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You are Beatrice Kozel and you are in the passenger's seat on the way to Emma's parent's house for the weekend, well, massive lake house property populated by family, extended family, and friends.

The thing is, most of them are Werewolves, and you don't really like Werewolves except for Emma of course. You also have met her father in the past, but he didn't really like you then. You're sure that he probably still doesn't like you, especially since you're close to his daughter.

You take a quick look at the back seat to see a still sleeping Lyn, you slouch into your seat and sigh. "Did we really have to give Carmen the whole weekend of alone time? This seems a little bit extreme." you ask for the third time within the last three hours, its still light out and you recognize the turn that takes you straight to her family's property.

"You were just going to annoy her and tease her regardless of the outcome when she got home." Emma points out. "And besides Carmen deserves a little vacation from us."

"One, this trip doesn't affect my plans to get the details and two, why did we bring Lyn?" you ask while fiddling with the radio, Emma swats your hand and then continues focusing on the road.
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>>32980643
"Because it'll be fun for her." Emma says with a twinkle in her eye, you recognize that twinkle as adorable and yet dangerous. You heave and start playing with the radio again, Emma of course swats your hand again.

You shoot a playful glare at her. "Its my car." she smiles and taps the steering wheel "Well I'm driving and we're almost there."

"Gee great, maybe there's time to jump out of the car and run for the hills." you sigh, Emma quickly slaps you upside the head. "What was that for?" you ask, annoyed.

"You haven't even met my parents yet so why are you being so mopey?"

>Actually...
>Rest your head against the window and continue pouting
>Check to see if she locked the door so you can escape.
>Other(writein)
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>>32980653
I've been waiting for this! I'm surprised we get to play as Beatrice though, figured it'd be Lyn, but not complaining!
>Rest your head against the window and continue pouting
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>>32980653
>Actually...
Then after
>Check to see if she locked the door so you can escape.
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>>32980653
>Check to see if she locked the door so you can escape.
>Rest your head against the window and continue pouting
This works well as a reverse sequence, really.

Also we better get some morning after shenanigans too OP! S-so what if I want to have my hnngh cake and eat it, too!?
>Actually...
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>>32980653
Oh, and since I missed the last thread: thanks for the smut! It could have done with some more spell-checking, but it was still quite nice.
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>>32980653
>Check to see if she locked the door so you can escape.
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"Actually..." you start
"Actually what?" Emma shoots a side glare at you.
"Actually....I did run into your father, in the past. Its complicated"
"And you didn't tell me this because..."

You subtly move to check to see if she locked the door, you curse inwardly when you see that she did indeed use the dreaded child lock. Its as if she foresaw your eventual escape attempt. You lean your head against the window and continue pouting.

Emma gets increasingly annoyed at your silence and takes a sharp turn, causing you to hit your head against the window and causing Lyn to wake up.

"Geez, what are you doing Emma!?" Lyn yells from the back. Emma nervously laughs. "Don't worry, I thought I saw a poor rabbit in the middle of the street." she then shoots you a glare.

>Can we talk about this later?
>Rub your head and pout, you're already in trouble
>Explain now, get it out of the way.
>Other(writein)
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>>32980643
I'm looking forward to seeing more of Beatrice and Emma here too. While I don't expect any lewd, I hope we can get some cute cuddling in by the end!
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>>32981041
>Rub your head and pout, you're already in trouble
>Explain now, get it out of the way.
Let's not needlessly piss her off.
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>>32981041
>Explain now, get it out of the way.
>Rub your head and pout, try to earn sympathy-points!
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>>32981041
>Whine to Lyn about how mean your girlfriend is
Sym-pa-thy! Sym-pa-thy! Get her on our side! Sure we'll sleep on the sofa for it, but it'll be worth it I'm sure.
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>>32981041
>Rub your head and pout, you're already in trouble
Denial
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>>32981041
>Rub your head and pout, you're already in trouble
I guess also do
>Explain now, get it out of the way.
before she gets too pissed.
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You pout at Emma and rub your head, but it doesn't work. Certainly because she's the one that inflicted the damage.

