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Slow is our way this last day, as the Great Southern Wastes pulls at our feet and drives clouds of stinging insects against us, beyond even my ability to ward off. Such pests seem not to bother the hill-man Lothar, who no doubt plays host to more dangerous specimens, and he continues muttering in his half-language as he chops through the brush to forge our trail.

James has taken the lead, though whether to keep watch or his distance from me and my foolish tongue I cannot say.

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Would that I could take back the words, I-

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Suddenly, a form shoves its way out of the brush and collides with me, jarring my bones and slamming me against the side of my shreep, who baawws in irritation and trots forward indignantly as I fall to my knees on the muddy ground!

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As I rise, disheveled, a curse boils inside, but drops again like a stone in a lake!

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An alpalma herder, nearly as young as I!

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"Please, help me," he gasps, and I realize that his garb is torn and bloodied! I stammer for a moment, before he answers my unvoiced question...

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"Crow-People!"

>>33075981

To arms!

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They are terrifying to behold - the heads of beasts atop the bodies of men, and their jet-black eyes glitter with cruelty as they raise their jagged swords at us, croaking words in the tongue of Man! At once it is clear how this young herdsman came to his state, but then their steely unblinking gazes fall on me!

"THE GIRL!"

"WITH THE PITCHFORK!"

"SHE IS THE ONE! THE ONE OUR MASTER SEEKS!"

"BIND HER! DO NOT LET HER ESCAPE!"

The voices shriek in my ears as their swords descend on us!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or your friends do, Apprentice!

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Equipment check:
One shreep (female, tame, rideable)
One skeleton helper (Bob)
One zombie harlot (Jenny)
One ensorcelled pitchfork (muck-encrusted)
One black longsword (faintly enchanted)
One book of blasphemies (bound in the skin of infants or something)
One fancy knife (supposedly forged by blind monks of Zaldimar)
One small pouch (empty)
One backpack (empty)
One ten-gold coin

==============

Spells:
*Witchlight: Summon a glow to light your way in darkness

*Hand of Flame: Summon fire from your hand

*Unseeing: Turn one thing or person temporarily invisible

Magical Abilities:
*Second Sight: See invisible entrances (and possibly other things)

Rolled 1

>>33076110
Hand of Flame!

Rolled 4

>>33076156
Whoops, wrong die.

Rolled 12

>>33076110

Grab ahold of the nearest one and cast hand of flame

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Lothar and James parry with saber and shield, but the Crow-People are vicious and bloodthirsty, stabbing again and again seeking a weak point, and I fear they may be outmatched by these fell enemies!

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Bob swivels and counters a fierce blow, and in battle he seems to stand taller, more firmly, than when he idles at my side, for he strikes again and again, battering the crow to bay!

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The clanking of heavy chain draws my notice, as one of the Crow-People dives toward me-

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Rolled 2

- and burns.

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"AYIIII!"

"SHE IS A WITCH!"

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"SHE IS NO WITCH! SHE IS JUST A CHILD!"

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Rolled 6

"YOU KNOW WHAT HIGHEST WILL DO TO US IF WE FAIL!"

Despite the charred and burning corpse of its fallen soldier, the horrible thing advances, and steeled by the screeching words, so too do the others!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever each character does, please!

Rolled 1

>>33076888
Can we zombify the dead crow or is it too crispy?

Rolled 7

>>33076888
Everyone jump him! Make him tell us what he knows!

Rolled 2

>>33076888

Wait did the two facing James and the hill man flee? If so, they should run them down and kill them.

Bob needs to capture this last one for interrogation.

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>>33077015

With a thought, my pitchfork begins to glow, and a malicious presence descends into the corpse of the crow-man. The body shakes and floats toward standing in a way no earthly muscles could mimic, but then-

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- whatever inhabited it flees the collapse, and the charred remains crumble to ash and blackened metal.

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Rolled 8

"STAY BACK! GIVE ME THE GIRL!"

The crow-man shrieks as James joins Bob in advancing on it.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever someone does, please!

>>33077513
Disarm him! Capture the bird alive!

Rolled 10

>>33077513

Cut off the hand he's holding the sword with (doesn't matter who does it), or just disarm him, then subdue him.

Rolled 8

>>33077561
...

