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>>33086261
>“Give me a minute!”

We are unclean.

>>33086261
>> Go as you are

Trude had a bad day

>>33086261
>> “Give me a minute!”
Grooming standards!

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>>33086261
> “Give me a minute!”
Leave the disheveled, insomniac look to the History Club members.

>>33086261
> “Give me a minute!”

German, I think you need to update the crew roster in terms of tank updates, and Junior Council.

Need to update the pershing armament in crew roster, also the GMC Scott had a .50 cal.

Also wouldn't the M4A3R3 Alligator be one of the conversions for our M4A3 or is that a Perrine conversion?

>>33086261
> “Give me a minute!”
So, Trude's 33% Polish now?

So guys, I hate blogshit like every other hot-blooded American, but this will probably be the last thread I can participate in for a while (not that you would notice, since I'm not an attention-whoring tripfag).
Just wanted to say that it's been fun, see you in a while, hopefully.

Sage for blogshit

>>33086261
>daj mi chwilkę!
>Uh...I mean give me a minute!
>Use your newfound Poland-powers to really become stronk.

>>33086364
>Use your newfound Poland-powers to really become stronk
*poor

>>33086353
If you were a decent poster, God speed to you sir.
If you were a shittard, good riddance.

>>33086330
> M4A3R3 Alligator
Jeez, drop this already. The joke has long overstayed its welcome.
Don't bother adding more workload to the QM when it's pretty obvious that this upgrade path won't be pursued.

>>33086364
Poland powers? More like Pooland powers.

>>33086405
that's not very nice. And it was only a joke, anyway.

> “Give me a minute!”

You fall out of your chair ah fuck. “Give me a minute!” you say.

“We’re gonna be late!” says Lisa.

“I have to make myself look good, Lisa!” you say as you crawl over to the bathroom. “Unlike your room!”

You quickly strip out of your old uniform and get to putting on a new one hastily. Underwear? Meh, you can stick with yesterday’s underwear, you haven’t shit yourself since Kindergarten anyway. But other than that, you put on a sweatervest, a new blazer, and a new skirt.

Hm. You pull the skirt up a little. There, that’s better.

You quickly pop in some minty gum that you had lying around as well as a substitute for brushing your teeth. That was probably a bad idea considering you had that for about a couple of months and you’re not sure what the expiration date on gum is. You look at your hair.

…

Meh, you pat it down with your hands. It frazzles out a little, not to the extent of before, but…

Meh. You have to be punctual.

You open up the door, greeting your crew. “Morning, everyone!” you say.

Nancy smiles. “Good morning, Gertrude! Shall we go?” You nod. “Excellent!”

With that, you head out into the cold. Ahead of you are the Japanese Girls, talking a bit in Japanese that you can’t discern because you’re not Japanese. Thankfully, you remembered your scarf, your coat, and your gloves. That’s not something to forget when it’s LGA in December. You’re kind of jealous of the Japanese and the fact that their home turf is the Pacific where it’s warmer than apple pie nearly all year round.

Lisa puffs into her hands. “Damn, I hate winter.”

> Talk Tanks (Topic?)
> Converse Casually (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33086391
What joke, I only seen it like one or twice mentioned.

Besides German still needs to update some parts anyway.

>>33086435
>Converse Casually (How are you guys?)

>>33086435
> Converse Casually (Speak Polish badly)

>>33086435
> Talk Tanks (Business presentation from Lisa with animation team and film club. How is that going)

>Nancy (Find new teams for practice matches, better to find them sooner then later)

>Ramirez (Share data from Koingsberg with aces to construct a training plan and confirm for Wednesday practice)

>>33086435
I support these things >>33086475

>>33086435
These are good >>33086475

> Call Someone (Irish Brigade)
Also need the PoPO's/Lestapo later to keep the peace.

> Talk Tanks

“So, Lisa. Anything new with that presentation on Tankery safety?”

Lisa nods. “Yeah, we’re actually making quite a bit of progress, we might have something tangible by the end of the week. Miss Lutz is actually helping us and giving us the full support of the ITL, letting us in on a lot of their more subtle safety procedures and the like. I’ve also contacted a lot of colleges and schools who might be interested in such a thing.”

“Neat,” you say.

Nancy smiles. “Indeed! Everything appears to be going quite swimmingly I’d say.”

Lisa says, “I wouldn’t count your stars. I mean, we still do have our last matches against Konigsberg and the Finals. Did you find anyone for Practice Matches?”

Nancy says, “Black Forest Peak might be interested in a joint training session rather than a straight Practice Match. Other than that, I am still looking for available teams.”

“Sweet,” you say.

With that, you arrive at campus. Students are busy grumbling about the cold as they walk to class or hang around before classes start.

> Walk Around
> Head to Class
> Take a Vacation Day (7)
> Go work on the Pep Rally
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33086647
>> Take a Vacation Day (7)
>> Go work on the Pep Rally

Today's the Model UN thing right?

>>33086647
>> Go work on the Pep Rally
Sure why not better to have this finished sooner then later

>>33086647
> Walk around
We sort of skipped class yesterday. We can wait till tomorrow to begin work on the Pep Rally, after we rally the rest of the Tankery Club into helping.

>>33086647
>Walk Around

Let's get a feel for the mood around the school

>>33086647
> Take a Vacation Day (7)
> Go work on the Pep Rally
> Other
If time permits it, try to help out with Mr. Mishka on the tanks being prepped for Eliting with Gertrude's book acquired engineering savvy.
Might be able to squeeze in one last tank upgrade to Elite before the match itself.

>>33086654
>>33086744
Why are you guys taking vacation days? Fairless said she'll cover anyone that helps.

>>33086647
>>33086813

Let's go help fairless, and get over being a complete heel for not going with her last night!

> Go work on the Pep Rally

You walk into one of the spare classrooms, where a good number of students from the Leadership Committee (at least, that’s how they introduced themselves, you weren’t actually aware they were a thing) and some other students are working on banners and flyers for the Pep Rally. You see Fairless kneeling on the ground, busily painting a sign. You see the Theatre Tech kids and the Animation Club working on banners as well. You also see the Senior Council busily lazing away.

Georgine Barkas says, “And that is how magic works.”

Willie Hanna says, “You just completely shattered the illusion and I hate you so much, Barkas.”

Barkas smiles. “Well, I tell you what, become a magician like Weiss and you can have the chance to do the same thing.”

Tex Avery says, “Why are we even doing this? We’re an Animation workshop!”

Claire yells from the other side of the room. “Because you begged me to help you guys score dates for the planned Winter Ball!”