Emma however gives you the 'Explain now or else' look so you quickly relent. "Remember when I was an enforcer?" Emma nods. "Well, I think about twenty or so years ago I was on assignment that involved werewolves. Your father was on the same investigation since it involved your clan." you scratch your head. "I'm not supposed to talk about the details, but we met there and we didn't get along. In fact he almost hit me with a car but that's another story for another time"

During your explanation you see Emma's glare slowly soften. "Bee...geez why didn't you say so before?"

"Well I kind of assumed that you knew and he knew...right? You guys talk and see each other a lot and your brother.." once you get out that question, Emma gives you a wicked grin.
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>>32981710
"Nope, he doesn't even know I'm dating you. I told him I was bringing home someone I love and our daughter." Emma giggles and you hear a what from Lyn in the back.

You see her pull up to her house, a large two story lake house and outside on the porch you see a large burly clean shaven man and a shorter brunette woman that looks like an older version of Emma sitting on the swing chair outside, you gulp. The large man, her father gets up and walks to the driveway to try to get a good look at you through your thankfully tinted windows.

When Emma stops and parks the car outside, she immediately jumps out of the car and tackles him in a massive hug. You see him pick her up and swing her around before setting her down and giving her a powerful looking bear hug.

"Her dad doesn't look that bad, he looks nice. Maybe he won't..uh..kill you today or anything." Lyn says from the backseat while you just try to raise the collar of your jacket to cover your face.

Lyn pats your shoulder, then shrugs and goes outside to meet him, he greets her the same way he did with Emma, grabbing her in a powerful hug making her giggle. Maybe this won't be so bad you thought until he walks up to your car and finally gets a look at your face, he scowls.

>What do you do?
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>>32981728
>Arms open, look expectant
This might be fun after all!
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>>32981728
Big grin, move in for the hug. See if he dares to deny with his daughter right there.
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>>32981769
I'll second this.
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>>32981728
I'll back
>>32981769
>>32981814
We gotta play the part, after all.
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>>32981728
Maybe even a big 'Papa!' just for the fun of it.
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>>32981769
>>32981814
Yes.
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>>32981728
Man, I'm really starting to look forward to shenanigans in this thread now.
Wonder if the mom will be more welcoming.
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Thinking about it for a moment, his dear daughter Emma is right in front of him, smiling expectantly and you never got him back from when he did try to run you over. You put on the biggest grin you can muster, get out of the car and exclaim "Papa!" and hug him.

The man stiffens at the unexpected hug, and then hugs you back awkwardly, you keep going. "Its been a long time, how have you been? Retirement looks pretty great on you!"

He pulls away and glares at you. "Your kind isn't supposed to set foot in this area, what are you doing here?" Emma taps his shoulder from behind and smiles. "That's my girlfriend, dad."

He looks at you in shock while Emma's mother comes up and hugs you. "Oh, you are a good looking one. Your daughter over there is wonderful." she points at Lyn and then grabs your wrist. "You're way too thin for our family though, let's go get some lunch."

You grin and let yourself get dragged away. "Thank you Mrs. Lazzari" she chuckles and waves. "Please, call me Brenda." Emma's father follows along a few feet behind, dumbfounded.
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>>32982249
Once in the house she sits you down and pats your hand. "Tell me, what do you do? What's got Emma so interested in you?" she smiles and then snaps her fingers at Mr.Lazzari. "Ed, stop standing there like an ape and go get our guests some drinks and snacks." he shoots you a quick glare and heads off to the kitchen.

You look around for Emma and see her and Lyn carrying the bags upstairs, you hear her telling Lyn about her old room. Brenda snaps her fingers to get your attention and grabs your hand. "So, tell me the details of your proposal."

>The details of my what?
>Stare at her.
>Oh no, I didn't propose...
>Other(writein)
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>>32982275
>Oh no, I didn't propose...
Weave a grand tale about Emma's proposal, involving SEVERAL Nazi-mages killed, a slightly too risque to go in-depth with dinner, and an amazing serenade.
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>>32982275
>Oh no, I didn't propose...
Cook up some properly embarrassing story about Emma's proposal, yeah. Don't shy away too much from lewd stuff either, what better way to make both Emma AND her dad way embarrassed if they hear? And moms love chatting about that kind of stuff (why mom, why).
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>>32982275
I'll back >>32982399 here.
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>>32982275
>>Oh no, I didn't propose...
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>>32982275
>Stare at her.
>The details of my what?
>Oh no, I didn't propose...
Comboing all is simply too tempting.
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>>32982275
>Oh no, I didn't propose...

