So, there's a bit of a thunderstorm rolling through, nothing major but my power tends to be kind of dodgy when lightning's involved. I've got my phone, so if I don't update for a couple hours, check the twitter, power's probably out, hahaha. Sheet of Notable characters here:http://pastebin.com/zFxWNup1and the archives are here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989++The boss is actually up in her office this time around- a stack of papers on her desk. You don't help that situation by dropping your flight plans, load sheets, and other various and sundry forms in a pile to the side of the one she's working on. She pauses before setting down her pen and looking up at you, covering her face with her hands and slowly sliding them down until first one eye, then the other, peeks at you from between splayed fingers. “Really, Frank?” She asks. “You know you're nothing but trouble. Look at this!” She indicates the pile of paperwork. “Guess how much of this is about you?”“Uh...” You pause, wondering for a second if she's finally snapped. “All.. of... it?” “Not quite, but close.” She responds, sighing and rubbing her face again. “It's getting out of control- mostly demands for access to reports the same day they're written.” She laughs, bitterly. “Like I have control of that! I'm forwarding them the after action reports, and they've gotten every ounce of declassified information from every real fight we've been in.”“Not to mention,” She continues, indicating another, smaller stack- “A list of requests by the Germans, French, and Admiral Nixon for me to sign off on enough medals for you, and Merlin to set up a mint.”“What about you?” You ask, meaning the rest of the witches of spellcaster. She waves the comment away. 1/2
“Medals don't mean anything to witches, we can get most of them anytime we want, just for asking. Most nations only keep two or three medals sacred, like the medal of honor or whatever.” She says. “Doesn't matter anyway, I won't get them.” You say, shrugging. “Nothing I've done has been really brave.”Ice looks at you like you've lost your mind. “You took your fighter into sixty, six-zero, bandits and went toe-to-toe with three dreadnaughts and splashed two of them. Every single afteraction report, from the front on down to battalion levels, credits you with maintaining air superiority. Frank, even the twins couldn't follow you in- they tried. We watched. I think that qualifies.”You shake your head again. “Hardly. We were never in any danger.” “You-” Ice makes a choking sound. “How do you figure?”  “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?” “Because I'm the goddamn Eagle of Tanana.”
>>32845308> “Because I'm the goddamn Eagle of Tanana.”
>>32845308>[x] “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?”
>>32845308>[X] “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?”We might as well acknowledge our bullshit.
>>32845308> "You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?"
>>32845308>[x] “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?”Expecting RoboStalin to send us a medal for being an asshole. Best night of the week!
>>32845308> “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?”Might as well acknowledge it
>>32845271[X] “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?”
>>32845308> “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?”So medals? Medals everywhere?
 Other"I trust the Wyvern. I trust Merlin. Having both makes the difference"Let's try to not sound super over-confident. I think we promised Slider to keep it down.
>>32845308>[x] "You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?"Well when Ice puts it like that, might as well put a bit more swagger in our step.
>>32845465I actually like this. Changing >>32845427 to something in this vein...maybe mention the other witches as well
[X} Other: "We had you and the rest of squadron covering for us."To put it in League of Legends terms: Wyvern is The AD Hyper-carry and the rest of the squadron is our support. But it's more that all we've done would be impossible without their help for the most part. There are SOME exceptions.
>>32845538League terms? Hell put it in Dota terms. We are lina. Big, flashy, fast, and able to completely nuke things we have no business nuking given our size.
>>32845308changing >>32845346to >>32845465
>>32845308>[x] “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?”Time to Pilot
>>32845308>[x] “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?”"Also: Think I can get Stalin to give me a medal?"
>>32845761at gun point yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsTYo58R5UU
>>32845308>>32845465Ooh, I like this one. Ghost, I'm changing >>32845379to this.
Yay, best time! Also, time for to dumping shitscribbles...if my internet weren't being dildos...
>>32845308Here >>32845380Changing to this >>32845465Fits Fronk better.
>>32845465Changing to this
Another shitscribble I'd had queued up.
[x] “You saw us, Ice. Did it ever look, for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?”“You saw us, Ice.” You say, maybe a touch more forcefully than you mean. “Did it ever look, even for just a second, like they had anything like a chance in hell?” “Frank, we couldn't see- you were evading masers, gunfire, and missiles by inches, if that. We all thought you were getting shot apart.” She says. “That you came through it without a scratch-”“Is down to Merlin and I making a pretty damn good team and being aware of what we were doing.” You respond. “Not to mention the rest of you keeping the rest of them away from us. It's no fluke, Ice. We know what we can do.”“I'm still singing off on these.” She says, indicating the papers after a short silence. “We'll work out the specifics later.”You shrug. “If you want to. I think the credit for Berlin belongs to Jean-luc and his tankers, though.”“Funny, he said almost the same thing you did.” She responds. “Rosalie tells me he's stated repeatedly he knew his tanks and crews could do what he was asking, no problem, but without you, they'd have been slaughtered by those dreadnaughts.”1/2
“The dreads weren't going to be able to take Berlin.” You point out. “Shit, they wouldn't even be able to get inside the AA envelope of the Eastern Flak towers anyway, not without getting shot all to shit.”She shrugs. “If you think so. The Germans and French disagree, and Nixon said he wants to pin another navy cross on you for that stunt- then told me to warn you that next time, not going into a coma would be appreciated, especially when every reporter in the western world wants to talk to you.”You wince. “I take it that wasn't fun dealing with.”She shakes her head, then looks at her watch. “You still owe me for it. And aren't you scheduled to go wheels up in about half an hour?”You check your own watch- she's right.  Yeah, guess I'd better get going. You seen Merlin? I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?
>>32846000> I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?
>>32846000> I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?Knowing her, she probably hasn't. Keep it light though
>>32846000> I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?feed bossperson
>>32846000>[x] Yeah, guess I'd better get going. You seen Merlin?
>>32846000>[x] I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?You will eat food and you will like Boss Lady!>>32845889>>32845978I love you artist types who always refer to your work as shit when it's better then what most people can do. They're great anon, keep it up
>>32846000>[X] I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?
One more after this.
>>32846000>[x] Yeah, guess I'd better get going. You seen Merlin?Professional mode engage.
