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You look at Mami, Sayaka and Kyoko each in turn. Three key members of your very small and very exclusive social circle. They'd just admitted that they've been keeping news of your ex being alive from you. ...Actually, no, not even that, they've avoided talking to you about her completely, letting her remain forgotten from your amnesia-wracked memory. The reason? Because...well, because they were worried you'd witch out. Or kill half the Officio. Or both. Probably both.

And while you can't help but feel...taken aback by the deception, you also can't help but see the logic behind it. What the hell were they supposed to do, anyway? Wendy's death obviously affected you to the point of uselessness, your Soul Gem was compromised to the point that purification with Grief Seeds was no longer working. Anyone else - including you - would've gone for the quicker, cleaner, and easier solution of just putting a bullet through your Soul Gem. Or crushing it underfoot.

No more Murderface, no more problem.
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>>33040710

But they stuck with you instead. Expended time and energy and resources to get you back into...who you are, now. Ignoring all common sense that you could have snapped at any time and Witched Out without so much as a warning. Mami even got Sayaka into it, the one person you believe wouldn't hesitate for one second to shove a meter of steel into your neck if she thought you were about to explode into a despair-shitting monster.

They stuck with you and hoped for the best, even if they had the chance to go back to their normal lives with just a pull of a trigger.

There's not a lot of people who'd do that for just anyone. Much less for you.

So it's with a bit of a guilty flush, then, that you tell them that you understand. You understand that they did what they had to do, and even if you're still trying to wrap your mind around it - you understand. It's...you're not that upset about it, is what you're trying to get at.

There's a clear, collective sigh of relief from all three of them, Kyoko especially. "See? Told you she'd get it." Sayaka grumbles, patting Kyoko's shoulder. "Murderface's an idiot and a dumbass, but she's not stupid."

...Yeah. Well, even then, you still have to ask. Are they keeping anything else from you, then? Anything else from your past that they're afraid might turn you into something out of a bad LSD trip?

The blonde, the blueberry and the redhead glance at each other. It's Mami who responds. "Of course not, Chiaki-san. It was really just Wendy. She really had an effect on you." She shakes her head, curls bobbing gently with the motion. "Just as you left one on her."

You nod. She...Wendy, how did she feel about...you forgetting, then? About them not telling you about her?

[1/2]
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>>33040717

"Anger? Rage? Disbelief? Mostly aimed at me, of course." Mami's smile is a sad one as she turns to look at the door where Wendy had exited the suite from. "Wendy thought I was keeping you from her because I thought she wasn't good enough for you, Chiaki-san. She hated me for it. But she didn't hate you. She understood, but she still wanted to help. Most probably, that's why it made what we did all the more painful."

Mami turns back towards you. "I did my best to help her through it, though. Not by finding her anyone else or anything like that, but...just by being there for her. Making sure she wasn't alone to her thoughts for too long. Letting her know that I was there for her to rely on, just as Chiaki-san has me to rely on if she needs me." Another smile, this one spiced with a tiny bit of mischievousness. "You can also say I tried to...prepare her for the time when I'd introduce you to her again."

...And did it work?

"Well, besides a few teensy rough spots here and there, your reunion went through smoothly, didn't it?" Mami's smile widens. "Nobody's stabbed anybody, at least. Or shot anybody's kneecaps off."

At the other side of the room, one of the maids politely coughs. You have a feeling it's the one called Amber, the one you've spotted making eyes at Sayaka for a while, too.

"Well, what about you then, Chiaki-san?" Mami gestures to you. "What did you think of Wendy, after spending some time with her in private?"

"Yeah, what did you two talk about?" Sayaka asks. "Or...is that like, super confidential or something like that? In which case, forget it."

How do you respond?
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>>33040726
"We were discussing what to do about the Prophet, in order to minimize, well, civilian casualties. The details are classified, I'm afraid."

Time for magical adventures.
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>>33040726
"I didn't get to say all the things that I wanted to say. I hope there will still be time for that."

(Should we ask about how Midori was while we were with Wendy? Should we display concern?)
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>>33040726
It's time!

>>33040764
This on Sayaka's question;

>>33040768
And this on Mami's
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>>33040726
We talked business, because this is a professional meeting with things at stake and we are here for a purpose. To insinuate any different is insulting.
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>>33040768
>>33040780

These two and, yes, ask how Midori was while we were off. It was only a few minute but she sounded concerned so I don't think it's too out of line
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>>33040726

That stuff's confidential, we hope we can say what we really want to when this is all over, and how was Midori?
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>>33040726
[x]''Not much. The talk was strictly business.''
[x]Go have a word with Midori before she gets kidnapped or something stupid like that.
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>>33040780
I still don't remember her.

I feel like I should, though, and that's a pretty abnormal sensation, I'll tell you.

... shouldn't affect the operation,, though. She seems plenty competent.
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>>33040822
[X]
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>>33040726
[x] "Nah, it was actually all business. This Prophet business has got her really riled up, and I can't say I blame her. She'll probably want to talk more after this is all taken care of, and that's fine by me."
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>>33040726
These:
>>33040764
"We were discussing what to do about the Prophet, in order to minimize, well, civilian casualties. The details are classified, I'm afraid."
>>33040768
"I didn't get to say all the things that I wanted to say. I hope there will still be time for that."
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>>33040726

[x] Classified, need to know only.
[x] hairflip
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>>33040726
I vote for these two responses:
>>33040764
>>33040768
Also concern for Midori
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IC we should tell all 3 of them later.
OOC I don't want Mami knowing about the golden horcruxes.
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Time for magical girls!

I'll leave this one to you guys. Haven't caugh up with the last couple threads yet.
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>>33040726
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>>33040883
Damnit, I type way to slow!

was going to support >>33040764 and >>33040768
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>>33040855
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>>33040895
I don't mind taking a vote or two shortly after the bell, although you're voting for the popular options anyway, nya.

Well, sans checking on Midori, too.
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>>33040914
was planning to add that too but then banner happened and I panicked.
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[x]"Business first, personal matters after."
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Okie, since the voting period is over, here's these weeks' doodles. Not much since I've been rather busy...

First a silly edit of an SYD strip
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Second and last of these week's doodles, some more progress on this Midori drawing
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Midori can be jealous for a while. I eagerly await the day she churns out some Wendy doujins FatalPulse style.
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>>33040983

Jesus, that's healthy!
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>>33040992
I will not dismiss this as a canonish possibility.

Mmm. FatalPulse.
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>>33040957
MY HEART
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>>33040957
Kawaii des ne.

>>33040983
That health.
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So the reason for secrecy was... "You were crazy depressed your girlfriend was dead, so we decided it was safer to not tell you she was actually alive."
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>>33041017
Explaining she was alive would involve explaining the circumstances of her death, I'm guessing.
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>>33040992
>FatalPulse
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More like 4 hours in Photoshop before concluding "fuckit, shoulda just pirated After Effects"
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>>33041017
The reason for secrecy was 'tpu finally forgot/got over your day ad girlfriend and stopped being at risk of witching out constantly, so when she showed up again we decided to keep quiet to prevent a repeat
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>>33041017
Basically yeah,by the way anons i was brainstorming a little about posible passwods for the journal any ideas? i only managed to come up with
APPLE
SOULS
i know,not much but it was a recent thing.
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>>33041017
the impression I get is that our friends believed Wendy was dead too, and by the time it turned out she wasn't, Murderface had stabled amnesia.
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>>33040983
>it looked like Midori is wearing only a top, thigh-highs and pantsu at the first glance
>mfw its spats instead
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>>33041067
IWISH
CHEAT
IHOPE
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>>33041017
They didn't know she lived till after Chiaki became stable. If it ain't broke etc...

That's what Mami probably told them. The real reason is that Mami needed to re-establish herself as Chiaki's god, onee-chan, and 10/10 best girl.

Midori better watch her back.
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>>33041087

Err... Is that a good or bad reaction?
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>>33041057
Nice. And once we're at movie scenes inspiration, let's not forget the Murderface classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mur-c5IiWJI
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>>33041105
Punching babies is good.
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>>33041105
I think the anon's reaction is as good as the angina I've developed from your doodles.
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>>33041067
>>33041088
IDDQD - I'm dead serious, we should try that one.
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>>33041105
Thats meants that I am so angry that its not Zettai Ryouiki that I could go out and punch a baby.

Pantsu + Thigh-Highs = OVERKILL
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>>33041017
They were banking on us reacting favorably to the fact they basically lied by omission to us as being less likely to induce witching than from finding out someone we don't even remember (ie have no attachment to) is not actually dead.

That's fucking stupid.
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>>33041067
>>33041088
>>33041127
DOLLS?
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>>33041151

>not liking dem pantylines

Kid, I don't think you appreciate the good things in life.
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>>33041151

Sorry, I actually considered it, but decided not to go with it. I didn't want to take Wendy's shtick away from her and I also wanted to be respectful of Midori's original design line
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>>33041186
CLARA?
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>>33041151
>ZR
>Midori
But anon, that's what Wendy is for.
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>>33041223
They obviously need to fuse, nya.
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>>33041171

To be honest, they are probably weirded the fuck out by the fact that we remember her at all. We forgot nearly everything, so just up and telling us "oh hey, this girl who you loved was dead, but is alive now" is kind of a dumb idea as well. I think it was only recently that we gave them any indication we knew Wendy existed.
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>>33041231

Wendy.
Midori.
Fuse.
We really REALLY need to figure out a good, healthy relationship with both of them.
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>>33041151
But anon, spats!
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>>33041234
It doesn't matter that we forgot. The instant they found out Wendy had to do with the cult; something we as Warmaster is actively trying to deal with, they should've told us about her so we can be prepared if we ever do a run in and not have to play catch up at the worse possible time.
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>>33041221
You did well, Hat, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

>>33041231
>Midori & Wendy fusing
>mfw
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>>33041186
SHORT - Entry on Rea Ashford
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>>33041231
Would it be permanent or temporary?

I can't draw for shit, but I can give it a shot!
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>>33041231
Lewd.
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>>33041247
I don't think any of the three "do" healthy relationships.
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>>33041247
>a good, healthy relationship
>MGNQ
Not gonna happen.

But I agree that whatever trainwreck we end up running, it has to have them both.
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>>33041221
> I didn't want to take Wendy's shtick away from her

Poor girl needs a handicap to compete.
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>>33041277
I would say permanent, but if they're fused together then they can't make out, nya.
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>Midori / Wendy fusion
somebody draw it PLEASE
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>>33041251

I don't think Chiaki is supposed to know the cult Wendy's in is up to no good. Chiaki doesn't even know what they makes them different from whatever the 'orthodox' Blessed Lady worship is. Unlike the cult Oriko is leading.
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>>33041294
why_not_both.jpg

Might take me some time! Working on another piece with Chiaki as its focus!
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>>33041303
>It's just a pair of tits spewing vomit from mouth-nipples
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>>33041305
Come on, Intelligence hasn't been sitting around on their thumbs doing nothing. She was involved with girls in our own Officio in a few blood for the blood god ritual stuff.
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>>33041305
We actually did reference that they were "Bloodthirsty Psychopaths",wether thats just a joke or a fair assumption on chiaki´s part im not sure but she does have her suspicions right?.
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>>33041056
Being Bridgette is suffering.
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>>33041327
>"Bloodthirsty Psychopaths"
That's basically every religion ever.
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>>33041294
I thought you were using "fuse" as a euphemism.

I can see Chiaki being behind that 110%
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>>33041344
But it's the opposite of psychopathy. They're usually too emotional instead of logical that leads to the dependence on rhetoric and dogma.
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>>33041344
Well, every worthwhile one, anyway.
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>>33041359

They're fucking nutso, anon, in very general terms.
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I can already picture the results of this thread:

Hat draws the two doing Dragonball Fusion Dance.
Dan draws fleshwarped abomination that would make Fran Madaraki proud.
Decu shift to maximum overlewd.
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>>33041373
>on 4chan
>not being a pedant
>not arguing endlessly over semantics
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>>33041290

Ahahaha... Yeah, that was kind of my cynical first thought, but then I decided it was actually a pretty good argument. That aside, it also stuck closer to Midori's casual clothes design so I felt it was the right decision.

Also, someone, I think it was NECO, requested a Chiaki/Wendy fusion which I've been tossing around in my mind, but haven't put to canvas yet.

However, eh... I'm not really too enthusiastic about fusions as a whole, although there were some nifty ones on danbo a few months back
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>>33041385
so, basically business as usual
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>>33041359
>But it's the opposite of psychopathy.
Psychopaths aren't logical, they just lack self control, are very self-centred and have a significantly diminished sense of empathy. So if you consider a church as a whole, then it's actually quite a good description.
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>>33041390
My penis argues your semantics
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>>33041385
I can't wait for Madaraki to get homu leg and lewd up Chiaki at night
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>>33040764 >>33040768

You shake your head. Wendy...well, you're still not sure yet about what to think of her. She seemed competent enough from what little time you got to spend with her.

She got right to business, engaged you in minimal banter, and seemed to genuinely want to work with you in resolving the Oriko problem without too many civilian casualties.

Wendy was also pretty amenable to the plan of action you had in mind - which, of course, will remain confidential until you feel it's the right time to share.

"Warmaster stuff, then?" Sayaka asks, and you nod. Warmaster stuff. The blueberry grunts and shrugs.