Ask her for advice- something along the lines of 'how do I get her to sit still long enough to do it' or somesuch.

We're a vampire amongst werewolves. IT'S TIME TO SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERTROLL
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>>32982720
Indeed, anon. There can be nothing but fun to be had here!
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>>32982734
Unless they try to murder us or something
but
pfffft
what're the odds of that happening?
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>>32982745
Pretty low as long as we keep it to simple teasing, we ARE family after all!
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You stare at her for a bit and then smile, oh Emma's going to get it too. "Oh no, I didn't propose...Emma did." you laugh

Brenda leans in closer "Really? That's so great. Especially since Emma is usually passive about things like this. Tell me more."

"So anyway, it was when we took a trip up to Mount Rainier, and you know how romantic that can get right? Us two, in a cabin, alone. Anyway, we were out skiing when Emma gets this idea to...you know..do it in the cold. She can get really frisky sometimes you know? Werewolves huh? So then we do the deed and she just ends up asking me to marry her right afterwards. It was pretty sweet." you told a pretty bogus story, especially since you've been wondering how to pop the question anyway. Brenda laughs nervously while blushing a little bit towards the end. Right after you finished though, you feel a pretty oppressing and angry aura from right behind you.

You turn around and smile at Emma's dad, Ed holding a tray of drinks and snacks and seething at you. "Oh, I didn't see you there, pops." you say with a cheeky grin.

He stops seething at you long enough to open his mouth to speak but then Emma comes down from upstairs with Lyn in tow. "Phew, what did you pack Lyn? Geez...oh hey guys what's going on?"

>Just telling some stories, babe.
>Nothing, why don't you join us?
>Say nothing and keep a stupid grin on your face
>Other(writein)
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>>32982774
Yeah, you're right.

[shadowruns intensify]

Can our last words be something like "Tell... tell Carmen... she's a dork..."
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>>32982774
Well, I imagine they'll be rough with the outsider until we find our place in the pecking order. Then it's all gravy.
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>>32982861
>Say nothing and keep a stupid grin on your face
This is too good!
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>>32982861
>Just telling some stories, babe. Probably not appropriate around the kid, though!

>>32982878
Of course they can.
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>>32982861
>Nothing, why don't you join us?

If we use our two favorite girls in the world (we should call 'em that, I think, as often as possible) as a shield, then we just might make it out of this alive.
Also, let's not suck face right in front of them.
That stuff's really awkward and gross and I'd be willing to bet that it'd even piss Lyn off.
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>>32982861
>Nothing, why don't you join us?
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>>32982861
>>Nothing, why don't you join us?
Definitely refer o them as our 'favorite girls', yeah.
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>>32982971
>Carmen's face when she's not one of our favorite girls

I can't help but smirk my evil smirk at this thought
I'm a bad person, anon
and Gail is still my favorite character
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>>32983011
Haha, well it's half a play, but Carmen needs to improve her 'best girl' factor. At least she has her own favorite girl to soothe the pain!

Gail is pretty great, yeah.
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>>32982861
>Say nothing and keep a stupid grin on your face
This is the best.
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>>32983064
No, anon.
You're the best.

Also, this quest is a lot less image-saturated than other quests, isn't it?
I feel obliged to picture it up.
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>>32983158
I follow quite a few that doesn't use many images, really.
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"Nothing, why don't my two favorite girls join us?" you keep a wide stupid grin on your face.

Emma gives you a suspicious look and Lyn goes to sit down next to Brenda.

"Grandma, when is dinner time?" Lyn says while yawning.
"Oh no, don't call me Grandma. Just call me Ma ok?" Brenda smiles sweetly at Lyn. "So Emma about your engagement to Beatrice here.."

Emma shoots you a 'wait until we're alone look' that she probably gets from her dear father and sits down next to you. "O-Oh yes..Engagement? How did you know? Did Beatrice spill the beans?" she squeezes your shoulder, hard. It hurts.