 Yeah, guess I'd better get going. You seen Merlin?"And you go and get some chow. Don't make me sic Slider on you."Gotta make sure she is eating at least.
>>32846000 I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?She's constantly overprotective and disrespect ice of our independence. Let's make her swallow her own medicine.
>>32846000[X] Yeah, guess I'd better get going. You seen Merlin?No time for eats! Is time for PLANES!
>>32846000[X] I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?
>>32846067This is pretty great.
>>32846000> I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?Knowing her and all this paper work...
>>32846000> "I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?"She probably hasn't.
Last one. I had fun with this. Thinking about redoing the one of Ice calling Frank lewd. And I'm still open to ideas/requests...although I doubt I can do them much justice. In the meantime, I'm scratching my head over how to do GHOAST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENTS while following this thread.
>>32845978Who is this supposed to be, Slider?
>>32846212Calling someone an asshat, Gunnybear in cleavage, decent hips... what do you think, Anon?
>>32846212Yeah and there's gunny bear being a smug stuffed bastard. Thank you draw anon for drawing that!
>>32846067Oh lawd, you mysterious artist you
>>32846198At this point in time, my heart is at serious goddamn risk
>>32846246>>32846272When did Slider get that bear? I forgot.
>>32846438She's had Gunny from the beginning, I mean he didn't show up till a few threads in but still.
>>32846479Damn this quest, been following for the better part of a year and I keep forgetting things.
>>32846479IIRC she's never told Fronk how she came to posses gunnybear has she?
>>32846604Friends gave it to her because she had a crush on a Marine
>>32846604no. Might be a gift from that one Marine though.brb archives
>>32846604No but one of those Marines that help us back to the squadron after landing in the last thread we were in Japan knew her Mom and her. I assumed from that her Mom was a witch with the Marines, which explains Gunny.>>32846634A step ahead of ya, guys name is Wayne
>>32846689Sounds like we need to get Slider a PILOT Bear
>>32846802Or just give her a pilot, one Frank Bishop.
>>32846821This also works
>>32846821Welp! we have her Birthday present or Christmas present covered. Which ever comes first.
>>32846689yup. Gunnery Sergeant Wayne.thread 38 in the suptg archive.post No.24023903
>>32846821Hell of a gift. Do it.
>>32846821Maybe throw in a witch or two while we're at it? Ice, maybe Katya to keep the peace?
>>32846909Only for christmas edition.For birthday occasion, we should let Slider have one-day unrestricted access to Frank Bishop.
>>32846944Christmas Game, Frank Edition: Hide and Seek, but if you find Fronk you get to keep him for the rest of the day.THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME
>>32846944If she is smart, she will refuse, least she gets murdered by the harem as yet another rival.
>>32846944I like it.>>32846984World War 4 here we come.
>>32846987Not if it's a standing deal for all girls.
>>32846984This is a golden idea. However, there should be one extra rule to this. Witches can not use their magic to find him.
>>32847197where is the fun in that? Should've give Fronk some challenge.
>>32846987At this stage Ice, Slider and Katya already acknowledge their feeling to Frank together and on 'friendly' rivalry. At worst they'd grumble.
>>32847350You forgot the stalker
>>32847016so out come the cyborg ninja witches and striker metal gears?
[x] I've got a couple minutes. You eaten yet?You lean back in your chair and cross your arms. “I've got a couple minutes. You eat yet?” You ask, just barely refraining from putting your boots up on her desk. She grins. “Yes, actually, I have.” She responds, holding up a paper plate with a few crumbs on it. “Mrs. Mackintosh stopped by and gave me a sandwich and a glass of milk. Do you want to cross check with her?” You laugh and shake your head. “No, I believe you.” She tosses the plate in the trash can next to her desk and leans back away from the papers. “There's a couple notes from SHAPE here about moving us to the front, but the matrons are blocking it.” “Predictable.” You say with a snort. “Why do they want us?” “Morale, mostly. “ Ice responds. “The Polish are making major gains in reclaiming occupied territory, they've already retaken Poznan, the and the rest of the NATO forces on the front have taken Gdansk, Wroclaw, and Bydgoszcz. Soviet resistance is picking up, they're fighting back, but they lost too many bodies and too much equipment in the battle of Berlin to make much of a fight of it, and with the IJA making gains out in the pacific....” She shrugs. “You think it'll be over soon?” You ask. 1/3
>>32847391>soviet cyborg ninja witchNOOOOPE!
>>32847350So what we SHOULD do is talk them into a foursome.
>>32847369>Immediately declares that it's her birthday (it isn't)>demands hours upon hours of headpats
>>32847444at worse we would run in to a grey fox tier cyborg...I hope
She shrugs again. “It's too early to tell, but Stalin's on the back foot, for sure. Rumor has it he's ordered another conscription up, and they're starting to produce equipment like they did in the mars war, but Berlin hurt them bad. One of the girls I know on the front is saying that most of the higher ups don't think the soviets will ever be able to contest airspace again meaningfully.”“so there's no real need for us.” you say, and Ice nods. “Exactly, and that's how the matrons have been able to deny it. NATO holds air superiority, but the soviets still have plenty of AA to go around. Funny thing, though, their witches have been disappearing. Only a few sightings of them anymore, and those are almost all the academy witches, you know the ones.” You nod, remembering the exact ones she's talking about. “That's good news, then?” She shrugs, looking uncomfortable. “No one knows, but it's strange.”“Well, nothing we can do about it, anyway.” You point out. She nods, looking at her watch again. “Yeah, I guess you're right. And we need to get going. C'mon, I'll head down to the support shops with you.”2/3
>>32847485Dun dun duuun
What I want to know is when is Putin going to hold his coup, to over throw Stalin, restore Ice to the throne, and fight the aliums? We all know it's coming. Mars won't be able to resist the World at War once again.
>>32847485oh god...bad feeling...
>>32847485Soviet Martians riding brainwashed witches.
>>32847512>restore Ice to the throneThat's her call if she wants it. Which I doubt she does.
>>32847540Is she really the type to turn it down if Putin tells the Duma to reinstate her?
