>>32921850
>Goddamn it, she’s shorter than you damn it how did she get bigger than you fucking fuck why
Because she's not running them off.

> “Can’t talk. Waffles.”

>>32921850
>> “Can’t talk. Waffles.”

>>32921850
>“Can’t talk. Waffles.”

No wonder Trude has gained so much weight in the last few weeks. Her life is food.

>>32921850
>> “Can’t talk. Waffles.”
Inside every fat girl is a thin girl and a lot of waffles.

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Also...

>>32921850
>Blood
Teach Kitten how to brush properly, Jesus.

>Been waiting all day for this

>"Can't talk. Waffles"

> “Can’t talk. Waffles.”

You take the plate of waffles from her and start eating. Nancy supposes that’s the best answer she’s going to get from you, and says to Kitten, “How about you?”

Kitten shrugs as she buttons up her blouse. “Oh, I slept like a baby. Trudy makes an excellent pillow you know.”

“Oh, I can see two things that make excellent pillows,” you say. Kitten giggles as she takes her plate.

Nancy smiles. “I’m glad! But irregardless. We have a baseball game to go to today!”

You nod. “Yeah-“

Kitten says, “Nancy.” Nancy looks at her, smiling. “Um… nevermind.” The two of you look at her, confused.

“Anyway,” you say. “Yeah, Washington Nats versus who knows.”

Nancy nods. “Of course. Oh, and Anzio picked up a place to have the practice match. I’ve already forwarded the tanks there. It’ll be down in Delaware.”

You blink. “Delaware exists?” Kitten looks at you like you’re crazy. “I’m just saying, nobody ever remembers Delaware. I always put it up there with mythical things people have seen like Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman, and morbidly obese people.”

Nancy smiles at that. “Oh you. Anyway, enjoy yourselves. We’ll be downstairs. Kitten’s parents are already over too.” She shuts the door behind her as she leaves, leaving you with Kitten.

> Eat Breakfast
> Put on a new outfit (Fuck it, you’ve got a shitton clothes. TIME TO ACCESSORISE)
> Talk with Kitten
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32921850
> "Can't talk, staring at Kitten's breasts."
> "Oh, and waffles."

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>>32922137
Forgot the pic.

>>32922137
>> Eat Breakfast
> Talk with Kitten

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>>32922137
>Put on a new outfit (Fuck it, you’ve got a shitton clothes. TIME TO ACCESSORISE)

Let's look awesome!

>>32922137
> Put on a new outfit (Fuck it, you’ve got a shitton clothes. TIME TO ACCESSORISE)
Fuck yes

>>32922137
> Talk with Kitten
> Put on a new outfit (Fashion show with Kitten)

Trude, people remember Delaware because that's where Grandpa Joe's from. Now New Hampshire? Vermont? No one remembers THOSE places.

>>32922137
> Eat Breakfast
> Talk with Kitten

>>32922163
There's a brewery on Anzio's side of the map?

>>32922278
They have their priorities right. The goal of the match is to capture and hold the brewery the longest!

>>32922163
Possibly a stupid question, but can you confirm we are Red?

>>32922305
Not a stupid question: we had gotten mixed up last time, too.

>>32922305
Haven't we been blue pretty much every time, though?

>>32922364
I think so, but it's not a bad idea to double check.

One thing I would like to see on these maps are scales. I'd rather not have to Google the map to see how far it is from point A to point B.

>>32922364

Probably, but given the last match and >>32922339, I'd rather get it confirmed quick, rather than waiting until match time.

>>32922305
LGA is always listed as blue.

>>32922408
These maps are usually set down at a 1 kilometer scale. I used to be able to set down a scale for them, but switching computers and to a new version of google maps has somehow made that harder.

> Eat Breakfast
> Put on a new outfit (Fuck it, you’ve got a shitton clothes. TIME TO ACCESSORISE)
> Talk with Kitten

You burst out of the closet, a waffle between your teeth and a new outfit on you. A red blouse, a white miniskirt, and a grey cardigan with high grey stockings and boots. You quickly chew down the waffle and say, “What do you think? Hype or hype as fuck, Kitten?”

Kitten smiles, sitting on your bed. “Or.”

You smirk. “Haha, let me come out.” You enter the closet, then come back out. You’re now in a big t-shirt reaching all the past your buttocks. Khaki short shorts, nice sneakers, the works. “How about this?”

“You look like a prostitute,” says Kitten. You roll your eyes then head back into the closet again.

You open up the closet. This striped turtleneck sweater is killing you but damn does it show off your curves. Good jeans as well. Simple stuff. “How about now?”

Kitten smiles smugly. “The best time to wear a striped sweater…”

Oh boy. “Is all the time…”

“One with a collar, turtleneck, that’s the kind.”

Griselda opens up the door. “Yo, Gertrude!” You look over at her. “You got a visitor. A very scary visitor.”

Ah, that must be Fairless.

Griselda says, “She’s come with her Dad too. They’re talking restomods and carburetors and Top Gear and all this petrolhead stuff that I can’t discern. You want I should send her up?”

> Send her up
> Nope, I’ll come down
> Write in

>>32922454
> Nope, I’ll come down

>>32922454
>> Send her up
"Sure. Trying to look good here."

>>32922454
> Nope, I’ll come down
Awww, but that first outfit sounded so nice.

>>32922454
>> Send her up

Switch back to t-shirt and khakis!

Long Shirts are my fetish ;_;

>>32922454
> Send her up
Get some outfit-advice from her too! Can talk cars after.

>>32922454
> Send her up

>>32922454
> Send her up
What outfit Bernadette??!?

>>32922454
>> Send her up

>>32922454
>> Send her up
Dress us Fairless-sempai!

> Send her up

Griselda opens the door shyly for Bernadette F. Fairless. Fairless is wearing a heavy green scarf, a white blouse, a green sweatervest, and a black miniskirt. All accompanied by black thighs for her those amazing legs of hers. Around her shoulders is her trenchcoat. Fairless nods to her, then tries to smile at her. Griselda immediately runs away. “Sorry!” says Griselda.

“Damn it,” says Fairless. She points to your trashcan. You nod, then she spits some gum out into it. “Well, your sister is nice, Gertrude.”

You nod. “Yeah, don’t worry, she’ll warm up to you I’m sure.”

Kitten nods. “Hey, Bernadette. What are you doing here?”

“My Dad dragged me- I mean-“ Fairless sighs. “Not that I don’t want to come to your house, he just insisted I come with. He wanted to thank your Dad in person for the car. They’re downstairs talking about my Dad’s restomod business.”

Kitten asks, “What’s a restomod?”

“Restomods are classic cars with some modern enhancements and technology. You know like Tankery Unlimited?” You both nod. “Yeah, that’s basically how it works.”

“Cool,” you say.

> “So what do you think of my outfit? Yay, nay?”
> “Ready for the baseball game today?”
> “Well, I’ll go check on them for a bit, how about you and Kitten talk for a bit?”
> Write in

>>32922624
>> “Well, I’ll go check on them for a bit, how about you and Kitten talk for a bit?”
> “So what do you think of my outfit? Yay, nay?”