Henrietta giggles. “As if Claire can actually get guys.”

Andrea giggles too. “As if Claire can get anyone!” The two laugh furiously. Claire shuts them up with a slap to both their heads.

> Help Fairless
> Help Team Machina and Team Disney
> See what Team Steel is up to
> Other

>>33086862
>> Help Team Machina and Team Disney

Get some loyalty quests!

>>33086862
>Help Fairless
>Help Team Machina and Team Disney

I want to check in with those crews, we don't spend that much time with them. Who knows, we might be able to wrap up a quick loyalty quest or two.

>>33086813
> Fairless said she'll cover anyone that helps.
Doesn't cover helping around with the tank shop, which was my primary motivation for the Vacation Day use.
As long as the means to shorten or speed-up the Eliting process are utilized, at least enough to squeeze in one additional Elite, that'll help us out greatly for the match.

>>33086862
> Help Fairless
Because there's no way we're better than the theatre/animation clubs at painting signs.

>>33086862
>> Help Fairless

Kind of left her hanging to do everything last night.

>>33086862
>> Help Team Machina and Team Disney

>>33086862
+1 these >>33086903
>>33086904
For reasons therein.

>>33086909
We may be able to help do other things.

>>33086862
>Help Team Machina and Team Disney

>>33086862
> Help Fairless

>>33086909
It's not about being better than them, it's about getting stuff done and talking to them.

>>33086950
>>33086923
>>33086909
>>33086906
>>33086904

>Help Fairless.

>>33086862
> Help Team Machina and Team Disney
Gertrude is already familiar with how the Theater Tech girls set up their stuff, so jumping right in to ask what they need help for is fine.

>>33086923
Yeah, I kind of feel bad about that one. We'll need to pull her aside at some point and apologize, we just needed the time to prep for the Mock UN business.

>>33086862
German quick question since it has bothered me.

The Loyalty perk for Rifle Team is the Focused shot but once they become elite and can use tactical skills, wouldn't they be able to use focused shot then as well.

What is the difference between them having it at elite and the one they have since they are now loyal?

Does it not require CP for them?

... Crap. You all know what's coming up, don't you? When the Winter Ball starts looming, Fairless and Kitten will ask Trude to be their date for it, and expect her to choose one of them.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

>>33087016
Focused Shot is more of an ability for you in the same way Improved Intuition is. No other Elite Crews but you or the Rifle Team can use it.

A certain other team might have it, but that remains to be seen.

>>33087057
At which point Trude deploys the pocket sand, and flees to Mexico.

>>33087057
I don't think Winter Ball will be covered by the end of the series

>>33087057
and I am totally all for taking both, with one on each arm to the ball

>>33087057
It's why we're going with both of them. And not even as some low effort "oh por que le dos" thing either.

>>33087091
I'll force German with a gun to the head if I have to.

>>33087057
>and expect her to choose one of them.
Well the looks on their faces when we take both as our arm candy will be good.

>>33087057

Trude should go stag and save everyone the trouble.

Or she can go with Clara in a bet gone horribly wrong

>>33087006
>>33086923

I choose to take the fic at the end of the last session as canon. Bernadette really likes us, but seems to understand that we're not that way. She still hopes, still desires, but doesn't expect.

>>33087057
Or just find a guy to take to prom like we did with Eugine.

>>33087074
And Needlepoint has their ridiculously awesome "reach out and touch someone" perk. Speaking of which, that needs to be added to the pastebin.

>>33087057
>Turns out they compromise and neither asks
>End up going together as friends
>Trude_foreveralone.txt

>>33087093
>>33087096
>>33087110
>whynotboth.jpg
Gentlemen, I salute you in your admirable cause and wish you well.

I'm totally going for B/T/K too.

>>33087114
This is good. I like this, and by extention, you.

>>33087122
>we're not that way
What? Trude is confirmed bi anon.

>>33087057
Fuck making a choice, just take both of them.

> Help Fairless

You kneel down next to Fairless. “Hey, Bernadette. Sorry if I blew you off last night, I did have to do some studying.”

Fairless nods. “That’s fine. We all have stuff to do these days.” She points over to the paint. “Hand me that, will you?” You take up the can of paint and head it over to her. “Thank you.” She dips her brush in and starts painting.

You smile. “So, did you get anything done last night?”

“Oh.” Fairless blinks. “Plenty. But, yeah, the admin work is done for now. Thankfully, a lot of clubs are managing to stabilize their funding so that’s good.”

“Great,” you say. “A lot less work for us.”

You look up at the Theatre Tech kids and the Animation Club kids, who are now completely covered in blue paint for some reason.

“How did this happen?!” yells Barbera.

Barkas says, “This is what I get for relying on Tony to bring the paint cans.”

> Go to Class
> Work on Pep Rally
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33087170
> Work on Pep Rally
Yeah!

>>33087170
>> Work on Pep Rally

>>33087170
>Work on Pep Rally
and >talk to our crews with undiscovered loyalty quests

>>33087170
>Work on Pep Rally
>Other-Check in with Animation and Theater Tech

Go Go Gadget Quest!

>>33087170
>> Work on Pep Rally

>>33087152
She also wants to be James Deen's sex slave and has never masturbated or looked at porn. She's so contradictory it hurts.

>>33087170
> Work on Pep Rally
> Talk to Fairless (God I feel like I've been invaded by the Poles I studied so much)
> Talk to Animation Club (How are the things witht he things?)

>>33087074
Thanks for the confirmation German.

>>33087170
> Work on Pep Rally
> Talk to Someone (Barkas)
Ask if they need a hand.

Seems to me that Theater Tech is in charge of heavy lifting, while the Animation Club doe detailed, art related stuff.
The former is more up to Gertrude's alley.

>>33087220
I figure those are just Schteel overcompensating for anons' hugely lesbian tendencies.

>>33087220
>She's so contradictory it hurts.
Indeed, but after Kitten and Fairless are finished with her in bed for the first time and they lie in a tangles mess of sweaty nude bodies, she will feel oh soo good.

>>33087220
>>33087251
That's what I thought as well.

> Work on Pep Rally

The afflicted kids hurriedly get their clothes washed off of paint while you settle on the banner. You ask, “Claire, what’s a good moto thing for the Pep Rally?”

“Moto?” asks Henrietta.

“It’s something I picked up from a Recruiter,” you say. “But anyone, what’s a good thing to say on a Pep Rally banner?” You wave your arm in the air. “Like uh… GO LAFAYETTE! That’s a little simple, don’t you think?”