"Oh no, Beatrice was telling us the way you..proposed. Its kind of unconventional and..what if someone saw you know? But it is pretty..nice. Anyway we should hold an engagement party here! Invite the whole family." Brenda gets out her black book of contacts while Ed shakes his head 'no' violently.

Engagement party? Being surrounded by werewolves doesn't sound appealing...

>Change the subject to your new occupation
>Encourage the engagement party, this will probably put Ed even more on edge
>Talk about you 'daughter' Lyn
>Mention Carmen as your other 'daughter'
>Other(writein)
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>>32983223
Really?

Maybe I'm just crazy, then.
In fact, that really seems like a prominent possibility here.

Huh.

Now I feel awkward and crazy.
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>>32983257
>Mention Carmen as your other 'daughter'
>Say that you're sorry she couldn't be here but she had some...personal matters to attend to. Learns from her other mom (accompanying wink)!
>Encourage the engagement party, this will probably put Ed even more on edge
We're wreckin' havok!
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>>32983276
Eh, it's pretty common for images to accompany QM posts, but some QMs don't do that.
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>>32983257
Oh god, OP, I can't choose~

>Mention Carmen as your other 'daughter'
whilst
>Talking about your 'daughter,' Lyn

and point out that we've been married for a looooooooooooooooong time

Also, mention that our 'daughter,' Carmen, is probably gonna be getting married soon, herself.

Talk about how nice Jessica is.


CHAOS CONTROL
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>>32983257
>Encourage the engagement party, this will probably put Ed even more on edge
>Talk about you 'daughter' Lyn
>Mention Carmen as your other 'daughter'
It's a party!
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>>32983302

I like the way you think, anon.
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>>32983302
>>32983334
These two. Let's get this party continued!
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>>32983500
No, anon, no.

We're gonna diiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee

also, I thought we were already like a married couple
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>>32983257
>Talk about you 'daughter' Lyn
>Mention Carmen as your other 'daughter'
It's fun!

>>32983532
Pfft, don't be so paranoid. And we are, that's why it's fine. We're not telling (m)any untruths!
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>>32983548
b-but, anon-kun, I'm only this paranoid like a third of the time!

And werewolves are scary!
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>>32983605
They're cuddly, just look at Emma!
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>>32983657
Oh, you're absolutely right!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
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"Its too bad that our other daughter Carmen couldn't be here, she had some personal matters to attend to. Her other mom does teach her a lot!" you wink at Emma and she in return pinches your leg.

You keep a smiling face on despite the pain. "A big Engagement party sounds amazing mom. Me and Emma are loo-" Emma finally slaps her hand over your mouth. "M-Mom, its fine, just a small gathering like this is perfect." Ed sighs in relief at his daughter's move.

Lyn eats one of the snacks off of the tray. "I wouldn't mind meeting the rest of the family, it does sound fun to have a party for you guys you do a lot for me and Carmen."

Brenda smiles. "See? Even your daughter likes the idea. Your other daughter would love it too." you somehow doubt that. Carmen never seemed to like crowds, neither do you but you can put up with it. Brenda immediately gets on her phone and starts contacting relatives to come over
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>>32983943
You pinch Emma in the lower back and she releases her hand, she pulls you closer into a harsh whisper. "What did you do?" you smile smugly and shrug. "I was planning on have you meet my parents and maybe an aunt and some cousins..I wasn't expecting this.."

Still smiling smugly you shrug. "Two can play this game, love." just then you feel someone pulling you up by the collar of your shirt. You turn your head slightly and see its Ed, "You and me need to talk. Alone". Lyn looks at him wide eyed.

>Emma help.
>Don't tug my shirt like that, its pricey
>We can talk right here
>Other(writein)
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>>32983959
>Don't tug my shirt like that, its pricey
>Follow
Let's go!
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>>32983959
>Don't tug my shirt like that, its pricey
Oh boy, we're in for it now.
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>>32983959

OH GOD

I hate it when I'm right.

>HELP US, EMMA-WAN KENOBABE, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

Tell our 'children' we love them (except Carmen, she's a doofus)

Tell Lyn to look away
She doesn't need to see this
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>>32984064
Emma won't help now (though she might peek to make sure we don't get killed). Face it like a vampire, anon!
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>>32983959
>Of course, Ed! Can I still call you papa?
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>>32984087
*GASP*
You're a genius, anon!

also

How could she not help after EMMA-WAN KENOBABE?