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>>32922624
>So what do you think of my outfit? Yay, nay?”

Tell us we're pretty, sempai!

Also attached is a moron-friendly map. Designed by a moron, with a moron in mind.

>>32922624
> “So what do you think of my outfit? Yay, nay?”
> “Ready for the baseball game today?”
Gotta get these before we see if they can manage alone.

>>32922624
> “So what do you think of my outfit? Yay, nay?”

Trude really doesn't know anything about cars, so that's not exactly a good opening for those two to hang out. They can bond by making Trude into their personal dressup doll.

>>32922624
>like unlimited tankery
That's unfair. Restomods are fully reversible upgrades that make old cars safer and better to drive. Even Jay Leno does them.

>>32922661
As a fellow moron, I thank you.

Well, this one seems kind of straight forward. If my guess is correct there are some scattered residential areas, and not a lot of greenery. It's probably all flat, too, though looking for terrain maps should be done.

Dunno. Break off into four teams, first team dive straight through on the highway, one goes north, one goes south, and the last hangs back and supports whomever needs it?

>>32922624
>> “So what do you think of my outfit? Yay, nay?”
>> “Ready for the baseball game today?”

> “So what do you think of my outfit? Yay, nay?”

You spin around a bit for Fairless. “What do you think, Bernadette? Like my outfit?”

Bernadette smiles a little. “I think it looks good on you.”

Kitten crosses her arms, pouting. “Well, I think it looks good too, Trudy.”

You smile at Kitten. “Thanks!” She smiles back.

Bernadette stands around a bit, awkwardly. “Well, you’ve got quite the room in here, Gertrude.”

You nod. “Yeah. Dad doesn’t let anybody in here on threat of being shot to death.” You motion to the closet. “Even most of my clothes are still here, I don’t carry them with me onto LGA, too much stuff you know? Just one outfit’s fine.”

“I see,” says Bernadette. “Well, cool stuff I suppose.”

> Head Downstairs
> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)
> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32922849
>> Talk with Fairless (New Car)

>>32922849
> Pose for more outfits
I want this.

>>32922849
Yeah, this:
>>32922881
> Pose for more outfits

>>32922849
> Pose for more outfits
> Talk with Fairless (New Car)

I like both of these ideas. I'm hoping that those two will actually talk while we JoJo pose in clothing.

>>32922849
> Pose for more outfits

>>32922849
> Pose for more outfits
Draw me like one of your french girls.

>>32922849
> Pose for more outfits
> Talk with Fairless (New Car)
How's she liking it?

>>32922945
But she doesn't have the proper equipment here, anon.
I sure wouldn't mind though.

>>32922849
> Pose for more outfits
> Talk with Fairless (New Car)

Maybe try something sexy for them and see their reactions.

>>32922969
I'm sure Trude has pencils and paper somewhere around in her room...

> HOLY SHIT I AM FUCKING FABULOUS
> Talk with Fairless

You burst out of the closet once again. You’re now wearing a black pencil skirt, a white blouse, typical office girl stuff. “How about this?”

Bernadette says, “That doesn’t suit you.” You blink. “That is… you can wear it, it doesn’t… yeah.”

Kitten chuckles. “Take it from Bernadette.”

You cross your arms. “Fine.” You enter the closet again, then burst out once more. You’re now in a Nats Jersey, a red skirt, and knee high boots. “What do you think of this?”

Kitten says, “Maybe you should wear that for the game.” Bernadette nods, agreeing.

You nod. “Sure, I’ll consider it.” You enter into the closet once again. As you’re fishing out for a new outfit, you “accidentally” eavesdrop on Kitten and Fairless.

Kitten says, “So… cool car, huh?”

“Very cool car,” says Fairless. “Dad says it’s mine since I bought it. That means I get to drive it when I’d like. Why, you want to ride?”

“Oh…” Kitten pauses a bit. “I dunno. I mean… so I hear you draw.”

“Yeah. Shocking swerve from cars, don’t you think.”

“W-well… just. You drew… Trudy in there. Naked.”

“Yes I did.”

“… yeah… um. Was it fun?”

“… are you implying she and I-“

“NO! NO! God no! I mean, she would definitely be a lot more different if you did- I just… I’m wondering- I mean. Uh. Wow. I’m lost now. I’m going to stop talking this is so fucking awkward now.”

Baby steps, Kitten. Baby steps.

You burst out of the closet once again, wearing a red turtleneck, some checkered stockings that you had lying around, brown boots, and black short shorts. “How about this?”

They both smile. “Looks good!” they say. Those two couldn’t look more awkward if they tried.

> Head Downstairs
> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)
> Talk with Fairless (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32923116
Mission accomplished.
> Head Downstairs

>>32923010
I want to see Fairless draw Kitten drawing nude Trude

>>32923116
>Head Downstairs

Maybe Bernadette can take us for a ride.
In her car.

>>32923116
> Head downstairs with a grin like a cat that ate the cream.

Wa ha ha.

>>32923116
> Head Downstairs
with a girl on each arm
> Talk with Kitten (Topic?)
whisper to her if she'd like to draw us naked

>>32923116
>> Head Downstairs

>>32923116
I'll second >>32923212

Guys what is the Agenda for today?

>>32923116
>Ask Fairless about the book

>>32923186
Trude pls.

>>32923186
> I want to see Trude drawing nude Fairless draw nude Kitten drawing nude Trude.

Fixed that for you.

>>32923253
>>32923249
and have them surrounded by mirrors

>>32923116
>Collect the cooking book from fairless.
>Head downstairs

We need to give that to either the purple heart or girl scouts

>>32923278
Which would need it more?

>>32923287
probably girl scouts, fix that one girls terrible cookie cooking

>>32923309
But Nezumi will die if she's being polite and kee[ taking hits for the team if Izumi doesn't learn.

>>32922661
Any plan to deal with Anzio?

Will their be a team meeting today?

Also who is flag tank?

>>32923341
I don't think it's a flag battle... we should double check on that.

>>32923341

Aren't all practice matches annihilation matches?

>>32923370
We didn't do that with Kay, the practice match with Kay was flag.

> Head Downstairs

You, Fairless, and Kitten head downstairs. Fairless reaches into her bag. “Oh, here.” It’s Anyone Can Cook. “I uh… figured I’d give this back. I think I know how to cook at this rate.”

You take it. “Oh, thanks!” Kitten puffs her cheeks out, frowning a bit. What’s her problem? “Say, Kitten. Fairless does a lot of drawing you know.”

“Oh, yeah, I know,” says Kitten. “Figures.”

“If you want to learn how to draw, she’s the girl to go,” you say whimsically.

Fairless says, “Well, I don’t consider myself much of a teacher, but I suppose if you want, I can try, Carol.”

Kitten crosses her arms. “Whatever.”

Dad and Fairless’s Father walk out of the door. They both laugh. “And I tell you something good sir!” says Mister Fairless. “I mean, my garage ain’t exactly Leno’s but damn if you want, you can take a look round my garage anyday.”

