satsuki. "...Is that how you said it?"

"Was it not the truth?", she asks with a smirk.

"I... guess? Sorry."

"I'll be honest with you two.", Inumuta says. "I have no idea how you ended up here, or how should you get back. I will try to think of something, though."

"I hope you'll manage to think of something fast."

Inumuta adjusts his glasses. "Time isn't really an issue here. If you're from an alternate timeline, returning to it would put you back at the spot in time which you came from."

"...And what does that mean?", you ask.

"That no time will have passed at all, even if you spend a long time here."

"Oh. That's convenient, I guess."

You turn your attention to Sanageyama and Gamagoori, whose expressions look pretty sour.

"Uh, sorry for what happened earlier, you two.", you say.

"We're not upset.", Gamagoori says.

"It's more like, we're overwhelmed by your power. How did the two of you get so strong?", Sanageyama asks.

"I don't suppose this is a good time to tell them we're superhuman half-aliens?", you ask Satsuki telepathically.

"Definitely not. We don't know how they would react. We must gain their trust first."

You shrug. "We've been practicing for eight years, daily. Using real swords for the most part. Guess it finally yielded results."

"...I suppose this means I need to train harder, then.", Sanageyama concludes.

"Don't sweat it. You've already beat the me from this timeline, haven't you?"

He doesn't look convinced. Still, at least they're not questioning your explanation.

[ ] Talk to Satsuki
[ ] Go look for the other you

>>32859020
>[ ] Talk to Satsuki
Looking for canon!ryuuko is just asking for trouble.

And yes, I'll be starting the actual quest now.

>>32859020
>[x] Talk to Satsuki
Seeing how bad Satsuki reacted, we probably shouldn't go looking for Ryuuko if we can avoid it...
not that we can avoid it but still

>>32859020
Other you

>>32859297
My bad I thought that meant the other satsuki not the other ryuko.

[x] Talk to satsuki

>>32859020
>[x] Talk to Satsuki

>>32843961
"How long do they intend to sleep?", you ask, and head for Satsuki's room.

The Kamui are still there, and still sleeping. You grab their hangers, and shake them vigorously.

"You gonna wake up, or what?"

While Junketsu refuses to wake up, Senketsu opens his eye, and looks at you.

"Ryuuko. What happened yesterday?", he asks.

You smirk. "What happened, you ask? You got drunk on fabric softener, and started hitting on me, that's what."

"H-hitting on you?"

"Well, I wanted to make fun of you for it, but it pales in comparison to what Junketsu tried to do."

"Junketsu? What did he..." Suddenly, Senketsu remembers something, and stiffens in terror.

"Huh? What's the matter?", you ask.

"N-no, it's nothing."

[ ] Press
[ ] Ignore it

>>32859388
>[ ] Press

>>32859388
>[ ] Press
preferably with an iron

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>>32859388
>[x] Press
no bully tho

>>32859388
>[x] Press

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>>32859388
>[ ] Press

>>32859388
>[x] Press

"Oh? Perhaps I owe you an "ironing" again anyway."

>>32859396
>>32859409
>>32859419
>>32859420
>>32859423

>>32859388
"I take it you want to hear what you told me last night in explicit detail, then?", you ask.

"Uhh... well, I'm not sure. You see, I understand he was still not entirely sober, but... do you promise to not hurt him or me if I tell you? Especially me."

Surely it can't be so bad, can it? "I promise. Now, spill it."

Senketsu leans in towards your ear. Ambiguously lesbian sisters?

"...You're not making this up, are you?", you ask.

"I wouldn't risk telling you something like this if it was made up." Well, that makes sense.

Is that what you really look like when sleeping together? Not that you care. You know the truth, and that's what matters.

Still...

[ ] Tell Satsuki
[ ] Save it for later

>>32859717
Tell her.

>>32859717
>[ ] Save it for later

>>32859717
[]Save it for later

Junketsu shouldn't die.

>>32859717
>[x] Save it for later

Not worth bothering about now.

Useful to embarrassing the shit out of Junketsu if he gets snippy at us in the future.

>>32859717
>[ ] Save it for later

>>32859717
>[x] Save it for later

Poor guy probably won't even remember anything he saw or said.