You nod, walking out of her office and closing the door behind you. You split up, briefly, in the support shops- she heads to the witch's side of the house while you work through the much smaller conventional shop, gathering your equipment and getting it all on, then grabbing your helmet and taking one last stop by the board. The board, as it's known, is where staff post the most up-to-date information available for the region. The latest printout is five minutes old, and shows overcast skies over the channel islands range, all the way north to the pas de calais region and extending almost all the way to Paris- much larger than the actual range you've been cleared for. You meet Ice again on the way out, holding the paper out for her. She shakes her head. “Another storm, I bet.” She says, looking it over. “I'd almost bet money we'll be socked in tomorrow.”You shrug- the fighters are all weather, and technically, so are witches, but due to conditions at barin, even a little rain can make the runway too hazardous to operate. You haven't been closed down yet, but most of the witches insist it's just a matter of time.3/4 (oops)
>>32847485So Putin is consolidating his people, for a coup or is RoboStalin making moves on Megalith?>>32847512>restore Ice to the throneIce doesn't want that, the Russian people don't want that, and I'm sure Putin has his own ambitious's.
You split up once you arrive in the hangar, heading over to join Merlin on her pre-flight, and waving to Wendy, who's already on her striker rack, slipping off her boots and her long, brown and green striped socks. “Wonder why she wears those?” You muse, causing Merlin to look over at you. “W-what? Oh.” She looks over at Wendy, waving back to the British witch. :I-I don't know. Maybe they're c-comfortable?” “Or good luck, like my gloves?” You offer, pointing at your flight gloves- you notice a new patch replacing some of the worn leather on the palm. Merlin makes a face. “M-maybe. I s-still think you need new gloves, F-frank.” “These are good luck!” You insist, causing Merlin to shake her head again. “I-if you say so.” She allows. “E-everything looks g-good. A-and I have a s-surpise for you when we l-land.” Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.  I'm terrible with waiting, what do you have?
>>32847561It will help end the war and prevent a second cold war with Russia. A representative monarchy like what England has is an acceptable system to replace the communism they have now.
>>32847596>[X] Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.
>>32847561Yes.plus what >>32847576 there is very little fan-fair for the royal line.>>32847596> Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.
 Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.No spoilers pls
>>32847596 Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.DEATH FLAG ACTIVATE!
>>32847596>[x] Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then."I-I'm t-teen pregnant, F-Frank!"
>>32847596[x] Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.Sounds like a nice big bowl of pineapple salad.
>>32847596> I'm terrible with waiting, what do you have?
Is the Wyvern a VTOL now!?
>>32847596 Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then. And when we get back, I'll have a craving for some Pineapple salad.
>>32847596>[x] Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.Merlin, kiddo really? "I've got a surprise for you after the hop!" >>32847648Don't you dare joke!
>>32847512Why would Putin do that? Who would want an absolute monarchy, ruled by a third generation foreigner, no less, in 1990? Why would Putin just hand over the entire CCCP to some random American soldier, no matter her ancestry? And the Tsars had a successful rebellion against them for a reason. They were terrible administrators, and had about as good a humanitarian record as Nazi Germany, and were hugely unpopular outside their military.
>>32847648Merlin will birth a grandchild of Sean! This is acceptable to me.
>>32847639>DEATH FLAG ACTIVATE!We're 2 days away from retirement, a teen daughter we didn't know we even had is inviting us to her marriage for a reunion, we're about to be a grandfather, our waifu just learned she's pregnant, and is making us pineapple salad, and we have a date with her tonight.
>>32847512And here I was thinking that was a terrible joke.
>>32847648I think Kenji is dead then. Be it Frank, Ice, the princess or some random matron. Only difference is how he dies: Beaten to death, frozen to death, forced into Seppuku, whatever the matrons can come up with.
>>32847703Also, we're getting too old for this shit.
>>32847703You forgot about Montana.
>>32847673If he brought her back at all he'd make it an constitutional monarchy, with himself es effective head of government, and Ice as the Ceremonial head. She'd also bring in a breath of fresh, western air, which the people wanted. She might be the distraction Putin would need to keep the USSR from imploding like it did in real life.
>>32847596> Oh really? Alright, when we land, then.What could possibly go wrong?
>>32847596> Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.>>32847631Thank you kind sir or ma'am, for your piercing insight.
>>32847696 She's sixteen! Fronk ain't ready to be the crazy uncle yet.
>>32847761It's never too early to become the crazy awesome uncle!
>>32847596>[x] Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.Let her do what she wants.
>>32847750I'd pierce wendy
>>32847596[X] Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then.
Yo, Buddy. Still alive?
>>32848169I am watching movie!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU
>>32847870So would I.Although, Slider has Dem Hips...ARRGGGGHHHH, I CAN'T DECIDE
Shitscribblefag, here. Still haven't figured out how to make GHOASTS OF CHRISTMAS PRESENTS work. On another note, I was wondering what people thought Katsumi looked like. Last time I asked, I got "Asian and hot", but I was hoping to narrow the range a bit further. Also, I don't know why, but I can't shake this vague mental image I have of Jessica Bishop as Pomock...
>>32848406I thought she looked like the fox girl from league of legends
>>32848406I have Haruna from KanColle stuck in my head.
>>32847673I bet you didn't even know the serfs were freed from serfdom multiple times by various Tsars..
>>32848485>Freed multiple timesMeaning they had to be put back into serfdom multiple times by various Tsars.
>>32848520Jesus, Mobby is WHITE
>>32848520mobby needs some fucking sun!
>>32848537Wrong, they put themselves back into serfdom. Willingly. That same generation. It's like you don't know history.
[x] Oh, really? Alright, when we land, then. “Really?” You ask, and she looks up and nods with a big smile on her face. “M-Mr. Perry said i-it would revolutionize a-air combat and he was going to t-talk to the CEO a-about getting me a job t-there after the war!” “What about Boeing or Lockheed?” You ask, indicating to her she should climb the ladder first. “W-well, I d-don't want to work at Lockheed.” She says. “M-maybe at Boeing with daddy, b-but I don't know. K-kenji said it would be nice to be on the coast, b-but he said he'd go wherever I went.”“He didn't say anything about going there to work?” You ask, starting up the ladder after Merlin swings her legs over the lip of the cockpit and drops into her seat. “N-no, but I'm s-sure he would, or m-maybe even her imperial higness m-might.” She responds, looking down over the edge of the cockpit at you. “You could ask if it interested you,” You point out, climbing into your seat and grabbing your helmet out of the flight bag. “Shop around a bit for the best offer.”“I p-probably will.” She says. “W-want to go to intercom?” “Yeah, go ahead and button us up.” You answer, plugging in your helmet umbilical to it's port. “But I'm not sure I want to leave the States.” Merlin says, checking out the intercom and continuing the conversation. “I mean, my family is there, and that's where everyone I know will be...” Never know, kiddo. You could always stay navy and keep flying, too.  Well, you'd have Kenji's family, if you went to Japan, so there's that.  Yeah, that's a good point, maybe you should take a job in the states.