Rolled 11

>>33077513
Make him eat crow.

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Rolled 8

"Enough of your squawking," James roars, and with a flick of his wrist the crow-man's hand is severed from his wrist, coating the leaves and wet ground in a mist of blood as the monstrous thing shrieks in pain and stumbles backward!

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Distracted as I am, I am caught unaware as a heavy weight slams into me, bruising my flesh and driving me back into a tree! As I fight to regain my lifebreath, I struggle, but in vain, for the clawed ends of this chain have tangled themselves together, trapping me!

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Rolled 7

Your ensorcelled pitchfork tumbles from your hand, landing far beyond your grasp!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or the herdsman do, Apprentice!

Rolled 7

>>33077955
Apprentice: Remember those escape artist skills we have!

>>33077955

If possible, use Unseeing on ourselves and see if we can slip out of the chains onto the ground. If not, use it anyway and hope it confuses the crows.

The herdsman should use the chain and try and either throw it back on the crows, or wrap it around one of their swords and jerk it from its grasp.

Rolled 2

>>33077955

>>33077987 is me

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>>33077972
>>33077987
>>33078005

I struggle, but with only one hand able to move at all, I cannot dislodge the chains that anchor me to the rough bark of the tree, and as I sag for a moment, exhausted, a shadow falls upon me-

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- and my world is struck dead.

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Somewhere in the infinite sea, Adan chastises me for recklessness, for disobedience. His voice chases me for miles, dragged through tar and the never-ending tunnels of the crypt of the Dragon Empire from which I will never escape.

>>33078246
Never give up! Never surrender!

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"Wake up..."

"Wake up, for the gods of old..."

James?

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A cold feeling blooms from within me, for no, I realize that I am truly alone.

Then a voice pierces my hearing, and I wish that such were true.

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"YOU ARE AWAKE! GOOD! HIGHEST WILL SOON BE HERE TO REWARD ME FOR SNARING YOU!"

His voice is shrill, maddening, and it echoes from the ancient cold stones, joined by the screeching of the crow-man guard, until it is all I can hear.

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"AND MASTER WILL REWARD ME..."

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"... FOR THIS!"

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His shrieking laughter dwindles down the hallway until I hear no more, for in his absence the guard has gone silent, glaring at me with cold unblinking eyes.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 12

>>33078754
Escape, obviously.

Rolled 4

>>33078754

Try to talk to the guard. Ask who the Highest is. Try and ask him for some water.

Rolled 1

>>33078711
We pulled that sword from it's stone and we are it's master. Will it back to our side.

>>33078754

Try our amazing escape skills again?

Rolled 8

>>33078807

D'oh. Trying again. Lets hope its a good one.

And try to be discreet about it as well.

Rolled 6

>>33078754
Pause for a moment to wonder what happened to the rest of our crew.
Hope they're ok, and coming to rescue us and beat up some crowpeople.

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"WATER! THE FILTHY GIRL WANTS WATER!"

The crow-man's shrieks rake at my soul, for little do I wish him to call down his kin on me, and so I cry and plead with him to tell me of the one they call Highest.

"HIGHEST IS THE MOST PURE! HIS BLOOD IS CLEANEST!"

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"GREATEST OF THE WORKS OF THE DRAGON ARE WE, AND HIGHEST IS GREATEST AMONG U-"

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What will you do now, Apprentice?

>>33079099
Take his sword and look around?

>>33079099
Steal his clothes. It's time for stealth.

Rolled 10

>>33079099
Look if there are any other cells. Search for our friends and possibly for other allies.

>>33079099

Take the sword. Check our surroundings.

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The crow-man's sword is archaic, centuries of whetting having formed jagged peaks like angry mountain ranges, and the rough leather wraps are tied together by thongs generations apart. Armed I am, but yet the heavy blade only draws my notice to the void in my grasp left by the black longsword.

The stones around me are familiar, and for a moment I stand before I recognize where I have seen this work before - in the ruins of the Forestmen's haunt, which James did say were wrought by the Empire of the Dragon.

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Shrieks and caws from down the hallway!

Crow-People!

What will you do, Apprentice?

>>33079331
Stealth! Walk in the shadows and slip by them.

>>33079331
Become like a shadow in the night. We must NOT be caught again!