>>32859754
>>32859762
>>32859768
>>32859774
>>32859783

>>32859717
I just noticed this but,

> Ambiguously lesbian sisters

Looks like a certain shirt watches SNL in their free time.

>>32859831
Do Kamui need to sleep as much. as humans? Maybe Satsuki leaves the TV on so he doesn't just have to hang there all night (Senketsu's probably fine just watching Ryuuko snore).

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>>32859854
Going full Aigis

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>>32859913
>you will never stare at Ryuuko sleeping for 8 hours straight without even blinking

>>32859951
Spoiler that shit

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>>32859951
Pfff, the hell I won't.

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>>32859986
nice

>>32859966
for you

>>32859717
You shrug. Maybe you can use this against him sometime later. "So, that's what he said."

"...You're not angry?"

"Nope."

"Then, does that mean..."

"Hey, if I told you one way or the other, it wouldn't be ambiguous anymore." You wink. "Anyway, I need to wake him up somehow. Satsuki and I have waited over an hour for you two already."

You put Senketsu on, and attempt to wake Junketsu up again. Finally, he opens his eyes.

"...Lady Ryuuko? Where is Lady Satsuki?"

"I told Satsuki everything. Every single thing.", you say.

"N-no! No!" He reaches into one of the pouches on Senketsu, and pulls out a Scissor Blade. "My life is over!"

You quickly swipe the scissor from him, and start laughing.

"...Why are you laughing, Lady Ryuuko? This is no laughing matter!"

"I didn't actually tell her anything."

"...Oh."

"What were you so worried about, hmm? I thought you had no secrets before your lady." You smirk.

"O-of course I don't! I was worried about... nothing in particular!"

"I see. Well, I'm glad you finally woke up. The two of us have been waiting for you and Senketsu for over an hour. You kept Satsuki waiting, Junketsu."

He attempts to reach for the scissor again. You stop his attempt, and take him to Satsuki.

"Well, I'm glad both of you made it through this ordeal alive.", Satsuki says while putting Junketsu on. "I didn't expect fabric softener to have this effect."

"It was nothing I couldn't handle, milady.", Junketsu says. Yeah, sure.

"We should probably head out.", you say.

Satsuki nods. "Indeed. While we did need rest, we can't just sleep all day."

[ ] Go talk to dad
[ ] Train with the Three-Stars
[ ] Custom

>>32860284
Go to town on a girls date

>>32860284
>[ ] Train with the Three-Stars

>>32860329
Because that worked so well last time.

>>32860284
>[x] Go talk to dad

Is he still busy, or can we talk about shit.

Also, science. The fuck with the fabric softener.

>>32860343
Well we are not in the wrong body anymore are we.

>>32860284
>[ ] Train with the Three-Stars
>>32860284

>>32860284
[ ] Go talk to dad
If he's busy
[ ] Girls' day out
SHOPPING!!

>>32860284
Go shopping for kawaii clothes and beanies.

>>32860284
Talk to inumata about other dimensions.

>>32860284
>[x] Go talk to dad

We should see if he's made any progress on the translator... and see if its safe to chug fabric softener.

>>32860284
>[x] Train with the Three-Stars

>>32860284
>[ ] Go talk to dad

>>32860347
>>32860384
>>32860404
>>32860416
10 minutes.

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>>32860529
incredible

>>32860284
You can't sudoku with just one blade, Dorketsu. You'd just cut yourself up and get spaghetti everywhere.

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>>32860529
10-star post

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>>32860284
"I guess it's time we continued our talk with dad.", you say.

"Yes, we need to cross-reference his story with Ragyou's."

The two of you head out of your apartment, and towards the lab. On your way there, you meet Ayako. Clattering metal, on every step.

She bows. "Lady Ryuuko, Lady Satsuki."

"Something the matter, Ayako?", you ask her.

"I was headed to your apartment in order to clean it, however Master Souichirou did ask me to relay a message to you."

"What is it?"

"He said he remembers his promise to you from yesterday, but his work will take longer than expected. Therefore, he would like you to hold off on visiting him until evening."

"I see, thank you." You glance over to Satsuki. Is he stalling?