You turn back to Mami. Anyway, you didn't get to say all the things you wanted to say to Wendy. You hope there'll still be time for that. You have a feeling she had more to say to you, too, but just didn't get to say it.

"There'll be more than ample time for you and Wendy to reconnect, Chiaki-san, I'm sure of it." Mami nods with yet another smile, this one quite similar to the smile she flashed you just before revealing that she'd discovered the way to infuse pancakes with whiskey (and immediately serving you up a batch). "...She really does miss you, you know. Even if she tries her best not to show it."

...Yeah. You had an idea she did.

You find yourself uneasily clearing your throat here, before asking about...well, Midori. How...how was she, after you stepped into the bedroom with Wendy? Should you go after her? You're a bit worried...

The three share looks again, before Kyoko speaks up. "She wasn't exactly pissed, Murderface? But she wasn't all that happy, either. We, uh, we told her a bit about Wendy, an' what we did."

It's here that your red-haired best friend grins weakly. "She chewed us all out for it, too. Like she was bein' angry for the both of you, rather than just her."

[1/2]
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>>33041394
Don't worry Hat, I got it covered!
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>>33041427
Midori is a good girl.
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>>33041427

"She calmed down a bit after that, but when you stepped back out, I guess seeing you an' Wendy bein' in the same room again..." Kyoko shrugs her bare shoulders.

"Oh, she'll get over it, Murderface, seriously." Your blue-haired Equerrysnaps. "Midorin's a big girl, she can handle something like that. Just let her have her fresh air. You're on Warmaster duty now, and when you're on duty, you have no girlfriends." She pauses here. "Well, except Kharn, but you know how she is. Or was."

"Hmm." Mami frowns here. "Well, there is a bit of a lull in the meeting here, and while I don't doubt Midori-san's capability of understanding the situation..." She turns to you. "Chiaki-san, why not take a bit of a break and check on Midori for a while? See that she understands from your point of view, too." A moment's pause. "Try not to take too long, though. Wendy may come back, and it's generally not a good idea to keep the other party waiting when they're ready to continue."

What do you do?

[]Check up on Midori personally.
[]Have Kyoko check up on Midori while you wait for Wendy.
[]She'll be fine. Let's just get this meeting over with as soon as possible.
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>>33041443
>[X]Check up on Midori personally.

Incoming kiss with Wendy walk-in.
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>>33041443
>[x]Check up on Midori personally.
Explain that this is purely business regarding the lives of your friends and their well being. And the fact that the Prophets goons just killed a bunch of people and we can't have that happen again.
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>>33041443
>[X]Check up on Midori personally
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>>33041443
>[X]Check up on Midori personally.

>>33041456
"Want to join?"
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>>33041443
[X]Check up on Midori personally.
OBEY THE MAMI
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>>33041420
She got the good stuff
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>>33041443
>[X]Check up on Midori personally.
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>>33041443
>[x]Check up on Midori personally.

>>33041456
Obviously.
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>>33041443
[X]Check up on Midori personally.
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>>33041443
>[X]Check up on Midori personally.
But quickly. We've got shit to do.
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>>33041443
>[]Check up on Midori personally.
As much as I'd like Kyoko to do this for us, I think this one needs the personal touch.
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>>33041443
>[x]Have Kyoko check up on Midori while you wait for Wendy.

I agree with Sayaka, but that doesn't mean we can just toos her aside for business.
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>>33041462
This would be my reason for voting just to get on with things, personally. If she's a big girl, this can wait until later.
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>>33041443
>[x]She'll be fine. Let's just get this meeting over with as soon as possible.
Mami is just full of bad ideas at the moment lets listen to Sayaka and get on with this meeting.
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>>33041443
>Check on Midori personally.
Make sure she's okay, because we aren't and want to talk about it to her later.
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>>33041443
>[x]Have Kyoko check up on Midori while you wait for Wendy.
Time for Maximum Dildo
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>>33041443
[x]Check up on Midori personally.
I trust Sayaka's analysis of a social situation, but I trust Mami's more; especially when it concerns how to manipulate a person.
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>>33041443

Since Red and Blue have already checked on her, I think it'll be fine to just continue the meeting and finish it up quickly. There's plenty of time to ask Midori her side of everything, and our current location and happenstance isn't the time to be checking if people are getting emotional.
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>>33041443
>[x]Have Kyoko check up on Midori while you wait for Wendy.
Tough choice. Don't want to feed her clingyness, don't want to disregard her concerns entirely, this should be good compromise. Besides, Kyoko makes everything better.
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>>33041443
>[x]Have Kyoko check up on Midori while you wait for Wendy.
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>>33041507
hell, blueberry knew and all but told us that in the "hypothetical situation" that Wendy was still alive that we should try for a threesome.
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Why haven't we painted our golden weapons in another colour to deceive people?
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>>33041535
I don't think painting our fuckhuge chainaxes pink is going to deceive anyone.
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>>33041507
Except the person being manipulated here is us.
"Sure, Chiaki, go check on Midori."
"Oh, sorry, Wendy, Chiaki is not here yet, she needed a moment with her new girl, but don't worry, I'm here for you."
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>>33041557
But it's gonna get Risa pissed.
Or maybe not, what colors do punk girls like anyway?
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>>33041557
Just the deagle. A silver one looks pretty normal.
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The noir thing to do involves not exactly explaining i in simple terms what we think and feel

[X] Tell Midori about the dream we had
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>>33041562

I don't think Mami would be so tactless, but it's possible she'd find a way to subtlely insinuate it, even with present company.

Shit, my first MGNQ thread and I'm already getting sucked into the Shadowruns.
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>>33041596
>Shadowruns

They never end!
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>>33041443

This is actually a lot closer than I expected.

>>33041557
B-but it'd be adorable.

>>33041596
Welcome, nya!
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>>33041582
With the tacky kinds of people who actually use Deagles, Gold is not an uncommon colour for the things.

Fuck, the manufacturers offered gold tiger stripes on the fucking things.
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>>33041596
Welcome to the crew!

Now whine and bicker at every chance you get, it won't be a thread without bitching and moaning.
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>>33041596
>T O M O E

>[PASSWORD ACCEPTED.]

>[UNLOCKING ENTRY #7 ]

>[You love her, don't you? It's alright. Everyone loves her. She makes sure of it. There's nobody in the magical girl business more connected than Tomoe Mami - she's got friends in every Officio. More than that, she has people that would kill for her, maybe even die for her for nothing more than a smile and a pat on the head. Not just rank and file, either - Warmasters have fallen in love with Tomoe Mami. Special forces. Cannibals and murderers, heroes and psychopaths. If Mami died, the entire magical world would grieve, and then it would hunt.]

>[You're one of them. There's no shame in it. She's a mother figure for a lot of people, and a lover for a lot of others. Someone that always knows what carrot to use and when, and how to use the stick after she pulls the ribbons out.]

>[I don't trust her. Nobody should command that much power. But if you're on her side - no, of course you're on her side. If she's on your side, and you know that for certain, she's probably the most valuable asset you could have. Just be careful. Watch your back. Don't let her smile fool you. She's a killer, just like any other magical girl that's been around for as long as she has.]

>[Maybe worse.]
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>>33041582
Pretty sure they'd end up getting high on paint fumes.
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>>33041614
Our despair and rage sustain him.
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>>33041596
Welcome!
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>>33041628
I think a better tactic would be to take one of the normal Deagles in the shield and paint it gold.
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>>33041609

Gasp! NECO-sempai noticed me- I mean, s-shut up you trashy cat (am i doing that right)
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>>33041507

Yeah Mami is hella good at manipulation. Unfortunately it's us and everyone we care about that she's using her social fu on.
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>>33041596
Hello and welcome new vict...er i mean friend.
Are you going to go archive dredging for this quest?
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Coming out of my hole in the internet to post what shitty art I've done.

I kind of imagine Wendy wearing a mask similar to John Doe. Can't into shading but I try. ;w;

I'm not stealing your thunder, Hat, I swear!
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>>33041699
I didn't know Wendy was a hollow.
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>>33041699

>Chaser John Doe mask

Not a bad idea.
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And what I'm working on now. Chiaki thinking about stuff.

And now back to my Anonymous hole.
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>>33041724
>a hollow
>So I stabbed the fucker and took his Humanity.jpg
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>>33041724
...how did you not figure that out already?

She's rather notoriously dead.
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>>33041735
>Wendy in cat form
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>>33041726

Buh-wuh-WOAH! That's a nice scarf! The rest is nice too.
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>>33041787
I haven't gotten that far, dammit! Now I need to go binge read it from where I left off [when Yumeji goes to the doc to get his ankle checked[/spoiler].
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We should start sewing holes on the inside in our warmaster cloak thing. Grenades, guns, knives, etc.
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>>33041699
I like it
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>>33041699
>>33041726
>>33041743
>Working on art.

And here I am, building Gundams.
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>>33041787
Always seen her as more of a doggirl, but cat is fine too.
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>>33041822

I'm going to be building my first Gundam this weekend.

High-five!
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>>33041822
It's okay, man. Chicks dig giant robots.
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>>33041818
Why? We got Shield hammerspace that works even when the timestop's fucked.
And we already flashed everyone with what's under our skirts back in Kilgore arc.
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>>33041839
What kit?
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>>33041817
Oh man, you should go do that right now. Just read as much as you can between updates.
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>>33041877

A Fenice!
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>>33041865
Hm well people do know about the inventory and hammerspace,having some backup weapons could throw them for a loop when they see us doing something different than what they tought we would do.
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What do you guys think, should we tell Midori about Wendy's Magical Midori cosplay?
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>>33041923
Don't forget to cut your nubs!
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>>33041933
Not yet.
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>>33041933
Do we even know about that?
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>>33041839
>>33041923
Sweet.

I have finished 2 (almost 3) and will soon start on my 4th.
>Gundam 00 7/Swords 1/144 done
>Gundam Nadleeh 1/144 done
>Gundam Virtue1/144 as good as done
>NZ-666 Kshatriya 1/144 (Want to build this one so bad, can hardly contain my excitement)

>>33041957
Best advice.
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>>33041959
Speaking of Midori and Wendy interacting, didn't Wendy hang out with Midori, or rather GreenGreen, at some point? She sent the e-mail and all, so y'know.
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>>33041865
In the interest of time, those milliseconds can count. Normally I would say a calico M950 would do but MG constitution is high. Maybe some obscure high caliber round handloaded so it's just weak enough to not explode the gun in 6 shots.
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>>33041983
That hasn't happened yet because Midori's been accounted for by the main quest since that day.
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>>33041787
Is the manga any better than the anime was?
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>>33041973
>didn't get the 1/1 NeoZeong
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>>33041933

Wait, when was Miracle Midori Cosplay?
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>>33042000

We should probably remind Midori subtely (and totally metagamey) that she should check her email.
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>>33041983
That appointment is likely at a later date since Midori has been at the officio for the most.

That's going to be interesting to say the least.

>>33042014
I ain't experienced or confident enough to build that yet, Bro.
Someday, maybe.
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>>33042009
Yeah, the anime only has like, 13 episodes and they kill some Sea of Trees chick. They don't even get the Heracles.
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>>33041969
>>33042018
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27582362/#p27583467
>Even with the lack of lighting, you could tell that the person helping you's wearing a Miracle Midori costume
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>>33042000
Ha ha, that's gonna be fun.
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>>33042052
That's good to hear. I thought the anime showed promise initially, but turned into a clusterfuck of loose ends.
I'll give the manga a go then.
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>>33042056

Thanks anon, you're a true gentleperson.
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>>33041456 >>33041462 >>33041465 >>33041466

It barely takes you a moment to decide on your next course of action. Yeah, you'll check up on Midori personally. You'll try not to take too long with it, but you have to do this yourself. She has to understand--

"Jesus Christ, Murderface." Sayaka groans. "I know you're worried about Midori, but come the fuck on. You can't coddle her the every single time SOMETHING happens to her! She's a Magical Girl, just like the rest of us, but now you're treating her like some sort of precious waif that'll break into pieces the moment someone even looks at her funny!"

What? You frown at Sayaka. No, no that's not what you're doing. You just want to make sure there's no misunderstandings, and--

"Yes you are! You're doing the whole overprotective boyfriend thing - even though you're a girl - and you're doing it while you're supposed to be dealing with work!" It's here that Sayaka turns to Mami. "Mami, please, talk some sense into Murderface, she listens to you--"

Mami only smiles here, before shooing you off. "Our Warmaster does what she wants, Sayaka-san. ...Ah, remember, Chiaki-san, don't take too long! You want to get back before Wendy returns from her call!"

You smile gratefully at the blonde before leaving the same way Wendy did. Just as you close the door behind you, though, you hear Sayaka growling at Mami, and then at your retreating back. "--FUCKING bullshit," is the tail end of the sentence you hear your Equerry sigh.

Man. Sayaka can get really bitchy sometimes. You've grown closer a bit, sure, but even so.

You find the balcony easily enough - a left turn and a jog down a corridor gets you to the one overlooking the still-sleeping, sun-deprived city of Mitakihara. It's also there that you see Midori, leaning against the solid steel safety railing, chin in her arms as she gazes out into nothing. ...The light's a bit poor, but it looks like she'd been crying.