>>32848598> Well, you'd have Kenji's family, if you went to Japan, so there's that."Just keep an open mind there."
>>32848598>Other[[Worry about that when we get to it. These things takes some time to think out.
>>32848598>“W-well, I d-don't want to work at Lockheed.”Clever girl.Even if she'd still probably end up there because it's fucking Lockheed unless Alt-version Lockheed are less assholes.
>>32848520Am I gay for wanting a pair of those ISAF socks?>>32848598[x] Never know, kiddo. You could always stay navy and keep flying, too.
>>32848520>>32848556>>32848570Yeah, she really needs to go outside more.
>>32848598>[X] Well, you'd have Kenji's family, if you went to Japan, so there's that.
>>32848598>[x] Other- No need to be thinking so hard about it now, Merlin. Keep your options open. You've got plenty of time to think about it!
>>32848625This really.We've got time to figure this out.
>>32848598This >>32848625Good girl not choosing Lockheed.
>>32848597Russians: Too dumb to live.
>>32848598>[x] Never know, kiddo. You could always stay navy and keep flying, too.
>>32848695You mean too drunk to live.
>>32848644B-but I like pale girls...
>>32848598[X] Yeah, that's a good point, maybe you should take a job in the states.
>>32848625I will second this.
>>32848728And there's nothing wrong with that. I like 'em too
>>32848520speaking of lewds. Here is another way the maintenance crews 'Service' the planes.http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1701667?tags=abubu
>>32848666 This. Along with "don't let people pressure you" or something like that.
>>32848598> Never know, kiddo. You could always stay navy and keep flying, too.Alternatively, I'm sure there would be someplace in DoD for her talents.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Naval_Research_Laboratory
>>32848452>>32848424Thanks, chaps. More foxgirls, eh? The better to lewd with, I guess...
How about NASA? Space Merlins!
>>32848169>>32848520>>32848644>>32848711>>32848728It's a shame we don't see more AC5 Strike Witches Crossovers...
>>32848841Chopper at the Top Gun meet and greet scene way back when.References to Thunderhead when meeting Merlin's older sister.
>>32848841Female Bartlett?I would be down for that.
>>32848841Would love to see art of the Razgriz strikers.
>>32848879Blaze was there too. A witch to Chopper's steelwing.
>>32849057Second one at top gun I think.
>>32849057Chopper was in thread 2 IIRC. Blaze was mentioned off hand while talking about points a little bit after that.
>>32849121>>32849115Huh.Brb, archive binging.
>>32848169Fuck you for killing PJ
>>32849184Thread 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20776399/
>>32849278Guess someone hasn't played Ace Combat Zero.
>>32849278>hasn't played the belkan war
>>32849251As if that wasn't a good thing.It was never confirmed if he died or not.
>>32849296>>32849318Admittedly I haven't but I thought he was talking about PJ witches
>>32849253Thank you.Really though, I was about due for an archive binge anyway.
>>32849350Not that anon but I just did my a little more then a week ago, the old days were so much simpler.
>>32849350Yeah, I just did an archive binge of both SWQ and 89.
>>32849380I miss the combat
>>32849395I haven't done a vanilla SWQ binge in a month of sundays
 Write in.“We can worry about it when we get to it, kiddo.” You point out. “For now, let's concentrate on what's in front of us.”“Yeah, I guess. Sorry, Frank.” She responds. “Everything checks out, my board is all green. Lighting them up.”“I mean, you can keep your options open.” You say, feeling, then hearing the big turbines spinning up behind you. “We've still got plenty of time before you need to decide anything, you know?” “Yeah. I'm excited about it, is all.” She says. “I always wanted to do that, now I really want to, after flying with you.”“Why's that?” You ask, checking your flaps and stabilizers as much as you can. “Well, now I've flown in a fighter in combat. I know what pilots need.” She says. “Remeber, not all crews are like us.” You point out. “Oh, I know.” She responds. “But they'll still want a lot of what the wyvern can do.”“Good point. We're rollin, you have the tower?” You ask. “Yeah. Barin tower on your first tac switch. We're working with RAF AWACS in the nimrod again, callsign hurricane.” She says. “No intercept control, Slider will be attacking us.” “That's a change. They get tired of us setting the pace?” You ask. “Ice said the matrons were more frustrated with us after Katya. They want to see what we can do, not watch us win in perfect conditions all the time.”“Screw 'em.” You respond, lining up on the runway and habitually looking out your canopy for your shooter- then remembering there isn't one. “I'm not taking my fighter into terrain at mach speeds to turn with a witch. There's a difference between showing them what we can do and being foolish.”1/2
>>32849324Well we do see part of his fuselage with his Emblem near Avalon Dam with a bouquet of flowers along side it in the epilogue.
“I know. But I think they think we're convinced we always have to win, and that's not the purpose of this.” She says. “But it doesn't matter, they're asking me so many questions after flying... If Mrs. Mackintosh wasn't so nice and didn't always have cake waiting for me I think I'd still be hiding in our room.”“Maybe that's why she's making it?” You say, grinning. “Maybe, but it's worth it. We're clear, steer for heading two-two-six, angels twenty. That'll keep us out of Heathrow's pattern and should keep us clear of most of Gatwick's traffic.” She orders. “Two-two-six at angels twenty.” You echo, indicating you've received and understood the directions. “We're going.” The wyvern jumps off the runway, eager to be back in the air, it seems. You start a lazy, spiraling climb up to your assigned height, watching the castle shrink out of your canopy with each spiral. Eventually, you reach your assigned altitude and level off, taking a south western heading towards the channel islands. “Any other air traffic we need to know about?” You ask, idly watching a jumbo jet in the distance lining up on what you assume is Heathrow airport's runway and slowly descending. “The ADA has some fighters up, but that's just to chase off anybody trying to break our airspace.” She says. “And there's a small private academy on Guernsey island, but they shouldn't be in the air at all.” “Good.” You know that slider is aggressive, and prefers up from below attacks- Pilots, even you, have a hard time seeing through the floor of your cockpit, and most fighters are traditionally blind in that arc, though you're significantly less so. Forcing her to come in from above, though, means giving up any kind of energy advantage, and means you'd be almost surely committed to a turning fight.  We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters.  We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.