[ ] Ask her about the clattering sound
[ ] Go to the lab anyway
[ ] Train with the Three-Stars

>>32860969
>[ ] Ask her about the clattering sound

Rolled 5

>>32860969
[X] Ask her about the clattering sound
then
[X] Train with the Three-Stars

>>32860969
>[ ] Ask her about the clattering sound
then
>[ ] Train with the Three-Stars
alongside her

>>32860969
>[x] Ask her about the clattering sound

"How many sharp objects are you carrying?"

then
>[x] Go to the lab anyway

"Iori, drunk life fibers, the fuck?"

>>32860969
>[x] Ask her about the clattering sound
Those boots weren't made for walkin', were they?

>>32860998
>>32861003
>>32861015
>>32861016
>>32861018
No "then", you'll get to choose later.

>>32860969
Better go shopping.

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>>32861037

You don't own me VoteP, I vote what I want.

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H-how could you guys forget the most important thing? ;_;

>>32861242
We already defeated coldfibers.Two of them, even.

>>32861242
I... I didn't even notice it was gone.

>>32861290
With the power of friendship, man.

>>32860969
"So, Ayako, what's with that sound your every move is making?"

"What do you mean, Lady Ryuuko?", she asks, genuinely confused.

"Well, take a step forward."

She does so, causing the metal to clatter again.

"...Oh, that." She blushes a bit. "Do you recall what I said about handling sharp objects yesterday, milady?"

"Yeah, you did say something like that."

"Well..."

Her hand reaches under her apron, and pulls out several knives, holding them by the blades. They look similar to the knife you saw Nonon use, although they're more like ordinary knives in shape.

"I am properly equipped to make use of that skill."

"Whoa." That's one thing you didn't expect.

She hides the knives, and bows. "Please excuse me, I wouldn't want you to return to an untidy apartment."

Satsuki follows Ayako with her gaze for a while, and looks at you. "You've picked an interesting maid for yourself, Ryuuko."

"...Sure seems like it."

[ ] Go to the lab anyway
[ ] Train with the Three-Stars
[ ] Visit the command room

>>32861353
Command room

>>32861353
>[x] Visit the command room

>>32861353
>[x] Visit the command room
I think we can take one more day off training to recover.

>>32861353
>[ ] Train with the Three-Stars

>>32861353
>[ ] Visit the command room

>>32861373
>>32861390
>>32861395
>>32861417
10 minutes.

>>32861513
everyone's too busy watching >>32859986 to post

>>32859951
And now I know for sure I'm too far gone.
I thought I was far gone from having boners for mechs, but I guess you can go lower.

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>>32861900
w-what are you implying?

>>32861969
Woah, calm down, I don't NTR.

Rolled 39

>>32862020
Threesome, then?

>>32862046
Would he be worn or off in that scenario?

>>32862046
Yeaaaaah, no.

Personal, NTR-less or bust.

>>32862124
If it's not ntr and not a threesome, what is it?

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>>32862046
I wish to marry the qt waifu and husbando.

>>32862101
Off, in the middle. Hey, he got girl DNA after all.

I ain't washing him when we're done though, would take too long.

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>>32862201
>I ain't washing him
then you don't deserve him

>>32862225
No time for that, I'll go as quick as I came.

Rolled 67

>>32862101
Only at the start

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>>32862326
if I were sticking my dick near someone that can grow blades out of anywhere, I'd treat him very, very nicely.

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>>32862326
Anon, you're terrible.

>>32861353
Perhaps you should bring yourself up to speed on the overall status. You head to the bridge, currently the command room.

Inside are Inumuta and Mikisugi. The first is seated in front of a computer, to which he might as well be glued, while the other is looking through some papers.

"I hope we didn't miss anything important.", you say upon entering.

"No, it's been surprisingly quiet since yesterday.", Mikisugi answers.

"Perhaps Ragyou has given up after the two of you broke free?", Inumuta chimes in.

"I wouldn't count on that.", Satsuki says. "The two of us were not pivotal pieces in her plan. She can still accomplish it just fine."

"Unless we stop her, that is.", you add. "Which we will. ...Huh?"

Something about Inumuta's outfit catches your attention. It's similar to his Nudist Beach uniform he wore yesterday, after Iori took his uniform for analysis, but it's visibly different. You can see red threads glimmering here and there, and... two stars?

