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Was just given a legendary shield that is intelligent. What kind of personality should I assign to it?
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>>32963043
Saucy black woman
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>>32963067
This. But more sass.
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>>32963043
That of an elderly statesman who enjoys the finer things in life and detests being used to deflect anything he doesn't deem sufficiently high class.
Maybe that means you spend gold on special cleaning clothes or he looks down on magic users as improper or crass.
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>>32963067
>>32963099
Bauminists
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>>32963043
Nicolas Cage trying to steal the declaration of indepence, but is unfortunately burdened with being bound to a shield. Thus he is constantly trying to reel you into helping him.
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>>32963043
Masochist.
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>>32963141
Ministers for constructions?
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>>32963067
But I don't got no kids, and sassy black women go well with children and child support
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>>32963043
A witty little shit that doesnt know when he should shut the fuck up. Needs to be either english and sardonic, or be a new yorker.
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>>32963067
>>32963099
Aw, hell nah. Did that motherfucker just hit me with that big ass axe?! LET ME TELLLLLL YOU SOMETHING. Im snatch that raggedy looking helmet off you head and stick it up yo ass before i let you disrespect me like that again. Hey Kiki, you will not believe what this mother fucker is trying to pull ova hear.
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>>32963163
So essentially have every character that nicholas cage has ever played in since I am just using him as the base personality right?
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>>32963043
Bombinomicon's cousin
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Cowardly but trying to pass itself off as arrogant
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Guys. Guys. It's done. Thread over. We have our answer.

>>32963099
>>32963067

Seriously, it's not going to get better.
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>>32963273
Yes. Absolutely yes.
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>>32963043
Make the shield be like Conan he talks little, wants his own kingdom, and makes this sound when he is hit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLR-8c11ms&feature=kp

Crush your enemy, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
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>>32963168
>>32963361
A coward and a masochist. He wants you to hit him, just... not too hard, okay?
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>>32963043
>>32963132

How about some kind of french nobleman who always insist on being polished after each battle, call his wielder "peasant" and jeers friends and foes alike when he's not satisfied with the quality of the battle?
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Let's just have Joyeuse's soul imbued into this ecu.
Wank to your own french superiority as this shield will never let the king of France die in combat.
>Wield Durandal alongside.
man so many peoples are going to hate me for this
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>"I-it's not as if i'm deflecting these incoming attacks because I l-like you or anything!"
>"Baka!"
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>>32963395
Thats just fucking brilliant!
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Nebbish hypochondriac New York jew.
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>>32963618
Tsundere shield
>"I-it's not as if i'm deflecting these incoming attacks because I l-like you or anything!"
>"Baka!"
Yandere shield
>Basically a handheld version of the shackle regalia uniform.
Meganekko shield
>Like achile's shield, it is one of the world's most fabulous views.
>Breaks because made of glass.
Genki shield
>The lightest of shield bashes will knock an opponent on his back
Kuudere shield
>A well designed shield with a friendly soul imbued.
>Cannot communicate.
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Overbearingly confident in his own manliness to the point of obnoxiousness.

"Of course I can take the hit, I'm indestructible."
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>>32963043
I'd try the talking shield from borderlands 2 as a trial.
Talking tough guy who doesn't quite get why fire/poison/necrotIc/holy damage is such a big deal for the biological folks, and does the whole Wimpy gang underling routine regularly (calling you "boss" and pretty much being a cheerleader that'll deflect that incoming fireball) but the second anything he's bad against shows up, he turns into a complete, whiny wuss.
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>"MMMMMMMHH, OH YEAH, BASH ME HARDER, RAM THAT SWORD INTO ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN, I WANT IT STUCK IN ME SO BADLY."
Swords being lodged into wooden shields was a definite worry, as it gave that split second of pause the time to slit a stomach open.
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>>32963747
Dandere
>"Y-You want me to block the attack... th-thanks for noticing me..."
Kanedere
>every block costs 500yen
Kamidere
>can block anything
>can do anything
>or so it thinks
Himedere
>demands to be polished every night
Yangire
>it's not really a shield
>it's a bunch of spikes that you can sometimes use to block an attack
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>>32963747

Kamidere shield
>>32963533

Moe shield
>crit fails on block turns out fine

Loli shield
>Doesn't like to be hit, cry when fighting

Imouto shield
>Sleep during battle
>Will talk to you after (is fine company)

Ane shield
>Cheers you up in battle
>will yell at you if you don't take care of it

Nadeshiko shield
>Blessed with a sustenance enchantment
>Loves you
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>>32963924
Goudere
>attacks the enemy like a dagger, moves on its own
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Also I guess to clarify it is a steel tower shield, A lot of these are really good keep em coming !