[1/2]
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>>33042194

You step forward, as quietly as you could - but you've only made it two steps before the green-haired girl whirls towards you with a sniff. "Who's there--" She starts to snap, her voice somewhat scratchy, but her tone softens when she sees you. "O-oh! Chiaki-sempai...!"

Yeah, it's you. ...Is it alright if you join her?

"O-oh, of course! Of course, sempai! Please, there's a lot of room!" She gestures to the space beside her, and it's as she turns away from you that you see her discreetly wiping at her eyes and nose with a handkerchief. ...She's pretty good, you nearly didn't see her palm the folded cloth away into her jacket. Sleight-of-hand. Callidus trick, probably. Handy at palming a knife, sure, but not to trick a Vindicare. A Vindicare Warmaster.

You walk up beside her, at the spot she indicated, leaning forward to look down at Mitakihara from the safety of the railing. ...Well, you're pretty high up. Nice sniping spot, you could probably pick off a few early-morning joggers with a rifle at this height.

...Silence. Not that awkward, considering what happened to the both of you earlier, but...it's still there.

"S-sorry about...earlier, Sempai." Midori murmurs after a moment. "I...I just really needed to breathe. That room felt a bit...too intense for me."

How do you respond?

[]Are you jealous? You don't need to be.
[]Wendy's someone from my past, but I don't know if she still wants to be part of my future. Right now, this is just a professional relationship.
[]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
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>>33041995
>I would say a calico M950
Love how's America playing "how do we make SMG and still get away with calling it pistol" game, but for actual use I'd rather take PP-19 Bizon.
Or Mosin-Nagant pistol, that's more in Chiaki's style.
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>>33042205
>Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
We're still not very good at this, best let her go first.
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>>33042205
[x]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.

I have a feeling this won't win though
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>>33042205
>[x]Wendy's someone from my past, but I don't know if she still wants to be part of my future. Right now, this is just a professional relationship.

That's what this meeting is, professional. We need to drill that into her until she understands and then drill into her that night to make up for it.
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>>33042205
>[x]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
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>>33042205
>[x]Don't worry about all this. My love for you is like a truck… berserker.
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>>33042194
>"--FUCKING bullshit,"
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>>33042205
>[X]Wendy's someone from my past, but I don't know if she still wants to be part of my future. Right now, this is just a professional relationship.
Then give her some space and go back to the conference.
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>>33042205
>[x]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
I think we should listen what she has to say. but if she takes too long we should usher her back in.
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>>33042205
first
>[X]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
then
>[X]Wendy's someone from my past, but I don't know if she still wants to be part of my future. Right now, this is just a professional relationship
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>>33042205
>[XXX]Wendy's someone from my past, but I don't know if she still wants to be part of my future. Right now, this is just a professional relationship.
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>>33042205
[X]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.

Probably the smartest answer in my view. We can hear her out, and then say whatevers correct in response.
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[x]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
I hope she talks quickly.
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>>33042256
This.
>>33042245
Haha
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>>33042205
[X]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
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>>33042205
>but not to trick a Vindicare. A Vindicare Warmaster
>implying we're competent without the boost from hax weapons and Homus
>implying we don't get by with luck or being bailed out by someone else

Dildoes is right ;_;
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>>33042205
>[]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
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>>33042205
>[x]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
Here we go.
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>>33042205
[x]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
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>>33042205
>[]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
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>>33042258
You realise we already asked her out for a coffee once this whole Prophet bullshit is over, right?
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>>33042205
[x]Wendy's someone from my past, but I don't know if she still wants to be part of my future. Right now, this is just a professional relationship.

And the relationship with Midori right now is professional, too. We don't let her talk, we give her a pep up chat and get to work. We can sort it out with both of them back when we're all home and safe and in bed.
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>>33042205
[]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
Or pull out journal and talk about it
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>>33042205
>[X]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
And then tell her about rather vivid dream.

[X] I'm telling you this because I want you to be safe.
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>[X]Be silent, let her say what she wants first.
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>>33042205
[x] be silent
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>>33042274
Chiaki used to be a one-girl army (albeit with timestop crutch, but still)
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>>33042274
"Luck is a part of skill."
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>>33042309
This is one of those situations where I want to say a lot, but a little could say far more than a shittonne of words ever can.

If this was a movie, it'd mostly involve close shots, sweeping views of Mitikihara and very little dialogue.

We want to keep Midori safe. That's why she's here right now.
We apparently have a bad reaction to not being able to keep the people we care about safe.
We feel for Wendy. And we feel ABOUT Wendy's situation. But we don't remember her, and ...

well, Midori knows more about what that;s like than we do. We'd forgotten her after the procedure, after all.

I imagine she's got some empathy for Wendy right about now. And more than a little anger on her behalf because... well, what if we memory relapse again and they were to decide to do that to her?

>>33042330
Now, she's a army of one girl
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>>33042205
I sort of want a FUCKING BULLSHIT Sayaka banner now
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>>33042330
But we're always one step behind, against the odds impossibly. We're STILL discovering shit we didn't remember, we're forced to be reactive instead of proactive and it sucks. When was the last time we did something without fucking up, just a well planned mission where all variables were accounted for and everyone does their job and it goes off without someone getting captured or some new dastardly evil plot is revealed or no past stuff coming to haunt us again which forces us to face whatever alone as the PC because.
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Holy shit, I have finally caught up with the wild ride that is magical girl noir quest.
2 Years worth of threads, you guys sure know how to do a fucking quest alright.
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>>33042413
I tried.
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>>33042458
Now go read the writeups. The ride never ends.
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>>33042413
Your wish is my command
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>>33042458
Deculture is an inspiration to us all, and the insane players are a lesson to us all.

Yes, I blame Deculture for giving me the courage to QM. Bastard.
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>>33042412
Good point. I could see Midori being afraid that Chiaki will eventually just forget her. In some ways thats worse than the relationship ending or whatever. From Chiakis POV, the relationship with Wendy never even existed. That must really sting.

And if so, having a former girlfriend of Chiakis that Chiaki does not really remember would serve as an example of what it would be like for her.

Can you imagine having to live with the constant fear that one day when you come home, your loved one just looks at you with a blank look and says "Who are you?". Thats something Sayaka does not have to worry about but Midori does.
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>>33042454
> When was the last time we did something without fucking up, just a well planned mission where all variables were accounted for and everyone does their job and it goes off without someone getting captured or some new dastardly evil plot is revealed or no past stuff coming to haunt us again which forces us to face whatever alone as the PC because.

Don't we already get complaints that Chiaki isn't allowed to mess up in this quest?

Back to the point, The one time Chiaki had to fill out paperwork and manage her officio Mother Base style seems to be what you're looking for?

It'd be neat if we had carthatic periods of warmasterly duties instead of being shipped to dangerous mission after dangerous mission, but that would slow down the plot even further.
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>>33042544
She's actually lived through it once already. Just a taste, in Siberia.
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>>33042544
>Thats something Sayaka does not have to worry
Oh no. But Sayaka DOES have to worry about Chiaki suddenly forgetting that they are friends and trying to shoot her in the face, as has happened before.
As has happened to everyone before, except Mami.
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>>33042511
Is there an easy way to read the writeups? Or is am I just going to have to scour the archives again?
I'm totally fine with searching the archive, but it'd be faster to have some sort of collection
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>>33042595
http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Write-ups

There's also a link to non-canon ones.
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>>33042595
Write-ups are collected here : http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

Or on the wiki : http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Write-ups
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>>33042595
http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Write-ups
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>>33042544
>>33042570
I would love Chiaki to give Sallaka a blank stare, and tell her just that. "You know, when was the last time Kyko looked at you and said, 'who are you?', blueberry? I've said it to Midori before. So don't give me that coddling her bullshit. Every second could be worse than the last....because it just might not be the last for her. Just for me."
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>>33042569
No, the problem I have was how Deculture really tried to drill it in that we're a crackshot killer in the last post when I feel that this isn't really being reflected in our playstyle. We never do a clean assassination from a kilometer away; we don't even use rifles anymore, just melee from golden weapons. Why are we a vindicare again?
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>>33042570

If anything, this can play as a good point of commonality between Wendy and Midori. Midori got just a day of being forgotten, while Wendy's dealt with months of the same treatment, even worse in fact. I just hope everybody can be cool-headed and not get into some sort of fight. We just need to end this Prophet business and start building our Social Links.
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>>33042503
Oh man, I forgot the mouth
>>33042521
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>>33042630
>Why are we a vindicare again?
Because our personal Wheel of Fortune shits mostly guns?
Also because we're too noodly for Eversor, not subtle enough for Callidus and not revolting enough for Culexus (but we nearly made that at some point!).
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>>33042607
>>33042614
>>33042615
Based anons, I'll begin reading as soon as this thread finishes
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>>33042630

You realize that a majority of our killing throughout the quest involved guns right? There are plenty of moments where we used melee, but guns are literally our go-to weapon. It turns out, if you use ranged weapons a lot, you can become more accurate with them. Hence, crackshot Murderface.
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>>33042630
Because Vindicare isn't a rank so much as what your inherent magical girl powers gave you. We just happen to be a noodly gun user who has some sanity-draining boss cutters.
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>>33042703
Point and fact,Chiaki is one of the few magical girls that can go face to face with eversors and the mook army in close range using only guns,it just so happens that our normal opponents are actually really strong in their own right,the other vindicare is Tomoe mami and previously Kharn(tough she was always more of an eversor anyway).
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>>33042703
>>33042753
We did once beat a girl with her own arms, that's gotta count for something
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>>33042703
Right, but that's on nameless mooks that Decu spends a single sentence discribing. When it comes to "bosses" or things that actually matter we don't exactly have much choice when we have 4 golden weapons and 3 of them are melee. That kind of limits our range to close since it's a pistol.

We really need to improve our combat style. Instead of charging headfirst into everything then standing in the middle of it all, stationary, then dodging at the last moment when they charge is not sufficient. We're a Magical girl, learn to strafe and jump while shooting a la Quake and maneuver so we always have stuff between us and melee users.
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>>33042703
>>33042729
On a separate topic, however, I would say that Chiaki does need to work out some more as an Eversor, and pick up some of the Venenum healing magic techniques.
As a Warmaster, we are expected to be able to handle any situation, regardless of our Rank.
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>>33042753
Holy shit, learn English. Are you trying to say that Mami is the only other Vindicare?
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>>33042766
Actually Chiaki is nowhere near her prime,you do remember her saying "That eternal ache in my bones,every movement hurts" and all that?
>>33042785
I meant to say that the other vindicares who can actually go close to the enemies are mami and kharn(tough she is a special case) most vindicares favor sniper duty.
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>>33042776
I say we go full Culexus, complete with Malal-like helm. Nothing beats having enemy MGs have complimentary distraction headaches before punching them out with giant fuckoff gauntlets.
And we also get to harass Pinky.
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>>33042218 >>33042232 >>33042238 >>33042255

You shake your head silently, before reaching up to grasp her hand with your own and give it a squeeze. Acknowledging her apology and allowing her to continue in the same motion.

"It's...it's just...a lot of things, at the same time, and all of a sudden!" Midori bursts out. "I-I mean, the one night we were able to spend together, with...with no missions for Sempai or anything like that, and...and then something bad happened over at Kazamino, and now this meeting, and you and Miss Kuru--Coolio--Cooldown...! Nngh!" She gnashes her teeth in frustration at the difficulty of the foreign last name, but manages it at the end with a triumphant grunt.

You squeeze her hand again. Just letting her continue, keeping your silence for now.

"...Of course I'm happy that Sempai gets to meet someone from her past again, I...I think no matter what, no one should be made to forget someone in their lives, no matter how much remembering them would hurt..." It's here that Midori turns towards you, eyes wet with unshed tears. "...What Miss Mami, Miss Sayaka and Kyoko-san did to you, I...I don't know how they could do that to you, Sempai!"

You let yourself smile here, a small one.

"It's not funny, Sempai!"

You shake your head as you finally break your silence, still holding onto Midori's hand. No, it's not funny at all. But you know that what Mami and the others did, they did it for a good reason. ...Of course, you're not sure what the reason is yet, but you're just thankful that they didn't take the most obvious and logical route with you, at least.

"...The most obvious route...?" Midori frowns as she sniffs again, wiping at her eyes with her sleeves, now. "Sempai, I don't--"

[1/2]
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>>33042828
If its an option im all for it.
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>>33042785
Maybe you should learn reading comprehension before attacking others for their English.
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>>33042729
It's a rank, but it's usually assigned based on what role your magical girl powers would be best suited to, the preferences of the girl themselves and the requirements of any rank/squad leader.
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>>33042846

You shake your head again, and give her hand another squeeze. It doesn't matter now. Yes, you understand how she feels. Being deliberately made to forget someone isn't exactly something peachy, but they were just looking out for you, and that's more than what you deserved. Besides, it's not like they were doing it to be dicks or anything. When had Kyoko steered you wrong? Or Sayaka? Or hell, even Mami?

Well, there was one time with Kirika, but that was just because she was trying to help Kirika too. ...You don't tell Midori that, of course.

"Y-yeah. Yeah, I guess..." Midori lowers her head. A moment later, and she squeezes your hand, now.

...Good. That's progress. She's doing better.

How do you continue?