Claire looks up from her laptop to say, “Well… yeah. It is actually. Lafayette Girls Academy as a whole doesn’t actually have a Sports mascot so to speak. The closest thing we have is that Fleur-De-Lis. Not like say, Lafayette Lancers or Runners or Cavaliers or…”

Andrea says, “Vixens.”

“Vixens!” Henrietta grins. “Now you’re cooking with gas, Andrea.”

“Shut up you dumb idiots,” says Claire.

You hold a brush. You look down at a paper the Theatre Tech kids had.

Barkas says, “The Seniors came up with a few slogans to put on the banners. Feel free to come up with something yourself though. Careful though, you can only fit so much.”

> “Go Lafayette!”
> “Win, win, win!”
> “LGA Forever!”
> Write in

>>33087411
I thought they had a pretentious Latin motto?

>>33087411
>> “LGA Forever!”

Ironic. and simple.

>>33087411
> "I believe that we will win!"

>>33087411
> "Fairless's Legs Are Fucking Sexy!"
> Get smacked
> "LGA Forever!"

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>>33087411
>> “LGA Forever!”

We don't want it to end like this

>>33087411
> “LGA Forever!”
And quickly, before some simpleton just paints in "LGA 4eva" and leaves it at that.

>>33087495
"LGA 5eva"

>>33087411
>“LGA Forever!”

And pray.

>>33087454
"FNC Love 4 Ever"?

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>>33087411
>Write in

>THE PHOENIX RISES

>>33087411
I actually like the sound of the Lafayette Vixens.

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>>33087506
>"FNC Love 4 Ever"?

>>33087512
We need a Vixen Mascot.

All in favor of Bernadette in a red and white school uniform, ears and a tail?

>>33087537
Aye. The Sewing club can make the costume and Kitten can provide the tail plug and ears

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>>33087537
Do we have to dance the Vixen Dance if we lose?

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>>33087525
5 Ever even

>>33087577
Victory or defeat has no bearing on doing the Vixen dance

>>33087594
We just get to wear underwear under the costume if we win

>>33087537
Aye!

Lafayette Vixens, ROLL OUT

*battle song, sound of tonks*

> “LGA Forever!”

You start painting it down. Good thing your Dad invested in those Calligraphy classes for you. Whereas everyone was learning how to play the violin, or swim, or do karate or taekwondo, YOU WERE LEARNING HOW TO PAINT CHINESE CHARACTERS.

…

Eh. You’re lonely.

But finally, it’s done. Fairless and the Seniors stand over you, nodding in approval.

Except for Henrietta. “How come you didn’t write down LGA 5ever?”

Andrea says, “2spoony4me.”

Henrietta laughs. “That should be 4spoony8me!” The two bust a gut.

Barkas says, “Well, regardless. It looks good, Gertrude. We’ll move it over there and let it dry with the others.”

Henrietta says, “What about Lafayette Ladies.”

Andrea says, “Lafayette Ladettes.”

“Lafayette Lakers.”

“Lafayette LASERS.”

The two gasp in hype. “YOOOOOOO-“ Claire slaps them both on the head.

Barkas crosses her arms. “Still though, Gertrude. It’s nice of you to help work on the Pep Rally.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>33087675
>> Polite

>>33087675
>> Polite

>>33087675
>> Polite

>>33087675
>polite

Not a huge deal, just doing our part to unfuck some of the stuff the previous president ruined.

>>33087675
>polite
>Actually seriously suggest lafayette vixens

>>33087675
> Polite
> Maybe we SHOULD go with Lafayette Vixens. 'Cause we're crazy like a fox. And hot like them, too. Like, rawr.

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>>33087675
>Polite
"We come to serve." Followed by Spocking.

Wait. Let me re-read that.

No, its fine.

> Write in (Contiue working)

>>33087771
Oh my god. Had an idea.

The fleur-de-lis, with a fox running around the top part of it. It would actually look really nice.

> Polite

You smile. “Ah, it ain’t nothing, Barkas. I mean, this is chump change compared to what you guys do with the plays, Red Dawn in particular.”

Barkas grunts. “I suppose.”

…

“You and I don’t talk much do we,” you say.

“Well, I can imagine, I mean, have you seen the size of the team? We’re well over 50 or 60 people!” says Barkas. “Nearly 100 if you count the Cheerleaders.”

“I suppose,” you say.

Sykes slides in, grinning. “Go on, Barkas, ask her!”

“Yeah!” says Tony.

“Shut up, Tony,” says Sykes.

Barkas sighs. “She’s not interested, guys. Let it go.”

> “You’re completely right, I’m not.”
> “What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with.”
> Write in

>>33087907
>> “What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with.”

>>33087907
It's like you don't even want to be a Vixen, German.

>> “What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with.”

>>33087907
> “What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with.”
It's either something Loyalty related or something gay. I'm up for both.

>>33087907
>What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with

MUST....BE...HELPFUL

>>33087907
>“What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with.”

>>33087931
I kind of do'nt

>>33087907
“What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with.”

Set us a task.

>>33087907
> “What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with.”

Please no more lesbian shenanigans...

>>33087977
>do'nt
anon

>>33087989
>>33087977
and I fucked up how to spell don't, therefore I am an idiot and you should ignore me

>>33087794
That would be good.
Please God, Jebus and the Debil, let their be a Drawfag in here.

>>33087977
And that's perfectly okay, fellow anon. I just thought we needed a cool mascot.
>>33087989
Spelling isn't totally necessary, other fellow anon. He's just making a joke.

All I want is for Gertrude to actually take it seriously.

>>33088004
If somebody does want it, I can have a go.

>>33087907
> “What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with.”

Barkas sealed her fate when she used that particular line on a person as inquisitive as Gertrude.

>>33087942
I prefer the former and not the latter.

>>33088018
Huzzah!

Go for it.

>>33088061
Give me five to ten minutes, please.

>>33088075
You have until 4pm.

After that, you have more time, but it, absolutely must be ready for the pep rally.

>>33087907
>> “You’re completely right, I’m not.”
of course I miss this vote

> “What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I can help with.”

You smile. “What am I not interested about? It sounds like something I should be interested about.”

Barkas rolls her eyes. “I want to write a play.”

“Ooooh!” You whistle a bit. “Writing a play?”

“Yeah, writing a play,” says Barkas. “Because honestly, I’m kind of sick of all the Fairy Tale deconstructions and the Drug plays, I just want to see something original, but no one comes up with anything.”

Sykes nods. “She’s right. We’re so uncreative that our LEGOs are just the same way we assembled them.”

“Oh, I love LEGOs,” you say.

“Right!” says Tony.