>>33079331

Can we cast invisibility on ourselves? If not, just hide in the shadows.

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>>33079479
>>33079465
>>33079509

"W-WHAT?"

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"WHERE IS THE HUMAN GIRL YOU SNARED, AND THE GUARD YOU LEFT FOR HER?"

"HIGHEST, I- I-"

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"YOU FOOL, THE MASTER IS ON HER WAY!"

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"HIGHEST! WAIT FOR ME!"

Rolled 7

>>33079736
New plan; We must assassinate The Highest to retrieve our presc... sword. We need it!

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My heart pounds with fear beneath my breast as I speed from the dungeon-cell, for my friends may already be dead and gone!

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Rolled 2

>>33079863

Rolled 6

>>33079863

Rolling!

Rolled 7

>>33079863
Their leader is probably on the top floor (makes sense for crow-people). Make our way there and look for our friends on the way.

Rolled 4

>>33079863
rollin

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>>33079886

"Ah, you see, Gazg? She is right over there."

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"If you cannot keep account for one stray girl, you are of no use to us," she mocks the crow-man sweetly as she raises one gloved hand.

"And put that sword away, girl..."

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Suddenly, the grip of my captured sword writhes in my hand, twisting free as it becomes a deadly sand-snake! Acidic venom sprays from its fangs in tiny burning droplets, flecking my wrist as it curls about my arm to strike!

What will you do, Apprentice?

>>33080149
Fling the snake towards the witch for a (useless) distraction. Flee in vain!

Rolled 12

>>33080149
Tell your sword off for not behaving and make it change back.

>>33080209
(Oh man anon... I took all these pictures before I saw your post.

I will make it up to you somehow.)

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>>33080188

"Get her back here, you idiots!"

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My lungs pound with exertion, and my head throbs from the harsh blow delivered by the second of the Crow-People as I scramble up stairs like a victim of a fever-dream! I chance one glance behind at my pursuers, but then bright light dances from the walls-

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- and I stand in the entrance of some ancient ballroom, now stripped bare of all ornament, and well do I see the source of the shimmering lights that play across the ancient bricks.

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>Lego Quests usually start and end when I'm either asleep or have no free time at work
>first time I've actually had a chance to join in
>tfw phone about to die with no charger in sight

At least I got one action in. Fight on without me, Apprentice!

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In one corner stands the only furnishing, a shield-rack of some kind, mounted with the ancient symbol of the Empire of the Dragon, but one thing calls me, a thing I have heard tell of but never seen, never imagined...

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... until now.

And I am breathless for it.

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The sea. Endless blue, far as my eyes can see, a dizzying sapphire that dwarfs everything I have ever known.

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Suddenly, the shield-rack rotates in a blur, and a light emerges from one face!

"G-G-G-G-G-GOOD DAY, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-MISS. MAY I BE OF SERVICE?"

What will you do, Apprentice?

Rolled 2

>>33080633
Claim to be the last descendant of the Dragon Emperor.

For all we know it's true.

>>33080633
Yes, please. I'd like to know where my friends are. And some backup to fight the people coming up the stairs.
And a new sword would be just peachy right now.

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>>33080666
>>33080680

"T-T-T-T-T-T-THE LINE OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR IS NO MORE, B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT FEAR NOT, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-M-MISS, FOR I WILL LET NO HARM COME TO YOU!"

As the strange device says this, it begins to spin, so fast I fear it may tear my limbs off, but it demonstrates perfect control, and no sword of man would be able to pierce its defense, for it covers its entirety at once!

From beyond the arch the Crow-People shriek as they storm the ballroom.

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Holey moley, that was a fun turn of events!

I guess I should point out that I felt really bad about disregarding that 12 >>33080209
but I have a reason.

Originally there were going to be two ruins of the Dragon Empire around here - a big tower in the water, and a smaller ruined castle in the swamp. The Crow-People were also just going to be a random menace, but then I got an idea, so they decided to kidnap the Apprentice.

Then I suddenly had to build a dungeon really quickly because I didn't have anything prepared.

Anyway, after she broke out, this player >>33079173
made me decide to use this shieldbot I had laying around, so I decided that it would show up as soon as possible to help out.

>>33080188
This sounded like a good excuse to go find him. Anyway, I hope people don't think I'm railroading, because I've just been making this story up as I go along.