Doesn't she have a heart, anon?
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>>32984212
She might, but it is currently suspended on grounds of massive annoyance.
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>>32983959
Gonna back >>32984169 And follow him.
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>>32984212
... Why's anon a genius?

>>32984169
You. I like you. You're cheeky.
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"Hey, don't tug on my shirt like that, its pricey." you say. Emma moves out of the way as he lifts you over the chair you were sitting on and then sets you down. "Follow me, now." he says gruffly. "Oh of course, Ed. I can still call you Papa right?" he turns to glare at you and you could have sworn you saw an eye twitch.

You shoot a pleading look to Emma and she sticks her tongue out at you, guess you're alone for now. You stuff your hands into your pockets and follow Ed out to a large shed in the backyard.

"Oh, trying to off me the old fashion way huh? Slapped with a shovel and then buried in your massive 40 acre backyard?" you look around the shed. Its pretty neat and organized, it even has a small TV, a work bench and a mini fridge, which he bends over to open and retrieve a Samuel Adams beer.
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>>32984541
"Still drinking that American piss I see." you eye the bottle and he snaps the cap off of it with the edge of his work bench. "Cut the shit Beatrice. Why are you really here? You know full well the terms of our agreement and you're currently heavily violating them."

"Those terms are with New Legion business and investigations right? They have to have a warrant or some garbage." you lean against the doorway. He gives you an intense glare. "Whatever you're using my daughter for, stop it immediately and take off."

You stare at him and laugh, he really doesn't know.

>I quit being an Enforcer a long time ago, Emma was the one that brought me here
>Me and Emma have been together for years, she practically lives at my place.
>Laugh at him. He really does think you have some odd ulterior motive
>Ask for a beer. It might be piss water but you're pretty thirsty.
>As if I wanted to be here you know.
>Other(writein)
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>>32984563
>>I quit being an Enforcer a long time ago, Emma was the one that brought me here
>>Me and Emma have been together for years, she practically lives at my place.
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>>32984563
>I quit being an Enforcer a long time ago, Emma was the one that brought me here
>Ask for a beer. It might be piss water but you're pretty thirsty.
Time to chum it up.
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>>32984563
>>I quit being an Enforcer a long time ago, Emma was the one that brought me here
>>Me and Emma have been together for years, she practically lives at my place.
>>Ask for a beer. It might be piss water but you're pretty thirsty.
Tell him you actually were sort of afraid of this little reunion too.
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>>32984563
>>I quit being an Enforcer a long time ago, Emma was the one that brought me here
I don't see this going well.
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>>32984563
>TELL THE TRUTH

The whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Let's keep our insides on the inside, savvy?
Pic related, so let's keep ours going.
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>>32984563
>Me and Emma have been together for years, she practically lives at my place.
>Ask for a beer. It might be piss water but you're pretty thirsty.
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>>32984563
>I quit being an Enforcer a long time ago, Emma was the one that brought me here
>>Me and Emma have been together for years, she practically lives at my place.
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"First off, I quit being an Enforcer a long time ago, Emma was the one that brought me here. She even turned on the child locks in my car. Secondly, me and Emma have been together for years, she practically lives at my place. New Legion also doesn't like that by the way." you push yourself off of the door frame and sidle up next to Ed, who is keeping a neutral expression on his face, well except for his right eye slightly twitching.

"Lastly, let me have one of those. Its common politeness to offer your guest a beverage you know, even if its pisswater." you add.

"Before I even touch that fridge, you really did quit? You were more of a dog than I am." he narrows his eyes at you.

>Give me a beer and I'll tell you all about it.
>It was a complicated mess.
>Its a long and boring story, just take my word that I love your daughter.
>Other(writein)
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>>32984958
>Its a long and boring story, just take my word that I love your daughter.
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>>32984958
>>Its a long and boring story, just take my word that I love your daughter.
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>>32984958
>Give me a beer and I'll tell you all about it.
I kinda wanna hear...
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>>32984958
>Give me a beer and I'll tell you all about it.
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>>32984958
>Give me a beer and I'll tell you all about it.
Backstory time
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>>32984958
>It was a long and complicated mess, and, if you give me a beer, I might tell you about it.