…

Sykes says, “Except for Tony.”

Barkas says, “Well, I’m still brainstorming some concepts, but otherwise, it’s nothing you should be concerned with.”

> LOYALTY QUEST UNLOCKED
> The Producers
> Help Barkas write her play

Your stomach growls. Just in time too, the Pizza delivery girl arrives.

> Eat Lunch
> Work on Pep Rally
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33088215
>Eat the pizza delivery girl

>>33088215
> Eat Lunch
> Talk to Barkas (So what kind of play are we talking? Comedy? Fantasy? Romance?)

>>33088215
>> Work on Pep Rally
Let's see what the Junior's are up too.

Also we can ask the writing club to help them.

>>33088215
>> Eat Lunch

>>33088215
>Eat Lunch
Let's try to avoid cannibalism if we can help it.

>>33088215
> Eat Lunch
> Talk to Someone (Barkas)
Suggest visiting the Reading/Writing Club at the Library. It might help.

>>33088215
>Eat Lunch

A small, light lunch. We have overindulged in Turkey, Bernadette and Kitten.

>>33088215
>Eat Lunch

Assuming namefag position.

Drawing done, looks shitty enough. Should be uploaded soon.

Just pretend that Gertrude drew it.

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>>33088329
Here it is.

>>33088367
If somebody is an actual draw fag, then please, take this as the idea.

Needs color, actual professionalism.

>>33088367
Looks like a badger to me.

If anything, that's an improvement.

>>33088367
That's lovely.

Definitely better than anything I can make.

>>33088424
Thank you German! Do you think you'd be able to suggest this as Gertrude, then, please? I tried my best and everything!

>>33088418
Lafayette Badgerfoxes? I'd be down with that.

"The cunning of the fox, the ferocity of the badger, Lafayette Girls Academy! Forward!"

>>33088470
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

> Eat Lunch

You dig into a slice of Pepperoni pizza and watch Henrietta and Andrea furiously draw on a piece of paper.

Claire looks over their shoulder. “The fuck are you two doing?”

Henrietta presents it. “THERE! THE LAFAYETTE VIX-“

“The fuck is this?”

Andrea says, “We accidentally dropped our pizza on it, that’s just a grease stain.”

Claire says, “It looks more like a badger.”

“Yoooooo!” Henrietta withdraws. “A badger would be so hype! No- HONEY BADGERS! THE LAFAYETTE-“

“Guys, please,” says Claire.

You smile. “I think the Lafayette Vixens is a fine name! Don’t you think?”

Fairless shrugs. “Well, we’ll consider something before the Pep Rally I imagine. Vixen ought to be a good candidate.”

“IT WAS MY IDEA!” says Andrea. “AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.”

You look at the time. Looks like lunch is over.

> Go to Class
> Work on Pep Rally
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33088470
'Cry "Havoc!", and let slip the Badgers of war!'

>>33088367
>>33088392
This has good potential to be cute.

Definitely better than what I have in mind, but lack the skill to execute in drawing.
A mix of that Galm 1 logo, but with the tail shaped like the fleur de lis. Or the tail super imposed over the fleur or something.

>>33088504
>work on pep rally

Are there any other teams that we don't have loyalty quests for yet?

>>33088504
>> Other
Think over your academic record. Are we failing our attendance/grades?

>>33088504
>> Work on Pep Rally
>Talk to animation club or junior team.

I miss the leader of the anime club...

Speaking of which, I'm surprised they haven't bothered Izumi.

>>33088548
It feels like we haven't attended a single class in like a month,

>>33088532
I liked the idea of those cute-ish long foxes, stretching around the center. I know it's a bit off-scale, and the tail is a bit off.

Maybe we can go to /r/ or somewhere and ask nicely? Some subreddits could do it. (>inb4 stupid leddit).

>>33088579
And back to this.

I agree. Let's check our schedule, talk to some teachers if it isn't up to par. Let them know what we've been doing, and they'll probably know exactly why we're doing tankery (saving the school and all).

>>33088504
> Go to Class
We are lowering our test scores by not going to class guys. We can't afford to flunk out.

>>33088504
> Work on Pep Rally
> Talk to Someone (Disney)
> Call Someone (Poles or History Club)
Just to keep Gertrude updated on the UN Debate prep.

>>33088587
Is there a drawthread up on /tg/ right now?

Then again, maybe they don't like quest threads. I don't really pay attention to the bullshit politics of this board.

>>33088579
That's because we got off break.

>>33088640
Possible. Would you check, please? I'm finding a drawing subreddit.

>>33088640
>>33088661

Just checked.
Nope.
Fuck.

>>33088504
>Go to Class
We should at least go for a little while.

When is the rally, anyway?

>>33088675
It's okay. Reddit can help me out. Until then, my original one can do. Give me half an hour. Until then, let's enjoy the thread!

>>33088504
> Work on Pep Rally
Disregard education, acquire bitches.

>>33088714
>Go to class
>Check with teachers
>Ask about grades
>Be polite and shit
>Explain your situation (they should know)
>Go back to acquiring bitches

> Work on Pep Rally

MUST CONTINUE WORK. FUCK CLASSES ANYWAY.

…

…

You place the last banner down for drying. You’ve done about twenty now, and you need to do another hundred to spread it all around campus. That’s going to be a thing.

Fairless checks the time. “Looks like it’s school’s out. Alright, pack your things. For those of you in Tankery, let’s head out.”

Henrietta says, “I don’t suppose you could cancel-“

You say, “No.”

“Darn,” Henrietta frowns. “Was looking forward to my animes today, was kind of hoping the Model UN thing you were working on would supersede it.”

You say, “Model UN is later tonight. Still, you guys need practice, it’s a thing after all you know?” You raise your eyebrows. The Animation Club and the Theatre Tech kids are walking alongside you. “That thing.”

Henrietta rolls her eyes. “Yeah, that thing of ours.”

Andrea glares at you, jealously. “Are you two dating or something?”

Henrietta laughs, wrapping her arm around Andrea. “Oh, don’t be ridiculous!” Andrea crosses her arms, pouting. “Come ooooonnnnn!” Claire sighs.

Fairless looks at you. “So, figure you might have time after the Debate thing?”

“Maybe,” you say. “Why do you ask?”

Fairless shrugs. “Well, you’re always free to stay over at my place.” All the girls look at you, expectantly. “That is, if you’re free. You don’t have to.”

> “I’d rather sleep at home.”
> “We’ll see.”
> “Sure.”
> Write in

>>33088823
>“Sure.”
Gertrude is friendly.

>>33088823
>“Sure.”