>>33080962
It's cool. I figure at some point you've got to have a cutoff or else nothing would ever happen.

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>>33075922
I should also point out that the alpalmases were created by an anon on /toy/ who liked my shreep and wanted to make their own derpy blockimal. I said I was going to use it, because I just love their design.

>>33075658
Also also, I am really proud of how this mud splash turned out.

>>33080962
I thought you forgot about that roll.

But does the shield-bot confirm that we are actually in Spaceman's universe somewhere?

>>33081071
I knew somebody would ask about that.

>>33080962
I liked how -- despite existing pieces -- you decided to make the Crow-Men out of simple bricks and blank torsos. It brings back some of that early Lego Quest brickbuilt charm.

Bump for morning players

Anyone still around? I need to eat and stuff, but then we can keep going.

>>33084594
I'll be here for an hour or so. And at this time in this season there'd be a bunch more wanting to join in.

I say, I'm amused by how early you've been starting sessions. Somebody's an eager plastic beaver.

>>33084691
Like I said, I suddenly found myself with a five-day block where I had absolutely no social, economic, or familial incentive to leave my house.

And I really love running this game.

>>33084594
I'llbe here for a few hours before I have to sleep

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>>33084922
>And I really love running this game.
And that makes us glad.

I fell asleep just after we escaped the cell last night, time to exact revenge upon the crow men.

>>>/toy/4256515

I'm putting stuff together right now, but please enjoy this in the meantime.

>>33085899
And I'm going to sleep. You guys should really try to get that black sword back.

Ten minute countdown!

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>>33088455

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Sit a moment, dear listeners, and I shall tell you the tale of the Apprentice, who did find herself locked in a tower by the sea, far from her friends.

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My only companions in this time-haunted place are the Crow-People, my jailers, whose shrieks of rage fly in front of them like storm clouds, and a witch, a real witch, who can pull magic from the air without effort...

...and this strange device of the Dragon Empire, which speaks as a man and addresses me!

"STAY C-C-C-C-C-C-CLOSE, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-M-MISS, FOR I WILL LET N-N-N-N-N-N-NO BLADE HARM YOU!"

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Would that James were here, with his quick saber and quicker wit, or even Lothar, for I would never trade his stink if it meant his strong axe and shield were next to me, but such things are as empty as the air between our window and the sea far below this highest tower, and I have only this knife in my hand.

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The screeches of the Crow-People set my teeth on edge, for they round the last turn and shriek as they spy us!

"THE GIRL! SNARE HER! HIGHEST ORDERS IT! THE MASTER WISHES HER!"

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"AYIIII! A SHIELDWORK!"

The Crow-People are caught off-guard and driven back, nearly losing their swords as the device begins to spin at a dizzying blur, smashing at them with its shields and forming an impenetrable barrier!

>>33089142
I vote we name this shieldwork 'Benjamin.'

For no particular reason...

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"COME, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-MISS! I WILL SEE YOU T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TO THE FRONT GATES!"

But easy escape is not what I seek, for the Highest of these horrid creatures still bears the black longsword. My sword.

Weakened as I am by my wounds and exertion, I can barely summon the effort to move, and I fear my meager spells may tax me beyond measure, but to stay in this ballroom crypt will mean my end!

Equipment check:

A knife of dubious origin, that somehow escaped the notice of your jailers

==============

Spells:
*Witchlight: Summon a glow to light your way in darkness

*Hand of Flame: Summon fire from your hand

*Unseeing: Turn one thing or person temporarily invisible


Magical Abilities:
*Second Sight: See invisible entrances (and possibly other things)

What will you do, Apprentice?

>>33089253
cast magic missile

Rolled 10

>>33089253
try to take one of the crow-men's swords

>>33089253
Use Benjamin as a linebacker, also pick up a sword and do the stabby-stabby

dice+2d6
try tu summon imp!

>>33089443
That goes in the email field, anon.

Also Lego Quest only ever uses 1d12 I believe.

>>33089546
ah thank you!

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>>33089339
>>33089382

A juvenile's sword strays within Benjamin's reach, and the blade is driven from his hand as he is knocked backward!