Dad grins. “Ah, I’m terrible driver. That garage will be a scrapyard when I’m done with it!” They laugh harder at that. They both look at you. “Ah, Gertrude! Meet my newest best friend, behind Caldwell of course.”

“You know you love me!” yells Mister Smith from the TV Room.

Mister Fairless smiles, offering his hand. Holy shit his moustache is amazing. “I hear a lot about you young lady.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>32923395
> Boast

>>32923395
>> Boast

>>32923395
> Polite
All good Trude hopes.

>>32923395
>> Boast

>>32923395
German, isn't the Strumpanzer done?

We asked on thanksgiving, and Mr.Miksha had all friday to work on it.

Should it be done today?

>>32923395
>> Polite

>>32923395
> Boast.

>>32923395
> Boast

>>32923459
> Boast

You grin, shaking his hand firmly. “Expect to hear a lot more soon!”

He laughs. “You’ve got quite the child, Pool. I like the cut of her jib. Wouldn’t mind it if my little Bernie put a ring on it.”

Fairless rolled her eyes. “Dad.”

“Now, I know you hate being called Bernie,” says Mister Fairless. “Tell you what, you gotta to be round for the baseball game tonight and you got that little match tomorrow. You can stay here if you’d like. No issues.” You smile at Fairless. “Not like you’ll get pregnant or anything.” Caldwell laughs from the other room, he must have heard that.

Fairless sighs. “Well, if it’s okay with the Pools.”

“Sure it is,” says Dad.

“Right then!” says Mister Fairless. “I oughta get back up to Penn State. Nice meeting you, Pool.” He pats Dad on the back and heads out the door.

> Figure out what to do for today (Subquests? Hang out with anyone?)
> Make Lunch
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32923608
>> Make Lunch

Put Fairless's new skill to the test!

>>32923608

> Figure out what to do for today (Purple Heart Loyalty Quest)
>Make Lunch

>>32923608
> Make Lunch
Mister Fairless is a Cool Dude, Caldwell better step it up for Kitten's salke.

>>32923608
What?

> Figure out what to do for today (Purple Heart)
> Make Lunch

>>32923608
>Figure out what to do for today (Subquests? Hang out with anyone?)

Purple Heart. And is there a new step in Konigsberg, or is that done?

>>32923608
>> Make Lunch
make Kitten a big lunch, the girl needs food to grow

>>32923713
>Try to fatten Kitten up
>It all goes to her tits

Trudy quality planning.

>>32922718
Why not just get on top of the interstate and rain death?

>>32923608
>> Figure out what to do for today (Purple Hearts)
>> Make Lunch

We need to watch the Kursk vs St.Golorianna

>>32923825
Is it an elevated highway or is it ground level?

>>32923608
This >>32923833
Study the enemy

>>32923884
Territory is flat.

> Make Lunch
> Figure out what to do for today (Go for Broke)

Time for some Chicken and Dumplings. You cook some chicken in water, use the broth to cook the dumplings. Griselda helps you make the dumplings, which is an easy enough job. It’s comfort food you reckon. And the first thing Fairless needs is some comfort considering she’s essentially been stranded in foreign territory. All she knows about Virginia is that it’s part of the South and the South is filled with rednecks.

Not so for NORTHERN VIRGINIA.

Ugh, your southern heritage just died a little.

You present the finished dish to your family. The doorbell rings. “I’ll get it.” You walk over to the door and open it up.

“Apologies!” the Japanese team says. “May we come in?” You nod, smiling.

“Hey girls,” you say. “I was just about to call. What are you guys doing here?”

Assam says, “We wanted to watch the Saint Gloriana versus Kursk Girls Boarding School match. We were going to do it on LGA but then we realized you have a big screen TV with lots of sounds and stereos. Bigger than anything we have!”

Alisa says, “But not as big as Kay’s.”

You nod. “Sure, go ahead. The Smiths are already in the TV Room if you can convince them to part with the TV.”

> Go watch the Match
> Eat Lunch
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32923825
reasons against

#1: completely uncovered and exposed with no cover or protective terrain to hide behind

#2: not all of our tanks have the same gun depression, which would mean some can take shots and others can't, meaning we can't bring all our guns to bear on the same target/s/location/s

#3: NO flexibility AT ALL, you either win immediately, or lose immediately

its a shitty plan

>>32923884
Generally in the states, when a highway and an interstate meet, the Interstate is raised above the highway. But I'm not 100% certain.

>>32923945
>> Go watch the Match
>> Eat Lunch

Whynotboth

>>32923945
>> Go watch the Match
>> Eat Lunch
let Kitten use us as a chair

>>32923958
My reasoning is that they only have like two tanks that can even do damage to us and thus plan will force them to play on our field.

>>32923945
> Go watch the Match
> Make enough Lunch for all
> Eat Lunch

>>32923958
>>32923960

#4: largest landform in the area is a speedbump in the 7-11 parking lot.

>>32923945
>> Go watch the Match
>> Eat Lunch
>> Talk to Someone (Izumi)
>Give her the cooking book

>>32923945
>> Go watch the Match
>> Eat Lunch
>> Talk to Someone (Izumi)
>Give her the cooking book

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Dupont+Blvd/@38.7947271,-75.3171294,12169m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x89b8dc8f668b2d07:0xb204f9cb08f0ea02

I think I found the map with the terrain should help

>>32924083
Damn this place really does look like flatsville.
Plenty of trees though, by the looks.

>>32923960
I'm from the States, and it's a mixed bag based on location, population, and how much funding is put into building the roads. It's possible it's raised due to it being in Delaware (which I recall having a lot of raised highways for such a tiny place), but we'd have to get actual photography to be sure.

>>32923945
> Go watch the Match
> Eat Lunch
> Give Izumi the cookbook
> Be pampered by Kitten and Bernadette

>>32924099
so it may be a speed match, and they can hide the casemates in the trees

You know what I want? Room to room tank fighting.
Yes, I know it's impractical and nobody sane would even consider it, but it would look cool.

>>32924110
I'm from Western Minnesota. You want to talk about flat I'll give you flat. All the highways around here are raised.

>>32924160
Lived in Indiana for nearly fifteen years. You don't really get raised highways unless you're up north or in Indianapolis, and it's at best rolling hills.

> Go watch the Match
> Eat Lunch

Everyone sits down in the TV Room with your lunches. “Thanks awfully,” says Mister and Mister Smith as you hand them their plates, and you even manage to scrounge some together for the Japanese students.

Griselda gets to work however. “So, match up roster for the St. Gloriana team consists of 5 Churchill VIIs, 5 Crusader IIIs, 5 Valentine XIs, and 5 Matilda II Mark IVs. Relatively solid, slow team, but solid.”

Nezumi nods. “Right, and for Kursk, it’ll 10 SU-76Bs, 2 ISU-152s, 3 SU-100s, and 5 ISU-152s again. Their disadvantage of casemate designs is kind of moot considering that most of Saint Gloriana’s tank consist of the slower Infantry tank designs. The Crusaders definitely have a chance in close combat with the others, but everything can penetrate them frontally. Whereas Saint Gloriana has to close to knife-fighting range to get a chance to even penetrate the ISU-152s.”