Sure!

>>33088823
> “Sure.”
This time we will.

>>33088823
>> “We’ll see.”
bring Kitten over and I'll go for it

>>33088823
>Sure

Let's not be mean this time, please. Nothing to do with the waifu wars, I just like seeing Fairless happy.

>>33088823
>“Sure.”
We friends.

>>33088823
>“Sure.”

Nothing wrong in that, it has happened before.

>>33088823
>Of course Fairless!
>

>>33088823
>> “We’ll see.”

Because bullshit happen in Trude's life

>>33088823
>"Sure"

>>33088902
Agreed.
>>33088880
I feel like Fairless does want to be alone. And we're pretty much Kitten's best friend. I'm sure we can leave her for a night.

>>33088823
>“Sure.”

And while we're at it, how about another drawing?

>>33088823
>> “Sure.”

>>33088823
I'm sorry but I don't know if it's my reading comprehension is lacking or how it was wriiten but

“Darn,” Henrietta frowns. “Was looking forward to my animes today, was kind of hoping the Model UN thing you were working on would supersede it.”

You say, “Model UN is later tonight. Still, you guys need practice, it’s a thing after all you know?” You raise your eyebrows. The Animation Club and the Theatre Tech kids are walking alongside you. “That thing.”

Henrietta rolls her eyes. “Yeah, that thing of ours.”

Andrea glares at you, jealously. “Are you two dating or something?”

Henrietta laughs, wrapping her arm around Andrea. “Oh, don’t be ridiculous!” Andrea crosses her arms, pouting. “Come ooooonnnnn!” Claire sighs.


I don't quite understand what their talking about.

It feels like it's missing a sentence somewhere

>>33088823
> "Sure."
Fairless is actually being proactive and straightforward. I want to see where she's taking this.

>>33087675
>"Sure"

And then, nothing will happen. Calling it now.

>>33088995
They're obliquely referring to the school being shut down. Animation and Theatre Tech don't know about it.

>>33089034
Oh gotcha. sorry, I completely miss that.

>>33088823
> “Sure.”
I got a non-romance related, but character developing and plot thread related question to Fairless anyway.

>>33089065
I actually only got it just now. Not your fault.
>>33089087
Tell me.

>>33089065
>>33089103

I admit, I had to have it explained.

>>33089103
Basically involves this >>33089034

The gist of it is "Are our efforts making a tangible dent in saving the school?"
Fairless is pretty much the StuCo Prez now, so she must know what's the situation behind the screens so to speak. She'll give us some solid proof on whether or not we are making a difference.

> “Sure.”

You smile. “Oh, I can make time for you, Bernadette. It has been a while since I stayed over at your place anyway, figure I might as well give it a shot.” You snap your fingers. “You sketch anything new lately?”

Fairless shrugs. “Mostly scenery, mostly cars, mostly people who want to be drawn.”

You smirk. “Got any of me in that big sketchbook of yours?”

“…A few.” says Fairless simply. You giggle at that.

With that, you arrive at the Tankery HQ. Your crews have all arrived. Kitten walks over, smiling. “Hey, Trudy!”

“Yo, Kittycat,” you say. “Anything new with you?”

Kitten crosses her arms. “Well, beyond Loretta stuttering her way through Radio Comms class, I do have a surprise for you.” You blink, and then Kitten reaches into her bag and pulls out.

An ID card.

Kitten grins. “I got my Level 5 Radio Certification!” She squeals in happiness. “I’m now qualified to use the Radios on the ship and I get to be on call for Communications in the Command Tower!”

Oh. OH! “That’s great!” you smile, hugging Kitten. “Oh, my little girl is a Radio Operator!”

“D’aw.” Kitten smiles. “Don’t make a scene!”

> Start Practice (Instructor: Ace Crew)
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33089201
>> Start Practice (Instructor: Ace Crew)

I was looking forward to this all day

>>33089201
>> Other
MAKE A SCENE

Entangle our arms in Kitten's and Fairless' as we head to training.

>>33089201
>>> Start Practice (Instructor: Ace Crew)
Do the tank thing.

>>33089201
>Start Practice (Instructor: Ace Crew)

Mud and blood time. And running.

>“…A few.” says Fairless simply. You giggle at that.

By few, she means 9 sketchbooks full.

>Kitten grins. “I got my Level 5 Radio Certification!”

Quick, call Saori!

>>33089201
>> Start Practice (Instructor: Ace Crew)
Time for tanks!

>>33089201
> Talk to a Crew (Poles, History and Irish Brigade)
Any topic related to preparations on the debate.
> Start Practice (Instructor: Ace Crew)
Ohhh~
No need for specific Aces to be the instructor of the day?
Or will it be 4 crews per Ace giving personal instruction?

Shame, I was gonna suggest some flavor text for specific Aces.

>>33089201
> Start Practice (Instructor: Ace Crew)

>>33089201
Seconding >>33089236

>>33089321
It's the whole crew because of loyalty.

> Start Practice (Instructor: Ace Crew)

You cross your arms as the Ace Crew addresses the entirety of the team within the Hangar. All of you have changed out into your Tankery Uniforms.

Kate says, “Alright. As a collective, we are now going to instruct you in the usage of your tanks.”

Joanna smiles. “Now, before that. Let’s get things across. We happen to have the Maximum number of crews available for the semi-finals and finals, twenty crews! And I see here 87 girls. All ready to do some battle.” Everyone claps and applauds, looking at each other.

You nod. “That’s right. Girls, we are at the home stretch. We’ve made it to the Elite Four of the tournament. We’ve come this far, and I’d rather we not mess things up. Don’t get cocky, we’ve got stuff to get done, things to do.”

Cathy smiles. “And hey, even if we lose, we all had fun right! We can keep doing this next year!” Everyone nods, agreeing.

You say, “We can’t lose.” Everyone quiets down at that. “Look, I don’t mean to be… privy to nothing. But… we can’t lose, alright?” They all nod, a little concerned looking. “Now, let’s get to practice, shall we?”

> Physical Training
> Practical Training
> Theory Training

>>33089540
> Physical Training
Work off that pizza RAAAAAAAAGH

>>33089540
> Physical Training
Lots of crews who haven't been Wendy baptized yet.

>>33089516
I know. I'm just curious as to how it's gonna be executed storywise.
All five of them in front of the board at the same time seems like a big hassle, for example, so I'm wondering how that's gonna be handled.

>>33089540
>> Physical Training

>>33089540
>Become stronk

>>33089540

This >>33089565
For that reason.

>>33089582
Most likely, Aces will teach their specialties, and tutor people in their general skills.