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In an instant the blade is in my hand, though the void of the black longsword remains - and as I grasp it, another of the Crow-People seeks to slip by Benjamin, for this hall is wide, and the Crow-People are even now devising how to counter him!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 3

>>33089691
Use shiny things and bribe they to join you!
They are suckers for shinies!

Rolled 5

>>33089691
Cast hand of flame to burn that bird!

Also, go Benn- er, I mean Benjamin!

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Rolled 11

>>33089704
>>33089731

Before I can summon a spell or even speak a word, the crow-man is upon me, waving cruel-looking manacles that seem to shift and writhe with their own malicious thought!

Only too late does Benjamin see, and ceases his spin to shout a warning!

"LOOK OUT, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-MISS!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 9

>>33089910
GO FOR THE BALLS

Rolled 3

>>33089956
Hold on.

LORE CHECK TO DISCERN IF CROWMEN HAVE BALLS.

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Rolled 3

I make to strike in the one place where men are always weak, but he is too quick, and the iron cuffs have a will of their own, lashing out like a snake and clasping closed around one wrist!

The other end of the chain dances and whips in the air, links straining as it tries to ensnare me fully!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 8

>>33090081
Hit chain with sword

This is bound to work, right?

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>>33090183

With desperation I swing awkwardly at the chain itself, and luck holds itself for me, for the strike is true and the manacles are battered away from me -

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"AYIIIII!"

- and hungrily wrap instead around the crow-man, binding him entirely!

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"THIS WAY, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-M-MISS! I WILL LEAD YOU T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TO THE ONE YOU SEEK!"

The Crow-People, regrouped, bring out their chains, to snare Benjamin and me as well!

What will you do, Apprentice?

Rolled 9

>>33090436
Cheese it!

Also I have to go now, so this shit better get archived or I will be very upset.

>>33090463
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

Right here anon!

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"STEP LIVELY, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-MISS. WE ARE ALMOST THERE."

From this highest of windows the sea wraps around nearly the entirety of the tower, yet in the far distance the green haze of the Wastes can be seen, and my heart leaps, for somewhere out there may yet be my friends!

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As we round a corner, I hear a tired voice call out!

"Girl! Free me!"

"IGNORE THE S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SALMAGONDIS, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-M-MISS," Benjamin says as his head rotates to look upon me and the prisoner. "IN MY D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DAY THEIR CASTE WAS N-N-N-N-NOT ALLOWED IN A P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PLACE SUCH AS THIS."

What will you do, Apprentice?

>>33090885
(I think I messed up my French. That should be "salmigondis".)

>>33090885
"Why not?"

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"THEY WERE C-C-C-C-C-C-CREATED TO B-B-B-B-BE WARRIORS."

"Please, let me out," the figure in the cell cries. "They will kill me, and you as well! Gazg is insane!"

That name - the one the Crow-People call "Highest" - the one that holds the black longsword!

What will you do, Apprentice?

>>33091686
We need a warrior right now.

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>>33091709

"I can fight! Free me, and I will pledge my life to you! Please, hurry!"

What now, Apprentice?

>>33091768
"If you cross me, there will be a reckoning."
Let him loose!

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"IN MY D-D-D-D-D-DAY A PROPER YOUNG LADY DID NOT ASSOCIATE WITH SUCH T-T-T-T-T-T-TYPES," the shieldwork states as my knifepoint finds the catch and the door swings open.

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"Thank you, now hurry! Give me your sword so that I may slay G- wait," the figure says. "You are the girl the others have been searching for! You must flee while you can, or the witch will kill you!"

Benjamin pauses in his progression down the hall, and rotates to look upon you! "D-D-D-D-D-D-DO YOU STILL SEEK THE SWORD, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-M-MISS?"

What now, Apprentice?

>>33092051
I missed the start of this quest, but I figure that this black dingus is really important. Let's go beat up some people and then run like hell with the sword in tow.
Shieldbot and Jailbird can come too.

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>>33092268

"I will not renege! If you face the witch, I will be at your side! Will you give me your sword in trust?"

Well?

>>33092393
Can't crash the party if everyone doesn't have a gift. Give him the sword, I'm sure he'll make someone's day real soon.

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Without a word, I hand it over, and the strange half-creature holds it in the air, turning its surface over in the bright sunlight.

"This was my brother's sword."