[]Bring up Wendy. Is she jealous?
[]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
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>>33042846

>Coolio

Possible nickname in the works?
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>>33042866
>"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
There is still business to do, after all.
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>>33042866
>[x]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
Let's hurry back.
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>>33042866
>[x]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
We dildo now
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>>33042866
>[X]Bring up Wendy. Is she jealous?

NO PAIN NO GAIN

I see that this is the path to the harem end
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>>33042866
>[x]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."

Remind her this is business.
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>>33042866
[]Bring up Wendy.
Introduce them to eachother. Resolve the situation before it escalates any further.
Here's hoping for a threesome
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>>33042828

Except that we'll become horrifyingly ugly, eventually turning to dust from overusing our abilities (and lord knows we'd overuse them) and I really don't want to strain all our relationships harder than we already have.
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>>33042866
>[X]Bring up Wendy. Is she jealous?
>[]X"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
DO ALL THE THINGS
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>>33042866
>[X]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
Gotta be top dildo right now.
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>>33042856
>complete disregard for punctuation and grammar
>"Maybe you should learn reading comprehension!"

yeah nah
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>>33042866
>[x]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."

Bringing up Wendy, that's one thing. Asking if Midori is JEALOUS? No, we don't have a deathwish, thanks.
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>>33042866
>[]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
Dildo.
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>>33042866
>[X]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
>[X]Get back to work.

Please.
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>[x]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."

We still got business to do.
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>>33042866
[X]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
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>>33042866
[x]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
Remember, we can't spend too much time out here.
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>>33042866
[X]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."

now is not the time or place to ask about jealousy.
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>>33042898
>horrifyingly ugly

Wat. All the Culexus we've seen so far have looked totally normal under their suits.
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>>33042866
>[X]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
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>>33042866
[x]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
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>>33042866

>[X]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."

Best not to keep Wendy waiting. Nobody really wants to be here under these circumstances, and it's best to let everyone get to their own business.
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>[X]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."

Sounds reasonable
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>>33042866
>[x]"I know you have a lot of questions about her, but the ass was fat."
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>>33042630
According to ask fm Chiaki seems to favor fairly mid ranged and personal firearms to long rifles and the like.

> Favors Handguns and Shotguns

Neither of which are made for sniping
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>>33042866

[x] Bring up Wendy

Nope. If I know one thing about jealous girls, it's that it must be dealt with, stat. Problem fosters.
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>>33042866
[x]Other
[x]''Midori. You wanted to come with me, so I have let you come with me. I did that because apart from me liking you, you are my Aide and a good Magical Girl. I need that girl now who jumped in Siberia into a Witchs Barrier after me to save me and even managed to drag out Kharn in one piece. I need you to remember that there is a time and place where we can act like a couple and a time where I am the Warmaster and where I need the Callidus I trust the most by my side.

This whole Wendy-Thing is a shock for me too, and whether and I show it or not, I am uncomfortable with this situation, but someone killed girls from my officio, MY girls, so this comes first.''
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>>33042866
>[x]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
All in due time.
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>>33042965
She's a crack shot with almost anything because she no longer knows what the hell her shield is going to spit at her.

It threw her a bolter at one point.

So the solution was to Git Gud.
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>>33042866
>[X]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
Let's get back.

Something like this is fine, too
>>33042981
"You're a professional, pull yourself together"
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Aaaand it looks like the dildos have it.
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>>33042866
>[x]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
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>>33042965

She might favor them, but that doesn't mean she isn't good at long range as well. We're an alternate Homura, possibly even a Homura from another timeline. We are part of a continuum that has fought 10,000+ loops. We can have some substantial long-range sniping in there SOMEWHERE.
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>>33042866
[X]"We'll talk about Wendy back at the apartment, alright? I know you have a lot of questions about her, and I'll answer them, but not right now."
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>>33042866
>[x]"Is it so wrong to want a watermelon with seeds?"
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>>33043028

"bluh bluh bluh, people want to actually NOT waste important constituents time wiping the tears of our girlfriend during an important meeting about MURDERS AND WAR."
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I can't wait till everything goes tits up. All this paranoia, it amuses me, even more so because it's well warranted. That, and everyone is always focusing on the little detail.

I can't wait till we slip on a banana peel and fall down the stairs of the officio. All 92 stories. "The Fall of Murderface" indeed. That, and when Mumi fakes her death, blames the murder on us, and continues to manipulate the magical world behind the scenes, all in the name of the greater good and Chaiki's safety.
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>>33043007
"Goddamn, Mudrerface, that's the thing you were using to give us a covering fire back there? I've seen it before. In a museum. It's one of those crazy experimental guns. They only made couple prototypes and scrapped them soon afterwards because the things didn't even work. Where did you get it? How did you make it work?"
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>>33042866
There.
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>>33043115
I love your addition
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>>33043115
She's a bitch on wheels
She's a bitch and she's gonna be bitchin' after someone
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>>33042965
High powered sniper rifles are great, but they're no use in a Witch Barrier, which is, after all, one of the primary duties of a magical girl.
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>>33043115
>[reving intensifies]
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>>33043115
NECO-sama used something I edited? Nyaa~

So would Chiaki and Midori be the kid and the monkey?

>>33043130
God dammit.
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>>33043130
Magical Girl Red Line Quest when.

MGNQ: Wacky Races sidequest when
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>>33043115
Excellent.
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>>33043178
Pomp Homu when?
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>>33043178

Someone get Dan Kim on this.

We already have Sayakar and Midorimobile
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>>33043182
I miss Pinky.
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>>33043178

Akuma Homura as Snidely Whiplash and Pinky as that fucking dog. MAKE THIS A THING
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>>33043178
Mandatory Hotwheels cameo.
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>>33043203
His name is Mutley.
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>>33043178
Midori Sonoshee when?
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>>33043200

Green and Pink are bestest
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>>33043203
It's already halfway there!
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>>33043203
>Snidely Whiplash
You mean Dick Dastardly?
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>>33043200
So do I anon.
>>33043228
Best end.
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>>33043178
>Kharn in Marauder pimpmobile
>TASALS in Humvee with jet engine
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>>33043219
...right then, I think.
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>>33043242

Shit you're right, I'm getting my old-ass cartoon villians mixed up.
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>>33043197
You know, I could actually make a really basic MGNQ kart racer. But I want to work on my other game thing first. : /
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>>33043178
We had something similar in the Malal flashback.
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>>33043253
>Odette in Sleepy Sue
>K in the Challenger
>Enyo on Raleigh

Fund it.
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>>33043268

Ahahaha it was less of a request and more of a "wouldn't it be cool?"

Don't worry about it!
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>>33043200

We have to remember, we only have one Time Stop before we have to talk to Pinky for permission to use more. We may as well converse with her between big events. Perhaps during a commute?
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>>33043191

>mfw read that as pomf

>Wah!=3 What're we gonna do on the bed, _NECO
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>>33043289
Nicole on Schpeltiger
The Rabbits piled into Annie's Corpse Wagon
NECO on some ungodly kittycycle
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>>33043268

Gosh, if someone made any sort of MGNQ fangame I'd gush to the ends of the world.
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>>33043133
Sniper rifles are overrated, barrel length is not linearly proportional to muzzle velocity which directly affects accuracy. Rate of fire and mobility is what is important in an assault. What we need is to get a M2 BMG, chop the barrel down to carbine length, make it feed from as large a magazine as possible and/or directly from the shield and learn to kill things before they get close by kiting. Handloaded subsonic rounds with single shots for medium range so you don't blind/deafen yourself every time you fire and follow up shots are easier, and normal rounds for close range where it will double as a flamethrower.
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>>33043289
>Enyo on Raleigh
This is canon.
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> Tfw 9th Officio sponsors an outlandish street race to lure out the holder of the golden car (No.VII)
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>>33043239

Why.. Why does this even exist?
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>>33043268
it's on my agenda too, I want to make "Super Hero Kart" for Hero Quest.

If I ever finish it, I want to work in Sayakar as a secret racer.
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>>33043348
Aw yeah!
vroom vroom bitch engine activated
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>>33043338
>surprise plot twist
>Raleigh is golden weapon VII
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>>33043304
Dammit, Hat, I'm almost 30 y/o cynical bastard and that last frame made me actually go "nyaaa~". Yes, exactly like that even with the tilde at the end.
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>>33043348
>Sayakar as a secret racer.
The Dildo Emperor atop Sayakar, propelled entirely by the power of bitching at each other.
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>>33043338

Since the Golden Weapons have been anything from axes to guns to fucking bangles, I'd believe it.
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>>33043239
Damn, you got to it just before me
>>33043342
It's from a doujin
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>>33043365
Vroom, Vroom, Mudafucka!
>>33043366
So we get to keep Raleigh with us at all times?

Make it canon, Decu.
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>>33043366
>>33043366
> surprise surprise plot twist
> Raleigh is also the stig
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>>33043239
>>33043394

Gief sauce.
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>>33043396
"Midori was helping me practice for my boyfriend, nya."
"Y...you really believed that? I MEAN YES SEMPAI THAT WAS IT"
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>>33043396

there needs to be a version of this with ChiakixMidori and a bunch of Clara Dolls lurking at the door.
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>>33043178
8-ball on his pimped out vroomba
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>>33043365
>>33043404

I wonder how Kharnwagon and Mumimobile would look like.
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>>33043373

I'm glad you liked it!
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>>33043416
>boyfriend
>implying boys
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>>33043434
Amber and Jade in Amber's VW bug tricked out with Speed Racer gadgets
Mumi's Hayabusa
Ruri on a motorcycle with her face plastered all over it
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>>33043435

Dan, pls, I need this
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>>33043408
But Khan is already the meguca Stig.
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>>33043477
No, Malal is.
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>>33043431
Please no more nightmare fuel. I have enough for the day.
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>>33043459
>Mumi's Hayabusa
MGNQ mumi is actually biker. Make her Celty expy (from Durarara). It's fitting. Also headless puns.
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>>33043408
>Triple stack surprise plot twist
>Raleigh is best girl
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>>33043487
U wot? Khan even has the white suit and everything.
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>>33043491
Already implied.
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>>33043496
But that's not a surprise or a twist at all.
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>>33043327
Suzi running atop some kinda lewd katamari made of webs and naughty things
Madge in a big ol' musclecar and going full Initial D in her attitude
Milly flying a hot air balloon and laughing at ground-bound plebians ohohohohoho
Russ being ridden by her Equerry
Karen (has not been introduced yet sorry) trampling everything while on fire and shooting lasers
Heather and Eleanor in a giant robot and dressed as Kamina and Simon
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>>33043521
The lack of twistyness is what makes it a surprising twist!
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>>33043538
Nero riding in a chariot pulled by bitches
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>>33043538
You mean flashing their bare torsos?.
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>>33043579
Yes. Eleanor is terribly uncomfortable and freaks out the entire time.
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>>33043578
Freon, still armless, riding atop a metal gear.
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>>33043578
But the dogs would turn on you and chase you instead and your chariot would go nowhere.

Unless you meant this Chariot, in which case carry on.
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>>33043578
I'm imagining some kind of gimpmobile.
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>>33043624
Raleigh is an unlockable vehicle for everyone, and also her own character as a light, fast racer and in her fuckoff heavy battle tank, nya
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If no-one has said Misaka on Tiny Pete yet, we should all hang our heads in shame.
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>>33043538
Kharn and Souji in full wedding dress riding a honeymoon car.
Misaka riding Tiny Pete, riding a Chaos space bike
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>>33043336
I'm imagining Enyo riding her like a Segway
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>>33043650
I didn't think that even needed to be said
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>>33043643
What is Raleigh's top speed? Also how is Raleigh pronounced?
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>>33043689
R'lyeh.
IA IA
HOTWHEEL FTAGHN
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>>33043689
Just like R'lyeh
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>>33043689
Several hundred fasts/hour.

'Rah-lay', though I admit I tend to pronounce it 'Rah-lee'. She's probably used to both. She gets called Rally a lot I bet, nya.
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>>33043650
I'm imagining her painting Tiny Pete like SANIC and having him end up looking like an Ultrasmurf.
Pete's color-scheme fueled rage would propel them to heretofore unseen speeds.
>EVEN IN DEATH I GOTTA GO FAST
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>>33043461
Your wish is my command, Hat!

>MONSTAHR KHARN
>Mami Mobile
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>>33043734
Amazing.

Wacky Races writeup when?
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>>33043734
>That image

Oh god I'm crying.
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>>33043734
The greatest thing.
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>>33043734
Based Dan nya
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>>33043734
Beep beep, motherfucker.
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>>33043734

I rabu you
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>>33043734
>Mami: "Filthy wheel plebeians."
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>>33042881 >>33042885 >>33042887

You give Midori another moment to herself before speaking again. Telling her that the both of you will talk about Wendy back at the apartment, later. You know that the green-haired Callidus has a lot of questions about your ex, and you'll answer them in time. But not right now. Not when there's a meeting to conclude. And you want her to be there in the same room with you until it's done.

Midori nods in silence, before looking up at you, giving your hand another squeeze of her own. "I'll...I'll hold you to that, Chiaki-sempai. You promised, so you have to do it." She smiles here, finally, a giggle escaping her lips. "Alright?"