>>32849463> We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters.
>>32849463> We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.
>>32849463>[x] We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters.Don't fight her battle.
>>32849463> We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.Eh, lets change this up abit.Give slider a handicap.
>>32849463[X] We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters.Shotguns are far less useful when shooting up.
>>32849438>perfect conditions all the time.”Perfect conditions would be missile spam and never even getting close enough for the witches to shoot.
>>32849463[x] We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.We always come in high. She isn't an idiot.
>>32849463> We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters. Also:>“Ice said the matrons were more frustrated with us after Katya. They want to see what we can do, not watch us win in perfect conditions all the time.”So they give us no missiles, then get butthurt when we refuse to give a witch all the possible advantages she could want? You'd think the matrons would be less pissy about steelwings showing their sparkly asses up after the Martian War
>>32849463>[X] We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.
>>32849438Shame witches in this quest universe don't have missiles under their strikers.
>>32849463>[x] We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.
>>32849463> We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters.>>32849506My thoughts also. They want to see what we do. This is what we do. Good lord...
>>32849505Trap shooting was here, anon is wrong.
>>32849463> We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.and by on the deck I mean STONHENGE IS FIRING
>>32849463[X] We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.
>>32849463> We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters.Somebodies going to learn how to beat us up here or we'll just keep spanking them.
>>32849463 > We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.
>>32849463> We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.Mix it up a bit.
>>32849463>they're asking me so many questions after flyingWe haven't done a debrief since the first flight, have we? We should probably sit with Merlin on one of those see what they keep stressing her out about.>[x] We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters. We got all these fancy cameras, may as well use them.
>>32849463> We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters.>turnfighting with a witch>any year
Does Slider know of our magi-radar or is that Ice only?
>>32849463> We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters. Uh huh. I like energy fighting. Been working well for us.>>32849564Why have we not been debrief or at least seen it in the quest?
>>32849463>[x] We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.Toss them an interesting fight, maybe they'll stop complaining.>Perfect conditionsWe'd have Agiles in a perfect conditions and if they want to see us do our thing it means we do our best to win which means no fighting in the mountains with a witch that knows them. Stupid cunts the Matrons are
>>32849595Old bitches ruling the world.....
>>32849590The only people that know are IMerlin, Ice, and Fronk.
>>32849590With Ice knowing, Slider has 100% chance of knowing. They share shit all the time...
>>32849593>Why have we not been debrief or at least seen it in the quest?Matrons are convinced Frank is just a good pilot and Merlin is the source of all the amazing. Probably consider consulting him redundant after getting his thoughts on the new generation of fighters against witches the one time.
>>32849618I know that this is probably true, but this magic radar thing is super friggin' secret. I'd fully trust Slider with it, and I'd guess that Ice has done so, but do we know one way or the other?
>>32849639Yes.Ice told Merlin to keep it quiet and only tell Fronk when he woke up from his coma.
>>32849463>[x] We'll get on the deck, means she'll be off her gameplan right away.Win in all conditions. FUCK THE POLICE
>>32849639Lets look at the whole talking to slider about those dreams we were having. Ice found out pretty fucking fast.
>>32849653Our dreams aren't the secret to giving steelwings an edge in witch combat
>>32849463> We'll stay up high- we'll want the energy and we're not as blind as other fighters.>all these people voting for deckReally? Fuck them. Until someone can prove we're not safe up there keep pushing that advantage.
>>32849673But considering, from what I remember, we asked Slider to keep it under wraps... Well I just don't see those two holding any secrets from each other no matter how big they are.
What if we fly high inverted just to troll her?
>>32849711I love this.
>>32849711She would just shoot us...
>>32849733And call us an asshat...
>>32849711wave at her
>>32849733She's trying to shoot us anyway.This way we can see her easier.
>>32849751We don't have a see through canopy.
>>32849748And maybe flip us the bird after that...
>>32849776it's the thought that counts
>>32849711O shit, this nigga is a winner
>>32849711>You were in a 4g inverted dive with a witch?
>>32849794we topgun again?
>>32849794no it was 5g
>>32849711I like this. This is so PILOT, we need to do this. Seconding!
>>32849711That would be the best.
>>32849818I miss that. It was fun there. This... shit isn't fun. Hasn't been fun awhile now.
>>32849857I miss our cat.
>>32849870So do I.
>>32849857I happen to disagree, but you're allowed to have your own opinion
>>32849857There's still fun up here. not as much as when we were full TopGun, and there's a lot of heavy shit alongside it, but we're hardly full gloom
>>32849857Ya....we are not being pilot..
>>32849794>We were maintaining unit cohesion and communication, ma'am. >We were giving her the bird.
>>32849857I'm having fun
>>32849870>>32849878I miss our... dog? Rufus is a dog, right?
>>32849711Let's do thisFUQ DA MATRONZ
>>32849907All I remember it was a big dog and liked Slider, a lot.
>>32849907Youre wrong, hes a fluffy tyrannosaur. We just havent noticed yes.
>>32849890Though on the flipside, taking things relatively seriously in the air has kept us from losing potentially every witch in the squadron
>>32849907For certain values of Dog.
>>32849925The feeling is mutual, as tsun as Slider is about it
>>32849907Yea he's a dog, if he was a bear Fronk would have named him Bob.
>>32849929On the other hand, we're away from the front, and indeed are at Barin.We need to PILOT it up some more.If only because it's tradition.
>>32849981That's true.This is Top Gun Mk.2: Barin Boogaloo
>>32849929Yeah, planefag said we somehow barely avoided practically every character dying at some point or the other.