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"I hope you killed him. Come, I will take you to Gazg."

>Want to go to bed
>Legoquest is on
dangit

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"There, you see? Beyond that portal is the roost of Gazg-"

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Our guide seems to have led us true, for as I peer beyond the alcove wall, I spy a pair of crow-man guards, each bearing a sword and a pair of the strange vicious manacles that nearly ensnared me before!

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Just as I begin to part my lips to whisper, voices swell from inside the chamber!

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"You are failing us, Gazg. This girl is very important to us, and you have let her slip away from under your decrepit beak."

"THERE IS NO FAILURE! MY BLOOD IS THE MOST PURE! I AM THE MOST PERFECT OF THE DRAGON EMPIRE'S WORKS!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or your friends do, Apprentice!

Rolled 5

>>33093223
Burst into the room by throwing the two guards at Gazg and the witch.

Rolled 5

>>33093223
Us and our new warrior friend should take out the two guards, quickly and silently

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>>33093264
>>33093257

As our guide slips from the alcove, sword in hand, one of the guards turns and spies us!

"WHAT? THE UNCLEAN ONE! SHE HAS ESCAPED!"

>>33093388
>Trying to sneak up on a beast with side-facing eyes from the side
We brought this upon ourselves

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Rolled 2

"KILL HER!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or your friends do, Apprentice!

Rolled 11

>>33093428
Kill THEM. Shieldbot plays defense.

Rolled 8

>>33093428
Our new friend should kill one, we should kill the other

Have Benjamin get ready to defend us from Gazg or the Witch if they come through the door

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>>33093453

Before my eyes, the figure leaps into the air and swings the heavy sword expertly, and in midair shrieks a cry that chills my soul!

"YOU LOCKED ME IN A CAGE!"

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And with that, a single savage chop separates the crow-man's head from his body.

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"AYIIII! THE SHIELDWORK!"

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"HELP ME! HELP M-"

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As I stand atop the corpse of the crow-man, a voice from inside the chamber calls to me...

"Is that you, girl? Come here so that we may see you."

What will you do, Apprentice?

Rolled 10

>>33093926
Throw the severed head at the witch.

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Shaking with fury, I grasp the dead skull of the crow-man and raise it high, heedless of the blood that pours from it to soak my hand -

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- and fling it into the chamber, all the way to the feet of the witch!

To this, she is silent for a moment, before asking me in a gentle voice, "Would you not come here? I give you my word Gazg will trouble you not."

"WHAT? SHE HAS THE UNCLEAN ONE WITH HER! THEY HAVE KILLED MY GUARDS! THEY-"

"Gazg."

With a word, the Highest of the Crow-People falls into sullen silence!

What will you do now, Apprentice?

Rolled 3

>>33094257
Throw one of the guards' swords at the witch.

>>33094257
Use that 12 from earlier to take back the black sword

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>>33094342

"Dear child -"

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"- you should know a true witch fears no weapon wrought by human hand."

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In terror I fling the snake to the ground, and as it slithers away the witch rises from her seat!

"You are safe here, girl. You and the she-crow."

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At this the Highest shakes the black longsword and rages "NO! I FORBID IT! THE UNCLEAN ONE MUST BE KILLED! SHE DISGRACES US WITH HER LIFE!"

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"Gazg..."

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"You would make me repeat myself?"

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"You lie," my guide screeches, "for you seek to kill this girl!"

The witch is seemingly speechless, before a soft melodic laugh breaks forth from between her lips and she gazes at me as a snake does a mouse...

"My dear, I do not want to kill you -"

>>33094742
Use that 12 from earlier to will the snake back into a sword.
Also, she states human hand. This means the black sword should kill her just fine.

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"I want to recruit you."

>>33095099
"Aren't you going to cut my hand off and claim to be a long-lost parent first?

>>33095099
"I'm going to assume it's one of those offers people very well can't refuse. Go on."

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>>33095051
>>33094391

"This is what you want?" she asks, as she plucks the black longsword from the grasp of the mute Highest, who nevertheless makes his desperation clear!

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"If that is your price, then so be it."

What will you do, Apprentice?

>>33095290
Take it, and then ask about team evil's dental plan.
Do we even have a goal other than just wandering? I can't remember.