Do you think we can get new skills?

Whatever happened to the one which was 5 cp but nobody wanted?

>>33089671
I believe Katie's ability was to teach skills, so we could.

... You just know that Fluffy is sticking around somewhere inconspicuous watching the whole team train.

>>33089671
>Whatever happened to the one which was 5 cp but nobody wanted?
Sidescraper, was it?

Personally, I want to take it if it's available, but only use it in conjunction with Cathy's Stonewall skill.

>>33089540
>physical training

Oats and squats people! Must get HUGE.

>>33089714
I remember German telling us he kind of ran out though...

BTW are we going to promote rifle team today?

>>33089745
> BTW are we going to promote rifle team today?
Oh yeah, this. We need to bring this up at the earliest convenience. At break time, I suppose.

>>33089733
>... You just know that Fluffy is sticking around somewhere inconspicuous watching the whole team train.
Then we'll need to get her to train with us. Learn how to become stronk like a real loader!

> Physical Training

Wendy shows no mercy, even when it’s the biting cold in December. “I don’t need no baseball star!”

“I don’t need no baseball star!”

“Give me something that’ll crush a car!”

“Give me something that’ll crush a car!”

You run in your Tankery uniforms to make it just that much more comfortable running around in the cold. At least the crews are in good spirits today, that’s something. Everybody must have been itching to get back to practice after Thanksgiving.

Clara runs alongside you, obviously running out of breath. “Aha… what’s wrong, Gertrude Pool!? CAN’T KEEP UP!?”

You say, “You think this is a competition?”

“I can run faster! I can lift more!” She starts unbuttoning her jacket. “I can EVEN GET COLDER THAN YOU!”

Joanna runs alongside Clara. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” She runs past you then turns, running backwards. “Come on, keep up scrubs.” She speeds off.

… The two of you look at each other, then start trying to run after her.

> Take a Break
> Practical Training
> Theory Training

>>33089798
> Practical Training

>>33089798
>Practical Training
While we're still up for physical activity.

>>33089798
>practical training

Hm, just waiting for the chance to finally challenge our cheerleader rival and put her in her place.

>>33089798
> Theory Training
Time for Clara and Trude to rest after trying to catch up to Joanna.

>>33089798
>Practical Training

I'm not sure what this is, but I'll support it out of novelty.

>>33089798
> Practical Training
Time for Michelle and Joanna to shine.
We never did get to shoot some turkeys back in Thanksgiving... Oh wait, that was Anzio.

Oh, Miss Akiyama! Please drive that I-Go for us. Don't mind the turkey dress-up, it's totally fine!

>>33089843
Probably tank formations, shooting, etc.

I want to see how the aviation team likes their elite KV-85

>>33089865
>I-Go
Chi-ha, rather.

> Practical Training

You brace yourself as the Sherman goes full tilt through the fields. “Alright, Nancy, when you’re ready!”

Nancy nods. A bump sends her face into the gunsights. “Ow!”

“Sorry!” says Lisa.

You pop the hatch and take a look around curiously. The target is the Type 97 being driven around by Joanna. Michelle stands on the back of your tank, holding onto the Browning M2 as she directs the gunners through a throat mic.

“Alright everyone. For those of you with stabilizers on your guns, it’s easy, just keep it on target and adjust for the speed the target is moving!”

“Right!” says everyone.

You yell, “Fire when ready, Nancy!”

The 76mm fires. The recoil shakes the tank as it rolls forward at full speed, sending you all bouncing around in the interior. It goes wide, splashing ahead of the Type 97 as it expertly dodges all the shots.

“How the hell is that even possible!?” yells Pinkerton.

“Yeah, this is why stopping to fire is a thing,” says Michelle.

> Take a Break
> Theory Training

>>33090101
> Theory Training

>>33090101
>> Take a Break

Time to promote Rifle team and ask how is Aviation's team elite tank

>>33090101
Well, that's one way to utilize the Chi-ha.

> Take a Break
To go see the Rifle Team.

>>33090101
>> Take a Break

Rolled 29

>>33090101
> Take a Break

>>33090101
>Theory Training

More practice, less sloth.

> Take a Break

> Just a note: There’s a new system of gathering CP in place for trainings. CP will now be gathered based on how many crews there are on the team at current and how high their morale is. Crews at above 80% Morale will generate 1 CP, with crews that are already loyal will generate another 1 CP. So crews which are of high morale and are loyal will generate 2 CP per training session. You also now gain an additional 5 CP per training session.

You yawn a bit as you sit down on your tank. The Loaders are having one of their new traditional contests. An arm wrestle for starts.

Alisa, Ramirez, and Elouise try desperately to push down on Wendy’s Arm, who sits there as if it ain’t no thing. Wendy says, “I told you this is stupid.”

“WHAT’S STUPID IS THAT YOU’RE PULLING THIS BULLSHIT!” yells Elouise. She gestures over for more help. Tara, Bess, and Gussie come over to try and force it down. They all scream in effort as Wendy’s arm slowly starts getting pushed over.

“We got this!” yells Tara. “Come on! More!” Claudia and Jane Bradley come over.

Finally, Wendy’s hand gently touches the top of the crate being used as an area. Everyone cheers, applauding and hugging each other. “We beat Wendy!”

> Take a Break
> Promote an Officer (Specify – 20 CP)
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33090306
>Theory Training
Back to work everyone!

>>33090306
>> Promote an Officer (Rifle Team)

>>33090306
> Talk to a Crew (Minie)
Broach the topic first to see how receptive they are on getting promoted. If yes...

> Promote an Officer (Team Minie – 20 CP)
And if no, save it for another day.

Rolled 100

>>33090306
>Theory Training
Shit, Wendy is probably ripped to hell.

>>33090306
>> Promote an Officer (Specify – 20 CP)
Rifle Team

Wendy is crazy strong

>>33090415
>nat 100

dayum

>>33090306
>Promote an Officer (Specify – 20 CP)

That Cheerleader because why not

>>33090415
why did you waste that roll

>>33090447
Because Wendy deserves a nat 100. That, and I forgot to change it from HQR.

>>33090435
Because their the last team and we have more experience teams then her.

Also I think it is insulting for the veteran crews

>>33090306
> Other
finish training.

>>33090447

We don't even use rolls here.

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>>33090306
>Promote an Officer (Team Minie – 20 CP)
Assuming that they actually want it.

Pic related, how I picture Wendy.

>>33090306
Hey Schteel, was it at any point possible to get Fredenall to join forces with us?

>>33090447
It's not like we could have used it for something.