>>32849711So another incident where we showing and get hurt and force I use the gnome powers.Yeah this is so smart
>>32850000So did Ghost>>32849981Barin's gonna slowly drive Fronk mad
>>32850005The Matrons want to see gnome powers.
>>32850005...No?One does not lead to the other at all.
>>32850020Frank is already getting a little witch-crazy. Even his steelwing-mate are witches!
>>32850005That...wouldn't be a bad thing.Well, it would, because it would probably hurt the Wyvern, and that's bad.But in the grand scheme of things, we're here to see just what our GNOMEishness can do. And it seems to be most powerful in high stress situations.
>>32850023No the Matrons don't know what they want and it's irritating as hell.
>>32850023And we DON'T want to show them those powers. We're supposed to be pretending that we're perfectly normal.
>>32850072One of these days the western militaries are just going to stop suffering matronly bullshit. It will be a glorious day.
>>32849711I really hoping Ghost isn't taking this serious...This is nothing more than being a petty asshole and we're facing up against a friend/fellow squadronmate. I rather go up against her seriously than try and do something foolish just to show some bitches up.
>>32850081Since fucking when?
>>32850096we will need METAL GEAR! first
>>32850072No, the matrons just want to prove that their sparkles still beat a steelwing in a dogfight>>32850063and Barin's just magnifying it. It's not long until we start naming witches after our various personality characteristics
>>32850096>Implying all militaries aren't even more full of shit.>>32850081How in God's name did you come to that conclusion?
>>32850081What fucking quest have you been following?
>>32850113nofunallowed.jpgWe're not being petty, we're just mixing things up a bit for our fucking sanity.
>>32850081How'd you figure that?
>>32850141>>32850132>>32850115The one that decided "Fuck the Matrons". Showing off our gnome powers is giving them exactly what they wanted.
>>32850167Oh, it's this faggot
>>32850167Not you again. We want to figure this stuff out too,Pic related, it's you.
>>32850113...Remember this thread? http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20950082/I think Slider's okay with us trolling her.
>>32850113To be fair, it's perfectly valid, when fighting an enemy that likes to attack from below, to position yourself where you have the best chance of seeing them.AND, it could also be a good lesson to Slider (we are against Slider, right?) to not be predictable.>>32850167If anything, the matrons seem to want to prove that we, as in Frank, have very little to do with anything and that it's all Merlin that's doing all the sparkly shit.
>>32850129>start naming witches after our various personality characteristicsWhen that happens they'll need to call in a specialist on that subject.
>>32850167And also what we will need to beat the Aliums.Bitches or not Matrons are still humans and we are sure as shit going to want every advantage when Mars Attacks
>>32850276>russian firearm discussion.jpg
Is it time to break out the lewds again?
>>32850532Give it 3-4 more minutes.
>>32849438"You make an interesting point. We'd probably learn more from a loss than a win."
>>32850590HA HA Fuck No.Well, the Matrons might eventually learn something from the everliving shit getting kicked out of their protegés. Eventually.
I miss the Russians.
>>32850650There's a Russian in our pants.
>>32850590At this point in time I'm not sure it'd be "wise" to lose...especially to a witch from our squadron. After handing Katya, Ice, and Young their sparkly asses, I can't see it going down very well if we let Slider win. ESPECIALLY so if it looks like we let her
 Inverted because being able to say “because I was inverted” and have Young cough “bullshit” is too rich to pass up. Behind you, Merlin begins starting up the wyvern's impressive sensor suite, while you maintain altitude. Despite knowing Slider's preference for up from below attacks- though, honestly, she's just as good at anything else, she just prefers this method- you think you've hit upon a plan. Merlin, for her part, doesn't say anything when you start to roll the fighter inverted, holding it there for a count of ten before flipping it upright again to allow the blood to leave your head. It's a good way to a fast headache, you know, but you don't figure you'll have to do it for long before you either see her or one of the sensor systems picks her up. It's not long at all before Merlin calls out her contact- “Frank! There's Slider, right below us!” You instantly look down- craning your neck up, almost hitting the top of your helmet on the back of your ejection seat, and spot her- she's closing fast, her shotguns held out in front of her, her elbows only slightly bent. “Yeah.... yeah, I got her. Tally ho.” You respond. “One bandit, six o'clock low.” “Frank she brought the autos!” Merlin calls. “She's closing into gun range!”  Dive away, build some energy! Maneuver away, try to maintain altitude! There's nothing down low but ocean and a couple islands anyway! Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!
>>32850660goddammit konstantina wait your turn
>>32850666> Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!
>>32850666>[x] Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!Go for afterburner!
>>32850590We'd learn even less from an intentional loss. We'll just wait for them to send us up against someone good enough to take us out.
>>32850666AUTOS!?! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK>[x] Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!
>>32850666 Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!
>>32850666> Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!Come and get us snake lady.
>>32850666> Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!The crazy plan worked. It's too late. Barin has us now
>>32850666> Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!GIGANTIC MASSIVE THRUST SPAMLET'S PUT ON SPEED TO MAKE A FOXBAT BLUSH
>>32850666> Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!Punch it!
>>32850666>climb away>taunt her by waggling our wings, while inverted.
>>32850666[x] Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!We spaceplane now
>>32850771>and afecting a steve Irwin voice>THIS HEEYAH IS THE SLOIDAH, ONE OF THE DEADLIEST AND MOST AGGRESSIVE SPEEYCIES AHV SNAYKES KNOWN TA MAN>I'M GONNA POKE IT WITH A CANNON
>>32850666...This is a WITCH! Little mass and lots of power. Climbing is what they do best! Dive away, build some energy!
>>32850734Hey, until we're flying inverted to cover a witch in the drink, or pointing a handgun at our superiors, or ramming our jet into a dread, or sneaking on to a ship to secure Ice cream, it has not taken us. Barin will have us soon though, for she is a cruel mistress.
>>32850666>[x] Rescue Katya>[x] While inverted
>>32850825To be fair, it's been implied we have SANIC thrust, we've just never used it.We chickened out of the GOTTAGOFAST test.
>>32850823YES! YES! OH PLEASE!
>>32850666>[x] Dive away, build some energy!We are rolled inverted. To climb we either have to roll again or push nose down and climb like your fat mother out of her rascal. Diving is going to get us out of the kill zone faster
>>32850666> Maneuver away, try to maintain altitude! There's nothing down low but ocean and a couple islands anyway!