>>33095383
>Do we even have a goal other than just wandering? I can't remember.

"Remove Adan, occupy tower". Which sort of coincides with what you've heard about this coven's plan of "remove Adan, occupy tower".

>>33095290
Do you have a sale on? All the sword with none of the evil?

>>33095403
Joining it is then.
Also, our shreep. We need that back too.

>>33095430
Also, our friends.
Assuming they're not already bird food by now.

>>33089073
>>33095430
>filename
We better get to see some Shreep-Men soon, LQ.

>>33089073
The word is murder, I believe.

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>>33095383
>>33095423
>>33095430
>>33095468

"It is well that you are wise beyond your years."

And like that -

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- it is mine again.

"Your friends? Yes, of course, you may see them soon, but first we must speed to the coven, for they have assembled and are eager to look upon you. The shieldwork and the she-crow must part with you now, however, for none are allowed save you and I."

What will you do now, Apprentice?

>>33095693
Well, I guess it's time to go see the wizard.

>>33095693
At least allows us to bring our new allies to our old ones.

>>33095693
Have her lead us to the witches hideout.
Plan to betray them later.

Because think about it: Which would be more satisfying?
>taking down Adan -- but knowing we needed outside help to do it
or
>saving Adan's bacon from an old foe -- thus indebting him to us forever

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"Hold tight, girl -"

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" - for Skednan will not slow!"

(OK, I'm not done for the night, but I need to take a food break, because I've been running this for six hours now)

I guess I should ask if anyone is still around, otherwise this might be a good place to pause things.

>>33096550
I am here. kinda.

>>33097377
Well, since it's Sunday night Americatime, I might just call it for now.

I'll probably make a new thread tomorrow.

TO THE WIKI!

I wonder were this will go.

And how you'll build all the witches.

>>33098076
The witches are already built.

Are you the only one with LQWiki access? Will there ever come a day when you'll let any campaign-smart players into editing access?

>>33098770
I think there are only a few high-level pages that are locked.

I'm working on Apprentice stuff right now, but you can try to edit a BLOCKOUT page or something if you want to.

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>>33093223
Way late, but I gotta say; the way you built her sitting legs here is top notch.

>>33093754
Also, this.

>>33096002
>>33096054
>>33096074
ALSO, THIS.

>>33099473
>the way you built her sitting legs here is top notch.
Thanks, anon! It was a last-second idea that worked out really well.

>ALSO, THIS.
Yeah, last night (this morning) I was just about to fall asleep and thought to myself "that witch needs a horse or something to get around the Wastes". Then the idea for her mount popped into my head, but I had to spend an hour or two this afternoon trying to figure out how to put it together.

Skednan was going to have eyestalks, but then at the last second before I put them on, I saw that SNOT piece and knew it had to be its face. It also originally had six pair of black minifig legs, but that didn't look as good as I'd pictured it.

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>>33093424

>>33099559
Quick -- give Skednan a ridiculous species name.

>>33100799
Not LQ but multi-milipede

>>33100799
>>33100868
What about pillapillapillar?

>>33101120
quad-quinipede
pentapede

>>33101120
pitipatapiller?
Penpentipiller?

>>33101548
pon-pata-pata-piller?

>>33081051
Shreep go durrr

Alpalmases go doii?

>>33103541
They go hue.

And at times they give out a low hyuk.

>>33103541
>>33103631
I'll have to ask /toy/.

>>33102519
>>33101548
>>33101340
>>33101120
>>33100868
>>33100799
Scuttlepede?

>>33105591

Scuttlepede is good, could also do skitterpede. I also really enjoyed the construction, the levers are a nice touch. I haven't been a very diligent player, only occasionally contributing, but I love this and hope you keep going.

>>33105797
Ha ha... skitterpede was my other idea!

The original design looked a lot worse. The inverted 2x3 slopes were just 2x3 black bricks, there weren't any lever-spines, the legs were minifig legs, and the greebling was pretty much nonexistent.

>>>/toy/4258325

I think we have a winner.

>>33106720
I opened up fifty of those windows just to seewhat would happen. It's actually kinda calming.

New episode should be up in a half hour or so.

And of course, as soon as I post that I get a bunch of phone calls and have to take care of a bunch of fun stuff.

New thread is here!

>>33110554