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>>33090492
Or this. I don't really see her as Sailor Moon.

>>33090492
>Pic related, how I picture Wendy.
Of all the characters from all existing the anime you could choose from, why her?

>>33090552
Why not? She looks like she's gotten over whiney and gotten into ass kicking.

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>>33090492
>how I picture Wendy

Not like this?
She's kind of a big deal, you know

>>33090535
But Anon, that's 3d.

3d can't be sexy.

>>33090689
I am now picturing her team as the PMMM girls for Halloween. Thank you for that.

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>>33090634
Incompatible personalities, mostly.
If you used Mars or Jupiter, I would've understood it at least.

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> Promote an Officer (Specify – 20 CP)
> Theory Training

“Samantha.” The Rifle Team girls look over at you, from inspecting the AA mounted M2 on the Chaffee. “Listen, I’m going to make this short and sweet. I need a new Officer, and you seem eager enough for it. How about it?”

Samantha grins. “Oh, yes! Yes!” She grabs your hands, shaking it gratefully. “I WON’T LET YOU DOWN, I PROMISE YOU!”

> - 20 CP
> SAMANTHA WHITWORTH IS NOW AN OFFICER

With that, break ends and you all end up in the lecture hall. It’s now crammed tight, and some crews like the Cheerleaders and the Hall Monitors are forced to sit in the aisles. Poor guys. You’ll need to expand this at some point.

Kate and Octavia are on this. Kate says, “Right. Let’s review silhouettes.” Octavia brings up a powerpoint. A black broad silhouette comes up on screen. “Can anyone tell?”

Everyone but the Hall Monitors and the Cheerleaders raise their hand. Kate points to Clara. “Me?” Clara looks around, then she spots you smirking like a smug snake. “Oh, I know what it is!”

“What is it?” asks Kate.

…

Clara purses her lips a bit, then snaps her fingers. “GIRLS!” A Cheerleader brings over a textbook. Clara studies it for a second. “Mhm…” Clara nods. “It is the M4 Sherman.”

Everyone bursts into laughter. You struggle to hold in some laughter while Clara looks obviously proud of her answer.

Kate says, “Well. That’s confident of you.”

Octavia says, “Anyway. Today’s session will be going over quick ID of tanks just to get you all back into the groove of things. The identification of tanks could save your team in a pinch, and it is vital to always keep a report going to your Commander. Now, let’s get right on with it.”

[1/2]

>>33090779
[2/2]

…

…

With that, practice ends. Everyone hangs out in the lounge, except for the History Team and the Polish. They’ve gone to campus to prepare for the Model UN debate tonight.

Kate comes up to you. “So, here’s my thoughts on how the crews are doing.”

> Gertrude’s Crew: 100%
> Freshmen: 99%
> Sewing Club: 81%
> Polish: 99%
> Aviation Studies: 91%
> Rifle Team: 94%
> Delinquents: 100%
> Naval Studies Merchant: 90%
> History Club: 90%
> Ace Crew: 100%
> Girl Scouts: 73%
> Theatre Tech: 66%
> Naval Studies: 47%
> Animation Club: 53%
> Magicians: 52%
> Juniors: 35%
> Seniors: 25%
> Japanese: 73%
> Hall Monitors: 12%
> Cheerleaders: 13%

> Each Session provides + 2 towards Eliting.
> Participation in a match provides + 5
> Kills provide + 5
> Familiarity is gained after spending a decent amount of time with the tank. This will confer + 20
> A book can be loaned to a team who will read it in their spare team. Once finished, it will confer + 5

> + 30 CP
> 25 CP from happy and loyal crews
> 5 CP for training session

> Head out to the Debate
> Hit those Showers
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33090799
>Hit those Showers

ShowerAnon! I choose you!

>>33090799
>> Hit those Showers
> Head out to the Debate

>>33090799
>> Japanese: 73%

Is this with familiarity?

>>33090799
> Hit those Showers
then
> Head out to the Debate

>>33090799
>> Hit those Showers
The Japanese are familiar with their tank yet?

>>33090834
>>33090847
They've only had the tank for a few days, so I wouldn't say so.

>>33090799
> Hit those Showers
Hoo boy, Clara is SO gonna butt-in heh[/spoiler ] at some point to make disparaging remarks about Gertrude's "development."
Just to even out the score on not knowing the answer to Kate's question.

> Head out to the Debate

>>33090865
Oh ok, because they had two matches in it already and a practice.

They seemed very well in using it so for a second I thought they did.

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>>33090865

Thats another elite tank candidate there!

>>33090779
That is totally a FAMAS. I won't be fooled!

>>33090799
>> Hit those Showers
Can't be stinky for that debate. Also, gotta have a shower party for the new officer.

>>33090799
>> Hit those Showers
>> Talk to a Crew (Aviation Team)

I wonder what do they think of their elite status

>>33090799
>Hit those Showers

>Cyborg.png


By the by, why is Hall Monitors, Cheerleaders and Senior moral so shit?

>>33091004

That's elite progression

>>33090799
> Aviation Studies: 91%
Wait, if they're only at 91% how could we have elited their tank?

>>33090912
Excel anon, we added Rifle team as the final team captain so wouldn't they need an * added?

>>33091034
Whoops, sorry

>>33091004
Because angry Irish lesbians and all the Japanese save Assam being shits. Cheerleaders... well, they haven't been around long.

>>33091004
The Hall Monitors and Seniors have seen too much shit, and the Cheerleaders are ironic.

>>33091004

Thats not morale, that progress to elite

>>33091039
Typo.

> Hit those Showers

Clara pushes her breasts into your face. “Whoops! I’m just so clumsy! These huge breasts of mine are just getting in my way all day everyday!”

You cross your arms over your own breasts. Goddamn it, do not look jealous.

“Jelly?” asks Clara, smugly.

“NO!” you say. “Get out of here, goddamn Titty Monster.” Clara laughs a noblewoman’s laugh as her cheerleaders slide her naked form away from you.

Samantha is giddy today. “Just think! Me! An Officer! I get to lead people!”

Cathy says to her, “It’s not fun- I mean, it’s a bit of work!”

“Well, you’re a Freshman,” says Samantha. Cathy shrugs at that, in apparent agreement. “But me! I have a club of my own! I own several hundred weapons of various makes and models! They have to respect me!”

“We can hear you,” says Henrietta.

“We’re not impressed,” says Weiss.

“Well, you will be!” says Samantha.

> Head out to the Debate
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33091113
>Head out to the Debate
Mental reminder to put Clara next to Kitten, see who smothers whom.