>>32850666>[x] climb away>[x] taunt her by waggling our wings, while inverted.>[x] Steve Irwin
>>32850823Weren't there a bunch of posts in that vein earlier on in the quest?
>>32850823Oh my yes
>>32850907I think Fronk made comments with a faux-aussie accent, only to have someone point out that we were actually predating Steve Irwin's show by a bit
>>32850907Well, Steve IS known to wrangle snakes and crocodiles more then anything else. So it's a natural comparison.That being said, when are we going to see meet a witch with a croc familiar? Perhaps named Terri?
>>32850823>after we land>Aussie witch turns to some other witches>"Hold my beer for a sec"
>>32850944And fuck. I forgot about that.Disregard >>32850965
>>32850967Isn't Merlin from Australia?
>>32850666[X] Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!
>>32850823You guys are priceless tonight! Seconding in saying this too.
>>32851011...why would she be in the US navy if she were?
>>32851035>>32851011Her Grandma is Australian.She's full Yank.
>>32851035Wait I meant she has relatives from Australia?But considering the guy who was Duke Cunninghams (the only US Navy ace during Vietnam) RIO was actually from Ireland, it's not impossible.
>>32850666>[x] Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!Accidentally deleted my vote some how, must be the lack of sleep.>>32851011Her grandma is from the Land of Aussies
>>32850666>[X] Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!>[x] Steve
>>32850666>>32851108>[X] Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!>[x] SteveShe's going to kill us.But I don't care
>>32850944CROCODILE DUNDEE THENCLOSE E FUCKING NOUGH
>>32850823>(while turn fighting) BETTAH KEEP A FIRM GRASP ON HER TAIL OR SHEEL TURN AROUND AND BOIGHT YA>(when she shoots at us) WHOA WOULDN'T WANNA TAKE A WHACK FROM A SNAKE THIS SIZE>(If she starts cussing at us) QUITE VENOMOUS THIS ONEAnd just before the killshot>DON'T TRYE THIS AT HOME KIDS, OIHM A PROFFESSIONAL
All this talk about Aussies makes me want an Aussie Lassitude of our own with the ground crew.
>>32851313Oh man if we do this over open channels we're boned the moment we land. Perhaps in more ways than one
>Let's fly inverted so we can go next-level topgun!>Let's make a steve irwin impression over open mic to Slider to piss her off!/tg/ is in rare form tonight.
>>32851334I think we are getting sick of witch politics and its bs
>>32851334Don't forget:>Let's try and outclimb a witch, the undisputed queens of the power/weight ratio!
>>32851327>Ice waiting for us when we land"What, precisely, did you mean by... POKE HER WITH YOUR CANNON?"
>>32851334shhh, let it happen. Let them have their fun. We gotta loose every once in awhile.
>>32851351AND THEN IT WORKS
>>32851334This is all from SWQ Vanilla.Barin gets to all pilots. It's a curse.
>>32851334Can't we re-live the good old days? Just once? The Matrons are getting to us, we need to blow off some steam.>>32851355"Cause my gun is reserved for private events."
>>32851355>>32851363Ice and Sloider wait for frank to deplane and tag team beating his ass then and there in the hangar
>>32851372We need to ask Mack how he handles it. This is the second time he's come to Barin and he's none worse for wear.
>>32851334We're sick of the matron's shit and need to take it out in an environment that won't get us or the squadron killed.
>>32851372yep barin has a effect on pilotsIT DRIVES EM MAD!
>>32851313perfect!>>32851327That maybe true, but it's worth it.
>>32851350>>32851357>>32851372>>32851382>>32851395Shit guys, I don't know why you're so butt-blasted. I'm condoning every last piece of bullshit antics we get our asses into today. Fuck the police, etc.
>>32851394Because the thing Mack pilots doesn't roll inverted very easily. And when it does, those don't usually pull out of their dive.
>>32851421>Shit guys, I don't know why you're so butt-blasted.Other people are being fagots and we're kinda knee-jerking. Sorry mate.
>>32851421Which thread is that from, I must know
>>32851452No problem. we're good.>>32851459A few searches and it appears to be labelled "Strike Witches L" in the sup/tg/ archive. the OP post is >>18384238 (and yes that link should be dead)
>>32851459You should be able to track it down via Foolz.
>>32851459Here ya go. I have no idea which one this is because planefag never numbered them.http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/18384238/#18387130
>>32851524>http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/18384238/#18387130>>32851526>>32851533You guys are my heroes.
>>32851533Fap Angel's thoughts:>"Even in death I still fuck you"
Fellows, I fear we broke the Ghostdivsion. We need to summon the Mouse to check to see if he's alright.
Did Zeus get ghost?
>>32851833>>32851839the reds got him!
>>32851833>>32851839Just bring out the lewds, that'll get him.
>>32851524I remember that thread. It was a good one. Especially because I suggested polar bear and I find that pic wildly amusing.
[x] Climb away! She's already burnt a lot of energy climbing up to us, she can't hold it much longer!You push the throttles forward to their stops, listening to- and, in a small way, thrilling in, the scream of the afterburner's roar as they come to life, suddenly allowed to access the whole of Merlin's prodigious power- not to mention the jet fuel being sprayed directly into the exhaust, superheating the air and slamming you back into your seat. You also thumb open your mic- selecting a broadband broadcast, and conjuring up your best Austrailan accent. “This heeyah is the Sloidah!” You gleefully say, trying to not grunt against the crushing G as your fighter rides it's afterburner plumes almost vertically into the sky, the altitude in your HUD having long since switched over to increasing by hundreds of feet. “One of the deadliest and most aggressive speeycies ahv snaykes known ta man!” “Frank what-” Someone- it sounds like Katya, maybe, though it's hard to tell. “I'm gonna poke it with a cannon!” You finish. At least one person laughs- probably mav, knowing her, though, looking back, Slider doesn't look too amused by the statement. She's not closing as fast, but she's still closing, her power to weight being much, much better than yours, enhanced turbofans or no. “She's still closing Frank!” Merlin warns, looking back over the fighter at the witch- still distant, but growing fast enough to be a concern. “Ahz you can see, this whan is quite aggressive! Whoa! Wouldn't want ta take a whack from a snake like her!” You respond, still over the open, rolling away from a scattering of shot- fired at extreme range, it probably wouldn't have done anything, but it's better to have been safe than not. “She's going to kill you, you know.” Merlin says, placidly. “She's dropping back, we've probably capped out her ceiling.”1/2
You look down at your altimeter as you level out- you've topped out at almost sixty five thousand feet- well, well above where any witch wants to tangle. “She's breaking off and heading for the deck, frank.” Merlin announces. “we're too high up for her.”If she gets to the deck it'll limit your options- you'll be able to dive on her, sure, but you'll be at a disadvantage if you don't get her in a bounce, since you won't have the room to dive past her, and you don't think you'll have much of a chance of outclimbing her again- to be honest, you probably got lucky this time, you figure. Turning on her now, though, means that she's going to be a harder target- she's already in a dive and pulling away, traveling almost directly away from you. You'll be able to overtake in a dive, but if she manages to turn it on you, you'll be in for a fight.  Wait for a better opening, we'll just wing it if one doesn't happen.  This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!