Assam nods. “That’s right! Weakpoints are going to have to be targeted, tracks will have to be snapped, the works. The thing about the ISU-152 is that, since they have 7, the usual tactic of closing in while it reloads is moot because there are 7 who can create a constant barrage. The SU-100s can easily penetrate everything.”

Fairless asks you, “So, who do you think will win?”

> It’s up in the air.
> Saint Gloriana
> Kursk
> Write in

>>32924232
>> Kursk

>>32924232
> "Whoever I say will win ends up losing, so... I think Kursk will win!"

>>32924232
>> Kursk
Assam makes a very convincing argument.

>>32924232
>Mister and Mister Smith

Does Kitten have two dads?

>>32924196
No man, In Minnesota you can stand in the bell tower of a church, and see the bell tower of the church in the next town over, which is like 8 miles away. Our best bet is to get to that interstate or hide in the trees and bait them with the light tanks. But I don't like the idea of rushing them.

>>32924257
Typo.

>>32924232
>> Kursk

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>>32924257
Aw man, that kills my headcanon

>>32924232
> Kursk
> Write in
"But Darjeeling is probably the only person with the patience and cool to deal with Kursk's doctrine."

Depending on the amount of tea supplied inside the Churchill, of course.

>>32924232
>>32924249
This

>>32924260
What are we even arguing about? I was just saying that interstates and highways aren't raised or ground level all the time because each state is different about how they build them.

Anyways, we know for a fact that there aren't any raised highways here, and that all of the roads are either two lane highways or one lane roads. You have an interesting point about the belltower thing, I wonder if there's a building we could sneak into to use binocs.

>>32924266
Aw man, that kills my headcanon.

>>32924279
>>32924352

Hivemind?

>>32924352
Alright fair enough. But like I said, I just really don't like the idea of rushing someone so much faster than us when we can just find a nice spot and hunker down to make them play our game by our rules.

> Kursk

“Well, Kursk certainly is a big team and… stuff. No offense, Assam.”

Assam shakes her head, sipping a bit of her gunpowder tea. “None taken, Pool-sensei! As they say, always look on the bright side of life!”

The match begins. The setting for the match up is a nice little desert town in North Africa. Thusly, sand dunes, dirt roads, and small housing dotting the landscape are relatively common. The first few things that happen though is the fact that both sides deal with mechanical breakdowns. One of the ISU-152s overheats, and is left behind by the rest of the team, while a Crusader also breaks down to the overheat. Unlike Kursk, Saint Gloriana waits for their stricken Crusader to recover.

Izumi crosses her arms. “This will be an absolute slaughter.”

“Now now,” says Griselda. “Darjeeling has a plan for this.” She looks at Assam. “She does, right?”

Assam smiles. “Saint Gloriana is well-versed in Desert combat, unlike the Russian tanks which are a little more suited for the colder conditions of Russia.”

Another ISU-152 breaks down, irrecoverably as it falls into a gully and capsizes itself.

Nezumi facepalms. “This is embarrassing.”

Alisa laughs. “The look on their faces!” She points at the screen, laughing loudly.

> Skip to the end of the Match
> Eat Lunch
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32924499
> Feed Kitten and Fairless.
> Study match carefully. We might end up in the desert eventually.

Looks like Darjeeling's read someone's book.

>>32924499
>> Eat Lunch
>> Talk to Someone (Izumi)
>Keep watching don't skip.

>>32924499
>> Eat Lunch
No skipping!

>>32924499
> Alisa laughs

I just realised it's the British vs the Russians, whoever loses she wins.

>>32924499
>> Eat Lunch
> Talk to Someone (Assam)

>>32924499
>>32924520
>>32924521
This please

>>32922624
>You know like Tankery Unlimited
More like dropping an ls7 into a 1st gen Mustang.

>>32924499
>Watch the match carefully
So far while breakdowns occur none of them are knocked out.

>Eat Lunch

>Talk to Someone (Izumi)
Cook Book

>>32924625
Please, we all know that Kursk is doomed since it's got Trudy's vote.

>>32924668
But I like the narrative though.

It's interesting how the tanks handle the desert.

If we were in such conditions, I think ost of our tanks will do okay

>>32924691
Why so? And this is honest curiosity, I'm not familiar with which tanks perform better in which terrain.

> Watch the Match
> Eat Lunch

The flag tank for Saint Gloriana is one of the Crusader IIIs, while the flag for Kursk is an SU-100. Seems relatively balanced enough. An SU-100 overheats, and is left for dead by the rest of Kursk while Saint Gloriana idly cruises along to meet the target.

“Even in the winter,” says Assam. “It gets quite hot in Africa. At most, the Crusaders will have some difficulty in the desert, but the Russian tanks are far more worried.”

At that, Kursk sends forth its force of SU-76Bs to roam the battlefield. Nezumi says, “The SU-76 carries the 76.2 Zis, if I recall. While each can penetrate any of Saint Gloriana’s tanks frontally except for the Churchills.”

Alisa says, “The 2nd most produced armored fighting vehicle by Russia in the war.”

“Katyusha would be proud of it,” says Nezumi.

The SU-76Bs stop on top of a sand dune, meeting with Saint Gloriana’s tanks. They start taking pot shots at them, a lot of misses, a few glances and bounces. Saint Gloriana responds with a hail of accurate fire. The SU-76Bs are driven off with three losses. The heavier assault guns mean to catch up with them soon.

Alisa giggles. “What a bunch of scrubs!”

Fairless focuses on the match. “So, SU-76-“

“Built on the T-70 chassis,” says Assam. “Thin armor, but excellent ground pressure and mobility. Somewhat comparable to the German StuG III but more mobile.”

Griselda says, “Kursk fights on the principle of patience. They probably have a plan for this.”

> Skip to the end of the Match
> Watch Match
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32924724
Well it depends on the model and sometimes where they were manufactured.

During the North Africa Campaign, tanks broke down due to heating, sand, and other variables.

However, the main difference is the Russian Tanks (or at least the tankers) had never fought in desert warfare unlike the British who had fought in that theater for 2 or 3 years.

Darjeeing most likely took lessons from there or has experience in desert combat. besides over time british and american tankers did their best to prevent breakdowns.

The Germans did too, the Italians not so muc

>>32924809
>> Watch Match

>>32924809
>> Watch Match
>>Other
Eat more to gain more weight, hahahaahahahahahah.

>>32924809
>> Watch Match
So the match now is

7 SU-76Bs
7 ISU-152s
3 ISU-152s

vs

5 Churchills VIIs
5 Crusaders IIIs
5 vatlentines XIs
5 Matildas II Mark IVs

17 vs 20


Wait wasn't this supposed to be 15 vs 15?

The semi finals and and finals are the 20 vs 20?

>>32924809
> Watch match

>>32924814
What about Russian experience in Afghanistan? Helmand is pretty dusty and sandy. Or does that not really apply?

>>32924915
Kursk seem to take their cues mostly from WWII.

>>32924809
>> Watch Match
>>32924915
That was in the 1980 or 1990s (My memory is a little vague there)

We're talking about WW2 tanks though, Russia tanks, were mostly built to easily handle snow and depending on the model muddy conditions.