"What's with this getup, four-eyes?", you ask.

"Hmm? Are you perhaps admiring my frame, Lady Ryuuko?", he asks with a snide grin.

"Not much to admire.", you throw back. His smile falters. "Seriously though, what is that outfit?"

"Since the new Three-Star uniforms will take a while to be completed, Iori has prepared interim Two-Star Ultima Uniforms for us. They're not great, but better than nothing."

"How is it an Ultima Uniform? It doesn't even look like one.", you ask.

"Iori said it's mostly to minimize production time. They contain the same amount of Life Fibers a Two-Star uniform would, but are actually composed of them in 70%."

"Wouldn't that make them Seven-Star uniforms?" And wouldn't that be dangerous?

Inumuta sighs. "It doesn't work that way."

You shrug. "Whatever."

>>32862372
>>32862383
I know one person who would do something as terrible as what this anon would do.

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>>32862401
life fibers
how do they work

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>>32862442
They secretly harness the same power that allows for glowing nipples and crotches

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>>32862401
>admiring my frame
Dohoho.

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>>32862401
>They contain the same amount of Life Fibers a Two-Star uniform would, but are actually composed of them in 70%

I don't know what I'm reading.

>>32862554

They contain the same net mass of a conventional 2-star uniform in Life Fibers, but the percentage of the composition is 70% Life Fiber to regular fiber.

Basically, Iori used the same amount of Life Fibers he normally would, he just built something with a smaller mass and surface area, so it has a much higher ratio of Life Fibers.

>>32862201
>>32862326
>>32862414
Some days I wonder if Ragyou really has the wrong idea after all.

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>>32862600

Which of Ragyo's many ideas are you referring too?

>>32862622
The "remove humanity" one.

>>32862600
At this point It's safe to call this Ragyoposting. Or Revocposting.

>>32862644
True, Revocs has financed anti-PoF agendas, after all. They're probably paid shills trying to decide and conquer us.

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>>32862600
>"Would you care to find out?"

>>32862593
Pretty much.
The way I see it, the "percentage" is most of the time just a figure of speech, basing on some arbitrary measure. The Devas and Mako's uniforms use the same amount of Life Fibers, but the actual percentages likely vary.

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>>32862677
let's fight back
dropping some revocs redpill

>>32862677
>Believing the boogeyman myth spread by NB

Fuck off retard, Ragyo-sama wouldn't do this.

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>>32862754

>Sookster
Fuck I crack up everytime

>>32862401
"Is there anything we should be aware of?" Satsuki ends your fruitless conversation.

"Well, I suppose there is.", Mikisugi says. "The papers I'm looking through are blueprints for an upgrade for the Naked Sun."

"An upgrade?"

"Hull reinforcements, engine efficiency improvements. Mostly things like that. Doctor Kiryuuin deemed it necessary, basing on the data from yesterday's sail."

"When will those upgrades be completed?"

"Should be within the next three or four days."

Seems that's about everything you can find out here.

[ ] Go talk to Iori
[ ] Gather Three-Stars for training

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>>32862755
RIDF detected
how's that COVERS cock taste?
have some more evidence that Kiryuuin Ragyou is running an underground cp ring and even included her own daughters
she needs put down like the dog she is

>>32862823
>[x] Gather Three-Stars for training

>>32862823
>[x] Go talk to Iori

>>32862823
>[x] Go talk to Iori
Let's just get all nerd interaction out of the way for today.

>>32862823
>[x] Go talk to Iori

Seriously, how does the Fabric Softener thing work.

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>>32862823
>[ ] Gather Three-Stars for training
Because what are friends for?

>>32862842
HEy, fuck you. Little did you know, my job Partially involve shitposting. Meanwhile, i get really good perks for my job. Even if we didn't, i'd stay here because it's great and ragyo is a good person.

>>32862823
Talk to Iori

>>32862857
>>32862874
>>32862875
>>32863048
Needed a tiebreaker.

>>32862955

>Nyaatoi Ryuuko

Guys, I couldn't help myself. Shoot me.

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>>32862986
aw, butthurt I saw right through your pathetic attempts?
no real human would even think of supporting Ragyou
you're a disgrace to your species

>>32863059
Vote changed to keep things moving
Talk to Iori