>>33091113
> Talk to a Crew (Our Guys: Can you get that practice set up with Black Forest?)
> Head out to the Debate

I have no idea what we're challenging Clara with, but it is ON. It's going to get rough, it's going to get dirty, and someone is going to be crying in the end.

>>33091113
>Other-Talk to Samantha. The megalomania is setting in.

THEN

> Head out to the Debate

Save the world from Alien Zombie Ninja Pirates

>>33091113
>> Head out to the Debate

>Clara pushes her breasts into your face.

Clara and her huge boobs need to get got

>>33091065
>and the Cheerleaders are ironic

>Oh, you do Tankery
>Only, like, ironic, dude

>>33091113
> Talk to a Crew (Minie)
>"Don't let it get to your head, Samantha. You're also one person on a three-girl crew."
Just some parting advice.

> Head out to the Debate

>>33091113
>> Head out to the Debate
>> Talk to a Crew (Rifle team)
Remind Samantha that while it's okay to be happy about being promoted remember that respect has to be earned. Remember what happen with Cathy and the newcomers.

>Aviation Team

Ask them about their newly elite tank.

I felt kind of sad their was no screentime.

>>33091113
> Head out to the Debate

>>33091113
German another quick question.

How will the KV-85 now being elite effect their loyalty perk?

Will the engine be more quiet? Will the tank in overclock mode last longer?

>>33091157
Prepare the mud pit.

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>>33091157

Challenger her to this and that

>>33091283
The perk is stacked on top of being an Elite tank.

So they're pretty fast now.

> Head out to the Debate

You pat Samantha on the shoulder. “Don’t let it go to your head. Cathy’s right. You got to earn your stuff.”

Samantha smiles at you. “Don’t worry, Gertrude! We’ve come too far to let you down!”

“Of course,” you say.

Marina says, “Yeah, you don’t see me getting all hyper about leading a crew.” She points at you. “Speaking of which, thanks for the upgrades, Gertrude. Chuck is REALLY flying now. You put wings on him, I’m sure he could achieve take off!”

You smile. “I’m glad.”

Samantha says, “Say, don’t you have to go to that Model UN debate thing? I’d hate to be part of that, sounds like a total clusterfuck.”

“Ah, I’m sure it’ll be fine!” you say.

…

…

“ORDER!” Jane Keegan slams her gavel on the table. “ORDER I SAY!”

All the Model UN teams shout and scream at each other, calling each other names and questioning each other’s parental ancestry. The Polish are amongst this, along with their good friends the Hungarians. Their efforts are mostly focused on the Russians and the Swedish.

In fact, the most sane team here appears to be Sealand, who consists of a very short Freshman and not much else. She simply sits by, calculating her next move.

[1/2]

>>33091509
[2/2]

Everyone quiets down a bit to listen to the History Team.

Keegan sighs. “Listen! The Alien Ninja Pirate Zombies-“

“I thought they were Robot Ninja Zombie Aliens,” says one of the Asian Student Society members.

“Who cares!” says Keegan. “They are spreading like Wildfire across the North American continent. The measures that the US and Canada have failed, and already South America is at risk of invasion.”

“And I say!” says Carly Gustav of Sweden, “We leave them and quarantine the continent!”

“We can’t do that!” says Janek. “There are millions of lives at stake! We have to evacuate people!”

Francine Dell Roosevelt, representing the United States, says, “Yeah, fucking help me you fucking retards! It’s not enough that I have to pull you guys out of your wars, now I have to sit here and listen to all you discuss about leaving the US for dead?”

“Well, Canada is already dead,” says Giselle Gilbert of Canada. “But no one seems to care.”

Janek slams her hand on the table. “We need to have a third party decide this!” Everyone looks at you. “Gertrude! What should we do?”

You stop eating your dinner assembled by the Girl Scouts. “Um…”

> “I have no idea what’s going on.”
> “Why ask me?”
> “The US should be evacuated.”
> “The US should be quarantined.”
> Write in

>>33091535
>Yeah, fucking help me you fucking retards!
Best Model UN ever

>>33091535
> “I have no idea what’s going on.”
> "Why not take the fight to the zombie robot alien ninja pirate dinosaurs?"

>>33091535
>“The US should be quarantined.”

How are they even crossing the Panama-Canal?

>>33091535
>Write in
"If the US fell, then everyone living in it died defending it. There's no one to evacuate. Quarantine it."

>>33091535
Selective and Time Limited Evacuation.

depending on the rate and spread of the virus, total evacuation is a no go.

However depending on where it had spread their may still be some temporary safe zones however those can only be guaranteed maybe two to three days of safety and evac.

or use World War Z tactics.

I love that book

>>33091575
They walked through it. Ever watched Land of the Dead?

>>33091535
+1 this >>33091570

>>33091575
They're aliens. They've crossed all of space, and now they can't cross a river.

Sounds like the comparable logic of most alien invasion films, actually.

>>33091535
>Nuke the US

>>33091535
> “The US should be evacuated.”

What could possibly go wrong?

>>33091535
Man I don't even know what's going on it's beautiful but Keegan sort of needs help.
> “The US should be quarantined.”
> "They shall be remembered as the defenders of FREEDOM, even onto undeath."

>>33091605

>use World War Z Tactics

Activate the Pool Plan! It's the Redeker Plan 2.0

>>33091615
Was going to say that

>>33091613
>Sounds like the comparable logic of most alien invasion films, actually.
Aliens also happen to go to the only place in the universe that has US Marines.

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>>33091509
There's a Sealand delegation?
> “Why ask me?”
> “I have no idea what’s going on.”
Like that one anon said, use Book World War Z tactics

>>33091535

>Write in

"We cannot abandon America, but we also cannot try and rescue all of it in a vain dash for glory."

"I propose that America tries to use its natural fortifications such as the Rockie Mountains to quarantine itself from this threat while the rest of the world provides as much help as they can get."

"Together, we can rebuild"

>>33091535
>> Write in

"Can't we do what they did in that movie with Brad Pitt?"

Blow up the world, if we can't have it they can't either.

>>33091682
don't you dare speak of that filth

>>33091535
>Use World War Z tactics

Full Evacuations is impossible but making fortress cities and send them supplies to fend off and buy time while other countries can build up forces and put the invasion down

>>33091535
> Write in

Activate Alternative V

>>33091682
Do not mention that abomination.

>>33091509
Limited evacuation of coastal regions, try to hold the ports as footholds for the eventual retaking of America.

>>33091682
The Book version is better.

>>33091694
It wasn't a bad movie, just that it needed to have another name other then World War Z