They never had to deal with overheated engines from the desert.

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>>32924809
> Watch Match
> Talk to Someone (Izumi)
> "How do Japanese tanks fare in desert warfare?"

Also, regarding that intersection in the map versus Anzio, looks like there's potential for a Hollywood style explosions.

>>32924968
I don't find it threatening though when a Tankette is infront of a gas station and most likely we will have to do that laser tag tech.

>>32924893
Ah shit. Well half the SU-76Bs and subtract two from all parts of St. G's roster.

> Watch Match

The Saint Gloriana blob rolls into a small village of few buildings, which are immediately run over by the Churchills. Good thing nobody was inside. The SU-76Bs continue to stalk them, remaining just outside the effective range until the heavy tank destroyers arrive.

And soon, things become a slug fest. The heavy tank destroyers sit right at 700 meters away where they can happily plink and bip away at the blob. The Saint Gloriana blob meanwhile sits and dodges the rounds, but a Crusader III takes a serious hit, knocking it out.

Alisa laughs. “Get some!” All the other girls look at her. “Um… I mean… Ganbatte, Saint Gloriana! Fight!”

Poor girl.

An SU-100 fires, knocking a Churchill out with a well-placed shot to the turret ring. A Valentine falls with a heavy 152mm shell landing on top of it. Darjeeling wisely decides to retreat. Kursk follows, but another one of their ISU-152s has a breakdown again. They are left for dead as usual. The remaining SU-76Bs decide to pursue, rushing after them.

“So,” asks Assam. “Who do you think will now?”

> Anyone’s game
> Saint Gloriana
> Kursk
> Write in

>>32925037
> Saint Gloriana
I know switching the vote to them will make them magicaly start doing horribly, but eh, risks.

>>32925037
>Saint Gloriana

>>32925037
> Write in
> "I don't know about you, but I'm rooting for the desert at this point."

>>32925037
> SG

It's like General Winter, but the opposite.

>>32925037
> Saint Gloriana
If only because the Crusader can run away all day while Kursk overheats.

Who's suffering Scorched Earth now?

>>32925037
>> Anyone’s game

>>32925037
> Kursk. Still banking on my inability to guess the correct winner.

>>32925034
That's so boring, though. I mean, it's cheaper and safer, but... shit, might as well just play VR games or something.

>>32925037
>> Kursk
so its
2 SU-76bs
7 ISU-152s
3 ISU-100s

vs

2 Churchill VIIs
2 Crusaders IIIs
2 Valentine Xis
3 Matilda II Mark IVs

Is this accurate now?

12 vs 12?

>>32925139

Better than roasted anchovies I suppose

>>32925037
>> Kursk

Still hoping for SG's win by hoping on Trude's bad luck rooting for teams.

>>32925139
Actually it is still kind of expensive

>>32925037
>The Desert

>>32925191
As opposed to expended rounds, repairs to tanks, repairs to roads, grounds, and towns?

>>32925262
I don't know, Girls und Panzer and collateral damage is kind of screwy.

But that is the excuse I'm using since that is the reason why the tech is not that wide spread

>>32925282
But Anon, the property damage is the second best part of Girls und Panzer.

>>32925282
This is a world where a vintage WWII tank costs less than a sports car, trying to quantify things as 'too expensive' is always going to be a little iffy.

>>32925369
But that was the answer we got when we asked why laser tag tech is not wide spread

> Saint Gloriana

You shrug. “Saint Gloriana and her lovely pal Desert Dave are really making up the difference now.”

Everyone’s eyes are glued to the screen as you are about to witness the final battle of the match. The SU-76Bs had pursued around the edge of Saint Gloriana’s blob of tanks, firing off shots to prod them into turning or risk breaking formation. Because Saint Gloriana is a stickler for formation, they turned away from shots.

But in doing so, they had essentially been herded into a little pit surrounded by dunes. The heavy tank destroyers, after suffering the loss of another ISU-152, through the chase, managed to catch up. The sand on the dunes was more loose, and because the british tanks were slower, they were only left with one option. Fight their way out.

The Churchills VIIs, the ones with the thickest armor, formed the spearhead of the formation, while everyone else boxed themselves around the flag tank. Then Darjeeling gave the command. They powered forward against a line of heavy tank destroyers. One Churchill went down, spinning out of the formation. A Crusader III was picked off by an SU-76B. A Valentine rushed forward to take its place.

Finally though, Oryola Kuznetsov unbuttoned from her hatch, and signaled forward. The tank destroyers charged forward, continuing to fire. The British Infantry tanks, with their light armament in comparison to everything else, struggled to penetrate the armor of the ISUs, and soon they clashed, armor to armor. Darjeeling’s Churchill’s was knocked out on impact, and the Infantry tanks began clutter and spreading apart without any word from command.

[1/2]

>>32925415
[2/2]

The St. G flag tank found itself point blank at the barrel of Oryolya’s ISU-152. And in another minute, it was upside down, burning, and a white flag popped from its bottom.

> SAINT GLORIANA’S FLAG TANK HAS BEEN RENDERED INOPERABLE
> KURSK GIRLS BOARDING SCHOOL IS VICTORIOUS

Assam frowns a bit. “Oh. That was disappointing.”

Nezumi smirks. “As expected!” Izumi nudges her with her elbow. “But, apologies, Assam.”

> Prepare to head out
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32925442
> Talk to Assam (Sorry, I should have kept saying Kursk should win.)
> Prepare to head out

We really ARE cursed.

>>32925442
Nice to see that curse was in full effect.

>>32925442
> Prepare to head out
> Talk to Someone (Assam)
Like the Charge of the Light Brigade. Except with tanks.

> Talk to Someone (Izumi)
I will find out how Chi-ha-tan's team fares in desert warfare, damnit!

>>32925442
Why did we wanted Kursk to win?

I thought we were rooting for Kursk for SG to win?

Why did people vote the opposite because they ran?

> Prepare to head out

>>32925458
>>32925486

We now have the power to decide the matches of other teams.

So, gentlemen. Use it for good or for evil?

>>32925529
We knew that a while ago. I was wondering if it was true, then if the underdog SG could have beaten Kursk.

Kursk was the favorite to win so that didn't prove anything

>>32925072
>>32925079
>>32925095
>>32925099
Why did you vote for SG?

>>32925529
No. We shall use it for neither good nor evil

We use it for lewds.

>>32925458
We made Assam sad, was this why we voted for St,Glorianna to make her sad.

I mean hell I'm disappointed.

So are we planning to have a practice match with St.Glorianana next?.

>>32925595
>Oh, I think one of the teams will win, frankly. What will definitely NOT happen is the teams abandoning the match in favor of a spirited orgy!
It can't fail!

> Prepare to head out
> Talk to Someone (Specify)

You pat Assam on the back. “If it makes you feel any better, I thought Saint Gloriana had it in the bag.”

Griselda says, “Maybe that’s why they lost.”

“Shut it you,” you say. “Anyway, we got to head to the baseball game soon. We should get prepared.”