>>32851898> This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!
>>32851898> This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!Dragging the quest longer, for more commentary.
>>32851898> This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!press the advantage
>>32851898>[X] This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!>[x] SteveLet's have some fun
>>32851888>ice misses the hijinx....well well
>>32851898[X] This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!Take every single risk possible in this fight.
>>32851898> This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!> Strayan accent too
>>32851898> This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!of course she's going to turn it on us
>>32851898>[x] This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!>[x] steve
>>32851898>[X] This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!
>>32851898> Wait for a better opening, we'll just wing it if one doesn't happen.We've had sparklies turn on us like that before, and I don't fancy doing it against a witch with auto shotguns- even with dat ass.
>>32851921>Take every single risk possible in this fight.And still win.FUQ DA MATRONZCHECK UR WITCC PRIVILEGE BITCHEZ
>>32851898> This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!Gotta work something in about keeping a hold of the snake by its tail and watching for it doubling back on itself to bite you.
>>32851898> This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!> Continue being Steve
>>32851898 This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her! More Steve!
>>32851962That's exactly how you DON'T handle a snake, but it's not like Frank is an actual expert
>>32851898>[x] Wait for a better opening, we'll just wing it if one doesn't happen. If we dive on her, she will turn and those autos won't be fun in that fight. Well I think I should get to bed before passing out at my desk... again. Night you magnificent bastards!
>>32851898> Wait for a better opening, we'll just wing it if one doesn't happen.
>>32851898> This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!>>32851888>She kind of missed the hijinx, even if she'll never admit itWell then.We have to drag her on another crazy adventure.
>>32851898[X] This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!
>>32851991Which I find amusing because that's pretty much how I always remember Steve handling snakes.
>>32851898>[x] This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!I want to see Frank's overconfidence catch up to him.
>>32851898> This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!> Steve IntensifiesWe're never really gonna have a better opening than this>“She's going to kill you, you know.” Merlin says, placidly.Oh Merlin, you're growing up before our very eyes>>32851991Grabbing it by the hips is EXACTLY how you handle the Female Bountifully-Hipped North American Sloidah
>>32851898> Wait for a better opening, we'll just wing it if one doesn't happen.Of fucking course she's going to turn it on us, they always fucking do.
>>32852026And how many times was he bitten? I recall 'a lot'
>>32852043I never said it was proper, just that it amused me.
>>32852043You won't want to be bitten by slider?
>>32852043Still surprised an crocodile or snake didn't do him in. . .
>>32852075Not with the fangs she has right now>>32852086We all are, mate
>>32852075Oh I do anon, but only in much more comfortable surroundings, namely sharing a bed with her, Ice and Katya
>>32852113She can join the fun eventually, but the other harem members gotta proper educate her first.
>>32852130do we also run our own PMC?
>>32852113I like Konstantina, but I can't for the life of me imagine what she'd do if she saw Frank all lewd with Slider, Ice, AND Katya...all naked. I'm pretty sure she'd faint right there.>>32852075I do. I doubt, however, that she'd be the biting type...ain't she super vanilla or something?
This whole thread.Oh God my sides! Please come back!
>>32852141I'm sure she'd learn
>>32852142we need to bring back the hijinx more.
What would happen if we lost a hop? Just for clarification sake.
>>32851898>[x] This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!"Let's see if we can grab her while she's turned her back."In our best Australian.
>>32852141>I'm pretty sure she'd faint right there.At which point she gets dragged into the bed too.
>>32852161Less chance to get Top Gu-Absolutely nothing. The matrons learn one of our limits
>>32852161Slider gets the biggest fucking bragging rights ever.That's bout it.
>>32852161The Sparkles would have bragging rights...especially the one who beat "THE EAGLE OF TANANA" or whatever we are now. And the matrons would get to tut tut about and say "see, we told you witches still own the skies!">>32852186Then she'd wake up in medias res...and pass right the fuck back out
>>32852196I have a mental image of a snake eating an eagle right now. . .
>>32852209I'm pretty sure our snake is the one who wants to get eaten...
>>32852193Wait, what are Franks limits right now?
>>32852209Other way around, man. Eagles eat snakes.
>>32852209Slider's new crotch tattoo
>>32852196Not really, I imagine she'll be pissed as hell as if we didn't take her seriously
>>32852254I'd eat Slider all night long. If you know what I mean.
>>32852246This snake's gonna eat Frank's snake.
>>32852265I don't follow....
>>32852241Annoyingly hard to determine
>>32852075> PEOPLE TEND TO THINK O SNAIKS AS COLD BLOODED MONSTAHS WITH THE KISS OF DEATH. BUT THE SLOIDAH IS A CONSTRICTAH, WITH HIPS THAT COULD CRUSH THE LIFE OUT O ANY MAN.> EVEN THE GREATEST HUGS IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM WON'T SAVE THE SLOIDAH FROM HER NATURAL PREDITAH, THE SILVER TANANAN EAGLE.
>>32852342Darn it Starshadow! I was trying to get a drink here! Now I have to clean my screen. Good Job!
>>32852342Slider's going to kill us.It'll be glorious.
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>>32852555Slider throatfucks fronk with her tail.
Quick! Someone force-update the archive.
>>32852572Or assfucks.I forget which is which.