Of course you will. You did say, after all, you reply with a smile of your own. Does she want you to write it down on your journal, too? You make to pull the leather-bound notebook from your inventory. It'll just take a second--

"O-oh, no! No! It's okay, Sempai!" Midori shakes her head, eyes widening. "I-I was just kidding! I know you'll do it, there's no need to write it down! P-please, save your journal for more important things!"

What makes her think it's not important? You frown at Midori, just as you open your journal to its last marked page and scribble your promise to her in the space between the notes ORIKO, CONTROLLED? and SAYAKA BITCHMASTER SUPREME.

"Updated my journal," You murmur to yourself, just as you shove the leatherbound volume back into your Inventory. Looking back up to a blushing Midori a moment later.

She ready to get back to the meeting, then?

She couldn't have nodded fast enough after you asked, and followed you back to the suite with one hand gripping your greatcoat's sleeve. Silent as a mouse the entire way through.

[1/2]
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>>33043734
RUSSIANHE-E-EAD
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>>33043815

You make it back to the suite without any interruptions - and thankfully, THANKFULLY, before Wendy could return from wherever she went. You let out a sigh of relief here just as both Kyoko and Mami welcome you back - Sayaka obviously still pissed, but inclining her head in a nod towards your direction as you glance towards her. Perhaps a grudging acknowledgement from your Equerry that you're doing the right thing, even if it's a bit stupid? Well, whatever.

You return to your seat, and just as you're about to get settled in does Wendy finally re-enter the suite. "High Priestess says okay," is the first words out of her lips. "...But on some conditions. She didn't tell me what they were, though, but apparently she already gave them to you, Miss Tomoe? I--" Wendy freezes as you hear something move behind you, and you turn to look over your shoul--

...

...

After what seems like an eternity, Midori releases you from the unexpectedly warm, and unexpectedly soft pair of lips that had closed over your own the moment you saw a flicker of green at the edge of your vision. The Callidus giggling, her cheeks blushing furiously, while the maids giggle to themselves and Kyoko choking down a guffaw.

"Midori-san!" Mami's chiding whisper cuts through the uneasy silence, waving Midori back to her. The green-haired girl bows apologetically at you, then at Wendy, before rushing back towards Sayaka and Kyoko, standing to attention there with a mischievous smile on her face. Like a child that's done something naughty but knows she isn't going to be punished for it. "Um, yes, Wendy-san? You were saying something about conditions...?"

[2/3]
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>>33043731
Able to move a bunch of Grovers in 1 second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FZN-vpWKOc
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>>33043842

Wendy doesn't seem to be much of a mood to continue anything, her own cheeks anemically pale, her eyes shrinking into dots. A single drop of sweat trickling down her cheek as she looks at you, then Midori, then at you again. "...I...I...ghk..." She sounds like she's choking on gravel.

What do you do?

[]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!
[]Apologize for Midori. It's...it's an Officio custom. Yeah.
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>>33043860
[x]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!
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>>33043860
[X]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!

Summon the inner Dildo (well, not literally)!
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>>33043860
>Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!
Gotta keep our heads about us here.
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>>33043860
[X]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!

Midori, I like you but that was a dick move.
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>>33043842

ffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFUCK
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>>33043860
>[x]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!

Fuck sake.
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>>33043860
>[x]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!
Damnit Midorin, your timing is just perfect
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>>33043842
>>Midori stealing a kiss

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! YES!
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>>33043860
>[x]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!
Save face. Save fucking face. No ones is going to buy its a fucking custom. (That only works for Kharn)
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>>33043860
>[]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!
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>>33043860
>[]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!

Workworkworkwork. Use work to escape this moment!
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>>33043860
>[X]Apologize for Midori. It's...it's an Officio custom. Yeah.
Now you do it.
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>>33043860
>[]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!
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>>33043860
>[X]Apologize for that, then ask Mami what these conditions are.

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
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>>33043860
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>>33043860
Can't we channel our inner dildo and be all like?

> The conditions, Wendy?

Hair flip and all?
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>>33043906
The timing is really bad. I hope we can drown everyone in work so Wendy can gather herself.

>Wendy's gonna have a field day with this writeup.
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>>33043860
[x]conditions
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>>33043860
>[X]Apologize for Midori. It's...it's an Officio custom. Yeah.
Well, we're screwed.
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>>33043860
>[x]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!

PROFESSIONALISM
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>>33043860
>[x]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!

Did Wendy just figure out that her favorite manga series is based off of her former lover and this green-haired hussy's fantasy relationship?
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>>33043913
>No ones is going to buy its a fucking custom. (That only works for Kharn)
Bullshit, Kharn is precedent! Infact, we can literally blame the "custom" on her!

>>33043860
>[X]Apologize for Midori. It's...it's an Officio custom. Yeah.

Greenie has just earned a spanking later, though.
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>>33043930

I'm loathe to channel dildoes after we already channeled her earlier in the meeting. Besides, she'd probably get all huffy since we're not channeling her for an "important reason"
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>>33043734
10/10 designs, would shower in money
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>>33043860

This.
>>33043930
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>>33043860
[x]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!
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>>33043927
My sides!

And here comes the knife.
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>>33043968
We don't have to channel her, just emulate her.
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>>33043860

[X]Giver Midori a "PLEASE DONT FUCK THIS UP FOR ME" look, try to give Wendy a "god damnit im sorry, i don't mean for this to become awkward and dumb" look, and ask mumi for those conditions.
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>>33043734
Who is on the Mami mobile?
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>>33043860
[x]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!

Midori you lovable scamp. Lovable tramp?
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>>33043993

>Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda

>Emulating anything more tactful than a shotgun

I don't know if she'd be able to manage such a thing.
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>>33043860
>[x]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!

> Like a child that's done something naughty but knows she isn't going to be punished for it.
YEAH ABOUT THAT. I'm all for waifu-ing it up with Midori, but we just said that we need to get back to business, and that kiss was not only completely unprofessional, but she only did it because she knew it would piss off Wendy. We can't let that just slide, Midori's our girlfriend, but right now we're Warmaster and that little move MAY have just sunken any further talks.
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>>33043734
>That tongue.
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>>33043860
>[X]Quickly ask Mami what these conditions are. Focus on work. Focus!

>>33043940

It messes things up horribly, but I'm just cheering internally like crazy because Midori's taking the initiative again and acting more like the character she used to be.

It's magnificent and I kinda wanna cry
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>>33044018

We should probably mention to Midori later why that was totally NOT COOL AT ALL JESUS CHRIST.
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>>33043842
MMMMMIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

This is a betrayal of our trust, what was she thinking? We cannot simply let this go; it'll simply make her more bold. We should get rid of her right the fuck now.
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>>33044041
This this this.
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> but knows she isn't going to be punished for it.

That's what she thinks.

Wendy would never have done something like this
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>>33044054
I think she knows why, she's just being territorial and a tad mean.
And I love it.
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>>33044054
>>33044077
She knows she's not going to get punished for it. Her expression said as much.

We should punish her.
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>>33044077
>Wendy would never have done something like this
No, she'd have just stabbed someone.
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>>33043860
Hair flip then,
"Your turn."
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>>33043860
Goddamit Midori.
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[X] Cold Voice: That was inappropriate and you'll be dealt with later.

[X] What conditions, Tomoe-san?
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>>33044081
>>33044094

Yes, we need to punish her!
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>>33044114
OMFG THIS!!!
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>>33044041
She may have easily fucked over both her and our relationship with one of the few people who knew and accepted us before our mindwipe. I love Midori to death, but that's not gonna fucking fly. I don't want us to berate her, but make sure she knows that was horrible. It was horrible not just because it was unprofessional, but because she is digging her fingers into Wendy's old wounds, and that is just sick.
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>>33043860
>[x]Apologize for Midori. That was unprofessional.
Dildos
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>>33044027
She doesn't need to "emulate" it, she's running on the same hardware.

It's just a mental groove to slip into
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>>33044121
Hat, that's not going to deter her at all! Which I suspect is your plan.
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>>33044094
If we spank her, she'd just get off on that, so we need something else
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>>33044081
Time and place man time and place.

I think it's in an character trait at this point that Midori tends to slip up whenever her heart speaks louder than her head.

As expected of Midori "get fucked" Hanegawa
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>>33043860
>[x]Apologize for Midori. It's...it's an Officio custom. Yeah.
Midori what the fuck
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>>33044077
oh yeah, absolutely.

She is totallly going to regret that. Homu-natrix mode later
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>>33044121
You seem a bit too happy at the prospects of Chiaki 'punishing' Midori.
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>>33044141
Kneecaps.
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>>33043860
How's it feel to be one of Midori's conquests?

>>33044141
Neglect play.
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>>33044141
We should tie her up and make her watch as we eat Mami's pancakes and loudly remark on how delicious they are.
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>>33043860
[x] "I apologize for my staff's unprofessional conduct; it won't happen again. Miss Tomoe, please tell us about the conditions."
We'll scold Midori in private.
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>>33044121
A calm explanation of how that was a very stupid and awkward thing to do thing to do, and why she really, really shouldn't antagonise the psychotic, religious-zealot yank. Followed by a raunchy spanking.
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>>33044141
The trick is to spank her with adequate spacing so that she can't get off, but also won't be able to sit comfortably for at least week.
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>>33044141
Channel ++Murderface++ and ravish her
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>>33044166
Good. Very good.
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>>33044172
also good
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>>33044141
use the belt and put your back into it
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>>33044160

I've said it a gazillion times before: This sort of interplay that was foreshadowed ages ago is one of the reasons why I love this pairing so much.

It's like an early Christmas in my heart. All my waiting is finally paying off
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>>33044141
Well probably just sleep on the chair for a week.
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Can we get off the /u/boat here for a moment? This is supposed to be a serious noir quest and someone we thought we could trust has just shown her true colours. Jealousy and insecurity are things that break relationships. This is insubordination at best and relationship ending at the worse, which is what it SHOULD come to if she does anything like that ever again.
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>>33044215
Knowing decu, it'll be Christmas again before this arc is over.

Hahaha!
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>>33044175
This, keep it cool.
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>>33044232
You didn't notice she was the jealous type? Because even the wiki mentions her as being jealous and insecure.
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All these cars OC makes me wonder

Whacky Races thread when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESi7uGMNaMs

Muderface for Dick Dastardly
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>>33044258
What would three stooges drive
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>>33044243
Yes, but it's the inability for her to control herself. What makes you think she'll stop here?
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>>33044279
AI YO.
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>>33044232
We didn't see it coming.
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>>33044269
They ride Murderface's shoulders.
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This happened because we didn't address her jealousy isn't it.

RIP negotiations

Sayaka was right.
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>>33044279
She'll eat our pancakes while Mami watches.

And she'll like them.
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>>33044279
We can talk to her later in private and tell her to be more professional in meetings and so on. But this is not the time.
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>>33044279
Clearly we need to muzzle her. And give her a chastity belt. And a collar and leash.
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>>33044307
No, now is the time, clear everything up with Wendy present and scold her in front of everyone. We need to make sure everyone understands this shit is unacceptable.
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>>33044308
And to take her out on a "breather"?
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>>33044326
What the fuck kind of amateur workplace do you work at, that public scolding is considered anywhere close to being professional?
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>>33044308

[spoilers] I wonder how good Chiaki's shibari is. This has been on my to-do list for a long time now and now I'm motivated again [/spoilers]
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>>33044307

Of course, nobody's saying we should kick her in the shin right now. But a quick, sincere apology to present company (especially Wendy) and a look that says "you fucked up" to Midori is enough for now.
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>>33044327
Does that make Wendy Tachi?
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>>33044349
>nobody's saying we should kick her in the shin right now.
Actually, yes, there is someone who is that unprofessional and stupid.
Right here >>33044326
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>>33044348

Ah, whatever. This is what I get for manually typing tags on my phone. Oh well
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>>33044348
Maybe the shield could spit out some 'tools' to help
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>>33044367

Okay, yeah, but that guy's an idiot. Also he showed up after I typed up my post so eh.
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>>33044344
We don't want any "misunderstandings" or suspicions from Wendy that we were in on this.
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>>33044348
As it stands, Chiaki is more likely to get shibari'd by Midori than the other way around.

When did we lose the pants of that relationship?
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>>33043842
>>33043815

DELICIOUS WENDY TEARS

http://gifsound.com/?gif=manga.clone-army.org/gallery/mgnq/wendy_noway.gif&v=Y_Rg6AAig8g
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>>33043860
THIS IS WHAT BEING A DILDO HAS WROUGHT
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>>33044410

No, no, no! It's the switching that makes this the best! The fact that they're both so awkward and impulsively headstrong is what makes this the best!
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>>33044442
I laughed too hard at this, Dan.
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>>33044410
We haven't.

It just flip-flops and Midori has just flipped the switch.
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>>33044442
>I Cant Live by Mariah Carey
>Not ''All by myself - Eric Carmen''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-o9gf_soFBM#t=52

Ya blew it Dan!
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>>33044077
that's because Wendy is sub
while Midori switch
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>>33044410
It's always the one that wears the pants publically that is subservient in bed though.