“Alright!” says Dad. “I’ll warm up the car for you then.”

You head upstairs to freshen up.

First thing’s first. What to wear?

> Wear your current outfit
> Tankery Uniform
> School Uniform
> Fuck it, back to accessorizing (Specify)
> Write in

>>32925741
>> Fuck it, back to accessorizing (Specify)
That weird mix we with the boots and the sports-shirt.

>>32925741
>> Wear your current outfit

Can someone tell me again why we wanted Saint Gloriana to lose?

They were the underdog.

>>32925741
>> Wear your current outfit

>>32925741
> [x] >>32925771
The above seems appropriate.

So guys sometime this week or after Koingstiger? Should we have a match with Saint Gloriana.

Either them or Black Forest are ones I want to fight

>>32925741
>Tankery Uniform


Advertise our excellence.

>>32925852
Match is with Konigsberg, not Tiger

>>32925930
Sorry, Typo and kind of forgot.

So yeah, Have a practice match with SG or BFP?

>>32925852
I don't know if we'll have the opportunity to have another practice match before Konigsberg, since it'll be in about a week. After Konigsberg, we'll want to prepare to fight against... well, Oorai, most likely. And they're so weird that I have no idea who a good team to practice against would be.

>>32925984
Ooarai when they lose to Kursk.

>>32926018
Man, why didn't we think to use the curse for that sooner?

> Wear your current outfit
> Fuck it, back to accessorizing (Specify)

Hm. On the one hand, you do like your Jersey, but on the hand, you don’t want to take your outfit off just yet.

Eh, compromise. You wear the jersey on top of your turtleneck sweater. Might be a bit cold outside, but to hell with it. It’s baseball, and you got a date with Jayson Werth, Jordan Zimmermann, and Stephen Strasburg. Awwww Yiss…

You head down the stairs and walk outside to the car. You’re about to yell shotgun but Griselda is already in the front seat. “Eat shit, bitch!” she says. You roll your eyes.

> Sit in the back with the Japanese Girls
> Sit between Kitten and Fairless
> Take the Window Seat next to Fairless
> Take the Window Seat next to Kitten
> Write in

>>32926013
We can ask or check we did that with Kay back during Walter Christie.

At least we can try.

Well preparing is gaining battle exp, so anyone who is willing to practice with us makes good practice.

>>32926018
Yeah....no,

>>32926063
>> Sit between Kitten and Fairless

Because hue

>>32926063
>> Sit in the back with the Japanese Girls

>>32926052
Why? I don't like Kursk

>>32926063
> Sit in the back with the Japanese Girls

>>32926063
>> Sit between Kitten and Fairless

>>32926063
> Sit between Kitten and Fairless

>>32926063
>> Sit in the back with the Japanese Girls

>>32926087
I mean to cause Oorai to lose. Better than us having to deal with their plot armor.

>>32926052
I'm sorry but I don't want to be that guy, but that is not fun.

>>32926063
> Sit in the back with the Japanese Girls

>>32926063
> Sit between Kitten and Fairless
For warmth, of course.

>>32926063
>> Sit between Kitten and Fairless

>>32926155
But Kursk is just as bad, I rather deal with Oorai's bullshit then Kursk.

or Saint Glorianna but that is not happening anymore

>>32926063
>> Sit between Kitten and Fairless

The japanese girls at the back will enjoy a show

>>32926063
>> Sit in the back with the Japanese Girls
Mostly because, we barely done anything to their side-quest today

>>32926063
>> Sit in the back with the Japanese Girls

>>32926063
>> Sit between Kitten and Fairless

>>32926063
> Sit in the back with the Japanese Girls

>>32926063
>> Sit between Kitten and Fairless

>>32926063
>> Sit in the back with the Japanese Girls

Now we're crammed into the back

> Sit between Kitten and Fairless

You squeeze yourself between Kitten and Fairless. Kitten smiles, rubbing her cheek on your shoulder while Fairless leans on the car door.

“So, everyone excited for the Nats versus Cards game?” you say.

Nezumi asks, “Who?”

Griselda says, “The Washington Nationals and the St. Louis Cardinals.”

You cross your arms. “Yep. You follow baseball?” They shrug a bit. “Ah, you might know the rules then. And how long these games usually go on for.”

Assam says, “I just hope they let me bring my tea in!”

“Good luck,” you say.

> Rest until you get there
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

[x] Fuck it turn on the swag and have all the girls in the back with you.

Such a tense voting session.

>>32926334
>> Call Someone (Marina)

Are her planes ready

What happened to Nancy?

>>32926352
She's squeezed in the back with the Japanese girls along with Preston.

No, I didn't forget to include her at all.

>>32926334
> Rest until you get there

>>32926366
Is this whole Trude choosing someone to win will lose thing be around for Kursk vs Oorai.

>>32926334
>Call marina

>>32926334
> Call Someone (Marina)
> Talk to Someone (Exchange Students)
Ask for their opinion on a hypothetical scenario of zombie ninja alien robot whatevers taking over the world.

>>32926334
>>32926447
Might be better in asking them if their willing to be part of the fashion show?s

>>32926414
You know what's gonna happen? The one time the curse doesn't work is when Oorai's match comes up.

>>32926546
I hope it does, I want to face Oorai and their crazy hodgepodge of tanks

> Call Someone (Marina)

You manage to wiggle your way to your cellphone and decide to call up Marina. You’re immediately greeted by prop noise.

“Hey, Gertrude! Nice timing on this call, we just had cell equipment installed in our Skycraft planes, lets us use cellphones in here!”

“Oh, great. So, the flyovers are a thing now?”

“Totally!” says Marina. “I got the Henschel on my left, I got the Tony on my right, and I got the Buffalo to my immediate rear! We’re flying Nationals banners for them too! Katya’s having some trouble with the Henschel though, we had to get rid of the 75mm to save some weight. But she’s good, don’t worry!”

“Alright, just calling to check in on you guys.”

“Right! We might miss the baseball game, but tell everyone that our hearts go out to the Washington Nats! Except for Lidya, Cards fan my ass.”

You arrive at Navy Yard in Southeast D.C. Home to the US Navy and the Navy Yard Ballpark. Dad drives you around through the crowd and towards one of the secondary entrances, where you got off and meet with your entire team. You shiver a bit at the cold. Quite cold tonight in fact. But it’s good to see the team again.

Lisa and Ramirez even greet you. “Hey, been a while without seeing your mugs.”

You smile. “Lisa. Ramirez. Ramirez-“ You blink, looking next to her. “… is that Yukari from Ooarai?”

Yukari smiles, making a V-Sign. “Hello!”

Ramirez says, “She followed me home.”

…

“I see,” you say.

Lisa nods. “The Nats are ready to meet with you when you’re ready.”

> Get some food
> Go meet the Nationals
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32926559
Oorai is the final boss. Of course we're going to face them.

>>32926610
>> Go meet the Nationals

>>32926610
>> Call Someone (Specify)
Darjeeling

>>32926610
> Go meet the Nationals
So is Georgia with Ramirez too? This might be a good photo opportunity.