'Remember our 'daughter,' Carmen?
They call it passing the torch.'
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>>32984958
>It was a complicated mess.
>Give me a beer and I'll tell you all about it.
Yeop.
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"Give me a beer and I'll tell you all about it. It was a complicated mess." you say.

Hesitates for a moment, and then turns around and grabs a beer from the mini fridge and hands it to you. "So what happened?"

You open it in the same way he did and take a swig. And then you start your tale.

"Well, it all happened about a year ago. Well that's when I actually left, but I was thinking of retiring for a while before then. What happened actually gave me a big push to just plain quit." you frown. "It all started when I was chasing this dangerous rogue Vampire, he was assaulting vulnerable women and teen boys in the middle of the night. People would be found either on the verge of death from being over bled or they would be found in a dazed enthralled state, which lasted for weeks. When someone would wake up from it, they would have no recollection of a whole two to three weeks! I've never experienced it myself when I was human but that'll freak me out." you take a big swig of the beer which leaves a very wheaty aftertaste in your mouth and then you continue.
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>>32984958
OP is kill
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>>32985761
"Anyway, I finally tracked the bastard down and he was going after this human girl in the middle of the sidewalk. The amazing thing about the girl, was that she was holding her own against him. Fighting him off and protecting a teen boy that was hurt by him." you pause.

"I didn't get there in time, he hurt her pretty bad. He didn't bite her or anything but he pretty much nearly disemboweled her. Right there. I kind of panicked, I didn't know what to do. Maybe it was decades of doing work like this and letting people die in order to go after the bad guy, but this time I just didn't." you move the bottle in your hand around, watching the little liquid left swish from side to side.
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>>32985779
Carmen detected
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>>32985779
"What did you do about it?" Ed asks.

"I saved her. Well, not in the way of carrying her to the hospital saving her, but turning her into a Vampire saving her. Pretty much breaking every single rule in the book. Even at risk of her not being able to take it and becoming a ghoul. It was the very first time I sired anyone too." You laugh

"She made it through the whole process and healed up. And now she lives at my place, eating all of my food, drinking all of my blood and freshly squeezed orange juice, tracking in mud sometimes, dragging home newly orphaned teenagers, cute puppies and annoying jocks." you fondly smile at Ed.

Ed lets out a big hearty laugh. "So you're a big damn softy now huh?"

>Well if you put it that way...
>I can still be pretty scary you know
>So do you believe that I'm not a secret agent out for dirt on you?
>Other(writein)
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>>32985798
>I can still be pretty scary you know
>Pout
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>>32985798
>>I can still be pretty scary you know
>>So do you believe that I'm not a secret agent out for dirt on you?
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>>32985798
>I only let it happen because Gail is best girl

*cough*
Disregard me, I gotta go so I feel obliged to sew as much chaos as possible before my departure
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>>32985798
>Well if you put it that way...

>>32985766
Nice anon, just 30 seconds too slow for summoning.
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>>32985823
I don't really get it, anon.
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>>32985798
>Well if you put it that way...
>So do you believe that I'm not a secret agent out for dirt on you?
Thought we'd lost you for a second there, OP.
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>>32985854
>walks back by computer

That's because you're sane, anon
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>>32985798
Looks like we can win over Ed. And Brenda is already aboard. Things are looking up! As long as Emma doesn't kick us out of the room tonight at least.
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You pout "Well if you put it that way..." you trail off. "Its probably Emma's fault."

"If it is Emma's fault you changed then you owe her more than you know." Ed offers you another beer and you take it, no matter how gross it tastes.

"I can still be pretty scary you know, it just takes more than it used to." you open the beer and take another gulp of it. "So now you believe I'm not a secret agent out for your secrets? And that your daughter just dragged me out here to meet you guys?"

"It did strike me as odd that you would let anyone else drive your car when I first saw you in the passenger's seat." Ed rubs his chin in thought. "....Lyn and Carmen aren't actually your daughters right?"

"Kind of? Carmen's more like a dorky little sister and Lyn's story is complicated" you furrow your eyebrows.