See: Nanofate
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>>33044539
who is this semen demon?
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>>33044569
But doesn't Nanoha wear the pants AND dom Feito-chaaaan?
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>>33044587
In public. In private, it's Fate.
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>>33044587
I don't think fate would enjoy domination all that much
Considering what her mother did to her in season 1
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>>33044569

It's just a matter of teaching her right.
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Things Wendy would do that Midori would never do?
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>>33044664
Worship Pinky.
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>>33044239
I'm perfectly okay with that.
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>>33044612
Wouldn't that make domming therapeutic or something for her?
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>>33044609
>>33044612
I honestly can't imagine Nanoha as anything other than a dom. What makes you so sure she is the sub?
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>>33044640
Now that it's happened, I hope you don't mind when Midori dies for good.
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>>33044664
being good
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>>33044577
Milky Holmes
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>>33044682
Stress relief maybe? She's gotta be in charge all the time, must be nice to let someone else take the reins every once in a while.
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>>33044682
I don't think she's either. If anybody would be the dom, it's Hayate.
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>>33044464
I do find OK that Midori can have some awkward and impulsively headstrong urges, but does it need to happen in public, during a serious meeting with serious people and, worst of all, in front of our ex?
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>>33044683

Oh, anon

How little you understand me
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>>33044664
Psychopathically muder Midori in the middle of the meeting.

> her own cheeks anemically pale, her eyes shrinking into dots.
That expression is not merely anger.
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>>33044664
Not be the danger
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>>33044664
the irony that Wendy is good girl
and MIdori being bad girl
amuses me.

...I'm guessing we're probably not going to get that coffee now. Bad Midori.
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>>33044612
Or perhaps she does, and Precia didn't do it correctly.
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>>33044707
That's practically canon, but only with the Wolkenritter and her command staff as far as I know.
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>>33044731
Bad Midori needs to be punished, and Wendy needs to be there to make sure it is enough.
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>>33044682
I think what he meant that while Nanoha takes the wife role, (as opposed to Fate taking the homemaker/husband role) it's Fate that takes the bottom spot in bed.
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>>33043876 >>33043886 >>33043888 >>33043896

Midori...what was she thinking? She...she did that to you while Wendy was...just when things were going smoothly--

You shake your head furiously, feeling your cheeks burning, and quickly ask Mami what...what the High Priestess' conditions were. You say this with speed, even when you can still taste Midori's melon-flavored lip gloss on your tongue. Wendy, meanwhile, is still stunned at the sight she'd seen, standing ramrod straight, absolutely pale - and her staff unable to approach her for some reason. ...Maybe it's the fact that she's slightly trembling all over? or something.

"Y-yes, um! Well! The conditions are, um, I--" Mami squeaks as she drops what sounds like a very thick folder full of papers from her hand. "A-ahh! Please excuse me, I, let me just--um--"

You resist the urge to sigh, and it's here that you turn in your seat to glare at Midori. That was...that wasn't really what you were hoping she'd do. That was irresponsible, completely inappropriate, out of line - and many other watch-wearing dildo terms. Anyway, you're going to have to give her a piece of your mind later, and--

"WARMASTER!"

The door to the suite slams open, and this awkward tableau inside the suite freezes for just a split second - before it resumes with a flurry of activity, the combatants of either side drawing their weapons and leveling them at the newcomer. The party-crasher immediately freezes as well, and it's here that you shove your Golden Desert Eagle back into your shoulder holster as you recognize it. ...Kumatora?

"Sorry! Please, sorry! Don't shoot! I've got an emergency call for the Warmaster!" Kumatora raises both her gloved hands, one of them gripping an active smartphone. "It's really urgent! I know this is a neutral space, and I come untransformed and unarmed! Please, don't shoot!"

[1/2]
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>>33044731
As expected of worst girl
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>>33044758
Oh, I guess I could see that
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>Wendy lunges at Midori, knife drawn.
>Is brought short by the .45 pressed to her forehead.
>"Mine."
>Wendy looks into Chiaki's eyes.
>"Yes mistress."
>Midori smirks.
>Click of safey off and gun pressed under chin.
>"Later."
>"Hai, sempai."
>Gun is gone.
>"Now, where were we?":
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>>33044709

True that. I would LOVE for Midori to kiss us in the middle of the office, or during lunch, or ANY OTHER TIME THAN WHEN OUR DEAD-BUT-NOT-ANYMORE EX-GIRLFRIEND IS IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM.
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>>33044767
Based kumatora, there for us when we needed her the most.
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>>33044713
Wendy is likely going to kill Midori at this rate, if players don't get rid of Midori themselves.

What will you draw once Midori is gone? WendyXChiaki stuff until we kill Wendy as well?
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>>33044664
Anal.
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>>33044767
"Oh shoot, then pancakes are burning! Gotta go!"
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>>33044767
Thank you distraction Ha- I mean Kumatora
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>>33044791
It's really going to make the Midori/Chiaki/Wendy route more difficult
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>>33044801
You underestimate Midori.
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>>33044767
BASED KUMACHAN!
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>>33044767

"What the hell is this?" Wendy growls, seemingly going back into more familiar territory now that you've given her no reason to trust you ever. "Kong, for fuck's sake, this was supposed to be--"

"Wait." Mami raises a hand, just as the ivory-white musket in her hands dissolves into ribbons, then nothing. "Kumatora knows Chiaki-san's instructions, and mine, as well. She wouldn't interrupt this meeting if it wasn't important. Stand down, Wendy, everyone. Please."

The room relaxes her, albeit reluctantly - and now without a dozen or so weapons trained at her, Kumatora quickly moves to your side, thrusting the phone in your hands. "It's from Miss Omegon! Please, Warmaster!"

Alright, alright. Fine. You grab the phone and hold it up to your ear - and immediately pull it away. There's...screaming on the other line. Horrible, blood-curling screaming. A girl, probably getting murdered.

"Warmaster!" Omegon's voice comes through the phone's earpiece, shouting over the screams. "I'm sorry to interrupt your tea part but this is important!"

Yeah, you figured, you reply, wincing at the screaming, as well as the fact that you have the entire room looking at you. What is it, anyway?

"I need you to think! Someone's in danger! Who retired Kirika?"

What? That's...you, of course. You did the job. It's even in the mission records.

"No, no! The one who shot her! The one who...who ended her life! The one who pulled the trigger! Think!"

Wait, why is she asking, anyway? Who's screaming over there? Where is she calling you from?

[2/3]
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>>33044795

Same as always.

No reason why I'd stop drawing the best pairing, it's too much fun.
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>>33044801
Midori would totally do butt stuff if that's what Sempai wanted
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>>33044835
NO
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>>33044835
Oh.

OH.
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>>33044835
....oh shit.
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>>33044838
But Hat, you don't ever draw NECOxEnishi.
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>>33044835

"From Haruka's silent room, Warmaster! She woke up suddenly and started screaming prophecy while tearing at her restraints! Please, you have to focus! You may be in danger any moment now! Who killed Kirika?!"

...Misaka? You brought her along for overwatch, and she ended up sniping Kirika from a neighboring skyscraper. You just kept her still long enough for the shot to take, and--

...

No.

Not Misaka.

Not her, Oriko, you fucking arrogant WHORE--

"Misaka...? Shit." Yuma curses. "Warmaster! You have to get to where she is now! Go, now! The fastest you can, and then faster than that! HARUKA IS SEEING HER DIE IN WITCH-FLAME! GO!"

And to think everything was going so nicely.

Your past has a way of sneaking up on you. You'll hear broken echoes of it everywhere, like a bad replay.

You'll get mad at everyone for reminding you about it, even if it's all in your head.
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>>33044835
FUCK NO
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>>33044846
>>33044848
>>33044850
DONT PANIC ANONS
WE STILL HAVE TINY PETE
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>>33044835
... DONT YOU DARE.
NONONONO-
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>>33044835
Teleporter beacon. We should be able to use Pete to get right to Misaka
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>>33044835
no no no no no NO NO NO NO!

Do we still have tinypetes teleport beacon?
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>>33044835
...We didn't try to protect her at all, did we?
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>>33044810
>more difficult
More like impossible. All is lost.
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>>33044874
>>33044869
[X] TELEPORT BEACON
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If this ends up coming down to Oriko or Misaka, imouto all the way.
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>>33044869
>>33044874

The beacon teleports Tiny Pete to our location. It should still be with Misaka, undergoing repairs

>>33044851

Not enough screen time of them interacting. Not interested
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>>33044835
TIME STOP

GET TO MISAKA

WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS.

FUCK. BRING WENDY TOO.
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>>33044875
You don't normally have to worry about the person a mile away looking through a sniper scope being identified as the killer.
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>>33044875
As a close associate of the ninth, Kyubey should be providing adequate cover for most circumstances.
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>>33044852
WE MUST RIDE HOTWHEELS INTO BATTLE
FOR OUR IMOUTO
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>Tiny Pete
>Teleport
>Have Mami mobilize the officio
>The whole goddamn officio
>Someone is fucking with our loli
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>>33044901
THIS IS A REALLY GOOD PLAN ACTUALLY

WE KNOW PINKY IS OKAY WITH WENDY
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QUICK GET IN THE SAYAKAR
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>>33044899
If Misaka is with/working on TIny Pete, maybe it will teleport her too
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>>33044899
>The beacon teleports Tiny Pete to our location. It should still be with Misaka, undergoing repairs
it can also return Pete to Misaka.

So, summon pete here, catch a lift back.
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>>33044903
Something tells me this wont be "most circumstances".
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>>33044852
Guys, don't we still have most of a wing of MiGs in our shield?
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Wait. But Misaka shot Kirika's upper body to pieces. We never asked whether it was a clean shot to the soul gem or just the body; we were too busy passing out and when we came to QB said the gem was kill.
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>>33044852

This needs to end today. Pull everything together and find this bitch. Save Misaka, put her in Tiny Pete, and go have a gorey rave party at Oriko's bitch pad. Remember to leave Oriko to Kirika, but we're not making this pretty for her constituents.
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>>33044852
HOLD HANDS WITH EVERYONE
TIMESTOP
TELL PINKY TO GET ON THE RIDE, THIS IS SERIOUS
MOBILIZE MURDERFACE MURDERSQUAD
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THE HAPPENING IS OFF THE CHARTS

THEY JUST MADE THIS PERSONAL
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>>33044912
Don't worry, bro will reawaken his hax powers and sister-in-law are inbound in nano seconds.
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>>33044888
>>33044869
>>33044852
Fuck the Beacon, we still have a couple of MIGs in the shield. Get to roof, dispense a MIG and off you go.

Cant be quicker then using a goddamn jetfighter to get to the town.
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Use time stop, don't teleport Tiny Pete.

He might be protecting Misaka at this very instance.

Use Time Stop to bring Wendy and Midori to assist. Nothing sorts out a relationship like getting involved in a fight.
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>>33044927

THE MIGS! It's time to emulate Ride of the Valkyries with Magical Girls!
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>>33044924
probably not, but the point is we didn't need to make additional security for Misaka. The girl is a fucking arms dealer with a suit of power armour for Pinky's sake.
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>>33044852
Dammit, Decu!
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And that's it for this thread! Next thread tomorrow night! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always encouraged!

We have one writeup incoming tonight, so questions answered after it!
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>>33044852
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.
We fly our self and a few more people on a MiG Tiny Pete might be protecting Misaka!

NOBODY fucks with our littlest sister!
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>>33044852
No one fucks with our loli.

Would it be possible to borrow Mami's bike and timestop our way over?
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>>33044901
>>33044913
>>33044939
>>33044957

Shut the fuck up about timestop you mongoloid. It only works for a couple of minutes.
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>>33044957
>He might be protecting Misaka at this very instance.
I'm working on the assumption that Pete's AI would prioritise protecting Misaka over coming to help up.
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Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Witch

I spent the last few hours tuning out everything happening around me and trying to find my Happy Place. I don't think I have one at this point. Goddamn Fuckface. I'm not opening my eyes if -you- tell me it's safe to do so. Safe for you isn't safe for me, I'll take blissful ignorance over-

"May as well, kid," Checkers reassures me. So I guess it's fine now. It takes a bit for everything to come back into focus, but when it does...

What the hell am I looking at?

All around me are desks. School desks, work desks, desks that usually go by a name I can't remember off the top of my head. They're freaking everywhere. Most of the ground is composed of them packed together really tightly, and the terrain is really uneven. There's desks forming little barriers, desks strewn around...

There's desks piling up to the pitch black sky. That is a lot of desks.

Wait, the sky's black and starless. How can I see anything? Is that... Is it snowing?

I get a better look around and freeze up when I catch sight of a sheet of paper with writing on it. What does this have to do with witches?

...Why's my trance not triggering? What the fuck-

Fuckface forcibly lowers me to the ground before I can muse any further. She's released her grip on me, which means I could run... But I don't want to leave Checkers stranded with her. What does she want?

Throwing her arms wide, Fuckface announces, "BEHOLD, the witch's barrier!" while Checkers shoots her a dirty look. She goes into some spiel about how this place is the mental landscape of a magical girl before she became a witch. It's... It's very depressing to hear. I mean, I'd heard about it before. That witches are magical girls who used too much magic or lost all hope, but actually being here, in the lair of what used to be a girl like me...

"But first," Fuckface's voice rings clear, "you MUST get into costume!" I guess even Checkers is in uniform now, but...