>>32926559
>StuG III parks right between LGA lines
>"Hey Jane, glad you could join us— HOLY FUCK! YOU'RE NOT OUR HISTORY CLUB!"

>>32926610
> Go meet the Nationals
> Talk to Someone (Ramirez)
You know that you have to feed her, and make sure shs's potty train before taking her back with us.

>Talk to Someone (Yukari)
Can she gives us the stats on Koingsberg tanks. like strengths and weaknesses?

>>32926610
> Touch the fluffy hair
> Talk to the infiltration team (So how was it? Fun?)

>>32926610
>> Talk to Someone (Specify)
Yukari

Talk to yukari (while we both don't understand each other)
Hug yukari
Fondle yukari's hair

>>32926610
>Call Perrine

Give phone to Yukari

>>32926674
this is good.

>>32926646
We will paint our tank

>>32926683
>(while we both don't understand each other)
We really need to find a language book, preferably one that covers multiple languages.

>>32926722
Yukari knows English, you know. She's fairly good at it, even.

>>32926610
>>32926674
This

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> Go meet the Nationals
> Talk to Someone

As you walk into Navy Yard Ballpark, you have a bit of a conversation with Ramirez. “So, Ramirez. You realize that you’re going to have to feed her, walk her, bathe her, all that stuff.” Yukari blinks, apparently not understanding what you’re saying.

Ramirez says, “I’m putting her up for adoption. I prefer cats anyway.”

Yukari tilts her head. “Neko?”

You say to Yukari, “So, what’s Konigsberg like? Anything we should be concerned with?”

Yukari hums a bit. “Well, they have amazing panzers like the Konigstiger and the Tiger I. It’s rounded out by very good mediums like the Panzer IV and assault guns like the StuG III and StuG IV. Their Officers like Nakasuka-san and Bayerlein-san are quite competent.”

Ramirez nods. “We only saw most of their tanks. Yukari thinks they might have a few others stowed away. I think it’s a load of shit.”

…

You shrug. “Alright then.”

With that, you meet the team. And holy shit Jayson Werth is tall motherfucker, what.

He holds out his hand. “Hey there.” Jesus his hair, Yukari’s hair looks downright straight in comparison. “We’re the Washington Nationals. I’m Jayson Werth.” He points to some of the other players. “Stephen Strasburg, Jordan Zimmerman…”

… holy hell his beard, you can’t stop staring at it.

“It’s nice to meet you,” says Strasburg.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>32926917
>> Boast

>>32926917
> Boast
> Touch the fluffy beard
Jeez Ramirez, you're a cruel woman. First you abandon a dame in her cups, then when you get a poor lost lass following you around you plan to dump her in the streets. You are not noir, girl.

>>32926917
>> Polite

"The pleasure's all mine."

>>32926917
>Ask to touch his beard
>Touch Yukari's hair at the same time to compare

>>32926917
>> Boast
>Ask if we can touch it or autographs

>>32926917
> Boast
>> Write in

Trade Kitten for Yukari

>>32926996
Get out. We'll take Yukari as spoils of war.

>>32927043

Ramirez prefers cats, this is for the best

>>32926917
>>32926985
Of course.

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>>32927070
I... dammit.

>>32926917
> Write in
"Buh. Huh. Uhh. ... May I touch your beard?!

> Boast

You shake Strasburg’s hand. “Yeah, yeah.” That beard. Seriously. You can’t just reach out and touch it, that’d be awkward-

The Naval Studies Merchant kids all come up, stars in their eyes. “CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS!?” they yell. The team laughs as they line up sign their jerseys, their balls, and their bats for the girls. Wow, that’s something you didn’t know.

Dales says, “Mister Werth, can I touch your beard?”

Werth laughs. “Sure! Sure!” He bends over, coming eye to eye with Dales. “Go ahead!”

Dales eagerly strokes his beard. “Ooooh! It’s like a sheep!” The rest of the Merchant girls stroke his beard lovingly, giggling.

Eh, fuck it. You walk in and carefully stroke it as well.

Holy hell that thing is like a sheep.

“Enjoying yourselves?” You look over to see an old man, Nats Cap and all. “Hey, I’m Ted Lerner. Lerner Enterprise-“

“THE OWNER OF THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS!” says the Merchant girls. Wow. They know more about this stuff than you do, maybe you should just shut up.

Ted Lerner shakes your hand, smiling. “It’s nice to meet you! I got in contact with your treasurer, not everyday a High School girl asks for a sponsorship for their Tanksporting team. But I hear you’ve got your stuff together.” You smile at Lisa. She shrugs, non-chalant. Lerner says, “I am prepared to sponsor the Lafayette Girls Academy Tankery program, on the condition that they continue their good performance through the tournament and beyond.” He shrugs. “Basically, just have fun. I don’t care.”

You smile. “That sounds neat, Mister Lerner.” He signs you a check, then hands it off to you.

> SPONSORSHIP UNLOCKED
> LERNER ENTERPRISES IS NOW SPONSORING YOU: 10,000 Dollars per week.
> +10,000 Dollars

Mister Lerner smiles at you. “So, little miss. I hear you sing brilliantly, that true?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>32927243
> Boast

>>32927243
>> Polite

Hot Damn, that'll help

>>32927243
> Polite
Now compare with Yukari's hair.

>>32927243
> Polite

Can we sing/

>>32927292

We can try~

>>32927243
> Polite
I knew I forgot something. Asking Octavia for advice on singing, for one.

>>32927243
> Polite

>>32927243
>> Boast

This has never lead us wrong

>>32927243
>> Polite
"I'm okay, I guess."

>>32927289
DO IT!

> Polite

You shrug. “Oh, I don’t like to brag, Mister Lerner. I did a little singing in Middle School.”

Lerner grins, patting you on the shoulder. “Haha! Come on then, show the people of D.C. that you can then.” He leads you and the team out into the playing field. Everyone cheers as the announcer calls your name.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, the girls of the Lafayette Girls Academy Tankery Team!” There’s a huge applause and wow, is that you look like on that giant screen TV holy shit. You shake hands with the players, and they even sign balls for your girls.

Screech, the big Eagle mascot, takes a picture with you for the newspeople.

Georgia Jones butts in with her camera. “Neat!” she yells. Hm, been a while since you’ve seen her.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise and remove your caps, for our national anthem sung by Gertrude Pool.” You look up at the big screen as you’re led to the microphone.

Sophomore Class President – Tankery Team Captain

Ain’t that a thing. The entire stadium is quiet, all eyes on you.

Wow. This is difficult. You breathe in. From the diaphragm, that’s all you remember.

O say can you see,
By the dawn’s early light,
What’s so proudly, we hailed
At the Twilight’s last gleaming
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous fight
O’er the ram parts we watched
Were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets red glare,
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there,
O say does that star spangled
Banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free
And the home of the brave!

Thunderous applause.

Ramirez is given the honor of calling the game. She steps up to the mic, clears her throat, and screams, “WASHINGTON NATIONALS! PLAY BAAAAALL!”

Wow, that’s the loudest you’ve ever heard her. Holy fuck.