Ed pats you on the shoulder. "Now I know you're not the same person, the old you would never use words like 'dorky'." Huh, maybe he is right and now you're softer than a melted marshmallow...you do have one last thing on your mind though

>About me and Emma, I do have your blessing right?
>Does your wife know about any of the..you know incident from 20 years ago?
>Ruin the moment by making a dirty joke about Emma
>Other(writein)
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>>32986242
>About me and Emma, I do have your blessing right?
If we do...
>Ruin the moment by making a dirty joke about Emma
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>>32986242
>Ruin the moment by making a dirty joke about Emma
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>>32986269
I can second this.
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>>32986242
Let's go with >>32986269.
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>>32986242
>About me and Emma, I do have your blessing right?
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>>32986242
>About me and Emma, I do have your blessing right?
As long as the joke isn't TOO dirty, I guess that one is fine too.
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>>32986242
Gotta go, so thanks for running! Hope we get some nice cuddling at the end.
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>>32986269
Ok lets go with this, if we haven*t already
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Putting on a serious face you look at Ed straight in the eye. "About me and Emma, I do have your blessing right?"

Ed puts on a thoughtful face and then growls at you. "You ever hurt her or make her cry your head will be mounted on my Yacht, do you understand?" you nod and then smile.

"Well, that's great! I take that as a yes then! At least we can do it in her room without feeling guilty about it tonight." your laugh is interrupted when Ed snatches the beer out of your hand, grabs you by the shirt collar and throws you out of the shed on your back.

You look up and see a smiling Emma looking down at you. "So I take it you guys made up?"
"Kind of." you say while getting up, trying to brush the dirt off of you. "Well he knows Lyn and Carmen aren't the product of countless hours of love in the sheets for instance."

"And?" Emma presses.

"And he gave his blessing for our happiness." you add.

"So that whole bogus story about me proposing to you and you accepting. Is that what you really want? Marriage?" Emma hugs you from behind and rests her chin on your shoulder.

>So do you want a proper proposal or for me to just say yes?
>I think it'll be better if you asked me properly.
>I have a ring picked out and everything
>Other(writein)
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>>32986535
>>So do you want a proper proposal or for me to just say yes?
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>>32986535
>>So do you want a proper proposal or for me to just say yes?
Because I have a ring picked out and everything
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>>32986535
>>So do you want a proper proposal or for me to just say yes?
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>So do you want a proper proposal or for me to just say yes?
It's time
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>>32986535
>I expect you to get down on one knee and make me your wife
And there had better be flowers!
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>>32986535
...

OP, are you kill again?

Also, you need a name
else I'll start referring to you by your trip.
And nobody wants that.
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"Do you want a proper proposal or for me to just say yes?" you say as you relax into her arms.

"You should properly do it, surprise me." Emma kisses you on the cheek and lets go of you. She smiles and then heads into the house.

You wonder briefly about how you're going to propose in a weird situation like having your engagement party before you're actually officially engaged. You shove your hands into your pockets and head inside of the house.

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Being disappointed that Brenda and Ed forced you and Emma to leave the door open while staying in her room and while Lyn stays in the guest room. You lie awake wondering what's happening to your bar and if Carmen and Jessica are Ok. Or if she's feeding Pepper properly. Damn you should've taken the dog with you, but Emma said it'll confuse her cousins.

You finally stop prodding Emma with questions when she bopped you in the nose and told you to go to sleep. So you grab her and cuddle up to her before falling asleep.

-Thread 10 end-

I'll probably run tomorrow since I don't have work. See you guys then.
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>>32987101
Thanks for running.
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>>32987101
>Damn you should've taken the dog with you, but Emma said it'll confuse her cousins.
ha

No confession then? Maybe next thread with a few write ins. Thanks for running.
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>>32987101
>bringing the dog would confuse the werewolf cousins

mah sides though
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>>32987016
Well, Misu isn't that bad a name.
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>>32987101
See you tommorow. We still going to be Beatrice then?
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>>32987294
but !MiSU0ZVWjA-senpai is a terrible name
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>>32987315
Yup

See you tomorrow
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>>32987294
>>32987384
We can't use 0ZVW, I'll be using Misu.



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