[1/9]
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>>33044952
Pity the winged Homu is sulking. Would have been handy if we could fly.
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>>33044981
FUCK YOU DECULTURE
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How to summarize MGNQ in one sentence?
>And then things got worse.
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>>33044952
>Cant be quicker then using a goddamn jetfighter to get to the town.
The Teleport IS much faster, since it's less than 10 seconds and we wouldn't have to worry about finding the right warehouse and trying to land, or crashing the MiG.

Besides, using Timestop to get there is better.
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>>33044965
Wasn't she supposed to be with kharn & souji?
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>>33044990
IIRC Misaka outranks us according to Pete.
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"But I -like- my cozy new pa-" I realize halfway through that Fuckface really won't take "no" for an answer, and sigh in resignation. "...Fine." A little flash of light later and I'm suited up in this ridiculous getup - Weasel shit ought to be in jail for how much this thing exposes. Then Fuckface hands me some kind of spear; I thought she wanted me to summon my own weapon or something?

"This is an EMERGENCY MEASURE!" she yells, making my ears ring. I guess I don't have to ask anymore, and it feels... Okay-ish in my grip. I dunno, I'm not an expert on weapons. It does feel reassuring to hold something, though, and I don't want to look like a scared little kid by clutching Checkers' hand the entire way.

Fuckface leads us on, with Checkers bringing up the rear. Maybe she was considering breaking me out of here... No, she looks every bit as defeated as me. Goddammit, Fuckface, you're gonna FOR FUCK'S SAKE PUT ME DOWN YOU-

Something loudly crashes to the ground behind me, followed by the sound of metal grinding on metal a ways up. I turn to look, and find that the way back is blocked by a landslide of desks. If I'd still been standing there...

"...Checkers?" I call out, realizing that she's not with us anymore. If you let her be crushed under that pile, Fuckface, I will NEVER-

"Not dead," she calls back. "Gimme a minute, not leaving you alone with-" There's a shift in the wreckage before another landslide (deskslide?) triggers, and Checkers screams profanities as her voice gets closer and closer. I try to wrench out of Fuckface's grip, but it's pointless - both struggling against her and trying to help Checkers get over here. Fuckface insists, "She'll be fine, trust me!"

The pile gives one last violent shudder before its peak topples toward me. Fuckface pulls me out of the way again as Checkers rides down the debris.

She stomps on ahead of us and growls, "Let's get this over with." Fuckface laughs and lets me go, taking the lead again.

[2/9]
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>>33044989
>The fastest you can, and then faster than that
What part of that did you not understand
Also, getting pinky on the ride sounds like a good idea
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>>33045002
she flits about.
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I'd swear we were lost at several points. Captain Fuckface kept leading us on, and the path all around us kept falling over and trying to crush us. It was scary the first few times, but after the fifth time it started to feel like something of a farce. At least Checkers didn't get separated from us again.

Speaking of, she apparently had the same idea as me. She'd stopped our guide to chew her out for getting us lost. I took the opportunity to look around at this bleak hellscape. Other than the desks, there were some weird, spiny projections that crowned the top of the towering piles. They were covered in tar or something like that. I can't get a very good view of it, though; it gets blurry from this distance and I have to squint.

Either there's another tower falling, or Fuckface is really goddamn handsy today, because she just grabbed me by the waist. And has Checkers scooped up in her other arm? And there's some kind of thick line of something like tape that's-

Out of freaking NOWHERE, there's a strong lurch as though I'm on a goddamn roller coaster, and I can't feel the ground beneath my feet anymore. The wind just blew my ridiculous hat off. What the hell-

Are we flying? I can see that we're soaring above the ground, so we're airborne. So how- Wait, we're tethered to that... Sword?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS YOU STUPID FUCKFACE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE ON IMPACT YOU RETARD I AM GOING TO THROW UP ON YOU SO FUCKING HARD IF I SURVIVE THIS STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW YOU CRAZY CUNT!

FUCK! I don't care if you stuck the landing, I'm feeling dizzy from the sudden adrenaline rush and... FUCKING HELL! Just... FUCK, you didn't even warn me!

Fuckface isn't even acknowledging my scowl, and set me on the ground like a goddamn garden gnome. There's a big crater where that sword landed, and I don't know how we avoided falling into that hole. All the dust in the air makes me sneeze.

[3/9]
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>>33045000
Tinypete is the only thing between Misaka and the Megucas who want to murder her currently and you want to summon him?
Do you have brain issues?
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Checkers seems to be alright; less shaken than me, but she's not really paying attention to that shithead.

We're surrounded by... Things. Flat outlines of creatures in blocks of green, more of them slipping out of the tiny spaces between the desks that made up the landscape. Some of them look like people, menacing us with swords and axes, but the majority are very beastly in appearance. Freaking wolves and spiders and shit. All of them move as though they were skipping through time, like something out of an old video game.

I realize now that I was no longer holding the spear. I... I think I dropped it when Fuckface catapulted us over here. "Checkers..." I murmur, clutching her sweater sleeve as I try to hide behind her. I don't want to look helpless in front of her, but I really am right now. Dammit, I can't do anything to help...

"...Hey Crazy Cunt," Checkers growls again, some kind of kitchen knife in her hand, "You just gonna stand here?"

"Indeed!" Fuckface yells right back, sword somehow back in her hand, "The POINT of this exercise is-"

"The POINT," Checkers interrupts, waving her knife angrily at the things that are closing in, "was to have her kill a witch, right? This shit is your problem."

Fuckface just... Stands then and scratches her head - how come she still has her hat? "You're being awfully demanding today, Cooldown... But FINE!" she barks, hefting that stupidly large sword. "Now OBSERVE, Slam, what it is that you should STRIVE to be : an Eversor of INCREDIBLE MIGHT!"

Fuckface charges away and cries out like some kind of wild animal. The... familiars, I think the word is, start dying in droves as she hacks them into pieces. If there's something she's good at, it's drawing attention; everything seemed to be trying to swarm her, with limited success. There's no blood, though. They seem to be full of large candy sprinkles. Weird.

[4/9]
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>>33044981
You're an evil, evil man.
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>>33045035
What do you think Tinypete is probably currently doing, einstein?
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>>33045011
This. I mean, if you build something and can't emergecny-override its commands, you're no real engineer.
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>>33044852
How could I not think of this possibility? Hells I wrote details of that event down like three times!
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Checkers leads me away from the carnage, whispering, "Don't eat that stuff, kid. It'll mess you up." It's hard to tell where we came from, but I think Checkers was herding me back that way. Now was as good a time as any to try and escape from Fuckface.

Suddenly everything goes dark. A scrap of paper just frigging hit me in the face. Why the fuck... No, this isn't the time to explode. This is nothing. I just remove it from my face and toss it away... After reading it. I'm a little curious as to what kind of stuff would be on a page that doesn't trigger my trance.

The writing's pretty... Jagged, I guess. Like hasty, angry scribbles. Really hard to make out...

...

...What the fuck.

What the flying fuck is this? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?

"Move it, Papers!" Checkers hisses at me, "That fuckwad's gonna finish up her murder spree real soon..."

I didn't even realize I'd stopped moving. But fuck. What the fuck? How the fuck? What is this?

"Papers!"

I hold up the note for her to see, my voice trembling a little as I spoke. "This... rant," I try to explain, "it's... It's something I said the other day, but... Angrier. More... Murderous."

"...'Fuck the Sixth! Fuck the Eighth! Fuck Incubators! Fuck magical girls! Fuck all of this! I'll kill them! They're all gonna fucking die like the dogs they are!'" Checkers puts the note down and sighs, rubbing the bridge of her nose while explaining, "Christ, kid, that doesn't mean any-"

"HEY!" Fuckface interrupts, covered in candy confetti a short distance from us. "That's the WRONG WAY! We've got witches to waste! Come ON Slam, a better life awaits you just up ahead!"

Better life would be one without you in it.

...Fuck, what does it mean? It doesn't seem like something remotely possible, but... Fuck. This is really starting to creep me the fuck out...

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>>33045064
Maintenance.
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>>33045043
Question? Why can't we just call Misaka and tell her to hang on to Tiny Pete so we can summon them both instantly?
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>>33043842
I just realized. This is how it must feel to NTR someone.
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We traverse back through the spot where the fight erupted earlier, taking the long route around the crater. The remains of those sprite-monsters litter the ground, along with any candy sprinkles didn't fall into the crevices.

Turns out we'd landed in a valley, so that means hiking out through the only area that was remotely climbable : a steep incline made of stacked chairs and desks. Fuckface tests it by going first, and the whole thing collapses on her, stopping a few feet from Checkers and myself. I don't find it as funny as Checkers, though I put on a little smile to keep up appearances.

Fuckface emerges after forcing her way out, and doesn't look any worse for wear. I guess I could have indulged myself earlier, but it's too late now.

We don't have a way forward anymore, but we also don't have a way back. And I really don't want to get hurled through the air like that again. I don't know what, if anything, Fuckface is thinking, but she's staring at Checkers expectantly. I look to her as well, wondering if she has something.

"Oh, for--" Checkers groans in irritation, before she pulls out a broom - did she always have that with her - and holds it out. "Get on." Fuckface gets on in front, I get on in back, Checkers sit in the middle. I didn't question why, I just assume she knows what she's doing.

As soon as I feel my feet leave the ground again, I clutch onto Checkers like a friggin' albatross, which made her yelp. I murmur an apology without moving at all - because I don't want to fall. We're flying, we're actually freaking flying. Though I've got my eyes shut again, because I don't want to throw up while Checkers is watching.

"Good thinking," Fuckface praises - of course it's good thinking! Even a moron like you could see that. There's some shift in movement before pirate bitch girl announces, "As I suspected, our destination is right THERE!" My stomach lurches as we quickly descend.

I hope this ends soon.

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>>33045043
it's also the quickest way to get us whereever she is.

also ARMS FUCKING DEALER.

If you think Tiny Pete is her only leetle friend, you're the one with brain problems. Hell, we gave her a robo wolf-tiger thing.
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>>33044992
>She is sulking that means we cant fly

On what plane of existence does what you just said make any sense?
Do you really think that she would just say LOLNO currently?
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>>33044981

FUCK YOU, YOU SADISTIC FUCK. See you tomorrow.
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I don't let go until I feel firm ground beneath my feet again. I pull myself off of Checkers and open my eyes again.

We're surrounded by high walls on all sides, covered in something brown. Looks like the floor is made of the same material. It feels... Spongy as I walk on it, like a giant cake. Checkers and I are following behind Fuckface, who just used that ribbon-tape-whatever from earlier to pull some familiars away from a giant, spiny ball. It looked like they were attacking it for whatever reason, but now they're a twinkle in the dark, dark sky.

"Eleanor Abbot Slam, step forward!" Fuckface barks out. I look at Checkers, who responds with a shrug, before timidly walking forward. "Your task now is to engage the witch," Fuckface explains, pacing in front of us with her stupid sword resting against her shoulder. "Though it WILL be perilous, know that WE, BOTH Cooldown and myself, are RIGHT BEHIND YOU, ready to STEP IN at a moment's notice if things go pear-shaped." Then you do it, Fuckface. I'm not even armed.

Still, it's reassuring to have two people here that are strong enough to bail me out. Even if this whole thing is a stupid idea. I might actually survive this.

My legs are trembling as I approach the spiky mass. As I get closer, I can almost make out some details on it. The spikes, for instance, are flat, rather than conical, and have little holes near the top. The points are silvery in color, while the rest is a copper. Or bronze. I don't have much experience with different metals.

It's about twenty to thirty feet from the thing that I start to smell something familiar. Or rather, I become aware of something I've smelled all along since I got here. It was there before, but I didn't really notice because I was used to the scent. Now, though, now the scent is strong, strong enough that it makes me dizzy.

It's ink. Leaking out of those spines... No, nibs. Those are pen nibs. Those are freaking pen nibs.

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>>33045043
Have Misaka be inside pete and get them both teleported to here.
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The mass shivers, then lazily uncurls itself like a pillbug. The entire thing reveals itself to be a giant head, the nub spine things everywhere but its face and hair. The nubs look much... Spikier, somehow. Like they're being extended. The witch's dull amber eyes swivel in their sockets to focus on me. Its lips curl into a confused pout.

Its face is mine. Right down to being framed by wiry lavender curls.

I'm looking at me.

We just... Stare at each other. I'm... I don't know what to do. I can't kill another me. I just can't.

And all this time, the thing has been completely silent. Not a sound coming from it, not even from its movement. And I haven't heard anything from Fuckface or Checkers. It's so quiet I can hear myself breathing.

The witch breaks the silence first, by opening wide and crying out. Its wail of rage and sadness sounding exactly like me. At first. Then it... Everything erupts in ink. It cries tears of ink, its maw drips with ink, its spines... So much ink it makes me nauseous just-

Fuck. FUCK!

It shouldn't have been able to clear the distance as fast as it just did, but one moment I had plenty of room, next it's just inches from my face! How the fuck-

My entire body shudders with fear, and my legs give out on me. I can vaguely hear shouting over the sound of my heart pounding, as I bring my arms up to... That's not going to do a damn thing to stop it. I don't feel any better at conjuring a weapon than I did yesterday, I just want to run and forget this ever happened.

But I can't. I can't move my legs at all. And as it opens wide to take a bite out of my head with its ink-stained teeth, I realize... I'm going to die here.

...This isn't fair. I'm going to die by my own witch. None of this is fair at all.