> Get some food
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>32927568
> Talk to Georgina (So I heard you dabbled in some espionage?)
> Touch Yukari's fluffy hair. Do iiiiit

>>32927568
>> Get some food
>> Talk to Someone (Japanese Exchange Students+Yukari)

>>32927568
>> Get some food
>> Talk to Someone (Yukari)

Ask what type of tanks do you think are hidden?

Should we buy something?

>>32927568
>> Get some food
>> Talk to Someone (Georgia)

Recruit her for the Junior Tank Team, they need a fourth member and we need her moxie

>>32927568
>>32927594
>>32927601
This

>>32927568
> Talk to Someone (Georgia)
We need pictures! Pictures of panzers!

Huh. And here I was thinking that the Aviators would time their flyby at the end of the song.
Or between that and Ramirez stepping up.

> Get some food
> Talk to Someone (Specify)

The planes fly overhead, a little late but you can forgive that considering they’re high school girls in WWII era tech. They probably can’t even see what the hell is going on in the stadium.

As you move to get some food, you talk with the Japanese students, plus Yukari, who seem dumbfounded by all the Americans and their taste in food. “Why does everything have to have grease in it?” asks Nezumi.

Alisa smiles. “That’s how you know it’s American!”

You say, “Figure you guys have any ideas on Konigsberg? Maybe on what they’re hiding?”

“I imagine they don’t have much else to hide,” says Alisa. “They’re a pretty poor school anyway. At most, it might be a Sturmtiger but those aren’t legal.”

“Oh, but could you imagine with that Panzer?” asks Yukari.

“I could!” says Nezumi. “Leveling entire city blocks! Destroying entire teams!” The both of them sigh in bliss.

You nod. “Figures.” You grab a huge helping of fries, chicken nuggets, a hotdogs, the works. The Japanese students look like they’re going to take some time to figure this out.

You walk through the crowd, seeing Georgia muscle her way into the Juniors, taking pictures of them suddenly. Hm, maybe Betty will recruit her, you have been itching to get her a new crewmember. Where to sit though?

> Sit with your Staff
> Sit with a crew (Specify)
> Write in

>>32927820
>> Sit with your Staff

>>32927820
> Sit with your Staff

>>32927820
>Japanese Team
Help them get used to American food

dammit why Georgia....

>>32927820
> Sit with a crew (Liberty)
"Didn't realize you girls were big fans of baseball."

>>32927820
> Sit with a crew (Japanese Team)

>>32927820
> Sit with a crew (Liberty)
Team Generic, go! ... This IS Team Generic, right?

>>32927820
>Hm, maybe Betty will recruit her

Yeah, I don't think that should be happening.
Not while the Councils and the Aces are still keeping the secret of LGA getting decommissioned anyway.

>>32927820
>They’re a pretty poor school anyway
Schteel shitting on Germans.
What a surprise

>>32927998
I also don't like the fact that she will keep her camera on her always and take pictures of us changing.

>>32927820
>> Sit with your Staff

>>32928017
Well that part is kind of historically accurate, during the beginning Germany used captured tanks from other countries and while Germany made some pretty advance tank they were pretty expensive and complex to produce

> Sit with your Staff

You sit down between Nancy and Kitten. You lean over to see Lisa, popcorn ready. “Hey, Lisa. How was your Thanksgiving?”

Lisa shrugs. “Was alright. Got to see the family again, all that stuff. What about yours?”

You nod. “It was great! Got to see my extended family again, all that stuff.”

By the time you sat down, it’s already the third inning. None points for either the Nats or the Cards.

You and Kitten shiver a bit. Maybe you should have worn more than a turtleneck and a baseball Jersey. Oh well, it’s not like you’re going to catch a cold.

Nancy asks you, “So, how do you think will win?”

> Fuck if I know.
> Nats
> Cards
> Write in

>>32928105
>> Nats

>>32928022
Bah, it's not like Trude hasn't been seen naked by the entire school anyways. Besides, those pictures are for her private, totally not gay collection.

>>32927820
>> Sit with a crew (Liberty)

>>32928105
>> Nats

Use Kitten for warmth

>>32928105
>cards
>>32928112
Privacy issues and their is a difference between a picture and a drawing.

I find it kind of irritating because of her habit and she's snoppy.

>>32928105
> Fuck if I know.

>>32928105
>Cards

>>32928105
> Nats
Snuggle Kitten.

>>32928105
I was going to be a little shit and google who won, but on 11/30/13, the Nationals were playing the Braves.
> Fuck if I know.

>>32928105
> Nats
Share body warmth with kitten.

>>32928124
>>32928195
Is this the reason why why we didn't choose to go to the Japanese team or the Naval Merchants team?

>>32928255

We didn't know we'd be cold.

We just normally sit with our own team members. This came later.

>>32928276
But why not Naval Merchants or Japanese.

We might get loyalty quests

> Nats

You scoot further against Kitten. “Well, Nancy. As a good resident of the area near D.C. and a good person who lives in Virginia, I have to say it will be the Nats.”

Five innings later.

The Cards are up 6-2 after a surprising in-the-park Grand Slam during the fifth inning. It’s now the bottom of the 8th and it looks like the Nats need a miracle to win the game.

Wow, how the hell did this go so badly for the Nats? Still, that Grand Slam. That only happens once in a life time, that was amazing.

Jayson Werth is up to bat now. He strikes first, then strikes again, then progressively continues to hit balls until…

All of your girls stand up to catch the foul ball. You raise your hand in the air. You wish you’d brought a glove or something. Then you feel it land in your hand.

FUCK THAT HURT OH GOD OW OW

Kitten grins. “You caught a foul ball!”

YOU REALLY WISH YOU HADN’T

> Keep it
> Give it to someone (Specify)
> Write in

>>32928235
>>32928195
>>32928111
>>32928124
jesus, the nats are going to lose

>>32928367
> Keep it
>Nats losing
IT'S RIGGED.

>>32928367
> Give it to someone (Specify)
I'm sure some kid really wants it.

>>32928367
>Keep it
"Dibs!"

>>32928367
>> Give it to someone (Japanese/Naval Merchants)

One to remember their experience

the other likes basebal

>>32928367
>> Keep it

It's your trophy!

>>32928372

I dislike the Nats

>>32928367
>> Keep it

WOOO

>>32928367
> Give it to someone (Naval Merchants)

They like baseball.

>>32928378
It's True, and kind of pissing me off.and I don't know a thing about baseball

>>32928367
>Keep it
We have claimed it, it is ours!

>>32928367
>Keep it

>>32928415
Pretty sure, I can see that considering the sentiment from you and the other anons.

Can't we give it to someone who will really appreciate it

>>32928367
> Give it to someone (Naval Merchants)
Turns out this is all they wanted and we win the loyalty mission.

>>32928367
>Give it to someone (Naval Merchants)

We don't even appreciate it, it will gather dust in our dorm

>>32928367
This whole curse thing is kind of pissing me off somewhat.

>Naval Merchants

>>32928367
> Give it to someone (Naval Merchants)

As an aside from someone who doesn't know a thing about baseball, what's the typical reaction if a foul ball is returned?