The maso shields might be a little odd...the tsundere or the kanedere seem really good. Gonna hold out before I finalize anything
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Deredere
>Covered in silk
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Can we have a screencap of that?
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Mayadere
>suddenly jerks out of the way of blocks at times, makes PC worried if it's trustworthy
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>>32963067
This, but make it like a super possessive/ over protective girlfriend
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>scared of weapons
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>>32964623
Thinks rawhide shield edging is for sluts, only wears classy steel edging.
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Gay. Just totally gay. Weapons hit him, he hits on the weapons.
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>>32963168
This. So much this.
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>>32964077
The maso ones make TOO MUCH sense, though!
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>>32964692
>I saw the way you were looking at that buckler! Nuu-uh, don'chu be denyin' it!
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>>32965934
b-b-but I don't know how I feel if my shield is getting aroused in combat.
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>>32966012
Blush and pologize profusely while you're bringing your mace down on the enemies' heads for your shield's behaviour
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>>32965997
>You don't want that shield with the little boss, you want a shield you can REALLY GRIP!
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>>32966142
YOU DON'T WANT A CRUDE AND FILTHY SHIELD LIKE THAT, YOU WANT AN ELEGANT SHIELD, AND A STRONG, DOMINATING ONE, THAT CAN DOMINATE ANY MAN IT COMES ACROSS!
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>>32966625
So this shield then?
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>>32966012
Oh come on, man... you know you want a masochist shield waifu...

You could use her to practice your technique on...
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>>32963583
>man so many peoples are going to hate me for this
Meanwhile, I cruise by your post in blissful ignorance.
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We ought to archive this thread. And then also make a screenshot compilation.
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>>32967952
"We" meaning "someone else", of course. Do it yourself, anon.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
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You guys are the best, right now I am on a coin toss on having a shield maiden waifu, or a shield bro
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>>32968149
Workin' on it.
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>>32968263
Done
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>>32966012
>ugh, yes
>I've been a bad shield, harder, harder~
Enemies just start avoiding you
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So many good ideas, maybe a split personality disorder to pack as many personas in as possible!
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>>32966867
No...
Twins, they were.
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>>32963924
>Every block costs 500 yen
But what does a shield need with money?
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>>32969249
Shield polish, hospital dues, strap-ones, shield dent repair...
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>>32969295
Let me rephrase that
How would a shield go about spending money?
Fairly certain it wouldn't be able to move on its own, and interacting with people would be an obstacle, shall we say?
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Looks like massive cogwheel. Actually is a Modron. Will introduce itself by designation number and request to be returned to Mechanus for new designation. Upon realising that PCs are incapable/unwilling of doing so will settle for accompanying them. Doesn't mind being used as a shield, as its original designation was (among other things) "to endure" and this is as close to fulfilling it as it can get right now.
Will provide insight and suggest most Lawful Neutral solution to the situation when weares seem undecisive. Otherwise doesn't really speak unless asked.
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>>32963718
I didnt scroll down long enough and got duplicate image error. But I was just about to fucking post that shit.
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>>32969295
>sentient shield with strap-ons
/d/, pls go on...
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>>32969634
Shield straps.
What did you THINK I meant?
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>>32969733
Dildos. Preferably of dragon variety.
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>>32969756
Dragon shield?
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>>32969322
"Motherfucker WHO is the mothafuckin' shield in this conversation?! Who is it? WHO IS IT?!

And just *who* is the triflin' SOB being all up in my business all 'but how can you spend money you have no hands' and all that, you know what that's some mothafukin' NERVE you got, comin' all up in here when I spend a hard day slaving over a hot battlefield for you, then you WHINING about stupid shit like hands, and I just OH MY GOD get out, just get the fuck out, go on! You can go sleep on your little friend Jozan's couch for the night, mmHM."
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>>32969923
"It's all like mothafucka don't TALK to me like I don't even know you've been spending time with that slutty bastard sword, all two-handed wielding and shit, and DONTCHU EVEN try and feed me that 'hand and a half' line, do I LOOK like I was forged yesterday, mothafucka?"
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>>32966867
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>>32968428
Or just have two different souls imbued into the artefact
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>>32966867
That guy.
That guy has a llittle shield
below his cape.

So this guy has two shields.
A buckler and a fuckhugeshield
What
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>>32969249
Nobody knows. It's just selfish and mercenary in nature.



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