There's a weird pressure of something wrapping around my left arm, and I feel myself yanked away as the witch snaps its mouth shut. I feel off-balance after that.

...I can't feel my other arm.

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"Jesus, Papers..."

I think that's Checkers talking. I don't know. There's a loud buzzing in my head as I'm looking at the stump where my arm was, which feels... Warm.

I'm too panicked to panic any more. Now I just feel... Really numb. And tired.

"This was a mistake... This was a HUGE mistake."

So tired. So fucking tired.

"Well no shit!"

It's... It's not bleeding too much anymore. I got some of it on Checkers, though.

"Look at her soul gem! Did -you- bring any grief seeds?"

I guess... It doesn't really hurt too much, either. I've had stuff that hurt worse.

"...Oh fuck! Don't you witch out on me, kid."

I slowly turn to look up at Checkers, my vision growing misty. Past her, the witch-me rests in two separate, burning halves, its insides gushing out like a fountain. Fuckface's sword looks house-sized from here.

Deep breaths. Deep, wheezing breaths. It's over.

My voice croaks as I speak, but I have to know, "That was... Me, wasn't it?"

Checkers can't look me in the eye when she murmurs into her scarf, "...Yeah. "

...Fuck. I think I'm crying. I'm crying and sobbing when I ask, "Isn't this too much?" before coughing up snot all over her sweater. Things are so fucking bad and now they're gonna get worse because I'm crying. They always get worse when I cry. For me, for whatever I care about. It always gets worse when I cry. Every time.

"I-I know I'm... I'm not good," I confess. "I've been a-a-a terrible person. I'm, I'm really bad and... And I deserve bad things."

And now Checkers and Fuckface are... Bad things are gonna happen to us all. Because I'm weak, and I'm crying.

"Papers..." Checkers tries to console me, and I -want- to be consoled. I -want- everything to be okay.

But I... I just can't fucking stop. I can't fucking stop myself from crying.

"Do... Do I really deserve all this?"

I can't fucking take it. I... I just can't fucking take this.

...And then, mercifully, everything goes black...

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>>33045122
No. I meant the actual winged fragment that had wings and presumably could literally fly. As in magically grow wings the way Homura does at the end of the anime. The fragment that did not appear in the mirror.

Magical flight would likely have been faster than using a MiG (if thats even possible).
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>>33044981
Decu, what do you think about the fact that your writing can make someone catch up on 200+ threads out of their own volition.
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And that's everything.

Thanks to Deculture for letting me write
Thanks to Cooldown for some dialogue corrections and help with this particular plot line
Thanks to Dan Kim for the amazing illustrations

She's not dead. She's just resting.
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>>33045212
Does this mean Dan actually reads writeups now?
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>>33045212
Seconding a big cake you Dan, the illustrations really added to the mood of this one.
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Well. So much for the plan to rescue Oriko I guess.
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>>33045245
He read the one I submitted. I just asked him if he could do illustrations and he agreed.
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>>33045263

I still think that was a silly plan
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How will you guys react when we end up killing Oriko with the katana?
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>>33045288
It's more of how to make the katana tame.
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>>33045195

Hahaha, it's amazing! I didn't think it'd be possible! But then again, the writeup people help a lot!
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>>33045288
No way anyones going to go ahead with it now though, so you are in the clear.

Did we actually promise to try to Kirika though? One more to add to the list I guess.
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Okay so Oriko burns for this, right?

Fuck promises, you don't mess with Misaka and expect to come out of it with kneecaps, face or soul intact, right?
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>>33045307
Do you plan ahead for these sadistic cliffhangers, or does it just come naturally?
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Misaka may be an arms dealer, and she may have Tiny Pete to protect her, but is that enough againstfanatics that are willing to self-destruct their Soul Gems or self-Witch Out to catch her in a Barrier?
That's not including the Culexus that can use magic to set the entire warehouse, with all of its ammo, on fire.
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>>33044981
Thanks for running!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

Thread has been archived and updated!

>>33045212
You certainly picked a fine time to post, I was still surfing the initial wave of shock after finding out Misaka is in danger.
I'm a sad man right now.
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We should have seen this coming, we really should have.
On the bright side Wendy possibly isn't THAT mad because of the kiss she just genuinely had trouble breathing. It would also explain Mami's sudden clumsiness.
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>>33045343
>Wendy possibly isn't THAT mad
Oh she mad.
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>>33045245
Since I don't catch the threads as often these days I thought I'd contribute pics to writeups that request 'em. Maybe I can handle one writeup a week...?

Or alternatively I can draw a nice pic of the first scene to each thread if Decu writes 'em beforehand (but I don't know how early he does that or whether he'd want that in the first place).
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Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>33044981
Thanks for running!
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>>33045307
So, on a scale of 1 to 10. How mad IS Wendy?
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Im having a panic attack actually,first some anger at midori then full panic overprotective bro mode activated
no one fucks with misaka.
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>>33045307
Wendy x Midori cage match for shempai's heart when?
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>>33045366
Well hell, Dan, maybe I'll hit you up sometime.

>>33045395
I might suggest bikini pudding wrestling.
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>>33045366

I want it! I WANT IT
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>>33045395
>leaving Pinky out
you're the worst
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>>33045372

Burgertime/10

>>33045395

HELL IN A CELL
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>>33045406
Naked Apron pancake making
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>>33045435
Why is Midori such a bitch?
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>>33045366
>to writefags that request them

Hrgh. My one weakness..!
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>>33045436
This!

>>33045435
Going to McDonalds everytime you're mad is bbaaaddd unless you own McDonalds.
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>>33045474
Implying Wendy wouldn't go to the far superior Burger Suplex.
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>>33045453
Someone draw something for Archival, he's too Canadian to ask himself!
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>>33045339
You're welcome?
>>33045453
If I can do it, then you can do it, too! Go for it, Archival! I believe in you!
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>>33045523
I asked Hat to draw Odette! I really did it!
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>>33045523

I'm working on Odette for Archie.

I'm just at a super busy moment, so it's gonna take a while. Archie's seen the sketches though! I'm being really careful with it too, so I might not need to use as many layers either
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>>33045532
>>33045560

lovely, great!
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>>33045526
Canadians aren't allowed to ask people for things, it's the law or something like that. It may also be in our blood, being Canadian is kinda shitty when it comes to things like this.
Archival probably sweat more than a Canadian in 30C weather when asking Hat to draw something, poor guy.
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ALRIGHT, Decu went to bed, blah blah fielding questions, just point me to any he didn't cover.
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Do we have any realistic ideas on how to get to Misaka as quickly as possible?

We can't call Tiny Pete, both because we don't have the beacon with us, and because Tiny Pete could be protecting Misaka right now.
Our Timestop is limited to only a few minutes, not the hours that it was originally capable of doing, and Pinky will only let us use it once a day.

As stupid as it sounds, using a MiG may be the fastest. We will have to ask Braids to use her telekinesis and Dildoes her piloting skills, and that would let us get to the warehouse the fastest.

Of course, there's the possibility that Pinky will figure out that we're talking with the Three Stooges and go on another temper tantrum, and we can only bring 2 other people with us.
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>>33045669
Why Wendy
Why didn't you save Slam
Why
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>>33045419
OKAY
LET'S DO THAT THEN
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>>33045669
>
How mad are you?
How many hamburgers did your growthspurt take?
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>>33045674
Can we actually use a MiG in a city? And I don't mean legally speaking. I mean theres presumably no place to land, and won't flying be hard due to all the high buildings tha (I presume) are there.

Braids and Dildoes might have other ideas. Braids for example has, according to Decu, the ability to control what comes out of the shield. Odds are there is atleast 1 helicopter there, and no doubt Dildoes can fly those too, and that would probably be better/faster.

Though there is no question Pinky would learn of this considering we would be doing it infront of the cult.
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>>33045700
Eversor fights the witch, Callidus gets the rookie the hell out of the way. Makes sense to me.

Elly's fine, just exhausted.

>>33045721
So mad I could fuck the green out of Midori's hair.

As for hamburgers, erry day twice a day. It's protein, cheese, and grease, the three food groups.
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>>33045777
Like that one guy asked earlier in the thread, did Wendy just realize her favorite doujin really is about Midori's self-insert and her idealized version of Chiaki?
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>>33045774
>heli
>ever faster than fixed wing
It's not hard to fly above buildings you know. Also MiG-21s have ejection seats. Landing on a road shouldn't be impossible either
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>>33045774
Since Braids was able to keep a MiG floating in air at the Big Shell with the engines running for a no-runway liftoff, I assumed that she could do the same in reverse, using a telekinetic field to let us perform a vertical landing in front of the warehouse.
And that Dildoes' skills with piloting are good enough to let us navigate a cityscape.

A helicopter is still significantly slower than a jet (unless we have Airwolf somewhere in our Shield).
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>>33045810
The resemblance is not lost on her? But she'd snap if she stopped furiously denying it.
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>>33045669
A little trouble breathing there?
Perhaps related to that recent writeup of yours?
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>>33045844
Good point.

And yes, a helicopter is slower. I wondered if it would be faster in this specific scenario (cityscape as you say).
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>>33044852
>iwaswaitingforthismoment.mp3
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>>33045868
>furiously denying it
that's a good girl
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>>33045873
I will neither confirm nor deny that it's Mumi doing damage control.
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>>33045453
More 17th Officio when?
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>>33045930
It's kind of obvious that it is Mami constricting the ribbon around Wendy's throat so that she doesn't shank a bitch right here and now. Anyone that can't see it is pretty goddamn dense.
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>>33045212
Thanks for writing, this one was pretty cool.
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>>33045669
What's the best Wendy ship and why is it Real!WendyxDeculture
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>>33045957
If she wanted to THAT badly she'd stab herself in the throat just enough to sever the ribbon and go. Mami's just making sure she doesn't make any mistakes she'll regret once the blood rage dies down.

>>33045972
It's Wendy x Midori though.
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>>33045343
>"...Anyway, those golden things are all kinds of bad mojo. Everyone knows that too." You see Wendy wince slightly at this, before reaching up with one hand to rub a spot on her neck hidden underneath her scarf. "Probably has something to do with that, or Orko marketing herself as the next Ahriman to get more followers. Maybe both. That's my take on it."

>“There was one other thing…I know you’ll do your best not to make a scene, but I’m still a bit worried about you and Chiaki-san, since she still doesn’t have the best self-control.” Two fingers pointed at me like a little pistol, and a ribbon snaked out from between them and coiled around my neck, tying itself into a small bow in the back. …It was a little tight. It was always a little tight.

>“This is just a bit of a reminder. I need you to be as pleasant as you can, Wendy, and I think with a gentle reminder like this, that won’t be a problem for you. Will it…?” She turned back to the mirror without even waiting for an answer.
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>>33045989
What ships with your characters are best ships?
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>>33045989

Wendy and Midori is just bootleg Chiaki and Midori.

Mami and Wendy is kinda intriguing though =w= also, fun to draw
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>>33045950
Tomorrow, probably.

I've been slacking on them lately. Typhus and Gavrill are just too much fun :x
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>>33046115
>Gavrill
>fun
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>>33046027
You can't smoke and drown yourself in vices with Midori like you can with Wendy.

No cig kisses. No getting shitfaced because Midori couldn't drink her way out of a cabin. No interplay of knifing and kissing.

Not that it's a bad thing, but it's definitely different I think Wendy lost because she didn't get much characterization past Ameriburger flavored Chiaki until later, whereas Midori had a chance to be characterized by the players during Siberia

Quest isn't over yet anyway, still plenty of time for Midori, Wendy and Pinky to fight for the Chiakibowl
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>>33046023
MAJOR TYPES
Wendy x Midori, I don't care what Hat says, I think they have different subtleties.
Wendy x Mami also has a lot of its own charms, and also doesn't require anon lose their waifu.
NECO x Enishi.
Amber x Heather, though Sayaka's strong competition.
Raleigh x Enyo has a lot to it I'll explore...eventually
Annie May x Midori again

MINORS
Dorothy x Viola/V (they both need more screen time, too)
Lily x Mittens (loli squad, Mittens hasn't been properly introduced yet but someday we'll get Green Green Magica)

STUFF I HAVEN"T GOTTEN AROUND TO WRITING YET OR IS OTHERWISE UNPUBLISHED UP TO THIS POINT
Yatagarasu x Chidori x the Imperial Capital and the Will of Heaven
Arturia x Freon
Jade x Nicole
Ruri x Iori
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>>33046163

Oh no, don't get me wrong. I think Chiaki and Wendy has its own virtues, like you just extolled. In that case, however, I prefer Midori paired with Chiaki because I have so much fun with it.

I was, however, saying that Wendy and Midori functions really similarly to Chiaki and Midori (without adorable height hijinks) which is one reason why I never really got behind it.

On the other hand, I've already done a few Mami and Wendy pics and the more I see of them on-screen, the more I could get behind that.

Is what I was saying.
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>>33046222
>Ruri x Iori
Yes, best ship.
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>>33046222
>Ruri x Iori
>Garcia Jr. x Fabiola
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>>33046311
>not X Head Maid
it's like you didn't even understand how fucking SS that little scamp is
protip: he initiated it, yes in BL canon.
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>>33045957
>Anyone that can't see it is pretty goddamn dense.
Fuck.



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